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about it. Really? You're still thinking about it?

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Duke in the pants. It's been a

0:35

week and it's been on your mind for the

0:37

whole week? Yeah, all that marinara sauce dripping down

0:39

his thighs. Oh my god, dude. Incredible, man. Dried

0:41

refried beans. You gotta love it. Well, it had

0:43

time to dry on there. What a splat. What

0:46

an absolute splat. Wait,

0:50

what is that? Do you hear

0:52

that? I don't know, it sounds massive. Yeah, what

0:54

the hell? What they get

0:57

is it sounds like a big ass robot. Is that fridge? Is

0:59

it like falling down the stairs? It sounds bigger than that. Yeah.

1:03

What they get, I'm scared. Oh,

1:27

that was it? That's what made that noise. It's

1:30

so small. Look at this. That's a

1:32

boyfriend bot right there. Oh my god, look

1:34

at this little thing. It's so small. Oh

1:36

my god, look at this. Hello, FBI. Is

1:39

it you to film us? I put my foot in moxie. I

1:41

don't know what this thing is. Yeah, dude, you could fucking boot

1:43

this across the galaxy, dude. Look

1:46

at that thing. Just thrown into a

1:48

river. Like a bird scooter. Yeah,

1:51

something about his hind legs. Just makes me want to pick

1:53

it up and slam it into the ground. Dude, just... like

2:00

a fucking shot put just

2:04

why do I want to hit it with a cinder

2:06

block tiny ass punk ass could you call it a

2:09

bitch ass yeah you could

2:11

go to the dog yeah that's true

2:13

little bitch ass dog it's just where

2:15

what's it doing oh

2:17

what the fuck yo dude I

2:30

can't do this in history episodes do

2:32

you want this? yeah for you there's a lot

2:34

of episodes to find out right now on our

2:37

website I'm gonna go to the book, I'm

2:39

gonna go to the store I'm gonna go

2:41

to the book, I'm gonna go to the store I'm

2:44

gonna go to the TV, you'll be a good look at

2:47

that, figure it out, give me my card the

2:49

next list of lying stuff that

2:51

may soon be funny you never

2:53

smoked weed at literal footstops you're

2:55

not a sooner goodbye

3:27

anyway anyways

3:33

anyways what's up we're back and

3:37

we're back we're out of

3:39

ices no

3:41

more ices that's a good thing isn't

3:44

it i think they're still

3:46

around yeah i think the ices are always around

3:48

smirnoff yeah yeah uh... why

3:50

we're out around good good

3:53

get rid of those things don't buy some

3:55

more so piscite is bought some more yeah

3:57

i'd be furious do not go there yeah

4:00

Pack of those things yeah, because I

4:02

couldn't imagine continuing to get pranked like

4:04

that. I'm gonna I'm gonna say yes,

4:06

dude I'm gonna send an Alibaba palette

4:09

of smearing off ice to

4:11

your home I Want

4:13

to have a fucking what you find why

4:16

Alibaba because it's just I know I can

4:18

get bulk I can get they make them

4:20

here Yeah, but that means that

4:22

you would be buying them from like as

4:25

an export in China It

4:27

would just be funnier that way. Yeah, that's true. Yeah,

4:29

I wanted to Be a

4:32

semi truck worth of Alibaba smeared

4:35

off ice Different

4:38

flavors or what are we feeling just the

4:40

original? The original

4:42

smeared off ice because you should

4:44

try the blue raspberry ones have you had

4:46

those yeah recently yeah, delish click

4:48

on the blue one What

4:54

Zero sugar you It's

4:58

like half the reason why you drink one of these fucking things Yes

5:02

for the diabetes. It's

5:04

kind of sure there's no sugar. It's

5:06

just got alcohol. Yeah, just Ethanol

5:10

now. That's why That's why for

5:12

loco was good. It's not just the alcohol

5:14

that you need. It's the other shit. It's

5:16

the combo Yeah, it's the warhead yeah I

5:21

Thought I made those things yeah Melted

5:25

down warhead candies yeah, but the packet

5:27

gushers that they put in there. Yeah,

5:29

prime. Oh, yeah I sure saw about

5:31

that liquor. No way what prime has

5:33

like Forever chemicals

5:35

in it no way That's

5:38

awesome. That said prime is 200 milligrams of

5:40

caffeine. Yeah, I think I didn't

5:42

know that that's a lot, right? Yeah,

5:45

I don't really know my caffeine numbers caffeine

5:47

So I think a single shot of espresso

5:49

is like 75 milligrams, okay,

5:51

and I know coke is like 30 or something Yeah,

5:54

yeah, yeah, yeah Like

5:57

coke 0 is like 35 or 38 milligrams What

6:00

is a forever chemical? Like

6:02

fucking bleach or something. What

6:05

does that mean though? It's just around, like

6:07

once you ingest it, it's just in your

6:09

DNA forever? Yeah, if you put

6:11

this in your prospective partner, then you guys

6:13

will be bound forever. Forever

6:15

chemicals, yeah. Feed

6:18

your crush a prime and she's yours.

6:20

It's a forever chemical. So

6:22

these are shown that PFA is also known as

6:25

forever chemicals, accumulate in the body over time and

6:27

do not break down. Well,

6:29

you know what else? Does that plastic, all

6:32

plastic, be much unavoidable

6:35

at this point? Yeah.

6:38

Wait, the chicken has plastic? What's that? Our

6:40

chicken has plastic in it? What's that? What?

6:43

We're talking about chicken. You

6:46

said it's unavoidable. Oh, everything. Yeah.

6:49

I'm saying, yeah. So I'm excited. Oh

6:51

yeah, yeah, yeah. Chicken, that water. Actually, you know

6:53

what, the biggest culprit is bottled water.

6:55

Oh, is it? Yeah. I guess there's

6:57

a study done kind of recently by,

6:59

I don't know

7:01

who, someone in Italy or something like that

7:03

about the effects that

7:05

microplastics have on your body.

7:08

And they actually found out that microplastics

7:11

that you've ingested causes

7:14

inflammation, therefore results

7:16

in more cases

7:19

of death, like heart disease and

7:21

shit like that, strokes, everything. Sweet.

7:24

Because of microplastics. Yeah. Which

7:26

is awesome to learn about. Isn't it? Now

7:28

I'm recalling my entire life how much bottled

7:30

water I've ever had. Yeah. It's

7:32

insane. I mean, it's like unavoidable, actually. Yeah. Kind

7:36

of. Okay. You never have

7:38

bottled water. What else? Nothing packaged in

7:40

plastic. Just no

7:42

like device? Like nothing, no

7:45

sort of, like every tool is plastic. Yeah. So

7:48

you're saying when I go use my screwdriver and

7:50

then after I get done tightening the bolts

7:52

in my home and I get really proud of it? And I go, and I lick

7:54

my hand before jerking myself. because

8:00

I'm so proud of myself. Oh, I'm a

8:02

handyman. Yeah, yeah, literally. I'm a handyman. Yeah,

8:06

after I fix it. And it can give myself

8:08

a handy right now because I'm such a handyman.

8:10

Yeah, after I fix the light switch in

8:12

the second bedroom, I go, oh, what a good boy you are.

8:15

Ah! Cancer. And then I

8:17

go. Cancer. Dick, cancer.

8:21

Cancer in the dick. I

8:24

know, it's a bummer to learn that. Even,

8:28

I guess, microplastics would show up in lube.

8:31

Are there microplastics and condoms? Yeah,

8:36

that is plastic. Yeah. I

8:39

think so. Isn't that a form of plastic? No,

8:41

I thought it was like goat intestine. What is

8:43

it? Isn't it latex? Yeah, but

8:45

latex is a form of plastic, is it not? Oh,

8:48

I have no idea. I'll check. Yeah, check, actually.

8:50

I think latex is made from spiders. Pulling shit out of

8:52

my ass right now. No, I think latex

8:54

is made from spiderwebs. I think we're good. Yeah,

8:56

actually, you might be right. All natural.

