0:12

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0:16

come on a. Guy.

0:20

To. Go.

0:27

It I guess

0:29

that's because the

0:32

pilot babies. Die

0:35

with Grandma. It. Mother.

0:38

Was dying to. Coolers

0:41

Gray and and and Pepsi.

0:44

The Pad C. O.

0:48

L O everybody I just woke up and

0:50

I'm are. Super. Groggy

0:52

and and. Why was

0:54

mg going to bed? Pretty.

0:57

Early, I'll be honest with you, Elected

1:00

dumbfound his birthday party last night

1:02

who was there? Just

1:05

me and Gene. An.

1:07

Uncle Fiona an address

1:09

and park. Blue Many

1:12

Asians A fan. Asians. The

1:14

makes and fancy and then

1:16

it took four hours because

1:18

you're not. Food comes out

1:20

slowly. And. Then I

1:22

came home. I was actually a

1:24

pizza but too greasy. and then.

1:28

I started watching movies old movies again to

1:30

get we get my spirits hi. Which.

1:33

Ones. Are so

1:35

sexy beast again. Is that when

1:37

we're done? Sir

1:40

Ben Kingsley. That's right, pal.

1:43

And he's so good! And as what

1:46

a great movie I think what happened

1:48

was they showed me on my depression

1:50

story when they sent me a screenshot.

1:53

Of the opening video screen testing for

1:55

a drugstore, June said the man Chinese

1:58

Theater more know. It's right, I'll be. There

2:00

and they might have is so big.

2:04

Bigger than mine. Oh man. How

2:07

it was society this of jet

2:09

mantra is a big screen but

2:11

on said Sega Mongoloid. Jag

2:13

get the guts of the opening shot. Yeah

2:16

my downs, you Mongoloid. How's your the opening?

2:18

Saw the film. yeah. I just want to

2:20

say I really feel as though you're big head

2:22

has served you in this industry more than you

2:24

think it has. Come. For

2:26

headbutting executives. And

2:29

but yeah, I. Can.

2:32

Imagine if he had a little pin head. I don't think

2:34

that that would be the look for you. Do it. Would

2:39

you look about. What

2:42

else? What's going on with your heart on the inside?

2:44

Oh so does. So. The big

2:46

had caused the depression. What else? The. Hearts

2:48

dead. Gray. And

2:51

dark from. Home

2:53

in assists years of just. Uses.

2:57

His existing their new to die

2:59

hard dies. Love.

3:01

Lost. An arm. Would

3:04

you choose? You. Messed

3:11

up. What be the hardware? The where I.

3:15

Anyway, ah at a

3:17

way will you look

3:20

at at math. Major

3:23

negative To say that you're really

3:25

vog composure is is a like.

3:28

He's wearing a pink paisley tie.

3:30

Here with me as get a new i

3:32

am kids he's a bedroom for the Wii

3:34

with you. You invited to dinner last night?

3:36

yeah but I had a take the soup.

3:38

To. My wife with us it's a seem

3:41

to me because the psyche she did she

3:43

does her fingers. it's called try to keep

3:45

my heart alive that also on the matter

3:47

of a she does our fingers you can

3:50

go to post mates and get a sufi

3:52

can't let me say something my friend who

3:54

would rather how and the industry when the

3:56

Asian industry invited to dinner again you have

3:59

to go. You buy me juri

4:01

gov clouded by to dinner algo. And.

4:03

Then Gilbert on this. I think his life's

4:05

is number one always. and. Where he already

4:07

knows I like or man a matter of forces.

4:09

Cool man. Sick. Or this

4:11

is on. It was mostly just the

4:14

not Thomas had press said her dog

4:16

it so guys no loss of she

4:18

had to take it eyeball out and.

4:20

Nucleation. So the ball, the ball and

4:23

the dog ran into a foreigner like

4:25

a corner. and it's a senior. Lowry.

4:28

And so they had to a new create the. In the

4:30

evenings. Liquid. Guess they're so happens, Dogs Healy.

4:32

For two weeks his dog can't seize with

4:34

flings. it falls off the stairs. But.

4:37

Just randomly, I don't know where. The

4:40

other I think it's hit and know say

4:42

that puts his way. It's funny but it's

4:44

sad. It's like. No. Other I may have

4:46

to go well in the span of a weeks. Is.

4:48

It and swollen and read like the other.

4:50

Ah. Yes and these other vets were pissed

4:52

at the I special as a different place or

4:54

my like they didn't take care of the other

4:57

I can susceptible to else. Getting pierce to the

4:59

head was none the best condition. all my goal

5:01

of a full. Of can immediately take out

5:03

the other I because it's like if he

5:05

can save the other I and they're still

5:08

vision their. A dog with no eyes

5:10

is. No, it. there are quite

5:12

a few. or and you know what, They're

5:14

very Instagram famous. Was their support. My family

5:16

was gone to the always had a Boston

5:18

terrier. And there was one

5:20

thing called Sprite. Or thing got run

5:23

over by so many. So. Many

5:25

trucks had dogs like it was like had

5:27

no eyes. for like the last ten years

5:29

of Allies as life. you'd still throw a

5:31

rock and go run and pick up grandma

5:33

Rock out the woods and yet the happiest

5:35

dog. That's what I'm saying I love them

5:37

said you look kind of has litters. I

5:40

don't see you. It also can I love

5:42

and overseas? Let me say so The record

5:44

man I love the segment called boring Stories

5:46

by George How we should We should have

5:48

fry a cigarette right? right? I

5:50

didn't find that boring. George Adding an. Ozone. Alert

5:53

a lie about every story is boring

5:55

with you because I have to like

5:57

condense it so much. Answer as all

5:59

my pillow. I know I have a window, you have

6:01

a window, it's called meat

6:03

and potatoes, get to it. How long is a gorgeous

6:05

window? You feel like, two, three seconds. Jesus. That's what

6:07

he's talking about. You gotta get to the fucking end.

6:10

That is really like a true anxiety, having to

6:12

live with Bobby, and if you cannot get your

6:14

point out in 12 seconds, you'll

6:18

lose him. Oh, I get more nervous if I

6:20

have a story ready. Here,

6:22

trying to figure out how to condense it enough that

6:24

Bobby pays attention to me. Duh. Five.

6:28

We've been at our live shows with a lot of

6:31

children, dying like dyers.

6:34

Now listen, numbers one, I'm so

6:36

sorry about, your wife's dog.

6:38

Numbers one. Numbers one, numbers two.

6:42

I have a suggestion. Yeah. Get sunglasses,

6:44

a piano, and we can put it on the road. Okay.

