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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon

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show. We are always grateful to have you

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here with us tuning

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in my voice raspy

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as always here with no

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smoking for months and months and months and

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still the rasp,

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but it's not cigarettes. And

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I don't think it ever was. I think it's, I

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think it is dairy. That's

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what I figured out, not

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smoking cigarettes. That the

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real killer, so to speak,

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dairy, there was a book called milk, some

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type of killer, but that's, we're not doing

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that. That's not where we're going. The

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noose is tightening. I don't know if I

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can even, is that allowed that one? The

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noose is tightening? Probably not,

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but the noose is tightening. I'm

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using it for Arizona white

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suburban kids. So that's okay.

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But there is a noose and it is

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tightening on the necks of

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the Gilbert Goons. The story that we talked

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about, we broke on this show and we

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broke the story of the Gilbert

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Goons in Arizona. And I was the one

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leading the charge to try to get justice

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for this sad, this poor child who

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was killed. And I was

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leading the trial, but also let's give credit

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where credit is due to the people of

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Arizona. I made fun of them lightly,

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jokingly, and they

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have actually stood

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up. They've risen up and

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they've demanded justice and

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they forced the police department that

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was seemingly covering this up. At

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the very least, the police

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department didn't seem as

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motivated as they should have been. And then

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there were all these theories about

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the parents and the school and

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the Mormon temple. And I don't know

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what's what. Now

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this group of people we know

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is largely suburban and white, although

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one of them is black, maybe there's

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a few of them that are black, but was

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it the New York Post that decided to

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put the black guy, like

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the one or two black guys? This

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group again, largely white, middle, upper

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middle class, rich, if you want to

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buy the white standards of Arizona and

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the New York Post, look at this, affluent

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members of an affluent Arizona gang

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busted in string of caught on video

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attacks on high schoolers. But

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who do they have here? For

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the front

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page, we have a black

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guy on

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the front page of

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the newspaper. And

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there's no pictures of any of the white people. So

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people tend to get maybe

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confused. The

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black guy's name is Mr. Fantastic,

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which again, is not

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helping. That doesn't help anybody.

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But more white kids are going down to do it.

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It is more of a white thing than

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it is a black thing, but it is the

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New York Post. So they saw

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an afro and they said, hey, we're

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going, we're running with that. We're

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going to run with that. But hey,

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if this guy's involved, he's got,

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everybody's got to get caught that

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does the wrong thing in

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that part of Arizona. So

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there's all these theories, lurid

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theories about the parents in

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Costa Rica and who's hiding

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who, and you go

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on the Reddit and you read and you

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go on next door and you read people

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have and all these

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kids names are like Braylon and

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Kaitlyn and Jaylen and it's all

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silly and ridiculous and you don't know what's

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what and who's who. And

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then one of the kids mothers seems to be

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in it and she's writing, well he didn't. Show

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me proof that he killed anyone. And everyone's like

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we know you're his mother in the

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Reddit. They're like you're his

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mother and she's like no I

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don't even know him. But

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again show me the proof that he

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killed. And it's like such

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weird mom energy that

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it's gotta be the mom. And what a weird time

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and it's a boomer probably

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or someone younger than a boomer.

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But it's just funny like the idea that you're on

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a Reddit thread

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defending your son from the charge of murder

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to the local community on a Reddit

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thread hiding behind an avatar. Well

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why don't you show

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me the proof that he killed. Show

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me one photo. DM me the

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proof. And people are like

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hey and people are laying out the case

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and she's like

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arguing and it's like why would you

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care that much. Who cares that much.

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It's got to be the mom or

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maybe it's somebody the mom knows or

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something. And then there's

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people out there that are like maybe

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the moms are out there spreading disinfo

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like spreading disinformation on these.

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And I'm trying to buy the IP. I call CIA.

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I call these people. You know and I call them

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I go give me the

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intellectual property rights to this story.

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It's my fucking story. If

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there's a movie about this so help

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me God. This is my story. Legitimately,

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and I want justice for

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the kid, 1,000%, and I

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want intellectual property rights to

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a Netflix thing as well on this, from

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– legit. And

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I'm telling my – I texted my

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agent that. I

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want the intellectual property rights.

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This rights itself. I

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get ignored in this town, Hollywood.

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Not the town I'm in now, which is New York, but I'm also kind

6:29

of ignored here as well, some of the people

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I would like to pay attention to me. But

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I'm ignored in this town because I'm always

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pitching myself, which

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is not always easily digestible.

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But I go in there with white

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suburban kids, Mormons,

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killing in the streets, the

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cops covering up – this is the

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story I've wanted to pitch my entire

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life. I

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go in there, I go, I'm a fat faggot, and I

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like Trump a little bit. I mean,

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I'm thrown out. I get thrown out. That's

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not what you do. No one – who's

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that? Who's buying that? Who's

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buying that? I

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go to all these – you know, these lovely

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people, lovely, lovely, lovely

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Jewish people in the

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room, staring at me. I'm

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always like someone's wife's

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favorite, someone's crazy wife,

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who they like can't bring to the cocktail party, stash her

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in Palm Beach. They're always like,

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my wife loves you. She's

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down at Palm Beach. She's given to spells.

7:37

We put her down at Palm Beach. She tells me,

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you're great, but we can't – I mean,

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we can't write you any checks, and we can't be involved. We can't

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do anything with you. But this time, I'm

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going in, and I can tell their eyes are going

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to roll when I walk in because – but they

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enjoy me as some type

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of novelty. I'm a fun break in the day to

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a lot of these executives. Thank God

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I have the good people here,

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the public, which supports me. You

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know, but I would go in and their eyes

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are gonna roll, they're gonna go... We

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get it, we get it, we get it, we get it, we get it. I

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go, not this time. This

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time I have white suburban kids,

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a police

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cover up, rich people,

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and desert landscapes, which you fuckin' love.

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You people love shooting things in the

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desert. Am I right? Am I right? Okay?

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Sasha or Yale or any of these

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names who I'm pitching? Ben

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or Yale or Sasha or, you

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know? Did you see that in the

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New York Times? Get this New York Times article out, because by

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the way, I love

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me some Israel and some Palestine and I'm

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the only one that has the balls to

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say it. I'm

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the only one who has the balls to say it. I

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want everyone to thrive and prosper. Okay?

8:57

The New York Times has this article, they come out

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with this article. We

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all know the bombing campaign in

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Gaza has been insane. The

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loss of life is tremendous, there's nothing

9:11

like it. Andrew

9:13

Sullivan, in a piece on his blog

9:15

called it infanticide, it's hard to argue

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with that. A genocide

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means a deliberate, you know, wiping

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out of a race. It's

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certainly a different charge that's in the Hague

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and people are debating that. We're

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not debating genocide today, we're trying to have a nice time

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of it. I just got back from Palm Beach.

