0:00

With the $5 With the $5 meal deal at

0:02

McDonald's, you pick a McDouble or a

0:04

McChicken, then get a small fry, a

0:07

small drink, and a four-piece McNuggets. That's

0:09

a lot of McDonald's for not a lot

0:11

of money. Price and participation may vary for

0:13

a limited time only. I'm just

0:17

door dashing something for us right

0:19

now, a little surprise I got for you. Yeah. A

0:22

little energy. It's not a surprise actually because I

0:24

need your order. Oh.

0:28

Okay, here I put in mine. There you

0:30

go. Let's

0:58

live the flying saucer may soon be followed.

1:07

Goodbye. I'm

1:15

getting a spot. Why

1:17

did I get my order taken? Look

1:21

at all these fucking chickens. You

1:24

hear this whole, no, little brown

1:26

dick in your mouth. No! No!

1:29

No! Please

1:31

look at all the signs. Flash

1:34

into her seatbelt and get

1:36

ready for debate. So

1:42

you were saying that Apple's new

1:44

show with Jake Gyllenhaal?

1:47

Yeah. It's too

1:49

perfect once again, but it's good. Yeah,

1:52

I'm having fun listening to it. Listening

1:55

to it? Yeah, that's how I watch

1:58

the show because it's so brazenly. I've

2:00

said it before they're like podcasts. So it's so

2:03

the plot is so Smashed

2:05

in your face that I can actually do other

2:08

things. Yeah. Yeah, so I play games. Yeah Yeah,

2:10

but I actually know everything that's happening in this

2:12

year. Yeah, cuz like

2:14

I was saying Ovi Can you look

2:16

up the character list? I Want

2:19

to make sure I get her name right because it's

2:21

a remake of a Harrison Ford movie Yeah,

2:24

that one right there the presumed innocent. Yeah

2:26

presumed in right below. Yep Yeah,

2:30

okay. Oh, who's the second one in line there?

2:33

Carrows sent Rick. What is it?

2:36

Know what's the character's name? Carolyn

2:46

If you just type in presumed innocent, oh you just

2:48

hit cast now you got you

2:50

got it right there Carolyn

2:56

It never it never gets

2:58

easier watching Oh Nothing

3:02

against lemus polemus nothing against

3:04

Ovi working the computer But no,

3:07

no, he is watching a screen that you're

3:09

not controlling. Yeah, like just it's right It's

3:11

like watching compare watching your parents like use

3:13

your computer growing up and you're like just

3:15

click the fucking thing right there I think

3:17

we need to start having computer class So

3:23

you are saying it's her fault I'm saying it's a lot

3:25

of people I mean, you know, I had

3:27

to put Alex My guy had to put

3:29

in through computer class I'll

3:31

be yelling at his which is what what's

3:33

computer class? Um, not putting spaces and dashes

3:35

in a file name. Oh Yeah,

3:38

that's bad not putting periods in a file name.

3:41

That's not that bad periods

3:44

dude period Isn't

3:48

that what isn't that what like

3:50

torrent files used to be it was like

3:52

x264 dot whatever dot whatever dot Like

3:56

the torrentors name dot I mean if you're for

3:58

an image just like oh You're saying because the

4:00

file extension is .avi or .whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

4:02

okay, you're right. You're right. I'm

4:05

stupid. Yeah. Yeah. I

4:07

was not doing that. It's been too long since I did

4:10

anything with, you know, code or computers. I'm like

4:12

losing it big time. Like the fact that I

4:15

just said that. Yeah. Dude,

4:17

fucking, sorry to go completely off topic right

4:20

now, but I saw George from

4:22

full screen yesterday. I remember.

4:25

Yeah. Yeah. And

4:27

he was like, we, you know, we were in

4:29

a coffee shop, caught up

4:31

briefly for a second. He's like, Oh yeah. Just, you know,

4:33

since I sold full screen, I retired and now I just

4:36

invest in tech companies. And I was like, Oh cool. He's

4:40

like, you still programming? I was like, no,

4:42

no. Wow. You

4:45

should have said, yeah. I know. I showed up.

4:47

Yeah. Actually I'm working on

4:49

this massive botnet. Yeah. Don't tell anyone. Yeah.

4:53

I have a little plan to take over the

4:55

world. Yeah. But

4:58

yeah, this, uh, this presumed innocent,

5:01

the, so

5:03

it's like the fourth scene in the

5:05

opening sequence. Jake is,

5:07

you know, as his name

5:09

is rusty, rusty sack, rusty

5:12

sack. Yeah. What

5:14

is it? Savage. It might as

5:16

well be rusty sack. Okay. Crazy.

5:19

Rusty sack. It's he's playing

5:22

ball with his family and then he gets

5:24

a phone call and then he steps into

5:27

the house and he tells his wife,

5:31

Carolyn Palimas was just murdered.

5:35

Who's that hun? My

5:37

legal partner. She

5:40

was just murdered. And then

5:42

he goes to where she was murdered. Okay. And,

5:45

uh, as he's walking up, um,

5:48

Raymond Hogan, this guy,

5:51

Bill Camp, I love him as an actor, but

5:53

they gave him the shittiest line ever. Jake

5:57

is walking into the building and then Raymond

5:59

here goes. You're

6:01

not gonna like what you see in there or something to

6:03

that degree and you're like, oh my god. So

6:06

yeah, I've been listening to the show and

6:09

I watch periodically. Dead body in there. Basically,

6:11

yeah. Disgusting. Yeah. But

6:14

still, it's, you know, it's, it's. So

6:16

do you think they do it like that so

6:18

that people can watch in their cars and not actually watch

6:20

the visual? Yeah, I think this is

6:22

Apple just trying to get people on. I think that's where we're

6:24

heading. The podcast app. I think is where we're heading. I've

6:27

watched plenty of YouTube production,

6:30

music production videos where

6:33

it's like the visual component is part of it and

6:35

I'll just listen to it in my car. Yeah. Like

6:38

an audio book. I don't think you really need the

6:40

visual component in a lot of things. Yeah,

6:43

like a movie. If I could just have the

6:45

music and the dialogue. I think, I mean, maybe

6:47

it's just a me thing, you know? Yeah. It

6:49

is kind of a me thing to listen to a movie in

6:52

my car. Yeah, I think if I just had

6:54

the raw, not

6:56

raw, but if I just had the mastered

6:59

final audio of Dune, I think I

7:01

could put together that film mentally.

7:03

Yeah, me too. I

7:06

could just imagine what was happening. Yeah, yeah. They're

7:08

in the desert right now. Yeah. You

7:10

know? I was probably at war going on or something. That'd be of

7:12

some degree. That'd be a problem for horny people. Yeah.

7:16

Trying to listen to movies like, I bet they're fucking, it's

7:18

like the least horny movie ever though. I know, but

7:20

I'm saying, are people with a

7:22

lack of imagination like me? Yeah. If

7:24

I'm just listening to the Dune soundtrack and I'm like,

7:28

I bet they're all fucking each other right

7:30

now. I'm just

7:34

trying to like, but they're having

7:36

a massive orgy. It's just like, it's

7:39

just some crazy, like

7:41

epic score, just on-sip. You're

7:43

like, I bet they're fucking right now. Oh,

7:47

I bet there's emotion right now. So good, dude. Damn,

7:50

I think I hear some, yeah. Oh

7:53

yeah, I hear some fucking in the background for sure.

