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The Adventures of Ellery Queen.
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Ellery Queen invites you to match wits with him as
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he relates another story of a crime he alone unravels.
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Before revealing the solution, he stops the play,
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gives you a chance to solve the mystery.
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Our guest tonight who will represent you
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home, armchair detective, is the talented Hollywood
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character actor Mr. Charles LaTorte. And
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now here's Ellery Queen, master detective.
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Thank you, Ernest Chapel, and good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
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Tonight, we'd like to tell you about
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a murder that occurred right under our
0:43
very noses while we calmly enjoyed a
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ballgame. I call it Adventure of the
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Fowl's Hip. Good
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evening, Mr. James. Good
1:04
evening. There was
1:06
a sharp movie that made Mr. James here. Let me
1:08
open the door for you. Come
1:13
look who's here. Hey, Mr. Holmes, check your hat. Bragg
1:17
and I'll hold on to it, ma'am. Welcome
1:21
to Mr. Science, except telephone Mr. Vincent. Oh,
1:23
thank you. I'm looking for my wife. Irene?
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Yes, sir. This way, sir. Irene, the peace-dance member
1:28
with the partner. There he is now. Irene? Irene?
1:32
Irene, come right away. That fancy dancer with bad grease on his
1:34
hair. That's my wife's dancing partner. Yes, Mr. James.
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And, Irene, Mr. Chicken. Excuse me, Mr. Chicken. The
1:38
Hollywood Chicken. Oh, Chanté. Me, sir. Where's
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my wife, Mr. Meryell? We have just finished the dance.
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Ah, that Irene. She is not a woman. She's a
1:45
spirit. She's a spirit. She's
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a spirit. She's a spirit. She's a spirit.
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She's a spirit. Oh, well, I find my
1:52
wife, Mr. Meryell. Oh, I see. We'll be right back. Thank
1:54
you. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
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Bye-bye. Bye-bye. have
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been doing yeah. At the. You must be concerned together
2:08
with that exchange with the thank you
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some of the time but I go
2:13
in review. Can't make track
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Mr Marino Hey listen you waste Ya do
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love of the work that.
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For ya. I.
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Want to. Know you and I read that they
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cannot follow the publicity on hook line and
2:35
thank you. The same is running it with
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a two column head the mouth. I remind me to give
2:39
you a penny you remind me to collect.
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Well the great ticket behind the
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Hawaii even Mr Bernie. Well
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I mean you know you're taking part
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in your country time and when you mean taking
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it on me that's why I didn't think it was
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going to go out yeah. Well I get probably most
3:01
you have not to buy and get a few drinks right
3:03
far beyond my birthday you know I don't have been in
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one of any figure out. I look
3:07
at my pretty Irene but I get to see
3:09
more of you on this vacation among them take
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you know like that alone in some place else
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you know I sent for you. You're
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going to say yes or aren't you now honey
3:19
if you're aiming to sign up that divorce
3:21
call to the men that got up again I
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didn't finish the last time you locked in horses
3:26
college but Irene girl you know I got
3:28
a five year movie contract that I
3:30
can't get into no scandal the kids
3:32
of America be disappointed no checking the
3:34
voices no scandal not what I got to get
3:36
to a stable offer and a 10 gallon hat.
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I'm real sorry you can't get to
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see more of me I don't know
3:43
that society fella Mr Vincent open this
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New York nightclub for you to go
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right back on West with. The sunset
3:49
on your saddle horn I suppose. No
3:52
thanks you know I get my divorce
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I don't I you'll great big Beautiful movie. Are
3:56
you a ring that the money? They
3:59
are my ring. Irish.
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Why they wanted a boy powerful
4:05
than. A thousand. And
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love a man. That's why I'm
4:09
a man. Oh.
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Man I yeah written some of the. Sign.
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Of heard rumors about burying our
4:19
to be a man mighty close
4:21
to a new zones yet another
4:24
man. But now so I sat.
4:26
On his have wiser assess. I know you'll
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some way back. As a matter. Where
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you're at a given as and I'm a sick
4:35
how about you? So damning awesome when cooler than
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us and I will say i'm a few sips
4:39
isn't of Elias whining about. The
4:43
money on like and more than
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I. Am gonna
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help me myself irene that it open high
4:49
as you can separate them from them as.
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Hell, I'm delighted to see
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Or the Us always. In this
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sense and seven, I guess you see how many ways
5:01
they can see my. Mind
5:04
and. Sixty
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something and a perfect sense. I'll
5:10
go to be seen again running a services. I
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should say they sort of his hearing a remake
5:14
of a party as a hot born in a
5:17
field. am I what I said One see Obama.
