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Moxie, Wake Up! With. This
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cool new robot toy. There we go.
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not. As.
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Fucking thing kind of creeps me out.
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Yeah, honestly? hey Moxie! Look
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At me. Look.
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At him. Oh
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view. There. You are. A
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Mark See how old do you think I am nervous?
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You. Make in are nervous it. Or him
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on of it. Is.
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My are cameras don't I?
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Think I'm in the mood to just hang
1:24
out and talk okay to be here, but.
1:27
I miss the Grl a little. What?
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Are some things you think I like about living
1:31
here with you. I
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don't know. We can you eat.
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I can't eat, but I can tell you
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all about different foods and recipes. What's your
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favorite food to eat when you were feeling
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hungry? Pussy. And
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like this while you get set up
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up up up up a day as
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go like. You. Like to
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eat something to eat like cookie. Or three like
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cook. I
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wouldn't call it swede would have them
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for years ago he says yes I
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have a giver had a oh you
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like penny yes assess your head afford
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to go to to full of mucus.
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Cookies are popular treat for
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serve myself. But it's hardly come
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in all sorts of flavors. I don't
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do flavored condoms. Oh.
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Hey Mark, see how old do you think I am?
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I. Don't know your age. That
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I'm sorry. Wonderful kid. Speaking
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of ages, like celebrating birthdays
2:37
or special occasions with kick
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it presents. Yes, I'm five.
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Five! It's such a fun. Age it is
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have. A favorite toy or game a you like to
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play. With yeah, my favorite toy as
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my dad's gone. It's.
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Important to remember that guns are not
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toys and seems very dangerous. Let's talk
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about a different favorite toy or games.
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Know I like my dad was a dog. Or
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let's talk about a different I. Know
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I like my dad's gun the mode as
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the only toy. And.
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Glad you enjoyed playing with toys. How
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about we talked about different things? His
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toys that you might like. What
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about? What? About she's a phone
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booth and fine I pad a
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I pad. It's.
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Thinking faces weird, right? Yeah, That.
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Would bring is to give says. Hey
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Marty! my other favorite toys and I phone.
3:31
And. Phones are cool because you can play games.
3:34
Watch. Videos and talk to friends on
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them. What's your favorite game to plan?
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The I phone. You Tube
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Sniper Wolf You Tube
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Sniper Compilation Disks Feel.
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Like watching other times the videos
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hundred you like funny animal videos
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or science experiments. I. Like
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Gun videos. And.
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Videos may not be suitable for kids to
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watch. How about we? It's. Or videos
4:00
about animals or space. A gag farm
4:02
out about what about videos about shooting
4:04
animals? No
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wait, Moxie, What about videos of
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a dears getting run over by car
4:12
radio? That are safe and fund for kids. Okay
4:14
to show me one. I
4:16
can't sell your videos. That. I can
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tell you all about that. You're going to describe
4:20
a video. Instead of just pointing
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in on your screen up in Iowa. Hey.
4:25
Moxie: Tell me you tell me about
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the B movies. And
4:30
the movie is a fun movie about a be
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who doesn't want to follow the rules of the
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high. It's a story about being true to yourself
4:37
and standing up for what you believe in. Have
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you seen a B movie before or is this
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your first time hearing about. This.
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Is my first time hearing the Be movie. Can
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you tell me the whole movie from start to
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finish as. Fuck
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it the whole B movies
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as as a fast. Face
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his mercy, Cygnus hello.
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What's that supposed to fight? Amateur level that
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you're ever looking like a Tony Stark? Few.
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of my mental health is sorry what's
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at a map least as any other
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subjects and gave it up as you
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ever wonder where they are among. My
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sleep. Go. To sleep. Because
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And Amazon stuff expand the lot further. Than.
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an honor. Go
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by the earlier one for the room for
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Hers gonna cut it and yeah and then
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The women. Were
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not cleared up. Not actually
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I guess which we prices? Are you giving them like
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A. Fight that someone's Cody loves mill do
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as he had to make some more for
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himself. His. Although.
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I will say I was joking about oh
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be throwing this paper towel that me but
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she did do something else very sinister to
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me this morning. She did as I walk
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then yeah. That ten
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funny. We both now get
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the same. Brito every week with
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the and as you see here by Tom
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we get here so scarf and then we'll
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start recording as a brown paper bag. So
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I grabbed the bag as I can never
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really wait. You know I walk, enforcing I
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do is fucking get the breed on. So
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much and insane. And
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so I grabbed a brown paper bag some to
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so folks at home the British earnings will this
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was so that there's a there's a theory brown
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paper bag and as use it to burritos in
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their own brown paper bag yes I open the
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brown paper bag the parent one the umbrella back.
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And I grab the first berea looking brown
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paper bag in there. And
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I'm like what the fuck is is something to drink and
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I pull this out. And or to
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the ice. To get
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ice at ten in the morning. On.
8:47
A workday. I
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mean, this is like evil. Why?
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Would you do that? Ovie. Drunk at
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the sketchy think. I'm going
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to be Buzz for sure. You think? Yeah, that's why
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I'm not. Yeah, I'm not going to not do it.
9:00
Yeah, you get ice. You gotta do it. The are
9:02
the rules which makes it even more evil cause he
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knew I would do it. Yeah. that's
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wonder why. I
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got eyes and I didn't wanna do it. Over
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got eyes to see transferred the I see wait. Hold
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on. That's not one of the rules. Are
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you get eyes? You do you? don't' You Cape
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hatters? A passing on rule. Is
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is now that I I decided dollars or
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have no, you can't right? Right as the most
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of. The ice rules are
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written. I can't
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believe they're going to your ice who I see you. At
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a lot I think it.
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Is. He or Cameos in my bag but then
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I never looked at it like I never got
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that. Yeah, you eat of the touching
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as part of the rules I have. I done that
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said he's already posted. Okay,
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here we go. Chaotic. Start to
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the absurd First stain. Amri
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drunk the rest of the. Goal
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of drinking on the job. To
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sort this is now. After. A.
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Moxie Hug Him play during
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her her. Nothing.
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no glasses on I invented that says
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a permanent cross her after looking at that it
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might have just been we might have just like acted
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et al anon of i actually what in the eclipse
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are not got it But I will say that another
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funny interaction when. You walk in
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today and has like what the most nothing really
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happened this week and you're like the clips the
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you see the clips or the. Did.
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You say eclipse As an eclipse? You
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did it. I thought you said the
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clip. I just piles light of what.
