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Ep 348: Comedy is Violent

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Ep 348: Comedy is Violent

Ep 348: Comedy is Violent

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Wednesday, 18th May 2022
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Hey guys we know why you're here you

0:02

want to know what happened after the podcast last

0:05

week so here is a quick follow up

0:07

to that episode as. of today

0:09

we have not seen said three hundred pages of

0:11

documents after the podcast we

0:13

were shown couple of zoomed in screenshots

0:15

of source code with no context

0:18

or email addresses in the corner one screenshot

0:20

and the name robert lee on the corner of another screenshot

0:23

when we asked him who sent these to him he

0:25

said brian we didn't ask to be connected

0:27

to his team directly to get further clarity

0:29

and he assured us that he would make that happen we

0:32

followed up with him for the next three days and finally

0:34

on thursday we received text from

0:36

bread and saying because team would prefer to

0:38

handle this issue in house and does not

0:40

feel comfortable sharing information with tiger belly

0:44

The recap we. have not received

0:46

any substantial evidence regarding the accusations

0:49

we have not been in contact with contact team always

0:51

seen are some screenshots center brendan

0:53

from brian cowen for hoping to get some

0:55

closure on this but that's probably not

0:57

going to happen the good news is

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1:52

know, abundance of your body mass though? As

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1:57

face so from that photo shoot

1:59

with your your. They feel good so good

2:01

on well with a who took the longest

2:03

for that photos to get the saw.

2:06

There's your monitor the do ga like

2:08

Dorsey, according to everyone I did, don't

2:10

have to go you up, you know couldn't men are getting things

2:12

you did didn't. It

2:14

was too.

2:16

The not heart that much of a just,

2:19

not how to look right that's what I try to do with my said

2:21

what I'm gonna save between a bully him and was

2:23

an awesome what else they came out sound like certain

2:26

somebody or as. just

2:28

looks like it and it just have the whole of i've run

2:30

on it

2:31

We okay so we should probably let the audience

2:33

know that we're really only an.

2:36

hour or two hours away from having

2:38

done the shut up

2:39

Yet to be unfair to change your clothes I change my clothes

2:41

or our luggage jelly beans or,

2:43

it so are the outfit the outfit

2:45

What did okay well honestly we were?

2:48

at him and we all agree that we would probably have

2:50

probably debrief at the so The of each other or. Yeah,

2:54

okay, or it, so you know, on? I

2:56

have to say.

2:58

In terms of uncomfortable podcast episode

3:00

of my life, or right? That

3:03

rivaled the Carlos been c. o.

3:05

The cosmic,

3:08

your before me very uncomfortable

3:10

because I love. Nadja,

3:13

remain at all. The typical.

3:15

The experience this was. Get

3:17

it is uncomfortable, I.

3:19

I never observed something about

3:21

saw that this is not a negative thing is that when

3:23

the cameras are on, he really is sort

3:26

of he has an air about him that is.

3:28

The certain way the winner cameras

3:30

are off because he stayed for. Another,

3:34

our off Gregory, great conversation

3:36

here. "A lot more relaxed and a lot more

3:38

human and lot more he was

3:40

like by down to earth then

3:42

he would seem on the.

3:43

Mm, thick, big, sweetie pie

3:45

specific.

3:47

By this now because

3:49

he has to go to the bathroom, spicy, relaxing

3:51

about it, and he took place.

3:53

One minute and I don't ask him clear nervous

3:55

poop, no, don't like where you're going or.

3:58

The or okay. The burger. That

4:00

when you stayed in our ass there.

4:02

Where he buries arbor allow it so of

4:05

horses, are either,

4:07

of hey let's

4:10

think that's her or a gala things that are it's so

4:13

You observed I'm in our podcast from

4:15

where we generally do all our gossip, the and

4:17

right? Did you see him bug anything?

4:20

What do you with people he stayed for exactly an

4:22

hour and a half extra? Yeah, was great

4:24

any can only eat. He

4:26

would it's so, yeah.

4:28

So. Your theory is the he bugged our

4:30

guest bathroom now that the

4:32

a lot I'm he was alone them when they are going and would

4:34

have your the liam only one who. Told me

4:36

about your monitors are talked about Brandon

4:39

Saad in the guest bathroom is only seven times

4:42

though, he has no doubt that I have never

4:45

of months I've never. Had any conversations?

4:48

anybody in that area think about it and

4:50

weaver said anything about anyone anything about bathroom

4:52

But, you know how budding technology works, what if it's

4:54

able to like, listen to us upstairs and everywhere?

4:57

Oh that's bugging technology and eighty.

5:00

five such five don't know it's

5:02

you know be as the test they did if you put planet

5:04

a bug in the barn you'll be able to

5:07

hear it in the house If we don't know if

5:09

he.

5:09

Yeah well it was long way for that long.

5:12

way from up with the character was got the as got thank

5:14

you honestly though i lived

5:17

I'd probably respect him if he was able

5:19

to pull that off somehow. The

5:22

he's not no, I think that, ah?

5:25

You know? feel relieved,

5:27

you know, I. don't

5:29

like being in conflict with. There

5:32

are podcast is especially because you

5:34

know where. We are a community,

5:36

you know, I mean, know that the.

5:39

I wish could say this by I'm not the you

5:41

could tell those divisions. Right

5:44

so when this whole thing went down.

5:47

You know, my phone, I got cats

5:49

from allies. It.

5:51

Then. It didn't like the one that didn't

5:53

have you could have like those a division that he

5:55

said the allies are.

5:57

Er, no, no bigger, because if I tell you the fuck

5:59

an ally. You're going to just deduce

6:01

and ago all those know a lot of

6:03

your you could because it's not nice.

6:05

I have a lot more allergies ever call because they

6:07

know that I'm uncomfortable in there, so

6:09

I could tell us what our that a house

6:11

is funny call them. Right

6:14

so I'll tell you who did call guilt,

6:17

and there were you how I am. My me

6:19

as. The money phone call. When the right

6:21

after a. Three, it was hilarious. I'm calling

6:23

to threaten us with. Where it was to grow

6:27

up. a girl had previously after is as

6:29

easy for me i'm calling to threaten us

6:32

and i'm like come on man go there and

6:34

there asked me how i was to see garage

6:37

At an hour you can't Brandon and said the same.

6:39

The wow. Maybe

6:41

have Brennan is at the same.

6:43

Yeah, we can't think of know their ally

6:45

little weird, say it was a good people that

6:47

just want to make Seremos okay. Right?

6:50

Then. My huge as an hour or

6:52

notes that, brendan All right, you're

6:54

right.

6:55

That would hurt me and. i'm your face

6:58

of the right because i'm not going to name who

7:00

said this those three guys have said this en

7:02

route to tax i'm going to show he acted so you write

7:05

another to say who they are okay with they said

7:08

Where came body? No.

7:11

Now of their taxes me words

7:14

he bobby and that also tested Brenda

7:16

would seem brother the rise with accidents were also

7:18

to Bobby spread yeah.

7:20

but if they did brendan right then

7:22

that's a piece of shit "The

7:24

dude, that's why that that's the kind of guy

7:27

I like", said. That a friend to all

7:29

as friend to none.

7:30

Who said that your dad wants no wouldn't have,

7:34

a cigarette is Africa what an old friends my with

7:36

don't? have phantom it's own

7:38

when it's was the comic relief The crazy story.

