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find that at our website, thisamericanlife.org. The
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People's Almanac came out in the mid-1970s. It's
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hard to imagine a more eccentric bestseller. Over
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1,400 pages long. It read
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like an encyclopedia written by an excited and
1:00
precocious 15-year-old who loved all the obscure details
1:02
of all the knowledge in all the world.
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There are sections on the greatest man-made disasters ever,
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and also on the greatest prize fighters, a
1:09
guide to buried treasure in the United States, biographies
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of famous and infamous scientists, a
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history of advertising going back to ancient Greece, and
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also a chapter about a minister who took over
1:19
a newspaper for a week in the year 1900
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and made all editorial decisions.
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What was on the front page, what they covered, based on
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what he believed Jesus would have done if
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Jesus had gone to the newspaper game. And
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at the end of the book was an address,
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and a note from the authors asking for
1:36
suggestions for future editions and asking readers to
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tell them what parts of the book they
1:41
liked and disliked. So, we
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eventually received thousands of letters, each
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of which I read. David
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Walachinsky was one of the authors of the People's
1:49
Almanac. And because of that, I
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was able to determine that the
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most popular chapter in the People's
1:56
Almanac was, was List. Above
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analogy in the world people most
2:03
loved twenty five pages out of
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the fourteen hundred page book that
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had some lists. Similar the
2:10
so boring stuff like the world's fifteen
2:12
big cities and ten tallest buildings and
2:14
ten longest rivers. But there
2:16
are weird or lists twenty historical
2:18
figures who were born is illegitimate
2:20
children, fifteen people who has an
2:22
absurd number of spouses and this
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one has made a little more
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edgy. And nineteen Seventy Five in
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this is published twenty celebrities have
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been psychoanalyzed from letters I got
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about as he says that they
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learned that one was that readers
2:37
who really loves was famous people
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who never existed but but lives
2:42
today like Sherlock Holmes, Superman, Wonder
2:44
Woman, Scrooge with Doc. Surgeons.technically
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a person but you get idea
2:48
and the most popular list was
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nine Breeds of Shocked By so
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based on that we decided to
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do or of the first book
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of with. First book
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of this was an even bigger, even
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more ridiculous a huge best seller. Pop
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Culture Phenomenon is owed over three million
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copies at for Seagulls, a short live
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Tv spin off, and a board game.
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I was a teenager in the Nineteen seventies.
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I had no interest in this kind of
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thing whatsoever. But every being one of those
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ubiquitous books that you could not help but
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know about. and looking back right now, reading
3:21
a book lists today. I
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think Accidentally figured out how to give the
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pleasure of scrolling the internet. Way
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before the internet existed. Basically.
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Was a way to least through impossibly random
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stuff to something catchy. Grabbed your I. We're.
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different kinds of lists and people
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responded all of them we have
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the celebrity with saw you know
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where we would ask ronald reagan
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what are the events and history
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you wish you could have witnessed
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then there was a straight with
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that was statistical you know what
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was the worst airlines in the
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world based on deaths per miles
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flown and then my favorite kind
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what what we called the hannity
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where you'd actually have to do
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some research and then
4:04
put a paragraph describing the entry.
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No, it was a popular list
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they ever did. It was like that. And before
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I tell you what this list was, I want you to
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please listen for a second to some of the lists that
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it had to beat out to be the most popular list. Okay,
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here we go. Fifteen
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famous events that happened in the bathtub. Sixteen
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names of things that you never knew had names. Eighteen
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famous brains and what they weighed. Fourteen
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men who became units of measurement and the units named
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after them. Benjamin Franklin's Eight
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Reasons to Marry an Older Woman. A lot
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of competition there. So
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what was in that most popular list? Sex,
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sexual positions in
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order of popularity and then the
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advantages and disadvantages of each one.
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Decades later, people still tell
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me, thank you so much for that list. I learned
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so much. And
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maybe this is obvious on its face, but just to lay out
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why that would be such a big deal in the 70s. I
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think it was a big deal because nobody talked
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about it. It wasn't in print. And
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I think a lot of people only
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thought there was one sexual position. No.
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Yeah, oh yeah. I mean, there were people
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like that. And a lot of
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the people who would tell me about how
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it affected them, they
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read it at a time when they were teenagers. I
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mean, essentially, I just opened it up to
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that page in the book, and
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these are so basic. It literally looks like
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which person is on top and
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whether they're lying, sitting, or standing.
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And each position gets five
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sentences maybe, like a sentence of
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advantage, a sentence of disadvantage. It's
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very purse. It's
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two pages total. Yeah,
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yeah. It's not the kind of sultra. The
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Book of Linths. And the success of the Book of
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Lists demonstrates so clearly that putting
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something on a list can have such power. It
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can reach people. But
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of course, most of the lists in our lives are the
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ones we write for ourselves. And
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it's interesting. People put all kinds of
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things on them. Oh my God. I
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feel nervous. Why do you feel nervous? Because
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I was just looking
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through my lists, and I just feel
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like a freak. This is
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Aviva Dukorinfeld, a producer at our show here. And
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I learned about the very personal and idiosyncratic
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list that she keeps in a staff
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meeting, where I talked about Walechinski and different kinds of
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lists. And at that meeting, Aviva
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started talking about her lists. And
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so I was offering this, kind
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of assuming I would start saying
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my lists so that everyone else would be like, yeah, yeah, me
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too. And then they would share their lists, and it would be
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kind of like this bonding moment. That's what you thought was going
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to happen. Yeah. And that's not
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what happened at all. What
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happened is that I named a couple
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of my more recent lists, and
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then everyone started laughing and was like,
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what the hell? In fact, Laura,
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our coworker, messaged in the chat
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Aviva's brain with seven exclamation points.
