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First. More.

3:28

Where would you what would

3:30

really is. I.

3:54

I am from Duluth brought know.

3:57

mars because nobody got hurt I've

4:00

got to write the outlaw wrongs on Mars! When

4:04

there's varmints need a catchin' And

4:06

youngins need a savin' On my rocket's

4:09

seat I race across the stars For

4:12

I've sworn by the burrs of

4:14

my astrospurs To write the outlaw

4:16

wrongs on Mars Yes,

4:19

he writes the outlaw wrongs on

4:21

Mars The hypercatlils hummin'

4:23

And the martian savage drummin' Are

4:26

as beautiful as comet bugs in

4:28

jars So I'm

4:31

from Earth But

4:33

I write the outlaw wrongs on

4:35

Mars Yes, he writes

4:37

the outlaw wrongs on Mars On the

4:39

plains of the Red Planet I uphold

4:42

the law And

4:44

I do it with a pair of robot fists

4:47

How? Evil extermination

4:49

I have is For

4:51

my robot rote they hardly ever miss

4:54

Hardly ever miss And I reckon I'll be ridin'

4:56

in the need of truth and justice For

4:58

as long as I can count

5:00

the shootin' stars For I've sworn

5:02

by the burrs of my astrospurs

5:06

To write the outlaw

5:08

wrongs on Mars Yes,

5:10

he writes the outlaw

5:13

wrongs on Mars And

5:17

I'm from... What

5:33

just happened?

5:37

Trouble in my place Or

5:41

am I the only one who exploded into a million

5:43

pieces? You are not, however

5:45

that was a truncated description of events

5:48

We all experienced an

5:50

explosion preceded by a

5:52

series of eight staccato

5:54

high-pitched frequencies Beeps!

5:56

Beeps, yeah Would you designate

5:58

beeps? Beeps!

6:00

That spelled doom! With two beeps

6:03

to each letter there is a

6:05

doom! Morse

6:07

code, probably. Okay,

6:10

but it was more than just beeps and explodes. It

6:13

is windy outside. Okay,

6:15

sure. After exploding, we, I

6:18

don't know, what do you call it? Back

6:20

again? Do-over? Unexploded? But important

6:23

detail. Windy. Write that down. Taking

6:27

note of every detail. You

6:29

are the great detective, everybody says. Everybody

6:32

don't say that about me and also as

6:34

being sarcastic. So was I. Detective

6:37

Cowboy from Mars. That is

6:39

not his designation. Nope. Reckon

6:42

I'm Sparks Nevada. Marshall on

6:44

Mars. I'm... from

6:47

Earth. Why

6:49

is this happening? Oh, what is happening? What

6:57

just happened? We

7:03

exploded again! And unexploded again.

7:06

Reckon we best do the robots idea and detect

7:08

about what's going on. See if something

7:11

shakes, please. Shall we establish a precise

7:13

chronological order of events leading up to

7:16

the explosions? Reckon, yeah. Alright. Start with

7:18

the most reliable. Saloon, you keep a

7:20

record of events, right? The

7:23

saloon is experiencing technical

7:25

difficulties. You're

7:29

coughing? Hold, please. Yeah,

7:31

she's been glitching all day, mostly talking about

7:33

how it's windy outside. It

7:35

was. It still is. Hold,

7:38

please. You coming down with something? Open up

7:40

your doors and say, ah. Try

7:42

your request. Again

7:45

later. Saloon's got the coughs. Alright. What

7:48

do we do? Alright, next up I guess we get it over with.

7:53

Saloon, walk me through what you've seen. Okay!

7:57

It starts!

8:02

I dreamt I opened a Follies

8:04

Bergere with my hypercar. Alright, alright,

8:06

skip ahead, skip ahead. Okay,

8:12

uh, for breakfast I... To the saloon

8:14

park maybe? Yeah. Okay,

8:16

I got you now. I got here around 4pm.