6:47

Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. Yeah,

6:49

yeah. Put that

6:51

dog on the road. Now listen. Yeah.

6:54

I apologize for that, and that's a... That's

6:57

a lot. That's a lot. Especially

6:59

because this is a dog who's been with her from the

7:01

very beginning. And it's her parents' dog too.

7:03

I think there is that Asian guilt where

7:05

her parents left the dog with us, and

7:07

now the dog can potentially come back to

7:09

their parents with zero eyes. So

7:12

there's a little bit of that Asian like... Yeah,

7:14

I don't think that's that Asian guilt. I think

7:16

it's just human guilt that you're returning a dog

7:18

with no eyes. Was that Sickler? No,

7:21

we'll say Protex, but... Right, Sickler. How'd

7:24

he do? You know what,

7:26

really? We could give him shit, because remember he's

7:28

the one that broke the story. The

7:30

story between you and I. How about why? He

7:32

got basically like a ton of views of the breakup story. The

7:34

breakup story, remember he was the first guy that... Yeah, because you

7:37

went on his show. How was it his fault? Nobody... He

7:41

could have asked me. I know, but that's

7:43

your fault. He can't even say no. This is a... What?

7:46

You gave him the exclusives. No,

7:49

you got mad. George is pretty upset. I've got

7:51

a one-sided vendetta against him. Oh, I love Ryan

7:53

Sickler. Also, he's been there a lot like

7:55

the last couple months. Whatever, whatever, whatever. He

7:57

got really sick. Is this the same

7:59

thing where he almost... I'd. Play. It is

8:01

that the only way or another was like a couple of

8:03

life is like a month ago I was that he was

8:05

done. This

8:08

is a didn't didn't go sit around. With our use

8:10

I got is Yoko you should ask the he

8:12

asked by the store at he was at the

8:14

in preference for a what is improper he basically

8:16

passed out and enter into the Hof onscreen. I

8:18

mean not screw on your back onstage never. That

8:21

the feeling that of Orlando was a we

8:23

heard about don't give a shit about you

8:25

giving him the exclusive. Oh

8:28

no. Oh neat. A recent gone to

8:30

People Magazine stealing the would. Have cared

8:32

about our break come out of

8:34

the Soviet, the thirty of the

8:36

baby. Nobody gives a shit about

8:38

me. Nobody gives about me. Nobody

8:41

gives a shit about me. But

8:43

you aren't really. Notice.

8:46

And arms. Of. Sorry I

8:48

just am now Slowly waking up

8:50

and I realized vile hard job

8:53

was loses and marked. I saw

8:55

no or. Early though.

8:58

This. Is what happens when he gets too much

9:00

sleep on the same as when he doesn't get.

9:03

Into your. Thoughts

9:05

on from with over. What

9:08

to take? that? Was.

9:10

A drug or own space. Or

9:12

them back know the one that liked i'm

9:15

be Fierce your dad again. See.

9:17

Your data? Yeah. heroin. Nicola

9:20

know Koch said no. The one that

9:22

eat the psychedelic that some. Of.

9:24

My share of I Owe Us Guy. A was Iraq and

9:26

was going to get me to do it. I.

9:29

Would be really careful because eyes.

9:32

It's. Through somebody who does a lot a

9:34

oh I know sullied as a walk

9:36

a lot and it seems as though

9:38

on this person is is almost chasing

9:40

just another an outer. Like drug

9:42

experience. Ah, you're

9:45

alive! Our. Took. A

9:47

while to get high. Rise

9:49

Six you get. It will take a while if we to get

9:51

your. Own.

9:54

Now this of the going on. Are you high right

9:56

now? Yay!

10:00

Too long! Listen to me.

10:04

I want you guys to say hi a little bit. We

10:06

love you guys. Alright.

10:10

And I guess... Why they call... I

10:14

guess you knew what the song was. That's not

10:16

it. Oh

10:18

yeah, yeah. I'll get that

10:21

part. What a

10:23

great song. Oh wait, I don't want

10:25

to hear myself play. There's another song that I was

10:27

listening to. This one. Blue

10:30

Eyes. Baby's

10:33

got blue eyes. I don't

10:35

know that one. Oh it's so good.

10:38

I don't know that one either. Yes you

10:40

do. I don't think so. Can you

10:42

sing it some more? I'll try to make up the

10:44

lyrics then. It starts with...

10:48

Blue eyes. Baby's

10:50

got blue eyes. Na na

10:52

na. Na na

10:54

na. When she's

10:57

riding high. And

11:00

I'm on my own. Something

11:02

like that. It sounds nice.

11:06

Blue eyes.

11:08

Blue eyes. Like

11:10

a deep blue sea. Oh

11:12

a blue blue day. Okay

11:16

good. Anyway. We

11:18

have Ryan Siggler for the Honeydew Positcast. Give

11:20

him a round of applause. So

11:22

funny about that. There's

11:25

a lot of deceivers and liars in this room because

11:27

I'll tell you this. Before you got here they're like

11:29

he almost died. I did though. Not

11:32

recently. You said

11:34

this month. No I said it within

11:36

the last couple months. No that was how

11:38

long was it? It was literally a

11:40

year ago. You want to talk about

11:42

it? It was a year ago? You

11:46

want to talk about the civil war and Vietnam then too?

11:48

I'm not going to blame your defense. My lungs

11:50

and like officially were clear just

11:52

a few months ago. Just a few months

11:54

ago from the Clots. My back is fucking

11:56

oh sorry finally better now. When

11:59

you say Clots... Yeah. It

12:01

seems very dangerous, but we all have clots. Haha.

12:04

That's the oddest. No, we

12:06

don't have blood clots. Hahahaha.

12:10

You don't want clots.

12:12

I got the blood clots. Okay,

12:14

so let me ask you a question. Science question. When a

12:16

clot dislodges, let's say you have a clot in your cap.

12:18

Oh, it's Marty Pants USA. Here we go. And it dislodges,

12:20

and then the clot makes its way to your

12:22

brain. What's that called? A

12:24

stroke. Okay, now when the clot makes its

12:27

way to your heart, what's it called? Heart attack. When

12:29

it makes its way to your lungs? Lung

12:32

attack. Let me see if I...

12:36

I got it. It's a hard one. No, I got it. Let me

12:38

know what that is. No, I got it. It's AIDS.

12:41

Hahahaha. Is that what it started?

12:44

I have AIDS. Yeah, you have AIDS in your lungs. I'm over it. Pulmonary

12:47

embolism. Yeah, that's a deep cut. That's a hard

12:49

one. And that's... It's actually

12:51

kind of common. It's

12:53

wild. Like, again, all of it...