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And it felt like a little, I mean, it
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was all in good spirits, but it felt a
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little embarrassing. Aviva does
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keep some lists that lots of people keep, practical
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stuff, like books she wants to read, gift
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ideas for people she loves. But
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then, on the notes app of her phone, there's
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a whole bunch of lists that have no practical purpose at
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all, but are really just her sort of
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organizing the stuff that is rattling around in her
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head. So a list
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that is just like organizing my brain is,
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let me look,
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things that are off brand for me, or
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common things I've never done, or
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times strangers have involved me in their
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business for unclear reasons. seasons, like
8:01
on the street or on the subway. That happens to
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me all the time. Okay, so
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then let's dive into those lists. Things
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that are off-brand for me. Read
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me that list. Okay. I'm
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bad at jumping. I'm
8:15
inconsistent with my birth control. You
8:17
mean you're not taking a pill every day that you
8:19
should? No. Why
8:22
is that off-brand? Because I'm organized. The
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other thing that's embarrassing about reading these lists is
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that they're so private, but whatever, I don't
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care. I
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can't rollerblade. I hate
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PETA, even though I was vegan for a year
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and vegetarian for a bunch of years. I just really
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don't like them. I
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don't love bowling. That's a
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new addition. The last
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one I really don't want to share but
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will, but it probably
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shouldn't be on the radio because it makes me
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seem really psychotic, which is that I've never kissed
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anyone famous, and I just assumed
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I would have by now. Because
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you're how old? And so
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you've kissed a bunch of people. Yeah, a ton.
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And the most famous person I've
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ever kissed is the captain of
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the Belgian field hockey team, which
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is not famous. No, that is
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not famous. No. Yeah,
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his name is Jay. This
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list, with a list of common
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things I've never done, which by the way, only
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has two items on it, karaoke and going to
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Costco, with a list where I
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feel the emotions that I feel on my body, with
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a list times people will refer to me as
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neurodivergent, even though I don't think I am. All
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these lists are different ways that have either
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sort of naming parts of herself for
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herself. Yeah. Yeah, I'm
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just trying to make sense of who
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I am and what is going on in
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my brain. The English form. Yeah,
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because it's so organized. clear
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and clean. And
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the business of making sense of
10:05
yourself is, I found to
10:07
be extremely messy. With
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that in mind, Viva still keeps old
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defunct lists because they're like a record of
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who she was. Listen,
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when she was a teenager, like harmless things
10:20
my dad hates, or things I should have
10:22
known, or her very first list, seen
10:25
some of my grandmother's nursing home, made
10:27
on weekly visits when she was 14, trying
10:29
to make sense of that world. Normally
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she doesn't show these lists to anybody. She'll
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just notice something about herself, and then
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she'll notice a second example of the same thing. She
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starts to collect them, so she can stare at
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the list, try to understand it. And
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the fact that it's collected on a list, what feeling
10:46
does that give you once it's on a list? Oh
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my god, it's like relief. It's so
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nice. Because it's just bouncing around in
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my brain. And so once it's on
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a list, I don't feel
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like I have to remember it. But
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it isn't just like you don't have to think about it. It's like you
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don't have to worry about it. Like before you put it on the list,
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it seems like there's a kind of fretting of like, what does
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this mean about me that this is a thing? And then once
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you put it on the list, you're like, I know what it
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means. It means it's on this list. Yeah, totally. That's
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true. Like I exist,
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and this is a thing about me. Today
11:23
on our program, lists, and I tamed the chaos of
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the world. I have to say,
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I feel very aware in putting together everything
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that I've said to you so far today. The
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way I did it is the
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way I write every radio story I've ever
11:38
done since, I don't know, forever. The
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first thing I do is I make a list of all the possible quotes that I
11:42
might use. So in
11:44
this case, it was three single-spaced type pages of
11:46
quotes from Aviva and from David Wawachinsky, but asterisk
11:49
by the quotes I like the most. And
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then what I do is I stare at the list until
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it just pops out for me. This
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quote took a first, and this one second, and this one can end the
11:58
thing. video
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story without a list to take control of
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all the confusion and all the possible choices that I could
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make and make it make sense. So
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today lists how they run
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the world and everything in it. For
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WUBE Chicago, it's American Life, I'm Ira
12:14
Glass and I'm Hold On. Have
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a list right here. Number one, stay
12:19
with us. Number two,
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stay with us. Number three,
12:24
stay with us. That's
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one list for life. So
12:38
let's start our show today with a list designed as
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a kind of magical tool for living your life and
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maximizing your potential and being your very best self. Anyway,
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that's what this list was supposed to
12:48
do. This story comes to us from John Fisil. Ready
12:51
to talk about the list? Sure. You want
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to see it? It's right. This
12:57
is it right here. What do you want to ask
12:59
me about it? I'm on a Zoom
13:02
call with my brother Pat talking about
13:04
a list that was written by our other brother
13:06
Mike and I want to ask him
13:08
what he thinks I should do with it. It's
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one of the last pieces of Mike's writing
13:12
that we have. What do you think should be done
13:15
with this list? I
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don't care. If you
13:19
burned it I wouldn't feel sad. I
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wouldn't be angry. I'd say why'd you
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burn it without me? My
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brother Mike died in 2015. That's
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almost 10 years ago now. Jeez. And
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you know trigger warning and
13:35
all that. He died because
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of a suicidal act. It's
13:40
unclear why he did what he
13:42
did. There were stories his
13:44
roommates told about paranoia, hallucinations,
13:46
Mike becoming obsessed with aliens.
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It was also sudden and shocking that my
13:51
family and I started grasping around for anything
13:54
trying to make it all make sense. Which
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brings me to the list. Mike
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wrote the list the summer he was about to be
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a sophomore in high school. Sixteen
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principals to live his life by, titled
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Goals for Success, double
14:10
underlined on a rectangular piece of poster
14:12
board. They were corny
14:14
bro-isms, if I'm being honest. Make
14:16
a commitment, be unselfish,
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create unity, come together as never before.
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As you can see, Mike was a
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real overachiever, type A type. Improve
14:28
every day as a player, person, and student.
14:31
Be tough, be self-disciplined, do
14:33
it right, don't accept less. He
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was captain of the high school football team,
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straight A student. Give
14:41
great effort, be enthusiastic, eliminate
14:44
mistakes, don't beat yourself. He
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hung the list on his closet door, facing his
14:49
bed, so that when he woke up in
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the morning, the first thing he saw was expect
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to win, be consistent.
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Develop leadership, be
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responsible. I
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first noticed the list when I went into Mike's
15:10
bedroom to steal a pair of his boxers. I
15:13
was always forgetting to do my laundry, Mike
15:15
always did his. And my
15:17
feelings about the list were immediately complicated.
15:20
I felt like it was somehow judging me. I
15:23
was the oldest of my siblings, but
15:25
to me, Mike always felt older. He
15:28
was Mr. Rotary Club, Mr. Scheduled
15:31
out his daily routine. I
15:34
was Mr. Been arrested twice, Mr. Smoking
15:36
weed out of an aluminum can and
15:38
probably doing irreparable damage to my lungs
15:40
in the woods. And
15:43
Mike knew he was better than me. He
15:45
even wrote a poem in English class about how
15:47
disappointed he was in me. I'm
15:49
not kidding. He was titled Second
15:51
Chances. Back
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then, I resented the list. I
15:56
probably made fun of him about it because that was the
15:58
nature of our relationship, even though we were. close. But
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after he died, I actually saw
16:03
these principles as something I should live up
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to. Because at
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that point I was spiraling. Mike
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was 24 when he died. I was 26.
