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1:30

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1:38

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1:41

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1:45

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1:48

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1:50

one's for you guys, man. Is

1:52

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1:56

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1:58

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2:00

your pants on. Cheers. You don't have

2:02

to do. Yeah, what do you mean? What

2:05

are you talking about? It's like part of the thing, right? The prank.

2:08

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2:18

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2:21

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2:23

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2:31

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2:33

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2:35

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2:38

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2:40

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2:44

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2:46

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2:48

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2:57

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3:04

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3:06

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3:09

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3:11

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3:14

the total no. You're a lone brown dick in

3:16

your mouth. Oh! No! No!

3:21

Please look at all the signs. Passion

3:23

wishes though. And get

3:26

ready for debate. I

3:33

think that's the first shot I've taken in a

3:35

really long time. You

3:37

got a little buzz going on? I feel

3:40

something. Really? It's been a minute.

3:42

It's been a minute since I drank. Anything. This

3:44

is gonna be a fun app. Yeah. Or

3:47

it'll be a sleepy one. Yeah. Yeah,

3:51

it could be either or. I'd probably go either direction.

3:53

Pretty quickly. All right, dude. Let's

3:55

get into it. Okay,

3:59

so first and foremost. most you

4:02

read in the comments last week no

4:06

a lot of a lot of smoke a lot

4:09

of people were like you guys of course

4:11

would take Drake side which I've

4:15

been debating how I like wanna like

4:19

cuz I'm not I don't want to lie about my

4:21

feelings I I read those comments

4:23

and I had a thought I've been debating how

4:26

sanitized I want to make it you're

4:30

about to go in slightly okay

4:33

I just think give him a piece of your mind a

4:35

piece of my mind would be like are

4:38

you what the fuck were you listening

4:41

to yeah right literally in this whole

4:43

saga not once have we

4:45

gone Drake's killing it yeah literally

4:47

this whole time we've been joking

4:49

how funny it is that Kendra

4:51

that Drake has to play

4:53

these lines by Kendrick and future and everyone in

4:55

Drake's camp gone like that was pretty good yeah

4:57

yeah yeah it's been the whole mm-hmm mean maybe

5:00

it was me saying that Kendrick's voice was a

5:02

little funny maybe it was or him in the

5:04

studio watching him record it in the studio would

5:06

look funny I think that's all I said well

5:09

I think people were taking the one thing I

5:11

said where I said like oh I'm inclined to

5:13

say push-ups went harder and that was a bad

5:15

word I just meant it was

5:17

catchier yes relative to you for it yes

5:19

which by the way is not

5:22

right no no I think I

5:24

been listening to you for you yes every day it's

5:26

been in my head all day I don't want to

5:28

hear a fucking dry don't want to hear a single

5:31

song out of these speakers for the rest of my

5:33

life these speakers are

5:35

we're so deceiving because when I went and

5:38

played euphoria afterward I'm like you

5:41

push-ups for me does not go harder yeah yeah

5:43

yeah yeah so and then let's also get this

5:45

out the way when we said the song

5:48

had just come out I

5:51

thought enough of our fans are on the spectrum

5:53

that they would understand that to be literal as

5:55

in it just came out right but people were

5:58

sitting there I think there We

6:00

were like, you missed this and you missed it. Yes.

6:02

It was a live reaction. It had come out,

6:05

literally. We were looking at our phones, Noel was

6:07

like, oh my God. I

6:09

can't, I don't believe this. Kendra just dropped. And we're

6:12

like just about, we just like slated. We were like

6:14

just about to start the episode. And

6:16

bro, so

6:19

I assume people understood that. And maybe I'm the

6:21

idiot for thinking that, right? But maybe

6:25

there's people that listen to Euphoria and on first

6:27

listen, they got most of those references. And if

6:29

you did, let me

6:31

know. Send me a message. I wanna assemble a

6:33

team of five of you. I need you to

6:36

study the NFL for next year. Yeah, yeah. Because

6:38

the way your brain processes data, I

6:40

need you to set up parlays next to you. We should

6:42

be betting with that info. Yeah, yeah. You

6:44

have a beautiful mind. Yeah, yeah, fuck all this rap beef.

6:47

We need to get you working on shit. We need to

6:49

get you working on the lottery. We need

6:51

to get you transcribing the Coptic version

6:53

of the Bible. You potentially

6:55

have the blueprint for a human

6:57

supercomputer. So we actually need you in

6:59

studio. If there's five of you, this is gonna

7:01

be my, like

7:04

I'm the Nick Fury of

7:07

the beautiful minds. Yeah. I'm

7:10

the Nick Fury of the people very on the

7:12

spectrum. Yeah. That just like, you know,

7:14

like those dudes that can just recall a date, where you're like,

7:17

yes. What day was March 20th, 1933? They're

7:21

like, a Thursday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, that type

7:23

of shit. We need you here in studio. We need

7:25

to build a team and start working

7:27

on things that actually matter. Yeah. Because

7:29

this rap beef relative to the money we could be

7:31

making. Yeah, yeah, it's, it's, yeah.

7:33

So if you have a beautiful mind,

7:35

hit us up. Okay, so

7:40

I just need to get that out of the way. Yeah, right. So

7:42

I wanna be very like. I think someone was like, you know, Noel

7:45

went home and went right on Genius. First

7:47

of all, I did that. Everyone did

7:49

that. And second of all, everyone did that. Are you kidding

7:52

me? But that's what makes it fun. That's

7:54

what made it like fun. Yeah.

7:57

You heard it. I'm like, I know the shit I'm

7:59

not gonna get. Oh yeah. Yeah, and I went home, I

8:01

clicked on every single line, I read the paragraph and I

8:03

went, ha, I was,

8:05

babe, did you, you'll

8:08

have no, yeah, exactly, you won't believe what he referenced in

8:10

this one, babe. And by the

8:13

way, that song is

8:15

so good, like I said, it's been in my head every day since

8:17

it dropped. And I showed

8:19

it to Kelsey, and like rarely

8:21

nowadays do we ever really agree on music,

8:24

and we listen to very different types of

8:26

music. When we drive together

8:28

now, it's like we look at each other and

8:30

we're like, yeah, let's do it. We

8:33

drove actually, we were driving, we left at the same time,

8:35

we were going two different places, so she was in her

8:37

car, I was in mine. She was

8:39

turning left, I was going straight, we like stopped at

8:41

the same light, and she like opened up her window

8:43

and she was like, where do I find Euphoria, where

8:46

can I stream it? And I

8:48

was like, YouTube, as I was cruising through

8:50

the intersection. That's how,

8:52

like it's a fucking good ass song, which

8:54

I, might I just say, after all this,

8:57

everything that's happened in the past

9:00

three days, I think to me, that

9:02

is the thing that like makes Kendrick win

9:04

this the most, is that the music

9:06

is just good as fuck. People

9:08

are going to be listening to it forever, I

9:10

think. So, yes,

9:13

so, man,

9:15

the web that like

9:18

– Well, yeah, you weren't

9:20

done your thought. Yeah, no, sorry, I'm just

9:22

laughing as you say that, thinking about – I

9:24

have so many thoughts.