8:19

Alright there we go. I

8:21

told the barkeep about my hypercow

8:23

cabaret dream. He

8:26

listened politely. We

8:28

workshop name ideas. I believe

8:30

we settled on Calbere. Oh,

8:36

I get it. Okay,

8:38

I wasn't sure. Well you were

8:40

holding so long I'd... Oh, and at

8:43

this point this little Batu alien

8:45

sprung for a round. Ahhh!

8:48

I'm in the story! Wait, Batu. Batu,

8:51

you're them far away aliens watching what happens

8:53

here on Mars via satellite, right? And

9:00

you are... A big

9:02

fan. I'm the biggest. I

9:04

am totally freaking out right now. Cool,

9:07

yeah, I meant your name. Sorry.

9:09

It's, um, it's Debsir.

9:12

Green-cloy Dens, or Denzing Tanner Dens, and obviously,

9:14

and you know what, I'll stop now. I'm

9:16

so sorry. Yeah, I'm gonna come back to you. Alright. I

9:19

hate to say this, what happened next, Felton? Well, didn't

9:22

you and Crouch showed up and told us all to

9:24

settle in because of the dust storm? It

9:26

was just that the town's locked down, but for

9:28

the saloon, who you couldn't raise on the comms?

9:31

Try it now. This

9:33

here robot immediately tried to leave and you

9:35

stopped him out of dust storm concern. You

9:37

told him who you were, where you

9:39

were from, like you do. Alright.

9:43

And like you don't do, you exploded, and

9:45

so did the rest of us. Alright,

9:48

alright, now can I get...y'all keep

9:50

me here. Gets my will for no good reason. Oh,

9:53

it's a good reason. Well, like you and a dust storm, like

9:55

we're fixing to have, could get sand in your joints. Is

9:57

that what has happened to the saloon? Yeah, dust must have... I

10:00

just got into her ventilation system. Down

10:02

the wrong pipe. Which is

10:04

every pipe. Hey

10:07

listen, I'm sealed up good and tight. And even

10:09

where I ain't, it's my risk to take. You

10:11

can't keep me here for my safety against my

10:13

wishes. But I can keep you here

10:15

for acting suspicious, I reckon. You reckon

10:17

you got more grit than the dust storm? Reckon

10:19

I do. Because I'm... From

10:23

Earth. Oh! Oh

10:27

no! Alright.

10:35

It's happening again. It's

10:38

coming from under the... The bar!

10:40

The beeps is coming from under the

10:42

bar! First Nevada, I have discovered a

10:45

silver capsule under the bar. Analyzing?

10:48

Save your strength. I can

10:50

analyze it fine. That's... a

10:53

bomb. Uh... Buh

10:55

buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh

10:57

buh. There up... There

11:04

up here to several of my visual senses to

11:06

be a microphone attached to

11:08

the bomb. What a tiny

11:10

little microphone. Micro signifies tininess.

11:14

You know, uh... I reckon it's

11:16

activated by sound then. I mean, if

11:18

I'm guessing that's how it works. The

11:20

bomb has detonated multiple times after

11:22

Sparks Nevada declared the planet of

11:25

his origin. Sure, yeah. Earth.

11:30

Well, whatever you do, don't say it again.

11:32

As you know, I don't like no trouble

11:34

in my place. Oh

11:36

no! Oh no! Well,

11:46

look who didn't blow us up that time. Me. I

11:49

don't understand. Why aren't we dead?

11:52

The dust storm resets us. You

11:54

reckon? I do not merely reckon. I

11:57

know. It has been many years since

11:59

we have observed it. a dust storm on

12:01

Galut Proctaw, but the last time we

12:03

observed one, we observed the same one

12:05

we are observing now. It

12:07

is no mere dust storm.

12:09

It is designated a temporal

12:11

dust tornado. Whaaaaat?

12:17

Temporal dust tornadoes are what I didn't read about

12:20

in Marshallin School where I didn't study about them.

12:24

What are they? Four

12:27

humans came to this planet. A

12:29

human came to this planet. He

12:32

believed he had conquered space, having

12:34

traveled the distance of one

12:37

planet. So

12:45

he can, indeed. He

12:47

next intended to conquer time.

