Cindy talks about having a fat ass again this week, but this time encourages shitty men to kiss it. Plus, Sam updates Cindy on her latest escapades with LA boys, and Cindy for once doesn't slut shame her! And in a new segment, Cindy reviews Cardi B's lyrics from WAP and Up, and coins the new acronym, FAP. Although Cindy and Sam tend to disagree on most things, they both agree that you should probably date a woman.