0:00

Officially. Periodically.

0:14

Periodically. Period.

0:27

Period. Period. Period.

0:31

The I

0:33

just woke up. So I just don't even know. What?

0:37

Do you really think if something What does

0:40

that have to do with her? Because it's construction

0:42

all night long in my house. That's

0:45

what I slept through. Why do you Doing

0:50

interior designing to his home. Oh

0:52

interesting. It's so beautiful. You know

0:54

saw it? I have. What

0:57

are you seeing now? What are you changing? No not

0:59

like last week. You're going to see it with the furniture? I haven't.

1:01

Go see. I will. No

1:03

no. What are you changing? I'm going

1:06

to see it after. Literally can I just say I

1:08

think her name is Sarah. That's

1:10

Sarah right? It could it may or may not be. Can

1:13

we say that? Yeah it is. Yeah.

1:15

So it is Sarah. Okay. So

1:18

she did the interior design of Esther

1:20

and Dave King's house. And

1:23

I told Bobby if there's someone who

1:25

has to do the inside of your

1:27

home it has to be her and

1:29

she's freaking incredible. She's pretty good. She's

1:32

real good I mean. She's amazing. We

1:35

haven't seen the final result but you know what it's

1:37

expensive. I would have never thought to do

1:39

what she's doing upstairs. It's so cool. It's beyond

1:41

cool. You know what I did

1:43

though for her. She goes what are you thinking? What

1:46

are you thinking? What are you thinking? You know whenever they

1:49

ask me that I have to get. What

1:51

your preferences? Yeah I get argumentative.

1:53

Okay. She goes what are you thinking? What are you

1:55

thinking? You know she's like what's

1:57

your problem? I go oh yeah you're right.

2:00

I'm yelling I'm yelling it for no. So what are

2:02

you asking me? He's like, I'll

2:04

put the interiors like what's the you know

2:06

vibe? I know what you're not

2:08

know I go I

2:11

just said one thing old boy. Oh Yeah,

2:15

interesting. Yeah, and she goes, okay She

2:18

got it. I don't she got it,

2:20

but she came back with her version of whatever

2:22

that word is That's what's fun about interior design

2:24

guys If I was an interior designer and you

2:26

told me old boy, and I'm like a

2:28

father fucking his daughter. That's that's

2:31

hearsay Or

2:33

that's not true. We're just a movie. They

2:35

didn't do in real life. Yeah, you're right like

2:38

octopus live I'm like a live

2:41

octopus being here we go. Here we go There

2:44

we go. Exactly. That is a very you can

2:46

I give me a movie that you would do for yours

2:50

Probably some Mid-century

2:53

but just give me a movie like the vibe.

2:55

Oh, okay here The

2:59

Royal Tenenbals Oh Oh,

3:01

that's that's that's a really good like that.

3:03

That's that's easy any Wes Anderson film

3:05

really just watch Yeah, you can

3:07

you can put there's some movies. It's

3:10

hard. Yeah, like um What

3:12

would be a hard movie? Oh, I know um Civil War Sicario

3:18

Sicario's art. Yeah, it is. Yeah, dead

3:20

bodies. Yeah the walls Civil War is

3:22

not hard You just split in half

3:24

you have American flags on one half

3:27

right and just like plant parenthood parenthood

3:29

posters in the other half And

3:31

then you put some bonfires and some fire some

3:34

debris We got it You

3:36

know me but um yet

3:38

like parenthood. Yeah would be

3:40

hard. Yeah, that's a little too just Like

3:44

regular it's regular White House. Yeah,

3:46

have you went for more extreme like dune? Oh Middle

3:50

ballistic though No

3:52

futuristic, but also minimalistic so it has

3:54

to have the future stuff right doing

3:57

the sand dune or this doing with

3:59

the nice Atreides Well, that's what I'm saying.

4:01

You have to incorporate both, right? So you have

4:03

the Atreides world, which is like

4:05

super modern Yeah, and then

4:07

you also have the elements of raw nature And

4:16

how do you do the sandworm By

4:19

why you buy worms put them all over. He buys

4:21

just a bunch of bunch of worms But

4:23

then you got to do something with their faces little

4:25

masks. Oh, yeah, that's you know, I mean the you

4:28

know The big mouth. Yeah the vagina

4:30

anyway Steve vaginas when

4:32

you see it when I see the popcorn. Yeah

4:36

Wait, what came first the sandworms

4:38

or on tremors? Wait the

4:40

sandworms can do What

4:44

came first Kevin bacon,

4:47

yeah, what's the what was your question again

4:49

the which part the very

4:51

big Start

4:53

over No,

4:56

you said if you said if it

4:58

ain't broke don't fix it But do you

5:01

really believe that or do you think that

5:03

regardless of if something's broken or not? You

5:05

should do regular maintenance and

5:07

no no as

5:09

is Because you know right

5:11

now the my laundry door is completely broken how

5:15

If I can't figure out the latch broke or something. So

5:17

it's like kind of wobbly. No, no, I can fix

5:19

that It's just off its track If

5:21

you fix it to me, I'll give you some money That's

5:24

how that's how You

5:27

know what no need I used to live here. Thank

5:29

you for all the free rent That's

5:32

all six years. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I

5:34

have to say Kala

5:37

and I andra Santino Esther Povinsky in

5:40

Jinhong Saturday we did

5:42

family feud Wow Believe

5:48

family Can

5:50

I just describe to you the vibe lead

5:52

the weeks leading up to this Chill

5:55

right chill calm. Everyone. Oh, so

5:57

namaste. Okay, when we do talking

6:00

about why is this chaos I'm

6:02

always panicky we are we were in

6:04

a full panic outside of Esther Esther's just

6:06

like I'm okay being in a loser circle

6:08

oh that and

6:10

I'm gonna say this okay right without calling

6:12

anyone out that

6:14

was the wrong

6:17

attitude okay without

6:20

calling anyone out that was

6:22

the wrong attitude I mean

6:24

some of her answers were

6:26

odd apocal also

6:28

can I they were a dude pro I

6:31

am a one time she goes she said it I

6:33

go okay answer okay I said okay answer it was

6:37

pissing me off dude right cuz

6:39

she was going for laughs yeah

6:42

she was going for laughs and I was and

6:44

you go to win I want to excuse

6:46

it because she also like gave birth like

6:48

six days that is no excuse I have

6:50

to that's impressive that's no excuse that's impressive

6:53

the vagina was still healing that's

6:55

not her brain if the baby came out of her brain no I

6:57

don't find that excuse her her attitude was

7:01

the two last to exit that lasted days

7:03

ago yeah right and she didn't care okay

7:05

so I'm not calling anyone out but

7:08

I am okay number two

7:10

I love her though like family number

7:13

two we were ripped off oh

7:16

I true I'm not gonna

7:18

tell you what the results are yeah but could

7:20

you allude to why do you feel oh oh

7:22

it'll give me the data when you watch it

7:25

no they're gonna edit all that out you think oh

7:27

yeah there's no way you can they can edit that

7:29

out we still made a lot of money

7:31

for Special Olympics we did win a lot of money for them

7:34

yeah I think we did a good job you're right

7:36

right another thing was I like

7:39

we were so nervous so nervous

7:41

when we got

7:43

there when you see me

7:45

on national television you all you're gonna see

7:47

is armpit sweat like this isn't an even

7:50

an exaggeration I had to tell like you

7:52

know when they do touch-ups and makeup is

7:54

a really weird request but can

7:56

I get two pieces of paper towel to like

7:58

dab my armpits cuz They were

8:00

like, Kalayla, your armpits, just

8:02

pure sweat, pure pressure. I

8:04

wanted to perform so well.

8:07

She took a shower with her clothes. It

8:09

was insane. Did you do the Kim Kardashian

8:12

wet hair? I wish. I

8:14

mean, I didn't need to. I was just sweaty.

8:16

And because he, Bobby

8:18

leading up to this, he's like, you cannot

8:20

fuck up. You have to do that. I

8:22

don't know. Oh my God. I'm a terrible leader.

8:24

What was the group strategy before? He interrupted hair

8:26

and makeup and he went up to Ester and I

8:29

and he was like, you guys cannot

8:31

fuck this up for me. The

8:33

group strategy was, you know, we're

8:36

here to win. Like, we're not here to play. We're

8:38

here. Someone was there to play on our team. They're

8:42

not calling it one out. Yeah, the

8:44

game burst. Yeah, that's about everything, sir.

8:46

Oh, yeah. Oh, that's insane. Oh, but

8:49

you know, any people like huddle when

8:51

you you had the chance to steal?

8:53

Yeah. Our huddles were like serious. Like

8:55

we were like really critically thinking in

8:57

those in those. Well, I realized

9:00

who the real leader, not leader, but he

9:02

is the brains of the operation. It was

9:04

Gene, but he was wrong. So

9:06

you say MVP. That was my pitch. Why

9:08

are you stealing? That was my pitch.

9:11

I can't. Oh, my God. Fuck

9:15

you believe you right now. It is control. You're

9:20

trying to be funny. You were trying to be funny. Are

9:22

you fucking out of your fucking mind right now? Oh, my

9:24

God. Oh, my God. It's out of control what you're doing

9:26

right now. I swear to fucking God, dude. Anyway,

9:30

chill out, chill out anyway.

9:33

It was a pleasant experience. But

9:35

can I say one last thing, too? OK, so Steve

9:39

Harvey goes to you

9:41

like him. It's nice. He went to Flavor

9:43

Flav. They do a 30 minute. They

9:46

do a 30 minute. My

9:48

boy. You

9:51

know, I mean, like, man. Yeah, I like stories.

9:54

They go back like 30. Yeah, that

9:56

kind of stories. You know, I mean, they

9:59

come to me. And I

10:01

went and hugged him, didn't I? I ran

10:03

and hugged him in mid... Like

10:06

while he was walking I just ran and hugged him. Came

10:09

back and then I go,

10:11

I know we don't have no stories. You

10:14

know what I mean? I know we

10:16

don't have no stories. You know what I mean?

10:18

He goes, but you, I know

10:20

you do. I go, what? He's like,

10:22

I... Yeah, he said a

10:24

while back, I saw something on

10:27

a podcast he says. I

10:30

go, at first in my

10:32

mind I was like, so many bad things, you

10:35

know? And

10:37

then he goes, something happened

10:39

to you in a summer. You

10:42

know what I mean? Oh... Summer

10:45

camp, sorry. He dropped the head off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And

10:47

my eyes were like... I didn't even... I

10:50

was like, what is going on here?

10:53

Because now I have to talk about it. Go

10:55

get him. And

10:57

he goes, I can't say it on television. And

11:00

then later he whispers to me, molested

11:03

him. Like

11:05

with this... He

11:07

has the cards over his mouth, right? And

11:10

I'm like, that's my fame? Anyway.

11:14

Also, the whole time that Slave

11:16

and Slave and Steve were talking

11:19

about the past, the whole time Bobby's

11:22

like, what the fuck? I know,

11:24

I was doing commentary. He's

11:26

a fucking guy. Hello?

11:30

Show this to him. Hello.

11:37

Oh, Dr. Strangelove, please sit. Hi.

11:41

Mmm, long kiss. Oh,

11:44

I don't know. He's

11:47

long kissin'. I don't

11:49

know. I don't

11:51

know. I was all about that. I

11:54

like this. I haven't been

11:56

this close to you in a long time. I haven't been close

11:58

to you in a long time. I think

12:01

I'm making fun of me. I don't know I'm not

12:03

I'm not I was just like I just woke up

12:05

So I'm in silly mode, and I apologize for even

12:07

oh, no great if I mean you can come in

12:09

and no I'm over again or whatever

12:11

there You're not I have

12:13

silly mode. I think you do but yours is Hard

12:16

to read your silly. It's smarter Yeah,

12:19

his silly mode is like more um.

12:22

It's well written. It's well written still

12:24

more structural Yeah, but mine more instinctual.

12:26

Yeah, I totally agree My instincts are

12:28

always wrong. I'm a big fan, but

12:30

um So let's

12:32

begin um Is

12:35

it cold? Oh yeah? Oh? I

12:37

wanted to sort of be cool. I wanted to like be how

12:40

many times have you done this so far? So

12:43

your podcast yeah three times third. I mean

12:45

now. It's like she's becoming a guy. That's

12:47

done at the most almost I don't think

12:49

that's true. Did you end up getting Argus? No,

12:52

but we I think we're Eric Griffin's done a lot Co's

12:55

no, this is the oh, yeah, yo Evan.