8:59

Condoms are actually completely natural. Yeah, latex and

9:02

plastic, those similar, are two very different compounds.

9:04

Oh, okay. Well, why isn't everything

9:06

made out of latex, then? That's

9:09

the solution here. Everything

9:11

made out of latex? Dude, wouldn't everything be

9:13

kind of squishy? I guess,

9:15

like. Yeah, it's squishy and stretchy. Wouldn't that be

9:17

better if everything in the world was squishy and

9:19

stretchy? A bottle of water, sacked water. Is

9:23

everything the water balloon? Sacked

9:25

water, sacked milk. Milk

9:30

in Canada is legitimately sold in

9:32

bags. Bagged milk. But isn't that

9:34

a plastic bag? It's actually

9:36

a latex bag. Oh, wow. Well. It's

9:38

flavored, too, the bag. I don't know, man. The

9:41

bag's got that dust on it, too. The

9:44

flavored milk, yeah, it's not the milk

9:47

itself. It's just the container. Yeah. We

9:49

got strawberry, chocolate, wild berry. It's

9:52

the latex that flavors the milk. Yeah. That

9:55

is vile. Mmm. Yummy.

9:59

Banana milk. Now

10:02

I'm just thinking

10:04

about the fucking lube that's on a condom.

10:06

Just like the... Yeah, it's not even liquid, it's

10:08

like dust. Whatever it is. Whatever it is. Yeah.

10:13

Yeah. I... Who's the guy that I was... That

10:16

I said I watched his special, he shot it at

10:18

the mothership. Brian Simpson? Yeah, Brian Simpson.

10:20

He got a funny bit about... He asks people in

10:22

the audience, he's like, who here? He shoots condoms.

10:25

Yeah. And nobody puts up their

10:27

hand? He's like, I ask in every single city

10:29

and nobody raises their hand. He's like, nobody wears

10:31

condoms anymore. No. And I forget what

10:33

else... what other part of the bit

10:35

there was, but I just thought that was really funny. No,

10:38

it's like everyone's just going raw. Yeah.

10:42

Like the SCDs just not exist anymore? Oh,

10:46

you don't get tested? That's a

10:48

good point. You can't

10:50

get COVID, you don't get tested? Yeah. Same thing

10:52

applies, your penis might be on fire. Yeah. But

10:55

that just might be because you're so good at sex. Yeah.

10:59

You burned it. Yeah. Yeah,

11:01

it could be just road rash. Yeah. Yeah,

11:04

just going way too hard. Way too hard. I

11:08

shouldn't have boned all 25 of those people. I

11:10

got blisters on my dick. Just

11:13

from friction. I

11:15

put these boils on my cock. Boil

11:19

cock, wow. Like an overcooked hot

11:21

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11:25

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13:16

there's this lady at one of the

13:18

shows this weekend. Holy

13:20

shit, dude. They

13:23

are from Utah. I

13:25

don't know how you get that dark as a white

13:27

person. Like

13:30

Sunwise? Bro, she was sprayed hand

13:32

out that ass, man. It was

13:34

borderline blackface. It was crazy. Nice.

13:37

I just looked at her and I said, you're

13:40

from here? She's like, yeah. I'm

13:42

like, okay. Sure

13:44

you are. Did you roast her for it? No,

13:46

it was so uncomfortable. I couldn't even. It

13:50

was like a blonde hair. Yeah. Oh

13:52

my gosh. She knew. She

13:55

was waiting for it. Her dude was like waiting for

13:57

it. The color contrast between

14:00

two of them couldn't have been

14:02

more stark man it was I

14:06

love when you see those old people at

14:08

like Mexican all-inclusive resorts yeah that

14:10

just like live there yeah you have like

14:12

most like leathery skin like

14:15

all they do all day looking like horse

14:17

saddle yeah all day and

14:19

they're also from like Utah they're

14:22

like I retired down here it's amazing just

14:26

one big skin cancer

14:28

looking like a moldy

14:30

fucking blunt yeah moldy

14:32

joint yeah oh

14:34

my god bro that's gonna be me

14:37

dude yeah oh yeah you're

14:39

gonna bronze up think so

14:41

yeah yeah there

14:43

weren't too many bronzers in Miami no

14:46

yeah we went to Dania Beach I was

14:48

like surprised not that many bronzers when'd you

14:51

go there two

14:53

weeks yeah wasn't my it's like

14:55

oh yeah we talked about that the pool hall

14:57

and everything yeah yeah so what was

15:00

Utah like it was

15:03

cool thanks everyone who came out to the shows I

15:08

don't know I think people

15:10

in Utah like live like in a repressed

15:12

way or something it's not necessarily

15:15

religious it just feels like I don't

15:18

know it just yeah

15:22

it was funny they're good shows but like

15:26

the way that these people would cut

15:28

themselves off from having fun was insane

15:30

I mean do you think

15:32

that's because like it isn't

15:34

like it's like a weird like dry county

15:36

or something don't they have like alcohol rules

15:38

and they stop selling alcohol after a certain

15:41

time or something people drink no I know

15:43

but I'm saying like Salt Lake City it's

15:45

got some weird rules like that doesn't it I

15:48

don't know look at a I think maybe

15:50

people just move there because

15:53

of work and then there's a large percentage

15:55

of religious people and I think

15:57

the lifestyles is a little bit slower yeah Okay.

16:00

So... Yeah,

16:03

I don't know. But it's like, people

16:05

would very visibly... There

16:11

were dudes in the front row that were laughing

16:13

but making no noise. Okay. It

16:15

was the weirdest thing I've ever seen. Like, they're going... Like,

16:17

they're like... Rotate it. No

16:21

sound coming out of their head. I started,

16:23

like, making fun of this dude, like... Like,

16:26

laughed. Unmute! Yeah, I'm like, let it out of

16:29

your head. And he just wouldn't.

16:32

It was funny. No, but they were great shows. Yeah,

16:38

what did it say? It's the

16:40

smallest font I've ever seen. 10am to 1pm? What?

16:45

Bars may serve types of alcohol from 10am

16:48

until 1am. Okay, so it's normal.

16:50

No, it's normal. It's normal. No,

16:52

there's something. There's something that I'm thinking of.

16:54

I'm remembering something. The way they pour shots

16:56

is weird. The

16:58

way they pour shots? They have this thing that they

17:00

pour it in, I'll try to find a picture, where

17:03

it, like, only will pour a shot. It

17:05

will pour anywhere. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've seen that.

17:08

Yeah, it's not saying it's a very, like... I feel

17:10

like a lot of rules there. Yeah, they have this

17:12

stupid rule, like, in my car. I have to, like,

17:14

blow into this. Yeah, yeah, it says, Utah's

17:16

DUI laws, so you're not allowed to have a DUI there

17:18

all of a sudden? Or

17:21

get one? I don't know. LA County put this

17:23

dumb rule on my car. Yeah. I was like,

17:25

play this game before I get the car started.

17:28

I was like, I gotta

17:30

blow into this little vape. It's actually kind of

17:33

fun. Yeah. I lose pretty

17:35

regularly. Yeah. I still haven't figured out

17:37

how to beat it. I've been going for the high score.

17:39

I can't get my car to start. I'll figure out this

17:41

game at some point. Yeah,

17:43

okay, these dumb things. And

17:45

it's like, if you get a table at a club, they'll

17:47

bring out the bottle with one of these fucking things on

17:50

it. Oh. Where you can, like, only pour one shot of,

17:52

you know? Interesting. Shit like that. It's, like, very, it's, like,

17:55

you know. Yeah. It's like freedom, but, like, with

17:57

a muzzle on. Well, if you...