9:27

I'm just trying to – this is why I don't

9:29

have a beautiful mind. They all get put

9:31

together and I just don't know which one to pick. Plus

9:35

you're drunk. Plus I'm wasted. It

9:38

makes it a lot harder when I've had six shots. So

9:42

I agree. The

9:45

Kendrick records were good. And

9:47

what that makes me think is the

9:50

massive cope, I feel, that

9:54

Drake fans are going through right now.

9:57

And while I was joking to myself that – I

10:00

was joking to myself. I was

10:03

joking. Joking my

10:05

own peanuts. I

10:08

mean I did put out a tweet but I

10:10

scrubbed it real quick. But it was basically saying

10:12

in my mind that they just created wartime economy

10:15

in music. Yeah, they really did.

10:17

So no one is releasing everything that we should

10:19

hold back right now. It's not a good time.

10:21

They have every music artist going like this. Just

10:24

ducking for cover. So I felt like, I

10:27

felt lack. The Kendrick,

10:30

I mean the Drake directors are still good. Like

10:34

they're, I think they're more catchy

10:37

like on the surface. Well

10:40

push ups maybe. I wouldn't really

10:42

say that about Family Matters. Family Matters was decent.

10:45

His best was the

10:47

last one. Was it? The

10:49

Hard Part 6. Yeah. Yeah. But

10:52

that one is good if you don't like

10:54

it. I'm working name drop Millie Bobby Brown and

10:56

Kendrick Never Said He'd Think About Her. If

10:58

you don't analyze that song too hard, it's

11:01

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11:03

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11:06

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the thing, I don't think any rap purist

12:38

especially thought Drake was going to win here.

12:41

Yeah. I don't think anyone

12:43

expected that. And I think the

12:46

heart part was what

12:49

I think maybe more people

12:51

were hoping for from Drake, like

12:54

as far as like the writing and the vibe,

12:56

and that was the strongest out of all of

12:58

them. If he came, I think

13:00

with that vibe and that general tone on

13:02

the first one, it'd be

13:05

a different story. It'd be a different

13:07

story, yeah. But I

13:10

think Euphoria was interesting in his own sense

13:12

because he was sort

13:15

of dismissive, and I fuck all you. And that made

13:17

it like, oh, okay. But

13:20

then yeah, I think Kendrick is just, as

13:22

a writer, he's on

13:24

another level. It's

13:26

hard, I think, to compete

13:29

with a dude who like, he

13:32

has beats which is sure, but it's almost

13:34

like they're afterthoughts. I think just the way

13:36

he writes, he's sort of, oh, we

13:39

should probably change it up because I'm going to

13:41

go into it. There's like a vision to it

13:43

versus like, now

13:45

it'd be cool if we did drill. In

13:48

the whole story of it,

13:50

another funny thing was... So

13:54

Alina was like, we were

13:57

like kind of recapping the songs when we were going to dinner,

13:59

and she's like... play Play

14:03

family matters and play not like us just like I want to

14:05

hear him like back to back We

14:10

start playing Drake and we're like going through South LA

14:12

and I'm like we're gonna max out the volume at like

14:14

three Yeah, yeah We're

14:17

gonna like chill it Cuz

14:20

we're in like, you know, LA yeah, like proper

14:22

and then not like us. Yeah We

14:26

can play this at regular decibel chill

14:29

And I'm like, there's a there's a fucking there's

14:32

a kovid lockdown on

14:34

Drake This

14:36

weekend in LA. He's playing it. Yeah I

14:42

think you know the

14:44

biggest like kill shot of the whole thing. Yeah that

14:47

it just feels like The music at the

14:49

end of the day, it's music. Yeah, and

14:52

all the allegations and everything like, you know,

14:54

whatever at the end of the day This is

14:56

music. Yeah, and whoever has the better

14:59

song I feel are the songs plural

15:01

Yeah, I feel like if someone's playing

15:03

this in six months, yeah, that's still

15:05

hurts Drake in six months Yeah, if

15:07

someone's listening to this song where

15:09

it's like hateful as fuck and they're turning

15:11

up to it Yeah in six months to

15:13

a year to five years. Yeah, I

15:16

think that has lasting damage

15:18

on Drake's career. Yeah Yeah,

15:21

right. I mean, maybe Drake is

15:23

too big to fail Like I think Drake never gonna

15:25

fail quote unquote, but like Yeah,

15:27

I think he like I don't know. I feel like he

15:30

might have lost a lot of fans through

15:32

this and I feel like It

15:34

just people aren't gonna see him in the

15:36

same light. Maybe I don't know Yeah, the way I would put

15:38

it is I think there was a shift where I think

15:41

Listening to Drake for some people is gonna be like

15:43

watching porn. Yeah Like

15:46

that phase my life is done or like you're

15:49

you do it in secret. It's like a guilty

15:51

pleasure Right, right and I think

15:53

it exposed who was always a

15:55

Drake fan and who was always a Kendrick fan and

16:00

I think I do

16:02

agree with you in that I

16:04

think people were had their minds

16:06

changed. I do think some people watch this

16:09

whole thing and went, I

16:12

don't know. Yeah. I don't know about

16:14

whatever. Yeah. Maybe you can

16:17

help me understand like why the whole

16:19

thing happened. It's got

16:21

a lot of layers. I just

16:24

can't even wrap my head around like why? Kendrick

16:27

is one of the biggest artists in the world. Why

16:30

would he do that? Why did he

16:32

go so fucking hard? To me that's also a sign

16:36

of the punishment that he's put out that

16:39

you're sitting here going why would he do that?

16:43

Just like after the second,

16:45

after that depressing ass one where he's writing

16:47

a letter to all the dude's family members

16:49

it's like okay. That

16:52

one felt like I listened to that one time and was

16:54

like oh my god. That felt like just horrible

16:56

afterwards. That felt like rap to

16:58

me. That felt like rap

17:00

to me. You would listen to that

17:03

song again with that wanting out piano

17:05

riff in the background. That felt

17:07

like rap to me. That

17:10

felt like rap to me. After

17:13

that one it's like okay. We

17:16

totally understand your perspective. I think a lot,

17:19

you've changed a lot of people's minds. I thought

17:21

we'd get it. I fucking hate this guy and

17:23

some of us do too. I thought it

17:25

was going there. I thought it took too long

17:27

to get there. But why

17:29

I'm saying why? He really hates him that much? It

17:33

seems that way, yes. He really is

17:35

just like I think you're a fucking horrible person

17:37

and I want to let the world know over

17:39

and over and over again. That's why I think

17:42

it's so funny on some level because he is

17:44

a major artist. He could just look

17:46

the other way. But

17:49

he refuses. He does songs with this guy.

17:54

After his last album he was like, you

17:57

know, I think he's a fucking

18:00

He said like maybe like my time is done

18:02

or like he kind of alluded to not making

18:04

music anymore I believe that I can't remember the

18:06

exact phrasing but and you're right.

