Okay, so this is a weird episode, and thats saying something because I didn't even think it was that weird when I went back and had an almost fourway with my dad and two Nazi women on the Hindenburg. My dad was feeling super guilty about aband

Ch 29: That Time My Dad and I Almost Got Sacrificed by the Aztecs

11 days ago 21m 6s

Some might see my getting captured by the Aztecs as some sort of Karmic retribution for having a sorta fourway with my dad and two Nazis on the Hindenburg, but it was honestly just a bit of bad luck getting taken by the natives. I'll tell you

Ch 28: That Time Me and My Dad Nearly Exploded on the Hindenburg

18 days ago 27m 13s

Now that I had successfully shown my dad all my great adventures, it was time for us to have a grand adventure of our own! It was a pretty obvious choice for us to visit the Hindenburg and see it explode, but I had no idea we would actually go

Ch 27: That Time I Showed My Dad All My Best Adventures

25 days ago 29m 44s

Now that I had a daddy, I wanted to show him all of my time traveling adventures, especially that threesome I had with those two lonely housewives in 1944. Because when you meet your long lost father, the first thing you want him to see, is yo

Ch 26: That Time I Met Him Part 2

Jun 14th, 2024 20m 28s

Yes, it's true, the man who left me my time traveling watch was my dad [DUN DUN DUNNNN]. Now for those of you who aren't listening week to week and accidentally saw this synopsis before you watched the previous episode, I bet you're feeling pr

Ch 25: That Time I Met Him

Jun 7th, 2024 9m 51s

After future me got touched by Jesus in a totally appropriate way, he decided he was ready to move on with his life and start a family, which was totally great for him, but kinda sucked for me because I lost my best friend. Losing myself made

Ch 24: That Time I Met Jesus

May 31st, 2024 29m 41s

Yes, it's true, I had wild sex with a Native American who was most definitely not super old, and it was awesome! All in all, my trip to Plymouth Plantation was a success, seeing as how I got a free meal and had some wild sex. But after the de

Ch 23: That Time I Went to the First Thanksgiving and Had Sex with an Indian

May 24th, 2024 23m 54s

Finally, Alvie was brought to justice! Now, I know abandoning someone back in Ancient Pompeii before a volcano wipes out the entire town might sound cruel, but you gotta remember, this guy abandoned me on the Titanic...AND, his name's Alvie!

Ch 22: That Time I Went Back to Plymouth Plantation to Paint Alvie's Face

May 17th, 2024 30m 41s

It was time. Time for us to go back to the very first Thanksgiving and get my watch back from Alvie. Yes I know, it meant I had to go back to colonial America AGAIN, but despite the time period sucking, I was looking forward to a great meal a

Ch 21: That Time I Met My Future Self

May 10th, 2024 19m 20s

OMG, my future self who was 10 years older came back and rescued me from a miserable life being trapped in the past. And, if I may say, I was looking quite hot in my middle age. Me and myself wanted to do nothing more than bring Alvie to just

Ch 20: Okay let's get this restarted

May 3rd, 2024 41m 19s

Well, I was screwed. Not only was I stuck on the Titanic as it hit an iceberg, but I was also feeling super emasculated being held down by the two Alvies and getting my time traveling watch stolen from me. But all was not lost. I could still

Ch 19: That Time I was on the Maiden Voyage of the Titanic

Apr 26th, 2024 39m 27s

Yes it's true, I had a threesome in 1944 Los Angeles, and it was as amazing as it sounds. It was so great that I had an immediate urge to share my story, and so I decided to meet up with my time traveling buddy and tell him all about it which

Ch 18: That Time I Went Back to the 1940s to Court Lonely Wives

Apr 19th, 2024 27m 21s

Now that I was an enlightened individual, I felt like I didn't need to do any more work on myself and should instead indulge in my sexual desires. So I brainstormed what would be the easiest time period to get laid, and that's when I realized

Ch 17: That Time I Discovered Isaac Newton Discovering Gravity

Apr 12th, 2024 25m 25s

After taking LSD and tripping through time, I felt like I needed some more clarity in life, and so of course, I decide to go back to The Age of Enlightenment. After looking up when and what that actually was, I wind up back in London in 1687 w

Ch 16: That Time I Took Acid at Woodstock and Wound up Tripping Through Time

Apr 5th, 2024 17m 29s

Still reeling from my breakup with the babysitter, I decided I needed to have some me time so I travel to Woodstock because, you know, that's the best place to have me time. While there, I wind up taking some acid and having the craziest trip

Ch 15: That Time I Freed the African Americans

Mar 29th, 2024 21m 50s

After freeing the Jews in Egypt, I was feeling exhausted, but the babysitter now wanted to free the African Americans by starting The Civil War, and because I wanted to make her happy, I agreed. While back in 1860 South Carolina, the babysitte

Ch 14: That Time I Freed the Jews

Mar 22nd, 2024 36m 41s

Truth be told, I didn't want to go back to Ancient Egypt because I'm not a fan of getting sand stuck in my shoes, but the babysitter wanted to go there, and I wanted to continue to have sex with her, so we went back to Egypt. The babysitter and

Ch 13: That Time I Made Love to my Babysitter in The Wild West

Mar 15th, 2024 35m 20s

I had survived my first trip with the babysitter, as well as Shakespeare's gnarly poop. Our relationship was progressing and so we decided to go somewhere sexier than Elizabethan Era...and so of course we went to The Wild West. A lot of interes

Ch 12: That Time I Went Back in Time with My Babysitter

Mar 8th, 2024 14m 57s

So the babysitter asks me to prove I'm a time traveler, and so I do what any guy would do in that situation...I take her back to Elizabethan Era England...whenever that was. After I Googled when it was, I took my babysitter on the adventure of

Ch 11: That Time I Went Back to 2010 to Date My Babysitter

Mar 1st, 2024 16m 53s

Being a hero is exhausting, and so I decided I deserved to take a little break from fixing my buddy's mistakes and do something for me. So I went back to 2010 to try to woo my old babysitter...and when I say my old babysitter, I don't mean my

Ch 10: That Time I Ended Prohibition in America

Feb 23rd, 2024 15m 3s

I was feeling pretty good after figuring out how to convince Napoleon to march his army into Russia in the dead of winter, and even though it resulted in a whole bunch of people dying, they were all French, so...you know. I felt like I still ha

Ch 9: That Time I Saved the World from Napoleon

Feb 16th, 2024 15m 43s

I now had a mission. I would help my time traveler buddy by fixing the mistakes he made throughout time. The first place I decided to go was back to Napoleon times to stop Napoleon from taking over the world. But I had a big task ahead of me. S

Ch 8: That Time I Met Another Time Traveler

Feb 9th, 2024 10m 45s

I was shocked, absolutely shocked. I had discovered another time traveler, but he disappeared before I could say anything to him. I had to figure out where another time traveler would visit, and that's when I realize that any sane person with a

Ch 7: That Time I Helped Michelangelo Paint the Sistine Chapel

Feb 2nd, 2024 15m 47s

After impregnating a cavewoman, I felt the need to add some culture in my life by visiting The Renaissance. While in Rome, I meet three quarters of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Raphael, Michelangelo and Leonardo da Vinci. But meeting the f

Ch 6: That Time I Impregnated a Cavewoman

Jan 26th, 2024 14m 43s

I was sexually frustrated to say the least. I mean, I had been in a sex drought for way too long, and my failure in Athens was the final straw, and that's when I got a brilliant idea. I would go back in time and make love with a cavewoman. So I