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you really strap for cash? So

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6:07

you? Thanks for your thoughts Swinging sure we're

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they're just documenting the Civil War. Or

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your say yeah, if they're from Msnbc yeah

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8:09

right. but we don't know. I think there

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a more independent journalists ride them a p

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or whatever. Okay so. We

8:16

goes. We're. Not that on the contacts I understood.

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8:28

go through this war of Civil war. The

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speak between obviously. Liberals.

8:32

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8:34

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elude his more like of a trump. Card

8:39

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8:41

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8:46

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Dallas Houston Pretty liberal resonated with you've heard

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as it let's go, Can we go back? So

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know that these these journalists get stop there that you're

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every movie. Was. His head and so

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movie. Oh My. God. Yes, you know. that

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9:38

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on. The. Are those

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of younger that's a journalist to like a want to

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9:50

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skinny or version of the guy from that zombie thing on

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go past August. Are skylights or that,

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right? And so they get stopped by.

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and fatigues. Obviously there are probably right

10:15

wing. Yup, And they ask you know, like

10:17

and they're going to kill the little girl. And

10:19

another journalist. And. Then they are

10:22

Kristen don't comes and goes away Waterless is

10:24

isaac. And. Where America is that? What kind

10:26

of American? Oreo, right? And. Then. She.

10:28

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10:31

Massachusetts or something? And then they go

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to the asian guy and he goes where you from.

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10:37

not even try to hide image.

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Ideal family settled on. you know,

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10:45

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10:47

China. Oh no sir, your

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city repeated us on the other side. Don't

10:52

even know what's up or how long it'll

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be, just how Cause that's what a hell

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of a British. ah you know, ruled by

10:58

it all. British Hong Kong sounds like know

11:00

where in America he or a social context

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and compound sedimentary. it matters. what to say

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that. It is a with an accent. Yeah. I

11:07

had my god what everyone else is like

11:09

Florida? yeah I would have been to Cleveland

11:11

as out of you submitted the old I

11:13

always had do that because as I see

11:16

the enemy. What?

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11:21

Texas, California and then Florida. Lions and

11:23

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11:26

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11:28

president has the terms ride so that's the

11:30

map loyalists so their basic and then that

11:32

that it's of the guys to the lots

11:34

of but that seemed so is the most

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intense seen I've I've seen a little. The

11:38

overall. With Grady. Get it. Was.

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happen. And. Move the movie. That's

11:46

what I'm saying that premise of it will

11:49

never had to go to the movies to

11:51

do right by possibility that before that more

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the red missing a lot of all that

11:55

happened at this rate of. it

11:59

is he did I've met hobbits before. One of

12:01

them has been on this podcast. Haven't

12:03

we had a hobbit on this podcast? Oh

12:05

yeah we did. We definitely did. We

12:08

have. Case and point done. Okay.

12:12

You had Billboard back in here? No.

12:15

We had Mary. Mary? Mary.

12:18

Remember Mary? Okay. You

12:20

see it? No. What, you never

12:22

saw Lord of the Rings? I saw The Hobbit. The

12:25

Hobbit, The Disclamation of Smaug. Yeah.

12:28

That's the only one you saw? Mm-hmm. Oh my

12:30

God. He watches the very last movie. He skips

12:32

the whole thing. He skips the whole thing. He's

12:34

like watching the last major hit. What's

12:36

your big fantasy series? Uh,

12:42

would you consider Black Mirror? Fantasy?

12:45

Sci-fi. Sci-fi. You

12:47

know any fantasy? No fantasy? You ever

12:49

seen Game of Thrones? No. Yeah.

12:52

Why, why, why? Uh, I

12:54

don't know. I just... Does it catch my... Like, it

12:56

doesn't grab me. It doesn't grab you. Dragons.

12:59

No. Dragons.

13:01

Shrek. Shrek? Shrek is

13:03

pretty good. Yeah, yeah. That's kind of fancy.

13:05

Yeah, it's kind of fancy. Yeah, if you're a three-year-old kid. That's

13:08

a good movie though. Shrek? Sure, yeah.

13:11

Now dragons and donkeys, babies. What'd

13:15

he say? Bro,

13:18

you really drive me crazy sometimes. Yeah. You

13:21

said donkey babies? Donkey babies. Donkey.

13:24

Who plays that guy? The donkey. Eddie Murphy? Very

13:27

good. You're back on the team. Do

13:30

you do a Shrek impression? I've

13:32

never seen it. Hi, Kazumi. Hi.

13:37

Hi, Kazumi. I

13:39

love Kazumi. I love Kazumi.

13:41

Hi. I love Kazumi's

13:43

friend. Is that your publicist? Yeah. That

13:46

is my manager. That's your manager?

13:49

What's her name? Sarah. Hi, Sarah.

13:52

Hi, Sarah. I'm Nickiwa. I'm

13:54

not Japanese. Do you remember when I saw you at the parking

13:56

lot? I've never seen you before, though. I screamed that I loved you.

13:58

When? This was in the... this was

14:01

like a year ago. Where? What part of the world? You

14:03

were in a parking lot. I'd remember that. And I said, I

14:05

love you so much. And what'd I say? You

14:07

said, thanks. Yeah, that's good. Yeah. Yeah,

14:10

so I'm saying, I go, fuck you. No, I don't.

14:13

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14:15

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14:17

was... it was like Bird

14:20

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14:22

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14:24

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14:26

don't know. Keep complaining. Keep back on the fat

14:28

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14:30

this. Yeah, yeah. Give me this guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He has

14:32

like a really big heart. He has a big heart. Yeah, yeah.

14:35

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14:37

so it was an OnlyFans party kind of thing? It was

14:39

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14:42

premiere party. Oh, it was The Rose. Yeah, it was

14:44

The Rose. I wasn't there. No, you weren't. I

14:47

never... I promise you, I never went there. Oh,

14:50

maybe it was Jojutsu Kua. She

14:52

confused you with Jo? She

14:54

confused how long? She confused

14:57

you? You guys have like

14:59

a similar vibe. No, no, no.

15:01

You were. You don't, lady. That's how you

15:03

open it. Honestly, now you

15:05

remember it wasn't me. Okay, I'm sorry. Was it me or not?

15:07

I feel like it was you. But it

15:09

wasn't, because I didn't relate to that. Okay. I

15:12

love that when Asians get other Asians wrong. I know.

15:14

Was it him? Oh,

15:16

it's not like you. Wow.

15:22

You guys look exactly the same. Yeah,

15:24

so he said thank you. Okay. So

15:27

tell him, heart to you. Fuck

15:30

you, okay? You guys are like in

15:32

this Steve Aoki family tree. Oh,

15:34

we have the same kind of face? Yeah. What

15:37

is it? It's like a... Cross-eyed?

15:39

No. I mean, Steve Aoki

15:42

is good looking. So with Devin Aoki, she's

15:44

like a muse for all like the big

15:46

fashion brand. Yeah, yeah. You know,

15:48

I can't be honest with you people. A lot

15:50

of women find me very attractive. We believe

15:52

it. Look at me and Steve there. Same

15:54

family. Yeah, you're the... I'm not even sure how strong

15:56

I am. Did you have that same? Like just

15:58

ready... That's on

16:00

my Instagram. Oh, yeah, it's Google. I don't even

16:03

remember. Oh well that was in Michigan or something

16:05

It wasn't an airport. No, it was an airport.

16:07

I guarantee it was an airport with

16:09

that hotel a hotel Yeah, you were traveling

16:11

for sure. Yeah, no shit Let's

16:14

not fight. No, cuz I remember no, she came it.

16:16

No, let me just Let's

16:19

back up for a second. Okay, let's get back to

16:21

the foundation. Thank you for doing it. This

16:23

is a podcast Thank you for being here. Thank you for

16:25

having me. Okay What

16:28

the heart? Thank you and Either

16:32

the next time you see someone that kind of

16:34

maybe yeah, you want to listen that is that

16:36

better? Yeah She's

16:41

so good at first I hated

16:43

her but now I love her I bring

16:46

you back Yeah, yeah, let's let's do proper

16:48

intro though. All right, so kuzumi ladies and

16:50

gentlemen kuzumi She is a social influencer. Mm-hmm,

16:52

right a lot of followers top

16:55

top point zero Of

16:58

the world, which is a very difficult thing to

17:00

do by the way, very rapid quick

17:02

rise Rapid quick rise well

17:04

deserved. Yeah, and then um, she hosted the

17:06

or you're on the on the adult Right,

17:09

no, no, no, no, no, don't videos. There's

17:12

an award show AVN. Yeah, did you host

17:14

it or you were on it? Yeah, it

17:16

stands for adult video network You

17:19

hosted it right? You didn't host No

17:24

Why you said you did only porn stars

17:26

hosted. Yeah. No, there's some that's comedians. Yeah,

17:28

okay quickly I think Greg Fitzsimmons

17:30

Fitzsimmons. Yeah, April Macy. Yeah,

17:32

so some little do ball. Thank

17:35

you. Very good Yeah, I love big devol though.