7:57

Oh, they're sucking each other right off right now. I can hear

7:59

it. Oh,

14:00

good. Yeah. Yeah. I

14:03

was watching some hacker dude, like

14:05

DDoS his TV. He

14:09

built like a Raspberry

14:12

Pi and tapped into

14:14

the... to basically

14:16

force the TV to stop communicating

14:18

to some server. I forget what

14:20

it was. Oh, really? Yeah. So

14:23

he actually saw network traffic going on? Yeah, yeah. He

14:25

said he noticed it communicating some

14:27

packets. I mean, you can't really

14:29

be mad about that. It's like everything in your house does

14:31

that shit now. Your phone's doing it. The

14:34

Alexa, the speaker, what do you know? But

14:36

I forget. Now I'm trying to remember

14:38

if he was just like

14:40

smashing it so that it just

14:43

stopped for fun or

14:45

if he like figured out a way to make it

14:47

stop. I forget. It was very complex

14:49

and he was like, I can't tell you how to do

14:51

this. He also

14:53

could have just been collect baiting,

14:56

like click my nose. Your

14:58

TV is listening to you. Yeah. So

15:00

it could be totally made up and didn't do that at

15:02

all. But yeah, you're

15:05

right. I think Siri

15:07

talking to us while we're

15:09

watching films is... Yeah. It's

15:12

right. They'll call it movie companion. Yeah,

15:14

yeah. And it just nags you to stay off your

15:16

phone. Yeah. God, shut up Siri. I

15:19

love the new Siri feature where I end up

15:21

looking at my phone and then it puts the

15:23

movie in my Twitter. My ex.

15:26

Excuse me. God, man. That's...

15:30

Yeah. I'm

15:32

on there like too much. What?

15:34

On ex. You are? Yeah.

15:38

No. It's just... I

15:40

don't know. It's fucking... It is just pure

15:42

entertainment now. I feel like it used to be a lot

15:45

of like rage bait and

15:47

it's just becoming less that. It's becoming more just

15:50

like memes. And do you remember like the era

15:52

of Twitter where it was just like

15:55

weird Twitter or whatever? Where it was just like

15:57

funny accounts tweeting absurd random funny shit? Yeah. Kind

15:59

of feels like it's becoming that again a little

16:01

bit. Yeah. But I don't know. It's

16:04

also just brain rot at the same time. Oh,

16:07

is our door dash here? Our DD's here? Here it

16:09

is. Wow.

16:13

Ovi does not work for DoorDash. Yeah, yeah.

16:16

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. I

16:19

figured we needed a little bit of energy. Yeah, a

16:22

little sea cake. You were talking about this last week.

16:24

Yeah. So I haven't

16:26

eaten for three days in preparation for this. Yeah,

16:30

we got some items off the Skinnylicious menu. Big

16:33

thanks to DoorDash, though. What did we get? What

16:35

did you get? I got chicken blasters here.

16:37

No, these are the, the,

16:40

what are these again? The cheesecake,

16:42

or the fucking, cheesecake,

16:45

deep fried cheesecake rolls? Yeah. Wait,

16:47

it says it on the thing. Oh yeah,

16:50

avocado egg rolls. These are fire. This

16:52

is the carbonara. Got

16:55

some nachos in there. How's that taste? That

16:58

one bite tastes like it was about 500 calories. Delicious,

17:03

dude, this place is the best.

17:06

I love how quickly DoorDash got it here. And

17:09

look what I double dashed. Oh, look

17:11

at that. From CVS, a

17:13

glucose monitor. So to see

17:15

how we do after we. After this.

17:19

This piece of cheesecake. How

17:21

heavy that is. Wait, is that the one there?

17:23

Yeah, right? Damn, you got me with that.

17:27

Is that the one that was highest calorie? I

17:30

don't think so. I think that one's second. The

17:32

other one is more. Oh, this one's red, like

17:35

the DoorDash logo. Which logo? This one's red, like

17:37

the DoorDash logo. Which logo? The DoorDash one. Oh,

17:39

right. It's on the bag. What

17:41

does that logo look like? That's red with a white

17:43

D. For DoorDash? Yeah. Oh, it stands for DoorDash. Yeah.

17:46

Yeah, yeah, the D. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

17:48

Makes sense. The red velvet's 1580. This

17:53

looks like ranch. 1550 for

17:56

this more one. Wow, that's insane. 1500

17:58

calories. You could eat this. Either

22:00

they're letting them get fucked up, but

22:02

the casting, really,

22:05

these are the, with

22:07

love and respect. Like

22:15

moment of silence. Just let it

22:17

breathe, let it breathe for a second, let it breathe, let it

22:19

breathe. The, okay,

22:23

some of these people are, I

22:28

think the immediate description would be

22:30

dumb. But

22:32

I don't think they're dumb as much as, I think

22:34

a lot of them are

22:36

attractive or the most attractive in their own

22:38

lives, so they're used to getting what they

22:40

want. I think

22:42

that life experience has caused them to be

22:45

almost like they're slightly like

22:49

Asperger's. Like none of

22:51

them have a filter. So they

22:53

just vocalize everything they're feeling and then

22:55

some of them just twist and lie

22:57

and take no accountability. And

23:01

then they get emotional. So just

23:03

the combination of the stupidity

23:05

is so funny. Okay. And

23:08

by that I mean like it creates

23:10

very dumb arguments, very dumb

23:13

back and forths that I

23:15

think most people would not entertain. And

23:17

it's because everyone's, they're all like, well

23:20

I'm right because I'm always right, because I'm attractive and

23:22

people always like kind of give me what I want.

23:25

But when you have two people that think that way, they're

23:27

never gonna see eye to eye. That's

23:30

okay, that sounds

23:32

intriguing. Yeah. Hey guys,

23:35

we wanna take another quick break to thank

23:37

another sponsor of today's episode, which is Rocket

23:39

Money. Now how closely do you track your

23:41

bank statements and credit card history? Are

23:44

you combing through every single charge on a

23:46

regular basis or just assume everything is fine

23:48

until you notice something kind of weird? The

23:51

truth is I probably don't pay attention as close

23:53

as I should and that's not an out of

23:55

touch thing. It's, well it kind of is, but.

23:58

It's also sometimes we get wrapped up in life

24:00

We don't check our accounts. And there's shit that

24:02

we forgot on that's charging us every month. We

24:04

either get lazy or whatever. We're all guilty of

24:06

it, okay? But if you're using Rocket Money, you

24:08

don't have to worry about it. Why don't you

24:10

explain a little bit more? Rocket

24:13

Money is a personal finance app that finds

24:15

and cancels your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending,

24:17

and helps you lower your bills so you

24:19

can grow your savings. With Rocket Money, you

24:22

have full control over your subscriptions and a

24:24

clear view of your expenses. You can see

24:26

all of your subscriptions in one place. And

24:28

if you see something you don't want, Rocket

24:30

Money can help you cancel it with just

24:32

a few taps. I love how the dashboard

24:35

shows me this month's spending compared to last

24:37

month so I can clearly see my spending

24:39

habits. Plus, they'll help me create a custom

24:41

budget and keep my spending on track. Rocket

24:44

Money will even try to negotiate lower bills for you by

24:46

up to 20%. All you

24:48

have to do is submit a picture of your

24:50

bill and Rocket Money takes care of the rest.