18:09

He's done songs with this guy But maybe

18:11

you know those were a long time

18:13

ago when when did um, I Was

18:18

there a big record together didn't

18:20

they do bad bitches is my fucking problem

18:22

aren't they both on that? There's

18:25

that one right but that was like

18:27

what that was that a Drake

18:29

record or two chains record two chains But they're both on

18:31

the song the nayset right. Yeah. Oh

18:34

dude talk about strays. Let's not sleep on

18:36

that That was

18:38

hilarious. You guys oh my god, dude.

18:40

That was funny That's like

18:42

two guys fighting and one guy is like fuck him

18:44

up and then one guy in the fight turns around

18:46

and smacks that one And he's like I'm a come

18:49

for you next you better shut your fucking whole ass

18:51

up and then turns back into the fight The

18:54

one where he's like, you know people

18:56

just talking about your fit or whatever. Yeah.

18:58

Yeah. Yeah. All right, so I would

19:01

say The the

19:04

trickle-down is crazy. The

19:06

push beef started from like way back

19:08

and my understanding is push

19:11

and Pharrell and this is

19:13

relevant to the Drake thing but push and Pharrell like were

19:16

friends before music and Pharrell

19:22

You know, obviously he produced the clips

19:24

and he was part of like

19:26

pushes early career and

19:29

I guess in that time Birdman

19:33

Used the Pharrell beat and never paid

19:35

Pharrell for it. Okay, so push dissed

19:39

Wayne and then

19:43

That kind of started the spider web into

19:45

the story of Arian on okay

19:48

and that whole saga

19:50

I Think with

19:52

Kendrick my understanding is he was supposed

19:54

to be it was something to do

19:56

with like the control song

20:00

Probably the strongest starting point is the

20:02

control verse. Okay But

20:06

what was it what's he referring to there like why what

20:08

was it about that verse I think you

20:10

just like just went at him. Okay,

20:13

okay Jake Jake responded to Kendrick's diss while

20:15

gracing the cover of billboard that same month

20:17

billboard billboard Yeah, okay

20:20

Telling the publication. I didn't really have

20:22

anything to say about it. It just sounded like an

20:24

ambitious thought to me That's all it was. I know

20:28

good and well that Lamar is not murdering me

20:30

at all in any platform. We should just play

20:32

it. I Look

20:36

up Yeah,

20:41

and I take my time nigga, I'm gonna take

20:43

my time what's a skip big Sean You

20:47

just find Kendrick's verse Just

20:50

scrub for it and see it's definitely that part

20:55

Explaining I'm

21:16

on the shit so many parts with the alarm

21:18

the Vietnam on this shit so many parts I'm

21:21

in this bitch one at a time.

21:23

I'm lying around my mom when she watching the

21:51

You It's

22:00

the same room you put your rap game on

22:02

the crotch. See

22:06

niggas transform like villain Decepticons. Body

22:08

Friday, get niggas to fuck a

22:10

Lizzie LaHon. I'm just

22:12

a fast white girl, lookin' for hotties, little hotties, need

22:15

to push you before you get in the car. I'm

22:18

a nugget, I'm a pharma car, need you

22:20

call me your name, or you don't want me to

22:22

say it. I don't know what

22:24

the fuck I said. I'm just

22:26

a nard black, I put the fan on you and

22:28

I'm makin' me your family, you can't even meet

22:30

your little mother. You jumpin' for

22:33

all you wanna cuddle me, I just put one on top

22:35

of the shot, kinda retase. Pinnin' with

22:37

none of you niggas, comin' with a hundred

22:39

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22:41

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22:43

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22:45

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22:47

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22:49

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22:51

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22:53

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22:55

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22:57

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23:04

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23:06

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23:08

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23:10

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23:15

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23:17

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okay, I get it now. But that was not just

24:46

at Drake. It was not.

24:50

So that's where Drake is like, yeah, now I'm

24:52

recalling. He's like, oh, I think he's trying to

24:54

go after everybody. And everyone's

24:56

like, oh, you're ducking it. So

24:59

scroll down. So

25:01

on. Yeah. So then the BET Cipher. Got

25:05

it. Where he also takes. Yeah,

25:07

that line I had tucked a sensitive rapper

25:10

back and everyone referred to Drake as a

25:12

sensitive rapper. Okay. That was like, got it.

25:14

Got it. I think that was like the

25:16

characteristic. Got it. About

25:18

Drake that a lot of rap fans

25:20

didn't like. And that's something

25:22

you hear often is Drake made it

25:24

cool for sensitive guys to be rappers.

25:28

Okay. Scroll down.

25:32

Yeah. So then, uh, uh,

25:36

yeah, Drake does a cover of vibe,

25:38

you know, this and that. So now

25:42

they're shooting at each other consistently. Um,

25:45

but did they not do songs

25:48

together after that point? They

25:50

did, but it was just

25:52

like, uh, Hey, that, that could be business

25:54

stuff. Yeah. You don't, you don't

25:56

know the context of those. Right. Right. Right. You're

26:00

most likely not in the studio together. It's just like,

26:02

hey, here's an empty verse. Yeah. Yeah.

26:05

It goes on my album. And my understanding was

26:07

he was potentially supposed to be on first person

26:09

shooter. Yeah, that's

26:11

what I was reading. Like he backed out. And that's

26:13

unclear to me, but. All right, I

26:16

read that he sent a verse in like

26:19

late or something and then the

26:21

song came out and the verse wasn't on it. And

26:23

he was like, what the fuck? That would make sense.

26:25

That would make sense to

26:27

just be like, oh, you're gonna call yourselves

26:29

a boat? Maybe that could be that,

26:31

you know, you're calling yourselves a big three,

26:34

but you keep me off? Yeah. All

26:36

right, pussy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, you're both

26:38

bitches. Oh, he

26:40

rejected it, according to

26:42

academics. But, okay, but

26:44

there was a request for him to be on it.

26:48

Yeah, potentially. So yeah, I read another

26:51

funny perspective that was like, it's so funny

26:53

that Drake was like just trying to create

26:55

this huge moment in hip hop. Like have

26:57

the three, the big three

26:59

on one song together. Yeah. It just

27:01

all ends up, he like wants to make this

27:03

cool moment for all of us, you know, and then it

27:05

ends up in his career being over. Well.