17:37

That's my favorite Robert

17:39

devol from the godfather I come

17:41

big devol. Anyway, um, so kuzumi

17:44

and then give her a run

17:46

of What do

17:48

you get most of your money the only fans

17:50

or other things? Yeah only yeah Yeah, and so

17:52

on you know what I don't like about only

17:54

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17:56

for $100 Right, you can see

17:59

something even more mysterious areas right right

18:01

like you better be a full open to because

18:03

i'm showing full whole i'm not a local uh...

18:08

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18:11

but all of my whole year i

18:14

understand that but we have a good let

18:16

me say something the faces seven so

18:19

i i hope i show seven holes counter

18:22

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18:24

and i guess that's not that right i

18:26

didn't even know that yeah i

18:28

have seven holes in my face right one

18:31

two so i have nine

18:33

holes in general so i have ten no

18:36

we are the belly button hole no

18:39

no it's not complete alright we have

18:41

three holes down there girls do you

18:43

have fucking two holes we have three

18:45

let's stop just because one hole

18:47

has different holes you gotta count that as

18:49

one hole no no one hole is its

18:52

own hole which is the p-hole where

18:54

is the p-hole in its

18:56

own area but it's in the big hole have

19:00

you seen like a banana boy? no i never

19:03

have you think that p comes out

19:05

of the main hole no no no not like

19:07

a fucking you know what i mean like a fire hose

19:10

you know what i mean no no no no no you

19:13

think there's a hole a small hole within the big

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19:18

guys are gonna make me so fucking mad right now

19:20

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19:23

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19:31

please you guys

19:33

are being so rude and i feel like it means things up on and

19:36

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19:40

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19:42

just asking a question sorry i

19:44

don't know everything i

19:47

apologize fifty two years you're

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19:51

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19:53

say three three the

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opposite of the you supported them

19:59

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20:01

have you seen? One. Or

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a offices hope that right? How do we

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know? I'm just any one

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guy observes were saying is as you've only seen

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20:37

be all. The

20:39

Big Hole. Oh. It's

20:42

about or whatever holes or in

20:44

this mechanism it's consider what all

20:46

get rid of that whole say.

20:48

Is one whole city. I wonder

20:50

if I could just p and.

20:53

On front of you right now. I was. In

20:56

all, I. Had no no no lo que no se or

20:58

it. Cel. To You're right. See

21:00

all those words of okay so let's can

21:02

I just pointed the charts? Yes, Maple.

21:05

Syrup it was a science cluster. Make what does this

21:08

work? Or I saw

21:10

a man for me. It's

21:17

not saying that. Your face only has

21:19

one whole. Ah

21:22

were got a know what I what

21:24

years and. What

21:26

you're saying is your whole says is one more. You

21:29

don't have compartments, You don't have eyes. Knows that? It's

21:31

it's so silly that you see that as my face. We're

21:33

going to whole. Process

21:35

As A I don't talk about

21:38

the vagina because will.off Right. Yeah,

21:40

Done. whatever. Whatever

21:42

the hell out of it is hop runner or

21:44

at one. Time in college I had this. Lady.

21:47

That was really into putting things in

21:49

her urethra. So. I would put like

21:51

raj. Aretha Franklin to know her you're hearing

21:53

the p the law Those are the barrel ago

21:56

with. Is different than her vagina home So

21:58

I knew I had moment of read. Gnarly

22:00

because that would cause the the worth you t

22:02

I would like a regular he. Oh.

22:05

No such a tiny. Hole

22:07

To. So it's basically like when you put

22:09

a catheter and re I would like in

22:11

a horny way home. How. Okay,

22:14

there are three holes on there. There isn't gonna because

22:17

if you like let's see, let's suppose league I have

22:19

to be catheter rise at a hospital. They're not putting

22:21

it in my. Like. Big hole

22:23

they're putting it in. the urine whole can of

22:25

because the other argue with of yeah right

22:27

right. right? Nope.

22:30

Now the p whole is a very tiny

22:33

hole right? Yes to. Agree on

22:35

that. Yeah, right for art Skyn

22:37

poor's. Consider

22:39

holes as well as a year to force

22:42

of your soup had to. They have thousands

22:44

of holes. Were like Spongebob. Like millions of

22:46

millions of holes, right? So we're all I.

22:49

Guess it's. True, but we're It's why when

22:51

arguments. It is watertight though. It's

22:53

what you can fuck right? like? That's how we

22:55

the. Forgot how we define what you get Hot

22:57

Pursuit. This is not a whole different my I've

22:59

seen people that the okay I guess again. As

23:02

I don't wanna do that ever for they do with this

23:04

is why I would. How. Would

23:06

you want to your if I thought no

23:08

okay goes doesn't sound very appealing. Really?

23:14

Whatever. So good. A Hyman. Enough

23:17

the other areas move on His it was.

23:19

actually. we'll. Fill me Juri like major film

23:21

buff frady I am. I went to some.

23:25

So we can go! So yeah, what Film

23:27

school? I. Went to it's really hard for my major.

23:29

Was found when I was in the running. As.

23:32

Fast as still doing films. that is that

23:34

just. Fitness

23:38

the second, Film Film Bobby. Film Less

23:40

is a film. And would ask or

23:42

avast yadlin right? Out of the Cannes Film Festival.

23:44

That's like a film thing that. Climate

23:48

Zone: Vivian: okay on. Rigid

23:51

that are you grab? Oh and are you know

23:53

where a lot of you're gonna spit it out

23:55

or not, we don't argue that out. How to

23:57

go with it? Yeah,

24:00

yeah anyway good to see you. Um, so

24:03

what are your top five favorite films? Oh, here

24:05

we go. I Like them

24:07

for me. Yeah, one which one? No, no, no,

24:09

no, I'm shy the booth Shy

24:11

is in that nymphomaniac to Sign

24:14

that yet. He's in the second one too.

24:17

I think right. Yeah, where she gets like old

24:19

and ugly but Yeah,

24:21

yeah, but shy is in that yeah.

24:24

Yeah, but he's evil and then The

24:27

movie the what the B movie the

24:29

B movie the one about the bees. Yeah. Oh,

24:31

you mean the ones Jerry Seinfeld wrote Yeah,

24:33

okay, but he's not funny Wait

24:37

the anime Jerry, yeah, if you're

24:40

listening you have your own

24:42

thing, you know, yeah, I love jazz music Yeah,

24:44

that's a quote from the movie Film

24:49

major so you so you went to community

24:51

college film? Yeah, that's what they taught you. Yeah.

24:53

Yeah. Yeah. They never saw you Like I know

24:55

what the people for the audience Maniac

24:58

in the beam. I

25:00

think a better angle is this because now I'm

25:03

going have you seen other movies in those three?

25:07

Name movies name movies Well,

25:10

if you went to film school, then I'm gonna be

25:12

a more film school lead Yeah, it might

25:14

things all right, but you're also you're only 27,

25:16

right? Yeah, that doesn't mean I

25:18

fucking no fuck I'm

25:22

a milf. She's a mil. It really isn't what

25:24

the cut off. You know, what is when you have big boobs?

25:27

Oh, that's right. It becomes milf, right? Okay,

25:30

can I just get down to business here? Because

25:34

this is what

25:37

I could I've been going on days Oh She

25:43

was shocked she

25:46

was so shocked Anyway,

25:53

um, okay,

25:56

so let me ask you what do you mean? Look

26:00

at their that right, I realize shocking

26:02

that I'm dating women, would you do

26:05

find me on attractive, know you're so

26:07

hot know? Settled

26:09

with i'm busy Yeah, Assistance or fuck

26:11

both. Are you by now? Can I

26:13

love you The I absolutely did for

26:15

ten years But I think you are

26:17

not. Resolve Riley Hot See Small Yeah

26:20

it's a hotter so we go back.

26:25

To zoom and you harder or that

26:27

the i'm really trying to his. And

26:30

it with we go for something. Yeah okay

26:32

so I put a lot so I'm getting

26:34

the don't do the noise again but I'm

26:36

I'm dealing again and I was a young

26:38

let a young girls like though gop I

26:40

only like Taylor Swift right I got was

26:42

this other music like the Beatles like they

26:44

have you heard like the White Album or

26:46

Abbey Road or a Lie down there Will

26:49

that's all people like old timey music and

26:51

my my point still being is is that

26:53

even when I was in the eighties when

26:55

I was a kid right. I. Had

26:57

all the album. That wasn't my time for

26:59

I still listen debate over Mozart. My point

27:01

being is is that the sun? a rescue

27:03

site Three Okay so it's like you know

27:05

on it's not about Aids, it's about interests

27:08

right away. Or here we go.

27:10

Have. Used as an American Films. I

27:12

love you so much when I know nothing I said I

27:14

love you so my love you too! Okay to. She's

27:20

we're in a lover. Or

27:23

we're yeah I'm you and were to

27:25

on have years and he scorsese early

27:27

movies liked or. That's a little

27:29

lost. A. Leg

27:31

The Danna. Ga idea. Where

27:36

again so arm have you seen any

27:38

crow south home? If

27:41

you're okay smell already. Did the presence

27:43

of and deep cut though. Consider.