16:12
I couldn't get myself
16:14
together. Drinking, depression,
16:16
a simmering, futile anger
16:19
at the universe. The
16:21
original had been framed, and I asked my parents if
16:23
I could have it and hung it up in my
16:25
apartment by the front door. I thought
16:28
maybe its commandments might rub off on me.
16:31
And there it stayed for a bit. I'd
16:33
glance at it every once in a while and feel again
16:36
like I was falling short. So
16:38
after a couple of years, I took it down. I
16:41
shoved it in the back of my closet. It just
16:43
bothered me, the toxic positivity, therapist,
16:45
waiting room, posterness of it all.
16:49
But I also couldn't bear to get rid of it. Which
16:51
is why I called up Pat to finally
16:53
figure out what to do with
16:56
it. If anything, I would think
16:59
the list would be
17:01
cursed. So you can keep it. It
17:03
makes you feel
17:06
better. I don't want anything to do with the list. Pat
17:09
was the closest person to Mike in the world.
17:12
He's two years younger than Mike, who
17:14
is a year and a half younger than me. Pat
17:17
and I can't even agree on the most basic
17:19
things about the list. And he
17:21
had neat handwriting. Like that was one thing
17:23
that struck me looking at the list is
17:25
how neat his handwriting is. It doesn't look
17:28
neat, not to me. Yeah, way. Are there
17:30
straight lines? Are we looking at the same
17:32
photo? Yeah, yeah. No, that's not neat. That's
17:34
neat. Look at the K. He doesn't even
17:36
dot the I's. But he's
17:38
consistently not dotting his I's. That
17:40
says something. That he
17:42
never learned how to write the letter I. Pat
17:46
saw something in the list that
17:48
I also felt, but I couldn't
17:50
necessarily name. What role do
17:52
you think the list played in his in
17:55
his death? I
17:57
mean, the list didn't play a role, but it's
17:59
a reflection of his
18:01
psychology, which played
18:03
every role in his death and
18:08
shows you the type of responsibility
18:10
he felt. It
18:15
shows you the type of pressure he put on
18:17
himself. There's nothing about
18:20
self-care in it. And
18:22
there's nothing about being true to yourself either.
18:26
It shows you a lot of what was going
18:28
on with him and this mindset
18:30
that he got trapped
18:33
in. And that made him very sick. When
18:37
Mike was a sophomore at Penn
18:39
State, he started experiencing delusions and
18:42
he was barely sleeping. But
18:44
if he felt like he was struggling, he didn't
18:46
tell anyone. He kept going to class.
18:49
His roommates noticed and they were talking about how
18:51
to get him help. And
18:54
I think, this is just my opinion, I
18:56
guess, that Mike didn't want
18:58
to be found out. I
19:00
mean, in the past, I've connected
19:03
the list to Mike's mindset as in
19:05
like he was not somebody who's gonna
19:07
be vulnerable if he was suffering.
19:11
No, he was not. Are
19:13
there any bullet points that stand out to you
19:15
in particular? There's a
19:17
bunch, eliminate
19:20
mistakes. That's one
19:22
of the ones that's just supposed to eliminate
19:24
mistakes, we mean. You can't. How? That's why
19:26
they're mistakes. Yeah. Create
19:29
a unit, come together as never
19:31
before. I
19:33
mean, he's not just trying
19:35
to get people to come together as
19:37
never before. I
19:40
like that one. That reminds
19:42
me of, he was a good
19:44
unifier. He had friends
19:46
across all the arbitrary social
19:49
cliques. After
19:51
he passed, did you think about
19:53
the list at all? Or did you? I
19:55
didn't give it a lot of thought until
19:58
I went. to
20:00
the football banquet and
20:04
heard Mr. Ricky speak and then I
20:06
got pretty angry. And then I was
20:09
pretty annoyed at the list. One
20:14
of the captains of our 2018 and a 2009 Garner Valley graduate, Mike DeSeal,
20:19
embodied the qualities of the coachable player.
20:22
That's Mike's high school football coach, in case you
20:24
can't just tell from his voice, renaming
20:26
an award after my brother at a banquet in
20:28
2016. Mike created
20:31
and shared a list of goals for success,
20:33
16 standards that he
20:35
vowed to uphold and to use as a compass
20:37
to guide his path. They
20:39
were make a commitment, be
20:42
unselfish. This is really the
20:44
moment the list passed into lore. When it
20:46
became the way my brother was remembered, the
20:49
coach paid to have goals for success,
20:52
professionally matted and framed. That's
20:54
the copy that I have. He
20:56
also hung a replica of the list in our high
20:58
school's weight room, next to a
21:00
photo of Mike in football gear with his tough
21:02
game face on, to inspire
21:04
future generations, which
21:06
I appreciated. He was putting
21:09
so much into memorializing Mike. But
21:12
later, I started worrying about the kids
21:14
who saw it and whether they might
21:16
judge themselves by it, the same way that I
21:18
had. We want our players to do what
21:20
you're supposed to do and believe if it is to be,
21:22
it's up to me. We want
21:24
them to be model citizens, model athletes and
21:27
model sons. In essence, we want
21:29
them to be like Mike Fisciel. The
21:31
coach goes on to describe what happened to Mike.
21:35
He says that he fell from the fourth floor
21:37
balcony of his dorm and that it
21:39
was an accident, which he got from
21:41
my parents. That was how they framed it. But
21:44
Mike didn't fall. He
21:46
jumped. The list
21:49
still makes me feel sad, but
21:52
that was when the list started making me feel angry. To
21:56
me, it's like this
21:58
obsession. with
22:00
image that is
22:03
such a toxic quality
22:05
of the community that
22:07
we're from and the family
22:10
that we're from. We
22:12
may have looked good from the outside, but
22:14
alcoholism and mental illness run in our family
22:16
and were a big part of my childhood.
22:20
You don't need to know the specifics, just know that
22:22
it was chaos. And
22:24
not even Mr. Golden Child was spared from it.