7:41

Yeah I was just thinking about the last episode though is

7:43

the least funny we've ever had so it's gotta

7:45

harder which one more than just

7:47

saying like the way they few hours ago or

7:49

that one yeah that was hilarious we.

7:52

found our moments with under moment Then

7:55

when was it. That

7:57

might be just around the whole convert order.

8:00

Advocates dude you're a fucking conversation

8:03

killer that, are not

8:05

yet know lobby other people along the when.

8:07

it does express everything in his express

8:10

what it's going to honest going want you

8:12

know what you're way to be heard

8:14

Okay I really do our you be amber heard as

8:16

well as a,

8:18

way to be heard. i just wanted

8:20

to say when went to we will to the terrorists or for the

8:22

bad friends live show of resist

8:24

Reminded me, how is how special I have it and

8:27

how our it made me really grateful for everything

8:29

really got real no actually was

8:31

like that was a magical I showed up to, guess

8:34

just like everybody like how much.

8:37

We rolled out thing we build something nice and

8:39

even when you have mean and rigid austin

8:42

the it was beautiful and nice and ah.

8:45

You know, on that's the last thing that I want

8:47

his arm. Warm

8:49

people take sides, but do have to admit. I've

8:52

been going to the comedy store and on. am

8:56

like a moth and I'm with on the flank.

8:58

People gravitate, yeah, people are just coming

9:00

to me and going what what's going on, yeah, man,

9:03

and this is my take and this

9:05

and that, and I guess you know.

9:07

In terms of gossip it's fun mean but

9:10

I'm not to our mental health is not good

9:12

for my job only been very unhappy in

9:14

the house it's been disastrous.

9:16

it's been just depressing and on I

9:19

just hope it's behind us.

9:22

Why does is now airing a week after

9:24

you mean the I it's behind that TBd

9:27

TBD and Ah? The,

9:30

you know?

9:33

That you know at the end of a day and animal of

9:35

this is the right thing to say that pizza is

9:37

so good so fuck now aged

9:40

I get you know why are.

9:42

like it's to the garnish you don't get me right now

9:44

yeah and about them I'm out I'm sorry interrupted

9:46

you, but it's.

9:48

The happening with the restaurant called

9:50

Shadow Black Bird.

9:52

Blackbird on Melrose: Great pizza, and

9:54

you're ever in allah sorry that we just like

9:57

a hit me right here, know I I, but get

9:59

one to do.

10:00

You later on, a piece, of

10:03

just tit for tat is right because right will

10:05

let that one go but I got one, right or

10:07

even know what I, was saying something about

10:09

it when something was so enraged by the blogger, the

10:11

Blackbird plug this

10:14

shit forgot. what this would say it's

10:17

like about comedy oh that's great that's great that you

10:19

guys weren't even listening you were a flame your

10:21

ear though you know off after that i had

10:23

another idea that was in the say Oh

10:26

I know and say because you there's no way

10:28

you can read my mind blacks.

10:31

and sadness to see it yeah like that

10:34

Lena, have is it?

10:35

Yeah, I wouldn't put it in my top five, oh wow

10:37

of doctor strange movies, yeah,

10:40

number two, do a i

10:43

had lots of or know lots of serve

10:45

and sam raimi a know why you liked it because you

10:47

love sam raimi problem

10:49

They played it or they were very not marbley that's

10:51

what you liked it or it if.

10:53

we're going to do a doctor strange multiverse was called

10:55

madness called multi it was an ad it's not metal

10:57

hundred else while time and muslim and or at so

11:00

arm list your of movie review

11:02

okay What your take to me and

11:04

okay, I didn't see that a soggy Vertex'so

11:07

so number one, okay.

11:09

Here's what I liked about it. Alright, obviously

11:12

Bruce Campbell great

11:14

Cameo. Okay, he's in all the Sam

11:16

raimi's movie and I guess watching

11:18

the movie. I was just like didn't give a fuck until Bruce

11:21

Campbell came up on screen. So

11:23

that's number one or number two, right?

11:25

It's

11:27

not great, but there's

11:29

some Clinton'a cliche arm

11:32

Because of. The multiverse, you

11:35

know, mean of dynamic in the movie,

11:37

you can now break so many different rules,

11:40

sir.

11:41

Right so, like, in, if you haven't seen the new

11:43

Spiderman movie than.

11:45

Spoiler alert, but because of the multiverse thing

11:48

you can bring back toby and

11:51

arm.

11:52

Garfield Andrew Garfield, who I like

11:54

as an actor by the was so good. The imagine

11:56

Garfield, the cat or. I'm

11:59

sorry in.

12:00

The I bite or what about, you live

12:02

off for portal opens up Tobey

12:04

Maguire maguire walks in and another portal

12:06

opens up and just or and pass

12:09

with lasagna honestly as comes and rug move,

12:12

ea access,. so

12:15

if the so there's that

12:17

you know mean rule that they can have now

12:20

so now when you're watching Me

12:22

and Ah, doctor strange there is a couple

12:25

of. The range. Hammy

12:28

out and. The the, the some of them were

12:30

kind of cool, don't know? It's

12:32

weird answers they get psych I

12:34

know why it's for like the applause

12:36

for fact because remember being in Cedar

12:38

Wood Tools and seeing Toby

12:40

Eggs and graphic as it was surprised people

12:42

are aware of your,

12:45

know why but you know maybe. i

12:47

was doing that right with this one meal

12:49

a gene Look eight or

12:51

one.

12:53

The last the last reveal of

12:55

a certain group of people are I sweat

12:57

this are laughing you. can eat

12:59

can lot of he was about to die gulf oil

13:01

bills that forgot to give it a well you're far away

13:04

i have to his two weeks since this

13:06

is two weeks In. Okay,

13:08

fine, your are already so. Because

13:10

of the multiverse aspects of these movies,

13:13

though.

13:13

You can bring people in from other

13:15

movies that have no relation to the

13:18

avengers or right still marvel

13:20

that so Marvel right said you had.

13:24

Elastic man, what's his name?

13:26

The lot with John Krasinski as.

13:29

Dr. From the Fantastic said: "As he forgot right,

13:32

mister fantastic, it's a fantastic he comes in.

13:35

People were like, oh, I haven't right,

13:37

you are more about the white or at was a

13:39

year or joggers and in the last

13:41

reveal his. It

13:45

it was pet like.

13:47

Oh, of the music year, the war museum,

13:49

it was. Professor X. Your

13:52

attic stewart, your he comes in with his wheelchair, but he's

13:54

looks like he's that.

13:56

Like, know, all the a very old fool.

14:00

The Iranian and

14:02

I love, you know, love him as an actor in my favorites,

14:04

there was a little bit of concern there, right?

14:07

Right arm, and then people were like

14:09

it was younger kids didn't see.

14:12

Laxman a lot to like who's though, man,

14:14

the crippled old man in man and

14:17

those little weird, but ah?

14:19

It, you know what you're right, it's not the best

14:21

one, but at the worst, still fun, yes

14:23

of on still fun. The matter to or.

14:26

That's funny George when I talk

14:29

as. of late i've been observing him And

14:32

as the wanna drifting?

14:33

Cuz I looking monitor, the lot of look at

14:35

your wife. Look at your gadgets. It is in

14:38

my saying stuff. That's hitting.

14:40

No.

14:40

I was just making sure you were. Everybody's everything.

14:43

Could it every 5 minutes to make sure I can

14:46

use me Kurosawa. everything.

