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loans you

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recall you

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One two three nine nine

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nine nine nine Bobby

0:32

Lee welcome to

0:34

another episode of I

0:38

start smoking against I was hoping it was Colvin Oh

0:45

God what a joy welcome to Tiger

0:48

belly. I'm Bobby a kyla

0:50

Gilbert ever though the gangs in the room, but

0:54

We have two very special special regal. Well in a

0:56

regal way in a regal way. Yeah From

0:59

the neck up your little but might talk about that later.

1:01

Yeah, I Don't

1:03

have the strength though No,

1:06

you don't think Five

1:08

guys the vibes yeah, yeah, why are they so strong

1:10

but let me talk about that later, but um But

1:14

do you know why they're strong? I? Know

1:18

I mean I feel like you have

1:20

some like superhuman strength. No, I know I'm very

1:22

strong Number one I think that I

1:24

have quarter Got it. Oh, no,

1:26

we were established. Yeah, I have a quarter down, but let's

1:28

let's just let's introduce our guests And then get it gets

1:30

out on my quarter down sure We

1:34

have Jimmy and Nikki Norton and give

1:36

them a round of applause Videos

1:41

or whatnot and I and

1:43

I remember In

1:46

Montreal. Yep 2019

1:48

we had a little meal or coffee or

1:50

something. Yes. We have met each other before

1:53

Bobby It was you me Bonnie McFarland

1:55

love her and who else was Kate

1:57

Connor was there? Okay,

2:00

well Voss was lost there. I think maybe yeah, well

2:02

do we have a bad smell was there? We

2:05

had a bad time Voss was there if it was

2:07

nice. It was fun. He wasn't there. Yeah. Yeah No,

2:10

he wasn't there. Yeah, cuz we had a good time.

2:12

We did. Yeah, um, this is just for laughs just

2:14

for laughs Montreal Do you think bosses

2:16

dick still works or yes? I do. I

2:19

really do think Voss's dick still works. Yeah Yeah,

2:21

unlike him on the road. I think I

2:24

think his dick is fine. Oh, he's a future now. Oh,

2:26

yes dick sells out Rich

2:31

we love you. Yes. Anyway,

2:33

so we It's

2:35

funny even before you even came

2:38

to America. I think Nicky Mm-hmm. I think I

2:40

overheard him talking about you when we were doing

2:42

Opie back in the day Yeah, no, we were

2:44

doing you and I were you and I were

2:46

doing that shoot for uh, that guy Rama's that

2:49

Brit that British comic We were doing that shoot.

2:51

It's like a Showtime shoot at the comedy store

2:53

outside and I was texting with you. Ah How

2:56

do you remember the shit like that I have a

2:58

very weird memory yeah, I remember everything except to our

3:00

condoms Ever

3:05

use one no, no, no, no Yeah,

3:09

I saw everyone the room The

3:12

other day I'm sorry. I got the hookers were actually

3:14

my axe Sure, but it's been two years. I'm

3:16

fine. I'm fine. You know, I'm gonna tell you

3:18

something. All right, you preface every I'm sorry Yeah,

3:20

I'm sorry, but I'm gonna say this. Okay,

3:22

I was with a girl how hot Navey,

3:25

right? And you know, I stuck I

3:27

put my penis Against

3:29

the entryway. Yeah, sure. What do you

3:31

call it? Oh which or is

3:33

it the Christian orifice? Yeah, she looks at me. She

3:35

goes we don't have a condom and I

3:37

go. Oh, yeah I Was

3:40

like being taught this yeah

3:42

rule and we didn't do it, you know me

3:44

but it was like but but every

3:47

time before that It was like Rod Doc City, you

3:49

know, I mean it was like yeah, but um, so

3:51

I don't even know how it works But I'm sure I'll

3:54

figure it out. Yeah, I never liked him never like you've

3:56

used him before then I have what I've had to but

3:58

I never you know, yeah, I don't like them either.

4:00

No, I've seen a few who try to get

4:02

the condom on and they can't do it. What

4:04

do you mean? Like because the process sometimes

4:07

just goes limp when they put it on.

4:09

Hard, hard, hard when they put it

4:11

on because it's not very sexy. Wow.

4:14

Or it just sort of like

4:16

breaks the, you know, the

4:18

stream of passion maybe. I feel like Asians can do

4:20

it quickly. No,

4:25

but a little sushi roll. It's a medium sized

4:27

sushi roll. No,

4:31

okay. Hand roll.

4:35

When did you guys get married? We got married

4:37

two years ago. Wow. Big wedding? No,

4:39

just say City Hall. City Hall

4:41

because she came into the country. Well this

4:43

was more for paperwork so. I am great

4:45

in history, it was long. Well you know

4:47

a little Bobby. I'm

4:51

saying about story with Jim. She was in

4:53

Canada. Oh,

4:55

yeah. I remember now. You were living in Canada and

4:57

you would go up there often. Yeah,

5:04

I remember that. I didn't think you were from

5:06

North Korea. I've

5:09

been in a great country. Not

5:11

really, but so you two years ago so

5:14

you didn't have a big wedding. Nothing. No,

5:16

my manager Jonathan came who was the witness.

5:19

If Jonathan couldn't make it, Colin Quinn was like the

5:21

standby. We were all masked up. It was a City

5:23

Hall thing just to do. We want to have an

5:25

actual wedding. If it wasn't for immigration purposes, would

5:27

you guys have gotten married, do you think? I

5:30

never wanted to, but that kind of forced me to

5:32

do it. But yeah, I might have. I mean, I

5:34

love Nicki and I actually like being married. So it

5:36

took me 1500 plus days to emigrate.

5:38

Wow. Which is insane. Yeah, it was

5:40

long. Well that's love. You're originally from Norway?

5:43

Yes. I didn't realize

5:45

the immigration process from like a European country

5:47

would be that difficult. And it's not at

5:49

all. There's something called an ESTA, which is

5:51

basically automatic. You apply online. But

5:53

I got a fine in Norway, a hundred dollar fine

5:55

for smoking weed or something like that. So I just

5:57

paid the fine and then it came on my record.

6:00

While so now the sadder only we'd

6:02

as a number one schedule and heroin

6:04

as number. Two, they're treating me the guy

6:06

in the embassy goes, look, you're convicted criminal,

6:08

I can't let you and you need a

6:10

waiver job. I kept getting deny deny

6:13

deny deny deny it until we tried

6:15

for the way there when we got

6:17

engaged and that took another two years.

6:19

Right away for as a whole nother thing right

6:21

now you have to send and I mean the

6:24

amount of paperwork is as big as this table

6:26

and says success rate. I was having a whole

6:28

pandemics. I understand why people come to this country

6:30

illegally. I mean the I rarely do a job.

6:33

While got a fucking incredible. Also.

6:35

At for smoking weed sounds cel banana

6:37

and then in half the seats yeah,

6:39

I'm assuming and sligo me while. Federally

6:41

it's non which is very very confusing

6:44

to me, that so confusing and also

6:46

I just. These. Countries the criminalize. Weird

6:48

yeah look at Korea that fucking doctor from

6:51

parasites or killed himself out in L A

6:53

because he he was smoking i guess we'd

6:55

at a bar. I mean know it was more

6:57

than that was. Mean. There is definitely some

6:59

I think there was like rumors of like infidelity

7:01

and other things. He got caught and mask or

7:03

yes yeah volume I think of our to yeah it

7:06

wasn't. Just lead. I think it was more

7:08

than thou curve. But but you're not wrong

7:10

in that who cares if someone cheats And

7:12

who cares if someone does drugs. It shouldn't

7:14

be the no reason to. Kill yourself

7:16

right? or you'll be shamed. And that way that

7:18

like. Your daughter. You're not considered like, you know

7:20

what I mean. like. And that's what. Like what? Koreans,

7:24

Look at me with shame. Not

7:26

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7:28

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7:30

on a good when I go on the road know I

7:32

look at the audience. And. Also, every

7:34

household. Boosts. Read like a

7:36

sampling of three thousand seats. Reasons.

7:40

It. Just doesn't make us any select certain. Not

7:42

Tag Valley shows. Are lots of

7:44

maybe? that's what I was. Hell is like like we

7:47

will be good as a just was charred I don't

7:49

know. I know some of complement. Or

7:53

just shadow of a sad like I would

7:55

guess a stocky are male resell. Ah yes

7:58

I'm sorry That was a. month Punches

8:00

drywall, but is it like oh yeah,

8:02

yeah, a Karen equivalent and

8:05

no no no okay? What's a Karen equivalent

8:07

Chad is more like a bro. We know what

8:09

I'm really what are we always Chad for a

8:11

guy um? Incel

8:14

no no no no because Chad's

8:16

can also be can Gary Gohman no,

8:19

Gary That

8:22

was your guy love Gary. I don't know why I said that

8:24

but anybody please move on What

8:28

what what's the opposite of a child the opposite

8:30

of a chat is probably someone granola a

8:32

little bit What's a granola like like

8:35

I don't know I've just in my head.