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What I'm saying is when you

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are killing large amounts of children

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indiscriminately infanticide does seem somewhat

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appropriate. So

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there's a lot of stuff going on here, a

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lot of stuff. And

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in the front pages of the New York Times we

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have scope and quality of

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Gaza tunnels, all Israelis, a network

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as large as 450 million. 50

10:00

miles that has over 5,000 shafts. Now

10:03

okay, okay, that's a

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piece of news. And

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we get that Hamas has tunnels, but the

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tremendous bombing campaign, the

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insane loss of life and

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dislocation of peoples

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and things like that. And

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now that this is written, you got to,

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folks, you got to, I mean, just

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for a little, I

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get it, but have a

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little, just have one Gentile

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write the thing because here's

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the, who's written this article, by the

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way, on, by the way, everybody's protesting.

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I can barely get to my show

10:43

in DC because of these

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protests. They're in New York, they're everywhere.

10:48

They're in LA. They're in every major

10:50

city, massive protests. Biden's

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poll numbers are crashing. They're

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calling him genocide. Joe, it's a nightmare

10:57

for the Democratic Party, especially among young

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people. Scope

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and quality of Gaza tunnels awe

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Israelis. Now what's funny

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about this headline is that the

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scope of the bombing is awning many

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people too, right,

11:14

around the world. That's also awning

11:16

people. There's articles written

11:19

by Adam Goldman, Ronan

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Bergman, and

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Gao Koppelwitz. It's

11:27

like, and then Patrick Kingsley, he's

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throwing the Gentile. Guys,

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I mean, I understand,

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but just in the

11:36

idea of objectivity, throw

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in Billy O'Brien.

11:43

Throw in Tommy Iannucci

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in there. This

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article about the Hamas tunnels was

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written by Tommy Iannucci and Billy

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O'Brien. This

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is almost like in Windy City Heat, Saul

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Steinbergowitz. and the character

12:01

of the agent whose name is

12:03

Solstein Bergewitz. So when you're

12:05

in the heat he goes, God, I got really

12:07

fucked Solstein Bergewitz, fuck me. This is

12:10

kind of the vibe of that, a little bit.

12:12

I'm just saying, throw in

12:14

some little

12:16

difference. Throw in a Tommy

12:19

Perez. Perez, Lopez,

12:21

something. Something a

12:23

little different. But

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I'm saying I want this IP for

12:28

this story because it is my

12:30

story that I own, that I've

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brought attention to, and that

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finally I could go in to these

12:37

companies with something that fucking

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for Christ they might make

12:42

because it's rich white people

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being murderers in

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the desert landscape. Nice

12:51

desert landscape, purple sunsets. Kids

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on dirt bikes, it's their mothers. Everybody's there

12:56

covering it up. They own a gym or

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whatever. I'm not saying they do. I'm not

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saying that. I'm not

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saying it. Don't sue me, I'll sue you. I

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will sue you too. I'll

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sue you too. But I'm saying,

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give me this IP. I hope my agent is

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on this, but they always yes me to death.

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They always yes me to death, these people. And

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then send me to Reno. They're like, you're going to

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Reno, which I

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have no problem with. But

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what I'm saying is finally a story that

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makes sense for

13:32

Tim Dylan to be the steward of.

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I bring in great writers. I'll

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bring in, I will bring in, I will

13:41

make this thing perfect. This

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will be, and we'll telegraph it. Meaning

13:47

that aren't now we need to

13:49

tell you what the themes are because you're

13:51

so stupid out there, not you, but you,

13:54

are so dumb out there that we need to

13:56

tell you what's happening during the thing. and

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girls, I watched the pilot of that and Lena Dunham,

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for all her other issues, did a great job with

14:04

that show and the pilot's very funny. And

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all these things like white privilege, whatever,

14:09

economic privilege, whatever you want to talk

14:11

about, right? They're all in there, misogyny,

14:13

they're all in there, but nobody's telegraphing

14:15

it. Nobody's telling you what

14:18

is happening moment to moment because

14:20

back in the early days of

14:23

2010 or whenever that was, 2012, people

14:25

trusted something to

14:27

convey a message without banging

14:30

you over the head. But I won't do

14:32

that with this. I will

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bang you over the head. Right

14:36

before they kill the kid, they will go, and

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we'll get away with this because we're white men.

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And then I will tell it, I

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will bang you over the head with the message. It

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will not be lost. Give me the IP. Give

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me the IP. It will not be lost on you. It will

14:51

not be lost. Everyone that sees this will

14:53

know exactly what it is. But

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with this, and I know I'm being facetious, but

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I'm not because I want the IP. I'm dead

14:59

serious about this. This

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is my ticket. And

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not – listen, don't misunderstand. This is a tragedy,

15:06

and I'm calling for that. I want these kids

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to go to jail and convert to

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Islam, season two. But no, I want them

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all in jail, death penalty, whatever they got

15:15

over there, death penalty for

15:17

them. And I want me, the

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intellectual property rights to the story, because

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it is a story that

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does teach lessons to all. It

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teaches lessons to all. That's

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where I am on that.

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And we don't know what's going to

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happen. We expect something this week. Do we know

15:38

from our inside sources? Do we know? Do

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we think anyone big is going down this week?

15:44

Yes. Yes. Now,

15:48

so that's where we are with it. And

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I'm – like I said, something's

15:54

up down there. I don't know what it

15:56

is. I don't know what it is or

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why. I

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have the who, I have the what, well I don't

16:02

have the what. I have the,

16:04

I don't have the how even. But

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here's the thing, let's watch a little bit of

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this, who is this? This is the police

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chief of what is this dump

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called again? Gilbert. And

16:17

they're calling this one of the greatest places to live? Uh,

16:20

yeah it was. Have they seen the Hamptons? No. This

16:23

is in the in and out, or, oh

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no, I thought, I thought he was giving the speech from the

16:28

in and out. We're

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gonna watch this cop now. I

16:33

would cast, you

16:36

know, someone great. I would, I just, I

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have the people in my

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head already. I have the mother, not that

16:43

anyone's, I'm thinking of anyone in particular.

16:46

Because I'm not. But I have

16:48

the mother. I have everybody.

