0:00

Forever. Dog.

0:07

Pits. John your restaurants

0:09

first and done your own my twists

0:11

because it's time for Sparks.

0:14

Them out of partial rewards.

0:19

Just this random rocket speed across

0:21

the Crimson Plains of the fourth planet where

0:23

one man brings fear to robots and aliens

0:26

and hope that humans will make this frontier

0:28

planet their home. He is. Sparked

0:31

them out of Marshall alone.

0:37

I'm from where it. With

0:41

the help of his march in, march approach,

0:46

I am from Galute crocodile.

0:50

Which we call Mars, which you does. Everybody

0:52

I knows. Sparks Nevada

0:54

writes the outlaw wrongs on Mars.

0:58

When there's fireman's need to catch you. And

1:00

young dudes need to save it. On my rocket

1:03

speed, I race across the stars, where

1:05

I explored by the birds of mine

1:07

and strokers, to write the outlaw

1:10

wrongs. A

1:16

hybrid canals. And then the large

1:18

cabbage drum and are as beautiful as

1:20

comment bugs and jars. You're

1:22

one drum or

1:32

Come to please use the red button. I

1:34

love the love. And I do it

1:36

with a pair of robot mess. He

1:40

will exclamation I

1:42

have based And

1:46

I reckon I'll be riding in the name

1:48

of the truck and justice for as long as I

1:50

can count the shoot the stars. Alright.

1:53

It's worn by the birds of mine.

1:55

That's close birds. To bright the yellow

1:57

roms or flowers. Yes.

2:00

You can brighten the yellow What

2:17

last we left our hero? Sparks

2:19

them out, I've established a peacefulness on

2:21

Mars. Where good and bad

2:23

were divided by a bold red

2:25

line. But our law and

2:27

justice more than kissing cousins,

2:30

find out in tonight's thrilling adventure.

2:33

Churn and dangerous. This

2:44

No. No. I'm doing it. I'm doing

2:46

it. Okay. Stop.

2:48

Stop. Stop. Stop. The

2:51

saloon doors are open. Except

3:00

they ain't. So What? No.

3:03

Okay. No. I see what I did. Turn

3:05

it out.

3:08

Now there are you. Alright. Saloon,

3:11

are you well? Too

3:13

late and too little and

3:15

too late. You Marshall,

3:18

coming in or not. I can't keep these doors

3:20

open all day.

3:22

Can you not why could yeah. Alright. We're coming

3:24

in. Yep. Well,

3:27

how did Marshall's welcome in? And I

3:29

don't want no trouble in my

3:31

place, and that's all. What do you have?

3:33

water with carbon dioxide.

3:36

Come on. Live a little. The

3:38

last time I imbibed potable alcoholic

3:40

libration, I died. Somewhat.

3:44

Anyways, we're on duty. So Get

3:46

kicked. On

3:55

You heard it right. So

3:56

But I heard you. Barkeep

3:58

is the saloon drunk.

4:01

Are you a cop? I

4:11

mean, yeah. We're

4:19

drunk.

4:23

So Loon's artificial intelligence is

4:25

artificially keeping up with the rest of us,

4:27

unlike some folks. Oh, here's your sodium

4:29

waters. Yeah. But why are the rest of you? Know

4:31

what? Never mind. Listen

4:34

up everyone. Got word that a pair of bank

4:36

robbers called Winston Wilder and Super

4:38

Doer on Mars. It can't

4:40

be.

4:45

So you've you've heard of them?

4:47

No.

4:50

Not necessarily. You

4:53

know? Something? No.

4:55

Yes. New Year.

5:00

What?

5:01

We need some wilder and

5:03

super Super duh.

5:05

Yeah.

5:05

They're Robin Hooders famous for Bank

5:08

Robin without hurting anyone.

5:09

Well, except bank owners and their electors.

5:12

So much is helping everyone.

5:14

Exact bank owners and their lenders.

5:16

Everyone's heard of them. Famous. But

5:18

we have not. Under any

5:20

circumstances seen, and

5:23

III cannot stress

5:25

this enough -- Uh-huh. --

5:27

them. Yeah. That'll do. Okay. Yeah.

5:32

Wow. Buying everyone drink.

5:34

Saloon.

5:35

Whoa. Be in the life of the party. Sitting

5:38

over there. Saloon.