8:37

I've categorized granola It is like

8:39

it is like Chad is more of the masculine

8:42

omega than yours or not Omega But it's like

8:44

a beta would be the opposite my baby. Oh,

8:46

yes, yes, you're kind of an opposite Chad Yeah,

8:48

okay, you too though my wife's a Chad I

8:54

Much more muscular than Jim I'm

8:58

pretty sure I could beat you if I wanted to

9:01

you know fight do you think honestly I

9:03

think I think so no Can you remember hits me? I

9:05

know but he I

9:11

can go into berserker mode and completely

9:14

black out well if there's a threat of

9:16

course yeah good Yeah, I

9:18

feel like you're good with elbows and very with the

9:20

nails And you're also

9:22

just like long and I feel like you can kind

9:24

of reach across and really you know when

9:26

I go manic And loose my shit. I'll get

9:28

a blackout. I'll beat anyone. That's real

9:31

threat That's good. Have you guys got in a fight

9:33

where you're like in the red zone no no we

9:35

are never I told you to take Muay Thai though.

9:37

She's great balance like she throws good kick. Oh, you

9:39

ought to take that like we are I'm a very

9:41

soft gentle relationship never any physicality

9:43

a little arguing Yeah, debating

9:46

sure like about what flat

9:48

earth? Choose

9:54

me wrong officially in her but now we're already

9:56

about doesn't follow the curve. That damage is right.

10:03

Yeah, yeah, farm stupid see guys. don't

10:05

fight. You guys get along and arm

10:07

and you can still get tired of

10:10

his other. Know, I mean I

10:12

we have ugly a married couple like what

10:14

I mean during times like you. Time. In

10:16

the how like I like and of couple rules you

10:18

go in one room of when the other but like

10:20

I don't want to be away from her like I

10:22

want to do like the King and Queen of England

10:24

lengthy sleep in separate bedroom and zeppelin yeah that's what

10:26

I would want in an ideal I'd want to have

10:28

double said for. Everybody

10:31

thinks because yes, I. Will admit

10:33

if I'm ever in. My. Dad

10:35

started to walk up. anyway. I

10:37

fucking love you See if I'm

10:39

ever in another religious of again.

10:42

Yes! I'm will insist on two

10:44

different beds and two different rooms. The

10:46

on two different houses? Okay who different

10:48

countries such? As

10:51

back to Norway to the planet. Yeah

10:53

so anyway, I'm not. I would probably

10:55

go. You know, let's you stay in

10:57

your room. As everyone says, well. Was.

11:00

He smashed or whatever. Maybe you could spend a

11:02

night one night in a blind, but it's I

11:04

expect street military. Is it the zebra? You basically.

11:06

Like Frida Kahlo. Without.

11:08

That's as the Rebels and Events was

11:10

deleted. Hello and. Then they had

11:12

like us to separate houses and they had

11:15

that little bridge that would connect with their

11:17

homes and with that sort of the brilliant

11:19

i love that like is that works for

11:21

them. How fabulous! We. Have a battle. Yeah,

11:23

seen Babbitt as younger twin beds together that raise

11:25

and lower separately. So it's kind of nice to

11:27

have voice Lucky my own. My own level of

11:30

raising and see can do what she wants on

11:32

her side, but it is a divide and. Yes

11:34

A we we had I had pitched as you

11:36

a long time ago were still together How we

11:38

will listen just to bunk beds. Are. A

11:40

number of that's what they're talking about as I

11:42

live in jail sun. Sets

11:45

out what their targets know like those sleep number of

11:48

as well you know? But yes that's. The it still

11:50

feels like a separation. Kids like. Let's suppose one person

11:52

is higher. One person is lower. That sort of Bung

11:54

Betty. Yes. Nice, right? Yeah, yeah yeah.

11:56

wasn't a hogs. I like to have always

11:58

been a part of. The nicely by doesn't

12:00

he wasn't molested read: I don't like either You

12:03

know. Your life and then he don't

12:05

like being like any type of like cuddling

12:07

or. Before sleep. Sure more time for know.

12:09

I could fall asleep coddling. I love to

12:11

clear the way most closely. I wanna cuddle

12:14

them. Ah my Lovitz, it's my favourite.

12:16

I'll fall right asleep but he likes

12:18

to sleep with the bedroom completely ice

12:20

cold and I can handle because I'm

12:22

Anwar Amounts My body does this work

12:24

with morality. Or. Hold swept down and

12:26

that's terrible wake up called sledding. Yeah I

12:28

don't like being social and only one elites

12:30

like draper arm over made. he has. On

12:32

three a season blasts and

12:34

another fan and assists. To. And

12:36

it would you not a dick run every lights. I

12:39

know her. Live with this counts as soon. As

12:42

I thought I was gonna say the

12:44

same thing with one less letter from

12:46

ah. Well

12:53

as good as I get. even

12:55

if like about sleeping and this

12:57

is happening a finger. yeah it's

12:59

I got. A yeah now

13:01

I realize our me guess odd years you

13:04

will shoot decide. I do either would have been a. Here's.

13:06

The thing he does he's like okay, fine, I'll cuddled

13:08

that than his. When you said. She's cuddling the

13:10

like this. the if I were to look up at his

13:12

impression, it's like this: if. It's. Not

13:14

an employee of I've heard. all I enjoy really

13:16

all are aiding there's a New York once he

13:19

didn't know what is bearer. Of all I

13:21

and look all pretty or grocery wise

13:23

hard look at that jail for jobs

13:25

we broke up two years ago. Why

13:27

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13:30

us up of six of us

13:33

as adults in their mouths are

13:35

bad decision and that's why they

13:37

invented the Longfellow. The

13:39

right to guys a bear know as a barrier

13:41

ah and races as started during that the I

13:43

he so of yourself and the by that. Was

13:46

jail or you cuddle when you were attacking hello

13:48

to my sleeping so we were just lane. I'm

13:50

fine with it but when it's time to sleep

13:52

because I want to call on was fine with.

13:54

And own a colonel gentleman who wants to cuddle. Me:

13:57

okay i just have a rephrase i love to kind of which is

13:59

not what i'm saying I would

14:01

kill to cuddle. Thank you. Just not when I'm sleeping. That's

14:07

my husband. I think with

14:09

Bobby, he's just kind of like a cat because I know that

14:11

if I If I would leave the

14:13

house, he would be where are you? What time are

14:15

you coming home? So I know he needs me close

14:18

just not too close, right? Right, right where it was

14:20

like yeah, yeah, and he needs to come to you

14:22

for the affection You can't just you know, yeah

14:24

liberties and grass. Yes, it's crazy And I

14:26

don't deal with this with Nikki, but I've dated

14:28

people in the past where the fury I

14:30

would feel if they would hold My hand

14:32

like not knowing For

14:35

them not reading that I didn't want to be touched.

14:37

Yeah fucking right. I would just get ready. I want

14:39

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14:43

didn't do it. Yeah feel it and that comes

14:45

from weird But but but the same because he

14:47

just recently like went out on a date and

14:49

the stories He would tell me he was a

14:51

kyla like when she would hold my hand like

14:53

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14:55

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14:57

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14:59

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15:02

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15:13

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15:18

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15:22

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is maybe second time, a third time meeting. And

20:08

we're walking down the street and she just kind

20:10

of just without even asking, just went and did

20:13

this one. Oh, yeah. The real

20:15

well, you're wrapped in the wrapped in

20:17

one. Yeah, that's like normal. That's not

20:19

normal. It's normal. Three,

20:22

three weeks in. Yes. To

20:24

hold hands normal. Jim, if I, you know, it

20:26

depends on the vibe. Jim, if someone has

20:28

a ring on, she used to wear a ring and I

20:30

always feel a ring against my hand and I fuck it.

20:33

I hated it. I hate it. The ring

20:35

would hurt. I have small hands. The ring

20:37

would hurt my hand. Yeah. Yeah. I

20:40

have little line. Can we see our size difference? Yeah. Well,

20:43

I have big hands. Look at our size difference. Oh,

20:45

it's the same. It's the same. It's

20:47

great. Yeah, exactly. And her age is long finger.

20:49

I do have a lady. Let me see something.

20:52

Let me see that hurts. It sure does. Where does

20:54

that come from? Where does that

20:56

come from? That like just kind

20:59

of like not wanting to be touched like at

21:01

all. I would say either an uncle or some

21:03

other person who I don't remember. He only likes

21:06

to be. Just the nipples. Just the nipples. I

21:08

like my nipples. Play with occasionally. Not as much

21:10

as I used to. I've gotten older. I liked

21:12

it less. Well, that's because I that's because

21:14

I pickle his nipples now and I go.

21:18

Yeah. And I hate that. It's

21:20

not fun. You don't like that? No. And

21:23

so do men have the same amount of like sensory

21:25

stuff in their nipples as women? Because for me, it's

21:27

like really, you know, hot to me. But I don't

21:29

know if men do. Do you? What

21:32

do you mean? Your nipples. Definitely

21:34

senses there. Yeah. Yeah. But

21:37

also when they pinch, I don't like. But

21:39

I like a tongue. Tongue. I

21:41

love tongue. Great. Like around

21:43

the edges, around the borders. You know what I mean? So you want

21:45

someone to suck on your nipples. Yeah. But

21:47

don't go to the let's say the, you know, DMZ. Yeah. Yeah.

21:51

Don't cross the border. You can peek over

21:53

it, but don't cross it. No, just like a little

21:55

cat. Like a little flick. Yeah.

21:58

But in North Korea, you mean? Kim

22:00

Jong Un is sleeping. No, I don't know. Around

22:04

the border, that's fine. No. You

22:06

like going all the way? What? Going to

22:08

the nipple and you bite the tip of it? Oh, no, I

22:10

don't bite. Okay, good. I like to have my

22:12

nipple just a little licked. Little licked. But you

22:14

don't lick my nipple that much. All right, well, you could

22:16

have told me privately. Wait, wait, wait.

