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Aloha, mahalo. We

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are gonna play Honolulu Hawaii at

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the Hawaii Theater. And

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Gilbert's the most excited about this. That's

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why it's Friday, April 26, 2024. Yay!

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Doors, 7 p.m. Show starts at 8. You

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guys, you know, we've been wanting

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to play Hawaii for so long, and now

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it's happening. April 26. Kalala,

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where can we get our ticket? You guys can

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go get tickets at tigerbellylive.com. This is gonna be

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a great show. We don't do this often, so

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go get your tickets now, and we'll see you

0:36

there. We're

0:56

gonna play Hawaii at the

0:58

Hawaii Theater. We're gonna play

1:01

Hawaii at the Hawaii Theater.

1:26

Oh. I

1:28

would have never... I need a cup to

1:30

spit in because I have dip in my mouth. Wait, you didn't

1:32

want the exposed brick? I wanted the exposed

1:34

brick. He wanted it painted purple. I

1:37

like the exposed brick. Thank you. I knew I was right. Chow-chi,

1:40

chow-chi, chow-chi, chow. What's in

1:43

there? Ew.

1:45

Can we get it like a real spittoon? We'll get one.

1:49

Like an official one? Give

1:51

me the names. Who's coming today?

1:54

Alright, we have a crazy pod

1:56

today. Go ahead, Kaleila. I'm coming

1:58

for you. have

2:00

a roundup of I

2:02

think or we all think is the new

2:04

generation of Asian comics there's one not

2:07

so much but but

2:09

we needed a Filipino that also it's just

2:12

like a Hail Mary what

2:14

do you mean by Hail Mary with this person it's

2:17

a one in a million but it could happen wait

2:20

one though there's that one shot I think good

2:22

face for like character acting though well

2:25

he's probably done more movies than everyone else in

2:27

the room combined that is true he did that

2:29

one horror film yeah it's the biggest IMDB probably

2:32

yeah out of all of them but he's the

2:34

one that's the roaches he's

2:36

the roaches of them all and as

2:40

in cockroaches don't be mean to him I'm not

2:42

mean to him I love him not all

2:44

Filipinos are cockroaches him specifically

2:46

yes I'm a beetle and

2:48

you're like you'll see what you know here's what we're gonna

2:50

do we're gonna experiment I can't hear myself can

2:52

you do louder yeah here you go thank you a

2:55

little louder okay okay good

2:57

what I want to say to you is

2:59

that it's gonna be a scientific

3:01

test because

3:03

he's so thirsty what

3:06

does that mean for them not even not that thirsty

3:08

when you were young no would

3:10

you play if I saw a headliner like walking in the comments

3:12

I was a doorman I would

3:15

like not even say hi really this guy's in

3:17

your face like hey man check out my you

3:19

know I'm a clown and check my youtube show

3:21

and all this fucking thing he's a

3:23

clown thing he does you know I mean look at

3:25

my stand up and doesn't that and he's like so

3:27

like he does it which is what I like I

3:29

guess about him that he has a go-getter

3:34

kind of mentality but this is a

3:36

desperation he's a hustle though yeah yeah

3:38

he's got he's got we're bad

3:41

we're bad we're bad what

3:43

thirst hey

3:46

can you do this video what come over

3:48

to my house let's do this thing but wouldn't

3:50

you argue that close mouths don't get fed yeah but

3:53

they also don't get fat so those

3:58

miles don't get fat It's true.

4:00

And that's the fact. That's true. Close

4:02

mouths also don't get in trouble. That's

4:04

exactly right. And you would know a thing or two about... Oh,

4:07

yeah. I'm in trouble. Wide open mouths. Too

4:10

open. I have

4:12

no lips or mouth. It's just a gigantic

4:14

empty void of time and space.

4:17

So here's... Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. Brrrr!

4:20

Okay. So here's who we've been fighting today. Let

4:23

me see if I can name everybody. Okay. Adria

4:26

Jain. Jason Chenney. Andrew

4:30

Lopez. Leslie Lau. Dan

4:32

Ramos. And...

4:36

They are the new crop. The

4:39

new gen. The new generation. They're not

4:41

Paul Atreides. Oh, here he goes.

4:43

Huh? Talking about dude. They're not Paul Atreides. I'll tell

4:45

you that right now. The Spice. I

4:48

see the Spice. He's the chosen

4:50

one. You know, he's

4:52

the messenger. I haven't

4:54

seen the second movie. I'm going to watch it tonight. And

4:57

also I had Shabu Shabu. That's a really pretty

4:59

good place. Better than our usual. Is it all

5:01

you can eat, Shabu? It's better

5:03

than our usual though. Shabuya? Shabuya

5:05

to you. I got the word I'm

5:07

not. What?

5:10

See. Anyway, no, it's

5:12

on Wilshire. It's a new place. It's called... I forgot

5:14

what it was called, but... I went

5:16

there with Jean and Dummy. It's pretty fun. Pretty

5:18

good food. Arrakis.

5:24

Arrakis. That's where the Spice is. You

5:27

know what I mean? Kaladon. Yes,

5:29

Kaladon. Atreides, Arconon. They

5:32

will collide. And there will be a war. Can't

5:35

wait. I love you. Thank you. I love

5:37

you. Thank you for finally watching the David

5:39

Beckham documentary. Okay. I

5:42

want to talk about that before these kids get in here. Okay. Oh,

5:45

god. You just got my fucking... You got my Spice

5:47

ignited. The worms

5:49

are coming. My

5:52

little worm is ignited. Hold on. Oh,

5:54

god. Dude, stop.

5:56

Whoa. I

6:02

have to say number one that

6:04

David Beckham is

6:06

one of my favorite people in the whole world. That's

6:09

what I have to say out front out loud. Out

6:12

of any sports figure, I honestly

6:14

think that he is literally my favorite because

6:17

he's got the talent. He's got

6:19

the looks. Spice, spice, arrakis. Watch the movie. Sorry,

6:22

sorry, sorry. Sorry, man. But

6:24

dude, if you say spice in front of me

6:26

right now, dude, I get all hardcore on him.

6:34

Don't get me all hardcore. But

6:37

not only does he have the looks, he's got the talent

6:39

because he was in the class of 92. When

6:43

I say that, what do I mean? Okay, name

6:45

three people in the class of 92. And

6:47

who was their coach? Wayne Rooney. No.

6:50

I'm out. No, no, no. Come on. Go

6:53

ahead. Gold. Name one. Name

6:56

me one more aside from Beckham. You name

6:58

one without Beckham. I said

7:00

Giggs. Gold. Those are two good

7:02

ones. Sir Alex Ferguson. No, if you're a player aside

7:04

from Beckham. Can you give me a clue? First name.

7:07

There's two brothers. Oh, fuck. Um, uh,

7:10

first, uh, last name. I'm going

7:12

to be the first names. Okay. Gary

7:14

and Phil. Oh, um, um, uh, okay. With

7:16

a last name with

7:18

an N? Yes. Um,

7:20

uh, why? Why do

7:23

you fall for his challenges? Because I

7:25

watched the documentary. Yeah. Gary,

7:27

um, next letter after N? E. Next

7:30

letter? Phil the whole thing.

7:35

He only has three

7:37

letters in his last name. Please, please. V.

7:40

Neville. Yes. Yes.

7:43

That's not, don't know, you didn't know it. Yes,

7:45

I did know because I watched the documentary. Which one?

7:48

The class of 92 and the David Beckham and

7:50

the Sir Alex Ferguson. You saw the Sir Alex Ferguson documentary? Part of

7:52

it. I haven't finished yet. Well, how far did

7:54

he get in? Eh, maybe like 15 minutes. So

7:57

don't let me, don't, don't tell me anything. That, that,

7:59

that. Never given by Alex Ferguson

8:01

that documentary is so

8:03

good. It's just it just anyway. Let's go

8:06

back to back up. Okay That

8:08

dude, you know, I mean

8:11

we we talk about online trauma all the

8:13

time The things that we read,

8:16

you know the things that these bastards

8:18

do online these park onin

8:20

They are gonna fucking get it. Okay,

8:23

and Let me sit the

8:25

Baron is gonna get it. All right, and those are the people

8:27

online Okay, and

8:29

we would strum so much we would stand so much fucking

8:32

bullshit, right? But to see

8:34

that guy like when he got a

8:36

red card when he played for the World

8:38

Cup England right and the shit that he

8:40

got in England right people spitting in his

8:42

face. He couldn't leave his house

8:44

They were like hanging off the G's. Yeah,

8:47

hang like telling him to kill himself But actually

8:49

like hanging something to show that he like they

8:51

did with my pants, January 6th,

8:54

which is Deserved

8:57

fine. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. No,

8:59

I love him I guess but anyway, my

9:01

point is is being I Have

9:05

known and I don't know anything about him He's a Christian man and

9:08

he's a good one still electrocute the gays. My

9:10

point is let's go back to Let's not talk

9:12

about the gays Let's talk about

9:14

electrician electrocution Okay,

9:17

no What I'm saying about it

9:19

is he would stood so much and there was so many times

9:21

in his life where he had to

9:23

withstand so much bullshit pressure from the

9:25

public and he

9:27

always Persevered he always

9:29

elevated himself above it and he always

9:32

delivered that guy and that guy is

9:34

like, um, I Don't

9:36

know dude, and he has a great family as

9:38

you can tell, you know me but on that

9:40

documentary But um, wow, what a

9:42

fucking hero of mine David

9:45

and I'm not I hate menu. I mean

9:48

I That's okay. I got

9:50

what I want. Okay. Why do you have

9:52

a menu Jersey though? He's an Arsenal Cup

9:54

though. I Think

9:56

man use my second team. He's they've

9:58

always my second team because of decent Park

10:01

yeah and I

10:03

love the class of 92 I love

10:06

Ferguson I love the rain that Manchester

10:08

United had but um I

10:10

I'm just an Arsenal fan so I

10:13

have to outwardly say that fuck man

10:15

you but I really respect them not

10:17

the team they have now they're okay

10:19

yeah anyway um great documentary

10:21

watch it and um and

10:24

let's bring them in Jason

10:27

Leslie Wow Andrew Lopez and then

10:29

Dan is left yeah yeah where's

10:31

Dan said let's orange one with no

10:34

Mike okay so great great bakarocha fuck

10:40

up he's a good guy don't pick on him too

10:42

much don't pick up I'm not gonna talk to him oh wait

10:46

wait before does he even have

10:48

a mic no no oh poor Dan this is one

10:50

challenge this is the scientific challenge I'm gonna do he

10:52

will try to address you doesn't matter he

10:55

doesn't talk through the whole thing let's

10:57

see if you make it happen oh it's possible Dan

10:59

Ramos because you know what's gonna you guys are gonna

11:01

crumble you you know Howard

11:03

I feel like it's so you little power I

11:05

really talk to him wait you know this is

11:08

his dream yeah I don't care his dream

11:12

can't come through tonight cuz of the thirst

11:14

yeah the thirst let me ask you

11:17

something are there is it in there any water in

11:19

our aqueous there is it there's

11:22

no rain have you seen a dry planet

11:25

I know but like and they had to

11:27

circulate dune they had to circulate they have

11:29

to circulate you I mean their body fluids

11:31

through the suit did you hear that Dennis

11:33

Villeneuve Villeneuve is at his last name he's

11:36

been storyboarding dune since he was 13

11:38

years old that you can tell it's a it's a great

11:40

even the first movie I thought we saw it last

11:42

night it was great yeah yeah

11:45

I love it let's let's let's do

11:47

this podcast okay

11:49

where's the latest just before we start you guys

11:51

should know it's Leslie Lau's birthday oh okay

11:54

I don't care okay I

11:56

care guild all right Okay,

12:00

our first guest in the booth right um

12:02

let me say she's from some Chinese place

12:05

Perpetit very wise great start or natura

12:07

wise, but she's from Canada mainly She

12:11

opened for me in Stand

12:14

up alive a couple weeks. I'm a week ago. Whatever she

12:16

did a great job She

12:18

here's what I love about Andrea Jen She's

12:21

Asian. She's a female, but

12:24

she's also um She's got

12:26

a screw loose like I do the same kind

12:28

of screw like the screw in my mind that's

12:30

loose She has loose. She don't

12:32

let don't let her appearance fool you. Oh,

12:35

she's trickster. No, they're just something

12:37

wild going on inside Okay, right

12:39

and she's um She's

12:42

dating a pop star She's

12:46

um I Know

12:49

I just kind of I don't know You're

12:51

gonna board a plan. I know um I like

12:53

to bring her in Andrea Jen everybody We're

12:59

makeup No,

13:04

no, we're good to hear yeah, yeah, we'll do gifts in a

13:06

second. We do get late No, we don't do we do this

13:08

later. Okay? Okay, yeah headphones right

13:10

there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you like headphones. I love