5:47

Looks like the jig is up. Ain't

5:50

that just like a jig though? Never

5:52

long as you want it to be. Oh,

5:55

gaspits those

5:56

outlaws. Already

5:59

in the bar unbeknownst to us

6:01

but buy and rounds. Damn.

6:04

It

6:13

As you've no doubt surmised,

6:16

Marshalls and Winston Wilder, and

6:18

this year's my

6:18

accomplice, Super Doo.

6:20

Superdo? You've all met my accomplice,

6:22

Winston Wilder.

6:23

Winsome Wilder. Your name is a signifier.

6:26

Winsome means handsome. Does it

6:28

not?

6:28

And you are the definition of

6:31

it.

6:32

Okay. Did your mom take a first look at you and

6:34

just know. Actually,

6:36

it was my pah,

6:37

who wanted to always remind me you, win

6:39

some, you lose some. Only

6:42

WWA ain't never lost any. Wow

6:44

shit. Well

6:47

then today's the day. I

6:52

don't reckon that so.

6:53

Recognizing if you reckon or reckon with me, reckon

6:56

it is.

6:58

You reckon? I do reckon. Wait. What

7:00

what what are you doing, w w?

7:02

Proving his power was

7:03

right. New he would be

7:06

eventually the old broken clock.

7:08

Let's just stop it. We ain't down here for

7:10

for showing down.

7:12

Oh, you're not? Because it I mean,

7:14

you started it. Yes. He ain't

7:16

never lost any. Anyhow. Yeah. See,

7:18

I'll hear it now. Yeah. I'll hear

7:19

it now. I'll send you down that path. Let's

7:21

let's start over. Right. Mark Mark Marshall

7:23

Nevada. Was

7:25

you, we come to Mars, to face.

7:28

Okay. By face, you mean, hide

7:30

in the darkest corner of the saloon?

7:33

Just getting the lay of the land. Okay.

7:36

This is confusing. Am I right? Are

7:38

we prelude to a showdown, or are we not prelude

7:41

to a showdown?

7:42

What? No. No. No. No. No. No.

7:44

No. We're hope we're hoping to avoid a showdown

7:46

altogether because you did it

7:48

did sound as if you were also issuing

7:50

a challenge. Yes. Marshall

7:52

Nevada came face. Yeah. I'm hearing it

7:54

now. Okay. No. That's me. That I did that.

7:56

That's me. Alright. I see what happened.

7:59

Honestly, no. We never heard a soul

8:01

and we don't aim to start now.

8:03

You're looking at surrender then.

8:04

Yep. I don't like him. He's

8:06

lackable. We both are. They're

8:09

talking They're

8:14

talking about me. Look, you

8:16

two are under arrest, obviously.

8:19

No. Run. The salons

8:21

are open. No. They ain't and don't open

8:23

them. Keeping shut. We ain't

8:25

here to be under arrest neither. But we would

8:27

be under onus to you. Well, don't ask him

8:29

like a favor, clear us for you?

8:30

Ma'am, we no. We insist. Then before you

8:33

haul us off to Mars

8:35

jail, Barkeep, put them

8:37

soda water's on our tab as well.

8:39

I'm under Well, afraid we cannot

8:41

accept. No. No. No. Due to the

8:43

letter of the law, which says,

8:45

dear marshal Nevada, don't let criminal

8:47

street, love, the

8:49

law.

8:51

Criminals. Us.

8:54

I mean, if the

8:56

cuff's fit, right?

8:57

We prefer outlaws.

8:58

We prefer folk heroes. Sure.

9:01

But

9:01

barring that. Well,

9:02

bar it when we are just blue sky and

9:04

preferences. When you're

9:05

right, you're right, w w, you're right. Mhmm.

9:08

We prefer superheroes.

9:10

Orally observed that choosing their own

9:12

descriptors. Can you imagine if Well,

9:14

superheroes is a rock Oh, did was

9:16

robbed from the rich and give to the poor. If

9:18

that. Yeah. No. We did that a

9:20

lot. When you say it

9:22

like that, no matter who you give the take

9:24

to when we robbed. We broke

9:26

the law which is illegal.