27:08

It's kinda funny. Like I think it was a Drake

27:11

fan that said that obviously. Yeah, yeah. Like, what, Drake

27:13

was just trying to make something cool happen. Yeah, and

27:15

I think that that's cope. Maybe,

27:18

yeah. Because then reading

27:20

the more nuanced things, you know, people were

27:22

kind of pointing out that, and

27:25

people have said this for a long time, you know,

27:27

Drake using other people's like styles

27:29

and cultures of music to boost his

27:31

own career and people

27:36

are kind of gone off about how there's

27:38

all these smaller artists from these different cities

27:41

that, there's probably just

27:43

this built up hatred for what Drake has

27:45

done. Cause he's like a machine, right? Like

27:47

his brand is a machine. So they're just

27:49

like, this sound is cool. We should involve

27:51

that in what we're doing. And people are

27:54

like, yeah, for sure. And then maybe

27:56

they get chewed up in the process and they go. Yeah,

27:58

I see both sides of that, I think. I

28:00

think he's put a lot of people on too and I saw

28:02

that clip from Young Thug on the breakfast club

28:04

or whatever where he's like Drake is

28:06

like You know, he's like he's

28:08

like the OG He's like the reason why all of us

28:11

have a career because he like put so many like just

28:13

fucks with all of us Yeah, put this on his songs.

28:15

Blah blah blah, but then there's also people like I love

28:17

mcconnell and where he just like Yeah,

28:19

like he put that guy on for sure But then

28:22

he just kind of like I don't know jack's his

28:24

style a little bit Yeah, just kind of like left

28:26

him down now to dry when he wasn't like mmm

28:28

doing well on his own after you know well, then

28:31

there's that battle rapper daylight who apparently

28:33

he wrote back to back or he wrote parts of

28:36

it and Daylight is

28:38

just an insane rapper in general like that,

28:40

dude I

28:43

would say he's probably he's

28:45

probably like top five debtor alive as far as like

28:47

a like the ability to write

28:49

and rap just crazy, but Yeah,

28:52

I don't know. I don't know. It always

28:54

gets weird, right? Like if you're a big name and then you

28:56

You It's

28:59

like what is the line of putting someone on versus

29:02

eating off of them I guess

29:04

maybe for other people they argue

29:06

that there's more instances of Drake Eating

29:09

off of people and they don't benefit then there

29:11

are people who do benefit. That's what people were

29:14

saying. I'm not saying that Yeah, either

29:16

way. I think the funnier aspects

29:18

are like all the people going we

29:21

don't care if either of them lied I That's

29:25

been the number one thing I think with like the stanning

29:27

counselor they're like Drake

29:30

address everything like we don't give a fuck about that We

29:33

don't care of either of them lied one of them

29:36

was just funnier about it. It was just meaner about

29:38

yeah Yeah, so yeah, I don't

29:41

know It's

29:43

been entertaining. I think it's like

29:45

he's done You think so I

29:47

think so okay. I thought it was done Before

29:50

Drake's dropped yesterday. Nah, I

29:53

think that was like That's

29:55

then yeah cuz yeah Drake

29:58

I think He

30:01

said it in the song. He's like, I'm good.

30:03

He keeps saying that. It's got

30:05

a little bit of a I'm taking my ball and

30:07

I'm going home. It's got a little bit of that

30:10

vibe there. I'm gonna lie. But

30:12

I also don't blame him

30:14

because, wait, no way.

30:16

Kendrick just dropped. You're lying. I'm kidding. I

30:22

have notifications on. I would know. Yeah,

30:30

so entertaining. Really? Extremely.

30:32

Everyone had everyone, the whole

30:35

internet, captivated. Yeah. I

30:37

couldn't believe what the fuck Kendrick was doing.

30:39

Yeah. Does that get you dropped 10 minutes

30:41

after Drake or whatever? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

30:44

The whole thing was like, what?

30:46

Why? How? Yeah. What? Yeah. Contextually,

30:51

this may never happen again.

30:53

Yeah, I know. Because this-

30:55

I remember feeling this way when the push of teeth thing

30:58

first happened too. But it wasn't this good. No.

31:00

That was just like a one-off push of teeth releases

31:02

thing where it was like, Drake's got a son. And

31:04

then it kind of like, he legitimately

31:07

shamed Drake into being a public father.

31:09

Yeah. And then it was

31:11

over. Yeah. This is like, I

31:14

mean, there was like six different parts,

31:16

but now who knows where this will go? You know?

31:18

You know, I think-

31:22

Not with more diss tracks. I'm just saying with

31:24

public opinion. Yeah. I mean,

31:26

I don't think

31:28

Drake's listens will change. And

31:31

I think maybe he lost like a certain percentage

31:34

of fans, but I think the- most

31:36

Drake fans, you can

31:38

see it. Yeah. They love him. Yeah.

31:41

Yeah. Which I also have

31:43

to say, I think it's funny how they

31:46

kept saying, but Drake addressed everything. Drake

31:48

addressed everything. He's like, he didn't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not

31:50

gonna go line by line, but if you go line by

31:52

line, he did not address everything. Yeah. Yeah.

31:58

And also, the- Kendrick

32:01

shit was just funnier. It was better.

32:04

It was more creative and

32:07

I don't know. That

32:10

was always gonna happen. Kendrick,

32:14

if you listen to the control verse, he was

32:16

rapping like that in 2013. What

32:20

was like pull

32:22

up Drake's discography in 2013? But

32:25

to be fair, I think Drake was probably rapping his ass off then

32:27

too. Come through, all

32:32

me, where I don't know any of these. Oh,

32:34

it started from the bottom? It's a good fucking song.

32:38

Yeah. Yeah,

32:41

so maybe

32:44

that was the point in time

32:46

then where maybe it would make the most sense that

32:49

Kendrick is feeling the most competitive.

32:53

Because maybe he sees that – what's

32:55

like the most – yeah,

32:59

take care. Hold on. Also

33:02

like Glazer is a diff. He's so good.

33:05

So good. That's right, Glazers.

33:09

Dude, I was at Glazers. I was

33:11

running with my friend who is

33:14

like a triathlete. Like

33:17

he works in like private equity, you know. We

33:20

like have very different lives and I'm

33:23

like running with him and I'm like we were joking around

33:25

about something and I was like oh yeah, we look really

33:27

cool right now. I bet those

33:29

people would want to know our opinion on that Drake Kendrick beef as

33:31

a joke and he was like – What? And

33:35

I was like, this is Drake Kendrick beef, you know, this is a

33:37

joke. He's like, what are they beefing right now? I was like –

33:39

yeah. I'm

33:41

sorry, are you kidding me? I could not fathom the

33:43

fact – he's like yeah, no, what do you mean?

33:46

I have no idea. He's

33:48

like what? Yeah. I kind of

33:50

envied him a little bit. I was like you're just –

33:52

he's like, oh dude, I was like you haven't been on

33:54

Twitter for two seconds in the last fucking week? He's like

33:56

I don't have Twitter. I don't have TikTok. I don't have

33:58

anything. Yeah. You

34:00

could have Googled anything and it probably would

34:03

auto come up as like a news item.

34:05

Yeah. He's like, yeah, I had no idea. I'm

34:08

a picture of finance guy. No, it's just... I

34:10

envy the offline-ness is what I'm trying to say. Yeah.

34:13

That's being offline, truly. Because if you're at all online,

34:15

you know this is happening, you know? I think you

34:17

could be online and tune this out though. Because there

34:19

are a lot of people online that are just sort

34:21

of...that were making like a lot of like ironic, so

34:24

Kendrick's mad. Yeah.

