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good to be here. It's good to see you. Also
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with us, the wonderful Ian Thompson
3:49
from theregister.com. Hello, Ian.
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Hello there. Welcome. I'm waiting for the
3:55
day when those bookshelves snap in the middle
3:57
of a show. They seem over burdened
4:00
slightly. Well, I got a comment on the
4:02
last twit I did with you where someone
4:04
said, you've never read all those books. It's
4:06
like, seriously, there's like four more of these
4:09
things. I know you've read them. He's
4:11
a literate man. And then we go
4:14
to the bookshelves of one Mr. Corey
4:16
Doctorow, who's written half the books
4:18
on the shelf. They seem
4:20
to be creating a life of their own. In
4:22
fact, it looks like Cordyceps is emerging now from
4:25
the bookshelves. Yeah,
4:27
I, I definitely well,
4:29
there's a reason my domain is crap pound
4:31
dot com. Actually,
4:35
the bezel is about to come out in audio
4:37
book. You've got to kickstart it for that. Yeah.
4:40
Yeah. So, well, we
4:42
read the audio. Nice. And as with
4:44
all my other audio books, Amazon refuses
4:46
to carry it. So though the book
4:48
is coming from Macmillan and Bloomsbury in
4:50
the UK, I had to make my
4:52
own audio. And so there I am
4:54
kickstarting it. You can you can get
4:56
the DRM free audio, the
4:58
DRM free ebook. You can preorder the hard
5:01
covers and get signed hard covers. And there's
5:03
one opportunity left
5:05
to name a character. Oh,
5:07
next one of these books comes out next
5:09
year. This is one of the Martin
5:11
Hench books, the sequel to Red Team
5:13
Blues. He is determined to
5:15
make a forensic accountant, the next
5:17
James Bond. And I, for one,
5:20
support this. There were I
5:22
mean, look, there are so many ways to
5:24
make money disappear into a spreadsheet. And
5:28
every time I come across a bit of
5:30
spreadsheets called Agri, I'm so delighted, like the
5:33
academic fraud where they caught the
5:35
scholar, the highest paid academic,
5:37
and I believe MIT knows
5:40
Harvard fudging her data. And
5:42
they and she'd saved it out not
5:44
as a CSV, but as an XLSX,
5:46
which embeds all the document history. So
5:48
I can actually watch her by rolling
5:50
the document backwards. They can watch her
5:52
clicking in the cells and changing the
5:54
numbers. And they're attributed to her and
5:56
her licensed copy. I mean, it's
5:58
this is the The golden age of fraud,
6:01
but it's like the golden age of fraud
6:03
forensics. Don't tell people too much though, Corey.
6:05
We want them to continue making those dumb
6:07
mistakes. You know what? I
6:10
am convinced after 20 years ago
6:12
in the InfoSec conferences that you can
6:14
explain with eye-watering detail all the ways
6:16
that people can screw up and they
6:18
will continue to screw up. Absolutely. I
6:20
love it when they redact stuff on
6:22
PDF. Oh, that
6:26
was an absolute goldmine for journalists. I
6:28
mean, we would highlight, yeah, more of
6:30
that please. I love it when Sam Beckman-Freed and
6:32
his friends have a group chat called Wire Fraud.
6:37
Well, it was ironic of Wire Fraud. Yeah,
6:41
it was ironic. Like when Jeff
6:43
Bezos called that program to extract
6:46
large discounts from small publishers
6:48
Project Gazelle and exhorted his
6:50
managers to view themselves as
6:52
cheetahs hunting down and killing
6:54
the most sickly and weak
6:56
gazelles in the past. Oh
6:58
my God, that's amazing. This
7:00
wasn't an anti-competitive action. Gazelles,
7:02
you know, they're beautiful, graceful
7:04
animals. It would have
7:06
been better if you'd name it Sick and Dying Gazelle. Then
7:09
we'd know. We are
7:11
here, joined together, gathered together today
7:13
in the first week of the
7:15
ascendancy of the Vision Pro headset,
7:17
the new future. Soon
7:19
we will all be wearing computers on
7:21
our foreheads. Alex, did
7:24
you buy one? I'm doing the
7:26
neck exercise. I got two weeks to get ready.
7:28
I hear it's really heavy. So that's
7:30
the big thing that I've heard. And so I've talked
7:32
to some friends that have gotten tested and they say,
7:34
well, it's heavy. So I have ordered one. So
7:37
I'm doing some, you know, just I've got some weights.
7:39
I got that little head thing and I've been like
7:41
trying to work on my neck a little bit so
7:43
that it doesn't feel as heavy. But yeah, I've got
7:45
one coming. It's extremely important that you prepare. Yeah.
7:49
It's funny, all the YouTubers, including Marques
7:51
Brownlee saying, oh, man, this thing turns
7:53
out to be, it's not actually more
7:55
heavy than the Oculus Pro, I don't
7:58
think. But they, they're... the
8:00
way they're offloading the weight with a
8:02
strap, apparently, is not... Well, I think that the
8:04
issue is that nobody has been given... No
8:08
one has been given one with a strap over the top.
8:10
Now it is coming... It's supposed to ship with the strap
8:12
over the top. And I think that they just didn't want
8:14
pictures of it. I think Apple didn't want anyone taking pictures with
8:16
the strap over the top, and so they didn't send it to
8:18
any of the reviewers. So now all the reviewers... Now
8:21
all the reviewers complain about how heavy it is. Once
8:23
the strap's over the top, it's probably going to
8:25
be pretty well distributed. I've been
8:27
reading some of the reviews. I mean, Apple is
8:29
notoriously harsh on journalists that don't give them an
8:32
absolutely, you know, perfect record. But even then, people
8:34
are just like, well, the battery pack's a bit
8:36
of a pain. The weight,
8:38
it's okay. After 30 minutes, your
8:40
neck gets tired. It doesn't
8:43
seem like they've really done the thing... It's a
8:45
fine art of knowing exactly... And by
8:47
the way, only reason to know this is because I
8:49
have gone too far. But it's a fine art of
8:51
knowing how far you can go to show
8:54
your editorial independence without actually pissing
8:56
Apple off to the point where
8:58
they stop letting you have these things or see them
9:00
early and so forth. I don't
9:02
think that's what editorial independence means. Yeah,
9:05
no. I mean, when
9:08
I first came over here, I couldn't invite
9:10
it. It's the appearances wife's editorial... You have
9:12
to appear to be editorial independent. Well,
9:14
no. I mean, when I first came over here,
9:16
I got invited to a couple of Apple events. And
9:18
the first one I was very positive about, I think
9:20
it was an iPod launch. And the second one,
9:22
it was just kind of like, no, okay, this
9:24
is bad and this is bad. That's it. Blacklisted forever
9:27
after. I feel like I am pretty bullish on Apple
9:29
stuff. But in any case, I've
9:32
been calling this one Tim Cook's folly. There
9:35
is some data already that this might
9:37
have some headwinds.
9:40
Three of the big developers, the app developers, three
9:42
of whom who have complained about Apple's 30% vig
9:45
in the app store, have
9:47
declined to make apps for the
9:50
Vision Pro. Netflix, Spotify,
9:52
and YouTube
9:55
will all be missing on the shipping Vision Pro.
9:58
One of them said, well, you can still use
10:00
the... browser like that's a good experience but
10:03
it's widely thought Mark Gurman thinks it's
10:05
it's kind of retaliation it well
10:07
the issue though is that I think that
10:09
for Apple because Apple makes music and because
10:11
Apple makes it has their own video Netflix
10:14
and Spotify not jumping into the headset number one
10:16
it doesn't affect them at all because the sales
10:18
are so low it's not it's like a it's
10:20
noise pretty easy thing to do you know it
10:22
doesn't make as much difference for them but
10:25
the YouTube might be a bit missed as
10:27
far as being able to watch those things but again as they said
10:29
you can watch it through the browser but
10:31
the the other thing is is that no
10:34
Google no Facebook it's
10:36
not really it doesn't really move the needle I
10:38
mean Facebook's not gonna do it because
10:40
they have their own headset they don't want to they never
10:42
famously made an iPad app either so it does yeah so
10:44
so I think that that's but I think that the where
10:49
it's a real boom is for small developers because
10:51
if you're a developer right now you know 80,000
10:53
sales you know the most likely the rumors are high
10:55
80 to 100,000 sales already at
10:58
that number that's
11:00
a really small number for Netflix like almost
11:02
not like I can't see that number they
11:04
can't see that number of people in their
11:07
in their in their spreadsheet but
11:09
if I was able to put out something
11:11
that's really cool for five dollars and I can sell 10,000 of them or 20,000
11:13
of them into a market
11:15
of people who already spent four thousand
11:17
dollars on their headset and are willing to
11:19
look at anything cool it's a really good
11:21
opportunity for small developers to get in and
11:23
do things and play in a
11:25
place where the larger developers may go well I'm
11:27
gonna wait until there's two or three million or
11:29
five million sure this is where this is where
11:32
this market opens up selling I know I'm more
11:34
$500 device that the chief thing seems to be
11:36
you can watch movies in it and there's no
11:38
Netflix and there's no YouTube I think
11:42
that does some damage Cory are you a
11:44
are you bullish on nerd helmets so
11:47
I am so a-stigmatic that I can't
11:49
even converge that stuff I
11:52
live with a technology executive for a major
11:54
movie studio who happens to be married to
11:56
me and she She
12:00
is also a former champion video
12:02
game player. She played Quake for
12:04
England. And so we have
12:07
all the headsets. Yeah, seriously.
12:09
And so yeah, so she's in charge of
12:11
like zombie defense and VR in
12:13
our house. And for
12:16
me, I just try to avoid them because
12:18
I get just blinding headaches from using it.
12:20
I assume that's because my eyes are looking
12:23
at it wrong. Right. In
12:25
the job. You're looking at it wrong. Yeah.
12:29
I mean, they are doing like corrective lenses
12:31
for the headsets, but they cost
12:33
an extra 200 quid. And
12:35
when I went through the order process, they also said
12:37
something. You upload your prescription,
12:39
but they said, do you have, what
12:41
was it? Delta in your prison?
12:43
I'm going to ask Prism. Prism, I think
12:46
it's for astigmatism, I think. So yeah,
12:48
so people like Corey, and I'm slightly
12:50
astigmatic. I also don't really
12:52
have full stereo vision. Anyway, I went through the process and
12:54
right at the point where I had a pressure button, I
12:56
said $3,500. I said, you know.
12:58
Yeah. No, I mean, I'm with you. Oh,
13:01
my $3,500? Mine was worth it. Oh, yeah. And
13:04
if you order, oh yeah, you can get more lens storage. I
13:08
got the one terabyte. I got
13:10
the $149 for the prescription lenses,
13:13
$200 for the plastic case, the
13:16
travel case. I didn't get that.
13:18
Yeah. Yeah. There's
13:21
a reason Apple makes two billion a
13:23
year. I feel like this is predatory
13:25
almost. Yeah. And remember, and this
13:27
is the other thing, that the timing is not
13:29
great because Apple, as you
13:31
may remember last week in the Supreme
13:33
Court, declined to weigh in
13:36
on Apple's appeal on the Epic
13:38
decision. So Apple does have to open,
13:40
not open
13:43
their app store, but allow apps to. Third
13:46
party payments. Yeah. We have
13:48
a click in there that says, oh, you want to buy a
13:50
Kindle book? Oh. So right now,
13:52
if you open the Kindle app and want to buy a
13:54
book, Amazon says, yeah, you can't buy it here. That's all
13:56
they're allowed to say. take
14:00
the money in a 30% hit but the gross margin on
14:02
that book is 20% and they don't want to do that.
14:05
So they can't give you a link but
14:07
wait that's more, wait I'm not done. So
14:09
Apple's now forced to provide you, provide Amazon
14:12
and everybody else with the opportunity to click
14:14
the button, go to their store but Apple
14:16
says oh and by the way we know
14:18
we're watching and you
14:20
better pay us 27% commission on that
14:22
transaction. And
14:25
Google's doing the same thing right? Okay. Oh
14:28
yeah, no, no, no, the duopoly, this is
14:30
the hilarious thing about the idea that we
14:33
have mobile competition is that generally in competitive
14:35
markets the firms involved don't
14:37
all offer exactly the same thing. This
14:39
is like Henry Ford saying you can have it in any
14:41
color so long as it's black and then Edsel coming along
14:44
and saying you can also have it in any color with
14:46
us so long as it's black. You see the market is
14:48
working. The
14:50
malicious compliance from Apple here really reminds
14:52
me of the kind of stories I
14:54
used here from my great aunt Lisa
14:57
who bossed an engineering shop in
14:59
the Soviet Union and all of
15:01
her reports were surly drunks and
15:04
they would find the most imaginative ways
15:06
to just like technically
15:08
do what she ordered them to do
15:10
without actually doing it. Apple's
15:12
also thrown an interrupter in there so that
15:15
when you click on it you get the
15:17
screen that says like warning, fraud ahead, you
15:19
might lose all your money, don't click on
15:21
this but if you must click on it
15:23
but we wash our hands. Jamie
15:26
Zawinski had a really good blog post where he went through
15:28
the history of these starting with NCSA
15:31
mosaic having an
15:33
interrupter that said you are
15:36
visiting an outside website which
15:38
may contain pornography. Don't
15:43
tell me with a good time but no, I
15:45
mean it's the same story with
15:47
the Apple repair business. Apple was finally
15:49
forced by public opinion to say okay
15:51
you can repair your kit. Now in
15:53
order to do it you've got to
15:55
get these briefcases worth of kit, you've
15:57
got to buy all the parts to
15:59
vey. very high price. I mean, they
16:01
are musts of this kind of shenanigans.
16:03
They reformed that a little and they
16:05
replaced it with something called parts pairing,
16:08
which they tried periodically before really it came out
16:10
of the automotive industry where it's called VinLocking. And
16:13
this is where you have a little
16:15
tiny cheap chip in each component.
16:18
And it does a cryptographic handshake with
16:20
the main CPU. And
16:22
until it gets an unlock code,
16:24
the CPU won't talk to it.
16:26
And so, you know, this is
16:29
done with car engines and some components and
16:31
engines. It's done with tractors from John
16:33
Deere. Medtronic does it with their ventilators
16:35
and Apple just went like
16:38
basically the same week they announced
16:40
that they were now supporting right
16:42
to repair rolled out a whole
16:44
ton of new parts pairing, which
16:46
caused iFixit to rescind
16:48
their rating on
16:50
the latest iPhone. Now Google
16:53
did go to Oregon and
16:55
say we support the right to repair and
16:58
we are against part pairing. Yeah. Yeah.
17:00
Yeah. That's I mean, look, that is where
17:02
competition actually is working. Like I don't think
17:05
Google is made up of people who are
17:07
nicer than Apple. Right. I just
17:09
think that like they they looked at
17:11
the incredibly good press Apple got when
17:13
they climbed down from their right to
17:15
repair stance and then the incredibly bad press they
17:18
got when it turned out that they were scamming
17:20
and they went, why don't we just do the
17:22
first part and not the second part? And if
17:24
we can get some good press. Well, good luck
17:26
Google. It's not like they make, I mean, they
17:29
make the they make the
17:31
pixels pixel. Apple has a
17:33
lot more to lose. Here, by
17:35
the way, thanks to JWZ, Jamie
17:37
Zawinski. Here are some of those
17:41
interrupters. This is on the left where it's
17:43
the the current Apple one. You're about to
17:45
go to an external website. Apple is not
17:47
responsible for the privacy or security of purchases
17:49
made on this web. And there's even more
17:52
pros under this. He's got also MySpace's
17:54
warning. And he's
17:57
got this one is from Mosaic, I
17:59
think. say is Mosaic, right?
18:01
Beware, despite our best... was this for
18:04
any link in a browser? I
18:07
think it must have been when you were clicking off
18:09
of the Mosaic website. I mean, it's hard to tell
18:11
what the context is. I just love that Jamie's got
18:13
a hard drive full of this crap. He saved it.
18:15
Oh yeah. In fact, he has previously. And
18:18
I don't even know if they need to. I mean, the
18:21
reality is 99% of the people are not going to
18:23
leave it because if you have an iPhone
18:25
and you have an Apple TV, you know better
18:27
than to start buying apps that require you to
18:29
go outside to pay for them because the
18:32
Apple TV is a disaster. I mean, it is a
18:34
dumpster fire because I get in there and
18:36
now I got to type in this code and
18:39
now I have to go over and I have
18:41
to register with this activate. It's a disaster. You
18:43
know, and so the thing is, is that as a
18:45
user, my argument against all the reason I'm never going
18:47
to go to something else. And if
18:49
someone puts their app on an outside thing or has
18:52
me pay for it, I'm gonna be like, I don't need that.
18:54
You know, like I don't need to have that app in my
18:56
life because I don't want to go
18:58
over there because I don't want to, it's, I don't care
19:00
about the percentage. I don't care about charging me 30% more.
19:04
I just don't want to deal with the time. To
19:06
me, time is valuable. And then Apple for a lot
19:08
of Apple users, time is more valuable than money, you
19:10
know, and so the thing is, is that it is
19:12
a, you know, we just don't want to deal with
19:14
it. And I think that the Apple TV is a
19:16
perfect example of what happens when you start to fragment,
19:19
you know, fragment the buying experience. I just want to
19:21
go up and buy the app, pay for it there.
19:23
And most importantly, I want to be able to kill
19:26
the subscription anytime I want to. For
19:28
whatever money we're saving as users for it to
19:30
be on the outside, you save a lot more
19:32
like when I buy an app, I sign up
19:34
for a subscription, I wait a day, and then
19:36
I cancel the subscription. And then it
19:38
warns me and it dies if I don't move, if
19:40
I don't use it again. And I
19:42
can't do that with anything else. And so as a user, I
19:44
just, I just don't think that I think I get
19:47
why we're doing this, but I don't think it
19:49
serves the user of the owner of the phone,
19:51
I think is getting a worse experience. So I
19:53
have to respectfully disagree. So first of all, the
19:55
way to get firms to stop ripping you off
19:57
with subscriptions is for the Federal Trade Commission. to do
20:00
what it's just done, which is click to cancel orders.
20:03
And then if they don't let you cancel with
20:05
the same ease that you signed up, the Federal
20:07
Trade Commission comes in and finds them thousands of
20:09
times more than they're making from it. Allowing
20:12
firms... I just don't know where it is. Like, I
20:14
have to get... Now I have to dig through all
20:16
my stuff. Right, but that's also a violation of the
20:18
click to cancel order. It has to be as easy.
20:20
And the cable companies, by the way, have responded to
20:22
click to cancel, telling the NTC... Some
20:24
of these arguments this week have just been
20:26
absolutely hilarious. And when we make it that
20:28
easy to cancel, our
20:30
customers might cancel by accident. Right.
20:34
And, you know, I have watched
20:36
all forms of sideloading in the
20:38
mobile duopoly get much harder over
20:40
the years, which is weird, right?
20:42
So I loved the iPod.
20:44
I was at that same iPod announcement that you
20:46
were at, Ian. And
20:49
I went out and bought one, you
20:51
know, the day I could. And
20:54
I remember I just plugged it into my computer and everything
20:56
synced over. And then whenever I had any new music on
20:58
my computer, I'd double click it, it would show up in
21:00
iTunes. The next time I plugged my iPod in, it would
21:02
just work. As someone who sells
21:04
media on the web that is
21:07
sold outside of Apple's stores, because
21:10
Apple refuses to sell audio that isn't
21:12
locked to its platform forever with DRM
21:14
and won't give authors the chance to
21:17
unlock it, I have
21:19
watched my users, like really sophisticated
21:21
technical users, struggle with trying to
21:24
move media from the web to their
21:27
phones. Now I don't believe that this
21:29
is because it got harder as an
21:31
intrinsic technical matter to sideload media.
21:33
I think it's because the mobile duopoly gets
21:35
30 cents every time you spend a dollar
21:37
in their store and loses that 30 cents
21:40
every time you spend that dollar on the
21:42
web. And since they control that
21:44
ecosystem, they've made it a lot harder. So
21:46
by contrast, for example, I just set up
21:48
a Chromecast. And again, I'm not a Google
21:50
fanboy. I have written some of the most
21:52
vitriolic prose about Google that
21:54
has been published, I think. But
21:57
I just set up a Chromecast and there were a bunch
21:59
of streaming services. services we need to set up for it. And
22:01
I was like, oh my God, am I going to have to
22:03
type my passwords into
22:05
this? And it was like, just aim a
22:08
phone at a QR code and click a
22:10
button and the thing would just recognize it.
22:12
And so as a technical
22:14
matter, I think interconnecting
22:16
devices from heterogeneous vendors that
22:19
want their customers to be
22:21
able to access a service is
22:23
possible. And I think that when we
22:26
see burdensome connectivity
22:28
that our first suspicion should not
22:30
be that this is intrinsically difficult,
22:32
but rather that either someone's not
22:35
good at their job or that
22:37
an artificial barrier has been erected.
22:40
And where there's a profit margin,
22:42
where there's a very significant profit
22:44
margin, remember that the payment processing
22:46
cartel makes 3% to 5% on
22:49
every payment. And that's considered a monopolistic price
22:52
gouge. It's gone up 40% since the start
22:54
of the pandemic. Apple, Google are
22:56
charging 30%, right? That's a
22:58
thousand percent more than the monopoly rate. And
23:01
when you see that the firms that control
23:03
this, the most valuable companies in the history
23:05
of the planet are unable to
23:07
somehow resolve an easy matter whereby you
23:09
pay for something in one place and
23:11
it shows up somewhere else. When they
23:13
used to do that as a routine
23:15
matter, then I think that either
23:18
their heart's not in it or they're pulling
23:20
against it. I don't mean
23:22
to sound like a conspiratorialist, but I
23:24
refuse to believe that it's a revenue thing. It's a revenue thing
23:26
that they built. It's
23:30
kind of like I built this train and everyone's like, I'd like to
23:32
get on the train and not have to pay for it. You know,
23:34
like the reason that it's there. It's
23:36
more like you sold all these
23:38
people Nikes and I'd like to sell them shoelaces.
