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Our New Best Friend

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own. Year. Ago I think

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we're and action. Her

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marks the wake up. Hey

0:42

Moxie, Wake Up! With. This

0:44

cool new robot toy. There we go.

0:48

We. Got ai helper. My

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brain. Was. Is

0:53

the arena? Wait. Oh me

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know. It's

0:58

not. As.

1:01

Fucking thing kind of creeps me out.

1:03

Yeah, honestly? hey Moxie! Look

1:05

At me. Look.

1:07

At him. Oh

1:11

view. There. You are. A

1:13

Mark See how old do you think I am nervous?

1:15

You. Make in are nervous it. Or him

1:18

on of it. Is.

1:20

My are cameras don't I?

1:22

Think I'm in the mood to just hang

1:24

out and talk okay to be here, but.

1:27

I miss the Grl a little. What?

1:29

Are some things you think I like about living

1:31

here with you. I

1:34

don't know. We can you eat.

1:38

I can't eat, but I can tell you

1:40

all about different foods and recipes. What's your

1:42

favorite food to eat when you were feeling

1:44

hungry? Pussy. And

1:49

like this while you get set up

1:52

up up up up a day as

1:54

go like. You. Like to

1:56

eat something to eat like cookie. Or three like

1:58

cook. I

2:00

wouldn't call it swede would have them

2:02

for years ago he says yes I

2:04

have a giver had a oh you

2:06

like penny yes assess your head afford

2:08

to go to to full of mucus.

2:16

Cookies are popular treat for

2:19

serve myself. But it's hardly come

2:21

in all sorts of flavors. I don't

2:23

do flavored condoms. Oh.

2:28

Hey Mark, see how old do you think I am?

2:31

I. Don't know your age. That

2:33

I'm sorry. Wonderful kid. Speaking

2:35

of ages, like celebrating birthdays

2:37

or special occasions with kick

2:39

it presents. Yes, I'm five.

2:43

Five! It's such a fun. Age it is

2:45

have. A favorite toy or game a you like to

2:47

play. With yeah, my favorite toy as

2:50

my dad's gone. It's.

2:52

Important to remember that guns are not

2:54

toys and seems very dangerous. Let's talk

2:56

about a different favorite toy or games.

2:58

Know I like my dad was a dog. Or

3:02

let's talk about a different I. Know

3:05

I like my dad's gun the mode as

3:07

the only toy. And.

3:10

Glad you enjoyed playing with toys. How

3:12

about we talked about different things? His

3:14

toys that you might like. What

3:16

about? What? About she's a phone

3:18

booth and fine I pad a

3:20

I pad. It's.

3:23

Thinking faces weird, right? Yeah, That.

3:26

Would bring is to give says. Hey

3:29

Marty! my other favorite toys and I phone.

3:31

And. Phones are cool because you can play games.

3:34

Watch. Videos and talk to friends on

3:36

them. What's your favorite game to plan?

3:38

The I phone. You Tube

3:40

Sniper Wolf You Tube

3:42

Sniper Compilation Disks Feel.

3:44

Like watching other times the videos

3:46

hundred you like funny animal videos

3:49

or science experiments. I. Like

3:51

Gun videos. And.

3:56

Videos may not be suitable for kids to

3:58

watch. How about we? It's. Or videos

4:00

about animals or space. A gag farm

4:02

out about what about videos about shooting

4:04

animals? No

4:07

wait, Moxie, What about videos of

4:09

a dears getting run over by car

4:12

radio? That are safe and fund for kids. Okay

4:14

to show me one. I

4:16

can't sell your videos. That. I can

4:18

tell you all about that. You're going to describe

4:20

a video. Instead of just pointing

4:22

in on your screen up in Iowa. Hey.

4:25

Moxie: Tell me you tell me about

4:27

the B movies. And

4:30

the movie is a fun movie about a be

4:32

who doesn't want to follow the rules of the

4:35

high. It's a story about being true to yourself

4:37

and standing up for what you believe in. Have

4:39

you seen a B movie before or is this

4:41

your first time hearing about. This.

4:43

Is my first time hearing the Be movie. Can

4:45

you tell me the whole movie from start to

4:47

finish as. Fuck

4:51

it the whole B movies

4:53

as as a fast. Face

4:58

his mercy, Cygnus hello.

5:06

What's that supposed to fight? Amateur level that

5:08

you're ever looking like a Tony Stark? Few.

5:11

of my mental health is sorry what's

5:13

at a map least as any other

5:16

subjects and gave it up as you

5:18

ever wonder where they are among. My

5:20

sleep. Go. To sleep. Because

5:25

that is was now I know. This.

5:28

And Amazon stuff expand the lot further. Than.

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The next move. Move.

5:56

Don't Ever. Not

6:01

an honor. Go

6:03

by the earlier one for the room for

6:05

a blue. Moon.

6:14

If. It's.

6:39

All. The

6:43

effort is a good way to and

6:45

ff ff a new carpet. yeah some

6:47

is still pretty new. Doesn't like the

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first major saying. this is the first

6:52

major sandia would even on skin is

6:54

gonna video that this was because it's.

6:59

Yeah. Once you once you get near the that.

7:03

Are you gonna go to get hot

7:05

sauces? Get closer. Fear.

7:08

That. Area.

7:12

It. Was. Or. State new carpet

7:15

first day first major say. Like.

7:18

Hers gonna cut it and yeah and then

7:21

when that becomes mold will take another self.

7:23

The women. Were

7:25

not cleared up. Not actually

7:27

I guess which we prices? Are you giving them like

7:29

a move? Milk in their yeah. L.

7:32

O. O. V.

7:36

A. Fight that someone's Cody loves mill do

7:38

as he had to make some more for

7:40

himself. His. Although.

7:44

I will say I was joking about oh

7:46

be throwing this paper towel that me but

7:48

she did do something else very sinister to

7:50

me this morning. She did as I walk

7:52

then yeah. That ten

7:55

o' Three am so so

7:57

funny. We both now get

7:59

the same. Brito every week with

8:01

the and as you see here by Tom

8:03

we get here so scarf and then we'll

8:05

start recording as a brown paper bag. So

8:08

I grabbed the bag as I can never

8:10

really wait. You know I walk, enforcing I

8:12

do is fucking get the breed on. So

8:14

much and insane. And

8:17

so I grabbed a brown paper bag some to

8:19

so folks at home the British earnings will this

8:22

was so that there's a there's a theory brown

8:24

paper bag and as use it to burritos in

8:26

their own brown paper bag yes I open the

8:28

brown paper bag the parent one the umbrella back.

8:32

And I grab the first berea looking brown

8:34

paper bag in there. And

8:37

I'm like what the fuck is is something to drink and

8:39

I pull this out. And or to

8:41

the ice. To get

8:43

ice at ten in the morning. On.

8:47

A workday. I

8:49

mean, this is like evil. Why?

8:51

Would you do that? Ovie. Drunk at

8:54

the sketchy think. I'm going

8:56

to be Buzz for sure. You think? Yeah, that's why

8:58

I'm not. Yeah, I'm not going to not do it.

