0:03

Sandy's is the best. I

0:27

want Sandy's. No you don't. I'm

0:30

a local boy. He doesn't want it. You're

0:32

not a local boy. Yeah. I'm

0:34

local everywhere babe. You are local

0:36

everywhere. You're Earth, Planet Earth there. Locomoco.

0:40

They live on Planet Earth man. I

0:42

don't know what that is. Now you're a local boy to

0:44

Earth. Yeah. I

0:47

got you. Yeah? I got you.

0:49

Because if you're from like Mars. Not so local. If

0:51

you're like in Argentina or something. I'm

0:53

from locally here on Earth. I don't

0:56

know. Let's just move on. It

0:58

doesn't make any sense. Furiosa. Did

1:00

you watch it? Yeah. You

1:03

watched it. Don't tell me. I haven't heard

1:05

of it. I heard one scene took 78 days

1:07

to film. What? I

1:09

can probably. I know which one it is. It's

1:11

an action scene probably. No. It's like

1:13

a one on one. Dramatic one on one. No it's not.

1:16

That's crazy that it took 78 days. Cut. You're

1:18

not doing it. Anna what's her name?

1:20

Anna Taylor. Anna Taylor. Yeah.

1:23

You're not feeling it. Tomorrow. Tomorrow.

1:26

Day 70. Day 70. Was

1:30

it better than the Mad Max? Furio

1:32

Road? He loves the Mad Max. You

1:35

saw Furio Road? I haven't seen it. Oh I've seen the

1:37

Furio Road but I haven't seen the new one. Yeah.

1:41

It's different. It's different. Mad Max,

1:44

Furio Road. The first 30 minutes

1:46

of that movie was probably one of the

1:48

greatest actions. I mean openings of

1:50

any movie. I agree. So

1:53

it didn't have that but in the middle

1:55

they had like a couple of you know

1:57

what I mean like whoa. Furiosa

2:00

story, right? Well,

2:02

you know my theory is this because of how Tom

2:04

you know how Tom Hart what Tom Hardy was like

2:06

on Fury Road I know he said that he

2:08

was what did he call it? Short-sighted.

2:12

Yeah, short-sighted. Yeah, because he was like what

2:14

the fuck are we doing here? Basically he played the whole

2:16

movie Yeah until he saw it. He

2:18

called it myopic myopic. Yeah. Yeah, but

2:20

think about Tom Hardy though half

2:22

the movie He's in the front of a car The

2:25

mascot you're me so your mind as an actor

2:27

you're like this sucks. What is this? Yeah You

2:30

know me and then you see a guy with

2:32

an electric guitar not gigantic rig. You're me. You're

2:34

like Movie sucks, right? And

2:36

then you see it and you go. Oh Anyway,

2:42

oh that George small talking with yeah,

2:44

I've never heard George George. Hey, how

2:46

you doing gal? He's like kinkling out there

2:49

What's he doing? Is

2:51

he good with black women? He

2:55

just seems like strictly

2:57

Asian women Are

3:00

you dating now Bobby? Because

3:03

I'm dating now Are

3:05

you still with a single mom and three kids? No,

3:07

I got rid of her I

3:13

got rid of her and I like that but like Just

3:16

said don't say it that way. How did you

3:18

break it off? You're like, I just stopped talking

3:20

to her You ghosted her ghosted her. Yeah,

3:22

that's a good style. Yeah What

3:25

it's not Carmen Carmen Weiss is not good. Yeah Yeah,

3:27

let me ask you said when you get rid of

3:29

her like if you would you call me if you

3:31

got if you need To get rid of a body

3:34

good. I call you. Yeah. Yeah, I'll

3:36

call you and George This George

3:38

logistics. Yeah. Yeah sticks. Yeah. What would you like?

3:40

What would you say like hey guys? I'll

3:44

group chat Hey

3:48

guys, hey guys, yeah, but maybe

3:50

not group chat because if there's evidence evidence

3:53

Yeah, I won't text it over. Oh, okay. Hey

3:56

guys, I'm like like a Two

3:59

way call Yeah, there we go. So

4:01

we can both answer okay. What's up? I'm

4:04

a pool party come over here

4:06

real quick in in

4:09

Texas. Where I'm at. Oh, it's

4:11

like code. It's code Oh, so okay

4:13

next time know this if you

4:15

say pool party, we know it's a dead body.

