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smooth and un like that. So.

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the joke about we got as a guide

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we've been joking about like do than twitter

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know too much about crafts. Yeah,

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he received twitter accounts. That

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you look at this two pm sharp

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9:07

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to call these are Carty Years this

9:11

kind of a new term that has

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surfaced a with the release of play

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Work Hard his most recent record I'm

9:18

because We Feel It You know? His

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latest order really really describes well what's

9:23

happening here? Specific about The Thong: Snuff.

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is a card, a chart. A

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clan at the front, a half kind of mirrors,

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the wardrobe. In his early record he has his

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of his records or other the Sears and then

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the Dip. Here we're gonna go to go at

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a Carty song. And

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which kind of means soon enough. Organ.

9:54

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should see it up the side. Go

9:59

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10:01

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out the beginning of a cardio

10:05

song. I'm. Listen

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if you're listening in your car were bomb and

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10:12

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10:14

think we're both or are we up there. You

10:16

have twenty Miller what would you are Now

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10:22

thou out having fun you're and we're having

10:24

fun. I'm I'm like I'm like full night's

10:26

rest. I feel incredible. As

10:29

it is it's sit all over it. I

10:31

just because you're selling were accounted ruckus struggling

10:33

with that one that if I say I

10:35

do think that carty wearing a thong is

10:37

really really funny things and I know I

10:39

mean I've just say no I'm saying he

10:41

it's funny that carty were a thong know

10:43

I told him to wear that those my

10:45

the and see how much you think that

10:47

it's if yeah because I I told him

10:49

I told him I said bro you know

10:51

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been some other said yeah. Damn,

10:57

I honestly didn't get it. Why

11:00

not? It's funny. I'm

11:04

a the Duke of Rocket on. His.

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Feasibly, I think. Yeah.

11:11

I'm going to same most can. I

11:16

with long as it's it, it's it's. It's

11:20

so crazy to pop out of a limo

11:22

and you got the front have to slogan

11:24

eccentric as hell? You know, fashion forward as

11:26

a M S and then you just turn

11:29

around and then. Open up

11:31

a scenario like. A

11:33

but what Is that? A thong? But a lot of people

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are like not a thong. It's a body suit. Which.

11:38

I think is. Worse.

11:42

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11:44

bottom united mean you like button on their like

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don't think it's really heroic how Drake offered to

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replace one of the propellers on the plane. As

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i his wing and that thing around his

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getting warmed up nice given the on a

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plane yeah the right propeller went out on

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his Pj. he he has line and old

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school. And they were going

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sideways. And they're like Drake, What can you do?

17:20

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yeah. I'm not good

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at a massive penis. Yeah.

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that's the Me review. You.

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17:58

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18:01

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it if you need it. Know

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near I saved I said i

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know bro copies and bro use

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you jokes. But. I'm

18:15

with Tom. And. I go

18:17

where a guy like joking about it.

18:20

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18:24

then. As some of the green

18:26

room someone in the green room that was my

18:28

me. Was trying to find it on twitter

18:30

and it wasn't there. And

18:32

then I said, your tax man, I

18:34

bet mad has it. Tom

18:37

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18:40

dragged me. Matt Ghosts

18:42

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18:44

nice he sends it like

18:46

thirty seconds later. Outliers, of

18:48

course, Of. Course he

18:51

would have it saved on his phone. Like.

18:53

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18:56

is that he sends it like on how as due

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to the like raw video have to see if that

19:00

it saves on your phone. Like

19:02

imagine someone like scrolling through your. Like.

19:05

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the Wow Matt Matt would not care marriages

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on the verge of a billion dollar deal.

19:15

The of if you be trying to smooth the

19:17

guy. At it Man is I was a

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few people I know that of a billionaire was like. When.

19:22

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want to see it. It's nice. When

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did you see? Hold On! Did

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you see? On

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the find this for your of us are gonna

19:35

laugh at us. No fucking. I hate when I

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follow random people on. Tic

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toc. Jake

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their passat post Sky yeah he

19:45

pranks Matt. Oh Daddy

19:47

did see that. Now it's really good

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can we watched? As rough as. Mad.

19:53

As know him. Isn't a

19:55

marathon? Matt got owned publicly. Yeah.

19:59

Let's see my honor. You don't? You know? I

20:01

should see me to hear his voice. I'd like to

20:03

beat us who actually know him. It's so much funnier.

20:06

So this will now be interesting for everyone listen.

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20:11

as a lot of use but like it even

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some Uttar. As. As. I

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said. I

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got invited on this brand trip have always had come

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to new come with me. When.

20:33

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and access to know Exxon

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Mobil by the Alexander Lawyer.

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it was a young man threat. Of

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every the dates. Ah,

20:50

I see a mother. Says

20:52

Matt Go You! The for good T

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know. Exxon, Mobil. Yeah, it's a

21:01

gas station. The gas station. Where.

21:05

The dates. Were

21:11

the states. Would

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or Would or the dates were

21:15

the dates like instantly Russia as.