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Will. Take Armory helper desiring same final
5:21
the photographer. Reported for Maxwell Sunday
5:24
Sept likeness of is absolutely Baroness. What
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he said. I don't know
5:28
muslims and I'm aggravated aggravated. Retiring
5:32
aside when also and a lot of like
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I'm right I went to Models. Come
5:38
on successful as I write his own Afternoon of
5:40
the Bulls I do your book. Know
5:43
I magazine and listen. As thick as a
5:45
Fresh Air is now saw a man like
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you can be who suffered some the or
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or thought what you need is an son
5:52
the wind in your face. That
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is a segment of as a senior. Do
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as well. Activism
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I will find same this further. You
6:02
go on a great great and when
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I meet outside zickafoose severe the maya
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for know before the game on I'm
6:09
publicity all set up six. And
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I read says the my do. Emissary
6:15
Betty Anne. And has
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since my mind. When.
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I. Say
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I told my wife wiring the money
6:38
what we are there was this as
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well as yeah my. Eyes
6:48
are has us says with a detailed had
6:50
it out man well since another letter through
6:52
but then he went out on the photographer.
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Why and from you'll get mugged in size
6:56
sits in other words in a while I've
6:59
I've rarely on him as a monument I
7:01
can see a game going to Board of
7:03
You Baseball they get a new. Enemy that
7:05
when as exciting as a one hit and get resistance
7:07
in advance making fan on a line. And
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I'll see you fighting to get to the ticket
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when a man, well, when. To. Vulgarians audio been
7:14
near money. My beautiful money will marry
7:16
know love son was gone. I.
7:45
Haven't. Seen
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as magazine of Again on.
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One side I'm I'm arena signal and
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who was that? Republicans are there and cowboy,
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I'm in. No, I'm not. Bernie
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I said the flowers Mom
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with. Mom.
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And their ladies and gentlemen, you
8:22
have the beginning of armistice. When
8:24
the number thirteen crops up. Something's
8:26
bound to happen before anything else
8:28
happens. There's a number by form
8:30
of our and his officers. Remember
10:17
to a good. Look. A little
10:19
later that's a big deal. boxes of a gamble
10:21
but a chemical me off Some the crowd. Walking
10:24
feeling better. Off
10:32
going to have had.
10:36
I get a camera. You'll
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have young. Man was
10:41
I have any think that family.
10:43
I'm gonna win the day. When.
10:49
I went outside so I'm not. Sure,
10:55
why should I know how he that
10:57
still have. A
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if they wanna do, We allow
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a lot like Legacy. Of
11:05
Light Sabers Impact. On
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my way. I know I knew
11:11
I was. I. Who
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with whom am I. Gonna
11:16
do local. Whoa! Whoa. Whoa
11:19
Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa. Whoa.
11:21
Whoa. Group. Or however, who can count
11:23
on. To
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go to run gonna recover. Before
11:30
whoop I'm trying to buy the book will
11:32
become a little one who the lab. Criminal.
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Record: Look remember when com not Would bring
11:37
a group of. Lucky. I'm in love
11:39
to a ball game as as an hour. Practices
11:43
over. Rather than even if a really
11:45
American. Football
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game or for some a serious by that he. man
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I'm not a. fan
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sites to get his autograph I
12:00
don't think Mrs. Ains enjoyed her husband's
12:02
popularity very much judging from the expression
12:05
of her face. I
12:10
mean, they should be seeing a ballgame together.
12:12
She's trying to... Uh, but what do I
12:14
care? Play ball! Beautiful woman that I ain't.
12:16
Brother, you ain't exaggerating. All right, now that's
12:18
your moment. Great trick trick from the given six.
12:20
Now stand back. Well, everybody back. Please, please get
12:23
away from Mrs. Ains's part, you wicked... I'm sorry.
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Henry, take a look at that umbre coming to a
12:27
box they see. A cowboy with a
12:29
guitar. Ooh, he's handsome. Well, who... What's
12:32
a lot of football coming to anyway? Arizona!