18:00

So we went to a bar the first night,

18:02

played some pool. Then

18:05

we realized that there was a pool table in

18:07

our hotel lobby. Okay, nice. So

18:09

the second night. You just went to

18:11

town, just in the lobby. Took it over, man. Fuck

18:14

yeah. Dude

18:16

messaged me. He goes, hey

18:19

man, I just saw you in the

18:21

lobby. You wanna do some blow? No

18:24

way. All

18:27

right, I take it back, that's all I say. I

18:29

take it back, man. I was

18:32

just laughing, like, do a bunch of lines

18:35

just to play coke, or just play pool, like, coke-ed

18:37

up. In the lobby of your hotel. Just

18:41

slamming those balls hard. All right, man, I gotta

18:43

go to bed. Yeah, yeah. So

18:45

hard, eight balls flying off the table.

18:50

Actually, eight ball would be in the pocket. Yeah, yeah.

18:52

More ways than one. That was a good one, that was a

18:55

good one. Thank you. Did you

18:57

talk, went to shout out wise guys,

19:00

love that club, Ruth Diner. Okay.

19:03

Love that place. Okay, pull it

19:05

up. Ruth Diner, you know I love me

19:08

a diner. Yeah, was

19:10

awesome. Was awesome. Was

19:13

awesome. Ruth,

19:15

here we go. Oh my God. Just

19:17

below a mountain. Yeah. It's

19:19

very quiet up there. Yeah. That

19:22

is awesome. That's awesome. This is

19:24

awesome, really nice. And

19:27

then I'll check out Park City. Yeah, and?

19:30

The money, that's got it. I love it

19:33

there. Money laundering. Went there one time. Great

19:35

place for money laundering. What do you mean?

19:37

All those art galleries. Where?

19:42

In Park City. Okay, like in the town?

19:44

Yes, art galleries all up and down there.

19:46

We didn't really go around the town. We

19:49

stayed at the

19:51

fucking Ritz there, I think. Kelsey

19:54

and I, this is like back a long time ago. Yeah.

19:57

We drove there from LA. Mmm

20:01

stayed in the Ritz and we just like went

20:03

down to town for a meal, but we didn't

20:05

like really walk around Oh, yeah, not so many

20:07

are just rich people there. Yeah. Yeah Money

20:10

laundering for sure like the

20:13

art galleries are actual their drug

20:15

fronts or just you know

20:17

They got some money from something and then they

20:19

go by the art. I

20:21

don't know. I just never seen that many

20:23

galleries I think it's just because there's so

20:25

many rich people in perk city They have

20:27

nothing else to do so artists are like,

20:29

oh we're gonna Set up

20:31

shop here. Got it. And the people are like wandering

20:34

around town. They're like, I'll drop 10 grand on this.

20:36

Fuck it. Yeah, I Just

20:38

pictured those dudes going in there and be

20:40

like I would like this painting of a

20:42

skier for 40 million dollars Yeah,

20:49

I would like this four by four painting of

20:52

Madonna for 25 million dollars That's

20:57

a beautiful piece very rare. I Would

21:00

like this rock Yeah for

21:03

a hundred and fifty million dollars Down

21:07

on it is one of the galleries. Yeah, that's

21:09

why I think it's a money laundering place because the

21:11

art that I was looking at respectfully it sucked It

21:15

was not like a lot of

21:17

the art. I was saying I was thinking come the fuck on

21:21

We're dropping 20 G's on this that

21:24

didn't like inspire you Well,

21:27

if everything goes to shit you could just move there

21:29

and open up a bullshit gallery and probably make a

21:31

decent living Yeah Yeah,

21:33

you're right. Yeah like that Come

21:37

on man I'm

21:40

sure the way does look like some rich people

21:42

art though that you go into a sick-ass house

21:44

It's got that on the wall. You're this one.

21:46

This one's cool. Go back cool. Go back horse

21:49

one is this is in the lobby Of a

21:51

fucking hyatt. Yeah. Yeah, that's so true. This stinks.

21:53

This one's okay. Let's go to the next one So

21:56

the next one that one sucks

21:58

ass, bro. This is a criminal crypto millionaires above

22:02

his bed yeah yeah

22:05

dude I would love to hit that painting with

22:07

a car something about this painting

22:10

that I want to

22:12

drive my car into that I just want to see a

22:14

small mazda go through it what

22:16

else we got something about this ripping move okay

22:18

there were a lot of pieces like this and

22:23

I'm sure this took a lot of time and

22:25

it was done well oh actually I like these

22:27

these are okay those are decent go

22:31

next damn

22:33

work we're being cursed wow this horse painting

22:35

are we literally going back to that

22:37

that was all this indigenous person for

22:39

one day and it never came back yeah

22:44

you can't stay holy shit

22:47

you can't stay on that

22:49

painting sucks the one of the horses

22:51

those actually aren't that bad the

22:54

one that one is I don't fuck with rough the

22:57

rest one the rest of them I can't talk

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yeah, some of those

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galleries, it was some stinky art then.

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Stinky ass art. Yeah,

24:41

Ada Park City. Had a great steak

24:43

and eggs. Nice. Had some

24:46

ice cream. Nice. Yeah, took

24:48

a little gander around the block. Man, I ate

24:50

some fucking ice cream last night I've been making.

24:54

I've never felt worse in my life than I

24:56

did last night trying to go to sleep. You may

24:58

start eating a full pint of protein ice cream. For

25:03

what reason? Okay, so have you

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heard of the Ninja Creamy? No.

25:08

So it's a device where you

25:10

make a pint of like, it's like a way that

25:12

you can make your own ice cream at home but

25:14

you can make it healthy. This is such a cheap

25:17

shot but Ninja Creamer sounds like, I know it's like

25:19

Ninja the brand but yeah, yeah. Sounds

25:22

like what? Like Ninja the Stripper

25:24

came out with. Guys

25:27

I want you to cream the way I cream. Ninja

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flashlight I have tuned, it's got

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my exact settings. It comes

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in Detroit Lions blue and Fortnite

25:43

Chug Jugs cyan. No,

25:45

it's a fuckable chug jug.

25:50

The Ninja Creamer. I

25:53

can't do his voice. Guys

25:56

guys guys guys, watch the way I

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cream. It's

26:00

got two handles on it? Duh

26:04

duh duh duh duh Damn

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it. The Ninja Creamer. Holy

26:10

fucking God. That's really funny. Alright, so you've been

26:12

fooling around with the Ninja Creamer. Okay, Ninja Creamy,

26:14

so you can like freeze a pint. Creamy? Whatever

26:17

you want. Stop it man. Overnight. Creamy,

26:20

yeah. With an eye. Creamy.

26:22

Like an apple product. Creamy. Ninja

26:26

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kitchen. Ninja Creamy.

26:48

Okay, so it's actually cream

26:50

all caps and then a lowercase i.

26:52

Is that what it says? Yeah.

26:55

Creami. Creamy. Creamy. So

26:57

you freeze a pint of whatever you want. Normally

27:00

it's like, you know, you can make, you know how like ice

27:02

cream is full. You can't fight the spaghetti. You

27:04

could. It would be

27:06

fucking disgusting. But that would make spaghetti ice cream

27:08

probably. Like ice cream is

27:10

made with like full cream, you know? Yeah. So

27:13

you can make it with like 2% milk or whatever and

27:15

you put whatever you want in it. So people on TikTok

27:17

are like fitness people are like, oh you can

27:19

make protein ice cream. And you put

27:21

a protein, a scoop of protein in there. And

27:23

like a little bit of a protein shake and some milk. And

27:26

then freeze it and put it in this thing. It makes like a

27:29

legitimate like Wendy's Frosty that has like 40

27:31

grams of protein in it. Alright. Which

27:34

sounds like an awesome idea and I think it

27:37

would be... Sounds really good for your digestive tract

27:39

too. Especially at 8pm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like right

27:41

before going to bed. Like

27:43

it probably would be fine at like 1pm. You

27:46

know, but eating it right before bed. Such

27:50

a game changer dude. If

27:52

you want to like just have stomach pains and be

27:54

farting all night and not sleep at all, game changer.

27:56

Yeah. Yeah. You saw

27:58

your own... on farting it up

28:00

in his bed, you're like, I got to join him. Yeah,

28:02

yeah, I'm jealous of his poops. Yeah. I

28:05

need me some of that in my life. Like a nice squirt

28:07

foam pants. Yeah.

