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I don't have a hat. That's it. Okay. Can

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I just do this? Okay. Connor

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Russo. He

0:42

is no longer with us. No,

0:45

he is one of our interns that is sadly

0:48

passed on. Working

0:50

for us since January

0:52

13th, 1999. It's

0:56

a long internship. Yeah. It's

0:59

before we even were here. He's

1:02

been working this building. He's

1:05

just been here. He's just been here. Yeah.

1:07

He's been interning for this building in this,

1:10

in this, in space, of course. And

1:13

he's finally moved on. Our

1:15

beloved mother and intern, it says. Connor

1:18

Russo. We hardly knew him.

1:22

Literally, we hardly knew him. He's an intern. I never talked to him.

1:24

Yeah, I never talked to the fucking guy. Yeah, I don't even know

1:26

this. Connor, is that his name? Yeah, Connor. Connor

1:28

Russo. Fucking hell, Connor. Russo, that's what his

1:30

name was. The whole time I thought it

1:32

was Chris. Yeah, same. I've been calling

1:34

him Chris. I've been calling him Colbert. Connor,

1:38

Connor. Connor.

1:40

Connor. Well, now I'll know for,

1:42

well, I mean, never. No, just, he's gone.

1:45

I was just kidding. Shout out to Connor.

1:47

Yeah, shout out to you, man. We

1:49

love you, dude. And hopefully we see you

1:51

soon. And you said he designed this. Yes,

1:54

he did design this. This was his actual

1:56

like, project. I told him this

1:58

was his final project, is to make. his immemorial

2:00

and damn it Connor you did a

2:02

fucking shit job yeah yeah yeah awful

2:05

this is terrible bro. No wonder we

2:07

ended your internship. No

2:09

you killed it man. Yeah yeah nice work nice work.

2:30

Holy fuck Jamie! You'll be in the club with

2:32

that deer and get hit by that car? The

2:35

mystery of the flying stalker may

2:37

soon be solved. If you've never

2:39

smoked weed at literal footstops, you're

2:42

not a stoner. Goodbye.

2:44

The Army Air Force has announced that a

2:46

flying disc has been found and is now

2:48

in the production of the Army. I'm

2:52

gay as fuck. Why

2:54

did you get my arm second? The

2:56

dog's flying stalker. Look

2:58

at all these fucking chickens! You

3:00

hear this whole no, little brown dick

3:03

in your mouth? No! No! Please

3:08

look at all the signs. Fashion

3:11

mercy's bell. And get

3:13

ready for debate. I

3:18

just realized I looked in the mirror. Do

3:20

you see all the stains on my shirt? Oh yeah what's that from? It's

3:23

fucking baby puke. Oh cute. This

3:25

shit just lasts forever and I don't have a fucking

3:28

mirror in my house. I

3:30

mean I do but not like a full full body mirror. So

3:32

this is just story of my life now I pull up the

3:34

places I look in the mirror and I'm like oh god damn

3:36

it. Do you only have a mirror for your face? I

3:39

only have one small little facial mirror. Just

3:42

like this big. Yeah just to see your face. No

3:44

I do but I feel like you need I

3:46

don't know I don't know why I don't notice it. I

3:48

guess I don't really like once I get

3:50

dressed I don't really look in the mirror anymore. Yeah. You

3:53

know. I think who cares I think wear it. Just wrap it? Yeah.

3:57

Yeah. Yeah I got a baby. Yeah.

8:01

like talking, yeah, yeah, no, the kids, you know. How

8:03

are the kids, by the way? Oh, what? I

8:06

mean, you gotta have better reaction times. Yeah,

8:09

she really, but like, you don't, you fully

8:11

don't expect to see a fully like, you

8:13

know, two ton bull charging at you.

