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Boke the doors, lock your windows,
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1:56
in this evening's final feature.
1:58
beyond belief.
1:59
Meet Frank and Sadie
2:02
Doyle, the toast of the upper crust,
2:04
headlines on the society pages,
2:06
penalious.
2:08
They see ghosts. Who
2:10
cares what he will lurks in the hearts of man?
2:13
Unless evil scaring the Martini
2:15
trade dirty.
2:18
Join the doilies as they walk beyond
2:21
belief in tonight's episode.
2:23
our bodies, our Elves.
2:28
Well,
2:28
here we are again.
2:30
Again, Do
2:31
you recall having ever been
2:33
at the base of this cobblestone walkway
2:36
leading through an expansive yard
2:38
featuring fountains and tropiaries to
2:41
A1234 story
2:43
nineteen twenties, if I'm not mistaken,
2:45
English Tudor style home.
2:48
This one, no, but a haunted
2:50
house is a haunted house.
2:52
Oh, Frank, are you certain it's haunted?
2:54
Well, I
2:55
have no recollection of arriving. Do you?
2:57
Come
2:58
to think of it. I don't. And
3:00
not just because of inebriation, I
3:03
simply do not recall how we've
3:05
come to be here. I
3:06
expect the same as true of these other two
3:08
as well. You
3:09
got that right. Me
3:11
wise anyway.
3:13
One minute I was doing I don't
3:15
remember what.
3:16
And now I'm whatever this
3:18
is here with you.
3:20
And
3:20
you are here with me.
3:23
Beyond us a locked gate, before
3:25
us a yard, a house, in
3:28
the windows, do you see
3:30
children or What?
3:32
Look like children?
3:35
What looks like children? Many
3:37
things that dolls, puppets, photographs
3:40
of children, photorealistic renderings
3:43
of children.
3:44
So four things
3:46
off the top of my head.
3:47
I take it to our justice suddenly
3:50
and unexpectedly here as the rest
3:52
of us. Oh, correct.
3:53
While it is not my
3:55
first experience with a group
3:57
of strangers unaware of
3:59
how they got to
3:59
new unfamiliar surroundings.
4:02
It is my first time being
4:05
amongst the strangers.
4:07
I have questions. I
4:10
will say the fact that we aren't
4:12
chained to each other is a positive sign.
4:14
Now I have questions.
4:16
All of both of
4:18
your questions may be about to be answered.
4:21
Look, at all,
4:22
Whoop. My questions
4:25
were about you.
4:26
As were mine.
4:27
You're interesting. Okay.
4:30
As I'm sure we all are. but
4:32
my interests are with our elegant host.
4:35
I imagine that is the
4:37
host emerging from the now
4:39
open door. and
4:40
look at him go. Some
4:43
assault, cartwheels, flippany
4:46
Bodies,
4:47
uparounds, general tumbling,
4:50
so spray
4:51
and all in a velvet suit.
4:53
bespoke by its look.
4:55
Dapper.
4:56
Energetic.
4:58
So you would think,
5:00
however,
5:00
whoa,
5:03
not as spy as assumed previously.
5:06
he stumbles as of suddenly
5:08
the rest of balance. Interesting.
5:12
Are you okay, sir? And here's your
5:14
cane, sir.
5:16
I'm here too, sir. It
5:18
appears nothing is as it
5:20
seems. These were not children
5:22
we spied in the windows, not
5:24
at all. will get to
5:26
it?
5:27
Will get to it. Step this
5:29
way, would you please, and state
5:31
your name. William
5:33
Ribbon junior. Of
5:35
course. Of course. And that makes you
5:37
Leo McGillicuddy. Call
5:39
me Mac. And so I shall
5:41
do just that, Mac. and
5:44
the estimable Frank and Sadie Doyle.
5:46
You come as I said,
5:47
don't you just?
5:49
We do just. Yes.
5:51
And
5:51
you are.
5:53
I am the humble proprietorship, a
5:56
favorite for young and old, and so it will please
5:58
you forward to know you've been selected
6:00
at random to receive the honor of a
6:02
tour
6:03
of Santa's workshop.
6:05
You're so youthful and slender to
6:08
be Santa
6:09
There is no actual Santa Claus. I
6:12
merely run the workshop. The
6:13
wizard of the workshop. The thematerge
6:16
of toys making the
6:18
God of gifts,
6:20
call me
6:22
Nick. As
6:23
in jolly old sinned,
6:25
I'm
6:28
no saint. No. I go by
6:30
many names. It's
6:31
one of them cringle.