16:50

I have everyone cast. We're

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going into Nefla, finally with confidence. Here

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I am! Here I

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am! Here I am! And I

16:59

will march in, okay, with

17:02

the Nation of Islam, who will write

17:04

the script to this. I will march in with

17:06

the Nation of Islam, okay. And

17:09

I mean it will look wild when I walk in,

17:11

but we will sit down with the Nation of Islam

17:14

who are writing the script of this

17:16

thing with white killers. And

17:19

if they don't give me a check, if they don't

17:21

write me a check, after I

17:23

walk in with the Nation of Islam, okay,

17:26

but pro-Jewish, a very

17:28

small sect of the Nation

17:30

of Islam who's pro-Jewish and writing this

17:33

with me. This is a very curated

17:36

group of Nation, their Nation of Islam,

17:38

Black Nation of Islam, very

17:40

pro-Israel, maybe Black Israelites, but

17:43

they're also screenwriters. And

17:45

they're coming in in Netflix with me, get

17:47

ready! And I'm walking in, we're

17:49

pitching Gilbert Goons, and it's gonna

17:51

be called the Goons or something, the

17:54

Goons, the Desert Egoons,

17:56

something like that. If

18:00

they don't... If I can't

18:02

get that going, then what good... I mean, then

18:04

I mean we should have been calling the whole

18:06

thing off. If

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I can't make this, if

18:10

I can't make this show about

18:13

the white killers and

18:15

their rich fucking parents... By

18:18

Arizona standards. Making

18:20

this happen. Let's

18:23

watch this police chief...

18:25

Yeah, he finally did a press conference

18:27

today for the first time. Press conference

18:29

to chief of police in

18:32

Lizardville. In

18:34

everything we could with that investigation, as

18:37

far as following those deletes, the one thing I

18:39

mentioned is we could have got that video out

18:41

sooner to the public to try to identify. Chief

18:43

Solberg frequently reading from notes as

18:46

he answered questions about why more

18:48

arrests haven't been made in several

18:50

other violent attacks. We hear a

18:52

broken trust from the community concerned

18:55

with who has been arrested and

18:58

who hasn't. People come to us

19:00

and ask... I want to say for a minute, I

19:03

just want to say I am really

19:05

truly impressed

19:09

with the community of people down there, but

19:12

the IP is mine. ...and

19:15

who hasn't, people come to us

19:17

and ask, is there a cover-up?

19:19

What is your response to that? I

19:22

mean, two months, just for you, one second. A

19:27

cover-up question, yes. So, an area

19:29

for you first. A question

19:31

about is there a cover-up? Absolutely

19:34

not. There is no cover-up. As for

19:36

the group, the Gilbert Goons... Well,

19:41

I believe, as

19:44

for your first question, there is no cover-up.

19:48

Well, there is that. We are going to leave that there.

19:50

I am just letting everybody know that it is my movie,

19:52

it is my series, it is something that I will make.

19:54

I will go in there and this is my time. This

20:00

is my story and my time. That's

20:02

what it is. Time for justice for the

20:05

child that was killed tragically. It is

20:07

also time for a little justice for

20:09

me, finally. It's

20:11

a little justice for me now, finally. To go

20:13

into HBO and get some attention, get

20:16

a check written for something. So

20:19

it's justice all around. It's all around

20:21

justice for all with this. This

20:23

is mine. It's I swear to Christ, Adam, McKay,

20:25

or any of them. Appetal any

20:27

of them. This is mine. This

20:30

needs to be mine now. Beverly

20:35

Hills, a town that evokes,

20:41

I don't know, some maybe negative thoughts

20:43

from people out there. Some

20:47

positive thoughts as well. Beverly Hills, 90210,

20:50

was a great show when I was growing up. People

20:53

liked it. It was about Dylan

20:56

and his sister Brenda. And

20:59

their friend Steve, Ian Ziering, who was

21:01

beaten by bikers the other day in

21:04

Beverly Hills, right? Or somewhere? Hollywood. Ian

21:07

Ziering, who played Steve in

21:10

Beverly Hills, 90210, was

21:14

beaten by bikers

21:16

in Hollywood the

21:18

other day. Yeah.

21:24

Tori Spelling, who

21:26

played Donna, whose

21:29

father Aaron Spelling was

21:31

the creator of the show. Andrea,

21:35

played by a

21:38

Gabriela Kateras, who

21:40

is the head of SAG

21:44

for a while, Brian Austin Green. Jenny

21:47

Gaugh, Kelly. It

21:53

was a, I preferred Melrose

21:56

Place to this. But I was a little bit of a

21:59

fan of Melrose. in the minority. Many

22:02

people love Beverly Hills 90210. It was

22:04

about rich, good-looking people,

22:06

and it was

22:08

the first one of those shows. After

22:11

that, it was Dawson's Creek. I mean, then it was

22:13

just gangbusters.

22:15

It was a very

22:17

influential show. Teenage soap

22:20

opera gave rise to

22:22

that YA young adult

22:24

genre that has been a

22:26

goldmine in

22:29

Hollywood. Beverly Hills 90210. That's probably the

22:31

most well-known show about Beverly

22:34

Hills. I can't think of

22:36

anything else. That was when I grew up, I

22:39

only knew of Beverly Hills through that show.

22:41

That's many people, right? And then

22:43

you grow up and you realize that it is a very,

22:45

very rich, wealthy

22:48

enclave of California. And of

22:51

course, now you have The Real Housewives

22:54

of Beverly Hills. There's a franchise, Rodeo

22:57

Drive, where a lot of shops are. It's a little

22:59

city in the middle of California,

23:01

in the middle of Los Angeles.

23:04

It's not where they have any

23:07

Hollywood stuff, though. There's no studios

23:09

there. There's

23:12

no... It's like a lot of lawyers.

23:14

There's a lot of doctors, a lot

23:16

of plastic surgeons, a

23:18

lot of restaurants. It's where rich people live.

23:20

A lot of foreign money, a lot of

23:22

Persians, a lot of carpet stores.

23:24

Well, a lot of them are in West Hollywood.

23:26

But Beverly

23:29

Hills is not like where actors live

23:31

or if there are any actors live,

23:33

but it's none of that. It's just

23:35

it's business people, lawyers, Persians,

23:38

whatever. And there's two

23:40

parts of it. There's the flats, which is the

23:42

flat section. And then there are the hills, obviously.

23:44

There are some wild, big houses and estates. And

23:48

then there's actually some, you know, The Slums

23:50

of Beverly Hills was a movie about there

23:52

are some shitty low rent apartments

23:55

in Beverly Hills that people

23:57

live in. highest

24:00

per square foot real

24:03

estate value in LA.

