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Is Love. We
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met in middle school, and we were both in band together. And
1:13
so we met technically then.
1:16
I don't remember you in middle school. No.
1:21
Courtney, when do you first remember
1:23
him? It was
1:25
high school, so we were both in jazz band
1:27
together. He played the
1:29
bass, and I played saxophone. Courtney
1:33
and Brian LaPlante grew up in Englewood, Florida.
1:36
And we did a musical, which
1:39
was Greece, for our high school
1:41
musical, and he sat right behind me. And
1:44
that's kind of where I guess
1:46
everything got started. Do
1:50
you remember anything about Courtney from middle school,
1:52
Brian? Be
1:55
nice. She
1:57
had a mullet. Do
2:00
you remember it? I mean, shoe
2:02
is. she was more into sports
2:04
and doing that kind of stuff.
2:07
Our our friend circle didn't quite
2:09
a line. It wasn't until high
2:11
school that that we've kind of
2:13
aligned and. Where
2:15
it active in similar act
2:18
activities and things like that
2:20
Micah band primarily. I was
2:22
playing football at the time
2:24
and doing jazz band mostly
2:26
but then I ended up
2:28
stopping football to. Turn.
2:31
That and join band and
2:33
my high school football. Player:
2:35
Boyfriend: quit playing Enjoy! It's it's
2:37
it's. And it's costs twenty
2:39
one. Wouldn't put it since without
2:41
Brian when. You when you first met
2:44
him in that assumes gonna hurt practice.
2:46
So I love you with all of
2:48
my heart. I love you with all
2:51
my heart lung at So the Brian
2:53
as a habit of talking. he's very
2:55
verbose which is one of the things
2:57
that I love about him. but when
3:00
they ran the pit for as an
3:02
easy call he sat. Behind. Me and
3:04
he just would not stop talking to me. I'm.
3:06
Over and over and over and over again.
3:09
I might have had to have. Big.
3:11
The band director to make sure that
3:13
the saxophone section was in front of
3:15
the strings. But
3:18
it is very sweet. He I kept trying to
3:20
flirt with. Me: I'm. And.
3:22
Just continuously talk to me. in between any
3:25
break we had he was asked me questions.
3:27
He wouldn't leave me alone. It
3:29
was something after something. After something
3:32
and now he eventually wore me
3:34
down as I would discuss his.
3:37
Way that's romantic. Blindness.
3:40
Courtney to go to the Valentine's Day dance
3:43
with him. But. She was a
3:45
great older in the same grade as Brian's
3:47
older brother. So.
3:50
I did would every good. Sophomore
3:53
in high school would do
3:55
and I wrote a very
3:57
powerful moving note. We
4:00
will check boxes I think. Some.
4:02
Not mistaken. The news. I don't think of
4:05
me as math little brother I did. I
4:07
still have that know it's one of my
4:09
prized possessions. I'm C
4:11
B Church and this is the. So.
4:25
Corny accepted the opportunity to be
4:27
my day that the Valentine's Day
4:30
dance justin enough time to then
4:32
cancel and say no I can't
4:35
go but yet she was still
4:37
on the planning committee so when
4:39
I got to the dance she
4:42
was there and then she must
4:44
coordinate since she kind of got
4:47
called seat. That a
4:49
little while later, Brian tried again
4:51
yes, Courtney to go to a
4:53
movie with him. She agreed and
4:55
this time she didn't cancel. Obviously
4:58
he couldn't drive, so he asked his
5:00
brother. It was a double date with
5:02
his brother and his brother's girlfriend at
5:05
the time. In a blue
5:07
Pravia player Pravia Mini van.
5:10
So we were in style
5:12
headed to the movie theater
5:14
this until he before after.
5:17
I don't remember but I know he
5:19
went to stay can shake and the
5:21
drive through address at stake in safe
5:23
and or less it was saying nothing
5:25
but the best. That.
5:28
Was their first state. Is
5:30
a sigh. Still
5:33
his fights. he was very very nervous.
5:35
Ah I could tell he was very
5:37
nervous So he sat. Not with
5:39
his brother and his brothers date.
5:41
So he sat by ourselves and
5:44
then I saints. When. You
5:46
drop me off. I. Don't think
5:48
there was no no has no kiss
5:50
know nothing it was see later by.
