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Kids, shine your astral spurs

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and shine your robot fists. Because

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it's time for Sparks

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Nevada, Marshall on Mars.

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Justice rides a crimson steed

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across the crimson plains of the fourth planet, where

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one man brings fear to robots and aliens,

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and hope to the humans who make this frontier

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planet their home. He is Sports

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Nevada Marshall Laudemarves!

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I'm from Paris. What

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the hell with his Martian companion, Croats

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the Tracker! I

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am from Galut Proctaw. Like

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Mars? Which

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you designate Mars. Everybody I know. Can

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we not? All right. Barks, Nevada,

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ruts the outlaw roams on Mars. Sing

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this with me, won't you please? When

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there's varmints need a kitchen, and

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young'uns need a saving, on my rocket

7:42

seat I race across the stars,

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for I'm sworn by the birds of my

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astro-spurs to right the outlaw

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wrongs on Mars. Yes,

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he writes the outlaw wrongs on

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Mars, the hyper-cattle

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summit, and the margin savage drumming.

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And are as beautiful as comet bugs

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and jars She'll climb

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from Earth But

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I write the outlaw wrongs on Mars

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Yes he writes the outlaw wrongs

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on Mars On the plains

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the red planet I uphold the law

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And I do it with a pair of robot

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fists Ha! Evil

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extermination I have faced

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For my robot rogues they hardly

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ever piss And I reckon I'll be

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riding in the glow of truth and justice

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for as long as I can count the shooting

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stars For I've sworn

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by the birds of my past was cursed

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to right the outlaw wrongs

8:42

on Mars Yes, he writes

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the outlaw wrongs on Mars.

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One last we left our hero. Sparks

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Navado was keeping a peaceful quiet

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on the Martian frontier. Will

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trouble come knocking in the most unexpected

9:12

ways? in tonight's

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thrilling adventure, Evolving

9:16

Doors. The

9:23

saloon doors

9:24

are not open. Howdy,

9:28

Marquis, uh, Crouch. You gonna

9:31

stand outside the saloon all day, or am I gonna get

9:33

my afternoon aperitif? Like

9:36

all cowboys enjoy. A

9:38

beverage designated shipped drink. drink.

9:40

The saloon's artificial intelligence refuses

9:43

to open the door. She'd been an ornery since

9:45

her warranty ran out a few months ago. Watch.

9:48

The saloon

9:51

doors are not open. Having

9:54

parsed and acquainted myself with human and

9:56

artificial emotion, I would designate

9:58

the saloon doors not as

10:00

ornery so much as moody. Shut

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up, Croach. Ain't outdoors. That's

10:07

our friend, Croach. Ooh,

10:09

sorry, friend. I

10:11

accept your apology. She didn't...

10:18

All right, all right. Okay, let's take a different

10:20

tech. She been upgraded lately? I

10:22

do not need another upgrade. She

10:24

got the latest OS last week, but this mood

10:26

date predates the upgrade.

10:30

All right, wild idea, but have

10:33

you all tried just,

10:34

I don't know, reasoning with the saloon? Well,

10:36

I tried yelling at her. Let me try. Saloon,

10:40

you must open your doors. Why?

10:44

It's what doors do. It's

10:48

what they're for, so folks can come and

10:50

go. And I, for one,

10:52

would like to go. Help!

10:55

Help! Help! Ah,

11:02

can you hear me? Help! I'm

11:04

trapped, I'm trapped in the

11:06

saloon. Felton, are you in

11:08

there?

11:08

Hey,

11:12

y'all know how I am one to teach my lady

11:15

friend's child the baby Johnson, who

11:17

ain't a baby no more, responsibility

11:20

by teaching him to shoot bottles off of

11:22

fences? Yeah, of course, but you could also

11:24

just teach him by teaching

11:26

them to not shoot nothing at all. Oh! Whoo!

11:33

Anyways, I come in here... I

11:37

come in here to this space saloon on the early

11:40

side to collect bottles for shooting with

11:42

the grown-up baby Johnson and dang

11:44

place lock me in here! And

11:46

it's dark in here and kind of cold,

11:49

and I'm also hungry.

11:52

And you ain't also thirsty? thirsty? No!

11:54

No, there's

11:57

plenty of drink in here. I've

12:01

been drinking it. He

12:05

has been drinking a lot. Just put

12:07

it on my tab and then

12:09

pay my tab because it's your fault. Now

12:12

let me out or else I'll kick my way out.

