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0:01

The Adventures of Ellery Queen.

0:15

Ellery Queen invites you to match wits with him as

0:17

he relates another story of a crime he alone unravels.

0:20

Before revealing the solution, he stops the play,

0:22

gives you a chance to solve the mystery.

0:25

Our guest tonight who will represent you

0:27

home, armchair detective, is the talented Hollywood

0:29

character actor Mr. Charles LaTorte. And

0:33

now here's Ellery Queen, master detective.

0:36

Thank you, Ernest Chapel, and good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

0:39

Tonight, we'd like to tell you about

0:41

a murder that occurred right under our

0:43

very noses while we calmly enjoyed a

0:46

ballgame. I call it Adventure of the

0:48

Fowl's Hip. Good

0:56

evening, Mr. James. Good

1:04

evening. There was

1:06

a sharp movie that made Mr. James here. Let me

1:08

open the door for you. Come

1:13

look who's here. Hey, Mr. Holmes, check your hat. Bragg

1:17

and I'll hold on to it, ma'am. Welcome

1:21

to Mr. Science, except telephone Mr. Vincent. Oh,

1:23

thank you. I'm looking for my wife. Irene?

1:26

Yes, sir. This way, sir. Irene, the peace-dance member

1:28

with the partner. There he is now. Irene? Irene?

1:32

Irene, come right away. That fancy dancer with bad grease on his

1:34

hair. That's my wife's dancing partner. Yes, Mr. James.

1:36

And, Irene, Mr. Chicken. Excuse me, Mr. Chicken. The

1:38

Hollywood Chicken. Oh, Chanté. Me, sir. Where's

1:41

my wife, Mr. Meryell? We have just finished the dance.

1:43

Ah, that Irene. She is not a woman. She's a

1:45

spirit. She's a spirit. She's

1:47

a spirit. She's a spirit. She's a spirit.

1:49

She's a spirit. Oh, well, I find my

1:52

wife, Mr. Meryell. Oh, I see. We'll be right back. Thank

1:54

you. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

1:56

Bye-bye. Bye-bye. have

2:00

been doing yeah. At the. You must be concerned together

2:08

with that exchange with the thank you

2:11

some of the time but I go

2:13

in review. Can't make track

2:15

Mr Marino Hey listen you waste Ya do

2:17

love of the work that.

2:22

For ya. I.

2:26

Want to. Know you and I read that they

2:29

cannot follow the publicity on hook line and

2:35

thank you. The same is running it with

2:37

a two column head the mouth. I remind me to give

2:39

you a penny you remind me to collect.

2:44

Well the great ticket behind the

2:46

Hawaii even Mr Bernie. Well

2:49

I mean you know you're taking part

2:51

in your country time and when you mean taking

2:53

it on me that's why I didn't think it was

2:55

going to go out yeah. Well I get probably most

3:01

you have not to buy and get a few drinks right

3:03

far beyond my birthday you know I don't have been in

3:05

one of any figure out. I look

3:07

at my pretty Irene but I get to see

3:09

more of you on this vacation among them take

3:12

you know like that alone in some place else

3:14

you know I sent for you. You're

3:16

going to say yes or aren't you now honey

3:19

if you're aiming to sign up that divorce

3:21

call to the men that got up again I

3:23

didn't finish the last time you locked in horses

3:26

college but Irene girl you know I got

3:28

a five year movie contract that I

3:30

can't get into no scandal the kids

3:32

of America be disappointed no checking the

3:34

voices no scandal not what I got to get

3:36

to a stable offer and a 10 gallon hat.

3:39

I'm real sorry you can't get to

3:41

see more of me I don't know

3:43

that society fella Mr Vincent open this

3:45

New York nightclub for you to go

3:47

right back on West with. The sunset

3:49

on your saddle horn I suppose. No

3:52

thanks you know I get my divorce

3:54

I don't I you'll great big Beautiful movie. Are

3:56

you a ring that the money? They

3:59

are my ring. Irish.

4:03

Why they wanted a boy powerful

4:05

than. A thousand. And

4:07

love a man. That's why I'm

4:09

a man. Oh.

4:14

Man I yeah written some of the. Sign.

4:17

Of heard rumors about burying our

4:19

to be a man mighty close

4:21

to a new zones yet another

4:24

man. But now so I sat.

4:26

On his have wiser assess. I know you'll

4:28

some way back. As a matter. Where

4:33

you're at a given as and I'm a sick

4:35

how about you? So damning awesome when cooler than

4:37

us and I will say i'm a few sips

4:39

isn't of Elias whining about. The

4:43

money on like and more than

4:45

I. Am gonna

4:47

help me myself irene that it open high

4:49

as you can separate them from them as.