8:15

And if you're a- If that's fake, you'd be like, wait, what

8:17

the? If you're a little

8:19

drunk, you're like, well, that fucking,

8:22

oh. Yeah, yeah, that's true. She'd probably fade it

8:24

off the buzz balls. Yeah, this is the redneck

8:26

version of getting hit by a

8:28

car at like a sideshow. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

8:30

Yeah, you know, it really is. And

8:33

those guys, their reaction time is super

8:35

small. Yeah, well, they're young

8:37

dudes. Yeah, you get pants by

8:39

a car. Yeah. You're

8:42

gonna wake up immediately. Yeah, exactly. No,

8:44

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Can

8:46

I see the bull escape one more time? I

8:49

just wanna see him get free. So

8:51

you can see. By the way,

8:53

what's this song called? We

8:56

get that

8:58

right through the end of the day. The great, what

9:00

is it actually? God bless the USA. God bless the

9:03

USA, right? I should know that. Yeah,

9:08

so the kids are doing. No, did he just say,

9:10

oh my frickin' God? Hold on,

9:13

hold on, run that back 10 seconds, please.

9:15

Like, why aren't they yelling at these people?

9:17

Yo, move! Because they're all wasted at

9:19

the top banister. Everyone is just laughing and kind of

9:21

being like, whoa. They're all used

9:23

to it. Oh,

9:25

no, they are. Watch out! You

9:28

just barely heard it. Can I get it one more time? Yeah, take it one more

9:30

time, sorry. Sorry,

9:32

I hear this guy say holy frick. Oh

9:36

my frick! Oh my frick!

9:40

Bull! Dude,

9:43

someone gets hit by a bull. It's

9:45

always funny. It's so funny how quickly

9:48

they go upside down. Yeah, this is

9:50

not fair. What is it about it?

9:52

They stay in the same plane. They

9:54

just turn upside down. Yeah,

9:56

the force is so impactful that

9:59

they rotate. on an

10:01

anchored point in floating space. Yeah,

10:03

exactly. They turn them into like

10:05

a windmill. Yeah. That

10:07

is insane, bro. By the way, I hope that this woman is

10:10

all right. I would

10:12

hate to be joking about this

10:14

and find out she's like dead or something. She's

10:16

probably fine. That was a pretty hard

10:18

hit. I

10:20

mean, one of my guys that opened for me on the road,

10:22

he survived a bullhorn in his ass. Really?

10:24

Yeah. He got hit by a bullhorn? Shout out Tyler

10:27

Walsh, man. Yeah. Was

10:29

he like a bull tamer? Tyler used to

10:31

be a rodeo clown. Wow.

10:34

And- So he was the one that led the

10:36

bull away from the guy. Yeah. What

10:38

would make you want to do that? He just

10:40

grew up in rural Iowa, just small

10:43

town shit. And

10:45

he wanted to get in the show business. So he

10:48

thought, maybe this is like a

10:51

avenue towards it. His

10:53

life is so interesting. But

10:55

yeah, he got a bullhorn

10:57

in his ass. Wow.

11:02

And did it like puncture his skin? Yeah,

11:04

it like went through. He's got- Went through his

11:06

ass? Dude, he's got a whole- What do

11:08

you mean through his ass? He got a whole bit about it. They

11:10

had to like airlift him out of there. No way. He was there

11:12

with like the mayor of the town. It's

11:15

crazy. Oh my God. Yeah. It's

11:17

such an interesting story. And-

11:20

That's what I mean. I hope that lady's all right.

11:22

She'll be fine. They're built different in

11:24

the South. They're kind of built

11:26

for this. Yeah. Yeah. Most

11:28

people in the South and Midwest are built to

11:30

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Yeah, wait really women owned. That's

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what it says holy shit Now

24:26

I'm assuming this that's kind of funny. I feel like this

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product is written by a man for some reason Plus

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balls. It's just too like stupid. No they know what

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we like They know where oh

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I see they they're yeah, I got it.

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They're marketing it at us Yeah, they know

24:40

like this we got to create something that

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dudes my stupid dude fucking husband Yeah, I

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put if I put anything in a ball.