5:53
Yeah, it sucks I survived
5:55
the date. That was impressive.
5:57
I didn't pass out, I
5:59
didn't suit. milk out of my nose. After
6:02
that, they kept talking and band practice. And
6:05
Courtney says he started to win her over.
6:09
Eventually, she was the one who asked Brian
6:11
to go with her to prom. You
6:14
did ask me to prom, right? Yeah, I had to
6:16
because you weren't allowed to go to prom. That's
6:18
true. She's
6:20
the reason I didn't get my driver's license until I
6:23
was almost 17. Why? Was
6:25
she because she was just driving you around? She
6:28
drove me around and her truck had air conditioning in
6:30
mind, didn't it? This
6:33
was in the late 90s. Brian
6:35
says that Courtney wore cargo pants, Doc
6:38
Martin sandals, and clothes from the
6:40
Gap. Do you want me
6:42
to describe you or you describe you? Me?
6:45
No, I let you go for it. Okay. So
6:48
Brian tried to pull off the skater
6:50
boy. I will call
6:52
it looks. It was the long
6:55
corduroy shorts complete
6:57
with a chain wallet
6:59
belt thing. Wallet
7:02
chain. Wallet chain. Yeah. Vans,
7:05
shoes or some sort of skater
7:07
type tennis shoe. He
7:09
wore the long sleeve t-shirt covered
7:12
with a short sleeve t-shirt. All the
7:14
time. All the time. Did
7:17
not matter. Hot, cold. That's what
7:19
he wore. He had short
7:21
hair, but the front of it,
7:24
he would flip up. So he
7:26
combed it forward. And then the very
7:29
front, like where his bangs are, would stick straight up
7:31
or straight out. By
7:34
the time they started dating, Courtney was
7:36
starting to think about college. I
7:39
had wanted to go to UF since
7:41
I knew anything about college.
7:44
I have a picture from I think it's
7:46
kindergarten of me in like a
7:49
denim overall outfit with a little gator
7:51
patch that I stuck on the
7:53
overalls right before the picture was taken. So
7:56
I had always grown up to
7:58
be everything gator. So
8:00
there was no other option for me.
8:04
Courtney got in. The
8:06
University of Florida is in Gainesville, about
8:08
three hours away from Englewood. I
8:11
think we tried to avoid the conversation as much
8:13
as possible. I was going to say, we didn't
8:15
have that note. We didn't talk about it. I
8:18
don't know. I figured it
8:20
would do like it would just
8:22
either do what it was going
8:24
to do. Either Courtney would still come
8:26
and hang out with me or she wouldn't. On
8:30
Courtney's last weekend at home, Brian
8:32
helped her pack. She remembers
8:34
they both cried a little. Once
8:37
Courtney got to college, they talked
8:39
on the phone every night for hours.
8:42
Which got us both in trouble. Pre-paid phone
8:44
cards at that point. Yeah, that was a
8:46
lot of prepaid phone cards. Because
8:48
it was long distance. Even on cell
8:50
phones. Even on cell phones, it costs money.
8:54
So we would constantly re-up
8:56
our prepaid phone cards.
8:59
Call long distance and
9:01
talk for hours. In the dorms, it caused
9:04
a problem because if you were on the
9:06
phone, you couldn't be on what Internet we
9:08
had in the room. It would
9:10
kick you off. So we
9:12
had to work out a
9:15
situation where we could still
9:17
use the Internet when we needed to, or
9:20
be on the phone. Being
9:26
in high school and being so involved
9:28
with band, I wanted to do something
9:30
similar at UF, but I
9:32
didn't continue with band just
9:35
because I had closed that chapter of my life.
9:38
But I wanted to do something that
9:40
I could remember and leave my mark,
9:43
so to say, with the university. I didn't really
9:45
know what that was. I
9:47
was sitting in, I forget which class
9:50
it was, but reading the alligator. There
9:52
was this little tiny ad in the
9:54
paper about, hey,
9:56
we're looking for new mascots. Why
10:00
not? Well,
10:04
wait a second. If someone showed me
10:06
the ad for the mascot, I would
10:08
say not for
10:10
a thousand dollars would I ever even
10:13
try. There's nothing about me that could do
10:15
this job. What what
10:17
was it that you thought? Okay,
10:20
I think I think I could do this. It
10:23
just looked fun. It looked
10:25
like there was something that I could
10:27
do where people didn't know it was me
10:30
and I could have fun. I could go to
10:33
the sporting events that I like to go to.