24:05

That was the Pacific Palisades,

24:07

probably still is. Beverly

24:10

Hills values get dragged down

24:12

by the apartments. It's

24:14

kind of Republican, Beverly Hills. People

24:18

talk about it like it's liberal, but

24:20

it's not. It's Republicans, a lot of

24:23

Persians that are Republican and people

24:25

that are older, the residents are

24:27

older, right? But

24:30

the interesting thing about Beverly Hills is that

24:32

it gets around a lot of the wacky

24:34

things that LA does. Like LA will say

24:36

vaccine mandate. Beverly Hills goes, nope. Mask

24:39

mandate. Beverly Hills goes, nope. All

24:45

of these

24:48

laws, ULA, the

24:50

mansion tax, where everybody in Los

24:53

Angeles, if you sell your house

24:55

for more than $5 million, you have to give

24:57

4% of it to the government

25:00

and that supposedly is going to

25:02

be used effectively to help homelessness.

25:06

So Beverly Hills

25:08

goes, nope. So

25:12

Beverly Hills is this

25:15

little enclave that,

25:17

and Malibu does this too, Malibu's out by

25:19

the beach, and Malibu goes, no, to a

25:21

lot of this. No

25:23

defunding of the cops, all that

25:25

stuff. However,

25:29

Beverly Hills just got

25:32

a little bad news in the most

25:34

LA way ever, by the way, because

25:36

the judge who delivered this

25:38

ruling, and so here's what

25:40

the ruling is. They want

25:43

Beverly Hills to have affordable houses. Now, by the

25:45

way, I don't know why this, and

25:48

I'm dead serious here. They

25:50

want Beverly Hills to

25:52

have affordable housing for

25:54

poor people. I

25:56

couldn't think of a worse place to

25:59

be poor. than Beverly Hills.

26:03

I'm 38. I was poor till I

26:05

was 34. Not

26:07

poor like don't come at me and be like,

26:09

you weren't real. Did you live in Apple 8?

26:12

That's not what I mean. That's not what I

26:14

mean. I mean that I

26:16

for the 10 years I did comedy before I

26:18

succeeded on any level. I didn't have a lot

26:20

of money. You

26:22

know what's fun when you don't have a lot of money?

26:24

Living in New York City. Grabbing dollar

26:27

slices of pizza. Smoking cigarettes

26:29

with your buddies on a roof. That's

26:31

what's fun. And I'm

26:34

sure there's tons of other college towns and

26:36

old houses. You know what's

26:38

not fun place to live

26:40

when you're poor? Beverly

26:43

Hills. There's nothing

26:45

worse than getting

26:47

a $19 smoothie

26:50

when you're broke in Beverly.

26:53

I don't know other than if

26:55

this is exclusively for maids.

26:58

If that's where the affordable housing is. For

27:01

like maids and people that work

27:04

in Beverly Hills. But if you're

27:06

just regular broke, not like you just

27:08

got to America yesterday. I mean

27:12

like you're just regular broke and

27:14

you're not, you know, things are

27:17

like, it's not the place

27:19

to be. I genuinely

27:21

don't know why. It's

27:24

a good idea to put

27:26

affordable housing in

27:28

one of the richest cities in the world. Is

27:30

it a place that we're making a point? Or

27:33

making a point? Going like, yeah,

27:35

hey, hey, millionaires, your

27:37

funds over. Here they come.

27:41

But are we thinking at all about the people that

27:43

are down on their luck? Or

27:45

maybe they're not down on their luck. And by the

27:47

way, what is Beverly Hills version of affordable housing gonna

27:49

be for people that make 400 grand a year? Is

27:51

that what we're talking about? I

27:54

don't think that's what we're, I think we're talking about low-income

27:58

housing. income

28:01

for people that have low incomes, right?

28:04

And I know that it's like, there's

28:07

this thing like, you know, because

28:09

everybody talks about the idea that like people that

28:12

have a lot of money should

28:15

have to have low income housing

28:17

in their community. But if your

28:19

entire little city that you've created

28:21

is exclusively by and for

28:23

rich people, it's kind of a

28:25

shitty place to live if you're

28:28

broke. It's actually like

28:30

not that fun. So

28:32

I'm not understanding the

28:34

wisdom of

28:37

having affordable housing in Beverly Hills. And by

28:39

the way, I'm open to,

28:42

I'm not like everyone now, like, they'll

28:44

be like, oh, you're constantly, you

28:48

siding with the rich people. I'm just fleshing out

28:50

why this makes sense or doesn't make sense. It's

28:53

the same thing I said to my jet broker, Dirk. I

28:56

said, I don't understand. No,

29:01

this is what they've decided. They've

29:03

decided that they're going to halt

29:06

construction permits in Beverly Hills. They're

29:10

going to halt them until

29:12

there's more affordable housing, until

29:14

there is more affordable housing. What

29:17

that means is

29:19

that you cannot do any

29:23

permit. We're not talking about you

29:25

building a big 20,000 square foot. I'm

29:28

talking about a bathroom, a

29:30

kitchen, the

29:32

stairs, the deck,

29:35

anything you might need, you

29:37

cannot get a

29:39

permit to do construction on

29:42

the potentially dangerous situation in

29:44

your house until

29:47

there is more affordable

29:49

housing for

29:52

the poor people of Beverly

29:55

Hills. Follow

29:57

all the logic here. The

30:00

potholes in this are large enough

30:02

you can't even drive a car down the street,

30:04

but fine. California

30:06

and the judge, the

30:09

judge who delivered this ruling, the

30:12

judge who delivered it – and by the way, this

30:14

could also be you own an apartment building

30:16

in Beverly Hills and you want to repair

30:18

something that your tenants have complained about. Correct

30:21

me if I'm wrong. You couldn't get

30:23

a permit to do that, right? Correct.

30:26

No permit. No permit. So to the people

30:28

living in Beverly Hills in apartments that might

30:30

be broke and not living

30:32

in up-to-code or good apartments that their

30:35

landlords need to fix for

30:37

whatever reason, they can also not

30:39

get permits until there's more affordable housing. I don't

30:41

know if that means green lighting, affordable

30:43

housing. I don't know if they need to see the

30:45

ground. Are we breaking ground? I don't

30:47

know what needs to happen. The

30:50

judge, Curtis A. Kin, blocked

30:53

the city from issuing all building permits

30:56

except for new residential development

30:58

as a penalty for Beverly Hills

31:00

failure to approve a sufficient blueprint

31:03

for affordable housing. Curtis

31:06

A. Kin. Now,

31:11

who is this judge? He's

31:14

a looking young Asian-American

31:17

male. Now,

31:23

okay, like anybody who should be

31:25

weighing in on

31:29

local politics, he

31:32

was a contestant on Big Brother. The

31:35

judge, who is

31:37

now presumably

31:40

getting back at the producers of

31:42

Big Brother by telling

31:44

them they cannot renovate their kitchen island

31:46

in Beverly Hills, this

31:50

radical judge – because it is radical

31:52

to say nobody can do anything –

31:55

was a contestant on Big Brother.