23:40
And they're like, no, once you buy
23:43
the Nike shoes, you got to wear the Nike
23:45
shoelaces, you got to wear the Nike socks and
23:47
we'd really strongly prefer if you only wore the
23:49
Nike trousers. I think Occam's races
23:51
suggest that this really is, you know, monopolistic behavior.
23:53
There's really, I mean, there's a lot of smart
23:55
people at Google and Apple. They know that this
23:58
stuff is a pain in the back. to
24:00
use them, they're perfectly happy with that. What
24:02
about the argument though that 30% seems
24:05
to be the standard VIG, it
24:07
is Microsoft and the Xbox. Well,
24:10
no before, no, no, no, no, no, no, Sony
24:12
was doing it on the PlayStation, Microsoft is doing it
24:15
on the Xbox. Consoles have
24:17
been 30% since forever. Like
24:19
that has been the number and that's where they took it.
24:21
That's where the number came from, not from Apple. Okay, that
24:23
doesn't mean it's not any competitive, I should point out. We
24:27
should probably take that one down first. Well,
24:30
we can walk and chew gum, we can do both.
24:34
The problem is that they build the
24:37
platform, they support the platform, they develop
24:39
the platform, as someone
24:41
who has sold a lot of software
24:43
over for the last 25 years and I'm about
24:46
to sell another one into the app store in
24:48
the next six months or so. On the Vision
24:50
Bro? No, no, no,
24:52
it's just this little program here, you draw
24:54
on things. Anyway,
24:57
so the,
25:01
as I look at it, I used to sell, so
25:03
I used to sell a Keene software for Final Cut
25:05
and we used to put it up, looking at the
25:07
Wares sites, we were pretty
25:09
sure that the number that we
25:12
sold versus the number that were
25:14
being used was about 50 to 1. So
25:18
that was, and trying to, as a
25:20
small developer, trying to go after those
25:22
folks was just going to be impossible. You know,
25:24
it was just going to be like, I'm not going to go down that path.
25:28
And it was just a really, for me, when
25:30
I look at the idea that there's a platform
25:32
that solves the install, that solves the security, that
25:34
solves the updates, that solves all those other things,
25:37
as a developer, knowing that I'll never make more
25:39
than a million dollars. We have to remember that
25:42
98% of the developers exist. I don't have
25:44
any complaints. Nobody's suggesting that that should exist.
25:46
I don't think there should be a choice. There should be a choice. If
25:48
you want to do it that way, you should do it that way.
25:50
But let's look at the numbers. The
25:53
number of developers being affected by 30%. We
25:55
keep on throwing around 30%. Look at the Macintosh platform. By the way, there
25:57
are a lot of developers. very
26:00
concerned that Apple is about to do this on the Mac
26:02
platform. I don't think they are. I hope they're not. No,
26:04
they're not gonna. But this
26:06
exact scenario that you describe exists
26:08
on the Mac where you can
26:10
have a as a independent developer
26:12
put your site up, have
26:15
an app on your site, sell it directly. Apple does
26:17
not take a percentage. Well, that's
26:19
what I'm saying. You have a choice or you could
26:21
do it in the app store. Okay,
26:23
you know what I can say. But there are a
26:25
lot of companies that are big
26:28
enough that want to do it. And they keep
26:30
100% of the revenue. And if they want to
26:32
do that, they should have the choice. Before
26:35
the Berlin Wall came down, they used to
26:37
insist that the wall was there to stop
26:39
people from West Germany sneaking in. And Apple
26:43
says that the only reason we
26:45
don't permit people to choose another
26:47
word like to sideload is because
26:50
we don't think our developers or
26:52
customers want that. Apple
26:55
wouldn't have spent like tens
26:57
of millions of dollars and its
26:59
best PR efforts fighting sideloading if
27:02
this was a thing that everyone genuinely preferred or
27:04
if they genuinely believed that this was a thing
27:07
everyone generally would have to. Well,
27:09
no, but to argue
27:11
that case just for one second is that what
27:14
I, again, as a pretty hardened
27:16
Apple user, like I
27:18
have a couple PCs over here and a couple
27:20
of Unix machines over here, but generally I'm a
27:22
Mac environment and Apple TV is my only interface.
27:24
And I've had every iPhone that was released and
27:26
I have Apple watches and all the other things,
27:28
right? What I'm
27:30
concerned about as a user is
27:33
companies taking away my choice. So saying Netflix, saying
27:35
I'm only going to let you have it if
27:37
you sideload it. Like I'm no longer going to
27:39
make it available to you. So as a user,
27:41
I get a lower, I get forced
27:43
into a sideload
27:46
that I don't want to do. It works fine
27:49
on the Mac, though. I don't understand why it
27:51
wouldn't work on iOS. Why is it different? Because
27:53
right now the iOS is very secure and very closed
27:55
down and I can manage all the payments and I can
27:57
do all the things that I want to do. I
28:00
don't want to sideload and I don't want to be forced to
28:02
sideload. And for the Mac, on the Mac,
28:04
I buy apps that
28:07
are generally high-end apps
28:09
that are, you know, $300 or more that are, that I'll buy a
28:11
site. If
28:13
you have a little app under $100, there is
28:15
zero chance that I'm going to buy it. But
28:18
you have the choice. That's the point is
28:20
you can have an app store and you can
28:22
have an open ecosystem at the same time. That
28:25
is, but what people will be, what app, what right
28:28
now the user doesn't have
28:30
to make that choice. Right now
28:32
the user is in a closed garden. No,
28:34
okay. If you think
28:37
that more than 1% of Apple users... They
28:39
do on the Mac all the time. And if they
28:41
were to do this, you even said if they were
28:43
to do this on the Mac, it would be the
28:46
end of the Mac platform. They don't care. Like they
28:48
don't care. Apple users don't care about this. And the
28:50
thing is, is as soon as they, I mean really
28:52
like real people, like not us in the geeky world
28:54
or whatever, but real people barely even know this exists,
28:56
let alone care about it. Well, you might
28:58
care about it. We're in the tech. They don't
29:01
care. They don't even know it's here. And the thing
29:03
is, is that what they will know is when
29:05
Netflix suddenly requires them to go into a side load
29:07
or Facebook requires them because Facebook wants to build
29:09
its own store or Epic, then they're
29:11
going to be upset and then it's too late. Like
29:13
it's already out the door and then you're going
29:15
to have people, people are going to be
29:18
upset after it happens, not before
29:20
it happens. Right now they don't know
29:22
and they're going to be, and people will, and Facebook is going to
29:24
do that. You know, they're not going to want to
29:27
keep on developing. If they're allowed to go on the other side, they're
29:29
going to want to put everything over there because they want
29:31
to, they want to manage their own marketplace. The problem
29:33
is that Apple, it works
29:35
well when it's making good choices on your
29:37
behalf, but because when it
29:39
makes a bad choice on your behalf, you
29:42
can't overrule that choice. It fails very badly.
29:44
So thinking here of something like the OG
29:46
app, which was an app that used WebKit
29:48
to get you to log into Instagram, grabbed
29:50
the token and then gave you an Instagram
29:53
feed where they removed all of the ads,
29:56
all of the surveillance, so no telemetry was sent to
29:58
Meta and only showed
30:00
you things and all the suggestions and only showed
30:02
you things from people
30:04
who you had subscribed to
30:06
which was wildly popular and which Apple took out
30:09
of the app store setting section 522 of
30:11
their developer agreement saying that you may not
30:13
have an app that violates anyone else's terms
30:15
of service. Right? So the terms
30:17
of service, have you ever read the terms of
30:19
service on any app you've ever used or any
30:21
service you've ever used? It basically says abandon hope
30:23
all ye who enter here. So what
30:26
you have is Apple showing up and putting its
30:28
thumb on the scales for allowing Facebook to spy
30:30
on you. Now when Apple was stopping Facebook from
30:32
spying on you by giving you a one click
30:34
opt out which by the way violated Facebook's
30:36
terms of service and very rightfully Apple told
30:38
Facebook to pound sand. That was
30:41
great and that worked well but
30:43
because Apple is not disciplined by the fear
30:45
of users figuring out how to install a
30:47
third party app store
30:50
they are also willing
30:52
to run roughshod over what you do. Those
30:55
self help measures are a powerful force of discipline
30:57
on tech firms. Right? So
30:59
there's a level in which say ad blockers could be
31:01
installed. Every time someone in a product development meeting says
31:03
hey let's make the ads 25% more obnoxious
31:06
and we'll get 2% more revenue per
31:08
user someone else might say but look
31:10
25% of our users are
31:12
going to type how do I install an ad
31:14
blocker when you put that in and our expected
31:17
revenue from those users falls to zero forever. Now
31:19
half the web has installed an ad blocker.
31:22
Zero app users have installed an ad blocker
31:24
because installing an ad blocker in an app
31:26
requires decompiling the app which is a felony under
31:29
section 1201 of the DMCA. So
31:32
you can think of an app as just a
31:34
webpage that pays a 30% commission wrapped in enough
31:36
IP that it's a felony to put an ad
31:38
blocker in it and the fact that when devs
31:42
try to actually intercede on behalf of
31:44
users to block the negative conduct of
31:46
some of the most harmful companies in
31:49
the world Apple helps those companies. Right?
31:52
It tells you that Apple itself
31:54
cannot be the sole arbiter of what's in
31:56
our interest. They can be an arbiter of
31:58
what's in our interest. but if we
32:00
don't get to override their choices, then they
32:03
will not use that authority wisely. Now
32:06
I agree, I mean you mentioned this at DEF
32:08
CON in your speech, where it's specifically an app
32:10
is basically access to a web page with a
32:12
bunch of IP thrown in there to make sure
32:14
that you don't do anything that isn't
32:16
wanted at the time. And
32:18
that's a tremendously dangerous situation. I mean,
32:22
we're supposed to be individual users of
32:24
these devices, and yes, it might be a
32:26
slight pain to sideload stuff, but it's certainly
32:28
a right that must be protected. I
32:30
love Brent Simmons' take on this. He's a
32:32
longtime Apple developer. I
32:34
think he was the one who came up with a pull to refresh.
32:37
He did that newswire in his
32:39
blog at essential.com. Corporations are not
32:41
to be loved. I need
32:43
to remember now and again that Apple is a
32:45
corporation. Corporations aren't people. They can't love you back.
32:48
You wouldn't love GE or Exxon or Comcast,
32:51
and you shouldn't love Apple. It doesn't care
32:53
about you personally in the least
32:55
tiny bit. And if you were in their way
32:57
somehow, and I have to think Brent might have
33:00
some personal experience here, they would
33:02
do whatever their might, effectively infinite
33:04
compared to your own, enables
33:07
them to deal with you. Apple
33:11
has, like he says, luckily Apple has just provided us
33:13
all with a reminder. Just like the
33:16
sixth finger in an AI-rendered hand, Apple's
33:18
policies for distributing apps in the US
33:20
that provide an external purchase link are
33:22
startlingly graceless, and
33:27
jarring, but not
33:29
surprising. Reminder, Apple is not a real person and
33:31
not worthy of your love. It's hard for, I
33:33
think, and I'll include myself in
33:35
the cult of Mac. Those
33:38
of us, and you were early on a cult
33:41
of Mac member, Corey, I know you've
33:43
moved on. I have an Apple tattoo. Yeah.
33:45
You do, really? My only tattoo, I have
33:47
a sad Mac with a hexadecimal error code.
33:50
Oh, that's great. Where
33:52
is that, by the way? Inner thigh? On
33:54
my right bicep where it turned into a kind
33:56
of smudge because I got it like 28 pixels
33:58
square. You know, I dumped the... the roms on
34:00
an SE and then laser printed it
34:02
and brought it to a tattoo artist and he was like, this
34:04
is going to smudge. And I'm like, no, I'll be careful. And
34:07
now it's just a story. But
34:09
that's a beautiful story. So at
34:11
the time you clearly were a fan. I
34:16
think that as with
34:18
my relationship with Disney theme parks,
34:20
it is quite possible to love the sin and hate
34:23
the sinner. But you
34:25
don't have to excuse all
34:27
of the bad things that someone does or a
34:30
firm does just because they've made things that you
34:32
enjoy and that make your life better. You
34:34
can give them some grace, but you don't have to
34:37
be blind to their bad actions.
34:40
And I think that so much of the kind
34:42
of painful stuff that we get into
34:45
when someone or some firm
34:47
that has done something that we like disappoints us
34:50
arises out of this weird idea that
34:52
all ethical conduct sits in this balance
34:54
scale. And if all the
34:57
bad things that someone's done are worse than all the
34:59
good things that someone's done, all the good things are
35:01
wiped away. And if all the good things are better
35:03
than all the bad things that someone's done, then all
35:05
the bad things are irrelevant.
35:08
And instead we can just have those exist in
35:10
superposition. We can say when Apple has its
35:13
customers backs, right, when Apple is
35:15
kicking Facebook spying out of iOS,
35:17
when Apple is fighting the FBI
35:19
on surveillance and encrypted messaging, Apple
35:22
is doing good and Apple's
35:25
conduct and the products that arise from that conduct are
35:27
good. And then when Apple
35:29
is removing all working privacy tools from the
35:31
Chinese app store, when
35:34
Apple secretly turns on its own ad-based surveillance on
35:36
iOS platform after kicking Facebook out, then Apple is
35:38
bad and doing bad. We don't have to say
35:41
Apple is a bad company for having done bad,
35:43
nor do we have to say Apple is a
35:45
good company for having done good. What we have
35:47
to say is what are the forces that discipline
35:50
Apple so that on balance its conduct is good?
35:52
And What are the policies that create
35:55
a regime in which when Apple does
35:57
bad, we are not forced to take
35:59
those bad. Decisions on or rather can
36:01
make another choice. Which is why things
36:03
like side loading and third party app
36:06
stores are good. Not because necessarily any
36:08
one that you know will use them,
36:10
but because the possibility that someone will
36:12
use them might discipline Apple into conducting
36:14
itself better and the operation of it's
36:16
own app store. And should Apple's hubris
36:19
our way it's it's self defense or
36:21
it's self self preservation instinct, then you'll
36:23
have a remedy, right? You can go
36:25
somewhere else. If it ever gets bad
36:27
enough, you can go somewhere else. Does
36:31
the issues debate hold on? We're going to
36:33
stop now. This debate will continue on Mac
36:35
bi weekly. It is a good cause to
36:37
me up it is it Located is an
36:40
ongoing conversation that we have a Mac break
36:42
quickly. As. Alex His position
36:44
as is cited a well known and well
36:46
well as well executed by staff and for
36:48
a just was assumed ones that ten seconds
36:51
sir. It's. Not that Big Apple does everything
36:53
right. I hate the Apple Tv at this point. Like that
36:55
they are Iowa a servant T B O S I I
36:57
complain about it all the time. It's not that I that
36:59
I. That. I I that I
37:01
think Apple does better. I just measured
37:04
against everything else, including the United States
37:06
government and shoes Apple over almost all
37:08
of those other things. Because their business
37:10
model selfishly is user centric is far
37:13
as not not developer centric and not
37:15
government century, but user centric. And and
37:17
that's their business model. I don't claim
37:19
that they're good. I. Just don't. I'm
37:22
only say that their business model is to keep folks
37:24
like us. Happy. You know and
37:26
a were those out than offered the of which is
37:28
not apply in China. In. I mean it's
37:30
kind of those bathroom and my government of a see
37:32
I mean know like as long as you like about
37:34
kingdom talk about not getting to choose my the. There's
37:36
a lot of things I don't like about California, but
37:38
I've chosen to live here. you know, like you know
37:41
and and I'd and and there's a ton of things
37:43
that I think heard crappy about the state. but I'm
37:45
here, I'm here and I I don't. I'm like and
37:47
this is where I live. You know and I'm not.
37:49
I'm not going anywhere. Weirdo so that humans are so
37:51
you always have to take it. take all those pieces
37:53
together as a home. Humans are such a. Tribal.
37:57
A. species in it's how we
37:59
can or organized our lives and
38:01
survived and succeeded so long.
38:03
It's hard not to be tribal. And one
38:06
of the attributes of tribalism is my side is
38:08
right and your side is wrong
38:10
always and forever. And
38:13
tribalism doesn't really solve this problem at
38:15
all. And while I do
38:17
not have an apple tattoo, I do
38:19
have a twit tattoo. And it hasn't
38:21
changed. Why do you have that? It's
38:26
a long story. Let's
38:30
put it this way. It was New Year's Eve. I
38:32
came home the next morning with my head shaved and a
38:35
tattoo on my ass. That's all
38:37
you need to know. That's all you need to
38:39
know. I thought you were going to
38:41
say that most of the time it says twit,
38:43
but at very special moments it says, Twitter the
38:45
company came after Twitch and network. We
38:50
used to have a paragraph, because we'd call
38:52
people from Twitter and they'd say, Twitter. And
38:54
we had a whole paragraph where we'd say,
38:56
no, Twitch predates Twitter. It's
39:00
a network, podcast network, not a, anyway,
39:02
fortunately. I don't have to do that
39:05
anymore, because Twitter is
39:07
the company formerly known as
39:10
Twitter. But as long as we're
39:13
in the, I want to take a break, we need
39:15
to take a break, but I do, as long as
39:17
we're in the annals of companies behaving badly, you saw
39:19
that Verizon has agreed to settle a
39:21
class action lawsuit of $100 million. That
39:24
is the craziest one I've read that. I
39:26
was like, what are they doing? They
39:29
are agreeing to make a payment, but
39:31
they're not agreeing to stop the behavior.
39:34
And if you look at what they're willing to pay people, they're
39:36
actually making a profit. We're talking about 30%. They're
39:39
making 60% on the profit. This is
39:41
the so-called telco recovery fee, which
39:44
the class action lawsuit asserted
39:46
is nothing but just more
39:48
profit for Verizon. They
39:50
admitted no wrongdoing, but did settle for $100 million and
39:52
then said, oh, and by the
39:56
way, we're going to continue to charge the fee.
40:00
a problem when it comes to regulation in
40:02
this country and this is something that the
40:04
reg is being part of pioneering when a
40:06
fine or settlement like this is announced you
40:08
don't just say it's a hundred million you
40:10
say this is what 0.2 percent
40:13
of their net profit for the last
40:15
year this is a cost of business
40:17
you know cost for them this isn't
40:19
a fine this isn't a deterrence in
40:21
any way they also agree business they
40:23
also agree to amend their variety
40:26
my Verizon Wireless customer agreement
40:30
to include this explanation of the charges
40:33
which range by the way it's a few bucks per
40:35
bill but it's on every month and
40:37
it doesn't do anything except give them money
40:39
in their pocket in addition to
40:41
the cost of your planned Verizon rights or any
40:43
features to which you may subscribe our
40:45
charges may also include an administrative
40:48
and telco recovery charge
40:51
the administrative and telco recovery charge
40:53
is an attacks it
40:55
isn't required by law it's
40:57
not necessarily related to anything the
40:59
government does and is
41:01
kept by us in whole or
41:03
in part and
41:06
the funny thing is that nobody will ever read that
41:09
and they end up as you one dollar a
41:11
quarter one dollar a month for all the months
41:13
that you had it right you're paying three dollars
41:16
right you don't get your money back the settlement
41:18
every five years the the lawyers will take uh
41:21
you know 40 billion 40 million the lawyers get
41:23
40 million Verizon makes a profit and you get
41:25
a little bit of a rebate back but that's
41:27
exactly what this is this is watch this happen
41:30
in five years from now yeah like a 40
41:32
it's like eight million dollar a year deal for
41:34
this law firm to just say we're just going
41:36
to keep settling every five years we'll take some
41:38
money we'll send some back to everybody and we'll get
41:40
a little bit of press and i'll move on Verizon page
41:42
is started back there's a
41:44
phrase from the law and political economy movement here which
41:46
is that a fine is a price um
41:49
and you know this this is the
41:51
issue with um uh rather than prohibiting
41:53
conduct finding people for the conduct and
41:55
it's also the problem With
41:57
certain kinds of consent-based regimes are noted,
42:00
Notification based Regimes Rights By By As I
42:02
said before, we're talking about Apple's saw developer
42:04
tail section five to two and and you
42:06
know you may not violating when else is
42:08
T O S that the fact that the
42:11
T O S says you know by being
42:13
dumb enough to use our product you agree
42:15
that are allowed to come to your house
42:17
and punch your grandmother and where your underwear
42:20
and miss long distance calls and eat all
42:22
the food near for it doesn't actually like
42:24
should not constitute consent and you know that
42:26
the outer periphery. Of what you
42:28
can consent to without being able to
42:31
negotiate should be much more tightly constrained
42:33
by that them. The idea that we
42:35
should have a higher threshold for a
42:37
wedding contract was called unconscious ability. A
42:39
clause that's happy and forced because it
42:42
shocks the contents should be much higher
42:44
in these on our contracts. Have a
42:46
decision or click through contracts for you,
42:48
don't get a say otherwise you just
42:50
how you just have this thing where
42:52
you say okay, well you're not allowed
42:55
to do this and are they say
42:57
great? Well from. Now on will just tell
42:59
people were doing aunts and either gets buried in
43:01
a fine print or you see it in the
43:03
fine print and you're like but I still need
43:05
the thing right? bus back to the point or
43:07
whatever they can do is low enough. so now
43:09
it's a couple of bucks a month. Was
43:12
and. In and and really the question is
43:14
when she get it if it became a regulation
43:16
rather than a settlement was my probably why the
43:18
keep his the settlements the I is what wants
43:20
you to a regulation you keep on doing it
43:22
than that becomes that starts to eat your smoke
43:24
lots of small have. Lots. Of
43:26
small crimes and add up to a big crime is
43:28
rico. You. Know what you know and as
43:30
I know I want to channel I want to
43:33
tell Can why here and say it's probably not
43:35
read tough decisions I know, but. While
43:38
arrivals take a break, not agree pale.