10:35
I could cheer for the team, kind of get
10:37
a little inside picture, but it just looks the
10:39
biggest part of me was that it looked
10:41
fun. You
10:45
know, I grew up in a place where
10:47
college sports, it
10:50
wasn't really a big deal. When
10:52
I grew up in Chicago, we
10:55
had all these professional sports teams. In college sports,
10:57
it just it just
10:59
wasn't a big deal, but that
11:01
isn't the case in a lot of parts
11:03
of this country and certainly
11:06
in Florida, can you kind of talk to me
11:08
about what a big deal college sports
11:10
is there? The
11:13
Gainesville town, we live and
11:16
breathe based on what happens
11:18
with the university sports teams. Gainesville
11:21
without the college students, it's probably
11:24
half of the population.
11:27
So on Christmas break and spring break
11:29
in the summer, it's a nice quiet
11:31
sleepy little town. But once all the
11:33
students come back, everything's rip roaring. Saturdays,
11:36
we have planned our children's birthday
11:38
parties around games. If you're a
11:40
Gator fan, you don't get married
11:43
on these certain dates because you
11:45
know, there's a football game. Yeah, I
11:47
like to... it often
11:49
feels like we're living in like
11:51
an ESPN commercial because you
11:54
know, it's not strange to drive down
11:56
the street and see people completely decked
11:58
out in Gator. stuff at
12:01
any time of the day, any time of
12:03
year. The
12:06
University of Florida is one of
12:08
a handful of schools in the
12:10
country that's won national championships in
12:12
football, men's basketball, and baseball.
12:16
They've been known as the Gators since the early
12:18
1900s. But
12:20
it wasn't until 1957 that they had
12:22
their first real mascot, a
12:25
real live alligator named Albert. It
12:28
didn't go very well. Once
12:31
Albert was kidnapped and taken to Tallahassee,
12:34
the home of one of U.S.'s big rivals, Florida
12:37
State. Another time,
12:39
FSU students snuck onto U.S.'s
12:41
campus and painted Albert their
12:44
school color, dark red. The
12:47
rivalry between U.S. and FSU has
12:49
been called, quote, probably,
12:52
the nastiest college football rivalry there
12:54
is. Albert
12:57
was shot and killed in 1965
13:00
by a former U.S. student who
13:02
dropped out because of bad grades. Eventually,
13:06
the university decided to stop having
13:08
a live mascot, and
13:10
they released the replacement Albert into the
13:13
lake on campus. At
13:15
one point, they tried having a robotic
13:18
alligator. In
13:20
the 60s, the first costumed mascots
13:22
started popping up across the country.
13:26
Mr. Met at the New York Mets and
13:28
Brutus the Buckeye at Ohio State University.
13:32
The first Brutus costume was a large
13:34
round ball made out of paper mache. There
13:37
were no armholes. It
13:39
only lasted two weeks before they had to
13:41
replace it with a fiberglass version. And
13:45
then in 1970, the
13:47
University of Florida unveiled their own
13:50
costumed mascot, a large
13:52
vinyl alligator, also named Albert.
13:55
And then Alberta came around with title IX,
13:58
I think in the 80s. Ah
14:00
so she. She showed up later and she
14:02
was hatched out of an eggs. At
14:05
the Jacksonville game. Albert,
14:08
an Alberta. Has been called the
14:10
quotes First couple of Florida sports.
14:13
Every year a small number of students
14:16
joined the mascot team and take turns
14:18
appearing as Albert and Alberta at games.
14:21
Courtney. Wanted to give it a shot. For.
14:24
Her addition she had to make up
14:26
been perform a small skyn. She
14:29
decided to make it about another. Us Rifle
14:31
The University of Georgia Bulldogs.
14:34
So. I had actually a stuffed bulldog
14:37
that Brian had given me for Valentine's
14:39
Day that I had with me and
14:41
I turned it into kind of a.