21:20

Matt did his part because you call like

21:22

Reagan Homer I know, like Matt I fucked

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up. I need you to help me like.

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cocaine. Across the border like

21:31

tonight. And matzo do

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village. Or. Right way. Would figure

21:35

it out yet figured out. Yeah, like and

21:37

five secs. Call you back and ten minutes

21:39

and be a guy I've I've worked it

21:41

out desirous of things you have to do.

21:44

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that the and legs. I.

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21:50

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had an oath. Or.

21:57

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Hanukkah prefer Yeah, but they are. They

22:03

want to have us. Do.

22:06

This. Thing called oil rig

22:08

an. Oil.

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22:14

thought it would be funnier and then. Louisa,

22:17

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22:20

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22:22

are you talking about? What?

22:24

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22:26

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22:33

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22:37

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22:40

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a dude from the set of

22:44

thirty seconds to one minute he

22:46

goes from two to nine. With.

22:50

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22:52

talking about? Are you

22:54

fucking around me with this is

22:56

it's read a. Really

22:59

good prank to because it doesn't. Doesn't

23:02

see my too far from reality

23:04

know like the amount of stupid

23:06

fucking brand trip like influencer trips

23:08

you see. now it's via I

23:11

guess maybe Exxon Mobil hired some

23:13

influence or marketing person. And

23:15

they thought this would be like a funny thing. Gets.

23:18

I'm in for the give them tick tock as

23:21

out on an oil rig. yeah they wanted us

23:23

to go like clean up some of the birds

23:25

in Alaska time unlike the counter play on like

23:27

Bp and then the i want to do some

23:30

my oil rigging. it's an underwater welding trip army

23:32

apparently it's the most dangerous job in the world

23:34

so they thought to be fun like sense of

23:36

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23:39

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23:44

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23:47

man you should assume is now my

23:49

had already heard laughing at this. Hour

23:54

want to bore the people, but I assume the

23:56

rest of it is hysterical. It's. Really

23:58

funny. He's just like. It on. I

24:01

mean I get he's like a kid do that

24:03

day because I'm leaving for my wedding so ads

24:05

the one thing I can't move for you by

24:08

like. Is very. Well

24:11

as a bore. The people I just mean like all

24:13

I'm gonna do. I. Feel as

24:15

if we want another minute or this. I'm Sensei

24:17

here laughing the you. Although.

24:21

We. Can't like. Recounting:

24:23

Like Matt stories, I'm not gonna lie, I'm gonna

24:25

struggle to pay attention cause I'm just gonna thing

24:27

a funny sit Matt has done. So

24:30

it's fair we can just and this have drawn

24:32

south a mat. And hr

24:34

to Matt my email. Yeah.

24:38

I'm. With com every weekend so. To.

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is expanding. Yeah they're

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mustang of audience do a dude is forty

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eight for the with his wife front run

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away and he was like. Hips.

26:41

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clips so I bought a ticket. No

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26:47

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the midwest do the Kanto yeah. But.

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new book. An awesome art. As here.

27:00

none of. Us aren't see more of it. Serves.

27:03

Him more the. The

27:05

janitors pull up. It's fun! But.

27:09

To know. Plenty. Of a.

27:12

Player: Types of people in the crowd

27:14

now so this could be as the

27:16

three games going till the hunter. Got.

27:19

Some barbecue. Nice.

27:21

which he. Had

27:24

me some bernie ends with a smoke.

27:26

Ah. God

27:30

that sounds good. It's

27:33

funny when you try to get barbecue out

27:35

in California. And you haven't

27:37

been in the midwest in a while and you're like. Is

27:39

pretty good. And we

27:42

were Midwest or south and you have

27:44

barbecue? You're like oh my fucking oh

27:46

my Saw yeah now it's and does

27:48

a different world. Yeah, hundred percent you

27:50

know it's pretty good over here. That

27:52

Would Ranch say one of my favorite

27:54

restaurants. Unfortunately, Would Ranch does. Bank.

27:57

Go A does go pretty silly.

28:00

He goes Philly. Yeah, It

28:03

does. I mean it's like it's like shitty as

28:05

far as barbecue is concerned. Yeah, but.

28:07

It's. It's amazing for what it

28:09

is. persona gonna grip. On the

28:12

whole, yeah, like on the whole scale of

28:14

barbecue. But. For

28:16

California barbecues and credible. And the best thing

28:18

is it's the same every single time. Yeah,

28:21

They don't foot date. Whatever they do, it's like a

28:23

factory there, you know? Oh

28:26

it's not like a factory it is. It is

28:28

necessary from their mother. They gotta sit or your

28:30

dow. you know, some restaurants or does built like

28:32

for catering. Yeah because they've been around for forty

28:34

years. They have their process down there. Like are

28:37

we could just scale this. Yeah, I'm. Getting

28:40

off a four thousand chicken breasts a

28:42

day and they're all of the same

28:44

I don't even have would ransom really

28:46

serving meet like this. It could be.