14:48

needs to be perfect on the screen i'm

14:50

always The admitted they.

14:53

Your riveting to me to as well as

14:55

about a half an hour past my bedtime mouse

14:57

is really nice early now.

14:59

I figured like have any younger daddy

15:01

this kid wakes up at six a.m. every morning, no

15:03

matter what.

15:05

The is cute man, yeah, and

15:07

he there is little resemblance

15:09

in a man I can see a little bit Georgian him,

15:12

oh, thank you, but ah. I

15:14

see the good parts him.

15:18

Most of the mostly or a very

15:20

good yeah that's what yeah that's one of them at yeah he's

15:23

most of the are you some of you but I see also

15:25

the good aspects okay yeah is what

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16:47

You know, he is very

16:49

cute. Congratulations hit with the

16:51

his others limbs.

16:53

Do you think do an alarm thing and I just

16:55

started walking a box his head every? Our

16:58

it seems as to. decry along

17:01

The only way like we've got like little stairs like

17:03

three steps of stairs that we can't like Cordon off

17:06

in the house. Sat him down, he just

17:08

walks up their walk to the top

17:10

that falls off cries. And

17:12

then you hold him for an hour or like all our

17:15

and then, like Sunni so down, he goes back

17:17

and like kids just wanna like do the most dangerous thing

17:19

possible now they can, why would you lead

17:21

Bobby? Baby said now with

17:23

Lyla.

17:24

Your son'a a be honest for look at it,

17:27

so they reasonable to our know the know

17:29

Nathaniel. A know. Eight

17:32

him. The A. pm

17:35

The Thursday. They're

17:37

at a dairy, bad idea. Helping other diaper

17:39

bag and of that? In Iraq and everything,

17:42

yeah, now the dogs are here. I

17:44

do have the cats.

17:45

It just me and your and your kid Koala know

17:47

Kahlo Iowa twelve hours right

17:50

of. and be honest with me and i

17:52

won't hurt my feelings bobby d r

17:54

are you willing to babysit the thursday for

17:56

twelve hours yes You're willing to,

17:59

yeah. them will

18:01

you pay attention on how to change a diaper? The

18:03

good I'll take class.

18:06

And pay, make sure you don't look

18:08

away because he could roll over now like

18:10

if you're sat at him on something. It's

18:12

very important. You

18:14

don't like a no actually is little easier now,

18:16

could he did just discover his penis?

18:19

Well, but you're going awry when he language changes

18:22

on either, bring that up wrong number.

18:23

The crazy in Bobby's as he doesn't have

18:25

a or that also the not out of the baby the baby

18:28

like here's. We haven't unfenced fool.

18:31

Like he always, the hates getting his diaper changed,

18:33

he always tries, but now he just discovered

18:35

like.

18:37

Oh, really, yeah, how I feel as good

18:40

as just feels different of that was

18:42

not the he does it will when you're a totally

18:44

because you're I've got sober known up eat

18:46

because I just.

18:48

Are? You telling me that there's no sensation

18:51

on the on a child's venus it is that

18:53

really gets you discover, like the only reason discovering

18:55

there's I believe there is as they. Say Smith, okay,

18:57

why you would have had arrived to fuck it, let's

18:59

you answered Sharia law.

19:01

Body, this kind of, and it is good that

19:03

is scary because like.

19:04

He can fall off of things like, "Is man,

19:07

we were you think I would put on the rooftop question,

19:09

would you play games, the had do this challenge.

19:12

Would you hadn't read we're,

19:14

but here's what I would deal with the strategy

19:16

he would be in here. The cradle.

19:19

There's so much that's not baby truth

19:21

proof an area we could create oh my god he

19:23

would.

19:24

The decay, oh, if you leave America

19:26

right that we have a dog crate up, there will be better

19:28

person. That.

19:31

You. Delegates along I think it's just that

19:33

he's more culturally just throw our Treasury Israel's

19:36

of Gabriel can throw now also nuts

19:39

or, oh yeah, the animal'a animal a baby. The other

19:41

are not banana examples and

19:43

emotional appeal loves bananas right at us for,

19:45

like that, with my main, we're not going to heal themselves, it had

19:47

banana. In there maybe not ripe. as

19:50

i read they are also nuts in their

19:52

right

19:54

I dude perfect is that he

19:56

doesn't need underwear. I

19:58

won't look down below, right? And

20:00

we put the cat litter in there. The

20:03

easy easy. Everybody

20:05

the father of. The

20:08

right kinney scoop. Oh

20:12

yeah, and walking or rights to eat

20:14

what's good about the he could do, what kept you in scoop it

20:16

like cover, yeah, I'll teach him that.

20:19

I'll bring good or a near as good cat teacher that's

20:21

actually more oppressive Bobby trains your child

20:23

to be yeah, Audi train, but

20:25

like cat that would answer is

20:27

the answer is the truth, the truth

20:29

is that. And it is honestly

20:32

the true.

20:33

There was something of vital that you and your wife

20:35

had a deal, I was the only available

20:38

person to see or kid, right?

20:40

And you're like need just for fucking five

20:42

hours, right?

20:44

I promise you. When you come

20:46

back some mirror wherever you need to do. He

20:49

will be alive. In

20:51

my stay alive, we don't know but alive.

20:54

Live you'll be in a coma for,

20:57

the will be lot of states for your the

20:59

last person that possible

21:01

yet. i would do it but i'd be sweating

21:04

bullets why would be the last what

21:06

is was immediately just made the scenario

21:08

Are you fucking are your my dude if

21:10

you had? If you told

21:12

me five hours due to literally.

21:15

It's just literally me in front

21:17

of the baby was wholly at all

21:19

accounts he, got what what?

21:21

what other brother right

21:24

and i was would publish aged fifty two

21:26

times just in case every

21:29

hour to forty five minutes would change his underwear

21:31

right his would give them are you hungry

21:34

he would just be complete attentiveness

21:37

Are you out of your mind I'm the safest guy

21:39

you could fucking bring your kid to the? I'm

21:41

so scared of hurting it in any kind of

21:43

way Ostrom yeah an

21:46

energy to prove a point when,

21:48

you combine like told him and. and

21:51

ah Give baby had done.

21:54

No, the you ask me questions about baby, I disagree,

21:57

would give you the real answers and you

21:59

ask them to do. You know more, yeah. What

22:01

his name? one hazard

22:05

A good name one. If you. don't

22:07

have the even Then. The

22:10

corners of fucking tipped tables. Okay.

22:13

The of lower titles, your of Lord, it will hear

22:15

ya other big hazard.

22:17

Yeah, I'm also services he can climb

22:19

up on a couch or supply that and fall

22:21

off so that would be hazard ah mood

22:23

like. Food wise and,

22:25

unripe banana. out although that

22:27

is although joke for comedy purposes right what

22:30

aren't you gonna feed him heroin

22:32

Okay true that would I have a health

22:35

who is that not unless hair?

22:37

or any drugs

22:39

His honor than marijuana nothing even as

22:41

a little three milligram l edible gummy,

22:43

what kind over it's shouldn't eat it?

22:46

I probably would stay away from fruits, know you

22:48

can get fruit, but think just because don't

22:50

know will google it. Well, would Google

22:52

everything right but. Off

22:55

hand, don't know what he is allergic to.

22:57

Guess what for it you shouldn't get.

22:59

What you shouldn't you give be a

23:01

baby I'm dorian.