12:36
Yee-haw! Come
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on in this here box, you old bull-legged
12:42
coyote. Hi, Arizona. You reckon you remember my
12:44
wife, Peter Irene, huh? I reckon I couldn't
12:47
forget her chick. Howdy, ma'am. Hello, Arizona. Long
12:49
time no see, sir. Come and sit by
12:51
me, sugar. Oh, thank you, ma'am. I've been
12:53
traveling around chick here. Sort of keeping me here
12:55
for, you know, me and my guitar. How'd
12:58
you find my box, Arizona? Just follow to
13:00
her, chick. No good be worthy autographed mavericks
13:02
would say, Ha-ha, you old fat-a-man. Arizona, shake
13:04
hands with these folks here, you heard. Good
13:06
luck, Arizona. You're a good friend. I
13:09
could see Arizona as sour, a play that guitar's
13:11
for him when he's feeling low. Oh, well, he
13:13
does. I'm
13:15
feeling powerful off my feet, Arizona. You could
13:17
sing me one of them sad songs for
13:19
you. Reckon I will. He's
13:22
good as a hear. Oh,
13:25
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh,
13:28
that's my earlier, Arizona, yes, sir. Oh, where
13:30
are the way in, mostly? My, Bernie.
13:32
Bernie, this is him, Ellie. I'm not gonna sit in
13:34
the locker room and put him up. Look, they're gonna snap his
13:36
picture. I know I mean it's a great stuff for you. Hey,
13:38
what's the matter? Oh, no, no, no, no. Now
13:40
what, Mickey? This is your king, Zelly. He's gonna
13:42
have to be sick or something. Just back in
13:45
the middle, will you? Sick, sick, sick,
13:47
sick, sick, sick. We better have a
13:49
twin of these, baby. One side, please. Oh,
13:51
here, please. I don't know why. It's
13:53
in a bad way. I've got them in the clubhouse. Call a
13:55
doctor, somebody. Finish! Turn these people away.
13:58
Come on, one side, brother. I'm
14:00
really wrong. You
14:02
mean power play, Nikki? Well, considering the setup...
14:05
That is a possibility. Oh, my God! Nikki,
14:07
I came here to see a ball game,
14:09
and by the save, I'm seeing
14:11
it. Come on, you dumb people!
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Oh, my God! Oh,
14:18
my God! Oh,
14:21
my God! Oh,
14:23
my God! Take
14:27
a swing with him, he's knocking over that fence! Come on, let's
14:29
go! Oh,
14:32
let's go! Here's
14:34
the sergeant back in the club room. That's my
14:36
gun. How's my poor dead back?
14:38
Look at that scoreboard. Ah,
14:41
strike! Oh, my God! Yes,
14:44
he's got it, sergeant, but it's only the fifth
14:46
inning. First 11, cleverly, get it, the game is over. Oh,
14:49
check that. There
14:52
you go, sergeant. First
14:54
11, cleverly, get it, the game is over. Which
14:57
sergeant? What about the game? Oh, check
14:59
that. There you
15:01
go, sergeant. Oh, Lord. See
15:04
you at the natural desk. No, poison
15:06
doctor just examined him. Check with fun.
15:08
Now watch this guy cleverly like some
15:10
down here. Oh, he wouldn't. Here,
15:13
I see. Well, sergeant, let's have a taste. Oh,
15:16
I have poison through the mouth, but Chit didn't
15:18
eat or drink and think for an hour. And the
15:20
doctor says it was quick poison, so the inspector figures
15:22
he took the stuff right here in the field. What
15:26
an accident! Climb along with that! Who's that corrector,
15:28
sergeant? Oh, I see. What an
15:30
essence! Climb along with that! Your attention, please.
15:33
Leave us all a bill. I'll give five
15:35
dollars for every autograph Chit Games signed in box
15:37
13 there before this game. Five
15:40
genuine American Bucks, gentlemen. Come and get it. I saw
15:42
you gone, not high enough, when the time don't cloud.
15:44
Let's see it. That's his one.
15:46
Where's your five? Now let's see that
15:49
autograph, please. Mm-hmm. Here's your
15:51
five dollars. All right, now. There you are.
15:53
There you are. That's his six. Hey,
15:56
listen, Mr. Queen, I'm sorry, but you can't
15:58
go on a ride. Oh, the uckers. Stand
16:00
by, uckers. Anybody else? There
16:03
should be one other autograph. It's a
16:05
six-page... What are you doing? What are
16:07
you doing, son? I'm back. It's your
16:09
autograph. That son-stroke inspector, Carl Lwagens... Oh,
16:11
shut up, Deeley. Son, what's
16:14
that did? Deeley says Ames was poisoned by mouth.
16:16
Hadn't eaten or drunk anything recently. It happened right
16:18
here in Box 13. So
16:20
it's obvious Ames must have been poisoned by one
16:22
of the pencils. An autograph hound handed into right there.
