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0:03
Desperate yells and
0:05
the crash of buildings collapsing filter
0:08
through the thick walls of the castle keep
0:11
at Mirabeau. The small
0:13
party barricaded inside look
0:15
at each other, worry etched
0:17
on their faces. They strain
0:20
to hear anything which might give a clue
0:22
as to exactly which bit of the town
0:24
outside has fallen now. A clatter
0:29
of wooden poles and a squeals
0:31
of confused animals. That
0:33
must be the marketplace. The
0:36
rumble of collapsing masonry. That'll
0:39
be one of the stone defensive walls that
0:41
hadn't been repaired properly for years. The
0:45
terrified snorts and screams of
0:47
horses. The stables have
0:49
been broken open. The
0:53
army rampaging through the town isn't
0:55
far away now. It won't
0:57
be long before the keep, the one truly
1:00
secure bit of Mirabeau Castle, is
1:02
surrounded
1:03
and cut off. And that
1:06
makes one sound more important
1:08
than all the rest.
1:10
A frantic, quiet scratching
1:12
coming from the corner of the room. At
1:17
a desk, a clerk is moving
1:19
his quill as fast as he can across
1:21
slips of parchment.
1:23
He's writing SOS letters. His
1:26
hands are shaking and there are black ink
1:29
flecks on his face, but
1:30
he finishes his work. Two
1:35
letters are sealed and handed over to
1:37
the riders who hurtle down the stone
1:39
stairs of the castle, leap onto horses
1:42
and gallop off through the streets, dodging
1:44
the attacking army.
1:47
They make it. They get away.
1:51
Hang on, you might be thinking. If
1:53
riding away is that easy, why
1:56
don't they all do it? Well,
1:59
they can't. Or
2:01
at least the most important person in
2:03
there can't. Elinor
2:06
of Aquitaine Elinor
2:12
is almost eighty years old. Once
2:15
upon a time she would have had no qualms
2:17
about hopping into the saddle and charging
2:20
off, leaving her enemies in her dust.
2:23
Those days are long gone. She's
2:27
supposed to be in retirement, living
2:30
out the peaceful last few years of
2:32
her life at the beautiful Abbey in Fontevro.
2:36
That's where her second husband, the legendary
2:38
Plantagenet King Henry II, is
2:40
buried, along with her favourite son,
2:43
Richard the Lionheart. Yet
2:47
today, on July 30th, 1202,
2:50
she's not at Fontevro at all, but
2:52
in the middle of a siege, brought
2:55
up in a war that has yet again pitted
2:57
one member of the Plantagenet family against
3:00
another. This
3:02
time, Elinor's youngest son
3:04
John, King of England and Lord
3:06
of the Plantagenet Empire, is butting
3:09
heads with a coalition of enemies
3:11
led by Elinor's grandson, the
3:14
teenage Arthur, Duke of Brittany.
3:18
Arthur's forces have been threatening Aquitaine,
3:21
which is why Elinor is on the road in
3:23
the first place, she's trying to get
3:26
from Fontevro to Poitiers, the
3:28
capital of the Duchy, to hold it
3:30
safe for John.
3:32
But Arthur's troops have been much too
3:35
fast for her. They've been
3:37
closing in on her and her attendants
3:40
at such a rate that she's had to dive
3:42
for cover in Mirabeau Castle. Unfortunately,
3:47
Elinor and her attendants will only
3:49
be safe in the keep for a short
3:51
time. They're in no shape
3:54
to wait out a long siege. They
3:56
can hold up here for days at most, maybe
3:59
only a- few dozen hours. Ellen
4:03
has been in plenty of scrapes over the years,
4:05
but even by her standards, this
4:08
is a bad one. As
4:10
usual, we don't know exactly what
4:12
Ellen is thinking or feeling at this
4:14
moment. Is it genuine
4:17
fear? A weary sense of,
4:19
here we go again? Is
4:21
she making a mental note to give
4:23
Arthur a clip around the ear and tell
4:25
him he's definitely not getting a £10
4:28
note inside his Christmas card this year?
4:31
We don't know. But
4:34
there's one thing I do feel
4:36
confident about speculating. Eleanor
4:40
has almost certainly given up all
4:42
hope of being rescued. There's
4:45
no chance of help coming from Fontevro, it's
4:48
a dual monastery of monks and nuns. Poitiers
4:52
is too far and her son John
4:54
is 80 miles away in Le Mans.