27:46

When the great directors of really. Stand that

27:48

it's still a. Pretty. Deep that

27:51

nobody comes to me know. I mean

27:53

George Lucas built them. As. His

27:55

some ranch. Has. a building

27:57

com the cursive still smoking Randy

28:00

cut down the buildings be named after right

28:03

in Skywalker right I like correct very

28:06

good that's not

28:08

everyone okay so anyway I get that we can pass

28:14

on that um so any like did

28:16

you ever see any of the Godfather

28:18

movies no okay they're too old okay

28:20

yeah what's the oldest would you let's

28:23

start there what's the oldest movie you've

28:25

seen okay

28:28

citizen Kane that's really all

28:31

with that yeah you

28:33

should have led with it citizen

28:35

right so you saw this again

28:37

yeah okay good all

28:40

right so you went to film school but did you

28:42

ever want to be a director I want to be a screenwriter I

28:44

wanted to tell like Asian stories what

28:47

kind of stories like mostly

28:49

about me oh really yeah stories

28:51

about you yeah being an Asian woman isn't

28:53

oh the Asian one perspective perspective yeah yeah

28:56

is there any parts in your movies with

28:58

me in it or no with you know

29:01

how could I be in the movie I

29:03

saw your ramen your thing yeah yeah

29:05

the ramen thing yeah yeah go ahead no I

29:07

saw your ramen I know but do you have

29:09

an opinion about it I like that you

29:11

really recited their ingredients like you really

29:13

knew really thank you so much thank you so

29:15

much for saying that I appreciate let's move on because

29:19

if you're your Filipino parents Filipino

29:21

parents yeah yeah were

29:24

they very like

29:26

typically very like strict yeah yeah yeah they

29:28

would explode if they knew I was here

29:31

would they are they are they supportive now or they don't

29:33

come around no they don't know

29:35

what I do they work at the hater factory

29:37

what's the hater factory where my parents live but

29:40

what in America yeah wait how

29:42

do they not know what you're doing um they're

29:45

like an Asian Facebook an Asian

29:47

church like to very

29:49

like it's it's very insulated like

29:51

no one from their church is like really

29:55

yeah what would they do they found out they would

29:57

commit the puku go

30:00

to the full Japanese, they would kill themselves. Yeah,

30:02

they would die. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, do you,

30:04

does that, I mean, can I

30:07

just say I love what you're doing? And,

30:11

and I, I don't know

30:14

what that was, but it's so weird. Yeah, yeah,

30:16

yeah. Dude, Memorial Day. Do you

30:19

remember? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So,

30:22

but, but what, so,

30:24

um, I,

30:26

does that, is that in your mind when you're doing

30:28

it, like your work? Like when I'm

30:30

sucking penis, like I'm like thinking about my dad.

30:33

No, I mean, would you like, that doesn't think about it. You

30:35

don't think about it. No, I like avoid thinking about

30:37

my dad. Was it like, um, like super religious

30:39

household then? No, it was just a super hater

30:41

household. Like they weren't even really that religious. Oh

30:43

really? Yeah. So do you have a

30:46

boyfriend? Yeah. What's, is he Asian?

30:48

No. White? No. Black?

30:50

Yeah. He's black. Yeah. Yeah.

30:54

Why is that so funny? Yeah. Why would you laugh

30:56

like a fucking hyena just now? What's

31:02

up? What are the products? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

31:05

Yeah. Yeah. So we, but I'm,

31:07

I'm getting around to fucking more Asian

31:09

men. God bless you and take care.

31:11

Thank you for saying that. I

31:14

they're, they're coming back around. What

31:16

do you mean? Like in your personal life or in work?

31:18

Well, me and my boyfriend in an open relationship,

31:20

but lately I've been hanging out with some

31:22

more Asian guys and I'm seeing division division

31:24

of it, but you haven't really done it.

31:26

No, I've been doing it. Oh really? Yeah.

31:28

Whoa. I had one this weekend right before

31:31

AAPI month ended. Yeah. That's a great

31:33

time. AAPI. Really? At the end, you have to do

31:36

it or the beginning. I do it in the beginning. Thank

31:38

you. I had a like a hapa earlier this

31:40

month. That's like happy. Yeah. But you haven't done

31:42

a full one. No, I did a full one this weekend. Oh

31:44

really? Before. Have you done an old full one? Um,

31:47

like 52 years old. Is

31:49

that how old you are? Yeah. No,

31:52

not yet. No. Um, not that I

31:54

want to. You would throw up. I

31:56

would throw up. Yeah. No,

32:01

I wouldn't! Yeah! I wouldn't throw

32:03

up! I

32:05

think you have the right call there because

32:07

he is very like Christian boy. He looks

32:09

fragile. He's not so

32:11

fragile as he's just very like, he's

32:14

Christian about his stuff. Oh, so

32:16

you don't cheat or eat

32:18

shrimp and you're homophobic. No, I'm not

32:20

homophobic. I love homos. I've sucked in. He's the

32:23

opposite. Oh, it was pride month. So I'm open

32:25

to all that. What

32:28

she's saying is, I think what you're reading

32:30

is wrong. Elegant. That's not elegance.

32:32

No. No, you're just not into this super freaky

32:34

stuff. It's not that. She would know. Yeah,

32:37

I don't like butthole stuff. I'm sorry, my

32:39

bad. Grow up. You

32:41

grow up. Grow

32:44

up. I've heard that. Fuck you, you grow

32:46

up. I'm missing out on a world of

32:48

flavor. Oh, I don't like poo

32:50

flavor. It's not poo

32:53

flavored. That's not poo flavor. No.

32:57

Yours might be. Yeah. Yeah. Hi,

32:59

man. Hi, man. Yeah. If I

33:01

ate your butthole right now, okay.

33:04

Okay. What flavor would I be tasting? Strawberry

33:09

pound cake. You

33:12

made it to make it sound so enticing. Pound,

33:14

pound cake. Not shortcake,

33:17

pound cake. Strawberry, pound cake. Strawberry,

33:19

pound cake. Not shortcake. Okay.

33:21

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'll be

33:23

like, hi, man. Strawberry?

33:26

Oh, pound cake. Pound?

33:28

Right? And then how would,

33:31

why does your butthole taste like that? I don't

33:33

know. I like the flavor. Just

33:35

because it looks like the flavor doesn't mean

33:37

that that's what the flavor is. That's how

33:39

he thinks about it. Oh, you manifested. Yeah.

33:43

You visualize your manifest and it tastes like that. Okay.

33:46

Okay, good. It's a candle from Bath Body

33:48

Works. Oh, you buy the stove. Oh, I

33:50

see. Okay. What

33:52

do you think you would taste if you did mine? Rice.

33:57

So literal. So literal. Are

34:01

you Asian? No, I'm Mexican.

34:03

Oh yeah. You would taste

34:06

rice? Just rice. The most

34:08

bland. The most bland. Not

34:10

even fried rice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Calero.

34:12

Calero. Wow. Little burnt rice or no?

34:15

Rice with a little bit of beef

34:17

and broccoli. Oh,

34:19

alright. A little bit of, okay good, some vegetables

34:21

and. Yeah, okay good, thank you. Let's move on

34:23

from that, okay? Wait, um, cause I

34:25

mean, what do you think he would throw up? Um,

34:27

I would put his ass for the mattress. Whoa.

34:31

What do you mean? Like you, I

34:33

would, you would be obliterated. No, you

34:36

would. You'd be like. No,

34:38

no, no. You know what? What? You know what, you know

34:42

what, I, you know what, my friends. But

34:44

you might be a little sleeper aged. No, no, no. Dude,

34:47

I'm a beast, man. I'm an

34:49

animal dude. Oh yeah, you are. He's, he

34:51

really is like very fun to have sex with.

34:53

I will. Yeah, you laugh, you'll laugh. You like to laugh? I

34:56

love laughing. Yeah, you're gonna laugh. You'll

34:58

fall in love with me. I'm in love

35:00

already. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, let's move on. So

35:03

what do you, what do you call it?

35:05

Open relationship. Is that like ethical non-monogamy? Yeah,

35:07

yeah, yeah. And like, do you have parameters

35:09

even around? I'm anti-cream pie.

35:12

Okay, so he cannot, so you cannot get

35:14

cream pie or he cannot give cream pies.

35:17

He can give cream pies. I don't really care.

35:19

Yeah, I don't like cream pies. I don't like

35:21

swallowing. I've never swallowed in my life. Really? It's

35:23

gross. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's okay.

35:25

So never swallowed. But

35:28

you know what, I recently had my first

35:30

butt sex moment. First.

35:32

And I trained for it

35:36

pretty extensively. I hired this

35:38

dominatrix to, nevermind.

35:41

No, keep talking. Well,

35:44

I hired this really hot Japanese dominatrix

35:47

to teach me how to clean my

35:49

butthole. So she had me like on

35:51

my back. No, no, no,

35:53

no, no, no, the inside. No, no, no, we have, we

35:55

got, yeah, I stick the inside. Yeah, like we put

35:57

like the enema in my butthole and then she would. Like

36:00

you know, kinda like stomp on my tommy

36:02

or suggested and then. Do. I swear

36:04

to go to my old i got a farm perform the my. Oh

36:08

right. Next ten Can you have? Guess

36:10

you're fired? Right You are. You flying perfect.

36:12

Civil Rights Poland Soon as I write some

36:14

of rise Right One right? Give. Or

36:17

rise came out. Here you

36:19

know what that would mean. Ray. And. right?