28:09

So you had a 40 gram

28:13

serving of ice cream, or a 40 gram protein

28:15

serving of ice cream. Which

28:17

you know, it's like you

28:19

can't have it all. No. That's

28:22

God being, like the stomach pains was God being

28:24

like, listen, this is a hack,

28:26

you can't do this. You can't have ice cream that's

28:28

like semi-good for you. Doesn't work

28:30

like that. Sorry. I mean. Life

28:33

just doesn't work like that. You can't have, you

28:35

know? Yeah. If you want to eat ice

28:37

cream, you got to deal with the fact that it's horrible for you.

28:40

That's the give and take, you know?

28:42

Well, it's like I put my meal in my

28:44

store yesterday, and I was just like, you know,

28:46

speaking of microplastics. Every

28:49

morning I laugh, I'm like, I got to stop

28:52

this. I'm going to get stomach cancer a lot

28:54

faster this way. Right.

28:56

What was the meal? Frozen protein waffle. I

28:58

saw that in the frozen chicken bites. Yeah,

29:00

yeah. Just bear chicken. Yeah.

29:03

People are like, you didn't season this. I'm like, it's got seasoning.

29:05

Yeah. They're not. I

29:09

actually. That was funny. So you microwaved

29:11

it and didn't air fry? No, I air fried

29:13

the chicken. Oh, okay. So they're both gone at

29:15

the same time. I microwaved, yeah. Actually, I wanted

29:18

to get all three, but so I microwaved

29:23

no sugar syrup and then air

29:26

fried the chicken and then toasted the waffle. So

29:28

it's just like, like, engines

29:31

going. Yeah, yeah. Like whatever the

29:33

hell you describe all that as. Yeah. And

29:35

then I took some real butter and

29:38

I put the hot ass syrup over the butter.

29:41

But every time I eat this, I'm like, this is

29:43

not real food. This is

29:45

space food. Yeah. Especially

29:48

the protein waffle. Like again, it's like

29:50

it shouldn't. But the ingredients. Too

29:53

good to be true. The ingredients don't seem crazy. Yeah. I

29:56

just feel like no sugar syrup and I

29:58

eat that shit too. And it's like. Because it feels like

30:01

healthier. Yeah, but it's just got to be

30:03

more processed than the average thing You know well

30:05

yeah, I mean the waffle I have a little

30:07

faith in because like the ingredients are just

30:09

like wheat milk How

30:11

and then protein fucking powder

30:13

which is so well yeah, it

30:15

tastes bad You know well we

30:17

know that's cancer. That's what I'm

30:19

saying. Yeah, we know way isolated.

30:21

Yeah It's just funny that every

30:24

like fitness enthusiasts is like that

30:26

will protein what that will yes

30:28

Yeah, at least we'll be jacked

30:30

when we die. Yeah protein power is good for you. Yeah

30:33

Yeah, no It's gonna

30:35

kill you just make sure you get 60 grams of

30:37

protein every single meal. Yeah Yeah,

30:41

and when the hemorrhoids start chirping don't worry

30:43

about that yeah, you're getting big yeah And

30:45

hopefully you're squatting enough that your ass is

30:47

so strong that it keeps the hemorrhoid in

30:49

that it pops them Yeah, or it or

30:51

a beer pops them or just at least

30:53

keeps them at bay. Yeah, yeah,

30:55

man So

30:58

even you lifting I

31:00

did though I

31:02

lifted once It's

31:05

good in the last two weeks. Yeah, it's good.

31:07

So I guess you could say I've been lifting

31:09

yeah Yeah, I've been

31:11

actively lifting. I actually was gonna go today

31:14

as well. Yeah, I think I might I'm

31:16

aiming for two I Want

31:18

a week is pretty good. Yeah, I mean it's

31:20

better than nothing actually yeah all jokes aside I

31:23

did I dead lifted the bar Plus

31:26

10 pounds on each side. That's good

31:29

getting back in it 65 pounds in

31:31

total. Let's go. Yep, and

31:33

I did two pull-ups I

31:37

Squatted the bar no no sorry I

31:40

did like four sets of bodyweight squats. Yeah, and then I

31:42

worked my way up to squatting the bar yeah You

31:45

got to start slow. Yeah, I always when I start lifting

31:47

again come out way too hot Yeah, and you get that

31:49

like arm cramp where you can't move your arms for like

31:51

two weeks You can't straighten them not work. I'm not doing

31:54

that this time now. So I've been easing into it. Yeah,

31:56

I Had a I've been it.

31:58

I had a couple decent PRs the last couple Nice,

32:00

fuck yeah. Alright, deadlifted

32:06

205? Nice. 215? It

32:08

was a sumo though. Nice. So, a little

32:11

bit easier. Oh, okay. Wait, the bar that goes around

32:13

you? No, no. Um, sumo deadlift?

32:15

Sumo is like where your legs are like

32:17

wide. Okay. Why that? Uh,

32:20

I just feel more confident. Um,

32:23

I'm just, I don't know. Um, I

32:25

have like shit mobility in my low back, so

32:28

to me it's not worth it. I'm

32:30

not doing this shit for money. Yeah. Uh,

32:32

and I have a trap bar, so I'll do that

32:34

too. Yeah, okay. I'll load up a little heavy on

32:37

that, but yeah, that was, that

32:39

was every exercise for me is a sumo one, just

32:41

cause of my build. Yeah, yeah. Flatter

32:44

thigh. Get in there. Yeah.

32:49

Yeah. Bench 180

32:51

yesterday. Nice. Holy hell, dude.

32:54

That's close to a two-bagger. Yeah, we're getting

32:56

up there, man. Fucking up there. A two-piece. Two-piece?

33:00

Yeah. Yeah. That's the, I'm

33:02

still, I'm still working up, you know. Uh,

33:04

that's like close to my one rep

33:06

max right now. Nice. But, yeah,

33:08

lifting. But I'm kind of on the same schedule, man.

33:10

I'm only doing like two to three times a week

33:13

right now. I mean, I think three

33:15

times a week is all you need, lifting-wise. Yeah,

33:17

it's pretty good. Yeah. And you can get

33:19

like jacked on that if you mean healthy. Yeah.

33:22

I've got a, I actually like have chicken

33:26

wing lats. It's so weird. I've never

33:28

had lats. Okay. So I got like little,

33:30

I got little chicken wings. The lat is

33:32

here? Yeah. Yeah, nice. Yeah.

33:36

So I'm like, uh, now- You're

33:38

doing like rows and shit, is that? Yeah,

33:40

yeah. Penley rows. That's my wave. I

33:42

think I might go for a big one this week, but yeah,

33:45

my, uh, now I'm like

33:47

a buff JV basketball player.

33:50

I'm a buff 11th grader. Hell yeah, dude.

33:53

Yeah, man. Congrats. I

33:55

read it. I would honestly say

33:57

that those guys are probably way more jacked on us.