12:49

He did or did not

12:51

succeed, as he disappeared and

12:53

never returned. His conveyance

12:55

disturbed the dust with such force

12:57

that it swirled up and spun

12:59

about. That storm did

13:01

travel through time. It occurred,

13:04

and will occur again, and

13:07

is currently occurring now, all

13:09

around us, creating the miniature

13:11

time loop that resets us.

13:14

So we're just going to keep dying

13:16

and returning to life forever? Only

13:18

so long as the dust is swirling, I reckon. Yeah,

13:21

well that answers why we keep coming back, but why

13:23

do we keep blowing up? Because

13:25

of the bomb. Another

13:29

case solved by Sparks, Nevada.

13:31

Detective on Mars. Yeah, sure,

13:33

but who planted the bomb? And

13:35

why? And who? This

13:38

outlaw, I reckon. He tried to vamoose soon

13:40

as Croch and me came in. Oh, I

13:42

wasn't aware making a precipitous exit was a

13:44

crime. He also knew the bomb was

13:46

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13:48

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15:00

You're right that I aimed to leave when you arrived, Nevada. But

15:03

it ain't cuz I was trying to kill you. I

15:05

was leaving because I wanted to kill you

15:07

because I ain't none other than Boathead Blake.

15:11

Oh. Should

15:16

that mean something to me? I

15:18

don't know who that is. I

15:21

should have known. I should have known you

15:23

wouldn't remember me. You tracked me down like

15:25

a space detective and thrown me in space

15:27

jail. Marshall's track folks don't reckon

15:29

you realize that. Ain't detective work is marshal

15:31

work. Look, I admit I deserve to be

15:34

jail thrown dude all the outlawing I've done.

15:37

Then I got extradited across space. I

15:40

escaped and had to go into hiding for a

15:42

spell. Always looking over my shoulder for you. Well,

15:44

unless you come to Mars wouldn't have been my

15:46

jurisdiction. I only tracked you the one

15:48

time because you were here. Well, are you

15:50

asking for my story? You telling me yours? What?

15:53

Reckon you're carrying a grudge you could lay down. Only

15:57

work I could get was as a target for one of them

15:59

boardwalkers. So we're going back to that part of the story

16:01

then, I guess. Every

16:03

night they'd truck me out in a clown suit. Folks

16:06

that plunk down credits to blast me off again. Only

16:10

thing got me through was fantasizing about the

16:13

vengeance I'd get on you. Thoughts

16:15

of what I'd do to you and how. Darkness

16:18

of my turns of mind surprised me.

16:20

Let me guess, you'd blow me up with like

16:22

a bomb? No.

16:26

No, no. Never was a bomb guy.

16:29

I was a guns guy, but no more. Didn't

16:32

like my turns of mind. I didn't

16:34

like me being honest. So

16:36

I found me a new leaf to turn

16:38

over. What leaf is that? I keep bees.

16:44

I find it peaceful. I've been at it

16:46

for a while. Came here as

16:49

a test. I wanted to look you square in

16:51

the eye and see if my vengeful urges were

16:53

well and truly gone. And were they?

16:56

I am famously a gossip, that's why I asked. Not

17:01

by a long shot. When you

17:04

walked in I was so overcome with

17:06

rage. So I decided to remove myself

17:08

from the situation. And now

17:10

you can. So how

17:12

still think of killing me are you, scale of one to ten? Ten.

17:17

That took zero second. Let me finish. Ten

17:20

scales. All in a ten

17:22

each one. Yeah, all right. See? I

17:25

mean, Coach, disarm that robot.

17:27

I ain't carrying, because once again I

17:29

didn't come here to kill you. Oh,

17:34

you're taking my axel arm. That's right. Just all

17:36

of them. There.