31:58

California is burning

32:00

in exactly the way it

32:03

should. It is

32:05

being taken down by X

32:08

reality stars. It

32:10

is being shredded. And

32:13

by the way, California, and Victor Davis Hanson

32:15

talked about this recently. The

32:18

only reason they can get away with the level of insanity they

32:20

get away with, other than the weather, which

32:22

is not even that great, everyone goes, the weather, the weather,

32:24

the weather is fine. But

32:26

the reason they can get away with it is

32:29

because they have this $9 trillion market cap in

32:31

Northern California where all the tech companies are. That

32:33

is why people like Newsom and all these people

32:35

are celebrities, right? Like, you

32:37

know, Gavin Newsom and Feinstein and Pelosi,

32:39

they are celebrities because they are backed

32:41

by all this big tech money they

32:43

never lose. And they are

32:46

allowed to kind of get away with wacky stuff

32:48

that people in New York couldn't get away with because,

32:52

again, all of that is the largest

32:54

consolidation of wealth ever

32:57

in the history of the world, and

32:59

it is in Northern California. So

33:01

they can get away with stuff that you

33:04

just couldn't get away with if

33:06

you didn't have that. So this judge,

33:09

Curtis A. Kin, can we find any

33:13

of him speaking, whether it

33:15

is on Big Brother or not? Is

33:17

there any – this

33:19

is Curtis A. Kin. Can

33:23

you imagine your

33:25

– you cannot

33:27

renovate your home because

33:30

the judge, who

33:33

was a contestant on

33:35

Big Brother – Do

33:38

you want Big Brother? – is not allowing you? Do you want him

33:40

on Big Brother or do you want him just talking because we have

33:43

both? Let's see

33:45

him on Big Brother. Let's see the origin story. I

33:47

want to know where

33:49

this guy comes from. Who is this guy?

33:52

Not that I think I'm so great, but

33:55

the show is about people. We are those

33:57

people. It's not about the game show anymore.

34:00

in the show. Yeah. It's what we would

34:02

do to one another, whatever. And so even

34:04

if he's wrong about what the premise fundamentally

34:06

was in the beginning, there is something that

34:08

we do have. It's a two-way street of

34:10

negotiation, I suppose. I

34:13

mean, California really deserves

34:15

this guy. Was he

34:17

elected? No, he was appointed by

34:19

Jerry Brown. He was appointed? Okay. And

34:22

he's the judge here. Does he

34:24

give any rationale for this ruling?

34:26

Other than the fact that he's like, you know

34:29

where broke people really want to live? Beverly

34:31

Hills. They want to buy $80 cheese at the

34:35

cheese shop. And

34:38

then, by the way, the LA Times go up to that because

34:40

the LA Times knows what they're doing. They

34:42

go in Beverly Hills, no kitchen remodels

34:44

or pool grottos as judge orders a

34:47

building moratorium over lack of affordable housing.

34:49

So again, it's like they're, you know,

34:52

everyone's just fixing their pool grotto and,

34:55

you know, hitting homeless people with a stick. Go,

34:58

by the way, and ask who this is helping.

35:00

Go to the people on Fentanyl living on the

35:02

street and ask them if they feel better

35:04

that no one's doing a pool grott.

35:07

It's the most insane thing. Oh,

35:10

here's his logic right here. Here's his logic.

35:12

Read his logic. The judge noted that Beverly

35:14

Hills is counting on medical office buildings and

35:16

car dealerships to convert to housing. So

35:20

like the audio dealership is apparently

35:22

gonna potentially become an apartment. All

35:25

these defunct car dealerships along Wilshire.

35:27

The Audi dealership's gonna become an

35:29

apartment for low-income people in Beverly

35:31

Hills. That's

35:34

the plan. We have

35:36

a hundred and ten thousand people on the

35:39

street. Many of them rising

35:41

in pain because they haven't had their

35:43

fix. Because they're addicted to

35:45

drugs which we just let come in and

35:47

whatever. We buy them, we make them,

35:50

whatever. And the

35:52

response to that, with

35:54

a straight face, is

35:56

to convert the Audi dealership to

35:59

seven. an apartment. And

36:02

if not, and if that doesn't

36:04

happen soon, if that doesn't

36:07

happen now, you cannot fix

36:09

a crack in your deck.

36:12

This is the it's the

36:14

stupidest idea. Can

36:17

you imagine people that are broke going, I live

36:19

in Beverly Hills now, telling

36:21

their friends, I live in

36:24

Beverly Hills. Go, man, you turned it around. Not really.

36:26

I'm in this low income housing thing.

36:28

It kind of sucks. It used to

36:30

be an Audi dealership. They keep

36:32

knocking on our doors and making us pee in a

36:34

cup. Is that what's going to happen? By the way,

36:36

is it going to be like enforced? Is

36:38

that is that the kind of the

36:40

game here? Maybe I'm all for low

36:42

income housing. By the way, I'm over people that

36:45

don't have money being able to

36:47

live places. I'm not saying

36:49

that it's what I'm saying is that I

36:53

don't understand the wisdom of putting them in the

36:55

most expensive city in the one of the most

36:57

expensive cities in the country. Other

37:00

than getting back, it's not like

37:02

there's a tremendous amount

37:04

of resources right there for them

37:07

that can be accessible. What are

37:09

they gonna start to do? What do they want

37:11

to live near plastic surgeons? Is

37:13

that important when you're when you

37:15

don't have a lot of money?

37:17

Is it important that you live

37:19

near plastic surgery? That's a Beverly

37:22

Hills is offering plastic surgeons.