13:12

you. Have you met each other? No,

13:14

we've never hi nice to meet you things for doing

13:16

this Put your

13:19

clothes on pull the mic closer. No you

13:21

don't I do anyway Anyway,

13:24

so welcome hi. Thank you for having me

13:26

you're welcome. I think I'm doing

13:28

so funny She's a good stand-up. Oh, and she's

13:30

a good hang. Thank you, and you said I

13:32

am a trickster you are You

13:34

know you are right. Yeah, there's something wild going on

13:36

inside something when you're dating a pop star. Yeah Oh,

13:39

yeah, she's a rapper. Oh, this

13:42

is like this disproves Esther

13:45

Pavitsky's point how she's like Cuz

13:48

like at the LAX like TMZ

13:50

went up to her and she's like how

13:52

compete Davidson can date all of these hot

13:55

chicks But female comics can't so you disproved

13:57

that thing. Thank you. Thank you. He's not

13:59

hot who pause

14:02

you

14:05

I love him he's cute yeah but he's not

14:07

Stephen you let's get that right he's a talented

14:09

man what are

14:11

you doing don't ever do that again he's okay

14:14

I'm so sorry you think he's handsome I

14:16

think he's handsome yeah oh

14:18

no no my boy yeah yeah he's

14:21

very handsome I love my boyfriend I

14:23

love him too so much he loves

14:25

you who's that oh my god he's

14:27

so handsome are you crazy yeah

14:29

I know I love you Bobby

14:32

Bobby has like a pretty projects like

14:35

jealousy and hate towards I bet you might have a Asian

14:37

guy I bet you might have a bigger dick though I don't

14:40

know you'll never know Phoenix

14:42

you'll never know saw the

14:44

dance in Phoenix the

14:46

dance but he didn't take the

14:48

dick out but the the balls I

14:51

saw the ball were you there I would yeah

14:53

oh yeah I remember it was like flopping

14:55

around it

14:57

was flopping around Wow you got the

14:59

flopping flops going flops there did you

15:03

get it dick extension what

15:08

are you doing you're supposed to tell the internet

15:10

that I have right there look

15:13

at my ventral look at them it's

15:15

pretty good huh I see

15:17

a movie no no no hey you can't

15:19

you can't do that like the next person

15:21

who's all

15:24

right it's gonna be Jason Jenny okay is

15:27

he here yeah whatever all right so

15:29

anyway on this next guy is why

15:32

I tell the story I'm gonna tell the story now

15:35

I used to

15:37

see him around and I was like who's this guy

15:39

try try try try try you know

15:41

I mean and you know he he has

15:44

no upper lip when he smiles he exposes too

15:47

much of his gums and his teeth sometimes

15:50

I call him long tooth

15:53

because he all his teeth another thing is

15:55

I don't know how but we exchange numbers

15:58

and I I

16:01

sent him a dick pic of somebody else's penis, but he thought

16:03

it was mine Something

16:06

on the internet I got okay, and

16:08

then he sent me a dick pic

16:11

a real one his own Is

16:13

it nice is it nice? It wasn't good, and I go You

16:16

know that other one was in my deck right he

16:19

goes well that dude what I said you wasn't

16:21

mine And then um and then another thing

16:24

happened was I went to Seattle remember I

16:31

had that date that didn't go well that

16:33

well right and that was stranded in Seattle,

16:35

and I realized that um Jason

16:38

was headlining a club there, so I went and

16:41

visited him oh Like

16:43

why you're headlined wow you're real down

16:45

that weekend what you're really done. Yeah,

16:47

so anyway give a round of applause

16:49

Jason Channing everybody Oh

16:55

Okay, no middle go to middle go to middle go to middle. Why do

16:57

you have to do this? You're gonna go to

16:59

the table. We'll do guess yeah Did

17:04

everyone bring it yeah, yeah, you asked us to

17:06

bring we were told to bring With

17:09

your thought you guys wanted to bring it. We didn't want to

17:11

we were We were told

17:13

to yeah, I was really stressed this

17:15

morning. Why I scratch my tire You

17:18

don't have to give I because of the

17:20

gifts we were forced to give gifts, okay? Oh

17:26

Yeah, I want the mic. I mean

17:28

they had thumbs no no I want it. Okay. Yeah,

17:31

what's let's get it going Do it because the work you know

17:33

why did you send a showtime baby dick pic of yours? Yeah?

17:36

Why did you send it with your face? I

17:40

didn't say that with my face. I just I

17:43

sent exactly the dick pic that he sent me

17:45

I just put it a perfect replica

17:47

of his penis and my penis oh I

17:51

want to match his penis. It has to be

17:54

yours. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, so it looks nice Yeah,

17:56

it did look good. Well you just I

17:58

heard you said look terrible It did

18:00

make a crazy. Investors are nicer than Vs

18:02

so now you smile look at what he

18:05

smiles evil I was as gov it seem

18:07

as if you were see that on your

18:09

business during this is what's up soon as

18:11

they are not. then i was old is

18:14

over know there's more like doesn't matter there's

18:16

way more lips I knew exactly what the

18:18

voters with hundred and all upper layer on

18:21

your some dude you're not supposed to be

18:23

like that allows or female has a large

18:25

as out yeah so I'm. Not

18:33

that money. You know that nearly seventy

18:35

five percent of people have subscriptions a

18:37

forgotten about. I thought I was somebody

18:39

who was super responsible with making sure

18:41

that I can select than wanted subscriptions

18:44

and be make it it's It's tricky

18:46

you just simply forget like I've had

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like plant identifier apps that I'm paying

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like and stupid amount for. I have

18:52

like I. Would. Have relaxation apps that

18:54

I signed up for years ago and

18:56

still make them and don't ever use

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them and it's my a bleeding money.

19:00

Probably honestly on average spending an excess

19:03

of like seven hundred dollars extra year

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somebody that you know you know when

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you know algorithms. Yeah. We

20:12

do know algorithms. And don't know what is it? No,

20:15

uh, so my story is

20:17

not my stories but the feed on

20:20

my Instagram we get algorithms. I

20:23

get algorithms of comics

20:26

a lot and she pops up on

20:28

my she used to pop up my algorithms all the time.

20:30

I just learned this word so you know when I say when

20:33

I learn out-of-pocket yeah words like algorithms you

20:35

know what I mean? And

20:37

Booyah. Oh Booyah? Yeah yeah.

20:40

That's a new one. When did

20:42

you learn Booyah? Booyah. When? Recently.

20:45

What's Booyah? I don't know but I use it. Sometimes

20:48

you learn a word and you don't even need

20:50

to know how it's used. You just use it.

20:52

What's wrong with you? Like what?

20:55

What's wrong with me? Pay attention. I

20:57

am paying attention. So you're doing all

21:00

kinds of physical work. Because we're like

21:02

asserting dominance all the time. We're up-and-coming

21:04

comedians. Yeah we're there. We're in your

21:06

studio. Yeah we're fucking. We're a blue

21:08

animal. We're being a forced person. I

21:10

didn't ask for dominance. I didn't ask

21:13

for dominance. You did. You asked for

21:15

us. You asked us to tell them

21:17

to break in. You told them. I

21:19

drove over. You asked me. You asked

21:21

me to tell them. I told you

21:24

to fuck up. Right? So how's

21:26

you? You got Gilbert to force us to

21:28

break in. Can I tell you

21:30

something that's super unfortunate is that gift giving

21:32

is how he receives love. But if it's

21:34

the wrong gift it's almost as if it's going

21:36

to reverse the love. It's hate. I hope you

21:39

have a gift. Wait. Gift giving is first? Gift

21:41

giving is his number one but if it's the wrong gift.

21:44

I didn't know that. You're so shallow. Why

21:48

are you so shallow? I'm herson. I might switch

21:50

you out with fucking you know who you're so

21:53

so. Did that point dude? We're gonna have a

21:55

fucking problem. Why

22:00

do you have a shirt on? Watch

22:02

your fucking body. I have somebody waiting in the

22:04

wings, okay? Let's go back to this other lady.

22:07

Okay, so I saw her in my algorithm and

22:09

then I started seeing her at the conference run

22:11

around town and You

22:13

know, I don't think she's as close

22:15

to me as I am with you guys But

22:18

I do fondly love her. We

22:20

love her. Yeah. Yeah, so talented and

22:22

I think it's a huge future Leslie loud give her It's

22:30

a birthday. I know You

22:37

were asked to bring gifts Well,

22:47

I gave you a gift What

22:50

is it? Let's get a belly. There it is.

22:52

But why you gotta say it to make us

22:54

feel bad I Move

22:57

on we'll get into it later. I want to talk

22:59

to Leslie a little bit Let

23:01

me yes. Were you on the road this weekend? I

23:03

I was I was not I was in

23:06

LA Oh, and you gonna go

23:08

on around this weekend next weekend. I'm going

23:10

to London. Why? Wow. Why? Yeah for

23:13

money Oh, just oh for

23:15

shows. Yeah, you you doing your own

23:17

shows. I'm doing I'm doing comedy shows

23:19

by yourself. You're headlining Yes, congratulations, I've

23:21

never been thank you. Thank you. Really? Have

23:23

you so yeah, so I have a desire

23:26

to go to London Yeah, yeah, big

23:28

desire. Maybe you shall out. I love I'm very

23:30

big design, but let me ask you something Are

23:34

you nervous? Uh No,

23:36

it's a different country. Why not? Yeah. Yeah,

23:39

why be nervous? I think the world's more

23:41

connected If

23:43

I go anywhere if I get money, I'm not nervous You

23:51

know, I am 37 today. Yeah Thank

23:56

you, thank you, Jenny 10

24:00

I just want to let you know that I want to let

24:02

everyone know too No,

24:14

I know why do you have to work Right

24:23

so I gotta exert a little time okay a little bit

24:26

out right I apologize Last

24:28

name isn't your real last name. No, it's Chen. Exactly.

24:30

Yes. You put the y and oh, I didn't know

24:32

that It's not name. It's not like name. Let's ask

24:34

him why Ask me. Why

24:36

did you do that? It's a nickname and

24:39

why you make that face? Why are you

24:41

on his side now because I did not know

24:43

that like freakish. Why is it? Why

24:45

honey? You're like G

24:47

or something Okay, but that's another

24:49

last name. Jenny D Yeah,

24:52

but that's another last name, but that's like

24:54

Who's my name? Jenny is not real.

24:57

Yeah, but it's a yeah, and neither are you like a what? The

25:08

whole time it was for me Want

25:12

to say something really quick and I'm not

25:14

normally someone who attacks okay, but

25:16

I will say yesterday I had a birthday

25:18

party in LA okay birthday gathering.

25:21

I invited my two friends They

25:25

did not show up but

25:29

Look where they showed up today and when

25:32

Bobby Lee calls Lee look where they show

25:34

up look where they show up I

25:36

was on the road and she was on Wisconsin

25:39

they both texted me they both texted me

25:41

fuck you I can't Leslie I want

25:43

to say to you. I want to and this is the truth

25:46

Okay, these two that you're dealing with Thank

25:49

you, I Knew

25:52

it I

25:56

day where they go where the light is

25:58

right and it's gross Behavior somebody

26:00

projecting in projection. Well, who's pretty

26:02

much we don't do that. Yeah,

26:04

we don't Do

26:06

it last night. I was in the Midwest in

26:09

the ground in the dirt, you know, yeah In

26:13

the dirt of Midwest like don't know

26:15

Wisconsin that's you just say it's beautiful.

26:17

It's beautiful. Yeah, but just but I

26:20

love dirt I Did

26:26

you play it was with Ronnie

26:28

Chang in a theater How

26:36

many seats I still how many seats I

26:38

don't know I didn't ask yeah, but how many We

26:41

ain't get gas Probably like to

26:45

1000 that's in your face man.

26:47

Maybe boom maybe let's in my home.

26:50

I don't know When

26:53

I put me when I play Wisconsin we did 4,000 Thousand

27:00

I'm sure how many is that in my face? I

27:03

love Chinese Whatever

27:06

this is the same thing. It's the same

27:08

thing Taiwanese as well. Yeah, I am allegedly

27:10

Taiwanese. What do you mean? I I I

27:12

I Which

27:14

I doesn't cry my last name is

27:17

Leo. It's Leo, right? Yeah,

27:19

I was raised to speak Chinese even though

27:21

I don't remember but my parents were born

27:24

in Taiwan Yeah, but Americans speak English like

27:26

British England people. So We

27:29

have someone else in the porta-potty Was

27:38

it intentional to leave the two

27:40

Filipinos laugh no Just say well,

27:42

I mean I

27:46

like them. Don't they feel comfortable? No,

27:56

I love these this next night this next guy

27:58

I've seen his penis Oh,

28:00

I've seen his penis and Also,

28:03

he's got credit lately. Yeah. Yeah,

28:05

he's on the Oh

28:36

He's really real Yeah,

28:40

you're good Yeah,

28:50

yeah You

28:54

can talk to see if Michael over there Be

28:57

switching beautiful camera. Where's the camera?

29:14

Really nice loafer. Thank you. Thank you

29:17

star now Movie

29:19

guy store. Um, yeah, I Jenny

29:23

is a real last name. I think I

29:25

don't think so. There's there's multiple Chinese. Really? Yeah.

29:27

Yeah Yeah, last name. It's just a nickname like

29:30

my foot when I first came here. I went

29:32

to Yeah, I

29:34

think I think it's better than your original

29:37

name is bad Yeah, what

29:39

yeah, I think I would that you

29:41

played bigger than a thousand. Oh,

29:43

yeah, it was yeah It definitely was

29:45

Bobby so good to see you I Just

29:49

met it's her birthday. You know, you've never

29:51

never met Leslie before officially. Yeah. I do

29:54

heard of him before of course Okay. No,

29:56

no, I mean she's we were

29:58

assistants and we both got out of the

30:00

assistant where we We have to bond on

30:02

this. Okay, we will yes. Yeah, and George

30:05

always looking great father. Yeah What

30:30

you're about the other

30:32

one is there the other one here? Yeah, all

30:35

right this guy now this guy I Call

30:38

them the other one This

30:40

guy coming right is a

30:43

guy. I don't even know man. It's like

30:45

I see him around I don't even know

30:47

it's like it just bothers me But

30:50

I love him, but it bothers me. You know I

30:52

mean he's a creature of the night. I'll tell you

30:56

She's just an odd guy

30:58

you know odd one. I love him. That's

31:00

why he's here And really don't know

31:03

much of his credits. He did that horror movie.

31:05

Can I just what yes, you're right not

31:07

Melissa sin Do

31:14

you know that the very first Tiger belly

31:17

meetup like nine years ago was at a

31:19

park and Dan Ramos was there He's

31:21

like a hardcore Tiger belly fan, so

31:24

you know you need it this long to be on

31:26

it. Yes Why

31:29

you why you smiling a little bit

31:31

be easy on him anyway Here

31:44

there's your seat over there before

31:46

he gets angry no no we do it later I

31:57

Just want to let you go You

32:00

guys, guys, also it's very

32:03

hard to breathe in there. Do

32:05

you care about us breathing? Leslie.

32:08

Yes. It's why, I mean

32:10

we did that purposely. Great,

32:12

great. We did it purposely. So what I want to say

32:14

is, you know, Dan, you don't have a mic or a

32:16

headphone. So,

32:19

and you know, eventually we're going to rotate

32:21

everyone. Right? So just sit

32:23

there, don't say shit. Right? So

32:27

until you're on a mic, because we want to pick

32:29

it up. Right? So you just

32:31

patiently sit there. We're going to rotate you in

32:33

and out. Everyone, okay? So anyway, so

32:36

let's, everyone's, we have something that we want to

32:38

do. There is a

32:40

song, an Asian Chinese child's song that

32:43

we all want to stand. Is

32:45

this another one of your requests? What

32:47

do you mean? Yeah. You wanted to sing

32:49

this? I wanted to sing the song. Okay. And

32:52

everyone sing together. Maybe they sit down and Andrew and Dan, can you stand

32:54

behind them? And

32:57

this is a song that Bobby curated. He did some research

32:59

and let's, well, let's play a little bit so that people

33:01

get the hang of it. Okay. And

33:04

then we all sing it together. Okay. Okay. And

33:07

then Mandarin. And then, yeah. And then we

33:09

put our hand. Oh, we know this one. We got to

33:11

do a salute. We know this one. I don't know. We

33:13

do a salute, right? Why are we doing a salute? Yeah.