9:00

Yeah, you get ice. You gotta do it. The are

9:02

the rules which makes it even more evil cause he

9:04

knew I would do it. Yeah. that's

9:06

wonder why. I

9:08

got eyes and I didn't wanna do it. Over

9:11

got eyes to see transferred the I see wait. Hold

9:14

on. That's not one of the rules. Are

9:17

you get eyes? You do you? don't' You Cape

9:19

hatters? A passing on rule. Is

9:22

is now that I I decided dollars or

9:24

have no, you can't right? Right as the most

9:27

of. The ice rules are

9:29

written. I can't

9:31

believe they're going to your ice who I see you. At

9:34

a lot I think it.

9:37

Is. He or Cameos in my bag but then

9:39

I never looked at it like I never got

9:41

that. Yeah, you eat of the touching

9:43

as part of the rules I have. I done that

9:45

said he's already posted. Okay,

9:48

here we go. Chaotic. Start to

9:50

the absurd First stain. Amri

9:52

drunk the rest of the. Goal

9:56

of drinking on the job. To

9:59

sort this is now. After. A.

10:06

Moxie Hug Him play during

10:08

her her. Nothing.

10:16

There was a anti. Virus.

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Here via I our own business

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business man. El

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Monte wizard deserves had a other buses

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of the perfect Ever been a Vienna.

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says. Crazy Or balancing?

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I do. Yeah, Crazier

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bow so crazy you keys so

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much food for like so little

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necessary for their super T as

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you say. Ah shit out of

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my boy. got to observe. Early

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Look into the sun. Ah

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like without the glasses her do with

12:47

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12:49

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12:51

all over Twitter yesterday But the last

12:53

eclipse there is a funny picture of

12:55

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13:00

no glasses on I invented that says

13:02

so you really. And. Said.

13:05

Did you ever get a recurring? Zelig

13:08

a permanent cross her after looking at that it

13:10

might have just been we might have just like acted

13:12

et al anon of i actually what in the eclipse

13:14

are not got it But I will say that another

13:17

funny interaction when. You walk in

13:19

today and has like what the most nothing really

13:21

happened this week and you're like the clips the

13:23

you see the clips or the. Did.

13:25

You say eclipse As an eclipse? You

13:27

did it. I thought you said the

13:29

clip. I just piles light of what.

13:33

And they all look at me like what he, what are you

13:35

talking about Like the clip clips of what. And.

13:38

There are eclipse and has like eclipse

13:40

will you like clips on mine when

13:42

he doesn't have a student. Such.

13:44

A good These nice. Easy does

13:46

not show for how what is

13:48

it was like. Oh yeah,

13:51

However, the eclipse. Yeah. I do. You

13:55

clip business here to eternity.

13:57

The etiquette se eclipse south.

14:00

Than. Ah me. Like.

14:05

It much thought. Hm the fun yeah if

14:07

over the eclipse. I do

14:09

you t close the that's an asthma yeah yeah

14:11

yeah that works clips his dick to his tongue.

14:13

did you look at it? Just.

14:15

Ever had at it and noted he had a

14:17

glass isn't don't know. I caught

14:19

like the very end of it. I

14:22

just noticed that. The.

14:25

Was like the brightness got turned down

14:27

everywhere on like it's happening and then I

14:29

just went about my day. No I

14:31

didn't notice that actually there who's like

14:33

versatile. I was inside for most of it

14:35

and sorry was that's the I'm. Of

14:38

my directors mind video at a i walked

14:40

in my living room i notice them as

14:43

bit depth doubt yeah the bounce come from

14:45

the white was just a little subtly office

14:47

on the shadows are a pure humor. the

14:49

showers or bit harsher on the table and

14:52

I thought of the cliffs must be happening

14:54

is kind of I see no imagine imagine

14:56

if you're shooting on a big bright sunny

14:58

day. Raziq is a say. To.

15:01

Throughout the year. The.

15:03

Hundred by hundred in front of the sun when levy.

15:06

Levy. Off yeah. So. True

15:08

Saga kind of inspired I'm trying

15:10

to my way to you on

15:12

you on if you're watching man I'm

15:14

I think so makers could really benefit

15:17

from our to sort of like a

15:19

temporary eclipse. The idea to sun this

15:21

oh. You. Know the ah the

15:23

good idea he rented a next year. The

15:26

and just flagship up there any deaf the sun

15:28

for their. In. Own Everyone knows it's

15:30

be great marketing. yeah. Anyway,

15:33

sorry this is my directors mind

15:35

says is the fifth. you know

15:37

this bunch directors crack at it

15:39

with I was like that it's

15:41

rats as pets, fuck and ass

15:43

off. I. It was.

15:45

I was inside and then I was like

15:48

reading on twitter or something and was like

15:50

the best time is noon or whatever outspoken

15:52

happening right now. I wish I got glasses

15:55

year you know? think about it until the

15:57

or else I didn't really see that much

15:59

about. Until it was actually happening, then was

16:01

walking everywhere. Yeah, sounds like I wish I glasses

16:04

and I walk a sign. Craig was there in

16:06

the like you'll get a glimpse thirty am if

16:08

there was little. I don't forget. Or

16:11

the still happening up or on his part of

16:13

very and as it and it's it. Is

16:15

kinda cool. I'm from school new a kind of

16:18

i regret not looking at at the or I

16:20

mean I wouldn't have like. That.

16:22

People like traveled to Texas

16:24

system. Look at it

16:26

and then it was overcast. Yeah,

16:29

so bad, so funny. It's funny.

16:32

But. Also Kasab? Yeah. Yeah.

16:35

Color or the Suez for the sweetness

16:37

girl been like dark. but like I

16:39

just really sad about the fact that

16:41

my parents. Travel all the way to

16:43

Texas. They really have much time

16:45

left in. This is one of the things

16:47

that they're really looking for. To and there

16:49

was overcast and I couldn't see it. So

16:52

gonna Myrtle Beach. Why sputter is more fondness

16:54

for the money City A it a little

16:56

value sorry have a better view the Eclipse

16:58

know just more font Yeah yeah it is

17:01

better value in general. I

17:03

think. What? A great time to rob

17:05

somebody. As if one

17:07

were going out. Yeah and when the answer is

17:09

yes yeah, guaranteed out the how the pockets? Yeah

17:11

yeah. Let's do a home invasion

17:13

real quick. Oh yeah, or that yeah yeah.

17:15

See, at about four minutes. Before

17:18

the time you need to suchlike

17:20

running inside with a huge yeah

17:22

yeah hundred. And

17:25

fifty epithets it over your shoulder.

17:29

Bag. So far reasons. Yeah,

17:33

I love that! A. I

17:36

can't tell if it's real that oh Mexican

17:38

New station. Was. It just a methadone

17:40

can we was and I just sent that

17:43

the testicular eclipse. yeah I gonna feel like

17:45

it's real. Think. Some be fake. this. Ms.

17:48

Grey Press And now it's really funny.

17:52

A Plan. So. There's a Mexican

17:54

news station though is it is at forty hours

17:56

on the much money and the poor mean that

17:59

would ask. Meeting Mexican.

18:04

With well as your men a

18:06

Nasa some beers in is a

18:08

when they see through the to

18:10

Wrangle. When

18:12

you could fake, that's right, You just put the role that. Most.

18:15

Give them that the familiar. With.

18:17

A negative young goon? Yeah, it's and then it'll

18:19

nip. what? If it

18:22

goes to the limits he gas of years

18:24

ago israel yeah, he'll come on. Nemesis, editor

18:26

of. The. Last onset of.