4:55

Hell, I'm delighted to see

4:57

Or the Us always. In this

4:59

sense and seven, I guess you see how many ways

5:01

they can see my. Mind

5:04

and. Sixty

5:07

something and a perfect sense. I'll

5:10

go to be seen again running a services. I

5:12

should say they sort of his hearing a remake

5:14

of a party as a hot born in a

5:17

field. am I what I said One see Obama.

5:19

Will. Take Armory helper desiring same final

5:21

the photographer. Reported for Maxwell Sunday

5:24

Sept likeness of is absolutely Baroness. What

5:26

he said. I don't know

5:28

muslims and I'm aggravated aggravated. Retiring

5:32

aside when also and a lot of like

5:34

I'm right I went to Models. Come

5:38

on successful as I write his own Afternoon of

5:40

the Bulls I do your book. Know

5:43

I magazine and listen. As thick as a

5:45

Fresh Air is now saw a man like

5:48

you can be who suffered some the or

5:50

or thought what you need is an son

5:52

the wind in your face. That

5:55

is a segment of as a senior. Do

5:58

as well. Activism

6:00

I will find same this further. You

6:02

go on a great great and when

6:05

I meet outside zickafoose severe the maya

6:07

for know before the game on I'm

6:09

publicity all set up six. And

6:12

I read says the my do. Emissary

6:15

Betty Anne. And has

6:17

since my mind. When.

6:34

I. Say

6:36

I told my wife wiring the money

6:38

what we are there was this as

6:41

well as yeah my. Eyes

6:48

are has us says with a detailed had

6:50

it out man well since another letter through

6:52

but then he went out on the photographer.

6:54

Why and from you'll get mugged in size

6:56

sits in other words in a while I've

6:59

I've rarely on him as a monument I

7:01

can see a game going to Board of

7:03

You Baseball they get a new. Enemy that

7:05

when as exciting as a one hit and get resistance

7:07

in advance making fan on a line. And

7:10

I'll see you fighting to get to the ticket

7:12

when a man, well, when. To. Vulgarians audio been

7:14

near money. My beautiful money will marry

7:16

know love son was gone. I.

7:45

Haven't. Seen

7:48

as magazine of Again on.

7:54

One side I'm I'm arena signal and

7:56

who was that? Republicans are there and cowboy,

7:58

I'm in. No, I'm not. Bernie

8:02

I said the flowers Mom

8:05

with. Mom.

8:20

And their ladies and gentlemen, you

8:22

have the beginning of armistice. When

8:24

the number thirteen crops up. Something's

8:26

bound to happen before anything else

8:28

happens. There's a number by form

8:30

of our and his officers. Remember

10:17

to a good. Look. A little

10:19

later that's a big deal. boxes of a gamble

10:21

but a chemical me off Some the crowd. Walking

10:24

feeling better. Off

10:32

going to have had.

10:36

I get a camera. You'll

10:39

have young. Man was

10:41

I have any think that family.

10:43

I'm gonna win the day. When.

10:49

I went outside so I'm not. Sure,

10:55

why should I know how he that

10:57

still have. A

10:59

if they wanna do, We allow

11:01

a lot like Legacy. Of

11:05

Light Sabers Impact. On

11:09

my way. I know I knew

11:11

I was. I. Who

11:14

with whom am I. Gonna

11:16

do local. Whoa! Whoa. Whoa

11:19

Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa. Whoa.

11:21

Whoa. Group. Or however, who can count

11:23

on. To

11:27

go to run gonna recover. Before

11:30

whoop I'm trying to buy the book will

11:32

become a little one who the lab. Criminal.

11:35

Record: Look remember when com not Would bring

11:37

a group of. Lucky. I'm in love

11:39

to a ball game as as an hour. Practices

11:43

over. Rather than even if a really

11:45

American. Football

11:48

game or for some a serious by that he. man

11:51

I'm not a. fan

11:53

sites to get his autograph I

12:00

don't think Mrs. Ains enjoyed her husband's

12:02

popularity very much judging from the expression

12:05

of her face. I

12:10

mean, they should be seeing a ballgame together.

12:12

She's trying to... Uh, but what do I

12:14

care? Play ball! Beautiful woman that I ain't.

12:16

Brother, you ain't exaggerating. All right, now that's

12:18

your moment. Great trick trick from the given six.

12:20

Now stand back. Well, everybody back. Please, please get

12:23

away from Mrs. Ains's part, you wicked... I'm sorry.