12:57

Yeah, seven. It's a lot. Eric Griffin's three

12:59

something like that Yeah, I mean you're having

13:01

a good. Thank you. I could

13:03

I mean I love it. I was last For

13:06

a long time. Oh, we're making

13:08

up for it. I was dead last yeah You

13:10

were dead yeah, yeah, I was absolutely dead last

13:13

not even in it wasn't a personal thing I

13:15

was on the board. No I know it was

13:17

an algorithm thing no even now it wasn't even

13:19

algorithm even more It was even algorithm. It was

13:21

professional. It's professional It was professional. Yeah, but you

13:23

and got it, but you know everything's personal in

13:26

show business. Oh I

13:28

live it no I know he did everything's first.

13:30

That's why you think I'm gonna just buy that

13:33

it hurts It hurt like oh well if

13:35

it's just professional oh, so you don't respect

13:37

professionally fantastic Here's what I'm doing. I'm overcompensating

13:39

from my from my 9o Proving

13:43

the point that it was but

13:45

I'm getting more. I'm more popular. That's not

13:47

what it is. I honestly don't I You

13:50

know I think it's more of an intimidation

13:52

factor where it's like I didn't

13:54

have mark marin on for a very long time

13:56

yeah, you know I would there's certain guys. I

13:58

would never even ask Yeah, there

14:00

are friends of mine. So I don't think it's

14:03

that but we could argue with you

14:05

know for free ages You know I mean and we'll never

14:07

know the truth I know we'll

14:09

never get to the bottom of your that your

14:11

of what you did know what you did But

14:13

the reality is because you're you're me. I mean

14:15

you're high and mighty but my here's the thing

14:17

who you are I'll tell you who you are

14:20

right you're And

14:22

where's my close-up? Yeah, you're

14:24

the bridge You're pretty

14:26

you're the bridge between the you're

14:29

the bridge between working class and the elite

14:32

Great, do you know what I mean by that?

14:34

I do. What are you now? Working

14:37

class you're still working class. Oh,

14:39

yeah, you've seen the money you're making I don't

14:42

make any money What

14:45

did you guys trick them? You

14:48

don't even know what I mean by working like it's not about money. It's

14:52

about Um Where

14:55

you were from like you know you blue-collar people can

14:57

make a lot of money become millionaires, but I'm cheap

14:59

I bet I'm cheaper than you are it's

15:01

not about cheap. Okay, it's not about cheap. It's

15:04

like um You're sort of like

15:07

Like you Lex Friedman II oh

15:10

wow What

15:12

are you gonna angry am I no I'm not getting angry You

15:16

mean severely autistic no Think you're

15:19

just a little bit more like highbrow

15:21

and they're like lowbrow. No, it's not just

15:23

that It's like he has a connection to

15:26

the elite Oh, right

15:29

That me and Andrew do not right right

15:31

and and it's like we look at your

15:33

word all because you dip In

15:35

so many different things you're sort of like the Morpheus

15:38

like you can you can go to the real

15:40

world that you go to The Matrix you know I mean, I

15:42

just want to be Kevin Hart I

15:45

know you're never gonna be that

15:47

I know you're so upsetting. Yeah,

15:49

is that the goal you think is Kevin Hart or do you

15:51

think? I

15:55

feel like a little go every place to be no no

15:57

no you don't want to I would like Like

16:00

I said to somebody, if I'm going to Philadelphia,

16:02

I might as well do the stadium. You're

16:05

right. If I'm

16:07

going anyway, why do a

16:09

thousand-seater when I could do

16:11

the stadium? Yeah, but

16:14

would you rather play the punchline over

16:16

cobs? Forget

16:19

the money. I'd rather do cobs. Well,

16:22

without the money, I'd rather...

16:24

I think I'd rather do cobs. The

16:27

punchline's better, but it's not that

16:29

much better to me. To

16:31

me, it's night and day. To

16:34

me, the punchline feels almost... We're

16:37

done with San Francisco. We could... Me

16:40

and Ray Nappy. What? We

16:42

are. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,

16:44

yeah. We absolutely are. The

16:47

punchline is intimate. You

16:50

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16:53

it's just... It also has what

16:55

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16:57

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19:24

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19:28

was, she, and she came to

19:30

San Francisco and

19:32

saw me at Cobbs. And she was,

19:34

she had such a loud laugh that

19:37

people complained. Really?

19:40

Yeah. And she really, she had like an

19:42

insanely loud laugh. But you had, you know

19:45

what I mean? But she's on my side.

19:47

That's like Janice from Friends, right?

19:49

Yeah. She had the most obnoxious laugh.

19:51

Yeah. Is that a deal breaker for

19:54

you over time? It was a

19:56

good question. It wasn't a deal breaker

19:58

over time. It wasn't.

20:01

There were other things. But that wasn't

20:03

one of them. What you do is

20:05

you don't tell them about their laugh. You just laugh like them

20:07

and then they get the hint. So

20:10

they go, bahaha, I go bahaha, like that. What?

20:15

And imagine this, they start going, I laugh like you

20:17

do that too. This is where I feel like... You

20:22

say, alright. This is where I feel like men are

20:24

not as shallow. Thank you for everything. Typically

20:27

I would say that men are a lot more shallow

20:29

with things like physicality and stuff. But what about... No,

20:32

no, I'm saying, but I think this is where you're not...

20:34

I hate being accused of something kind of nothing. You

20:36

would put up with someone's obnoxious laugh,

20:38

whereas I would... That's a sensory

20:41

ick for me and it's not something I

20:43

can live with. I'm out the door. I

20:45

cannot do it. I don't care how hot

20:47

and great he is. My sensory

20:49

cannot handle that. We

20:51

went over the ick list last time I

20:53

was here. Right, we did. Absolutely. And

20:56

I'd love to go over... I don't

20:59

think I have an ick list. That's

21:01

what I mean. I have none. Like anything

21:04

will do. Any type

21:06

of behavior, scent, voting

21:09

record. I don't

21:11

believe... Just not... Confederate flag.

21:13

Confederate flag. Everything. Right?

21:16

Yes. I could have dinner with them

21:18

for the first date and their eyeball could pop out. Burping. And

21:20

I would pick them back up and stop getting sick of back

21:22

in. Yeah, but you guys are talking about... But

21:24

you guys are talking about people you would

21:26

hook up with. I'm talking about people to

21:28

partner up with. It depends on how hot they are. That's

21:30

what I'm saying. Anybody we can fuck, but I'm just

21:32

saying someone you have to live with day in and

21:35

day out. Then you'd have some icks. Yeah, what would

21:37

you have to ick... To live with somebody.

21:39

What would you endure? I may

21:41

never live with anybody again. There we go. Really?

21:44

Same boat. I

21:47

have... I want to be

21:49

vague. Please don't. I

21:51

have a girlfriend and I rented

21:54

her a house near me. Very

21:56

nice. Very good. That's great. Thank

21:59

you. I feel like that's not

22:01

I feel like that's a move he would be

22:04

really into just like separate quarters separate home Yeah,

22:06

what's the advantage? honestly,

22:08

what's the advantage of of having

22:13

This all the time. It's

22:15

you're not gonna you just get sick of each

22:17

other. It's not natural I'm

22:19

seeing a girl Sometimes when

22:21

she comes up, you know Came

22:24

up Like

22:30

the first 48 I'm

22:36

tired. I'm not that time. Yeah, I wasn't there.

22:38

I wasn't working. I See

22:42

a girl sometimes so um,

22:44

what's a lot? Also,

22:47

um as she comes and for

22:50

two days and she's from a different state and

22:53

then she'll go, you know Hey, I'm just

22:55

gonna sleep in the spare room And

22:57

I go The first time she said I

22:59

was like why she's like I just am I gonna sleep

23:01

well next to you And you're not gonna sit back well next to me So

23:03

I'm not gonna sleep in the other room, but I'll see you in

23:05

the morning and I went out that's

23:07

what that's the healthy That's

23:10

the good stuff. Yeah depends. It's person-to-person. No,

23:12

they're okay with it. You're very sensitive. You

23:14

do not like we are no Neil

23:16

and I Don't

23:18

do this. I like this blocking. It

23:20

really reads That

23:24

with me for a second, okay, I'm right here

23:26

bro, you're on my team I'm all day Yeah,

23:28

I think that in every relationship. It's good to

23:30

have separation a little bit But what do you

23:32

think? Yeah, but that's not what we're talking about.

23:34

We've done the same. That's like a Generalization

23:37

of what I'm saying. I'm saying like there

23:39

are some people who love to intertwine and

23:41

noodle their legs together Like I'm somebody like

23:43

that. We noodle. Yeah, but I couldn't noodle

23:45

with you. You guys fucking guys Asian. What are you talking?

23:49

Your anti noodles I get it. Yeah,

23:51

well, I know noodles. No your Noodles,

23:54

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he knows everything anti

23:56

noodle and that's fine I

24:00

think for somebody like you and maybe like

24:02

you I think Italian style is better separate

24:05

beds separate quarters Frida Kahlo Diego Rivera

24:08

that's the vibe you guys have a bridge you're have

24:10

a separate lives and you come together once in a

24:12

while Clear this out so you really make

24:14

the point. I'm agreeing with you by the way. I don't know why you're

24:16

so hot I'm not being hostile. I'm just

24:18

saying that there's time for noodling and this time

24:20

for sleeping. When do you noodle? During

24:23

sex only no, I've noodle

24:25

with you before don't talk about it dick

24:30

The only time you've ever noodle Is

24:33

it this Neil if he wants me to watch

24:35

six seasons of West Wing noodle time and

24:37

it's like look I don't want to watch six seasons of West Wing.

24:39

He's like, all right Well, I'll give you a noodle if

24:42

you watch six season. I'm so desperate for noodles. I'm like,

24:45

I'll take it So he

24:47

uses it as a bargaining chip the noodling What

24:51

all right, please please did it ever lead to

24:54

sex The

24:56

noodling the West Wing No,

24:59

no, no, what's the thing with serious business?

25:01

Yeah, this is just it's serious. Yeah.

25:03

No, it's the American people It's

25:07

freedoms on the line Did

25:11

lead to sex with my 600 pound life Cuz

25:14

you're like, let's get into it. Let's not get into this anymore.

25:17

You're right. But let's not get it gets weird All right. Yeah,

25:19

all I'm saying it. Let's go back to the point. Okay, let's

25:22

not talk about the 600. Let's just

25:24

move on All right. So what I

25:26

like saying is right that Neil and

25:28

I believe that a healthy relationship is

25:30

there's good some Separation him getting Airbnb

25:32

was I think a healthy move. I

25:35

love that for you. Thank you. You hear the for

25:37

you For you for you for

25:39

you. I Want

25:42

that for you? Would

25:46

you want to say would you like Women

25:48

are so old-fashioned like you want to sleep

25:51

in the bed with the guy I do.

25:53

Yeah I'm just somebody

25:55

that likes to feel held and cuddled

25:58

Not all the time like during At the end of the

26:00

day, of course, I need my time to pick my nose and

26:02

stick a thumb up my ass, like, alone. But

26:05

I, at night, at the end of the

26:07

day, when we're coming together with

26:10

love in our hearts, sure, I'd like the warmth

26:12

of a body. I'm

26:14

just a flock animal. I'm somebody, I'm

26:16

a dog that likes to sleep with

26:18

other dogs in the same... Came

26:20

to the right place. What

26:23

do you mean by that? You're a fucking dog. You know what I

26:25

meant. There you go.

26:27

Yeah, yeah, I am. Yeah, that's right, I am. Yeah,

26:29

you're goddamn right. I didn't know what you mean by

26:31

that. Do you not feel

26:33

that, like, want for, like, warmth

26:36

and... I don't

26:38

like snuggling. You've heard, have you

26:41

ever heard of his stand-up? He's

26:43

dating a woman who, like, wants

26:45

to snuggle, right? And

26:48

I get nothing from it.

26:50

It feels like work. Really?

26:54

It feels like, you know, like, I love hugging. Y'all

26:56

know I love fucking... Dude, you were the best huggers

26:58

I've ever bugged. I'll tell you that. You know what?

27:00

You're a great chitter. You're the best in the game.

27:03

You're cheating. Did you invent that? Because you...

27:05

My work speaks for itself. It

27:08

works so well, guys. And

27:10

what I'm saying is, I... So

27:12

once I'm trying to

27:14

go to sleep, I drool. Okay.

27:16

No one needs it. That's a human.

27:19

Right, but I'm... I'm

27:24

a big... but I, like, drool, like, a puddle.

27:28

It's not... it goes beyond what you're maybe... Maybe not say

27:30

that out loud. Are you mouth

27:32

agape sleeper? I am a mouth agape sleeper, yeah. Yeah,

27:34

yeah, that's a division I don't need to... Yeah,

27:37

no, it's not great. Yeah, yeah. But it's just... there's

27:39

no advantage to me. It just feels like work. I

27:42

get that. Okay. May

27:44

I say something? I love huck cuddling.