6:33
None
6:33
of them are cringled. Now if you'll
6:36
indulge me, each of you gentlemen has
6:38
a golden ticket in your stocking that
6:40
entitles you and a guest to
6:42
tour the workshop.
6:43
Stocking. You you mean sock?
6:46
He doesn't need either.
6:48
Oh, yeah. Here we go.
6:51
Good wizarding there. Obsidazi,
6:53
I I mean, voila.
6:57
Frank, do you have a ticket hiding in
6:59
your garters?
6:59
Yes. Yes. Voila Voila.
7:03
Wonderful. I'll take those.
7:05
Doesn't it make everything so very official
7:07
and fine? Now, if you'll excuse
7:09
me, I must go make the final preparations
7:12
to your tour. Meanwhile, these
7:14
luminous androgynous beauties are
7:16
my cobble wobbles. They'll answer
7:18
any questions you may have and usher you
7:20
inside once it's
7:22
time. I do
7:23
have a question. Kabul wobbles.
7:27
Pellon, the fair is my name
7:29
and my aspect. I
7:31
am seros, the toy. Right?
7:33
And I am Caladria, skurge
7:35
of the second age. My
7:38
question stands. We
7:39
are of the first and eldest.
7:42
We are of the fairest and wisest.
7:45
We
7:45
have stood and bled and
7:47
mourned and gloried with Nick
7:49
the wizard at too many great
7:51
battles to list and one
7:53
bad one. Not
7:55
your standard Christmas elves.
7:58
overqualified to say the least.
8:00
We shine with the pure light of victory
8:03
and the victorious light of purity.
8:05
But
8:06
how nice for you? I'm sure.
8:08
I'm sorry. My question stands.
8:10
Kabbel wobbles.
8:12
We
8:12
too have many names. Mignard,
8:15
Tatiar, Nel yard, alvar,
8:17
Elves, brownies,
8:20
blondies, snickerdoodles, or
8:22
in Belgium, Smurfs.
8:24
Oompas, chumbas, lamas,
8:26
lompas, wombas, kinkies, Bodies,
8:29
winkies,
8:30
doopies, and goobies, and goobies,
8:33
tubbies, wubbies, and Matthew Gray Googlers.
8:37
Hubble, wobble, t
8:40
ten, Now is the time
8:42
to go and go in,
8:44
do as you told, and go
8:46
in go in.
8:48
Can I wait?
8:50
Why
8:50
not?
8:51
Many reasons I can think of.
8:53
None insurmountable by us,
8:56
surely.
8:56
Surely.
9:01
Hold your breath
9:03
to the couple bubbles of your
9:05
water.
9:06
Make a wish. Pout
9:09
to three. Would
9:11
you like
9:11
a water?
9:12
Come Jesus.
9:16
would you look at that? Get
9:18
a load of all of it.
9:20
Take a second and get an eye
9:22
full. Look at everything.
9:24
especially that holy
9:27
cow, like the holiest,
9:30
the pope of cows,
9:32
You
9:32
guys cobble wobbled
9:35
that.
9:36
We did.
9:45
That right there's the
9:47
train set of my
9:49
dreams when
9:50
I was but a little and
9:52
my life was more tumultuous
9:54
than any kid's life,
9:56
Ottawa, been I
9:57
got fascinated by kits and
9:59
models. And
9:59
most of all, train sets
10:02
gave
10:03
me some, you know, control over
10:05
my toys. I
10:06
didn't have over my
10:08
me. That
10:10
mountain,
10:11
that stream, that
10:14
post office, I swear.
10:16
This is like a crayon drawing
10:18
I made and had on the top of
10:20
my Christmas list for the whole of my
10:22
good jama
10:23
ears. You
10:24
never got it. Did you? I
10:27
always never did.
10:29
Well, stay on this side of the
10:31
ropes and watch the train unless,
10:33
of course, You want to
10:35
go with the controls? Wait,
10:38
but I do. The
10:40
ropes are for your protection. I
10:42
don't need no protection from no
10:44
toy train set of when I was
10:46
a kid dreams.