36:22

He wouldn't know. Like when when dogs and you

36:24

have little rice or north around our cat scan

36:26

the the of worms. Was.

36:29

Is a good actor. Adamant as the worm. Or

36:31

knows whether he a lot of rice. Seemed

36:33

nice looking things to come outta your but. See

36:36

move Maggots this a yeah were of

36:38

anti with Oculus bizarre because I will

36:40

get be remiss if I were just.know

36:42

get off marriages are often I'd always

36:44

had dogs on this episode. What it

36:46

is that whenever I'm sick he's always I

36:48

give ringworm s i mean or t bore

36:50

him or whatever. visible. God. So eternal. But

36:52

I haven't God? Oh I don't. Know

36:57

I was so cigarettes. Who says. He

37:01

was to segue though. Try when I might have

37:03

some questions or you're going our way. I will

37:05

believe in God. I'm not trying to convert you.

37:09

Were specifically. Are ya go in ib?

37:11

Oh yeah hey what's up laden. You

37:16

are you so nervous? A Nervous Now Minority

37:18

A A Yet you seem nervous. Know are

37:20

getting nervous. I love you. Think you should?

37:22

let? Me

37:24

know they do in keep the loving. Know

37:28

Caleb: if you're in the sword or in a

37:30

hotel, know if you're in the scenario. Of

37:33

a hot dog eating contest? Who

37:35

you taking place. Where

37:39

where was your earlier? Well with all of the fratto,

37:41

how we have, I don't fully get the question to

37:43

have a while ago that are you asking? Who had

37:46

one Kobayashi last. Year Oh Barack Obama.

37:48

I'm actually thinking real real hostile Got

37:50

all your heart.com but is hop real

37:52

hot dog? Okay so you say this

37:54

guy in line take because. He

37:58

looks hundred. Like

38:01

you would like to do a good job with me But

38:04

you have to eat them in 10 minutes like yeah,

38:07

okay. Oh the rules yeah I'm gonna do you know

38:09

it. I'm a real eater you would be

38:11

happy being on my team Okay, I

38:13

you know Kobayashi apparently does not feel

38:15

hunger anymore because it's worms is it

38:18

because of the worm The worms are

38:20

eating his stomach. Oh my god. I

38:22

don't think that's healthy for you Oh

38:24

my god, oh my god, oh my god. Oh, he's bleeding.

38:27

Look at the guys bleeding his head. Oh, oh my god.

38:29

Oh, yeah Oh,

38:31

yeah. All right That's insane

38:34

Yeah, anyway, how did you because we

38:36

how did you break out of? Your

38:39

Filipino hater factory. I'm still a

38:41

hater myself My

38:44

parents were haters to me and I yeah, I've

38:46

been unchained since I turned 18 But

38:48

then how did they attempt to like keep you down

38:50

and saying you're staying here. You're not like flying on

38:52

your own Oh, yeah, they I didn't have a phone

38:54

till I turned 18 I wasn't allowed

38:56

by till I turned 17. No, but I feel like

38:59

all that made me like like

39:01

super horny Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, I had to like

39:03

if you make it a big deal to touch penis.

39:05

I'm gonna have to do it 100%

39:08

I think so. What's it? What's the solution here? You

39:11

don't you don't stop your kids

39:13

or your teenagers from wanting to

39:15

explore the world on their we don't

39:18

promote it either, right? So you guys in

39:20

the party? Yeah, exactly. All right, so okay.

39:22

So I'm your dad. I'm the dad Okay,

39:24

you three are my kids. Okay, you guys

39:26

are triplets. Okay, okay, your Filipino dad. I'm

39:29

just a dad dad I like this boy How

39:32

old are you though in this position? I'm 15. Okay. All right

39:35

sit around Cindy has

39:37

something to say but everyone sit around. Yeah. All right, so

39:39

Cindy go ahead say we want to say dad I

39:41

like this boy and he wants to take me out on

39:43

a date. That's great Why

39:46

Jim I Know

39:48

him. You're my brother. Yes You're

39:51

a drug, you know that you grow. I'm sorry I

40:00

forgot you were there for a second. Okay

40:02

Cindy so um all right Margaret I'm

40:06

Margaret. What are you all three on drugs you

40:08

guys are my kids? I what's going on here? I

40:11

mean triplets. Yeah, you're triplets. What

40:13

is going on? You guys

40:15

are on Fentanyl what is

40:17

going on here sit down now. Let

40:19

me ask you something. Are you

40:21

guys slept? Well, so you're Cindy You're Jamie

40:24

you're Margaret. We know that right? Yeah, we're

40:26

the McPherson's All right. All

40:28

right. What's your name? It's mom.

40:30

Elle. Yes. What's your name? No

40:32

Elle McPherson? Yeah, she's modeling right now I

40:36

can model dad Because

40:38

he's hot. Hey, you're a you Margaret. He

40:40

looks like Steve. Okay. Thank you Margaret. Thank

40:43

you Margaret. So Cindy. What's your name? What's

40:46

my name person last name? What is it Cindy

40:48

McPherson? Dad? Dad? Are you on drugs? Jimmy

40:56

Jimmy McPherson. Yeah, that's right. Jimmy. Good

40:58

boy. Thanks dad. What's your name? No,

41:00

no, what's your name? What's

41:03

my name? Margaret McPherson. Yeah Eminem

41:07

yeah, so what what is your because we got I like

41:11

Okay. Yeah now our family meeting can

41:13

begin. All right, your mom's in France

41:16

just let you guys know for two months for

41:18

modeling shoes She's cheating Margaret

41:21

what do you say that? Yeah, yeah exact. Thank you, Jimmy

41:24

And answer your brother. What else would she

41:27

be doing in France? Okay, you're right. Never

41:29

mind. She is cheating Okay, Jimmy, you know,

41:31

she's modeling right? Yeah, she's cheating Oh,

41:35

let's do the family member of meeting and then go

41:37

to your concern. She didn't can Your

41:39

mother there's your mother. There's your mother. Wow So

41:44

go ahead what's your what do you want to

41:46

say? I really like I'm so attracted to he

41:49

that's great Yeah, I don't a date. He

41:51

does. Yeah. Yeah, that's for sure. What night?

41:54

Thursday night Thursday night. We're gonna go

41:56

play bowling. What you mean? We're gonna go play

41:58

bowling dad. I don't want you there The ongoing.

42:00

Why do you have to be there? Aleppo? and

42:02

that's awkward. Know. We're going vegetarian. Found

42:04

him dead? Yeah, yeah, any cost a lot

42:07

scarier. Assuming the I and I are going

42:09

to be bowling next to you guys, I

42:11

can have my political himself dad and brother

42:13

Thera. Excuse me

42:15

we're little lady I'm married to a supermarket.

42:17

do what you to summer three kids with

42:20

the biological kids would thus remodel here. I

42:22

don't ever talk to be your dad like

42:24

that is and then look up a couple

42:26

guy that I got this. Jimmy and

42:29

stay out of it. Yeah that I think I'm

42:31

ready to have sex. You.

42:33

Know as sweetie, that's. Odd

42:35

ball for it. But. I'm with

42:38

What? What's this guy's name? Under

42:41

a tell. ourselves.

42:46

To. A causes them and that is the

42:48

of Empire as a street name is

42:50

okay for you know him Margaret Young

42:52

or are you met Draco would struggles

42:54

last time. He. Does is how it's history.

42:57

Of Oh Sousa's Drake on. March

42:59

isn't he cute? and is he a

43:01

nice guys? March March oh you call or more

43:03

the camera will go Go. There

43:07

Okay sorry I read this guy

43:09

we are going to I our

43:11

had a different visual is the

43:13

series' during the a Smoother and.

43:18

You're getting a sliver of I have. A universe. Either

43:20

him or. As they. Put

43:24

our usual of friends a number of door

43:26

for us to process it up of door

43:28

is waiting for you to turn eighteen as.

43:32

Free as good as ever. Read that grooming

43:34

of the Proof is no double doors for

43:36

me though. As. Your Daughter. What would you in earnest

43:38

say to me If I was a guy, think I'm ready

43:40

to have sex, I want to go out with his boy

43:42

and like I won. By were originally I heard about

43:44

that Obama would say is i wish you would

43:46

use protection please. So. They have some free to go

43:48

either. Way. Young Previews production. Yeah, you can do it.

43:50

He could smoke weed to. And. And String

43:53

on the Home. With

43:55

us if you are few midnight.

43:58

So any kind of a line of. Hello!

44:00

Mean. You look

44:02

at I'm in. I'm like seventeen.

44:04

Years of it in. Ah, I'm no

44:06

no. could have been til You're blue allows. Can we

44:08

make a deal that even smoke weed in the house?

44:10

You can drink in the house. Know. Snacks

44:13

in the house because i you know I've

44:15

light sleeper and yes our let's see about

44:17

want to other noises that be horrified A

44:19

on the knocking him in. Your. Head

44:21

you know guess the forget that

44:23

of ordinary down geico. Helps

44:26

us out of what about jacket would you? Rather,

44:28

I get bent over the neighbors bush's.

44:31

The thousands of a set list of exits the sit

44:33

around for a and has and yellow. The

44:35

last year for Cutlass city authorities

44:38

the nailing gate who will hit.