22:20

You don't... What's wrong with their nipple? Nothing

22:22

at all. You just get into patterns. Like,

22:24

I just haven't, but I'll do it more if you

22:26

want more nipple licking. A little more nipple licking, yeah.

22:28

So we're done, believe me. I don't know that at

22:31

all. Blinking idiot. I like to lick. I like gently,

22:33

just gently brush them, like a little harp. Yeah, yeah.

22:36

Gentle. You're so weird. How old are you

22:38

now, Jim? Fifty-five. I'm fifty-two.

22:42

And you know, when I was a

22:44

younger man, I was like, once I'm fifty, I'm

22:46

not going to be thinking

22:53

about sex that often. Yeah. That's

22:55

Jim too, and I think that's very common for men. But it

22:58

has a stop for me, has it? Really? I

23:00

have a face on everyone. Well, I will say

23:02

this, that when Jim was fifty, he wanted

23:04

to look for love, and he calmed down

23:06

a lot with the sexual. I think you

23:08

have a real sex addiction. Yes, I

23:10

think so. That's correct. Oh, no, I think you and I

23:12

have definitely the same kind of sex addiction. Yeah. It's

23:15

more porn for me now, though. It's only porn. Yeah,

23:17

but back in the day in New York, because I

23:19

remember people telling me this, like I would be in

23:21

New York, and I would go to the

23:23

porn stores and buy DVDs and stuff, like Blu-ray, right? And

23:26

I think somebody said, oh, Jim does that, or whatever, right? I

23:28

would go to the buy, yeah. Would

23:31

you buy toys, too, right? Not really, no.

23:33

I was never big on toys. Like I

23:35

had one of those pocket badges, like those

23:37

little things that make a suction noise. Yeah,

23:40

yeah. I've dealt with so many

23:42

men who want me to put dildos up

23:44

their ass. I fucking hate that. I don't

23:46

like that. I don't want to put dildos

23:48

up anyone's ass. I don't like dildos. No

23:50

dildos. No, no dildo? No. Oh,

23:52

yeah, yeah. No, no, no. They look

23:54

really threatening. They're a little bit too intense for me. I know,

23:56

yeah. I'm just playing there, and someone's pumping a dildo in your

23:59

ass. And they should do it

24:01

by race like a Filipino style or Japanese

24:04

one worth it, you know and especially

24:06

the guys I've been with me who likes trans girls

24:08

and want to have like a giant XL

24:11

dildo I just I'm not I'm not There's

24:14

correlation there with men who specifically seek

24:16

out trans girls who do want to get

24:19

pegged Oh my god majority of them. Well,

24:21

I think it depends how you come off

24:23

as a transsexual I think for me, yeah, a

24:25

lot of them want to be fucked. Yeah

24:27

Oh, yeah, they wanted it

24:29

doesn't make sense cuz I'm big and I think they

24:31

read me ass I don't know this big person and they want

24:33

to get Brutalized

24:40

Not me I don't get you like I don't know

24:42

my honey's very tender Was

24:46

that such a huge relief for you when

24:48

you found out that he wasn't into getting

24:50

railed You know honestly because I'm not bothered

24:52

with the washing and all that, you know,

24:54

cuz I'm like, I don't know What my

24:56

tube looks like cuz I can't don't

24:58

have the eyes for I've used an animal I've used

25:00

an animal like when I was doing like for colonoscopy

25:02

Yeah, and it's unpleasant like I could never like you

25:04

went for one week only recently Yeah, you hose out

25:06

your asshole and then all of a sudden you want

25:08

to get have sex in there. It's just Okay.

25:11

Yeah, is your asshole find them and

25:14

did you with any I mean I

25:16

I will say and I say this

25:18

but not even No polyps whatsoever. Well,

25:20

congratulations not even a single polyp internal

25:22

hemorrhoids No, he didn't

25:25

indicate Gave

25:27

my asshole a clean bill of health Inoscopy

25:30

and even I had internal hemorrhoid like

25:32

one tiny one. Oh, yeah. No, he didn't need it

25:34

in the cash Yeah, I should follow up ever try to want

25:36

so no, I would like her to try it Okay,

25:39

they'd like to be in the room. I would like

25:41

that like that would be hot Yeah, maybe my body

25:43

would have this awakening from my boy past and it

25:45

was just oh the cock and the vagina and key

25:48

transition Many

25:57

possibilities in this world. Yeah because Can

26:00

I just say something and I and everyone the room

26:02

I have tried pianists. Yeah, I mean

26:05

I didn't like it at all I

26:08

didn't hate it. I did like three times. Yeah. All

26:10

right with the same person different. How many years apart?

26:13

I was a kid. Oh, okay. I was like

26:16

13 14 years old. You're over there same age.

26:18

Yeah, they're all my friends I mean, I never

26:20

did it since I never did it since

26:22

but I tried it So do you never even wanted

26:24

to even try even though you didn't want to do

26:26

it? Yeah, you've tried it wanted it No, I haven't

26:28

no. Okay. No, it's for giant question. Oh vagina. Yeah

26:30

vagina. Yeah. Oh, no, I haven't tried vagina Yeah, yeah,

26:32

not even a even if you don't want to do

26:35

it. Just just see what it's gonna if I would

26:37

try it Yeah, what would happen? Mmm. I'm kind of

26:39

trying to picture what kind of girl that would be

26:41

because I'm very facial I mean the face the

26:44

face And

26:48

you know the body too, but if I'm

26:50

not the person with a great body put

26:52

a bag on I can't do that It

26:54

has to be a facial connection, right? You

26:56

think he's like, you know, I mean I'm

27:00

trying to think of what the girl I would want Do

27:05

you think your standards for women because you

27:07

don't naturally like pussy are probably higher because

27:09

it has to compensate for the fact That

27:11

you very they have a pussy maybe and

27:13

I've never had an attraction to a girl So

27:15

I don't know what kind of girl would I thought I'm

27:17

what kind of a giant would you like like the kind

27:19

I like? You wouldn't like like what are the

27:21

kind? Sure mine go ahead.

27:23

I mean You mean II

27:26

yeah, it should literally look like a like a

27:28

bad way. He wants it to look like a

27:30

cock. No He

27:34

wants the lips to be so fat they look like ball

27:37

He gathers the lips to make it look like a car Isn't

27:43

that the same tissue though the labia is the same

27:45

tissue as a tough it is and I'll say that a

27:47

lot while I'm going down on a woman But

27:52

no, I like it. I like it thicker of a person.

27:54

I've always liked that I feel

27:57

like that's actually more common than like most

27:59

of my friends at least do

28:01

like the meaty the bat wings and

28:03

all these rappers are rapping about that

28:05

yeah pussy now too yeah I like

28:07

flower you do the flower pussy it's

28:09

tucked in and then when you lick

28:11

it you know I mean like a

28:13

Venus flytrap or something yeah it blooms you

28:16

question about that go ahead and you have it

28:18

you have one of these that's tucked flower

28:20

yeah yes but no not always not always

28:22

it has its seasons yeah

28:25

seasonal okay it blooms sometimes

28:27

but you know like

28:29

in the in the 70s and 80s

28:31

like Playboy and a lot of these

28:34

like publications they would actually like Photoshop

28:36

the extra labia and the meat and

28:38

all of that really maybe growing up

28:40

what you saw your standard for what

28:42

was attractive pussy was basically just what

28:44

they were feeding you but not normal

28:47

female anatomy and mate is that maybe

28:49

what shaped your no because what I

28:51

can't eat open-faced sandwiches yeah yeah I

28:53

like when it's like to talk together

28:57

and I want to find into it yeah but it's open with gravy

28:59

on it I don't like it I love a Reuben I don't think

29:01

it's conditioning I feel like it is it might be

29:09

a little bit I think it has to do with my dick okay

29:12

tell me you feel like it's gonna swallow you whole

29:14

if it's meaty yeah a little bit that's also

29:16

like you know I don't know

29:18

I'm getting so nervous right now stop don't look

29:20

big in the face so as a

29:22

kid you know there's that stereotype

29:24

Asians have small tits can we all agree

29:26

that that was I have heard that yes

29:29

well I've watched point along I'm only seen

29:31

one Chinese guy with a huge cock so

29:33

I don't know that's very we can get there then that's

29:35

what you're saying oh yeah yeah we can get

29:37

that yeah I assume Yao Ming man is a

29:40

bass a dick the basketball player

29:44

yeah yeah I'm sure yeah yeah

29:46

policy was that seven foot three yeah he

29:50

doesn't have a micro no no feet are

29:52

like you know 19 or whatever so here's

29:54

what I'm gonna say okay growing up I

29:56

always thought oh maybe this I would

29:58

because I would never see So see, back in

30:01

the day, we didn't have the internet. When

30:03

you and I grew up, right? So we

30:05

had to imagine what other people's penises look

30:07

like. So it's like, for me, it's like

30:09

maybe because I was conditioned to think that

30:11

my penis was small, that I needed a

30:13

small vagina maybe. Yep. Ah.

30:16

Yeah. Awesome. One

30:19

that was, that's, that's yow, yeah. Oh wow. One

30:21

that would match your dick. I understand that, like a little

30:23

tight vag because you have a small penis. Why am I

30:26

not convinced that he's got a big dick? I don't know.

30:28

Ah, wow, go back, go back, go back. Maybe you're right. Maybe

30:31

you're right. Because there's no bulge, there's no

30:33

print. Yeah, yeah. I need a

30:35

print. Very flat. And plus it doesn't have to get, I

30:38

mean, am I right? Oh, hold on, wait, wait. There

30:40

it is, I see it. Put the black eyes. Yeah.