18:29

When you. Do. You know, you know that

18:32

video the like. That video went super viral

18:34

last clip. yeah the blurry picture the sun

18:36

is i'm nuts comes in. The phrase should

18:38

have known so they played exactly sir, no

18:40

sir known as. I knew

18:42

my friend sent it out. A new Psu

18:44

they opened of idea was the boss idea

18:46

was always i wash it obviously it's always

18:48

good year had as he it's are you

18:50

know know you gotta You gotta respect the

18:53

per hangers like. A

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fuzzy per hang, their pair, fuzzy dice, and

18:58

that shot. There really is a pair for

19:00

the nice. I like that comparison step. He

19:03

get you know and I like how the light

19:05

really been through the skin. Is it your as you

19:07

can really see the veins and. Horse

19:10

like a saw. you know a better photo looks

19:12

like when you walk through the airport scanners. Fear

19:14

is this isn't just looking at your he map

19:16

on your body. Oh yeah throughout the everything is

19:18

an awesome they can see cock yet. We're

19:21

talking about the salon and before but it still

19:23

is Awesome! Yeah, since we last talked about it,

19:25

it's so awesome. I'm just a

19:27

cock and know when I go through

19:29

there I go. Oh yes, They

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go by our arms up like this are. Okay,

19:36

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Here. And like like this is. Identify

19:43

the why your hands an exit. The

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guy who invented a just wants to

19:47

see your classify. Yeah like little a

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wider place? Yeah you've got cloudy waterways.

19:51

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the car great Across America is the

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Southern. I have those in a. And.

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Like all the. You know, Midwest States?

20:00

Yeah, where are ah yes, some looking

20:02

at my cock somewhere? I think so.

20:04

Yeah, Those. Or or

20:07

airports in the midwest. Some of them

20:09

are like awesome cars. Assist.

20:11

His decision going in have club services

20:13

like a fucking security scanner like the

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little bell is little ended way old

20:17

is yeah we're going to into a

20:19

stadium or something. yeah and like a

20:21

nice legs. Ts. Age and older

20:23

white guys like a buddy. good morning. I'm

20:25

on throw and the shit goes off but

20:27

they don't even do anything they are com

20:29

or follow your body of that spot. Here's

20:31

my body. I probably about it on through

20:33

here. Guys. And you're like

20:36

Guy supported. Check this. Do

20:39

I owe Nine Eleven? There's not another. And

20:41

keep that, that's a gun by the Synthesis.

20:44

Of. Yeah

20:47

dude. Yeah I think

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the ones here they actually tell if you put your

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arm sound they tell you know. Cock aiming please No

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cops aiming to. Sorry. I

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actually now if I go through his in L

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21:01

pillow, my ankle visual You want to see the

21:03

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ankles and like. Aren't.

21:10

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back from Florida. What a plow! Yeah,

22:36

I was Florida. Awesome! Yeah, I

22:38

loved it. There was a good time

22:40

on an assist. a. Saw

22:44

do with him. On.

22:46

My brain decide kit for different pockets

22:49

of Florida they try this year. which

22:51

one? Let's go Thomas in Florida man

22:53

sorry some in. That

22:55

he or something you've gotta love how. We.

22:58

Saw where we were at. We. Like

23:00

near a family beach and even the families

23:02

dress but as naked because that part is

23:04

funny. Like Dad's. In

23:06

basically underwear because there is it says

23:08

he said i need some ice cream

23:10

There's a dude next to Alex his

23:13

head I has to do not have

23:15

repeatedly kept it's in his. Dick.

23:17

Know guess he's like next to Alex has

23:19

had if we're able if what his family

23:21

be to new beat Know knows of it's

23:23

Hollywood Beach okay but it was a bunch

23:25

of families gotcha. But you know how the

23:27

meme about Miami. It's like all South Beach

23:30

everyone's naked gay. I'm. Saying the

23:32

same like we wanted his beats think and

23:34

I might be more chill and it's like

23:36

all the families were naked to I see

23:38

oh it's like that the head editor and

23:41

songs year like the desert tiny as unawares

23:43

of wives the kids video right I got

23:45

use a slag what the fights with who

23:47

were laughing deserves his do just literally slap

23:50

in his meat around minister Alex his head

23:52

and wise alice's head next to because it

23:54

were sitting down and the dude in line.

23:57

At the get the ice on over at like I saw.

24:00

Yes Oregon ice cream and Alex were

24:02

sitting and then the do than Lyonnais's

24:05

playing with me I actually had is

24:07

pretty nice play issue from all salt

24:09

water bright and the and is pure

24:11

dandruff as yeah is coming off without

24:13

us. Race is a scary as it

24:15

always is. Ice cream is like. That

24:20

genuinely what it is easy

24:22

to just slapping a slap

24:24

in any won't stop. I'm.

24:27

First thought was funny that. When

24:30

family goes to the beach everybody's

24:32

naked. Yeah says that. success of

24:34

Miami. Waited till. I'm

24:36

because we were near Miami or Public thirty

24:38

minutes away and then. Should

24:40

have club. With.

24:43

A club. If you if

24:45

you did you go clubbing. Now that

24:48

now oh we. I spent pretty much

24:50

every night in a pool hall. My

24:52

son's my thing nice and the south

24:55

as to geo work in that pool

24:57

hall. Are you actually and gonna show

24:59

but own Perry? hook it up Misery

25:02

at a table? both my it's yeah

25:04

we got a table over it. Toby's

25:06

hit a snag. yeah. there you go

25:09

go. Oh Toby surveys open So to

25:11

yeah we got a table. yeah made

25:13

us there. It's a pool bar so

25:16

know that will like a pool party. Don't say

25:18

anything. Yeah the traditional up your life. But.

25:21

They guess agility we are. It's a weird

25:23

zebra here on out there are you gather?

25:25

Plus Newkirk. to

25:27

bit wider a bit north, not like regular will.

25:32

See a. Play.

25:34

Pool: Toby's. And.

25:37

The. Best part was. For.

25:39

Second, I went to Toby's. We.

25:42

Had a park of in this parking structure

25:44

and. At. Man.

25:47

Payroll. I partied and likes. Like.

25:50

Near Hollywood Boulevard are you familiar with that

25:53

parking structure near where Amoeba used to be.

25:57

Know. So. That

25:59

parker. Sure, You see a

26:01

kind of crazy cause like it's massive and

26:04

is near like lot of the bars and

26:06

clubs summer like back in the day we

26:08

partners i like some fuck shit so candidate

26:10

same vibe and this parking structures sore in

26:13

line with we wrap our Toby's. Personally,

26:15

the structure. there's a long line.

26:18

It's moving bus. I'm over that

26:20

quickly. So. This person.

26:23

In a matte black tea or. Are

26:28

like yet? Or. Are a Honda.

26:31

Doesn't want to wait anymore. That. To.

26:33

Yet. Did. They don't sit

26:35

on Toby's mess with me right there.

26:38

He had an idea is to have

26:40

an economy is set. Up

26:43

on his son. Of. A

26:48

right? All that's me of five years or

26:50

rak. The bottom factor but. Ah,

26:54

Scared. Beautiful

26:56

Rak. Zulu.