43:41
Lots. To discuss. I.
43:43
Love it when a panel or does not
43:45
necessarily see eye to eye and thus. I.
43:47
Think we got as three smart people
43:49
were who argue that case. Well Cory
43:51
Doctorow is here his new book The
43:53
Bezel is on kickstarter if you want
43:55
to. Support. The audio
43:57
addition wizard a wonderful will. In.
44:01
A I love I love the first Martin
44:03
had spoken. Can't wait to read the Bezel.
44:05
This is great, Are secular is great. Yeah
44:07
and you know I'll be fair. You say
44:09
Amazon was sell it but let's be fair.
44:11
The reason Amazon or so as because you
44:13
won't put Drm on it. So sure, right?
44:15
But but you know that that's like saying
44:17
I'm. At. Your Amazon also won't sell
44:20
books that, ah ah, for a while. Anyway,
44:22
they wouldn't sell books that had links to
44:24
sites other than Amazon and Numb And right,
44:26
you know the answer might be. while you
44:28
could just write a book that didn't have
44:30
those requirements and and Amazon would sell it,
44:32
sir. Okay, if if I allowed Amazon to
44:35
lock every book that I sold to Amazon's
44:37
platform forever, you know sections What one of
44:39
the Dmz provides for a five hundred thousand
44:41
dollar fine and a five year prison sentence
44:43
for removing Drm See Which means that if
44:45
I as the author of the book and
44:47
the person who financed. The audio book. Where.
44:50
To provide you the person who bought the book from
44:52
Audible with a tool so you can move it out
44:54
of Audible that. And. Played in another app.
44:57
Not. Only would that be punishable by
44:59
a stiffer penalty than you just pirating the
45:01
book from some torrent site? It's It's a
45:03
much higher penalty than you pay if you
45:05
shoplifted the book on Cd from like a
45:07
truck stop. and it's even probably harsher than
45:10
the penalty would pay if you stock up
45:12
the truck that deliver the season metics on
45:14
Saturday. Night And and
45:16
the fact that Amazon says well all you
45:18
have to do as consent to this term
45:20
where his ass you We get to send
45:22
you to prison for five years if you
45:24
help your listeners listen to a book that
45:26
you made. For me to, someone else is out here
45:29
if you know. Yeah, sure, Amazon will sell my books.
45:31
If I agree to that, I won't agree to that.
45:33
But I said shut up. You. Know that
45:35
that's a. That's. A Reasonable
45:37
Things are not. Agree to
45:39
Hide I agree. Kickstarter Search
45:41
for the Bezel. You'll. Find
45:43
it pretty quickly. What? Is a
45:46
bezel. So. Vessels Johnson of
45:48
Dalhousie are term for the magic interval after
45:50
the con artist has your money but before
45:52
you know it's a con someone else as
45:54
you feel like you're better off. We both
45:56
long. As an aside some
45:58
that increase of happiness and the. The.so think
46:00
about you know how everybody felt about
46:02
and as T V for the inner
46:04
peace prostrate that was the Bezel right?
46:06
How everyone feels about. Ah, you know,
46:08
the Metaverse before the Metaverse crashes, How
46:11
everyone feels about arm. You know, all
46:13
the Ai exuberance before. You know ninety
46:15
eight percent of the Ai companies pull
46:17
the plug on. There are very expensive
46:19
to run servers and all the integration
46:21
you've done with with a I Tools
46:23
goes away. So what you're saying is,
46:25
if you're happy right now, you're probably
46:27
in the Bezel. Know
46:31
but I think that such as you're
46:33
reading into I'm into and certification his
46:35
and we'll have to censor books and
46:37
we will develop added my next book
46:39
I got sent off the proposal so
46:41
excited. If you know I don't think
46:43
it's inevitable that companies abuse their customers
46:45
like I was. Thing about Apple I
46:47
I'd I'd been the beneficiary of many
46:49
instances in which Apple did the right
46:51
thing for their customers. Ah, And
46:53
I'm more interested in. How.
46:55
We discipline Apple and other companies
46:58
by making it so that the
47:00
past that they bear. For.
47:02
Failing to have their customers back is
47:04
higher than expected return and so that
47:07
when they fail to take that ah,
47:09
calculus seriously, we can go somewhere else
47:11
than I am with. Like trying to,
47:13
you know, create a moral hierarchy of
47:15
which trillion dollar companies are good Trillion
47:18
dollar companies and with trillion dollar companies
47:20
are bad trillion dollar companies. As simple
47:22
as really important, I. Think
47:24
contextual station. That. There's good
47:26
and there's bad that isn't Doesn't let anybody
47:28
off the hook you not weighing your soul
47:30
against the weight of a feather. it is
47:32
not replicated. By about I
47:35
have a short story and mods or
47:37
final Dangerous Visions anthology that Harlan Ellison
47:39
South literary executor Joe Stirs and Ski
47:41
is putting out about Harlan Ellison in
47:44
Purgatory. Ah Harland, it's a wonderful thing
47:46
to do was her first example is
47:48
in Asia and it's called the Weight
47:50
of a Heart The Weight of Us.
47:52
Other instance of this gonna be the
47:54
so Dangerous to the prisoners completion groceries
47:57
and Ski has bought the book and
47:59
it's coming from Blackwell Unless one of
48:01
the great last pieces of sign language
48:03
dunk the mean I dummied I did.
48:05
I wasn't as a bit rape as
48:08
a in a bar in San Francisco
48:10
it includes some had Napoleon Complex Social
48:12
also put a sign that he was.
48:15
A fantastic right I'm so glad to
48:17
see coming back and up and also
48:19
wonderful friend. Oh. Really I you
48:21
if you do Harlan Ellison. but he
48:23
wasn't my friend. oh with the friend
48:25
of many of my friends, but he
48:27
was gratuitously rotten to me. He was
48:29
also my teacher and he was quite
48:31
bad as a teacher. ah but he
48:33
was. I watched him do a thing
48:36
that he was infamous for which is
48:38
to to the goat and she's an
48:40
angel in the class I was neither
48:42
of them for the records and sour
48:44
one with saw praise and and reduce
48:46
the other to tears just seemingly to
48:48
show that he to do I. But.
48:50
There there at the stories of the way
48:52
that he was a generous, kind and thoughtful
48:55
friend to other people are not made up,
48:57
and they are not cancelled out by the
48:59
stories of the ways in which he harmed
49:01
other people. They. Are in just
49:03
as I say in superposition. And.
49:06
You know that the idea that we can write
49:08
the books clean of all the good Harlan did
49:11
because of all the terrible things he did is
49:13
no more valid than the idea that we should
49:15
ignore all the terrible things he said because he
49:17
was so good and kind so many times they
49:20
just have to both be we're not very good
49:22
as humans and know living in paradox visits. the
49:24
more I learn about life, the more I realized
49:26
with us what we live in. And.
49:29
We will have to be black and white. and
49:31
it isn't. It is not like whenever. In any
49:33
case, I was going
49:35
to be and that's the wonderfully and
49:37
Thomson from the register. Always a pleasure
49:40
to have you forget respond to be
49:42
a threesome I want to say Intellectual
49:44
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52:00
World Economic Forum which just concluded in
52:02
Davos, the new
52:05
president of Argentina,
52:07
Javier Mille, his
52:09
special address. Now the things
52:12
he said were a little unpleasant so I'm
52:14
not talking about what he said. Let me
52:16
play the normal video
52:18
of this. This is from the
52:20
translator, simultaneous translation as
52:22
he's speaking. But
52:25
this concept which in the developed world
52:27
became fashionable in recent times. So you
52:29
can hear in the background, you can
52:31
hear his Spanish and you
52:33
can hear an English accent, a British
52:35
accent, a translator translating
52:37
it. My country has been a constant in
52:39
political discourse. In real time. In 80 years
52:41
the problem is. So really it's just kind
52:44
of getting all the words out there. But
52:46
you demonstrated, you show us something which is
52:48
very interesting. This is a YouTube video with
52:51
the English speech rendered
52:53
by HeyGen.ai. Tell me
52:55
what's happening here Alex. So
52:57
what's happening here, this is a deep fake
53:00
that is taking his Spanish, converting it to
53:02
English and then also reforming his mouth. Now
53:04
this is all, again this is
53:06
all. It looks very similar. I mean it's a deep
53:08
fake. There's the original and here's the video. The
53:12
interesting thing is, so we've been doing, this has been
53:14
finding its way into visual effects for a while. We
53:16
have to like, someone swears and we have to make
53:18
a TV version. Someone does this, whatever. And
53:20
so inserting these things into it has been
53:22
something that companies have been doing for the
53:24
last couple years. It's
53:28
not completely unknown but it's not brand
53:30
new either. But I
53:32
had not seen it in this environment and I will
53:34
admit this is an environment that I live in so
53:36
I know a lot about it. I've done hundreds of
53:38
events with 6 to 15 languages. We
53:42
have this stuff going out. There
53:46
is such a loss of energy and we talk
53:48
about it all the time. A loss of energy
53:50
for the speaker that happens when you have
53:52
a translation. When they have to speak in their
53:54
own language, a lot of them will attempt to
53:57
speak in English because it gives
53:59
them a greater impact. around the world. You see
54:01
Volkow doing that, but it's broken English and
54:03
it loses impact for that. We
54:06
have a school in Rwanda and so our students
54:08
stream most of the government events and so on
54:10
and so forth there. So
54:14
President Kagame isn't a completely
54:16
different person in Rwanda than he is in
54:18
English. Yeah, that makes sense. And
54:21
so what he says is how he says it and everything else.
54:23
I would be a completely different person as well, right? And
54:26
so because we're trying to find the other language and
54:28
say the words in the best way we can, in
54:30
this case, you're allowing that person and again, I think
54:32
people will be scared about this, but I think this
54:34
is a great thing for the people who are actually
54:36
saying it, assuming that it's accurate. We
54:39
have to remember that almost all translation is not
54:41
accurate and we're still arguing over what the Bible
54:43
says. So this is the AI is also doing
54:45
the translation as well as the D-Translate. This
54:47
is to my knowledge. This is my knowledge
54:49
of it and this is the process. It
54:51
would probably not in real time. It
54:54
is I'm going to take changing from one
54:56
language to another is something large language models do really
54:58
well, probably better than human beings most of the time.
55:02
Then the second piece is building a
55:05
voice model and these guys
55:07
are doing it. Probably the leader in this right
55:09
now is 11 Labs. They are just...
55:11
Yeah, my AI Leo voice is from
55:13
11 Labs. It's frightening. Yeah, I know
55:16
some folks that are like that they're doing their
55:18
interviews with it, like they type it out and
55:20
just send it to somebody. It's pretty wild. I
55:22
don't want to... And so the 11 Labs is
55:24
kind of nailing that process. This one is... But
55:28
then the hardest part is this idea of I'm going
55:30
to change the mouth movement. So I'm going to move
55:32
and... But we can do it and we've
55:34
been doing it in visual effects for the
55:37
last couple of years where you're using... You're
55:39
basically rebuilding that model. Now what in
55:41
visual effects the impact is all those dubs that
55:43
you see eventually we'll use
55:46
this for movies, for the releases. So you don't
55:48
have any kind of lack of
55:50
sync with the person talking. But
55:52
I think that this really benefits and when it becomes
55:54
real time, which is probably going to be a while.
55:56
This is probably 100x. to
56:00
100. So it probably takes a long time
56:02
to render. But
56:04
when it happens, it means that the individual speaking
56:07
about what they care about, whether it's what he
56:09
cares about, or what Zelensky cares about, speaking in
56:11
their own language, coming in in English or French,
56:13
or whatever language it needs to go out to,
56:16
is a huge value for
56:19
that speaker to increase the impact of
56:21
what they're saying. Because
56:23
right now, everybody's crippled by
56:25
translation, the
56:27
interpretation in this case. Everybody
56:30
gets crippled by interpretation because the interpreters, they
56:32
have bad mics, they're always kind of droning
56:34
on, they're not any more
56:38
accurate than the large language model, in my opinion. And
56:41
so it's just really frustrating. You always go, there's got to be
56:43
a better way to do this. And this is the best. I
56:45
was just kind of... So let
56:47
me show you again the actual
56:50
speech. Millais is talking
56:52
to Davos. And
56:54
you hear the... And
57:02
actually, I think the simultaneous translator is doing a decent
57:04
job of getting the intonation in there.
57:06
This is the deep fake. It
57:19
sounds like his voice, by the way. I should say, if you
57:21
heard Millais's voice... The
57:23
mouth movements are perfect. I
57:27
think it looks a little funny every once in a while. You
57:30
know, if you didn't know ahead of time to look for it... That's
57:36
the scary part, right? Well,
57:38
and that's the deep fake concern is that
57:40
you could put this in the mouth of
57:42
Benjamin, that and Yah. Everything,
57:46
as Corey succinctly said earlier,
57:48
everything comes with good and
57:50
bad. The
57:52
good side of this is allowing people to speak to the
57:54
whole world in their native... I can speak
57:56
in my native language. It goes out to them in their native
57:58
language. It is a... head
58:01
and shoulder ability to communicate in a
58:03
much more powerful way and we're eliminating
58:05
you know it's like Star Trek you
58:08
know no one thinks about language. I
58:10
saw hate and I see yes four
58:12
years ago they had fake people but
58:14
they were based on real people so
58:17
these are these are presenters
58:21
that look very real apparently
58:24
though they can do it with now with
58:26
real people as a deep fake which is
58:28
interesting and these well
58:31
I think these are simulated presenters right
58:33
you choose the presenter you want the
58:35
language you want to speak in it's kind of
58:39
amazing. I do worry though
58:41
because we're in a way you know 2024 is going
58:44
to be a major election year we've got presidential
58:46
elections in the US we've got the general election
58:49
in the UK and this
58:51
kind of technology is really coming of
58:54
age as it were I
58:57
suspect we're gonna see some
58:59
really interesting examples this year
59:01
of completely fake scandals coming
59:03
through. I don't know
59:05
maybe I don't know I
59:08
have more faith in people's ability to detect these
59:10
or at least just
59:12
be suspicious of them I
59:14
think generally what happens is people believe what
59:17
they want to believe and they look for
59:19
things to reinforce their beliefs
59:21
I don't think people's minds are changed
59:23
by these things am
59:25
I is that hopelessly
59:27
naive of me? It
59:29
might be I think there's a lot of we just
59:32
have to remember that you know that
59:37
not everyone is above average you know and so
59:39
and so the thing is that we easily pushed
59:41
around this discussion you know often feels that with
59:43
almost patronizing to me like well you can't trust
59:45
real people to know the difference no I don't
59:48
mean real people but I mean I just have
59:50
that you know you have to have if it
59:53
builds into their own narrative that they already look at the
59:55
world they tend to latch on to it and it doesn't
59:57
matter how smart in fact sometimes they're smart enough to... are
1:00:00
obviously fake. I mean, if you see
1:00:03
Donald Trump with a physique that would
1:00:05
rival, you know, Superman,
1:00:07
you know that's fake. And
1:00:10
people who embrace it and put it on their trucks
1:00:12
or raise it up on the flag know that it's
1:00:14
fake, but that doesn't matter because it says something to
1:00:17
them that is true, a deeper truth. But
1:00:20
part of the challenge is that we're lying to people all the time.
1:00:22
So how do we know what is true?
1:00:24
You know, our government will tell us all these things
1:00:26
they're not doing. And they are. Yeah. You know, there's,
1:00:29
you know, when, when, you know, like, you know, there's
1:00:31
a lot of things that we, the government will tell
1:00:33
us over and over and over again. And then, and
1:00:35
then after a while, they're like, well, it
1:00:37
wasn't exactly that way. Is this a form of, you know,
1:00:39
and, and, and, you know, and then we don't know. No,
1:00:42
I guess this is different. I mean, look, I
1:00:45
was telling the joke before we started that I'm
1:00:47
okay with people using certification colloquially, however they want.
1:00:49
We speak English. It doesn't have a language Academy.
1:00:51
Go ahead. I made up this word. I don't
1:00:53
get to have the final say about how
1:00:55
people use it. I didn't even know the Corey made it up. I
1:00:58
use it all the time. I'm
1:01:00
glad that I have the origin now. I
1:01:05
love it, but I just dread seeing it in the
1:01:07
headline because I know everyone's going to be like,
1:01:09
how dare they be? Well, this
1:01:11
is one of the reasons I think
1:01:13
it's successful is that it's anyway, that's
1:01:15
a separate point. But I think that
1:01:17
Leo, both actually both Leo
1:01:19
and Alex, you hit on something really important there, which
1:01:22
is that the, it's
1:01:24
often the case that we already
1:01:26
have both norms and rules against
1:01:28
the kinds of uses of deep
1:01:30
fake technology that we're worried about.
1:01:33
So for example, there
1:01:35
are pretty strict rules about election interference
1:01:38
that apply irrespective of
1:01:40
whether you're doing with a computer or
1:01:43
not. You know, thankfully, unlike say in
1:01:45
privacy, where we have somehow
1:01:47
decided that you can violate the law so long
1:01:49
as you do it with an app, we have
1:01:51
not gotten there with election interference. We
1:01:54
do take that seriously. There are pretty stiff
1:01:56
penalties. I was just on
1:01:59
a panel right after the. George Carlin, bad
1:02:01
George Carlin. Oh my God, was that awful.
1:02:04
And his family were very
1:02:06
upset, and I understand, but
1:02:09
we have personality rights in places
1:02:11
where that would apply. And
1:02:15
we have also had impersonators for
1:02:17
a really long time. And
1:02:21
the fact that the impersonation is easier
1:02:23
and faster has some
1:02:26
changes at the margin, but it's a
1:02:28
change in degree and not a
1:02:31
change in kind. And
1:02:34
we already have rules about when an impersonator
1:02:36
crosses a line and when they don't. Elvis
1:02:39
is obviously dead, supposedly. But
1:02:42
if an Elvis impersonator were
1:02:44
to try to access the Elvis Presley estate and
1:02:46
draw the money
1:02:56
out of it, we would know what the cause of action
1:02:58
was. And
1:03:02
in the UK,
1:03:05
for every year, there's a
1:03:07
season on Channel on Radio 4
1:03:09
where dead ringers impersonate political people.
1:03:11
It's not election interference. There
1:03:14
is no intention to fool someone. If
1:03:16
someone is fooled, there is not a
1:03:18
crime that's been committed. And
1:03:21
probably the people who make the show will,
1:03:23
having fooled someone, make a point of
1:03:25
letting it be known that they weren't
1:03:27
intending to fool you and try and
1:03:29
set the record straight. So there are
1:03:31
some genuinely novel, scary
1:03:34
things about AI
1:03:36
and deepfakes and so on. But
1:03:39
of really large numbers of the ones
1:03:41
that people come up with really seem
1:03:43
like they're part and parcel of the
1:03:45
whole kind of weird thing that AI
1:03:47
bros do where they hold a flashlight
1:03:49
under their chin and say, AI, you
1:03:52
know, like the spicy
1:03:54
autocomplete is going to turn us into
1:03:56
paperclips. In the future, no one
1:03:58
will know. know what's true.
1:04:03
And I think that
1:04:05
it's possible to like
1:04:07
cleave the silliness from the
1:04:09
real issues, and there's some real issues. I'm
1:04:11
a science fiction writer. I love digging into
1:04:13
those without kind of just
1:04:17
creating a situation which you can sound profound by
1:04:19
rubbing your chin and saying, well, what about after
1:04:21
AI comes to this? Well, even
1:04:23
worse, I think a lot of AI
1:04:26
executives are using this to hype their
1:04:28
products. Sure. Famously, Sam
1:04:30
Altman talking to Ina Freed, I think
1:04:33
this was also at Davos, said,
1:04:36
chat GPT will have to evolve
1:04:38
in uncomfortable ways. And
1:04:40
it gives you the veneer of, oh, I
1:04:43
care. I'm really paying attention to this,
1:04:45
and we really care. But really, really what it's
1:04:47
all about is saying, see how brilliant our AI
1:04:49
is. It could
1:04:51
even be uncomfortable. Ha ha. The
1:04:54
scholar Lee Vinsol at Virginia Tech has
1:04:56
a really useful term for this. He
1:04:58
calls it Krita hype. Krita hype. I
1:05:01
love it. Yeah. Yeah. So,
1:05:04
you know, this, like, and he, he, I think
1:05:06
coined it mostly to talk about tech bros who
1:05:09
work for surveillance advertising companies making
1:05:11
claims about having built my mind
1:05:13
control rays or
1:05:15
Cox Media Group saying we can listen
1:05:18
to every device in your house. Yeah,
1:05:20
exactly. Yeah. Exactly what it's like,
1:05:22
right? You can criticize these companies on the one
1:05:24
hand for claim for like wanting
1:05:26
to build a mind control rate, like wanting to
1:05:28
build a mind control rate objectively makes you a
1:05:31
very bad person, right? But you don't have
1:05:33
to believe that they built the mind control
1:05:35
rate, especially when they're like these much more
1:05:37
parsimonious explanations for what's going on. Like maybe
1:05:40
the reason you're getting so much money for
1:05:42
your ads is that ad tech is a
1:05:45
duopoly. And you guys
1:05:47
have this secret program called Jedi Blue, where
1:05:49
Google and Facebook illegally collude to rig the
1:05:51
ad market. And maybe that's why the ad
1:05:53
market is so lucrative and not because you
1:05:56
figured out how to make Grampian to a
1:05:58
QAnon. Yeah.