4:58
It looks like Ellen's luck has finally
5:01
run out. And
5:04
yet, when it comes to the Plantagenets,
5:08
there's always another twist in
5:10
the tale.
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7:07
Arthur of Brittany, the
7:09
15-year-old whose forces have Eleanor trapped
7:11
in Mirabou Keep, is a plantagenet
7:14
golden boy. He's the only
7:16
son of John's elder brother Jeffrey, who
7:18
died before he was even born. The
7:21
people of Brittany worship the ground
7:23
he walks on. To them he's
7:25
destined to grow up and become as mighty
7:27
a king as his legendary namesake
7:29
with the round table and the sword
7:32
in the stone. So why
7:34
is Arthur now attacking granny dearest?
7:38
Well it's because, and
7:40
get used to hearing this, John
7:42
did something stupid.
7:47
Last episode we heard about the Treaty
7:49
of Legule, where Philip Augustus
7:51
ran diplomatic rings around John,
7:54
getting him to agree to a deal recognising
7:57
Philip as the ultimate feudal boss
7:59
of Western Europe. Europe, and making
8:02
John pay for the privilege of
8:04
essentially licking his boots. That
8:07
earned John the nickname Soft Sword.
8:11
It also made it damn near certain that
8:14
if Phillips saw the faintest glimmer
8:16
of an opportunity, he would use the
8:18
Legule Treaty to beat John
8:20
over the head. So
8:23
what does John do? Well,
8:26
almost immediately after Legule
8:28
is agreed in the early summer of 1200, he
8:32
gives Phillip a lot more than a
8:34
glimmer. He presents him with
8:36
an open goal. It
8:39
starts when John gets married. Now,
8:43
wait a second, you might be thinking, isn't
8:46
John already married? You'd
8:49
be right. He actually got hitched
8:51
in 1189, right at the start
8:53
of his brother Richard's reign, to a fabulously
8:56
wealthy heiress called Isabel of Gloucester.
9:00
What's more, Isabel of Gloucester
9:02
is still very much alive. But
9:06
John has taken a somewhat fluid
9:08
view of his obligations towards her.
9:11
As soon as he becomes king, he decides
9:13
he wants another crack at a wedding, and
9:16
has a panel of bishops cancel his existing
9:19
marriage on the grounds that he and Isabel
9:21
are cousins, and should never have been allowed
9:23
to marry in the first place. It's
9:26
a classic kingly excuse for
9:28
switching wives.
9:34
Then John sets his sights on a new
9:36
Isabel, or rather an
9:39
Isabella. This
9:41
one is also a wealthy heiress that
9:43
kind of goes without saying. She's
9:46
called Isabel of Angoulême, and
9:49
her strategically valuable lands
9:51
are way down in Aquitaine. Nothing
9:54
about this is very romantic, but
9:56
nor is it totally crazy in theory.
10:00
Until you consider that Isabella
10:02
of Angoulem is engaged
10:05
to someone else.
10:06
And
10:07
she's 12.
10:10
Now, we're rightly disgusted
10:12
every time we come across something like
10:14
this in our story. John is
10:16
a 32-year-old man, marrying
10:19
a child. But again,
10:21
it's not totally out of the ordinary in
10:23
the medieval marriage market. What's
10:26
far less okay, by their standards,
10:29
is that in order for John to get hold
10:31
of this new wife, he has to basically
10:34
abduct the girl from under the nose
10:36
of her current fiancée. In 1200,
10:41
once the annulment of his first marriage
10:43
has come through, John heads down
10:45
to Angoulem and tells young Isabella's
10:47
family that their daughter is trading up.
10:51
She was due to marry a guy called Hugh
10:53
of Lusignan. That match
10:55
was going to make peace between their respective
10:57
families, who've been beefing for
11:00
generations. Now,
11:03
she's going to be Queen of England
11:05
instead. And
11:07
before you can say, Hold on, isn't
11:09
this actually going to unite the two warring families
11:11
of Angoulem and Lusignan against John and send
11:14
them running to the King of France to complain? John
11:16
has gone and married young Isabella. Which
11:19
is great, for about 5
11:22
milliseconds. And then, well,
11:25
the families of Angoulem and Lusignan unite
11:27
against him and...
