##Voices##MikeAaronAndrew CrusoeAndrew HusterBoomHaroldRy##Show Notes##CostcoE-JuiceTimTamsFrrrrrresh TortillasRy as a butcherTurbo ButtonMac OS 9.2System 7LaCroix BerryENHANCE!This Will Never Air 38, including the rhyming

This Will Never Air 39: I Don't Feel In My Heart That That's A Sandwich

May 28th, 2016 1h 3m

##Voices##Mike BeasterfeldAndrew HusterAndrew Crusoe (Author of the Epic of Aravinda)##Show Notes##MinecraftGoodstuff Broadcasting NetworkSundayBrendon ReyellRy AmidonOmnimaxWickedTrolololoFallout 3GitLinus TorvaldsRichard M

This Will Never Air 38: The Most Republican Batman

May 21st, 2016 1h

##Voices##Mike BeasterfeldAndrew HusterHarold KachelmyerBoom (also providing show notes for this episode)##Show Notes##The Big GameSuperb OwlTHE 10THE 15THAC0CustardCream PuffBlue ShellThe Kitten BowlBoomer EsiasonGuffey, Col

This Will Never Air 37: Skypegeist

May 14th, 2016 1h 6m

##Voices##Mike BeasterfeldAaron LM GoodwinMatt LemieuxNick Gallop##Show Notes##Birthday Cake OreosMetaphorMagsafe 2 Strain Relief IssuePower Adapter WingsPineapple LumpsNuts & GumTreehouse of Horror VIFamily GuyJosh CentersTh

This Will Never Air 36: Ketchup-Adjacent

May 7th, 2016 57m 30s

Mike BeasterfeldNick WardHarold KachelmyerB.O.B. and the Flat EarthNeil DeGrasse Tyson on The Nightly ShowB.o.B. Fires BackThe Flat Earth SocietyThe Daily Show with Trevor NoahYakov SmirnoffGallagherBranson, MoTimecube on the Intern

This Will Never Air 35: Nothing Upsets Me Like a Trough

Mar 7th, 2016 1h 10m

Jason, Nick, Andrew, and Mike break down bells, Jason tries Tim Tams (finally), brutalism, Mike tries out his new found criticism skills (and fails), and when is Will Smith being too Will Smith.Amazon PrimeAmazon BellsHere's the thing compi

This Will Never Air 34: Big NAS Country

Feb 22nd, 2016 1h 54m

Andrew, Ry, Aaron, and Mike talk Big Head Country, knobs, and musical performance art.Graph is a bandGraph - 100% done

This Will Never Air 33: Raised in a Hollowed Out Tree

Feb 11th, 2016 1h

Harold, Andrew C., and Mike touch the time stream as they discuss the Bearnstein/Bearnstain Bears, the sweet sweet smell of burnt toast, and the world's best Android soundboard app.Literally a search on the Play Store for "soundboard"Berenst

This Will Never Air 32: Dick Chaney Maneuver - Making a Murderer

Feb 8th, 2016 1h 57m

Jason, Harold, Nick G., and Mike discuss the Netflix series 'Making a Murderer'.http://www.stevenaverycase.org/Making a Murderer on NetflixWho's who in Making a MurdererEpisode TranscriptsMaking a Murderer on RedditJodi’s story

This Will Never Air 31: First Time Anecdoter

Jan 29th, 2016 1h 30m

Various fast-food restaurant methods including In 'n Out, Long John Silvers, and Golden Corral are discussed by Aaron, Nick G., Andrew, and Mike.Boxes of candy canes and smarties 1Boxes of candy canes and smarties 2In-n-out burgerBitcoinD

This Will Never Air 30: Quokka Quokka Quokka

Jan 25th, 2016 1h 8m

In this special crossover episode, Mike leads a team consisting of Jason, Nick Ward, and Harold to invade a 3 Guys 3 Questions Lightning Round with Aaron and Adam for a new type of hybrid podcast.3G3Q Lightning Round S06:E01.5MCI Long Distan

This Will Never Air 29: Force Tantrum - The Force Awakens

Jan 21st, 2016 1h 55m

Ry, Mike, Nick, Aaron, Matt and Nicolas discuss the new Star Wars movie, The Force Awakens.Ry Amidon: @ryamidonMike Beasterfeld: @mikebeasterfeldNick Gallop: @wonderyakAaron L. M. Goodwin: @AaronLMGoodwinMatt Lemieux: @tygerMattNicolas Wa

This Will Never Air 28: 100 Teraflops of Magic

Jan 18th, 2016 1h

Mike, our omniscient narrator, weaves a thread with fourth wall breaker Andrew Crusoe, luminiferous æther inspector Nick Ward, and his faithful hound Mr. Darcy. They stick to their evergreen motto ABH, Always Be Helping, as they discuss critici

This Will Never Air 27: Cold-Blooded Favoriting

Jan 14th, 2016 1h 24m

Ry, Andrew, and Mike talk about Stallman, favhearts, chemtrails, and flannel.

This Will Never Air 26: Prime Me a Horse

Jan 8th, 2016 1h 24m

Matt, Andrew, and Mike discuss cereals, bells, vaping with candy, and serious chocolate.Twix YardSnickers Fun Size Chocolate Candy DisplaySnickers ProductsGiant 26-Pound Gummy Worm (NSFW?)Necco Assorted Original Candy WafersChocolate Nec

This Will Never Air 25: Deficiency of Meme

Jan 4th, 2016 1h 9m

Know your meme, top 10 reasons you are reading Buzzfeed News, and vocal fry.LemieuxJim Carry impersonates CSI:MiamiCSI:Miami Meme@tygerMattMost memeable celebritiesThe O.C.MillennialsStrutting Leonardo DiCaprio MemeOscar Snubbed Leona

This Will Never Air 24: Courtesy Of Dr Poop

Dec 25th, 2015 59m

Home moviesClerks: the animated seriesjbecker's desk5by5 sound boardDiplomacy onlineDestinyPandemicCarmina Burana: O FortunaJohn Williamsmoveon.orgpetitions.whitehouse.govchange.orgArnott's Iced VovosKevin Rudd's 2007 victory spee

This Will Never Air 23: Showdown with Shingy

Nov 10th, 2015 57m 2s

A journey into the ShingerverseTransmission Episode 200 IntroBiggest Halloween Haul 3G3QKris KrossAaron as Charlie the UnicornRichard BransonCrossfitBurpeesChitting potatoesDuck Dodgers in the 24 1/2th CenturyMarvin the MartianGossa

This Will Never Air 22: Indiana Jones and The Beef

Nov 7th, 2015 57m

Disc RotImation SuperDriveDiskSyquest SparqSparq PackagingDisc Caddy7th GuestMystMicrosoft EncartaAt EaseAt Ease BackdoorsMacintosh PortableScarab of RaCommodore 64VIC-20BBSCommodore DatasetteUpside Down Apple LogoPowerbook Tr