4:17

Yeah, very good Let's get this down right now

4:19

party. All right, so then we fly you would

4:22

fly first class and flies first class, right? I'll

4:24

fly you guys in spirit Wait,

4:27

wait, we're gonna fight a body for you

4:30

We get spirit so they

4:32

can even sit together. Wait, you know what something

4:34

quick Oh quick Oh, that's right because it's just

4:36

like cheap. Oh cheap. Yeah. Yeah. So we're in

4:39

the middle seat spirit coach Also,

4:42

cuz so no one can like recognize you if you're in

4:44

first class to be like Bobby Lee, where are you going?

4:46

Mmm There's all in coach.

4:48

They never recognize. What the fuck you talking about?

4:50

Oh It's

4:54

darker in code That

4:56

can't be Bobby Lee. He doesn't like the middle seat.

4:59

He has anxiety in middle seats Like that can't be

5:01

Bobby or is that more suspicious that why is Bobby

5:03

Lee flying spirit in the back? No,

5:05

I don't think so cuz he would never fly spirit

5:08

Interesting. So if anyone knows him or as a fan,

5:10

they know that that is true.

5:12

I put freckles on. Yeah, would that

5:14

help? Yeah, yeah, right people are

5:16

gonna text. Why does Bobby Lee? I'm

5:20

not done with but okay. Keep going. Yeah, I would

5:22

do freckles, right? And then what I would

5:24

do is I put a piece of scotch tape And

5:27

do this put it down like this. So freckles

5:29

like this, right? And then an

5:31

eye patch. What do you think too

5:33

obvious? People will know do

5:35

we think it's me? Well, they know but it's

5:37

gonna look like a character so people are gonna

5:39

look at that weird-looking guy with an eye. Oh

5:42

No, I don't know what I'm gonna do right The

5:44

from from my eyes up it'll be

5:47

black like Furiosa. Oh Like

5:49

charcoal like cosplay people. Oh, yeah. No

5:51

not cosplay like I'm actually from that

5:54

world. Okay. Got it You're making yourself

5:56

more known How

5:58

about just like a little bit? Cotch tape

6:00

this. You go big eyes,

6:02

go big eyes. I go big eyes like this?

6:04

Yeah. How would I just do big

6:06

eyes? Yeah. No,

6:09

that still looks like me though. But on math

6:11

or something. But then just tape it to your beanie and

6:13

then tuck it under the beanie. Okay,

6:16

you take it forever so this body's

6:18

composed. It

6:20

doesn't really matter. It's 70 days later.

6:23

What you get, what you get, what you don't get, I

6:25

mean, this is vastly processing through my

6:27

mind. Okay. I get

6:29

out loud and slow. But I think of

6:31

these things super quick. You know what I

6:33

mean? No, no,

6:35

no, no, no. And I edit in my mind.

6:38

His favorite show is snapped. And

6:40

he always criticizes how people get rid

6:42

of the evidence. Oh my God, I critical.

6:44

Very critical about it. Yeah, so I know he's really

6:46

good. I don't think I'm good. I think

6:48

you are. The reason why I wanted to

6:50

commit murder is I just know that I'm not good so

6:53

I haven't done it. If I could... Go

6:55

ahead. I saw you pick up the

6:57

raccoon, what the raccoon left. And you did a

6:59

pretty good job. Trash all around?

7:01

Yeah, video. I was like, this is the first time. He's

7:04

like, can you help me? I'm like, no. It's

7:06

your raccoon. First of all,

7:09

Bojo just vomits all over the

7:12

house. Ming still pisses on

7:14

my new couch. Bojo is, oh, you

7:16

overfeed them. Okay. And

7:18

I just bought a new couch. I just can't. It's

7:21

covered saran wrap. Talk about a dead

7:23

body. My fucking couch is dead now. I

7:26

mean, it's like, I don't know. We have

7:28

a cat who gets stressed out when construction comes

7:31

over and so she's been... They haven't been here in

7:33

a month. Yeah, but that's what triggered

7:35

it, right? I don't know, man. It

7:37

is. Poor Ming. Also, it's

7:39

like they miss me.