28:49

System. Yeah. Could

28:51

be a manufactured like synthetic meet. could

28:53

be couch interior. It could know anything

28:55

I think what it tastes. I'm visit

28:57

this by the way it tastes amazing.

28:59

Yeah I think they have the flavors

29:01

down that they could convert anything in

29:03

the barbecue. The. Are now year

29:06

in your nail on it as

29:08

exactly exactly what it is. It's

29:11

and same and how much barbecue comes

29:13

out of those buildings? Oh

29:16

I know. Go there to every

29:18

person there. Every patroness. seventy five years

29:20

old? Yeah. Yeah. It's

29:23

awesome! I

29:25

was a mouse thing and row and if

29:28

there is like a nuclear fallout, Americans were

29:30

the most. Ready for that?

29:33

For. Being seventy five years old know like

29:36

if we have to resort to eating. Not

29:39

like nonfood like oh yeah for

29:41

sure Doritos and every ship has

29:43

like fuckin, you know, straight up

29:45

like Nicole Elements in at the

29:47

I mean I. Think

29:50

my favorite. Genre of tweet right

29:52

now is people that go to Europe and are

29:54

like Company Paulson one every single day, have lost

29:56

weight, The food

29:58

in America is poison. It's.

30:00

Like oh yeah. Like either the point.

30:04

Where. Building up bro. I'm

30:07

work kind of builds were trying to actually build.

30:09

Or. Intake of micro plastics is going to

30:11

help us in the long run. That's why

30:13

Americans are going to outlast the ruin because

30:16

we're eating all this food and. We're.

30:18

Packing in, All. of

30:20

these non nutrients by way of

30:22

you know fat storage and though

30:24

in the nuclear fallout happens. The.

30:27

Thickest ones will be the ones to

30:29

survive because when there's no food. So.

30:33

You know that you're just. you're pre

30:35

hibernating? Basically, just get. In

30:40

Aberdeen. Fucking Girl Scout cookies

30:42

Like it's my job. I'm

30:44

single handedly keeping the Girl

30:46

scouts afloat. Wilde

30:51

figured you are going of the grocery store

30:53

your like all other another boxes the most

30:55

isn't that are you sir. Activities

30:58

Epic. It's or I actually we think

31:00

it's probably better for your health is

31:03

down. Have another box. Yeah

31:06

right and girl scouts wouldn't do that. They be

31:08

like yeah years and have like you of of

31:10

the whole been hit if I didn't even give

31:12

their mean. Know. Because they want to

31:14

make that money. Yeah, that's true. That

31:18

is. It's funny. like. They'll.

31:20

Post up next the dispensary is.

31:24

I. Just don't get what the financial incentive

31:26

is for them to go so hard. You

31:28

know? Yeah. Yeah,

31:30

they kill it. They really do. Why is

31:32

there no like whites in a Boy Scout?

31:35

Thing that kills that as hard. I'm.

31:39

Too busy touching the participants.

31:45

See this price. Food: I didn't do

31:47

it at your daddy daycare bear. It's

31:50

what they did enough to take it

31:52

there. They didn't have to touch them.

31:57

I'm just I was more looking for like a

31:59

different. Between girls and boys that age in

32:01

our boys are like. Just. Gonna

32:04

drooling and like playing with there are nuts

32:06

Yeah. Yeah. And wonder Boy

32:08

Scout layer is struggling on instructor play? That

32:11

you're nuts? Yeah, ok. Thanks.

32:19

Good. Charming.

32:24

You know in Canada was called cubs. E

32:27

yeah, why do they they call it? Cause Why?

32:29

Because they're trying to raise and have. To

32:33

bear out. To

32:36

want. To. Bear out

32:38

to become bears. Ah I

32:40

see down I see. To.

32:45

Oh it is called Cub Scouts Yes!

32:49

Which is a hell of an ironic name for

32:52

an organization that was doing at the Daedalus. A

32:54

man I was in. Cubs. I always nine

32:56

thousand cubs to But. I wasn't

32:59

hot enough. I guess we up my

33:01

boys he has program was pretty. I'm

33:03

pretty mid. it was a fake mice.

33:05

Classmates dad's and we just go

33:08

to someone's backyard on the weekend

33:10

they go. Oh right, that is

33:12

rope. And

33:14

then they sought some paperwork in the we get the

33:16

badges. On us now. We.

33:19

Didn't even go to summer camp. Summer

33:21

Camp? No no I went to

33:23

a. Catholic.

33:27

I got confirmed. Two

33:30

years and around, So that was like my version of

33:32

summer camp. Like. At church.

33:34

Yeah, you go when you're.

33:37

So. Catholic has to get confirmed to

33:39

eat the. Plastic. Wafer.

33:43

The The Fucking Poker Chip

33:45

every Sunday and so. It

33:48

was like a two year thing so I'd go to

33:50

this camp. For.

33:53

For. Two years. Straight.

33:57

And do what? pray? First

34:00

the first time was like

34:02

yeah. So. where he and

34:04

teams and like do trivia about Jesus and

34:07

then. The second one.