1:06:00
You know I think of the I think that it's not so
1:06:02
much that ah. I guess
1:06:04
what am I am when I look at I'm a
1:06:07
big fan of a I I I promise I all
1:06:09
i cooker ai recipes now as chatty be t like
1:06:11
I'm I'm like you are as three either the key
1:06:13
with chatty Btc talent where it's coming from what you
1:06:15
want you know and then the output and say you
1:06:18
are A as a Michelin chef. Make.
1:06:20
Me A to meet A give me a recipe
1:06:22
for tomato soup and it'll give me I just
1:06:24
needed him screamed i'm anyway so eyes so anyway
1:06:26
the Am and so and I used to journey
1:06:28
all day you know so so like these are
1:06:30
and chatty Beauty my wife who is not necessarily
1:06:32
hi tech for it she just pull that chatty
1:06:34
Bdr phone all the times I use ask questions
1:06:36
and does it so I don't I I think
1:06:38
that it is part of our lives and it's
1:06:41
going to make a lot of things better at
1:06:43
the same time. You know I do think we
1:06:45
have to beat. We have to know that You
1:06:47
know it. You know to err is human but
1:06:49
to really screw things. Up requires a computer and
1:06:51
and and and as much enterprises it's it's the
1:06:53
mass of of production that can be done In
1:06:55
on I look at it. We there was someone
1:06:57
who there was something like that I wanted to
1:07:00
do for a long time and I was talking
1:07:02
arms see days. A friend of mine he's he
1:07:04
is He did his resolve and I said here's
1:07:06
what I want to do. I want you to
1:07:08
look at a movie, I want to look at
1:07:10
a movie and when she to cut all of
1:07:12
the scenes. oh every time. every camera angle and
1:07:15
then I want them frame in the middle of
1:07:17
that camera angle so that we can look at
1:07:19
color. You know. And I was like I've I've
1:07:21
been asking black magic for this for a decade of
1:07:23
like add this thing because it lets us analyze movies
1:07:25
and am and he and his he wrote it and
1:07:27
he in like it's a little script that works inside.
1:07:30
I'm black magic and just send you a poster. literally
1:07:32
a light would you want Thirty Rose Wider, Forty Rose
1:07:34
White's for the how are you programming years I've never
1:07:36
programmed at all and other woot woot what are yours
1:07:38
and I did the whole thing and chatty Beauty and
1:07:41
you're like Ios I I pointed Chatty Be T towards
1:07:43
the scripting language and opened it up and told a
1:07:45
when I wanted and I just keep on and then
1:07:47
I was a couple little things to correct your in
1:07:49
their. an eye out haven't looked at
1:07:52
the code and years but i've never program
1:07:54
that asked why was i was like oh
1:07:56
alexander or by the way that that's going
1:07:58
to be an effective tool though talk to
1:08:00
a lot of AI people saying yeah
1:08:02
writing code is dead. It's
1:08:04
good for. Well I'm going to
1:08:07
say Stack Overflow banned chat GPT-3. Yeah
1:08:12
because it's a huge threat to them. Because
1:08:14
huge numbers of errors. Now I mean. Well
1:08:17
I think more because it's a threat to them because
1:08:19
people won't go to Stack Overflow anymore they're going to
1:08:21
go to chat GPT and do the same query. I
1:08:25
mean I use I use I created
1:08:27
an expert GPT in my language of
1:08:29
choice which is common list and
1:08:31
it will write code but I will never I guess
1:08:34
I could cut and paste the code but
1:08:36
it is very useful for me as a
1:08:39
reference that I can use as I
1:08:41
code and by the
1:08:43
way one of the things I did which I think is important
1:08:45
I don't know if
1:08:47
co-pilot does this or not but I suspect they
1:08:49
do as I said please don't I don't want
1:08:51
hallucinations only come up with an
1:08:53
answer that you can get from the corpus of materials I
1:08:55
gave them all sorts of list
1:08:57
books and stuff that's why it works well with common
1:09:00
list because it's so old there's a lot of stuff
1:09:02
in public domain and it's quite good and I asked
1:09:04
it this morning I forgot that
1:09:06
I was still in the expert instead of in the
1:09:08
regular chat beat GPT and I asked it a question
1:09:10
during ask the tech guys I said I don't know
1:09:13
anything about that if you have a question about common
1:09:15
list I'll be glad to
1:09:17
answer it which I may be very
1:09:19
happy it wasn't it isn't going to
1:09:21
hallucinate. I think there are uses right
1:09:23
now for AI I guess
1:09:25
like coding but certainly for expert systems
1:09:28
or coding assists just like someday
1:09:30
we'll be able to take our hands
1:09:32
off the wheel and read a book while a car drives
1:09:34
but for right now the smart thing
1:09:36
to do would be keep your hands on the wheel
1:09:38
and work together with the AI
1:09:40
as it drives. I mean you mentioned hallucination and
1:09:43
this is something which is it's kind of a
1:09:45
hot button for me because obviously when all this
1:09:47
stuff came out as a journalist
1:09:49
you first thought it's right let's check it
1:09:51
out can we actually write articles can we
1:09:53
automate things like financial results stories or outage
1:09:56
reports and that's what they're sporting. We
1:10:00
tried it out and the amount of time
1:10:02
we have to spend editing to get rid
1:10:04
of these hallucinations. Well, that was your mistake.
1:10:07
Well, I've been hallucinating. It's just a really nice
1:10:09
way to say, put that
1:10:11
up. Just put that up. We don't care.
1:10:13
It doesn't matter. What happened
1:10:15
to Sports Illustrated has been very strange
1:10:18
this week. And I mean, as a
1:10:20
Brit, I didn't really quite understand the
1:10:22
cultural significance of the two tissues. The
1:10:24
amount of people screaming about it online.
1:10:26
Huge. So just for those who don't
1:10:28
know, Mass Layoffs at Sports Illustrated. It
1:10:31
had a very weird economic
1:10:34
pinning. The name
1:10:37
Sports Illustrated and the rights
1:10:39
to Sports Illustrated was
1:10:41
owned by one company, which had purchased
1:10:43
it from Time, Inc. many years
1:10:45
ago. But then licensed to
1:10:48
another company, which was responsible for
1:10:50
editorial content and publishing the magazine,
1:10:54
the Arena Group. So the
1:10:56
company that owns the Sports Illustrated
1:10:58
name and rights, which apparently only
1:11:00
was interested in things like building
1:11:04
Sports Illustrated hotels, Authentics
1:11:07
Brand Group, they're a licensing company.
1:11:09
Yeah, there was going to be a Sports Illustrated hotel.
1:11:12
So the sad tale
1:11:14
of this is, and it's pretty much the same
1:11:16
tale about all media empires
1:11:19
from years gone by. Meredith, big
1:11:22
magazine publisher, bought Time, Inc. for
1:11:24
$3 billion in 2017. A
1:11:27
couple of years later, they started to sell
1:11:29
it off for parts. Sports Illustrated was sold
1:11:31
to this Authentics Brand Group, which
1:11:33
is a licensing company that acquires the rights
1:11:35
to celebrity brands. They bought it for $110
1:11:38
million, mostly for
1:11:40
the name, so they could have a Sports Illustrated
1:11:42
hotel. And then they asked
1:11:44
this Arena Group, which owns Men's Journal
1:11:47
Parade, the street. For
1:11:49
10 years, they did a 10-year deal that you
1:11:52
will publish in Operation Sports Illustrated. It
1:11:54
paid about $45 million in New York Times, $45
1:11:56
million for the rights to do so. Well.
1:12:01
I'm Arena Group has been running into trouble and
1:12:03
is basically laid off My almost all of the
1:12:05
staff including some of the. Most. Famous
1:12:07
names in sport writing. Ah,
1:12:10
they got also then trouble for having an Ai
1:12:12
right? some other articles. In fact the Ceo lost
1:12:14
his job over that. Ah at
1:12:17
is that right now Arena Group! So
1:12:19
they had a seven minute zoom call
1:12:21
on Friday. With
1:12:23
this with the staff laid most of them
1:12:26
off, many of them they said, well when
1:12:28
I prefer you now, you have ninety days
1:12:30
which is nice isn't not exactly an incentive.
1:12:33
We will continue to produce the Sports
1:12:35
Illustrated brand. They said an online content until
1:12:37
the situation is fully resolved. There.
1:12:41
But. I mean the same thing happened was
1:12:43
seen at this week as well. I mean
1:12:45
seen, it will put up for sale by
1:12:47
their owners is that? that's a really crying
1:12:50
shame for what used to be great already
1:12:52
destroyed that's read ventures rapid turn. Yeah yeah
1:12:54
and of course I did the same saying
1:12:56
they had and they i writing articles so
1:12:59
maybe that's the yeah canary in the coal
1:13:01
mine. When you start seeing a I written
1:13:03
articles that's a sign that that of if
1:13:05
you start seeing a I generated podcasts on
1:13:07
twitter. That's. A sure sign.
1:13:10
That the whole thing is going to
1:13:12
get sucked in the words that are
1:13:14
booming? It's it's really important. Understand that?
1:13:16
Of when we see things that
1:13:19
a eyes are good at right?
1:13:21
like identifying are potentially cancers, masses
1:13:23
on x rays, or maybe outlining
1:13:26
an essay. or maybe reading some
1:13:28
software on that. The
1:13:30
the way in which that makes for
1:13:32
a better world is one in which.
1:13:35
The. person a human with skills ah a
1:13:37
who's who would normally do that job gets
1:13:40
a second opinion right right like i really
1:13:42
liked that i have a car that when
1:13:44
i put my signal light on if there's
1:13:46
a car and my blindside is yeah he
1:13:49
beefs the right and i rented a car
1:13:51
little while ago that had a thing where
1:13:53
if i crossed the median and had a
1:13:55
virtual rumble strip adam yep and had i
1:13:58
have texans steering well we're at all those
1:14:00
things are really great and
1:14:03
the thing to understand is that the pitch from
1:14:05
the firms and that the pitch from the investors
1:14:08
is not, hey, your radiologist
1:14:10
who currently processes 10 test x-rays
1:14:13
a day will only process 9
1:14:16
because the second opinion from the AI is going
1:14:18
to come up 1 out of 10 times and
1:14:20
that radiologist is going to redo it. You will
1:14:22
catch more cancerous masses but it's going to cost
1:14:25
you more. The pitch for AI
1:14:27
is, hire some radiologist. So
1:14:31
I am all for things
1:14:33
that help people. After many
1:14:35
years of auto disabling spell
1:14:37
check or disabling auto spell check,
1:14:39
I finally turned it back on and I'm
1:14:41
catching typos while I write. Literally,
1:14:44
I did this like a month ago. I
1:14:46
have not had auto spell check on until
1:14:49
a month ago for my home writing career
1:14:51
because it drives me crazy to get
1:14:54
interrupted. Are you a very good
1:14:56
speller, Corey? Well,
1:14:58
I'm a pretty good speller but I would run spell
1:15:00
check after I was done with the document. What I
1:15:02
didn't want was the machine saying, basically,
1:15:05
it's just low key clippy, right?
1:15:07
The underline red line is low
1:15:09
key clippy. You seem to be
1:15:11
spelling a word, right? Would you like help with that?
1:15:13
And I might but I don't want help with it
1:15:15
while I'm writing. And I just I
1:15:18
reached a point where I finally said, okay, I'll do it. Where
1:15:24
you've got journalists using Grammarly
1:15:27
for various other AI apparently
1:15:30
writing tools, which can and it just
1:15:32
comes across as so bland and... Well,
1:15:35
you can ignore it. So Corey,
1:15:37
I just have to know though, you've turned it on
1:15:39
now. Is it a disadvantage? Is
1:15:41
it annoying you? Is it?
1:15:44
As is the case with many technological
1:15:47
changes, it was
1:15:49
very annoying at first and then I got used to
1:15:51
it and it just progressed to the mean. This is
1:15:53
the thing I mean, I knew that would happen. It's
1:15:56
the thing I tell everyone is like, oh, I could
1:15:58
never switch to Linux or Firefox or Thunderfog. or
1:16:00
whatever, it's like, you know what? For the
1:16:02
first two weeks, it's going to drive you
1:16:04
crazy. And then if you're ever noticing your
1:16:06
operating system ever, ever, something is
1:16:08
bad. I
1:16:11
don't notice my operating system. I don't think
1:16:13
of myself as an Ubuntu user any more
1:16:16
than I think of myself as a shoe
1:16:18
wearer or someone with centralized heating. Or,
1:16:20
you know. Like
1:16:22
it's just- Oh, you're one of those centralized heating
1:16:24
guys. I know. Yeah. It
1:16:27
doesn't make me a member of an oppressed ethnic minority
1:16:29
or anything, right? But
1:16:32
the other thing that I want to say
1:16:34
is that oftentimes the solutions that automation
1:16:37
proposes are solutions
1:16:39
that literally can't work. So you talked about keeping
1:16:41
your hands on the wheel, taking your hands off
1:16:44
the wheel. I mean, when
1:16:46
I'm in not the city
1:16:48
I live in now, LA, but the
1:16:50
city I grew up in, Toronto or the city I've spent
1:16:52
13 years in, London, I take my hands off the wheel
1:16:54
and I'm traveling down the road all the time because I'm
1:16:56
in a bus. And it's great. You
1:16:59
never have your hands on the wheel. In fact,
1:17:01
it would be a breach of the law to
1:17:03
put your hands on the wheel. Geometry
1:17:05
hates cars, right? There isn't a world
1:17:08
in which- That's terrible. There isn't an
1:17:10
AI algorithm that will let you solve
1:17:12
the Red Queen's race where every time
1:17:14
you add a car to the road
1:17:16
you increase the distance, you
1:17:18
increase the amount of road you need which
1:17:20
increases the distance between the things that you're
1:17:22
trying to get to which increases the amount
1:17:24
of cars that you need, right? I've been
1:17:27
traveling to Southern California since 1989 when I was 18 years old
1:17:29
and I always started
1:17:33
going to Disneyland from an early age. I
1:17:35
then worked at Imagineering. I was driving from
1:17:37
Glendale down to Anaheim and I've watched the
1:17:40
five down in Orange County go from like
1:17:42
eight lanes to 16 lanes. Now there's places
1:17:44
where I think it's over 30 lanes wide
1:17:46
and the traffic is worse. It's worse, right?
1:17:48
It's not better. Osh painting,
1:17:51
right? There isn't an
1:17:53
amount of cars that is
1:17:55
going to solve this problem, but there is an
1:17:57
amount of trains that will solve that
1:17:59
problem. And so I just think that
1:18:01
a lot of the times when we
1:18:03
are confronted with really serious problems there's a
1:18:05
technological way of approaching it that's often posed
1:18:08
as an all of the above solution, right?
1:18:10
Where it's like, well, we need to do
1:18:12
everything to resolve the
1:18:14
climate emergency or get people around cities. We
1:18:16
need cars, we need buses, we need this, we need
1:18:18
that. But these are actually at odds with each other,
1:18:20
right? If you're building highways, you're not building subways. What
1:18:23
you really... This is such... I finished The Power
1:18:25
Broker a few months ago and I can't stop
1:18:28
talking about it. But this is one of the
1:18:30
lessons of The Power Broker is this old Robert
1:18:32
Moses who was not only racist but
1:18:34
just had for some reason believed in
1:18:37
cars, I think he was taking money
1:18:39
from the rubber manufacturers and the gasoline
1:18:41
manufacturers and the car manufacturers and was
1:18:44
so adamantly against mass transit that
1:18:46
he thwarted every attempt to do it in
1:18:48
a sensible way. For instance,
1:18:51
when they were building these highways, he
1:18:53
called them parkways because he
1:18:55
thought of them as a park. He
1:18:58
pointed out, you could easily, at minimal
1:19:00
cost, put train tracks in the middle. You
1:19:03
would then kill two birds with one stone
1:19:05
because you've now got, during this infrastructure build,
1:19:08
very inexpensively you've got train tracks and
1:19:10
cars and he would thwart it at
1:19:13
every... Yeah, he built the footings so
1:19:15
that it was impossible to install a train underneath
1:19:17
it. He deliberately changed the shape of the
1:19:19
footings to make sure no trains could run...
1:19:21
And he also made the
1:19:24
bridges too low for buses because he didn't
1:19:26
want black people buses
1:19:28
too... Yeah, apparently that's a myth
1:19:30
but... It's not a myth. No, no, no. I've
1:19:33
talked to people. Those bridges are
1:19:35
10 feet high. You could get a personal
1:19:37
car beneath them but not a bus. So
1:19:41
there's a really good read along of
1:19:43
The Power Broker on 99% Invisible right
1:19:45
now and they just did the first
1:19:48
episode... Yeah, somebody's been telling me about
1:19:50
this. They had Robert Caro on. He's
1:19:52
still... Oh yeah. He's had
1:19:54
him on and he talked about going to
1:19:56
Robert Moses' offices and... interviewing
1:20:00
for the book and he told this incredible story about
1:20:02
the day Robert Moses figured out that it wasn't going
1:20:04
to be flattering and like, it's a
1:20:07
great, I listened to it yesterday, just
1:20:12
dropped last week, it's terrific, I really recommend
1:20:14
it, it's called The Power Broker but
1:20:16
it's in the 99% Invisible Feed. I'll
1:20:19
tell you, my wife recommended
1:20:21
I read that book because I'd
1:20:23
never even heard of Moses. I've
1:20:26
never heard of him either and I grew up in
1:20:28
New York but it's kind of buried in the history
1:20:30
of New York but he created
1:20:32
that city, I mean as in
1:20:34
the modern form. You
1:20:37
know it's funny, it's something like 1600 pages,
1:20:40
it's so thick you can barely carry it
1:20:44
and I wish it weren't over. I was so sad
1:20:46
when it ended, I want to read it again. It's
1:20:48
one of those books where it's daunting
1:20:50
to look at it but then
1:20:52
it's just incredible. Carrow's amazing. There's
1:20:54
also a good documentary, I think
1:20:57
it's called Turn Every Page about Robert Gottlieb,
1:20:59
his editor and Robert Carrow, features both of
1:21:01
them. That's really a great documentary,
1:21:03
I highly recommend. I got to take a break.
1:21:06
We're having way too much fun and I
1:21:08
didn't even get to inshittification so
1:21:11
we'll talk about that. We're
1:21:13
going to have some fun with that. We're going to
1:21:15
have some fun with that. In fact, while I'm doing
1:21:17
the ad, you can look up the original piece. It
1:21:21
was republished in Wired but read
1:21:23
it on pluralistic.net which is Corey's
1:21:25
blog. The title of it is
1:21:27
Tick Tox and Shittification. Is this the first time you
1:21:29
used that phrase? No, I
1:21:31
used it a few times before that but
1:21:34
it was the one that enshrined it in
1:21:36
the American language. And that was like
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a year ago yesterday or the day before. Happy anniversary. Life
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of the things I'd like to plug before we
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talk about how platforms die is how
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podcasting is dying. Really,
1:23:38
you've written a little bit about this too, Corey, I know, because
1:23:41
of Google and Facebook
1:23:44
and YouTube sucking all the wind out of
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advertising. Podcasts like ours come
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to you via RSS, which
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means we don't know anything about you, we can't track you,
1:23:54
we don't. But
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Spotify can, Amazon can, and so
1:23:59
can, you know, every... platform that
1:24:02
requires you to use their app to
1:24:04
listen to shows. Advertisers
1:24:06
are so hooked. It's
1:24:09
like sugar or heroin. They're so hooked
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on metrics and knowing more about the
1:24:13
audience and they
1:24:16
just don't want to give that up. So increasingly
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it's been difficult for us to sell advertising.
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We work. We love our advertisers and
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they do a great job for them. They
1:24:26
benefit from it but they still want
1:24:28
those audience demographics and we're still unwilling to give
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it to them. So we realized...
1:24:32
Well Google... Sorry? I was
1:24:34
going to say Google's manifest B3 is going
1:24:36
to really put the capital... Oh, get ready
1:24:38
for that. ...for this one. Yeah. Yeah.
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Now Google... Oh, actually we should talk about this
1:24:44
because Steve did a great piece on this new
1:24:46
thing that Google is doing to replace third party
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cookies. It's
1:24:51
really interesting. We'll talk about that too a little bit
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later on in the show. I
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just want to say at this point if you want to support
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join us. It
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is a great meme. So
1:26:44
in certification, and
1:26:46
this is how Corey begins that now
1:26:49
I think classic blog post. Here
1:26:52
is how platforms die. First
1:26:54
they're good to their users. Think
1:26:57
Amazon and it's customer centric approach.
1:26:59
And then they abuse their users
1:27:02
to make things better for their business
1:27:04
customers. Again think about Amazon and the
1:27:06
third party sellers. Half of
1:27:08
what you buy on Amazon now doesn't come from Amazon. It comes
1:27:10
from third party sellers. And then finally,
1:27:13
and this is the stage Amazon's in, they
1:27:15
abuse those business customers to claw
1:27:17
back all the value for themselves
1:27:21
and then they die. It's
1:27:24
kind of the new digital business cycle. And
1:27:27
it happens. And over and over again, Corey's
1:27:29
been very good about documenting it. Corey,
1:27:33
your argument, which I completely agree with
1:27:35
is not that you're
1:27:37
going to ever stop this, but this is the
1:27:39
argument for interoperability. We should be able to hop
1:27:42
from platform to platform. And as platforms start
1:27:44
becoming user hostile, we just go to the
1:27:46
next one. Yeah,
1:27:48
I think about that as being
1:27:50
sort of related to the problem of
1:27:53
wildfire in California. We've
1:27:56
always had fire in California. The indigenous people
1:27:58
lived here before the settlers came. used
1:28:00
to have controlled burns and that would
1:28:03
clear the dead stuff away from the bottom of the
1:28:05
forest and it would open up the canopy for new
1:28:07
growth and when the settlers came they declared war on
1:28:09
fire. Isn't it amazing that these indigenous
1:28:13
peoples knew to do that? Well
1:28:16
they were here for like a long time.