23:05

You know I guess. that the orient

23:07

fruit orient will give my they brought i wouldn't give

23:09

them a The an unsolved

23:11

pineapples cause.

23:14

he could get How I felt like

23:16

Grad students if give a whole point

23:18

I believe he really is like sponsoring

23:21

the whole than others hearts or a cat discipline

23:23

for that matter of you can eat those got out

23:25

of that of fruit but the looks,

23:28

like fruit. apollo by

23:31

rights what's the one that you couldn't

23:33

eat The or? When

23:36

I guess. The

23:38

lemon. Given London

23:40

for fine. People do the money I saw that

23:42

on you tube love those did see like the leg

23:44

at all that. Careful with things like free.

23:47

Why, grapes?

23:48

You know, a choking hazard, not putting the

23:50

grapes at them eating at

23:52

home.

23:53

Yeah, they are whole grape Israeli diagonal integrated

23:55

very deep into that's something that. Here's

23:58

the thing. I didn't think that.

24:00

Then you know that.

24:01

With on the pineapple or.

24:04

your day on the area by your think about yeah i

24:06

got yourself a gasoline other questionable right hand

24:08

or the They'd put up for honey. Ah,

24:11

I think.

24:12

Can? You have honey now for the first year

24:14

you're not supposed to at least the first year that was a weird

24:16

one, George, and I don't understand much money, then give

24:19

Bobby. A scenario typical scenario: George

24:21

Campbell, the father goes through, almost see what he can. Navigate

24:24

it as requests or scenario question.

24:27

Hum.

24:29

Mm one it is gonna I got here goes.

24:32

your literal day in the morning

24:35

I already went over like of him, try to roll

24:37

over when you're changing'em. em Then.

24:41

The will not dog doors upstairs, our dog.

24:45

No proof of their dog ate so that my be was

24:47

useful, because as soon as they find the stairs, I'll

24:49

try to climb up at her down it. Then

24:51

start rolling.

24:53

I'm always afraid of hot liquid around.

24:56

babies are like carrying like when and boiling

24:58

some seeing and like i'm obese

25:00

because i had a an ex boyfriend

25:02

who had been scalded on his chest

25:05

and his arm when he was bb and the scars

25:07

are really great like he needed skin graft

25:09

and stuff like that

25:11

But the I like that enemy grew every did the never

25:14

did that should be arrested.

25:15

No, he was apparently a toddler, and he

25:17

was just circling his mom or she was boiling

25:20

water, and she was transferring something

25:22

is somehow just got on hammers.

25:24

Yeah, yeah, I would or not if I'm

25:26

boiling eggs know, baby. Oh,

25:29

baby, a around, so is that good?

25:31

Right, so I give me the scenario, please. Ah,

25:35

I'm. My god.

25:38

How did the major to the not a burp baby

25:40

what do you the style his way past that yep me I

25:43

posited already knew that so that's why don't you know the answer

25:45

that but no them and right?

25:48

now i will not do that as that baby

25:50

birds are you okay get my gut instinct

25:52

is that yourself see real about it be real

25:55

Would it in talk us through it,

25:57

will you're doing?

26:00

What is the summer would be a? The

26:04

pretty baby of it.

26:06

They're

26:09

doing. Then. That

26:12

area at in A.

26:17

That I. love

26:19

the bailey or like this

26:21

So arm or it was, so that's

26:24

it.

26:24

I know what to do do. trust them

26:26

in general you address

26:29

If I if had an orphanage,

26:32

don't think I'd be able to do that.

26:34

Because I think that whatever much into

26:36

the riddler left my sir okay.

26:39

a She would rather be with me. The big

26:41

responsibility. There may one kid is lot.

26:43

Yeah, yeah, imagine having. Like,

26:47

you know. You go to like.

26:50

An orphanage in eastern Europe, you

26:52

know, man, I was a your Ukraine but like. The

26:55

Eastern Europe. And, you

26:57

know, poor country, I

26:59

think saw dark, did see a documentary was called

27:01

about you know of an orphanage. The

27:03

other one, oh, it's fuck it.

27:05

Wearable it's fucking terrible take two

27:08

women sixty kids

27:10

the going in and out a rooms in or may not

27:12

everyone has some kids are getting neglected

27:15

it's terrible thing man but.

27:17

yeah over overturn roe versus wade

27:22

No idea what.

27:25

this country doesn't do but anyway i'm wearing

27:27

The topic to talk about, I'll.

27:29

I mean the hot thing right now I.

27:31

don't get to watch it but it was talking about amber

27:33

heard testimony When

27:35

it came out and only much about it.

27:38

I don't see.

27:39

If it's on the a tick tock and stuff

27:41

and they're funny and but

27:43

I haven't said as on cash

27:46

to say I'm like team neither

27:48

there's both so messy, the messy, messy

27:50

addict and she seems to have some

27:52

very deep seated.

27:55

Personality disorder. They're

27:58

both to fuck him. I'm

28:00

now. I just, you know.

28:03

I don't find it entertaining, don't

28:05

watch it because this is sake. Get

28:07

bad. The

28:09

said or what? His his me

28:12

off. His.

28:16

Disney taking away car parts of the

28:18

Caribbean from him. Before

28:21

the trial or yeah, I mean it's like.

28:24

The now he refuses to ever do it, mean. Such

28:26

a gray move on his part, though, to be like, for

28:28

you couldn't pay me enough money, yeah, you ever

28:31

do that role again, which is like I'm

28:33

the final say in there are there will

28:35

ever pr person till in the say that right your.

28:37

The up but this isn't the people just these

28:39

companies jump in to conclusions

28:42

right. Indeed, the at their, I guess, are

28:44

pressured into taking a side.

28:47

Right in, they make a gigantic

28:49

decisions based on that pressure. I

28:52

just think that's terrible. Then do

28:54

that. You know it's like.

28:57

You don't, you know, there's think the something called evidence

28:59

there's something called. The Court

29:01

of Law there's something called the Iranian. Hearing

29:05

people's point of your side of the story

29:07

on a whatnot, but it's just like. The

29:10

hopefully those days are slowly over,

29:12

you know, like I said this before it's

29:14

like, you know, there was as one lady. In

29:18

Nebraska and she was doesn't

29:20

pick covered as, she

29:22

refused put it wear a mask on in

29:24

the grocery store i started coughing

29:27

who people's faces Right? And

29:30

she was fired from a job. One

29:33

have nothing to do with the other. I

29:35

would have to agree. Some extent

29:38

as and less lives, and I think.

29:39

I just go to prison for assault that's assault.

29:41

Yeah but what is itself a white teacher

29:43

and all Asian school and out

29:45

in public she calls an

29:47

easy call. them fuckin

29:50

The word go with

29:52

that was the what does that we as a,

29:55

ching chong yes,? things

29:57

wrong i don't my ching chong I

30:00

could.

30:00

Caught. On tape saying that was until very, yeah,

30:02

I guess let's say somebody stole her parking

30:05

spot in, she said something lung like "Get

30:07

the fuck", am saw you see see?

30:09

In song, yeah, and then you

30:11

find out that her profession is actually teaching

30:13

and elementary school.

30:15

Trying. On his Chinese kids yet, but I've

30:18

got the idea that a crazy scenario blow that

30:20

actually happened there, but in that scenario

30:22

they may as because you don't mean

30:25

that was. Either it is that relates

30:27

to her job right, yeah, so that's

30:29

one thing right by, you know,

30:31

not all cases are like that, right?