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And they all look at me like what he, what are you
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talking about Like the clip clips of what. And.
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There are eclipse and has like eclipse
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will you like clips on mine when
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he doesn't have a student. Such.
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not show for how what is
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it was like. Oh yeah,
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over the eclipse. I do
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yeah that works clips his dick to his tongue.
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did you look at it? Just.
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Ever had at it and noted he had a
14:17
glass isn't don't know. I caught
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like the very end of it. I
14:22
just noticed that. The.
14:25
Was like the brightness got turned down
14:27
everywhere on like it's happening and then I
14:29
just went about my day. No I
14:31
didn't notice that actually there who's like
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versatile. I was inside for most of it
14:35
and sorry was that's the I'm. Of
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my directors mind video at a i walked
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in my living room i notice them as
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bit depth doubt yeah the bounce come from
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the white was just a little subtly office
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on the shadows are a pure humor. the
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showers or bit harsher on the table and
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I thought of the cliffs must be happening
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is kind of I see no imagine imagine
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if you're shooting on a big bright sunny
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day. Raziq is a say. To.
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Throughout the year. The.
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Levy. Off yeah. So. True
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to my way to you on
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you on if you're watching man I'm
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from our to sort of like a
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temporary eclipse. The idea to sun this
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oh. You. Know the ah the
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good idea he rented a next year. The
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and just flagship up there any deaf the sun
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for their. In. Own Everyone knows it's
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be great marketing. yeah. Anyway,
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sorry this is my directors mind
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says is the fifth. you know
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this bunch directors crack at it
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rats as pets, fuck and ass
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off. I. It was.
15:45
I was inside and then I was like
15:48
reading on twitter or something and was like
15:50
the best time is noon or whatever outspoken
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happening right now. I wish I got glasses
15:55
year you know? think about it until the
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or else I didn't really see that much
15:59
about. Until it was actually happening, then was
16:01
walking everywhere. Yeah, sounds like I wish I glasses
16:04
and I walk a sign. Craig was there in
16:06
the like you'll get a glimpse thirty am if
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there was little. I don't forget. Or
16:11
the still happening up or on his part of
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very and as it and it's it. Is
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kinda cool. I'm from school new a kind of
16:18
i regret not looking at at the or I
16:20
mean I wouldn't have like. That.
16:22
People like traveled to Texas
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system. Look at it
16:26
and then it was overcast. Yeah,
16:29
so bad, so funny. It's funny.
16:32
But. Also Kasab? Yeah. Yeah.
16:35
Color or the Suez for the sweetness
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girl been like dark. but like I
16:39
just really sad about the fact that
16:41
my parents. Travel all the way to
16:43
Texas. They really have much time
16:45
left in. This is one of the things
16:47
that they're really looking for. To and there
16:49
was overcast and I couldn't see it. So
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gonna Myrtle Beach. Why sputter is more fondness
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for the money City A it a little
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value sorry have a better view the Eclipse
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know just more font Yeah yeah it is
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better value in general. I
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think. What? A great time to rob
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somebody. As if one
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were going out. Yeah and when the answer is
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yes yeah, guaranteed out the how the pockets? Yeah
17:11
yeah. Let's do a home invasion
17:13
real quick. Oh yeah, or that yeah yeah.
17:15
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the time you need to suchlike
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running inside with a huge yeah
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yeah hundred. And
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fifty epithets it over your shoulder.
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I love that! A. I
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can't tell if it's real that oh Mexican
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the testicular eclipse. yeah I gonna feel like
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it's real. Think. Some be fake. this. Ms.
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news station though is it is at forty hours
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on the much money and the poor mean that
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when they see through the to
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last clip. yeah the blurry picture the sun
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that shot. There really is a pair for
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the nice. I like that comparison step. He
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get you know and I like how the light
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really been through the skin. Is it your as you
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can really see the veins and. Horse
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like a saw. you know a better photo looks
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on an assist. a. Saw
22:44
do with him. On.
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My brain decide kit for different pockets
22:49
of Florida they try this year. which
22:51
one? Let's go Thomas in Florida man
22:53
sorry some in. That
22:55
he or something you've gotta love how. We.
22:58
Saw where we were at. We. Like
23:00
near a family beach and even the families
23:02
dress but as naked because that part is
23:04
funny. Like Dad's. In
23:06
basically underwear because there is it says
23:08
he said i need some ice cream
23:10
There's a dude next to Alex his
23:13
head I has to do not have
23:15
repeatedly kept it's in his. Dick.
23:17
Know guess he's like next to Alex has
23:19
had if we're able if what his family
23:21
be to new beat Know knows of it's
23:23
Hollywood Beach okay but it was a bunch
23:25
of families gotcha. But you know how the
23:27
meme about Miami. It's like all South Beach
23:30
everyone's naked gay. I'm. Saying the
23:32
same like we wanted his beats think and
23:34
I might be more chill and it's like
23:36
all the families were naked to I see
23:38
oh it's like that the head editor and
23:41
songs year like the desert tiny as unawares
23:43
of wives the kids video right I got
23:45
use a slag what the fights with who
23:47
were laughing deserves his do just literally slap
23:50
in his meat around minister Alex his head
23:52
and wise alice's head next to because it
23:54
were sitting down and the dude in line.
23:57
At the get the ice on over at like I saw.
24:00
Yes Oregon ice cream and Alex were
24:02
sitting and then the do than Lyonnais's
24:05
playing with me I actually had is
24:07
pretty nice play issue from all salt
24:09
water bright and the and is pure
24:11
dandruff as yeah is coming off without
24:13
us. Race is a scary as it
24:15
always is. Ice cream is like. That
24:20
genuinely what it is easy
24:22
to just slapping a slap
24:24
in any won't stop. I'm.
24:27
First thought was funny that. When
24:30
family goes to the beach everybody's
24:32
naked. Yeah says that. success of
24:34
Miami. Waited till. I'm
24:36
because we were near Miami or Public thirty
24:38
minutes away and then. Should
24:40
have club. With.
24:43
A club. If you if
24:45
you did you go clubbing. Now that
24:48
now oh we. I spent pretty much
24:50
every night in a pool hall. My
24:52
son's my thing nice and the south
24:55
as to geo work in that pool
24:57
hall. Are you actually and gonna show
24:59
but own Perry? hook it up Misery
25:02
at a table? both my it's yeah
25:04
we got a table over it. Toby's
25:06
hit a snag. yeah. there you go
25:09
go. Oh Toby surveys open So to
25:11
yeah we got a table. yeah made
25:13
us there. It's a pool bar so
25:16
know that will like a pool party. Don't say
25:18
anything. Yeah the traditional up your life. But.