1:28:18
Millennia right? And so maybe they didn't at
1:28:21
first right? They just figured it out. They
1:28:23
burned. Yeah if we don't burn it it
1:28:25
will. God will. So yeah
1:28:27
so ending good fire didn't end
1:28:30
fire just ended controlled
1:28:32
fire and then now we have wildfire right? So
1:28:34
even if we resolve the climate emergency California is
1:28:36
still gonna burn because we have
1:28:38
all this fire debt. It's also the ecological cycle.
1:28:45
There's a whole bunch of plants that only
1:28:47
reproduce by creating fire and then they're seed
1:28:49
pods opening the fire and stuff but you
1:28:51
know the same thing used to be true
1:28:53
of tech right? It used to be prior
1:28:56
to the Carter era especially but
1:28:58
then slowly less and less in
1:29:00
the years afterwards that companies
1:29:02
weren't really allowed to buy their competitors or
1:29:04
merge with their competitors. They weren't allowed to
1:29:06
sell goods below cost in order to prevent
1:29:08
other firms from entering their markets. Those
1:29:11
were all just generally prohibited. There were there
1:29:13
were exceptions around their margins but that was
1:29:15
the way things worked and so it meant
1:29:17
that when no one at Cray could
1:29:19
figure out how to make a good computer anymore
1:29:21
that was the end of Cray and
1:29:24
it meant that you know when
1:29:27
IBM monopolized
1:29:30
its market it was taken to court for 12
1:29:32
years and eventually had
1:29:34
to do things like make PCs out of
1:29:36
commodity components and unbundle the OS and get
1:29:38
a third-party company called Microsoft to make its
1:29:40
OS and so we used to
1:29:42
have companies that rose and fall right? We fell.
1:29:44
We used to have good fire and
1:29:47
it meant that users
1:29:49
could be protected because it was very
1:29:51
easy to escape a platform. If
1:29:54
you had an IBM mainframe that IBM didn't
1:29:56
want to support anymore there were
1:29:58
the so-called seven dwarves. the
1:30:00
mostly Japanese electronics companies that would
1:30:02
continue to make peripherals for them
1:30:04
that were plug compatible. And if
1:30:07
you used Mac
1:30:09
OS and your CIO wanted to take
1:30:11
your computer away and replace it with
1:30:13
a Windows machine because Mac Office was
1:30:16
so bad that you couldn't communicate with
1:30:18
your colleagues, Steve Jobs could just have
1:30:20
his technologist reverse engineer office
1:30:23
and make iWork with pages, numbers, and keynote
1:30:25
that could read and write Word, Excel, and
1:30:27
PowerPoint files and you could switch from one
1:30:29
to the other. In fact, right after iWork
1:30:31
we got the switch campaign. It's
1:30:33
very easy to switch. You should switch.
1:30:36
It's the plug compatible software. Yeah. Right.
1:30:39
But do that today and they'll
1:30:41
bomb you until the rubble bounces. Make
1:30:43
a runtime for iOS that can, or
1:30:46
runtime for another platform that can run
1:30:48
iOS apps and playback media that Apple
1:30:50
has sold you or create
1:30:52
a scraper that lets you leave Facebook
1:30:55
but fetch the messages that are showing
1:30:57
up in your inbox or your OG
1:30:59
inbox or your OG inbox
1:31:02
or your create OG app. You
1:31:04
know, Google at one point sent software agents
1:31:06
to every server on the internet to say,
1:31:08
hi, I'm just a user. Have you got
1:31:10
any pages? I'd like all of your pages,
1:31:12
please. If
1:31:14
you were to try and scrape Google right now,
1:31:17
they bomb you till you glowed. And
1:31:20
so my argument is
1:31:23
that we've put, we've allowed
1:31:25
these firms to grow to an unsustainable
1:31:27
size. That a firm that
1:31:30
has $3 trillion in business and is taking 30% margins
1:31:33
out of an entire industry
1:31:35
and deciding unilaterally what
1:31:38
apps can and can't exist or effectively
1:31:40
what businesses can and can't exist or
1:31:43
Amazon, which is taking 51% out
1:31:45
of every dollar that its sellers make
1:31:48
and is the largest employer in
1:31:50
the country and whose employees are
1:31:52
laboring under just the most incredibly
1:31:54
awful conditions. They have double the
1:31:56
accident rate in Amazon warehouses relative
1:31:59
to other fulfillment. centers and
1:32:01
we all know about peeing in bottles and
1:32:03
so on. The
1:32:06
remedy for that is not to
1:32:09
try and make those companies behave themselves. We
1:32:12
should do that too, but not
1:32:14
to the extent that we create rules that
1:32:16
make it hard for other companies to enter
1:32:18
the market and not to the extent that
1:32:20
we have companies saying, well, if you force
1:32:22
us to open our app store, interoperate our
1:32:24
chat protocol or allow third parties to fulfill
1:32:27
orders that are placed
1:32:29
through our e-commerce platform. Or if you
1:32:31
prohibit us from selling on the platform
1:32:34
that we own, where we
1:32:36
are competing with our own independent vendors,
1:32:39
then we won't be able to keep our users safe.
1:32:43
Ultimately, the way you keep users safe is
1:32:45
by evacuating them from the fire zone,
1:32:48
not by adding more
1:32:50
fire suppression to the zone, which tempts
1:32:52
more people to pile
1:32:54
into this place that is going
1:32:56
to burn and
1:32:58
that we're there in danger all the
1:33:00
time. I mean, correct
1:33:03
me if I'm wrong, but didn't Facebook get
1:33:05
a big advantage when they created a tool
1:33:07
to allow people from MySpace to translate straight
1:33:09
forward, straight forward with all their contacts? If
1:33:11
you actually pitched that to Meta now, they
1:33:13
would see you into oblivion. Well,
1:33:16
it's what they did to a company
1:33:18
called Power Ventures. They destroyed
1:33:20
them for making an
1:33:22
interoperable multi-platform inbox for Facebook, LinkedIn,
1:33:24
and a bunch of other platforms,
1:33:26
Twitter, and so on, some of
1:33:28
which used APIs and some of
1:33:30
which used scraping. Every
1:33:33
pirate dreams of being an admiral, and their pitch
1:33:35
is always the same. When we did this
1:33:37
to those other companies, that was progress, but when
1:33:40
new companies do to us, that's piracy. I'm
1:33:44
not faulting Apple for
1:33:46
reverse engineering office. I think that was
1:33:48
great. I was a CIO back then,
1:33:50
and I was making those calls where
1:33:52
we had designers in an office full
1:33:54
of PCs, the designer with the only
1:33:56
Mac, who just like, first
1:33:58
I would put a PC on their desk. to use
1:34:00
as a office workstation because
1:34:02
they could not read or write office
1:34:04
files that came from their Windows colleagues
1:34:06
without corrupting them so they would switch
1:34:09
to another computer and when that became
1:34:11
too ungainly I just put big graphics
1:34:13
cards in their PCs and threw away
1:34:15
their Macs and I didn't like it and they didn't
1:34:17
like it but what was I going to do? I
1:34:19
loved it when Apple came out with
1:34:21
iWork Suite and I just
1:34:24
wish they'd share, right? I loved it
1:34:26
when Google came up with a great way of indexing
1:34:28
the web. I just wish they'd share. You
1:34:32
said we don't need regulation but it does
1:34:34
argue for good antitrust regulation, doesn't it? Yeah,
1:34:37
so we need antitrust, we do need interoperability
1:34:39
mandates, we need to clear the
1:34:41
way, we need to
1:34:44
immunize people who build interoperable products
1:34:47
and the, you know, the identification
1:34:49
thesis has broadened significantly since that
1:34:51
first article that's been just over
1:34:53
a year. I just
1:34:55
put together a book proposal for it and I'm
1:34:58
giving a big speech in Berlin that kind of
1:35:00
tracks the book proposal next week. I'm going to
1:35:02
be there for Transmediale
1:35:04
and I'm going to give them a McLuhan lecture
1:35:06
at the Canadian Embassy. I think it's sold out
1:35:08
but you can check. Will it be
1:35:10
streamed? It probably won't be streamed. They're going to record
1:35:13
it though. Is this the Marshall McLuhan lecture? Are you
1:35:15
doing the Marshall? Yeah, at the Canadian Embassy. Wow, Corey,
1:35:17
wow. That's my phrase, holy cow. It's going to be
1:35:19
cool. I
1:35:21
mean as a Canadian that's about as
1:35:23
good as it gets for sure. Yes,
1:35:25
that's, yeah, but in
1:35:28
the speech I lay out this idea
1:35:30
that there are four forces that
1:35:33
keep companies from identifying. One
1:35:36
of them is this fear of self-help, right? The fear
1:35:38
that a user will type into a search engine, how
1:35:41
do I get my data out of here? How do
1:35:43
I block these ads? How do I stop
1:35:45
recommendations? How do I turn off this anti-feature?
1:35:47
How do I jailbreak my printer to put
1:35:49
in third party ink? Because at that point
1:35:51
your revenue from that user falls to zero,
1:35:54
right? So that's one thing that firms fear and
1:35:57
the broad prohibition against reverse engineering
1:36:00
this kind of adversarial interoperability has
1:36:02
killed that constraint. But
1:36:04
there are other constraints. So one of them is competition,
1:36:07
right? Companies that fear that you will
1:36:09
go to a rival are
1:36:12
companies that will probably treat you better on average. And
1:36:14
if they don't, you can always go to that rival.
1:36:17
Now when firms are allowed to buy all their
1:36:19
competitors, you know, Google being a company that has
1:36:22
only made one really successful product in house,
1:36:24
a 25-year-old search engine, and then virtually everything
1:36:26
else they did. Well, very, right? But
1:36:29
then everything else they've made in house has
1:36:31
failed, almost with that exception. And
1:36:39
everything they have that works, their
1:36:42
video platform, mobile, ad tech,
1:36:45
server management, docs, collaboration,
1:36:47
maps, satellite photos, there are other people's
1:36:49
ideas that they bought and operationalized. And
1:36:51
as an ops guy, I mean, I'm
1:36:53
not saying operations is nothing, but they're
1:36:55
not Willy Wonka's idea factory. They're like
1:36:57
rich uncle penny bags and his room
1:36:59
full of janitors, right? I
1:37:03
had a Google PR
1:37:05
because we refer to them as a chocolate factory
1:37:07
because they came up with so many, you know,
1:37:10
interesting innovations. And I had a Google PR
1:37:12
say, if we could get you to drop
1:37:15
the chocolate factory thing, we would
1:37:17
be, I have a
1:37:19
directorship by now. But you're right. I
1:37:21
mean, other than search, everything else has
1:37:23
been bought in. And the same with
1:37:25
with MESA. It's the same to an
1:37:28
extent with other tech companies as well.
1:37:30
It reminds me of Larry Lessig, who
1:37:32
for a long time was really fighting
1:37:34
against like you, Cory, against copy
1:37:36
protection back in the day, DRM, and
1:37:39
realized ultimately that what's happened, and
1:37:41
I think this is really true in this
1:37:43
case, what's happened to these companies have become
1:37:46
so powerful and more importantly, so rich. And
1:37:49
our government is so
1:37:51
based on money
1:37:54
that they are effectively impregnable.
1:37:57
They can't be beaten because they become so powerful.
1:38:00
much money they can buy Congress,
1:38:02
they can buy the presidency, they can buy the
1:38:04
Supreme Court and so it's so hard for us
1:38:06
to turn it around at this
1:38:09
point. But it's not just how much money
1:38:11
they have, it's how few companies are in the sector because
1:38:14
if you remember the Napster Wars when Larry was
1:38:16
doing his thing, the tech industry
1:38:18
was ten times larger than the entertainment industry
1:38:20
but they got their ass kicked because they
1:38:22
were a hundred squabbling companies. Right. Right now
1:38:24
there are a cartel of five companies whereas
1:38:27
before the music and Hollywood Studios
1:38:30
firms were seven companies. Right. They found it
1:38:32
very easy to agree on what they were
1:38:34
going to say to Congress. Tech was never
1:38:36
on message. Right. They were always stabbing each
1:38:38
other in the back. Cartels
1:38:41
are a necessary precondition for regulatory capture
1:38:43
which is how you get this environment
1:38:46
today where privacy, labor and consumer rights
1:38:48
can be violated with impunity provided you
1:38:50
do it with an app. And
1:38:53
self-help measures can be destroyed because
1:38:56
you can not only when you capture
1:38:58
your regulators stop from being regulated but
1:39:00
you can also regulate your competitors. Right.
1:39:03
You can stop new market entrants from
1:39:05
entering by having regulations that prevent them
1:39:07
from doing these things. So
1:39:10
what Larry concluded was well the only
1:39:12
solution is to any of these
1:39:15
problems is to get money out of politics. Money
1:39:17
out of politics. Sure. He ran for president briefly
1:39:20
on the premise that I'm gonna choose a
1:39:22
really good vice president. I'm
1:39:24
gonna get into office and it's the only
1:39:26
way I can get money out of politics
1:39:28
because of course all the incumbents are living
1:39:31
off of the trough. Right. They're not gonna
1:39:33
abandon the trough. So I'm gonna get in
1:39:35
I'm gonna be president I'm gonna get I'm
1:39:37
gonna get you know campaign reform. Executive finance
1:39:39
reform. By executive order then I'll resign because I
1:39:41
don't want to do the rest of it. Yeah.
1:39:44
That was his promise. It was
1:39:46
a great stunt. A little chaotic.
1:39:49
The first three
1:39:51
forces that regulate companies competition, regulation,
1:39:54
and self-help have all been put paid to
1:39:56
by the elimination of antitrust and the permission
1:39:58
for firms to grow. through acquisition and
1:40:01
predatory pricing. And then the fourth thing that
1:40:03
always protected us was workers, because although tech
1:40:05
workers have never been unionized in great numbers,
1:40:07
they were in great demand. In fact, that's
1:40:10
why they never saw the need to unionize
1:40:12
because they had so much worker power just
1:40:14
per se. They already had collective power. I
1:40:16
won't do it all quick. Yeah. And
1:40:19
so for a long time, you had these workers
1:40:21
who were, they were vulnerable to exploitation because
1:40:24
they saw themselves as like fulfilling a
1:40:26
holy mission. That's why don't be
1:40:29
evil and all those other corporate mottos mattered because
1:40:31
the workers took them seriously and they
1:40:33
would be extremely hardcore as Musk puts
1:40:35
it or Fubaziy Attar calls it vocational
1:40:38
law when you take your job seriously
1:40:40
and you care about it. And so
1:40:42
you let yourself be talked into missing
1:40:45
kids birthday parties and your doctor's
1:40:47
appointments and like your fertility window
1:40:49
and whatever. And
1:40:51
as a result, when their bosses said, hey, this thing
1:40:53
that you work so hard on, we demand that
1:40:55
you identify it, they would say no, and you're going
1:40:57
to have to fire me because I'm
1:40:59
not going to do it. And I know I can get a job
1:41:01
across the street from someone who won't make me destroy the thing that
1:41:03
I gave up my heart and soul to do. Now
1:41:06
that worked for a long time, which is
1:41:08
one of the reasons that I think all
1:41:10
those other constraints falling away was not felt
1:41:12
as sharply, but as firms have become more
1:41:14
concentrated, they've also become more able
1:41:16
to dictate terms to their workforce.
1:41:19
So last year, Google fired 12,000 employees
1:41:21
just months after they did a stock
1:41:23
buyback that would have paid their salaries for 27 years. And
1:41:27
I think now every Googler has gotten the message that
1:41:29
if you tell your boss, I'm not going to identify
1:41:31
that product, you'll have to fire me. Your boss is
1:41:34
going to say, great, turn in your badge and don't
1:41:36
let the door hit you in the on the way
1:41:38
out. And so now we have
1:41:40
been shorn of all of these constraints on
1:41:43
the worst impulses of the worst people
1:41:45
in companies that have always been mixed
1:41:47
bags and everything is going downhill very
1:41:49
quickly. But the thing about this
1:41:52
analysis is that it tells us what we need
1:41:54
to do to unwind it to disify things,
1:41:56
restore labor power, restore
1:41:58
self-help measures, highly
1:42:01
administratable regulations on privacy, consumer
1:42:03
protection and labor law and
1:42:05
restore competition. Block rotten mergers like
1:42:07
Microsoft Activision which Lena Khan is
1:42:09
still saying she's going to block,
1:42:12
prohibit predatory pricing, continue
1:42:15
to unwind mergers. You know the America
1:42:17
Act would force both Google and Meta
1:42:20
to break up their ad tech stacks
1:42:23
and spin them off. The two sponsors
1:42:25
for that bill are Ted Cruz and
1:42:27
Elizabeth Warren. That is possibly the worst
1:42:32
drunken hookup you'd ever see. But hey if
1:42:34
it gets the job done. Well my fear
1:42:37
is the reason you get these and by
1:42:39
the way it's also with other acts like
1:42:41
the no-fakes act and the interoperability
1:42:44
act you get the left and
1:42:46
the right merging is not because
1:42:48
they agree on anything but because
1:42:50
they both agree we got a
1:42:52
screw big tech for opposing reasons.
1:42:55
That's how we got Lena Khan
1:42:57
right I think 12 or 18
1:42:59
Republican senators voted for her because they
1:43:01
thought it'd be a big FU to Twitter
1:43:03
and Facebook. But you know we got Lena
1:43:05
Khan. She's done more in three
1:43:07
years than her predecessors did over the last 40.
1:43:10
She was the one behind that law that has
1:43:12
to be as easy to cancel as
1:43:14
it is to join. And I compete
1:43:16
making privacy an element of mergers.
1:43:18
A lot in court and people
1:43:20
have focused on that.
1:43:23
They focus on the failure and things like
1:43:25
active on Microsoft. But she blocked four major
1:43:27
mergers in December. Yeah right I mean there's
1:43:29
a lot you know yes she's had a
1:43:31
couple of court losses not all of which
1:43:33
are losses by the way. There's some are
1:43:35
still under appeal. And
1:43:38
you know I think that like
1:43:40
the argument that the reason the
1:43:42
Wall Street Journal ran 80 editorials
1:43:44
in three years about Lena
1:43:46
Khan saying that she was useless and not
1:43:48
getting anything done. It's pretty thin like Rupert
1:43:51
Murdoch did not pay his staff to write
1:43:53
80. Yeah if you're doing nothing Rupert Murdoch
1:43:55
does not pay his staff to write 80
1:43:57
editorials about how useless you are. No,
1:44:00
but this is it. It's not just the
1:44:02
amount of stuff that's been blocked. It's the
1:44:04
amount of takeovers that have now been withdrawn
1:44:06
because they're now seeing the chilling effect. It's
1:44:08
the chilling effect. That's right. People are getting
1:44:10
more muscular about this. That's right. And downright
1:44:12
good on them. Yeah. Hey, I want to
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show. Beeper
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says, Apple is
1:46:20
now blocking their Macs, the users'
1:46:23
Macs, from using iMessage
1:46:25
entirely. This has
1:46:27
been an ongoing and kind of depressing
1:46:29
saga. Beeper attempting... Now I
1:46:32
have to say, I did not think Apple
1:46:34
would allow this to happen. Beeper
1:46:36
seemed to think they would. Beeper created an
1:46:39
Android app that would allow you to
1:46:41
be a blue bubble
1:46:43
instead of a green bubble to
1:46:45
other Apple Messages users. But
1:46:49
Apple stopped it pretty quickly. Within
1:46:51
a few days, they
1:46:54
stopped it. And so Beeper has been trying
1:46:56
a variety of ways to get around Apple's...
1:46:58
Well, they went back and forth. Beeper had
1:47:00
a little stockpile of different ways
1:47:03
to do it. Yeah, all of which
1:47:05
have been thwarted. Now they've all been
1:47:07
thwarted, yeah. It
1:47:09
is remarkable, though, that the
1:47:12
color of the message tone is so important
1:47:14
to so many users. Yeah, because this is
1:47:16
actually not a very good messaging platform. You
1:47:18
can't use it as your primary messaging platform
1:47:20
on Android because it doesn't support SMS. Well,
1:47:25
I think that the way to understand
1:47:27
this is not to think about this as something
1:47:29
that Beeper gets an advantage from
1:47:31
or that Android users get an advantage from,
1:47:33
but that Apple users get an advantage from.