33:17

Because I want, okay. What are we saluting to? Well,

33:19

but this is how. No. Good.

33:41

Good. Good. Go back. Go

33:43

back. Go back. Why do we... I

33:46

want to bond us all. Wait, who is this

33:48

a lute for? What's this for China? Yeah. I

33:51

don't think they have military. Yeah. For

33:53

China, we do a salute like this for the flag.

33:55

Yeah. Anyway, congratulations,

33:58

everybody, for being here. I

34:00

salute everyone in the room, alright? Thank

34:02

you Do you know that line? Do

34:05

you know? Do you know like... Bobby,

34:10

do you know the Philippines is currently beefing with

34:12

China, right? Oh, what island? My warner

34:14

is gonna win that war! Hey

34:17

dude! It's a two hour war baby!

34:22

Wow! Wait, were you a

34:24

three rock? And a balloon?

34:28

Three rocks and a balloon He threw

34:30

it at the plane! Oh,

34:32

blah blah Anyway...

34:34

He just made Filipino salute to China

34:37

Wow dude What are

34:40

you looking at? That's... Okay, okay

34:44

Alright, alright Did

34:46

you just take a tooth out? No It's

34:49

a little dip Sometimes I

34:52

get stressed out and I need a little nicotine in my

34:54

body So, I'm gonna ask you some questions Alright, about... I

34:57

tell you, when I started comedy in the 90s There

35:01

was no one that looked... I had

35:03

Datfan In San

35:05

Diego who I started with As your peer As

35:07

my peer We didn't get along that

35:09

well Wait, did he really... Is this like hyperbolic

35:12

when you say like he actually dragon kicked you

35:14

in the chest? I

35:16

know, you tried to dragon kick me in the face And

35:18

I backed up like that Let's go baby I have skills

35:21

too, you know? We should have had him here today

35:23

as like one of the forefathers, no? We

35:25

should have had him That's the next one That's

35:28

the next one, we should have him We

35:30

did try to kick me in the face That's true I

35:33

bet two Asians attacked me Him and

35:35

Ken Jeong Yeah, yeah So

35:38

like back then this wasn't a thing for you

35:40

guys to be like To have

35:43

that camaraderie and like support with each other Because

35:45

you guys were all into like this scarcity mentality, right?

35:47

You guys did the Kims of Comedy though, that was

35:49

nice That was years later though But

35:51

they were all beefing We were all beefing at the time

35:53

Oh no I'll tell you something,

35:56

okay? The other day I was

35:58

with Dumbfounded

36:00

yeah, you like him. Yeah No

36:13

because when people you guys Run away without

36:15

even taking this through right so I was just like

36:17

what is something that you like He's like the most

36:19

likable guy Positive it's

36:21

positive. Let's go there. He loves K-town.

36:24

Great. You go down the line. Go ahead. He's nice

36:27

Okay, good. No, that's anything else because we already know

36:29

that that's a given say something else. Yeah

36:33

Dominate dominance your own opinion Yeah,

36:39

yeah, oh he's nice. Yeah, it's just

36:41

a basic. Okay, Leslie. Well, I think

36:44

he has a very sincere Calm

36:46

energy. Yeah, there's something

36:48

very center. You don't do you hate that answer? Did

36:52

you fall asleep I'm

36:56

trying to observe he's not that way with

36:58

me I'll

37:01

be crying. No, he gets come come come

37:03

bad. Oh like some of you get All

37:07

of you you especially yeah. Yeah. Yeah You

37:12

make me feel like I want to be violent yeah I

37:16

want to be violent. I

37:18

only have love in my home. You are combative for

37:20

no reason a lot. That's not true Andrew

37:23

how do you think about the wrong thing?

37:25

I like dumbfounded because he tries to do things

37:27

he can't do but does okay at them

37:31

That those are Warring words and

37:34

I like it. That's what I mean.

37:36

That's what I like about you. Yeah,

37:38

right. You're a warster. Yeah Yeah, I

37:40

like that. He's able

37:42

to be white and black and

37:45

Asian Whoever he needs to

37:47

do that He's

37:52

a panderer a panda I

38:00

think in a song like he's very

38:02

like a great great compliment by it

38:05

is it is It's sort of

38:07

like how we all want to fuck mermaids. We all want to

38:09

be a swung in the Filipino I don't want to fuck. I

38:11

don't want to do I don't want to Imagine

38:14

something if you find a mermaid, yeah great,

38:16

right If you find

38:18

a mermaid right stranded on the beach, yeah, this

38:20

is more for the guys There

38:27

are no mermaids Know

38:30

the origin of why the mermaid came to

38:33

be it's because pirates would get drunk and

38:35

then fuck manatees What

38:37

are you really? Yeah, they would get drunk and then

38:39

the kelp would go over the manatee and they'd be like

38:41

Oh, there's a hot chick, but that's a is it

38:43

a chick manatee I

38:47

don't know how to sex a manatee, but

38:49

I'm guessing anyway fuck the mermaids. Okay?

38:52

I don't want to because I in mythological creatures like

38:54

I've never said a centaur with tits. That's

38:56

true Oh, I've never seen a girl's son talk

38:58

exactly They

39:01

have them in Fantasia. I love Yes,

39:04

I got it for Christmas as

39:06

a kid. I cried for three days That's

39:09

and to this day if I watch it

39:11

like we do whole like emotional All

39:13

of it cuz it's art. There's no work.

39:15

Yeah, well as a kid we under whoa.

39:18

No, I know I know I know Right.

39:20

No, that is one Chitties

39:27

fuck the fuck out of that one Consent

39:32

with her consent Yeah,

39:36

I think all of us would line

39:38

up and see what we could possibly you know

39:40

I feel like her vagina will be too big and strong

39:46

Go back to what I was gonna say in the

39:49

way way before even going down before dumbfounded All

39:51

right, so I was with dumbfounded by the way. I

39:53

like him cuz he's just hot Some

39:56

founded in there really attractive guy. There's an essence

39:58

about him that makes I think Feel

40:00

very like oh I can talk to this guy and

40:02

also like spoon over him That's

40:04

all cool cool hot cool hot

40:06

guy. Yeah, very cool. So cool.

40:09

He's objectively attractive attractive

40:11

I disagree Rebuttal

40:16

I disagree Bobby

40:18

I know he thinks dumb is cute.

40:20

Do you I know he thinks

40:22

I you I just have to say one thing Have

40:26

you seen his feet? How

40:29

do you see his feet I have on

40:31

the podcast so anyway, so

40:33

he don't oh wow beautiful I

40:36

would stay away from that That's

40:44

2024 we don't even talk about that ship Look

40:51

at the top part no, but you showed me the bottom I

40:53

couldn't even see the top Dumb

40:56

found his feet are jacked Like

40:59

the only oh, yeah, so long. I got a

41:01

clip. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you

41:03

There's so long and we talked about it. Yeah,

41:05

and we were like wow. They just look it

41:07

was like claws like claws Yeah, so anyway, can

41:09

we move on let me tell a fucking story

41:14

Yeah I Was

41:22

a dumbfounded in gene

41:25

and I Go

41:29

let's end the night. I go let's

41:31

end the night I want to be with you anymore and that

41:33

will know we have one more spot we have to go do and I go

41:35

What is it and they go? they go

41:38

Nora Aquafina and

41:40

Ronnie Chang were at

41:42

this private like little dinner thing in Koreatown

41:45

Right. And so we went it

41:48

was just Nora Ronnie and then

41:50

they had two dates and we

41:52

sat No, not two dates.

41:55

The other one was What's

41:57

the other one from dumbfounded podcast the one that doesn't like

41:59

me? No, the girl. That's not like me.

42:01

That's the like you. That's the like you. That's the

42:04

like you. You love her. I don't think I love

42:06

her. No, she likes you. Why does

42:08

she like you? Really? Because I fucking texted her

42:10

seven months ago and she didn't text me back

42:12

for six months. That's not

42:14

what I wanted. That's

42:17

the betrayal. That's

42:19

Har Konen. That's Har Konen

42:21

behavior, right? And

42:23

let me just tell you, we're, um, how's the trade-ees?

42:26

I will defend Steffi here and say that

42:29

you crossed the boundary. She specifically told you

42:31

not to cross and you did. What

42:33

happened? And because you tried to dominate and

42:36

I really respect Steffi for life. What's the cross? I'm not going to

42:38

say it because I don't feel like... I will

42:40

say it. Because she's not going to cross

42:42

the boundary. I'll say it twice. Don't edit it out

42:44

if he does. Okay. You're

42:46

so... Yeah, I really respect Steffi

42:48

for like not replying. Oh, I'm sorry. You're

42:51

right. I'm not crazy. You're

42:53

scaring us. Everyone's scared, dude. I'm sorry.

42:56

It's my birthday. It has been the most hostile... We

43:00

were all waiting in a porta potty. I'm

43:02

so tired. I feel like I have no

43:05

respect. You didn't have to come. I wanted you to be here.

43:07

I was happy to be here. Anyway, I'm so sorry. That was rude

43:09

what I got to say. Reset. Dumb

43:12

Founded. Oh, yeah. What do you like

43:14

about Dumb Founded? Maybe instead of... Oh, yeah. Oh,

43:17

yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

43:20

yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

43:23

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

43:25

yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

43:28

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

43:30

yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay,

43:33

so my... I'm going to take the comedy out of it. I'm

43:35

going to take also my... sometimes my hostile personality

43:38

out of it. And I want to

43:40

be mindful and real and pure. Okay.

43:44

So here we go. Without, like, trying

43:46

to entertain anybody, all right,

43:49

I think that he's a kind person.

43:53

Well, you said what I... Are you lying? Andrea,

43:56

Andrea, Andrea, Andrea,

43:58

Andrea. Andrea lock

44:01

it up Dude

44:03

lock it in Andrea

44:16

It was scarier than Scary

44:22

than the yellow I know

44:25

I know I'm gonna be you

44:27

do not I'm just gonna be real. Okay,

44:29

so he's he's got a good nature

44:31

about him Okay, number two. Um, he

44:34

always includes me He's

44:36

inclusive which in this business.

44:38

I've always felt like excluded. I've always

44:40

felt not wanted He always makes me

44:42

feel wanted and number three He

44:46

does feel like a son almost

44:49

in a weird word where I I can

44:52

guide him, you know It

44:54

would because you know the persona people see

44:56

in the park I

44:58

mean, let me ask you because you two have been spending some time

45:01

with me The persona

45:03

you see on podcast is that

45:05

the persona you see? in

45:09

Personal level me on a personal

45:11

level. Yeah Bobby

45:20

closing the door before you oh, yeah Okay

45:23

for one show but so where we

45:25

open for him and then Jason

45:27

was up first and then he stood in front

45:30

of Jason and was like not letting

45:32

him go again assert asserting down

45:36

No No, Leslie now

45:38

and then we as well me as well

45:40

Leslie. No, no, I you don't I

45:43

you don't know what you're talking to me I go

45:45

ahead in my blood. Can I say there's a microphone man?

45:48

You guys don't like this part it's hot. Oh,

45:51

that's fine. You know, I'll just take my it makes

45:53

it. No, I like it Oh, okay You

45:57

were screaming earlier it's hard to all

45:59

really Okay, okay, you're fine put it

46:01

back What

46:07

do you say Chinese what go ahead I Just

46:09

said something in English What

46:12

would you say I I actually respect

46:15

an elder Asserting dominance. Oh,

46:18

and I think you know dominant. That's

46:20

why we're Chinese and Everyone

46:30

you're trying to make us sing a Chinese song. Yeah, I

46:32

really hate now and okay, um, I respect

46:37

asserting dominance But

46:40

but I but I agree it sounds like

46:42

you shoved him You

46:48

weren't there and you're adding a couple each other

46:50

element But

47:00

I was the bottom show I

47:05

should thank you. That's not true. Yeah. Well, you

47:07

know what? Um, she was there Yeah, I was

47:09

and you were the one that was you were the victim Yeah

47:14

Exactly. I was a victim. Can I

47:16

stop for a second? Okay, it's

47:18

so silly what you guys are doing It really is

47:20

you guys are playing silly games with my mind I'm

47:23

not even being funny right now. I don't know why

47:25

you're laughing. Okay. I'm just saying that I you know

47:27

I was teaching you a lesson. What

47:30

was it lesson to be patient? And

47:33

go up. Yeah. Yeah and go up Whenever

47:37

like a sense. Yeah. Yeah, you know one of

47:39

the do good. What did I do when I

47:41

went up? You also waited

47:43

by myself. Yeah, but it was

47:46

they were giving him a standing ovation like

47:49

No, what do you mean? That's a different than

47:51

some guy is opening There's

47:54

no difference I sat there on the couch

47:57

and I looked at you guys right you were like texting I

48:00

was texting somebody. They had already said my name,

48:02

the place is cheering, and I'm namaste

48:04

on the couch. Do you know why? I'll

48:07

get there when I get there. It's

48:09

not a fucking, it's a journey, not a destination.

48:11

You know, Bobby, you know what's crazy is that this is-

48:13

Thank you, Andrew. And I know you're about to say something

48:16

very fucking good and thank you so much. This is the

48:18

problem. This is the

48:20

problem with the new Asian generation

48:22

of comedians. Wow. It's that

48:24

they were good at jobs. We're such

48:26

fucking beta pussies that back in the

48:29

day, back in the fucking

48:31

day, you would have tried

48:33

to assert dominance to that fan. He would have

48:35

fucking dragon kicked you. And instead- Exactly. Instead, we're

48:37

here to find- Why didn't you talk about it?

48:39

Jason cried in the- Come on, man. Exactly.

48:41

Thank you, Andrew. Knock him over. Yeah, knock

48:43

him over. Yeah, thank you, Andrew. Jason was-

48:46

Thank you. That's what I was teaching

48:48

them. Thank you. Wait a second. I

48:50

have a question for all of you. Knock him over.

48:52

He's like, bro, he's like, if you block me, I'm

48:54

gonna fire you. Maybe?

48:57

Maybe. No, you said that.