24:46

He's gonna go running right to it. Oh

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She's from Plano Okay

24:53

the drink was invented by merrily kick

24:55

and her sons Alex Andrew who was

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in high school and Who

25:00

was then a high school teacher in Dallas the

25:02

idea for cocktail started with a spherical glass that

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kick owned? So

25:07

funny to think if they were just She's

25:10

just getting wasted with her sons in Plano in high

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school. Yeah, you can drink in the house I'm

25:16

about tired of fucking teaching and then her

25:18

sons are like mom What

25:20

if you like sold that in like a? Ball

25:24

yeah, yeah, she's like you're so

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goddamn done you're right And

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it merrily kick you really

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did you kicked ass with this? Product

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strawberry Rita I told you about

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Gary B. C. Right? Yes, okay,

25:41

yeah Tequila

25:43

Rita I'm

25:46

having a sip yeah, you gotta have a sip

25:48

too with me. Just a small let's get

25:50

a small buzz on Oh

25:54

God even comes with the Boy

25:57

or thing bro, yeah Yeah,

26:01

yeah, you can. Wow.

26:06

Hey, see, I'm a man of class. I

26:09

like to have a little whiff. I like to get the notes

26:11

before I- Oh yeah, sorry, I should have. Damn

26:14

it. What are you getting? What

26:18

are you detecting? I detect

26:22

hints of ethanol. Little

26:26

bit of strawberry in there. Hmm,

26:31

oh yeah, okay. Little

26:33

bit of microplastic and- Definitely

26:37

microplastics, I'm getting that too. I'm

26:40

definitely getting tequila. Alcohol,

26:45

15%. Oh, that just

26:47

kicks you in the fucking gonads, doesn't it? I'm

26:52

gonna have a little bit of this cocoa chiller one, like

26:54

to see, just to see. Go ahead, I need a little

26:56

pick me up after that. Ooh, oh yeah,

26:59

some sort of Kahlua. Oh,

27:03

that tastes like a white Russian. Dude,

27:07

that's delicious. That's

27:11

ass. No, no, no, it's actually not

27:13

that bad. They messaged me. They're just so strong. They messaged me

27:15

this weekend because they're based in Dallas. Are

27:17

they really? Yeah, shout out to you, Buzzball.

27:20

I do like this company. They

27:22

show me a lot of love. They

27:25

offered me a tour of the factory. I

27:27

couldn't make it. Oh, that would have been so funny. I would

27:29

have loved to go. I really would have loved

27:32

to go. I see why

27:34

the dude was clutching his Buzzball at

27:36

the sideshow. What

27:38

a horrible turn of events for that

27:40

guy. Now I can really contextualize his

27:42

experience. You're sipping a giant

27:45

biggie, what is it?

27:47

Tequila Rita. You're having

27:49

a fucking time. You're drinking the magic

27:51

green. Look at this. This

27:54

is a cartoon drink. That's

27:58

like nuclear waste. Yeah, but this

28:00

is... This is shit you see in a cartoon where

28:02

they drink like a neon green elixir and you're like,

28:04

fucking, I want that. Yeah, seriously, I want that. This

28:07

guy is drinking a straight potion. Yeah, no,

28:09

it looks like Nickelodeon slime. They

28:12

need to make a blue one. Do they have

28:14

a blue one? A buzz

28:18

ball biggie in blue? They

28:21

need a blue one. Dude, if not, I

28:23

mean, buzz ball if you're

28:25

watching, you should do that. Let

28:28

me design your blue one. Yeah, they're like,

28:30

my god, a blue one. We've never

28:32

thought of that. Well, you

28:35

want the blue. There's no blue one. Come

28:37

on. There's an eggnog one? Espresso

28:40

martini, I mean, these are crazy. Eggnog

28:42

for Christmas? Oh my god. Yeah, that'd

28:44

be a surefire way to get your

28:46

family just punching each other. Yeah, seriously.

28:48

Yeah. I

28:52

want a blue one, because then it'd be like, look

28:54

up a Doom II health potion.

28:58

There's no blue one. That's really funny. Buzz

29:00

ball hit me up. Let's design the

29:02

blue one together. We've never thought about blue before.