24:52

They'll deal with the customer service for you. Rocket

24:54

Money has over five million users and has saved

24:56

a total of $500 million in

24:59

canceled subscriptions, saving members up to $740

25:01

a year when

25:04

using all of the app's features. Stop

25:06

wasting your money on things you don't

25:08

use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going

25:10

to rocketmoney.com/tmg. That is

25:13

rocketmoney.com/tmg. And in case you

25:15

missed it, rocketmoney.com/tmg.

25:19

And so this guy robbed the

25:23

baby face. Is that a clip?

25:26

He. Look at that, yeah. Rain

25:29

cell and then it just like burnt out and like

25:31

it's just like, it's like, I don't even

25:33

know like what the f**k happened and that

25:35

makes me so sad. Like you don't understand.

25:38

This girl, I think

25:40

she could kill someone and convince herself

25:42

that it was, it was, she was,

25:45

she was in the right. Yeah, it was better

25:47

for everyone if she murdered that person. There

25:50

are really hilarious moments where she's being

25:52

very seemingly nice and genuine

25:54

to someone. There's like one specific moment

25:57

where the dude she's coupled up with

25:59

is like. Based on

26:01

the game we just played, it feels like you

26:03

might not be happy. And if you aren't, just

26:05

tell me. That's fine with me. In

26:08

your couple? Yeah. Okay. She goes, no,

26:11

no, we're totally on the same page. I

26:13

think it's going well, this and that. And then it cuts to

26:15

her and her talking head. She goes, talking with

26:18

Connor made me realize I'm a really bad

26:20

person. Because

26:22

she's lying. She doesn't like him. And

26:25

so they have moments like that. That's a Canadian

26:27

lie right there. Yeah, yeah. Just trying to be

26:29

nice in the moment. Yeah. So

26:31

maybe she's Canadian, that's all it is. But

26:34

yeah, there's just really, really funny moments.

26:36

And they really fucked over the guy,

26:39

Rob. Because he

26:42

had a connection. And then they voted

26:45

that girl out. Because the one

26:47

where they split up. Oh, gotcha. So spoiler.

26:50

That's his girl? That

26:52

used to be his girl. Okay, okay. And then

26:55

his new girl that he really liked got voted

26:57

out. Bummer. And people

26:59

are feeling like. And

27:02

she is so funny. She

27:04

is almost like a, I

27:08

think you should leave sketch. Where

27:11

immediately after the girl gets voted out,

27:13

the deep connection, she goes, everyone

27:16

thinks I had this master plan

27:18

to vote her out. And it's

27:20

like, I kind of took

27:22

a step back in that vote. Who

27:25

asked? Okay. Like

27:29

she's just volunteering this very specific statement.

27:31

No one has ever talked about a

27:33

master plan or having a master plan?

27:35

Yeah, yeah. And I

27:37

think she said it twice. He thinks I

27:40

had this master plan. It's something master plan.

27:42

That's the part that was so funny. Why

27:44

would you use the words master plan, you

27:46

idiot? Nobody

27:48

said those words but you. Yeah. And

27:51

then some of the guys are just unreal.

27:58

In the sense that it's really funny, the flip-flops. All

28:01

the dudes, some

28:04

of the dudes sound really in touch with their

28:06

emotions. It's like such a, like

28:10

it seems on the surface like

28:12

a flip of like traditional gender

28:14

roles. Where the women are just

28:16

kinda like, man I'ma do whatever.

28:20

I'ma talk to whoever. I gotta put

28:22

me first. And

28:24

all the guys are like, hey man you

28:26

gotta do what's right for you. Gotta

28:28

protect your feelings. I don't know, that's

28:30

just so funny. That's really funny. Yeah,

28:32

so there's this other

28:34

funny ass moments. There's another dude on the

28:37

show. He was coupled

28:39

up with this girl and he like actually liked her. And

28:42

she kissed another guy in a

28:44

challenge and she didn't kiss him. He got offended by

28:46

that. So he sat down and talked about it.

28:48

And the girl goes, I honestly kissed the other guy because

28:51

I thought it was funny. And the guy

28:53

goes, funny? What the fuck? She

28:59

was not funny. The way

29:01

he just like bodied her.

29:04

He's like, funny, the fuck? This

29:07

is so good. And that

29:09

girl was hilarious. I'm sad she was voted out. Because-

29:13

Was it funny? I mean

29:15

it was. Cause she tried to kiss

29:17

the dude and then the dude, it was

29:20

under a waterfall and he just dropped her in

29:23

the waterfall and she's just getting like- Waterboarded?

29:26

She's getting like wanton-a-mode by

29:28

the waterfall. And she gets

29:30

out and she goes, I was just fucking drowning in there.

29:33

I liked her because she was so, even

29:36

though she was on a TV show, she

29:38

was a regular person. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And

29:41

the way she dealt with her feelings was

29:43

extremely regular. She

29:46

didn't have anything deep, no ulterior

29:48

motive. It was just, oh my bad,

29:50

I thought it was funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess

29:52

she came into the show going, you

29:55

guys don't know. You guys

29:57

should know, I'm really funny and you're gonna find

29:59

out why. And it's cause like- She just fucking

30:01

pisses people off by being kind

30:04

of you know aloof, but

30:06

yeah, I'm sad she was out damn So should I watch this

30:08

it's kind of good. Yeah, it sounds good. I

30:11

tap in every now and okay. Yeah It's

30:14

pretty hilarious. I might as well

30:16

and then UK. They clearly are

30:18

going through some shit. Why oh Well,

30:21

bro, also the editing on the US version

30:23

is so funny. We're so much

30:25

more stupid Yeah, they spell everything

30:28

out okay, and and

30:30

Ian Sterling sounds exhausted on

30:33

the on the US Commentary yeah, why

30:35

he sounds like write jokes for Americans

30:37

just no it sounds like dog tired

30:39

And and like none of its parts

30:41

of it aren't funny. He's just going

30:44

Last week in the villa this

30:46

person kissed this person and then they

30:48

coupled up with this person and he

30:50

just has to Whereas

30:53

on in the UK version. I feel like they give

30:55

like a little quip and then Yeah,

30:58

yeah, you're pretty dialed in but On

31:02

the UK version is definitely about love. It's

31:05

not fun. Yeah, and on the

31:07

US version. They're all like kind of arrogant

31:09

and Self-centered

31:12

and yeah, I think

31:14

there. I think people are taking a page out of Bravo's

31:16

book. That's what I think the Bravo runs Reality

31:20

right now people are trying to like mimic their

31:22

format. It's crazy Yeah, the

31:24

this US Love Island just seems a bit more

31:26

just slightly trashier. Yeah, which

31:28

is good. I think it's unfortunately it is

31:30

better It's better,

31:33

and it's also It also

31:35

like I find myself just I told you this

31:37

before by watching a Bravo show It's just like

31:39

half you're having the best time ever and

31:41

half you're just fucking pissed off mm-hmm You

31:44

know mm-hmm. Yeah certain characters. You're just

31:46

like fucking why do they keep showing these people

31:48

to be honest the way they edit I think

31:51

these people have given them so much footage that

31:53

they can edit them into characters. Yeah, yeah So

31:56

these people actually might be well adjusted, but they

31:58

definitely make them seamless. Yeah, yeah Yeah. You

32:02

pumped for the debate? Oh yeah,

32:04

is it, when is it? On

32:06

Thursday. Yeah, yeah, I'm clearing my sketch.