48:59

Oh, yeah, I did. You

49:02

said that. I did say that. I did

49:04

say that. Oh, no, block me. Yeah, yeah,

49:06

yeah. You said you'll burn this bridge.

49:09

You said that. Wait, this is right

49:11

before you went up on stage? Yes. Yeah.

49:14

Instead of saying- Oh my god. Instead of saying,

49:16

I went to the door and I looked at

49:18

my- And you said you are not. This is-

49:21

No, I didn't say- I didn't say you were

49:23

nothing. I didn't say you were nothing. He's adding.

49:25

Yeah, you're adding. You weren't there, man. It's

49:28

like Vietnam. You weren't there, man. Yeah.

49:30

No, I wasn't. Yeah, yeah. Bobby Whispert,

49:32

you ain't shit. Yeah. No, I didn't say that, dude.

49:34

And you know what, dude? No, you didn't. I say

49:36

you crushed every shit. Fuck off. That's

49:38

really nice. All right. Also, can I

49:40

just say another thing? I paid you more than most people

49:42

here, you know? I gave you a nice hotel. I flew

49:44

you out there, right? And I bought meals and stuff. You

49:47

did, but- Right now, it's very respectful. I don't know what

49:49

the fuck you're doing right now, man. Yeah,

49:51

what are you doing, Jason? Yeah. Oh,

49:53

dude. This

49:55

is so fucked up. Can we go back? It's the

49:57

dumbfounded thing, because we are- I

50:00

have to go back. Oh yeah, yeah. I can't

50:02

believe you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So let's go back,

50:04

okay? So Dumbfounded and Gene were like, we

50:06

stopped by Ronnie and Nora. We went to this,

50:09

like, you know, what's that place called?

50:12

The fancy Korean club that they go to? Intercrew.

50:14

Intercrew. So we went to Intercrew and we were

50:16

out into Intercrew and we're like, and

50:18

then, we

50:21

go, where are they? And then there's a private room. We walk

50:23

into this private room, there they are. We sat

50:25

down and we had a great talk and

50:27

I interrupted everyone,

50:30

not in a rude way, but in a

50:32

very elegant way. Oh. Yeah,

50:34

yeah. Yeah, in an

50:36

elegant way. How'd you do it? I go. I

50:40

took my class. I go. Oh wow,

50:42

wait, wait, wait, wait. Am I clink, clink, clink, clink, clink,

50:44

clink, clink? Yeah, in an elegant way. Wow. I

50:46

think you're hammering something. Yeah, yeah, I work

50:48

here. You're hanging up a

50:50

photo. Yeah,

50:52

so, and I said, I

50:55

have to make an observation. I go,

50:57

when I started in the 90s, I

50:59

never dreamt that this could be a thing. And

51:02

then, what do you mean? I go, just think

51:04

that, you know, two

51:07

people that are like in, they

51:09

were there for the Kung Fu Panda premiere and

51:12

they're both in it, right? So just to

51:14

think that two Asian people are

51:17

like leads in a, you

51:19

know, huge movie about pandas. Title

51:22

Kung Fu Panda? Jack Black's the

51:24

lead. That's a good

51:26

point. Angelina Jolie,

51:28

I think, is the winner. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, you know,

51:31

but my point though is I looked at them,

51:33

I go, this has never happened in, I

51:35

never even thought that this could ever happen. That I

51:38

could just sit there and be, and

51:40

we're cool, and everybody, you know, it's

51:42

just cool. And it's just, and

51:44

to see all you guys, you know, rise

51:47

is such a really cool

51:49

feeling. And I've never, you know, as a

51:52

young person, I just never thought that, I

51:54

didn't receive that. Mine was

51:56

pure struggle and suffering.

51:59

That's why my next question. Oh, that's why he's making

52:01

us suffer. Yes. Oh, yeah.

52:03

Yeah. Yeah. No, basically Are we

52:05

dead? No,

52:07

honestly, honestly, dance, dance, dance,

52:09

dance, dance, dance. Don't do

52:11

that. Don't do that. You

52:17

just sit there until a mic opens and

52:20

you will get your time to sign. Okay. Sorry.

52:23

Do you think there's a level of mild

52:25

hazing that is necessary for young comics or

52:27

do you think we've entered a stage of

52:29

like total gentle parenting? I

52:31

think it's nice because our parents are hazing

52:33

like that. So whenever people do it is

52:35

familiar and it's like, oh, that's nice. But

52:38

your parents haze a little bit. I think

52:40

it's necessary a little. Yeah. Well, did you

52:42

guys have strict because I had really strict

52:44

Asian parents. Did you have it, Leslie? They

52:47

were not as strict as in my mind. I thought

52:49

I thought like I was racist towards them where

52:51

I like

52:54

I was like you're so I thought they were so strict.

52:56

But my mom said I was

52:59

so well behaved after school

53:01

every day. I would go straight to my room

53:03

and do my homework and she wouldn't ever have

53:05

to tell me to do it. So I tiger

53:07

mom myself. Wow. And I still

53:09

do straight A's. You got

53:11

straight A's. How's your birthday? I always will. I

53:13

said do you tiger mom them back? My parents?

53:15

Yeah. Now I do. Now I want them to

53:17

follow the rules. I

53:24

want them to be nice to each other and healthy

53:26

and go to bed early. And I feel like

53:28

that's the way to do it because I do think we have to train

53:30

our parents. Leslie, let me ask you something.

53:33

You're the opposite of this one. Whoa. Oh, I

53:35

am. Because you didn't do drugs, did you? In

53:39

high school. Okay. Why is

53:41

your cheeks sweaty right now?

53:43

No, it's make up my bed. Okay. Why

53:45

are you? My

53:49

bad. Let's move on. So we

53:52

work so hard. You look nice. You smoke

53:54

weed. I tried

53:57

it in high school. Yes. Yeah. And then the

53:59

high school. Did you do any other drugs like

54:01

cocaine or anything like that? I've never done cocaine exactly

54:03

so you're pretty that means I'm opposite No, you're a

54:06

goodie species. How do you know? What did you lose

54:08

your virginity? Hey! Oh!

54:12

That's so weird! I

54:15

don't know Why does it have to be

54:17

that? Alright forget let's move

54:19

on Alright we'll cut that out

54:22

I'm sorry I fucked up Did

54:24

you go over here? Wait, why

54:27

did you assume I did drugs? Yeah, so

54:29

Andrew's a cocaine slut How

54:32

are you implying? Yeah, do you do

54:35

drugs? I've never told

54:37

you that I know, I

54:39

just assumed You're wild Are

54:43

you, are you cocaine? In the past In

54:47

the past, yeah All the

54:49

psychedelics Yeah, marijuana

54:51

obviously I mean come on Oh,

54:55

what? Oh

54:57

you think you got it? Yeah, got you

54:59

dude I think it's just a little

55:01

wild that's why I relate to you Okay, thank you Let's

55:04

move on No

55:06

cocaine group over here Hey Bobby,

55:09

can we do a rotation? Andrew,

55:11

come on Let's all scoot down

55:13

one Hi,

55:15

hi Andrew Oh my god, I

55:17

think he tripped him We

55:19

can share them No, no, no

55:22

Yeah, yeah, you'll talk when you talk Shut

55:25

the fuck up man You

55:29

talk when you talk, dude This is beautiful

55:33

This is beautiful What's

55:35

beautiful? No dude, you just worked

55:37

on it all weekend It's the first time we're using

55:39

it What do you think?

55:41

It's really nice Did you have the part of party

55:43

before? No, no, no Can

55:47

I tell you something, you were saying something about how you

55:49

didn't feel like you were included and I just want to

55:51

bring everybody into this I think, I think What?

55:54

Well I want to say this, I do want to

55:56

say that I really appreciate your longevity

55:58

though and that you, It's true like I

56:01

think that there has been a lot of Asian

56:03

comics who rise and fall Yeah, and

56:05

you've just gotten better every single year and you're still

56:07

getting better And it's like something that I think all

56:09

of us want to do I'm gonna tell you the

56:11

secret don't do anything Well,

56:14

that's is more here's why what I want to say.

56:16

Okay is I think the reason why

56:18

is because I've always done this What

56:30

it is, I feel like you're about to file no So

56:33

I've always done this what would

56:35

this mean? Everyone

56:41

Level not moving no right

56:43

here and not go yeah your career never

56:46

shot up. It's they never did this cuz

56:48

you never try oh But

56:52

yes, I think that's yes, I

56:54

think you're right I think I've always went No

56:58

Yeah, I'll do the yeah, you know man, and it's always kind of been

57:00

this so I'm slowly Rising

57:03

but you mean by the time I'm 60 shit

57:07

Yeah, oh yeah, you could win an you made Like

57:11

you did you made moves though you did

57:13

stuff like the podcast. Yeah, what do you

57:15

mean slowly? Yeah, this is like no no, no, so

57:17

um What I wanted to

57:19

say is I don't know if I purposely did it. It's

57:21

just the way my life was handed to

57:23

me So I've always had like spikes

57:26

of oh Here

57:28

we go and it never happened So

57:32

it's like I'll tell us so magic It's

57:35

like college. Yeah, I'll say I Will

57:38

let you talk next. Oh you want to ask a question? I'll

57:40

go ahead. Yeah. Yeah, it's just because you said Go

58:00

But it's because I watched the

58:02

other episodes, sometimes you miss an

58:04

audition. Yeah,

58:06

yeah, yeah, yeah. So what do you mean? What's

58:08

your point? That's not a question. Dude, you're

58:10

not helping, man. You just did

58:13

the... Okay, but that wasn't a question. That was

58:15

just... You just said something. Yeah,

58:17

what's the point? It was a statement because...

58:21

I have ADD. What was the earliest thing?

58:23

Oh, oh, maybe you did. Maybe

58:26

he said he never really tried. Yeah, you

58:29

never really tried. You're saying... Oh,

58:31

you never even went to audition. Yeah, you did. Okay,

58:33

there are moments in my life where I went, oh,

58:35

why did I do that? Right? So

58:38

I'll give you one example. For

58:40

the movie... Was that

58:42

movie knocked up? Yeah. Yeah.

58:45

So I was auditioning for... It was Ken Jeong and

58:47

then me because he got the role to audition for

58:49

the doctor part. I stayed in

58:51

the parking lot with my side. I hadn't

58:53

read them and I'd been sent it

58:55

a week before the sides and

58:58

I just never went in. Also,

59:00

can I just make you feel better about that? Bobby?

59:05

Yeah. I was like... He

59:07

literally is a doctor. Hey, hey, hey, hey. No,

59:09

I'm just saying something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How

59:13

are you going to beat a doctor

59:15

playing a doctor? Exactly. That's

59:17

what it would buy in my mind. Yeah. I'm

59:19

like, ah, that's a waste of time I want to go in

59:21

there. But so there's been moments... So Mad TV was a moment.

59:23

I got Mad TV Tonight show, Harold and Kumar,

59:26

right in the same time. And

59:28

I'm like, oh shit, this is the year 2000. And

59:30

I'm like, oh, here I go. Here

59:33

I go. You know what I mean? And

59:35

then you fall to the ground, my fucking

59:37

wings broke. And

59:40

I go, oh, I can't fly anymore. And

59:43

then Mad TV ended and I spent years,

59:46

couple years in the fucking desert, roaming

59:48

just headlining shitty rooms, no

59:51

draw, going, oh, it's over. And

59:54

then I got two things. I got

59:56

Animal Practice, which is a sitcom,

59:58

and The Dicator. Why

1:00:00

did it because it got really bad reviews? It

1:00:03

was slaughtered and

1:00:05

so when you put when you book a Sasha Baron

1:00:07

Cohen movie and you book a network sitcom you're like

1:00:15

Right and I'm flying again right now you

1:00:17

fall right so if I had so many

1:00:19

moments of like this and then when I'm

1:00:22

Down it's years of nothing Oh

1:00:25

It's years of nothing where you're

1:00:27

like, you know, you're over I remember one

1:00:29

time Matt Bronger talking about how

1:00:32

he was guest starring on this NBC

1:00:34

sitcom once We're at the comedy store

1:00:36

and I remember sitting there going. Oh, I've

1:00:38

never guest starred on anything No

1:00:41

one's ever asked me You know I

1:00:43

mean and I remember feeling super jealous There's

1:00:46

so many moments where I felt so jealous and then ever

1:00:48

said anything So, you know, I

1:00:50

know I'm just a guy that just won't quit.

1:00:52

I just hang around I think that's the most

1:00:54

important part is it's like people are always chasing

1:00:56

highs when the focus should be on not quitting

1:00:58

when you're At the low end and that's like

1:01:00

that's it. I saw saw Joan

1:01:06

River say it's like you just have to stand

1:01:08

in the rain. Yeah, and the lightning will eventually

1:01:10

hit you. Yeah. Yeah Yeah,

1:01:19

you My

1:01:25

mom's friend got struck by lightning twice and

1:01:27

then she survived it she's very strong No,

1:01:40

no different spots no way yeah, we

1:01:42

get her here she won't get her

1:01:44

here. Yeah, we should interview her No,

1:01:47

no, the light The

1:01:51

light this I want to explore so

1:01:53

she was struck by lightning on two

1:01:55

separate occasions Yes, and then she's like

1:01:57

alive to tell her story. Yeah She

1:02:00

has arms. Walking around, everything

1:02:02

is intact. Because maybe she's Asian. Were

1:02:05

you guys like, let's go to the casino right now after the

1:02:07

second one? Like... Oh, yeah, no, but she goes

1:02:09

to the casino, but she loses a lot. Yeah.

1:02:12

Oh, damn. Because I knew a guy who got struck by lightning.

1:02:17

I know a guy who got struck by lightning and

1:02:19

I met him at a house party, but he needed

1:02:21

one of those like vocalistist things to put in his

1:02:23

throat. Yeah. Because like, I

1:02:25

guess it like paralyzes like vocal cords.

1:02:28

So not quite the same story. But

1:02:30

she's completely fine. Okay.

1:02:34

She wasn't as strong as... Happening

1:02:37

again. So

1:02:42

anyway, when I say that... Because

1:02:45

even before I said the meeting at the

1:02:47

Korea time, we want to talk about this

1:02:49

generation of comedy. Right. And you guys are

1:02:51

rising now. Obviously, you

1:02:54

guys have never in comedy, have

1:02:56

you witnessed anything racist or anything?

1:02:59

Yeah. Yeah. I mean... Like,

1:03:03

outwardly racist. I've had

1:03:05

comics come up to me back when I

1:03:07

was... Yeah, your love... I mean, in the 90s. Whoa.