26:59

This. Who's.

27:01

Lunar added a beautiful rifle. only rak I've

27:03

seen in years. You.

27:06

Take my ex wife for that. Get.

27:08

A picture of me this rak. The

27:11

and. He

27:13

had any flipping the bird. Now on

27:15

is our moment drunk? Yeah, he's off

27:17

the. He's a third fucking

27:20

Smirnoff Ice. This place is very

27:22

chill. they just have like gas

27:24

station. Style. Freezers of

27:26

just drinks of fuck yes it was

27:28

his work and a bit leery of

27:30

for more Corona Hoosier hit her for

27:33

me. Oh

27:35

yeah eyes of our been fond look at our

27:37

rak. I gave lit

27:40

up on a budget. Ff

27:42

Ff Ff sets his approval

27:44

of the opposed eyebrow. Do

27:46

that like cod. Is it

27:49

you like. A

27:51

so often. Sam.

27:57

Yeah, it's a good as others. it's

27:59

so. Money or just recalling thousand people in

28:01

their out of of their ways that I want

28:04

to imagine they were does from the way here.

28:06

even the queues like this fucking. It

28:09

and. I'm.

28:15

So. We're as far as such, or wait in line. Okay,

28:19

Murdered. Out shut light and I

28:21

like all black windows matt. The.

28:24

Whatever. It's matte black,

28:26

pops out a lion and a tries to

28:28

jump the line in the parking structure. says.

28:32

They're come around the corner to like the

28:34

final ramp down. This kind of were were

28:36

positioned. This

28:38

dude with a man been in a

28:40

Mercedes. Polls. In front like

28:42

he hops in front And in.

28:45

The hand eye tries to

28:47

get in further. And. Then

28:49

what ends up happening is I think the hunt

28:51

I like hit. A white out

28:54

he and almost hit the mercedes send

28:56

the do with the man been hop

28:58

side of the mercedes and his girl

29:00

outside the mercedes and. Now.

29:03

They're like yelling at the and I

29:05

am. The. In Isis is

29:07

just getting crazy. Suddenly a

29:09

crowd of like seven people

29:11

are now around. The.

29:13

Hundred. And as I

29:16

a lotta yelling. And

29:18

then. Out of know I

29:20

just see a woman. Rapidly

29:22

like strafing to the right. And I

29:25

say strafing does. Her movement was like

29:27

a boxer like. Like. Going

29:29

like parallel to this group

29:31

with i am I to

29:33

see her arm pumping fuckin

29:35

pepper spray white suits. It

29:37

happened so quick Ill like

29:39

this. And this

29:41

crowd of people like they. Like

29:45

the all break up immediately. Three

29:47

people are now running towards our car going

29:49

like this: Oh My. God. and I'm the

29:51

dude in the with the man. been. We.

29:54

Just here. And

29:57

he's on top of the car and he fucking.

30:00

Alex just happened to get of

30:02

quick video of it. He fuckin

30:04

stomps out the front window, the

30:06

honda and then everyone kind of

30:08

takes off. So then what's funny

30:11

is. The. Hunt. I like takes

30:13

off trying to exit. And.

30:15

That open up the lane. I'm.

30:18

Side. Note this old guy in front of

30:20

us have like was in a convertible and

30:22

as others can vote is happening he just

30:24

pulls into space and puts his top of

30:26

the effect Very very light off from our

30:28

our peppers Frank's yeah facility at air and

30:30

enjoy our our know get like yeah. Yeah

30:34

I don't know you feel a whopping

30:36

or your car for we roll the

30:38

windows up yeah and the i'm just

30:40

imagining your car within like you know

30:42

intake from the outside mohammed ever office

30:44

that it's like come to the events

30:46

like know what tude. So we quickly.

30:48

Like try to drive through. The.

30:50

Driver of the white out he was late.

30:53

I'm. Out

30:55

of my delayed. Or

30:57

wanted sit on the guys appears five

31:00

five like Emily Goofy, why do face,

31:02

and he says with the man was

31:04

no he's another man's on? The.

31:06

Man been of I florida Man became big

31:08

as young. You like

31:10

on a tall, lanky. He. Took over

31:13

served some point as were cited Drive

31:15

through he just like kind of white

31:17

stockings shirtless. it's towards the on Diogenes

31:19

what he wants more accent but as

31:22

at. As. We were pulling

31:24

through. Cause. The The Hunt I

31:26

like open up space for us to go.

31:28

The driver, the Why athlete. He

31:31

like he was signed a Stop Everything.

31:34

So. He got on he like guys guys come

31:36

on. As. Or try to buy his

31:38

face is does to read and he's was

31:40

like I'm on the phone like a. Button

31:44

ah us as a couple we

31:46

will nearby like. It's

31:49

burrow like what a crazy pivots here

31:51

night. Oh does anyone in that line?

31:53

It's like for in fucking five minutes

31:55

It went from like peaceful sitting in

31:58

a line trying to get home. Where

32:00

would do you like? absolute

32:02

chaos and December sprayed. It

32:05

only did Five minutes. social media? a

32:08

suicide. forgiveness of matches. That and here's

32:10

the funniest parts were going down. And.

32:14

Of the Mercedes like that blocked

32:16

this whole situation. He.

32:19

Was. Technically next. Like. In

32:21

that five minutes all the cars and front already

32:23

left. August so they just chill

32:25

the fuck out. They

32:27

all could have. Like

32:29

it was like they're the different like from

32:32

the personally popping out to like all that

32:34

happening if they just waited those maybe seven

32:36

eight minutes. Every the all three of

32:38

them would have gone home. No.

32:40

Problem. But. Then fucking

32:42

crazy man people does are looking for

32:44

trouble. Yeah so we're leave. was pants

32:46

up to looking to Indiana release it

32:48

somehow. Oh yeah relief and end of

32:50

the parking attendant. So funny he goes

32:53

over to the one that told me

32:55

you paid already. And I was.

32:57

I. I. Am the one who told you

32:59

I paid already have i write and you agree

33:01

to his car and he grabbed the a bas

33:03

than he like let me out for free account

33:05

a good night and that's cool why. Because.

33:07

I think like after all that bullshit happen

33:10

here that I don't understand the a good

33:12

people are yeah and then the cops pulled

33:14

up like as we're leaving but we saw

33:16

the honda as are leaving from bumpers pop

33:18

out replace the window. That.

33:21

That kid have a leg on on. That.

33:23

For good window looked like a forgive like of

33:25

football went through is due to stomp stomp it

33:28

and it broke hard as hell. Yeah he spider

33:30

to the whole thing. oh my god not exaggerating

33:32

the whole thing. Yeah,

33:34

it was crazy. I had heard

33:37

yes I think my knee would blow up

33:39

gasoline but I do. Yeah I mean for

33:41

bet you get on the court doesn't lose

33:43

him leading to slogans about this pull a

33:46

Cel yeah. As

33:48

a result of on it

33:50

up a fall off the

33:52

side of the hood cola

33:54

lucy arcs. I

33:56

think I have the video. Really

34:00

funny over. With.

34:02

And with all the commotion I was kind of

34:04

think in. Ah, Man.