34:09

Was. Like really dramatic. There's all these like. Yeah.

34:13

Group prayer sessions and this old.

34:16

Would. In chapel with no chairs.

34:19

As member mile back hurting the whole time

34:21

because we just sit on the floor. Fakir.

34:25

On. Yeah. I

34:27

I was in the grocery store the other than

34:29

some dude came up in his eye you. Bro.

34:32

I saw you at the Know Something last

34:34

week and I promise myself if I saw

34:36

you again I would tell you this and

34:39

I'll I'll get was is going to be.

34:42

And he was. I. Wanna invite you

34:44

to my church? Of

34:47

like a foggy this is why

34:49

right around the corner it's I

34:51

every Sunday ten am now and

34:53

given open invite. Wow thanks Thanks

34:56

To do That is the highest

34:58

honor of. Of

35:00

I'm. I don't know

35:02

Christian person. While I I know

35:04

I Asimov's like. More. Can

35:07

you Baptized me? At

35:10

Anathema. Oh there

35:12

you have the be baptized to go to church. Not.

35:14

And even go to church. Yeah you to go there

35:16

but then if you wanna you know. So.

35:19

I go all I want to get jumped

35:21

into the face during a confirmed. Yeah.

35:24

Yeah. Confront confirmation was that's it

35:26

was crazy. Because.

35:29

The. Ending moment was like they put

35:31

a blindfold on me and then. Walked

35:35

me around and some girl had like read

35:37

me a bunch of religious stuff and for

35:39

effortlessly. Yeah it was a we're

35:41

i think that was like specific to my

35:43

goofy ass church or and I remember doing

35:45

it and like lifting up. The. Blindfold

35:47

at one point. And. The

35:50

girl that yeah the sit as weird you can just leave it

35:52

off. And

35:55

then. When. We got

35:57

to like the adult supervision parts of the i just throw

35:59

back on. For this. Her. Yeah.

36:03

I. Think it might have been this dude. That.

36:06

Talks mean the grocery store. This comment that we

36:08

got from this guy Marlowe he said i beat

36:10

this on last episode I be praying Cody and

36:12

know I'll find God one day. They are such

36:15

a loving brothers You can see Christ them like

36:17

he is in all of us and it feels

36:19

like they wanna know I'm but they live in

36:21

such a tough environment to be introduced to the

36:23

gospel I feel put in a while. I hope

36:26

you see this is you giggle at it like

36:28

what the fuck is this clown on Just know

36:30

I love you boys on a god made you

36:32

in his image and your life matters so much

36:34

to me type energy. which

36:38

I guess is a nice on and. Ryan.

36:41

Is buckling up over here is right.

36:43

That's right, is actually a splinter cell

36:45

age and from the christian church I

36:47

got jumped and when I was like

36:49

seventeen? Yeah yeah what? He i jumped

36:51

in when he was seventeen. Baptize.

36:54

I know a year as are talking about.

36:57

How that haven't had you get jumped in. Got

37:01

baptized because I was like Jesus heavy.

37:03

At seventeen, Found it

37:06

late man pretty late bro. found that leg was

37:08

got you into it. Didn't

37:10

have any friends because I moved to New town

37:12

and all right, he made a sad ah, didn't

37:14

have. To. Stop.

37:18

Is true. Sorry if I remember

37:20

in high school man churches were

37:22

that young. And. If.

37:25

You need community go to church as

37:27

he can find friends. You know it's

37:29

a sin to throw full cans of

37:32

drinks at people. Know.

37:34

That's actually in the by. You know Jesus looks down

37:37

on that, yet now he looks up to that. That's

37:39

due to run a me for. Seventeen.

37:43

And. Then he said. Throw

37:45

this can for it shall be the

37:47

vest rose I can. Is

37:50

for it shall be the vessel which he sees

37:52

him. Yeah,

37:55

Freezer you. Preserve

37:57

the Jesus wishes man. Yeah.

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my god we didn't on ever talks about ever

41:13

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41:15

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41:17

there at all of a rely totally call this

41:20

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41:23

have a dialogue a Bess. Because.

41:25

You're the one that I when I saved when

41:28

I was reading those captions like this: Christmas. Rap.

41:31

Go harder than. Yet I can.

41:33

And you're that. You're the one those like no.

41:38

No, wasn't Yeah, I mean I'd read

41:40

a Christian, but group. Yeah.

41:43

They. Were and they go hard as far as

41:45

on same and I think. Think.

41:47

Some you know, we Miami maybe. Or maybe

41:49

I was misguided on that. But. I.

41:52

Do think it's why they me I grew wheat. We. Continued.

41:55

To have a conversation after that and they cut

41:57

the clip right at me? Say no, Yeah

42:00

and they were like let's have a conversation. Ah,

42:04

Interesting. The first

42:06

and outlets cherry picking a

42:08

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42:11

sake am not a mattress

42:13

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42:15

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42:17

So what's funny about this I think

42:19

is hold on believing that yard. Work.