33:59

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I see them Dude

34:04

I found out that was so I hung out

34:06

Carrington in Utah. Oh, yeah, I saw that how's

34:09

he doing? He's good. He said first

34:12

of all Carrington is so Unintentionally

34:14

funny and I always give him

34:16

shit for this because he says

34:18

things that like Like

34:22

hot people say and he doesn't know

34:25

that it's ridiculous. Yeah So

34:28

I talked about how I like working out at lifetime gyms

34:31

and he goes oh lifetime Jim here I

34:33

think it's like a swingers Jim I go

34:35

what he's like I don't know every time I go it just

34:37

feels like like moms are like showing it

34:39

off and I said Are

34:42

you sure like they're not? Yeah, yeah,

34:44

then like we're all like everywhere is

34:46

a swingers place for you. Yeah, exactly

34:50

Insight is like I think that place I think

34:52

is the swingers diner Are you going to you're

34:54

gonna Bruce? I'm pretty sad plays a swingers I'm

34:57

Selena was like you like like

34:59

saying like it carries and goes to Whole Foods

35:01

and he's like, I don't know dude I think

35:03

Whole Foods like all the moms there like I

35:05

get hit on like relentless I

35:10

wouldn't go there man. Everyone's really horny Everyone's

35:13

everyone will try to fuck you if you go there It

35:17

was so funny man That's

35:20

really good Yeah,

35:22

all the moms are just I don't know what's

35:25

what they're putting in the water just throwing it

35:27

but yeah Yeah Dude,

35:31

do not go there unless you want to get hit on by mom

35:34

Do not go to lifetime unless you want to get

35:36

sucked off by every mom locker room. Yeah,

35:38

it's crazy It's so they

35:40

just like give you free blow jobs there Lifetime's

35:45

so weird. I went I went and worked out there and

35:47

then I had like a orgy all to myself I didn't

35:49

know that that was part of the package. I keep getting

35:51

sucked off there. Yeah, man. It was a

35:56

That's really good I went to

35:58

Vegas. Yeah, I know How was it? It

36:01

was great. Oh yeah, it was after a figure. It

36:03

was fun. WAM! It

36:05

was a good time. Umm... Yeah,

36:08

it was fun. I played a good show. I

36:10

was decent. First

36:12

time I ever did a two hour set, which was just

36:14

so long. Yeah. So

36:16

fucking long. Yeah. I had way more music than I thought

36:19

I needed and I ran out. Wow.

36:22

So what do you do when you run out? You

36:24

just start playing like Journey and just... I

36:27

literally played Don't Stop Believing because it was like the end of... Like

36:30

a house remix or whatever, but it was the end of

36:32

the set. I was like, I don't know. Yeah. People

36:35

start to filter out, you know?

36:37

Especially at Encore Beach

36:39

Club. It's like by 5.30. It's

36:41

like people are like, alright let's go shower for dinner

36:43

and shit like that. So at the end I'm just

36:45

like, I don't know what to play anymore to get

36:47

these people excited. Yeah. But

36:50

no, all in all it was super fun. You

36:53

just cut the music and be like, go home. Yeah. Go

36:56

back to your room. Yeah, you guys look like shit.

36:59

You guys are way too drunk. You

37:01

look fucked up. Go

37:03

take a shower for your guys' own day.

37:05

Yo, what up? Everyone, I just wanted to let

37:07

you know it's 5.30. I can smell you all. I

37:11

got no more music left because you weren't supposed to

37:14

be here this long. You're all... you have a problem.

37:16

So head up to the room, get cleaned up. Alright

37:18

man, thanks for coming out. Goodnight. Yeah.

37:22

It was fun and then afterwards... Hit

37:26

the tables. Yeah, of course. Right? Wait,

37:29

oh, I got something else to say after this. Uh-oh. Okay,

37:33

something adjacent but... Hit

37:36

the tables, roulette. Right? And

37:38

I was with... So it was Christian's 30th

37:40

birthday and he brought like Alex and a

37:42

whole bunch of people, all of his friends,

37:45

to Vegas. So they were there for the show. They just like

37:47

happened to be there so they came for the show and then

37:49

afterwards I was gambling and sat

37:52

down at the roulette table with Alex and

37:56

one of Christian's buddies, right? Both of which like

37:58

don't really gamble. Right. So

38:02

the people, first of all, the people at the table are

38:04

just like frustrated. Cause like they keep like buying in and

38:07

they have to check the ID and these people just like wanna

38:09

bet. Yeah. And they're like holding up the

38:11

rolls. Right. And then they keep leaning on

38:13

the glass. They got

38:15

yelled at by the dealer like 15 times. Up

38:19

until the point where I was the one being like,

38:21

don't touch the glass. Don't touch the glass. Don't

38:23

touch the glass. Right. So

38:25

things are like, the vibes are like pretty, pretty

38:28

horrible at that table. You want

38:30

like a well oiled roulette session where people are

38:32

just laying money down on numbers, people are hitting,

38:34

it's fun. The whole time it's

38:36

like, don't touch the glass. Don't touch the glass. And they're

38:38

like checking IDs, rebuying in. What,

38:41

vibes are ones? What? Yeah.

38:44

So finally, like Alex has lost a couple. He

38:46

keeps putting money on red. I usually

38:48

only bet black. So I'm like, what are you

38:50

doing? We're betting against each other. Vibes are horrible.

38:52

Yeah. Finally, he's on his last

38:55

legs. He's like, this sucks man. I just lost

38:57

like 300 bucks or something. I'm

39:00

like, you know what, fucking. Take my stack, move

39:02

it over to red. I'm with you. And

39:06

then I had only money on 11. Okay.

39:09

Black 11? Yeah. Yeah.

39:11

I had 10 on there. Okay. Hits

39:14

black 11. Wow. Whoa, the tide

39:16

changes. So what is that? 350 bucks. Yeah.

39:21

And then the next one, he

39:23

hits red. He takes a

39:26

stack and just puts it on top. And then I do

39:28

the same thing. I

39:30

guess the next one, it would have been, so we had

39:32

new bets on red. We both hit. We both stacked. Up

39:34

until the point where his stack was like this big on

39:36

red and mine was probably like this big

39:39

and we hit again. And so? That's

39:41

it. That's the whole story. It just was

39:43

electric. We were all cheering. Everyone was cheering. The people

39:45

at the table were like, people that were mad before

39:47

was like, holy hell, good hit. Okay.

39:50

You know what's about their marriages, about their weddings. They're like,

39:52

we just got married in LA. They're

39:55

loving us now. Yeah. It was great. And

39:57

we walked away, took all the profits, a play.

40:00

the digital horse racing game lost it all. Completely

40:04

down to zero. And that

40:06

machine never fucks me, ever.

40:09

Yeah, never. Never. Never. My

40:12

friend was like, they need to do a thing in Vegas

40:14

where they constantly change out the machines so that you have

40:16

that beginner's luck. You know what

40:18

I mean? Yeah. So you constantly

40:20

like, what is this fucking thing? And you hit

40:22

some jackpot, you know, that always happens. I'm surprised

40:25

they haven't taken the horse racing one and done

40:27

like a NASCAR version of that. Invent

40:31

that. I'm sure they got it.

40:33

You could get a sick licensing fee. Actually,

40:36

NASCAR could. You would get nothing. Yeah, I would

40:38

get zero. Yeah. This

40:41

is what I wanted to tell you, though. And this is gambling

40:43

related, and then we'll stop talking about gambling. And

40:46

by the way, if you have a gambling problem and you're

40:48

listening to this, you're almost there. Keep

40:51

going. The

40:54

next big win is right around the corner. It's

40:57

only a problem until you hit big. Then

40:59

it's a solution. Sorry. So

41:04

there's this guy. Okay. If you

41:06

have a gambling problem, then this story also won't be very

41:08

good for that. There's this guy on

41:10

Instagram, and basically he

41:12

started at 15,000 followers, and

41:15

he started this thing where he goes on stake, and

41:17

he bets 10 cents for every follower

41:20

he has, and he plays one hand of blackjack

41:22

every day. And we'll just do one bet, and

41:24

it's 10 cents per follower. So he started out at

41:26

1,500 bucks. Now

41:28

he's got almost a million followers, so

41:31

he's betting 100 grand on one hand. Every

41:34

day. Every day. And he's

41:36

at 600, he's over 600 grand in profits right

41:38

now, and he puts his profits in his bio.

41:41

He's on day like 73, I think. And

41:44

every day it's like the most electric fucking

41:47

clip of this guy. This

41:50

guy right here. Blackjack and betting 10

41:52

since you've read Instagram follower, I've got there are 940,000

41:56

of your weapons with us now. So a $94,000 bet coming right up. Alrighty

42:00

ladies and gentlemen we have a

42:05

$94,000 hand going on the line for the 940,000

42:08

of your weapons with us 90 on the button

42:10

two case Each of the side bits this blow

42:12

differently gloves up both hands on the golf course

42:14

Never has a blackjack hand stood to have such

42:17

an impact on my life. I'm not healthy for

42:19

growth Seven versus six.