22:28
Where I struggled, and flailed,
22:30
and totally embodied all that
22:32
chaos, Mike tried to contain
22:34
it, to impose order on it, to
22:37
fix it by being perfect. And
22:39
that's what the list is, a manifestation
22:42
of his drive to be perfect. That's
22:45
how Pat sees it, anyway. It's
22:47
painful for me, the list, because it's
22:50
about what trauma did to
22:53
Mike. And
22:55
now these adults are waving it
22:58
around like it was some sort
23:00
of thing to be proud of with
23:02
him. There's
23:04
a lot of things that I'm very
23:06
proud of that he did. I'd
23:09
rather those things be remembered than
23:11
this insane
23:15
pressure that he put
23:17
on himself. What do
23:19
you wish he was remembered for? What are the things you
23:21
want him remembered for? I think
23:24
just who he was, really. There's
23:28
really nothing to be ashamed of. But
23:31
he wasn't this model person
23:34
in school. We sold weed
23:36
together. We
23:39
provided pretty much the entire football team with
23:41
weed. We had a little business thing going
23:43
on. It was funny.
23:46
It wasn't bad. It was funny. It's
23:49
also just the truth. Whether it's funny
23:51
or not funny, I just want the truth
23:54
remembered. I
23:57
don't want to have to deal with these fake
23:59
stories about me. Mike when I
24:01
was at the banquet and
24:04
they gave his
24:06
they gave a check to the kid that won his
24:08
award and dad and
24:11
I'm with dad and kid
24:14
comes up and dad dad says to him, make
24:19
sure you spend this on other people. That's
24:21
what Mike would have done. And
24:25
I look at the kid. That's not what I've done. That's
24:28
what I said and I looked at dad and I
24:30
go, who are you talking about?
24:33
Talking about Mike. And
24:35
then I look at the kid and I'm just like, dude,
24:38
my brother would have spent this on the dumbest shit. All
24:41
right. You do it. You do it. You
24:43
do whatever you want with that money, kid. Go have
24:45
fun. Like, really? You said that?
24:48
Yeah. I
24:50
mean, he would have. He would have
24:52
blown that money. He was, he was
24:54
greedy and bad with money. Yeah. And
24:57
he would he would buy like a four
25:00
hundred pairs dollar pair of sunglasses and
25:02
then like accidentally leave them
25:04
on top of the car and lose them. Then
25:07
he put a subwoofer in his in his car.
25:10
OK. The subwoofer
25:13
was awesome. OK. The
25:15
subwoofer was such a deal and
25:19
perfectly for the hatchback. The
25:25
list doesn't just leave out Mike's flaws.
25:28
It also misses really the best stuff about
25:30
him. He was warm, generous,
25:34
extremely goofy. He
25:36
was curious. And
25:38
that that was a really good quality that he
25:40
had. He found people really interesting. So we like
25:42
to listen. Be curious would be
25:44
a good one to be on here. Yeah.
25:47
Kids from my grade, they come up to me and
25:50
they tell me stories about Mike when they started on
25:52
the football team and they felt they didn't belong there
25:54
because the older kids were dicks. And
25:57
they said my brother would come around and he would
25:59
he would come. with them and he would
26:01
encourage them. And then
26:03
I remember hearing from Alio Pramola
26:05
and she said, when they were dating,
26:07
Mike had a great relationship
26:10
with her grandmother and he would watch
26:12
TV with her grandmother. I think it
26:14
was like a game shows or something. Maybe it was a Wheel
26:16
of Fortune and he would just
26:18
watch TV with her and they would
26:20
shoot the shit. And yeah,
26:24
those are the stories that like I'm proud of
26:26
because they, they're a reflection of who he was.
26:28
He was a good guy that people enjoyed. And
26:32
that's the kind of stuff I want to remember. Last
26:36
year, Pat wrote to the football coach at our
26:38
high school and asked him to
26:41
use the list to spread awareness about suicide.
26:44
He got him to add a line to the bottom of it.
26:47
It says, there is great strength
26:49
and vulnerability as it takes courage
26:51
to push through the fear and
26:53
share one's true self with others. Recently,
26:58
after my wife and I moved into our new apartment,
27:01
I made a decision to hang up
27:03
the list again. It's in my home
27:05
office. Now I'm
27:07
the one looking at it every day
27:09
and I don't resent it anymore. Maybe
27:12
it still makes me feel a little weird. Okay. But
27:15
I just, I see it for what it is. I
27:17
don't feel judged by it. And
27:19
some of the lists I'm genuinely down with,
27:22
like create unity is a beautiful
27:24
idea. It reminds me of
27:26
the best of Mike, but
27:29
mostly. I
27:31
just like looking at my brother's handwriting. John
27:41
Fisiel, he's a senior producer at the show
27:43
Snap Judgment. His story was produced by Sean
27:45
Cole. Coming
27:52
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27:54
and one giant bear and its
27:56
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lists how they tame the chaos
29:48
of the world. This list
29:50
is all the dogs in my dog's
29:52
life are kind of
29:54
segmented by different criteria.
29:57
This is Bobby Shorewood. here,
30:00
Chris Bender of. He's showing Chris a list that he
30:02
keeps on his phone of neighborhood
30:04
dogs. We've got Lunchbox, who
30:06
is a cream Scotty with a
30:08
turquoise vest. We've got
30:10
Virgil, who is kind of some kind
30:13
of doodle dog, but I said little
30:15
fried chicken dog. And the owner looks
30:17
like my friend Otto. What
30:19
is little fried chicken dog? Like
30:22
some doodles have tight curly brown
30:24
hair fur, and it looks exactly
30:27
like fried chicken. This dog
30:29
literally looks like a walking piece of fried chicken.
30:32
Bobby keeps this list because there are so many dogs
30:34
where he lives. There are 130 dogs on
30:37
this list. His memory isn't always the greatest, and
30:39
he's convinced that people can tell if you don't
30:41
know their dog's name and you're faking it by
30:44
saying things like, how's he or
30:46
she doing today? Or how's your
30:48
puppy? You got to find
30:50
it. He is not into the potential awkwardness of
30:52
that. And okay, just for context, he does have
30:54
a list of people like this too, to
30:57
remember the spouses of friends and coworkers that
30:59
he's not just ones, people's kids. But
31:02
the dog list, he also finds it helpful to rank
31:04
all the dogs. So his dog Chewy's
31:06
favorites are at the top, his least favorites
31:08
are at the bottom. Like there are
31:10
some dogs that bully Chewy, so we throw them at
31:12
the bottom of the list, and then we
31:14
know, hey, this one
31:16
is who beats up Chewy.