44:41

This is worse. Is

44:43

a sports city? The idea of user

44:46

friendly. Other parts of our wow okay

44:48

it's odd. Jimmy zone always always the

44:50

sir this is it or of work

44:52

are good for This is the back

44:54

of a cereal box. Arrive

44:57

at a pretty Lucky Charms good sweat snare

44:59

Where's your water to be? Oh have that

45:02

are okay, you really get to be tomorrow?

45:04

Yes! I love you son. From during

45:06

bridge I'm proud of and can have a bit

45:08

after my. Tv.

45:12

Any job would. Yeah, If

45:16

you were to just get a job

45:18

will celebrate excess drive up the middle.

45:21

have high hopes for something a little

45:23

was supposedly. Does that make

45:25

bread said I replied that on fire or

45:27

and Marge report card. Is

45:31

the only I don't disclose. What?

45:34

Has she been attending School Mart? Yeah,

45:36

I mean. This is what I

45:38

know. My sister Marge at River and Street

45:40

is that she's. A sugar baby to

45:42

some worse. See this

45:44

is. A like

45:47

use this on her about her the report hard

45:49

as he are you so that say or it

45:51

to say my friends that any know who it

45:53

is yeah. Who. Needs.

45:55

Money Your coworkers, Oh Hooray!

45:58

It's your boss. My boss at

46:01

Com o it willing way to

46:03

go to war. You will enjoy

46:05

enjoy having sex with Mars. A

46:09

modest needs. Mother.

46:17

Or father would not Gabi

46:19

feet below. I'll be all

46:22

by midnight or eyes or

46:24

it's up you political then.

46:27

Ah yes vote what is low Would you

46:29

do though is your if you found that

46:32

like your daughter you receive your baby at

46:34

some point. Funny story about the like this

46:36

one time. It

46:38

seems certain do be a business analysts and

46:40

I was like talking to this project manager

46:42

and the lights and I was like i

46:44

think i want to learn and you upheld

46:47

he to so instead of paying you money

46:49

uses his do sales worth modules. And

46:51

so am I. Would like second thick and

46:53

then he would make me do like Beloit.

46:55

What was the on on the Deloitte history?

46:57

The Imo. And. Was unclear I

46:59

have the knowledge is price could ask a

47:02

question about sugar daddies of her if I

47:04

marry. How much money does one need to

47:06

be a sitter.is? like he couldn't be one right now. He

47:08

could be new. Which. Is we have a lot of

47:10

money though I do. Always. How

47:12

much? what did you have to as in general. To.

47:16

Take to Disneyland. Over

47:19

and over again. it's a good one. As

47:21

a good was yeah that's it. No meal

47:23

was is. No parking. No. Bother

47:25

goober. We. Over to increasing numbers

47:27

you to give you a so gross you can do

47:29

grow to Disneyland Yeah. Mover. To.

47:32

She gets to buy a thing there are eat

47:34

anything. Ah, I'll make her pay for the food.

47:37

I. Guess on a server had an honest answer

47:39

that a solicitor to the gym with suited any

47:41

what. A Superdelegates. It's original. It pays

47:43

for the rant on don't have rather than ever

47:46

the last not my money's my dad's money so

47:48

he would. I would rather have a all we've

47:50

been under supervision. Of

47:53

our food is it seems for

47:56

forgive three best that you can

47:58

be appropriate. Amazing do you. Good.

48:00

A Very. Good question that

48:02

like what are the parameters for being a

48:04

sugar. Daddy I've always wondered whether it's. Like case

48:06

by case that average you might you be working

48:09

as a portly what hello pour money management and

48:11

just wanted to spend money on bit as instead

48:13

of like the you like yeah you could also

48:15

just be like a guy who let wants to

48:17

be like there's a king for financial ruin right?

48:19

Like pay pigs and sell yeah yeah they love

48:21

me. Or oh

48:24

Athena, What are your biggest thought? The odds

48:26

are you're was our deal. I don't know,

48:28

I'm Andy Garcia or pay Pegasus. Somebody.

48:30

That doesn't have a lot of money, but as willing

48:32

to spend every dime on a girl. And

48:34

the golden and then he goes into financial ruin. Your.

48:37

It as close as it's class. I.

48:39

Would have never that these guys and eighty ems and

48:42

they would like make me pull out have been pull

48:44

out like two hundred bucks and a be like oh

48:46

i'm so hungry and ivy league that you want to

48:48

back and a be like know what the fuck keep

48:50

going so I'd be like a minute or two hundred

48:53

and then they'd be like oh now I can go

48:55

to school and I'd be like. The.

48:57

Want to back and it really know what the

48:59

fuck and then I would just keep going and

49:01

sellers dream on as other immelt like little piggies

49:04

well known as a. Cat. And you has a

49:06

Catholic verify you're you've done that. Yeah, is

49:08

there have feelings? as have you noticed you

49:10

don't deserve feeling of guilt on your primary

49:12

role playing. Their. Rather rather, my younger,

49:14

The Paisley out of their King aura or

49:16

so that's not really their situation. Yea,

49:19

I don't think they were like hobos. I saw

49:21

dogs are go or goucher. Or. That's

49:23

a fun i could do that game. But

49:25

I know that they'll be hundred on men

49:27

though that actually go into financial ruin. Would

49:29

they would like fans? He sits us the

49:32

has that is there. So like obsessed with.

49:34

The wouldn't get a threat guinea the actual other. What do

49:36

we really getting on of it? And. Means

49:38

they're paying a beautiful, beautiful girl. Yeah,

49:41

So sad to me is another gym

49:43

men who years and said you someone

49:45

who's charge to come to my family's

49:48

by ricky. I'm

49:52

a nerd specific with i don't know what

49:54

I want your it doesn't matter Your Ivan

49:56

Ivan Nova free from and where he lives.

49:58

He lives in Texas. Oh. Oh boy he

50:00

for me out. I got a points I think.

50:03

About the photo of okay so I've I'm

50:06

in Texas Be real. Let's be Real And

50:08

I I'm in Texas Ago. I.

50:10

Call you when I go missing. come to the

50:12

barbecue or by your first class. Or.

50:14

Their tickets the right. A. Good states,

50:16

a nice hotel. With. I would you

50:19

gonna? Do we get a Se? You.

50:21

Know via Getty I give your Bobby Lee.

50:23

Yeah we play but I consider yeah I

50:25

it's all is it. strictly as a friend.

50:29

You do it for free You don't know. I

50:31

don't buy buy medicine. What if you were gonna

50:33

pull out your genitals? I think though, it. Okay,

50:35

So Oracle allow the car when I'm in. I

50:37

mean he put the prank. those are the I

50:39

don't pull out a reason at all, even if

50:41

you just pull it out for a second. There's.

50:44

A get How much is that? As Felix, a

50:46

six or five hundred on Monday or. Like

50:48

a medieval looking at. Even if I

50:50

if I valued in the periphery you have to pay

50:52

me. Five Hundred dollar yeah this is had

50:55

cities are are honor of those photos. So

50:57

home. That's. Expensive. So.

50:59

that and and about of you habit you've as

51:01

it just wasn't like that has like you know

51:03

how much as as if you like pull it

51:05

out and jerk off like know that your governor

51:07

what you took would have club that would your

51:09

finger on s earth a lot it's not your

51:12

as you're going up as late as that's like

51:14

a kinky move like I've added a thousand dollar

51:16

advantages. Are like Rodolphe so. Why?

51:18

Rather rather than rather say about the whack

51:21

years or to black or dog is the

51:23

As.so maybe I don't know. You know, Let's.

51:26

Go back to christen cases that Yale as

51:28

it added are you from Saigon of my

51:30

that he suffered yeah because the dancing but

51:32

all cases so boxing. I

51:35

don't I don't know the word me that the

51:37

zebra he organizes getting allow sides of the size

51:39

of government. did you see for yourself? Now do

51:41

watch it with the last movie you saw. As.

51:44

Hot as a weird when and can which

51:46

was like European and strains. Who was a

51:48

cold and announces European. Assess assess the

51:50

you're in Kansas Recently I wine i I

51:52

was I want to see like wet party

51:54

that could get into yeah using the gift

51:56

of gab. Oh. That no such.

51:59

Like that is. so it's. Like a lot of the

52:01

super like all the hot girls are

52:03

in Cannes, right? Well, they're selling vagina

52:05

Yeah, not me. Do you know the

52:07

the do you know how can works

52:09

Bobby? It is a film festival Yes,

52:12

the backdrop of that is yachts

52:14

and telling vagina Give

52:16

me selling like it like the popcorn. What are you talking?

52:20

Like you're about about about I got

52:22

popcorn it can be like whatever. Yeah.