12:56

Because I don't want to sit and talk about all this crap.

12:58

But all of it was preventable. It

13:01

was the taking and keeping care of

13:03

me at the hospital that was the

13:05

issue. Not the surgery. It

13:08

was the way they did nothing for me to

13:10

move me. And when I was telling them, hey,

13:12

I have a disease where I'll clot, don't let me

13:14

lay here. I'm going to take in time, bah. Eight

13:17

days. I was just laying there. And I literally

13:19

sit up, and the lady says, Mr. Sickler, you

13:21

passed your test. You can go home. And I

13:23

went, boom, on the bed. Oh, my God. I'm

13:26

clotting. She's like, what? They all run

13:28

in. They say you could have a heart attack

13:30

and clotting. And then I go black.

13:33

And when I wake up... But why did you turn

13:35

African-American there? Right? I started hitting them

13:37

with the... I started banging the mic on my leg when I was standing

13:39

up. Getting up out of

13:41

my bed and clapping and laughing and stomping.

13:43

You're a chappelle. And I wake up, and

13:45

this is what I was telling you out

13:47

there. They're like, you're lucky to be alive.

13:50

And the next 48 hours for you

13:52

are touch and go, and you should make some calls.

13:55

So that's when I had to call my daughter's mother and

13:57

be like, hey. Who else did you call on if you

13:59

told me? called Segura Tommy

14:01

Segura he called I never got

14:03

oh you texted me oh that's

14:05

right what I say I don't

14:08

remember I'm funny think you texted

14:10

me I just tell yeah I

14:13

literally just thought about a now Joe koi

14:15

Joe koi I want to give Joe koi

14:17

props Joe koi offered to pay for all

14:19

my medical bills oh no he said I

14:21

got the money I was like yeah I

14:23

know yeah he's got lots of money we

14:25

know he's got lots of money

14:27

shows me but I didn't I appreciate the love

14:29

he has a merch money in a fucking basket

14:31

but I will say this if you want to

14:34

help me out this is how you can help

14:36

me oh my god here go watch my game

14:38

out front yep my special it's called lefty son

14:40

it's my dad who gave me this blood disease

14:43

and my goal was

14:45

a million views two weeks in

14:47

I'm at 550,000 tube coming back and says never mind

14:52

and they demonetize it why of

14:54

course they didn't say it's the same thing we

14:56

all go through I appeal it they say we've

14:58

we've looked at it and it's

15:00

so now you have to go find it but since

15:03

the two weeks at 550 what am I at now

15:05

almost 850 yeah let's get it

15:08

over the line guy goal was a million

15:10

and I don't want your money I don't

15:12

want look I self-produced it I directed it

15:14

my friend Sam Vaughn edit it I was

15:16

on my back in the hospital dying making

15:18

notes on this dumb thing here and then

15:20

YouTube demonetize I'm like what do you got

15:22

to do die so I want

15:25

to get a million views and not

15:27

for much I don't get paid off of it

15:29

anymore so if I get

15:32

a million views which I was on my way

15:34

to getting it would just tell me that people

15:36

like what I'm doing and I should do more

15:38

of it that's it also 800,000 should also give

15:40

you that I mean that million like what you're doing

15:43

that's it's that's a good number especially

15:45

after being pulled out of their algorithms and blah

15:47

blah blah and my new podcast the way back

15:49

where we sit on an old-school station wagon seat

15:51

we look back are you old enough any of

15:53

you just sitting because I know Bobby is we're

15:55

about the same age hello 50 52

15:57

yeah we're gonna be one You

16:00

guys look amazing. Yeah, you're not a 50. Me?

16:03

No. It looks more 50. I

16:06

would say it was the white guy over the age.

16:08

Yeah, yeah, yeah. For a white guy? Yes.

16:11

Really, really good. For a white guy,

16:13

dude? You're killing it. I got to

16:15

say this. I'm an Italian-American. The

16:17

only person in my whole family that wasn't

16:19

Italian was my dad's dad, which is where

16:21

sickler comes from. My mom's full blood on

16:23

both sides. My dad's mom is full blood.

16:26

You have the Italian part that you have?

16:28

But my mom's skin. Yeah. She looks good.

16:30

It is good. Yeah. And I'm like, I

16:32

hope I got that. Other 50-year-old actors, you

16:34

guys kind of sit there? No, this is

16:36

what we want. Andrew Lincoln looks great. OK,

16:38

thank you for showing everyone that's doing better

16:41

than me. I got thieving.

16:43

I think I'm better. I'm no

16:45

offense, thieve. But I think I got thieving. Steven

16:47

Ong. That's green 50, wow. How

16:49

about see if I'm 52 and if I come up? Because

16:52

if it doesn't come up, it's a thieve. 52-year-old

16:56

actors. Do it. Mark Wahlberg. Here we

16:58

go. Kind of the same? Same. All

17:00

right, go down. These are all bigger.

17:02

Hey, Martin Freeman. There I

17:04

am! Yeah, Bobby! Look

17:07

how bunchy looking 52. You

17:10

look like you're 22. I

17:13

could tell what I was going to do. There's

17:15

something about 52-year-olds that,

17:18

honestly, looks how great everyone looks

17:20

on the 52-year-old. I am.

17:22

Sasha and I are the same age.

17:24

That's crazy. That's insane. It's Stone Street.

17:27

Congratulations, Stone Street on the chief's winning.

17:29

The Corey Feldman. He went Kwang. Yeah,

17:32

yeah. Corey's 52. Oh

17:34

my god. Tom, there's my boy. Craig,

17:37

we're all the same age. Benedict Wong. Benedict

17:40

Wong, my boy. So

17:42

far, that's good. I got Henry Thomas,

17:44

though. What a great guy. My friend Carlotta,

17:46

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17:48

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20:06

About that Sam. What are you trying to say?

20:08

Um, I'm glad I don't look no wait. How's

20:11

it going? You get this, right? I'm

20:13

glad I don't look like what I've been through That's

20:16

the quote. Well Clint Eastwood. Look how good you

20:18

look. Is that what he did? He's been through

20:20

I'm not sure who made that Great.

20:23

Well Clint Eastwood looks like he's been

20:26

yeah, he looks like what he's been through.