29:04

No, I have- Blue balls. We

29:09

should just do that. Let's be our collab with

29:11

buzz ball. Blue balls. Yeah. No,

29:13

you gotta go to images. Go to images. All

29:17

right, look at that shit. Room full

29:19

of buzz balls right there. Yeah, yeah. Boom,

29:22

boom, boom. Oh yeah. Boom, boom,

29:24

boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

29:27

Yeah, bro. Anyway, the

29:29

kid was sipping this. Probably

29:33

having a good ass time. He

29:36

just looked up. Car, night, night.

29:38

Yeah. Got hit

29:40

by the party bus. Yep. Okay,

29:43

season out in the finals, right? Okay. Yeah,

29:46

all right, moving on. I

29:49

think it's Dallas. Yeah, I think it's Dallas. Dallas

29:53

and Boston. Yeah, Dallas. What is the

29:55

series at right now? Boston's up 2-0. Ooh. Coop

29:57

beat. Oklahoma's in. Fucking

30:00

walked by Kevin Garnett yesterday. Oh.

30:03

Yeah. Pretty short, right? Pretty short, right? I was

30:05

walking with my parents. What? Pretty

30:07

short, right? Yeah, yeah, super short. Way shorter than I

30:09

would've expected. No, we're walking

30:11

by, my parents were like, that dude was tall.

30:14

And I was like, that's definitely a famous sports guy. And

30:17

I had to like Google it, because I didn't know the name,

30:19

like off the jump. But I was like, if you guys were

30:21

sports fans right now, you'd be freaking out. Yeah. What

30:24

did you Google? I

30:26

Googled uncut jams basketball player. Because

30:29

he was the main guy. Yeah. That's,

30:33

see, that's like, you know, that's good Google, right?

30:36

Kevin Garnett. That was him, yeah. Cruising. Anything

30:38

possible. He looked really

30:40

tall. Oh, yeah. Yeah,

30:43

way taller than you

30:45

would expect. No, I mean, you would expect him to be that

30:47

tall, I feel like. Have you seen his

30:49

Anything is Possible video? No. Type

30:51

in Anything is Possible after Kevin Garnett. What?

30:57

He won the finals. 11

31:03

time All-Star League

31:05

MVP, Defensive

31:08

Player of the Year. Now

31:10

it's time to add to your resume NBA

31:13

Champion. How does that sound? It looks like they're gonna

31:15

make out. Man,

31:21

I'm so, I'm so hyped right now.

31:25

Anything is possible. Anything

31:27

is possible. Damn,

31:33

that kinda gets me hyped up. I

31:36

mean, there was a pretty

31:38

great Counter-Strike Pro

31:40

League story this past couple weeks.

31:42

What? This dude, his name

31:46

is Stewie2k. He... Damn,

31:49

that's a fucking sick name. Yeah. Stewie2k?

31:51

Yeah. Sounds like an old rapper name.

31:54

He retired from professional CS like

31:56

two years ago. And

31:59

there's a... I

40:00

can get it, I've got level up back there, I just can't get

40:02

it. I'm like, oh no, no, I'm not

40:04

complaining. He's like, no, it's shit, mate. It's like, I just can't,

40:06

I just can't. I was like, oh, okay,

40:08

sure. But

40:11

I fully thought he was offended. Yeah,

40:14

bro. This is such a funny idea for

40:16

a bar. Yeah, just London.

40:18

Yeah, it's just London. It's like a chain,

40:20

like clearly it's working. We went there for

40:22

breakfast and there were a bunch of like

40:24

English expats in there just fucking watching. Oh,

40:26

that's funny. Yeah, just watching soccer.

40:30

It's soccer, it's American soccer, that's what it's called.

40:33

I go there for, do they do breakfast?

40:35

I get a full English fry up for

40:38

sure. They do the English breakfast. Oh my

40:40

God. Yeah, they do the English breakfast. And

40:45

yeah, I had a pie for breakfast.