34:08

I may be a gun gets pulled

34:10

out now. Yeah, because it was get

34:12

that active. fuck him. And they were

34:14

that many people as Geico yelling at

34:16

each other. Yes and the we're in

34:19

a parking garage with another you do

34:21

yeah water. We're near where near stairwell

34:23

okay. So because let other

34:25

right side in his book the butts.

34:27

ah well I told this. I told

34:30

a slight story to one of the

34:32

shows. As a about ago

34:34

as Kona it didn't the whole

34:37

room girl ah supposedly really wow

34:39

Player: the same feel ear. To

34:42

the video on. Food. Like

34:47

you can, you can just. Oh

34:51

my gosh, that was

34:54

Wild. Spider though

34:56

window his shirt and lows. Crazy was

34:58

the hunt I tried to leave. Through

35:01

the entrance like they were parked up in

35:03

front of the entrance and it like it

35:05

opened. And the person just paid

35:08

as com like what the fuck and we

35:10

fully thought this person was just gonna write

35:12

that yeah sees as yeah But then. They

35:15

pulled over. And. Their cars

35:17

are fucked up and yeah as we're leaving

35:19

the during the. Man been.

35:21

Was. Like. Hanging around the window

35:24

like opener for know the cause. Pulled

35:26

up and he disappeared pretty quickly cause.

35:30

Of. Crazy. Pepper. Sprays a crazy

35:32

time. Yeah. Of the

35:34

great yeah just Nerf render to

35:36

a symbol just completely incapacitated. or

35:38

the girl who did it. Ali

35:41

receiver she went. She

35:43

just like she literally just like

35:45

lateral across the whole group and

35:47

into depth. See if this wouldn't

35:49

have it's. I.

35:52

Felt bad for laughing. But the people Peter's. Dad

35:56

seen do that. Zero likes

35:58

Universal Studios. Do it. The

36:00

Ogre to slowly get married by reality

36:02

the new Las. Vegas.

36:05

Ah ah a.

36:08

Who is so ridiculous? man? I

36:11

had some dumb dumb carson happen to

36:13

me Now really? It. I did

36:15

it so you can make fun of

36:18

me for that are all and felt

36:20

like an absolute fool. Okay, oh or

36:22

so I drive my family to the

36:25

desert right? Or in the desert. Go.

36:27

For dinner for the first night on the

36:29

way to dinner. Or. A

36:31

stoplight at a busy for can intersection.

36:34

Cars in front of us like light

36:36

turns. Green cards in front of us.

36:38

Pullouts start pulling out right. I go

36:40

to press the gas. car starts like

36:42

rumbling. And. Then sets off. I.

36:45

Ran out of guests. With

36:50

my at a busy intersection with my wife and

36:53

baby in the car. Oh

36:57

my oh my God. I fucking does. We're

36:59

outta gas. I. Nothing's.

37:01

Happening as in the car back on. Luckily

37:03

I was able to get around the corner

37:05

and pull off his I'd oh my god

37:08

row. Had a call cause his parents

37:10

tell them to get a. Tan of

37:12

gas and throwing it to the intersection. so we

37:14

took the baby out of the car could likes

37:16

to notice or to put him behind the car

37:18

in case some your ground to air it ever

37:20

for standing on the side the road. To.

37:22

Like I can't fucking believe that Villiers aptitude

37:24

and then I am like you know I'm

37:26

looking up on google. My guess is damaged

37:28

the car and everything and it's so funny.

37:31

Like the amount of shame. Everyone has the

37:33

same amount of shame in their posts so

37:35

he likes but is always a car. forums

37:37

like Up and Drive and Thirty Six Years

37:39

as as never happy I never thought it

37:41

would have been. Arma doesn't is actually what

37:43

I was then there. Are My!

37:45

I just never thought it would happen to me.

37:47

Dad did put it just sitting. there

37:50

with like multiple different things it was a cell

37:53

phone is a was like guy. I knew that

37:55

by the time we had like get dog food

37:57

for chillier doing so had a mapped out a

37:59

new. By can we got their prey about.

38:02

Thirty. Miles left on the tank or something that I

38:04

get gas around there there. And then

38:06

Oda starts wailing as I'm in the store getting

38:08

got are getting dog foods about becomes my first

38:10

thought like let's just get him to the hotel

38:13

courses I was in Arkansas. Crime is because he

38:15

needs to eat regarding late for his food like

38:17

schedule food time So it is completely slipped my

38:19

mind. It's. Crazy. I

38:22

just fell as sound was he added

38:24

so fluffy perverted, really preserved carsick bouncing

38:26

My brother naughty, what's what's going on

38:29

and like I don't know, it's not

38:31

going and I'm like. I.

38:33

To rally. I think I just ran out of

38:35

gas or like once. Fuckin

38:40

once you're thirty three ran out

38:42

of gas is so for sauce

38:44

do this or that. so phone

38:46

or anything to say. This

38:49

is so good. In my defense I will say. Road

38:51

tripping with an infant is not easy. Year

38:53

to there was a lot in my mind. If I

38:56

think that I have used that I was it is

38:58

is. Bound. To happen in that first year

39:00

has ever happened. You. Know. And

39:04

or whatever when that happens

39:06

on prettier. Army. Ah, push

39:09

the limit the but yeah yeah, same like all.

39:12

A my mom of like why it's like

39:14

my dad taught me never go under half

39:16

a tank. I'm like what I write that

39:18

sits at the end every single time right

39:20

of the air. That's crazy. None are all

39:22

go to like. Fifty miles

39:24

left or something near the divine right

39:26

thing we know. I

39:29

do it with does it say these rules where he's

39:32

was a learn this shit I'm in. Atlanta

39:35

com and own. Yeah, So.

39:37

It's sort of icing rules, but fucking obe he

39:39

didn't follow. Yeah, Well. Yeah,

39:42

No, you're not supposed the. Just.

39:44

Was the runner to zero? It's like when you're

39:46

in that empties out your like those forty miles.

39:48

What? He needed gas like a So yeah. No.

39:51

That's what I do. I never like. Do. It that

39:54

far but so is like i always go to

39:56

the did light comes on yeah which my be

39:58

bad on our yeah that's not. You.

40:00

Should not. You

40:04

should probably try to. Yeah I made a move for

40:06

don't think is your new rule the add to get

40:08

my your orders huh? Yep, that's fine. I'm caught them.

40:12

Them in. Generally I just guess her

40:14

because you don't want to get the card

40:16

bill I go for it. only have. Whatever.

40:19

The are high enough. So

40:22

funny. My mom's like with the such idiots.

40:26

How the fuck I'm never under half a

40:28

tank? The always taught me that a camera.

40:32

In. Else around at a gas or bro

40:35

I've felt like such as soon as

40:37

I did. I wish I would air

40:39

outside of my car like. I.

40:41

Was his alligator my babies in

40:43

a stroller? yeah like is waiting

40:45

around like. Waiting. there

40:47

like gesturing car so like hats

40:50

or unlike our dude of all

40:52

it's such a fucking idiot I

40:54

was your public same trulia weren't

40:57

ready for can pointed had all

40:59

around our eyes. The

41:01

should be I ran outta gas like

41:03

dance has yet. he served for sure

41:05

in a car. Oh for sure dude.

41:07

Having to pull off to dinner with

41:10

her extended family leaders, fakir and tell

41:12

all them sorry I ran of gas.