31:18
You might want to believe that name. As
31:21
you see how this works in practice, Chris followed Bobby to
31:23
the dog park, and it doesn't take
31:26
long before they get into a list needing situation. I
31:28
definitely think I recognize that dog. The
31:31
tall doodle over there. So,
31:36
see a big boy I'm sure Chewy's run into at
31:38
this dog park before. Let me
31:40
see. He scrolls down
31:42
the list on his phone till he
31:44
gets to the dog park section, searching
31:47
for a dog with the description. Shaggy
31:49
brown doodle, yeah. I
31:51
don't know. He finds nothing.
31:54
He'll have to add that one to the list. Bobby
31:56
has no idea how other dog owners do it. Keep
31:58
track of all the dogs. Though I
32:01
think it's entirely possible that other people are no better with the
32:03
names than he is. They just don't
32:05
care. When
32:07
he and Chris get back to the house, they run into
32:09
a neighbor's dog who somehow wasn't on the list yet. I'm
32:11
going to add it to the list though. I've
32:14
actually bumped into that dog
32:17
many times. He always says
32:19
he's friendly and it's like, I know, we've
32:21
met like 10 times. You
32:24
think he doesn't remember you? I don't
32:26
know. I don't know. That
32:28
guy needs a list though, you know? I
32:40
have two. Part-gate list. There's
32:43
some lists you definitely do not want to be on.
32:46
This past Thanksgiving, Masha had
32:48
people come stay with him at a house they
32:50
affectionately called the Dacha because it's out of the city and
32:53
not Russian. That's just the word
32:55
Russians use. We totally call it the Dacha. Masha
32:58
is Masha Gessen. They write about Russia for the New
33:00
Yorker and in books. The
33:02
day after Thanksgiving, two of their guests left for
33:04
some of their celebration. A bunch
33:06
of the remaining guests, four or five people, went on
33:09
a hike. Pretty vertical one actually,
33:11
up a nearby mountain. So
33:13
they get to a spot way up high. Yeah,
33:16
it's an overlooked point. It's pretty tiny. We're
33:19
all standing pretty close together, looking
33:21
out at the Catskills
33:23
and the little
33:26
town where we live. And
33:28
then two of us pulled out our phones. As one
33:30
does. How much in nature can you take? And
33:33
both of us saw a news
33:36
item that one of
33:38
the friends who had left that morning had been
33:40
declared a foreign agent. Foreign
33:43
agent? In other words, the Russian government
33:45
just put them on an official list of people that it
33:47
is not very fond of. Foreign agent
33:49
is not a good thing. And this is
33:51
something that the Russian government does almost every
33:54
Friday. They put out a list of foreign
33:56
agents. Right. It's
33:58
like this weird, weird spectacle. to see who
34:00
is now a foreign agent. It's
34:04
weird. It's like a sinister version of
34:07
like when Oscar nominations
34:09
come out or something, you know? Actually,
34:12
that's not a bad simile because,
34:15
you know, when Oscar nominations come out, then
34:17
you have to wonder what's going to be
34:20
the outcome for any one of these. Yeah.
34:23
And with foreign agents, it's a little bit like that. Part
34:26
of being on the list of foreign agents is
34:28
that you're put on notice, right? You're
34:30
on our radar. We may launch
34:32
a criminal case against you, which has much
34:35
harsher consequences. Oh, you can graduate
34:37
from this list to worst lists. Yes.
34:40
They end up on other lists like the wanted
34:42
list. Or somebody just stays
34:44
a foreign agent indefinitely, but
34:46
it's extremely unpleasant. It sort of reconfigures
34:50
your world. So
34:55
the battle on this mountain, Masha and one of the
34:57
other Russians read this on their founds, that
34:59
their friend who they just had Thanksgiving dinner with the night
35:01
before is now a foreign agent. So
35:04
we both say his
35:07
last name, Vinyafkin. And
35:10
this is something that's actually happened
35:13
before between the two of us,
35:16
where we just take out our phones on
35:18
a Friday, see a name, and
35:21
say the name, because you don't have
35:23
to say Vinyafkin has been named a foreign agent,
35:26
because we know it's Friday. Masha
35:31
says Russia is now in an age of lists. It
35:34
started when Vladimir Putin created the list of foreign agents when
35:36
it took the presidency for a second time in 2012, and
35:39
he started clamping down on dissent. At
35:42
first, it was just organizations on the foreign
35:44
agents list, human rights groups, media outfits. And
35:47
then three and a half years ago, they
35:49
started adding the names of people to the list. Russia
35:52
actually modeled as a foreign agent law on an
35:54
American foreign agent law that dates in the 1930s,
35:56
one key difference between the two
35:58
laws Among many. In
36:01
America to be a foreign agent. Decade.
36:03
To be working for are acting on
36:05
behalf of foreign government organization. And
36:08
you put yourself on the list. You. Register
36:10
as phone agent. The.
36:12
Russian. Government has put you on
36:14
a list cause your foreign agent and will that.
36:17
You are one. Much.
36:19
As as this list. And way to
36:21
put government's been using it. A
36:24
typical and ways operating these days. It's.
36:26
Like very bureaucratic. And
36:29
so all these lists of weird. Not.
36:32
Enclosures rate as some
36:34
foreign agents list or
36:36
undesirable organizations or unfriendly
36:39
countries. So the
36:41
United States, for example, is an unfriendly
36:43
country to assert my. What
36:45
they mean is like Mortal Enemy. It's
36:48
so weird that they feel. Compelled.
36:50
To divide off the world into the friendly countries
36:52
and insanely countries have they actually have to write
36:55
it down on a list. of
36:58
the great point and then it's a very
37:00
you know a combination of a of a
37:02
country that the has the ideology of a
37:04
fortress under siege. And
37:07
a country that has like. A
37:09
deeply, deeply bureaucratic self
37:11
understanding. Sir. Everything has
37:13
to be somehow classified and put
37:15
down on paper or in a.
37:18
In. A nutshell: table. This.
37:21
Resurgent to tells her in as
37:23
a month and Russia is really
37:26
focused on the bureaucracy like the
37:28
bureaucracy is. Is. It's
37:30
his, his, his, his heart. of this is
37:32
it's it's it's core. And. That's
37:35
why lists are so important. Much.
37:37
Are you on this? list? I'm not. I'm
37:40
on a. Different
37:42
lists. A worthless. Mother
37:45
says that. Ah,
37:47
I'm I'm on the wanted list.