42:21

Ah That might be

42:23

a double down. There might be a

42:26

double down that I'm going to hit

42:28

I'll take three four or ten. God

42:30

damn you go change for me here Can

42:43

I get the job done again Oh I

42:52

will see you tomorrow. You smug

42:54

son of a bitch when we'll

42:56

be bidding even more How

42:59

electric is that? Yeah Yeah,

43:02

so simple too. Yeah, it's

43:04

a great way to build followers It

43:08

wasn't it wasn't beast here talking about that what he's

43:10

like I had an idea for a channel or if

43:12

you did a scratcher every day. Oh, yeah.

43:15

Yeah. Yeah So,

43:18

yeah It's

43:22

fucking electric It's

43:26

fucking electric you gotta you gotta follow this

43:28

guy Tim Naki

43:32

Yeah, I wonder if we'll just keep going up You're

43:35

sure Ryan Garcia fight. Yeah, I saw I watched

43:37

the highlights I watch I didn't

43:39

know what's happening. I rewatched the whole fight. Nice. You

43:41

didn't watch it live No,

43:44

of course. I watched it live with a paid pay-per-view.

43:46

Yeah, of course. I Did

43:48

not watch it by way of

43:50

a tweet that said fuck it full Ryan Garcia fight

43:52

That's the same one that I watched. I didn't watch

43:54

that. I mean, it's the same one. I didn't watch

43:58

Didn't watch or not and that didn't watch on Twitter I

44:02

didn't watch the fuck it full Ryan

44:04

Garcia fight with the in-between round moments

44:06

cut out so it's just the Core

44:10

fight yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

44:12

no you would never you want to see the in-between

44:14

round part yeah Yeah,

44:16

I wouldn't apply watch it because the media has

44:18

been disabled yeah exactly so I got

44:20

to it after this happened So this is the same screen I saw

44:23

yeah And it definitely did not

44:26

scrub through to all the parts where Devin and

44:28

handy fell down Yeah, I thought

44:30

the first six rounds were really

44:35

It was really like the pacing was

44:37

so strange Cuz Ryan comes

44:39

out there for that first minute throwing him and

44:41

it's like for the next four. He's

44:43

just Doing this

44:45

weird like Philly shell Defense

44:48

and he's like not really firing so and

44:50

everyone is saying this fights crazy I'm like

44:52

when does it fucking roll over right and

44:54

then it was like after six. He was

44:56

like seven through 12

44:59

were pretty pretty good Yeah,

45:03

it was funny both of their strategies

45:05

seemed really obvious

45:08

hmm, I don't know

45:10

it seemed like Ryan

45:13

was like baiting Devin to

45:15

like Reach out then he'd

45:17

like lock him up in the head and then they separate And

45:20

see like for the first half Ryan was just trying to time that

45:22

hook But then he started I think

45:24

setting it up with the right hand. I don't know it was a He

45:27

had some zingers though. Yeah, put

45:30

that dude on his ass Pretty

45:35

crazy. Yep, I don't understand

45:37

the whole like Like what

45:40

happened with him because I saw some shit where he

45:42

like disappeared for a second then yeah So

45:44

the boys phone and then he was like they're after me and

45:46

it just seemed like he was going insane a little bit In

45:49

the lead-up he was yeah, he had a lot

45:51

of public moments where he's like Ah,

45:55

they took me to the Bohemian Grove I

45:57

saw them assaulting

45:59

children some

46:02

pretty wild statements and

46:05

then um... Yeah. Yeah, and

46:07

then he started talking a lot about God

46:11

and then yeah, he's like my, you know, something

46:14

about his phone getting taken away and now he's gonna

46:16

focus on training. It was just like a lot of...

46:18

Did it ever get like... What,

46:20

like did it ever like get figured out what happened or...

46:23

So a lot of people are saying they

46:25

believe that it was all an act. Yeah.

46:29

I don't know. It seems like he's just kind of like

46:31

trying to go for a rebrand. Like

46:33

he's trying to like he was like

46:36

clearly still in his like victory speech

46:38

he gave. He's like, oh they

46:41

used to think I was just some pretty boy. Like that has

46:43

really gotten in his head. The fact that he made

46:46

fun of so much for like being an influencer and

46:48

being like a handsome guy. Yeah. He's like trying to

46:50

rebrand as like a crazy guy

46:52

sort of. I don't know if

46:55

it's that calculated. Part of me

46:57

thinks that he is growing

46:59

up and this just may have

47:01

been who he was and like

47:04

he's coming into his own. Yeah. That

47:06

happens with people. Like they they

47:09

put on what they think they're supposed to put on and then

47:12

they, I don't know, they become an adult and they're like,

47:14

now you know what, this is me now. So I don't

47:16

know if it's like a rebrand so much as like maybe

47:19

he actually believes some of this. Yeah.

47:21

I think it's possible that it's a rebrand for sure.

47:23

I'm not I'm not shooting that down either. But I

47:27

don't know. I guess I feel like I

47:30

think some of what he was saying and the

47:32

way he puts on, I think you

47:35

gotta like believe some of it. What?

47:38

Just like how he feels about God and

47:40

yeah yeah totally. You know the the

47:43

powers that be or whatever. Like I think he

47:45

has to believe some of that. Yeah. Yeah. But

47:49

yeah. Yeah. I

47:51

definitely think no there's probably an element though for

47:53

sure where he's like, oh they think I'm a

47:55

corny influencer. Yeah. And I want to

47:57

be like this. What's

48:00

the right word for it? Loose

48:03

cannon tethered yeah loose cannon sort of like I

48:05

don't know Mike Tyson type that got a face

48:07

tattoo like that sort of thing well, he makes

48:09

you more of like a Vicious

48:12

seeming person when you like can't be Predicted

48:15

yeah, he also had that

48:18

he had like a moment where he bowed out of a

48:20

fight because of like mental health Yeah, so I didn't

48:23

pay no one paid attention to him in that

48:25

period of his life either So I wonder if

48:27

something happened there. Yeah, maybe he's just actually I

48:29

don't know Yeah,

48:32

I don't know food But I saw tweet that he

48:34

bet 2 million on himself and cash out 12

48:37

million from it apparently Floyd would do that a

48:39

lot I Mean

48:41

it makes sense. Yeah, right that would

48:43

just make you go so much harder. I feel like yeah

48:46

Begging on yourself is pretty dope right if

48:48

you know you're gonna make 12 million bucks on

48:50

top of the fucking purse. Yeah Yeah

48:54

nuts. Yeah they

49:02

He Heard

49:04

on him What was wild

49:06

to me was Devin was actually doing well

49:09

for like the middle of the fight He was doing really well,

49:11

and then I don't know what happened

49:13

I'd like cuz I obviously

49:15

I'm not a boxer, but the way

49:17

it just rolled over and Ryan is just catching

49:19

him fucking nuts. Yeah Yeah

49:22

influencer boxing What

49:25

about it it's better than this Yeah

49:29

after seeing this fight I just have to

49:31

say it's better when non professionals do yeah

49:33

exactly It makes me really look forward to

49:35

the Jake Paul. They punch the back of

49:37

the head. Yeah You

49:40

know Yeah, what are all

49:42

the matches happening in 2024? Because

49:45

I want to see every single one of them. Well

49:47

Jake is gonna you know Trade

49:51

around with Mike That's

49:53

gonna be on Netflix. Yeah. Yeah,

49:57

that's gonna be that'll

49:59

be interesting And then, um... Wait,

50:03

Salt Poppy? What?

50:06

Yeah. Is that like the restaurant guy?

50:08

No, no, no. What am I thinking of? You're

50:11

thinking of Salt Bay. Oh yeah, yeah,

50:13

yeah. You're right. Salt Poppy is this

50:15

guy, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Filipino

50:18

influencer boxer. Yeah, he took

50:20

a pretty tough loss against that dude

50:22

Slim. But this dude is actually... He's

50:25

not jacked. Yeah, no. Look at his arms.