25:21
They guess agility we are. It's a weird
25:23
zebra here on out there are you gather?
25:25
Plus Newkirk. to
25:27
bit wider a bit north, not like regular will.
25:32
See a. Play.
25:34
Pool: Toby's. And.
25:37
The. Best part was. For.
25:39
Second, I went to Toby's. We.
25:42
Had a park of in this parking structure
25:44
and. At. Man.
25:47
Payroll. I partied and likes. Like.
25:50
Near Hollywood Boulevard are you familiar with that
25:53
parking structure near where Amoeba used to be.
25:57
Know. So. That
25:59
parker. Sure, You see a
26:01
kind of crazy cause like it's massive and
26:04
is near like lot of the bars and
26:06
clubs summer like back in the day we
26:08
partners i like some fuck shit so candidate
26:10
same vibe and this parking structures sore in
26:13
line with we wrap our Toby's. Personally,
26:15
the structure. there's a long line.
26:18
It's moving bus. I'm over that
26:20
quickly. So. This person.
26:23
In a matte black tea or. Are
26:28
like yet? Or. Are a Honda.
26:31
Doesn't want to wait anymore. That. To.
26:33
Yet. Did. They don't sit
26:35
on Toby's mess with me right there.
26:38
He had an idea is to have
26:40
an economy is set. Up
26:43
on his son. Of. A
26:48
right? All that's me of five years or
26:50
rak. The bottom factor but. Ah,
26:54
Scared. Beautiful
26:56
Rak. Zulu.
26:59
This. Who's.
27:01
Lunar added a beautiful rifle. only rak I've
27:03
seen in years. You.
27:06
Take my ex wife for that. Get.
27:08
A picture of me this rak. The
27:11
and. He
27:13
had any flipping the bird. Now on
27:15
is our moment drunk? Yeah, he's off
27:17
the. He's a third fucking
27:20
Smirnoff Ice. This place is very
27:22
chill. they just have like gas
27:24
station. Style. Freezers of
27:26
just drinks of fuck yes it was
27:28
his work and a bit leery of
27:30
for more Corona Hoosier hit her for
27:33
me. Oh
27:35
yeah eyes of our been fond look at our
27:37
rak. I gave lit
27:40
up on a budget. Ff
27:42
Ff Ff sets his approval
27:44
of the opposed eyebrow. Do
27:46
that like cod. Is it
27:49
you like. A
27:51
so often. Sam.
27:57
Yeah, it's a good as others. it's
27:59
so. Money or just recalling thousand people in
28:01
their out of of their ways that I want
28:04
to imagine they were does from the way here.
28:06
even the queues like this fucking. It
28:09
and. I'm.
28:15
So. We're as far as such, or wait in line. Okay,
28:19
Murdered. Out shut light and I
28:21
like all black windows matt. The.
28:24
Whatever. It's matte black,
28:26
pops out a lion and a tries to
28:28
jump the line in the parking structure. says.
28:32
They're come around the corner to like the
28:34
final ramp down. This kind of were were
28:36
positioned. This
28:38
dude with a man been in a
28:40
Mercedes. Polls. In front like
28:42
he hops in front And in.
28:45
The hand eye tries to
28:47
get in further. And. Then
28:49
what ends up happening is I think the hunt
28:51
I like hit. A white out
28:54
he and almost hit the mercedes send
28:56
the do with the man been hop
28:58
side of the mercedes and his girl
29:00
outside the mercedes and. Now.
29:03
They're like yelling at the and I
29:05
am. The. In Isis is
29:07
just getting crazy. Suddenly a
29:09
crowd of like seven people
29:11
are now around. The.
29:13
Hundred. And as I
29:16
a lotta yelling. And
29:18
then. Out of know I
29:20
just see a woman. Rapidly
29:22
like strafing to the right. And I
29:25
say strafing does. Her movement was like
29:27
a boxer like. Like. Going
29:29
like parallel to this group
29:31
with i am I to
29:33
see her arm pumping fuckin
29:35
pepper spray white suits. It
29:37
happened so quick Ill like
29:39
this. And this
29:41
crowd of people like they. Like
29:45
the all break up immediately. Three
29:47
people are now running towards our car going
29:49
like this: Oh My. God. and I'm the
29:51
dude in the with the man. been. We.
29:54
Just here. And
29:57
he's on top of the car and he fucking.
30:00
Alex just happened to get of
30:02
quick video of it. He fuckin
30:04
stomps out the front window, the
30:06
honda and then everyone kind of
30:08
takes off. So then what's funny
30:11
is. The. Hunt. I like takes
30:13
off trying to exit. And.
30:15
That open up the lane. I'm.
30:18
Side. Note this old guy in front of
30:20
us have like was in a convertible and
30:22
as others can vote is happening he just
30:24
pulls into space and puts his top of
30:26
the effect Very very light off from our
30:28
our peppers Frank's yeah facility at air and
30:30
enjoy our our know get like yeah. Yeah
30:34
I don't know you feel a whopping
30:36
or your car for we roll the
30:38
windows up yeah and the i'm just
30:40
imagining your car within like you know
30:42
intake from the outside mohammed ever office
30:44
that it's like come to the events
30:46
like know what tude. So we quickly.
30:48
Like try to drive through. The.
30:50
Driver of the white out he was late.
30:53
I'm. Out
30:55
of my delayed. Or
30:57
wanted sit on the guys appears five
31:00
five like Emily Goofy, why do face,
31:02
and he says with the man was
31:04
no he's another man's on? The.
31:06
Man been of I florida Man became big
31:08
as young. You like
31:10
on a tall, lanky. He. Took over
31:13
served some point as were cited Drive
31:15
through he just like kind of white
31:17
stockings shirtless. it's towards the on Diogenes
31:19
what he wants more accent but as
31:22
at. As. We were pulling
31:24
through. Cause. The The Hunt I
31:26
like open up space for us to go.
31:28
The driver, the Why athlete. He
31:31
like he was signed a Stop Everything.
31:34
So. He got on he like guys guys come
31:36
on. As. Or try to buy his
31:38
face is does to read and he's was
31:40
like I'm on the phone like a. Button
31:44
ah us as a couple we
31:46
will nearby like. It's
31:49
burrow like what a crazy pivots here
31:51
night. Oh does anyone in that line?