37:50
Because there's a criminal case against. Much
37:53
has been put on one of these less. Does.
37:55
Your out of the normal world and
37:57
it it is weird undefined limbo. Purgatory
38:00
putting in more worrisome.
38:04
Because it's unclear what can happen next. What is
38:06
clear is that it's a permanent status. A
38:10
problem today is about less. As part of that,
38:12
we wanted to hear from people who are on
38:14
a target west about what it's like to live
38:16
that disquieting life. And I
38:18
agree to reach out to some to talk about
38:20
it, especially that what it's like to be on
38:22
the foreign Agent list. For
38:24
an ageless is interesting cause being on
38:26
that was really coming. Such a wide
38:28
range of things like maybe it'll be
38:30
nothing. Maybe. Things will get a
38:33
lot worse. Who's.
38:35
Much. I've. Been watching
38:37
the for an Asian plus grow for Sears. It's.
38:39
Not but four hundred people, most of them
38:41
living outside of Russia. And
38:43
I probably know half of them. That's
38:46
one reason I've been sort of obsessed with the list. It's
38:49
a day the changes your life. Just.
38:51
I was cutting the turkey and
38:53
I believe that it was. I
38:55
was in them midst of cutting
38:57
way for struck in a row.
38:59
This. Is a yeah. My friend who was
39:01
put on the list the Friday after Thanksgiving. For.
39:04
Thirty that weekend. Or first Turkey
39:06
that day. Probably.
39:09
That we got And.
39:13
Then. I saw my
39:16
wife come into me
39:18
and my realized that
39:20
she was deal with
39:22
Just I realize that
39:24
something happened. And
39:27
so she told me that I was declared a
39:29
foreign agents. Ears
39:32
Galina Annapolis version of the experience of
39:34
finding out she was on the list
39:36
to the media lawyer who is representing
39:38
journalists have been put on the list.
39:40
Then she was branded for an agent
39:43
herself. She was the first lawyer in
39:45
the list. She found out when a
39:47
report called to ask for about the
39:49
implications the list or not license. For
39:51
the first few seconds I didn't realize
39:53
that he's actually saying to me that
39:56
my name is pure and on the
39:58
least. I thought that she was asking. to
40:00
provide a comment like what would happen?
40:03
What if you appear on the list?
40:05
How that would affect your
40:07
life? And then I just realized that it's
40:09
actually not a hypothetical. That he's actually informing
40:11
me that my name is on the list.
40:15
Being put on the foreign agent list has
40:17
consequences regardless of where the person lives. And
40:20
once the Russian government names you a foreign agent, you
40:23
face a bunch of choices because
40:25
there are all sorts of special rules that apply
40:27
to foreign agents. And you
40:29
have to decide whether you're going to comply. One
40:32
rule, every time you
40:35
communicate anything publicly or semi-publicly
40:37
in the media or
40:39
in social media or in a
40:41
dating app even, you have to
40:43
warn people that they're dealing with a foreign agent. There's
40:46
a special disclaimer you have to use, an
40:49
extra large type. It's
40:51
huge. It has to be like in font
40:54
and letters twice bigger than
40:57
the main text. Do
40:59
you remember the exact words? You
41:01
can say them in Russian if you want. Yes. The
41:08
disclaimer says this message or
41:10
information was created and or
41:13
disseminated by a foreign agent
41:15
non-governmental organization. Which is
41:17
quite like a big paragraph, considering
41:20
the size. Like
41:22
in social media, it would be like in
41:24
a cup flock. All
41:26
caps, yeah. And it gets
41:28
more Byzantine. A person who's
41:31
been put on the list must create a
41:33
corporation. And the corporation in
41:35
the eyes of the state is you. And
41:37
you're the corporation. This
41:40
corporation has to file quarterly financial reports
41:42
detailing the income you make and the
41:44
money you spend, submit
41:46
to an annual audit, and
41:48
also post regular reports of your
41:51
activities, whatever that means, on
41:53
the internet or submit them to the media
41:55
for publication. The paperwork
41:57
has to be perfect every time. But
42:00
the rules are vague. So you
42:02
can make mistakes easily. And
42:04
then, if you made a
42:06
mistake, here government comes
42:09
with a fine. First
42:11
fine, second fine, and then criminal case.
42:13
So it's all made as
42:15
a big trap. You know,
42:17
all these games around it,
42:20
it's like a commentary
42:22
game. They are just running after
42:24
us and we're trying to run
42:27
away, trying to still do
42:29
the job. Galina
42:37
follows the rules. Most of her
42:39
clients do, even if they're living outside
42:41
of Russia. Because everyone
42:44
has someone or something left behind. Family
42:47
members that the authorities can decide to
42:49
harass, property the authorities can seize. My
42:52
friend Karen decided not to follow the rules.
42:55
He'd left Russia right after the full scale invasion of
42:57
Ukraine and a couple months later his name popped up
42:59
on the list. Like everyone, he
43:01
still had a million things tying him to Russia.
43:04
So I knew that I'm
43:06
not gonna play by
43:09
those rules and I decided
43:11
to just get
43:15
rid of everything I had back there,
43:18
including my apartment. So
43:21
you were thinking that now that you were
43:24
on this list of foreign agents, your property
43:26
in Russia was in danger and you should
43:29
basically take money out of the country. Yes.