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So I just have to say, when Kendrick put that

35:49

verse out, I

35:51

think it would make sense he was feeling the most competitive

35:53

because two years later, if you're

35:55

reading this, it's too late, came out, and then what

35:57

a time to be alive came out. Those albums are...

36:00

Crazy, right? Okay. It was like starting around

36:02

like views. I think is

36:04

when Drake

36:06

started becoming um The

36:09

ultra like pop icon versus

36:12

like rapper rapper purist,

36:14

right, you know in the purest sense

36:16

of being a rapper so

36:20

which Kendrick I Think

36:24

is you know, it's not that

36:26

Kendrick can't make big records. I think that's

36:28

what makes not like us so special. Mm-hmm

36:31

To quote what I was seeing on Twitter any

36:34

way you want it. I thought that was

36:36

really funny if you were like These records

36:38

are boring man. I don't care. They're cool.

36:40

They don't bang dregs, but Right

36:45

he's saying the same thing dude like

36:47

I Know

36:50

like we don't say yeah. Okay. I

36:52

see what you're saying You know saying

36:54

we're like you're like you're sorry to

36:56

quote the the trick lasers or whatever

37:00

They're like main point was that these songs aren't like bangers. Yeah,

37:02

and then he came out with not like us and they were

37:04

like We just said

37:06

this year lyrically. It's the same Like

37:09

what's up? The other one was born. I didn't listen to

37:11

the other one. See you did listen to the other one

37:13

Yeah enough to know that the material. Yeah. Okay. All

37:15

right. Got you. Yeah, got you So you're saying

37:17

not like us as a banger then well, maybe

37:19

for you guys. Yeah. Yeah for the Kendrick lasers,

37:21

maybe yeah I think that Okay

37:27

When you're getting roasted and if

37:30

the room is turning on you you get inflamed and

37:33

you do a Drake did Hey, man,

37:35

where are you? Were you molested? Yeah,

37:37

that's what you've been pressed to a point. Yeah That's

37:41

like when you're getting flamed real bad and they're like ah

37:43

your head is weird and you're this and that's like Your

37:47

foot you're your dad. It hasn't been home in ten years What's

37:51

like? Yeah,

37:53

right this well, why did your aunt commit

37:56

suicide then yeah, which

37:58

you could argue you're getting flamed So bad

38:00

that you have nothing else so you gotta

38:02

something ultra personal you're resorting

38:05

to something really dark, right? I

38:07

think what made that bad though because What

38:10

Drake was Drake did what he said Kendrick

38:12

was doing what it's like Dude,

38:14

you were talking about the story

38:16

of his mom's experience. Yeah, right

38:20

That's why I think yeah. Yeah,

38:22

it's like um Which

38:26

you know red beef It's

38:29

there's worse there's been worse done so but

38:31

yeah, so But I

38:33

think honestly the end of the

38:35

song him going I Would

38:39

have liked, you know, the the

38:41

one you just put out I would have liked that he should have

38:43

not said that Yeah, yeah.

38:45

Yeah, that was admitting. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah that

38:48

was admitting. Yeah, he should have quadrupled down

38:51

even said that one's a banger that

38:54

that to me is like Oh

38:58

You got him Yeah,

39:01

God would have liked down. I

39:03

mean your fans probably love it because it's sick.

39:05

Yeah, not so me. Yeah Yeah,

39:08

I yeah, I will say like I don't I don't

39:11

have a have a you

39:13

know horse in the race or whatever But I

39:15

think Kendrick's music was better. Yeah. Yeah,

39:18

I think in the context of everything

39:21

Because that's another thing people try to say. Well,

39:24

Kendrick's is better for like a diss record Like

39:26

that's what this is. Yeah, this isn't an art

39:29

competition. It's not a music. Oh, it kind of

39:31

is though That's it is nothing. It's not a

39:34

Sorry, it's not a Hit

39:37

single competition Necessarily.

39:39

Yeah, it is and it isn't yeah, but you

39:41

get what I mean like This

39:44

is them going at each other, right? So in

39:48

my opinion like Making a song

39:50

that's catchy isn't the priority. Yeah, cuz you're

39:52

just going after the other person But

39:55

I don't know cuz I feel like What

39:57

I'm my whole point is that it is in the

40:00

end game it kind of is

40:02

and the fact that it was kind

40:04

of reversed whereas like Kendrick stuff is usually

40:06

really artsy and Drake stuff is like

40:08

the stuff is like the bangers right that's the whole

40:11

point it's like keep making your shit that yeah

40:13

makes us wave our hands and there won't be

40:15

a threat yeah but then Kendrick turns around and

40:17

makes the catchiest songs out of this whole thing

40:19

it's almost like he duped Drake into into

40:22

making like a strictly diss record that's gonna

40:24

be forgotten and Kendrick shit is gonna last

40:26

your time yeah which is

40:29

the ultimate win on this whole thing yeah I

40:31

feel like it's a great point I guess yeah

40:33

all I mean is like in

40:36

theory if people

40:38

are going at each other you're not necessarily

40:40

looking for a catchy record yeah which is

40:42

I think where people are going oh

40:45

kiddos you fucking teaspoon he didn't

40:48

even give us any new information and

40:50

so but yeah to

40:53

your point it's like he he go to Drake

40:55

and to trying to come at him

40:57

yeah he's like nah I got you and

41:00

yeah I just think I mean I apparently

41:04

Drake click the Drake's response I

41:07

think he just yeah dude

41:36

the top common I know

41:38

we the top common on this was on ironically

41:40

would have been his best move man

41:47

I need to muck sweet and you could have said

41:49

that we and ten times over a beat and I

41:52

would have been like this one wins yeah I need

41:55

to muck sweet he like I feel he

41:59

needed to go snuck a mighty rich kid about it.

42:02

I feel that's who likes Drake fans. Like

42:05

people who use their parents' credit cards and shit. Right.

42:09

Okay. That's who loves Drake. Right. Okay.

42:12

People whose parents do insurance fraud and

42:15

get them like BMWs and stuff. Like

42:17

that's who loves Drake. So

42:20

he should have rapped about insurance fraud. No,

42:22

he should have just rapped about like... Like

42:24

heritances. No, he should have, like I think

42:26

he could have said whatever he wanted to say, but his angle

42:29

needed to be, just

42:31

consistently like I'm better than you.

42:33

Right. And I have money. And

42:35

I don't care. He needed to... Kinda did

42:37

in the beginning though. But he needed to quadruple down

42:40

on that. He needed to be like stupid and annoying.

42:42

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like this is annoying. Yeah. That's

42:44

what he should have been. Okay. Was annoying.

42:48

Cause if not like us came up, like imagine,

42:51

okay. Kanye... He

42:53

should have sung. That's what he should have done. Poop did

42:55

he scoop? Okay.

43:00

When Ye did that, that was like, oh

43:02

my, that is fucking funny.

43:04

That is funny. Bro, I read the funniest tweet though.