42:22

At you said thought it was

42:24

his what's funny about this? I'm

42:26

not atheists Are you atheists? Me:

42:29

Here. Ah, not like

42:31

done like nothing. Agnostic.

42:36

What? Am I wouldn't even say I'm

42:38

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42:41

Ago when it as you know. On.

42:47

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42:50

good hum live on the podcast. Everything

42:52

you say now as being. Yes,

42:54

Are we in trouble? With.

42:58

Us: what we do. What?

43:01

Happened. Yes, I

43:03

do that video of me spreading whole

43:05

is gone around. With

43:09

it but but but but but malice Let's

43:11

have a look at the have a dialogue

43:13

about person rent or whatever dialogue all on.

43:15

I'm just sort of find an example I

43:18

I know like we were please know look

43:20

I said. I say you a

43:22

couple but like I want? Let's give him

43:24

some context normal were talking about. Yeah, I

43:27

hear I can find one. I see,

43:29

I don't. I don't like playing the

43:32

specific artist music to some of them.

43:34

They're not very popular, but I think

43:36

the thing that these people were leaving

43:38

out on these Christian rap outlets is

43:41

I was referring to artist Christian artist

43:43

that. Undeniably one

43:45

for one. Replicate modern

43:48

artist sounds so that

43:50

doesn't sound like their

43:53

own individual. Like.

43:57

Angle on music. It just sounds

43:59

like. They like one person in particular.

44:01

The songs are wonder one for Travis

44:04

Scott. Like. Undeniably his

44:06

style. They. Sound like

44:08

trend songs through and through. And

44:11

is is rather my God And it's like

44:13

yeah, But.

44:16

I'm saying I'm saying back up for a second cause.

44:18

More. Than we've gotta give some context were talking

44:20

about basically like that one episode. Oh right,

44:22

right. Like late last year I had, we

44:24

just talked about Christian rap For whatever reason I'd

44:27

what even brought it up? oh because I

44:29

was I was saying and my algorithm of

44:31

getting a lot of Chris rappers as populating

44:33

and I have a right rice funny to

44:35

have like kind of goofed on Christian rap

44:37

for a second. And then

44:39

when like there was a is like a five minute thing

44:41

and then we moved on or whatever. And

44:43

then like, over the course of the next

44:45

like three weeks we got clipped by like

44:47

every single big the person rapper. And

44:50

all of them did the same video where

44:52

they clipped sat. Us talking

44:54

about it and then it would it be

44:56

them and be like. Cody.

44:59

Know well like let's talk about it.

45:01

Yeah. And then it would go on

45:03

some monologue about why we are wrong or something and

45:06

then ask us to like have an open dialogue with

45:08

them. but it's every single one of them did it

45:10

and they were all the exact same. Yeah, I

45:13

just think it's funny that like. He.

45:15

Does never know what. Is gonna get.

45:18

Just random attention, you know? Especially.

45:22

Nowadays like on social media.

45:24

Will. Be like guys of the week. Randomly.

45:27

Popping off you. Said.

45:29

We could think we're like said the funny thing the world

45:31

and then. Three. Days later some

45:33

kurt some like a bit of us talking

45:35

about Christian rap goes viral. On the Christian

45:37

rap social media is seen the enemy them

45:39

are like what the fuck is this game

45:42

So much attention for a little would like

45:44

an afterthought. Yeah. I.

45:47

I. Became familiar with the acronym C

45:49

H H which is Christian hip

45:51

hop. Okay, I

45:55

don't know. How you make

45:57

music about God. But. I.

46:00

Think it's gotta be in your own style.

46:04

And yeah, think night. I agree that that was the point.

46:06

Is that a lot of them? Just yeah. Rip

46:08

popular people off, lighten their

46:11

exact sound. There's. There's this

46:13

one, dude. He's making

46:16

these extremely Bieber. Ask.

46:19

Songs. Okay, like

46:21

Bieber mid career and it's like.

46:24

You know, and South Park do this

46:26

whole thing about how sometimes like religious

46:29

music and sound sexual. especially if about

46:31

Jesus? Yeah, and the. Yeah

46:33

this is music it's is really hard

46:35

to discern because he be like Sienna

46:38

he's in me in a desperate assess

46:40

assess. Your

46:46

like even if you like a

46:48

Boy Scout song. A nice nice.

46:51

Know who's who, the J kills country or to

46:53

see and was his name? Is. Is

46:56

a Dixon Dallas on? Oh yeah

46:58

yeah yeah. Yeah

47:02

arose is funny. we're getting torn to shreds.

47:05

Valdis or I guess I was either Matty

47:07

by all the Christian rapper they were piss,

47:09

they were mad at you, they were pissed

47:11

because the in in their videos a specific

47:14

do some other with talk about us. They.

47:16

Specifically say cody. Let's

47:19

have a dialogue. As

47:23

you hit it with that no no

47:25

but it because it doesn't. Up

47:29

on find doubling down on this. To

47:31

me it does. It hit as hard

47:33

as regular rap. So

47:37

they would. I'll take that clip of Missing Know

47:39

and they would stitch their song behind it. Yeah,

47:41

and I would like. I kind of proving my

47:44

point. Yeah.