12:25

Henry, take a look at that umbre coming to a

12:27

box they see. A cowboy with a

12:29

guitar. Ooh, he's handsome. Well, who... What's

12:32

a lot of football coming to anyway? Arizona!

12:36

Yee-haw! Come

12:40

on in this here box, you old bull-legged

12:42

coyote. Hi, Arizona. You reckon you remember my

12:44

wife, Peter Irene, huh? I reckon I couldn't

12:47

forget her chick. Howdy, ma'am. Hello, Arizona. Long

12:49

time no see, sir. Come and sit by

12:51

me, sugar. Oh, thank you, ma'am. I've been

12:53

traveling around chick here. Sort of keeping me here

12:55

for, you know, me and my guitar. How'd

12:58

you find my box, Arizona? Just follow to

13:00

her, chick. No good be worthy autographed mavericks

13:02

would say, Ha-ha, you old fat-a-man. Arizona, shake

13:04

hands with these folks here, you heard. Good

13:06

luck, Arizona. You're a good friend. I

13:09

could see Arizona as sour, a play that guitar's

13:11

for him when he's feeling low. Oh, well, he

13:13

does. I'm

13:15

feeling powerful off my feet, Arizona. You could

13:17

sing me one of them sad songs for

13:19

you. Reckon I will. He's

13:22

good as a hear. Oh,

13:25

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh,

13:28

that's my earlier, Arizona, yes, sir. Oh, where

13:30

are the way in, mostly? My, Bernie.

13:32

Bernie, this is him, Ellie. I'm not gonna sit in

13:34

the locker room and put him up. Look, they're gonna snap his

13:36

picture. I know I mean it's a great stuff for you. Hey,

13:38

what's the matter? Oh, no, no, no, no. Now

13:40

what, Mickey? This is your king, Zelly. He's gonna

13:42

have to be sick or something. Just back in

13:45

the middle, will you? Sick, sick, sick,

13:47

sick, sick, sick. We better have a

13:49

twin of these, baby. One side, please. Oh,

13:51

here, please. I don't know why. It's

13:53

in a bad way. I've got them in the clubhouse. Call a

13:55

doctor, somebody. Finish! Turn these people away.

13:58

Come on, one side, brother. I'm

14:00

really wrong. You

14:02

mean power play, Nikki? Well, considering the setup...

14:05

That is a possibility. Oh, my God! Nikki,

14:07

I came here to see a ball game,

14:09

and by the save, I'm seeing

14:11

it. Come on, you dumb people!

14:15

Oh, my God! Oh,

14:18

my God! Oh,

14:21

my God! Oh,

14:23

my God! Take

14:27

a swing with him, he's knocking over that fence! Come on, let's

14:29

go! Oh,

14:32

let's go! Here's

14:34

the sergeant back in the club room. That's my

14:36

gun. How's my poor dead back?

14:38

Look at that scoreboard. Ah,

14:41

strike! Oh, my God! Yes,

14:44

he's got it, sergeant, but it's only the fifth

14:46

inning. First 11, cleverly, get it, the game is over. Oh,

14:49

check that. There

14:52

you go, sergeant. First

14:54

11, cleverly, get it, the game is over. Which

14:57

sergeant? What about the game? Oh, check

14:59

that. There you

15:01

go, sergeant. Oh, Lord. See

15:04

you at the natural desk. No, poison

15:06

doctor just examined him. Check with fun.

15:08

Now watch this guy cleverly like some

15:10

down here. Oh, he wouldn't. Here,

15:13

I see. Well, sergeant, let's have a taste. Oh,

15:16

I have poison through the mouth, but Chit didn't

15:18

eat or drink and think for an hour. And the

15:20

doctor says it was quick poison, so the inspector figures

15:22

he took the stuff right here in the field. What

15:26

an accident! Climb along with that! Who's that corrector,

15:28

sergeant? Oh, I see. What an

15:30

essence! Climb along with that! Your attention, please.

15:33

Leave us all a bill. I'll give five

15:35

dollars for every autograph Chit Games signed in box

15:37

13 there before this game. Five

15:40

genuine American Bucks, gentlemen. Come and get it. I saw

15:42

you gone, not high enough, when the time don't cloud.

15:44

Let's see it. That's his one.

15:46

Where's your five? Now let's see that

15:49

autograph, please. Mm-hmm. Here's your

15:51

five dollars. All right, now. There you are.

15:53

There you are. That's his six. Hey,

15:56

listen, Mr. Queen, I'm sorry, but you can't

15:58

go on a ride. Oh, the uckers. Stand

16:00

by, uckers. Anybody else? There

16:03

should be one other autograph. It's a

16:05

six-page... What are you doing? What are

16:07

you doing, son? I'm back. It's your

16:09

autograph. That son-stroke inspector, Carl Lwagens... Oh,

16:11

shut up, Deeley. Son, what's

16:14

that did? Deeley says Ames was poisoned by mouth.