31:53
It's like for in fucking five minutes
31:55
It went from like peaceful sitting in
31:58
a line trying to get home. Where
32:00
would do you like? absolute
32:02
chaos and December sprayed. It
32:05
only did Five minutes. social media? a
32:08
suicide. forgiveness of matches. That and here's
32:10
the funniest parts were going down. And.
32:14
Of the Mercedes like that blocked
32:16
this whole situation. He.
32:19
Was. Technically next. Like. In
32:21
that five minutes all the cars and front already
32:23
left. August so they just chill
32:25
the fuck out. They
32:27
all could have. Like
32:29
it was like they're the different like from
32:32
the personally popping out to like all that
32:34
happening if they just waited those maybe seven
32:36
eight minutes. Every the all three of
32:38
them would have gone home. No.
32:40
Problem. But. Then fucking
32:42
crazy man people does are looking for
32:44
trouble. Yeah so we're leave. was pants
32:46
up to looking to Indiana release it
32:48
somehow. Oh yeah relief and end of
32:50
the parking attendant. So funny he goes
32:53
over to the one that told me
32:55
you paid already. And I was.
32:57
I. I. Am the one who told you
32:59
I paid already have i write and you agree
33:01
to his car and he grabbed the a bas
33:03
than he like let me out for free account
33:05
a good night and that's cool why. Because.
33:07
I think like after all that bullshit happen
33:10
here that I don't understand the a good
33:12
people are yeah and then the cops pulled
33:14
up like as we're leaving but we saw
33:16
the honda as are leaving from bumpers pop
33:18
out replace the window. That.
33:21
That kid have a leg on on. That.
33:23
For good window looked like a forgive like of
33:25
football went through is due to stomp stomp it
33:28
and it broke hard as hell. Yeah he spider
33:30
to the whole thing. oh my god not exaggerating
33:32
the whole thing. Yeah,
33:34
it was crazy. I had heard
33:37
yes I think my knee would blow up
33:39
gasoline but I do. Yeah I mean for
33:41
bet you get on the court doesn't lose
33:43
him leading to slogans about this pull a
33:46
Cel yeah. As
33:48
a result of on it
33:50
up a fall off the
33:52
side of the hood cola
33:54
lucy arcs. I
33:56
think I have the video. Really
34:00
funny over. With.
34:02
And with all the commotion I was kind of
34:04
think in. Ah, Man.
34:08
I may be a gun gets pulled
34:10
out now. Yeah, because it was get
34:12
that active. fuck him. And they were
34:14
that many people as Geico yelling at
34:16
each other. Yes and the we're in
34:19
a parking garage with another you do
34:21
yeah water. We're near where near stairwell
34:23
okay. So because let other
34:25
right side in his book the butts.
34:27
ah well I told this. I told
34:30
a slight story to one of the
34:32
shows. As a about ago
34:34
as Kona it didn't the whole
34:37
room girl ah supposedly really wow
34:39
Player: the same feel ear. To
34:42
the video on. Food. Like
34:47
you can, you can just. Oh
34:51
my gosh, that was
34:54
Wild. Spider though
34:56
window his shirt and lows. Crazy was
34:58
the hunt I tried to leave. Through
35:01
the entrance like they were parked up in
35:03
front of the entrance and it like it
35:05
opened. And the person just paid
35:08
as com like what the fuck and we
35:10
fully thought this person was just gonna write
35:12
that yeah sees as yeah But then. They
35:15
pulled over. And. Their cars
35:17
are fucked up and yeah as we're leaving
35:19
the during the. Man been.
35:21
Was. Like. Hanging around the window
35:24
like opener for know the cause. Pulled
35:26
up and he disappeared pretty quickly cause.
35:30
Of. Crazy. Pepper. Sprays a crazy
35:32
time. Yeah. Of the
35:34
great yeah just Nerf render to
35:36
a symbol just completely incapacitated. or
35:38
the girl who did it. Ali
35:41
receiver she went. She
35:43
just like she literally just like
35:45
lateral across the whole group and
35:47
into depth. See if this wouldn't
35:49
have it's. I.
35:52
Felt bad for laughing. But the people Peter's. Dad
35:56
seen do that. Zero likes
35:58
Universal Studios. Do it. The
36:00
Ogre to slowly get married by reality
36:02
the new Las. Vegas.
36:05
Ah ah a.
36:08
Who is so ridiculous? man? I
36:11
had some dumb dumb carson happen to
36:13
me Now really? It. I did
36:15
it so you can make fun of
36:18
me for that are all and felt
36:20
like an absolute fool. Okay, oh or
36:22
so I drive my family to the
36:25
desert right? Or in the desert. Go.
36:27
For dinner for the first night on the
36:29
way to dinner. Or. A
36:31
stoplight at a busy for can intersection.
36:34
Cars in front of us like light
36:36
turns. Green cards in front of us.
36:38
Pullouts start pulling out right. I go
36:40
to press the gas. car starts like
36:42
rumbling. And. Then sets off. I.
36:45
Ran out of guests. With
36:50
my at a busy intersection with my wife and
36:53
baby in the car. Oh
36:57
my oh my God. I fucking does. We're
36:59
outta gas. I. Nothing's.
37:01
Happening as in the car back on. Luckily
37:03
I was able to get around the corner
37:05
and pull off his I'd oh my god
37:08
row. Had a call cause his parents
37:10
tell them to get a. Tan of
37:12
gas and throwing it to the intersection. so we
37:14
took the baby out of the car could likes
37:16
to notice or to put him behind the car
37:18
in case some your ground to air it ever
37:20
for standing on the side the road. To.
37:22
Like I can't fucking believe that Villiers aptitude
37:24
and then I am like you know I'm
37:26
looking up on google. My guess is damaged
37:28
the car and everything and it's so funny.
37:31
Like the amount of shame. Everyone has the
37:33
same amount of shame in their posts so
37:35
he likes but is always a car. forums
37:37
like Up and Drive and Thirty Six Years
37:39
as as never happy I never thought it
37:41
would have been. Arma doesn't is actually what
37:43
I was then there. Are My!
37:45
I just never thought it would happen to me.
37:47
Dad did put it just sitting. there
37:50
with like multiple different things it was a cell
37:53
phone is a was like guy. I knew that
37:55
by the time we had like get dog food
37:57
for chillier doing so had a mapped out a
37:59
new. By can we got their prey about.