30:34

Like you know, on.

30:36

Then I mean,

30:38

I. don't know how feel about this with maybe

30:41

he. There are a lot of people that we're.

30:43

On January six at the insurrection

30:46

and, they were fire from their jobs now

30:49

What one has to do with the other I

30:51

don't really know right and don't

30:53

know if that's what are the federal

30:55

offense.

30:56

Yeah, it's a federal offense city

30:58

and number two, it speaks of someone's

31:00

character when they're defacing

31:02

and hurting and doing all of this like

31:05

turning violent publicly

31:07

on camera if I see that and that's

31:09

an employee.

31:09

That's what young ones that animal was

31:11

there watching know them to his since I'm I was.

31:14

there are no there have been people there though

31:16

That didn't do any of that stuff than that, it's

31:19

kind of that walk in now, but like

31:21

a little I'm like what's going on here

31:23

are more theorists the I feel

31:25

as a tourist you know, your worth of Europe leader who's

31:27

leading this tour.

31:28

We, if you were there just by accident, you didn't

31:30

know that there was an insurrection.

31:32

I'm domino of I probably would be like a there's

31:34

special going on in the fucking December

31:37

A, sale your name is black yeah I did hear

31:39

the black Friday for America fled. school

31:41

and i would walk in or what's going at once that's

31:43

hot Reading from the say is the.

31:46

only asian

31:46

In every week you loss magnum

31:49

p I sell,

31:52

out on a fucking flag sale at home

31:54

in it floats these offers full.

31:58

of those is i yeah is But

32:00

yeah, I don't know mean.

32:02

I don't know man it's, and it is that what

32:05

go home speaking of attacker don't know

32:07

if you get married isn't your other podcast did you guys comment

32:09

on the Dave Chappelle attackers

32:11

it's way they did on bad friend is your best

32:13

friends years ago? ago

32:16

the else That

32:18

you take a while. Oh,

32:20

I was in Dallas'so so diary.

32:23

scary of kind of funny. Oh,

32:25

my God, he had a replica kind with second.

32:27

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32:29

it kills you, get a staff some wow

32:32

I really do have girl megan to sneak

32:34

this diver dewar here the other be the most discreet

32:36

knife or gun nice and yeah,. kind

32:39

of the kind just you know

32:41

It'it it to surmise

32:43

the I just think that.

32:46

Attacking anyone performing is.

32:48

such a no it just sounds it's just

32:51

like

32:52

It's like, even when you know, will since slapped

32:54

Chris Rock at the Oscars, a psych decent

32:57

know better man he's performing his do job

32:59

with the fuck are you doing? You know it's like.

33:03

I did. hate it, you no.

33:06

Then whenever he was there, but the me know.

33:10

There are that all everything that you've years

33:12

in the comic. From the eighties. It

33:15

on YouTube. The guitar

33:17

comic in the eighties. Oh, my God as my favorite

33:19

video. In a name. The Guitar

33:21

Comic From The Eighties. He is being heckled.

33:24

And he just snaps on stage so

33:27

bad he takes his guitar and smashes

33:30

patrons. had always fifty times a

33:32

year know by and audience of

33:34

fugate l era and in because

33:36

okay i guess shoulder guys and he was a bit

33:39

alike that's also

33:41

Horrible, I shouldn't

33:43

have said it's and.

33:44

Either the line there was a son of the that's

33:46

an idea was your payments, look at video find

33:48

of it you've never seen it, I mean, who are you unhappy

33:50

at this guy? That is why does

33:53

amaze me.

33:54

Why did other way around it away image Viennese,

33:57

yeah, from the beginning to put them on? The circulating

33:59

this. The hecklers again. Weber right

34:01

and football.

34:04

You are, is that? Yeah,

34:09

I know.

34:15

Getting man what's your name you,

34:19

ages

34:22

They'll tell you if you guys have forgot about

34:24

dre, we will not be delivered shit and of yarn. Then.

34:31

Growing up a book into such as yourself as

34:33

well be like your apartment gone from he,

34:37

does half years as had yes you

34:39

want so funny know what to what he

34:41

does the Celtics same. as

34:44

journalist by obamas okay When

34:47

I'll be Mama Mia with I gotta say that some.

34:52

of your in oklahoma those oklahoma newness

34:54

of a phase of your game in oklahoma I

34:58

know. Don't let them because

35:00

will come down to the bus station spent the day get

35:02

your mouth when you work in.

35:04

here I.

35:12

Helping like,. oh

35:23

i'm sorry The guy came

35:26

at me. What you think about? Now

35:28

my same as I

35:31

said,. that

35:34

was unnecessary

35:41

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35:45

eyes,. was as other

35:47

you want your money back to the

35:49

greatest show you've ever seen

35:51

asshole ever

35:53

I also just want to say that you know,

35:56

like this, for the movies they give you like trailer.

35:59

The live. More, every comedy show

36:01

places you so this as a trailer. Yeah,

36:04

yeah. It will like heckler don't even. What about

36:06

I would you think of that yours?

36:08

I loved it don't have to let out in a.

36:12

row yeah it's pretty violent

36:15

It's not the first time he these given his guitar in a

36:17

human, either.

36:19

Yeah. You don't like a pro, he left, afraid

36:21

he left his rage against the of the video anymore,

36:24

he hits the guy comes back under

36:26

the frame as it says the. Guy came

36:28

at me either, suspect

36:30

see the habit and as we're think it's hard to wind audience

36:32

and right folks, like

36:35

so he will assaulted somebody,

36:37

do like. So do

36:39

to, go u. s

36:41

jobs that it's

36:43

crazy while have you sneeze identify person

36:46

No, but I've your years now, but I like hearing

36:48

stories about like little. That

36:51

people do on comic like. That

36:53

is one story there is there was a comic named Julie

36:55

came in.

36:56

Right enjoy Cayman's closer was

36:59

he took to tennis balls are stuck in his mouth

37:02

because, he had big teeth and he would just do the

37:04

same right So. I guess you're

37:06

he came and went to the bathroom and a comic saw

37:09

the fuck at, smalls

37:11

sitting there right and pistol

37:13

they put on their ass on your. Baby, sit here

37:16

and so now came and pulls up the fucking

37:18

things that never was laughing, but the

37:20

comics are on the ground

37:22

just humid, it's just dying

37:24

laughing. laughing Just I just love stories

37:27

like that yerevan, and they probably

37:29

never told them don't know what happened your. men

37:32

because i'd be so pissed off at this year

37:34

The rule that you have been body

37:36

slam. During your show, oh

37:39

yeah. What happened have we ever talked

37:41

about like way lead? That

37:43

will lead to a bit.

37:44

The looted it was the been in New

37:47

Mexico show either with Long Beach

37:49

for some reason for it applies on a couple

37:51

time is. up and are

37:53

you don't in long beach gardens body slammed yet so

37:56

some guy pick me up on my neck and through mail

37:58

my back and i can cost Oh.

38:01

I got the when knocked out of a no charges, breast

38:03

know.

38:04

Why it why he does accept that that's a

38:06

hazard of the jaw that? No, because I was naked

38:08

on top of them.

38:12

That's usually the reaction intervene

38:14

with a young people on and say I am.

38:17

a ride fuck am i right

38:22

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three: Not learn the first time.