52:25

Yeah, you're peddling pussy, but like

52:28

Here's how honest guys the dog bad

52:30

at it. I don't know. I don't

52:32

even I can't read it I don't know if somebody's

52:34

just being nice or they're peddling pussy Like

52:37

I wouldn't be able to know the difference. I don't think either

52:39

way. I think I've been in the elevator. They go. Hello Like

52:43

how do I know? That they're peddling

52:46

pussy when they're like that was five thousand dollars

52:49

For saying hello. No, like oh you've

52:51

done your no what I'm saying

52:53

before like if I look I'm a cans Okay,

52:56

let's see how my cans I'm promoting

52:58

death and ramen part two. Yeah, okay

53:01

And I'm like and then I'm at a party. How

53:03

do I read if a girl is peddling or

53:06

not? If she's really really hot Keep

53:10

going keep going keep going keep going

53:12

keep going What she's

53:15

really hot like like really like so hot it like

53:17

would have like make any sense, you know

53:25

Cuz I mean, I don't know who you think you're talking to But

53:28

I've had really hot girls say no. No, I'm sure yeah. Yeah,

53:30

so I don't know what you're accusing me of No,

53:33

like if they're like super super super hot super

53:35

hot But like, you know what I'm talking about

53:37

level a level I've never had before Elle

53:39

McPherson Okay, like

53:41

Em Rada like Em Rada. Yeah, that's a

53:43

great example I have to be

53:45

honest the girl that I'm seeing right now is

53:48

that level I think Em Rada. He's pretty hot

53:50

I believe you is she Asian? No Oh

53:52

white Jules said the age girl was

53:54

like stunning. Yeah, so I you

53:56

so what I'm saying I've I I'm

53:59

at a certain level, probably not, you know,

54:01

pedaling at level, at CANS, but

54:04

like to talk to me in a real way, you know? But you're

54:06

so funny. Thank you. Wait,

54:09

so how was your experience at Cannes? Like

54:11

you were just going to see how many

54:13

parties you could get into? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

54:15

And how was it? How many? Were

54:18

you successful? I got into like three. Did you

54:20

see any celebrities? I saw Victoria Justice. Never heard

54:22

of that. Victorious? Victorious?

54:24

Oh no, what is it? She's like a

54:26

Nickelodeon? She's like a Nick? Yeah. She's

54:29

like a Dan Schneider baby. Oh, yeah.

54:32

Is that a star? No. Yes,

54:34

he's huge. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah,

54:36

yeah, yeah. What, what, what do you think? Yeah. Okay.

54:40

Maybe not for your, you wouldn't know. Well, to me, a star would be

54:42

George Clooney. Oh. I saw

54:44

George Clooney. That would be like at a party

54:46

with George Clooney. I thought Adrian Brody. He's big.

54:48

There we go. The piano. There we

54:50

go. Now we're talking. You

54:52

probably saw his nose first. No. Okay.

54:56

Nice. You're in a room and you turn around. Oh, that's him.

54:59

Okay. All right. The

55:01

guys with big noses are like so hot. So, so good. Yeah. Flat

55:04

noses are good too. You know, right guys? Yeah.

55:07

Yeah. Come on. Yeah.

55:10

Flat nose, right? No. I

55:13

have a big nose. No. Do I

55:15

have a big nose? Anyway, so

55:17

you're in an open relationship with

55:19

this guy. Are you in love

55:21

or no? Yeah, I'm so in

55:23

love. Yeah. And then marriage or

55:25

no? Yeah. You know, for sure.

55:27

We've been here since 2019. Yeah. Oh,

55:29

we're legit. Legit. We're serious.

55:32

Did you guys start off open? Yeah, we always

55:34

start open. Yeah. I never

55:36

wanted monogamy. But do you guys talk about like

55:38

the people you've worked out with or no? Yeah.

55:41

I mean, I like to hear it. He doesn't

55:43

like to hear it from me. But you like to hear from him. Yeah. He

55:46

likes to know the facts. Like he likes to know

55:49

like, okay, you fucked five guys. Thanks

55:51

for letting me know. Oh wow. And

55:54

what's the situation? Like when

55:56

you come back home, is it like cuddles?

55:59

I mean, of course. They're in a relationship. Yeah, we're

56:01

in love. But is it

56:03

like that's just the information? Does he need to

56:05

know where you are like safety wise? Yeah, I'll

56:07

tell him where I'm at. Yeah, I like when

56:09

he fucks other girls. I like to hear like

56:12

every detail like the back shots and the curvature.

56:14

Yeah, that makes sense to me. That's pretty hot.

56:16

I like to know if they're hotter. I

56:19

just can only be intimate with one person at a

56:21

time. Yeah, that makes sense. You know,

56:23

it's like sharing something with one person and I

56:25

want to give them and hopefully I get everything

56:28

from them too. Sharing

56:30

intimacy, I just I can't do it

56:33

because my fear would be this. Okay,

56:35

is that your guy, right? Don't

56:38

you have this fear? And then he

56:40

starts having feelings for somebody. Oh,

56:43

we're allowed to have like crushes and stuff. Yeah,

56:45

but what if he falls in love with somebody? That's

56:47

okay. Then you would have two girlfriends.

56:50

Oh, heaven. That's what

56:53

you're saying. Heaven. All

56:55

the best scenario out

56:58

there. See, George, you're

57:00

doing it wrong. You

57:02

really are doing it. You know what I mean? Maybe

57:04

if that's interesting. But

57:07

if it's not in your like nature, like

57:09

you cannot force like ethical non-monogamy if

57:11

it just doesn't sit right with you, you

57:13

can't force yourself into that situation. Like

57:16

if you're just somebody who like loves one on

57:18

one and it makes you feel safe, it makes

57:20

you feel grounded, your

57:23

nervous system can't handle the

57:25

other stuff, then you shouldn't get into it. I

57:28

think if I just don't ask, I think I could be fine with

57:30

it. I just wouldn't want to know. But

57:32

you don't want to white knuckle it either. Like you

57:34

guys seem like you're very comfortable in it. You've been

57:36

doing it a long time. I like to know the

57:38

information. Like I feel like it'd be weird if

57:40

like we hung out with a bunch of girls and then like you fucked

57:42

all of them and I didn't know. Like I should know. You

57:45

know what's so funny? That's my fear too. I

57:47

don't want to be the

57:50

not knowing person in the room. Yeah,

57:52

I like to know the same. Yeah. But

57:55

here's what I wouldn't want either. It's like, hey,

57:57

I was last minute, but I have to

57:59

go. this event and can you know I'm

58:02

with you know I mean Natron right

58:05

and I'm like whoever you mean

58:07

it's a name Finnegan

58:09

I'm with Finnegan you know I'm

58:11

in I'm like oh okay well

58:14

have fun that would break my heart but also

58:16

why didn't you tell me sooner about the event

58:18

it was last minute and how

58:20

what's the event they

58:24

can't Sundance Sun

58:27

dance man is are you in the

58:29

film yeah okay then I'm there Natron sorry

58:31

like I love you you're my priority like

58:33

we're in this relationship together so would you

58:35

do that yeah you would cut whoever you're

58:37

with and go back to wait

58:39

what's the scenario like you have like a cool

58:41

song festival oh no no no all right

58:44

so you're with that is that you've met an Asian guy

58:46

yeah I love him you love him can

58:48

we give him a name I don't want

58:50

his role name Joe

58:53

show show okay yeah all

58:55

right so Joe you're in

58:57

with Joe doctor

59:00

holy shit you're chill

59:02

the doctor doctor show you're with dr. Joe

59:05

and you're at

59:07

his penthouse just

59:10

candles right and you hear

59:14

you know what probably you're

59:16

somebody someone wet or something I don't know you

59:19

guys are ready ready to write it right right

59:21

I'm sorry but anyway and then all of a

59:23

sudden you know I mean Doug let's just call

59:25

the guy that you know your boyfriend

59:28

Oh Doug calls like yo you

59:30

know you know you got to be here at this

59:32

party right now it's very important because you know would

59:35

you leave dr. Joe

59:37

can Doug give me like 30 minutes yeah

59:41

what's 30 minutes yeah I might

59:43

be right Jim right son that

59:46

sounds fair right I'm sorry yeah yeah yeah so

59:48

you're giving me such a last-minute notice right

59:51

you gotta let me finish but

59:53

like if dr. chose like me though

59:55

I like to take my time I'll

59:58

Tell Dr. try to you know, like. Hurry

1:00:00

up little are you alright? or.

1:00:02

He could just give me like head. The.

1:00:04

You out and then I can go awry

1:00:07

while you want to com. Yeah, okay. Interesting.

1:00:10

Interesting. Okay, good as my riot. Is.

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Maid cafe where we would do a talent show at

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maid Cafe L hand? Yeah yeah. My

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talent was doing a stand up routine

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like to speak or gathering for like.

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other was would have invented. Yeah okay. swear

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attack on titan would be because i was

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pitching like i was talking to some adam

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guy that like he owns a lot of IP

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rights to your main anime

1:02:04

shows yeah he doesn't have that one but

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he was like what a great TV show

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that would be don't you think

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like yeah oh my god so hard

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to I think I think we have the technology to

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do it now yeah to be big and small after admin

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I think we can do it now yeah don't you

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think I mean I did it yeah yeah so how hard

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it could it be I don't know it's just such

1:02:27

a beloved series yeah

1:02:30

you have to do it you have to nail it

1:02:32

you'd have to nail it in the head my friend

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I know and who would play Mikasa do you

1:02:37

know the names huh I don't know

1:02:39

but casting first of all let's write the story

1:02:41

we cast later okay that's true I feel like

1:02:43

that's very important because people really do like

1:02:45

start to hate on who you cast

1:02:48

right yeah well I have you know

1:02:50

I have an animated show would you do a voice on it

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oh hell yeah that'd be fun huh everyone here is gonna get

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a call to do a voice by the way thank

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you Alex yeah and he's just gonna cost

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$100 I'm not gonna do it and you live in LA

1:03:06

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follow you you guys should all share one

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what we had a threesome for. You're going to film it

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this time at for periods. I to be a

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volunteer. We. Need raising representation. Of

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anyone? The body idea it's you would

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point zero one performer topper for the

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people wanna your well I think so.