30:43

Put the black eyes, ball. And if, I'll

30:46

say if I was in those

30:48

shorts. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, she bulged.

30:50

Look at his face, even

30:53

he looks dejected. He's looking down at the smaller guy.

30:55

Yeah. It's a lot

30:57

bigger. Wow,

30:59

maybe you're right. But

31:01

of all the men, and I've dated

31:03

like the whole rainbow, the whole

31:06

variety, it's not been Asian guys who've

31:08

been the smallest. Let's speak the truth.

31:11

It's the thick

31:13

chads. Really? Because

31:15

they probably take so much shit into

31:17

their bodies. That's true. People with

31:19

that bulky body usually got small decks. Bert

31:22

Kreischer. Yeah, it's like little dog dick. I heard Bert is

31:24

the big dick. Yeah, I know what you mean. No, it

31:26

is. Bert, I've seen that. Bert is

31:28

so interesting to me where I'm like, oh, like he's

31:30

a sick dude. Because you think they'll have a huge

31:32

cock. Yeah, and they don't. How about the skinny

31:34

tall guys? Those are like John Holm. Oh, like, oh,

31:37

yeah. Or even the skinny, or guys. Skinny

31:39

short guys with no pecs. Yeah. Have

31:41

the biggest dick. It's the lanky guys. They have

31:43

the hugest cock. Yeah. Do you think these guys

31:46

have? No. No, no, no, no, no,

31:48

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Four

31:50

inch. Three inch. Three and a half. Wow. Maybe

31:52

the black guy four. Yeah. Yeah, the darker guy. Yeah,

31:54

maybe he has one. Yeah. Yeah, they have small, small

31:57

ding dongs. But little lanky guys, I didn't realize they

31:59

were little lanky. I know tall skinny

32:01

guys and then you can see a

32:03

guy with like long giant fingers. Yeah.

32:05

Yeah. Yeah, you could tell yeah Yeah,

32:07

and to talk about birds I've

32:10

literally seen his testicles and his penis

32:15

And it goes against your theory because

32:17

it's a magnificent Like

32:20

a huge dong it's magnificent. That's all I have.

32:22

This is yes flap on them Yeah, yeah, I

32:24

mean it was beautiful bird has a big dick

32:26

vibe to him though. I can imagine One

32:29

guy got great energy. Yeah, he

32:31

never talked about his dick sloppy

32:34

huge cock I

32:38

see and Drake's penis. No, I

32:40

did see that view but I imagine I imagine it's

32:42

not a pretty looking dick But I have no idea

32:44

is it um here. I mean I can show you

32:47

yeah, look at it's okay But it's flopping but then

32:49

again, he might not have been hard and I

32:51

believe he'll cut cock me too. Oh

32:53

my god. Thank you I

32:56

guess cocks are uncut. Thank you. It's

32:58

like a little turtleneck. No Let's

33:02

address that I would never be impressed

33:05

by that. I'm if you know what it's

33:07

fine. It's actually bigger than I thought But

33:10

if he was a client of mine, I wouldn't be shocked.

33:12

Okay, but it's what I what I know is about I'm

33:14

not a client of hers Husband

33:17

husband, it's it's skinny. He

33:20

has cock. Mm-hmm. Yes, it is thin right

33:22

very thin So what I'm saying is is

33:24

that I think that I have the same width But

33:27

he's not fully hard. I don't think right still

33:29

doesn't matter you can tell it's a skinny penis

33:31

But it's bigger than I thought but it is

33:33

truth. It is a skinny It's like a udon

33:35

noodle is any grip in the bottom a certain

33:38

way to look at holding it to give the

33:40

illusion That's interesting a little trickster I've

33:43

been with men of all colors and I think

33:45

for me the Middle Eastern guys anything a

33:47

little middle middle Eastern yeah, have the smallest

33:49

eggs. I don't know why really I find

33:51

it that way which which makes

33:53

them angry. Oh Which Makes

33:56

them? Are

34:00

you know how. Many

34:03

hours of I literally saved. Another is that you

34:05

know where I am. I

34:07

what has happened you unpack and the

34:09

I do think you're correct. I love

34:12

Only and why do they circumcised people

34:14

in America? Because you guys have no

34:16

reason to do. It's in every. Other

34:18

part of the world I mean except for

34:20

like the Middle East little circumcise anyone? In

34:22

the Philippines I think it's really like a

34:24

just a religious push right? Because the I

34:26

grew up in. I grew up in the

34:28

Philippines and was very Catholic. Okay so it's

34:30

like if you weren't circumcised as a boy

34:33

you would be sunil. Lol Earth is all

34:35

relenza so it's riot here and the stays

34:37

that is it. Like that every American. Because

34:39

reward don't want to smack. yeah it would

34:41

have but I have four scan on neighborhoods

34:43

magma I'm that's what's your opinion as I

34:46

miss. you know I think he. Had

34:49

I would always a lot of i've heard

34:52

on what you're looking at my cock a

34:54

lot of your life eyes or less about

34:56

thirty dollars Our decision is yours Is on

34:58

caught yes yes you do see of smug

35:00

as or she does not have I would

35:03

you married or should dig was awful ah

35:05

I'm obviously I I unplugged my did you

35:07

would marry me of my uncles. And perfect

35:09

as a great that's a great point she

35:11

says he's obsessed with usually would you would

35:13

you love me of my dick was like

35:15

four inches smaller. And I'm like I

35:17

wouldn't have talk to you with with a

35:20

has more ah I wanted my cock was

35:22

one and bigger", he said, one more current.

35:26

That rule of you would have to hand the remove a so.

35:29

I also find is interesting were has that

35:31

I'd penises is that it's so much easier

35:33

jerk one off because he techniques because with

35:36

out that of for skyn you have to

35:38

go yes he is lube Weird a force

35:40

can you only have is it built in

35:42

pocket pussy Yeah on a luckily I can

35:44

sell from experience I jack off. I know

35:47

it's like to jerk off. It's.

35:49

A nice sensation to. Seal your skin,

35:51

reading on your had zero fuck yourself?

35:53

Yes, Yes, it's wonderful. It's. Amazing and

35:55

I feel bad for all the people who

35:57

don't get to actually experience thought I really.

36:00

Really? Yeah, I would never circumcise

36:02

my son I wish I was me neither

36:04

and I've told that to Jim too if I ever get

36:06

a so well Well, it'd be a fucking miracle of modern

36:08

science, but I think no circumcision you

36:11

wish you were I'm not right Yeah,

36:14

no, I don't why why why because it would

36:16

see I the sensation of Having

36:19

your not no foreskin would probably be like

36:21

having force you'll be better like I'm cut

36:23

So I wish I wasn't something happens when

36:25

people get cut this color rate Have you seen

36:27

black guys when they get cut sometimes your dick will

36:29

be half pink because of the cut and the snip

36:32

What are you looking at? What do you point out? He

36:34

has a nice cream kind of penis. He

36:36

has a tricolor So really people who he's

36:38

been putting Hydroquinone and like

36:40

to try to bleach the the dark. Yeah, and

36:42

I'm like don't do that But

36:45

why why that happened a little snips

36:47

is discoloration. Yeah so

36:49

that so The dark

36:51

ring. Yeah, I have a dark brown Very

36:55

ugly ring around if you it's not ugly. Okay,

36:58

but just like it's like, you know vintage. It's a

37:00

vintage It's

37:02

got a little elven riding around it Hey

37:09

put in the fire you can read a message by my point No

37:13

So where the ring is is probably

37:15

where they cut maybe Maybe or

37:17

you may have had that anyway, and you just happen

37:19

to notice it because of that's why I mentioned

37:21

Darker guys because then the skin really you can

37:23

tell like you can very much tell because I

37:25

don't know what happens But something happens. I don't

37:28

know. Whoa Okay. Well, you know, I've never

37:30

shouldn't we be born. I'm sorry. Shouldn't we be born natural

37:32

though? Like why snippet? I mean, we're

37:34

we are weird mutilation. Yeah, it

37:36

is mutilate, but this really is mutilation

37:38

in my eyes I really sincerely think

37:41

that I have a friend who I

37:43

think he got circumcised so he was

37:45

an American kid that moved to the

37:47

Philippines and because of the pressure of Circumcision

37:50

and being teased in school.

37:52

He opted to get circumcised when he

37:54

was 13. They took a little bit too much

37:56

off Oh a full raging

37:58

boner would hurt him skin would crack on this

38:00

guy. Oh, it got too tight, right? Yeah, it got too tight.

38:03

But then what you'd really do... I felt really bad for

38:05

him. It was just sex was uncomfortable for him. I don't

38:07

know if he's corrected it since, but I'm like, how do

38:09

you add more skin back? Yeah, how do you let

38:11

a little out? Maybe it's a good one. I don't know.

38:13

And I also feel like American women, maybe

38:15

that's why. Because I

38:17

feel like if we don't get certain men don't

38:19

get circumcised, the women don't... The women want the men

38:22

to be circumcised here in America, I feel. Yeah,

38:24

because we've also perpetuated this idea of

38:26

the whole like, shmeg, smegma, and like

38:28

getting BV if a guy isn't like

38:30

cleaning a smegma, but I think that's

38:32

really false. Like, I've gotten the weirdest

38:34

shit from cut guys. Who's...