40:00

I think we to yeah,

40:02

it to. another time

40:04

arms i was

40:08

On top of and the guy.

40:10

It always men, yeah, I never do

40:12

women.

40:14

And he pushed me into the wall

40:17

of ice house, but the ice house. The

40:19

nail sticking I owe my

40:21

and have see this. Yeah,

40:25

do. Yeah, yeah. It hit. Your

40:27

me, hit the wall and it was gushing

40:29

blood.

40:31

Well I went good night and it's

40:33

my offer like love carry your.

40:36

me just blood dripping down here

40:38

yeah so i've had a lot of that kind of south happen

40:40

sees yeah

40:42

Thankfully you're such a nimble guy

40:44

you're so agile. Yeah, said, comedies

40:46

violent. Then I mean.

40:48

What am I had this comic Charles Cars are

40:50

and we thought he was gonna die?

40:53

Since I was a doorman and I was a the comedy store,

40:55

and I was watching him for him. That

40:58

talking to somebody turn around. And as

41:00

gigantic biker. And

41:02

he just knock. He was

41:05

a an audience member. And it

41:07

was like one of those.

41:09

Charles Where, i

41:11

dunno why have left me you could get you know he's

41:13

like you know a nice

41:14

Guy right his eyes rolled back

41:18

and, he did like a composer edges. he

41:20

hit the fucking stage We

41:22

were he got big laugh I don't know why such,.

41:26

as a of as duck egg that the about

41:28

our noting analysts but and it would

41:30

they never caught they guy the guy ran out wow

41:32

on sunset he does appear either yes like But

41:35

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41:37

when or when.

41:39

I wasn't there, wish was, would about, would

41:41

have spent a thousand ours when. George

41:43

Lopez strangled Carlos, Mencia

41:46

doctrine is in public gave

41:48

he strangled him in the lobby of the laugh factory.

41:51

him in survey you know there's video

41:53

of but i'm in it was one of those that's

41:56

the thing is you miss out Because

41:58

you're on the road or you don't.

42:00

All in their night magical thing that

42:02

happened in Irvin I. just love

42:04

of the that like the michael richards of

42:06

the i remember it so it remember that

42:09

night was at the commies hookahs commies don't really

42:11

play the last artery it is a lot and

42:14

i remember comics coming back

42:16

From the laugh out and got you can

42:18

fuck a bully what our bed Michael

42:21

Richards did this hang of it as is that

42:23

right and I was psyched I, wish

42:26

for socket Mr Cultural enormous

42:28

a moment right it's said

42:30

you miss it you know. but

42:32

i do

42:35

Do you what is it you know I witnessed when

42:37

I'm?

42:40

Richard Pryor used to come in and we used

42:42

to carry him on stage or.

42:44

Because he was he on a wheelchair and,

42:47

he You know? When

42:50

a magical. The cool.

42:53

During you know, I witnessed wind. Nice

42:56

to walk the door. In the nineties

42:58

and when George Carlin's to come in. In

43:01

watch him performed.

43:04

Those magical color things and you eat

43:06

their in my memory.

43:08

forever and used to call me "Mister Lee"

43:10

that he never knew my first name, but he will remember

43:13

my last and every you could use to play every year

43:15

in like three years in a row and he would

43:17

go, Mr. Lee.

43:18

And I used to be a are like my eyes

43:21

as he remembers my name era

43:23

men and it was just like I. think

43:25

at the end of the day

43:27

Because now, if you know I go, are people who

43:29

am and have fans and this and that

43:32

but the. My

43:34

memories are going to be from. The

43:37

when I was young and.

43:40

in all of it all of it

43:43

I no longer am in all

43:45

of any other. You know, but

43:47

used to have this whimsical.

43:49

It is bright eyed, you mean

43:52

I'm in a mean? I'm

43:54

in magical. You know?

43:56

Anything can happen. Wow.

44:00

The and. I want some of that

44:02

back you know just lost

44:04

it you know I, think that's what

44:06

lotta young comics back in the day or so

44:08

know sometimes I'll see young comic. sans

44:11

growth spurt You know, lol,

44:14

was at in a now.

44:16

And is Hispanic guy?

44:18

came up to many goes

44:21

There are many what I've read his name, but he goes:

44:23

"I'm over maker anyway, ah, I

44:25

know your bubbly, but. You know, on?

44:28

Double joke from here and I'm so mad in

44:31

our in.

44:32

That was a able to talk him off the ledge

44:34

you meet like lot of comics, be like, "Get the fuck I'm eating

44:36

my hamburger, not me, I just look

44:38

at a marijuana" This is what that

44:40

means. This is what people mean,

44:42

I what you need to do and all these little things,

44:45

and by the end of it, he just kind of had this like.

44:48

A man and like this kind of wonder men

44:50

about on you know and, you know

44:52

that and i when see that in him

44:54

i'm like yeah that's what

44:57

I used to feel mean I'm in and don't

44:59

feel them anymore it's.

45:01

dead You were, you feel that

45:03

for other thing. Like what?

45:07

Are watching George's child for twelve

45:09

hours? The prismatic charred yeah.

45:11

i mean

45:13

That's right, I do see the I've noticed that watching

45:15

a play you have twinkle in your eye when

45:17

something happens on that screen was started,

45:19

Valley. Yeah, in

45:22

their the it, you know well.

45:23

The angry and that on

45:26

he. didn't realise how valuable

45:28

mahogany The tree where are the up with

45:31

the why angry?

45:32

The that the way with Angrier is

45:34

that I know how valuable Mahogany.

45:36

Three that we're tied to say, it really is the.

45:39

This is something or, someone

45:41

I originally played the game right there was

45:43

no mahogany trees. right will

45:46

mahogany trees came at the one

45:48

point five he put like a dlc

45:50

in their yeah right so when you have

45:52

mahogany seed you don't have the like i don't

45:54

need another tree i'm from high and

45:58

Oh, in all the all the other trees why the. Do

46:00

I need a year and so I just? Didn't

46:03

plant them. I'll and

46:05

then one day was like needed. The world.

46:08

It was chopping down, I got another sub, the stupid

46:10

mahogany down that found in the for us. They

46:13

gave me hard work. Now

46:15

listen, okay? In

46:18

the original game started, Valley. The

46:20

hard work. With so.

46:23

Difficult to find you would have to go to the magic

46:25

for us there's a secret forest right.

46:28

the only way to get into the secret forces

46:30

your pick axe has to know your access

46:32

to be at certain level certain think it's silver

46:35

A pick axe. White to

46:38

upgrade your pickaxe right it cost

46:40

them money you have no money right so

46:42

anyway you have to go all the way or the secret

46:44

that there's at least five stumps he

46:46

only gives you for hardwood right

46:49

and then every day you're like because to build

46:51

to. build a m

46:53

The trouble maker on oil

46:55

maker right it takes twenty.

46:58

It takes twenty hard what I noticed, the

47:00

you got me started to take over the well,

47:03

it takes twenty hard work to make a buck, troublemaker,

47:05

rights you also need slime, and

47:07

I think you need ah.

47:10

The whole I don't believe right, but anyway,

47:12

so imagine cause need you said to have one

47:14

trouble me, utan right to everyday

47:17

fraud going all of it a secret right

47:19

so anyway that's why I have, oh, ah, mahogany

47:21

physical.

47:27

The you and when I discovered that like,

47:29

oh, could just play it a thousand

47:31

is moderators, although ever and ever

47:33

been to the secret forest.