20:28

Oh, yeah, that's true Can't

20:30

be clean. You look like 52. Also 52

20:34

and comedy is like 106 and regular

20:37

life. Why is explain please

20:39

just a living hard eating Garbage

20:42

being on the road. You're around Even

20:45

if you are clean and sober you're

20:47

around alcohol non-stop. You're around temptation non-stop

20:49

every time you're out You're

20:52

not living easy. You're not sleeping great. You're just

20:54

sitting on planes. You're just getting into ubers You

20:56

know, it's hard to maintain exercise have a real

20:58

rhythm all that stuff So I feel like I

21:00

feel like it's dog years, you know what? I

21:02

mean? Yeah a little more on us Can't

21:05

believe we're still alive. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, you

21:08

know God bless God and you know God bless

21:10

God Did you

21:12

do the quote music again and drop that one

21:14

of the God

21:17

let's go. Yeah. Well, we'll

21:19

put that in that Who

21:27

created God man Whoa,

21:31

it's a cyclical. Yeah.

21:33

Yeah, we all create each other, huh? I

21:35

think man Oh, you see you don't think

21:37

God's real. No, I don't think the

21:39

God I learned about is real I grew up Catholic,

21:41

but what God do you believe in same here? I

21:44

mean my God is love I

21:46

certainly do not believe we're the only thing

21:48

vibrating on this little rock and outer space

21:50

I believe there's definitely something more

21:53

powerful and bigger than us But

21:55

I don't think it's a nameless

21:57

faceless entity that understands every language

21:59

and every feeling that every single

22:01

tiny cell is having and somehow can

22:03

manipulate it and create it. I don't

22:06

believe that. But I believe

22:08

even without organized religion I still

22:10

believe the overall of mankind would

22:13

be good people. There'd be

22:15

a little more disruption but I don't

22:17

think it would be like chaos. Wow.

22:20

Wow. You know what I believe about you and I? So

22:24

that's not I was watching some movies because I

22:26

was depressed. You never told us which one.

22:28

Oh sexy beast. So sexy beast but I

22:30

also watch a documentary. I

22:33

watch things over and over again. It soothes me.

22:36

It soothes me. What do you think that

22:39

is? He'll watch all seasons of the

22:41

West Wing 30 times. Really?

22:43

Not in a row but like once a year

22:45

or something. Really? Yeah I watched it. I did

22:47

Sopranos again but I haven't done it since it

22:49

ended. Everyone is back on a Soprano tip. So

22:51

am I. My sister's everyone I know. I just

22:54

did Breaking Bad again. I'm

22:56

starting Six Feet Under again.

22:59

Love that show. So good. But I

23:01

don't do it to that point where like

23:03

I've done The Wire three times. You know

23:05

what I mean? I mean when

23:08

I say 30 I think it's about three or four. Ooh

23:11

I've lived with you a long time and it's way

23:13

more than five. Okay can I finish

23:16

one please? Yeah go ahead. I

23:21

was watching the Manhunt. It's the documentary.

23:23

Your eyeballs are vibrating dude. I know I'm

23:25

so I don't know what's wrong with him

23:27

today. But um what's

23:30

it going? Oh yeah.

23:32

So man it's HBO.

23:34

It's a documentary about

23:37

the CIA and the

23:39

group of people that Osama bin

23:42

Laden. For 20 years. Yeah.

23:44

CIA operatives, the intel, the

23:46

people, the you know the people

23:48

that are out in the fields. You know what I mean? And you

23:50

know what about you and I? If

23:52

you and I the people in the

23:55

CIA was like you and I did back then. Osama

23:58

bin Laden would be on a beach right now just relaxing. We

24:02

would never caught him. He would just be at Maui. You

24:04

know what I mean? You wouldn't have been for it. I

24:08

just don't even know. Do you know how to do any

24:10

of that? I don't know. That's what I really think about

24:12

it. I don't know. If everyone in

24:14

the room is able to see I don't know. He's

24:16

out. Yeah, I think the opposite.

24:18

I think if either of you were to have

24:20

gone through training and the physical... Bobby,

24:26

you're a lot more agile than you think. No, it's

24:29

not. Maybe your clotting stuff might be a little bit

24:31

of a... It might be an issue. Yeah, he can run.

24:33

I can't sit real long. Every hour and a half I gotta

24:35

get up. But there's two types of people that are out in

24:37

the field. And then

24:39

there's the people at the CIA

24:41

gathering information. They're mostly women, right?

24:44

And they track. And you know the board

24:46

they put up? Because they're detailer. Yeah, they're

24:48

detailer in it. Also, they have patience, right?

24:51

And so I can think that it's Ryan and I...

24:53

The origins. And they're

24:55

thinkers. They're thinkers too. They're reactionary. They're not reactionary.

24:57

They're great strategizers. So if him and I, you

25:00

know what I mean? Was that

25:02

the CIA being the thinkers,

25:04

right? Him and I would have killed each other.

25:06

You're a sub of Bin Laden. No, you're a sub of Bin Laden. I mean,

25:08

we would like... No,

25:10

I'm not saying you guys would be a thinker. I think

25:13

you'd be the bodies on the field. I think you

25:15

would be out there. Field operator. Back in

25:17

my day, I would have definitely been out

25:19

in that field. I was good. I was

25:21

athletic. Instead of athleticism, do you speak

25:23

Arab? No. But now we're going to

25:25

learn that. I don't need to. We have to learn

25:27

that. I don't work with water

25:29

that well. Would

25:31

you be out of swim? No, no, no. Waterboarding. I'm not

25:34

the bucket. You know what I mean? The fucking towel. I

25:36

don't know how to do it. Do you know how to

25:38

waterboard? I can figure it out. Yeah, I don't

25:40

think it's that hard to learn a lot more. Let me

25:42

tell you something about waterboarding though. You know what it is,

25:44

right? Yeah. But they put a towel

25:46

on their face. Yeah. Right?

25:49

Their mouth. And their mouth. It's just a

25:51

drone. No. They can't see their

25:53

own thing. No, they can't see. But they put the towel on

25:55

the face. Not the mouth, just the mouth. Okay? When

25:57

you say stuff like that, you sound ridiculous. Okay,

26:00

let me look at my picture. Look

26:02

at the waterboarding picture and then tell me if it's

26:04

just mouth, okay? No, the mouth is the most important.

26:07

That's how you feel like you're drowning. And the nose.

26:09

Well, you didn't see the nose before.

26:11

Okay. And eyeballs too. Let's

26:13

see the photo, man. Okay, I'll find it. Because sometimes

26:15

you say stuff, man. It sounds just like not good.

26:18

A wikiHow how to waterboard. I'll do waterboard.

26:21

A wikiHow it, you know what I mean? But I've

26:24

never been waterboarded, but I'm curious

26:26

to see if you do feel like you're drowning. Yeah.