10:48
Then, by all means, ignore the
10:50
ropes only. Please don't. obviously,
10:53
I implore you to only ignore
10:55
the ropes at your peril or
10:56
at
10:57
your what? Mister,
11:00
III don't know what side, you're on
11:02
exactly, but I gotta get in
11:04
there and have a go. If
11:05
the warnings
11:06
in the ropes won't stop you,
11:08
I certainly can't. I
11:10
wouldn't. Better safe than sorry
11:12
sport. What's
11:13
the worst that could happen?
11:15
It
11:15
does rather feel for boarding
11:18
though, doesn't it? Did
11:19
I mention
11:20
which outcome is preferable in a contest
11:22
between safety and sorrow? feel like
11:24
I was talking to someone about that very thing.
11:27
You all got dark turns of
11:29
mind. You
11:29
think I get a magic invitation
11:32
by sock to come see
11:34
Santa's office, and I see a special
11:36
for me train set, and I'm gonna
11:38
skip a turn at the wheel. Then
11:40
you don't know me at all.
11:41
Well, he's got
11:43
us there.
11:45
No.
11:45
Stop. Don't. Hey,
11:47
rope. You ain't my boss.
11:50
nuts to you. Nuts, I
11:52
say, I defy
11:54
you. Look at me.
11:56
I'm doing it. train
11:58
controls.
11:59
Here I come. Here
12:03
I come.
12:06
I'm coming.
12:08
way right there.
12:10
It's kinda a hike to get to. If
12:12
I'm being honest, longer
12:14
than it looked other side of the
12:16
rope. How long have I been
12:18
at this? How far have I
12:20
walked here? Is it
12:22
just me or he getting smaller?
12:24
It
12:25
is not just you.
12:27
I'm
12:27
sure it's merely perspective.
12:29
That's one way to look at
12:31
controls
12:32
over over there.
12:33
On the other side of these, what
12:35
do we got? Train tracks?
12:39
Hang on. How
12:40
are they this size, perspective?
12:42
Nuh-uh.
12:43
Couldn't be.
12:46
I bet
12:46
it has something to do with our hosts,
12:48
Kain. It's smaller as well, like a
12:50
conductor's baton.
12:51
Or a wizard's
12:54
wand. Oh,
12:54
that. Interesting.
12:57
Well,
13:00
let me just get off of this.
13:02
Oh, no. Caught my
13:04
trouser leg there.
13:06
Now,
13:06
what's this coming down towards me
13:08
on this train track here? Oh,
13:12
jeez. Oh,
13:14
dear. Fortunately, You
13:16
catch
13:22
a train Cabble, wobble,
13:25
ringer, wobble,
13:27
ringer, ringer, is you?
13:29
You'll
13:30
be alright. He
13:31
got what he deserved.
13:33
Which is
13:33
it? And have
13:34
you gotten stockier? Please,
13:37
sir,
13:37
try closing your mouth more when you
13:39
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Now, Nick, what did
14:54
that poor man do to deserve
14:56
that? You
14:56
heard how he pronounced interesting.
14:59
It was annoying. but
15:00
not a capital offense surely.
15:03
I
15:03
wouldn't be too sure results speak
15:05
for themselves loudly
15:08
top of their lungs, if you think about it. Now,
15:10
if I might direct your attention
15:13
this way. Oh, will you
15:15
look at this a pristine
15:17
condition single leaning car
15:19
from the very first roller coaster
15:21
I ever made, feel
15:23
itself. That's
15:24
right. it
15:26
ever the gimmicks, the joy buzzer,
15:28
the mind tingling, the face
15:30
eraser, the hotfoot, the
15:32
hate buzzer, the cold shoulder,
15:35
the Adam's measure, the
15:37
witch's eyeball, the force
15:39
majeure, the piano lesson,
15:41
the spinal countdown, the
15:43
rig page, the earier, the
15:46
entertainer. Oh,
15:47
mister Ribbon, it has all that
15:49
and more. You see, This car
15:52
is cobble wobble directly from
15:54
fear itself. That's right,
15:56
but it'll take you on a ride through
15:58
all that you've done.
15:59
showing me all what I've
16:02
done.
16:03
More than showing you everything
16:05
Elves
16:08
they breed
16:09
last
16:11
thing.
16:13
What have you done, mister
16:15
Ribbon?
16:16
Rod strokes are fine.
16:19
I'm
16:19
a three little merchants and a freight monger
16:21
from way back.
16:22
That asked and answered. At
16:24
first, it was roller coasters decked
16:26
out in novelties, gimmicks, and contrivances
16:29
to enhance the experience.