14:43
I'm a bulldog mascot sort of
14:46
stuff the animal and I proceeded
14:48
to pound on it a little
14:50
bit and then I got up
14:52
and kind of breast. Myself off
14:54
and did the Chrissy little straighten
14:57
my skirt and you know, smooth
14:59
skin. And then I walked off
15:01
in the fast the way that
15:03
I envision Alberta acted. Courtney
15:06
remembers a few days after the
15:08
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15:10
it was posted outside the basketball
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16:54
be honest, I thought one of the coolest things
16:56
I was like, Oh, does this come with tickets?
17:00
Can we? And it did. But
17:03
you know, I think it was
17:05
just so cool. It was awesome.
17:07
It was definitely a proud moment. And
17:09
it was outside of her box. It was like outside of
17:12
what she does. So that was kind of cool. Courtney
17:15
started training. She practiced
17:17
cheers and skits, practiced how
17:19
to deal with rowdy fans and
17:22
spent a lot of time practicing walking.
17:26
Alberta is when I wore it was
17:28
a full think
17:30
shag carpet, that kind
17:33
of furry material and it was long
17:37
sleeves, long pants, a
17:40
hula hoop to make her a little more
17:42
stout, a tail
17:45
that went it was heavy,
17:47
and then a nose like the snout the
17:49
head was separate. So it was a separate
17:51
part. The hands were separate and
17:54
the feet were separate. They were like big bedroom
17:56
slippers. Brian's
17:58
laughing at me because the Alberta. is
18:00
female so there are some female
18:04
parts on the costume as well to
18:06
make sure she looks female. What
18:10
would those be? She's got alligator boobies.
18:13
What? Really?
18:17
Courtney do you remember the first time you put on
18:19
the suit your first game? The
18:22
first time from what I can remember
18:24
it was just like this is really
18:26
cool. Also this is really hot. It
18:31
was trying to figure out you know what am I
18:33
supposed to do if I feel like I'm going to
18:36
faint or you know if this is really hot am
18:38
I allowed to stand over here? Can I stand over here?
18:40
Am I in the way? What am I supposed to do?
18:42
So there were a lot of questions but
18:44
it was really fun. I'm like this is really
18:46
cool I can do all these things and people
18:49
don't know it's me and then I kind of
18:51
have to be a secret when I leave other
18:53
than carrying this giant big
18:55
blue bag everywhere like what's in the bag
18:57
I don't know. It
19:00
must have been rather freeing to know
19:03
that you could be as kind of
19:05
ridiculous as you wanted and no one
19:07
would know. It was it was
19:09
and I think that was part of the
19:11
the glamour of doing all of that is
19:13
you know like I could be a little
19:15
crazy and well I'm a little crazy now
19:17
anyway without the costume but I
19:20
could be a little crazy back then and people you know
19:22
it was what could I do to make the people laugh?
19:24
What could I do to make the people smile? And
19:26
then what could I do to have fun with the kids?
19:30
Now how hot is that suit? It's
19:33
very hot. So
19:36
we usually say it's about 40
19:38
degrees hotter than the outside temperature
19:40
and you have to be very
19:42
careful especially in the Florida heat to
19:45
not get overheated or get heat stroke or
19:47
anything like that and it
19:49
can happen very very quickly. I do
19:51
remember one Tennessee football game it was
19:54
a 330 game 330 kickoff
19:57
And it was hot because it was in September and. We
20:00
had done our part of the appearance
20:02
up in the sky boxes and I
20:04
just remember having to the i was
20:06
like i'm getting sills I do not
20:08
feel well So I remembered ducking into
20:10
some buddies box and I'm like I
20:12
need to go into the bathroom that
20:14
they just looked at me like what
20:16
is going to So I remember sitting
20:18
in their bathroom. Just trying to take all the
20:21
stuff off the cool downs. I could go back out,
20:23
but. Ah, the heat is a real
20:25
problem in Florida and is a real problem
20:27
when you're covered and like sixty pounds of
20:29
for. Selling a good dust
20:31
has. His. Brine was
20:33
in town visiting. He'd go to the games
20:36
with Courtney and try to be helpful. Picking.