11:29
Yeah.
11:31
By going through with the theft of Isabella, John
11:34
probably thought he was going to gain more
11:36
control over Aquitaine.
11:39
Instead, Aquitaine explodes
11:41
into rebellion.
11:43
Philip Augustus commands John to
11:45
come to his court in Paris and face the music. Philip
11:50
has every right to do this under the
11:52
terms of the Treaty of Legule.
11:54
Then, when John refuses,
11:58
Philip declares that he is no longer a the
12:00
ruler of the Plantagenet lands in France,
12:03
and that Arthur of Brittany ought to
12:05
take them over. Hey
12:07
presto, within a few months of
12:09
agreeing a fantastic peace treaty
12:12
with Philip, John has managed
12:14
to turn everyone against him, and
12:16
incite a full-blown war backed
12:19
by the French crown and led by
12:21
Arthur, with Isabella's furious
12:23
fiancée Hugh of Lucignan at his
12:26
side. That's
12:28
how we arrived back at Mirabeau, where
12:31
this episode began, with
12:33
the Plantagenet Empire a whisker
12:35
away from falling to Arthur and
12:37
John's mum, Eleanor, besieged
12:40
in Mirabeau castle. At
12:43
dawn on the 1st of August, the
12:45
people hiding in the keep are almost
12:48
certainly contemplating surrender to
12:50
Arthur. Sooner or
12:52
later, probably today, they'll
12:54
have to accept that the lad is going to take
12:57
Eleanor prisoner, march into Poitiers
12:59
with her at his side, and proclaim himself
13:02
the rightful Lord. We can
13:04
only imagine the mood of fear and desperation
13:07
among Eleanor's party as they listen
13:10
to the army systematically dismantling
13:12
the town outside. But
13:15
that army is about to suffer a
13:17
very nasty shock.
13:21
As first light breaks, there comes a rumbling
13:23
of hooves from the north, a
13:26
rumbling that becomes a thundering. Then,
13:31
interview comes a huge heavily
13:34
armed body of knights and mercenaries, their
13:36
whooping and howling as they barrel
13:39
towards Arthur's troops.
13:43
The cavalry has arrived, the
13:45
tables are turned. Now
13:48
Arthur's men panic as this new
13:50
force surrounds them, and
13:53
they're given two options. Surrender
13:57
or die.
14:00
So who is it that's ridden to the rescue? I
14:03
can hardly believe I'm about to say this.
14:06
I reckon Arthur can hardly believe it. And
14:09
even Eleanor, proud matriarch
14:11
that she is, well if she's honest,
14:14
I think she can hardly believe it either.
14:17
The man at the head of this relieving army,
14:20
who's ridden non-stop day and night,
14:22
covering 80 miles in less than 48
14:24
hours, is... John. Last
14:34
episode, I may have given you the impression
14:36
that John was somewhat less than great
14:38
king material, especially
14:41
when compared with his father, old Henry,
14:44
and brother, Richard the Lionheart.
14:47
I still stand by that. But
14:49
I'm also in favour of giving credit
14:51
where it's due. And there's no doubt
14:54
that in late July 1202, John
14:56
pulls off an incredible manoeuvre,
14:59
which any member of the Plantagenet dynasty
15:02
would have been proud of. Obviously,
15:05
it's a testament to just how much respect
15:08
Eleanor still inspires in her family, that
15:10
her grandson Arthur sees her as
15:13
the political key to unlock Aquitaine,
15:16
and that John would bust his tail
15:18
to come to her rescue. But
15:21
props to John too. In
15:23
racing down to Mirabeau to rescue his
15:25
mum from his nephew, he doesn't
15:27
just save the day. He saves
15:30
his empire. He shows that
15:32
when the heat is on, he can handle
15:34
it. Having said all
15:37
that, though, Mirabeau is something
15:39
of a hollow triumph for John. For
15:42
one thing, he really shouldn't have had
15:44
to resort to these last-minute
15:46
heroics in the first place. Eleanor
15:49
was only in that situation because
15:52
of a whole series of gaffes and
15:55
unforced errors that John made
15:57
himself. By
16:00
stealing Isabella so blatantly,
16:03
he rubbed some powerful people up
16:05
the wrong way, and then was
16:07
caught flat-footed when his bad
16:09
behavior blew back on him. And
16:12
then there's what he does after the victory.