26:28

So, this is from the CIA's website. Notice that his

26:30

eyes are on the air. That's from their website? Oh,

26:33

so you can see. It

26:35

goes either way. It's optional. Okay. Well,

26:38

that's like a COVID mask. And

26:41

95. And he's tied down. What a terrible

26:43

idea. Yeah. What a

26:45

terrible thing. That's what it is right here. Yeah, for someone who's constantly

26:47

in the water. And also you're a little inverted.

26:49

Yes. What do you mean?

26:51

See how the head and nose... So you're tilted

26:54

a little bit so that it simulates full drowning

26:56

when you're down there. Can I say something, too?

26:59

Go back to the photo. That's

27:02

wrong. Can I

27:04

tell you why? Why? What's the mistake in

27:06

that photo? The thing that comes

27:09

to your mind. Well, I'm trying to... I

27:11

don't know where you're going. Because that right there is probably

27:13

like, you know, Al-Qaeda guy, right? Okay. He's wearing a

27:15

baseball tee. He's baseball teed. He's probably... He's wearing

27:17

a 1980s baseball tee. Well,

27:21

could I flip that? That

27:23

could be... That could be an

27:26

American being waterboarded. And if you look at

27:28

the casual shoes, the desert loafers, that's right.

27:30

I know. Go back to the photo. I

27:33

know. Can I just say something? That

27:36

is a Chuck Taylor desert high top right

27:38

there. But they still sell those in the

27:40

Middle East. Look at the bucket.

27:43

Have you ever seen a bucket like that in America? Yeah, a

27:45

metal one. Yeah. Yeah, you've never seen that structure of a bucket.

27:48

They only make those in the Middle East. Okay. Right?

27:51

So that's... They bought that at a local Home

27:53

Depot, you know what I mean? Dubai or something.

27:56

Right? And so that's why I think... And also the

27:58

jeans. Look at the jeans, man. That's wrong. That's

28:02

Rod Denham. That looks like he's

28:04

getting an erection a little bit. That's too wide.

28:06

Why is he hard? You

28:09

mean, so there's a lot of things

28:11

wrong. I even put a line there

28:13

all over that drawing. Oh, so they

28:15

should just get another illustrator. Maybe

28:18

a guy that's from the region. I

28:20

love how they had to label water as if...

28:23

You see it right there? Oh, yeah. Zoom

28:25

in, zoom in. Zoom

28:28

in to that photo. I don't know what that's going to be. I

28:30

think it maxed out. What's going on? There we

28:32

go. Go further. It

28:34

does say water. It's water. Yeah, yeah. And

28:36

there's a little arrow that points to the

28:38

water. And you know what? I'm so glad

28:40

they made the water blue in that photo. Because I would have

28:42

not known what that was. Does

28:45

the bucket have a tongue? I

28:47

would have thought. Let's move on. Can I

28:49

just ask, why is this on the website for the CIA?

28:52

Why are they showing anyone how to properly do this? I don't

28:54

know. There's also a bunch of Google images. People just, I think,

28:57

are just putting sites. Oh, okay. I

28:59

was going to say, because you would think that if the

29:01

CIA says, this is how you do this, this should be

29:03

legal. We should be able to do

29:05

this water board piece. Yeah, yeah,

29:07

yeah, yeah. That should

29:09

be totally legal. The CIA, where did

29:11

you learn how to do this? cia.com,

29:13

right? All

29:18

that stuff. I made a guillotine from the CIA. Anyway,

29:22

what about this thing that they do when they capture...

29:24

Because I've seen Ghost of Abograve. Is

29:27

that what it's called? Oh, God, that's

29:29

a terrible, terrible, terrible documentary. But

29:33

a lot of times they do when they have like, they

29:35

play loud music. Yeah. So they

29:37

can't sleep. That's how, what's his name

29:39

was driven out of, was it Padma? Koresh. Oh,

29:42

I don't know about that. I knew David Koresh,

29:44

Waco. They did like one of the

29:46

factory boys and shit like that. They were blaring out. Yeah.

29:51

Who's the other big drug kingpin? Not

29:53

Pablo Escobar, but the one in like

29:55

Central America. I think he was driven

29:57

out similarly too. And they were playing

29:59

like... born in the USA. Oh really?

30:02

The ballroom. I mean

30:04

if I was a prisoner and they

30:06

played the song I wanted that'd be

30:09

great. Ride the lightning. I disagree because

30:11

there are some pixie

30:13

songs that I feel like you've really listened to

30:15

way too many times. If I listen to it

30:18

one more time. Have you ever done this?

30:20

When you listen to a song so

30:22

many times eventually that song becomes nauseous

30:24

to you. Can I

30:26

tell you a funny story about that? Please,

30:28

please. I love stories. So a friend of

30:30

mine, this is years ago, he's from Petaluma,

30:32

Northern California where up there is very country

30:35

and everything. He's got the two lane road

30:37

with the double yellow line and no shoulders,

30:39

just grass and everything on the side.

30:41

And a buddy of his is meeting

30:44

friends after work for

30:46

happy hour and we're all drinking and having

30:48

a good time and he

30:51

decides... What time is that? Five, six years? About six

30:53

o'clock. I need to... I know time. I like time.

30:56

That's at LA happy hour by the way. East

30:58

coast is later. They let you have time to

31:00

get off of work and shit. Six, seven o'clock.

31:02

So... Let's just go from five to seven then.

31:05

This guy gets way too lit at the company

31:08

happy hour and gets in

31:10

his work van and decides he's going to

31:12

drive home. At this point it's midnight one

31:14

o'clock. He's wasted. It's raining hard

31:16

like it is now. And

31:19

he's driving on a country road

31:21

and this is back in the

31:23

80s and he's got an old

31:25

school metal radio and he's got

31:27

a kasingle. Remember kasingles? What's a kasingle?

31:29

A kasingle was a cassette but it just

31:31

had one or two songs on it. One

31:34

on each side. You had to pop it out

31:36

and put it in. He's got Madonna Like a

31:38

Virgin on kasingle and then whatever

31:40

was on the other side... Like a prayer. Let just

31:42

say that. Great. And he's got

31:44

auto reverse on the cassette and he's

31:47

driving wasted and he slides off the

31:49

road and he hits a telephone pole

31:51

and he flips and the van rolls

31:54

and now he's laying on the roof.

31:56

It's on its roof and he's

31:58

upside down. and he's laying there

32:01

and it's so dark up there he slid

32:03

so far off the road he's behind the

32:05

stick of the trees and nobody knows that

32:07

he's back there. Oh my God. And

32:09

the water's pouring in and the power

32:12

line has broken across his

32:15

car and it's live laying across the

32:17

car. So electricity. Full on

32:20

electricity. He's laying upside down

32:22

in water and he's got one of

32:24

the old school metal radios and Madonna

32:26

like a virgin. It's a plane. It's

32:28

a plane. And then he's

32:30

laying there. Does it repeat or probably not?