16:24
Oh, what a defense? Yes, sir. Ames
16:26
is notorious for its habit of sucking the point
16:28
of a pencil. Lord knows it's been publicized enough. He
16:31
sucked every pencil off of him before he scrawled his
16:33
head. He was a point who had a poison kiss.
16:35
Son, the killer's one of those five guys who just
16:37
showed up to sell back the autograph. There, you're with
16:40
a scar case! No, no, it's not. No. Watch those
16:42
men alone. If any of the five was guilty, you don't
16:44
suppose he'd be cool enough to show up to you? They
16:46
were six. The sixth one stayed away. The missing one's the
16:48
killer, all right. How's that? Yes, Dr. Queen.
16:50
What did that six-foot local look like, remember?
16:53
Well, yes, sir. He was a kid, a
16:55
little boy. A what? What did he do,
16:57
Jackson, Mr. Queen? A boy! There. That's
17:00
that. Fly him back to
17:02
the clubhouse if you want to play with the new
17:04
super-son. That's not that bad. The super-vene's death lies in
17:06
the hands of that boy. We must find him. My
17:08
pleasure. Here's what I want you to do. He's here!
17:10
He's here! Mr.
17:20
King, this is your game of
17:22
the game. If this was
17:24
right, will you go check in? The game's
17:26
going to be back 13 just before the game.
17:29
We'll call the proceed to the
17:31
clubhouse. We'll call it a round. We're
17:33
going to see you at January, J.J. We need
17:35
to show up. At January, J.J. We'll
17:38
see you at J.J. And at January, J.J. I
17:42
can't just say it. Okay. I'm going to say
17:44
it, J.J. I'm going to say it,
17:46
J.J. Officer,
17:53
here's the mystery. Any sign of Roger's dealing like kid,
17:55
your officer? No, sir, Miss Queen. Officer,
17:59
here's the mystery. I'm going to try and get the whole team. The
18:02
boy is even clapping his heart. And he's frying his
18:05
own lard. What kind of
18:07
feeling a boy is that? Carry on. Miss
18:09
Ames, how do I know you didn't
18:11
slip your husband a poison pencil with your own dandy white hands, huh?
18:14
It's just in your way. You're in love with
18:16
another man. Sick wooden divorce. I didn't poison him.
18:18
I didn't. All I know is
18:20
all of a sudden he fell off his feet in the
18:22
boat. Who's this man you're in love with? That's none of
18:24
anybody's business including the police. Is it Mr.
18:26
Vincent here? He's in that nightclub for
18:28
you, Irene. He's your angel, isn't
18:30
he? No, no, I mean, it's not me. In
18:33
fact, this is all a high hand, isn't it? That high
18:35
hand too late, a patient. Well, then
18:37
Irene, is it this loud mouth perfect in the oars
18:39
burning? Hey, now, wait a minute. There's nothing between Irene
18:41
and me except business. Oh, no, no, it's not me.
18:43
It's Emmanuel and Raina, your dance party. She's lying her
18:45
head off, Elizabeth. It's one of the men she sees
18:47
constantly at musty. Oh, Dan, here's
18:50
Sergeant Seeley with the boys. Now, I
18:52
want to see this man's ballgame too,
18:54
you know. There's your criminal,
18:56
Maestro, 11 years old. Come
18:58
here, son. Don't be afraid. What's your name? Who's
19:01
our friend? My name's John Dewey,
19:03
a little kid. Who's the genuine
19:05
sick angel who tricked you to be announced this day?
19:07
And the cows in my suit. And the fine picture
19:10
of a cute angel. I've got to
19:12
get back to my feet. We all do, Montgomery, but
19:14
first let me have the autographs to game-gater. Well,
19:16
I got it right here on my scorecard. But
19:19
how do I know to take the old double
19:21
score? Hey, wait. What's the idea of grabbing my
19:23
pencil? Relax, Montgomery. I never grabbed. Is
19:25
this the pencil you handed me in to
19:27
autograph the scorecard with? So what? Give
19:30
me what you promised, kids love. Now,
19:32
Montgomery, be nice, Montgomery. Bad.
19:34
Not much of an example. I
19:38
think. Enough to establish it. Spencer,
19:41
that's poison beans, all right. Sunny,
19:43
where'd you get this? Let me out of here. Oh,
19:45
now, Montgomery, come on. You answer these gentlemen's
19:47
questions, and they'll have to go right back
19:49
to your baseball game. But I don't know
19:52
nothing, lady. I'm going to have a game all
19:54
by myself. And I bought a ticket And
19:56
I got signed inside the day. When A man comes
19:58
over to me and says, listen, kid. Have
20:02
you? Know, sit on some. The movie
20:05
producer who not gonna be against
20:07
it and back so soon. Time
20:10
Santos and get a lot of rafol
20:13
on. A kind of I'm trying to
20:15
say about. His.