16:16
Because the way he mistreated Isabella
16:19
and Hugh of Lusinjian is nothing
16:21
compared with what comes next.
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The prisoners being marched away from Mirabou
17:08
rattle as they move. They're
17:10
fettered in irons, their chains
17:12
clinking with every jolt and
17:14
rut in the road. It's a
17:16
pitiful sight, but John loves
17:19
it. He parades them 250 miles
17:21
north from Mirabou all
17:24
the way to Normandy. He writes
17:27
gleeful letters to his English nobles,
17:30
telling them he's captured 200 knights,
17:33
literally all of the leading rebels
17:35
in his cluckers, including his
17:37
nephew, Arthur of Brittany himself.
17:41
Even the famously chivalrous William Marshall
17:44
can't help gloating. He
17:46
writes to the Lusinjian family to tell
17:48
them that this should teach them a lesson about
17:51
what happens to troublemakers. Marshall
17:55
is very much on message, because
17:58
John has decided to make a... an example
18:00
of the rebels. Arthur
18:03
is sent off to be imprisoned in a succession
18:05
of castles ending up in the Norman
18:08
capital of Rouen. Hugh
18:10
of Lusignan is locked up in Caen,
18:13
and about 25 others are put on
18:16
ships and sent to the dungeons of Corfe
18:18
Castle in Dorset. This
18:21
isn't some light touch house arrest
18:23
either. It's heavy chains, no
18:26
visitors, maximum security,
18:29
bread and water if you're lucky. John
18:32
wants his enemies to suffer, physically
18:35
and emotionally. He's got
18:37
a real cruel streak, and
18:39
I suppose the Freudians among you might
18:41
think that's no real surprise considering
18:44
that when he was five years old his dad
18:46
locked his mum in prison for 15 years. Security
18:51
by itself isn't a problematic trait
18:54
for a ruler in the middle ages, indeed
18:56
in any age of history. What
18:59
is a problem is cruelty combined
19:01
with incompetence. Had
19:04
John put his prisoners under lock and key,
19:07
then used that fact to negotiate
19:09
peace with all their families and
19:11
Philip Augustus, he'd have done very
19:14
well. He doesn't
19:16
do that. Instead, he
19:18
manages to engineer a completely
19:21
different crisis. It
19:24
starts in the immediate aftermath
19:26
of Mirabeau, with the two guys
19:29
who are at his side and personally
19:31
captured Arthur, Hugh and the
19:33
rest. They're called William
19:35
de Roche and William de Brouz.
19:39
When they hand Arthur over to John, William
19:42
de Roche asks respectfully if
19:44
he might have the honour of deciding where
19:47
and in what conditions Arthur is held.
19:51
Yet as soon as John has Arthur in
19:53
his grasp, he completely
19:55
ghosts de Roche.
19:57
That may well be his prerogative as
19:59
King and Lord, but
20:02
in every other sense it's just plain
20:04
dumb. Garrosh takes
20:07
massive offence and, a
20:09
few months later, he rebels against
20:11
John. John confiscates his
20:13
lands and all of a sudden another
20:16
armed conflict blows up on the borders
20:18
of Aquitaine. Facing
20:21
this new threat, John tries
20:23
to make nice with the Lucienians and
20:25
get them back on side by releasing
20:27
Hugh. But this just makes
20:29
the situation even more unstable. Aquitaine
20:33
was briefly saved. Now,
20:36
once again, it's on the brink. Then
20:42
things really start getting ugly.