32:32

It flips over automatically. It's on actually it

32:35

was on the same side again and

32:37

he's listened to this for like

32:39

eight fucking hours straight because he's

32:41

scared to touch the metal

32:43

radio. I'd risk it.

32:46

And try to eject it so he

32:48

can shut up. And it's all

32:50

and they don't find him until the next morning and

32:52

to this day to this day he

32:54

can't he can't he can't even

32:56

fucking hear a note of it. Yeah.

32:59

That makes sense. That makes sense. That makes

33:01

sense. That's what I was saying. No but

33:03

it I mean this is a perfect sense. It's

33:05

the most extreme and an example of it. Is

33:08

this similar to what's a Depeche mode

33:10

song? Oh dude

33:12

dude. Yes. Okay so.

33:14

Him and I can't listen. And it's one of

33:16

my songs. And

33:20

it got destroyed. Everything counts.

33:22

Yes everything counts. Listen

33:25

I'm on the way home now.

33:27

Yeah. We. Okay. It's

33:30

one of it used to be my favorite song. What. Same

33:32

as well. Love the Peche Mode. So we were

33:34

having the best night. We had just landed in

33:36

the Philippines. We were so excited. We were just

33:38

two lovers in the hotel room. We had

33:41

a great day. Great day. We

33:43

were in the bathtub together and then Bobby got

33:45

out of the tub and he was dancing to

33:47

Depeche mode. I recorded him in the dark. It

33:49

was just like a really sweet night. And

33:53

then we go to bed and in the

33:55

middle of the night I

33:57

just couldn't breathe. And I ended up in. I

34:00

see you I was having arrhythmias like

34:02

non-stop arrhythmias in the Philippines And

34:04

it was this whole thing that ended up with me

34:07

having to get like part of my

34:09

heart like burned off They what like

34:11

abnormal tissue burns off but

34:14

it turned into such a perfect a

34:16

perfect night turned into such a fucking

34:18

scary thing because he was like Trying

34:21

to get an ambulance and it's in the Philippines

34:23

and he didn't know we were in a I

34:25

couldn't breathe We were on a different island. We do

34:27

an island. Oh, we're in Cebu. Okay. Yeah

34:30

I tell the story like we're on a different island But

34:36

it was a big it's a big city we have

34:38

like great medical facilities there But he just I

34:41

couldn't tell him what I needed I just told

34:43

him I couldn't breathe and I

34:45

was getting paler and nightmare nightmare And we were in

34:47

this old ambulance and like he didn't know if

34:49

I was gonna make it I don't know if I

34:51

was anyways the pesh mode

34:53

everything counts is like for me when

34:55

I listen to the song It doesn't make that can

34:58

count god damn exactly So

35:01

you end up you end up finding out

35:03

that you have some Regular tissue in your

35:05

heart and they have to burn it off.

35:07

Yeah, I look at means while you're on

35:09

vacation Well, they said well, let's do the operation here

35:11

and I was like, no, I'm gonna fly back So

35:14

the flight back to the US is even

35:16

worse. I was like wheels fly with that. No,

35:19

we have to lie I went to get a

35:21

nurse. Yeah, no, we had to we had

35:23

to buy with a doctor's clearance But

35:25

that I basically had to pretend that I

35:27

was like a okay, but feeling like absolute

35:30

dogshit But,

35:35

you know, Bobby was really sweet to get me

35:37

like the life-lapse feet and

35:39

I slept through most of it way

35:41

to spring by Yeah,

35:49

anyway, I would have got it for myself mentally you can take

35:51

it and use it when you need You

35:55

should sit upright too sometime. Yeah The

35:58

song doesn't make me feel nauseous What's

36:00

the dude the song I think it's bad

36:02

luck Yes, I am

36:04

interesting. Yeah, so it make you think of a

36:06

bad time. You think it's bad. How can we

36:08

reclaim it though? I want to reclaim that song

36:10

how? We got to go back

36:14

The same spot. Yes, same hotel.

36:16

Okay. Okay, right same room same

36:18

room Play that song.

36:21

I'll be dancing naked. Okay, right and we'll

36:23

just see what happens. Okay, we have to

36:25

reclaim it because I want

36:28

that song back me too. I do Do

36:30

want that song back, you know and you know your your friend

36:33

Should flip a car go in

36:36

the water and just reclaim that I don't know if anybody

36:38

needs like a virgin back You know what?

36:40

I mean? It's a pretty yeah, you know what? border

36:42

what's that border line order lines of What

36:46

a bang or not one that is like

36:48

a prayer border line. Yeah, you

36:50

don't need like a you don't leave like a Let

36:53

me ask you this what song or is

36:55

there one that you hear today that

36:57

will no matter what it'll still get you

36:59

Super emotional even break bring you to tears.

37:02

Oh, there's so many. Yeah for

37:04

me. It's Beatles in my life.

37:06

Yeah, they play that. It's a little hacky though

37:09

Well, they're like they play a funeral. The reason yeah, that's what I'm

37:11

saying That's the reason why it gets me every

37:14

time is because it's such a common funeral song

37:16

that no matter where I am I think about

37:18

life passing on Yeah,

37:21

I know this guy I guess isn't it cuz I

37:23

love him but I'm old and older man, right and

37:26

and He had sons that were

37:28

in the early 20s. He dies. I went to the

37:30

funeral and They

37:33

sang that song the sons acapella.

37:35

Oh, no. Yeah, and it was

37:37

not good Right. So

37:39

I just kind of I remember rolling my ice at

37:42

the funeral all right, I Can

37:47

play the song Wait,

37:49

what's that song for you? I'm

37:52

like Bobby. I'm not even gonna lie. I'm emotional

37:54

so I'll get there'll be a buck. There'll be

37:56

times I'm in the grocery store. Just opening up

37:58

the freezer to grab a frozen piece and I'll

38:00

hear something come on

38:02

I'll be like oh really yeah

38:05

like I think another good one for me

38:07

is Roy Orbison's Blue

38:09

Bayou that's a good one yeah that's

38:11

a great song why there is something

38:13

about him longing to

38:15

return to a place that

38:18

makes me really emotional or that I can relate to

38:20

and maybe he

38:22

never gets to it but he

38:24

just belonging in the song whoa

38:26

I have one that I'll turn off I

38:30

have one too and you guys did three already I

38:33

guess I could I just point that out today because

38:36

it's like you guys go back and forth and I'm

38:38

trying to get mine in He hasn't had one yet.