20:39
Up from carrying bags and you
20:41
know, make sure nobody was getting
20:43
it, having any issues and making
20:45
sure everybody had water. After
20:48
Brine graduated from high school, he went
20:50
to the University of North Florida. But.
20:52
Eventually transferred to Us to be
20:55
with Courtney. And. It
20:57
was time for the next round
20:59
of tryouts, the next to the
21:01
next year and. You know
21:03
that the folks on the team kept saying hey,
21:06
listen, why don't you do it You're here anyways
21:08
are coming to all the appearances You should do
21:10
it. I mean I'm not gonna say I got
21:12
to put the suit on both civil war everybody
21:14
else and dumped him for the suit on. But
21:17
ads. But I knew what? how?
21:20
Albert Watts? I knew his mannerisms.
21:22
I knew the cheers. I knew
21:24
what. The basics should
21:26
be. So. Blind
21:29
Auditions endless to be
21:31
an elder. Best.
21:33
Tag along stories a synth
21:35
that. Was
21:39
the relationship. Between
21:41
Albert and Alberta. Is
21:43
it depends on who you ask? Ah,
21:46
I think the university says their friends,
21:48
their friends. they're not siblings. And they're
21:50
not sibling of Texas. And then
21:52
depending on who's in the costume I think they
21:55
can you know make it our of they won
21:57
a major but I think just a silly they
21:59
are spread. So
22:01
when you two were both appearing
22:04
together, we're Albert and Alberta. A
22:06
little more than friends. Definitely very
22:08
flirty. Ah, I tended to be.
22:10
More. Flirty as Alberta. Ah,
22:13
that was kind of part
22:15
of my character. Of
22:17
her. I mean, we all try to do
22:19
things very similar, but I tended to be
22:21
a little bit more flirty and it helped
22:23
that brain was Albert. We did a lot
22:25
of appearances together. I think we have great
22:27
chemistry, you know, both on and off the
22:29
field. As they say, Brian.
22:32
Has was courtney be a mascot for
22:34
awhile. But. There was still
22:37
a learning curve. There was a lot of
22:39
running into kids. I mean your vision is
22:41
is pretty limited at times. it's it's just
22:43
kind of depended. And so kids happened to
22:46
be. At least for Albert.
22:48
Kids are often under your line
22:50
of vision, so you kind of
22:52
learn to walk. In.
22:54
A slower way where you're not gonna bounce
22:56
kids very far off of you if you
22:58
hit em. Side.
23:01
Lock steps, Removed are.
23:04
All is a problem. I
23:06
ran over a parking no
23:08
a curb at the baseball
23:10
game. Here when I was running away from
23:12
Cub scouts. A What it
23:14
was Scout Day at the baseball stadium
23:16
and I was. Doing. The game
23:19
and they were unsupervised and.
23:21
The system is coming after me and running
23:23
after me as training get away from them
23:25
because it was more than I could handle
23:27
and I hit the curb and I went.
23:30
For like face plant. On.
23:33
The ground on the country. And then they finally
23:35
left me alone. Fine.
23:37
Learned this someone tried to hand them
23:40
something he had to try to accepted
23:42
without being able to see what it
23:44
was. There's nothing worse than
23:46
like having somebody hindu something and dropping
23:48
it because you just can't see what
23:51
their hand and you and then the
23:53
next person hands. You have babies and
23:55
you're like you just handed me a
23:58
baby, you watch me drunk Peter and
24:00
you're gonna hand me a baby. That
24:03
with that was the stressful part. They
24:07
both said the kids were sometimes scared to see
24:09
them. He has to be really
24:11
big and make your movements really bank but
24:13
when you have a kid that's a little
24:16
timid you make yourself a the small so
24:18
the first thing that we would do is
24:20
cracked down on the ground on to kind
24:22
of put them at eye level with us
24:25
and let them come to you because it's
24:27
a really scary. To have this giant furry
24:29
thing come after you if you're not ready.
24:31
For it So he was just gonna stay
24:33
still and let the kid walk over to
24:36
us and then let them final lead the
24:38
interaction self they wanted a hogs we would
24:40
have them as long as they wanted to
24:42
and then you know they always liked to
24:45
feel especially with our they like to seal
24:47
the teeth or the know so and we
24:49
wouldn't sometimes take their hands and like rubber
24:51
noses are let them see. Our hands or
24:54
seed or whatever. So but it when
24:56
they're. Really excited. You know we get
24:58
really excited to so long, run and
25:00
jump with them or do high fives.