1:03:10

Oh, easy. When I was... You know what I

1:03:12

mean? Yeah. I

1:03:14

think that though it's like if somebody is being racist

1:03:16

to me now, it's like time has changed so much

1:03:18

that it's almost like they're the loser in the majority

1:03:21

of the group. I think what's fucking weirder is the

1:03:23

Asian people that are racist towards themselves. You'll see an

1:03:25

Asian comic be like, stop making fun

1:03:27

of Asian people. My next Ching Dong to

1:03:29

Bing Bong show is on Sunday. And you're

1:03:32

like, wait a minute. Yeah, yeah. Like, we're

1:03:34

out here now. Finally, Asians rule this place.

1:03:36

Come to me so horny next week. And

1:03:38

you're like, what the heck? Those are the

1:03:41

fucking people that are the most racist. Right,

1:03:43

right. Which brings me

1:03:45

to this next question. And this is going to be

1:03:47

a hard one. This is

1:03:49

an uncomfortable one. Because it's something that I'm okay

1:03:51

with. Okay? What do

1:03:54

you think of white dudes making fun

1:03:56

of us? If we're around, like

1:03:58

a white dude doing an Asian accent. Or

1:04:00

white dude saying from crazy Asian shit on a

1:04:02

podcast or whatever. How do you feel about it?

1:04:08

Even if I'm not friends with them I

1:04:10

think at this point if you can't decipher

1:04:12

whether or not they're being hateful or if

1:04:14

they're being loving that's on you Like

1:04:19

if you're gonna if I think everybody in this room

1:04:21

is good enough to understand the difference between yeah Like

1:04:25

but also I have to say something about

1:04:27

you. It's just like I

1:04:33

Would say everyone in this room what I want to say is

1:04:37

You know you can dish it back

1:04:40

Yeah, right. It's like you can

1:04:42

you your performance and who you are

1:04:45

speaks for itself, but sometimes there's so much

1:04:47

hate No, there isn't Where

1:04:52

where where when did the whites keep on

1:04:54

doing the thing? What do

1:04:57

you mean the white people? What

1:04:59

do you think? I

1:05:02

feel like Bobby's more racist to you right now

1:05:08

It's been a pretty racist I'm

1:05:12

sorry. Sorry. I apologize. Okay, the

1:05:14

best I can It's

1:05:25

a lot more He's

1:05:29

making you tougher dude But

1:05:32

I don't think it's getting better he'll like

1:05:34

press him but he doesn't get better. Yeah You

1:05:40

don't get better yeah so

1:05:43

you so Like I'll give

1:05:45

you example I've potted with dudes right that have

1:05:47

had Then done an accent and

1:05:49

they'll make fun of their family or whatever

1:05:51

and I feel like it's an equal exchange

1:05:53

of like You know mean bullying almost or

1:05:55

teasing each other, but I think that

1:05:57

if it's all out of love and I think that's

1:05:59

okay Yeah, amongst friends like who gives

1:06:02

a shit because there's already like and there's

1:06:04

already like a Agreement between us

1:06:07

that there's that freedom to whatever like

1:06:09

roast each other I don't

1:06:11

know still and how I would feel outside

1:06:13

of comedy if someone was just like Talking

1:06:16

if it was like a white dude at a

1:06:18

grocery store. You hate that shit. I know that

1:06:20

I hate. Oh, yeah That's assault. Yeah, yeah way

1:06:22

remember Ranger on a grocery If

1:06:25

they still do that shit to him Yeah, I'll have

1:06:27

a white waiter go in LA used to read and

1:06:29

do an act Asian accent. I'm always like no What

1:06:31

are you doing? And it is money.

1:06:33

It's like well, I've seen so-and-so do it on

1:06:35

a podcast So it's okay. I go. Yeah, that

1:06:37

dude's my friend. No, but they

1:06:39

can't differentiate it. They can't I think

1:06:41

that's That might be the problem

1:06:44

here with like it's okay But then there's

1:06:46

always gonna be that one guy who saw

1:06:48

that one podcast is like well Then I

1:06:50

can go ahead and talk like that. Yeah

1:06:53

I think that's also again I think it's also but

1:06:55

it's good to know that that's the minority of people.

1:06:57

I hope so I think it is I really think

1:06:59

it is guess what lights are the new minority they

1:07:01

are they are I mean look at this room exactly

1:07:18

Yeah, go ahead Yeah So

1:07:30

anyway, but

1:07:32

do you guys can ask

1:07:34

you guys a question, yeah Do

1:07:38

you like for instance when you go on the

1:07:40

road is your audience Mixed

1:07:43

or is it a lot of Asians? I mean because when I go

1:07:45

on the road what I've noticed is Hardly,

1:07:47

I mean I get maybe five percent of

1:07:49

my audience are Asians. That's not true What

1:07:52

was it? You had like 40 30.

1:07:56

I think he just likes to see How

1:07:59

many How many Asians are in the audience? I would say at least

1:08:01

30-35%. Correct.

1:08:03

I've never been to a show of yours

1:08:06

that was... Maybe your bad

1:08:08

friend show I think brings a lot of

1:08:10

white chat. When

1:08:12

I do my own, which is what the one you did, I

1:08:14

get 35-40%. But

1:08:16

like Tiger Valley shows? All

1:08:18

Asians, almost. A lot of Latino, a

1:08:20

lot of it's mixed. But

1:08:23

I think you just like to say that for reasons

1:08:25

like that. No, it's a bad friend, I

1:08:27

think the audience is what I do. It's

1:08:29

mostly white. Your observation on that is that

1:08:31

you wish there were more Asians or is

1:08:33

there any observation? It's just an observation. Listen,

1:08:35

I'm going to say something and I don't

1:08:37

really feel like an Asian comedian. And

1:08:40

I never have. Whoa. Thank

1:08:42

you Dan. Thank you Dan. There

1:08:45

you go Dan. Honestly, I'm

1:08:47

so weird. It's

1:08:49

just the way... I mean, let's be honest. I'm

1:08:52

weird. What do you... Even when I

1:08:54

hear myself talk, where I'll look at a clip, I go,

1:08:56

I can't believe I just said that or I can't

1:08:59

believe that's how I laugh or that's

1:09:02

my point of view. I can't

1:09:04

even... So it's like for me,

1:09:06

I've always just kind of been more of

1:09:08

an underdog kind of comic or whatever. It's

1:09:11

unique though. Sorry. What were

1:09:13

you guys' thoughts when you first

1:09:15

started or thought about doing comedy?

1:09:17

Was Bobby in the... Don't

1:09:20

do that. Wait, no. I want

1:09:22

to know how people do you. They probably not. Why do you

1:09:24

say that though? I'm so

1:09:26

insecure. Wait, why not talk to them about me?

1:09:28

It's a future. When did

1:09:30

Bobby first sort of come into your radar

1:09:32

and when you realized, oh, this is somebody

1:09:35

who's done this for a long time before

1:09:37

me and who was probably alone

1:09:39

in the game for a very long time.

1:09:42

What were your thoughts about him in general? Were

1:09:44

you like, oh my God, this is a fucked

1:09:47

up Asian. Are we proud of

1:09:49

him? Do we accept him? I already know what Andrew's

1:09:51

going to say. Andrew?

1:09:53

I don't know. Well, I grew up watching

1:09:55

Mad TV. Yeah. And so I

1:09:57

loved Bobby. We don't do this part because... I'll

1:10:00

tell you why I don't care. Oh, you don't

1:10:03

know I mean I love them And I don't I don't

1:10:05

like in terms of what people go a

1:10:07

group watching or you inspire Tell

1:10:12

you my story real quick if I

1:10:14

can My

1:10:22

first like you were gonna do the show called power violence

1:10:24

I was on and it was um it

1:10:26

was an alt show back in 2013 on Santa Monica

1:10:28

Boulevard It was the cool ultra at the time and

1:10:31

everybody there was stoked that Bobby Lee was gonna

1:10:33

come play it at the time The comedy store was

1:10:35

dead. No like was headlining the comma

1:10:37

story Great

1:10:42

guy, where is he? But

1:10:51

you're starting a war I'm not starting a war I'm

1:10:53

starting I'm trying to hang out with him Kevin Shay

1:10:55

Oh, where is the word? Oh,

1:10:58

okay. Stop interrupting my story. So okay,

1:11:01

so so you're gonna drop in You

1:11:10

were gonna drop them and we were all stoked that you were gonna come

1:11:12

because you didn't do all shows at the time you

1:11:15

walked around the corner and all these

1:11:17

people were standing outside and you

1:11:19

looked at everyone and you went I Can't

1:11:21

do this and then you started sprinting

1:11:23

the other direction your ass hanging out

1:11:26

And you were actually scared had anxiety and that was

1:11:28

the first time I related you not as an Asian

1:11:30

person I go I get that I

1:11:32

totally understand that and everybody there came up and then

1:11:34

the host bud Diaz went on stage and goes Bobby

1:11:37

Lee just ran away because he had too much anxiety go

1:11:39

on stage and everybody cheered and went on

1:11:41

that on the show That's crazy. And that was my

1:11:43

first time seeing and we respected you for it Cuz

1:11:45

I did open as the first time I did I

1:11:47

had a panic. I just got up and they laugh

1:11:50

Yeah, I wanted to say that I relate to you like

1:11:52

I saw You're

1:11:56

gonna say Yeah,

1:12:00

yeah, yeah. You're gonna say that. Oh, thank you

1:12:02

so much. Thank you. Thank you. You're a good

1:12:04

thing you're saying. Also, Andrew chose the noisiest snack.

1:12:06

Sorry. You're

1:12:08

not gonna wanna eat Pringles after Bobby tells

1:12:10

you what he does with Pringle cans. Wait,

1:12:12

what does he do with them? You walked

1:12:15

in? You should explain. He does. You should

1:12:17

explain. Because Andrew has a similar affection than

1:12:19

you do. I got a machine

1:12:21

that fucks me when you're on your headset. Okay, okay. Wait,

1:12:24

really? You got like the sexy one? I had

1:12:26

to try it. You

1:12:28

had to try it. I had to try it. I heard

1:12:30

that you didn't... you have that. Alright,

1:12:32

we'll do it. Let me ask you

1:12:35

about the machine. You did my VR headset for you? Where did you

1:12:37

get the machine at? Is

1:12:39

it sponsored? No. Did it get sponsored?

1:12:41

I don't know. I wanna know what... because maybe I'll

1:12:43

get it. I'll deal. Wait, you have an Oculus? I

1:12:46

use the MetaQuest 2. And then

1:12:48

you have a machine that's attached to it? It's

1:12:53

a separate entity. Yeah, okay,

1:12:55

good. Congratulations. No,

1:12:57

I already have the weapon of choice

1:12:59

that I'm gonna use for the rest of my life right now. Which one

1:13:01

is it? Pringles can? What?

1:13:05

It's not a Pringles can, no. I have a blue ring.

1:13:08

Oh, that thing. Wet-eyed. I

1:13:11

feel like that's a little bit like compared

1:13:13

to his. No. You have no

1:13:15

idea the... you have no

1:13:17

idea the ecstasy that I encountered late

1:13:19

at night. The winds

1:13:21

of juice. Oh

1:13:24

my god. Yeah, I

1:13:26

mean, it creates an overflowing flow of love. It's

1:13:28

just a vibrating cockroach. It's not the way... I

1:13:30

don't like the way you just said it. For

1:13:33

the ladies in the room, let me ask you, if

1:13:35

you hear that a guy uses a sleeve, is

1:13:37

that a turnoff? I don't even know what a

1:13:39

sleeve is. What's a sleeve? It's like a flashlight.

1:13:41

Yeah, a flashlight. Like a pocket pussy. No, I

1:13:44

don't think so. I don't think so. Well, I don't

1:13:46

wanna... That's just jacking off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean,

1:13:48

I don't wanna cross the lines because I asked a

1:13:50

question earlier that was uncomfortable to the ladies. But

1:13:53

do you use a machine? A machine? A vibrator.

1:13:55

What an aggressive... We get talked

1:13:57

about... We get talked about... It's

1:14:00

her birthday. It's her birthday. I know, but Leslie,

1:14:02

I'm just saying, what I'm saying is that I'm talking... Don't raise

1:14:04

your hand right now. I'm...

1:14:09

I'm sorry. That was rude. Too much. That was too

1:14:11

much. No, you're right.

1:14:13

You're too much. I love you.

1:14:16

Okay. I love you. So

1:14:18

what I'm saying is that we talked about the machines. And then

1:14:20

I asked you if you used viper. Is that

1:14:23

crossing the line or what? No, you know

1:14:25

what? It's fine. Equally. Leslie, do you use a machine?

1:14:29

I'm vibrator. I'm gonna

1:14:31

let my... Go ahead, Andre,

1:14:33

go ahead. Okay, I

1:14:35

have... Do

1:14:37

you have a machine at home? I have several. Where

1:14:41

do you store them? In my

1:14:43

nightstand. Oh, okay. I'm

1:14:45

picturing like a robot. No. A

1:14:49

vibrator. A little one. Yeah,

1:14:51

it's like normal. Leslie?

1:14:55

I have never purchased or used a vibrator. A

1:14:57

vibrator. Oh, cool.

1:15:01

I've tried them all and like I

1:15:04

never wanna get to a point where

1:15:06

I'm reliant on that

1:15:08

amount of vibration. Cause like I've always just

1:15:10

been able to get myself there. So it's

1:15:12

like what's the problem? I never wanna now

1:15:14

rely on that. And you reach an unrealistic

1:15:17

high. Right. But

1:15:19

I'm not against it. It's great. Do what you have

1:15:21

to do. But I take product

1:15:24

reviews very seriously. So

1:15:26

when I look at these websites, I'm reading

1:15:28

all the reviews and stuff. And then I

1:15:30

get very... I start laughing. What about you?

1:15:32

Probably not. A machine? No, I

1:15:34

just use my hand. Okay. When

1:15:37

you go on the road, because you're married, you have a child.

1:15:39

Yeah. Oh

1:15:41

wait, you're married? Yeah, I'm

1:15:44

married. And so when you go on

1:15:46

the road, you just look off. You don't do it at home. I just look off. Yeah.

1:15:51

Is it a dance time? Yeah.

1:15:55

No, switch. Should

1:15:58

we do a gif? Yeah,

1:16:00

yeah, but let's do a switch first. Yeah. Bye.