47:35

The in weeks they look at discovered

47:37

that it's. amazing yeah

47:41

you should see that's why every so my far right

47:43

notes it's going to just say well i think obama for because he

47:45

had so passionate about it I feel

47:47

that.

47:48

Yeah, if you're going to condescend

47:51

me, I'm not going to be supported, I

47:53

don't like your, your dreary eyes.

47:55

The one who told you mahogany trees are

47:57

good for you. Yeah, oh, no site crap.

48:00

The hardwood poll, yeah, you did or dilemma.

48:03

The when. i originally put the game right

48:06

would do as would use every piece of land

48:08

to farm crops because is all about making money

48:10

right but not this time in this

48:13

one i've saints it off a chunk

48:15

of my fucking farm land for forest

48:18

Right so I can grow mahogany, three, the all

48:20

the trees or get trapped on word and

48:22

so the can have my ah. The

48:25

chickens, my dogs. That

48:27

my rabbit. Right

48:29

so they can frolic freely.

48:31

In a wooded area with urban areas

48:33

yeah so anyone that's really cute it

48:36

what's great about the last thing I was a with,

48:38

what's great about the game. at is

48:40

his sister farm and simulation anyone listening

48:43

start of us are to valley right get

48:45

it's you know

48:47

The game of timing. If

48:49

there's a lot of creativity. Because

48:52

they're just so much.

48:53

You. Have so much farmland and there's so many things

48:56

to build where to build it, we're

48:58

to design things you can move things

49:00

you cannot paint buildings, you can, you know, mean? There's

49:03

certain the fences that, like, when you make

49:05

in two years, the did they deteriorate right

49:08

so instead of putting a wood fence and you put hardwood

49:10

fencing because they. Last longer, right? They

49:12

think they just all these little things that you equate

49:14

and, as you know, as the great.

49:16

Why don't, why did you ever become

49:18

likely a like city planner's urban planner?

49:21

The you could have been great one, C.D.

49:24

Nobody pays more show.

49:26

kind of true yeah i would get

49:28

no pussy as a urban planner yeah you would

49:30

ya ba kind mine No, you

49:33

dude, I have pause. It

49:35

okay, same lot. Hey,

49:38

mama, nerdy, a mob only.

49:40

That have seen those like either funny, ah,

49:43

it is.

49:43

Because I know because had developed

49:45

had to develop my comic book is as good

49:47

as get home at it, let's have added

49:49

the get that feel so Bobby

49:52

same guy, yeah, maybe the same mean

49:54

to common develop your look.

49:56

No, no case because if I'm an urban developer

49:58

or is that what the the?

50:00

The rebellion and air would or know the Holy

50:02

Roman developer plan a developer right,

50:04

yeah, so I'm going to school without capella,

50:06

her's right the pretty they pop

50:09

the.

50:10

Not all of them are in the Roxy music,

50:12

and like you know me, the velvet underground, I may can't

50:14

explain it, just don't think they do right.

50:17

I do think that there are other that more like Saw

50:20

a while. Do you

50:22

get Harry style tickets? The

50:24

I'm in.

50:24

Yeah, but that never been you even when you were in high

50:27

school and not doing comedy.

50:28

You are you are already know

50:30

my I know but the embassy but the path

50:32

already was set that was not going to be an urban

50:34

planner yeah but you're dehydrated like the

50:37

your. you live fashionable

50:39

you are already kind of like.

50:41

The okay I would hide my, we do,

50:43

would hide those aspects of me when I'm in urban

50:45

planning school. And where do we meet in urban

50:47

planning school? No, that's the thing

50:50

agree that we meet the way we fucking met

50:52

tinder and when you read either urban

50:54

planner, don't the you would realize what happens

50:56

is that of how you set of see my mad T. V. you

50:59

saw maybe one of his cities that he.

51:00

Let me tell you that I wouldn't

51:03

give me no bigger boehner if you

51:05

were like, is this is actually a thing I developed,

51:07

love talented people, honestly

51:11

you will not believe how many mom

51:13

girls swiped right on tinder.

51:15

Or like you are. Kind of the hottest one

51:17

to the on it. would not very.

51:19

By were while see a. worrier

51:21

hero western and olympics You

51:24

see any day? And I give a while

51:26

and I I. developed Oh,

51:28

my God.

51:29

You're busy with your phone or yeah I see their

51:31

water fountain be, a me

51:34

yeah Leroy wanted to put the waterfalls

51:36

other side the street without me I would put in the grow.

51:40

as a any grove minds you only

51:42

grove on the street

51:44

The one that did that Internet intrigues

51:46

me really am.

51:48

The know we see a homeless guy, we're they're pissing on my water

51:50

fountain, German people shooting heroin that will.

51:53

You hit him with guitar.

51:54

Yeah that,

51:58

you comedies Then. Oh, I just

52:00

you know I'd rather do this. The

52:03

phone.

52:05

I think I'm having

52:07

some type of episode. The

52:09

from all the stress that's. s Yeah, like my

52:11

heart's beating very.

52:12

Do you really good, I told all right so go get to tell them?

52:16

Get a bit of locker or any as epix

52:18

ah the make it worse as.

52:21

No, it's just dumb them when he call

52:23

it, yeah, I'm very and beeline

52:25

like pvc.

52:27

And I would want to clarify in the suburbs,

52:29

sad because guessed it

52:31

still muddled and on what not but arm.

52:34

Number one,

52:37

okay? If a

52:39

lie ahead. The had an affair.

52:42

Right and cheated on me I would leave

52:45

okay, this was something that i

52:48

knew was going to happen it was

52:50

an open discussion you know

52:52

that's what

52:53

All of this is like, in terms of like, when

52:55

I went to rehab, it's like this is what I'm

52:58

doing this is where need to go

53:00

about it.

53:00

The rumor that said I'm

53:03

it's. the open relationship

53:05

or whatever that cause

53:07

jury lap

53:08

No here's.

53:10

where he gets muddled there is another

53:12

event

53:14

That cause my relapse that was that

53:16

I can get into a separate from that are. The

53:18

from last early.

53:19

Then yeah, there was another event that

53:21

caused my relapse. But

53:24

you know what?

53:25

Nothing caused my relapse were

53:27

cause my relapse was I wasn't

53:29

go to a meetings right and

53:32

I wasn't doing the work to stay sober

53:35

and.

53:35

When you're like that and you're a dry drunk

53:38

any event you can make an excuse

53:41

to go out the. That's the real truth,

53:43

oh, hey. Then if

53:45

I was working a program.

53:48

And I was going to meetings that was calling my sponsor

53:51

any. event that happens even happens death in the family

53:53

you can get through it

53:55

I mean, through the program, but wasn't

53:57

going to meetings. That was health will.

54:00

was just doing my own thing, and on

54:02

he was inevitable. Any kind of

54:05

thing can happen if it didn't happen, then

54:07

it would happen some other the in, I read something online:

54:09

Bobby, just a drug addict, relapse every other

54:11

year like he's untrustworthy guy,

54:13

it's the make. Okay.

54:16

That's true. I'm

54:18

drug addict, an alcoholic, and I

54:20

slip up sometimes and ah.

54:22

You

54:25

know, I. I had seventeen years at one

54:27

point. Twelve years, another point.

54:30

You know, and I've had long gaps of

54:32

sobriety. But there's no

54:34

shame and relapsing. This

54:37

emeraude it it's very serious.