25:04
Albert like suffered kids' heads in their mouth. Yeah,
25:06
he likes to try to buy their hands off.
25:10
Especially Sir Albert. Straw has a hinge in
25:12
it so it's he said spread it wide
25:14
enough to get a kid's head in there
25:17
and then politico and it's it's not real
25:19
hard is not like a a scary like
25:21
snap or but the ones that are active
25:23
and play for you can kind of snap.
25:26
he said snap their heads and in alberta
25:28
mouth a little bit that was fun. With.
25:32
Ease do lead when you don't have a
25:34
big. Said. Podium and you get out.
25:37
As to the game, a me
25:39
wheezes disgusting Yes sir, Yes,
25:43
Absolutely disgusting is an
25:45
understatement. I mean Huge.
25:47
It's like already said
25:49
at one point. There.
25:52
were five at least some a
25:54
guy said there were five of
25:56
us and three suits and during
25:58
as a game two
26:01
of the suits you knew were going to be used for the game.
26:04
One of them was going to be somewhere
26:06
in town. Chances
26:08
are you're getting a suit from somebody that
26:10
you didn't wear that morning and therefore it
26:13
is wet, but it's not your
26:15
sweat in that suit. It is somebody else's.
26:17
And so it's gross.
26:20
It's your sweat and other people sweat.
26:23
And you put the head on and it just drips down
26:25
your face. So
26:28
nasty. And
26:30
that sounds like the worst thing I've ever heard. Oh,
26:33
it's amazing. You've become really close
26:35
with your teammates. So, love you
26:38
guys. But somebody else smelled. We
26:41
all smelled. We all smelled. And
26:43
you knew who had the suit before you by
26:45
what exactly it smelled like. You're like, oh, no.
26:49
And we all smelled like Febreze for years.
26:51
We could have been sponsored. I still
26:53
can't smell Febreze because that's what we use
26:55
because, you know, the suits are disgusting. We
26:58
can't wash them after every appearance or else they
27:00
fall apart. So you do your best to dry
27:02
it out and then you spray
27:04
it down with Febreze to try to get some
27:07
of the smell out. But it
27:09
is so gross. It is
27:11
disgusting. I can't
27:13
think of a worse place to
27:16
have to wear like a shag
27:18
carpet suit than Gainesville. I
27:21
don't know if there's a worse place. It
27:23
is swampy. That's why they call it the
27:25
swampy. We'll
27:33
be right back. I
27:50
think those three questions are going to be
27:52
great. when
28:00
answered thoughtfully and honestly give you a pretty
28:02
clear picture of who a person is and
28:04
we also have a lot of fun and
28:06
laughs on the way there. New
28:09
episodes every week with guests like Bill
28:11
Hader, Zach Galifianakis, Kristen Bell and more.
28:13
Listen wherever you get your podcast. That's
28:16
the three questions with Andy Richter. How
28:21
do you communicate when
28:23
you're not allowed to speak? So
28:27
gestures, very big gestures because
28:29
everything's big in mascot land.
28:32
Everything's big. And
28:35
so a lot of big gestures to kind
28:37
of show it's kind of
28:39
like charades. It's like living charade life. And
28:42
you can kind of help
28:44
people understand what you're trying to do by acting
28:46
things out. And then
28:49
for between us, we
28:51
held hands a lot. So if we needed
28:53
to go somewhere, we would do a couple
28:55
quick squeezes in our hands. Like, hey, let's
28:57
couple of squeezes. Like, hey, let's go. Or I
28:59
would just literally pull him around. Like, we
29:02
need to go this way. So I'd grab him and
29:04
pull him over or grab his tail and pull him
29:06
that way. So we need to go that way. And
29:08
he is very good. Well, sometimes. Sometimes. That's
29:11
how I've made it this long. And then
29:13
when it's really loud, especially on the football
29:15
field, if you see
29:17
them hugging a lot or hugging
29:20
somebody, they're usually talking to
29:22
whoever they're hugging. So
29:24
we would do that a lot. If we needed
29:26
to tell them something specific that we couldn't exactly
29:28
act out, we would do like a big hug
29:30
and sway back and forth and then tell him
29:32
what I need to do is like, hey, I need to go
29:34
get some water right now. I'm going to fall over. For
29:37
their last game, they appeared together
29:39
as Albert and Alberta at
29:42
U.S. Spring Football Game. U.S.