20:45
In Corth Castle, the prisoners John
20:47
sent there try to break out. They
20:50
manage to overpower their guards and
20:53
take control of the castle's central
20:55
tower. In response, John's
20:58
troops surround the tower and blockade
21:00
it. No food
21:03
is allowed in and no one
21:05
is allowed out. Over
21:07
the course of a few weeks, almost all
21:10
the prisoners starve to death. Even
21:13
by medieval standards, that's a
21:15
horrific thing to do. It
21:18
wins John no friends among the relatives
21:20
of the prisoners and what little
21:22
reputation he has left as an honourable
21:24
man is shredded. With
21:28
Arthur of Brittany, things are a bit more
21:30
complicated. If John
21:33
kills his nephew, he's going to be
21:35
in trouble. Arthur was once
21:37
Richard's official heir and he
21:39
has a huge following. But
21:42
this same influential power base
21:45
means he'll always be a danger to
21:47
John, so releasing him
21:49
is out of the question. The
21:52
sensible thing to do would be to send
21:54
Arthur to an isolated prison
21:56
in England. Treat him
21:58
well enough. and make sure he can't
22:01
stir up any more trouble. But
22:04
that's not what happened. After
22:07
only a year, in 1203, Arthur disappears. At
22:12
least, that's the official story.
22:15
Over the years that follow, dozens of theories
22:18
about what really happened to him will
22:20
be proposed. Some
22:23
say he starved, others that
22:25
he caught a disease and died, but
22:28
the one that seems most likely to me, the
22:30
one based on the most informed sources
22:33
and which fits other events most logically,
22:36
is this.
22:38
John is seriously angry
22:40
with his nephew, not just politically
22:42
inconvenienced, but personally hurt.
22:45
Over the months that he has Arthur
22:47
in prison, he seems to convince himself
22:50
that as long as the young pretender
22:52
is around, he'll have no peace.
22:56
In early 1203, John orders
22:58
one of his advisors, named Hubert
23:00
de Bourgh, to have Arthur blinded
23:03
and castrated. There
23:06
are some parts of the medieval world where
23:08
no one would have batted an eyelid at this. It
23:11
isn't quite the done thing in Normandy,
23:13
though, and Hubert can't bring
23:15
himself to do it. He spares
23:18
Arthur and just puts the word out
23:20
that the boy has died, figuring
23:22
that John won't care too much either way, and
23:25
that once the people of Brittany think their hero is
23:27
toast, they'll chill out a bit and
23:30
get in line. No
23:32
such luck. The Bretons
23:35
hear the rumour and convene a special
23:37
assembly to denounce John as a murderer.
23:40
They're madder than ever, and it seems
23:43
unlikely that any plantagenet will
23:45
ever be able to set foot in the duchy again
23:47
without being instantly lynched. So
23:51
what does John do now? The
23:53
best place source we have for what happens
23:56
next is a chronicle compiled
23:58
in Margam Abbey in Wales. That's
24:01
a long way from Rouon, but the
24:03
Chronicle has a very good source.
24:06
William de Bruz, one of the Williams
24:09
I mentioned earlier, who helped catch
24:11
Arthur and is one of John's closest
24:13
henchmen.
24:14
After John had captured Arthur and
24:16
kept him alive in prison for some time,
24:19
after dinner on the Thursday before Easter,
24:22
when he was drunk and possessed by
24:24
the devil, he flew him with
24:26
his own hand, tied a heavy
24:29
stone to the body, and cast it
24:31
into the river Seine. It
24:33
was discovered by a fisherman in his net,
24:35
and taken for secret burial for
24:38
fear of the tyrant, in the Priory
24:41
at Beck. I
24:43
know. Wow! If
24:46
this Chronicle is right, and,
24:48
as we will see, there are many good
24:50
reasons to believe it is, John
24:53
personally murdered Arthur
24:56
in a drunken rage. That's
24:59
not the normal cut and thrust of 13th
25:01
century politics. It's completely
25:04
and utterly psycho. We
25:07
know the Plantagenets are a dysfunctional family.
25:10
We've seen them fight each other and put
25:12
each other in prison, but no
25:15
one has gone so far as to kill
25:17
a family member. But
25:19
that's John for you. He doesn't
25:21
do things by halves. He's
25:23
cruel, vengeful, and ruthless,
25:26
and he's prepared to suffer the consequences
25:29
of actions most other people would consider
25:31
far beyond the pale.
25:34
Which is just as well, because although
25:36
John is never formally charged
25:38
with Arthur's murder, once
25:41
it becomes known that the boy is gone, and
25:44
isn't coming back, his reign
25:46
is plunged into a crisis worse
25:48
than anything that's come before. We'll
26:01
find out in the next episode
26:04
of This is History.
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