43:06

It was like, I love that Kanye tried to insert

43:09

him and this and no one gave a fuck. Everyone

43:12

was like, we're good. We're

43:14

out. Nobody said anything about it. No one

43:16

wanted to hear it. Yeah. I

43:20

think if Drake came out just being massively

43:22

annoying, you

43:25

know, that's, I think that maybe would have been his

43:27

only way to escape. Yeah. He needed

43:29

to Fortnite L. Yeah. Yeah.

43:34

Yeah, what if he just did a, just a, like

43:36

a instrumental and just T-pose the whole time?

43:39

I think that would have been too childish. But

43:42

it kind of needed to be on that level. Right, right, right,

43:44

okay. Sorry, this conversation feels

43:47

like it's really boring. Why?

43:49

I'm having fun. I don't know, man. I feel like

43:51

this is horrible for the listener. No, I think. Well,

43:53

the bad part about this is that every take has

43:55

been had already. Cause

43:58

this has been, you know, it's lighting up the.

44:00

internet for the last five days. Everyone's read every

44:02

single take. We probably don't have a unique take.

44:04

Yeah. That's what's boring about it but I think

44:06

actually I'm having fun. That's what I'm struggling with

44:09

is like everything I'm saying I feel everyone knows

44:11

so I don't want to say it. I don't know. I'm

44:14

having fun. I'm having

44:16

fun. Yeah. I wouldn't doubt it. Yeah.

44:18

We've been we've

44:20

only been talking for like 10 minutes

44:22

45 minutes. Yeah. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Sorry.

44:25

Never mind. Yeah.

44:27

We should move on.

44:32

Do you want to watch this Matthew McConaughey video or

44:34

are you sick of

44:36

him? Well, we already watched it but we

44:38

didn't record ourselves watching it. We didn't. Well,

44:41

we did but we cut it out. So let's

44:43

watch the commercial for this tequila right here. If

44:45

it was never published to the episode then it

44:48

never happened. That's true. We're creating reality. Yeah. Yeah.

44:50

That's a good point. So

44:52

this is the commercial for

44:54

that Matthew McConaughey and his wife shot for

44:57

Pantalones which by the way I have

44:59

to admit I'm hammered right

45:01

now. Yeah. It's probably why everything we said

45:03

sounded really stupid. Yeah, exactly. Like to us

45:06

it sounds smart. They're probably like Cody sounds

45:08

way better than he normally does. Honestly. No.

45:11

I think we're gonna play it back and what it's

45:13

gonna sound like is like oh. I don't think.

45:16

I don't

45:18

think Drake really had it like

45:22

that. I don't think he entered his play.

45:24

He's like killer. I'm

45:26

fooling with it. Dude,

45:29

I'm heart rate and he's like dude. I

45:32

swear to god man. You're

45:34

a bussy dude. Y'all

45:37

got pizza? That's how we

45:39

sound. Alright, let's run this.

45:48

Can we get the original commercial? No,

45:52

I like celebrity whatnot. You like the

45:55

celebrity whatnot. I love celebrity. It's like

45:57

one of my favorite channels. Celebrity whatnot.

45:59

Celebrity whatnot. It's

46:01

like it rolls off the tongue. Yeah, totally. It's

46:03

a really easy thing to say celebrity whatnot Celebrity

46:07

what what I like about it is it

46:09

makes sense to yeah what not oh Here

46:13

it is okay on the official YouTube channel how

46:16

many views How

46:19

many subs does he have 87,000 views Okay

46:28

Matthew it's only a 30-second vid

46:30

so you know the algorithm What

46:33

the hell? My where's that

46:35

come from my sleep paralysis demon be like My

46:38

sleep paralysis demon be like Run

46:42

this shit When

46:52

Kylie Jenner put on hers No

47:01

way No

47:03

way these two are trying to say tequila

47:06

Stopped being a fun

47:08

drink. Yeah, there

47:10

is no way these two are saying that yeah

47:13

tequila is The

47:15

fun drink drink. Yeah, that's the shit

47:18

you get in bar fights.

47:20

Yes But it's

47:22

also like I think you actually were joking, but you

47:24

had a good point like Kendall Jenner's Tequila

47:26

is like the drink of the fucking

47:29

West Coast party scene in terms of

47:31

like LA influencers Yeah, but then also

47:33

every DJ Don Julio. Yeah

47:37

bottles like it is the fucking drink

47:39

of party the drink is tequila Yeah,

47:42

who did they hang with? Cuz

47:44

that's the problem in People get

47:46

money and then their circle becomes smaller

47:48

and then their image of the world

47:50

is seven people Right who

47:53

have millions of dollars right and they're sitting there. They're

47:55

seven people and they're like I feel like no one

47:57

drinks the key Well, any yeah, right, right. It's like

47:59

go to fucking Six straight. Yeah,

48:01

there's people punch in, the horse

48:03

cops and each other. There's

48:06

do or scarves punching the horses also.

48:08

Yeah, You know, Ending

48:11

Ending their lights on since friend

48:13

sit or lie. The girl hafez.

48:16

Snobby, Out of the you

48:18

hit, you commit suicide on tequila. S

48:20

Yeah, no because there's actually proves that

48:22

tequila has something in it that like

48:24

some enzyme or whatever that causes energy.

48:27

So as far as alcohol is concerned

48:29

which all our calls did a depressant

48:31

right? Yeah, see drink as you actually

48:34

are. I was in good our I

48:36

do saga Marburg a million One hundred

48:38

percent are groundless. Go out good. Tequila.

48:42

Is the only one that actually. Has

48:44

a little something and that makes you feel

48:47

more alive. Gotta. Which.

48:49

Is the reason why It's like the Partisan got it?

48:52

Well. That from San. Is.

48:54

Look, I'm so energized from the fuck an enzyme

48:56

in this to kill I can't even talk this

48:58

episode. Race. I came in think

49:00

straight on so I exactly so forth.

49:02

what are they talking about? Oil.

49:05

And things. Are

49:11

down. And

49:16

say. Let.

49:21

Me say this to. Display.

49:23

The most boring advertisement I've seen

49:25

for to cure. For

49:27

speculate, Yeah, I

49:31

get what they were trying to do. You do the

49:33

pickle ball on this has thirteen thousand lights. People might

49:35

have resonated with this one a little bit more. They

49:39

know their target demo. Eight

49:41

year old? Yeah. Nicest

49:44

thing. On

49:46

is now. This in the

49:48

Santa Monica. No Way.

49:51

Of a. Mistake

49:54

while of and the loans Organic

49:56

tequila one off. at

49:59

us half ounce of lime juice and

50:01

agape. Didn't serve. The

50:05

best serve of the day. Ha ha! Okay,

50:11

hold on a second. Go back to

50:13

YouTube. Search

50:15

Matthew and then

50:19

Nick. Nick

50:23

Margarita. Matthew Nick broke

50:25

back mountain margarita

50:27

scene. Search Matthew

50:29

shirtless. Look

50:32

at that shit. Let's make a pickle margarita.