7:42

And it's like, I love them so much I can't get rid

7:44

of them. So it's like, then I have to have these long

7:46

conversations and I know they're not listening. Wait,

7:50

what? No, I literally

7:52

have these long... Because I'm by myself. These

7:54

long conversations. Ming just kind of looks at me like, in

7:56

Peru, they just... I talked to her about... You're

28:00

right, because it was hard to say, because it was

28:02

in Shinjuku, so everybody sort of like, drunk, you know,

28:04

coming out from a party, so it was hard to

28:06

say, but you know what, not a lot. And it

28:09

was clean? It was very clean. Thank

28:11

you! Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you, you ain't

28:13

gonna, I be watching TikTok in China. Because

28:17

I was thinking about going, ain't no fucking

28:19

homeless people, they mind their business. Yeah, yeah,

28:21

they mind their business. Miss Pat, is your

28:23

gallbladder all better? Because I brought fancy chocolates

28:25

for you. From Japan. From Japan. Oh

28:28

yeah, it's nice stuff. I promise you they're really good. Do you

28:30

like dark, or do you like milk chocolate? I like milk chocolate,

28:32

I don't like shit dark. Okay, get, but

28:35

don't open it. This my

28:37

miss. Oh, you're gonna open it? I'm gonna open it

28:39

for her, of course. This

28:41

is the most special one. It didn't come out of

28:44

Bobby Lee Asdy's. No, no, no, no, no, no. I

28:46

don't pack it in. What are you, you still got

28:48

that new boyfriend? I do, yeah, the guy from Hawaii?

28:50

Yeah, he took you to China.

28:54

What in China? Here we go. Here,

28:57

hi, Miss Pat. Did he take you? Miss Pat, why you

28:59

bring this up? No, I went with my family. Oh,

29:02

this look like some cocaine. Try

29:05

one. What, no, it's a fudge,

29:07

it's like a little fudge bar. You can just

29:09

pull a little square out. I'm gonna tell you

29:11

now, if I eat this, I'm swinging on everybody,

29:13

just some bullshit. May I

29:15

try one? Yes. Yes, this

29:17

look like some bullshit. No. Don't

29:22

lie. You like the Chinese

29:24

chocolate. This is really good. See,

29:29

your people know how to do this shit. No

29:32

attitude, no preserving. Am

29:34

I right, because you wouldn't be eating it if it had

29:36

the bullshit in it, because you so healthy. It is so

29:38

good. Okay, I've

29:40

had many chocolates. Many,

29:43

many, many chocolates. This is one

29:46

of the best chocolates I've ever had. I

29:48

mean, you saying many like you don't fuck the black girl. I

29:52

don't know why I'm late. I have many black friends. This

29:55

is really fucking good. How much did this cost?

29:58

I don't remember. You

30:00

stole it? Yeah, I did. And

30:04

this came from where? From Japan, but

30:06

this specific place in Hokkaido. It's like in

30:08

the north. Why you go over there? To

30:11

Japan, just to travel, just to eat, mostly eat.

30:15

Mostly eat, the food there is really,

30:18

really good. Like what? Everything,

30:21

everything from like their sushi to

30:23

every. Don't let me eat squid

30:25

dick and shit. Squid dick. Let

30:28

me see, let me think. What does that

30:30

look like? I think we, everybody got a

30:32

dick. Squid dick. But

30:34

you know what they say about like American

30:36

calamari. They say that sometimes they switch it

30:39

out with pig anus. Yeah, you know that right?

30:41

That's right. And you can't even tell. That's why

30:43

don't eat calamari. Don't eat calamari here, Miss Pat.

30:45

They deep fry. It was a whole thing on NPR.

30:48

Yeah, yeah. Because they look, they taste and look the same.

30:50

I'm not eating dick. Well, you know

30:52

black people eat chitlins, so we eating that good. That's

30:54

true. What's the fucking dick? The Filipinos, we eat entrails

30:56

everything too, so it's not a big deal for me.