37:25

Is that what people want? Somebody

37:28

said when you force too many sardines into

37:30

a sardine can you end up with something

37:32

inedible. Well, they don't really know how to

37:34

oppose the people in Beverly Hills don't know

37:36

how to oppose this. They really don't know

37:38

how to say like they need to listen

37:40

to what I'm saying. Do you hear what

37:42

I'm saying? Does anyone? How about that? Can anyone

37:44

listen to what I'm I know people, a lot

37:46

of influential people listen to the show. This show

37:48

is not the biggest show, but it

37:51

is a lot of very rich influential people,

37:53

people that are on presidential campaigns. People like

37:55

the show that have a brain in their

37:57

head. That is what it is. Now,

38:01

listen to what I'm...oppose it like

38:03

this. Don't call people

38:05

sardines. I'm giving you the blueprint of how

38:07

we can get this out of there. If

38:10

you listen to me, I'm

38:13

not for...I'm my...I...I go...I'm around that

38:15

outie thing a lot. I'm telling

38:17

you how we get rid of

38:20

this the right way. Who

38:23

said the sardine thing? Who's

38:25

white? Why is white speaking? Said

38:28

white of the Municipal League? Thomas White, Municipal

38:30

League. That's who they send out to oppose

38:32

this? Someone named Thomas White

38:34

of the Municipal League? Literally, this is

38:37

the quote. This

38:39

is the quote. You have too many

38:41

sardines. It turns into a...too many sardines

38:43

in a sardine can. It becomes like...

38:45

Inedible. Uh, inedible. Said

38:48

white. That's what it says

38:50

in the New L.A. Times. Said white. I'm

38:54

telling you people the facts

38:57

and the truth. Low-income

39:00

housing... Here's

39:02

the other thing people are not gonna want to admit. And

39:07

people are gonna get mad at me when I

39:09

say this, and God forbid I tell a lie here.

39:11

Because I'm not telling a lie. Poor

39:14

people really like other poor people. This

39:18

is true. This is actually

39:20

true. They

39:23

get along. They

39:25

get along. They race the cars. You

39:27

see them on YouTube. They

39:29

get along. And

39:32

it's...like, are they gonna like it? I

39:35

don't think they're gonna like it. If

39:38

you took a bunch of Daytona Beach

39:40

white trash and dropped them

39:43

off at the Colony Hotel in Palm

39:45

Beach, they're not gonna like it. Because

39:47

they want burgers and tits out waitresses

39:49

and stuff. So

39:51

there's nothing wrong with that. It's just everybody

39:53

needs to do what they enjoy. I

39:57

don't think low-income people want to live in Beverly Hills.

40:00

I'm, I'm, my

40:02

opposition to this is actually

40:04

for them. Not for me.

40:07

I want them. I want as

40:09

many low income people in Beverly Hills as possible.

40:11

When I'm in Beverly Hills, I

40:13

look around and I go, you know what this place needs? And

40:17

by the way, there's already enough, um,

40:20

scumbags there because it's

40:22

big for tourism. So a lot of

40:24

D bags are already

40:26

there. They're already there. There's

40:28

a cheesecake factor. They are

40:31

ready. Go. They walked

40:33

down Rodeo drive with their fam.

40:35

They're already there. We don't have to

40:37

house them. We don't have to, they

40:39

can't, we don't have to let them sleep in

40:42

the Audi dealership. They got

40:44

to go home. We got

40:46

to give low income Californians

40:48

a reasonable rational

40:51

route to a life. And

40:54

it is not shoving them in a luxury

40:56

car dealership in Beverly Hills. That's not the

40:58

answer so that they can do

41:00

what exactly coffee is $18. What

41:03

can they do there? Get

41:06

a kid lift or Brazilian bud lift

41:08

or get a facelift, get their neck

41:10

cut up. That's all people are doing

41:12

in Beverly Hills is getting their next

41:14

staple together and getting pills from their

41:16

doctor. That's all it is

41:18

to town and people getting pills,

41:20

filling prescriptions. That's what anyone in

41:23

Beverly Hills is doing. Pretending to

41:25

eat a salad and

41:28

filling prescriptions. That's what

41:30

they're doing. And

41:32

now on top of that, we're going to

41:35

have low income people that can afford to

41:37

do neither. They can't afford to enjoy Beverly

41:39

Hills. It gives them a place they can

41:41

enjoy. Like Gilbert,

41:43

Arizona. Enjoy that. There's

41:46

probably a chilies. Chilies.

41:48

I like chilies. It's good.

41:51

You can raise things in the dirt. They go fast.

41:54

Look how fast it goes in the dirt. But

41:57

Beverly Hills really enjoyed. You have to be.

42:00

filling a prescription. Have you ever heard

42:02

the sound of pills in a bottle

42:04

as they get wrapped tightly up in

42:06

a nice little thing and handed to

42:08

you? Your legal drug

42:10

of choice. And you get right

42:12

into your car and you put

42:14

your hands on that heated steering

42:16

wheel and you gobble one of

42:18

those bad boys down with

42:21

a nice siege or an aqua panna

42:23

and then you sit your fucking ass

42:25

in the car and you look both

42:27

ways and you go right out on

42:29

a Beverly Drive with a nice chalky

42:32

pill taste in your throat and then you

42:34

go home and you stare at yourself in

42:36

the mirror and see if your neck stapling

42:38

worked. That's what

42:40

Beverly Hills is. You

42:42

cannot put a bunch of people that are

42:45

not ready for that life. They're not ready

42:47

for that life. They're

42:49

not ready. Poor people are actually very

42:51

lovely in earnest, many of them, and

42:54

they actually are good people.

42:57

It is kind of cruel to

43:00

force them into this den of snakes.

43:05

And this is the track the people gotta

43:07

take. Listen to me. This

43:10

is what you gotta go after and say. Go, we

43:12

are bad and we

43:15

don't want to ruin their lives by

43:17

having them here sleeping

43:19

in our Audi dealership. Just

43:23

cut out and go, we want the hot,

43:25

we want the low-income housing, but

43:28

we want to make it good for

43:31

them. So we got to take

43:33

some time. We don't want to rush yet. We

43:35

don't want to. Who's the mayor of Beverly Hills?

43:38

I believe it's a woman. Who is it? Lily

43:44

Boss. Get her up.

43:46

Let me see this lady. Can

43:50

I get a meeting with this woman? Of course. Can

43:52

I sit down with this woman? Look

43:55

at her where she's holding the microphone.

44:00

That's right. Okay, she's had some,

44:02

she's had a couple of things done, hasn't she? And they look

44:04

good. Get her in the green outfit. Get her when she's in

44:06

the green outfit. The

44:09

woman, this is the mayor of Beverly

44:11

Hills. She's dressed like money. She's

44:13

dressed like a, she looks like a hundred dollar

44:15

bill. She's dressed...

44:19

Lily, baby. Lily, Lily, Lily, Lily,

44:22

Lily, Lily, Lily, Lily, boss. Boss,

44:24

Lily the boss, Lily boss, Lily

44:26

boss, Lily boss. Lily,

44:29

my Lily, my Lily, my Lily, Lily, my Lily lady, my

44:31

Lily lady, my Lily lady, my Lily lady, my Lily lady.