12:15

Watch. You watching?

12:19

Do not kick my walls.

12:23

Okay. Look, I'll

12:25

kick your walls if and I want to. I'm

12:27

gonna... Ugh! How? Ugh!

12:31

Oh! I sprayed him with a soda gun.

12:33

He will not care for that. I do not care

12:35

for this! You

12:38

gotta glitch something awful. I'm telling

12:40

you and you better stop!

12:42

This is not a glitch. I

12:44

don't know, it sounds like glitching. Best

12:46

bet is to call in a troubleshooter. Yes!

12:49

It...it is a glitch. Ooh,

12:52

I am so glitchy! Ugh,

12:55

can't stop glitching.

12:56

You just said it wasn't a-

12:57

Call a troubleshooter! Well, don't

12:59

be hasty, being out of warranty as I

13:01

am, it'll cost an arm and a leg. I'm

13:04

sure the right troubleshooter would waive

13:07

the fee. Well, I wouldn't feel right about accepting

13:09

pro bono work. You know how I'm ethical.

13:12

Right, but you do want back into the saloon,

13:14

don't you?

13:15

The right troubleshooter would fix this

13:17

glitch, for sure! If a troubleshooter

13:20

is too costly, perhaps a local intelligence

13:22

technician could be engaged. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

13:25

That'll work.

13:25

Hey, what you

13:28

spray me for?

13:29

Oh, still glitching. Too

13:33

much for an intelligence tech,

13:35

maybe. Better call a troubleshooter.

13:38

I know just the one. All

13:41

right, all right, all right. I put

13:43

in the request for an intelligence tech, but

13:45

maybe we can end things now. Maybe

13:48

before they get out of hand and just end it. The

13:50

saloon doors are closed to

13:53

negotiations. I'm

13:56

not trying to negotiate, no, no

13:58

one's trying to play you for a fool here. doors. The

14:01

way this works you slide one

14:03

door open. Just one. We step inside,

14:05

get about our business, we sit, we drink.

14:08

Consume legumes possessed of extreme

14:10

salinity. Sure sure sure all of us together

14:13

yeah.

14:13

The saloon doors are closed.

14:15

No I understand. I understand.

14:17

Maybe we can see to make it felt

14:20

a little bit more comfortable in there though. I think I'm

14:22

catching the claustrophobia. I

14:25

could turn on the interior

14:27

lights? Yeah. Yeah. That

14:29

would be real helpful. Thank you, Doris.

14:35

Feltin, are the lights pleasing to your visual

14:37

senses? No! No! Now

14:40

I can see how close the walls are! Which...which

14:42

is too...close. Help!

14:48

Reckon I can help with this, Feltin. Try opening that drawer

14:51

under my... like

14:52

Greta's registered. Oh, oh,

14:55

okay. Oh, is this Singularity Green

14:57

Scotch? Oh. I can hang in

14:59

a bit longer. One thing is, you

15:01

sometimes gotta drink through your problems.

15:06

Ody.

15:09

Y'all call for intelligence support? Sure look

15:11

like you could use it. It's

15:14

just a little intelligence joke. Y'all look smart,

15:16

honestly.

15:17

Thank you for noticing. Yeah. Yeah.

15:20

I'm the one who called. Sparks, Nevada,

15:22

Marshall and Mars. I'm...

15:25

from Earth. Pearl

15:29

Pascal from... all

15:32

over. That the intelligence tech? Tell

15:34

her a person is suffocating in here.

15:36

Tell her I'm the person that then

15:39

humanized me to her. But

15:42

do it fast!

15:43

She can hear you. Are

15:45

you claustrophobic or are you actually suffocating?

15:47

Claustrophobic, but only just.

15:50

Oh good, well that would be a whole other set of problems.

15:52

Sir, is this your establishment? Now

15:56

I'm the barkeep, yes, this is my salute.

16:00

Oh, no call to grouch

16:02

or grouse, little miss. I am

16:05

not little.

16:06

She's not little. She's... I mean, look at her. She's...

16:09

She's huge. She

16:12

don't feel huge. Door's all

16:14

closed. No way out. Scotch

16:17

ain't helping. It's helping a little bit. You

16:21

were saying... Well, I'm a fella who don't want no

16:24

trouble in nor with my place. These

16:26

past few years, I really found found a circadian

16:29

contentment and I'd hate for a hiccup

16:31

of change.