30:59

But I know for some people, they don't like pig

31:01

anus. Because I was wondering where

31:03

America were getting all them ostopus arms from. Pigs.

31:07

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. That's

31:09

right. on the head.

31:11

Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. A lot of people

31:13

give you shit about that. No, yeah, that's how you grab

31:15

them from the water. You

31:18

bite them and kill them to cook them. To cook them,

31:20

yeah. But guess what? In 2027, Korea outlawed dog

31:22

eating. So

31:28

for the next couple years, they're running. Wait,

31:31

so you can't eat no dogs? No,

31:33

they got rid of it. But they, I don't. Y'all

31:35

was eating dogs? Yeah, they were. It was

31:37

like a big market

31:40

there for it. Yeah, huge market. So let me

31:42

ask you this. Okay. Did y'all eat rats

31:44

too? Rats. Was that

31:46

eating rats? Rats? No. What?

31:49

I'm asking. No, no, no, we don't eat rats.

31:51

Well, shit, it's not a dog. No, like white

31:53

people in the South, they'll eat squirrels, right? Yeah.

31:55

Yeah, that's their shit. Everyone has their own

31:57

shit. Who eat rats? So.

32:00

I think if you need meat, anybody. No,

32:03

sister. Oh, if you

32:05

and I were on an island and we're deserted. I

32:08

will probably eat you. You would

32:10

eat me before a rat? Hell

32:12

yeah. Uh oh. Why? I

32:15

know your little balls of dark

32:17

meat. Okay, okay, okay. What

32:23

is the weirdest animal you have eaten or

32:25

tried? Frog.

32:29

Oh, okay. No, when I was little, my

32:31

mama would eat all of that shit. Yeah. You

32:33

know, we didn't eat no calamari shit.

32:35

That was too fancy. But you ate

32:38

chitless, you ate hog maws, you ate

32:40

every part of the fucking chit. Same.

32:42

And my mom used to love the fried fish head,

32:44

but I couldn't eat the fish head because they don't

32:47

take the eyeballs out. Me and my father just laying

32:49

there fried with his eyes looking at you. For

32:51

Asians, you go eyes and cheeks first on

32:53

the fish, always, eyeballs and cheeks are like.

32:55

You eat it? Yeah, the fish head is

32:57

the best part of the

33:00

fish head. You know what Koreans do? We go for the pussy first.

33:02

How do we eat the fish pussy? It's so good. The

33:05

eggs, the rope. I mean, that

33:07

is true. Wait, fish don't have pussy? No,

33:10

they have a little hole. They have a little

33:12

hole. Yeah, it's not a vagina. You just stuck your tongue

33:14

in the hole? Yeah. I

33:18

can see you now. That was weird. I can see you now.

33:20

No, I can't go, no, no, no. I can see you now

33:22

eating a catfish out. I pick up the

33:25

fish, I go like that. It's

33:27

really good. His tongue is awfully short. I see

33:29

why you laughing. Well,

33:32

it's down to your reset. You always said it was down to your reset.

33:34

Well, it's very thick and short. You always say your mouth got down syndrome.

33:39

We use it as a really fat tongue and

33:41

short. Look, look. Oh,

33:44

he can't do shit in here. It

33:47

moves. It moves. No.

33:49

Watch, watch. It moves. Yeah,

33:52

but that's just enough time for somebody to

33:54

piss on. Hehehehehehe.

34:00

You stick your tongue. That's the

34:02

rudest thing. I don't know. Yo, yo, yo,

34:04

that's the rudest thing I've ever heard in

34:06

my fucking life. And just enough time

34:08

for someone to piss on. What does that even mean?

34:10

I don't even know what it means. Can you imagine

34:12

his tongue in your booty hole? You be like, ooh,

34:14

a flop that flew my ass. It's

34:18

Bob and Lee with his tongue up your

34:20

head. Oh, Bob and Lee, that's you back

34:22

there. I

34:24

know I keep giving you nightmares. Flashback.

34:27

Flashback. You're like, why'd I have

34:29

to do it? You

34:32

got that thick tongue and you got them

34:34

little bitty titties. It follows very uncomfortably to

34:36

get your titties sucked by Bob and Lee.