40:50

It was kind of, it was bold, but

40:53

what is it? I'm looking

40:55

at the menu here. Yeah, I don't know,

40:57

it was good. Which

40:59

is rare, you know, English food, you can't really say that

41:02

often that it's good. Seriously.

41:05

True. That's

41:07

true. I was trying to offend everyone

41:09

from England. They know. Yeah, right.

41:12

Like no beans and eggs. That's like what English food is

41:14

known for, is being kind of weird. Beans and eggs is

41:16

quite good. Yeah, potatoes. Yeah. It's

41:21

like wartime meals. Yeah, exactly. English

41:24

breakfast is wartime. Oh my God, deviled

41:27

eggs? Oh, I got some heat for

41:29

that. What? I was shitting on deviled eggs

41:31

and. On stage? No,

41:33

no, just on my stories. Dude, deviled eggs

41:35

are the best. I

41:37

had some and I was like, these are disgusting. From there?

41:40

No, no, no. Okay, no, deviled eggs are awesome.

41:43

Yeah, I had some in Austin and I always said

41:45

these are foul. I don't know how people like these.

41:48

Maybe they're just bad ones, but generally they're extremely

41:50

good. One of the best things you can possibly

41:52

eat. I don't like eating food where you eat

41:54

it and it's like, What?

41:59

The devil. or

48:00

like right after Ilya did. Did

48:02

you read that paper? Did you see the synopsis or whatever?

48:04

No. I think, so

48:06

he runs through like basically where we are

48:08

right now, where we were like you

48:11

know when GPT-2 came out or whatever, how

48:14

it was like kind of mimicking a kid that

48:16

was like in preschool and then in two years

48:18

now we have this, like GPT-4 is

48:20

basically like you know passing

48:22

college exams and shit. Or like high school exams.

48:24

And next year we'll have, or this year we'll

48:27

have a college level one. And

48:29

with the way that it's increasing, it's like you

48:31

know he's like AGI by 2027 for sure. Yeah,

48:36

which is just fucking horrifying. And then he's

48:38

like, but this is basically gonna, because

48:41

the only thing that we need is basically

48:43

more data and more compute, it's gonna become

48:45

an arms race between countries. And

48:47

so at the end of the day, it probably should be

48:49

a government program. Not, because the government is

48:51

the only one with the resources to create

48:53

a trillion dollar data center which is what

48:55

is going to create super human

48:58

intelligence. And once we have that, we

49:01

have like full control of the fucking world. But if we

49:03

don't have it and China gets it

49:05

first, then we're just gonna be fucked. That's

49:08

good. Yep. Well

49:10

thankfully I can- Thanks for watching today's episode,

49:13

no kidding. Well, thank- We'll leave

49:15

you with that and thank you. Well thank God I

49:17

can text Siri in 2025. No

49:21

dude, thank God for Jen emoji.

49:23

Thank fucking God dude. Yeah dude.

49:26

Use that for two years. And

49:29

then wait for it. Turn in your old

49:31

iPhone for a discount. And

49:33

then when they take all your hardware and

49:35

then they just, first of all that's the funniest

49:38

thing to me about the on device,

49:41

like AI. Where

49:43

it's like, oh no, no, no, it's all, so

49:45

it's like, okay, so all of these now have a Boeing

49:47

black box where everything is

49:50

recorded. That's good to know. I

49:53

would love it. I mean, they'll probably have a

49:55

way to tap into it regardless, but it will be really

49:57

funny if they're like, don't throw away your

49:59

old phone. The

59:03

delicious ice cold taste of Dr. Pepper has

59:05

a lasting effect on people. Lindsay from Sacramento

59:07

said... Pro tip, 40 degrees is the

59:10

perfect temperature for an ice cold Dr. Pepper.

59:12

Why is 40 degrees the perfect temperature for Dr.

59:14

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59:16

to tell us. Oh yeah, I know a thing

59:18

or two about cold. Oh, that right there

59:20

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59:23

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59:25

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