47:51

if you believe if you're cursed in the

47:54

other says dear thing by all means. I

47:57

did my every if you listen unwilling to if I

47:59

ever get comfort. The. Monday. That

48:01

catholic then. That's. What?

48:04

That's Catholic? That's a very by

48:06

seated. That's Catholic. Stop

48:10

cabin bro we are hop liquor

48:12

something that's ago and that's a

48:15

good as gone as good as.

48:19

Of the what's what's Catholic? Wrap them

48:21

that a thing? Know fuck no bro.

48:23

Why not? Catholicism.

48:26

Is is marky Mark. It's.

48:28

Step. Right up. A

48:30

system that sounds pretty and line

48:32

nod as I'm I'm in. Catholic

48:36

rappers I've never heard of. a Catholic

48:38

robbery of probably exists. Your.

48:41

Catholics they won't watch were going to get

48:43

were about to get stood stood. yeah. Just

48:46

watch in. Oh here we go Catholic

48:49

Hip Hop. Catholic.

48:51

Rap believe. What's the difference in

48:53

like their beliefs. Oh,

48:56

and it's actually good to have never

48:58

understood the difference in Catholic and Christian.

49:00

I get the mix of all time.

49:02

Catholic Catholicism is wildly boring. Yeah,

49:04

I grew up in it. It's extremely

49:06

procedural. There's no feeling to it. You

49:09

know it's funny is I am. Ass

49:12

gives a shit. Snyder to

49:15

tell me it's s as such as.

49:17

I put up this. Stand have club.

49:20

On. Ash Wednesday and as about

49:22

being game. Or like

49:24

Megafauna The Catholic Church and I didn't

49:27

realize as Ash Wednesday I'm. But.

49:29

Yeah, as was there. The weirdest it ever.

49:33

Hour later. That's a Catholic thing. Yeah, where

49:35

you put the puddle ass right there? Yeah,

49:37

you put the war paint. Yeah, I

49:41

did it one year, rubbed it

49:43

off immediately. I love this

49:45

was sorry I was is like and will hold that.

49:49

Slow play on words for the visual a

49:51

bit brought did a half immediately. as soon

49:53

as I got the as on the have

49:55

rubbed off. Yeah.

49:58

So catholicism. It's

50:01

like what is it? I.

50:04

Think they both believe that. Is.

50:07

Gonna come back. But.

50:09

I don't know modern christianity, it's it's

50:12

a. It's like a

50:14

widespread got like pentecostal where it's like

50:16

very. Big

50:18

in. The. You know that?

50:20

Like. Scott. Music and it's very

50:22

hype. Catholics.

50:26

A key. Look it up. I I forget that

50:28

I should. But. Let us

50:30

for the song. Play wire low. You want to hear the Cydia?

50:32

Yeah, I do. I really want to hear this. My

50:35

pastor Death Singapore. My panel get it starts

50:37

luke twenty two nineteen and he took bread

50:40

and when he had given thanks he broke

50:42

and gave it to them saying this is

50:44

my body. I

51:01

can't really hear it. I

51:16

am I gonna turn this stop?

51:19

It's. I'd so

51:21

I guess Catholics use a different

51:23

bible. So.

51:25

The. Yeah.

51:29

Roman. Catholicism is Not. Explain

51:33

it to me as if I needed to

51:35

tell Cody Co the differences versus good to

51:37

slay the differences between Catholicism and Baptists traditions

51:39

and a way that's or label for someone

51:42

like, how was that mean. What?

51:45

Does that mean sounds like he has such

51:47

as good as you defined as an archetype.

51:50

Yes sir, someone like Cody Co. One.

51:52

Boss level. Oh

51:56

boy when he had to me like armor. What

52:00

is this like? I'm I like an entrepreneur

52:02

something. Know. Did this

52:04

is not your five snack time ritual.

52:09

Bought boss level means like I'm it's

52:12

calling you a Millennial like a bass

52:14

J a bar and the fifth the

52:16

fifth one is making your consumption. Yeah.

52:20

The Third the third One is a

52:22

play on Tv studios. Membership:

52:25

snap. Catholic. Ceo not Tv

52:27

Team D C That Tv by the way,

52:31

That's number three, right? There is a play on the

52:33

fact that you can get like all of our bonus

52:35

episodes of his I have. The

52:37

or six dollars a month that team you see

52:39

as that tv of has been observed in a

52:41

week or I saw how they worship god is

52:43

very different yeah like baptism. As

52:45

as a christian you choose but like the

52:48

oh and you're born in the Catholic church

52:50

so Catholic churches are all those clips or

52:52

like the luck and priests like drop the

52:55

baby and like the bowl of water. For

53:01

videos are pretty funny and Christian baptisms are

53:03

like, you know, They. Take a kid

53:05

out to a river and as cold as ice and

53:07

there's forty of them. And

53:09

it's some. Some. Guys like,

53:11

come on, come on, feel his

53:14

energy. Assistance

53:17

to the Guantanamo Just. Waterboard.