44:33

You got to go out there and you got to say,

44:35

of course we want to

44:37

enrich our community with spums.

44:42

But we have to do it the right way. This is what

44:44

you should do. Get out, grab the mic and go, listen

44:47

to me. I'm Lily, Lily

44:49

boss, the mayor of

44:52

Beverly Hills. Every

44:54

night I look at my husband,

44:58

and tell him to get off his phone. And

45:01

I tell him when I look deeply

45:04

into his eyes, I say, husband, Farhad,

45:07

whatever his name is, I

45:09

say, listen to me.

45:11

I want more low-income

45:13

residents in Beverly Hills,

45:16

but it has to be done perfectly.

45:20

And every night we discuss it, because he's

45:23

a property developer. And

45:25

every night we discuss how

45:27

to do it, how we can do it

45:30

properly. For example,

45:32

here's a thought. Here's a thought. Look

45:34

at what Hamas has done

45:37

with tunnels. 450

45:41

miles of tunnels, I think the New York Times said. Are

45:45

you telling me we cannot build low-income

45:48

housing in tunnels under

45:51

Beverly Hills like Hamas did? Can

45:54

we not do that? Some

45:56

people that are friends with Hamas live in Beverly Hills

45:58

in very big homes. Can

46:01

we ask those people how

46:03

it's done? Is it impossible

46:05

that we can't build underground

46:08

tunnels for low-income people that

46:10

also have skylights where they can see? Is

46:14

that a bad idea? No. No,

46:16

it's not. It's one

46:18

of my many good ideas. And that's what Lilly should say. Lilly

46:23

should say that in tragedy there is

46:25

opportunity. In

46:27

researching the Hamas terror network, after

46:30

the tragic events of October 7th, me

46:32

and my husband were stunned at the

46:35

intricacy of the tunnel

46:37

system. We believe that

46:39

we can accomplish something like

46:42

that in Beverly Hills, a

46:44

fully functioning subterranean city for

46:47

low-income residents that

46:49

has all the things that they need. Check

46:52

cashing places. Places where

46:54

they fry food. Tattoos

46:58

that you can go get with your children. All

47:02

in a tunnel network, an intricate

47:04

tunnel network dug

47:07

underneath Beverly Hills. It's

47:10

not a bad idea. Not

47:12

a bad idea. People

47:15

are all up there into this Timahoothe

47:18

Shalame. They say he's a Hoothe fighter.

47:20

He's hot. They say he looks like

47:23

Shalame. Fighter with terrorists on hijacked ship banned

47:25

from TikTok after going viral as Hot Hoothe

47:27

Pirate. Let

47:29

him be hot on TikTok. He's gonna die. We're

47:32

gonna kill him. Nobody's gonna—you're not

47:34

gonna win against America. Stop.

47:37

Stop. A Hoothe, the Yemeni pirates, are gonna

47:39

win? Let him be

47:41

hot for the last few minutes of

47:43

his life. Let

47:47

him be attractive. He is very attractive.

47:50

I'm sure he's all death to America. That's not turning any

47:53

of us off, by the way. People

47:55

are gonna flick their beanie and jerk their cocks

47:57

to you all night. You can

47:59

fuck— Say death to America all you want

48:01

it doesn't matter We are

48:03

still gonna fucking whack it to the idea of

48:06

you fucking us on that boat Now

48:09

does he say anything does he talk? I think

48:12

he might but this is a video is it

48:14

death to America No

48:25

I'll break it by the way this is

48:27

the way you turn You

48:30

turn these Yemeni fighters into gay

48:33

sex symbols That's

48:35

how you win the war Because

48:38

they become too embarrassed to fight of course. There's

48:40

only one good-looking many of them

48:43

are probably a mess yeah Let's see

48:45

let's see the rest of the video By

48:55

the way, it's like I'm not

48:57

trying to be Critical here,

48:59

but like is this

49:02

what terrorism is now? Because

49:05

like when I grew up terrorism was actually

49:07

like killing people like this is

49:09

just your I'm you're hot on a boat

49:13

Is that what terrorism is? I you're just gonna be hot on

49:15

a boat aren't like what's what?

49:18

We're supposed to cringe when we see what

49:20

you're doing We're not supposed to start masturbating

49:22

when we watched a terrorist video when I

49:24

was growing up Jesus fuck

49:26

oh my god Daniel Pearl any

49:28

of that stuff this

49:31

video only makes me want to

49:33

jerk my cock That's not good

49:35

terrorism Terrorism

49:37

is supposed to not make you want to flick

49:40

your beam. It's supposed to make you

49:42

very Disgusted and scared

49:44

and terrible. I am the opposite

49:46

of scared When I

49:48

see this if this is what we're

49:50

up against Twinks in the ocean that's

49:53

where I begin these people are

49:56

so dead. They're so dead We'll

49:59

just I'm on them with fucking fat

50:01

people. One person that

50:03

lives in Cleveland could take out that whole

50:05

boat and crush this,

50:09

let's see the rest of this. Does he say anything? Does he

50:11

do anything? I think he's just like a thirst for it. Not

50:13

even a death to America. He's doing a search. Trapped he's

50:15

about to die. Well,

50:25

nothing's like it used to be. I'm

50:27

getting to that age now where I look

50:29

at the world and I long for when

50:32

things made sense. She

50:34

hottied debt. Terrorism

50:39

used to be about cutting people's

50:42

heads off or lighting them on

50:44

fire, not just sitting

50:46

there and being hot on

50:48

TikTok in a boat. There's

50:54

no values anymore. No one has any

50:56

values. We used

50:58

to respect our terrorists. Yes,

51:01

we created them and funded them, but who cares?

51:04

They were important to the whole narrative. We

51:09

respected them, because they

51:11

kept doing increasingly crazier shit. The

51:15

bombings, the beheadings, the burnings.

51:18

Now they're hot. This

51:21

isn't going to work. We're falling in love

51:23

with them, but maybe that is

51:25

their new plan, to just

51:27

be hot, just be hot

51:29

and sexy. Maybe they've gotten

51:31

as lazy as we are. We're the

51:33

lazy ones. You guys are out working.

51:36

That's why we give you all this money. Our

51:39

enemies have to work. That's the

51:42

rules. We give you the money and

51:44

the weapons. You go do heinous shit, and then we go kill

51:46

all of you. And

51:48

then when that runs out, we give

51:50

more of you money and everybody back to one.