27:47

But there's a time and place for everything. Okay? I

27:50

also like, you know, skateboarding. No,

27:53

I don't. What do I do with

27:55

that? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Keep going with

27:57

your lips. Keep going with... yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I

28:00

also like playing video games. There you go. That

28:03

I know you do. Exactly. I

28:06

think it's believable. Sometimes

28:09

I don't want to play it. I haven't played video

28:11

games a month and a half. How do I? It's

28:13

not a game I want to play. Are you doing drugs

28:15

again? No. Great. I'm

28:18

watching shows. What are you watching? I

28:20

want to get into a show. You pretend you

28:22

haven't seen the West Wing before? No, no, no.

28:25

You heard of the show the West Wing? I mean,

28:27

a show going on and I was watching and then I was watching.

28:30

I think I wanted to say something. I don't know

28:32

if I could say this for another episode. But

28:34

I'm watching something that's really, really making

28:37

me happy right now. Fallout. Yeah.

28:40

I knew it. I heard it's great. Can I just

28:42

say something about Fallout real quick? Yes. Okay.

28:44

I played Fallout 3, New

28:47

Vegas and Fallout 4. And

28:49

these are games that you play 20 hours

28:52

a day for six months. I mean, you

28:54

grind it out. They're huge

28:56

open worlds. And there's a

28:59

tone to them. And I'm

29:01

going to say something. They have it dead

29:03

on. Wait, I didn't even realize there was a

29:05

show now. Well, it's on Amazon. How could

29:07

you know? Yeah. Because I remember when they were

29:09

making the show, I called my agent and I

29:11

go, is there anything in there for

29:14

me? And I just never could get that in an audition. They

29:16

put you in the other one, though, the movie.

29:19

Borderland. Kevin. Yeah, Kevin. Yeah,

29:22

yeah, yeah. And by watching it, I'm

29:24

literally going, oh, this is spot

29:28

on. Even the humor. It's

29:30

spot on. Have you seen it? No, not yet.

29:33

The trailer looks dope. Did you ever play Fallout?

29:35

Yeah. Yeah, New Vegas and 4. Yeah, yeah. It's

29:38

spot on. The vault is spot on. It's

29:40

like, and I haven't seen, I've

29:42

only seen like four episodes. You know what I mean?

29:44

So I don't even know what comes on afterwards. But

29:46

so far, it's been great. Anyway, welcome to the show.

29:48

And you have a new Netflix. Great. I

29:51

do have a new Netflix. And I thought, yeah,

29:53

what's it called? Crazy Good. Crazy, it probably is.

29:55

I haven't seen it. And it's the

29:57

most successful one. I

30:00

see it. It's been on top 10 for the

30:02

last couple days. You're a powerhouse now. You're one of

30:04

the guys now top two Yeah, if I can I

30:06

say this too whenever I bring you up now, there's

30:09

a nice cheer I

30:12

know there is yeah, and I noticed that

30:15

I go Neil Brennan And there's like big there's a big

30:17

pop and you know what I say when I follow Bobby

30:20

I say I know Can I tell you what you say?

30:22

Yeah, because it hurts my feelings. Yep Bobby

30:25

looks like a homeless alley-wong Just

30:30

let's sit Let's

30:33

sit for a second And I'm not

30:35

when he's saying it I'm literally walking toward the

30:37

entrance and I always do so I'm

30:39

walking towards women are like ready to fuck them and

30:41

then they see I'm right and I Right,

30:44

right and then so I'm walking out my back

30:46

turn and whenever he says that I do a turn like this

30:48

I go like

30:50

a I'm

30:53

just like And

30:55

I walk out of the fucking room now, let me tell

30:57

you what Bobby says about me No,

31:00

no, what can I get a red bull or something?

31:02

You don't even try to mix it up You

31:05

just say Neil Brennan. He's ugly That's

31:10

tough man All

31:13

right, that's a really tough dude, I

31:15

think you're back and he said he's ugly Here

31:19

are the four things you say he's ugly

31:21

Okay He looks

31:23

like Gollum. Okay. Oh, he

31:25

showed me his dick once and I

31:27

think you say it's small and

31:30

then it was translucent like

31:32

a Like it's pretty to

31:34

be in a mystery world. Yep Okay

31:38

Okay, can I just I love I would love

31:40

you to yeah. Yeah, I don't

31:42

have you have you noticed me

31:45

doing it lately

31:48

Not in power house. Neil. I

31:51

have it. I don't think I've done. I don't think I've done

31:53

a plan like that for a year and a Half. Oh Yeah,

31:56

you have a year Because

31:58

I'll connect it be honest. I'll tell you Why? Because I'm

32:00

very mindful about it. Whenever

32:03

I'm bringing you up, I go, don't do that. Wait,

32:06

is it because he's now getting

32:08

all these enthusiastic cheers? Thank you very

32:10

much. No, I think I, I

32:12

know I believe, I believe what happened was

32:14

I became closer to him. Okay.

32:17

You know, I've come to you with so much

32:19

advice as of late, and you've become

32:21

sort of like a mentor to me. So

32:24

like, I know you don't slam your mentor. So

32:27

I've been very like, I think I'm being

32:29

nice. Yeah, Luke Skywalker didn't go fucking giving

32:31

up for Yoda. He looks like fucking

32:33

Yoda. I know. But

32:36

when, what I'm saying is, but when Luke

32:38

first saw Yoda, he didn't know he was

32:40

Yoda. He treated him like shit. How did

32:42

he treat him? I don't remember. Remember,

32:44

he just thought he was a creature on the Dagobah

32:46

system. Like he's any, and Luke asked him, I go, come

32:49

on, get me the Yoda because Yoda said that he can

32:51

introduce him to Yoda when he was Yoda the whole time.

32:55

Frank Oz, who plays

32:57

Yoda. That guy. I don't

32:59

know. He

33:01

came to see Blox when I was

33:03

doing it in New York. No. And

33:07

like it, he did not. Wow.

33:11

Really? Wow. He

33:14

did not? Wow. He didn't

33:16

hate it, but he didn't love it. He did

33:18

not. Wow. The voice

33:20

of Kermit and Yoda. Did

33:22

he, do you see him after the show?

33:24

Yeah. So how does someone tell you

33:27

they don't like something that's not? There's

33:29

a sense. It's like, if you can

33:32

tell someone's fuck you're not. It's just like, you can

33:34

sense it and they

33:37

talk around it. They

33:39

use words like compliment stuff. That's not

33:41

the thing you want. Yeah. Like,

33:44

I liked your pacing or something. Like,

33:48

I have to say, I don't trust you to discern

33:51

whether someone likes it or not because

33:54

I don't trust my own sense. You

33:56

have, yours is broken. And

33:59

I say this. with sympathy.

34:01

I hate because you will

34:03

kill and then you're

34:06

like, and then like, I

34:08

know. No. Can I

34:11

say? Yeah. Okay. I

34:13

know that I killed. I just don't like. It's

34:16

like, for instance, I'll give you like, I'll

34:18

give you an I'm gonna give you a text. So

34:21

I go. You

34:24

know, you know, trailer Chastami? Yeah,

34:27

Chelsea, Chelsea, you know, Chelsea Lynn,

34:29

trailer Chastami. Okay. So

34:32

her and I are both in a movie together. And

34:34

she went and saw it at the theater in Nashville.

34:36

Yeah. I mean, wherever she lives, right? And

34:38

I go, the last bit of Texas, I

34:40

think it's got heart. They will show it in rehabs

34:42

for years to come. You killed it to her. And

34:45

then she goes, thank you so much. So did you,

34:47

you stole the show. And then I didn't respond to

34:50

that because I don't like those kind of compliments. Because

34:52

I didn't steal the show.

34:54

When I was in the premiere, people came up to

34:56

me. You can't you would feel killed or whatever. And

34:59

I don't like those kind of things. So it's like,

35:02

I just kind of changed the subject or whatever. But

35:04

it's not about like, so after when I'm a

35:06

kill on stage, and you go, you killed it.

35:09

It's more like, you know, I mean, I don't want to talk about

35:11

it. You know, I mean, oh, yeah, you know, but I don't, I'm not

35:13

even saying you. I don't, I

35:15

don't think you're wrong, though. Like, you know, you're good

35:17

in whatever movie this is. Right?

35:20

Yeah. But it's just showbiz. I'm like,

35:22

you, you killed it, bro. It just

35:24

means nothing. It means nothing. Yeah, it's

35:26

never meant less. I can

35:28

receive a compliment if I truly feel

35:30

good about it. If I

35:32

feel so so about it,

35:35

I can't do it. Then then it feels

35:37

like, Oh, God, like, please, I, I

35:39

don't feel like it's genuine, because I have

35:41

a poor assessment of it in my head.

35:44

So if it's just okay, you know what I

35:46

mean? I agree with that. You absolutely

35:48

killed it. And I don't feel like I killed

35:50

it, then it's like, Oh, they're really just trying

35:52

to be nice and make

35:54

me feel better. But if I really truly feel like I killed

35:56

it, then great, I can accept it. Yeah.

35:58

So check this out. You

36:01

obviously you're present for every one of your shows

36:03

because you're in it, right? so

36:05

you've done you've seen thousands and then

36:07

imagine a Person that's never

36:09

seen been to a comedy ever right

36:12

you have an okay set but

36:14

to them it was like wow He's

36:16

great, right? They come up to you go. Oh my

36:18

god. You're so fucking funny when you thought you had

36:20

a media for set That's what I think

36:22

we're the problem. You know mean Yeah,

36:24

yeah. Yes, but we see every show so

36:27

we're comparing every laugh to the best laugh

36:29

Exactly, it's better but to the common person

36:31

it could have been a group the greatest

36:33

show they've ever seen totally Yeah, yeah, this

36:35

the taping of the Netflix is two of

36:37

the worst versions of it. I did the

36:40

whole tour really It's I still crushed but

36:42

it was like oh the lot

36:44

like the whole time I'm just thinking like this

36:47

and Chappelle said that happened to him one time

36:49

on his killing him softly special What he's

36:51

like, that's the worst show of it Do you

36:53

know give you? Did they

36:55

don't give you the option to get in like

36:59

Editing Bay and no I didn't know I

37:01

it's not it again It's it's great and

37:03

it's the real response and everything but I

37:05

was just used to like the

37:08

decibel level and it

37:10

wasn't That and

37:12

you can't let it see in the show. You can't

37:15

let it seep in you just have to like Yeah,

37:19

yeah, you have to just keep

37:22

going so but I'm very happy with it and

37:24

Like Nikki the other day she was like they're gonna do

37:27

that gigantic roast in the audit. Yeah, I'm right for Tom

37:29

Brady Is it yeah at the Staples?

37:31

They stapled so auditorium auditorium right linkers

37:33

auditorium. Yeah, I'm like it's live Oh

37:37

my god, right So she is doing roast live and

37:39

she goes she was nervous about it and I go

37:41

but I think you know what to do I

37:44

mean just smile as if

37:46

every joke is the funniest joke ever Yeah,

37:49

even if the response is not as good

37:51

as you wanted it to be or whatever Yeah, you know

37:53

me. It's just you just because people watching

37:55

don't know Yes, when you

37:58

it's when like I've seen I saw I saw

38:00

a guy on the Tonight Show when I was young. I was

38:02

a kid. I don't want to name the comic.

38:04

Because he's somebody I love. And he

38:07

had a bad set. Even as a kid I

38:09

knew. It was a whole lot of watching

38:11

it, right? And it wasn't

38:13

the response of the audience on the Tonight

38:15

Show. It was Johnny Carson. It

38:17

was how he was responding to their

38:20

response that bothered me as a

38:22

kid. And in my mind, even then, I was like,

38:25

just fix your face. I

38:28

know. That's the, that's, yeah. Yeah. Conan O'Brien

38:30

said that the other day, where he was

38:32

talking about if somebody's bombing on

38:34

the show, just don't say

38:37

it. And the host can

38:39

help you. Like

38:41

if the host is laughing, he can get the

38:44

audience. That happened to me on Falon. I did

38:46

Falon like three weeks ago. And

38:49

my first joke didn't,

38:51

it did fine. And

38:53

Jimmy like cheered

38:55

it. And

38:58

I texted him afterwards. I was like, for all

39:00

of like- Were you just stand up on Falon?

39:02

No, I just did panel. Oh, OK. And I

39:04

was like, and then it ended up going great.

39:06

But the first beat of the, like, just didn't

39:08

really. And I texted him like, for all of

39:10

like the Falon's fake criticism

39:12

he gets, it's like, I'd

39:14

rather that than like you

39:17

having your arms folded and

39:19

watching me bomb. You know what I mean? That's

39:21

good. That's fucking good hosting.

39:23

That's good hosting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I

39:26

want to ask you a personal question right now.