38:37

I don't know what. Whose penis is bigger? I

38:40

mean... Really, Bobby? I just went out. I

38:43

mean, I paid for lawyers, I flew her into the country. Jim

38:47

is the size queen. Yeah, yeah, really. No,

38:50

my dick is fine, but hers is definitely bigger. I

38:52

feel like you and I, I mean, you have a

38:54

white version of mine, maybe. Wait, wait, wait.

38:56

No, wait, wait. You felt insulted.

38:58

You just felt insulted. No, no, no, no. No,

39:00

you didn't look... That's very insulting to me. I

39:02

apologize. I'm gonna say it again. I wanna say

39:04

it again. I want the reaction to be different.

39:06

When I first met Jim, this was in Oslo, and we

39:09

were in the elevator, and I was just remembering thinking

39:11

that he must have an awful cock. Hm.

39:15

And then when you saw it... It's better than

39:17

when I saw it. Thank you. She really just

39:20

had to turn me on. You know, it wasn't

39:22

cancer. It

39:24

was bigger than I thought. So,

39:27

I assume that you and I have the same

39:30

size penis you think. I hope so, man. God

39:33

damn it. I've wanted that, but I was afraid to

39:35

hope for it, but now that you've said it, it's

39:37

in the universe. If mine

39:39

is almost yours, I'm good. That's all

39:41

I care about. Oh. So,

39:44

I'm sorry for insulting you, but... Oh, please.

39:47

But I also wanna go back to... I

39:49

don't know if you remember this, but in

39:51

retrospect, what a great show was me, you, Joey

39:54

Diaz, Vegas,

39:57

opening for dice. Do you remember that? I have pictures

39:59

from there. Andrew was

40:01

wearing like the weird like American flag jacket Yeah,

40:03

it was like it was like a benefit for

40:05

9-11, but it was like in 2002 right for

40:07

like victims or something Yeah, yeah, I remember that

40:09

it was me you Joe and what a lineup

40:12

Yeah, I told it dice for three. I mean, you know, you know, yeah No

40:16

23 years years years years. Yeah was

40:19

it long long time? And

40:24

um, aren't you are you happy the

40:26

way the internet changed the game or

40:28

no? I don't I'm fine with it. I mean, I'm

40:31

a little left behind but I'm okay with it Like

40:33

it's helped so many people and watch what it does

40:35

for like dice. I love his videos.

40:37

Those are fucking videos Dude

40:40

waiting for the picture Yeah,

40:43

this drives people nuts. I love what Andrew's doing. Yeah.

40:45

So yeah, I think the internet's great I mean, I

40:47

wish I was better at it, but I mean you're

40:49

great. What are you talking about? I mean, I my

40:53

Instagram is very mediocre I

40:55

love what we're doing and I'm not just saying that to be

40:57

a plug or but I really do like I enjoy that We

40:59

can just do something and put it up because networks are gonna

41:01

ignore us So I like that we can just do something and

41:03

put it up for free Well, I you know, I think I'm

41:05

in this more of a same generation as you Yeah And

41:08

I don't know how to do any of that Like

41:10

in terms of posting Instagram like people go. What are

41:13

you post Mars? Like I just never think to do

41:15

it, right? I'm like them too. Like I'm telling

41:17

him you should post something more like this and

41:19

but he doesn't get it You know, I don't care.

41:21

It's just not doing my mind works. Yeah, but why don't

41:23

what why don't you just try? I've tried it like the

41:25

material I like putting up is when I joke bombs like

41:28

not like Also an

41:30

old man. Yeah, kind of my kind

41:32

of kind of yeah. Yeah.

41:34

I mean 52 is pretty old. Yeah

41:37

Yeah, yeah, it sucks. It doesn't suck.

41:39

Yeah, but you have everything in

41:41

life the house the cars the wife

41:44

foreign I mean you have everything I'm

41:49

just saying like you have everything my life is

41:51

very good. I'm very happy But I wish I

41:53

was better at uploading, but I

41:55

just don't care about it that much Yeah, but Jim. I mean, I don't

41:57

want to make you feel weird but

42:00

I'm telling you right now and this is I don't think

42:02

I'm like Exaggerating in a kind

42:04

of way, but you are like

42:06

a legend Stop

42:08

stop stop stop for a second.

42:11

Oh, I'm sorry The

42:15

Bobby I like and some people say that about

42:17

me as well, you're right and it feels uncomfortable

42:19

Yeah, right like a young Asian kids will go

42:22

to me like I grew up You

42:24

know, I'm doing this because of you you know mean

42:26

I'm your I look up to you what you did

42:28

And it's so hard to because I still feel like

42:31

I haven't made it. Yeah, I have that complex, right?

42:33

Right, but then it's like, you know, but when I

42:35

think about you and I think and

42:37

I hang out with these young guys Especially from New

42:39

York and stuff. I just feel like we would be

42:41

nowhere or they would be nowhere without you You

42:44

and Geraldo and Patrice I think are

42:46

the guys you know, I mean and you know, I mean that

42:48

like even for me And I'm

42:50

gonna give you a compliment here. Um, I don't know

42:53

if you know this but when I first did Opie and Anthony My

42:56

career was done I mean it

42:58

I couldn't get arrested and and the

43:01

reason why I would do opening Opie is because

43:03

I needed to sell tickets at Caroline's because they

43:05

used to book me there right and I learned

43:07

how to Be a

43:09

podcaster through you guys by doing that show,

43:11

you know, I really did So it's like

43:13

for me when I think about you I

43:15

think of you and a boss is in

43:18

there, too Sure um, I just

43:20

think of you guys not Trailblazers but

43:22

guys that I really kind of look up

43:24

to and go with the image It's like

43:26

we obviously you look at these young New

43:28

York comics and it's like you see Norton in and all

43:30

of them Oh, thank you. Yeah, very nice.

43:32

How did I feel? It's very difficult It's

43:38

hard I would much rather have heard, you know, Jim and

43:40

this joke you did was shitty I'm like, I know I

43:43

can't yeah, I can't get to it. I can't work on

43:45

it. But yeah, it's hard to take home I appreciate it

43:47

though from a friend and whoever's back. Yeah, yeah a lot.

43:49

Thank you You don't agree

43:51

with it at all. I mean, it's it's always nice to

43:53

hear I know that like ONA were very good for letting

43:56

comedians hang out and I and I

43:58

loved my fellow comics and always wanted

44:00

guys to come in. So like I know that I

44:02

was a part of that just because I loved being

44:04

with comedians and like we would come in and ONA

44:06

allowed us just to kind of do what we wanted

44:08

to do. And that kind of was

44:10

a bit of a blueprint for what works

44:13

now, which is great. I mean, I'm happy I was a part

44:15

of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I got lucky I get to

44:17

improv with all my the funniest people in the world. Yeah, yeah,

44:19

yeah. It was it was an amazing thing. And

44:21

I felt like ONA also used people that not

44:24

necessarily. Okay, that's me. Just look at me back in the

44:26

house. Oh, yeah. Every

44:29

clip on YouTube of Bobby on

44:31

opening Anthony always starts with Bobby

44:33

has panic attack. Yeah. Well, that

44:35

first time was one

44:37

of the demos because I didn't know how to do it.

44:39

Then like I when I

44:41

was on the show, I felt like I was

44:43

drowning. Wow. I never knew who was real or

44:46

not. No, I like you're so funny. And I'm

44:48

like, I never believed half what you said. I

44:50

honestly, it was just Bobby was just this entity

44:52

that would kind of come

44:54

in and say crazy shit. And one

44:57

time you left because we had a guy dressed like a

44:59

bunny rabbit. Yeah. And I'm like, there's no way Bobby believes

45:01

that. No, but I remember that you could push

45:03

pause. I don't want to see it. Yeah.