38:40

I just said in general. Well. No you have to

38:42

eat the thing. Oh, yeah, you didn't tell yours go

38:44

ahead Yeah, so Garth Brooks

38:46

the dance is a hundred percent

38:48

of funeral death song. It's all it is It's

38:51

not one never heard like a daughter dances with

38:53

her dad at the wedding. It's a death. Say

38:55

me a little bit of a song um

38:59

Hold on The dance

39:02

That's exactly it Losing

39:04

someone you love and it was still worth

39:07

the dance and it's just brutal But

39:09

it's one of his most famous songs it

39:11

is a funeral song and

39:13

when we were younger my friends little sister was

39:15

like a little sister All of us was killed

39:17

in the car accident her mom played that song

39:19

I had never heard it before and

39:21

it's all I can think about when I hear

39:23

that song and I'm just like We'll hit next

39:26

I won't I can't think about it like

39:28

you're saying I can't think about anything else But that

39:31

what that is you know I don't

39:33

go anywhere else with that song I don't even

39:35

try I can't think of anything so in the

39:38

dance when the dance areas Do you think of

39:40

a specific person yeah think of her her name

39:42

was Kelly Patley Patters? Okay, and I and and

39:44

also that whole time because we were I was

39:47

just in the college So some of our friends were

39:49

in high school, so we were all at the hospital

39:51

was a huge funeral was one of those things You

39:53

know high school death 16. Yeah,

39:56

you know you know in high school. I've had some deaths

39:58

in high school You don't have a process at that age.

40:01

You don't know what it is. Did you have a friend who died

40:03

from a helicopter accident? That was years later though. But

40:06

that's insane. That is an insane way to

40:08

go. Yeah, he died in a helicopter and he

40:10

was a dear friend of mine. I just lost

40:12

touch over the years. But you know

40:14

who's another... Here's a kid... Can I

40:16

just say my song? Yeah. I

40:19

keep thinking about the song. I was really good.

40:23

That's really good. That's really good. That's a helicopter. And

40:25

I don't even have a story behind it. I'm just

40:27

going to say the song. Everything

40:29

compares to you. I don't know why. Oh yes. When

40:31

they hear that... It's Prince

40:33

7. Yeah, yeah. Oh my God. Have

40:36

you heard the Chris Cornell version?

40:38

Yes. Yeah. I

40:40

do love Sinead. And

40:42

the Prince version I heard live at

40:44

the Forum when Prince had those shows

40:47

in the early 2010s. So

40:49

good. But Sinead version, I think,

40:52

is Supreme. Yeah. She's crying when she

40:54

sings it. So

40:56

good. Anyway... Is that your only one? No,

40:59

but I was going to go on to something else. No, you said to

41:01

give you three. No, I was making

41:04

a joke that you already done three and then I

41:06

couldn't throw mine out there. Well, it's just a joke

41:08

though. I'm so sorry I said that. Will you listen

41:10

to the song though? The dance? No. Nothing

41:13

compares to you. When it comes on, will you

41:15

listen or do you... Yeah, I do listen to

41:17

it. Okay. And I think of this girl named

41:19

Megan Stallard. Why? Because this is

41:22

the girl who's like, toes you and sniff.

41:24

No, that's Tara Black. Oh,

41:26

that's great. Yeah. Tara Toes?

41:28

No, what's... Well, you... How

41:31

do you know about Tara Black? I said it

41:33

on this podcast. Yeah. You would just stare at her

41:35

toes. I didn't smell them though. You didn't ever

41:37

smell them? No, I just... I

41:39

can see the toes right now.

41:41

What song are you hearing? What song? There's no song.

41:45

I can only hear me breathing like that. Soundtracks.

41:49

Your breath. Because at that time,

41:51

I had never had sex with

41:54

a girl, really. And I

41:56

went to rehab and... I

42:00

met this girl named Tara Black in rehab. And

42:03

so she, you know, because we went to rehab

42:05

together, her moms allowed me to spend

42:07

the night at their house, just as friends or whatever. She

42:10

was sleeping on the couch one night and

42:13

I saw her little toes stick out of the, I'd never seen

42:15

white toes before. Young white

42:17

toes, ah. Young white toes. And

42:20

her toes were sticking out like that and I remember just staring. It

42:22

wasn't like, you know what I mean? I'm gonna

42:25

cut them off with a scissor. No, it

42:27

was like, oh, they're so cute. And I

42:29

had so many feelings. No, I totally

42:32

get that. When you're at that age

42:34

and when you're crushing hard, you pay

42:36

attention to every tiny detail about that

42:38

person. Yeah, that crushy

42:40

feeling. Oh, it's so, like,

42:43

you'll never get it again. I wanna

42:45

talk about crushy feelings, but I'm gonna also, because I have so

42:47

much on my head that

42:49

I'm just trying to track this conversation. You know

42:51

what I mean? So let me just get this

42:54

other information. So Eric, my guy friend died in

42:56

the helicopter, but, which

42:59

brought in my mind, so when

43:01

I went, me and Andrew played San Diego, I

43:04

invited a couple of friends from high school, hadn't seen in

43:06

23 years. And

43:09

one of the guys, his name was Craig, he's

43:11

been texting me and he's made it his

43:13

life mission to get me back,

43:16

get into the Hall of Fame, Powi High. Wow.

43:19

But he said the six, there's six, like, rules. He

43:23

goes, he thinks that I break the sixth

43:25

one. Which is my

43:27

image. They're like,

43:30

what? It's the matter with your image. They

43:32

want, like, a Christiany image. Okay, well hold on,

43:34

who are the other people that are in this

43:36

Hall of Fame? You've never heard of any of

43:38

them in your life. But who are they in

43:40

the school? A scientist, he's a scientist. Neurosurgeon. Or

43:43

an actor who has an acting school in San

43:45

Diego. But that guy could be a piece of

43:47

shit just because he's a neurosurgeon, because you're good

43:49

at your job, doesn't mean you're a good person.

43:51

It's the image, that's the image. My image is,

43:53

like, very, like, outlandish, I say

43:55

fucked up things. You're not bugging up. I get

43:57

naked, I'm not bugging up, I'm wild. Yeah. corporate

44:00

it up. Well wear

44:02

a suit or something? Listen, yeah that 52 year old

44:05

kid we saw on that picture earlier today

44:07

that kid could definitely get on that hall

44:09

of fame wall. No he can't. Sure he

44:11

could. I don't think I think because I

44:13

went to two rehabs in high school they

44:16

were like nah. But they you

44:18

deserve reparations from this school because they put

44:20

your picture in the wrong they

44:22

put your picture in the in a different schools

44:25

yearbook. Is that right? Yeah wait

44:28

your height your senior picture got somehow

44:30

placed in a school's yearbook you didn't

44:32

go to? They hated it that much.