43:34
What did that feel like? It
43:38
felt like nothing. I
43:43
told myself, we don't go there. I
43:47
mean, in that infinite
43:52
depth of feelings
43:54
about your country,
43:58
everybody, who you
44:00
left there and stuff, it can
44:03
drive you crazy. So I just didn't
44:05
feel anything. A
44:08
little over a year later, Karen found out that he
44:10
was on another list, the list
44:13
of extremists and terrorists. This
44:15
was, you could say, an upgrade. It
44:18
meant that the Russian state froze whatever assets he still
44:20
had in Russia, so he'd been
44:22
smart to sell his apartment. But
44:25
being on this list also meant they'd
44:27
opened a criminal case against him. Just
44:30
to make this clear, Edmond informed that
44:32
there was a case against him. Karen
44:34
had to hire a lawyer to figure out
44:36
what he was charged with and which prosecutor
44:38
was charging him. Karen
44:40
and I have talked about this weird process of having
44:42
to find your own case, because
44:45
there's also a criminal case against me in Russia. I
44:48
found out about it from articles in Russian
44:50
government media, and then my name
44:52
appeared on the wanted list. In
44:55
the hierarchy of lists, the wanted list
44:57
is probably the worst that we
44:59
know about anyway. I've
45:02
now been arrested in absentia, and in the
45:04
next few months, a Moscow court is going
45:06
to sentence me to seven or eight or
45:08
nine years in prison. It
45:11
took my lawyer two months to find
45:14
a case against me for, quote, "'spreading
45:16
false information about the Russian military.'" Karen
45:19
said I was lucky. It took his lawyer
45:21
six months to find his case. Karen's
45:23
crime? Years ago,
45:26
Karen donated money to Alexei
45:28
Navalny's Anti-Corruption Foundation. Navalny
45:31
is the Russian politician who died in an
45:33
Arctic prison earlier this year. And
45:35
when did you give money to the
45:38
Navalny Organization, do you remember? Well,
45:41
for years. And
45:43
that was, of course, it
45:46
was long before they
45:48
labeled Navalny Foundation
45:50
as illegal or extremist or
45:52
anything else. I
45:57
was one of the most famous people in the
45:59
country. One of thousands of people, I
46:02
believe, who supported Navalny
46:04
and his foundation. Do you have
46:06
any idea how much money you
46:08
gave them? Not
46:12
that much. I believe
46:14
a few hundred dollars
46:17
total. By
46:19
the way, Alexei Navalny was also
46:21
on the list of extremists and terrorists.
46:24
He still is on that list. Does
46:27
the authority say they haven't received
46:29
proper documentation of his death? You
46:39
know, any
46:41
contact with Russian
46:44
state recently resembles
46:47
more and more contact
46:49
with Huligan's back
46:55
in elementary or middle school.
46:59
Bullies. Yeah, like with
47:01
bullies. This is
47:05
a feeling that they
47:07
are very strong, very
47:10
hostile and very...
47:14
Small-minded? Yeah.
47:19
Strong, hostile
47:21
and small-minded. Sort
47:23
of feeling that they are
47:25
like big angry
47:29
animal who is trying
47:31
to attack you when they're scared of you.
47:34
And who can kill you because
47:37
they are scared of you. Let's
47:39
just call this animal what it is. You're
47:41
describing a bear. Russian bear. That's
47:45
such a cliche. With
47:52
the Russian bear on your heels, you have to watch
47:54
your step. If you're going
47:56
to travel, you have to ask, is
47:58
it safe? Can I go there? Ilya
48:02
Krasincik, a different Ilya, now
48:05
divides all the countries in the world into
48:07
three categories. Can go, maybe
48:10
can go, can go with consequences.
48:14
Can go with consequences really means
48:16
don't go. You don't want the
48:18
consequences. Ilya
48:20
started a media outlet called Helpdesk,
48:23
which reports on the war in Ukraine and helps
48:25
Ukrainians lead the fighting. In
48:28
the eyes of the Russian state, he has been
48:30
a criminal for more than two years, proposing about
48:33
war crimes and bucha. I
48:35
haven't been a criminal for as long as Ilya has, but
48:38
I've also learned. There's a whole convoluted
48:40
science to it. Some
48:43
countries will extradite people to Russia. Some
48:45
countries might. And
48:47
then there's Interpol, the international police, which
48:50
Russia tries to use to have people detained and sometimes
48:52
extradited. The
48:54
planning that goes into traveling to other countries can get very granular.
48:58
Sometimes it's not about where
49:01
you go, but about
49:03
which company you fly. And
49:06
this is really difficult because, for
49:08
example, Turkish airlines have, if something
49:11
will happen, they can
49:13
land in Russia because they
49:15
have this airport as the
49:17
Plan B airport. But
49:20
you need to call every airline and ask
49:22
them for every route. And I think somebody
49:25
should do this. You
49:27
could easily spend all your time,
49:29
your entire life, perfecting the act.
49:32
Being Jerry, who keeps evading Tom. So
49:35
it's absurd, and absurd should be fun. I
49:38
don't know, like Kafka, yeah. Kafka is
49:41
funny some way, but
49:43
it's also awesome. It
49:52
used to be when a friend was named a foreign
49:54
agent, I would send them a note saying, I'm proud
49:56
to know you. Like It was some sort of
49:58
recognition. At.
50:01
Some point that stop feeling right? I.
50:03
Don't feel proud. Novel: My Friends
50:06
were put on the list. And not when
50:08
I landed on Russell's Wanted list. When.
50:11
That happened. my friend and yeah, the
50:13
one who was carving the Turkish at
50:15
Thanksgiving tested me. I'm not
50:17
super. The protocol is. To
50:19
congratulation or express condolences.
50:22
I feel sad. Help
50:24
me understand the saddens. Because.
50:28
You know when I found out that I'm. There
50:31
is a criminal case against me and then later
50:33
when I found out that I was arrested and
50:35
absentia. I'm. In
50:39
a sense, in an
50:41
intellectually, it's almost exciting
50:43
and. As
50:45
people often say, it's it's It's a
50:47
sort of recognition. And.
50:52
And. I so profoundly sad eyed
50:54
Celts in I'd like I
50:56
was carrying around another burden
50:58
that hadn't been there before.
51:02
What Is it? It's
51:08
a it's a good once me. If
51:13
I'm telling you some, some routes.
51:16
If. I'm told me I hate you.
51:20
It's okay to be said about
51:22
that because it's sad that someone
51:24
seats me and when I'm same
51:27
that well I'm owners My that
51:29
or they're stupid. Law.