34:38

He probably lick them like that. And then

34:40

that little grid on your tongue, probably a

34:42

script of a little ariola. I'm very gentle

34:44

around the titty. You

34:47

know the border? Why can't you look at me? Just

34:50

look at me. So let's say this is

34:52

the aerial. I've seen your

34:54

private part. Oh, yeah, yeah,

34:56

yeah, yeah. Pretty good? Pretty

34:59

good. Pretty good, huh? Bob

35:02

and Lee is the person you only fuck

35:04

to pay something. That's

35:10

another the rule. It's Pat. You don't think

35:12

he's going to find true love? Did

35:14

you stay, bitch? Why

35:18

do you keep looking at me like that? Like

35:21

with suspicion? Don't look at me

35:23

with suspicion. Okay. Whoa!

35:26

You can't handle this. So in a different world, right? Let's

35:29

say you don't have children. You're not married. Okay.

35:32

And I'm single, right? You can't even hurt a

35:34

virgin. We're

35:38

in a club, right? And I go, hey,

35:41

baby. Just hear me out. Hey, baby. Can

35:44

I buy you a drink? You wouldn't take a

35:46

drink? If you approach me.

35:48

Yeah, that's how I do it. I come like with me. I just

35:50

come in the dark. I would tell you I'm not. What's

35:53

up, baby? And I would say, I'm

35:55

sorry, but I'm not looking for a discount on hair.

36:00

Oh you would already your mind would already

36:02

shop What if

36:04

I was a liquor store I want a liquor store with

36:06

that either okay, okay Laundry

36:09

I have a good laundry mat. No, you don't like you

36:11

don't clean clothes Yeah, but in

36:13

our community we think of hair first. Oh

36:15

hair first. Yeah, right. It's real hair though

36:17

that you guys use, right? Some

36:19

of us. Okay. Did you use your real hair? I Use

36:22

they real hair. Okay. Okay, so

36:25

you don't you'd say that I don't want to discount

36:27

in hair and then I would just walk away I'll

36:29

be so sad you would it would

36:31

crush you dude it cuz I'm like, oh shit I'm

36:34

gonna take the buck. You have to understand I'm

36:37

literally probably would laugh at you cuz I never

36:39

get hit on outside my I never get really

36:41

hit on So and if you are hitting

36:43

on me, I've been married so long. I could even pick it up

36:45

So I probably would laugh at you. I

36:48

probably as you you high Okay,

36:55

so you dream of other dick

36:57

or no, no, okay. All right. I've been

36:59

fucking since elementary school I'm not dreaming. No

37:01

dick. All right. I'm trying to dream of

37:03

a coffee table In the

37:06

paint. Yeah, my DIY project because

37:08

guys do that like that. They're in a long-term relationship

37:10

Sometimes they think about other women, right? Yeah, but after a

37:12

while like if you've been fucking for a long time. It's You're

37:15

exhausted it's done. It's a young girl sport. It is.

37:17

I mean who wants to suck dick in a 50s.

37:19

Oh True

37:23

I mean I got hot flashes. I

37:25

just found out that I have I'm

37:27

I'm I just I just

37:29

tested positive for for

37:32

Menopause, I'm full-blown menopause now and I

37:35

gotta have testosterone shots in my ass

37:37

I got put pellets on my booty.