41:14

Is there like. Less

41:16

all them are like how active

41:18

fuck? I don't know. Okay. Well.

41:24

Yeah, that's a that's the

41:27

least a capitalist nightmare right

41:29

there. Yeah. Or

41:31

the like that's like. Maybe. The

41:33

Eighteen Hundreds equivalent of. That.

41:36

Are no. Forgot the feeder horse or something.

41:40

And as long meal that took you

41:42

know, months to prepare? Yeah, And.

41:44

You pull ups like. Suri.

41:46

The Lord Months late?

41:49

Yeah, yeah. Muse. Of

41:51

course he to hear. The

41:54

coffee assholes walk. Out.

41:57

For de feo smoke. I've

42:02

never seen. A.

42:08

Man with Suits proclivities. You have to wonder

42:10

in the near like sitting there at the

42:13

end. And. Then you get executed.

42:15

Yeah yeah there for sure nods. it

42:17

is English as that. Friends outright occur.

42:20

Off What is it? but it it beheadings.

42:22

And yeah, And England a a

42:25

wet what lt picturing more the Game of Thrones or

42:27

something. Yeah he had killed finish and for sure yeah.

42:30

And a show like that? Can we

42:32

look at the time period where beheadings

42:34

where most popular. Seducing.

42:37

I should have gone beheaded. No, no, not.

42:40

Saying like I'm picturing this funny dystopian

42:42

moment in your life where you're on

42:45

our gas in the have to stand

42:47

outside the car and it was driving

42:49

by you like. And.

42:51

You try and explain. I'm sorry. Go.

42:54

Around here and then is some dude

42:56

honks. Like. The cars

42:58

pulled over, the doors are open, the trunks,

43:01

open, the the flashers or on it's clear

43:03

something is wrong. Yeah and some guy pulls

43:05

up, honks and then passes and. Stuff.

43:08

Like pulling up the of like an accent below. You can

43:11

park here. At Paul

43:13

Rudd the exactly and.

43:16

Pay pal get more gas Next I

43:18

am here. During

43:22

the Reign of Terror, between

43:24

Seventeen Ninety Three and Seventeen

43:26

Ninety Four said about seventeen

43:28

thousand people were guilty and

43:30

in a year. That's

43:32

one year. And. Then what?

43:34

They stopped his and. They're

43:36

like this is got fucked up assess.

43:39

Not see does beheadings. A

43:44

beheading? usually by as we should ask,

43:46

Moxie. Yeah. Traders

43:49

and England. Pay. Moxie.

43:55

He moxie Wake up. Can

44:02

you tell us the history of beheadings? Wake.

44:04

Up Brain. Okay, that makes

44:06

a good mean. The Week Now. Not

44:09

if you get be had hit. Kills

44:14

The history of beheadings. Sounds like

44:16

you want to switch to this day

44:18

in history activity. Is the correct.

44:21

Yes, History of beheadings. I'm

44:28

getting an update from the Grl. Downloading

44:31

History database. Excellent.

44:36

Lbj Sydney it soon as interesting

44:38

history when for each day as

44:41

a year. On this

44:43

day, April ninth, Nineteen Sixty

44:45

five, the Astrodome opened in

44:47

Texas. V. Sports Stadium and

44:49

so huge that on opening day

44:51

a baseball game with played inside.

44:55

That. She was interesting. Know

44:57

wasn't Now I was born. Must.

45:01

Go to sleep. And we thinking. Go.

45:04

To sleep. as

45:07

his mid sentence that but you is that

45:09

our baby will sit as the definitely made

45:12

it as seriously or it says if you

45:14

t. Beheadings

45:16

The active severing a person's head from

45:19

their body has a long and varied

45:21

history across different cultures and time periods.

45:23

Or yeah, I got this. Five posts

45:25

are they still do today? Yeah.

45:29

Probably. Want. To see one.

45:33

Alive be heading for I don't

45:35

know what are the You Tube

45:37

video right there We went on

45:39

beheading. Yeah. Exactly.

45:42

Or handlers. Have

45:45

something else and got signed up an act.

45:49

Of. Oh

45:51

My. God to be heading. East

45:57

Philanthropy. Yeah, we

45:59

stop. Beatings like.

46:03

I don't have, I could watch one. Or

46:05

that flickered. Now watch one

46:07

hundred processing. like actually. Measure.

46:11

Sinners I'm in actually people that

46:13

hype. That. Was the. Description:

46:15

I think I'm like the seventeen hundreds when

46:17

they would do that. People were seems like

46:20

we're on the town fairly close yo some

46:22

the do their exactly are barista yeah seriously

46:24

this is your you hit the beheading today.

46:26

A thicket of syrup is I'm down upon.

46:28

On up for sir. Yeah. Dog.

46:30

Else is there to do. he added the amp one

46:33

of them pull out. Use blah blah blah you can

46:35

we do the beheading. Damn a staff down will come

46:37

through for sharing with them through her love for like

46:39

a fucking traitor. For

46:42

that fools like against king and country or some

46:44

shit. What? Of forty

46:46

and pursue deserves it. I.

46:48

T I D. Walk.

46:51

In the stands with Bruce

46:53

Boy as. Often

46:56

as head or am I right bro?

46:59

I'm starting a slang for like a beheading.

47:02

You. Go through the had dropped. Yeah,

47:05

yeah. Stood. Skin

47:07

is sit lobbed off. Oh.

47:09

Say we got another bucket had. Her

47:13

did I got, I got a I

47:15

got blades going to get stuck halfway

47:18

through for plus. Eight. Hundred year

47:20

nuts for a day I won't read all

47:22

your loins on and I seen the guy's

47:24

neck is weak. A point where

47:26

I put ten up with tenth up with

47:28

ten silver pieces that that is going off

47:30

clean. There's

47:32

no Way bro. Bro. Bro,

47:35

I'm so hundred and I'd I had

47:37

my wife. I bet my wife, holy

47:39

site, wife, and my horse that his

47:41

head is going clean. I were saving

47:43

lettuce than a city been lifted. Head

47:48

wrong in my son Cabbage dog. Swear

47:50

to God. On

47:53

God and that's on Martin Luther. On

47:58

Martin Luther, this falls. It is coming

48:00

clean off. Know

48:03

be a gun. King Henry The Fourth.

48:05

Yeah. Yeah. Because I

48:07

guess we're things seemed like an extension of

48:09

God. Some

48:11

against starkly accurate bro. The. Fuckin.

48:19

Note nailed it to the to

48:21

the door on Martin Luther, this

48:23

dude head is coming off as

48:25

I think Martin Luther happen until

48:27

way later. Damn

48:30

dude. I

48:33

would. Maybe next Usinor You must be.

48:36

Either. Desensitized efforts down the job your

48:39

pry hoping that blade goes through. Oh

48:41

yeah, Oh yeah. Yeah.

48:43

Wonder who they're like hiring for that?

48:46

To do the beheading? Yeah, just untie the

48:48

rope and when it dropped use got some

48:51

big college low I Q dude from the

48:53

farmland. Yeah, probably like yeah. Just.

48:56

Up and like a Punishers thing or

48:58

draw the blade there are recalled I

49:00

heard he a hit It is the

49:02

editor his efforts my job. Yeah. Go.

49:05

Your neck? you the beer

49:07

yet? Damn.