50:34

Uh huh. We crack open this nice jar

50:36

of pickles and I'm gonna pour out almost

50:38

all of that. Did he steal this from

50:40

Nick? Did Giovanni? All of the juice is

50:42

gone, but it's being refilled with anthelonus. Oh,

50:44

they also did it. I see, okay. And

50:46

the key that's in the body. Okay. Just

50:49

a touch of agave. A little lime. Just gonna bring a little

50:51

bit of treble. Put a little jalapeno in there. Maybe two slices.

50:53

Yeah, it was fine. You can pause it now, we get it,

50:55

but yeah. This was

50:57

the original. This happened before the commercial. They

50:59

repurposed that recipe. Yeah.

51:04

The pickle ball one was all right. I'll give them that. I

51:08

think they were both boring. Tequila,

51:12

bro? Sorry, I just don't think of tequila in

51:14

this way. I

51:17

think if they want to do a pantless tequila commercial.

51:21

They should have gone all out. They should have been handling

51:23

a firearm with his pants off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In a

51:25

trunk. Yeah, and like shitting himself and stuff. Yeah,

51:28

imagine that. Yeah. Man,

51:32

that's a funny ass thing to want to

51:34

demonstrate on camera. Fun. Yeah.

51:37

Marketing fun. How

51:39

do you market fun? In

51:43

your mind, if they're like, make this

51:45

tequila seem fun. What do

51:47

you do? Party. Probably. Party.

51:50

Right? Yeah. Like a

51:52

sick party? Yeah. What would

51:54

you do? Probably start the commercial with

51:57

the top of someone's head. Okay.

52:00

They go Hell yeah. Yeah.

52:02

Yeah, right. All right. I would initiate

52:04

with a quick. Yeah, let's

52:06

go and the tagline is

52:09

like pairs wall with

52:12

No, you don't say it. You don't say it right, but

52:15

that would be a good way to do it So he goes

52:17

here's hell. Yeah winter. No, the the

52:19

context is winter Okay,

52:21

so the the party is like super

52:24

active. You know, I've met a you

52:26

have to collage and it's going up in there Guys

52:29

going like this And then

52:31

he's like it's a bit cold, right? Got

52:34

my nose going rips a shot of pantalones and

52:36

then you cut to the wide and he has

52:38

no pants on Yeah, everyone's like well. Yeah, you're

52:40

cool. Yeah, and then it's a double entendre where

52:43

it's like well He's doing cocaine. But yeah.

52:45

Yeah, right. So then the fun party

52:47

the fun party people The

52:50

cool people. Yeah, I do cocaine and

52:52

drink tequila Yeah Right,

52:54

that's you at home. Yeah person who

52:56

does cocaine and drinks tequila. That's you

52:58

right? You watch this

53:01

commercial and you go fucking I relate

53:03

to this because I'm also cool I

53:05

also do cocaine and I drink tequila.

53:07

This commercial is very relevant to me.

53:09

I'm gonna go buy a handle right now I

53:12

also take my pants off at parodies. Yeah, I Yes,

53:17

I need this tequila. Yeah. Yeah So

53:21

that's what they should have done something like that obviously

53:24

that that's not their target demo. Yeah, right So

53:26

to be fair to

53:28

them their demo doesn't even like use computers They

53:33

don't even know computers work His

53:37

demo does not know about the Drake and future. I'm wondering

53:39

great. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's very true. I also wonder if

53:41

I wonder if they get

53:44

like low viewership and like retention and

53:46

shit and engagement because his wife's in the

53:49

You know like it when an only fans

53:52

grow like posts her boyfriend or whatever and the comments are all like,

53:54

you know It's like dude like what you're a traitor or like a

53:56

streamer. That's the most everyone in

54:00

love with or post their boyfriends. It's the most infuriating thing

54:02

you'll ever see. You're a traitor. What do you mean? How

54:04

could you do both like that? Yeah. Do you

54:06

think the moms that love Matthew are the same sort

54:08

of... Because even we were like, wait, what? He's

54:10

married? How long? Yeah. He's

54:13

been married to this girl for like 13 years? I think there is a bit of

54:15

a... I feel like he's been straight baiting all the... You

54:18

know what I mean? Single baiting? Single

54:20

baiting. That's what I should say. I

54:22

think they're single baiting. I like that. He's

54:25

single baiting all these like middle aged moms

54:27

that think that they could fuck them. I

54:30

think there was probably a bit of like... But

54:34

they also may view him as so out of their

54:36

league that if

54:39

he's married, they go, of course he's married. Right.

54:42

Right. A guy like that, they just

54:44

don't make good ones like that anymore. Yeah. Yeah.

54:48

If anything... He's taken. If anything

54:50

showing that he's taken may

54:53

fire up the fans more. Yeah, right. Well,

54:55

they're like, well, maybe if I buy enough of his

54:58

tequila, he'll DM me back. I

55:00

think that's actually how you drive up sales. Because

55:03

then that's when you start getting those weird messages where you're like, Matthew,

55:06

I bought every bottle at every store that

55:08

it's ever released. I have 52 bottles in my

55:10

home. I love your you. I

55:13

love you and everything you do. I'm a big fan.

55:16

Please talk to me. And then you go, you buy

55:18

100 of these bad boys and you'll get a DM back.

55:22

Yeah. There's like Matthew Fan

55:24

Club and that's the level. 100

55:27

bottles of Pantilonus. Proof that you own 100

55:29

bottles of Pantilonus. Personalized

55:32

DM from Matthew. The Justin Bieber

55:34

stream. Yeah,

55:36

exactly. Guys, we need

55:39

to run this tequila up

55:41

to New York Times bestselling

55:43

tequila. First

55:45

person or the Gary Vee book

55:47

situation. Yeah. Buy

55:50

this tequila. It's going to be worth more.

55:53

We're creating a Pantilonus NFT. Yeah.

55:57

Yeah. Artificial scarcity.

56:00

That's what they should be doing we're

56:02

creating a pentaloners NFD here

56:05

at Matthew McConaughey

56:07

incorporated I'm

56:09

just blending like five different I

56:11

should have taken that shot that really killed my energy

56:13

man. You've been fine, dude I don't know why you're

56:15

getting in your head about it. This has been

56:17

a fun one. That's it I'm having a

56:20

blast but people at home let us know

56:22

because I'm whacked out right now Yeah Okay,

56:26

but actually I do want to show you

56:28

one video okay because it involves

56:31

animal death you know we love yeah And

56:35

you might have seen this already. It's the bear eating the ducklings

56:38

No, okay, so this is just let

56:40

it run I think this video is on

56:43

tiktok if you just search it on tiktok you

56:45

just direct, but you know avoids the blog spam

56:47

Yeah, fidget time Bear

56:50

eating so all these lineup of children

56:52

watching these ducks and this bear I

56:55

Like to hustle the bear has who is excited you

56:58

can see something's about to happen if I'm at the

57:00

hold on sorry if I'm a dad And I see

57:02

this bear hustling up. I'm leaning to my kid, and

57:04

I'm going pal You're about to

57:06

see God at work. You're about to don't

57:08

look away. Don't look away on you're about

57:10

to become a man So you're

57:12

about to learn a very important lesson here keep

57:14

your eyes focused And

57:17

I have my hand on the back of my son's head with my

57:19

fingers just gently

57:22

positioned over his eyebrows just in case And

57:24

I don't want I really like that and then

57:27

I just you're gonna watch that. I just pull

57:29

his eyelids back right right Here

57:35

I'm like focus focus put turn it

57:37

up turn it up

57:47

That Geo train wreck he

57:50

fully ate these ducklings directly in front

57:52

of these children yeah All

57:56

of them are just watching in horror look

57:58

at it hold my head I'm

58:02

gonna hold my kids eyes open. Focus. You

58:05

cannot be closer to those kids. Focus. Yeah. Focus.