54:40

am I've been more. The

54:43

man and. This

54:45

is it your that last result was very profound,

54:47

you know, my felt like my life was falling apart in

54:50

a very arm.

54:51

Extreme

54:54

way, you know, ah?

54:56

They also had a worldview are on my life

54:58

that was I never had before and terms

55:01

of the structure of what want my

55:03

life and where they are all that stuff right

55:05

so on yeah.

55:07

i just want to make it clear that

55:11

It was something that I knew about it was something that

55:13

told her to do it was we had

55:15

a open thing right

55:17

now I don't want that right now and

55:19

I'm we were back to being monogamous

55:22

but. ah

55:25

The trust me if you listen, I love Koala,

55:28

but I'm not a bit.

55:30

Hey know this year in and I will do

55:32

what please your I'm in Ah.

55:35

you know i've never been That

55:37

guy. I've always been a malicious

55:39

as I feel safe in them. need

55:41

from what needed, trust somebody. That

55:44

mean. can't just go. Not

55:47

know somebody and then point. You

55:50

know? Really similar. Yeah, can't

55:52

do it, it's score with weird. Like

55:55

said, going to jail here. Yeah, yeah,

55:58

so I. could have had A. The

56:00

bit of A.

56:01

The giggle than a little bit of rage

56:04

and back to giggle, I think read something

56:06

we're like, "Whoa, you know, clearly, she

56:09

immaculate Bobby, how does she expect

56:11

intimacy from him, don't like you

56:13

guys, he's and calling me Stanley Tucci

56:15

for ten years?" There's give.

56:18

i as only have one

56:19

I know, but if masculine you,

56:21

you masculine me. Then.

56:25

literally like you, turned you into a woman you've

56:27

turned me into do.

56:29

Okay, he had really, I doubt that you've ever

56:31

been a restaurant, yeah, as hostess

56:33

said. The to do, would you like it?

56:35

The able I've. been closer

56:37

now that he didn't man

56:40

Yeah, I know went on servers, are you

56:42

have never been called Muslim comment many times

56:44

the my long hair oh rely

56:46

on the other area, yeah, it's have eleven

56:48

all the time. Yeah.

56:50

Regulating to me and I'm like what

56:52

for oh what yeah. yeah

56:55

i We don't progress

56:57

you're in a book by users and.

56:59

No way I then went on hovel, yeah, I'm hopeful

57:02

both were bubble eg cool

57:04

love.

57:05

Hey. Guys, this really isn't a question about

57:07

advice, but I want to know the backstory behind

57:09

the podcast intro, an astros, all that

57:11

Bobby things the intro class things and

57:14

the as. drove how did you guys come up with it, what

57:16

was the idea for it to mix the music, how

57:18

did you record it, I've also noticed earlier podcasts,

57:21

their other sons? Well, mostly some by Bobby

57:23

that you tried out, love all the music little

57:25

songs that are in your podcast one or more, want

57:27

to know more about them. i have an I pad love.

57:30

The nana.

57:31

I have an pad, and there's a guitar

57:33

think what's her eyes, the garage band.

57:36

And I know what to write, music.

57:39

So. Yeah, I know write all kinds of styles

57:41

of music. The'and, and but only do

57:43

loops.

57:45

Right like our, I guess so lasers like

57:47

or and to.

57:48

For me and it, you know, something

57:50

shrouded the written that I may be a chorus and the nuts

57:52

at least. Q together? Yeah,

57:55

we have. And ah. Honestly,

57:57

some of the stuff that you have that he is.

58:00

What makes me cry for,

58:02

have one that's gonna annoy you can, I just laughed, we

58:04

haven't heard a lot of how my guitar know or this is one

58:06

that you can I just.

58:08

Crystal the a hold on let,

58:11

me. to the Okay.

58:15

That anything or you put their, you're right.

58:17

"Although

58:20

I was my guitar center of the called grudge

58:22

about you covered", the Turner said. Yeah,

58:27

cause that is what when we also had the saw, a hopefully

58:29

it'll download karate higher for

58:31

my favorites.

58:32

Oh, the trash to say I'm jingle

58:34

is by Bobby. Oh, yeah.

58:37

The Classics

58:39

or Shadow Duke.

58:41

karate higher, yeah, oh yeah,

58:43

we got this is the one else it's gonna drive you crazy.

58:46

No the honest critique was it.

58:48

i get down or here we go

58:50

One thing sounds odd, the fuck and down Africa.

58:54

I get on my pad.

58:55

Can can I go grab? The my that are

58:57

a bit of take pause. You play that

58:59

song that makes me cry. Article by

59:01

their pizza or you break.

59:07

Or a guy he went away where were you know he was, as

59:09

and I are raised?

59:11

Because she was so mad about it, they

59:13

made you cry, know, know those one song

59:16

that she was so. Mad

59:18

about it that I completely erased it.

59:20

Oh, my God, I know no hear it, as you

59:22

know here does.

59:23

Holy this is that hopefully it's a baby.

59:26

call your era to your earworms there we go

59:35

We already did this on a hatred.

59:37

I love this mf good time.

59:41

You know I, hate

59:43

that's why, I guess could

59:45

think of what you like, a lot

59:48

less people here versus a, know it's not.

59:51

as you get up

1:00:00

That good.

1:00:03

The the your you are, as your

1:00:05

as surprised, as,

1:00:14

to why

1:00:16

didn't follow? the order for

1:00:19

that's one of the throw the from i use are you

1:00:22

doing Like that very.

1:00:24

The there was red dead redemption face for

1:00:26

you, oh, that's, I remember that, oh, yeah,

1:00:28

call it members. There is just one.

1:00:31

There's one that does the one think the root for

1:00:33

you.

1:00:48

He really crying, yeah. I

1:00:51

wrote a corner.

1:00:59

He targeted by the way.

1:01:02

I don't know why they say, hit you cry.

1:01:06

Because we run together, do that couple of sections of the saw,

1:01:08

like, what do you think that Miller's it's to do and he does, oh,

1:01:11

like that to do?

1:01:15

The way that. on the Make

1:01:17

me cry can. i explain

1:01:20

my

1:01:20

Winner winner I peered was that and you guys'

1:01:22

relationship a long time ago. I

1:01:24

think they're really miss.

1:01:26

Are all the purpose you

1:01:28

miss that you complain about that all the time for, ya

1:01:31

know?

1:01:31

We realized there was a really special time

1:01:33

for us some. We really

1:01:35

couldn't go anywhere but that room because he had such

1:01:37

the space and. then we

1:01:39

would just lie down lot together

1:01:41

and "The really close

1:01:43

and then just do dumb things like grade on

1:01:45

drugs, bad at seventh, I think it makes

1:01:48

me realize like we've been together for so long

1:01:50

and we had. Really rough year last year. And

1:01:52

a relationship was. In

1:01:54

know is. We did, you know

1:01:57

that? The be together in a with the much lake

1:01:59

p. The whole deliberation. Then.

1:02:03

I don't think do that time.

1:02:07

Are? You a due to the thought I,

1:02:10

was like feel Koala obamas moto

1:02:13

I want to but want to be there

1:02:15

but, there's a, self editor.

1:02:18

, as and

1:02:20

the silver school I, do I saw, that way

1:02:23

another thought out as it is,

1:02:25

this ever a song kids, are, A.

1:02:27

Deal with the tattoo years or

1:02:33

I i don't so,

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