32:08

I'm definitely gonna watch it. I'm gonna

32:10

be in Charlotte. Oh really? Yeah,

32:12

of all places. You doing shows there? I

32:15

am. Nice. I'll be in

32:17

Charlotte this weekend, folks. Pull up. Dates, we got

32:19

new dates. Got new dates. What time

32:21

is the debate on Thursday? Am I gonna be on

32:24

fucking stage? Oh my God.

32:26

I might pull that show. No,

32:29

you should pull it up on your phone

32:31

while you're doing the show. Yeah, that's true. And live,

32:33

do live jokes about it. No.

32:37

Okay, or not. No,

32:39

that's just, you know, because- 9 p.m.

32:41

Eastern. 9

32:43

p.m. Eastern. 7

32:46

p.m. at the Comedy Zone in Charlotte.

32:49

Pull up, I just left San Jose. They

32:51

were great shows. Big,

32:54

big love to

32:56

the Friday Late Show. Oh

33:00

my God. Was it rocking? Yeah,

33:03

I mean, the crowd was

33:05

insane. They were amazing.

33:08

And they gave me a little standing O at

33:10

the end. So, you know, gotta show them some

33:12

love. Nice, that's great. Played

33:15

a fucked ton of pool, as I told you earlier. Shout

33:18

out to my guy Dave, the

33:20

San Jose Improv. Give

33:23

me some pool. Yeah, so he was a, he said he was an

33:25

ex pro. He's played

33:28

professionally, I believe. He's played in some

33:30

of the leagues and he's done pretty

33:32

well. How do you get paid to

33:34

play pool? Like sponsors? Yeah, I think

33:36

it's like bowling where there's, you

33:39

know, niche. And it's on like ESPN3 or whatever. But

33:42

I mean, snooker, yeah, I say it

33:44

right. Snooker. Yeah, so it's

33:46

not snooker. No, snooker. Snooker. Snooker. Snooker.

33:50

Yeah. What?

33:54

Thinking of an in bit or something? I've

33:57

just spoke to Rob about snooker. He thought

33:59

I was. talking about the reality show. Snooki.

34:05

Nice, nice, nice. Yeah, something else.

34:08

I had to explain to him, Snooker is

34:11

not an Italian girl from New Jersey. Hey

34:13

guys, we wanted to take another quick break

34:15

to thank another sponsor of today's episode, McDonald's.

34:18

That's right, because guess what? Saving

34:20

money is a great feeling. Is it not

34:22

spending money? Sure, that's a pretty good feeling,

34:25

but saving money, that's a really good feeling.

34:27

Yeah, yeah, I'd say so. When

34:30

it comes to saving a few bucks,

34:32

one of the easiest ways that you

34:34

can do that is in your everyday

34:37

life with the McDonald's app. The McDonald's

34:39

app constantly has amazing deals like free

34:41

medium fries, or even sometimes a quarter

34:43

pounder bogo deal. I love me a

34:45

bogo deal. Yep. Downloading

34:47

the McDonald's app is a no brainer because

34:49

you get a new deal every single day.

34:51

That's nuts! That's fries. That's fries.

34:54

That was a cute joke. Thanks. Let's

34:57

see what it is today, dude. I got the McDonald's

34:59

app right here. Let's see what we got here. Free

35:04

large fries with minimum purchase of $1. Come

35:07

on. Now that's fries. Now that's

35:09

fries. That's truly fries. The

35:12

McDonald's app is great because you can find and try

35:15

something new literally every day, maybe something you've never even

35:17

heard of before. Yeah, like fries. Wait, no, I've heard

35:19

of those. Yeah, no, we've definitely heard of those. Speaking

35:22

of fries, I've got an important question for you. What is it,

35:24

man? I'm ready. What's

35:26

your favorite time of the day to grab a deal in the

35:28

McDonald's app? Oh, man. I'm

35:31

a breakfast fan, so you know I'm cruising the app

35:33

in the morning just looking for those steaming hot deals.

35:35

Maybe on a McMuff or something. Yeah. Okay,

35:37

Noel, same question back to you. Same

35:40

answer. I like a McMuff in the morning.

35:44

I'm a morning McMuff. I'm a morning McMuff. I'm

35:47

a morning McMuff. I'm a morning McMuff. I'm a morning McMuff.

35:49

I'm a morning McMuff kind of

35:51

guy. So there you have it, folks. We love

35:53

McDonald's and we love saving money and we love

35:55

McMuffs. It's a match made

35:57

in heaven. Save a few bucks every day with the... McDonald's

36:00

app, you must opt in

36:02

to rewards. Speaking of which,

36:05

speaking of funny tweets, this one's not that funny

36:08

at all actually, not funny at all. But

36:10

it was a picture of, I think it was

36:13

a tweet from the situation, and it was a picture of

36:15

him and his family. And

36:17

I had something about like,

36:20

maybe it was a tweet from someone else or

36:22

something that was like, I can't believe this is

36:24

the dude from fucking Jersey Shore. He's got this

36:26

beautiful family now, like, you know. He just looks

36:28

super normal. Super normal, and he's happy or whatever.

36:30

I think it was him that tweeted it,

36:32

I don't know. But then the quote tweet was like, yeah,

36:36

but think about, oh man, it was

36:38

horrible. It was like, think about how good you felt on

36:41

ox ears. Oh my God. It

36:44

was like this feeling would never compare to like the high you

36:46

got from like, or something like that, it was horrible, man. Horrible.

36:50

That boy got some tall ceilings. He's

36:54

doing good. I know, right? Got some 20, 16 foot

36:56

ceilings. He's got these beautiful families, like,

36:58

just dad mode. Shout out to the boy. Yeah,

37:00

it's good to see. Yeah,

37:02

I was. Yeah, so it's him. He said,

37:04

I still remember the days I prayed for what I have now,

37:06

and some dude replied to that. It was like, you

37:09

have to think back to your pain pill days. There's

37:11

something bad. Horrible, horrible. It's not

37:13

funny, why are you laughing? Sorry.