1:16:02

I'll see you over there. Okay Most

1:16:07

amount of We'll

1:16:17

talk about later so what do you what? Okay,

1:16:20

just jerk off machine. May I have my gifts?

1:16:23

Oh, yes. Oh, dude I would have got you

1:16:25

a jerk off machine that would have been sick But

1:16:28

although I'm just I'm not gonna let go of the blue ring the blue ring

1:16:30

I like No one's

1:16:32

aiming in the place. It's just like

1:16:34

a little ring put it in a base What

1:16:36

do you mean like in the base of the people know I

1:16:38

put I wrap it around the head. Oh, it's

1:16:40

got in that little You know

1:16:42

mean button just for the clip There's

1:16:49

one vibration that goes Mmm

1:16:56

But now you can't just go back to the hand cuz

1:16:58

it's I know that's not good great. Oh,

1:17:00

it's great. Okay Okay,

1:17:03

are we going all I want or Again,

1:17:05

I warn you that if the gifts are

1:17:07

no good. He may reject your friendship. How

1:17:09

about this? You can you can? Let's

1:17:12

play a game. You guess it by my face Alright,

1:17:14

you get the buck and I'm gonna try to have a

1:17:17

straight face for all of them, but still guess. Okay Andrew

1:17:20

first yeah, Andrew first want to talk through it

1:17:22

Andrew. I got you um Most

1:17:26

casual person Yeah,

1:17:29

it's over there. Oh this yeah,

1:17:31

he got me a car everybody Do

1:17:34

you like it? So

1:17:36

I know you guys got a new studio, so I got

1:17:39

you guys a camera light just in case you guys needed

1:17:41

another light And

1:17:43

then Everyone

1:17:49

look at the face observed

1:17:52

face, and then I got a Bobby

1:17:55

look at me. I got um I Got

1:17:58

four dollars in chips dollars

1:18:00

at the bike casino in

1:18:02

Bell Gardens and these three

1:18:04

are Hollywood Park that's kind of by where

1:18:07

the new Clippers play in Inglewood and you can use

1:18:09

those there. Thank you. I saw him fishing it out

1:18:11

of the trunk of it. On

1:18:16

my way in. Yeah. But I bought them for you.

1:18:18

No, you take these, right? Yeah.

1:18:22

I just decided to bring you give me

1:18:24

the gift. No, I want to know. No,

1:18:37

you can. All

1:18:39

right. Okay. I brought fruits

1:18:42

based on our culture. Ah,

1:18:45

fuck. Let's go. Oh, let's go. If

1:18:47

the pair is in there, it's a win. Oh, good.

1:18:51

Because I know he likes that. Korean pair.

1:18:54

Yeah. Yeah.

1:18:59

I got mango for Kalala. Yeah.

1:19:06

Yeah. Salama.

1:19:10

Another one. Orange

1:19:13

for the Chinese people. Yeah.

1:19:18

Basic. Great

1:19:21

gift. Oh, Mandarin. Oh, yeah. Mandarin. Mandarin

1:19:23

because I'm Mandarin. Thank you. That was

1:19:25

a very, very, very, very good gift.

1:19:28

Go ahead. I'm

1:19:30

going to describe my gift. No. Okay.

1:19:34

Whatever you want to do. Okay. Whatever you want to do.

1:19:36

There's a lot of high energy and

1:19:39

like a lot of like things, you

1:19:41

know, like chaotic energy sometimes in the

1:19:43

green room. So I just want to

1:19:45

bring a little bit of

1:19:47

peace and have a tea for everybody. This

1:19:50

is from your green room. Is

1:19:53

that it for a second? It's

1:19:55

not for me. Why would you say that? Has it been

1:19:57

used? Open it. Has it been used? Well,

1:20:00

it's from the green room. Look

1:20:04

at his face Jason, look at his face. What do

1:20:06

you think? It wasn't for a good reason.

1:20:08

You've never been to the green room. Jason,

1:20:11

I live here. This is

1:20:14

my fucking house. He's furious.

1:20:18

Give me a gift man. Where's

1:20:20

the gift? Not

1:20:22

cash. No, no, no. Honest,

1:20:26

let's be real. Let's

1:20:29

be real. I want you to be honest. I don't do a bit about

1:20:31

it. Did you not give

1:20:33

me a gift? Be honest. I

1:20:41

was gonna give it a gift. But

1:20:44

I gave you a gift though. Dan, Jason,

1:20:46

switch seats. Bring your

1:20:48

gift Dan. Dan,

1:21:01

Dan, Dan! Oh,

1:21:03

he wants an intro. Yeah, yeah,

1:21:06

yeah. Wow. Sit down

1:21:08

Dan. Careful Dan, you're gonna smash your food.

1:21:10

You smashed the food already dude. Okay,

1:21:13

so, letter? Well you wrote him a card and

1:21:15

a letter. So, Dan, sit down. He goes, tank

1:21:17

you. Very

1:21:19

funny. On sale 2469. Read

1:21:23

it. I'll read it to you. March, okay.

1:21:28

For having me on Tiger Belly, Bobby,

1:21:31

Colletta, Gilbert and George. Love Dan Ramos,

1:21:33

Dan Ramos. Aww. My

1:21:36

Halla Mark. It's

1:21:38

beautiful. Let's frame this. Yeah. Put

1:21:41

it on the ground. I'll put it on the ground.

1:21:43

And I got from notes that you love donuts. Yeah,

1:21:45

yeah, yeah. From windchills. Yeah,

1:21:47

fresh. Okay. The fresh

1:21:49

donuts. Shout out to Cambodians. Okay. Oh

1:21:52

yeah, you're gonna have to sign this hat. What?

1:21:56

So this is like later. Yes. Oh,

1:22:00

I mean, Bobby, show them. I

1:22:09

mean, oh, my. I

1:22:14

took a bus here. Okay.

1:22:17

You took a bus here. You

1:22:20

know, the bus means

1:22:22

the bus drop you off like a mile

1:22:24

away. It was worth it. Okay. You don't

1:22:26

have a car. No, dude. You know what?

1:22:29

Get a Uber home. Will

1:22:31

you do that? Buy a Uber home. No, I might go to the

1:22:33

store. So do you want to? No.

1:22:35

Let's do the store and then drop me

1:22:37

home after. Okay. No, you'll go. We'll drive

1:22:39

you to the store. All right, I got

1:22:41

more gifts for you, you idiot. Okay. All

1:22:43

right. So a while ago, you were like,

1:22:45

oh, fine. So this is like a quote.

1:22:48

Yeah, yeah. Oh, wow. Wow. Let me see. Let me

1:22:50

see. Let me see. Okay. And

1:22:53

I got gifts for the others too. So

1:22:55

here. Wow. Thank you, Dan. This one says

1:22:58

Bobby Lee's entourage list. Dan Ramos. I'm

1:23:01

going to read this. I know exactly who my

1:23:03

crew is. I'm going to use Dan Ramos. Dan

1:23:05

Ramos looks like a Filipino insect. This

1:23:08

dude looks like he hasn't taken a shower. I

1:23:10

got to have him on my entourage because people walk away.

1:23:13

Is that how you said on the podcast about you? Yeah, I

1:23:15

said that on the podcast. I printed it out and I sold

1:23:17

like two of those on Randy's site. Wow.

1:23:22

Really mean. I apologize.

1:23:24

I'm here. I

1:23:27

know. Dude. I know you're here. I

1:23:29

apologize. You know, Dan, I'll tell you something. Why?

1:23:31

All right. I don't want to give

1:23:34

you this California Raisin Man. I was thinking about it. I'm

1:23:36

like, nah, maybe? Yeah. Yeah, give it to

1:23:38

me. Give it to me. Dan, what about the voodoo doll? Give

1:23:40

me the California Raisin. This was

1:23:42

just a bit. Dan, Dan, I'm going to put it

1:23:44

right here just so it's on camera. Okay, cool. It'll

1:23:46

always be Dan Ramos' car. And also, you

1:23:48

guys, this is

1:23:51

a great one. It's a Supreme sticker,

1:23:53

but he crossed out the E and

1:23:55

had Supremos. So hi. Yeah,

1:23:57

I'm Dan Suprem. Ramos. Yeah,

1:23:59

yeah, yeah. Supremo's what's the open

1:24:01

for you again? You never did.

1:24:03

Yes. Yes. Yes. He did. Sorry about where we

1:24:05

he opened Irvine

1:24:16

Irvine about that Dan is that

1:24:18

that wasn't a Bobby choice. That was a me

1:24:21

choice. I Used to

1:24:23

choose Bobby's openers and I was like

1:24:25

I don't touch weird Filipino kid Okay,

1:24:28

it's this weird Filipino kid. Can you just put him up

1:24:30

real quick so I can see how he does and So

1:24:32

that was it. I literally don't remember So

1:24:37

you were booked on that's why he doesn't remember it

1:24:40

dad You

1:24:42

miss out on the first night and

1:24:44

then on the first show you came in you're like, hey, I'm

1:24:46

Bobby I'm like, I know man and you're all

1:24:48

frazzled and then I'm like and then you're like, what's the what

1:24:50

jokes? Did you do? I'm like for a minute. I pretended I

1:24:52

was you and You're like,

1:24:55

I don't do that. I'm like, okay Yeah,

1:24:58

and then that was it and then

1:25:00

um, listen, I have to apologize to

1:25:02

you something Dan, okay Yeah,

1:25:08

I always kick you with the scottish Back

1:25:16

kick him hard Do

1:25:18

a full-blown chest kick Was

1:25:21

around it was around us your legs I'm

1:25:24

so sorry. That's my bad.

1:25:26

No, that's that's my bet. It's because

1:25:28

it's Holly training. Yeah it yeah Well,

1:25:30

who's worse to you? Polly Shore me

1:25:36

He told me not to say this but yeah, yeah He

1:25:39

told me that everything you've ever done to people

1:25:41

is from through him. Yes. Thank you

1:25:43

So all that all this stuff is through

1:25:45

him. So it's mm-hmm. It's him.

1:25:47

Yeah, it's him. Yeah. Yeah What is he Leslie's

1:25:49

gift? Yeah, go ahead Leslie. Sorry. Sorry Great

1:25:53

segue Leslie please.

1:25:56

Okay. So this is what I was told to I

1:25:59

on my birthday Happy

1:26:02

birthday by the way. Wow

1:26:06

nice bag. I love him. He loves

1:26:08

notebook. Best gift

1:26:10

so far. That's

1:26:15

great. I should do that

1:26:18

more often. You're right. Thank

1:26:26

you Leslie. Leslie Lau.

1:26:29

Very good gift. So

1:26:33

I'm going to have... Happy

1:26:36

birthday. Thank you for my gift. Happy

1:26:38

birthday to everybody. So Dan,

1:26:41

I want to say welcome

1:26:44

to Tiger Belly. I

1:26:46

know you're a fan. We love you. We

1:26:51

like you. No, you're interesting to me.

1:26:54

No, you're really interesting to me. There's something about

1:26:57

you, I swear to God, there's something really odd

1:26:59

about you that I relate to as well. And

1:27:02

I'm just trying to... I hate you a little bit because I

1:27:04

want you to get stronger. And I

1:27:06

think that your stand up is very

1:27:08

more Rick Glassman-y, more experimental. You really

1:27:10

are. But I think that... More

1:27:13

of a Kaufman kind of a thing. He does

1:27:15

weird things on stage. I think he's important to comedy. I

1:27:19

think you're very important to comedy. And

1:27:22

don't cry, please don't cry. It'll make

1:27:24

me do this. But thanks

1:27:28

for being here. You know what, I'll be honest with you,

1:27:30

you weren't going to talk at all. My

1:27:32

whole plan was not to have him talk at

1:27:34

all at any moment. But Jason just... Jason

1:27:37

fucking pissed me the fuck

1:27:40

off, dude. He's like the long two that's really fucked

1:27:42

up. You're out with

1:27:44

me right now, dude. You're out. That's so rude. I

1:27:47

didn't even know Leslie that well and

1:27:49

she got me a fucking The Best

1:27:51

Gift you could possibly get. Mindful. Thank

1:27:53

you so much. May

1:27:56

you rise above Sherry Kola. No,

1:28:00

no one claps for that. No

1:28:02

one claps for that. Dude,

1:28:04

I mean whoever. Whoever. That's

1:28:06

your homie too. Yeah, I love that. What

1:28:09

do you mean, what the f- What? Yeah,

1:28:11

yeah, yeah. What you

1:28:13

mean? I was trying to hang out

1:28:15

with you. I have emails

1:28:17

and- Yeah, I- You're the

1:28:19

coolest on top of the rise. You know

1:28:21

what I mean? I'm just saying, me, you know what I mean? A

1:28:23

rise above it. Andrew, you're my mom's favorite comic. Do you

1:28:26

know that? Really? Because

1:28:28

she saw you open for at the Tiger Belly. Oh, that's awesome. And so now she

1:28:30

tracks everything you're on. You know, thank you. That's

1:28:32

awesome. Shout out to Kalamazmo. But I'll say this, you

1:28:34

know, you were asking the chemical makeup of our shows.

1:28:36

Yeah. Mine is like the majority

1:28:38

of my shows, like it's like 45 to 85 percent empty

1:28:41

seats. What

1:28:45

do you mean? Nobody, nobody. I

1:28:47

don't understand what you mean by that. It's a new Lopez show.

1:28:50

Nobody, nobody comes to

1:28:52

the show. Yeah. When you do stand up. I don't

1:28:55

have any Asian people come. Oh yeah, but the people

1:28:57

come though, no? No, no one comes. No. Yeah.

1:29:01

I mean, what is your I know I guess. Yeah. What is

1:29:03

your deck? What is your draw like right now, Andrea?

1:29:06

Asian, white. No, but how many

1:29:08

people come? Oh, I could. It's

1:29:16

in the Midwest. Nobody. Uh huh. Yeah.

1:29:20

Yeah. LA. LA.

1:29:23

They'll get the. They'll come. And then

1:29:25

they're like, oh, but the most important thing. I

1:29:27

say to everyone in this room, right, is

1:29:30

we're aware of you. Wait,

1:29:33

that sounds mean. No, no, no, no.

1:29:35

What I'm saying is no, no, no,

1:29:37

if I know what I'm

1:29:39

saying is if I'm in, I'm with Margaret

1:29:41

show, if I'm with, you know what I

1:29:44

mean? Anybody that's older and more established, right?