51:56

Lights, camera, action, rolling. Gilbert

51:58

Goons, day by day. You're right in

52:00

the chair. Right

52:02

in the chair. Sound and I'm, hello,

52:06

hi. Cut. Hi.

52:09

How are you? Put the iguana

52:11

on the left of him. I

52:14

want, yeah I understand, because

52:17

I have a cactus on the right, I want an iguana

52:19

on the left. Are iguanas not in

52:21

Arizona? They're not. It's

52:24

more of a Miami thing. Is there

52:26

a, well what if the lizard was a beard? When

52:29

the beard goes out like the dragon, can we

52:31

do that? Because let's end on that,

52:33

because we have, we do a close-up of the kids,

52:36

and then we end on the, because the beard takes

52:38

you, you know what I mean? It takes you really

52:40

into it, for we're trying to go into the heart

52:42

of it. Me, I own the, I'm

52:44

the whole story, this whole thing. That's what I do. Okay.

52:48

No, no, no, I respect everyone. We all have jobs.

52:50

I got it. We all have jobs. We

52:52

all have jobs. That's great. Sarah

52:57

Snook as the mom from Succession. How

52:59

about that? Sarah fucking

53:01

Snook. We attach her, Siobhan Roy,

53:03

one of the greats. Sarah

53:06

Snook, we attach as the mom,

53:09

as the mom of one of the

53:11

goons. She

53:13

could do an American accent. She's a

53:15

fucking killer. Snook is on

53:17

board. Look at her. This

53:20

is the mom of the goon. Sarah

53:22

Snook. For

53:26

the one of the goons, we

53:28

got to do like a, who's

53:33

a double dink type? Fuck.

53:39

Something from Euphoria? Do the, no, they're all 40.

53:42

Do the kid from the Mick,

53:44

that Thomas Bar-Bar-Bar, the Mick kid.

53:47

Yeah, that guy, but he's older now. Go

53:50

to that, go to, down, down, down, down, down, down. Gilbert

53:53

Goon. Yes. Gilbert Goon.

53:55

Nick Nick and Bix. Gilbert Goon.

53:58

That's the week cast him. He's. in.

54:00

Go down, go down, there's more. Go to

54:03

the one with the hat right

54:05

there. There it is. I'm

54:07

telling you, I

54:09

will have a show here that

54:12

will be amazing,

54:14

amazing, amazing. Tim

54:17

Dillon Comedy dot com. Where can you find me? Tim

54:19

Dillon Comedy dot com. Where can you see me? San

54:22

Antonio this weekend, next

54:25

weekend, whatever weekend. San Antonio, Dallas,

54:27

Atlanta, St. Louis, Indianapolis, West Nyack

54:29

just announced. Levity Live, great club.

54:31

Trying to get some fun clips.

54:34

Boston, three shows of the Wilbur almost sold

54:36

out, probably adding a fourth. Foxwoods,

54:39

Chicago, we're going back to the improv. You

54:41

know why? Because it's a lot of the

54:43

same material from Chicago theater. I just love

54:45

Chicago and it's an hour outside. It's

54:47

Schaumburg, it's kind of a different market. We're just going to be having a

54:50

lot of fun those shows. Chicago is one

54:52

of my favorite places to do comedy.

54:55

Dania Beach, Florida at the Dania Beach Improv,

54:57

which I believe is around Fort Lauderdale. I'll

54:59

be staying in Palm Beach. Temecula,

55:03

India, Phoenix, Atlantic

55:06

City, New Jersey. Tim

55:08

Dillon Comedy dot com. I will tell

55:10

you this folks, again, I had just

55:12

visited Palm Beach. It is my home spiritually.

55:17

Sadly, not physically. I don't have the funds,

55:19

but it is

55:21

my spiritual home. I've

55:24

never felt more

55:26

at peace than I do there. When

55:33

you observe me there, do you feel

55:35

I'm at peace? Yeah, it's like your

55:37

natural habitat. I've never

55:40

been in a place where

55:42

it just clicks. It

55:44

works. It

55:47

just fits. That's

55:52

the thing. It's just something nice about

55:54

it. Something nice about it. You

56:00

won't hear that. You won't hear Palm

56:03

Beach judge says no renovations until affordable,

56:05

you know? There's

56:07

no judge in Palm Beach that was on

56:09

Big Brother. Ugh. So

56:12

many people stop me in the street and

56:15

they say, um, do

56:19

you know how I can

56:21

help myself from the government?

56:25

And I go, well... And

56:29

they go, not just the government spying,

56:31

but private companies harvesting

56:34

my data online, selling it,

56:37

and then using it to market me things. I

56:41

go, I gotta be honest with you. This

56:44

is a pretty common problem. They go, really?

56:46

I go, yeah. I

56:48

go, have you heard of ExpressVPN? And

56:51

they said, no. I

56:53

said, listen, when you go online without

56:56

a VPN, internet service providers

56:58

can see every single website you visit.

57:01

They can legally sell this information without

57:03

your consent to ad companies

57:05

and tech giants who use

57:08

your data to target you. And they

57:10

go, that's what I'm fucking saying. I

57:14

said, you can go to all the

57:16

Netflixes in all the world, Korean Netflix,

57:18

you're in. Because

57:21

your VPN disguises where you are, scrambles

57:23

your IP address. There

57:25

are things on UK Netflix you want to watch, but

57:27

you can't. Now you can. This

57:30

is when they start losing their minds. It's

57:33

easy to use. Fire

57:35

up the app and click one button. It

57:38

works on all your devices, phones, laptops,

57:41

even routers, so everyone who shares your

57:43

Wi-Fi can be protected. I

57:46

love it. I use it. And everyone I've

57:48

ever met uses it. And

57:50

everyone I've ever met who hasn't

57:53

used it, sadly, is no longer

57:55

with us. expressvpn.com/Tim

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Dillon today. That's E

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X P R E

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S S vpn.com slash

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Tim J. Dillon. And you can get an extra three

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months free expressvpn.com/Tim Dillon, but

58:11

to my brothers and sisters in

58:13

Beverly Hills, stay strong, stay

58:18

strong. It's

58:21

a knife fight out there as, as has

58:23

been said to me about other places. Um,

58:26

and I hope everybody gets the, I

58:28

hope everything works out for everybody I

58:32

want. I want, and

58:34

it feels like it won't happen, but

58:36

my birthday's coming up and I want Israel

58:38

and Palestine for my birthday to just

58:41

do a, just chill, do

58:44

a big concert, get jelly roll and

58:47

have fun. Have a little fun. God

58:49

damn it. Come

58:54

see me on the road. Good night.