29:45
had just hired a new head coach. And
29:48
I remember
29:50
being very sad. Most
29:52
of that, like it was just such a
29:54
final feeling. It's funny, it
29:57
was such a, there
29:59
was so much hope. around the
30:01
team and around the new coach that they
30:03
had hired and so
30:05
there was like this weird super
30:07
positive feel but I just couldn't
30:10
shake just the sadness of it
30:12
being the last game. It was
30:14
solemn. Yeah so weird. Like having to let
30:16
it go. I wasn't ready to let
30:18
it go. It took
30:20
us a very long time to get off that
30:22
field that day. Yeah but we
30:24
walked off together. We did. I
30:28
could have kept going. I could still do it
30:31
right now. I mean. Yeah nobody wants to see
30:33
an old guy do it but oh my gosh
30:39
it was God I
30:41
was so much fun. You got to
30:43
do it an extra year that I
30:46
did because Courtney started a year before
30:48
me and and so I still have
30:50
a year of eligibility so you know
30:52
some point when I go back to
30:54
write my dissertation I should I should
30:56
take up my last year of eligibility.
30:58
In 2006 Brian proposed to Courtney.
31:03
He decided he'd take her to the football stadium
31:06
to do it and we Brian
31:10
had arranged for you know there
31:12
to be an letterman's blanket on the 50 candles
31:15
but it was very very windy. Super windy
31:17
that night. It was very windy. All the candles
31:19
were out and then he walked
31:21
me out there and I remember
31:25
so the stadium is always open
31:27
or it was it was at that
31:29
time the stadium was open so runners could
31:31
run the stairs and do laps around the
31:34
stadium so there was always people in there
31:37
and I remember like
31:39
cheering when they saw and figured out what was
31:41
kind of happening but we got to
31:43
the stadium he goes down to the 50 takes me out
31:45
there and then gets down on one knee I don't
31:48
remember anything you said. I don't remember anything
31:50
I said so that makes two of us Courtney
31:53
said yes. When
31:56
they got married their friend made them a
31:58
cake that looked just like the UF
32:00
football stadium. And at
32:03
the 50-yard line, she put the
32:05
cake topper, which was a little Albert
32:07
and Alberta clay, bright
32:09
and groomed, it was pretty awesome. It
32:17
definitely led us to be better
32:20
partners in
32:23
terms of looking out
32:25
for each other and making
32:27
sure that each other's taken care of.
32:30
And hydrating. And hydrating. And
32:32
just making sure that each
32:34
other's okay. You
32:37
can survive dehydration and heat stroke together.
32:39
I think you're pretty good. Agreed.
32:46
We asked them if their time as
32:48
mascots made them very good at charades.
32:51
Heck no. No. Horrible.
32:55
But see, that's the fun part
32:57
about it. Albert
33:00
and Alberta are both really good
33:02
at charades. But we
33:04
are horrible. We are not, no. It's
33:06
something about, it's not a
33:08
transformation. Maybe it's just
33:10
that you feel like you're not being watched
33:13
when you're trying to do something. Like
33:15
the whole thing, dance like nobody's watching. It
33:18
feels like you're hidden and it's not you
33:21
anymore. So you can really be
33:23
the giant goofball that you've always
33:25
wanted to be and not be embarrassed about it.
33:28
I have never done the cha-cha slide outside of
33:30
the suit, but I have done it a billion
33:33
times inside the suit. They
33:35
still love dressing up. We have
33:37
so many costumes. Listen,
33:40
dress up thing is real.
33:43
We have so many costumes, like bins
33:45
full of costumes. How many costumes did
33:47
you wear last Halloween? Four. Yes,
33:50
and you work from home. Courtney
33:54
and Brian have a 12-year-old son and
33:56
a nine-year-old daughter. You drop the kids
33:58
off in one costume do a different one.
34:01
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34:03
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