20:22
Son in society does money down
20:24
with his name was like montgomery.
20:28
County. Safe
20:30
and sunglasses. Is so
20:32
now. Is guys. On
20:35
damning about advice. Think. Is
20:37
I get nervous? Long. Time
20:48
ago and. The Seventy Sixers was
20:50
name and address. To see it easier for
20:52
them as incentives increase. Arizona would
20:54
mean a rib for a good
20:56
read from Arizona government burning valid
20:58
own six. Don't waste your life
21:00
around the. The. Level. A
21:09
little boy. Been implemented a movie. That
21:12
man was the money. Is. Guys.
21:15
Have I? Gone
21:17
by now hundred miles away. My name on
21:19
a cell on the part I gonna pick
21:22
out one guy on a crowded forty. Five
21:24
minutes. Of
21:26
as everything was So now hurry. Up
21:31
and going been I say. That
21:33
a success like that. Again, how
21:35
fast enough cause the he said
21:38
getting. People. Out of here as have you The
21:40
main of the said he handed Montgomery that forty cents
21:42
over. gives us again I'll tell you who really murdered
21:44
a. Lot
21:47
of. And
21:55
then a decision you have. To
21:59
get unambiguous abort her behavior has been
22:01
set of. I guess that a nice.
22:03
Little in it, Is I guess
22:06
to I'm I'm Canada Ladies
22:08
and gentlemen I guess United
22:10
Salvador the same as hello
22:12
attack us. Incidentally is. An
22:14
anti union also less Americans are ran
22:16
a good employee went to Hollywood me
22:18
remember the clock on many and out
22:20
including. Mister. Show is
22:22
magazine size. Finally couldn't
22:25
either Gates. Italians is every
22:27
time. I see you're in a happy
22:29
to my say song of Bernadette Engineering
22:31
a man. I ever see that as
22:33
your life as one person in the
22:35
last twenty six months. Showing
22:38
us I have you ever gotten
22:40
you say to themselves a yellow
22:42
or mom of our use all
22:44
the cases I was a murder
22:46
of America. Sided
22:48
with anyone. Dice you say?
22:51
Hey Montgomery the boys And simple
22:53
that is. Really Really?
22:55
Well I live in Arizona that and on the
22:57
think it would look like we're the first man.
22:59
Will do it all of a fighter not the wants
23:01
to move their featured saw. But I think our don't
23:03
have the developer the sub or thought he wanted. To buy
23:06
them because I'm so boulder fell by myself in this
23:08
before the senate. Another good at it. As
23:10
I gave me some sort. of it is
23:12
news into the nice machines as a minute. Why
23:15
you're trying. To figure out your solution.
23:17
all of our me I prefer to
23:20
keep you from concentrating. Oh.
25:10
My. God I remember. You know
25:12
and I know it's knew
25:14
his analysis. A killer games that is
25:16
no one in disguise who handed. Montgomery the
25:18
point is essential. To. The fantasy
25:20
games would see if the ball game and
25:22
the scene when he sitting in boxer see.
25:26
How to become a know. That aims are going
25:28
to be of the game with means.
25:30
As with all plan beforehand, guess it
25:32
out of the killer Know the things
25:34
going to sit and boxer to settle,
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The movie i knew where to president sitting before regard
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to the book while know who you are aimed and
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bring it up when the argument about the biggest when
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as the bank. Seventies. When
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it is known as and when it dissidents
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Yar an Iranian crank can burn a lot
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I was a wonder you have moved on
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reserves. These men such as. And
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yes one of them did no such as
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someone who do Montgomery the census. for
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the game for the doctor the park the one
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who is going to try to get with the
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already purchase ticket for the other the ride the
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only person in that park or in the world
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who knew in advance in which box and the
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city in the end of the incident at
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night club firing yet it was
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been sent to arrive early in the
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sky off the ticket for box but
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he accomplished Montgomery even the poison pencil and
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scorecard but the boy very fine and
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sitting later then simply discarded the disguise and
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waited for the rest of the party
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to show up motive to free Irene so
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we could marry us now gangway and
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there ladies and gentlemen you have the solution we
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should thank mr. LaTorre for being our guest arms
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chair to check you this evening and
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thank you Ellery Queen for solving the
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mess trade now while Paul Nevada and the
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orchestra are hanging around with some unplayed notes
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staring them in the face let's listen to
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some more music radio
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service you
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