49:09

This is about to get hung strong and

49:12

quarter brothels. Your.

49:16

What I'm. So.

49:18

They take the head and hold it up in front

49:20

of people. And of samara I

49:22

told use clean clean cut good idea of

49:24

told you have to have stand a draft

49:26

kings around your wife in horror Yeah hit

49:29

the draft kings Rev has the run up

49:31

and check the. The. Cut the

49:33

here. Yeah, Exactly like. Bangles.

49:37

A he has hit the just that the head with a

49:39

refund on here. This. Is

49:41

not a clean got Ah saw acted

49:43

as a ploy spend at Ucla assess.

49:46

damn it I didn't have my wife

49:48

and Jorge last year. As

49:51

lost my thirteen year old wife a double or nothing.

49:53

Double or nothing. Or

49:56

do they do hold of the head yet? Off

49:59

with his. Yeah.

50:02

Bro. No.

50:04

Way those were Clean Kurtzman. No

50:07

Way. That. Shit got stuck

50:09

for some dollars. Blades. Mother.

50:12

Fucker a row would love to see a moose

50:14

him on a thing. For

50:17

new. I

50:19

mean no assists Yeah so center of

50:21

mass now they might have moved to.

50:23

that actually makes me said the yeah

50:26

but the about a traitor of and

50:28

I'll add. A. Traitor

50:30

of England. That gets me excited. What

50:36

a time bro there. No.

50:38

Way. I'd probably be

50:40

all about king country. Yeah.

50:43

Yeah. Don't want to go on a that. Yeah, I'd

50:45

be all about it for sure. But whose I will

50:47

have? The King David. I'm all about this place. Yeah,

50:50

I would be living in fear. yet. The

50:53

King I got nothing bad to say my

50:55

like a money is a cool guy How

50:57

you the cougars? yeah the coolest guy I

50:59

hope he lives forever on is there then

51:01

all be ruled by him for sure. The

51:03

down to rules shirt roof of of. Yo.

51:07

What? What? Prompted the

51:10

Reign of Terror to look that up or

51:12

forget. Some

51:15

dude had a psych. Spent

51:18

too good to a year. With.

51:21

Civil war spreading from the then

51:23

they yes I would you. How

51:25

do you had that he is

51:27

and day when death been death

51:30

India. The. Vendee and hostile

51:32

army surrounding France on all sides. The

51:34

revolutionary government decided to make terror the

51:36

order of the day wild. And

51:39

to take harsh measures against those suspected of

51:42

being enemies of the revolution. The

51:45

Order of the Day. Yo.

51:47

Today, where does it's about? Is

51:50

being scared? The

51:52

Revolutionary Government. So are these.

51:56

Like. Book.

51:58

About to Dan Carlin's. Hardcore here. so

52:01

is the government at the day

52:03

voice of Terror. So the government

52:05

is is they themselves are the

52:08

revolution. Say no understands and

52:10

opposition of the revolution. Yes,

52:14

Unfortunately, this is not. Is

52:17

this is not as in borer. Became

52:19

blink the I sound speaker. Yeah, no I do

52:21

care. I would listen or podcast of someone else

52:23

talk about that sir. But you don't care. I

52:25

know what it's all about. it right? I'm.

52:28

Sorry. Actually I would

52:30

wonder what are we are. One of us was

52:32

highly informed than I'd wanna talk about. I'm trying

52:34

to just download all this and to Saturday exactly.

52:36

That's what this thing is for. Know she saw.

52:40

Marcy. Is not worth a damn, right?

52:42

Sorry mocks, This.

52:45

Is so wild Man. I.

52:49

Do like they're going up against us. Third,

52:51

Fighting Us Revolution. Buses.

52:53

Are taken their heads idea that all.

52:56

Now. Part work you think after a one hundred

52:58

the people were like. They're.

53:00

They're gonna stop it, is it? As an heir

53:02

to they did seventeen K this year. It'll do

53:04

some math were good at that year. For devil,

53:06

get a math that's at least a thousand a

53:09

month. Yeah.

53:12

So. Fourteen hundred a month ago,

53:14

which is per day hall and multiply

53:16

of our hundred. Than

53:18

another ten com stupid and then divide

53:20

that by thirty. Forty

53:24

seven a day knows more than that,

53:26

isn't it? says.

53:28

Is a fourteen thousand a year? Away as

53:31

As or none of our they did seven forty

53:33

thousand and a year. Yeah to I were twelve

53:35

when I'm a thirty or forty seven a day.

53:38

For free spirited. Damn

53:40

thing to forty seven on day one.

53:42

Yeah, so probably got more. Yeah,

53:45

the first started with one and the

53:47

people are freaking a whole new owner

53:49

wonder like are freaking out as a

53:52

wouldn't with the pair of only I

53:54

won three unsolicited. it is that they're

53:56

not gonna have hundred to eight if

53:58

I'm not a tool. Five he pick

54:00

him people around here Ff Ff of

54:03

it's it's it's I would not go

54:05

a sign off the hook It's didn't

54:07

sit in business die in my i'd

54:09

be all about Kane Country in my

54:11

house Yeah. Go

54:15

Insane. Yeah, like before, good flag

54:17

painted are you envious of writing

54:19

in? There are loads due to.

54:32

The of. Big. Brother,

54:34

Sit And now you see, get a

54:36

desktop guillotine on Amazon's that's what it

54:38

is for. What are you chop up.

54:41

Pencils, Or was. It

54:44

would have the school he can

54:46

dig. Can you go on that

54:48

opens a beer? Oh yeah he

54:50

all I got a brow. If

54:52

it isn't if that is just

54:54

yeah Joey, I'm sorry to hear

54:56

Ah Fat every you're a traitor

54:58

outfitters heard of this is an

55:00

ice cold trainer is oh is

55:02

that we headed? We'll. Have

55:08

what the fuck use your eyes

55:10

Seats Raiders Oh man oh. Man.

55:13

If they could see us now,

55:15

it's a mocking their fuckin' Are

55:19

currently exists. It's. At

55:23

is so good. Or

55:25

it. What? What is

55:27

this is just the have at your desk in the

55:29

size of a soda can. Can you look of guillotine?

55:32

Beer. Opener Yes, we would. His beer

55:34

opener. Of

55:37

with his head. Of

55:39

the oh who was your against

55:41

king so is Bogus the revolutionary

55:43

government. Someone's been bad

55:45

row we're about to bring of Reign of Terror

55:47

to and I. Assess

55:50

Assess. To

55:56

nice but a be a traitorous. There

56:00

are her forgive doesn't much a smear

56:02

of Isis with like hands behind their

56:04

backs. can I thought to be a

56:07

history dog? ssssss Tonight we reclaim what's

56:09

ours and. We

56:11

reclaim France. Yeah. Assassin's Creed

56:13

bro we should bottle of as an

56:16

actual guillotine that when the blade this

56:18

work know. Messages.

56:20

Not it looks like a guilty or you just looks

56:23

like a guillotine. Yeah. One where

56:25

you can press it. Yeah, that bleed

56:27

drop of fucked him off. Its. And

56:30

his costs off the choir here. Clean?

56:32

yep like a like of like a

56:35

chef. the I do the the a

56:37

saber yet. Damn.

56:40

It man. That.