37:39

So I mean I have too many

37:41

mood swings You know, I gotta get

37:44

testosterone. I'm worried about my fucking voice

37:46

going deeper me growing more chin hair

37:48

more beard You know Fucking

37:51

I'll kind of shit about to happen to me,

37:53

but you feel better on testosterone. I haven't had

37:55

it yet I'm get it when I go back

37:57

home. Oh, yeah, they just told me I gotta

37:59

have pellets in my I had options. Take a

38:01

pill. I don't like taking pills. They say rub

38:03

some Art me on the fat

38:05

part of my arms. You're not fucking with my bat

38:08

wings. So Either

38:10

shoot pellets in my ass. So everybody told me to

38:13

take the pellets in my yeah Well, let me

38:15

ask miss pep. Could I put the pellets inside you? Would you trust

38:17

me enough? Can

38:20

we be real for a second? Yes on a reality

38:22

that's what real means. Yeah. Yeah Would

38:25

you trust me enough to take the fuck no, why

38:28

not? Bobby I'm not getting negative

38:30

first Second I've

38:32

seen you Nick. I won't see that. Yeah, I won't

38:34

be named. I'll be weird if I'm late naked with I'd

38:42

be wearing the gear like the nurses gear and

38:44

I'll have a mask and why not? That's so

38:46

rude I feel like we're friends now. Well, we

38:48

offering you ain't sneaking shit in my ass. I'll

38:50

see you a little boot hole I'm not doing

38:53

it. Why don't you keep bringing up? I'm

38:55

not putting pellets in my boat. I saw your

38:57

booty hole in a dream So,

39:00

what about this? So

39:04

there's no circumstances where I could shoot anything

39:07

inside It

39:13

came out weird, yeah, you're right, you're

39:16

right no, no pellets on your pellets

39:18

I didn't mean anything else You ain't

39:21

shooting shit at me He couldn't

39:24

Who the fuck is this? You

39:27

never introduced him He's just our sidekick

39:29

Jaime Jaime do you have any

39:31

questions for miss pat? Jaime Actually

39:34

Jaime and Jaime and

39:36

miss pat were at the Netflix pool party

39:38

together. Yeah, he interacted with you Who?

39:43

What we do? Well, I'll just say hi to you

39:45

at the pool party Don't

39:47

make me interactive He

39:49

said hi back You're hot You

39:53

were at the pool party that Bobby wasn't invited

39:55

to yeah, she was she's wearing

39:57

pink. Mmm. Okay, Bob. Okay

1:04:00

Everyone knows. Like Notting Hill, rom com. Yeah,

1:04:02

yeah. Or like Shawshank Redemption. There we

1:04:04

go. I like Shawshank Redemption. Okay, so

1:04:06

I'm going to throw you something you say you like

1:04:08

or not, okay? Okay. Shawshank Redemption, you like,

1:04:10

right? Yes. What about, did

1:04:13

you ever see Taxi Driver? Taxi, taxi? No,

1:04:16

Taxi Driver. Is that in front of those? No, no. We'll

1:04:18

move on. No, no. Yeah,

1:04:20

yeah. Taxi Driver. Elf. Elf,

1:04:23

yeah. That's a white movie. Yeah.

1:04:26

You like it? It was all right. Okay.

1:04:29

Yeah. Get Out. Get

1:04:32

Out, yeah. Good. Pretty good,

1:04:34

right? Yeah, pretty good. Yeah, my boy did

1:04:36

that. What's up, man? Shit. Anyway,

1:04:39

I'm... Okay, cool. What's up, man? My

1:04:42

boy Jordan. What's up, dude? So, all right, so Get Out.

1:04:44

I like how he turned black all of a sudden. Yeah,

1:04:46

yeah, yeah, yeah. It's my boy, dude. What's up?

1:04:48

Forrest Gump? Forrest Gump? That

1:04:51

shit was funny. There we go. You

1:04:53

like Forrest Gump? I do like Forrest Gump. Yeah,

1:04:55

yeah, yeah. That's a great movie. Yes, that was

1:04:57

good. It's a magical movie. And it's a natural

1:04:59

movie, dude. Leon networks it. Yeah. 26,

1:05:02

28. I want to see a minute. God, okay.

1:05:04

They're all hats off. Right? I

1:05:06

mean, he's crazy surveys, yeah. I want to see a minute. Butc I

1:05:09

WORKin at Al ino

1:05:13

Express explained that his grow roots are

1:05:15

inspiratory from our

1:05:17

thread, Arm. That

1:05:20

was blues. What's going on right now? We won't

1:05:22

know. We'll make it short. All

1:05:24

right, I would probably talk about that. That's

1:05:27

cute. Yeah. Have you ever

1:05:29

met him? No, I haven't met him. Oh, great. He

1:05:31

seems like a nice guy, huh? Who? Tom

1:05:34

Hanks. Yeah, his son loves black women. Yes,

1:05:36

chat. I love him. He's so attractive. He's

1:05:38

so in trouble. He is sexy. He is

1:05:40

sexy, isn't he? He's sexy as fuck.