45:06

But I just remember being like, Oh, these guys are

45:08

bullying me in my mind. Yeah. And then the next time

45:10

I went on, it was much Oh, there I am. Just

45:13

push pause, please. Yeah. I don't want to look

45:15

at myself. Yeah, we loved you, though. You were

45:17

so unique and funny. Oh, thank you. Every time

45:20

was fucking hilarious. This was in 2000. Yeah, I

45:22

got in trouble with things I've said. But anyway,

45:25

let's move on. Yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah,

45:27

yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A

45:32

little not funny consolation. We almost

45:34

never believed you. I know. I

45:36

know. So anyway, but so let's go

45:38

talk back to Jim. Anyway,

45:40

so that's I just wanted you to

45:43

put that in your heart. Well, thank you. It means

45:45

a lot. I mean, I do more because I just

45:47

don't you should post more. May I yeah, I just

45:50

hire a guy. What's that? I have

45:53

people around me that doing shit. I should yeah, we

45:55

have people that would do it. And I'm so being

45:57

a territorial about material like I don't want anybody to

45:59

be the edits and I'm just again

46:01

like what I do with our thing is like

46:03

I love what we do I have fun doing

46:05

that the clips I just go yeah no one's

46:07

gonna watch it nobody wants to see this shit

46:09

so the joke bombs I love putting up jokes

46:12

that bomb but not ironically like a joke that

46:14

just really doesn't work like when a joke stinks

46:16

it's like well that's what you're getting yeah that

46:18

feels good huh but um

46:20

do you've never done stand-up no I

46:22

didn't even know you're very funny thank you

46:24

I didn't even know in comedy once before

46:26

I met Jim I didn't understand that comedians

46:28

when they talk this was material I thought

46:30

this was just a person on stage trying

46:33

to be funny so

46:36

fucking literal the first time Nicki saw me

46:38

live was in Montreal and other

46:40

guys some guy goes man that

46:43

blonde you were with didn't laugh

46:45

once I didn't get it

46:47

at first but how did you I mean can

46:50

I just go back to how you guys met

46:52

them yeah so you were in New York obviously

46:54

you're in Norway and how

46:56

does the internet obviously is

46:58

yes I've done a

47:01

lot of interviews where I say like I love trans

47:03

women and I've talked about that for years

47:05

yeah anybody who's shocked I mean you haven't

47:07

been listening since late night interview that he did

47:09

and I didn't know that he was a comedian I just

47:11

saw this man of something we're talking about trans

47:13

people so I messaged him and we started

47:16

to talk on Facebook and then it turned

47:18

out that she was also online I

47:20

was like well I really enjoy your work yeah

47:23

also you saw stuff oh yeah of course

47:25

camming yeah oh you can oh yeah we're

47:27

only fans yeah oh before only then I

47:29

quit right before only fans became a thing

47:31

are you jerked off to it I

47:34

mean I don't want to say I jerked off to but

47:36

I was in my ceiling is a different color when

47:43

come drives it's more yellow yeah yeah

47:45

I don't know why I know that how

47:48

do I know there's like a yellow I know that yeah yeah

47:50

I do not like yeah yeah are they

47:53

just good I don't know anyone to

47:55

move on from my but because I

47:57

remember my mom had it she got

47:59

it I had this Duran Duran poster above

48:01

my, in high school. And

48:05

then below it were like, as if the poster

48:07

was crying yellow tears. I

48:10

remember one day when I came out from

48:12

school, my mom was chipping at it. She

48:14

didn't know what it was. She thought that

48:16

the walls were old or something.

48:20

I go, yeah, it's a cement or whatever. The drywall. Why

48:24

would you shoot into a wall? I don't

48:26

shoot into a wall. No, I would come and just...

48:31

It just, it would hit the wall. No, no, I would put it

48:33

on my hand and just... Oh, weird choice. Yeah. I'm so lazy. Yeah. I'm

48:38

not going to get up and get a sock. But that makes you

48:40

feel like, what have I been doing when you come home

48:42

when your mother's doing Shawshank Redemption? Oh no. You're off too

48:44

much. Yeah, yeah. I

48:50

remember doing that, but yeah, I don't know why.

48:53

I know why I don't know that. So then how did you...

48:58

You guys were talking on Facebook and then... Yeah. And then

49:00

I was watching her. So we just

49:02

started talking and we FaceTimed for what? Eight months

49:04

before we actually physically met. Wow. We

49:06

were friends. We became legit friends. That's why

49:08

our relationship works. We just got along. Yeah.

49:12

But let me say something. When you first met, what

49:14

was that? I booked gigs. Bill Burrow

49:16

had always been on me to go overseas. I booked gigs in

49:19

Norway. I booked Amsterdam. I booked Belgium just to

49:21

meet her. The only reason I went over there to do gigs

49:23

was to meet Nicki. Well, he booked this

49:25

tour of us to be able to

49:27

spend time with him. That's so sweet. Yeah. And we met

49:29

and I really liked her and we got along well. We

49:31

talked well. Did you hook up the first night or no?

49:34

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean,

49:36

I had limited time in the city. And

49:39

then I flew her to Amsterdam to finish it. Oh,

49:42

really? Yeah. Come, come. We

49:44

had such fun. We got to eat and it

49:46

was just great. I knew I really liked her a

49:48

lot. Wow. And you're in love.

49:51

Yeah. I mean, it was pretty fast, but I didn't, you know,

49:53

again, it was ups and downs and it was, this is back

49:55

in 2017. Yeah. So we've known

49:57

each other for a long, long time. Wow. It's

50:00

so weird to be on these podcasts and talk about

50:02

it because we kind of lived life secretly for like

50:04

five years during this immigration process. Yeah. Because

50:07

if I was going to be public during that, I

50:09

don't want to have any fans of Jim interfering with

50:11

my immigration process. And I also, the main reason too

50:13

is if it didn't work, I didn't want to be

50:15

talking about it on the air and going, fuck the

50:18

government. I didn't want to go down that rabbit hole.

50:20

First of all, people would get bored. Nobody

50:22

wants to hear about your ins and outs of immigration in real time. And

50:24

then it was also like, I never knew from the government if I would

50:26

get a yes or no. So what? I

50:29

was in the public and then I need to only know and then we both kill

50:31

ourselves. Like no. Yeah. I

50:33

didn't know what was going to happen. I was really scared that you wouldn't

50:35

get it. I couldn't see anything beyond. It would end badly. Yeah. Wow.

50:39

It would have ended badly. I wouldn't

50:41

even know what to do. It would be hard fucking working. It

50:44

would have been. Yeah. I would have

50:46

hated it. Whatever. Like

50:48

if you told me this was as good as it will ever get, like this

50:50

is the top. It's just, I was doing a few podcasts. But that gave

50:52

me a little PTSD, Jim, because I was relatively young at

50:54

that time. And I never thought that they would tell me

50:56

no as a Norwegian. Never. So

50:59

I think I'm giving me a little PTSD. I

51:02

think it has. Wow. Five

51:04

years is insane. It's insane. And I could go

51:06

into Canada. No problem. They let

51:08

me right in. Yeah. I even went to

51:10

school there because my other visa wouldn't hold for too long. So

51:12

I had to start school college. I didn't want to go to

51:14

fucking college. Can you imagine I

51:16

went to college for this old comedian?

51:22

She did. She went for a year in

51:24

Montreal. I get older in the pandemic. I didn't talk to

51:26

anyone in Canada. I didn't have any friends. Of course I

51:28

didn't do that myself, but it was just weird being

51:30

with someone like who's Jim. It's very

51:32

hard for me to meet people my age because I don't think they

51:35

understand or it's weird also when you're just

51:37

married. Yeah. You know, being a girl and

51:39

being 26, meeting another 26 year old, they're

51:41

going to treat me differently. Yeah. Right.

51:44

It's a hundred percent. Yeah. So

51:47

I've just kind of lived life in solidarity with this man for a while. That's fucking

51:49

amazing. Have you met her

51:51

family? Yes. Her family. They

51:53

like me a lot. Right. Yeah.

51:56

And my parents love her. Oh, that's great. I'd

51:58

have to talk, you know, like in 2017, we first met like. Look,

52:00

I met this person and... Jim has

52:02

done everything for me, like literally everything. He's

52:04

changed my life completely. Well, she's changed mine

52:07

too. I mean, it's been being married and

52:09

we're happy. No, but Jim has really done

52:11

literally everything for me. It's crazy. And

52:14

my family was cool with it. My parents

52:16

were, my mother's like, are you gay? Like,

52:18

but she had to ask. I'm like, come

52:20

on, Ma. Aww. Like, I don't

52:22

want to talk about dicks. You say that. I

52:24

feel like you were the first people that I heard

52:26

openly and

52:29

proudly talk about being attracted to trans

52:31

girls. And I really liked it. Like,

52:33

I really appreciated it. Just

52:35

because like, kind of, you know, like no one

52:37

else was outwardly saying it in a way that

52:39

was like, you know, not negative.

52:41

You know what I mean? Yeah. I

52:44

don't know anyone else in the industry who's married a

52:46

trans person. I don't. And

52:48

if they did, they must have done it behind closed doors. I can't think of

52:50

one. I mean, who? I don't know. Yeah.

52:52

I don't think about it really. I

52:55

mean, I understand that it is what it is, but I don't

52:58

have any. It's just like,

53:00

to me, it's fine and natural. And

53:02

that's, and that, but that is how it is for us, too. It's

53:04

like, we're just a married couple. Like, that's

53:06

kind of the point of the whole YouTube channel. We're

53:08

just a married couple. Like, and all these weird things

53:10

people think about it. It's like, no, it's fine about

53:12

the same shit. There's no difference. Yeah. It's

53:15

life. I have a question

53:17

for you, Nicky. Are there

53:19

trans girls that are genuinely

53:21

attracted to women? Yes.

53:26

Because I have an attraction. I'm attracted to

53:28

trans girls, but I find that they're never

53:31

attracted to me. Really? And

53:33

it's usually, I mean, I mean, maybe

53:35

I just haven't met any. No,

53:37

I've seen a few. I mean, I was going

53:39

to say Caitlyn Jenner. She's with a trans person now, but

53:41

she's also trans, right? Right. But

53:43

yeah, I think that's the thing, too. I've had

53:45

a few girls written me wanting to be with

53:48

me. Yeah. But that was just never my thing.

53:50

Right. So, but that's probably

53:52

a bit more rare. Yeah. But it

53:54

does exist, though. Sure. I've known

53:56

a few trans girls who I know like women,

53:59

but it's just not. like trans girls? I

54:01

find them super attractive. Yeah. But they don't

54:03

find you attractive? Um, the ones that I've

54:05

met, no, they're typically just really into men

54:07

like are repulsed by Pussy. Well, I think

54:09

a lot of trans people to want a straight man,

54:11

you know, that's hot. You want straight.

54:13

Yeah, you got one. I

54:17

recently hated a guy and he was an

54:19

artist and he was really into

54:21

trans girls. And so at that time

54:23

I thought, Oh, it could never happen.

54:25

The threesome could never happen because they

54:28

were attracted to him and not me

54:30

because I had Pussy. Oh,

54:33

I knew I knew I you should have called me. I know.