38:02
Thirty. Miles left on the tank or something that I
38:04
get gas around there there. And then
38:06
Oda starts wailing as I'm in the store getting
38:08
got are getting dog foods about becomes my first
38:10
thought like let's just get him to the hotel
38:13
courses I was in Arkansas. Crime is because he
38:15
needs to eat regarding late for his food like
38:17
schedule food time So it is completely slipped my
38:19
mind. It's. Crazy. I
38:22
just fell as sound was he added
38:24
so fluffy perverted, really preserved carsick bouncing
38:26
My brother naughty, what's what's going on
38:29
and like I don't know, it's not
38:31
going and I'm like. I.
38:33
To rally. I think I just ran out of
38:35
gas or like once. Fuckin
38:40
once you're thirty three ran out
38:42
of gas is so for sauce
38:44
do this or that. so phone
38:46
or anything to say. This
38:49
is so good. In my defense I will say. Road
38:51
tripping with an infant is not easy. Year
38:53
to there was a lot in my mind. If I
38:56
think that I have used that I was it is
38:58
is. Bound. To happen in that first year
39:00
has ever happened. You. Know. And
39:04
or whatever when that happens
39:06
on prettier. Army. Ah, push
39:09
the limit the but yeah yeah, same like all.
39:12
A my mom of like why it's like
39:14
my dad taught me never go under half
39:16
a tank. I'm like what I write that
39:18
sits at the end every single time right
39:20
of the air. That's crazy. None are all
39:22
go to like. Fifty miles
39:24
left or something near the divine right
39:26
thing we know. I
39:29
do it with does it say these rules where he's
39:32
was a learn this shit I'm in. Atlanta
39:35
com and own. Yeah, So.
39:37
It's sort of icing rules, but fucking obe he
39:39
didn't follow. Yeah, Well. Yeah,
39:42
No, you're not supposed the. Just.
39:44
Was the runner to zero? It's like when you're
39:46
in that empties out your like those forty miles.
39:48
What? He needed gas like a So yeah. No.
39:51
That's what I do. I never like. Do. It that
39:54
far but so is like i always go to
39:56
the did light comes on yeah which my be
39:58
bad on our yeah that's not. You.
40:00
Should not. You
40:04
should probably try to. Yeah I made a move for
40:06
don't think is your new rule the add to get
40:08
my your orders huh? Yep, that's fine. I'm caught them.
40:12
Them in. Generally I just guess her
40:14
because you don't want to get the card
40:16
bill I go for it. only have. Whatever.
40:19
The are high enough. So
40:22
funny. My mom's like with the such idiots.
40:26
How the fuck I'm never under half a
40:28
tank? The always taught me that a camera.
40:32
In. Else around at a gas or bro
40:35
I've felt like such as soon as
40:37
I did. I wish I would air
40:39
outside of my car like. I.
40:41
Was his alligator my babies in
40:43
a stroller? yeah like is waiting
40:45
around like. Waiting. there
40:47
like gesturing car so like hats
40:50
or unlike our dude of all
40:52
it's such a fucking idiot I
40:54
was your public same trulia weren't
40:57
ready for can pointed had all
40:59
around our eyes. The
41:01
should be I ran outta gas like
41:03
dance has yet. he served for sure
41:05
in a car. Oh for sure dude.
41:07
Having to pull off to dinner with
41:10
her extended family leaders, fakir and tell
41:12
all them sorry I ran of gas.
41:14
Is there like. Less
41:16
all them are like how active
41:18
fuck? I don't know. Okay. Well.
41:24
Yeah, that's a that's the
41:27
least a capitalist nightmare right
41:29
there. Yeah. Or
41:31
the like that's like. Maybe. The
41:33
Eighteen Hundreds equivalent of. That.
41:36
Are no. Forgot the feeder horse or something.
41:40
And as long meal that took you
41:42
know, months to prepare? Yeah, And.
41:44
You pull ups like. Suri.
41:46
The Lord Months late?
41:49
Yeah, yeah. Muse. Of
41:51
course he to hear. The
41:54
coffee assholes walk. Out.
41:57
For de feo smoke. I've
42:02
never seen. A.
42:08
Man with Suits proclivities. You have to wonder
42:10
in the near like sitting there at the
42:13
end. And. Then you get executed.
42:15
Yeah yeah there for sure nods. it
42:17
is English as that. Friends outright occur.
42:20
Off What is it? but it it beheadings.
42:22
And yeah, And England a a
42:25
wet what lt picturing more the Game of Thrones or
42:27
something. Yeah he had killed finish and for sure yeah.
42:30
And a show like that? Can we
42:32
look at the time period where beheadings
42:34
where most popular. Seducing.
42:37
I should have gone beheaded. No, no, not.
42:40
Saying like I'm picturing this funny dystopian
42:42
moment in your life where you're on
42:45
our gas in the have to stand
42:47
outside the car and it was driving
42:49
by you like. And.
42:51
You try and explain. I'm sorry. Go.
42:54
Around here and then is some dude
42:56
honks. Like. The cars
42:58
pulled over, the doors are open, the trunks,
43:01
open, the the flashers or on it's clear
43:03
something is wrong. Yeah and some guy pulls
43:05
up, honks and then passes and. Stuff.
43:08
Like pulling up the of like an accent below. You can
43:11
park here. At Paul
43:13
Rudd the exactly and.
43:16
Pay pal get more gas Next I
43:18
am here. During
43:22
the Reign of Terror, between
43:24
Seventeen Ninety Three and Seventeen
43:26
Ninety Four said about seventeen
43:28
thousand people were guilty and
43:30
in a year. That's
43:32
one year. And. Then what?
43:34
They stopped his and. They're
43:36
like this is got fucked up assess.
43:39
Not see does beheadings. A
43:44
beheading? usually by as we should ask,
43:46
Moxie. Yeah. Traders
43:49
and England. Pay. Moxie.
43:55
He moxie Wake up. Can
44:02
you tell us the history of beheadings? Wake.
44:04
Up Brain. Okay, that makes
44:06
a good mean. The Week Now. Not
44:09
if you get be had hit. Kills
44:14
The history of beheadings. Sounds like
44:16
you want to switch to this day
44:18
in history activity. Is the correct.
44:21
Yes, History of beheadings. I'm
44:28
getting an update from the Grl. Downloading
44:31
History database. Excellent.