9:30

But is it? I mean,

9:33

here's it. Breaking

9:42

the law is illegal. Yeah. Yeah. That's

9:46

why I prefer to say day liberating

9:48

from the rich and reallocating

9:50

to the

9:51

poor. It could be

9:53

argued that the economic effect

9:55

of distributing the monetary gains to the

9:58

community offsets the impact

10:00

of the original theft despite its

10:02

cardified status as the

10:03

law. And might be against the

10:05

law, but it's for justice.

10:07

Nobody was hurt and so many were

10:09

helped.

10:09

Robin Hooten just seems like justice

10:12

to me. And arrested them sure

10:14

don't. Well

10:14

said. I agree with me. Yep. And

10:18

hang on a second. Usually,

10:21

was a showdown or an invasion

10:23

or a giant prairie dog.

10:25

Everybody's arguing about who eat whose sandwich,

10:27

but you all get a couple

10:29

space rod guts in yen. You get all

10:31

philosophical about law versus

10:33

justice. What is happening? Who

10:35

who did eat my sandwich?

10:37

You didn't have a sandwich filled.

10:39

I

10:39

was. Salons. You know,

10:42

as

10:42

law and justice go, we

10:45

got an offer for you.

10:46

A small but pivotal role in

10:48

the tale of two beloved Fok heroes.

10:50

Be because

10:51

I'll level with you, Marshall.

10:53

We're looking to get out of the Fok hero

10:55

game. Changing signifiers

10:58

about growth.

10:59

We haven't done about as much as we

11:02

can for the good people of this solar

11:04

system liberating and reallocating.

11:07

Mhmm. Mhmm. Reallocating kept

11:09

portion for your troubles too, I reckon?

11:11

What? No. No. We don't

11:13

solve poverty. Solved

11:17

it. What? Ain't nobody left in the galaxy.

11:20

Ain't upper middle class at

11:22

least. Not to mention scooching the

11:24

interest off a percent or two from the top solve

11:26

hunger too and bring good clean water

11:28

to it as their system. Moisture

11:30

farmers are as busy as they wanna be.

11:32

Mhmm. Some

11:32

of them keep busy ratts. Songs about

11:35

us. Even the

11:36

bad songs warm your heart right up

11:38

like bread and a toaster ovens.

11:39

Well, we didn't do for the songs though.

11:42

We did it because it was right too.

11:44

Then we came here for

11:46

the extradition laws. But

11:49

there ain't any. Now you're getting

11:51

it. Well, we

11:53

didn't keep a space down for ourselves. Folk

11:55

we provided for a set up a fund

11:57

to provide for us. Which we

11:59

asked them to not. But they

12:01

wouldn't. Not. So we

12:03

got ourselves just enough to buy a couple

12:06

rounds and some leftover for a nice

12:07

farmstead. But

12:08

what we also got is bank

12:11

cops on our tails. Corporate

12:13

soldiers, you don't care about how there ain't no

12:15

extradition laws. What kind of folk

12:17

heroes get colored by paying cups. See,

12:19

the kind that get killed in the end. Which

12:21

is good for the songs. But is bad

12:23

for the folk heroes. On the

12:25

other hand, imagine If

12:27

Mars' great law man helped

12:29

the folk heroes escape the

12:31

bank

12:31

cops.

12:32

Yeah. You fancy being in Psalms,

12:34

Marshall? I do. If they are literal

12:36

and not poetic. They're

12:40

pretty poetic. Okay. The

12:42

no. Spokes, Nevada. If there are

12:44

no extradition strictures, why have we come

12:46

to apprehend these folk heroes? Because

12:48

they aid heroes. Didn't hurt

12:50

nobody? Come on now. Tell the truth. Hang

12:52

on there, Marshall. We

12:53

didn't hurt nobody. Except in

12:56

their checkbooks. Right.

12:57

Okay. Right. Thank you. Felt

13:00

and understand. I got

13:03

three dead as a result of your robberies.

13:06

Keep your hands where I can see

13:08

him.

13:09

There's gotta be some mistakes. If

13:11

we did not hurt us so much

13:13

less killed three, I'll

13:16

take it from here. I'm agent

13:18

harsh. Let

13:27

me

13:33

guess. Bank cop.

13:35

We prefer financial

13:37

officer. Oh, sure. Yeah. Yeah.