51:32
Feel that this reactions are sealed in
51:34
you from the sadness and tragedy of
51:36
that. The. Elephant in
51:38
the room of my sadness. Is. The
51:40
being considered a criminal by the Russian state. Means
51:43
I'll never be able to go home again. Not
51:46
even if there's a change of regime. I
51:50
doubt that the first, second, or even third thing
51:52
they're going to do after poussin the stretch, all
51:54
the lists. so
51:57
like the vast majority of russians who are
51:59
on these lists even is
52:01
out for life. For
52:11
many of us who live outside of Russia, this
52:14
business of being on lists is really akin to
52:16
having a troublesome chronic illness. You
52:18
keep tabs on it, you modify your behavior
52:20
as necessary, you hope it doesn't kill you,
52:23
but other than that, you live a
52:25
relatively normal American or German or Dutch
52:28
life. For
52:30
those who are still in Russia though, the condition can
52:32
be much more serious. Zoya
52:35
is one such person. Zoya
52:37
is not her real name. She's
52:39
an LGBT activist, and in November of
52:41
last year, the Russian Supreme Court declared
52:43
the, quote, international LGBT
52:46
movement was an extremist
52:48
organization. Zoya had
52:50
been put on lists even before that though. Internal
52:53
lists, circulated within government
52:55
agencies. These lists aren't
52:57
meant to be public, but there's an
53:00
illicit service that will search different internal lists
53:02
and databases and send you what they
53:04
find. Like a Freedom of Information
53:06
Act request, but fast,
53:08
unredacted, and for sale. You
53:11
can't just pay a very
53:13
small amount, like $30, and
53:16
download everything what they have on you. Including
53:21
these informal lists
53:24
that police create
53:28
for their work. You
53:30
will be able to see how these
53:32
regimes see you, what do they have on
53:34
you, do they follow your flights,
53:37
do they, like, here's
53:39
enough information. And
53:42
what you get is an Excel
53:44
document or PDF? PDF. PDF. PDF
53:46
document. On the
53:48
PDF, the lists you're on are marked in red.
53:52
So her PDF said, extremism and
53:54
terrorism, in red. But
53:57
again, this wasn't the public list of extremists
53:59
and terrorists. Yeah, it's two
54:01
different lists. If
54:04
it's possible, I will say it in Russian.
54:08
I need to be able to speak in
54:10
Russian. But
54:12
the word
54:26
doesn't exist. So it's like if they added another suffix to the
54:29
word suspect. So
54:39
it's closest
54:41
to if
54:44
they called you suspectable
54:46
in extremism and
54:48
suspectable in terrorism. Yes.
54:52
It's like this internal list is the draft of
54:55
a list. Like eventually Zoe will
54:57
probably be brought up on charges. She'll
54:59
be the suspect in a made up crime. But
55:02
for now, in draft form, she
55:05
is merely suspectable. Can
55:07
you tell me why you were
55:09
trying to buy this information?
55:14
I think it's for me to understand
55:16
reality around me, because when you are
55:18
inside country, you very often don't feel
55:21
that it's risky to stay there. And
55:24
where you get this
55:26
information, you understand it now. You
55:29
cannot be safe. You
55:31
have to be prepared every day
55:33
that you could be arrested. They
55:36
could come to your flag. And
55:41
it's not a question. Will they come
55:43
or not? They will. Just
55:45
the question is when. And will they
55:47
have time to leave
55:50
country? Will you have time
55:52
to say goodbye for your parents or not?
56:00
potentially, probably, be placed
56:02
on the list of extremists and terrorists. She
56:07
started making some plans for leaving the country Sunday.
56:11
And she made one very practical plan for
56:13
staying. We bought a very good door. And
56:17
when I came to the shop, I
56:19
asked a guy to recommend me a
56:21
door. The
56:23
best, the best
56:26
when police will come and they want
56:28
to break this
56:30
door, I need like 50 minutes,
56:32
20 minutes. And
56:34
they choose this door for me. This
56:37
was the main criteria. When
56:39
you were buying the door, what did they
56:41
think you needed it for? They
56:43
thought that I'm a drug
56:46
dealer. And the
56:49
guy told me that, okay, you will have a time
56:51
like to throw away to
56:54
the toilet, everything that you have. I
56:57
didn't explain to them why I
56:59
need this door. I think that probably it's
57:02
a more understandable reason for them. Police
57:11
usually come in the morning every
57:15
evening. Before I'm going to sleep,
57:17
I check the door. Everything, all
57:19
this, everything should be closed. Because
57:22
if not, then I will not have this 20 minutes. How
57:25
many logs does the door have? Three. And
57:29
why do you need 20 minutes? I
57:31
need to clean my computer and contacts.
57:35
Because if I will not
57:37
do this, then all my
57:39
friends will be in the risk. And
57:41
also, I have to fix my
57:44
dog. My dog will
57:46
protect me and they could
57:48
shoot dog. So you have to
57:50
put your dog in the other room? Yeah, in the
57:52
bathroom. I ask them and kindly ask
57:54
them to not touch him. Zoya
58:00
has many reasons to stay in Russia. Since
58:03
her sister died of cancer several years ago, Zoya
58:06
and Zoya's mother have together been raising
58:08
Zoya's niece. Zoya's
58:10
parents don't want to leave. Zoya's
58:13
partner doesn't want to leave. Most
58:15
important, Zoya doesn't want to leave. So
58:19
she has decided that she will stay as long as
58:21
she possibly can. She
58:23
believes the authorities will give her one
58:25
final warning, something like, leave
58:28
the country now or go to jail. And
58:30
then she'll leave. I'm
58:33
not sure why she thinks there will be a warning. When
58:36
it comes to her niece though, Zoya's
58:38
sure that the girl should leave the country as soon
58:40
as she's old enough. I
58:42
don't believe that she will
58:44
have a future. I
58:47
don't believe that life
58:51
will be better in Russia. I
58:53
see now how many people support Putin
58:56
in these elections and
58:58
how people celebrate it. And
59:02
I wish all the best for
59:04
my niece. I want her to live
59:07
in a free country with
59:09
the possibility to choose partners,
59:13
work, opinion,
59:17
everything. What
59:19
if I said all the same things to you? It's
59:26
good if someone wish me all the best. Whether
59:30
my niece will, this is what I wish
59:32
for her. But of
59:34
course she will decide. Just
59:38
before we sat down for our interview, Zoya
59:41
told me something that was still pretty new to her
59:43
too. She was pregnant. I
59:46
am in a huge crisis now because today,
59:49
all morning, I just cry. And
59:51
I feel it how I start to
59:54
care not about myself, but about a
59:56
child. It's
59:58
like this child when they're born. will already
1:00:00
be on one of those lists. Hannah
1:00:04
Arendt called bureaucracy the rule by
1:00:06
nobody. Maybe that's why
1:00:08
it feels so hopeless. They
1:00:11
label you an extremist or a foreign agent.
1:00:14
And next thing you know, you're using those terms
1:00:16
yourself to describe your life,
1:00:19
because it is your life. Thinking
1:00:21
about where you can go, what
1:00:23
you can say in public, how you're
1:00:25
being singled out by the Russian state can affect people
1:00:27
you love and how
1:00:30
it can always, always get worse. And
1:00:33
you're never not going to think about it. Masa
1:00:44
Gassan, this is staff writer at The New Yorker
1:00:46
and the author of several books. Most recently, The
1:00:48
Future is History. I
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