53:22

Yeah. Put him

53:24

on a wooden board and flip I'm back

53:26

and pour water all over their face. Feel

53:28

his presence. I. Do think about

53:31

those videos of the priests like almost dropping

53:33

the baby's. You ever seen

53:35

that? Like every time I hold my kid I think about

53:37

that, I want to out who that. Was.

53:40

I don't know what did. If

53:43

if I if I'm catholic and have to get.

53:45

My. Kid baptized and I see that. I'm.

53:50

Open. The. Fucking

53:52

coffin dodger in the. Wardrobe

53:55

like I have to put my child in

53:57

those old as hands. I'm saying here. Yeah,

54:00

I know they all doll. Do it all done

54:02

com? yeah? How about we hold it together? Yeah.

54:05

This one baptism goes wrong as baby

54:07

six point is in the water. These

54:09

are always good. Emu

54:13

the volume. As.

54:16

It unfortunate because this guy's got

54:18

you know who we are. Midwest

54:21

father's appearance. I would trusted. Some.

54:23

Would work and hands. And he

54:25

seems to be pretty gentle thus far. He up on

54:27

their sunday as I grabbed by the seat in the

54:29

like don't come in there you know thing. Yeah.

54:32

Those are the Italian ones. The

54:35

office of Oath, Of

54:38

office of of of of a good as

54:41

they do I go I'm. He

54:44

likes. This

54:46

in a put their foot in jacuzzi,

54:49

Jet in the baptism tub? That wouldn't

54:51

happen. Tone answers that. Is.

54:59

What do you say after that? Dropping

55:04

someone's kid has to be are

55:06

terrible experience and whoops yeah I

55:08

did a thing as. Oil

55:13

I get on All was right about

55:15

one thing maybe I should and and

55:17

old kids anyway. L.

55:24

L here. Well

55:27

that is literally that is Lou

55:29

Italy. The listen, I haven't in

55:31

this moments. literally. That

55:34

is literally to was a could have happened

55:36

in this moments. Oh geez. Agnelli

55:44

it went. Logged. In

55:46

eyebrows cove, marble bro.

55:49

I just it says a cave

55:51

and imagine. I. Can't imagine.

55:55

Galileo would have stood there have

55:58

been like to. I.

56:02

Just can't imagine. Like being one

56:05

of the parents see watching that we had we're

56:07

like who had the baby on the floor. For.

56:09

The like in a in like the little gym and was

56:11

i'm looking at me and he's like looking up at the

56:13

things we got like saying and from it or whatever and

56:15

chile comes over and like. Like.

56:19

Basically sort of like pod him. The.

56:22

Kennel a god among the I. a little

56:24

bit weird freaking the for hims like totally

56:26

fine but we're freaking the fuck out. Login.

56:29

Healing little red mark and redesign were

56:31

like hold for hugs. Freaking out. Cps

56:34

is coming. Yeah

56:36

exactly. Hey, we fought. Go we fuck So

56:38

I knew we were cut out for this.

56:42

Ah, Yeah.

56:45

Fuckin my He got. Out

56:47

of pessimism face a couple

56:49

times I idea for kids

56:52

do that. For

56:54

the info on a Eyes Lit Up

56:56

your warned me that that sort of

56:58

things going to happen. but at Ces

57:00

so much funnier when it happens. For

57:03

real or bit Bateman babies are, they're

57:05

pretty, They projectile everything. so funny. Apparently

57:08

out of hit. The. First

57:10

time. Oh sorry. go ahead organise a Apparently As

57:12

a kid I fucking own one of my aunts.

57:15

Super slow by pissed non are not sleeping next

57:17

to where I guess since he just happened to

57:19

roll over. And I just projectile

57:21

vomit it into her mouth. God.

57:25

Successfully. Like colleague mouth open and I

57:28

guess the middle my sleeve I just saw gotta

57:30

baby like have a sense of humor. yeah they

57:32

do They they knelt like the the first time

57:34

we gave out as a bath. We.

57:37

Feel that the same worked on Nervous Rising a first

57:40

timer, bathing we don't know what the fuck are doing

57:42

and kills his parents are there. It's like an occasion.

57:44

Yeah, we're all like okay. let's do it for the

57:46

first time or get a bead artist for like. You

57:49

know, fill up the bath with the warm water.

57:51

Take me like ten minutes to get the temperature

57:53

right. I'm a paranoid his ass be like one

57:56

degrees exactly. So I finally get it to the

57:58

right temperature on tests and it would. The

58:00

monitor like you know yeah he's being

58:02

paranoid and finally we get em undressed

58:04

and we we sit em on the

58:06

little net thing above the water and

58:08

he just sits directly in the last

58:10

summer like a will we didn't have.

58:12

we'll have a backup like little thing

58:14

filled with water so we got take.