13:40

Hang on. You don't even

13:42

announce when the doors are open. Is that what's

13:43

happening? Well, she showed me her badge and told me

13:45

not to. I didn't even hear them open though.

13:47

I sent them to to

13:51

to silent. I told her to,

13:54

we've been listening, waiting

13:56

for our moment. Now

13:56

you've dropped into my saloon. Yeah.

13:59

Yeah. No. I'm in. Mhmm. We have line

14:01

of sight. Sorry. What was your

14:03

question? You listening in to my

14:05

bar? No. No. We've got ears

14:07

on the whole planet. Help

14:10

overreach. Yeah. Yeah.

14:12

And hang on. Who's we?

14:14

I have an army outside. They say, hi.

14:16

I don't want anything to

14:18

jump off due to extra bodies and the

14:20

trigger fingers that come with. It's just

14:22

me in here to collect the prisoners. Good

14:25

job keeping everything calm while we got

14:27

situated planet side marshal. Is

14:29

this vocal commendation enough or or should

14:31

I have one of the guys print off a certificate? You

14:33

have a you have a frame store on this

14:35

backwater? Alright. Pretty

14:38

sure I sit now. Hang up. These

14:46

outlaws seem genuinely surprised when

14:48

I mention the casualties. Let's

14:51

just just get that settled

14:53

before we talk jurisdiction.

14:54

Doggett send the saloons AI the

14:57

wilder file. Yeah.

14:58

Mhmm. No. No. No. Just the need to

15:00

know document. Hang on. Gotta go.

15:02

Just getting another call. Hello? What's

15:04

up? Hi, honey.

15:07

Oh, no mommy's at work. No. No.

15:09

I can't read you a story, Dina. Mommie

15:12

has to humor a little woman on a podunk

15:14

planet full of yokeles. That's

15:17

right, Mars.

15:18

Wait a second. Who

15:20

you

15:21

call it a yoko? Madam, I

15:23

am a bumpkin. It

15:30

is rude to listen in on other people's

15:32

conversations. Hello.

15:35

I am receiving files name,

15:37

the wilder file, need to know,

15:39

dot doc, it tickles.

15:41

File received. Do you want me

15:43

to download it to you, Marshall? How

15:46

would you even do that?

15:48

Like this. Do

15:52

you think you're doing something? But,

15:55

Gopa, I am receiving a file

15:58

authenticating. Oh,

16:01

that is disappointing. Isn't

16:03

it?

16:04

It is. Three

16:05

different robberies. Three

16:07

fatalities. What can we

16:09

see those documents? Yes,

16:11

connect yourselves to the saloon.

16:13

Does the password remain croche is

16:15

Bay in which the b is uppercase?

16:24

No. That's the password? It

16:26

is not. Alright. Alright.

16:29

Look, if in these two are dangerous, maybe

16:31

Crowe and I had best help discern and cut them.

16:33

They are not. The fatalities

16:35

resulted from cardiac episodes for

16:37

rotated by fear from robbery incidents.

16:40

No.

16:40

We we really got folks

16:43

hurt to death. Honey.

16:45

Yeah. I wanna hear all about your macaroni

16:47

art. Wow. Mommy has to speak to a

16:49

marshal in small words, so he'll understand and

16:51

then I'm gonna send him a message. Okay.

16:54

Gosh. Kill her

16:57

thieves. I better get them out of here.

16:59

Right? Well,

16:59

hang on. I reckon the deaths were unintentional

17:01

and afterwards.

17:02

We will still. That's that's terrible. Oh, yeah.

17:04

Well, we never even thought about the possibility

17:06

of that. If they never thought that they

17:08

give folks hard attacks by Robin and them

17:10

how come the victims had organ

17:13

donor cards filled out. You

17:16

couldn't stop it being money Robinhood had to

17:18

go and be Robinhoods for organs too.

17:19

No. If

17:20

if we hurt folks to death, we gotta turn

17:22

ourselves in. We do. But

17:25

atoningly so -- Not

17:26

so fast. -- exactly so fast. No.

17:28

I'll tell you what, you can go and get their

17:30

guns for me. Okay? Big guy.

17:33

Marshall. Marshall, wait. I'm

17:35

only be pretending to be pretending to

17:37

be drunk. I reached out to a friend of

17:39

mine who was a

17:40

bank. Your

17:44

friends with a bank? Yeah.