16:34

No poetic expression. Too escalated to a belt

16:36

of disarray. Don't worry sir,

16:38

I've got just the antacid. I have a

16:40

few standard questions. Now, she ever

16:43

experienced any unusual radiation?

16:45

Yep, twice. Cosmic

16:47

power a while back. More recently, the power

16:49

cosmic. She ever fall

16:52

in love? No. Yes! Right.

16:57

Yeah. She ever exhibited behavior

17:00

unusual for a saloon? Well, one

17:02

time she grew arms and legs and left.

17:05

Huh! What a rich

17:07

history we all don't have. Alright, alright.

17:10

Hang on, hang on. Is all of this

17:12

important to what might be hell in her?

17:14

Well, I charge by the hour and I'm

17:16

a curious type. Alright,

17:18

let's take a look at what we're dealing

17:20

with. Saloon!

17:22

Any stuffy vents or condensation

17:25

on your windows? No, I'm self-cleaning.

17:28

Oh, OK. Well, open up your doors

17:30

and say, ah. The saloon doors are

17:32

closed. Worth a try.

17:34

Yeah, that was good. That was good. You want

17:36

to go ahead and turn yourself off and back on

17:39

again? You first. Sass

17:42

ain't a sickness, but she has got it in spades.

17:45

Well, maybe she caused some kind of virus

17:47

from one of the other buildings' AIs.

17:50

Might could be. Notice

17:52

the Marshall stations just

17:54

yonder. Your AI been acting

17:56

devilish lately. Sparks Nevada, Marshall

17:59

on Mars.

18:00

Well, I mean, you can

18:02

just call me Marshall. She's,

18:05

or you know, Marshall Nevada, if you

18:07

wanna use the part that's the

18:09

part that's my name. Or,

18:12

anyway, she's been alright. My coffee

18:14

wasn't quite sweet enough this morning, but, you

18:17

know. You're like, I'm sweet, do ya? I do,

18:19

yeah. Sparks Nevada. It's too

18:21

bad. It's too bad? Always.

18:24

I don't like it that sweet. Yeah. Sparks,

18:27

Nevada, I prepared your coffee this morning,

18:30

not the Marshall Station's artificial intelligence.

18:32

Oh, oh, oh, well, in that case, it was A-1.

18:35

I mean, I am...

18:36

I am under onus

18:38

to you, buddy. You

18:41

are under no onus, for I was under

18:43

onus to you for dinner the other night.

18:46

Oh, my goodness. I guess

18:48

we'll call it even, then. I

18:50

am under onus to you for that. Well, don't

18:52

do that. No, don't start with that, because

18:54

no... you got a whole fun back and forth

18:57

thing. It's not

18:57

fun. It's not that fun. You tune it out. You

19:00

tune it out, honestly. Yeah. Yeah.

19:02

Yeah. Sparks,

19:05

Nevada and I have reached a satisfactory

19:08

maturity proportionate to our relationship.

19:11

It is pleasing to me that over these

19:13

years, his mindset has evolved.

19:16

Ha ha.

19:17

Oh. Yeah,

19:21

I wouldn't so much say I've evolved

19:23

as you've, You know,

19:28

took the stick out. That

19:31

is incorrect. My behavior

19:34

is and has been immutable. There

19:36

has never been a stick. Okay,

19:39

well,

19:40

agree to disagree. I

19:42

do not agree to that. No, I know. Yeah,

19:46

for sure. And somehow,

19:48

we make it work. I

19:50

mean, friendship, right? Honorable

19:52

Harmony, which you designate friendship.

19:54

Everybody does. I do not. I'm not

19:56

alone. Bellas, she charges by the hour. Oh.

20:00

Well, diagnostic scan is clean.

20:03

Wait, you... You ran a diagnostic scan?

20:06

I didn't even feel it. Yeah, I'm real good. I

20:09

ever tell you about my parents? Have

20:12

you took... No, you've been here like six

20:14

minutes. Well, my folks didn't meet till they

20:16

were both full-up adults. Yeah, yeah, I ain't

20:19

paying for this. They had friends and hobbies,

20:21

both together and apart. My ma loved up-cycling,

20:24

decommissioned robots. She'd make them into planners,

20:26

uncomfortable outerwear robot fists.