16:16

Hadn't eaten or drunk anything recently. It happened right

16:18

here in Box 13. So

16:20

it's obvious Ames must have been poisoned by one

16:22

of the pencils. An autograph hound handed into right there.

16:24

Oh, what a defense? Yes, sir. Ames

16:26

is notorious for its habit of sucking the point

16:28

of a pencil. Lord knows it's been publicized enough. He

16:31

sucked every pencil off of him before he scrawled his

16:33

head. He was a point who had a poison kiss.

16:35

Son, the killer's one of those five guys who just

16:37

showed up to sell back the autograph. There, you're with

16:40

a scar case! No, no, it's not. No. Watch those

16:42

men alone. If any of the five was guilty, you don't

16:44

suppose he'd be cool enough to show up to you? They

16:46

were six. The sixth one stayed away. The missing one's the

16:48

killer, all right. How's that? Yes, Dr. Queen.

16:50

What did that six-foot local look like, remember?

16:53

Well, yes, sir. He was a kid, a

16:55

little boy. A what? What did he do,

16:57

Jackson, Mr. Queen? A boy! There. That's

17:00

that. Fly him back to

17:02

the clubhouse if you want to play with the new

17:04

super-son. That's not that bad. The super-vene's death lies in

17:06

the hands of that boy. We must find him. My

17:08

pleasure. Here's what I want you to do. He's here!

17:10

He's here! Mr.

17:20

King, this is your game of

17:22

the game. If this was

17:24

right, will you go check in? The game's

17:26

going to be back 13 just before the game.

17:29

We'll call the proceed to the

17:31

clubhouse. We'll call it a round. We're

17:33

going to see you at January, J.J. We need

17:35

to show up. At January, J.J. We'll

17:38

see you at J.J. And at January, J.J. I

17:42

can't just say it. Okay. I'm going to say

17:44

it, J.J. I'm going to say it,

17:46

J.J. Officer,

17:53

here's the mystery. Any sign of Roger's dealing like kid,

17:55

your officer? No, sir, Miss Queen. Officer,

17:59

here's the mystery. I'm going to try and get the whole team. The

18:02

boy is even clapping his heart. And he's frying his

18:05

own lard. What kind of

18:07

feeling a boy is that? Carry on. Miss

18:09

Ames, how do I know you didn't

18:11

slip your husband a poison pencil with your own dandy white hands, huh?

18:14

It's just in your way. You're in love with

18:16

another man. Sick wooden divorce. I didn't poison him.

18:18

I didn't. All I know is

18:20

all of a sudden he fell off his feet in the

18:22

boat. Who's this man you're in love with? That's none of

18:24

anybody's business including the police. Is it Mr.

18:26

Vincent here? He's in that nightclub for

18:28

you, Irene. He's your angel, isn't

18:30

he? No, no, I mean, it's not me. In

18:33

fact, this is all a high hand, isn't it? That high

18:35

hand too late, a patient. Well, then

18:37

Irene, is it this loud mouth perfect in the oars

18:39

burning? Hey, now, wait a minute. There's nothing between Irene

18:41

and me except business. Oh, no, no, it's not me.

18:43

It's Emmanuel and Raina, your dance party. She's lying her

18:45

head off, Elizabeth. It's one of the men she sees

18:47

constantly at musty. Oh, Dan, here's

18:50

Sergeant Seeley with the boys. Now, I

18:52

want to see this man's ballgame too,

18:54

you know. There's your criminal,

18:56

Maestro, 11 years old. Come

18:58

here, son. Don't be afraid. What's your name? Who's

19:01

our friend? My name's John Dewey,

19:03

a little kid. Who's the genuine

19:05

sick angel who tricked you to be announced this day?

19:07

And the cows in my suit. And the fine picture

19:10

of a cute angel. I've got to

19:12

get back to my feet. We all do, Montgomery, but

19:14

first let me have the autographs to game-gater. Well,

19:16

I got it right here on my scorecard. But

19:19

how do I know to take the old double

19:21

score? Hey, wait. What's the idea of grabbing my

19:23

pencil? Relax, Montgomery. I never grabbed. Is

19:25

this the pencil you handed me in to

19:27

autograph the scorecard with? So what? Give

19:30

me what you promised, kids love. Now,

19:32

Montgomery, be nice, Montgomery. Bad.