39:28

That's very uncomfortable for me right now, because you

39:30

just brought that up, all right? What's

39:32

so funny? OK. So

39:39

when you just said that, I just did

39:42

Andy Richter's podcast at Conan's place over

39:44

there by large, and we

39:46

were talking about Conan. And

39:49

he's like, well, Conan might be coming in here. I go, I've never

39:51

met him. He's like, he

39:53

was shocked. He was like, you've never met Conan?

39:56

I go, no. In fact,

39:58

I've never met anybody. You know what

40:00

I mean? No, no, no. I mean, when it comes

40:02

to like, when it comes to like, I

40:05

know them, right? But I've never been on

40:07

any talk show. Have you met Fallon

40:09

before? Yeah, I started with Fallon. So back in

40:11

the day, we were like doing open mics and

40:13

stuff together, right? And then it's like, then he

40:15

was in the groundlings. And then, in

40:17

fact, when Seinfeld,

40:20

the last episode, KTLA,

40:22

the LA news, they did a segment of

40:24

who's the next Seinfeld in LA. And

40:27

they did a segment of me, Freddy Soto,

40:30

Aisha Tyler, and Jimmy Fallon. Right.

40:33

And they went to all the clubs and they taped us

40:35

and stuff. So we were the four, right? They were 0

40:37

for four. You're

40:41

right. You're right. You're right. They were on everything. But

40:45

my but. Why do

40:48

you laugh so hard at him? So

40:51

what I'm saying is, is that but I've like,

40:53

I have movies coming out. I have things I'm

40:55

promoting. I just can never date. I've

40:58

just never have done any of them that.

41:00

Yeah. Well, but is it because

41:03

of that, I think that I'm

41:05

blue collar. I don't think I'm cool. Right. And

41:07

all that stuff, because I've never even

41:09

people have nothing to promote. Guys,

41:11

I'm way bigger than guys.

41:14

I'm way bigger than we'll just go and panel and

41:16

show. Do you want to be on? I

41:19

do. You've never been on Seth. Really?

41:22

And Seth. Right. When

41:24

he did the I'll text him

41:27

right. No, no, don't don't text him. Space time.

41:29

I want I don't want that. That's not

41:31

a matter of I want to hang on

41:33

my own for their own. I don't

41:35

need it. Okay. So when I don't need that.

41:37

But when I'm saying the awesomes, you

41:40

know, Seth's who? Yeah. He

41:43

offered me apart. So I have a

41:45

worse version of that. They said they were writing

41:47

apart for me. They caught it.

41:51

Yeah. But you want people

41:53

to just wake

41:55

up in the morning and say, you know what? I want

41:57

Bobby Lee on my show. I don't think that's what he

41:59

does. in the morning. That

42:02

is actually what Fallon does. I

42:05

does. But

42:07

the whole thing of show

42:09

business is, hey, am

42:12

I worth anything? Am

42:15

I worth talking to? That's

42:17

how it was with you. So

42:19

when you say it was professional, you

42:21

know what I mean? So it's like the whole thing

42:24

is walking around going, am I worth talking to yet?

42:26

How about now? How about now?

42:29

I would argue you shouldn't do any of them.

42:31

No, I don't ever want to do them. Yeah,

42:33

great. I refuse to do them, so that's why I don't

42:35

even talk to them. I don't know if this

42:37

is well known. I

42:40

heard when

42:44

Entertainment Weekly, a huge magazine, it

42:47

gave Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison

42:49

bad reviews. And

42:52

then when The Wedding Singer came out, they

42:54

wanted Adam on the cover and he was like, fuck you.

42:58

And I don't think he's... Then they had to buy a

43:00

photo of him and put it on the cover. Wow. Wow,

43:03

wow, wow. Yeah, I think that's true.

43:05

Yeah. What

43:08

you're saying? That's insane. I've heard it. It sounds

43:10

true. No, no, I don't want to say it

43:12

for like, it's absolutely true because I've never asked

43:14

Adam. It sounds true. Yeah. But

43:17

also, you know, Montreal Comedy

43:20

Sales was done, but I've only went

43:22

once. That was four years ago.

43:25

So all those little tiny things in my

43:27

mind makes me feel like people can

43:29

see all the things they want. Like, you're

43:31

selling out or you're doing this, you're

43:33

doing that, but it's like there's all

43:35

these little pieces of evidence

43:37

that shows to me that no, I'm

43:40

drowning. I

43:42

have a question. You look like you drown.

43:46

Anyhow. What

43:48

did I mean? You look

43:50

like a body that's been dredged. Oh yeah, yeah, like

43:52

floating. Yeah. Waterlogged.

43:54

Yes. That was

43:56

waterlogged. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's

43:59

what the joke I was going over. I

44:01

believe Schumer created that joke format.

44:06

She did that joke on a row. Someone looks like a

44:09

body that got dredged up from

44:11

the river. Okay, we'll give her Amy Schumer the credit.

44:13

Shout out to Amy Schumer. Okay,

44:19

do you think that

44:22

you were showcasing yourself appropriately

44:25

to be as popular

44:27

as you are? Meaning

44:31

like, since you've always been as

44:33

funny as you are, right? I

44:36

would argue that since you've started being on

44:39

other people's podcasts and doing this

44:41

podcast, you've shown yourself

44:43

to be fucking

44:46

hilarious. Oh

44:49

my God, you're really gonna make me mad today. Why?

44:54

Why? I get this. I don't even know why.

44:57

I don't even know what you mean. No, no, here's what I

44:59

found. Here's what I found.

45:01

Here's what I found. I found that

45:04

this special is more popular for

45:06

me. And what I would also

45:08

say is, and it's probably, it's

45:11

the jokes are 15% better than my other

45:13

specials. Let me ask you this. Before

45:17

you even did a Netflix special, did you panel

45:19

on the show? Uh,

45:24

panel or stand up? Either one. I

45:27

did, Fallon was like more of a

45:29

personal thing, but like Conan had- That's what I

45:31

mean. Conan had me on once. That's when you

45:33

got on. Yeah, yeah,

45:35

yeah, yeah. So whatever you're saying right

45:37

now is not true then. Because-

45:41

What I'm saying is I, no, no, no. Because

45:44

since Mad TV, right? If

45:48

I went to Schomburg, huge room, no

45:51

special I've done, right? Yeah. Still

45:53

sell out. So to me that doesn't track well. I've

45:55

always- I'm not going on. I've always

45:57

done movies. I've always done all the things everyone else.

46:00

I would say people's awareness of you of

46:04

how funny you are was

46:06

harder to locate Until

46:10

you started this podcast and

46:12

the podcast of Santino, okay, but

46:14

okay, let's go along with that All right.

46:16

How long have we done Tiger Valley? Almost

46:18

10 years. Mm-hmm in 10 years

46:22

Okay, I've showcased my ability still

46:24

no ask Well, right.

46:27

Well now now they're just doing it

46:29

to fuck with you That's

46:33

not what it is now. Yeah, I know I'm good

46:35

already But I'm okay with it because

46:37

I like the you know what from now on you

46:39

have More people will see

46:41

the worst episode of Tiger belly. Yeah,

46:44

then you on those shows. Oh Maybe

46:48

I don't know what that means. But maybe it numbers

46:50

wise. Yeah more people will see

46:52

this. Yeah, that's not my point though You

46:55

want my point is that I like I want it,

46:57

you know like you right? I want to be We

47:01

might have to cut this whole section up because people complain

47:03

like I hate when Bobby Complain right?

47:05

So I don't even want to do talk

47:08

about this anymore because people come people complain

47:10

about me complaining What?

47:14

So anyone listen, how about this everyone listening right

47:16

now? I know it sounds like a pity party,

47:18

but it's not I was just Let's let's go

47:20

to a different section. We're just do it. Just

47:22

smile the whole time No, yeah, yeah, let's do

47:24

a different work. I don't like they were a

47:26

party. Bobby would have left a long time ago

47:28

Yeah ahead. I do feel really

47:30

sorry for you though. There we go. I like

47:32

this Is

47:36

your lady laughing to wow You're

47:40

right, I'm blessed I really am and I

47:42

have to pinch myself and there's nothing

47:44

that's wrong Oh my god, I

47:47

have a question. Yeah, I was thinking about video games,

47:49

right? Yeah So when you said

47:51

you were playing fallout for six months That's

47:55

the main missions and

47:57

then are you doing side missions for another

47:59

month? or two? I'm a hundred

48:01

percent complete this. He's a completionist.

48:03

Yeah, completionist. Here are my questions

48:05

for the two, anyone in this

48:08

room. Have you completed the main

48:10

missions of life? Ooh.

48:15

Fuck you. Whoa. Yeah, yeah.

48:17

I've done all the side

48:19

missions. No, but

48:21

when you collect it, you know, drinking coffee

48:23

and all that stuff. Running

48:26

over prostitute. Yeah,

48:28

running over. You're asking us

48:30

if we're completionists with

48:32

our own life. Do you feel like you've

48:36

done the main missions that you were supposed to do?

48:38

Well, with that question, I have another question. What's the

48:40

end of the game? My end of my life? What

48:45

are the main quests, Neil? Yeah, like what are the main quests?

48:47

Well, that's the question. What are the main

48:49

quests? Professionally, what are the main quests? And

48:51

did you fulfill them? There you go. So,

48:53

that's a very quick question. So, no,

48:56

I have not completed my main missions. Which

48:58

is to be on Sethmai. No, no,

49:00

it's not to be that. It's to,

49:02

I think one of my main missions

49:04

is to do a comedy special. Yeah.

49:07

Another main mission is

49:09

to, you know what I

49:11

mean, maybe have a family one day.

49:13

Another main mission would be, we'll keep going.

49:15

No, look around. Love you, man. I

49:19

did complete that. Don't

49:21

you get it? Oh, I already did. You

49:23

had a family here the whole time. Yeah.

49:25

And you've got 10 offers to do a comedy special.

49:28

Yeah, I'm gonna do it. You have every network asking

49:30

you to put it on the platform. Yeah, you're right.

49:32

So, I completed the game. I

49:34

should kill myself? What do we lose this

49:36

point? Whatever. Side mission. Yeah, I'm gonna side

49:38

mission it. Yeah. I've been side missioning drinking

49:41

coffee and stuff. Yeah. Buying outfits. Yeah, buying

49:43

outfits. Yeah. We did Family Feud Saturday. I

49:46

saw that. That's so great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah,

49:49

you know what? I get things that other people don't get too,

49:51

so it's like, it's cool. But

49:54

do you want to do them? Do what?

49:56

The things that other people don't get to do? Did

49:59

you, I mean, I think what I

50:01

get is, there are times where I'm, this

50:03

is what's great about life, I

50:06

had an A sponsor years ago.

50:08

It wasn't Dan, it was a guy named Will before

50:10

Dan. I was like 17. And

50:13

he goes, we went to a coffee shop and

50:15

he goes, write down all

50:17

the things you want in your life, like

50:19

even the biggest dreams, right? So I wrote down all

50:21

these dreams and stuff, right? And I showed it to

50:23

him, he kind of pondered and looked at it and

50:25

he goes, he

50:28

said, God is gonna give

50:30

you not these things,

50:32

but better things, things that you won't even

50:34

expect, right? And I think

50:36

he was right. There were times where even when we

50:38

were at the Family Feud and I was with her,

50:40

Santino. You wanted to be on Wheel of Fortune. You

50:44

got something better. No, but Gene looks at

50:46

me because we were

50:48

like walking towards the onset and

50:51

he looks at me and goes, wow, I never

50:53

thought I'd ever be here. And I go, even

50:55

though it's a weird thing, you're right,

50:57

I never, right? And to

50:59

be on the panel with

51:01

you guys, to see Andrew, all

51:04

my friends. And you know what's funny? Meeting

51:06

Steve Harvey. Amazing. I've never met Steve Harvey.

51:08

I know, he's like, yeah. I don't even

51:10

know people that have met. I

51:13

know, I know, I know. And he was

51:15

aware of me too, which was shocking. That's

51:17

hilarious. You know that clip about

51:19

me being molested by a guy with Down Syndrome?

51:21

Do I? Yeah, yeah, he goes,

51:24

me and my friends pass that video around.

51:27

And I was like, wow. I mean, for him

51:29

to say that, I was like, wow. And

51:31

you were like, I love kings of comedy. Yeah,

51:36

yeah. So I think that if you, I think

51:39

what's great about life is you just get things that

51:41

you don't expect. And I think they're almost better than

51:43

what you could ever dream of. The accidental

51:45

side quest. What about you, Neil?

