They grow up so fast! 10 episodes have been reached and there's no end in sight. But rather than subjecting ourselves to another movie nightmare, this week Xiao and Joe sit down to discuss all things film. What they are, how to watch them and w

Jack And Jill (2011)

Apr 11th, 2021 44m 16s

With Xiao out of office, Joe draughts in Fred from the reserves and subjects him to a gruelling ninety minutes of cinematic hell. Along the way they discover new things about themselves and test the limits of their mental stability. Chuck on th

"Exodus: Gods and Kings" (2014)

Mar 31st, 2021 1h 11m

Xiao and Joe venture out into the desert and return very bored. Now its time to lead their weary listeners across the whitewashed sea and free themselves from the moody grip of Sir Ridley and his epic 2014 fail: "Exodus: Gods And Kings".

"Showgirls" (1995)

Mar 21st, 2021 1h 14m

Lights, camera, depression! It's time to slide on those dancing shoes, take off all your clothes and run away from every man you see, as Xiao and Joe pull back the curtain and reveal the seedy, nightmarish underbelly of Las Vegas in Paul Verhoe

"Kickboxer" (1989)

Mar 11th, 2021 1h 1m

Its time to tighten those belts, dip those wrists in shattered glass and punch your way out of filmmaking hell! Join Xiao, Joe and camera guru / trouser appreciator Fred for this wild cocaine fuelled adventure - Jean-Claude Van Damme's 1989 "Ki

"Star Wars Episode II: Attack Of The Clones" (2002)

Mar 3rd, 2021 1h 1m

A long time ago in a galaxy far away, two deranged film school students tried to find something good to say about George Lucas' 2002 digital dumpster but ended up discussing Krispy Kremes. Tune in to find out how the hell that happened!

"Battlefield Earth" (2000)

Feb 25th, 2021 1h 1m

Xiao and Joe encounter their greatest challenge yet: John Travolta's extended forehead. Will a war torn earth survive it's awesome power? Will Xiao and Joe feel their life essence seeping away with every canted camera angle? There's only one wa

"Jupiter Ascending" (2015)

Feb 8th, 2021 1h 2m

After floating listlessly through the cosmos, Xiao and Joe collide with the Wachowski's 2015 madcap space opera Jupiter Ascending. In space, nobody can hear them scream... or Eddie Redmayne whispering.

"Maniac Cop" (1988)

Feb 1st, 2021 41m 51s

Xiao and Joe head out on patrol to try and solve the mystery of William Lustig's 1988 social slasher Maniac Cop. Keep your eyes peeled for troublemakers!