19:34

Not much of an example. I

19:38

think. Enough to establish it. Spencer,

19:41

that's poison beans, all right. Sunny,

19:43

where'd you get this? Let me out of here. Oh,

19:45

now, Montgomery, come on. You answer these gentlemen's

19:47

questions, and they'll have to go right back

19:49

to your baseball game. But I don't know

19:52

nothing, lady. I'm going to have a game all

19:54

by myself. And I bought a ticket And

19:56

I got signed inside the day. When A man comes

19:58

over to me and says, listen, kid. Have

20:02

you? Know, sit on some. The movie

20:05

producer who not gonna be against

20:07

it and back so soon. Time

20:10

Santos and get a lot of rafol

20:13

on. A kind of I'm trying to

20:15

say about. His.

20:22

Son in society does money down

20:24

with his name was like montgomery.

20:28

County. Safe

20:30

and sunglasses. Is so

20:32

now. Is guys. On

20:35

damning about advice. Think. Is

20:37

I get nervous? Long. Time

20:48

ago and. The Seventy Sixers was

20:50

name and address. To see it easier for

20:52

them as incentives increase. Arizona would

20:54

mean a rib for a good

20:56

read from Arizona government burning valid

20:58

own six. Don't waste your life

21:00

around the. The. Level. A

21:09

little boy. Been implemented a movie. That

21:12

man was the money. Is. Guys.

21:15

Have I? Gone

21:17

by now hundred miles away. My name on

21:19

a cell on the part I gonna pick

21:22

out one guy on a crowded forty. Five

21:24

minutes. Of

21:26

as everything was So now hurry. Up

21:31

and going been I say. That

21:33

a success like that. Again, how

21:35

fast enough cause the he said

21:38

getting. People. Out of here as have you The

21:40

main of the said he handed Montgomery that forty cents

21:42

over. gives us again I'll tell you who really murdered

21:44

a. Lot

21:47

of. And

21:55

then a decision you have. To

21:59

get unambiguous abort her behavior has been

22:01

set of. I guess that a nice.

22:03

Little in it, Is I guess

22:06

to I'm I'm Canada Ladies

22:08

and gentlemen I guess United

22:10

Salvador the same as hello

22:12

attack us. Incidentally is. An

22:14

anti union also less Americans are ran

22:16

a good employee went to Hollywood me

22:18

remember the clock on many and out

22:20

including. Mister. Show is

22:22

magazine size. Finally couldn't

22:25

either Gates. Italians is every

22:27

time. I see you're in a happy

22:29

to my say song of Bernadette Engineering

22:31

a man. I ever see that as

22:33

your life as one person in the

22:35

last twenty six months. Showing

22:38

us I have you ever gotten

22:40

you say to themselves a yellow

22:42

or mom of our use all

22:44

the cases I was a murder

22:46

of America. Sided

22:48

with anyone. Dice you say?

22:51

Hey Montgomery the boys And simple

22:53

that is. Really Really?

22:55

Well I live in Arizona that and on the

22:57

think it would look like we're the first man.

22:59

Will do it all of a fighter not the wants

23:01

to move their featured saw. But I think our don't

23:03

have the developer the sub or thought he wanted. To buy

23:06

them because I'm so boulder fell by myself in this

23:08

before the senate. Another good at it. As

23:10

I gave me some sort. of it is

23:12

news into the nice machines as a minute. Why

23:15

you're trying. To figure out your solution.

23:17

all of our me I prefer to

23:20

keep you from concentrating. Oh.

25:10

My. God I remember. You know

25:12

and I know it's knew

25:14

his analysis. A killer games that is

25:16

no one in disguise who handed. Montgomery the

25:18

point is essential. To. The fantasy

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the scene when he sitting in boxer see.

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to be of the game with means.

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reserves. These men such as. And

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yes one of them did no such as

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someone who do Montgomery the census. for

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the game for the doctor the park the one

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who is going to try to get with the

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already purchase ticket for the other the ride the

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only person in that park or in the world

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who knew in advance in which box and the

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city in the end of the incident at

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night club firing yet it was

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been sent to arrive early in the

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sky off the ticket for box but

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he accomplished Montgomery even the poison pencil and

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scorecard but the boy very fine and

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sitting later then simply discarded the disguise and

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waited for the rest of the party

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to show up motive to free Irene so

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we could marry us now gangway and

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there ladies and gentlemen you have the solution we

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should thank mr. LaTorre for being our guest arms

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chair to check you this evening and

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thank you Ellery Queen for solving the

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mess trade now while Paul Nevada and the

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orchestra are hanging around with some unplayed notes

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staring them in the face let's listen to

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some more music radio

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service you

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