37:16

It's not funny. I

37:18

brought it up because it's not funny. If

37:23

you think it's funny, you can come see me at the Comedy

37:25

Zone in Charlotte. Make

37:27

oxy jokes together. The Comedy

37:29

Zone is a great name. Yeah. Yeah,

37:32

there was a, last time

37:34

I was there, I

37:37

think the night after, or the weekend

37:39

after, I

37:44

was there, someone at a

37:47

show pulled out a gun. At

37:49

least in the middle of the show, I pulled out a gun. He

37:52

didn't aim it at anybody. And they

37:54

had to like, evacuate everyone real quick. What? Yeah,

37:56

I forgot why he did it. Yeah,

37:59

but I'm just glad it wasn't my show. Dude, we

38:01

were at this bar in Santa

38:03

Monica. I played a set

38:05

at June Chine this weekend, and we

38:07

went to this bar, Jamison's,

38:09

it was like one of the main bars on Main

38:11

Street, Irish bar. Last

38:14

week, the fucking manager got

38:16

murdered. Cause he got

38:18

in a fight with someone, that pushed him over, he hit his head

38:20

and died. How old was the guy? Like

38:22

young. Fucking

38:24

insane. So my friend was

38:27

like, it reminds me of this book that I read,

38:29

my brother suggested it to me or whatever, and it

38:31

was like surviving violence or something like that, and basically

38:33

the whole synopsis of the book is

38:35

just never get in a fight, because it's just the

38:38

most risky thing you can possibly do, and it's

38:40

just 100% not worth it. Yeah. Cause

38:42

some shit like that could just happen. Yeah. Or

38:45

some peace to the man. Yeah, no, RIP was fucking.

38:47

I do get. And we were like, how is this

38:49

place open right now? We were like sitting

38:53

there. America? Yeah,

38:55

it's what he would've wanted. Yeah. No,

38:58

he would've wanted us to stay open. That's

39:00

like, yeah, yeah.

39:05

I don't wanna take it a kid cut

39:07

ear out, but. Yeah, don't get in bar

39:09

fights folks, it's who gives a shit. Yeah.

39:12

Fuck those people. Truly. Never worth. Sometimes

39:15

I do get sketched out, and I go play

39:18

pool. If I hear guys betting.

39:21

Oh yeah, yeah. Wanna

39:24

just like stand up like, oh man, I just took a

39:26

great shot, and then

39:29

a fucking pool cube is just wheeling around my head. You

39:33

know. If I'm just

39:35

near two guys betting. You're watching the A ball

39:37

going, you're standing up like proud of your work. Yeah.

39:40

Hey man, good gig. Oh yeah. Yeah. Like

39:43

from another table you're saying, yeah,

39:45

yeah, just random violence. Yeah. He'll

39:48

play a shit ton of pool. Just a

39:50

pool ball. Just from out of frame. Hey

39:54

man, good gig. Like

39:56

horrible. Yeah, it could happen. I

40:00

went to a dive bar in San Jose

40:02

called the Willow Den. Great

40:05

fucking bar. Great

40:07

bar. Okay. Great bar. We

40:10

were, it was funny, we got in

40:12

on Thursday and we had

40:15

four hours till the show or five

40:17

hours and I just

40:19

go, I mean, I

40:23

could play some pool right now. Okay. And Tom

40:25

goes, Uh, I'm

40:27

super down. Fucking

40:30

we went and got lunch. We played

40:32

pool from like two till five. Jesus.

40:34

I played my first stranger. Okay.

40:38

How'd you, how'd you go about setting the

40:40

game up? Oh, it was super cool. Like

40:42

who, who approached who? How'd

40:45

you open? Tom and I were playing

40:47

and then, Hey, I think you're pretty

40:49

cute. him and this other guy were playing on another

40:51

table and there's actually a couple of guys that are

40:53

playing and then he just walked up

40:56

to us and was like, Oh, can I get next?

40:59

And he like put his name on the list and we've

41:02

been, we've played other places where guys

41:06

are lame and if you want

41:08

to take the table off of them, they make you, like

41:10

they kind of make you pay for the game. Okay. Which

41:14

makes sense. Like you want to play, you should

41:16

pay for it. But he

41:20

was just a, I don't know, he's just a nice guy. Volunteered

41:22

the payment, you know, which

41:27

normally I think the guys in our position would be like,

41:29

yeah, you got to fucking pay. Which is really. But he

41:31

bought you a game. Yeah. That's how it

41:33

felt. Yeah. That's how it felt. And

41:35

you're like kind of flattered. Yeah. And he, he

41:39

was super sharp. He binned like

41:41

two shots. Like the table's

41:43

just slightly uneven. So two of his shots, like

41:45

the ball like rattled in

41:47

front of the pocket and I almost

41:49

fucking won. Really? Yeah.

41:52

Nice. Yeah.

41:54

By the end of the weekend, he

41:57

was like, you got a game man. You just got to

41:59

modulate that power. I was like, thanks bro. Thanks,

42:02

we can stop. He's like, you know how to

42:04

cut balls. What was his name? Just went by

42:06

G. G? Yeah. Was

42:08

he cute? Yeah. Yeah, of course.

42:11

Cute guy like me, small.

42:14

We were both petite. Nice, okay. Petite

42:16

pool player. PPP. You

42:19

got a lot of power. G, stop. Dude. We're

42:21

triple. Stop, G. Bro, you

42:23

don't even wanna see my stance. You can flatter

42:26

me, bro. Stop. We're looking crazy out there. What

42:28

do you mean? My pool stance. What is it?

42:31

Yeah. Wide legged? That's actually

42:33

Tom. Really? Yeah. I

42:35

kinda do that shit too. This is Tom's pool stance. You're real stable,

42:37

you know? Yeah,

42:41

yeah. Ass popped out. Yeah,

42:50

so it was good, you know. And

42:52

then we went to another place in San Jose.

42:55

Shout out to Qtopia. What

42:58

a name. That's almost as good as

43:00

Comedy Zone. Qtopia. That's

43:04

actually really good. Yeah. That place

43:06

is open till two in the morning. How many pool tables?

43:08

I'm picturing like 500. There's

43:11

a place called Qtopia. It was a good amount.

43:13

I would say it was like at

43:15

least 15. Nice. Maybe

43:17

20. No, there is

43:19

a pool hall slash bar in Houston.

43:26

It's a chain. That

43:29

place was fucking awesome.

43:33

Why, it's just an ocean of

43:35

pool tables? Yeah, but it was

43:38

like a Dave and Buster's level.

43:40

Oh, yes. You're talking like

43:43

fucking 80 foot ceiling, just

43:45

tall building, not 80, but like tall

43:48

ceilings, massive space, full-size

43:51

tables. You

43:55

have waiters. Oh, yes. So

43:57

there's no food, but it's like drinks. They

44:01

just flow and even though it's

44:04

massive and there's a ton

44:06

of people in there, it's so big that you feel

44:08

like the table's just yours. It's just awesome. That's what

44:10

we have to door dash next time. Is

44:13

Dave. Pool table? No, no, no, Dave and Busters.

44:15

Oh sure. Some tickets? No, like some drinks from.

44:17

No, no, no, we should make the Dasher go

44:19

play. Hey man,

44:22

we need a thousand tickets? No, no, we need candy

44:24

from the store but you can't buy it with money.