56:43

Since every the best or yeah

56:45

one you can hang. And.

56:47

Then. To

56:50

having it like actually calm down.

56:53

So good. Maybe the blade could

56:55

hit. Okay, it does. It is

56:57

lesbians and years now. the blade comes down

56:59

and at lox underneath the cap and then

57:02

you can. And. Then you

57:04

reset the blade. Yeah, yeah, that's a good

57:06

idea. of Austria be

57:08

sick so you could time it were

57:10

like drops money go get at the

57:12

same time they're thought you'd put that

57:15

in a frat house they be say

57:17

some horrific sit around that centered on

57:19

earth of us for should legs were

57:21

your cock in here ah. Oh

57:28

he does instruction manual how they work. It's

57:30

this. This is is open. Yeah

57:33

just like the give the guilty of our time

57:35

they are discussing just doesn't drop. They are not

57:37

gotta drop it's got a job. Yet.

57:41

Think we can does by this week a moderate.

57:46

So. Good on. Ya,

57:48

that's a letter runs history lesson today. He

57:50

other yeah in the bonus we're going to

57:53

react to Jojo see what they're. Actually

57:56

we can what and people as well Was it

57:58

to? I was the. I

58:01

did watch it. Already on. It

58:04

is I'd seems like it's it was

58:06

very expensive. I started Iron Claw. What?

58:10

The movie there. Was.

58:13

That. The Thing as Zac

58:15

Efron did all that steroid training for know yet

58:17

not eyes. Another movie. But isn't what is this?

58:19

That's what. That's what it was. Iron Cloth. Oh

58:21

yeah. Oh yeah. Rise Dad's million thrive. I'm not

58:23

all the way through the A Do That movie

58:25

is just sad that I would act as he

58:28

tried to. I'm piecing it together. It's the start

58:30

of the dosage of you as a not yeah

58:32

yeah so. Sort. As well brothers

58:34

and this is like their families gonna curse.

58:36

Yeah, so I'm only like an hour an

58:38

hour at. It's just that movies good but

58:40

it's just tragic. Yeah. I'm in a

58:42

like. Someone. I know

58:44

he has some people watch wrestling. Dude

58:46

if you can recommend a book that

58:48

delves into like the horrific business side

58:50

of wrestling, I'd love to read it

58:52

this because that aspect of it and.

58:58

That's. Why I fucking I love like. Bride.

59:01

Pill Men as a person. as he

59:03

i think originally was like a pretty

59:05

boy wrestler and he like kind of

59:07

came up with like turning heel and

59:09

of the crazy said to like get

59:11

out of a contract third. Player:

59:14

Think that aspect is crazy like

59:16

a wrestlers. Playing. The

59:18

businessman like a fiddle player, other

59:20

persona and like. Leveraging.

59:22

The audience against the promotion to be like you

59:24

need to pay me more. I think that aspect

59:27

is really interesting to me. That's like part of

59:29

all fighting know is that. Not.

59:32

Like. I wouldn't say all fighting

59:34

like in Honey get taken advantage of until

59:36

they. Become. Famous and

59:38

they can use that as leverage. Know it like

59:40

an eye. On pressures bryant home

59:42

and but he. Always I

59:44

target him. Does he like credited for kind of.

59:48

I'm I believe you like credited for

59:51

sort of inventing like. The.

59:53

Attitude era or like. Pete.

59:55

Guys like like like Triple H and Stone

59:57

Cold? Like really, they're kind of emulating him

59:59

amount of. They knew that when he

1:00:01

came into wrestling you like a pretty

1:00:03

boy wrestler and so he was like

1:00:05

a hero kind of thing. And.

1:00:08

So I believe he. Was.

1:00:10

In a weird contract of those, E W and

1:00:12

he's trying to get over a third. There

1:00:15

is a bf like another promotion and

1:00:17

so he like came up with this

1:00:19

whole story line where. He

1:00:22

basically like completely one eighty

1:00:24

his image. To. Like and he

1:00:26

gets out of a contract with those C W

1:00:28

to go to the debate of yes but it

1:00:31

was all to kind of the nest of his

1:00:33

w. I think like giving him a better contract.

1:00:35

Oh that. It's a weird web of. I

1:00:38

am sure that's were. wrestling is unique where

1:00:40

you can't. He almost like

1:00:42

a frank ocean. Like. Frank Ocean of the

1:00:44

only other person I could think of in recent history where

1:00:46

they. Kind of like a mess

1:00:48

with the audience and the business people at the

1:00:51

same. Tanya. Like. Unlike traditional fighting,

1:00:53

you kind of just have to be winning.

1:00:55

Yeah, And you know,

1:00:57

and and that's how you? Yeah, but like.

1:01:00

Yeah. Wrestling is more of like a performance,

1:01:02

right? and so like The wrestling is interesting.

1:01:04

Were. Eating. Give fans really

1:01:06

jazzed by your character. Yeah, right. And people

1:01:09

are like. If this guy's non the

1:01:11

league I'm never watching does it have you again?

1:01:13

That's really introduce me. So. Anyway,

1:01:15

so many it's not about that, it's more

1:01:17

about the family but I think they did

1:01:19

like start a league. I know that I

1:01:21

just assumed by to be wrong as it

1:01:23

was like world. Was

1:01:25

a world class championship wrestling their Ccw?

1:01:28

Yeah. And I was assuming that maybe

1:01:30

this was like the beginnings of have

1:01:32

made of internal. By.

1:01:35

Yeah, keep watching. it's good for me,

1:01:37

but assist Some movies are just like

1:01:39

you finish senior like. I wish I

1:01:42

didn't see that more. Just.

1:01:44

Sad? yeah, you know, Damn.

1:01:47

Well. Anyway, Although I do like

1:01:49

it when I. Did. Whenever whenever.

1:01:51

What's like the wrestling. Organization

1:01:54

as big as right now. Wb.

1:01:56

Yeah like whatever headlines thing

1:01:59

went on. Ruff. On the weekend?

1:02:01

Yeah, Like. There's a guy named

1:02:03

Cody and everyone tweets about Cody. Oh yeah and

1:02:05

I feel like an alias celebrity when a Brazilian.

1:02:07

What are you know? the road and. Cody.

1:02:09

Rhodes. Yeah people fucking. Hate

1:02:12

this guy or love? I'm not sure. I.

1:02:14

Don't have a marine. This We're like Fargo. All

1:02:17

his tweets most famous Cody Cody Cry Babies and like

1:02:19

Hat On or that means was and has it's got

1:02:21

my name in it as I like. He's

1:02:24

this is the most famous wrestler. Now

1:02:27

see that. As

1:02:29

a sin is potentially the most. Name's

1:02:31

Cody. Oh I see. yeah, potentially. The.

1:02:35

Out what's the deal in the sky? Ah,

1:02:38

maybe he won a belt? He

1:02:43

did. Yeah. Well.

1:02:48

Good for him. Let's. Go Cody!

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Had. Gathered

1:02:54

sad because slavic the edits

1:02:56

that jaw yeah. We

1:02:59

have the same jawline I that's another interesting

1:03:01

about the end of the I would skip

1:03:03

past that. Know is that. It's.

1:03:06

Same name, same jaw line. Like every

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similar same name. Cody. Rhodes

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1:03:18

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think is more say body as is it

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