1:05:42

I think so too. I like black women too. What's up?

1:05:45

He's sexy. Can I say this? I don't know if y'all

1:05:47

watch season four of the Miss Pat show, but y'all should

1:05:50

watch it. Because on one of the, on the one hand,

1:05:52

I'm not sure what the hell you're watching because on one

1:05:55

of the, on the one of the episodes that my

1:05:57

daughter and another writer wrote is we asked

1:05:59

for I'm

1:12:00

not lying to you. Trina just called me and told me

1:12:02

he's gone. Wow.

1:12:07

Wow? That's

1:12:09

all you gonna say, Ashley? That's all you gonna

1:12:11

fucking say? She's got to process her feelings too,

1:12:13

Brandon. Well, she don't. She

1:12:15

wanted this to happen. Are

1:12:18

you happy now? You got what you

1:12:20

wanted. I could have saved them, but you

1:12:22

wanted to get out my way. You wanted them dead.

1:12:24

That's not fair, Brandon. Yes, it is, because that's exactly

1:12:26

what she said. I never said I

1:12:28

wanted him dead. Ashley, you wouldn't

1:12:30

even get tested. You wouldn't even give him a

1:12:32

chance. It

1:12:35

wouldn't have mattered. There's nothing anyone could have

1:12:37

done. He was dead before you even left

1:12:39

the house. Just because of you. No, you

1:12:41

don't mean that. Yes, I do. Y'all, please

1:12:43

stop telling me how I should feel. Y'all

1:12:46

always telling me how I should feel. You won't even let

1:12:48

me have my own feelings about my own father. You wouldn't

1:12:50

even let me want him to live. I never once told

1:12:52

you how to feel about Lloyd. I just didn't want you

1:12:54

going down there slicing yourself open for that man. Well, guess

1:12:57

what, Ash? He dead. Just like

1:12:59

how y'all wanted. I'm just a butt of

1:13:01

everybody jokes, huh? But I never

1:13:03

give anybody any problems. I always hold secrets. I

1:13:05

always spare feelings. Yet y'all walk all over me,

1:13:07

and I don't say shit about it because I

1:13:09

love y'all. All I just wanted was something

1:13:12

just for me, just for one day. Just one

1:13:14

day, and y'all wouldn't even let me have that. You

1:13:18

know what hurts even worse, Ashley? You ain't

1:13:20

even give a shit about how I felt. You're so

1:13:22

fucking selfish. I hate you. You

1:13:27

couldn't save him. So now you

1:13:30

hate me, because I'm not going to sit here and

1:13:32

rewrite history on Lloyd's behalf. Now you hate me? Someone

1:13:34

who actually cares about you, someone who's been taking care

1:13:36

of you with Lloyd, was nowhere to be found. You

1:13:38

hate me? Be fucking for real, Brandon. Now you'll be

1:13:40

fucking for real. How you going to deprive this

1:13:42

child of the very same thing that we never had? You

1:13:45

fucked up, you know that? Ain't your bullshit

1:13:47

ass therapist, too. I always talk about everybody else is

1:13:49

trauma and shit, but you ain't never touched none of

1:13:51

your own. So fuck you, Ash. No, fuck you. Fuck

1:13:54

you. Fuck you. You are literally

1:13:56

yelling at the one person who has always had your

1:13:58

back, always and always. You're a

1:14:00

lawyer to fuck off people! Are you serious?

1:14:02

Hey, hey, baby, come on now! Ashley! Fuck

1:14:04

you and fuck this! Get up out of

1:14:07

here! Ashley! Get up out of here!

1:14:09

Come on, man! Let her go! Let her go! Shut the

1:14:11

fuck up and get up out of here! Fuck up out

1:14:13

of here! Hey, hey, hey! Brandon,

1:14:15

stop! Brandon! Brandon! Brandon!

1:14:19

Brandon! Brandon! Brandon!

1:14:22

Brandon! Brandon! Brandon!

1:14:25

Brandon! Brandon! Brandon!