51:48

Yeah, I wanna know you first. I

51:50

don't know what you're doing. I think you're turning the table. No, I don't like the

51:52

side quest. No, no, no, I'm gonna, I'm gonna. Okay, go ahead. I'm

51:55

like half and half. I think some

51:58

of the things that I set out to do. I

52:01

might not have completed because they

52:03

were interrupted, but you

52:05

have a kid I don't okay, but

52:08

then a lot of times those

52:10

interruptions go ahead. Okay Your

52:15

wild oats side mission

52:17

you have a girl right? Yeah, I'm living

52:20

next to him Look

52:23

I can rent another plate I So

52:28

I've always thought this one thing is

52:30

what I wanted and there's been usually

52:32

like a big interruption But that big

52:34

interruption has led me to something that

52:36

maybe I didn't know what did you think you wanted?

52:39

If you don't mind saying like my whole life

52:41

I thought that I was gonna be this really

52:43

like affluent like I thought I was gonna be

52:45

a doctor I thought I was I had pictured

52:47

this something completely opposite

52:50

than this I never thought I'd ever

52:52

get to water my creative side. None of

52:55

that. I thought I was just gonna walk

52:57

a very straight line. Mmm I

52:59

wanted to be a doctor and that's it but no I

53:01

met Bobby and he was like wait I think that like

53:04

there's this completely other like were you a

53:06

nurse when you guys met? I just yeah, I Graduated

53:09

in school. Yeah, and he

53:11

was like, I don't think you should be doing that

53:13

like you don't seem very fulfilled or happy and He

53:16

gave me permission. He was right I

53:18

had felt that I couldn't say it out loud and he was like

53:21

figure out what you want to do I think women should

53:23

ask their man for permission About

53:28

everything including their dream so

53:31

I think of tiger belly as not

53:33

a dream but a side quest that

53:35

turned out to be a really huge

53:37

important chapter of my life and That's

53:40

what he's saying. Like you can list all of your

53:42

dreams and he just really never know like what's gonna

53:45

pan out for you But

53:47

the main things like having a family

53:49

having children is something that I want

53:51

and that is something that I'm working

53:54

towards Have you asked

53:56

permission? No, she

53:58

has not That's a

54:00

good question. He has not asked. I have tried to

54:02

ask permission and it's not going well. It's

54:07

a no. It's a no. But

54:11

anyway, that's so interesting. Did

54:13

you think that like when you pitched,

54:16

when you were on the Dave

54:18

Chappelle show and you're like a

54:20

producer, writer, you weren't doing stand-up

54:22

then? No. I mean, I did it

54:24

like a little bit. Did you think that you

54:26

were going to be like a top comedian back then,

54:28

like a stand-up that did specials and all that stuff?

54:30

No, I didn't at all. Yeah. And

54:32

like I didn't. So that's why I asked about

54:35

missions and because having

54:37

it like I wrote, I

54:39

wrote half baked. I co-wrote

54:42

half baked. I co-created Chappelle show and now I

54:44

did this. I'm just like, this

54:46

shit is fucking unbelievable. Like

54:49

I can't believe it. Yeah.

54:52

And so I am, I am kind of

54:54

like, I guess it is missions you don't

54:56

know you have, but this

54:58

was a mission that, but once I

55:00

started doing stand-up like 17 years ago, it was

55:02

like serious. Yeah. I'm

55:05

always in awe of people like you because I think I

55:07

put you in the category and just let me finish before

55:09

I put, I'm going to throw some names out and just

55:11

let me. Okay. Theo Christina

55:13

Povetzky. Um, um, these, theo,

55:16

theo, theo, theo, theo,

55:18

theo, theo, theo, Christina, theo,

55:20

Christina Povetzky. I've

55:22

never heard of either. Go ahead. The way

55:25

you say that. I know. I

55:27

mean, maybe I have an aneurysm or something. Um,

55:29

there are certain people, right? That

55:32

um, we're doing one thing in show business, you

55:34

know, I mean related that had to

55:36

kind of redefine themselves and kind

55:38

of almost start over, which is so

55:40

hard to do. What do you think

55:42

theo doing reality show? They were both

55:45

like MTV reality show people. I didn't

55:47

know Christina was. She was. What

55:49

was she doing? Road Rules are one of those. She

55:51

was on with theo. She was on with theo. Really?

55:54

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't know that at all.

55:56

I remember theo from around. I remember theo. Yeah,

55:59

I remember. Because a girl I was

56:01

dating, this is 99, actually said, you'll

56:05

think this guy's funny. Right. Like, and I watched

56:08

him and I was like, this guy's fucking funny.

56:10

Really? Like, yeah. Wow, wow, wow, wow. And I

56:12

brought Theo up like that and he got mad

56:14

at me. Yeah, he doesn't want you to bring

56:16

it up. Yeah, but it's like, dude, I don't,

56:18

I think, I thought you were funny when I

56:21

was in comedy and you weren't. Yeah,

56:23

yeah, yeah, yeah. And he- People,

56:25

he did come in to me and go, hey man, don't talk about

56:28

whatever, MTV. Yeah. I

56:31

know, John. Yeah, it's like, he figured out a way to

56:33

be funny in a fucking interview

56:35

about riding around in a bus. Yeah,

56:38

yeah, yeah. I mean, you don't even know this,

56:40

but Jamie Chung, she started off in MTV's

56:42

Real World. Real World, yeah. San Diego, I think.

56:44

Oh, she did? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

56:47

So, I mean, but it's difficult to do. Super good looking,

56:49

right? Yeah, she's right. Yeah, but you did, you know- I

56:51

have masturbated to her. Yep, go ahead. I

56:53

went to Israel with her. Yeah, I remember. Okay,

56:56

anyway, Bobby, I'm June, not now. Yeah, no,

56:58

no. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Give

57:00

it like two years. Oh, yeah, you're right. Anyway,

57:04

but it's hard to redefine yourself in this to

57:06

go a different direction, probably. That's why

57:08

I'm in awe of you guys. Yeah,

57:11

you don't have, I had no, not

57:14

like I had no options, but I didn't wanna do,

57:18

I did the Piven movie, it didn't do good,

57:20

and I was like fucked. I was kinda fucked.

57:23

Like, I could've kept, you could've been, I

57:25

probably would've saved it. And

57:29

so yeah, I didn't have any, and so

57:31

I started doing it, and the thing was,

57:33

like I wasn't as good as everyone else.

57:36

Do you remember doing stand-up, you mean? Yeah, yeah,

57:38

like everyone was better than me.

57:41

Yeah, I don't know. I don't remember you back then.

57:44

Yeah. I only remember the

57:46

good Neil. You met me

57:49

20 years- I never watched you though. I

57:52

can't watch. Yeah, it's fine. But there was one

57:54

time where I was like, you're doing well,

57:57

many, many years ago, and I walked

57:59

in and I went, Oh, there was always

58:01

that moment where you see another guy, a

58:03

guy or girl take it to the next

58:06

level, and you're like, okay, I saw that with

58:08

Sebastian when he was fucking terrible, and then one

58:10

day he destroyed out of nowhere.

58:12

I was just like, oh, he's there. It's

58:15

fun to watch that, people's

58:17

transformation. Or when something clicks. And

58:21

it's like your first instinct's like jealousy, and then

58:23

you're like, nah, but I can't really be mad

58:25

at it if you like comedy.

58:28

You can't be mad at somebody else. People rip

58:31

off Matt Reif, I'm like, where

58:33

did this kid come from? And I'm like, I knew Matt.

58:35

Yeah, you see him in the lobby at

58:37

the laugh factory 15 years ago. Rinding

58:40

it out that kid. Fuck you. He

58:43

did it, he's not an anomaly. You

58:47

get it, he's a very good looking kid. I

58:50

don't think that's the major complaint, is that he

58:52

made it. What

58:54

do you think he made it? I mean, we can cut it

58:56

out, but what do you think it is? The major complaint. But

58:58

we might not cut it out, go ahead. It's

59:01

not, it's that he turned on his fan base, right?

59:03

Which is predominantly women and girls.

59:05

Is how that's the whole, like,

59:08

you know, the beef. The

59:10

cancellation. Yeah, I know. It's

59:12

not that he rose to the top. He rose to

59:15

the top because girls absolutely

59:17

latched on. We love that he's good looking,

59:19

we love that he's funny, we love that

59:21

he does great crowd work. Like it was

59:23

like, put him right

59:25

at the top. And then he came

59:28

out with a special that was basically like,

59:32

what a lot of girls felt was like shitting

59:34

on girls in general. Well, the one

59:36

bit I saw though about like the

59:39

restaurant, the host, the black eye,

59:41

is that what you're referring to? No. No,

59:43

it's not from the special? It is from the special. He

59:45

just did like a woman beating joke. To me it was

59:48

just kind of like, why are you

59:50

doing that? Yeah. But I wasn't, I didn't, It

59:53

just seemed like an unforced error. But It

59:55

didn't feel like premeditated. I Can also see

59:57

why he's sitting there like, this is edgy

59:59

and. The about him i mean ever whatever

1:00:01

in my mind so i got i can get

1:00:03

understand why he because a com it doesn't want

1:00:05

to hear somebody got don't do that job. There.

1:00:08

We want to double down and do it anyway. you

1:00:10

know miss? I don't know what hats what his mindset

1:00:12

was in. I'm in part on. I forgive him for

1:00:14

that, I'm It's just it's a job in L but

1:00:16

on a. Cell. Hard to do the

1:00:19

right thing all the time. Gra

1:00:21

right Sake Unforced errors will lead

1:00:23

to a at cancellation. And.

1:00:25

It sucks. Say it has to be that way. Dear

1:00:28

what are most ear unforced errors As

1:00:30

a person? Will

1:00:34

be the unforced error like take like, ah,

1:00:36

wider, wider that? Why do I keep doing

1:00:38

that? So

1:00:41

many his rank them know I like image.

1:00:43

He made me an unforced error. These of

1:00:45

his I have. I.

1:00:50

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1:00:52

fuck eyes? With. Say

1:00:54

ah, maybe cyclist take even

1:00:56

the air spears. On.

1:00:59

Forced air. and in your life you didn't have to

1:01:01

sort of beef with that guy. Okay,

1:01:03

here's here's some they want to thank you for

1:01:06

bringing up because. You

1:01:08

won't hear about they have a deal with a

1:01:10

something it you just hit something else. I wondered

1:01:12

how do about it and I did. You just

1:01:14

remind me of her that okay am glad you're

1:01:16

here for the way to hear him with. And

1:01:19

I want to name names. To. Get nameplates

1:01:21

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1:01:24

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1:01:26

cover the classic Arecibo cover.

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1:01:31

in the you coma Yes okay as we talked about

1:01:33

the be read out about it yet you hit me

1:01:35

up called I know when I was wrong. They

1:01:38

tell the whole so. I So here's the thing. Over.

1:01:40

The your over the years? Okay,

1:01:44

The meal of the comic have had By the way Steve

1:01:46

Harvey thought you were. For

1:01:50

it. So over the years especially

1:01:52

we were pitted against each other

1:01:55

when we grew up doing stand

1:01:57

up and I'm. You I just

1:01:59

you know. a. He. At. Don't

1:02:01

a time where he was doing better than me,

1:02:03

right? And. I got jealous.

1:02:06

and because we were never liked

1:02:08

friends or whatever. And the

1:02:10

one where you? that would. Away

1:02:12

but was way before the yeah Ninety five

1:02:14

really reopened. Mike's okay we both started in

1:02:16

the same said oh he just figured out

1:02:19

a few jokes out sooner than your some

1:02:21

know it he was in a just he

1:02:23

was at i'm a cleaner version of what

1:02:25

are we are going by I was so

1:02:27

on his hands and for easy and he

1:02:29

was. I kind of like polis and yeah

1:02:31

you know me and and that you know

1:02:34

he was like Christian. Yeah. Now was

1:02:36

more naked crowd the double yeah right Sigma hidden

1:02:38

and they the devil and you know and as

1:02:40

and the people but the local comics, the San

1:02:42

Diego hours or headshot said Bobby we've been a

1:02:44

for dumping us and they backed him and he

1:02:46

didn't back me and so I didn't have any

1:02:49

for and anyway. So. Skill. And

1:02:51

so when we did this aren't as is Earth

1:02:53

in the early years. I would kind of, you

1:02:55

know, do some slams or whatever rhyme. And

1:02:57

it was all mean. an unarmed man. I

1:03:00

and I feel shame about it. I really

1:03:02

do So a couple weeks ago, I.

1:03:04

Met the comedy store and somebody goes.

1:03:06

It's easier if there hadn't been there

1:03:08

in years. Some faceless he's here aren't

1:03:10

enough for you You all I know

1:03:13

they now know I know what as

1:03:15

a list. Know what is a list

1:03:17

of leaderboards? All you'll get your yeah

1:03:19

but not know it's it is yours

1:03:21

is it just says here within his

1:03:23

as zero your mates and at I

1:03:26

respond to this one year your it

1:03:28

I ran to the patio. To

1:03:30

see him to say hi Greg. I. Have

1:03:33

them. Grow. And. As

1:03:35

as I'm hugging him. riot. I.