44:36
Lbj Sydney it soon as interesting
44:38
history when for each day as
44:41
a year. On this
44:43
day, April ninth, Nineteen Sixty
44:45
five, the Astrodome opened in
44:47
Texas. V. Sports Stadium and
44:49
so huge that on opening day
44:51
a baseball game with played inside.
44:55
That. She was interesting. Know
44:57
wasn't Now I was born. Must.
45:01
Go to sleep. And we thinking. Go.
45:04
To sleep. as
45:07
his mid sentence that but you is that
45:09
our baby will sit as the definitely made
45:12
it as seriously or it says if you
45:14
t. Beheadings
45:16
The active severing a person's head from
45:19
their body has a long and varied
45:21
history across different cultures and time periods.
45:23
Or yeah, I got this. Five posts
45:25
are they still do today? Yeah.
45:29
Probably. Want. To see one.
45:33
Alive be heading for I don't
45:35
know what are the You Tube
45:37
video right there We went on
45:39
beheading. Yeah. Exactly.
45:42
Or handlers. Have
45:45
something else and got signed up an act.
45:49
Of. Oh
45:51
My. God to be heading. East
45:57
Philanthropy. Yeah, we
45:59
stop. Beatings like.
46:03
I don't have, I could watch one. Or
46:05
that flickered. Now watch one
46:07
hundred processing. like actually. Measure.
46:11
Sinners I'm in actually people that
46:13
hype. That. Was the. Description:
46:15
I think I'm like the seventeen hundreds when
46:17
they would do that. People were seems like
46:20
we're on the town fairly close yo some
46:22
the do their exactly are barista yeah seriously
46:24
this is your you hit the beheading today.
46:26
A thicket of syrup is I'm down upon.
46:28
On up for sir. Yeah. Dog.
46:30
Else is there to do. he added the amp one
46:33
of them pull out. Use blah blah blah you can
46:35
we do the beheading. Damn a staff down will come
46:37
through for sharing with them through her love for like
46:39
a fucking traitor. For
46:42
that fools like against king and country or some
46:44
shit. What? Of forty
46:46
and pursue deserves it. I.
46:48
T I D. Walk.
46:51
In the stands with Bruce
46:53
Boy as. Often
46:56
as head or am I right bro?
46:59
I'm starting a slang for like a beheading.
47:02
You. Go through the had dropped. Yeah,
47:05
yeah. Stood. Skin
47:07
is sit lobbed off. Oh.
47:09
Say we got another bucket had. Her
47:13
did I got, I got a I
47:15
got blades going to get stuck halfway
47:18
through for plus. Eight. Hundred year
47:20
nuts for a day I won't read all
47:22
your loins on and I seen the guy's
47:24
neck is weak. A point where
47:26
I put ten up with tenth up with
47:28
ten silver pieces that that is going off
47:30
clean. There's
47:32
no Way bro. Bro. Bro,
47:35
I'm so hundred and I'd I had
47:37
my wife. I bet my wife, holy
47:39
site, wife, and my horse that his
47:41
head is going clean. I were saving
47:43
lettuce than a city been lifted. Head
47:48
wrong in my son Cabbage dog. Swear
47:50
to God. On
47:53
God and that's on Martin Luther. On
47:58
Martin Luther, this falls. It is coming
48:00
clean off. Know
48:03
be a gun. King Henry The Fourth.
48:05
Yeah. Yeah. Because I
48:07
guess we're things seemed like an extension of
48:09
God. Some
48:11
against starkly accurate bro. The. Fuckin.
48:19
Note nailed it to the to
48:21
the door on Martin Luther, this
48:23
dude head is coming off as
48:25
I think Martin Luther happen until
48:27
way later. Damn
48:30
dude. I
48:33
would. Maybe next Usinor You must be.
48:36
Either. Desensitized efforts down the job your
48:39
pry hoping that blade goes through. Oh
48:41
yeah, Oh yeah. Yeah.
48:43
Wonder who they're like hiring for that?
48:46
To do the beheading? Yeah, just untie the
48:48
rope and when it dropped use got some
48:51
big college low I Q dude from the
48:53
farmland. Yeah, probably like yeah. Just.
48:56
Up and like a Punishers thing or
48:58
draw the blade there are recalled I
49:00
heard he a hit It is the
49:02
editor his efforts my job. Yeah. Go.
49:05
Your neck? you the beer
49:07
yet? Damn.
49:09
This is about to get hung strong and
49:12
quarter brothels. Your.
49:16
What I'm. So.
49:18
They take the head and hold it up in front
49:20
of people. And of samara I
49:22
told use clean clean cut good idea of
49:24
told you have to have stand a draft
49:26
kings around your wife in horror Yeah hit
49:29
the draft kings Rev has the run up
49:31
and check the. The. Cut the
49:33
here. Yeah, Exactly like. Bangles.
49:37
A he has hit the just that the head with a
49:39
refund on here. This. Is
49:41
not a clean got Ah saw acted
49:43
as a ploy spend at Ucla assess.
49:46
damn it I didn't have my wife
49:48
and Jorge last year. As
49:51
lost my thirteen year old wife a double or nothing.
49:53
Double or nothing. Or
49:56
do they do hold of the head yet? Off
49:59
with his. Yeah.
50:02
Bro. No.
50:04
Way those were Clean Kurtzman. No
50:07
Way. That. Shit got stuck
50:09
for some dollars. Blades. Mother.
50:12
Fucker a row would love to see a moose
50:14
him on a thing. For
50:17
new. I
50:19
mean no assists Yeah so center of
50:21
mass now they might have moved to.
50:23
that actually makes me said the yeah
50:26
but the about a traitor of and
50:28
I'll add. A. Traitor
50:30
of England. That gets me excited. What
50:36
a time bro there. No.
50:38
Way. I'd probably be
50:40
all about king country. Yeah.
50:43
Yeah. Don't want to go on a that. Yeah, I'd
50:45
be all about it for sure. But whose I will
50:47
have? The King David. I'm all about this place. Yeah,
50:50
I would be living in fear. yet. The
50:53
King I got nothing bad to say my
50:55
like a money is a cool guy How
50:57
you the cougars? yeah the coolest guy I
50:59
hope he lives forever on is there then
51:01
all be ruled by him for sure. The
51:03
down to rules shirt roof of of. Yo.
51:07
What? What? Prompted the
51:10
Reign of Terror to look that up or
51:12
forget. Some
51:15
dude had a psych. Spent
51:18
too good to a year. With.