16:32
but did
16:32
they really haunted houses
16:34
was my game for a while.
16:36
I'm pay folks and jackpot to
16:38
stay overnight and then give them
16:40
the terrible lifetime
16:42
to get them to leave before they
16:44
could collect. Is
16:46
there a
16:46
living in that? Well, you'd be surprised.
16:49
I would be.
16:50
Yes. But that wasn't enough
16:52
for you, was it? I do
16:54
love to stay busy. by
16:56
which you mean escalates.
16:59
I
16:59
do not care for the sound of
17:01
this.
17:02
Nobody did. I did.
17:04
No
17:05
more invitations. No more invitations.
17:07
The incentive was to survive traps
17:09
built around razor wire, overwrought
17:12
scenarios, and perhaps worst of
17:14
all, a little
17:16
puppet host. Did
17:18
someone mention me?
17:20
You call the wobbled peppermint
17:23
tuxedo? He's a
17:25
murderer. He is a murderer. Yeah.
17:27
He is.
17:30
Come
17:30
on. ship next to old PT
17:32
and let Rigel warm
17:35
coaster, just
17:36
the two of us. Oh,
17:38
no. Thank you. I
17:40
promise you've got
17:42
nothing to fear. Except
17:45
fear itself?
17:47
The
17:47
name of the ride. I
17:48
recall. Lever, the
17:50
both of them. They do
17:52
deserve each other.
17:55
Cabon
17:55
ride the
17:57
ride. It'll be like
17:59
memory
17:59
lane but with a loopy loop.
18:02
I reap you what
18:05
you've shown. I
18:06
know what I've read. I've shown
18:08
it. I love the utterous of
18:10
fear. I mean,
18:11
not mine. Other peoples,
18:13
you see? You've
18:15
compiled so many others to
18:17
play your game. You'll
18:19
find me not so similarly pressed. You have
18:22
nothing to hold over me except
18:24
the apparent knowledge of my myriad
18:26
of ridiculously complicated death
18:28
traps. but what you have
18:30
no knowledge of is that I shouldn't
18:32
be blackmailed for I secretly long
18:34
to be discovered. I'm
18:37
seriously. I cannot
18:39
be compelled.
18:42
Wait. What am I still doing? Is someone
18:44
compelling me? Who has compelling
18:46
me? We
18:46
can stop.
18:48
Okay. Okay. You're
18:48
not stopping. I refuse to get
18:50
on a crack faster despite the
18:53
fact that I'm killing him.
18:56
providing this other road test.
18:59
Well
19:00
now that I'm
19:03
seated and buckled in, I Absolutely.
19:05
refuse to
19:05
be roller coaster. Stop
19:08
this incident.
19:13
He'll be
19:17
fine. We've got what he deserved.
19:25
That's that's okay. That's alright. Don't
19:27
finish the rhyme. We get it.
19:28
Yes. He was an elaborate murderer.
19:31
golf what he However, the other fellow
19:33
had an effectation. Orders of
19:35
magnitude different, wouldn't
19:38
you say? How
19:39
do you mean? One
19:40
man added syllables to one
19:43
word that we
19:44
know of. The other traffic in
19:47
human carnage spectaculars. What
19:49
exactly is your metric here? Then
19:50
what
19:51
did we do?
19:53
And are you even heavier and your
19:55
hair's gone white?
19:56
We can talk it all out, but
19:59
wouldn't you rather do
19:59
that over a
20:02
drink? Frank.
20:04
Look at all the
20:07
glorious knickers. Where did they all
20:09
come from?
20:09
More wand business.
20:11
Our
20:12
surroundings are well appointed. Would
20:14
you care to make an appointment? And with
20:16
how many bottles and from
20:18
how high a shelf
20:20
Shall we just bring them all? Don't
20:23
mind if we don't? We're
20:24
not cartoons.
20:26
You cannot. After what
20:29
we've seen, expect us to drink your drinks. We
20:31
have flasks.
20:34
But I said we have
20:36
flasks. You know
20:38
I can compel you to drink my drinks.
20:40
But
20:41
why? Yes. To
20:43
what end, all of this.
20:46
You really
20:46
want to know?
20:48
Ish. I
20:50
do. Sadie does.
20:51
You're both
20:52
versed in the worlds that live within
20:54
the shadows of this one.