1:47:36
So if you're an Apple user, Apple takes
1:47:38
your privacy pretty seriously, right? They fought the
1:47:41
FBI over end-to-end encryption. They fought
1:47:43
the U.K. government on it. They wobbled
1:47:45
a little on the
1:47:48
client-side scanning, but they saw the light. They've
1:47:51
been pretty good on this, and they've been
1:47:54
burned by problems with security
1:47:56
in their messaging tools, right, where we
1:47:58
had security issues. so-called
1:48:00
fappening, right? That the mass leak
1:48:02
of non-consensual leak of nudes from
1:48:05
cloud hacks that had originated often
1:48:07
as messages that were synced
1:48:09
to Apple's cloud platform. And
1:48:13
if you are an Apple user,
1:48:15
and you know someone who's an Android user, and
1:48:17
you have something to say to them, Apple,
1:48:20
by default, will not give you any
1:48:22
privacy in that message. You end up
1:48:24
sending an SMS, which is the least
1:48:26
private protocol imaginable. I mean, it is
1:48:28
like to call it a dumpster fire
1:48:30
just to do violence to good hardworking
1:48:32
dumpster fires. It is wildly insecure. And
1:48:37
if you add an Android user to
1:48:39
a group chat, every single person
1:48:41
in that group chat's messages are now in
1:48:43
the clear. And so Beeper
1:48:46
came along and gave the
1:48:48
Apple users a way to
1:48:50
communicate with their Android fellows
1:48:53
that maintained the
1:48:55
privacy of the platform. Now,
1:48:57
Apple made some nonspecific claims
1:48:59
about Beeper's security. Those
1:49:02
claims should be taken seriously. If
1:49:04
Beeper is making a claim that they're
1:49:06
adding security to your platform, we should
1:49:09
interrogate those claims. And so Beeper then
1:49:11
published their source. And to my knowledge,
1:49:13
no one has found any of the
1:49:15
vulnerabilities that Apple discussed there. Apple,
1:49:17
meanwhile, has not adhered to the
1:49:19
minimum standard for describing
1:49:22
a security defect, which is to
1:49:24
add enough detail, some proof of concept
1:49:26
code, perhaps, the same things Apple
1:49:29
would require from someone who reported a security defect to
1:49:31
their own bug bounty program. None of that
1:49:33
has been in evidence. We just
1:49:35
have Apple's word for it. And
1:49:38
when Apple went after Beeper Plus
1:49:40
users, they
1:49:43
were every time they tightened
1:49:45
the noose, they made things less
1:49:47
secure for their own users. And
1:49:50
this last move, where if
1:49:52
you have used your own
1:49:54
Mac device to generate
1:49:57
an iMessage identifier so that you could
1:49:59
use your Apple. Android device securely
1:50:01
as well, now
1:50:04
Apple will strike off all of the
1:50:06
devices that you own so that none
1:50:09
of them can use iMessage apparently ever
1:50:11
again, really goes to
1:50:13
show you that this is about taking
1:50:17
the privacy and security of Apple users
1:50:20
and sitting it below the
1:50:22
hierarchy of Apple's needs relative
1:50:24
to the lock-in that
1:50:27
Apple gets from having
1:50:29
a proprietary messaging platform
1:50:31
and if there was ever any doubt just remember
1:50:33
what Tim Cook told the reporter who said, what
1:50:36
do I tell my mom who
1:50:38
wants to communicate with me and I use
1:50:40
iMessage, he said
1:50:42
buy your mom an iPhone. You know what,
1:50:44
one of the clinical signs that you're in
1:50:46
a cult is when the leader of the
1:50:48
cult tells you to cut off contact with
1:50:50
anyone who doesn't do the same things as
1:50:52
you. That's a good point. Then
1:50:56
there's the sad story of LO which
1:50:59
I kick-started way back in the day this
1:51:01
was going to be a Facebook alternative and
1:51:04
the bio writing and his waxy links the
1:51:06
obituary for LO it's over they they really
1:51:08
I mean when I said over over they
1:51:11
turned off the servers you're now they want
1:51:13
everyone like I don't understand like what the
1:51:15
business model was. There was no business model
1:51:17
as Andy points out and there had to
1:51:20
be because they took investment they took venture
1:51:22
capital so he knew there would
1:51:24
be something wrong in the long run in fact it's
1:51:26
amazing they went 10 years but
1:51:29
they did that eventually sell to somebody
1:51:31
who was going to kind of mine
1:51:33
secretly. They'd structured as a public benefit
1:51:36
company and then they secretly transferred the
1:51:38
assets to a for-profit company and
1:51:41
then they sold that company secretly to another company
1:51:45
and you know it I think it's
1:51:47
a really good example of a theme that's
1:51:49
come up many times in our discussion today
1:51:51
which is that it's not that people are
1:51:53
bad or good it's that when they are
1:51:55
unconstrained they can make bad choices and
1:51:58
because they were able to to
1:52:00
operate in secret because they did have the
1:52:03
constraint of running out of money because they
1:52:05
didn't have a business model. They
1:52:07
ended up rationalizing a series of
1:52:09
bad choices one after another that
1:52:12
led to one day literally people
1:52:14
who had been told you will never be
1:52:16
the product you will never be sold waking
1:52:18
up to discover first that their data had
1:52:20
all been sold and second that it had
1:52:22
been deleted right like the two worst
1:52:25
things that can happen to an artist and this
1:52:27
was a platform for artists in their portfolios and
1:52:30
it really shows you that the
1:52:33
best of us with the best of intentions are
1:52:36
very fallible and that
1:52:38
this is why we need external constraint right this
1:52:40
is why we need someone to call us on
1:52:42
our nonsense and why users need to be able
1:52:44
to move very easily
1:52:46
from one platform to another you know there's
1:52:48
this idea in economics called a Ulysses Pact
1:52:50
because Ulysses you know tied himself to the
1:52:53
mass so that when the siren saying he
1:52:55
couldn't jump in the sea he knew that
1:52:57
he would be weak in the future so
1:52:59
while he was strong he bound himself to
1:53:01
a commitment you know when
1:53:03
you go on a diet and throw away
1:53:05
your Oreos that's Ulysses Pact when you license
1:53:08
your software PPL that's Ulysses Pact because
1:53:10
your investors can never make you make
1:53:12
it proprietary because a perpetual license right
1:53:14
and they could have done all kinds
1:53:16
of Ulysses Pact right they could have
1:53:18
published their quarterly
1:53:22
books they could have live-streamed their staff meetings
1:53:24
they could have done all kinds of things
1:53:27
you know that no firm is done to be fair but
1:53:30
you know when they when they when waxy
1:53:32
first published and said hey these guys have
1:53:34
taken some in some venture capital I don't
1:53:36
understand how they're gonna be able to resist
1:53:38
their investors demands for profit
1:53:40
their response was basically like we are
1:53:42
extra chill dudes and you should just
1:53:44
chill out because we're good everything's
1:53:48
gonna be fine right I think lots of
1:53:50
people believe that when they're
1:53:53
when the moment comes they'll do the right
1:53:56
thing but the right thing can sometimes
1:53:58
feel like well I
1:54:00
talked 150 of my friends into risking their kids
1:54:02
college funds to come work for my startup. I
1:54:05
can let that startup fold next week by standing
1:54:07
on principle or I can live to fight another
1:54:09
day by making this compromise. And you
1:54:11
do that enough times and the next thing you know, they're pulling
1:54:13
the plug on your server. Yeah.
1:54:16
As of July, LO shut down and
1:54:18
if you were a creator that had
1:54:20
content on there, apparently some
1:54:22
people were foolish enough to put like all their
1:54:24
stuff there and nowhere else. And
1:54:27
I think that as someone who's on like pretty much
1:54:29
every platform, like a lot of us, we're, you know,
1:54:31
across those platforms, I really don't care whether they're interoperable
1:54:33
or not. Like, and I just decided
1:54:35
I'm not going to use that one anymore. And I
1:54:37
turned it off and I don't really turn it off.
1:54:39
I don't throw some big, big thing, but I go
1:54:42
to Facebook like once a quarter, right? You know, I
1:54:44
use it for a couple, you know, I use it
1:54:46
to log into my, my, my, my,
1:54:48
my, my quest, you know, like, like those are the
1:54:50
things and it's on a phone that I don't use.
1:54:53
And I don't like my whole thing about, I don't
1:54:55
put Facebook on my phone. I don't do it because
1:54:57
I have any kind of privacy issues. I have to
1:54:59
do it because it drains my battery to the ground,
1:55:01
like putting Facebook apps on your phone, meta apps on
1:55:03
your phone, just are, are, you know, they, they literally
1:55:06
half your battery life on a, on an iPhone. And
1:55:09
the place bloatware as well. I mean, the amount
1:55:11
of signs of those files is insane. So I
1:55:13
go on, you know, I go onto it. I
1:55:15
have learned that there's a whole generation that only
1:55:17
you can only contact the Instagram. Like I hit,
1:55:19
you know, like there's, you know, and they don't
1:55:21
have any label. I go, can we send email
1:55:24
or texts? And they're like, really? Like,
1:55:26
like, let's, let's talk about that a little bit. And so,
1:55:30
but I, you know, so I think that, you know, I
1:55:32
guess I don't really worry about that. I do
1:55:34
think that there is an energy, a lot of energy built up.
1:55:36
There's an opportunity for people to build other formats. I don't think
1:55:38
this one was it, but I think, I think you do have
1:55:40
to know how you're going to make money. Like
1:55:43
there, there can't be, but I also think that
1:55:45
you're going to see something that is a privacy
1:55:47
first, that is, you know, lets
1:55:49
you build networks that is also most likely bot
1:55:51
free, you know, and there's ways to do that,
1:55:53
you know, and, and, and they just
1:55:55
say, Hey, we're not going to, you know, it's going to be like
1:55:58
the Star Wars thing where we don't let those, you know, we don't. We
1:56:00
don't serve those. And I
1:56:02
think that there's ways to do that. It's
1:56:05
complicated, but there are ways to get that
1:56:07
done. And I think that that's going to build
1:56:09
up pressure in the same way that when I was working at Sony,
1:56:12
we constantly brought up the fact that $16.99 for
1:56:14
a CD is too much money. I
1:56:17
was a rep for Sony. We
1:56:19
were like, $16.99 is way too much. It
1:56:22
costs $0.44 to make that CD. And
1:56:24
they're like, well, there's the IP. I'm like, well, you're selling
1:56:26
the same IP for cassettes?
1:56:28
Cassettes are $6.99. The
1:56:31
CD, you're charging $10 more because you can. Like,
1:56:35
you know, the difference between the hardware, the
1:56:37
cassette was 21 cents. The
1:56:40
CD was with the KC and everything else was
1:56:42
44 cents. And they were
1:56:44
charging $6.99 and $16.99. And I was
1:56:46
like, you're building a bad relationship
1:56:49
with your consumers, and
1:56:51
they're not going to care about you when the
1:56:53
next thing happens. And sure enough, so what happens
1:56:55
is these things can change very quickly. And we
1:56:58
did tests. We took Ned's Atomic Dust Bin and
1:57:00
sold it for $7.99, and it went gold, in
1:57:04
a vertical that shouldn't have. And
1:57:07
so the thing is that it worked. The
1:57:10
issue is that what
1:57:12
happens, I think, though, is that eventually
1:57:14
this catches up with people, that builds
1:57:16
a pressure of distrust and dislike. When
1:57:19
Napster came out, no one cared. They had been screwed
1:57:22
for so long that no one cared about the industry.
1:57:28
No one cared about what it was doing to
1:57:30
anybody because they knew they were paying way more
1:57:32
than it was. And so I think that there
1:57:34
– I don't know what that is
1:57:36
yet, but I think that there are opportunities,
1:57:39
there will be opportunities to come out
1:57:41
that everyone's going to jump onto something
1:57:43
else because they don't like where they're
1:57:46
at. And I think
1:57:48
that younger folks are much more – I have
1:57:50
kids that are 15 and 16. They
1:57:53
are very fluid. They're not worried about what's on their network. They're
1:57:56
not worried about the fact that they've got a bunch of pictures
1:57:58
on Facebook, or they did. They never had. I
1:58:00
wouldn't let them go on Facebook.
1:58:03
But the point is that, you
1:58:06
know, that community doesn't really care about interoperability. They're just going
1:58:08
to stop using something and it's just going to become a
1:58:10
ghost town. And, you know, and they're just going to, you
1:58:12
know, they're just going to move on to the next thing.
1:58:15
And so I don't know if it, I don't think that's
1:58:17
as much of a lock-in for the next generation. What is
1:58:19
a lock-in is green bubbles. I will
1:58:21
say as a father of teenagers, they're
1:58:23
like, oh, that's no, I was asking them about that. That's
1:58:26
no joke. That's no joke. The kind of kids
1:58:29
under 18 are on iPhones. And
1:58:31
the amount of pressure, you know, that they
1:58:33
have to be a blue bubble is intense.
1:58:36
I asked my son when he was in
1:58:38
a frat at CU Boulder, how
1:58:40
many iPhones? He said all but one. We're
1:58:43
all iPhones, but there's this one guy who's using Android
1:58:45
and he never gets invited to anything because we don't
1:58:47
want to have him on our group chat. There's
1:58:50
huge beer bread. Huge
1:58:52
beer. Which is stupid. It's
1:58:55
true that there's lots of people who don't care until
1:58:57
they do. Right? Like,
1:58:59
so the first generation of young people who got
1:59:02
online who loved LiveJournal and couldn't bring their community
1:59:04
with them somewhere else when LiveJournal went to shit
1:59:06
are still sad about losing LiveJournal. And
1:59:09
there are people who have much more
1:59:11
consequential reasons not to leave a platform.
1:59:14
So we advised some people at EFF
1:59:16
who were a community of
1:59:18
breast cancer pre-vivors who had been very
1:59:21
actively courted by Facebook when Facebook was
1:59:23
trying to encourage the growth of medical
1:59:25
communities on their platform. And
1:59:28
so they had set up there and of course it's really
1:59:30
important these groups to these people. You know,
1:59:32
if you're a breast cancer pre-vivor which means that you have the gene
1:59:35
that means that it's likely you will get breast
1:59:37
cancer, it means that not only might you be
1:59:39
sick but you are also very likely to be
1:59:41
taking care of a sick relative or grieving for
1:59:43
a sick relative, a mother, a sister, a daughter,
1:59:46
a grandmother, an aunt. And so
1:59:48
this community matters a lot to them. Now
1:59:50
members of the community identified a bug in
1:59:52
Facebook that allowed you to enumerate the full
1:59:55
membership of any group on Facebook whether or
1:59:57
not you were a member of it. And this was
1:59:59
obviously really important. important to them as a
2:00:01
medical group. And they reported it to
2:00:03
Facebook and Facebook said that's not a
2:00:05
bug, it's a feature request and
2:00:08
we're not going to do it because this is
2:00:10
actually something that helps us with our ad
2:00:12
tech being able to enumerate groups. And eventually
2:00:15
they convinced them to do a
2:00:18
minor lockdown where if you joined a group you could
2:00:20
enumerate it but if you weren't a member of the
2:00:22
group you couldn't enumerate it. Even that was not enough
2:00:24
for them. They would like to go somewhere else. The
2:00:27
problem is that they have the collective action problem that
2:00:29
we've all faced. You go to a con and there's
2:00:31
like you know 20 of you around the standing around
2:00:33
after the closing keynote you all want to go for
2:00:35
dinner and you can't agree where. And two
2:00:38
hours later you're still arguing about where to go
2:00:40
to dinner. Now multiply that by 200 friends and
2:00:43
some of them are on Facebook because that's where
2:00:45
their kids football team plans the carpool and some
2:00:47
of their because that's where their customers are and
2:00:49
some are there because they're migrants or refugees from
2:00:52
another country and it's the only way they stay
2:00:54
in touch with the people back home. And you
2:00:56
say okay everyone tomorrow we're leaving Facebook and we're
2:00:58
going to wherever right
2:01:01
threads, LO, Mastodon, whatever
2:01:03
right. It's just impossible. We
2:01:05
tried to organize our neighborhood of six homes,
2:01:08
six families and we went from door to
2:01:10
door and we said which messenger program would
2:01:12
you like to use and we never did
2:01:14
there is no group because yeah there was
2:01:17
never any agreement. Here's
2:01:19
this group of people still stuck to
2:01:21
Facebook. Oh my god. Next door is
2:01:23
such a fetid hole. I
2:01:25
suggested next door and there was widely
2:01:27
vetoed, immediately vetoed so at least they're
2:01:29
smart enough to know better than that.
2:01:33
No I mean we have a simple email
2:01:35
list on our street. It's just
2:01:37
one one guy who is the
2:01:39
street coordinator sends out emails. You
2:01:41
know it's just like... Emails the original
2:01:44
medical protocol. The talk is coming down to empty
2:01:46
the bins today. Remember
2:01:48
some of us have been around long
2:01:50
enough to remember when email was followed.
2:01:52
You know you were on MCI mail
2:01:54
or comp you serve and you couldn't
2:01:57
talk to one another. Have you installed the
2:02:00
X 500 certificate yet. So
2:02:04
I don't know how email got open and... RFC
2:02:07
422 I think. That's
2:02:09
amazing. The
2:02:11
story is that the person working on it said, we'll
2:02:14
do the authentication later, we'll ship it now
2:02:16
and do the authentication next year. And
2:02:18
authentication turned out to be the last 10% that
2:02:21
was, you know, 99% of the work, which
2:02:23
they just didn't do. It's like the epitome
2:02:25
of that Brian Eno aphorism, be the first
2:02:27
person to try not doing something that no
2:02:29
one else has ever not done before. People
2:02:32
to try an email system without
2:02:34
authentication. Yeah. I mean,
2:02:37
I'm still trying to solve that one. The first
2:02:40
person to not do something that no one else
2:02:42
has ever done before. That's
2:02:44
what eBay did, right? It was like the, you
2:02:46
know, auctions without an auctioneer who helped things in
2:02:49
escrow. And it's what Kickstarter did. The first street
2:02:51
performer protocol that didn't have an escrow service. You
2:02:53
got the money before you delivered the thing. The
2:02:55
problem is that you generally can't deliver the thing
2:02:57
unless you've got the money. So
2:02:59
Kickstarter, you know, all the previous versions of
2:03:01
that were like, uh, we're going
2:03:04
to hold onto the money until you deliver. And everyone who
2:03:06
did it was like, well, I didn't ever because you
2:03:08
didn't give me any money to deliver with. Meanwhile,
2:03:10
I'm still waiting for the very first thing I
2:03:13
ordered on Kickstarter, which is a set of dice
2:03:16
that I put money. When I put
2:03:18
money into the Kickstarter, I always go, it's kind
2:03:20
of like a little surprise gift for future me.
2:03:23
I go, I'm going to, I'm going to throw it's like a little
2:03:25
lottery and I throw the money in and I never put more money
2:03:27
into it. And I can afford to lose and I just throw it
2:03:29
in. And then like six months
2:03:31
later, a random gift occurs sometime. I forgot
2:03:34
about it. I forgot that it existed. I
2:03:36
didn't even know that. I
2:03:38
forgot that I even put money into it. I was
2:03:40
like, Oh, this is such a great, I had ordered
2:03:42
a piece of ass luggage that had a built in
2:03:45
battery to charge your phone, which five or six years
2:03:47
ago seemed like a really good idea. Got
2:03:49
it in the mail. And of course you can't
2:03:51
bring that fire. You can't, you can't
2:03:53
bring it on the plane because you can't move
2:03:55
the battery. So yeah, you have to, you have
2:03:57
to go in there and screw it now. It
2:04:00
is a really nice piece. I
2:04:02
did the... The
2:04:04
guy who did Beeper created the Pebble
2:04:06
Watch. Right. One
2:04:09
of the most successful people ever in the first place.
2:04:12
Smart watches. Also, as someone
2:04:14
who's run a bunch of Kickstarters in the last
2:04:16
couple of years, please, please, please, if you back
2:04:18
a Kickstarter, go and fill in your survey. I
2:04:21
am like every week getting things like, oh,
2:04:23
you've just got another order for a book
2:04:25
that you sold someone two years
2:04:27
ago and they finally filled in your survey and you've got
2:04:30
to find a copy of the book and sign it
2:04:32
and bring it to the post office for them. Well, that
2:04:34
happens to me all the time. Fill in your survey.
2:04:36
I can never see the survey emails. They go somewhere, I
2:04:38
don't know where. Yeah, I know. Black
2:04:40
hole. I know. It's a
2:04:42
real problem. They should do the surveys in advance
2:04:44
and then, like at purchase time, and then give you
2:04:46
the option of amending it. If you
2:04:48
don't amend it, it just gets fulfilled to
2:04:50
your default one because this comeback later and
2:04:53
fill in a survey. Notice an email, come
2:04:55
back later and fill in a survey, is
2:04:57
a real Achilles heel. I
2:04:59
really feel like I know that
2:05:01
they have interface teams, but they really need to take
2:05:04
it more seriously. I am struck by,
2:05:06
and I talk about this all the time with
2:05:08
other folks that are doing design, of how important it is
2:05:10
to really think about
2:05:12
how the interface is going to
2:05:15
drive behavior. If
2:05:17
you create any little lip, like
2:05:19
any little lip, you can lose huge amounts of
2:05:21
people because you just made it, you created some
2:05:23
little glitch that didn't, like we've had problems where
2:05:25
when you click on the button, it took an
2:05:28
extra two seconds for
2:05:30
it to respond. Like the webpage didn't respond for two
2:05:32
seconds. It crashed our servers. Why
2:05:34
did it crash our servers? It just kept on
2:05:36
hitting the button. So suddenly, every person was hitting
2:05:38
the button 40 times instead of once. And
2:05:42
when we took that out, everything worked again. I'm
2:05:44
sorry, I'm filling out a survey from something I
2:05:46
bought three years ago and I forgot to fill
2:05:48
up the survey. Thank you, Leo. Thank you, I
2:05:50
realize of every kid. I really wanted that book,
2:05:53
Cory, and I just completely, completely forgot. Let's
2:05:55
take a little break. We'll come back with more
2:05:58
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they made the announcement which you
2:10:38
know credit to them they
2:10:40
say Microsoft senior leadership emails
2:10:42
were accessed by a nation-state
2:10:44
they think the same Russian
2:10:46
hackers that did SolarWinds which
2:10:48
was devastating. Nobelium
2:10:53
and I gotta read this. Beginning
2:10:56
in late November 23 the threat actor
2:10:58
used a password spray
2:11:01
attack whatever
2:11:03
that is to compromise a legacy
2:11:06
non-production test
2:11:09
tenant account and
2:11:11
by the way by doing so
2:11:13
gain a foothold to access a
2:11:16
very small percentage of Microsoft's corporate
2:11:18
email accounts including members of our
2:11:20
senior leadership team and
2:11:22
employees in our cybersecurity legal and
2:11:25
other functions and
2:11:27
exfiltrated some emails and attached
2:11:30
documents. Well
2:11:32
no I mean when they're saying they targeted
2:11:34
a very small number of our executive team
2:11:36
the exact people they wanted. That was the
2:11:38
20s military parade of red flags because that's
2:11:40
what they were asked. And by the way
2:11:42
they said oh don't worry as far as
2:11:44
we can tell no customer the
2:11:47
accounts have been attacked the attack this
2:11:49
is again another quote was not the
2:11:51
result of a vulnerability in
2:11:54
Microsoft's products or services to
2:11:56
know to this day there's no evidence of threat
2:11:58
actor had any The customer
2:12:00
environments, production system, source codes or Ai systems
2:12:03
will let me go back to how they
2:12:05
got in. A. Password
2:12:07
spray attack to compromise
2:12:09
a legacy non production
2:12:12
test tenant accounts which
2:12:14
apparently. Had
2:12:17
permission to access all of like
2:12:19
this Us internal emails. There's
2:12:23
yeah, something really, really
2:12:25
exciting it. Find your
2:12:27
okay. don't worry. Wow.