44:26

You gotta get, yeah. You gotta go to D&B's. But

44:30

yeah. Guys, we wanna take another break

44:32

to thank the sponsor of today's episode, DoorDash. Huh.

44:35

Isn't that who delivered the cheesecake? It is, dude,

44:37

you're right. Right. Wild. It's

44:39

amazing to think that we live in a world

44:42

where you can get anything you need directly to

44:44

your door right when you need it. And

44:46

DoorDash makes it that easy. Let

44:49

me tell you a story about a time DoorDash

44:51

came in with a clutch assist for me. Okay,

44:53

tell me about this clutch assist. I

44:56

was on the road, I was

44:58

very, very ill in a small

45:00

motel in Missouri. There's

45:03

no way I could make it out in

45:06

the Missouri cold and wind to

45:08

get the essentials I needed to start to

45:11

feel better. But luckily, DoorDash came in with

45:13

a clutch assist. Oh, wow. By

45:15

delivering to me, straight from

45:17

CVS, all the over-the-counter items

45:20

that I needed. You know, NyQuil,

45:23

DayQuil, Cough Drops, Advil

45:27

for a headache, tissues.

45:29

Man, that's clutch.

45:32

Sanitizing wipes. The

45:34

list goes on. That's fucking

45:36

awesome. Yeah. One time, I had

45:38

no food in my house at all. Nothing.

45:42

So you ordered 10 cheesecakes. And,

45:45

well, yeah, basically I had no food, no

45:48

car. Wife took the

45:50

car, didn't have any way to

45:52

get out there and get food at all.

45:54

I said, how am I gonna get my

45:56

daily calories today? I need at least... you

46:00

know, 1800 for a five nine dude. That's

46:04

about what it takes. How am I

46:06

gonna get that in the shortest amount of

46:08

time, in the smallest amount of food? Cheesecake

46:10

Factory, baby. DoorDash came in

46:12

clutch there. I ordered a piece of the red velvet

46:14

cheesecake and took

46:17

it to the face. DoorDash, your

46:19

door to more. Download the DoorDash

46:21

app now to get almost anything

46:23

delivered. You must be 21 or

46:25

older to order alcohol. You gotta

46:27

drink responsibly too. Alcohol is available

46:29

only in select markets. So I

46:31

think I'm this close to buying

46:33

a queue. What about

46:35

a pool table? It's

46:39

not fun at home. Okay, yeah, you want the, yeah,

46:41

yeah, it's like a social thing. The

46:44

cost of the

46:46

table itself, I could just go to

46:48

different halls and play with people or

46:51

around people. Yeah,

46:53

so, you know, I'm turning 60 years old. You

46:56

can't meet cute guys when you play at home. I'm

46:59

just doing 50 year old white guy stuff. First it

47:01

was racing, which I miss so

47:03

much and now it's pool. Why

47:07

aren't you driving anymore? Just

47:10

fucking time. Yeah. And

47:15

it sucks because with karting, the longer you

47:17

don't do it, the harder it

47:19

is to get back into it. And karting, every

47:23

person older than 28 will tell you, even

47:26

fucking F1 drivers say it. They go karting and they

47:28

go, hmm. Yeah, yeah,

47:30

yeah. They'll only do so much because it just

47:32

whoops your ass. Yeah. So

47:35

yeah, it's a lot of,

47:37

it's just time. I

47:39

started surfing again now that the race is over. So

47:42

I gotta take the board out. Now's

47:44

the time. It's summer. It's

47:46

hot. The beaches are packed. I

47:49

want the most amount of people to see me riding that

47:51

board. Slapping

47:54

your belly, slapping that gut. No,

47:57

the board with your face on it. Oh, that board.

48:00

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no that, yeah

48:03

that should be. I need to

48:05

get that thing out in the sun, people need to see

48:07

it. And then you gotta have the other

48:09

one. Yeah. On

48:12

the side of your moped. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So you

48:14

take both to the beach. Oh yeah. That'd

48:16

be a funny reveal if you have two boards

48:18

on a moped. Yeah. And you gotta

48:20

show up in a bright white helmet. Yeah. You

48:22

hop off and you pull the one board off and

48:24

it reveals the other me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And people

48:27

are like, what the fuck? Why do you have two

48:29

of those? Just for different conditions, I

48:31

mean. You never know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Longboard's

48:33

better for smaller waves like this and what else

48:35

figure? So I just, I like to have a.

48:38

But why, who is that on there? Hmm?

48:41

Hmm? It's for different, different conditions

48:43

of waves. Thought

48:46

I was pretty clear. Who's on the board? Listen, man,

48:49

I appreciate the interest, but like if you don't mind. Get

48:51

off my dick, all right. I'm gonna head out to the

48:53

water. Because I'm here to surf. You

48:56

know, it's not called chatting by the beach, it's

48:58

called surfing at the beach. So I'm gonna go ahead

49:00

and head out. If that's okay with you. Is

49:04

it okay with you if I go surf the water? Yeah.

49:07

That I came to surf because you know this is. Yeah, yeah,

49:09

yeah. Can you stop doing tricks on it please? Yeah. I've

49:13

been doing that on stage. It's so funny.

49:15

I've been doing that on stage. It's so funny. I feel

49:17

so hacked when I do it, but it's so funny. What

49:19

do you say? I just

49:21

like pick random guys. I go, what's up baby Gronk? What's your

49:23

movie doing right here? Bro,

49:26

Sam found that video, but it was

49:28

the aliens. You know whoever

49:30

does the alien. They'll just

49:32

take popular sounds and make a scene out of those

49:34

two aliens that look like fishes. I don't know who

49:36

that is. But they did one

49:39

to that. And Sam found it, was like this

49:41

is the funniest video on Earth and I'm like that's not the

49:43

original. You know it's like some kid just doing both sides of

49:45

it. And he was like, oh I

49:47

didn't know that. So he was saying

49:49

that all weekend. Oh he ripped Koopnoop? He

49:52

took Koopnoop's sound. Oh that's a

49:54

lie. And did a whole illustrated, animated scene to it.

49:56

I haven't seen that. Maybe it's cool then I don't

49:58

know. I mean, it's

50:00

the same. It's the same audio. It's just an alien

50:02

doing it. Yeah. I

50:05

was gonna do like, I hit up that kid

50:08

on TikTok, Doge G. Okay.

50:12

The kid who did like the funny Call of Duty

50:14

edits. Okay. Like the ones were-

50:16

Which ones again? Or it would like, like

50:18

the, he would like swing and a

50:21

player's like looking in a corner. Yeah, right. And

50:23

he'd put a stock image of someone with his

50:25

pants down. Yeah, yeah. So I hit that

50:27

dude up because I was gonna

50:29

have him do like a brain rot stand

50:32

up clip. Oh, that's good. They're starting to feel

50:34

too forced, but I was- No, do it, do

50:36

it. That's so good. I have like a, well

50:38

no, because I was trying to do it with

50:41

references. Yeah.