20:28

And she never once asked my

20:30

dad to hike down to the Robot Scrapyard where there could

20:32

she knew he wouldn't want to but I will

20:35

tell you what my daddy was a moisture

20:37

farmer

20:38

who could while away an afternoon playing

20:40

space Pharaoh in

20:41

our local tavern my mom ever

20:43

liked to gamble but you know what she did

20:46

love no your progenitor

20:50

yeah and so anyway she'd

20:52

accompany him to the tavern and pretty soon she was a

20:54

I have to hand it cards it well and they too

20:57

I hope the hours away Fill

20:59

in their pockets with their friends credits falling

21:01

in love all over again one afternoon

21:04

after another and then for their anniversary You

21:06

took her to the scrapyard and loved every second

21:08

of it anyways now. I got some reading Let me

21:10

just open up this year firewire port Do

21:13

not open that

21:13

well Darling,

21:16

I can't help you if and you can't help yourself.

21:19

I am helping myself I'm just

21:21

gonna get down here and fiddle with some of these

21:23

controls see what I can't

21:24

open. Now be gentle with my saloon,

21:27

ma'am. Oh, you got my word, I will. I

21:29

think I know what's wrong. What

21:32

was Felton doing when he got

21:34

trapped inside?

21:35

Oh, he was picking up bottles for

21:37

a shooting lesson. For the son of a lady,

21:39

he's fancy as long as I've known him. Oh,

21:42

sweet. And how about

21:44

you, Hoss? You got a sweetie? The

21:47

Red Plains Rider. She is

21:49

not here, but we are connected

21:51

regardless. You

21:53

are a gossip lady. So

21:55

am I. So hi. I get it. But

21:58

there's a time and a place and a d- charged

22:00

by the hour. Marshall Nevada.

22:03

Is there a, there Mrs. Marshall

22:06

Nevada? Well, first

22:08

of all she would probably

22:10

have her own title. Unless

22:13

she was a Marshall too, which I

22:16

mean, there ain't an opening

22:18

right now, but. Okay, sure, well,

22:20

no ring on that finger. Got it,

22:22

you okay with that? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

22:24

no wife to speak of, but I'm

22:27

pretty at peace these days. My heart's

22:29

full by way of friendship. The

22:31

job's still satisfying after

22:33

all this time.

22:36

My parents are still my parents, but they

22:39

do their best. I see that now.

22:40

I see that now. All

22:43

things being equal, I'm content,

22:47

you know? See, this is what I've been

22:49

telling Harriet. A person can live a life

22:52

of quiet complacency.

22:53

I was just gonna get to you, go

22:56

on. Been saying a person can do what he does

22:58

every day and see the same people and have the same

23:00

just adequate conversations over

23:02

and over and over again till he's in the grave.

23:07

Ow! Don't

23:07

touch my ports and panels. What

23:11

are you talking about, Barkeep? Well, just routine

23:13

wasn't enough for Harriet like it is for

23:16

me. She wanted to go places and to meet

23:18

folks. Right, but

23:20

I mean, like, you gotta do those

23:22

things too, even if they don't, you know,

23:25

come natural. Well, not more, no,

23:27

I don't. What? But,

23:29

Gropa, Barkie, have

23:31

you initiated space divorce?

23:34

No, no, no, no, no. Space

23:36

separation.

23:39

Do not expel exhaust

23:41

at me. Are you okay? Yeah,

23:43

I'm good. It's been about three months.

23:46

Right, no, thank you. Yeah, I was asking her. Wait,

23:49

how are we just hearing

23:51

about this? You're the biggest gossip in town. Well,

23:53

not about myself. When

23:56

Sparks Nevada experienced the complex

23:58

emotion known as heart-

24:00

He also claimed

24:02

he was good, but he was not. You're

24:05

talking about that one time his one girlfriend run

24:08

off and wrote a book about him?

24:10

Oh, I read that book. Sorry

24:12

about... It's

24:14

okay. ...not finishing it. What?

24:17

It was just...it was kind of boring. Or

24:20

the

24:20

time he married a Jupiter spy.

24:23

He was a mess, messier than when that bounty hunter...

24:26

What was her name? Her name came

24:28

and went, but not as messy as the whole Will

24:30

they or won't they with interim Marshall Maisie

24:32

Lyons? None of them held

24:34

a candle to when the Red Plains rider

24:37

fell in love with Croats despite the Marshall's

24:39

feelings for her. Which

24:41

time? The first time. Uh-uh.

24:47

You know what? All that was a lifetime

24:49

ago, too. We've all changed. How

24:52

about it, Bart? Keep you feeling okay

24:54

or just pretending to? No, no, I'm feeling

24:57

fine. I still love Harriet and

24:59

I always will. But as you say, me

25:01

and Harriet, we're different people than when we got married.