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sell high. Or so people stig.

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dopey innocent but like objects. Yeah, that would

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be the end of my Hollywood through. I

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don't think so. I don't think so. There's

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so much so for now people are understanding

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those. Why rain on your cell and like

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the future right? I want you to were

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all future All of. The

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city. Like you have girls like Chloe Cherry

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who does who the new for? Yeah she's

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like a beloved Actors but also a porn.

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as a reverse. Some. Of that

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go Go Go. So anyways, Kazumi I

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had a pleasure. Talking. To

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your for dinner. I had so much time. As.

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scenario. Was fun, very good. Ah,

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have become Args. we already have your back yard

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has. A good mood that other things

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out here is a Jody. Yeah, I'm not.

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so let's see what I meant. No, say

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I said no. He. Said her

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yeah they. Were

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promoting of special Sinus. Hot

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girl is Jody! Hi sit

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down please! I am zooming.

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I. I stay here with us. Okay. And

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yes, Hi so i went into this

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or next people that that are my friend that's

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come in on. For

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years she's to open for me remember idea

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and the we did the the working we

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ever did a long time ago was that

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bananas rumor that the place banal my got

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a new jersey and then a hobby believe

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amounts that's right now how me believe there

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was nobody naughty as and that the end

1:10:49

of this weekend. The. Owners came up

1:10:51

to me in tears going if you. They.

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Gave me the check They go if you

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cast a sec in if or businesses. I

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remember that yes so your mother has the

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chat know right? I slide way to a

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behalf of the amounts to they give you

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have the most of them just. That's.

1:11:07

How bad but you? you been

1:11:09

in. The. Rough spots

1:11:11

with me I have. Can I tell

1:11:13

you are? We were in Chicago performing

1:11:15

and. It was a second first, so

1:11:17

a second on Saturday night. second day.

1:11:20

And. You're pretty much naked in your

1:11:22

underwear, financing around you and your on as

1:11:24

you do. it was in bed and you

1:11:27

celebrate. I'll say it's to eminent. I remember

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hung up on on it. ah yes I

1:11:31

would sell off and I must slowing down

1:11:33

but like a true professional yeah he that

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right that aren't exactly to start saving a

1:11:37

setting where bubbles I actually was saying we're

1:11:39

looking at him as he say he is

1:11:41

of our area and I'm thinking. Is

1:11:43

okay or I'm headlining. The rest. Of

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my you know what showbiz you just keep going

1:11:49

forward. But you go And yes, As a

1:11:51

Jody I you know we are you. I've. Always

1:11:54

thought she was when the funniest people in the

1:11:56

world. And. on she has a

1:11:58

special out do Is it on what was

1:12:01

it? It's on YouTube right now. It's called decades in

1:12:03

the making. Yeah decades in the making and I

1:12:06

also want to talk about Jody because I

1:12:08

think you're the first comic to do this but

1:12:10

about your daughter Yes, tell us

1:12:13

about that experience. Um, I adopted

1:12:16

a daughter and Yeah,

1:12:19

she's hot. She's a really hot baby. How does she

1:12:21

know she's three and a half Wasn't it a

1:12:23

situation where you're like hi, we have a

1:12:25

baby here. Yeah, basically I've been went on

1:12:28

like I've been trying to get pregnant and I couldn't get

1:12:30

pregnant and then I was on a waitlist for almost Two

1:12:32

years and then it was a Sunday night. I

1:12:34

was sitting at home. I just finished a podcast I was

1:12:36

eating a bowl of whipped cream watching the Gilmore girl Because

1:12:40

that's what you do on Sunday night You know, yeah, and

1:12:42

then my adoption lawyer called me and I picked up

1:12:44

and I just thought he needed some extra You

1:12:46

know stuff for me and he just

1:12:48

said you've been selected and I said for what I

1:12:50

like a raffle Yeah, well, I had

1:12:52

sent my stuff in for this birth mom who gave

1:12:54

birth But you I've done it so many times you

1:12:56

don't even think about it's like an audition You just

1:12:59

sort of just let it go and he

1:13:01

was like you you were selected and I said for what? And

1:13:04

he's like a baby was born you were you were

1:13:06

picked and you get on a plane tomorrow in

1:13:08

the middle of a pandemic I remember that I

1:13:10

literally remember. Yes middle. Yeah, that was

1:13:12

the most dramatic thing by the way was going to

1:13:15

Kentucky So dramatic

1:13:17

is it like a random baby or can you like

1:13:19

or what do you mean? What do you mean by that kazoomie

1:13:21

like is it like tender like you can choose the baby, you

1:13:23

know, it's not it Oh 50

1:13:29

babies were born out of one woman. It

1:13:31

was like one baby. I get scoasted by

1:13:33

so many babies They

1:13:36

never call me back There

1:13:42

is and to answer your question it is actually it's so

1:13:45

funny that you said that cuz I Would

1:13:47

refer to that and I think I did in

1:13:49

the special is sort of like being on a

1:13:51

dating app because you do put together A packet

1:13:53

with pictures of you looking like you've got your

1:13:55

shit together And you're trying to

1:13:57

match with a birth mother or a birth

1:13:59

family. The and they choose who they want to

1:14:01

raise their kids so it is kind of like that

1:14:03

you're going through that and then of. Los of the

1:14:05

Mother looked at your photo id at one. Yep

1:14:08

she did I got take our be a

1:14:10

good mommy she did and you know what

1:14:12

I know I mean we've been open adoption

1:14:14

and see I send your pictures all the

1:14:16

time and we tech the lot I'm and.

1:14:19

This. Is her. As is interesting

1:14:21

part of the story, this my daughter

1:14:23

was her thirteen pregnancy. And

1:14:25

then a year and a half later

1:14:27

she emailed me and told me she

1:14:30

was pregnant again while again again and

1:14:32

wanted me to have the baby as

1:14:34

like a campy outnumbered so I can.

1:14:36

I said I couldn't but let me

1:14:38

ask around and two of my very

1:14:40

good friends. Just. Golden and her

1:14:42

wife. Adopted. My daughter's half

1:14:44

brother only and eight. I live around

1:14:47

the corner American. All I've got who spoke?

1:14:49

Get a miracle straight from album. Yep. so they'll

1:14:51

know each other. They. Do ready Yet it is.

1:14:53

Yeah, he's a year, he's a little easier and a

1:14:55

half. My daughter's three and a. Half. years other other

1:14:57

to get togethers with yeah, small, disabled, eligible

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rather yes I be know that their siblings.

1:15:02

Yes, they do, but I mean he doesn't

1:15:04

really now because I've been older son to

1:15:06

who's also adopted. I'm so there's a five,

1:15:08

your side and a half. my. Daughter.

1:15:10

With older ones know his sometimes

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they go wrong road. And

1:15:15

he was one of the intuitive about

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love of making. Babies A C is

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a meth addict so probably of of the

1:15:21

way we are. Another good baby is there

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are really. Good babysit crybaby, energetic babies.

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the absence the surface as others energy

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bills. All odds and married but Yankees

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way until. Salon Man's Arm and a series

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of the you realising basically there's like. Single.

1:15:35

Life get all the pandemic yes with

1:15:37

no plans Know crab? no car seat? Know

1:15:39

nothing. I had no melanie line and nothing

1:15:42

nothing and annexed they are asked to Kentucky

1:15:44

as a wide a lot of comics

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female comic Sarah Deanna being one of a

1:15:48

lover that's right up and. Zero T on

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off. Let me just say the so the

1:15:53

say this about her. Where. The

1:15:55

greatest human beings script I've ever met In my

1:15:57

lifetime. I logos so much like I'm getting emotional

1:15:59

volumes. This is my time

1:16:01

though. I forgot to put the microphone on. But

1:16:04

who else helped you? Um,

1:16:07

I guess some other comics that you probably don't

1:16:09

know. But they're also really great.

1:16:12

Everybody was great. They

1:16:15

really stepped up and helped me and

1:16:17

dropped everything off. I had nothing. Literally

1:16:19

nothing. I would eat with nothing. My

1:16:22

baby was born early. She

1:16:24

had meth in her system, but she's healthy. Don't worry. She

1:16:27

just got her three year chip. Hey! She's

1:16:32

doing so well. She's doing really well.

1:16:34

And is she, um, I mean

1:16:36

obviously she's three. She knows you as

1:16:38

your mother. She is literally. She

1:16:41

goes, momma or what she should call you? She goes, mommy.

1:16:45

And then is she a good child? She's

1:16:47

a really good child. You know what she said the other day? She was taking

1:16:49

a bath and I said, Mackenzie, because

1:16:51

that's her name. Boys have

1:16:53

penises and girls have vaginas. And mommy has

1:16:55

a vagina. So what's mommy? And she goes,

1:16:58

super. And I'm like, oh. She

1:17:01

knows. She is. I'm like, you are so cute.