17:39

I shall place them behind the bar. Perfect. Well,

17:42

what now Nevada? We still got this bomb and no

17:44

way of knowing if it's going to go off exploding

17:46

us. Well, now we stay put and stay quiet until

17:48

the temporal storm passes and we can dispose of it

17:50

safely with Marshall Station bomb

17:52

disposing protocols. I

17:55

don't know. First round's on me. Yay! He

17:57

bought me a drink! Thank

18:00

you sparks, Nevada. I am under owners

18:02

to you What

18:09

part of stay quiet do you

18:11

understand? I'll

18:24

be right here. What the heck

18:26

is happening here? Marshall! Oh

18:40

What stop All

18:43

right, everybody just zip zip it

18:45

zip it everybody zip it huh?

18:47

I think I cracked this thing Both

18:50

head here is clearly done as

18:52

recon. He knows there are certain words and

18:54

phrases that often get repeated in this saloon Quit

18:57

raising your hand croat. What part of it don't

18:59

you understand the entirety of it? All right, well,

19:01

okay Put your hand

19:03

down. What is it? I Merely

19:06

see clarification. Is it

19:08

your assertion that the bomb has been programmed

19:10

to respond to specific verbal cues Likely

19:13

coupled with probability distribution quotient. That

19:15

is exactly what I'm saying Yeah,

19:17

we must simply circumvent the specific verbiage

19:20

We normally employ in order to

19:22

avoid provocation of the incendiary device

19:24

I don't know not talking how

19:26

I always talk sounds like trouble

19:28

and I don't It

19:43

works good thinking crush I

19:47

carry the debt of your gravity. There you go Once

19:52

the temporal tornado passes I will

19:56

Stand the means for Sure.

20:00

Yes. Yeah. All right. Everyone try out new

20:02

ways to say the things you instinctively say

20:05

if you want Tell

20:09

you I'm so worried about this. I'm so

20:11

worried about this I'm

20:14

worried. I'll try to so hard not

20:16

to say a thing I say which

20:18

I can't even think of what that

20:21

might be sure that I'll say a

20:23

thing that is a thing I say

20:25

and trigger the trigger right so maybe

20:27

maybe Maybe say nothing

20:33

Here to fall no one's ever said He

20:40

is trying way too hard I

20:43

can't do it. I ain't a fancy words.

20:45

No one kind of purse. Maybe don't say

20:47

anything. Okay Oh,

21:01

that was that was a double Marshall

21:15

the temporal dust tornado has ended.

21:17

That's it then no more resets

21:21

No, no if the bomb goes off it

21:23

goes up now then we are all going to

21:25

die I shall tackle them Thank

21:32

You croat I'm

21:35

gonna go I'm

21:37

gonna go and take the bomb out of here till I

21:39

get back. Nobody says a word doors Open

21:43

up, please the saloon doors

21:47

dust particle damage Remain

21:50

jammed until self-repair

21:52

procedure is complete. All right. All

21:54

right estimated time four minutes All

21:57

right.? Nobody's allowed to talk for the next four minutes. Exceptions

22:00

in here: At.

22:04

Miami. What? You've never been here before so

22:06

there's no way for the bombed know if you're saying

22:08

something you always say are you to say in what

22:10

you're saying. Ah

22:14

yes, those. Ah,

22:16

the presence. Of

22:19

like. A washer

22:21

as I guess I'm of the so So

22:23

much you know? I guess I. Will

22:25

hold on. Hold on. What's. Know.

22:29

Arsenal. That is Als on Mars.

22:31

This. So yeah it's kind of oh thing

22:34

is I'm the boss you get a satellite

22:36

feed of are going zone down here and

22:38

they they think it's. Some. Kind of

22:40

show which we talked about and disease and

22:42

it's live. Like

22:47

silly, I know. That said,

22:49

emotionally. You.

22:54

Get. Get some. You

22:56

want to tell us our. Busted

23:05

because the yeah release schedule is so

23:07

sporadic. And.

23:13

Stuff like and twelve months is a

23:16

long time at how the hearing. Without

23:19

hearing you say. I

23:22

don't don't do those are those are

23:24

no or not. I don't say. Some

23:29

good. Don't

23:33

worry that phrases coated for the marshal

23:35

place. Say.