17:46

We went to building college together.

17:49

Yeah. It's got

17:51

a school for it.

17:52

No. I was getting

17:55

sick. I'm pretty funny.

17:57

I'm sick. I have

17:59

friends with the college though, but that

18:01

doesn't Anyways, the casualties

18:04

were bank cops with fatal heart

18:06

conditions planted in the

18:08

banks. I have internal memos. Pharmaceuticals

18:10

cause the heart attacks, there were payouts to the

18:13

families.

18:13

Great job. So outdoors. Agent

18:17

hurts. There's new info nation come to my attention. I

18:19

heard you were whispering all around us.

18:21

Oh,

18:21

that was the private

18:25

conversation. Yes. So It's rude. It's

18:27

rude. So rooms. Yeah. Yeah. You are

18:29

fully. I think Well,

18:30

good luck with any of that standing up

18:32

in court, especially considering

18:36

banks and courts are

18:38

friends. Sure.

18:40

Yeah. I just reckon it'd be

18:42

harder to litigate all that where these two

18:45

to commitment and infraction here on Mars and need to

18:47

be arrested by me, you know,

18:50

falling under Mars' jurisdiction as it does,

18:52

it would have to take

18:54

something above a class

18:55

four. What's a class four?

18:58

Oh, taking a

19:00

hostage. For instance, just for

19:03

example, which do

19:05

not do, I am

19:08

warning you and

19:10

none of none of you haven't done

19:12

to you especially not felt in

19:13

first. Just just

19:18

for example,

19:19

Oh, no. I'm a hostage hell.

19:22

I dare me to a hostage me,

19:24

the victim of

19:25

police Trump. What? You're standing all the over

19:27

there. Am I a hostage as

19:28

well? Yes. I am a hostage as well.

19:30

Okay. Now

19:31

no. All of us

19:33

all of us hostage just

19:35

pour it on. What? How would is the moon even

19:37

be one? Well,

19:38

looks like we got one big class

19:41

for jumping off here.

19:43

Tell my family all over. Tell tell them

19:45

family I love them more. See what they What?

19:49

What?

19:50

I hope they gloss over this

19:52

in the songs.

19:53

Wilder Purdue, you are under

19:56

arrest. Hands on. Okay.

19:58

This changes. Nothing will get a

20:00

judge to grant an exception. Yeah.

20:02

Do

20:02

that. That sounds great. Meanwhile, I'll take

20:05

these two over to the marching The

20:07

saloon doors are open.

20:10

Sweet freedom. Not

20:12

bears over. Drinks on

20:15

the house. The saloon

20:18

doors are open.

20:20

You are not

20:22

gonna believe this. They

20:33

they escaped. You

20:41

had them at gunpoint. Right.

20:43

No. I was there. But then

20:47

before I knew it, tables turned. They got

20:49

my gun and held me at it point.

20:52

I got flustered handling outlaws

20:54

at their stature, Rick, and just

20:57

gun slipped out of my hands and

20:59

into theirs on economy

21:01

being such a

21:01

nervous, stricken, sweaty handed, bubble and

21:04

rub, just like you thought. Yeah. Yeah.

21:06

No. No. Of course. Yeah. Obviously, like,

21:08

back water butterfinger's bunking. Mhmm.

21:10

Which way did they go? They maintain a

21:12

course to the west. East. They

21:14

they were definitely headed east.

21:16

You know, I expected

21:18

them even from a hasty yoga like

21:20

you. Yay. Thank you.

21:23

No. That was not a, you know, one never

21:25

mind. Dog it. Did you hear

21:27

it yet? Yep. Yep. Let's

21:28

go. Okay. We may still be able to catch

21:30

them. The saloon doors are open. Fox

21:35

Nevada. There may be something wrong with your

21:38

senses. The folk heroes have

21:40

arrived at the Marshall station, which

21:42

is to the west. Also,

21:44

both of your pistols remain in your

21:47

holsters. Oh my goodness. Well,

21:50

Maybe there's something wrong with some of my senses,

21:53

crotch. The wrecking my sense of

21:55

justice is working. Oh,

21:58

right. Is

22:01

this the end of Sparks Nevada as

22:05

our here a succumb to a more sophisticated

22:08

philosophy. It's such

22:10

just the new law of the

22:12

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