54:35

I probably know a couple who was a who would have enjoyed

54:37

that interaction. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

54:40

Oh, it's possible. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know,

54:42

I would be open to it. Yeah.

54:45

Yeah. Yeah. If I met the right

54:47

person. Yeah. You have a favorite trans porn, sir. Um,

54:50

there's this girl, she's Filipina. Her name's Eva.

54:52

She used to be

54:54

on DVD, ASA with Dave Cho a

54:56

lot. You look her up. Yeah. She's super,

54:59

super evil. It's not even Lynn, right? I

55:02

don't think her last name is. Okay. Yeah. Who I

55:04

knew. Yeah. Okay. Um, would you

55:06

die? No, no, no. I'm sorry. I haven't seen

55:08

her in years. You're right. As I said that,

55:10

you know, RIP, how you know, she lives in

55:13

the left. Yeah, she's fine. She's Brentwood. Yeah. No,

55:15

no, I would. It was evil. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

55:17

Yeah. She's beautiful. Yeah. She's gorgeous. She's in the

55:19

opening of one of my specials in the way.

55:21

Yeah. She, I used, uh, her and Ozzy Osbourne

55:24

rocks in the opening of the short hair. She

55:27

should. I don't remember. She, I shot something at the

55:29

London with her and for the opening of a special.

55:31

Yeah. I love you, Belinda. She's a, she's sweet. I

55:33

didn't know she was on a podcast. Yeah.

55:35

She did a couple of shows with Dave Cho

55:37

back then. Like like a decade ago. Oh

55:39

yeah. That's when I first saw her. I was

55:41

like, Oh my God, she's so pretty. Yeah. She's

55:43

beautiful. She's beautiful. So what's the YouTube channel called?

55:45

Just Nikki and Jim and YC Nikki

55:47

and Jim. I can't watch my size. Just yet. I mean,

55:50

they're pizza or a piece of our lives. We just, let

55:52

me ask you something. I understand.

55:54

Wait, why can't we see

55:56

ourselves? Um, because we're trained to

55:58

see things like what's. funny about this

56:00

and what's funny about something is never positive

56:03

or beautiful what's funny about something is always

56:05

negative or the ugliness or the falling apart

56:07

of it and I just can't watch myself

56:10

because I can only see what's wrong with it. I

56:12

think that's my take on it. But if you're on

56:15

a TV like you have you acted well I mean

56:17

some would call yeah

56:19

I would call it blinking

56:21

my way through it.

56:25

I have the same blinking of flicking. Oh my god. Blink 182.

56:29

Oh yeah. Once I get more

56:32

and more anxious then it's like. It's synopses are

56:34

firing right? I wonder what that is. It's

56:36

a little Terezi it's also just the brain like a

56:39

lot of times when you're thinking your mind is just

56:41

working. I don't know. I think that you are have

56:43

a control need and you have to control

56:45

the situation and that he's manic because when

56:47

he sleeps there's nothing. Maybe when he wakes

56:49

up there's not that much but once he starts to

56:51

deign a little coffee. Terrible

56:55

impression of me buddy. So to YouTube and

56:58

then you're on tour now? I've been on

57:00

tour yeah I'm finally going back out I've

57:02

been off the road for a long time.

57:04

You have little dates here and there. Do

57:06

you go on the road with him? I'm

57:08

going to go to the fun places. I

57:10

thought when I first went on

57:12

tour with him that it would

57:14

be fun and glamorous but it's

57:17

not. I had the same thing

57:19

happen when I first dated Bobby. I would go to

57:21

places like where the comedy club is right next to

57:23

a mattress store and I'm like what the fuck? Yeah.

57:25

I might hear for it. But

57:27

he would specifically bring me to

57:29

the shitty cities because he just had nothing else to

57:31

do there. So he was like at least I have

57:33

company and he wouldn't bring me to the better funner

57:35

cities. Well I mean some of the cities

57:38

are just so dismal. It's just that what do

57:40

you do? I mean it's so depressing. It's so

57:42

terrible. Yeah so depressing. It is and I will

57:44

go out and do stuff but I mean I

57:46

like having her on the road and she likes the material that I

57:48

talk about. I couldn't have married a fragile

57:50

person. I like that you talk about my neck. Yeah yeah

57:53

and I could never have married a person that would have

57:55

been upset by that because it wouldn't be fun for me.

57:57

A lot of trans women, well some of them would.

58:00

probably invalidate me being trans just because I'd like

58:02

to keep my cock. There's so many different levels,

58:04

nuances of these trans people. You see these

58:07

porn stars, they don't care. Right, so Nikki,

58:09

you've never seen a vagina in the flesh.

58:11

No, never. Wow. And is it something you've

58:13

just largely avoided? I think so, probably. I

58:16

don't know. I've never seen one. I've never

58:18

been in that situation. And I strictly like

58:20

men sexually, so I've never been in a

58:22

sexual situation with another woman. What about family

58:25

members? I had a nakey mom. I had

58:27

a mom who just was like bush out

58:29

every day, walking around, changed in front of

58:31

me, showered with me. A little weird, I

58:33

know. No, I'm saying, how do I get that to happen in

58:35

my house? I've been

58:38

leaving money on the table, Mom. If you want to.

58:42

I grew up as an only child, but I

58:44

never saw her vagina around the house. I

58:47

know you had a nakey dad. Yeah, yeah,

58:49

my dad, yeah, yeah. And when I saw

58:51

his dick, I was like, I'm going to

58:53

kill myself because I just passed down. But

58:55

it's not passed down. No. No, I'm

58:57

not. Jim, I'm

58:59

going to tell you right now. Sure. Look at me in my little beady

59:01

eyes, dude. It is not passed

59:03

down. Understandable. No. See,

59:08

man. It is

59:10

much bigger. You dad's his. No. No,

59:14

my mom. Oh, yours? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,

59:16

yeah. Nice. Yeah, yeah, thank you. Thank you. What's

59:18

better? Good, good. Anywho, right. So, but

59:20

you know what one looks like. Yes. OK.

59:23

Well, then we were- And you feel, are you just kind of

59:25

like, oh, about it? Yeah, I mean, when

59:27

it's me and I put myself in a situation, I

59:29

would never want to touch it. So it's just me.

59:31

I don't want to- it did scare me, yeah.

59:33

But Nikki, but Nikki. It's like a phobia.

59:35

I've never seen a koala bear, but

59:37

I've seen him in the photos. That's good enough for

59:39

me. That's gross. That's like me with pussy, yeah. Same

59:43

thing, same thing. I can see pussy like

59:45

in Australia during the fire on a tree.

59:48

That's a bad example. I never said to a girl, don't watch that

59:51

koala bear. Just throw it on my face. But

59:53

don't koalas harbor

59:55

chlamydia? Do they really? I think so.

59:57

Why would we need to know that fucking? Because you're-

59:59

You're a raw dog, you get raw dog koalas. I

1:00:02

wasn't saying it was in a fucking koala. It was like a

1:00:04

raw dog hug. Oh, I see. Oh, you might

1:00:06

get it from hugging it. I don't even know. But I know

1:00:08

that they harbor some type of like... Yeah, 20-90% of koalas. Wow.

1:00:13

At chlamydia? Yeah, chlamydia. Good to know

1:00:15

though. What's going to happen if I sodomize a marsupial? I

1:00:17

don't even know. That is

1:00:19

good information to know. You sodomize is

1:00:21

worse. I've seen a few. Yeah.

1:00:26

I don't know if that's going to be personal, but if

1:00:28

you chose to get an operation,

1:00:30

would that turn you off? Oh my

1:00:32

God. No, I would still love you. I

1:00:34

would miss you. When the nuts go

1:00:36

out. Yeah.

1:00:41

People would say to me, why do you have that tiny

1:00:43

little coffin on your mantle? You

1:00:46

don't want to know what's in

1:00:48

there. That would be amazing. Yeah,

1:00:51

it would ruin it. He would open it every

1:00:53

night. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well, because

1:00:55

I love her as she is. It's almost like... And

1:00:57

then you say that and somebody will say, you don't

1:01:00

really love Nicki, but that's simply not the truth. If

1:01:02

you're in a relationship and your wife has a

1:01:05

pussy or if your husband has a dick and if your husband

1:01:07

goes, I want to get rid of it, well, yeah, you still

1:01:09

love your husband, but it's not the same. Like, you wouldn't... Right.

1:01:12

Something would be different. So yeah, I love Nicki as she is.

1:01:14

Right. Okay, that's great. Yeah. And

1:01:17

if we talk to... I'm glad she didn't get surgeries right

1:01:19

now. Well, I'm transgender and these people... It's like

1:01:21

a klod. Everyone is getting the surgery, the facial

1:01:23

feminization surgery, the tits, the butt, the hips. I'm

1:01:26

so happy where I'm at a point now where I

1:01:28

never went down any surgical road and I wish

1:01:30

that more trans people would think that way too.

1:01:33

You knew Nicki when I met you in Montreal.

1:01:35

But I look different then. I thought

1:01:37

you were hot. Well, thanks, Bob. I

1:01:39

really did. Thank you. She's

1:01:41

hot. Yeah, you were very nice about it, which was...