20:56
Sure. But how
20:58
much do you know about the world that was
21:00
this world before this world
21:02
was this world?
21:03
Nothing. enough,
21:05
granting that there was one.
21:07
So what? We're
21:09
from
21:09
Elves,
21:11
wizards, and
21:13
we mean. to bring it
21:15
back. By killing
21:16
those fellows?
21:18
No. No. No. No.
21:21
No. Also, you too.
21:23
Boo.
21:24
I have to agree
21:26
with sadie here. Boo.
21:28
Your Santa
21:29
Claus is the Thrilling, a wizard
21:31
and housekeeper acceptable to your world.
21:33
if kill four people in his
21:36
name, then next I can kill sixteen
21:38
people. And on and on
21:40
and on until I fill
21:43
Christmas night with enough sacrifice
21:45
to bring about the end of this cycle
21:48
and reset this very
21:50
world.
21:51
Sure. With
21:53
every death, I take on his
21:55
jolly Belief form.
21:57
And tonight,
21:58
I
21:59
am become Santa
22:03
Claus was a destroyer of worlds.
22:06
Why
22:08
now? You could have
22:10
done this at any time one assumes.
22:12
You
22:12
would not going to like this.
22:15
Oh, trust me. I don't like any
22:17
of it. I bet him he
22:17
couldn't. A dollar,
22:19
which won't be worth anything when
22:21
this earth is too destroy.
22:23
But if you
22:25
can't do it, be
22:27
worth something. It'll be
22:28
worth a dollar.
22:40
Now,
22:40
would you like a drink on
22:43
your own? or be
22:45
compelled as this bottle is
22:47
compelled. It's
22:49
coring itself. meat
22:51
trick. If you like
22:52
that, how do you like this
22:55
one?
22:56
My face.
22:58
My drink. They've met just
23:01
now. And now
23:02
take.
23:04
My wand.
23:06
My wand.
23:08
Good
23:08
rock, wands
23:11
work with gestures so
23:13
small and with such precise
23:15
learning. thousands of your years,
23:17
you'll never conjure the smallest cough
23:19
out of that. You may as well give
23:21
it back before you turn yourself into
23:24
a little frog or
23:26
something. Frank is
23:27
a quick study.
23:30
Alright.
23:30
Go ahead.
23:32
See if you can. Intuit
23:34
a wand. 000
23:37
Am I doing this
23:39
right?
23:40
Ow. But please stop hitting
23:42
me. No. Am I intuiting it? How about
23:45
now? Oh,
23:45
Frank, do stop hitting him.
23:48
Give it here. No. Fine. You
23:50
hit him. No. I stop
23:53
him. My
23:54
what? My
23:55
two pieces of
23:57
wood.
23:58
Instead of the world
23:59
ending, Santa's
24:01
workshop is,
24:03
my
24:03
power is see.
24:06
I told you she'd do it. You were
24:09
right. What? What are you talking
24:11
about? But we had a dollar bet going
24:13
that Sadie would beat you.
24:13
We'd play together in a poker game.
24:15
So instead
24:17
of paying me a dollar,
24:19
you can just give it to him. And
24:21
this is for you,
24:24
young lady, One
24:24
dollar american.
24:26
We also play in a poker game.
24:28
We also bet a dollar
24:30
I would win. let see
24:32
that half a lawn while it still has some juice.
24:34
You're full.
24:35
It's unstable. You'll destroy
24:37
us all. No. I'll
24:39
Beyond Christmas gifts.
24:42
That is
24:44
you are good
24:46
at once.
24:48
Hi, I'm okay.
24:50
An
24:50
innocent, spared.
24:52
Oh, Frank, it's perfect. Let
24:54
me get you something.
24:56
Oh, what's that?
24:59
Home
24:59
safe and sound. Oh,
25:01
Merry
25:01
Christmas, sadistic. The
25:03
Mary is
25:04
Mary Frankenstein.
25:08
Hang on. We
25:08
play in separate poker games.
25:11
That's
25:11
right. In order to never
25:13
bluff each other, Frank and Sadie
25:16
Doyle play in poker games in different
25:18
rooms on the same night,
25:20
the first Tuesday of
25:22
the month. and else play in the poker games.
25:24
Maybe next Christmas we'll see one
25:27
until then. Merry
25:29
Christmas to all and
25:31
to all. a
25:34
good night.
25:39
forever.
25:39
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25:42
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25:47
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