58:16

I'm take him out, dump the entire

58:19

tub. I really want to have a

58:21

little whale tubs for kids younger than I feel

58:23

it. Back up. We.

58:25

Put him on. He sits it again. Or

58:29

no actually no heat. Know what it was was he

58:31

sit in the water so we take him out and

58:33

we put him in one of the like that towels

58:35

that we have like little towel with the hood. the

58:38

other you can get cold yeah and immediately he sits

58:40

in the towel. And

58:42

my God damn it and so we're always freaking

58:44

out I'm trying to sell the tobacco cause they

58:47

put him in a different towel, say. Put.

58:49

Him in a different tell. he sits in that house.

58:51

Let's go. Let's go. It

58:55

was of comical you know mcgroarty like so

58:57

stress because it's just like we wanted this

58:59

to go well and insisted does. Everything.

59:02

Went wrong. Yeah. Bro babies, they

59:04

they get it. I mean that that's

59:06

like my nephew when he figured out

59:08

how to fart. It was game over.

59:10

Yeah yeah, baby farce or so funny

59:12

soon and then just stink from like

59:14

one years old. He. Recognized like

59:16

when he'd forward he'd recognize people last group

59:19

of assets that it's a huge it was

59:21

of wrap. do it. Is

59:24

a like for years. My.

59:26

Sister in law was working on getting

59:29

him to not fart to make people

59:31

laugh. What

59:34

a legend! Yeah my it He knew. He

59:37

i was so funny I have of his diaper. And

59:40

I'm like i just like you know, wrap it

59:42

up and in the fucking two seconds and it

59:45

takes me a put it in that little diaper

59:47

trash him I turn back and he's is pissing

59:49

on his own. Secure Elect Donald Like. Holding

59:52

his eyes because it's like a knowing

59:54

him like I would try block his

59:56

pace with his hands so that is

59:58

doesn't get it is. I've never

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bad for ice. yeah infant this

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one Answer is fucked up was the result

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1:01:23

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the one and only bibo. Let's

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get it listed. A look at this clip. I didn't

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even watch this. I saved it for now. It's

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we are the only modeled. And

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see it. Could do saying.

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don't have time to gone to off. And

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1:01:54

recite. The past three

1:01:57

months of Bibo lore? Yeah,

1:01:59

and. I gotta be honest,

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that's you guys got me? That.

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did spend some time looking into it. Bibo.

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just as an interesting guy, you know, I

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mean, this is another one of those great

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one in it through you're saying. But

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when he reaches out there that just

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leaves him for views and I'm still

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live in in your heads. Rent free

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do. Is crazy to

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these name and really. Is not

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intending to this? Sydney? It's like

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at this to the people better

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inadvertently making a lot at all thing Sydney

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by saying I gave Sydney everything She has

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to stop taking that from her because it's

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actually from me. Your.

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if he just. Like. Fully broke

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by the end of this video like is

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trying to keep it in and by the

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end is like salon Please Lot, don't forget

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of who made you your absolute fucking cockroaches

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and are are to me now and I'm

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not the bad guy or thus I'll have

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to say is the truth of what about

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the bad guy? I'm fucking be back and

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kind of you know who I am. I'm

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I'm just a bad man. Yummies! Two different things.

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he be? And

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also it's been like two months. A

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those tic toc sex and I guess he they

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so. That. You know, Nothing.

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pretty fucking good. Away does. Honestly, he's

1:09:24

good at creating drama like unknowingly, you

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know? Yeah, I guess to him is

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it's so funny. That's why it's so

1:09:32

good. He says everything on spot if

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you're not supposed to do it. Was

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a more diffuse the situation here? All right.

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1:09:43

gave her everything she had stopped taking that

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sit I blocked. you're on everything but I've

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them. Sophie.

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ex. Our i

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wasn't closer to do about us a lot. I.

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a for a goat go near the room. Let me

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let me. let me let me just angeles. I'm

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just going to put a stop to all of

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this has got an a low amount of month

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the hotel is a my messages. Efficient

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meet me right now to pull out

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Monday. I'm gonna probably come see me

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Ryan for an alto. To

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slot up. All right is over a

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little. Listen. Put a stop to it. Listen and

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Sydney just now.like any died a week. I go

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back to you if I won't I'm still in

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love with yeah I still love a few bomb

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abuse of for for now until I decide otherwise.

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saying as people at the hotel

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outside of what. Listen.

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live a gorgeous I end to it is a

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haven't. got sites on the go? live outside with

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them and put an end to it. Just

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goes live with a pistol. I.

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The Uk The Knife. Yeah. Yeah.

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and then all account up to this and then

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all com to be like bro is going melee

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elo. Bros.

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using his secondary hello. Yeah.

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Well. Good luck to believe omens. The

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I guess we should have to the bonus. Thanks.

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For listen guys. Ah

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by on. And

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looks like a fucking Grazer mouse. oh

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my god and alien head in a

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glass or scared to the for kind

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of got a bit of a crowd

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was free and space stay in for

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him driving layup you have like energetic

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nine Mark How. Are

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signing up for at. Least.