1:17:03

She says, I love you so much. She does?

1:17:06

Oh my god. I

1:17:08

love you so much. Places? What do

1:17:10

you take her? I take her.

1:17:12

We just went. Where did we go? Farmers Market. Farmers

1:17:14

Market. We went to Discovery Cube. We go to bars.

1:17:16

Whatever. Whatever. I feel like there

1:17:18

should. I don't understand. I

1:17:21

don't have the patience for, I'm not patient. I

1:17:23

can't imagine being a parent and taking your kid

1:17:25

under five or even under seven to

1:17:27

Disneyland. It's like they don't have a full. Oh

1:17:29

yeah. They don't even know what Mickey Mouse is. No,

1:17:31

she does. Yes,

1:17:34

she does. She loves Minnie. Oh, she does? But

1:17:36

it's like it's such a trek. It's so

1:17:38

exhausting. It is. Everything is exhausting. Going

1:17:40

to Rite Aid is exhausting. Going

1:17:44

anywhere. Why? Tell me more. Because it

1:17:46

takes forever to get them out of the house. It's

1:17:48

like, I don't want to go. Not even that.

1:17:51

It's like putting shoes on. That was good. That was

1:17:53

a really good impression of a three year old. Does

1:17:55

the baby look like you? She

1:17:57

is babies that look realistically like yours. She

1:18:00

kind of looks like me, but I think she mimics my

1:18:02

facial expressions But I love every time I say baby that

1:18:04

is because like if I was if I was your baby

1:18:06

I would be just doing this all day so I can

1:18:08

have a skinnier face like yours. I would do

1:18:10

that to you, too My

1:18:18

mom did like we she was she

1:18:20

grew up with really like ears Years

1:18:23

and so when my sister and I were born she like

1:18:25

taped our you did you can get that you can get

1:18:27

a surgery That's you go

1:18:29

ahead. No. I was gonna ask you something something

1:18:32

personal. Yeah, good Are

1:18:34

you still writing on that show? Yes? What's it

1:18:36

called funny? You should ask okay? I'm gonna ask you

1:18:38

something very personal about that okay They

1:18:41

had me on one time. I know no stop

1:18:44

I want you to be very honest. I'm gonna be very honest with

1:18:46

you are yeah, and I thought I did okay.

1:18:49

You did great They never asked

1:18:51

me back. I know why I honestly

1:18:57

Be honest I I'm all right now in

1:18:59

my life. I want transparency. I want

1:19:02

honestly I can handle anything That's

1:19:04

because why he doesn't like me. You

1:19:06

know because you do a really bad impersonation of

1:19:08

a three-year-old no um it's because Honestly,

1:19:11

he's never given a reason and that is the

1:19:13

honest truth so when you came on Yeah, I

1:19:15

was the head writer, and I

1:19:17

was very excited to have you on and now I'm

1:19:19

the executive producer So I'm even more excited to get

1:19:21

you back on you're not gonna get me on every time

1:19:23

I bring it up This is exactly what he

1:19:26

says yes love Bobby love Bobby. I don't you've

1:19:28

been on comics on Lee's all of it Yeah,

1:19:30

yeah, and my point is is that there's no

1:19:32

like what's up is like he doesn't understand He

1:19:36

doesn't understand listen. I'm not gonna stop trying

1:19:38

to get you back. I don't want you know

1:19:40

what this is Byron Byron

1:19:42

Allen right right I

1:19:44

will never do it okay Okay,

1:19:47

I will never do it for real. I want to do it so

1:19:49

bad But I will never do it

1:19:51

because I'll tell you why Louie Pass

1:19:53

I love him love him

1:19:56

great. Love it still on it. It's

1:19:58

not love him great That's

1:20:00

the thing everyone on it too

1:20:02

are my friends. Yeah, Jeff Ross. Yeah.

1:20:04

Yeah Whitney everybody. Yeah. Yeah Is

1:20:07

it because is it the Korean thing? He

1:20:10

did say if you were Chinese what other

1:20:12

what other Asians have done it. I

1:20:15

think you're the Oh Margaret Cho Yeah,

1:20:18

interesting Byron Byron

1:20:20

Byron been on three different times. Oh three times three

1:20:23

times and I've been one So that's four times how

1:20:25

many shows have they done a lot?

1:20:28

How many thousands? No Like

1:20:30

we just wrapped season 7 but there was

1:20:32

obviously the pandemic. Yeah, so we've done 400

1:20:37

So you've had four times

1:20:39

and Asians appeared on over

1:20:41

400 episodes interesting Byron Sorry,

1:20:44

very very interesting to me Good

1:20:47

to see you Anyway,

1:20:49

so you're the executive producer now. Yeah. Yes.

1:20:51

Oh my congratulations. Thank you. It's a great

1:20:53

show Yeah, great. So Jody is a do

1:20:56

honestly you're a great comic. You know what? I loved

1:20:58

using you Complete reliable.

1:21:01

I just I could leave

1:21:03

the room. You're gonna kill Just

1:21:06

I just had just faith, you know, sometimes I bring people

1:21:08

on the road. I have to watch I

1:21:11

got it You know me and I go, you know,

1:21:13

this is a rowdy crowd. You never a problem. You're

1:21:15

fucking professional So funny and and

1:21:17

her special Jody Miller decades in the

1:21:19

making which is probably true, right? It

1:21:22

is It's where'd you shoot it shot

1:21:24

it at the ice house the newly renovated ice. I

1:21:26

mean, can we talk about that for a second? Yeah,

1:21:29

how do you feel about it? How do I feel about what

1:21:31

the new ice house? I mean, let's be real There

1:21:35

I am you look good. Thank

1:21:37

you. Thank you. Thank thank you Is

1:21:40

that was Abby there? Yes. Yeah. Yeah It

1:21:43

would have the same manager by the way Abby Leviton if you

1:21:45

ever wants to know, you know The

1:21:47

shows themselves were amazing. It was one

1:21:50

of the club the club Let's

1:21:54

talk about the club. I mean Recently

1:22:00

Re-opened so but I I enjoyed it.

1:22:02

You love it great greatest club in the world. It's

1:22:05

the best. Okay, am I supposed to? Yeah,

1:22:07

that's coming the world. It's a great one of

1:22:09

the greatest clubs in America. I saw capacity in

1:22:11

there forever been there forever I had less and

1:22:14

very sorry, you know what I love about that

1:22:16

club is because it's it really is in the

1:22:18

story of comedy The

1:22:20

history of it it belongs in the same

1:22:23

Category as the comedy store it really does

1:22:25

it's been Around for that

1:22:28

long the Fishers who owned it for

1:22:30

so many years were great comedy people

1:22:32

like a family to me and You

1:22:35

know, I'm glad it's up and running, you know It

1:22:37

is one of those clubs that you can

1:22:39

walk on stage and just say hello and

1:22:41

people start laughing It's like one of

1:22:44

those you just feel like this is such a great club,

1:22:46

especially. Yeah, I mean coming outside of LA I'm

1:22:48

glad that it reopened. I Haven't

1:22:50

been back since I shot the special but I am gonna

1:22:52

be back June 14th. Check her

1:22:55

out June 14th live. Oh, yeah Yeah,

1:22:58

I mean it was there was

1:23:01

a lot of drama afterwards just getting it edited and

1:23:03

getting things done as you know but I

1:23:05

think it just I Think

1:23:07

it's representative Decades in the making everything

1:23:09

seems to take decades doesn't it? Yeah,

1:23:11

but it's out. It's out everyone check it

1:23:14

out Check it out and she's a dear

1:23:16

friend of mine and I can't thank

1:23:18

you enough I honestly tell so many especially

1:23:20

young comics how great you are because you

1:23:22

he would honestly I'll never forget where it's

1:23:24

the laugh factory Long Beach There

1:23:27

was somebody that literally just performed for what like they

1:23:29

didn't opening spot a guest spot and you walked right up

1:23:31

to them And you were like how much time do you

1:23:34

got? Do you want to come on the road? Like you

1:23:36

would give anyone an opportunity. I'm a pretty guy. He really

1:23:38

is that it's a huge thing in this industry So

1:23:40

many people will just be like that's what I

1:23:42

read on a fucking online about me But like, you know, I

1:23:44

wish those stories fucking went around He's

1:23:49

a good guy. Yeah, I'm a good guy. I wish those fucking

1:23:51

stories would go It's

1:23:55

gonna kill yourself I'm like what anyway,

1:23:58

um, so Jody What else do you

1:24:00

want to plug anything else? No,

1:24:02

just follow me. Just everybody everyone follow Jody

1:24:05

Miller and also watch her show the Byron out

1:24:07

very good guy Thank

1:24:14

you guys honestly, thank you on YouTube and

1:24:16

also check her on the way you have

1:24:19

a kind of website Yes, Jody Miller comedy.

1:24:21

Yeah, and just actually on Instagram. Just follow

1:24:23

me on Instagram. Yeah, she's just a veteran

1:24:26

She's been you know, she's one of

1:24:28

the best and support my friend. Okay,

1:24:30

everybody give Jody round of applause Thank

1:24:32

you. Zoomy a round of applause Jaime

1:24:35

a round of applause and let's give

1:24:37

a round of applause for America. Yeah

1:24:55

You