1:14:28

Brandon! Hey, son, come

1:14:30

on now. I'm out! I'm

1:14:32

out! Bro.

1:14:39

Goosebumps. Now you know what we got.

1:14:41

No, no, bro, bro, bro. No, no, no, you're not leaving yet. Hold

1:14:43

on. You're not leaving yet. That's

1:14:45

a multi-cam comedy? Bro, bro. Oh,

1:14:48

it was funny way up to that. That's

1:14:50

a laugh. No, can we

1:14:52

talk about that scene? I've

1:14:55

never in my lifetime have

1:14:57

seen a scene like

1:14:59

that on even on a single camera or

1:15:01

even in a single camera show. I've never

1:15:03

seen that. That was fucking amazing.

1:15:05

That kid is a great actor. Who's that?

1:15:07

Who the fuck is that kid? So his

1:15:10

name is Vince Swan and he plays my

1:15:12

oldest son. He's like he's a goofballer. Fuck

1:15:14

up. And he always goofing

1:15:16

around. So nobody ever seen him act like

1:15:18

this. You know, and

1:15:20

this actually this scene is actually pretty true. Like

1:15:22

I said to my oldest daughter and my son,

1:15:24

my daughter don't give a fuck about her daddy.

1:15:27

My son kind of care about the daddy. And

1:15:29

so my co-creator, they wrote it and they made

1:15:31

it out of a whole scene. But

1:15:34

nobody ever seen Brendan like a fuck up. He's

1:15:36

that kid on every show that just fucks up.

1:15:39

And for you to see him and actually act

1:15:41

like this, I tell you, it's a

1:15:43

dude on the internet. Thank you guys. He only had

1:15:45

4,000 followers. He

1:15:47

has 6 million views off of this.

1:15:50

And my phone is still going off. And it was

1:15:52

like, holy fuck. Holy shit,

1:15:54

man. You felt it. That's Vince

1:15:56

Swan. You felt it. Yeah.

1:16:00

you can't tell me that you didn't feel that

1:16:02

fight and feel the love that he had for

1:16:04

his daddy and the love that she had for

1:16:06

him. And everybody's like, why the fuck you made

1:16:09

me grab his pad? I mean, that

1:16:11

was one take. Wow.

1:16:13

I felt like theater. But. You

1:16:16

know, the guy who, my co-creator is a theater

1:16:18

person. So this show runs like, you know, a

1:16:20

lot of times you kind of feel like you

1:16:23

just watching a good ass play. It's

1:16:25

not like fences, you know what I mean? Like

1:16:27

I've seen fences where it's just like, oh shit,

1:16:29

like this is a deep, like it

1:16:31

had that kind of impact. I'm telling

1:16:33

you, I'm gonna watch that show now. I've

1:16:35

never seen anything like it. And let's

1:16:38

get this, come on. Let's

1:16:41

get this out of a class. Also, check out

1:16:43

Miss Pat Settle's it. Yes. She's got two

1:16:45

TV shows. Come on. Woo hoo. What's

1:16:48

the third? I just finished season two of

1:16:50

Miss Pat Settle's it. So make sure y'all watch

1:16:52

that when it comes on. Wednesday nights

1:16:55

right now, I'm showing a few extra episodes

1:16:57

from season one, season two should be dropping

1:17:00

towards, I guess September, October, sometime

1:17:02

like that. Miss Pat,

1:17:04

you're always welcome here. You know that. Thank you, Bobbie

1:17:06

Lee. We love you. Anytime you're in L.A., please come

1:17:08

by. I thank, and Bobbie Lee, I swear my hand

1:17:10

to God, I love you. You've been a good friend.

1:17:12

You always ride or die for me. And I promise you,

1:17:14

as soon as I die, I'm gonna fuck you. That's

1:17:19

the name of it. That's the name of it.

1:17:22

See you atsonetora. Heritage weekend haha!

1:17:25

Not just this show, I have a original album,

1:17:29

I'm gonna reach it! You

1:17:32

saw this funny going after you during your show, came

1:17:36

up to trending and talking, made

1:17:39

someensibly Free engagements for the whole

1:17:41

show.