58:09

Yeah. That's horrible. I

58:11

like how that dude, no way that

58:13

clip just went into the Rio movie.

58:17

No way. The algorithm. Doing what

58:20

it's supposed to. That

58:23

shit went to the Rio movie. Awesome. Shocking

58:25

kids at a birthday party. It was

58:28

a kid's birthday. He became

58:30

a man that day. Seriously. Sounds like his 21st birthday.

58:32

Sounds like his 18th birthday. Wow, that's crazy. He

58:36

had his 18th birthday at six years

58:38

old. Yeah, seriously. Witnessing life and

58:40

death. Yep. Yeah, man. Yeah.

58:43

Dude, they can stomach that. If me at seven,

58:48

eight years old can look at my grandmother

58:50

in a coffin, they got

58:52

it. It's a good point. It's a good point.

58:54

Plus all these kids are on iPads. They've seen worse

58:56

probably. Yeah. At this point? They've

58:58

seen worse. I've seen Elsa videos. Yeah,

59:00

yeah, yeah. There's a girl out there. Yeah, they're killing

59:03

each other on there. You

59:06

know how fucking millennial all these comments are? A

59:09

bear's gonna bear. Bear's

59:12

gonna bear. Bear's gonna bear? Epic

59:15

bear move. Epic bear

59:17

move. Bro,

59:20

we need, we should put that on his shirt. Yeah.

59:24

Epic bear move. And then just a dead family. A

59:26

ravaged campsite. A ravaged campsite. Dude,

59:28

epic bear move. Epic bear move. And

59:30

just pull me as hell. What is that on your shirt? It's

59:32

an epic bear move. New merch. Epic bear

59:34

move. Yeah, that's easy, man. I'll sell that shirt. I

59:36

will plug the fuck out of that shirt. Epic

59:40

bear move. Epic narwhal move.

59:44

And it's a fucking narwhal. Yeah. Yeah.

59:48

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

59:51

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

59:54

Yeah. And it's a fucking

59:56

cruise ship of people on the one.

1:00:00

Bears gonna bear, you know? Yeah. Bears

1:00:02

gonna bear, you know? Bears gonna bear.

1:00:05

Bears be like, the shirt needs

1:00:07

to be visceral, man. Oh yeah,

1:00:09

just carnage. Yeah. Pure

1:00:11

decor. I

1:00:17

like how that's the one thing that's made

1:00:19

me laugh all episodes. That was sick person's

1:00:21

epic bear move. Epic

1:00:23

bear move. Oh,

1:00:27

it looks like the bear did a thing. It's

1:00:32

the fucking husband's face. Hanging

1:00:36

off his face. Looking

1:00:40

like the guy from the first episode

1:00:42

of Fallout. Bro,

1:00:46

epic bear move. Well, you

1:00:52

know how it goes when there's a boring episode. The

1:00:54

last three minutes took me fucking to the next day.

1:00:56

Yeah, it's always the last three minutes here. My face

1:00:58

hurts now. The last three minutes is what you're paying for,

1:01:00

dude. Epic bear move.

1:01:02

Oh my god. Fucking... Oh

1:01:07

my god, man. Yeah,

1:01:09

animal death. It

1:01:14

really starts the conversation. It really does. Every

1:01:16

time. You can just count on it. Yeah.

1:01:20

Yeah. What's

1:01:22

a partying with God thing? Did I send that?

1:01:26

I sent some good shit. Yeah,

1:01:29

dude. Did I send this? Oh,

1:01:33

how I used to party

1:01:35

verse. How

1:01:43

I party now. I've seen this. Well,

1:01:47

we can't play that because it's

1:01:49

copyrighted music, but... We

1:01:52

can watch this in the bonus. Well,

1:01:54

folks, thanks

1:01:56

for tuning in. I think this

1:01:59

probably closes the chapter. on rap

1:02:01

beef. Rap beef.

1:02:04

It wasn't necessarily

1:02:07

an energized... You know what I think

1:02:09

too? I

1:02:11

think unlike like

1:02:13

that, that's

1:02:16

when the beef was fun. Yeah. And

1:02:18

then we got to this point

1:02:20

in the beef and we're like,

1:02:22

there's some demons going on in

1:02:24

here. Yeah, truly. If

1:02:27

anything wrote, maybe music listens

1:02:29

go back up everywhere. Yeah.

1:02:31

Because they're like, this

1:02:36

kind of got dark. Yeah, yeah, right. Yeah,

1:02:40

yeah, yeah. Let's party, man. Yeah, yeah. Or

1:02:42

just more beef will happen. I think that's

1:02:44

probably it. Well, I mean, we completely missed

1:02:46

the Chris Brown Quavo beef.

1:02:49

What? Yeah. Oh, bro. That one

1:02:51

was meaner, arguably meaner.

1:02:53

Wait, meaner? Yeah, during this whole thing.

1:02:55

I didn't know about that. Oh, yeah.

1:02:58

Damn, I feel like my friend. What?

1:03:00

Oh, yeah. Oh, I had no

1:03:02

idea. Who's Chris Brown again? Chris

1:03:04

Brown told Quavo, we

1:03:08

wished you died instead

1:03:10

of... Ooh. Yeah.

1:03:14

Yeah. What? Can we, can we

1:03:16

listen to that in the bonus? Maybe first thing?

1:03:18

We could. Do a little reaction just and then

1:03:20

we'll stop talking about rap beef, but I didn't

1:03:22

know about this. So I'd like to just hear

1:03:24

the song. I think JT from the City Girls

1:03:26

is beefing too. And man. So yeah,

1:03:28

maybe there's some residual beefs from that. There

1:03:31

was a lot of beefs going on. Maybe

1:03:33

there's some more epic beefs from this whole thing.

1:03:36

Yeah. Coming up in the

1:03:38

bonus, top 10 epic bear moves. Number

1:03:44

10, Mormon family RV. All

1:03:51

right, guys. Thanks for watching. See you guys in the

1:03:54

bonus. Goodbye. A

1:04:00

team will be here to clean this up tomorrow. Clean what up tomorrow?

1:04:02

God. We're gonna book you,

1:04:04

because you're just kind of weird. Yeah, yeah. Let me

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