50:27

Yeah, he lost a lot of weight. He's

50:29

trained most of his life. Jesus Christ! Yeah.

50:33

So we'll see how he gets on in this

50:36

next fight. May

50:39

11th, that's coming up. Yeah, dude. Bevo's

50:41

got a fight locked. No

50:44

way. Yeah, he's got a fight confirmed, dude. Damn,

50:46

dude. He... Fucking...

50:49

Just iced me. Oh,

50:51

really? Yeah, I wanted... Just a recording

50:53

of his voice. For the beginning of a song.

50:55

That's it. And I messaged

50:57

him on TikTok. I was like, hey... I sort of

51:00

explained it, but I was more like... This was right

51:02

after he came on the show. Yeah. I was like,

51:04

hey, dude. Thanks again for coming on the show. Hey,

51:06

I'm just wondering if you wouldn't mind doing this for

51:09

me. And he was like, it's

51:11

calm, bruv. I'm leaving today. Or something like

51:13

that. I was like, no, I don't need you. You can just do it

51:15

with your phone. Yeah. Red. Never

51:17

responded. I was like,

51:19

damn. He

51:21

blew up, man. Yeah, he's... Bevo,

51:24

man. He's too cool now. Sucked. All

51:26

I wanted is a recording of

51:28

him being like, yeah, you know the rules.

51:30

Just like, but for me, you know? No,

51:32

no. That's trademarks, bro. I guess.

51:36

You gotta pay him for that. Seriously. You

51:41

know the rules, bro. Yeah, you gotta love this

51:44

in his profile. Full-time genius. Full-time genius. What

51:46

I really want, man, is... Who's our boy from

51:48

DC? Davis Clark. No,

51:50

no. There's Davis Clark. Who's

51:53

his arch nemesis? Yeah.

51:57

Tony P. Yeah, they did like a video together.

52:00

right they did link but

52:02

I want I want them boys here on

52:04

the show for a for

52:06

a this

52:09

shit on and on yeah shit

52:11

off an undisclosed matchup I want

52:14

to fly them both here for an undisclosed matchup

52:16

what they're gonna fight each other they won't fight

52:19

but it'll be a battle of what if

52:22

they want boys if you want to find out

52:25

undisclosed match I'm a fight promoter now

52:27

it's a yap off it

52:30

might be it might

52:32

be but yeah you heard it

52:34

here money

52:37

miller time promotions I want Davis

52:39

Clark and Tony P here to

52:41

face off in an undisclosed competition

52:45

oh sorry somebody

52:49

already invented this no no I don't want them to fight

52:52

something undisclosed competition no one knows what

52:54

the competition okay got it got it got

52:57

it but it's not it's not a

52:59

combat it will be a battle yeah okay

53:01

it should just be like it

53:06

should be like saying pointless shit in a

53:08

meeting you know

53:10

like a competition of like wasting time

53:12

in a meeting feeling

53:14

the air with because I feel like they're both pretty good

53:16

at that not oh

53:19

yeah or it could be

53:21

a you could yeah yap

53:23

off could

53:25

be like equivalent to a

53:27

stand-up show but it's it's

53:30

them doing motivational speeches yeah

53:33

a big crowd yeah yeah and then the

53:35

crowd rates who is more motivation yeah who

53:38

got them more hype yeah right I like

53:41

that I think Davis will

53:43

be better at that though Tony P doesn't really

53:46

he doesn't give him doesn't give

53:48

off like a motivational vibe David's always talks

53:50

about like being locked in and everything this

53:52

guy just kind of like I am hanging

53:54

out oh so maybe needs

53:56

to be like an excel battle yes

53:59

that's what I'm talking Excel is an Excel competition. Really?

54:03

Yeah, pull that up. Wait, for what?

54:05

Like speed or just competence or what?

54:08

I don't know the Excel. Like here's a crazy formula,

54:10

do this in Excel? But I believe there is like

54:12

an eSport for Excel. That's

54:15

awesome. I think. Damn. Also

54:17

makes me think of this tweet of a theater where

54:20

there's like, there's a screen, there's a picture of a

54:22

theater and it's like imagine Excel on this. Like

54:25

I'm X. Like go

54:27

up. Here

54:29

it is. Go up to the top. Microsoft

54:32

Excel World Championship, early December

54:34

2024. Dude, we

54:37

should fucking go to this. Sure.

54:40

Should we not and like interview people? Sure.

54:44

Just like what's the craziest thing

54:46

you've ever modeled on

54:48

Excel? Imagine I just

54:51

surprise you and I show

54:53

up as a registrant. Yeah. Dude,

54:56

I'm ass at Excel. Are you good? No.

54:59

I'm so ass. Yeah. 72

55:03

top Excel modelers, 200 players

55:06

spots. The fact that they even have

55:08

200 people to fill this bracket

55:11

is crazy. This is awesome.

55:13

I think it's all just like finance dudes and

55:16

like CPAs and stuff. Probably.

55:19

Yeah. Like yeah, finance analysts. I'll

55:21

say this. We

55:25

have enough time to train. That's

55:28

true. These people have been doing this for

55:30

years though. You know? I may

55:32

never know. You know, you do

55:34

the, you could be the David Goggins of

55:36

Excel. And it's at the Luxor. Yeah. The

55:39

HyperX Esports Arena. Let's go man. Bro,

55:41

we should absolutely do this. Wait, when in

55:43

July is it? Or no, it's in December.

55:45

December dude. What is it? I

55:48

think I have to do, like I could line up one

55:50

of my shows with that and then

55:52

we could actually go. Dude. What

55:55

is the price of that pass? Full down? Two

55:59

grand. a VIP and

56:02

you get to meet one of the players? Buy

56:05

one right now. Buy

56:07

two actually. If

56:11

you want to make some money man, host an

56:13

Excel competition. Jesus Christ.

56:15

Seriously. 2K a ticket? That's

56:23

like Springsteen tickets dude. No

56:26

that's way more. You could

56:28

go see fish at the sphere right now for less

56:30

than that. That's fucking

56:32

crazy. 2K for a VIP? Oh

56:37

dude imagine this at the sphere. Yeah.

56:39

Sphere. Did I say sphere? Sphere.

56:42

Imagine the German to sphere. At the

56:44

sphere. The Dutch people in Vegas. Oh let's go

56:46

to the sphere. Let's

56:49

go to the sphere. It's close. It's

56:51

close by. Imagine just

56:54

a fucking spreadsheet. Yeah. And

56:56

a dude just speedrunning like revenue

56:59

projections. Oh my god. Oh

57:02

my how can he do it? Oh my god. Oh

57:05

the holy fuck. He's brought in

57:07

the. Something table?

57:09

What do you call them? The I don't

57:11

know. Pivot table. What's a pivot table? That's like a

57:13

thing that's difficult to do. What

57:15

is it? Summarize data.

57:19

Summarize data. Steven Ryan matching

57:22

against Yoon Lin. Yoon's

57:24

have been dominating the Microsoft Excel

57:26

World Championship for the last four

57:28

years. Let's see if Steven can do it.

57:31

How does he open? Oh my god. This data

57:33

set is huge. Yeah it's about a. It's about

57:35

a fifteen hundred rows. Fifteen

57:38

columns. Fifteen hundred rows. How do you start?

57:40

And here he goes. Straight to it. Pivot

57:43

table opening. Oh my god. Yoon

57:45

Lin taking a different approach. He breaks down

57:47

the data into three separate sheets. Holy

57:50

shit. He's got a back

57:52

pocket equation. He has everything arranged by

57:55

fucking gender. Oh my god. Who

58:00

would have thought it was so simple? Oh

58:02

my god! Oh my god!

58:04

He's locked in! Unlim is

58:07

locked in. He's creating, yep, we

58:09

see it, a 3D graph. Wait

58:12

a minute, he's created a pivot table inside

58:14

his pivot table. He's

58:16

pivoting his pivot table. We didn't think it

58:18

was possible. Yeah, I

58:20

don't know what you can do, really, just... You

58:23

know, my dad's built a ton of apps in

58:25

Excel. That's crazy. Yeah.