50:43

So I've been trying to find like the right crowd for

50:46

it, but I'll just fuck around sometimes. It'd be like, what's

50:48

up baby, grande choulivier doing right here? So you're gonna take

50:50

that footage of you doing that on stage and then edit

50:52

it like brain rot at the same time. I want him

50:54

to like brain rot and the shit. Do

50:56

it, that's hilarious. I don't know. Sometimes

51:00

the crowds bite, sometimes they

51:02

don't. I

51:04

had one that was perfect and I

51:06

just didn't execute. I'm pissed about

51:08

that one. What do you mean? I

51:11

just like didn't feel super on. It

51:13

was in Chicago, but they were getting it. Yeah,

51:16

I was just joking like, damn, all that looks Maxine's paying

51:19

off, dude. You

51:21

been viewing? Yeah, yeah. You can tell my boys been

51:23

viewing right here. What kind of

51:25

sigma ass job do you have? What

51:29

kind of sigma work do you do? What's up, Peter Griffin? Crazy

51:32

to see you in this obby. Is that

51:35

obby? No, I don't know that one. I

51:38

don't know, Sam and I were like, we don't understand half these,

51:40

but it's so funny. So we just

51:42

kept saying, I just like to- Stop, you're just spinning

51:44

on it, dude. I like the- Dude, stop throwing tricks

51:47

on it. I mean, I

51:49

fully, I unironically

51:55

clarify to people, I don't

51:57

mean to glaze. Yeah, yeah. I

51:59

like that word. No, that's a good one.

52:01

Yeah. Definitely. I'm

52:03

not trying to glaze. No, that's a good one.

52:05

I'm not glazing you. Yeah. No,

52:08

that's a good one. No, that's a good one. As far as

52:10

Gen Z slang goes, I like that one. I

52:14

don't even think that's Gen Z slang. What is

52:16

it, Gen? I think it's alpha,

52:19

like the iPad kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

52:21

Because that's how I remember this starting.

52:23

That's why it's so funny. Because

52:26

I remember TikToks of kids in

52:29

what seemed to be like junior high trying

52:31

to remember all the references. Okay. Going

52:34

like, yeah, Peter Griffin, Fortnite, living, like they're

52:36

just like counting them off. And

52:40

then I think it just exploded into, we can

52:43

go get the get. Fuck

52:47

that. We can go Riz for Riz. I

52:50

haven't heard that one. You've not heard that?

52:52

Oh man, that song riffs, dude. That

52:55

song riffs. Did somebody remake the song?

52:57

Yes. Can you find that OV,

52:59

please? I can tell you where to go. Go to

53:01

YouTube and search for Riz Records. Damn, dude, this is

53:03

the most millennial shit of all time right now. We

53:06

can go get forget. Fuck that. We can go Riz

53:08

for Riz. You haven't

53:10

seen all the, dude, people have- Did someone AI

53:12

the voices? Yeah, all kinds of duos. They were

53:14

doing that. Fuck, man. Yeah.

53:17

No, no, no. Just go to YouTube. Yeah,

53:20

Riz Records. That channel. Video.

53:22

HV to Lagoon? Yeah. So

53:24

I was telling- What? I was telling my- Right,

53:27

can't wait. No, no, no.

53:29

Yeah, pause. So

53:33

I was telling my guy from Paris, Texas, because we

53:35

send each other, like, we'll send each other these. And

53:37

I was like, we basically have

53:39

a sub genre of all of our regular

53:42

music. We should just

53:44

call it skibbity. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it's

53:46

just this. All right, now crank this. I

53:48

don't know if we can actually keep this in the episode because it's

53:51

so- Yeah, crank it anyways and we can- Everyone

54:00

on my squad, I'm a streamers pain. Why is

54:02

my mind talk about Sigma life? No risk cuz

54:04

he got no play Why is my mind drinking

54:06

the grimace shake? Yeah, but you know

54:08

that it's fake for the fires in a slutty waist alright

54:12

We can go get forgot fuck that we can go

54:16

I caught double pump with the phantom tax.

54:19

I got the or the signal that they might never Stop

54:22

to the point that I don't even get I got

54:24

to pin the shop that I don't even with It's

54:26

good And

55:04

Livy she say I get Riz Yeah,

55:07

man, we can go

55:09

gut-for-gut. They we can go

55:12

Riz for Riz. There's like the Epstein

55:17

Stephen Hawking remix The

55:21

AI their voices they there's so

55:23

many play another one just

55:25

real quick There's a fool on this

55:27

channel. There's like a compilation You

55:29

that there you what's a third one? This

55:43

cartoon I think For

55:49

the fortnight cod double pump

55:51

with the phantom tax I

55:54

get the or the signal that they man Maybe she's a

55:56

raise stop to the point that I don't even get I

55:58

took in the shop that I don't even This

56:00

is all the same? Yeah,

56:05

just fucking brain rot, man. Holy

56:09

shit. Play Edge Me Till I Goon. Edge

56:14

me till I goon. Edge

56:17

me till I goon. Wait,

56:20

what's the shit? What's

56:30

Ohio shit? Can you explain that to me? I

56:33

think that's like, I

56:35

thought that was like a reference like way back where it's like,

56:38

you know, hottest guy in Ohio, average

56:40

blank in Ohio. Like people used to

56:42

comment that on shit. Oh, I

56:45

see. Okay. Yeah. Got

56:47

it. Got it. Grab

56:51

my hand. I

56:54

wish you would. A.I.

56:58

is fucking crazy, man. We should actually.

57:00

Edge me till I goon. I

57:03

fucking, I need to know this song. I'm going

57:05

to be terrorizing people with this. This

57:07

is stupidly good. We

57:09

should make one. There's a, do you know

57:12

the A.I. music thing? Yeah.

57:14

It's called, what's it called? Fuck,

57:18

I can't remember the name. Goon Masters? It's not Goon

57:20

Masters, I don't think. It's

57:24

called like, it's not

57:26

Skibbity Toilet. What's it called?

57:30

Suno, that's what it is. We

57:32

could make one right now. Do

57:38

you have a funny idea? Just something. Like

57:41

you just tell it basically, hey, make a country

57:43

song about like farting in my

57:45

dog's mouth. Do that. Country

57:52

song about farting in my

57:54

dog's mouth. Damn,

58:02

I like how we thought it was

58:04

gonna be Creed. And

58:08

it was fucking Sinatra. Yeah, it's so

58:10

good. That was so funny,

58:12

bro. God.

58:15

Dude, it's funny that... What

58:26

the hell? I think you can press

58:28

create. In

58:32

other words, hold

58:34

my gut. In

58:39

other words... Out

58:42

on the front porch, the

58:44

evening air was still evening

58:46

now. My buddy Rover lay

58:48

at my feet like he

58:51

always will. Had a bowl

58:53

of beans for dinner. Oh,

58:56

what a feast. What

58:58

happened next made me feel

59:00

like a beast. I

59:03

leaned in close to

59:05

rub his furry head. Didn't

59:09

mean to, but I

59:11

broke wind instead. Oh,

59:14

my God. Rover with eyes

59:16

wide and jaw open wide.

59:19

Took the full brunt and

59:21

I just about died. Oh,

59:25

I hearted in my thoughts

59:27

about what a sight to

59:29

see. Rover's

59:31

look of shock almost as

59:33

bad as me. The

59:36

night still with laughter.

