Independent Contractors! Unfortunate Swashbucklers! Convenient Hitchhikers! 

Ah, another day, another dollar, another day at the parchment company, another nautical journey into unfamiliar territory... Wherever our three Parchment Company Employees and one Independent Contractor go, peace and tranquility are sure to follow! 

Enjoy a nice, peaceful sea voyage where the party can enjoy some salty ocean air and meet new friends! No, don't look over there, that's nothing... probably just a friendly ship full of jolly sailors coming to say hello!