1:29:46

You guys are in our, you know

1:29:49

what I mean? Sight. Like what

1:29:51

you guys are in our world. You're watching us. We're watching

1:29:53

you and going, wow, this is the next generation and we

1:29:55

can't wait. You know, was there anyone

1:29:57

that said that? I do. No, that's why I do

1:29:59

it. Nobody did that to me.

1:30:02

What Margaret Conner did, you know what I mean, she

1:30:04

in probably 2005, 2006, I

1:30:10

was playing a place called Dublin's and I

1:30:12

got off stage and Margaret was there and

1:30:15

she grabbed me by my wrist and

1:30:17

pulled me outside and she goes, I've always wanted to

1:30:19

meet you. And that's why I came

1:30:22

because I saw you advertise for the show. And

1:30:24

it was a magical moment for me. And it

1:30:26

was like really, and Tamaya Otsuki, although she's eating

1:30:28

cats now. Where

1:30:31

is Tamaya Otsuki? In Hawaii?

1:30:33

Yeah, we gotta find her. Wasn't

1:30:35

she just in LA recently? No, we gotta find

1:30:37

her. You guys know who she is? Yeah, but

1:30:40

I've been freaking her about it. You

1:30:42

know about her? I think you told me about her. Yeah, yeah,

1:30:44

yeah. They're not gonna end up like

1:30:46

her, Bobby, right? What? Not gonna end up

1:30:48

like her. Wait, can we do a documentary on her? I feel like she was so

1:30:50

legendary. She's a legendary person. She's like one of

1:30:52

the OGs. Yeah, what? As it doesn't know. I

1:30:55

don't know if this is true. I

1:30:58

don't know if this is true. And

1:31:02

I don't want it to be true, but I think it might be

1:31:04

true. Okay, so

1:31:06

back in the day, when

1:31:08

I was working at the comedy store, we used to have a

1:31:10

yearbook. Have you seen the comedy store yearbook? If

1:31:14

you go to the main room and ask them whoever's

1:31:17

working there, go, hey, can you give me

1:31:19

a yearbook? And you can see

1:31:21

it, they'll send it to you. There's thousands of

1:31:23

them backstage. I mean, back in the

1:31:26

offices that no one looks at. Anyway, there was a

1:31:28

yearbook. And if you look at the yearbook, there's classes.

1:31:31

So then as a young guy in 2000, in 1995, when

1:31:35

I was at the Lowell Comedy Store, we had a yearbook there,

1:31:37

so I would look through the pages to

1:31:40

see anything remotely Asian in the

1:31:42

past. And you would see

1:31:44

too, you would see Johnny Yoon, and

1:31:47

you saw Tamayo Atsuki. And so

1:31:49

then when I became a regular at the store,

1:31:52

I was still living in San Diego, Mitzi paired

1:31:54

me with Tamayo, she headlined or whatever.

1:31:57

And so I got, she taught me a couple

1:31:59

of good things. things. She

1:32:01

said when she saw my act and this is she

1:32:03

goes you should have in

1:32:05

your setup you had to change your setups I don't want to

1:32:08

do her accent you have to change your setups like a white

1:32:10

because your setups are degrading

1:32:12

to us as Asians you're

1:32:14

saying it like a white person would right she

1:32:17

goes you can do the same punch I

1:32:19

but switch it and make it more positive like

1:32:21

for instance I'll give you an example like Asians have

1:32:24

small guys that small things right it's more like Asian

1:32:26

guys have small things but that's a good thing because

1:32:28

we do this with it you mean

1:32:31

you know me like make it more positive you

1:32:33

mean it's a degrading and then

1:32:35

I didn't see her she got on

1:32:37

a sitcom oh she did oh yeah

1:32:39

if you look up to my out suki sitcom she's

1:32:41

on like this you know I

1:32:43

mean like a NBC ABC sitcom it got cancelled

1:32:46

and then I didn't see her in 20 25 years and I was

1:32:50

walking down sunset and

1:32:52

I see this old air Asian lady and she comes

1:32:54

up to me she goes me tomorrow and

1:32:57

I go what the fuck and she goes I

1:32:59

live in the jungles of Hawaii and

1:33:02

she saw me photos and she goes I

1:33:04

hunt cats and

1:33:07

I go why she goes I eat them if

1:33:10

you saw me show me some photos I

1:33:13

feel like a digital camera just took a crazy

1:33:15

turn help

1:33:18

me with my punch line yeah yeah how

1:33:21

old would she be now I don't know

1:33:23

probably in her 60s we have to find

1:33:25

her I know I know she's she lives

1:33:27

in Hawaii always in Hawaii find her I

1:33:29

want to find her way way way open for you what get who

1:33:31

gives a

1:33:35

fuck about comedy wait this lady just is in

1:33:37

the jungle eating cats with

1:33:39

like so I googled it right and it says there

1:33:41

was a one little thing where it's like tomorrow a

1:33:43

suki eats cats that's aside from are

1:33:46

you that was a ball egg thing on no

1:33:48

I'll I'm gonna show you something I'm

1:33:50

gonna show you something I'm gonna look at

1:33:52

okay so what's up I am I oh

1:33:54

tomorrow now right okey

1:33:57

I see what what is that what What

1:34:00

are we gonna watch what are we gonna watch it's

1:34:02

not a video screen, but is there something that says

1:34:04

that you eat them? Yeah, that's her I

1:34:08

got a bad feeling Let

1:34:12

me find it whoa if there's just

1:34:14

there's something in that that little thing

1:34:16

that you showed that thumbnail Underneath it says something

1:34:18

about her eating cats or something What

1:34:22

does it say end up comic Tamayo Suki eats

1:34:24

cat alive in jungle? I

1:34:30

have three cats upstairs He

1:34:37

told me that and then obviously that's online

1:34:41

Why what are you gonna defend I'm saying like I

1:34:43

swear to God there's McDonald's out there, too I mean

1:34:45

she could just go there I know but

1:34:47

like is it like out of a necessity thing where

1:34:49

she needs a protein and she's just really like destitute

1:34:51

somewhere And the cat just happens to be a source

1:34:53

of protein. Is it one of those or it's like

1:34:55

she has a thing for cats She was on sunset

1:34:58

though. I know what the hell In

1:35:01

LA so she's visiting LA She

1:35:04

was Sam kinnises girlfriend she was

1:35:07

Sam kinnises girlfriend. Yes, I Have

1:35:10

to find this lady. She lived in Crest Hill,

1:35:12

which is the comedy store house that people used

1:35:14

to live in She's a legend if you go

1:35:17

in the OR, you know those neon names that

1:35:19

are in the OR. She's one of the

1:35:21

names Can we have

1:35:23

a Tamayo Suki shrine in I don't

1:35:25

know yet, let's find out what happened to her for But

1:35:28

my point is that you know, it's like the

1:35:30

whaling dude. There's like I love that I love

1:35:33

that movie. Yeah, kind of scary something scary. Yeah,

1:35:35

I think she'd be a great person to do

1:35:37

a documentary on hmm Andrew yin

1:35:40

I'm totally in I do this is actually going

1:35:42

back to the heartfelt new generation thing Yeah, I

1:35:44

want to give a shout out to all these

1:35:46

people because they let me open for them And

1:35:48

I do want to say that I feel like

1:35:51

because we have a community Hopefully

1:35:53

we don't end up like that Being

1:36:00

my friend and like looking out for me. Yeah.

1:36:04

Well, that's what's so Andrea right

1:36:06

has had this paranoia. Every

1:36:09

time I run into it, she always goes, am I going to end up like

1:36:11

two? There's

1:36:14

a fear. So do you have a fear? Like

1:36:16

what's that about? When I have that

1:36:18

fear, it's whenever something like,

1:36:21

you know, when you're slapping your wings, it's

1:36:23

whenever I break my wing. Oh,

1:36:26

you fear that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I thought you were

1:36:28

gonna say every time I drive by a cat, my

1:36:31

stomach growls. It growls.

1:36:37

Yeah. But, um, but we still

1:36:39

don't know what we don't know. We don't know what we don't

1:36:42

know, but I want to say something about Tamayo. She

1:36:44

was hilarious on stage, although she wore

1:36:46

kimono, which was like,

1:36:48

but she's from Japan. She had an accent.

1:36:51

So, and you know, Johnny Yoon and

1:36:53

her really relied on really old school accents

1:36:56

to get laughs. Maybe you said she had

1:36:58

an accent already. Yeah, but sort of Johnny,

1:37:00

but they, you know, Johnny would insentuate his.

1:37:03

It's like he would, his opening line was. And

1:37:09

it would get like a two minute applause break. Damn.

1:37:13

They didn't need punch lines back then. They could just, I

1:37:15

miss that. I miss you. Like,

1:37:18

I want to like, I'm like, I'm fucking going up in

1:37:20

a gee and shit next time. Dude,

1:37:23

I'll chill, bro. Yeah.

1:37:27

But it's, it's been my age. I was,

1:37:29

you know, cause I met Johnny Yoon too.

1:37:31

So it's like, um, I

1:37:33

sort of was in between almost

1:37:36

like I kind of witnessed a little bit

1:37:38

of that old school, how they were treated.

1:37:41

You know, cause I've, you know, getting one on now, but you

1:37:43

know, getting from long, you know, he was

1:37:45

long took dong on 16 candles. You

1:37:47

know, I've had conversations about him about, I

1:37:50

go, people make fun of you for doing 16

1:37:52

candles. He's like, that was the

1:37:54

only audition we had in six years. Of

1:37:57

course we all wanted to do it because the only

1:37:59

thing. available. So

1:38:01

you have to pay homage to

1:38:04

these guys that did that for

1:38:06

us. And it's like I'm

1:38:08

riding on your guys' coattails. I

1:38:11

feel like I'm not old enough

1:38:13

where I'm like I can't work and

1:38:16

I've been able to like me and Margaret talk

1:38:18

about it because Margaret's working all the time acting.

1:38:22

We don't know what that's like. So

1:38:25

it's like we're now doing it and like thank

1:38:27

God we're still alive and still

1:38:29

able to take advantage of the

1:38:31

change in Hollywood. Can I ask you a

1:38:33

question? Yeah. What is one thing that you

1:38:35

think the new generation, our generation that annoys

1:38:37

you that we wish we would do differently?

1:38:40

No, nothing annoys me.

1:38:44

I look at you guys and I go I

1:38:47

get jealous because

1:38:49

it's like that wasn't my experience.

1:38:52

My experience was like you know I remember I'm not gonna say who

1:38:55

but I was at the car. Yeah. No.

1:38:57

You'll believe it? So they know. Yeah,

1:39:01

cover your mouth. You gotta blink out of this.

1:39:03

This is live. I know it's not live. I

1:39:06

mean it's

1:39:11

for me. Put it in the Patreon. You

1:39:15

watch the show. Dude, yeah. Edit it. This

1:39:17

is the first time you get to see

1:39:19

the little kid. I'm serious. That was beautiful.

1:39:21

So like you know there was

1:39:24

like would walk up to

1:39:30

me and go, yo man Asians

1:39:32

ain't funny dude. You guys aren't funny.

1:39:35

You guys don't have it. That's funny. What?

1:39:39

And I would sit there you know I mean the comedy

1:39:42

store patio. What?

1:39:44

In my 20s you know I mean. And I

1:39:47

go I guess we

1:39:49

don't. But then I would go up

1:39:51

on stage. I remember one time Jamie

1:39:53

Masada. I was a

1:39:55

kid and he put me after rock and Martin

1:39:58

Lawrence all these guys. show

1:40:00

up and I look at the lineup and I'm like, dude,

1:40:02

like I don't have a car like I barely

1:40:04

got here. I can't

1:40:07

even eat. And

1:40:09

why'd you put me up after all these guys? And he goes,

1:40:11

I want to you have to learn to do it. And

1:40:14

I think you can. And so when I went

1:40:16

up on stage, and I was able to get laughs after these guys,

1:40:18

I was like, it was, you know,

1:40:20

I'm glad all that happened, because it proved it made

1:40:23

me want to prove a point. And

1:40:25

Joe Coyle was like that, too. Joe was a beast.

1:40:28

You know what I mean? And we had to get

1:40:35

laughs without being funny looking or

1:40:38

any of those things. So it's

1:40:40

like, I

1:40:42

think Margaret was our beacon. Yeah,

1:40:44

for sure. Margaret was the beacon. Yeah.

1:40:46

She without her. And also

1:40:49

Steve Park a little bit because you know, I love

1:40:51

Steve Park as well. You know him? You

1:40:54

ever see in living color? He was the guy,

1:41:00

he was in Fargo. And he played that

1:41:02

guy that Asian guy that meets Francis McDormand

1:41:04

at the hotel. Yeah, I'm so lonely. He

1:41:06

kills it in that. Yeah. But you know,

1:41:09

when I tell Steve I go those parts

1:41:11

and those what you represented was everything because

1:41:13

you seem like somebody that was more like

1:41:15

my kind of Asian that was just like

1:41:18

American born. We liked the

1:41:20

Velvet Underground and Scorsese movies and

1:41:22

like normal shit. And it's like,

1:41:24

and I didn't get it. Yeah,

1:41:26

I do accent sometimes. But I

1:41:29

think it's just I was like, I think it's just like a tradition to

1:41:31

do it. I think I think that's the most annoying thing that I see

1:41:33

some of you guys see this in some of the people in our class

1:41:35

where it's like, you

1:41:37

know, you'll see somebody that was born in America.

1:41:40

That's Asian. And then when they get an opportunity

1:41:42

to write a script or do a joke, they're

1:41:44

wearing like a fucking barangue or like,

1:41:46

you know, no, dude, you

1:41:48

are like fucking vans growing up. Like all of a

1:41:50

sudden you have like you get into Hollywood and then

1:41:52

you turn into Asian face. Yeah, on top of your

1:41:54

Asian face. But don't you think it's changing? I mean,

1:41:56

you look at Sonny and Gene Hong and these guys.

1:41:59

It is. It is. It is changing but I think

1:42:01

the thing that you have to be wary of though is,

1:42:03

I mean you get this I think

1:42:05

a lot, is the first one through the wallow gets bloody

1:42:07

and then everybody else starts to just take your blood from

1:42:09

you. So the biggest fear I hear

1:42:11

is that I just hear everybody pitching, I want to

1:42:13

do a show where I don't talk about being Asian

1:42:15

but they're not ever pitching a show, they just saw

1:42:17

Sunny do it. I

1:42:19

think that is the most annoying

1:42:21

thing. But I'm happy Sunny did. One

1:42:24

of the most annoying things that have happened to

1:42:26

me recently is when a couple years ago

1:42:28

I pitched a show and the person that

1:42:31

I was pitching it with, the show

1:42:33

never got picked up. And

1:42:37

admittedly the

1:42:39

pilot itself was not very strong. Great

1:42:42

show though. Yeah, great show.