1:03:38

Is why Scissor. Said.

1:03:40

Reach my hand out like this and I

1:03:42

go high or name. says. She

1:03:45

looks at my hands. She goes. right?

1:03:50

And. As way that bag or way. I

1:03:52

literally. Almost started crying.

1:03:56

I. Cells so much. same. Your

1:03:58

mean of up around heavier. And.

1:04:00

Just like why you do at this is

1:04:02

so dumb in i'm in your do you

1:04:05

think your mean spirited the know idling that

1:04:07

thank you. You're. Welcome Cuddle him

1:04:09

so much I know and Christmas he can

1:04:11

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1:04:13

effect was Michael, Let's stop your health Field

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1:04:21

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1:04:23

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1:04:25

rather be meet certain poverty poverty Soviet

1:04:28

poverty to without I did you go

1:04:30

as. I can be. Yeah,

1:04:32

but all of us can. Be Yes

1:04:34

I am. A oh there's when

1:04:37

we have a good shit talking Sasha

1:04:39

I'm it's all mean it's his mean

1:04:41

spirited as it. Gets. You know, jumped

1:04:43

on it to oh yeah, we all dead

1:04:45

on. The missus. Masters. Sorry.

1:04:49

And. I I text Gilbert runaway. That.

1:04:52

Tell them what happened and he goes scrub. Apologize,

1:04:56

I. Didn't have his numbers like has a

1:04:59

dm them and I wrote a long

1:05:01

long of like that would very likely

1:05:03

heartfelt. The classic. Big. Fan of

1:05:05

never written a celebrity before the process

1:05:07

of babylon first time costs about it

1:05:09

was like it was pretty hard sell

1:05:11

you know? and I I really I

1:05:14

do love this guy. I do love

1:05:16

of that. If I think about my

1:05:18

history I just love him and I'm.

1:05:20

And I just kind of express myself in that way.

1:05:22

And then I'm. Be. Texas bag idioms.

1:05:24

we bag and he goes no problem. The. See.

1:05:28

Things that he means that are of don't know

1:05:30

but it because I go let's me for coffee.

1:05:32

didn't really address that either right? So I just

1:05:34

thought is a says no problem dude, I'm okay

1:05:37

or whatever. right? But.

1:05:39

Then something happened. As until you about oh.

1:05:42

A week later, His.

1:05:44

Wife: Texas Day Dmz. I

1:05:46

was hoping they'd be like she's here. By

1:05:49

far as she goes, I mean

1:05:52

man mans, bad man's wife. Yes,

1:05:54

it's as she goes. hooked. Dear

1:05:57

was on confused. she goes.

1:06:00

Have you guys? Are you see

1:06:02

her hand? Oh.

1:06:06

So you wrote that message for nothing. It.

1:06:10

Was dark. He shook her head of a dark place.

1:06:13

I'm. Glad I made a mess but it's

1:06:15

it's it's one of those cases our

1:06:17

split off your heart is a clear

1:06:19

no idea of my doesn't go for

1:06:22

swallow cases worth I perceive things. Did.

1:06:24

That's my point of yeah, don't remove

1:06:26

your your own zipper evenings or morning.

1:06:29

Really happening he says he forgive me.

1:06:31

If I get to me it's like

1:06:33

oh it has to be this even

1:06:35

though I don't have enough evidence. Yeah

1:06:37

right and I believe it. which is

1:06:39

something that side. I. Do that

1:06:41

in every hour in every though both thing

1:06:44

know I've realized and past few months is

1:06:46

most of our. Inner

1:06:48

Monologue is just like science fiction.

1:06:50

Yes, it's not any. it's not

1:06:52

real and all Sera falls. Yeah,

1:06:54

evidence appearing real. Just and it's

1:06:56

I I I insisted sing of

1:06:59

that like out he was a

1:07:01

bold statements like. Oh, Netflix

1:07:03

hates me via with the sentiment for the

1:07:05

sort of people to work the we're talking

1:07:07

about yeah you're a but I'll believe it.

1:07:10

Like. The thing about talked about in terms of

1:07:12

like the talk shows right? I'm like. Yeah,

1:07:15

such who Because if I sunset or

1:07:17

Jamie. You me on the street they would

1:07:19

hug me and we be like. So friendly you

1:07:21

know I'm course yeah and it's like they don't think

1:07:24

about why would they you know me by because I

1:07:26

was the eighth lead on splitting up together of they're

1:07:28

going to be on the part of don't know I

1:07:30

get what is as yeah I get what it is

1:07:32

but it's this thing that I have to fucking. You

1:07:35

know mean convince myself that this little. Of

1:07:38

what's wrong with the bearer of bad news?

1:07:41

Every girl that. This

1:07:43

is a situation where I truly don't think

1:07:45

you've made it up in your head. They

1:07:47

have good reason, absolutely hate you who think

1:07:49

they're not saying it move, but I think

1:07:51

that the wife hates you. As he said,

1:07:58

stephen acronym for this I don't know what

1:08:00

this is. I don't know what

1:08:02

it is. Real evidence of Perry's reaction. Yeah,

1:08:05

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is real. Yeah,

1:08:07

yeah, yeah. This is real, dude. Um,

1:08:09

so, um, what do you

1:08:12

mean? I'm saying you now

1:08:14

think that you've created this idea that

1:08:16

you've either pissed him off or that

1:08:18

the wife is upset with you. But

1:08:21

given all of the shit that we've

1:08:24

talked about him in the early Tiger

1:08:26

belly episode, they have real

1:08:28

reason to dislike you. And

1:08:31

I do think that they

1:08:33

don't like you. They probably don't. And

1:08:36

I don't think they probably don't. Yeah. And

1:08:38

his response of all good dude is cool. It's

1:08:40

probably just like politics. No, it's

1:08:42

not politics. It's just like he's, I'm

1:08:45

not trying to connect with him. I don't want

1:08:47

anything from him. I don't like him. I

1:08:49

will say the seems like they can't, I'm sorry.

1:08:52

They see or however you're going to do this. And

1:08:55

he seems like the kind of guy that

1:08:57

wouldn't have any awareness of

1:08:59

people talking about him.

1:09:01

I think that's true. And then if

1:09:04

the wife did hate him, which she

1:09:06

should, would she

1:09:09

DM him? The reach out is interesting. I'm

1:09:11

confused. I didn't see your hand. It's

1:09:14

one thing like I get, I think you're right

1:09:16

up to that. And if she didn't like me

1:09:18

and she still put that message out, there's something

1:09:20

going on with her too. Well, that's what I'm

1:09:22

saying. So. I think it

1:09:25

is a chess game at this point. It's a chess

1:09:27

game. We got to win? No,

1:09:29

no, no, no. What's the word? The

1:09:31

word. You beat that mission. You apologize.

1:09:34

I think Gilbert's correct. You, you felt better

1:09:37

after you apologized. It's all good.

1:09:39

Please leave it at that. Yeah. Okay.

1:09:42

I think that maybe we can even hear this. Is that because may I remind

1:09:44

you this is not the first time she has messaged you. Okay.

1:09:47

Yeah. Alright. So

1:09:49

two years ago, she did message me. I need to talk to you. And

1:09:53

I go, what about? And she never responded after that. Rear.

1:09:56

Rear? It's rear. I

1:09:58

wanted to ask you both just in general. What

1:10:00

are your thoughts on forgiveness because I think we've

1:10:03

you know I've lived a whole life thinking that

1:10:05

is like such a value to forgive people and

1:10:08

To offer forgiveness even though

1:10:10

it's like really difficult and they've done

1:10:12

shitty things to you But now my

1:10:14

idea is that I don't need to

1:10:16

forgive anyone and I can just like

1:10:18

completely X that out

1:10:20

of my mind to move

1:10:23

on Mmm

1:10:25

interesting. I wish Steve Harvey

1:10:27

was here By

1:10:31

the way, like I got this idea. I got

1:10:33

this idea for Amber Rose of all people. I

1:10:35

have a long Like

1:10:38

answer to this which is I've

1:10:41

talked about Iowas can DMT and all that shit which we'll

1:10:43

talk about later, but I do want to talk about it I

1:10:48

Did MDMA I've done MDMA every three

1:10:50

months or so for the

1:10:52

last year. Yeah, and the last

1:10:54

I did it Last

1:10:56

August and I was had just

1:10:58

instant forgiveness for a bunch

1:11:00

of people for like for my enemies list, right?

1:11:04

and and I Thought

1:11:07

the next day was like why was able to do

1:11:09

that so easily and it was because I'd been Most

1:11:13

of them I had when I was on

1:11:15

MDMA I had serotonin dopamine and oxytocin just

1:11:17

flowing through me, right? Normally,

1:11:19

I just have adrenaline and cortisol.

1:11:22

Those are my two main chemicals. I'm

1:11:24

flooded with them all the all day so

1:11:26

you see the world through

1:11:29

like justice and Recrimination

1:11:32

and revenge and I'm gonna show them and

1:11:34

fuck them and they wrong me and like,

1:11:36

you know grids of like hatred and So

1:11:40

I realized that that's what what

1:11:42

I think is a personality or what I thought

1:11:44

was personally is just those chemicals In

1:11:47

me all the time deficient in the

1:11:49

other. Yeah, so I was like I'm gonna

1:11:51

try to ignore That

1:11:53

that thing like it's like I said, like

1:11:55

I have it's like a restaurant where it's

1:11:57

just serving me like lead sandwich

1:12:00

from the kitchen and I'm serving, like, I'm riding

1:12:02

this good and it's fucking garbage. Yeah. So

1:12:05

now I'm to the point where I'm way

1:12:07

less in my head about

1:12:14

if I catch, I'll catch myself doing it and

1:12:16

be like, don't do this. What

1:12:18

I realized is we become

1:12:20

carriers for

1:12:23

a negative feeling.

1:12:26

And so I'm bigger

1:12:28

on forgiveness than I've ever been. But

1:12:32

I do set boundaries.

1:12:35

So I'll say, like, I had a

1:12:37

disagreement with my buddy mine and

1:12:39

he was like, can we solve this before

1:12:41

one of us dies? And I was like, we

1:12:44

don't, it's fine. Yeah. We

1:12:46

don't, there's no solution here. I asked you for what I

1:12:48

needed. You said I cannot do

1:12:51

it. There's

1:12:53

no more discussion. Well,

1:12:55

I think that's like a perfect example. Like

1:12:57

you don't need to have a resolution there

1:12:59

or a closure or forgiveness.

1:13:01

It's like, okay, this is just what

1:13:03

it is and I can move on.

1:13:06

But that is closure to me. Yeah.

1:13:09

Like acknowledging that that's what

1:13:11

it is. I can try

1:13:13

to like magically think it into

1:13:16

something better. But like, that's what it

1:13:18

is. And I'm not gonna, I can't,

1:13:20

I wish it weren't that way, but that's

1:13:22

what it is. When you make

1:13:24

amends in AA towards people, are you,

1:13:27

do you do it, trying

1:13:29

to seek forgiveness or is

1:13:32

this just to say that you're

1:13:34

sorry? That's an interesting question. No, your sponsor

1:13:36

generally tells you. Not a nurse. Go

1:13:38

ahead. Yeah. Yeah. Your

1:13:41

sponsor generally tells you that like, you know, it's

1:13:43

like in anything, you don't live in

1:13:45

results of anything. Like if I

1:13:47

do stand up and I dedicate my life to, we

1:13:50

don't know what the results are gonna be. It's either

1:13:53

you're gonna be famous or you're gonna become a road

1:13:55

comic. You might even make, not make it at all,

1:13:57

right? No, it's just, you know, you just do it.

1:14:00

Because we don't have, maybe,

1:14:02

maybe not, we don't have clear evidence or whatever. With

1:14:05

amends are the same thing where you want the result

1:14:07

of, yeah,

1:14:11

thanks man and I let hug and I

1:14:13

forgive you or whatever. Sometimes it goes

1:14:16

the opposite way but it's just you have to clean your

1:14:18

side of the street. Whatever

1:14:21

their side is, it could be cluttered or whatnot, right?

1:14:23

But I just have to, because

1:14:25

it's baggage. And if they

1:14:27

come back with, fuck you, you've done

1:14:29

irreparable damage. Like the

1:14:31

DM that I did to the guy, right?