59:38

The road's gotta frown.

59:41

We'll laugh about this Sunday.

59:44

When the sun goes down, he

59:47

coughed a bit and licked

59:49

his nose in dismay. I

59:52

patted his belly trying

59:55

to make it okay,

59:57

but all I had to do... was

1:00:00

laugh till I cry as

1:00:03

rovers gaze question my

1:00:06

sense of pride I

1:00:09

love my old dog Alright,

1:00:12

you can buy it, you can buy it I

1:00:15

went a little bit too hard I think actually Too

1:00:18

good, it's kind of too good Isn't

1:00:20

that crazy? It made that plus four other versions

1:00:22

in like two seconds Yeah Um...

1:00:27

Here's a song And

1:00:31

you can do any genre by the way Yeah Like

1:00:34

make something crazy Latin

1:00:40

trap song about wanting

1:00:44

to beat my kid for failing

1:00:46

math class Okay Interesting

1:00:56

Hm... I'm

1:01:01

surprised if it even goes like this So when

1:01:04

I say Latin trap... Oh, you said Latin trap song? Did I say Latin

1:01:06

trap song or did I say Latin trap remix? Because

1:01:09

I wanted it to... I wanted AI to... No, no, it's fine, it's fine,

1:01:11

it's fine I wanted

1:01:14

AI to think about another

1:01:16

genre of song, write this song and then

1:01:18

remix it as the Latin trap version Oh,

1:01:21

okay, I see But we'll see if it... If

1:01:24

it's able to make... Oh, there

1:01:26

you go No,

1:01:31

it's fine I

1:01:36

put my ballsack in

1:01:39

my dog's face Farting

1:01:41

in your dog's mouth is pretty funny Yeah

1:01:47

Oh, shit No... was

1:01:49

it called? Sumando

1:01:52

problemas, does that mean problems with my

1:01:54

son? No

1:01:58

No, it doesn't all right click

1:02:00

that first one oh

1:02:08

my god bro oh my god

1:02:10

bro is adding up so its

1:02:13

problems adding up that

1:02:32

is clever that is clever bro

1:02:34

that is clever all right no

1:02:36

no no no make it English

1:02:47

English rapping over Latin trap

1:02:49

beat this

1:02:52

isn't gonna really bop actually

1:02:56

no no no no no make it make it

1:02:58

a drill song UK

1:03:01

drill song about wanting

1:03:03

to beat my kid

1:03:05

for failing math that

1:03:16

we can go raise for res no

1:03:21

it did it's

1:03:25

working on right there we

1:03:28

can go get forget what that

1:03:31

we can go raise is this thing

1:03:33

fucking crazy it's amazing like

1:03:35

thank god we did team G music

1:03:37

when we did it we'd be cooked

1:03:39

now you know what I mean comedy music

1:03:41

is cooked it's been over no more peas

1:03:43

no more F's I'm blind

1:03:51

sorry This

1:04:00

is bad. This is bad. Why did they make

1:04:02

it like tech 9? Why

1:04:18

did they make him tech 9? Dude

1:04:20

this is insane clown posse music. What

1:04:22

the fuck? This is ICT. This is

1:04:25

not British at all. No. No

1:04:29

more F's, no more mess. You gotta

1:04:31

pass this test. No stacking,

1:04:33

no resting. It's time to

1:04:35

be the best. The beat kinda goes fucking

1:04:37

crazy. You sit in there

1:04:40

texting friends. You

1:04:43

think I'm blind, I try. But

1:04:45

this nonsense it ends. I'm

1:04:49

smiling high. You sit in there

1:04:51

texting friends. I'm glad I tried.

1:04:54

So terrible. The

1:04:58

kick drum and the bass goes crazy on

1:05:00

that. Yeah, drill music just always sounds good.

1:05:05

No, but I'm surprised AI made a beat like

1:05:07

that. Yeah. Yeah,

1:05:09

it's over for music man. Like it's over.

1:05:11

Yeah. There's no point. Unfortunately.

1:05:15

Yeah. There's

1:05:18

gonna be one artist in 10 years and it's

1:05:20

Suno. Suno.

1:05:25

You like Suno? Yeah.

1:05:28

Suno head then? Suno head then? That was

1:05:30

good. That was good. That was good.

1:05:35

You know what's Suno? Suno head. Suno

1:05:38

head then? Damn bummer. All

1:05:41

right. Should we

1:05:43

hop to the bone? Yeah, I guess so. All

1:05:46

right. Off to the bonus guys where I will

1:05:48

be testing my glucose levels after I eat this.

1:05:51

One more bite. You eat it like

1:05:53

soup. All

1:05:55

right guys. Bye.

1:06:01

Where's the luigo? This week on the bone server. I

1:06:03

saw a gang and I was like let's meet off. What's up

1:06:06

guys welcome to Cody in the Well Dude. So

1:06:09

anyone who's going to gap my rizz or?

1:06:12

Edge me till I go. Watch

1:06:20

the full episode by signing up for

1:06:22

a membership at tmgstudios.tv. So

1:06:26

should we

1:06:32

go electric? I think we

1:06:34

should go electrified with Toyota. Electrified? Electrified means

1:06:36

options. Yes we could go all electric with

1:06:38

a Toyota BZ4X but then there are hybrids

1:06:41

like Grand Highlander. Or we could

1:06:43

do something in between like a RAV4 plug-in hybrid. So

1:06:45

Toyota is electrified diversified? Yup and with more

1:06:47

options for reducing carbon emissions the closer we

1:06:50

all get to Toyota's beyond zero vision for

1:06:52

the future. Exactly how much coffee have you

1:06:54

had this morning? Learn

1:06:57

more about our beyond zero vision for

1:06:59

the future at toyota.com beyond zero. Psst.

1:07:01

There's a shortcut to platinum status at

1:07:04

Shell. To saving 10 cents per gallon

1:07:06

on every fill every day. Just

1:07:08

fill up six times with Shell

1:07:10

V-Power Nitro Plus Premium Gasoline and

1:07:12

it's yours. Plus you'll rejuvenate your engine.

1:07:15

Get ready to level up performance rewards

1:07:17

and savings. With continuous use in gasoline

1:07:19

direct injection engine fuel injectors. Platinum status

1:07:22

is earned with 12 Phillips over three

1:07:24

months. 10 gallon minimum

1:07:26

per fill up at participating Shell

1:07:28

locations. Terms apply. Visit fuelrewards.com/status. Here

1:07:30

you are. BPMs high.

1:07:33

Sweat dripping. Body moving. Tongue.

1:07:36

Panting. You're working hard. Real

1:07:38

hard and you're thirsty. You

1:07:40

need vitamin. Nutrients for peak

1:07:42

performance and energy. And

1:07:44

your plants do too. Aww. Let

1:07:47

me just look at the little guy. Water

1:07:49

soluble plant food from Miracle Grow is full

1:07:51

of essential nutrients. Just a little scoop into

1:07:53

your watering can and boom. Instant feeding and

1:07:55

bigger more beautiful plants. It's kind of

1:07:57

like a sports drink for your plants. You may have

1:07:59

to suffer from heat. but your plants do not.