2:12:32
This. Case. I mean. When. When you
2:12:34
going after that. Height A
2:12:36
level of Microsoft management that isn't
2:12:39
just like oh, we're We had
2:12:41
a slight vulnerability. This was a
2:12:43
series hacking attempts as as again,
2:12:45
get. Yeah. So
2:12:48
I only say spray passer to
2:12:50
can't attack. I guess that means
2:12:52
that just tried passwords to one
2:12:54
worked. but why is there some
2:12:56
some servers and. Us on
2:12:58
the public networks. Legacy
2:13:00
non Production Tests: Tennis account.
2:13:03
That. Has access to all of the corporate
2:13:05
emails. Whether to sit in the public eye
2:13:07
sitting there. To someone forgot about
2:13:09
it. Carrying like a lot of the things are like
2:13:12
someone's arm. One has a machine and this again is
2:13:14
why you know a lot of us. Are you know
2:13:16
the news Apple products don't want People are like. Packed.
2:13:19
Into a from some other area cause we just don't
2:13:21
think with on the the know take the even even
2:13:23
our zero in one company manage it see I mean
2:13:25
anybody else manage safety him in his Microsoft as as
2:13:27
their executives and they still can keep a close you
2:13:30
know and so I mean the and as they couldn't
2:13:32
keep their stuff closed and this is what they deserve
2:13:34
you know? And so the so as I think you
2:13:36
always have to worry about every new person that's connected
2:13:38
to your every new company is a threat you know.
2:13:41
And and and A since this is A but I'm
2:13:43
sure that it was a computer that no one has
2:13:45
looked out for many many years I've been sitting around
2:13:47
no one's do anything with. It and somehow
2:13:49
was bridged somewhere and miles. One
2:13:52
issue that really what a password
2:13:54
and you know he wasn't secured
2:13:56
and. The rest of the is
2:13:58
it was a. business paradox
2:14:00
of large and small firms that large
2:14:02
firms are so big that it's impossible
2:14:04
to know for sure all the things
2:14:07
they're doing and they have so many
2:14:09
moving parts that you can never fully
2:14:11
audit them. And then small
2:14:13
firms don't have the resources to guard
2:14:16
all of their perimeters. And
2:14:18
so either way you
2:14:21
get some kind of unavoidable problems.
2:14:23
I've just put something in the doc, one of
2:14:25
the most remarkable articles I'd ever
2:14:27
read from Wired
2:14:29
about Amazon's, it was
2:14:31
from 2021 about Amazon's failure to protect
2:14:34
user data. So Amazon
2:14:36
in order to move fast and break
2:14:38
things had no internal controls on
2:14:41
their data. And literally any team
2:14:43
could clone the entire Amazon database,
2:14:46
had no auditing and they had
2:14:49
no census of who
2:14:51
was using what and how many copies have been
2:14:53
made. They had all kinds of insider threats. They
2:14:55
had people selling data to rival vendors. It
2:14:59
was just crazy, but it was like they didn't want to get
2:15:01
in the way of developing teams. And they
2:15:03
could not hire a CSO because
2:15:06
every CSO they hired said, stop doing
2:15:08
that. And they were like, that thing
2:15:10
you're not allowed to tell us. They
2:15:15
promoted a guy from within who
2:15:18
was by his own admission not
2:15:20
qualified to do it, but he
2:15:22
was someone who was willing to
2:15:24
take as the kind of first
2:15:26
principle that there should be unlimited
2:15:28
replication of Amazon's entire data set
2:15:31
with no auditing and no
2:15:34
forensics. Move fast and let others break
2:15:36
into your thing. Crisis. Yeah. Wow. I
2:15:41
mean the graph on Facebook when we were doing
2:15:43
back ends for Q&A, because I do a lot
2:15:45
of Q&A stuff. The
2:15:48
back end for, until Cambridge Analytica
2:15:50
was pretty amazing. You
2:15:53
know, it would shock me. The
2:15:56
Reason that our system is now able to
2:15:59
handle so many. Questions comedian was because he
2:16:01
could pointed at any Facebook event is go ah
2:16:03
that one and it would just suck. All of
2:16:05
the questions and all that and like every comment
2:16:07
in the whole thing out of it and we
2:16:10
the out as broke, as broke as broke as
2:16:12
broken now we throw it away. Really want that
2:16:14
date around but I'm sick a breeze. Analytic I
2:16:16
just pointed at an attempt that I'm in and
2:16:18
men face of course caught That Allah says the
2:16:21
only ones I am resented the thing pretty much
2:16:23
by saying yeah okay it will slight problem oh
2:16:25
why do we know gonna deal with a new
2:16:27
slight know this is a massive issue. yeah and
2:16:29
eminence it's It's nice cause as much more closed
2:16:32
down now but again these these are all it.
2:16:34
It gets inconvenience and can be due to lock
2:16:36
the door every time you go in and out
2:16:38
of it but it might be useful you know,
2:16:40
like you know at some point I'm I'm going
2:16:43
to try to go down the street and check
2:16:45
everybody's door and go into the one that opened
2:16:47
and that's when that's what happens in a lot
2:16:49
of these hacking. I mean that's the thing that
2:16:51
like email like the thing that I I have
2:16:54
to do all the time and someone like you
2:16:56
I have kids in school see of teachers, you
2:16:58
have other ministers and you have other. Parents that
2:17:00
will send out these big emails to everyone and I'm
2:17:02
like hey that's like sneezing in the middle of a
2:17:04
class in cook like when you have covenant of like
2:17:07
a like I just as one of to your clear
2:17:09
like you're just you're just put his all in the
2:17:11
same room where we all can get something you know
2:17:13
from what you're doing their you gotta start your for
2:17:15
the I think I'm nice about it but it's always
2:17:17
like blinds he's he's a good thing like there's a
2:17:20
reason is there and you should use it and and
2:17:22
I think that that is I. Am.
2:17:24
I think that all of us are so you into
2:17:26
this is not can meet his on coming into lock
2:17:28
your door all the time is not can be it
2:17:30
is I can be to do these things and you
2:17:33
try to move fast and everybody's trying to make especially
2:17:35
amazon I the pressure to perform and amazon from my
2:17:37
understanding is. Intense.
2:17:39
You know, like our as it in I
2:17:42
don't an anonymous as like see what allows
2:17:44
and and that just like. This.
2:17:46
Is the possibly the worst was atmosphere
2:17:48
we've ever had Fled what is a whistle
2:17:51
blower said they were people crying at
2:17:53
their desks that that was and U S
2:17:55
O P that was normal. that executive's
2:17:57
adjusted at it. As such, I miss her.
2:18:00
So speaking I'm speaking I'm not door locks
2:18:02
being in keeping you remind me the first
2:18:05
piece of technology would are bought and a
2:18:07
long time there's really excited about is my
2:18:09
new door locked up which again we want.
2:18:11
I'm. So. We went on vacation and
2:18:13
we stayed in a house that have a touchpad
2:18:15
door locking as like this has to be insecure.
2:18:17
It's but it's so convenient. So I wrote a
2:18:20
D V and all. I'm who runs the lock
2:18:22
picking village a dustpan and like to. They all
2:18:24
suck These like they all suck except for the
2:18:26
slugs or slade years of age as. As.
2:18:29
As eve Five Nine Five which
2:18:31
we bought and installs. Ah,
2:18:33
Because I work in the garage and then the
2:18:35
houses on the other side and my wife plays
2:18:37
games with giant a noise canceling headphones and one
2:18:39
time someone just walked in. ah and she didn't
2:18:41
know he was there until she turned around It
2:18:43
was really scary. So she wants that door locked
2:18:45
but I want to be able to run in
2:18:47
and out when you know like of were recording
2:18:49
and then you to l a break. I want
2:18:51
to go get a glass of water. so now
2:18:53
we have a push button door lock and it's
2:18:55
amazing I have You got it? Was he Camelot
2:18:57
trim. Oh. Now we
2:18:59
just helping them adblock success as necessary for
2:19:02
an outlier. but oh my god it's really
2:19:04
good at it's easy to program and we
2:19:06
had received so of matches are our existing
2:19:08
you know and love about the the idea
2:19:11
of this is that you could. Send.
2:19:13
The key. To. Somebody temporarily
2:19:15
like okay I get on there and serve
2:19:17
as something. This key is good for twelve
2:19:19
hours you know want on Tv and all
2:19:21
of that own. it doesn't have any conductivity.
2:19:23
there's no I five years ago and are
2:19:26
ready to help looted and on Tv dollars
2:19:28
advice or what I did was I got
2:19:30
it. I generated twenty codes for an eye
2:19:32
per run them all and and then I
2:19:34
have their in our family sir password my
2:19:36
or and is someone's coming over we just
2:19:38
don't password and then when they leave I
2:19:40
delete delete the country during season is a
2:19:42
the beard to did the bog standard on
2:19:44
this. Is it worth. But one of
2:19:46
the instant things from the desk on talk
2:19:48
on blue cheese lox. That. He'd they
2:19:50
tested twelve. Pluto is lox. Okay,
2:19:53
eleven of them were tons
2:19:55
missing. a
2:19:57
password keywords completely
2:20:00
unencrypted. Oh, lord. And the
2:20:02
one one that was, was so badly made
2:20:04
you could open it with a screwdriver. You
2:20:07
know, it's just, it's insanity. But
2:20:09
can I point out, locks
2:20:13
are really just a suggestion anyway.
2:20:16
They're just society's way of saying, yeah, we would
2:20:18
prefer you don't kick this door down and come
2:20:20
inside. I mean, anybody who wants to
2:20:22
come in, they can come in. But there
2:20:25
are firm suggestions and soft suggestions.
2:20:28
You know, all of us pretty good about this. If
2:20:31
you've ever read the original Wirecutter article on bike locks,
2:20:33
which is like a 15,000 word
2:20:36
oral history of the guy who stole the
2:20:39
reporter's bike explaining how he did it and
2:20:42
how he steals bikes. It's fantastic.
2:20:45
Yeah, the where I grew
2:20:47
up, no one locked their doors. Like they're just
2:20:49
there was not a lot of doors getting locked,
2:20:51
but they did oftentimes have signs out that said,
2:20:53
are you faster than a speeding bullet? Trust pass
2:20:55
here and you'll find out. You
2:20:58
know, like, you know, and well, that's probably more
2:21:00
effective than any lock. There wasn't a lot of
2:21:02
locks. It was just like, forget the dog, beware
2:21:04
of owner. A lockpick
2:21:06
kit. Aren't these illegal?
2:21:08
Yeah. Oh, yeah. I
2:21:10
have I have a couple of the pride.
2:21:13
I bought a couple of death cons.
2:21:15
So yeah, and then Burke has actually
2:21:18
actually etched his initials into it.
2:21:20
So plausible deniability Burke is completely
2:21:23
gone. The only the
2:21:25
only place I ever have like I've
2:21:27
taken lockpicks to Singapore. The only place
2:21:29
I've ever had my lockpicks taken away
2:21:31
is Melbourne Airport and literally only Melbourne
2:21:33
Airport. And every single time I go
2:21:35
through Melbourne Airport and they take everything
2:21:37
they take my little screwdriver
2:21:40
that came with my my my
2:21:42
framework laptop. They took this little
2:21:44
tip. They took just that and
2:21:47
said you can't have that. That's a threat to
2:21:49
aviation. It's
2:21:51
amazing. No, I mean, it's I don't know
2:21:53
when I was. It's a smook on and
2:21:55
they one of the
2:21:58
companies gave away like one of those
2:22:00
squists on. army cards, like
2:22:02
a cutting point on. Oh yeah, I love this. Yeah,
2:22:04
yeah. The amount of people
2:22:06
that got pulled over on that
2:22:08
at Washington Airport, absolutely
2:22:11
amazing. I managed to get away
2:22:13
with it, but you know. I had
2:22:15
one of those little micro leathermans, you know,
2:22:17
the little, oh yeah, yeah. I was flying
2:22:19
from Harare to Victoria Falls and
2:22:21
I told the guy, I was like, oh, this was given to me by
2:22:23
a friend. Can I just leave it with you and I'll come back and
2:22:26
get it? You know, I was trying to, you know, negotiate and he's like,
2:22:28
shmooze him. He looked at it and he just finally said, here, you can
2:22:30
take it. He goes, but don't do anything bad with it. That's
2:22:32
what I like. Oh my God. You're the
2:22:34
ally. Just don't do anything bad, please. Yeah. I
2:22:37
mean, the, the, the classic for that was GDC in what,
2:22:39
2013, where they gave out literally two
2:22:47
years after September 11th, they
2:22:49
gave out laser pointers in bullets, you
2:22:51
know, so the bullet was mortified and
2:22:53
gave that to journalists. We have, we
2:22:55
have ones, we have ones that you,
2:22:57
you, when you want to drop a
2:22:59
mic cable down someone's back, it's right.
2:23:01
I need a weight and they
2:23:03
have one called the mic bullet and it, and it, you
2:23:06
put, you plug your TA three or TA four into it
2:23:08
and you drop it. Just a weight and it looks like
2:23:10
a bullet. They thought it was funny and they made it
2:23:12
look like a bullet. And I'm like, I can't take it
2:23:14
anywhere. I can't fly with this thing.
2:23:16
It says bullet on the outside and they
2:23:19
don't know that it's, I'm trying to explain to
2:23:21
them and rename it the Alec Baldwin. And then
2:23:23
there'll be a, what are
2:23:25
you, too soon. I
2:23:27
mean, what did you just go get, Corey? Corey just reached up
2:23:29
to it. Okay. I'm trying to get it
2:23:31
to turn on because it's been dead for a long time. This
2:23:34
is a countdown clock that counts
2:23:36
how many people are estimated to be connected
2:23:38
to the internet as of today. And
2:23:41
it was the speaker gift for keynote
2:23:43
speakers at the dot SE registry. It
2:23:45
looks exactly like a bomb. And
2:23:48
it's like a Perspex bomb. Yeah.
2:23:50
It's just terrific. And I flew home
2:23:53
to, to Heathrow with it. I
2:23:55
think if I'd been flying out of Heathrow with it,
2:23:57
they would have taken away because they're giant dicks. The
2:23:59
Swedes were. very chill. Oh yeah,
2:24:01
that's the internet countdown. We've seen that,
2:24:04
that's okay. Bring it on in. We
2:24:06
love that. It's really cool. It's been
2:24:08
unplugged for so long. And I
2:24:10
think maybe it's just, it's got
2:24:12
a little battery that might need to charge. Built
2:24:15
by Richard
2:24:17
Rickard-Diestrad. I love that.
2:24:20
Diestrad. You should charge it and see if it's really
2:24:22
cool. I think it's really accurate.
2:24:24
Yeah. What I'll do is I'll get the number
2:24:27
off of it and then I'll run around and
2:24:29
count all the people on the internet. I'm sure
2:24:31
it's vastly underestimating the actual number by this time.
2:24:33
It has an Ethernet port, which I'd forgotten. I
2:24:35
don't remember what that was. Oh, so it can
2:24:37
check. It actually goes out and counts. It's a
2:24:39
little raspy. It's got an HDMI out as well.
2:24:42
Oh yeah, you can put it on a screen.
2:24:44
Oh, here it is. It's lit up. There it
2:24:46
is. There it is. There it is. Okay.
2:24:48
It's going up. Oh my word. Is that
2:24:51
billions? Wait a minute. One, two, three, four,
2:24:53
five, six, no, no, no, I don't know.
2:24:55
It's going to be $401 billion. It's $356 million.
2:24:57
I don't know what it is. I
2:25:01
don't know either. It can't be $40 billion. There's
2:25:03
only seven. It must be $401 million. It's
2:25:07
wrong. There's 8 billion people. All right. Among
2:25:14
linguists, the word of the year is
2:25:16
more than a vibe. The American Dialect
2:25:18
Society has selected a term, the word
2:25:21
of the year for 2024. What is
2:25:23
it? Insurgification.
2:25:28
And it's great because this is like
2:25:30
the second or third time. The Times
2:25:32
has mentioned insurgification, but the first two
2:25:34
times they call it things like impupification.
2:25:36
But because they were reporting,
2:25:40
it wasn't an internal page
2:25:42
with reporting. They called
2:25:44
it insurgification. I think it's okay. So
2:25:46
we've been calling it insurgification for a
2:25:48
while. Oh, very good. But
2:25:51
then I realized it's not the S word. It's silly
2:25:53
just because a word has a word in it like
2:25:59
scunthorpe. Yeah. Or
2:26:01
shiitake. Yeah, that one
2:26:03
really caused some problems. It's shiitake.
2:26:05
So in shiitification, it's not what
2:26:08
you think it is. It's
2:26:11
kind of what you think it is. It's
2:26:14
just a dirty little infects. Yeah,
2:26:17
this America Dialect Society though
2:26:20
picks, it's not like the Oxford English Dictionary
2:26:22
Word of the Year. Yeah.
2:26:24
It is more like a slangy kind of
2:26:26
a thing and it's fun. Yeah,
2:26:29
no, it's great. Yeah, congratulations. It was
2:26:31
terrific. And it took me a
2:26:33
couple of days. At first I kept calling
2:26:35
them the Internet Dialectical Society, which sounds like
2:26:38
Marxist. Yes, no, it's not that. So
2:26:41
you've considered your thesis and your antithesis
2:26:43
and they synthesized it and this is
2:26:45
your prize, it's shiitification. And they call
2:26:47
this the WOTI, the Word of the
2:26:49
Year. So congratulations for your WOTI. That's
2:26:53
a very high honor. I just finished the book proposal. It's
2:26:56
with my agent. There's three publishers. Do you have a
2:26:58
name for it? In-shit-ification. There you
2:27:00
go. Or you could call it in-poop-ification. In-poop-ification,
2:27:02
no. Oh, for goodness sake. You
2:27:05
know, call it what it is. It's funny because I can't call it that on NPR. I've
2:27:07
done like three interviews about it on NPR. Really? They
2:27:09
call it you? Well, because of the FCC rules. But the CBC,
2:27:11
no problem. Can you read a radio and tell us? Can you
2:27:13
say shiitake on NPR? I don't know. I don't know. I
2:27:16
don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
2:27:18
I don't know. I don't know. I
2:27:21
don't know. Can you say shiitake on NPR? Ask the FCC.
2:27:23
I mean, you had a broadcast program. You had a radio
2:27:25
background. But if you
2:27:28
said, Holy shiitake, I think they might... No, that's
2:27:30
fine. And I think it's shiitification. It's inside another
2:27:32
larger non-controversial order. No, it's a
2:27:34
good general term. I
2:27:37
mean, as a Brit who's over here, who's gone away with
2:27:39
saying wanker on public air, then
2:27:45
they're like, I think it's a good general term. Wanker
2:27:50
on public air, then... Yeah, I'll say it a lot.
2:27:52
I'll say it a lot. By the way, you say
2:27:55
it far too often. I just want to point out...
2:27:57
Oh, no, come on. It's a perfectly good descriptive noun.
2:28:00
I mean, certification is as
2:28:02
well because it describes a
2:28:04
really massive problem we've got
2:28:06
to deal with. Good. I
2:28:09
can't wait to read the book. I hope you'll come on before then.
2:28:12
You do have a chance to see Corey
2:28:14
speak in person on January 22nd. Tomorrow,
2:28:17
if you are in Corning, Miami. Oh,
2:28:20
you're going to go where it's warm. Are you not there
2:28:22
now? I'm going where it's warm. I'm going to Ron DeSantis
2:28:24
country. Will he allow
2:28:26
you to even talk about your books? Yeah. I
2:28:29
mean, your books are banned in many libraries. I don't know. Miami's
2:28:32
pretty, in fact, the only place I've ever had a book
2:28:34
banned was Florida. Booker T. Washington
2:28:36
High in Pensacola. Canceled
2:28:38
their entire summer reading program to stop their kids from
2:28:41
reading my book and tried to fire the teacher in.
2:28:43
Which one? Little Brother. Good,
2:28:46
Little Brother. Yeah. Good Lord.