23:38

On. What did you say? It

23:43

was you. See this as

23:45

I don't like talking. Somebody

23:48

Oh somebody else. Gives

23:53

him what to do. It. Is. It because

23:55

I never answered your fan letters requesting techno

23:57

gyms. Return. his

24:01

I ain't in charge of that. No! No! Okay,

24:03

no! It's

24:05

because you got boring! How...

24:23

...dare you? I

24:27

mean... ...you know it's true!

24:30

Every single episode I tune

24:32

in hoping there's gonna be some major

24:34

turning point, or plot twist! But

24:36

no! You just keep doing and saying the

24:39

same things over and over and over! Blah

24:41

blah blah, trouble in my place! Blah blah

24:43

blah, own it! Help!

24:46

Doors! Blah blah blah, Earth! That

24:50

does sound like it! Hey,

24:53

hey, you could have had

24:55

a whole new series of adventures by... I

24:57

don't know, taking the marshal's

25:00

job on Earth, or

25:02

staying with Ginny West! We

25:05

love her! You

25:09

could have watched this first without an

25:11

intermediate universe! But no, because

25:13

while you might not fear any robot or

25:15

alien, you do fear

25:17

change. Well,

25:20

do that! Oh,

25:22

a remote detonator for the bomb! I'm

25:25

canceling this show, wiping you

25:27

all out, and a new marshal will put

25:29

on this first. Jensen, no, no,

25:31

if you detonate that bomb, you'll

25:34

die too. You

25:36

underestimate how much I care about the show. It

25:41

is not a show, it's my life! It's

25:43

my show! Wait, wait,

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wait, wait, listen, Jensen, I

25:49

get it, I'm on board. Re-modus

25:51

if you gotta, but let

25:53

me say something first. For

25:56

awards consideration. I

26:01

reckon I

26:03

get what you're saying. There's a

26:05

familiarity to us that can seem

26:08

less exciting. Change

26:10

don't come from plot twists or cliffhangs the

26:12

way they used to. But

26:15

I ain't the... I

26:17

ain't the Sparks Novato who first came to Mars years

26:19

ago. These folks...

26:23

These folks, they changed me. Kind

26:25

of familiarity we all got. That's what makes

26:28

someplace more than a residence or a point

26:31

of origin. I

26:33

didn't take that job on Earth because... Earth

26:36

ain't my home. Not anymore.

26:41

What are you saying? I

26:44

mean, I guess I'm saying... I'm

26:48

still Sparks Novato. And

26:51

I'm... From

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Mars. Wow! Oh!

27:03

Oh my gosh! This, right?

27:06

This! This is exactly the

27:08

kind of cake I wanted! Surprising

27:10

but inevitable. What

27:14

an ending to this long-running series! Not

27:16

a serious ending. Is this

27:18

the end of Sparks Novato? It's hell

27:20

gone far! No!

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It's no! It's

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not a show! Jenny, listen.

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Life don't end. I

27:35

mean it does, but not in the way that you're talking about...

27:37

Look, look. That's the wonderful and

27:40

horrible thing about life. We

27:42

keep going on. Growing and

27:44

changing. Some

27:46

of us more than others, but... I

27:51

did mean you. Okay.

27:55

I just need to... the

28:00

bomb. All

28:03

right, Croach, arrest her please.

28:06

This was also inevitable but I guess

28:09

not so surprising. Self-repair is

28:11

complete. The saloon doors are

28:13

open. You

28:17

are under arrest. I

28:21

can't believe I'm in here

28:23

against my preach. Why

28:25

do we wait one sec so I can see how

28:27

this B story resolves? Very

28:30

well. All right. Reckon

28:33

I do owe you an apology, both held Blake. Hear

28:36

your arms back. You

28:42

know I owe you an apology too. You're

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right, Marshall. Real change takes

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time. You still

28:51

want to kill me? Sure. All right. Another time I guess.

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