1:42:45

But then when he got rejected he was like

1:42:47

I'm going to put this tweet out. Thankfully I

1:42:50

was like no you're not going to put that

1:42:52

tweet out. And he basically wanted to say and

1:42:54

announce to the world that HBO and all of

1:42:56

these networks denied a queer,

1:42:58

Asian, so and so. And

1:43:01

he put all his labels up front as

1:43:03

if the rejection was because he was Asian

1:43:05

and not because it just

1:43:08

wasn't great. And

1:43:10

that sort of really annoyed me because I'm like it sort

1:43:13

of speaks to what you're saying about like

1:43:15

hey that doesn't need to be the label

1:43:17

up front. Sometimes we just

1:43:19

put out shit work and that's okay. It

1:43:22

doesn't need to be, the rejection isn't because

1:43:24

we're Asian, it's just shitty. Yeah, I think

1:43:26

it's kind of like the note that

1:43:28

you got from the Catwoman

1:43:30

is like what's her name? Tomayatsuki.

1:43:34

Catwoman, oh my god. I believe that.

1:43:36

I believe that. I believe that. That's

1:43:40

a good title for the doc. Yes Andrew.

1:43:43

I'm writing it down at my new station in iPad.

1:43:45

I'm being real. It's a great

1:43:47

documentary. I know, I'm on it. I am

1:43:49

on it. If anyone feels my idea, this

1:43:51

is on record. You can play the penguin. Down

1:43:54

around with comedy. Down

1:43:58

around with comedy. How do

1:44:00

you feel about switching? Come on, Rita. How do you

1:44:02

feel about switching, buddy? Dude,

1:44:05

honestly, he'd kill it at the penguin. Yeah,

1:44:07

thank you, Leslie. Like, for real. Thank

1:44:09

you, Leslie. I don't think you would be mad to be cast

1:44:11

as penguin. I think you would be like that.

1:44:13

It's not that. It's the way he said it. You're right. Because

1:44:15

I know casting. Who

1:44:17

would you be, bitch? The pink. Who would you be?

1:44:20

Play face. All right. What was the movie I did that you

1:44:22

were trying to pitch me? Are

1:44:24

we going to do this? I'm so

1:44:27

curious. Because I'm saying no. Dude, I'm

1:44:29

not doing it. No, you don't even

1:44:31

know. You're a goose? My goose. Like, can you do,

1:44:33

can you do? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm coming.

1:44:35

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude. You

1:44:39

want to know? You're

1:44:41

blowing this moment. Let's

1:44:44

go. We're at the end. Go ahead. I'm going to

1:44:46

the end. Basically, it's about the life of the first

1:44:48

Asian-American dude that won a Grammy and Larry. Ramos

1:44:50

looks exactly like me. OK? He

1:44:53

started off in the 60s. Only

1:44:56

Asian dude out of a folk band of nine white

1:44:59

folks, he quits the band because he

1:45:01

wants to take care of his family. Long story short, there's a

1:45:03

scene of him headlining the

1:45:05

Playboy Club, Asian-American dude Filipino guy. You

1:45:07

know who was his opener? Pat

1:45:10

Morita. Wow. And

1:45:13

you're going to do a whole movie about that one show?

1:45:15

Yeah. I

1:45:17

already wrote it, dude. Oh, that's the guy.

1:45:19

Wow. I've been Dan Ramos Larry.

1:45:21

You don't look like him. You don't look like him.

1:45:23

Dude, you don't want to see him like that. Fuck

1:45:25

up. You don't want to see him?

1:45:29

Hilario. Yeah, yeah, yeah. D. Yeah,

1:45:32

yeah. Ramos. Relax, dude. Dude, I'm

1:45:34

telling you. I'm telling you

1:45:36

right now. You're energy right now. Out of pocket.

1:45:38

It's out of pocket, dude. You're doing too much,

1:45:40

dude. My hands are wet. I didn't want to

1:45:43

get into it. It's a whole thing. Anyway. Not

1:45:45

a bad idea. I did. Not a bad idea.

1:45:47

We'll do this documentary first. I do have a

1:45:49

question for everybody, though. All right. Before

1:45:52

we go, though, first thing that's been long, how long have we been

1:45:54

done? Almost two hours. We've never

1:45:56

done that before. Well, I have. We've never done

1:45:58

that. We've never done that. We'll talk about

1:46:00

that in a while. Do

1:46:04

you want to switch Jason? I have a question

1:46:06

for everybody that I want an answer to. Okay. So

1:46:09

far in comedy, your journeys so far

1:46:11

at this age, what has been the

1:46:13

lowest and highest point? Ooh.

1:46:17

Should we start with Jason? Your

1:46:19

worst moment and then your most painful moment

1:46:21

in comedy so far. I just want

1:46:23

to say... Jesus Christ. I just want to say nobody

1:46:26

has done more worst shows than I have in this

1:46:28

room, for sure. Why do you say that? There's

1:46:30

no way. There's no way. Yeah. Right.

1:46:33

That's not true at all. Okay.

1:46:37

I've done way worse. Okay. No.

1:46:41

Why do you say it? Because I'm like a laundromat.

1:46:44

I'm at like, I perform on top of

1:46:46

five play clubs. I did fucking... Yeah,

1:46:48

me too. ...folks, homes. Trivel runs, do

1:46:50

you know what those are? Yeah, I did triple runs

1:46:52

back in the day when triple was a thing. Yeah,

1:46:54

I did it too. All right. Well then

1:46:56

let's move on. Wait, but

1:46:58

Jason, high points. Tiger

1:47:04

belly. Yeah. Oh

1:47:06

my God, dude. Wow.

1:47:09

I just want to... Hold on. I

1:47:11

just want to say, but Ronnie

1:47:14

Cheng gave me an opportunity first. Ronnie.

1:47:17

Ronnie. Ronnie. Ronnie.

1:47:19

Ronnie the best. Ronnie the best.

1:47:22

Ronnie. But

1:47:25

I just want to say thank you for letting

1:47:27

me open for you. And

1:47:29

also, I feel your love on the

1:47:31

inside. And it's an

1:47:34

onion on the inside. Let him

1:47:36

go. And Bobby's... You

1:47:38

feel Bobby on the inside? Yeah. He

1:47:41

feels him inside of me. His soul and it's an

1:47:43

onion. I don't understand what the fuck is happening here.

1:47:45

Like, you're not like this at all. I know. What

1:47:47

do you mean? Exactly. Andrew,

1:47:50

call it out. Call it out. Call it out. Like,

1:47:53

did you take too much Adderall? Like, what's... You're not like

1:47:55

this at all. I'm just

1:47:57

trying to say a true thing in my

1:47:59

heart. You said the highest point of

1:48:01

your career is Tiger belly. You're like only

1:48:03

being so weird right now. No, no, no.

1:48:05

That is true because this is a like

1:48:08

really nice thing that... I see something born

1:48:10

here. What? A

1:48:12

war between you two. Dude, I'm gonna

1:48:14

fuck it. I'm gonna fuck it. Bro,

1:48:16

bro, I tell you what, dog. Bro,

1:48:18

next time you see me on an

1:48:20

audition, stay in your car, dog. Oh!

1:48:24

Oh, you're gonna get it. This guy? I'm

1:48:27

telling you, Jason, Jason's my favorite comment. Jason's my favorite comment.

1:48:29

He knows this. He knows this. Thank you for letting me

1:48:31

open for you, Jason. No,

1:48:35

but really, I'm trying to be sincere,

1:48:37

seriously. I know you are. And I really, really appreciate it.

1:48:40

We're gonna get you in front of more cameras so you're

1:48:42

better in front of cameras. You

1:48:45

are the funny, you are the funny. Those are

1:48:47

fucking war work. I do. We're in a room

1:48:49

full of... Dude, you're right... Shut

1:48:52

up, man. Where is he going?

1:48:55

Bobby, switch... When

1:48:57

can we switch? No, you don't get

1:48:59

to switch. I

1:49:02

don't think that's happening today. You're not gonna get

1:49:04

closer to me, dude. Yeah,

1:49:06

as close as you get, dude.

1:49:09

You wanna... No, we're not switching, dude. I

1:49:11

wanna feel your knees. No, no, no, we're

1:49:13

not doing that. Yeah, we're

1:49:15

not doing that. So let's plug everyone... We

1:49:18

hang on, I wanna hear everyone's name. Oh, yeah, go ahead.

1:49:20

Lois and highest point in your career, thus far. My

1:49:23

Lois will help redeem Jason Chenney. Jason

1:49:25

Chenney let me open for him one night.

1:49:28

He was headlining. And no one was

1:49:30

there to see me. They were there to see him. I

1:49:33

did very poorly where

1:49:35

someone in the show heckled me and

1:49:37

said, your jokes aren't good. Like

1:49:39

verbatim. Not a boo. He

1:49:42

was like, your jokes are bad. And

1:49:45

I was like, wow, dude. Yeah, were they?

1:49:49

No. Okay, okay, good, good, good. In

1:49:52

my opinion, no. You're great. Thank

1:49:54

you. So it was so bad.

1:49:56

And I felt so upset that I was

1:49:58

ruining the show. for Jason because

1:50:01

it was on my show it's Jason's show and

1:50:03

I'm like I'm ruining this night this is terrible

1:50:05

and I um apologized to you and

1:50:07

you're like don't worry about it and

1:50:09

then Jason went up go there and bomb

1:50:12

no no no no you went up and

1:50:14

everyone you fixed it like I

1:50:16

was like there's no coming back from from what

1:50:18

I just did like I I just annihilated the

1:50:21

plate in a bad way there's no one can

1:50:23

save this and you did you did an hour

1:50:25

and also defended me and you were like okay

1:50:28

no to the to

1:50:33

the heckler he was like what the fuck did you say to

1:50:35

my friend yeah who are you but it but in a

1:50:38

way so so and then crushed it okay for very

1:50:40

so so that was that I don't believe cut

1:50:44

that out cut that out that's what's

1:50:46

the highest point highest point honestly

1:50:48

yeah not to steal Jason's but like

1:50:51

the fact that you even know who we

1:50:53

are yeah take

1:50:55

it no no and and I I've been

1:50:57

getting um you know message

1:50:59

it like Ronnie Chang is so nice

1:51:01

like like I feel like Ronnie Chang

1:51:03

Jimmy Ali dare

1:51:05

I say Ali Wong like like giving

1:51:08

blessings yeah it's like I

1:51:11

don't even I don't even know you know

1:51:14

what I mean like if they even know who

1:51:16

we are that's very very yeah and you are

1:51:18

you are very nice to me even though one

1:51:21

one time oh here we go I

1:51:23

just want to be let's go we're

1:51:25

real let's be honest here we go let's go birthday

1:51:28

it's her birthday so kind to me yeah the one

1:51:30

time in the main room green room you did uh

1:51:33

tackle me oh wait wait

1:51:35

wait I know that's probably

1:51:37

it probably comes off as a negative but

1:51:40

he only does that to people he really

1:51:42

like comfortable with and that's how I interpreted

1:51:44

it that's what it was you

1:51:46

immediately there's no interpretation you immediately started wrestling

1:51:48

me to assert dominance which

1:51:50

I respect yeah and I and I want

1:51:53

you to know I respect especially with

1:51:55

female comics Candace it's

1:51:57

like you do that kind of arm he does like the It's

1:52:00

like a yeah, it's like a fake. It's kind of like a

1:52:02

little rush. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah It's not a

1:52:05

it's it's more of a playful thing though I

1:52:07

said, but I feel like you only do that

1:52:09

to women I kick you I Only

1:52:13

kick you like he actually assaults

1:52:15

you I don't

1:52:18

like you. I I don't fuck with I

1:52:20

don't there's no eye contact There's nothing true

1:52:22

right? You know, I fuck with people. I like

1:52:24

I mean I like everyone in this room No,

1:52:30

because we were at the I Well,

1:52:35

I just I just want to be authentic person

1:52:37

as well. Sorry We

1:52:39

were at the hotel with Andrea and then

1:52:42

there was like a bunch of people you're so nice

1:52:44

to all your fans. Yeah, very good Yes,

1:52:46

but the thing is like you were you wanted to

1:52:48

leave I could tell in your face But

1:52:51

then you didn't you didn't like do anything

1:52:54

To like tell him to go away and then

1:52:56

I didn't know if it was my place to be like Oh should

1:52:58

I tell him to go with because you wanted to go to sleep?

1:53:00

So I just want to say that Um, you

1:53:03

fuck with people that you don't like to Cut

1:53:07

the fuck up for you know, I report, you

1:53:09

know honestly dude, I was

1:53:11

fearing Dan Ramos. It's

1:53:13

you're the one You're

1:53:15

the one I shouldn't invite it You're the one

1:53:17

that should have sat there. All right, you have no idea

1:53:19

what the fuck you're talking about You're

1:53:22

like you're to come to tooth ratio in your

1:53:24

mouth Is to fucking

1:53:26

fucked up right switch that

1:53:28

around right? Oh, just fucking mouth one I'm

1:53:32

sorry. I'm sorry. Here's what I

1:53:34

want to tell you Jenny Okay,

1:53:36

is is that when it comes to Asian

1:53:39

comics is what I'm on to say not

1:53:41

fans. Let's move on Go

1:53:43

ahead Dan. I am low low. Oh

1:53:45

my god. Oh When

1:53:47

I first got the red light at yucky ox

1:53:50

that is that destroyed me in like 2004

1:53:54

from Canada and then I didn't do

1:53:56

stand up like three years But

1:53:59

I did like Second City stuff in Toronto. So

1:54:03

that was like a low life, but I kind of... You get laid. Like,

1:54:06

what are we talking about? Do you want

1:54:08

to... We talking machines or real people? I

1:54:14

met you when your girlfriend was at the show that you were for

1:54:16

Bobby. Yeah, yeah. Yeah,

1:54:20

you do. You do. Remember that time...

1:54:22

Okay, so Bobby invited me to Tiger

1:54:24

Vayner like three years ago. He popped

1:54:26