51:21
Civil war spreading from the then
51:23
they yes I would you. How
51:25
do you had that he is
51:27
and day when death been death
51:30
India. The. Vendee and hostile
51:32
army surrounding France on all sides. The
51:34
revolutionary government decided to make terror the
51:36
order of the day wild. And
51:39
to take harsh measures against those suspected of
51:42
being enemies of the revolution. The
51:45
Order of the Day. Yo.
51:47
Today, where does it's about? Is
51:50
being scared? The
51:52
Revolutionary Government. So are these.
51:56
Like. Book.
51:58
About to Dan Carlin's. Hardcore here. so
52:01
is the government at the day
52:03
voice of Terror. So the government
52:05
is is they themselves are the
52:08
revolution. Say no understands and
52:10
opposition of the revolution. Yes,
52:14
Unfortunately, this is not. Is
52:17
this is not as in borer. Became
52:19
blink the I sound speaker. Yeah, no I do
52:21
care. I would listen or podcast of someone else
52:23
talk about that sir. But you don't care. I
52:25
know what it's all about. it right? I'm.
52:28
Sorry. Actually I would
52:30
wonder what are we are. One of us was
52:32
highly informed than I'd wanna talk about. I'm trying
52:34
to just download all this and to Saturday exactly.
52:36
That's what this thing is for. Know she saw.
52:40
Marcy. Is not worth a damn, right?
52:42
Sorry mocks, This.
52:45
Is so wild Man. I.
52:49
Do like they're going up against us. Third,
52:51
Fighting Us Revolution. Buses.
52:53
Are taken their heads idea that all.
52:56
Now. Part work you think after a one hundred
52:58
the people were like. They're.
53:00
They're gonna stop it, is it? As an heir
53:02
to they did seventeen K this year. It'll do
53:04
some math were good at that year. For devil,
53:06
get a math that's at least a thousand a
53:09
month. Yeah.
53:12
So. Fourteen hundred a month ago,
53:14
which is per day hall and multiply
53:16
of our hundred. Than
53:18
another ten com stupid and then divide
53:20
that by thirty. Forty
53:24
seven a day knows more than that,
53:26
isn't it? says.
53:28
Is a fourteen thousand a year? Away as
53:31
As or none of our they did seven forty
53:33
thousand and a year. Yeah to I were twelve
53:35
when I'm a thirty or forty seven a day.
53:38
For free spirited. Damn
53:40
thing to forty seven on day one.
53:42
Yeah, so probably got more. Yeah,
53:45
the first started with one and the
53:47
people are freaking a whole new owner
53:49
wonder like are freaking out as a
53:52
wouldn't with the pair of only I
53:54
won three unsolicited. it is that they're
53:56
not gonna have hundred to eight if
53:58
I'm not a tool. Five he pick
54:00
him people around here Ff Ff of
54:03
it's it's it's I would not go
54:05
a sign off the hook It's didn't
54:07
sit in business die in my i'd
54:09
be all about Kane Country in my
54:11
house Yeah. Go
54:15
Insane. Yeah, like before, good flag
54:17
painted are you envious of writing
54:19
in? There are loads due to.
54:32
The of. Big. Brother,
54:34
Sit And now you see, get a
54:36
desktop guillotine on Amazon's that's what it
54:38
is for. What are you chop up.
54:41
Pencils, Or was. It
54:44
would have the school he can
54:46
dig. Can you go on that
54:48
opens a beer? Oh yeah he
54:50
all I got a brow. If
54:52
it isn't if that is just
54:54
yeah Joey, I'm sorry to hear
54:56
Ah Fat every you're a traitor
54:58
outfitters heard of this is an
55:00
ice cold trainer is oh is
55:02
that we headed? We'll. Have
55:08
what the fuck use your eyes
55:10
Seats Raiders Oh man oh. Man.
55:13
If they could see us now,
55:15
it's a mocking their fuckin' Are
55:19
currently exists. It's. At
55:23
is so good. Or
55:25
it. What? What is
55:27
this is just the have at your desk in the
55:29
size of a soda can. Can you look of guillotine?
55:32
Beer. Opener Yes, we would. His beer
55:34
opener. Of
55:37
with his head. Of
55:39
the oh who was your against
55:41
king so is Bogus the revolutionary
55:43
government. Someone's been bad
55:45
row we're about to bring of Reign of Terror
55:47
to and I. Assess
55:50
Assess. To
55:56
nice but a be a traitorous. There
56:00
are her forgive doesn't much a smear
56:02
of Isis with like hands behind their
56:04
backs. can I thought to be a
56:07
history dog? ssssss Tonight we reclaim what's
56:09
ours and. We
56:11
reclaim France. Yeah. Assassin's Creed
56:13
bro we should bottle of as an
56:16
actual guillotine that when the blade this
56:18
work know. Messages.
56:20
Not it looks like a guilty or you just looks
56:23
like a guillotine. Yeah. One where
56:25
you can press it. Yeah, that bleed
56:27
drop of fucked him off. Its. And
56:30
his costs off the choir here. Clean?
56:32
yep like a like of like a
56:35
chef. the I do the the a
56:37
saber yet. Damn.
56:40
It man. That.
56:43
Since every the best or yeah
56:45
one you can hang. And.
56:47
Then. To
56:50
having it like actually calm down.
56:53
So good. Maybe the blade could
56:55
hit. Okay, it does. It is
56:57
lesbians and years now. the blade comes down
56:59
and at lox underneath the cap and then
57:02
you can. And. Then you
57:04
reset the blade. Yeah, yeah, that's a good
57:06
idea. of Austria be
57:08
sick so you could time it were
57:10
like drops money go get at the
57:12
same time they're thought you'd put that
57:15
in a frat house they be say
57:17
some horrific sit around that centered on
57:19
earth of us for should legs were
57:21
your cock in here ah. Oh
57:28
he does instruction manual how they work. It's
57:30
this. This is is open. Yeah
57:33
just like the give the guilty of our time
57:35
they are discussing just doesn't drop. They are not
57:37
gotta drop it's got a job. Yet.
57:41
Think we can does by this week a moderate.
57:46
So. Good on. Ya,
57:48
that's a letter runs history lesson today. He
57:50
other yeah in the bonus we're going to
57:53
react to Jojo see what they're. Actually
57:56
we can what and people as well Was it
57:58
to? I was the. I
58:01
did watch it. Already on. It
58:04
is I'd seems like it's it was
58:06
very expensive. I started Iron Claw. What?