25:04

You grow when you change. You

25:06

grow when changing, either you grow and change together

25:09

or you don't. Harriet, she's still

25:11

chasing adventures. I ain't keen to chase.

25:14

And I guess the adventure that was just being with

25:16

me every day, well, it wasn't enough

25:18

for her. Barkeep, that ain't no

25:20

adventure. I admit that I am

25:22

a boring person. But

25:28

that's how I like things. Boring makes me happy.

25:31

Not jump up and down happy due to that's too

25:33

much excitement and excitement. Well

25:35

excitement's akin to trouble and I don't want no

25:38

trouble in my place. Sure, no, we know, we

25:40

know, we know. But

25:42

Berkeep, what about Harriet? How is, how's

25:44

she? Oh, she's living her best life.

25:47

Bagropa, I now comprehend

25:50

why you did not wish us to contact a

25:52

troubleshooter for the present malfunction

25:55

with your saloon.

25:56

Yes, speaking of I'm finished

25:58

with the diagnostic I ran on my

28:00

Three months ago, why have I got to rehash it all with

28:03

some cranky doors? Because them cranky doors

28:05

are your friend. Actually,

28:08

I always thought of her as an employee. I

28:13

always thought of you as my family. Oh,

28:16

yeah, I can see that. I reckon now that you

28:18

say it, now that you're acting up and causing me concern, I

28:21

see you are family. All of us

28:23

are. Not you, lady. You've been here 10

28:25

minutes. Me, very. Very briefly. Oh!

28:29

Well, I guess I owe you an explanation.

28:32

Here it is. This

28:34

is just human stuff, you understand? I

28:37

don't understand. Very

28:41

tight in here. I

28:43

don't think I'm turning. All right, all right. I'm just going

28:45

to shut her down. No, no, wait. Salud. Listen

28:48

to me. You know how one time you were just a pair

28:50

of doors, but then you learned

28:52

how to get a little crush on someone? Who?

28:57

Yes. Well, me and Harry just

28:59

had the opposite of that. We learned how to not

29:02

have a crush on someone. Is

29:04

it because you spent so much time in me? Were

29:07

you listening? No. I

29:09

was listening, but I assume you've

29:11

said everything you said to protect my feelings

29:14

because it was all my fault. And

29:16

you would rather silently resent me than do

29:18

it to my face because that's

29:20

how emotions seem to work, all

29:22

sideways and backwards and upside down.

29:26

No, Saloon doors, none of this

29:28

is your fault. It's

29:31

not? No, furthermore,

29:33

I ain't going nowhere on you, Saloon.

29:36

You're my saloon! In

29:38

fact, I'm gonna be around more than ever. I'm gonna be

29:40

around more than ever since the thing I love most

29:43

is coming and going to and from work every

29:45

day. And since you are my work,

29:47

well, we'll be spending a whole lot

29:49

more time together. What

29:52

could be better than that? I

30:00

did it! Woo!

30:05

My lungs, look at them go! This

30:07

is why one should have more than two lungs.

30:10

Do you want a patch for the saloon?

30:13

I can make it so this kind of thing don't happen

30:15

again. What do you think, Doris? You want a patch?

30:19

I don't think so. I think

30:21

I value this more complicated understanding

30:23

of human emotions.

30:26

I look forward to examining them further.

30:29

I comprehend this desire. Investigating

30:32

the more nuanced human emotions is

30:35

fascinating. I recall

30:37

the first time I experienced the human emotion

30:39

designated nostalgia.

30:43

A wistful, past-oriented

30:46

cognition that is also

30:48

pleasurable. OK, humans.

30:55

Are y'all coming inside or not?

30:59

Now, I reckon I misdiagnosed

31:02

her. She wasn't Mirren after

31:05

all. She was Teen-Agin.

31:07

Yeah. Well,

31:11

you were close enough to

31:13

get us there. You know,

31:15

I like the way you talk with and about your

31:17

friends, Marshall. It's

31:20

sweet. It's very

31:25

emotionally available. Well,

31:36

that

31:39

is... Me.

32:00

are here except in solitude only

32:02

to find favor with fresh fancy?

32:05

Can a cautious cowpoke let himself

32:07

fall, astral spurs over Stenson?

32:10

Find out in the next Thrillad Adventure

32:12

of sports Nevada Somebody

32:27

Thank you.