1:14:33

It wasn't what I expected. What

1:14:37

I would like is, yeah, let's meet Wednesday at noon,

1:14:39

have coffee and then maybe I can get him to

1:14:41

do this podcast or whatever, right? Which is what I

1:14:43

ultimately want. An example

1:14:45

though, so let's say I'm him. But you

1:14:48

want podcast guests. That's the want

1:14:50

behind the game. No,

1:14:53

I mean, it would be magical for me to have

1:14:55

him on, you know what I mean, and

1:14:57

just kind of like do it. But if the

1:14:59

response I'm saying in regards to forgiveness

1:15:01

is, you make amends and I say,

1:15:03

fuck you, you've done irreparable damage, you

1:15:05

can only remedy this and I

1:15:08

will only accept it if you do A,

1:15:10

B and C. No. So you

1:15:12

don't, you stop at the amends. Financial

1:15:14

amends is you have to pay

1:15:17

them back. Okay. Right. So

1:15:20

it's like if I stole money. Do you need to puke

1:15:22

real quick? I want the wild sound.

1:15:24

Is this a trap burp? That's all it is. Yeah,

1:15:26

with a trap burp. Can you not look at me that way?

1:15:29

What are you doing? I'm half expecting

1:15:31

you to puke on me. I've never puked

1:15:33

in my life. Okay. Oh, great. Yeah, you'd

1:15:35

be fine. Let me get you. He's a

1:15:37

diarrhea boy. I'm a diarrhea boy. Like I

1:15:39

only diarrhea. But, yeah, but, you

1:15:41

know, financial amends you have to pay him back. Oh,

1:15:44

okay. Yeah, yeah. It's just don't live in the results

1:15:46

of anything. Also, no work you do will be as

1:15:48

good as this podcast.

1:15:51

Uh-oh. What do you mean? I mean

1:15:53

that like... What the fuck? Do you? What

1:15:56

I mean by that work, I mean... You're like

1:15:58

a fight fire with fire. popular

1:16:00

podcast should just do that and

1:16:02

fuck all asking people for permission

1:16:04

to work with them That's

1:16:07

not true. I have a question about MDMA.

1:16:10

I love it. We know you

1:16:12

want let's let let this guy

1:16:14

But we'll go to I swear to God and

1:16:16

we will let MDM in him Mmm,

1:16:19

but but but let me rear Right,

1:16:22

but let me just address this part. Okay is

1:16:25

um You're right.

1:16:28

Okay Podcasting

1:16:30

it, you know, we fell

1:16:32

into we say I feel like we won

1:16:34

the lottery because we weren't expecting You know

1:16:37

an audience and it feels I'm so proud

1:16:39

of our work You know

1:16:41

on you should I add that as someone

1:16:43

who did like a great sketch

1:16:45

show I would argue that

1:16:47

these all some of these podcasts are

1:16:50

such great Communications

1:16:54

of talent that's what I'm saying.

1:16:56

Like why are you asking to be the fifth lead?

1:16:59

Because because you know when I did that

1:17:01

movie sweet dreams that's coming out It's in

1:17:03

theaters now and it's coming out all the

1:17:05

show. Yeah. Yeah Because

1:17:08

um that movie was about a recovery

1:17:10

and I got to do it feel

1:17:12

is probably first movie Vaughn, right? I

1:17:15

never would Johnny Knoxville and it does it's a

1:17:17

and when I when I watched it on the

1:17:19

big screen Which is the first movie ever watched

1:17:21

with me in it. I was really proud

1:17:23

of The movie, you know

1:17:25

me and it's a different kind of Expression

1:17:29

you mean acting is a completely different expressions storytelling

1:17:31

is a you know me It's it I

1:17:33

want to do it all and Neil right you're

1:17:35

right This is probably in terms of you know,

1:17:38

I mean the way I make a living this

1:17:40

is yeah, but just you

1:17:42

know, I mean It's

1:17:44

it's at that movie sweet dreams is

1:17:47

the best recovery movie I've ever seen

1:17:49

him really I've ever seen my right Okay,

1:17:51

great. I mean there were scenes in that movie

1:17:53

sweet dreams that Jay

1:17:55

Moore plays Johnny Knoxville sponsor.

1:17:57

All right, and they have little

1:18:00

segments like montage segment of them talking

1:18:02

and in the theater I looked at

1:18:05

that I went I've never seen that

1:18:07

I've never said that's the realest

1:18:09

sponsor sponsor the A meetings when

1:18:12

I shot the A meetings right we

1:18:14

showed up it was a men's meeting and everyone

1:18:16

there was 50 guys they're all in

1:18:18

the program of people I know he like

1:18:21

lies invited everyone from his

1:18:23

men's group to come and do this

1:18:25

movie and and when I sat

1:18:27

there I turned to Johnny and I go this

1:18:30

is the most realistic a

1:18:32

movie I've seen the

1:18:34

way they got it because usually when you see

1:18:37

12-step groups in a movie they're in some sort

1:18:39

of gymnasium it's in a circle yeah right and

1:18:41

they just so I've never been to a gymnasium

1:18:43

at A&E right I don't know where they got

1:18:45

that right but my point is is that no

1:18:48

this it was disheveled this

1:18:50

you know I mean the lines

1:18:52

were very like on point you

1:18:54

know me so it's just like I'm in many

1:18:56

ways yes there are some movies I've

1:18:59

done where I'm like why did I do that

1:19:01

that was pointless you know but there's

1:19:03

sometimes you'll you'll do something that you're kind

1:19:05

of like proud of so it's

1:19:07

a different kind of I guess I mean

1:19:09

I get I don't I'm not saying

1:19:11

it's totally invalid you'll never direct anything I

1:19:14

just I I'm I'd be shocked if I

1:19:16

it was I direct commercials I know

1:19:18

you do I know you do but can

1:19:20

I I want to say I think you should get

1:19:22

on that pony again is it the wrong

1:19:24

response or animal get

1:19:26

on the horse I don't well not a pony horse what

1:19:29

they don't really make comedy movies anymore I

1:19:32

know but what I want to say is that

1:19:34

movie would you do with Piven right was your

1:19:36

first movie right and

1:19:38

that Shyamalan's first movie I don't even know what it

1:19:40

was it wasn't success right but um it

1:19:43

was like some sort of romantic comedy or something I'd

1:19:45

rather do stand-up I understand it

1:19:47

was I believe though am I someone's movie

1:19:49

would have Rosie O'Donnell in it was

1:19:52

it is it a comedy yet look at

1:19:54

what I'm not it's like a Christ it's a

1:19:56

Catholic movie I'm a Catholic movie yeah because he's

1:19:58

from Philadelphia so my mother sends me with

1:20:00

anger three days a week. Yeah, so it didn't

1:20:02

do well. My point being is is that I

1:20:05

think that You would be a great

1:20:07

director. No, I and you give it a go back on

1:20:09

the horse. I know but then that's it. It's uh, it's

1:20:15

That looks like it doesn't look like the

1:20:17

movie Did

1:20:20

you make that on you AI that Anyway,

1:20:25

thank you for saying that I'd rather be a

1:20:27

comedian. Okay, go back to MDM MPMG

1:20:30

time stuff. All right. I just have a question about it.

1:20:33

Yeah When you're flooded

1:20:35

with serotonin dopamine all of these

1:20:38

like happy chemicals forgiving

1:20:40

Chemicals in your body

1:20:42

and then that session is over

1:20:46

Is there do you

1:20:48

carry all of those feelings

1:20:50

into your now deficient?

1:20:52

Yeah all of those. Yeah again Yes,

1:20:55

it's amazing like well, that's the I did

1:20:57

enough. I was gonna have that all the

1:20:59

time And then I did

1:21:02

five a meo DMT, which was insane

1:21:04

Yeah, I can't recommend it but it

1:21:06

was helpful long-term. So now every time

1:21:08

I do MDMA it is Ayahuasca

1:21:12

and So

1:21:14

I but I carry it

1:21:17

with me like my girlfriend's it

1:21:19

was we did it Two weeks ago

1:21:21

and she was in like I still feel the the

1:21:24

glow of it Yeah, cuz that's my

1:21:26

question right cuz like a lot of times that's

1:21:28

supposed like any other drug like when you're on

1:21:30

a high You love everybody. Yeah, but then really

1:21:32

you get back to real life and you're no

1:21:34

longer in that state like You're

1:21:37

forgiving of everybody in that state because you've all that

1:21:39

right all yeah in your body. It's easier But

1:21:42

but good to know that you can carry it

1:21:44

over into your every day after that.

1:21:46

Yeah, I'm it's I'm very lucky in that

1:21:48

regard Cuz I don't

1:21:50

I think if you do it, I think people do

1:21:52

it the wrong way they do it to party and

1:21:55

fuck yeah Which

1:21:57

you know, we there's a place for that

1:22:00

Yeah, you've always loved fun. I love it. He's

1:22:02

big on fucking party. Fucking party is my

1:22:04

thing. Yeah. My job. And

1:22:08

so I'm lucky. I get to carry it

1:22:10

with me. And

1:22:12

I've gotten into gratitude. It's

1:22:15

real corny, my life. No.

1:22:18

No, no, no. I see a change. We see

1:22:20

a change in you. I

1:22:22

believe that's why this is so much nicer. I'm

1:22:25

also so much lighter. You're

1:22:27

also approachable. Yeah. There

1:22:30

was a time where I was like, I'll go this

1:22:32

way. Yeah. I didn't know you before, but

1:22:34

I've always really liked you and given you, like we've always

1:22:36

had deep hugs. That's

1:22:38

post ayahuasca. Oh, okay. Yeah.

1:22:41

Free? No, no, he

1:22:43

was fine. But remember I was

1:22:45

gonna do it with you. I

1:22:47

wasn't gonna tell anybody. I was gonna do it. No, you

1:22:50

told me. Right, but. All of us.

1:22:52

Many times. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, but here's the

1:22:54

thing. Now I'm gonna ask you a question, okay? My

1:22:58

therapist would rather me do this. There's

1:23:01

a place in, I

1:23:04

shouldn't even say the state. There's a

1:23:06

place in Florida. There's

1:23:08

a place. How

1:23:11

about there's a place? There we go. Okay, there's

1:23:13

a place in a far, far away land,

1:23:15

all right? Where they do it

1:23:18

through a therapist. Like a

1:23:20

licensed therapist. So what the-

1:23:23

They do ayahuasca? Or you're in DMA?

1:23:25

Ayahuasca. When you go through

1:23:27

the process, you're in a facility, okay? And

1:23:30

they take notes and stuff, right?

1:23:33

And then they process what you're going

1:23:35

through afterwards. Right? So

1:23:37

it's like, what do you think of that way? I feel

1:23:39

like it's a commodified version of what ayahuasca

1:23:41

really should be. I feel like MDMA, I've

1:23:44

done ketamine like with a therapist and a

1:23:46

doctor. You did it. And for me,

1:23:48

yeah, and MDMA's same. Like I would do

1:23:50

it under those six circumstances. But ayahuasca feels

1:23:52

like a different thing. I was just-

1:23:55

There's something ceremonial. It's like real God-y and

1:23:57

therapists. therapist

1:24:01

wouldn't be bad but you don't want to be talking

1:24:03

all time it has to

1:24:05

be between you and the

1:24:07

can i don't think it feels so like like it

1:24:09

should be a ceremony it is

1:24:11

so like and doing with other people i think it's

1:24:13

important a lot of people the

1:24:16

other point to other people but like i'd

1:24:18

kind of the leaves uh... i heard uh...

1:24:23

i don't know that we got a lot of the other during the early of the morning

1:24:27

is one of him and roy wood did

1:24:29

it together that's hilarious which again i would

1:24:31

have paid fucking money to see that yeah

1:24:34

and at the end in

1:24:37

the circle everyone was standing up holding

1:24:39

hand yeah praying and roy took a

1:24:41

knee really

1:24:45

yeah that's so far it's so far

1:24:47

so far to do it is so

1:24:49

far that's so good so uh...

1:24:51

yeah i think you should do with people there

1:24:54

is like a spiritual connection shared there's also

1:24:56

a thing where like several

1:24:59

people in the group will have a shared

1:25:04

vision and not necessarily positive like i was

1:25:06

at one where three or

1:25:08

four different women in the circle picture

1:25:12

concentration camp with barbed wire who would like

1:25:14

to one yeah as i thought great

1:25:17

day and i really great good vision

1:25:19

guys yeah uh... so i

1:25:22

would argue that it should be more spirit

1:25:24

because there is some about a meeting like

1:25:26

the the the communal aspect right

1:25:29

so um... i wanna say that not that i'm

1:25:31

committing to it or not but

1:25:34

hypothetically uh...

1:25:38

and i'm gonna ask you a favor yeah hypothetically

1:25:43

if you were able to go this is what i'm

1:25:45

going to do it next and see what my schedule

1:25:47

is like can you do that or no i

1:25:50

thought of that today actually yet and um...