1:01:43

You were always very nice. Yeah. Oh,

1:01:45

you're welcome. So you're saying like even

1:01:47

within the trans community, people... you get

1:01:49

invalidated because... Yeah,

1:01:52

by some. Yeah. Well,

1:01:54

usually the activists sometimes too. Yeah. And

1:01:57

I've been to a trans convention in Canada once

1:01:59

and... There's a lot of jealousy in the

1:02:01

trans community. For me, it's the

1:02:03

worst jealousy-consumed place to be. I

1:02:05

don't want to be around all these other

1:02:07

trans, I don't know, they're very good at putting each

1:02:09

other down. Yeah, I think. And if

1:02:12

you don't agree with them on, for example, this

1:02:14

little small political thing, then

1:02:16

they will invalidate you and never

1:02:18

include you in their group. That sounds

1:02:21

about right, I think, for

1:02:23

just about everyone. Anything like

1:02:25

even being Filipino, like being

1:02:27

Asian. The new, punishing world,

1:02:29

I guess. Yeah, I mean, I

1:02:31

have views I can't even say. Yeah,

1:02:33

I mean, I'm so afraid. If

1:02:36

I really talked about what I really

1:02:38

feel, it's over. Who

1:02:42

do you think would hate it? Would it

1:02:44

be everyone or specific groups? I think some

1:02:46

of Hollywood, a lot of liberals. And

1:02:50

I'm just so scared of the

1:02:52

mob that I'm constantly

1:02:55

editing it, I hate it. I think

1:02:57

the problem is too, it's not even

1:02:59

that they're mad at you for having your

1:03:01

point of view. They're

1:03:04

mad at the tiny little mistakes and

1:03:06

slip ups. And you'll get canceled over

1:03:08

the tiniest thing taken out. But everyone

1:03:10

is doing podcasts now. Everyone, and it's

1:03:12

not the point to talk. Remember

1:03:15

back in the old days, who's done

1:03:17

with the old talk show? Carson,

1:03:19

I don't know, these old guys who would

1:03:21

talk about everything, Dick Cavett, would literally talk

1:03:23

about everything on TV. And now if you

1:03:26

do that, literally canceled its crayon. Watch

1:03:28

Phil Donahue's interview, this is a weird one, 1995

1:03:31

with Khalid Mohammed. He was the second in command

1:03:33

of the nation of Islam under Louis Farrakhan. And

1:03:35

he was the one that went after Jews really

1:03:37

hard. And he said some terrible things. And he

1:03:39

like, Farrakhan went, all right, this guy's too much

1:03:41

and actually. When Farrakhan goes, all

1:03:43

right, go back. Wow.

1:03:48

I mean, write that down, because I want to watch it later.

1:03:50

Khalid Mohammed, and the thing was, this was on daytime television. And

1:03:53

the language used between Phil Donahue. And

1:03:55

it was a respectful interview. And yeah,

1:03:57

when you get a chance. That guy had

1:03:59

a. bunch of Nation of Islam members there. Yeah. Phil

1:04:02

was great. And this guy, Khalid Mohammed said what

1:04:04

he wanted to say, but it was an honest

1:04:06

conversation. You'd never see anymore because it would upset

1:04:08

too many people, but they both got to talk.

1:04:10

It was great to watch them have that conversation.

1:04:12

How do you feel about the sensitivity of America

1:04:14

or the world right now? It's a lie. I'm

1:04:16

not offended by it. It's a lie. I don't

1:04:18

believe it. It's a whole thing is a lie,

1:04:20

and people are doing it just to pretend to

1:04:22

be angry so they have a reason to execute

1:04:24

someone. It's not based in I'm offended. It's

1:04:27

based in you've made a mistake. And

1:04:29

now I can pounce and not be punished

1:04:31

for pouncing. It's a lie. It's

1:04:33

a lie. It's 300 million people. LARPing. I

1:04:36

do not believe people truly like live

1:04:38

their lives offended by something like that.

1:04:40

But the problem. Yeah. Uh,

1:04:43

you know, you might want to

1:04:45

do better. Yeah. Shut up.

1:04:48

I can't. But the problem is

1:04:50

now, you know, networks and the

1:04:52

industry, they react to the mob.

1:04:55

Right. And that's what the square the fear

1:04:57

lies. Yeah. It's

1:05:00

almost like your podcast is so big and you guys are

1:05:02

doing so well. You're lucky. Like they

1:05:04

you you're a machine and they can't stop what

1:05:06

you're doing. Like the beauty of being in this

1:05:08

position. Um, you know, working

1:05:10

for a network. Yeah, there's always but there's always nothing

1:05:12

you guys think the industry is dying out like for

1:05:15

real. Like imagine in 10 years, do you think there

1:05:17

will be an industry because everyone's up and running on

1:05:19

their own. Yeah. I've had friends that

1:05:21

are like actors and stuff. They're promoting a movie

1:05:24

and they won't do any of my podcasts,

1:05:26

but they'll do like a

1:05:28

late night show. And I want to tell them

1:05:30

I go, I think it would be better if you did

1:05:32

mine. Yeah. I mean, I reach more people.

1:05:34

Yeah. A lot more people.

1:05:36

Yeah. Yeah. But

1:05:38

that's just still the optics of the part of that.

1:05:40

Yeah. And now my

1:05:42

new theory is this and I'm just this is

1:05:45

a new thing. I don't want to be a part of

1:05:47

it. I you know, I'm

1:05:49

if you don't because

1:05:51

I lived here. Why for 20

1:05:53

more than 25 years? Because

1:05:56

I tried to get into the club. Yeah. You

1:05:59

know what I mean? And I kept. I'm at the door knocking,

1:06:01

I took the acting classes, you know what

1:06:03

I mean? I did the fucked up auditions,

1:06:05

you know what I mean? Waiting in line.

1:06:08

And when you do it for a long period

1:06:10

of time and they don't let you in, it's

1:06:12

a sign for me to go, you know what,

1:06:15

I don't wanna go in. I'm not rejecting

1:06:17

the business, but I'm accepting the rejection

1:06:19

of me. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. It

1:06:23

is what it is. It is what it is.

1:06:25

It is what it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:06:27

And no hard feelings. No, look. No hard feelings.

1:06:29

I did the Tonight Show for years. I did

1:06:31

40 Lenos. And then there's a new one and

1:06:33

I was told, like, nah, you're not right for

1:06:35

this show. All right, it is what

1:06:37

it is. Like, whatever. I mean, I'm lucky I

1:06:39

got to do what I did. I'm lucky I'm

1:06:41

alive. I'm lucky I'm fucking married to someone. Like,

1:06:43

life is good. So all the things that don't

1:06:45

happen, sure, I wanna firebomb

1:06:48

a few agents' offices. Of course. Who

1:06:50

doesn't wanna run in with an explosive device on

1:06:52

their desk and go, how did you not

1:06:54

green light this, you piece of shit? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:06:56

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it is what it is. It's not personal.

1:06:59

Well, let me say something. It

1:07:02

was a pleasure having you guys on. I love you,

1:07:04

man. I'm so happy. I know, and I mean, I've

1:07:07

had some difficult ones. And

1:07:09

this was from the beginning so fucking

1:07:12

easy. Please come back. Please come back. You

1:07:15

had difficult ones? You're so, oh. No, but

1:07:17

sometimes you're with a guest and it's like,

1:07:19

you know, after, you know, 20 minutes, I'm

1:07:21

like, I don't know. Yeah.

1:07:24

Oh, I've had that, too. You have to drive

1:07:26

it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I hate it. Well,

1:07:29

people probably, though, because you're a force. Like, I really mean

1:07:31

that. People probably don't know not

1:07:33

to let you drive it. Like, instead

1:07:35

of, like, a lot of times, people going back and forth,

1:07:38

they're like, Bobby is driving this, and they don't want to

1:07:40

step in and attempt to drive it. You

1:07:42

know what I mean? In a good way. Why

1:07:44

are you laughing? Because we just talked to you.

1:07:46

I was just telling you this before we were recording.

1:07:48

We were saying the same thing as him. I

1:07:50

don't even understand what you even mean. So let's get

1:07:52

down to the science of it. Can

1:07:55

you say that again so we believe in it? Don't

1:07:57

say it in layman's terms. Okay,

1:08:02

Bobby's so good no one want to do

1:08:04

what Bobby did. Oh! No,

1:08:07

because you're a force and you're a very,

1:08:09

very electric, I'm really

1:08:12

being seriously explosive person in a

1:08:14

great, funny way. And you

1:08:16

have reached even Norway audiences. I've seen

1:08:19

your face all over Europe. Everybody

1:08:22

knows you. When he would go back to the Philippines

1:08:24

with me, tons of people.

1:08:26

Wow. Okay. So people like, yeah. So whenever

1:08:29

a direction is going in, a guest would

1:08:31

assume that that's the direction you want it

1:08:33

to go in or you want it to,

1:08:35

so they probably aren't, like they don't know

1:08:37

how to jump in. I wanna dance. I

1:08:39

understand. And you and I were dancing. We sure

1:08:41

were. We were all dancing. We were, yeah. Ditch,

1:08:43

we're pressing together. We

1:08:46

love this. Anyway

1:08:48

guys, honest truth, open

1:08:51

door policy here. Anytime you're in town,

1:08:53

we'll have you guys on. This was fabulous. That was

1:08:55

so fun. Love you guys. Give them a round of

1:08:57

applause. Instagram. Follow

1:09:00

them. I'm Jim Norton. This is

1:09:03

Miss Nikki Norton. MS Nikki Norton.

1:09:05

And at Nikki and Jim NYC

1:09:07

on YouTube. Happy Pride. This is so

1:09:09

cute. So much guys. I love you

1:09:12

guys. Thank you guys. Thank you so much.

1:09:14

Thank you so much.