58:29

And you just code straight up? You can,

58:31

yeah. It's just like a database and everything.

58:33

Visual, everything, it's really procedural. It's

58:35

hell. Awesome. It's

58:37

fucking hell. Damn. Yeah. I

58:40

bet you it would be actually so fun to go to this and

58:42

watch it. Be pretty hype. Because I actually,

58:44

when I do make a good spreadsheet, and

58:48

I say good very loosely, I just mean like

58:50

when I accomplish what I set out to do.

58:52

You and Lim listening to this right now, going,

58:54

good spreadsheet. Yeah, exactly. You wouldn't know a good

58:57

spreadsheet with shit on your face. I

59:00

just mean like I've created them before to like track investments and

59:02

shit like that. And when I do it and

59:04

you change something else, something else changes.

59:06

Yeah. Feels kind of good. Yeah.

59:10

I agree with that. Sum, write that shit.

59:12

Yeah, yeah, equals sum. So I can't imagine

59:14

like watching someone create a beautiful one.

59:17

It probably feels like, oh. I

59:19

wonder if these guys bring out like special,

59:21

you know, keyboards, because

59:23

it gives them access to cells quicker. Yeah, maybe.

59:26

Yeah, this could be like Starcraft,

59:28

just 400 APM. Yeah. Damn.

59:33

Do we see a clip from the Microsoft Excel Championship? Yeah,

59:35

let's find a clip of this. I'm actually

59:38

really like compelled by this. It's

59:41

on YouTube. Best moments.

59:44

Highlights from the... How

59:46

many views? How about, how

59:49

about Flash Fill? Oh my

59:52

God. What are you doing? This is

59:54

Oz Deslaine, who hates all artificial intelligence. No.

59:58

Something like this. You

1:00:00

can see it. Right? You can see

1:00:02

it. Right? You'll know whether

1:00:04

or not it works. We're two minutes in and Kierman

1:00:06

hasn't scored a point. Oh, lord! Hold

1:00:09

on, are these guys at home? Named

1:00:12

range! That caster

1:00:15

making fun of it is so good. Look

1:00:20

at this. Named

1:00:22

range! Woo! All

1:00:27

of the answers he's making.

1:00:31

He's not just trying to solve this for

1:00:33

just infantry, which is what level three is

1:00:35

going to be. He's trying

1:00:37

to solve this for everything. And this should theoretically

1:00:40

launch him to a thousand points and get him all the answers right

1:00:43

to the end of level six if he gets this right. Well,

1:00:49

that's kind of crazy. So as

1:00:51

you solve things, it reveals things in the table?

1:00:53

And that's time. And we're done. 15

1:00:56

seconds. Yeah, let's go. F-M-U-C finals,

1:00:58

bro. Dude, that's Davis Clark. Yeah, trying to figure out

1:01:00

why we're here. Locked in, bro. Oh,

1:01:03

Morgan's got it! Oh, my God. Morgan

1:01:05

Carr! Morgan Carr is the Excelsior! Morgan Carr!

1:01:08

Excelsior, I'm Excelsior. Oh, my God. Oh,

1:01:10

my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my

1:01:12

God. Oh, my God. Oh, my

1:01:14

God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

1:01:17

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

1:01:19

my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

1:01:24

I wonder if these guys get, like, paid more of their job

1:01:26

when they win something like this. They

1:01:29

can take it to their boss and be like, lookit, I'm, like,

1:01:31

proven to be better at this. Get the

1:01:33

fuck out of my office. Nerd. Yeah.

1:01:36

Dork. I might

1:01:38

deduct your pay for being such a

1:01:40

fucking virgin. Get back in your

1:01:42

seat. You better not have done this on company time.

1:01:45

Yeah. You're losing

1:01:47

the Excel Esports Open

1:01:49

Finals? Yeah. Because you have the

1:01:52

Open that gets you into the Finals. Oh, right. Okay.

1:01:55

And if you make it all the way to the Finals

1:01:57

for the Open to get into... You get what I'm saying? Because

1:02:00

every like eSports competition always has like a

1:02:02

preliminary is that what this is probably yeah,

1:02:04

okay I think these are clips from the

1:02:06

open. That's why they're at rackets. Yeah, okay,

1:02:09

I see So

1:02:11

you get all the way to the end of the

1:02:14

open and then you lose and you lose you're walking

1:02:16

around campus like So

1:02:21

close I'll

1:02:23

see the Luxor one day I'm

1:02:25

going with spirit. I should have gone with flashville. I

1:02:28

should have flash filled that I

1:02:32

Didn't I use a damn pivot table? It

1:02:37

comes to sell number 30 in the movement

1:02:39

number eight then next time he goes back

1:02:41

three cells this spreadsheet

1:02:43

looks like a scratcher I Want

1:02:46

to slot the other a put screen right now ride. I

1:02:48

want to slot scrap That

1:02:53

was like I went to Long Beach Grand Prix on

1:02:55

Sunday, how's that? This

1:02:58

is good They had a

1:03:00

lottery Truck there

1:03:02

like a California lottery truck. Yeah. Yeah, okay

1:03:04

amongst all the food Uh-huh, but

1:03:06

I could not stop chuckling myself across

1:03:09

from it is a I'm

1:03:12

not exaggerating like a 20 by 10

1:03:15

foot grill with a

1:03:17

medieval amount of chicken leg on it Okay,

1:03:19

like that shit was just you know a

1:03:21

little Game of Thrones scene. They got fried

1:03:23

octopus on the grill beer

1:03:27

Hot dogs turn around scratchers.

1:03:30

Yeah, that's awesome everything you'd ever

1:03:32

need and that line was cooking

1:03:35

really? Yeah, yeah watching people like

1:03:37

run up and like Gotta

1:03:40

get one. Yeah, crazy. That's awesome. This

1:03:43

is like you buy one Not

1:03:45

and feel like waiting. I wanted to watch the race. This

1:03:47

is like peak There were like

1:03:49

30 laps left and people were like now. I'm gonna go

1:03:51

get a scratcher Wow Is this

1:03:54

f1 no it was a

1:03:56

number of series, but the big race

1:03:58

was the Indy car series Oh cool,

1:04:00

how was it? That was good. Yeah,

1:04:04

it was good. It's

1:04:09

surprising how they're

1:04:11

able to make this track happen, and it's just

1:04:13

kind of, I don't

1:04:15

know, it's just there. It

1:04:18

doesn't seem to disturb anything too much. But

1:04:21

it's loud, pretty quick. I

1:04:24

didn't see any of the other categories. But

1:04:27

Indy is, Indy's got

1:04:29

great racing, man. If it

1:04:31

was more popular, or I

1:04:35

think they found a way

1:04:37

to make it more popular, I think people

1:04:40

would enjoy some of it more than Formula

1:04:42

One. Hot take. It's just

1:04:44

more entertaining. It's what's called

1:04:46

a spec race. So Formula One, it's

1:04:48

kind of like some people, some

1:04:50

organizations have had more money for longer, so

1:04:52

in terms of engineering, they're just way ahead.

1:04:55

But this is like you choose

1:04:58

from one of two motors, you all

1:05:01

have the same chassis relative. You

1:05:03

can make some adjustments, but it

1:05:05

kind of comes down to skill. Does

1:05:08

the driver crack under pressure? I

1:05:11

do. A bit more wheel

1:05:13

to wheel. Yeah,

1:05:17

it's cool. Well

1:05:19

guys, cars, man. That's it for this

1:05:22

one? Yeah, I got a fun clip for the bonus. I

1:05:26

know you're like, you're not

1:05:28

going to put it behind

1:05:30

the paywall because it's cooler

1:05:32

that way. Yeah. Alright

1:05:35

guys, see you soon. See you in the

1:05:37

bonus. We got some good clips, some

1:05:39

good stuff to talk about. Yeah,

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goodbye. Later.

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