1:25:52

the help consider maybe not to be

1:25:54

a naysayer but it's

1:25:56

not like this and i don't know if it's

1:25:58

so negative possible because it

1:26:01

sounds like someone they say would say I have

1:26:03

witnessed a person

1:26:06

in my life almost become a

1:26:09

worse version of themselves each time

1:26:11

they did I was fine is

1:26:13

that it can that be true it's yes it's

1:26:16

like they it's like they

1:26:18

were if you have a like a

1:26:20

big ego you've a narcissism yeah I would

1:26:22

not thinking

1:26:25

that for you like if you have

1:26:27

a basis of already like you're a

1:26:29

malignant narcissist yeah and now I would

1:26:31

think that maybe ayahuasca would give you

1:26:34

sort of like a messiah complex even

1:26:36

if that's generally what happens

1:26:38

I'm terrifying I don't have

1:26:40

no you don't you don't thank you do

1:26:49

your eyeballs are crazy yeah

1:26:51

anyway yeah both TBD I

1:26:53

guess TBD if you come out like a worse

1:26:55

person then we'll know if you're a narcissist

1:26:57

anyway all right right right no I you

1:26:59

don't you I don't think you're narcissistic but

1:27:02

I I would think you would get you

1:27:04

are one you have

1:27:07

a very big fear mechanism

1:27:10

and go and I and I my

1:27:12

I'm not like I would worry but I

1:27:14

pictured on the way over here I was

1:27:17

imagining us doing it together and

1:27:19

you being like I gotta get the fuck out

1:27:21

of here and just fucking bolting like like Theo

1:27:23

did it no no no no I know I

1:27:25

mean it for the long haul okay yeah I

1:27:27

will commit to it and see you didn't leave

1:27:29

in the middle of a session okay okay I

1:27:31

heard a different story but anyway but yeah

1:27:35

he I wouldn't do it with but I would do it with you great

1:27:38

there's something comforting about you oh so you know I've

1:27:40

been you know it's so funny in the last year

1:27:42

and I have to say this you

1:27:45

and I have become you

1:27:47

have actually become somebody like a master

1:27:49

to me for

1:27:51

some of the help though no it's

1:27:53

me life's so bad but no of

1:27:56

course it's been great with girls we're

1:27:58

done with in general girl life things, career

1:28:02

things even, you know, and

1:28:04

you've been very helpful to me,

1:28:06

you know, you've become, you

1:28:08

know, the bridge.

1:28:11

What's my face? What?

1:28:14

The unknown. What?

1:28:20

No, you're the bridge. I think you're

1:28:22

the bridge to common sense for me. Oh, great.

1:28:25

Yeah, you're the bridge to like, okay, let's try

1:28:27

to get some a seat. Let's

1:28:30

get injected with a little bit of reality here

1:28:32

and a, you know, an objective

1:28:35

opinion. It's more rational. Rational opinion. Yeah. Yeah.

1:28:37

On things. Yeah. Yeah. And so, yeah, with

1:28:39

ladies too, you're great. I mean, you're

1:28:41

like, you're like the messiah

1:28:43

of that. Yeah, I think you were

1:28:46

the reason why we changed all of your Raya

1:28:49

pictures, right? Because

1:28:51

meals were really great. I never changed

1:28:54

it. You never did. No, you still had pictures

1:28:56

with other celebrities in it. So

1:28:59

Jessica Parker. Yes. Yeah. Did you,

1:29:01

did you, you had

1:29:03

a picture with Sarah Jessica Parker and your Raya. Yeah.

1:29:06

Yeah. I'll show you. Still,

1:29:08

I'll show you. You said

1:29:10

Logan Paul. Oh yeah. I had

1:29:12

Logan Paul. And I think you had better. It's better

1:29:14

now that Sarah Jessica Parker. Before that he had one with

1:29:17

CEO and I was like, you have to take that

1:29:19

out. Yeah. I

1:29:26

mean, it was so Photoshop.

1:29:29

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:29:33

It's on. I mean, it looks like you're

1:29:35

together. We were together, but

1:29:38

I'm saying in actual life. I mean, you look

1:29:40

like a couple. That's great. You look like what

1:29:42

I wanted. I just hang with

1:29:44

when I'm in New York, I just hang

1:29:46

with S, S JP because women love that

1:29:48

movie. I'm sure. So it's like, you know,

1:29:50

they go, oh, I felt like it's

1:29:53

like, did you feel like it was going to be weird

1:29:55

if they were like, can we call S JP? And you'd

1:29:57

be like, I don't have her number. I do have a

1:29:59

number. Fuck yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mmm. I

1:30:01

don't know. Would you call her? No, never. I have

1:30:04

so many numbers I would never call. Do you have that or no?

1:30:07

I have like a bunch of number that would never go but they're

1:30:09

in my phone whose numbers you have just Well,

1:30:11

I mean I Billy Ray Cyrus's number never used it And

1:30:14

it's a real number of his because I then I

1:30:16

cross-checked it with somebody else. Oh, wow. Yeah.

1:30:19

Yeah, who'd you cross? Yeah, a girl I was dating

1:30:21

because she was his assistant or

1:30:23

something. Great. I go Is this his number and

1:30:25

she goes yeah, that's actually his number. I go. Oh, yeah

1:30:27

I got it then That's

1:30:31

that's the mystery of it. I literally never met him

1:30:33

before in my life. Whoa. How'd you get? I don't

1:30:35

know I I have numbers on my

1:30:37

phone. I have no idea why No,

1:30:41

no, this is like the hangover but you

1:30:43

wake up with Billy Cyrus Billy Ray In

1:30:47

your cell phone. Yeah, I have a lot of those and

1:30:49

then I have like Like

1:30:51

celebrity, I'll just say celebrity number one or something. I

1:30:53

don't even know who that is You

1:30:56

know, it could be Tom Cruise. I have no idea But

1:30:58

it's I have some I will you have numbers in your phone that

1:31:00

you'll never gonna use or no I'm

1:31:02

trying to think if I if I do Cuz

1:31:05

I know a couple of guys that have Brad Pitt's number, but

1:31:08

they never use it But they have they'll

1:31:10

show me look who's number you know, I mean, I

1:31:12

got lucky you like trading cards like Pokemon cards

1:31:14

I have someone's number, but

1:31:16

I'll never use it. Can you

1:31:18

just believe it? Yeah, you won't believe it

1:31:21

I Got

1:31:24

to use it I know why stop

1:31:26

it. Stop it. Don't even give any tips on

1:31:29

why Guess why?

1:31:32

They just don't guess Yeah,

1:31:34

let's guess Why? Raya

1:31:38

No Why

1:31:40

do you why cuz he wants to fuck

1:31:43

her no, no, it wasn't even oh she's

1:31:45

fucked so fucking I don't think it's even romantic

1:31:47

or sexual. It was not romantic and actual. Well,

1:31:49

how do you know his number? What

1:31:52

I know you can say no, we'll cut it out No,

1:31:56

no, it's fine. Are you sure

1:31:58

is this real number I will know I never know.

1:32:00

Right, give it to Bobby. Do you

1:32:02

wanna text him? I wanna, I've never, no, no, no, no, no.

1:32:05

No, I've never done it. You should text him. You should

1:32:07

text him, is this awkward? I also have, I

1:32:11

have Jamie Lee Curtis's number. Never used it. You

1:32:13

did a movie with it, right? Yeah. Just

1:32:15

a bunch of people, you know? Yeah.

1:32:18

But anyway, it's interesting, you

1:32:20

know? I have, yeah, yeah. What

1:32:23

do you mean? I don't, I

1:32:26

have people that, What do you mean by that? People that I named

1:32:28

dropped, so I'm gonna just leave, I'm gonna stay out of it. Can

1:32:32

we talk about that for a second? Name dropping

1:32:34

is a funny, interesting thing. How

1:32:36

do you talk about people then? I'm

1:32:39

sorry, but you and

1:32:41

I, because of the

1:32:43

nature of what we do for a living, right?

1:32:46

You will have certain people that are

1:32:48

big stars. Yeah. Right?

1:32:51

So it's like, if I was working at Pet Boys, and

1:32:53

I worked with a guy named Raoul, for instance.

1:32:55

You know what I mean? Hypothetically. Hypothetically, right.

1:32:58

I'm sure there is a guy somewhere in

1:33:00

Pet Boys, our guy named Raoul. My point

1:33:02

is being, is this. And

1:33:04

I'm talking to other people, right? And I go,

1:33:06

yeah, Raoul has that. And you know, it's

1:33:08

like a normal thing, because I work with Raoul,

1:33:11

right? My point is, why can't we

1:33:13

do that in the business that we're in? And why

1:33:15

is it in the call me in? You know what

1:33:17

I realized? And it used to make me fucking furious,

1:33:19

and then I stopped being furious about it, is

1:33:22

because they don't think we deserve to

1:33:24

have that person's number. Oh

1:33:26

my God, so deep, what you said. You're

1:33:29

right. They don't think we deserve it.

1:33:31

They're like, why do you have that

1:33:33

person? Like, so then they

1:33:35

go, your name dropped me. It's like,

1:33:37

no, I'm peers with that person, but

1:33:40

they don't like that. You're

1:33:43

right. They don't

1:33:45

like that your peers with Kate Blanchett.

1:33:47

Right. They don't like that your

1:33:49

peers. It's usually in these circumstances, if

1:33:51

I may touch you, okay? I wish

1:33:54

you would. It's

1:33:56

people that knew you before maybe the

1:33:59

transit. Okay, the

1:34:01

transition into a different light. Before

1:34:03

I had pop surgery. Yeah,

1:34:05

yeah, yeah. So

1:34:08

for instance, like, you know, somebody

1:34:10

that, you know, you waited tables

1:34:12

with that you still talk to,

1:34:14

right? That saw you pre-catapillar, right?

1:34:17

Before the moth. Right?

1:34:20

And it's like, because moths hang out with other moths, let's

1:34:22

be honest. They don't hang out with catapillars. Yeah, I mean,

1:34:24

have you ever seen a caterpillar hang out with a

1:34:26

moth? Never. You've seen moths fly together though, right?

1:34:29

Science, babe. So one of my point is

1:34:31

that, you know, when I was

1:34:33

a caterpillar, I had a whole caterpillar life. We're

1:34:37

moths now, y'all. Yeah,

1:34:39

we're moths now. I have a really sad confession. Do

1:34:42

you know how I got his number? Oh

1:34:44

my God, you've been... Oh, what? We did all that because...

1:34:47

Again, this is, you just have to let them... Yeah.

1:34:51

Let me give you some mentorship. Treat women like

1:34:53

cats. Let them

1:34:55

come and go. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

1:34:58

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Just

1:35:01

let them do their thing

1:35:04

and they'll come and they'll finish the

1:35:07

story whenever they're on their time. I

1:35:09

would love to say he wanted to fuck me.

1:35:11

I would love to say we got it. We

1:35:13

exchanged numbers mutually. But

1:35:16

a friend of mine happened to find a

1:35:18

cell phone of the girl he was dating.

1:35:22

And he was like, while he was trying to figure out

1:35:24

the owner of the cell phone, he saw

1:35:26

pictures and then looked

1:35:29

for the phone number and he was like, oh my

1:35:31

God. And he was like, Kaleila, what

1:35:33

do I do with this? I was like, call her, give

1:35:35

her phone back. And he was like, but

1:35:37

do you want so-and-so's phone number? And

1:35:40

I was like, you know what just happened?

1:35:42

Just to save it

1:35:45

on my phone. We're not... It's illegal to

1:35:47

win. We have required it. Definitely not putting this

1:35:49

on air. It's illegal.

1:35:51

Can't you say hello to him? Kaleila, you're going to

1:35:53

jail. There

1:36:00

are you going to jail? Wow is that weird

1:36:02

to say that were Molson of know now

1:36:04

not have been in have learned would you

1:36:06

be com a more? That's what I'm that's

1:36:08

what I want to Somebody says meager hemorrhoid.

1:36:10

I fuckin' At my

1:36:13

one of the do you know I

1:36:15

wanted his be like I was who

1:36:17

were you talking to? What could I

1:36:19

have does that would qualify me to

1:36:21

say that I know somebody. Also

1:36:24

Filipinos never kill mass we think

1:36:26

of long. We don't need a real. On

1:36:29

to say we like modifiers. Loss. I

1:36:32

don't know what's going on a set of

1:36:34

America de Esa analogy than the on March

1:36:36

where you have found you. Are

1:36:41

lucky this year or. So

1:36:44

kneel on, check out a special and

1:36:46

that's less. You

1:36:48

know? I think you know every years to come back

1:36:50

on here. I would love to jail as long as

1:36:53

we do it and I'm. I. Just

1:36:55

think that I'm. And

1:36:57

says we're friends and I love you I love it had been

1:36:59

given around applause near the and.