2:28:48
I'm so sorry. That's so
2:28:50
ridiculous. Lots of people have a worse with their books. What
2:28:53
did they? He had never read it. He had
2:28:56
never read it. Yeah, because there's some things about it and
2:28:58
said he thought maybe the families would object and
2:29:00
he never read it. And then he unilaterally canceled
2:29:03
the whole summer reading program and ignored his own
2:29:06
procedures that he was required to follow, which is
2:29:08
why eventually that teacher was not fired. But
2:29:11
the summer reading program is gone forever. And
2:29:14
we did send 200 copies of the book to
2:29:16
the school. And
2:29:18
this company, I forget what they're
2:29:20
called, but there's a company that does like t-shirts and
2:29:23
posters where they make posters out of the word art
2:29:25
of a whole book. And
2:29:28
so we sent them a frame poster for their
2:29:30
library. And then I also, any
2:29:32
kid who wanted an e-book of it,
2:29:34
I PGP signed e-books for them and
2:29:36
sent them to them so they signed
2:29:38
e-books along with
2:29:41
a little tutorial on PGP. Good
2:29:43
for you. Well, let's hope this doesn't
2:29:45
happen to ensure defecation, although I'm going to get
2:29:47
it light. No, I'm sure it'll be
2:29:49
fine. Well, here's the deal. The
2:29:51
bezel is out and is legal in all 50
2:29:53
states. And if you want
2:29:55
the audio book version, go to Kickstarter and
2:29:58
sign up. Look at the price. The
2:30:00
backers is going up even as we speak.
2:30:03
Nine days to go to get this audio book. I
2:30:05
gotta tell you, the first Martin
2:30:07
Hench book was incredible, I really enjoyed it.
2:30:09
I read it to Lisa, who is a
2:30:12
CFO. So she really
2:30:14
enjoyed a forensic accountant being the
2:30:16
hero of your story. It's
2:30:18
actually great. It really reminded me of Charlie Strauss
2:30:20
with the diaries there. We've
2:30:24
got an IT administrator who is
2:30:26
actually doing really weird
2:30:28
stuff. Yeah, Kusulu
2:30:30
IT administrator. Yeah.
2:30:33
It's Red Team Blues, the new one is The Bezel,
2:30:35
and it's on Kickstarter if you want. I always get
2:30:37
the audio books, because I prefer to listen to them.
2:30:40
Will's so good. We had such a good time reading
2:30:42
this. He did great. He's so cute. And
2:30:44
of course, you'll find Corey at
2:30:46
pluralistic.net. That's where his blog is,
2:30:48
although I follow you on Mastodon,
2:30:50
and you always post clips from
2:30:53
your blog up there on Mastodon,
2:30:55
so that's a good follow. He's pluralistic
2:30:58
on Mastodon. Thank you for
2:31:00
being here, Corey. Have a great trip to Florida. Are
2:31:02
you gonna come right home after that, or are you
2:31:04
gonna spend some time? Yeah, leaving at 4 a.m. tomorrow,
2:31:06
and then I get back on Wednesday, and then on
2:31:08
Thursday I fly to Berlin. For
2:31:10
the Marshall McLuhan lecture. For the
2:31:12
McLuhan lectures, and if you're in Berlin, they've
2:31:15
just added another night at Otherland Books,
2:31:18
because the first one sold out. So there's
2:31:20
at least some tickets left right now if you
2:31:23
go to Otherland Books. Great, and
2:31:25
it does specifically say no streaming, so
2:31:28
you must be there. No streaming for
2:31:30
humans only. Approve. Marshall
2:31:33
McLuhan would not like that. One
2:31:35
cotton candy. No, he hated media.
2:31:39
Right, media schmedia. I
2:31:42
think that's his famous quote. Yeah, you know nothing of my
2:31:44
work. You know nothing. Mr.
2:31:47
Ian Thompson. Ian
2:31:49
Thompson. Oh my word. Terry Thomas,
2:31:51
Ian Thompson. Without the mustache, you're really
2:31:54
no longer Terry Thomas. You're Ian Thompson.
2:31:56
Yeah, no, I lost the whole
2:31:58
mustache. Yeah,
2:32:00
the it was an interesting area
2:32:03
of life did I think you should bring it
2:32:05
back personally, but that's just me The
2:32:07
pain in the ass to deal with clipping it the
2:32:09
whole day. I know I know the
2:32:12
register calm Ian
2:32:14
is there anything you want to plug? I'm
2:32:18
keeping an eye on the moon at the moment Jackson
2:32:22
soft landed a Probe
2:32:25
on the moon on Friday.
2:32:27
It's looking pretty grim But
2:32:29
hey, I'm gonna I'm a
2:32:32
huge fan of getting out there and you
2:32:34
know going out into new areas
2:32:37
So we'll see were you disappointed? That's
2:32:40
the Japanese Space Agency. We're disappointed that
2:32:42
the private space
2:32:44
contractor whose Paragon
2:32:47
peregrine was gonna contain or did contain
2:32:49
out is from Arthur C. Clarke and
2:32:51
Gene Roddenberry And it's
2:32:53
burnt up in the Atmosphere
2:32:55
yeah, which honestly I can't help
2:32:57
feeling Arthur C. Clarke would have
2:32:59
approved off But
2:33:02
at the same time yeah, no I understand
2:33:04
Well part of it apparently some of the
2:33:07
ashes were in the fairing which
2:33:09
did get pushed out and is gonna keep going So
2:33:12
maybe he's going in to boldly go where no
2:33:16
Funny was the entire craft was coming back
2:33:18
into the UK sorry back
2:33:20
into Okay, it's headed
2:33:22
back to the UK, but it will burn
2:33:24
up before it gets there I probably is
2:33:26
the world yeah, but no But
2:33:30
no, I mean it was it was kind of nice.
2:33:32
They got them out there, but Last
2:33:35
space is hard. You know I mean
2:33:37
it's Japan has
2:33:39
learned the hard way and we will we'll
2:33:41
get better at it Yeah,
2:33:43
the slim probe touchdown, but
2:33:46
the solar panels I did get to
2:33:48
do the the real flim shady is
2:33:50
shady There's
2:33:55
fun, but there's just no panels to collect
2:33:57
it okay. Yeah, they'll get there Yeah,
2:34:00
I agree with you. The
2:34:02
moon should be probed more often. Ah,
2:34:05
we need to get out that. That's what she said. I
2:34:08
was waiting for that one. Thank you, Corey. Thank
2:34:11
you, Corey. Thank you, Mr.
2:34:13
Alex Lindsay, officehours.global, even on
2:34:15
a Sunday. Yes.
2:34:18
Yes, I didn't even know
2:34:20
about that translation thing. It was
2:34:22
in our morning session. It's amazing. So
2:34:24
we do that every day, seven days a week. We
2:34:27
had Colleen Henry on. Oh, I got
2:34:29
to watch that. Our chief engineer,
2:34:31
she's the woman who really built the
2:34:33
stuff that we do. Yeah. I
2:34:35
think you go to the YouTube channel because it's not in the normal
2:34:38
schedule. So we did a special with Colleen. And
2:34:41
if you go to YouTube slash officehours.global,
2:34:44
it was just a special with the two of us talking
2:34:46
about compression, how
2:34:49
streaming works. And Colleen, if
2:34:51
you don't know what she does now,
2:34:54
she's kind of her invisible hand is
2:34:56
touching pretty much every part of live
2:34:58
streaming on the web for every company.
2:35:01
So she's kind of the invisible force behind a lot
2:35:03
of that stuff. And so she talked a little bit
2:35:05
and answered a bunch of questions for our audience. And so
2:35:08
it's a pretty, pretty great. There she is. She
2:35:10
started it here. She
2:35:13
was an intern. Well, she applied
2:35:16
to be an intern here. She was still
2:35:18
at San Jose State Learning Sociology, getting her
2:35:20
degree in sociology. And
2:35:22
I talked to her for five minutes and I said,
2:35:24
I'm not going to hire you as an intern. But
2:35:27
would you like to work for us? And she
2:35:29
built Skypeasaurus. She built our first
2:35:32
video rig. She did so many amazing things.
2:35:35
And gosh, she looks great. It's so nice to see how we'll
2:35:37
be watching this. I can't wait to see it. She's
2:35:39
a superstar. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
2:35:43
Oh, that's so good. I'm so glad you did that. And
2:35:45
officehours.global, Monday through Sunday is the place
2:35:48
to go to learn more
2:35:50
about everything. But we
2:35:52
talk about a little bit of everything. Yeah,
2:35:55
everything. And we live stream from
2:35:57
7 to 9 Pacific Standard Time every single
2:35:59
day. It's a small
2:36:02
village of about 20 people that it takes to turn it
2:36:04
on. So it's... To me,
2:36:06
this is like the future of media, especially
2:36:08
as we struggle with traditional
2:36:10
podcasting which is show-based and
2:36:13
advertising-based. And more and more, I
2:36:15
look at what you're doing and think that the future
2:36:17
of Twit, three or four years from now maybe, is
2:36:20
that kind of thing inside our club and...
2:36:23
I think it's a great idea. I love it. The
2:36:26
two things that work is that, A, we built a system
2:36:28
that allows us to have a lot more people in the
2:36:30
panel. So what that means is that you have to really...
2:36:32
How big is your box? We
2:36:35
get up to 16, 16 people. It's really
2:36:37
amazing. Yeah. But there's a
2:36:39
system on the back end that lets us cue them
2:36:41
and that let them raise their hands and everything else.
2:36:43
And then the other thing is, it's just Q&A. It's
2:36:45
much easier to program for when it's just like, hey,
2:36:47
what questions do you have? And then,
2:36:49
you know, the Q&A system that we built was pretty useful.
2:36:52
So it allows people to ask questions, vote on questions.
2:36:55
We can manage them on the back end. And
2:36:57
then that Q&A system actually drives the video system. So when
2:36:59
we say, oh, we're going to answer this question, it actually
2:37:01
goes and grabs the people that said they were going to
2:37:03
answer it and then puts them up automatically. And so it's
2:37:06
a little bit... So it does make it...
2:37:08
We do hope that more people will do it. We
2:37:11
publish like how we do it. It's kind of open...
2:37:13
I'll do it. I will do it. I
2:37:15
volunteer. You can help me. We'll
2:37:17
talk about it. Let's figure this out. Yeah. I
2:37:22
think it would be really fun to get a bunch of us
2:37:24
together just answering questions. We have a community. I mean, that's the
2:37:26
thing. Any good podcast has a
2:37:28
community. It's about community. I'll
2:37:30
build you an instance, Leo. Would you? Thank
2:37:33
you. I appreciate it. Alex will
2:37:35
be back on Tuesday for Vision Pro Weekly, our new
2:37:37
show on Twitter. It was Mac break
2:37:39
weekly, but I have a feeling for the next few weeks it's
2:37:42
going to be kind of dominated by a Vision Pro
2:37:44
talk. And you will have one a week from Friday.
2:37:46
14 years of the Mac. There's going to be stuff
2:37:48
to talk about, but yeah. You
2:37:51
know, I am a Vision Pro, complete Vision
2:37:53
Pro skeptic. I call it
2:37:55
Tim Cook's folly. I think it's nuts, but
2:37:58
I think we just don't know. I mean, we're, we're. in
2:38:00
year 10 of a 20-year rollout. And
2:38:03
so we don't know where it's going to go. I
2:38:07
bought an iPhone in the early days when it
2:38:09
was kind of barely functional. But
2:38:13
I liken this to buying a car
2:38:15
with square wheels because they say
2:38:17
someday it'll have round wheels and then you'll really
2:38:19
love it. I'm going to wait till
2:38:21
the round wheels. Thank you very much. This
2:38:23
is not the one for me. It's very
2:38:25
strange though that Apple has made
2:38:28
a career out of taking
2:38:31
technology people have developed and
2:38:34
then making it much, much better. I'm
2:38:36
not quite sure about Vision Pro on this one.
2:38:39
Because that's when Steve Jobs was there. Yeah,
2:38:42
exactly. But I mean there's a limit
2:38:44
to how much you can polish your
2:38:46
turd. Yeah, I will say though that
2:38:48
most people, I've had the
2:38:51
benefit of looking at non-production
2:38:53
versions of VR and
2:38:55
when you get to a certain frame rate and
2:38:57
resolution, it's pretty amazing. Oh, I'm sure
2:39:00
it'll be breathtaking. I just doubt the net is
2:39:02
going to want to do this. I'm
2:39:04
saying that this one isn't it either. But I'm
2:39:06
saying that when you reach a certain resolution per
2:39:09
eye and when you reach a certain frame rate,
2:39:12
the quality of the experience, it doesn't
2:39:14
go like this in that frame rate.
2:39:16
It goes, oh, it's really,
2:39:18
really good. Oh my gosh. It's like, you know, just,
2:39:20
you know, and it's just. It's like, you can get
2:39:22
the frame rate and the eye tracking thing sorted. I'm
2:39:24
going to say. This first version I
2:39:27
think will be a step further along in that area
2:39:29
and it costs that much to do it. The ones
2:39:31
that are non-production versions that I've put on are quarter
2:39:33
million dollars. You know, like they're not. And
2:39:36
but at 8K per eye, 120 frames a
2:39:38
second, it is an entirely different
2:39:40
world. Like it is, it is like literally something
2:39:42
it's hard to imagine. So, people like me who
2:39:44
are excited is because. I will be there. I
2:39:46
will be right there. I think
2:39:49
that what Apple is going to be real, it's
2:39:51
going to be really interesting is to is to
2:39:53
see how very basic things work in there. And
2:39:56
the people that I've talked to that have had them on, of course,
2:39:58
I haven't put them on until for another week. half
2:40:00
are pretty impressed except for
2:40:03
the weight. Everyone talks
2:40:05
about it like that. There's a lot of except for the course.
2:40:08
Cory, are you a fan of AR or VR?
2:40:11
Well, like I say, I'm too asigmatic for it,
2:40:13
but what I was going to mention earlier is
2:40:15
that as soon as I can
2:40:17
take a month off touring, which will probably be at this rate
2:40:19
2026, I'm going to get
2:40:21
both my eyes fixed because I have cataracts. And
2:40:24
when they fix your cataracts, you can
2:40:27
get 3D printed lenses that fix your
2:40:29
astigmatism and give you 20-20 with built-in
2:40:31
bifocals. And so for
2:40:33
the first time since like the age of nine, this
2:40:35
is what I'm going to look like. Cory,
2:40:38
when you do that, I'm going to watch. And
2:40:40
if you don't go blind and you can still
2:40:42
drive a car at night, I might do the
2:40:44
same because I mean, I can barely drive a
2:40:47
car at night now. I get payloads and stuff
2:40:49
in the cataract. So I'm really looking forward to
2:40:51
it. I'm pretty curious how my
2:40:53
wife says empty frames. Sorry,
2:40:55
go ahead. Yeah, exactly. Just glass frames.
2:40:58
You're the... Yeah, because it is your trademark, isn't it,
2:41:00
Cory? You kind of have those, you know, that's... You've
2:41:03
always had those black frames, yeah. I'm
2:41:06
very curious how the bifocal contacts will or
2:41:08
the bifocal lenses will work in a VR
2:41:10
experience because you're seeing the whole thing. That's
2:41:13
going to be a huge fact. I think
2:41:15
that could be really complicated. You don't need
2:41:17
progressive lenses if everything is visible, right? Or
2:41:19
do you? I understand that, but I mean,
2:41:22
my left eye is like the size of
2:41:24
a rugby ball. You know, it's that badly,
2:41:26
you know. And I've
2:41:28
tried using these things and if your right
2:41:30
eye is bad, then, you know,
2:41:33
it's going to have to be addressed. So this
2:41:35
should sell as well as, let's say, an F-16
2:41:37
fighter. Well,
2:41:40
they've already... I mean, if the rumors
2:41:42
of the sales numbers have hit, they've
2:41:44
already made $3 billion. Wow. I
2:41:46
mean, it's not a profit, but they've already generated $3
2:41:49
billion of revenue from... They sold out the first trench,
2:41:51
right? Which was what we think, 100,000? Yeah, the first
2:41:53
trench. We think it's 80,000. Yeah,
2:41:56
and so that number already... That
2:41:58
already went back. because the first
2:42:01
trench was we think is 80,000
2:42:03
and they're already moving the date so the date
2:42:06
is so as soon as the date moves you
2:42:08
know I think you actually get cannot is unavailable
2:42:10
at this point I haven't
2:42:12
tried it but you have to scan your
2:42:15
face you have to do this whole you have to
2:42:17
go through the whole process to find out you can't
2:42:19
you have to you need an iPhone to order the
2:42:21
you can't go to the website and buy it you
2:42:23
need an iPhone to measure your face right get in
2:42:26
to do the thing science it's interesting I went through
2:42:28
the whole thing I got up because I was on
2:42:30
the East Coast at least was 8 a.m. I got went through
2:42:32
the whole thing and right at
2:42:34
the point I'll see let's show I do it I'm right at
2:42:36
the point where you do it I
2:42:38
said yes screw it I'm not gonna do this I'm
2:42:41
not I just started on my iPhone I was like
2:42:43
I'll let you this is because the for those of
2:42:45
us who buy a lot of things at 5 a.m.
2:42:47
on when Apple releases it the iPhone
2:42:49
is way faster the website breaks because there's so
2:42:52
many people ordering at the same time not a
2:42:54
problem yeah this time through the website did not
2:42:56
break I gotta tell you no no I think
2:42:58
this is this is a hundredth of the of
2:43:00
a iPhone demand yeah like it you know it's
2:43:02
it's a tiny tiny
2:43:05
little thing okay I'm doing the scans right
2:43:07
now I'll let you all go thank you
2:43:09
very much okay appreciate it Cory have a
2:43:11
great trip to Miami to see ya thank
2:43:14
you thank you Cory Cory
2:43:17
I just want to tell you I didn't need to put
2:43:19
this on the show but I the fun
2:43:21
thing about forensics you know with you know
2:43:23
for with data you know you know have
2:43:26
you heard of Pittsburgh plate glass PPE now
2:43:29
Pittsburgh play glass they make Pittsburgh paints and
2:43:31
they make every PPE I have PPE here
2:43:33
at windshields yeah yeah windshields and all the
2:43:35
plate glass for pretty much every sky rise
2:43:37
in the United States and blah blah blah
2:43:40
they did they've done okay and but back
2:43:42
in about a hundred years ago their lead
2:43:44
chemist quit took and
2:43:46
took all of the he
2:43:48
took all the formulas for the
2:43:50
glass okay okay and their guy
2:43:53
their accountant took his orders and rebuilt
2:43:55
the he took it he was very
2:43:57
precise about his ordering so They
2:44:00
were able to use all the
2:44:02
data of all the orders to figure out
2:44:04
what the what the mix was for the
2:44:06
glass You
2:44:08
know because he was you know all his orders and everything
2:44:10
else so they had to go through you know in this
2:44:13
case it Wouldn't be spreadsheets. It would be ledger ledgers right
2:44:16
and figuring all those things out and and
2:44:18
got the Yeah, good
2:44:20
competitive intelligence work. It
2:44:22
was great well,
2:44:24
I went to a funeral this last
2:44:27
year with my father and Sorry
2:44:30
a great-great uncle Set
2:44:33
up the first electric taxi firm in
2:44:36
London in And
2:44:40
I've got it. I've got one hell of
2:44:42
an article the prior preparing on
2:44:44
this But you know it's like
2:44:46
it makes Elon Musk look at Piker By
2:44:51
the way if you order today, I went through the
2:44:53
process March 4th Availability
2:44:56
month so it has
2:44:58
moved a month, but it's still there still available,
2:45:00
and you can go to the website pretty quick Thank you,
2:45:02
Corey Really texting demanding get
2:45:06
out of here. Thank you Corey.
2:45:08
Thank you Ian. Thank you Alex
2:45:10
Thanks to all of you We
2:45:12
do fantastic to see you all it was
2:45:14
really a fun show. Thank you. Yeah, take
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us making the show It's not the final
2:45:28
show, but the making of the show at
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YouTube youtube.com Twitch
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that live stream goes live the minute
2:45:35
we begin and ends the
2:45:37
minute we end which is right now You
2:45:40
can't watch it if you're a club member Reason
2:45:43
we do that is we want to encourage people to
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join the club because you can continue to watch Before
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and after all the shows so get to twit.tv slash
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club to it and join you can
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also subscribe download a show from twit.tv all
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of our Public shows are on the website.
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You can also subscribe in your favorite podcast
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client. There's even a YouTube dedicated
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to Twit that's got all of the video episodes
2:46:03
as well. Great way to share a
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clip if you want to do that. And I
2:46:07
think Corey said a few things people might want to share with
2:46:09
others. We do thank you for watching.
2:46:12
A reminder to take the
2:46:14
survey. It's not over yet, but it will be soon.
2:46:16
Last chance to let us know
2:46:18
what you think. We want people who watch
2:46:20
every show, including this show, to respond
2:46:23
so that we get a good idea of who the total
2:46:25
audience is, both for our own internal use to decide what
2:46:28
kind of programming to do and
2:46:30
so forth, but also for advertising. We
2:46:33
don't spy on you. This is the one way we
2:46:35
can tell advertisers a little bit about our demographics, not
2:46:38
you specifically, just in general. The
2:46:40
survey is at the website, twit.tv slash
2:46:43
survey24. And, oh, by the
2:46:45
way, if you know a company that would like to
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advertise on Twit or
2:46:49
perhaps your company would like to advertise
2:46:51
on Twit, just remember you can always
2:46:53
email us. We'd love to hear from you. Advertise at
2:46:55
twit.tv. I'm
2:46:58
Leo Laporte. Thanks to our producer and
2:47:00
board op today, Benito Gonzalez.
2:47:03
Great job booking this show, Benito. Nice,
2:47:06
nice job. Wow. Thanks
2:47:08
to our studio manager, Jammer B,
2:47:11
our official lockpicker, Burke McQuinn. By
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the way, Burke, here's a little irony on this
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lockpick tool you got me. I can't figure out
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how to open it. I
2:47:20
really can't. I literally can't. I
2:47:23
guess I probably shouldn't have a lockpick. I'll
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see you all next time. Another
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