We're back on Zoom this week and both CANNOT be arsed. Smithy has a long winded cock head who talks absolute dribble for hours (maybe he should start a podcast..) and Elson can finally disclose what happened in the Sports Direct Saga!

We discuss our thoughts behind the infamous Madeleine McCann case, which leads us to some ridiculous conspiracy theories, Elson gives Smithy our first ever Blind Ranking, and have some listener jokes!

As always, get your jokes, content ideas or anything else over to us @twocockspodcast on socials or twocockspod@hotmail.com

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