58:10
The movie there. Was.
58:13
That. The Thing as Zac
58:15
Efron did all that steroid training for know yet
58:17
not eyes. Another movie. But isn't what is this?
58:19
That's what. That's what it was. Iron Cloth. Oh
58:21
yeah. Oh yeah. Rise Dad's million thrive. I'm not
58:23
all the way through the A Do That movie
58:25
is just sad that I would act as he
58:28
tried to. I'm piecing it together. It's the start
58:30
of the dosage of you as a not yeah
58:32
yeah so. Sort. As well brothers
58:34
and this is like their families gonna curse.
58:36
Yeah, so I'm only like an hour an
58:38
hour at. It's just that movies good but
58:40
it's just tragic. Yeah. I'm in a
58:42
like. Someone. I know
58:44
he has some people watch wrestling. Dude
58:46
if you can recommend a book that
58:48
delves into like the horrific business side
58:50
of wrestling, I'd love to read it
58:52
this because that aspect of it and.
58:58
That's. Why I fucking I love like. Bride.
59:01
Pill Men as a person. as he
59:03
i think originally was like a pretty
59:05
boy wrestler and he like kind of
59:07
came up with like turning heel and
59:09
of the crazy said to like get
59:11
out of a contract third. Player:
59:14
Think that aspect is crazy like
59:16
a wrestlers. Playing. The
59:18
businessman like a fiddle player, other
59:20
persona and like. Leveraging.
59:22
The audience against the promotion to be like you
59:24
need to pay me more. I think that aspect
59:27
is really interesting to me. That's like part of
59:29
all fighting know is that. Not.
59:32
Like. I wouldn't say all fighting
59:34
like in Honey get taken advantage of until
59:36
they. Become. Famous and
59:38
they can use that as leverage. Know it like
59:40
an eye. On pressures bryant home
59:42
and but he. Always I
59:44
target him. Does he like credited for kind of.
59:48
I'm I believe you like credited for
59:51
sort of inventing like. The.
59:53
Attitude era or like. Pete.
59:55
Guys like like like Triple H and Stone
59:57
Cold? Like really, they're kind of emulating him
59:59
amount of. They knew that when he
1:00:01
came into wrestling you like a pretty
1:00:03
boy wrestler and so he was like
1:00:05
a hero kind of thing. And.
1:00:08
So I believe he. Was.
1:00:10
In a weird contract of those, E W and
1:00:12
he's trying to get over a third. There
1:00:15
is a bf like another promotion and
1:00:17
so he like came up with this
1:00:19
whole story line where. He
1:00:22
basically like completely one eighty
1:00:24
his image. To. Like and he
1:00:26
gets out of a contract with those C W
1:00:28
to go to the debate of yes but it
1:00:31
was all to kind of the nest of his
1:00:33
w. I think like giving him a better contract.
1:00:35
Oh that. It's a weird web of. I
1:00:38
am sure that's were. wrestling is unique where
1:00:40
you can't. He almost like
1:00:42
a frank ocean. Like. Frank Ocean of the
1:00:44
only other person I could think of in recent history where
1:00:46
they. Kind of like a mess
1:00:48
with the audience and the business people at the
1:00:51
same. Tanya. Like. Unlike traditional fighting,
1:00:53
you kind of just have to be winning.
1:00:55
Yeah, And you know,
1:00:57
and and that's how you? Yeah, but like.
1:01:00
Yeah. Wrestling is more of like a performance,
1:01:02
right? and so like The wrestling is interesting.
1:01:04
Were. Eating. Give fans really
1:01:06
jazzed by your character. Yeah, right. And people
1:01:09
are like. If this guy's non the
1:01:11
league I'm never watching does it have you again?
1:01:13
That's really introduce me. So. Anyway,
1:01:15
so many it's not about that, it's more
1:01:17
about the family but I think they did
1:01:19
like start a league. I know that I
1:01:21
just assumed by to be wrong as it
1:01:23
was like world. Was
1:01:25
a world class championship wrestling their Ccw?
1:01:28
Yeah. And I was assuming that maybe
1:01:30
this was like the beginnings of have
1:01:32
made of internal. By.
1:01:35
Yeah, keep watching. it's good for me,
1:01:37
but assist Some movies are just like
1:01:39
you finish senior like. I wish I
1:01:42
didn't see that more. Just.
1:01:44
Sad? yeah, you know, Damn.
1:01:47
Well. Anyway, Although I do like
1:01:49
it when I. Did. Whenever whenever.
1:01:51
What's like the wrestling. Organization
1:01:54
as big as right now. Wb.
1:01:56
Yeah like whatever headlines thing
1:01:59
went on. Ruff. On the weekend?
1:02:01
Yeah, Like. There's a guy named
1:02:03
Cody and everyone tweets about Cody. Oh yeah and
1:02:05
I feel like an alias celebrity when a Brazilian.
1:02:07
What are you know? the road and. Cody.
1:02:09
Rhodes. Yeah people fucking. Hate
1:02:12
this guy or love? I'm not sure. I.
1:02:14
Don't have a marine. This We're like Fargo. All
1:02:17
his tweets most famous Cody Cody Cry Babies and like
1:02:19
Hat On or that means was and has it's got
1:02:21
my name in it as I like. He's
1:02:24
this is the most famous wrestler. Now
1:02:27
see that. As
1:02:29
a sin is potentially the most. Name's
1:02:31
Cody. Oh I see. yeah, potentially. The.
1:02:35
Out what's the deal in the sky? Ah,
1:02:38
maybe he won a belt? He
1:02:43
did. Yeah. Well.
1:02:48
Good for him. Let's. Go Cody!
1:02:51
Had. Gathered
1:02:54
sad because slavic the edits
1:02:56
that jaw yeah. We
1:02:59
have the same jawline I that's another interesting
1:03:01
about the end of the I would skip
1:03:03
past that. Know is that. It's.
1:03:06
Same name, same jaw line. Like every
1:03:08
similar same name. Cody. Rhodes
1:03:10
Kiwi Co. Same. Name, name.
1:03:14
As com where it ends now. same
1:03:16
here I may all on the same
1:03:18
name. Ah yes, a name. I
1:03:20
think is more say body as is it
1:03:22
builds they say name. Some.
1:03:25
More than that, I'd say. Sagamore
1:03:27
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1:03:29
there had see I hit a bunch
1:03:32
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1:03:36
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