44:34

Because mom Carmel had 60% Filipino

44:38

or Asians in that and then Powhat High

44:40

School mom Carmel could use the same photography

44:42

studio and so there's just a white lady

44:44

sitting there with a pile of kids. Yeah

44:47

and I'm in the Powhat house I was

44:49

just supposed to got lost. How

44:51

do you even find that out? You'd go to your yearbook and be

44:53

like holy shit I'm not. No when it came out was so

44:55

excited and I went to my al's and

44:57

I wasn't in it. And then

44:59

like find out where you and went and complained

45:01

you know I mean to like whoever I

45:03

could you know it's a teacher or somebody whatever. I went

45:06

to administration and they finally

45:08

go oh like you weeks they're like

45:10

oh dear you ended up in the

45:12

Malcolm L yearbook. Oh dear. Yeah so

45:14

anyway I know what anyway so what we're

45:16

talking about so I can't imagine

45:19

that's ever happened to anybody else. Number

45:21

six image we need to work on the image. Yeah

45:23

no I was you know we were talking about that so

45:25

the image Craig and I really appreciate it. There's

45:28

something else I forgot. About

45:30

the helicopter crash? No it wasn't way before

45:32

that. Here's

45:35

what my thinking is today. Very pulp

45:37

fictiony. Where I'm here and

45:39

then there here and I can't get the order out

45:41

of my brain you know. This is one of my

45:43

favorite games to play what were we just talking about.

45:45

Really? Yeah and then you go back. There's no way

45:47

I'll figure it out. And then

45:50

you work forward. Yeah. Well let's go back.

45:52

Okay let's hear song that upset you. Nothing

45:55

compares to you. Okay yeah nothing

45:57

of that. And then you went in to

45:59

talk. about your friend in the helicopter

46:01

yes yes and in Tara Black's toes Tara

46:04

black and there was another girl that wasn't

46:06

Tara black I know I know what it

46:09

is Megan so no the feel the um

46:11

question feeling crushy thank you so much the

46:13

funny world we just talking about yeah my

46:15

favorite game was she feeling will you

46:19

ever here's can I talk to Jean last

46:21

night and he goes I

46:23

go because I don't want I and

46:27

I'm so here's what I say

46:29

um he asked

46:31

me why you and I worked out right and

46:34

I go for 10 years and I go well

46:36

I I believe that she was out of my league

46:40

and he goes Jean goes that's interesting it's

46:42

like for a lot of people

46:44

you I mean they both have to feel like they're

46:46

both out of their leagues I

46:49

know you did yeah yeah but my point is is

46:51

that I think just found that interesting I want to

46:53

be in a situation where I'm like oh I can't

46:55

believe I'm with this person why do you like me

46:59

don't you know what I'm saying I do yet I think

47:02

every girl I've seen probably out of my

47:04

league I'll agree with that I mean every

47:06

one of them I genuinely don't

47:10

like I don't think poorly

47:12

of myself but I also know where I am

47:14

you know what I mean I'm a comedian I'm

47:17

not a body builder I'm not a

47:19

personal trainer I'm not you know I

47:22

don't have this I'm

47:24

just this is who I am good but when

47:26

I see these ladies I'm like

47:29

definitely out of my league every one of

47:31

them for sure and I would really that we

47:33

probably love feeling like we're out of your league

47:35

and it sort of like energizes

47:37

us more in that relationship because I would

47:39

hate to be in a relationship where the

47:41

dude is just like obviously

47:44

an Adonis and I'm

47:46

not like the prize of the relationship

47:48

it doesn't put me in like my

47:50

most feminine like

47:52

you know what I mean well we get

47:55

this whole I mean men do get it

47:57

done to them too we all get pumped

47:59

full of you you gotta look this way. So

48:01

then you get in your mind like every person

48:04

wants this thing. And

48:06

then you get out into the real world and you

48:08

start meeting women and they're like, I love a dad

48:10

bod. Like I've had women tell me that they won't

48:12

date men with abs because if a man has abs,

48:14

that means he's spending all his time in

48:17

the gym and not where he

48:19

should be doing other things. And I was like,

48:21

that's an interesting way to look

48:23

at it. And that's how, you know, makes me feel better

48:25

about myself. Well, yeah, I mean, that has to be there

48:27

too, like I've dated women,

48:30

they're pretty, that said, yeah,

48:32

I don't care about the looks really. You know

48:34

what I mean? Actually most of us just

48:36

don't. You just straight up

48:38

don't. I usually do. But there's something for everyone. Amputees,

48:40

there's people out there. I met a woman in a

48:43

wheelchair. Yeah. Okay.

48:46

I interviewed her actually. And she said that in

48:48

her world, she's a unicorn. And I said, why?

48:51

And she goes, because 80% of men

48:53

are the ones in wheelchairs because they do dumb

48:55

shit. And I'm like, oh, you're right. We do

48:57

ramp the ramp jumps and, you know, fall on

48:59

our heads and break our necks. So then

49:02

she introduces me to this dude in

49:04

a wheelchair and his girlfriend is there

49:06

and she's gorgeous. And she

49:08

said, it's such a

49:10

wild thing. She said that he gets

49:12

hit on, because he's a good looking

49:15

dude and he's in a wheelchair.

49:17

And she said, you have no idea, 20

49:19

women tonight are gonna wanna take him home. And I

49:21

was like, really? I go, how do you deal with

49:23

it? She goes, I stopped seeing him. Like we're just

49:25

friends now. You put up

49:27

with him and she goes, I had to. I

49:30

felt terrible. This man can no longer, cause he

49:32

wasn't born that way. It was an accident. So

49:34

she's like- He probably just eats good pussy. She's

49:36

like this man from the- Right? Like

49:38

the best man. The best man. The best man.

49:41

Lost his ability to walk. And

49:43

I can't rightfully say,

49:46

I should just be the only person you have sex with

49:48

for the rest of your life. When I'm out every night,

49:50

watching 20 women come up to you

49:52

and they're beautiful women that wanna take him home. He's

49:54

a good looking guy. She

49:56

lets him. Oh, I love him. And

49:58

they're just buddies. They're just buddies. now she's like I can't

50:01

be his girlfriend she's like it's right and as

50:03

we're talking at least three or four women come

50:05

up and they're all talking and asking

50:08

them questions can you do this can you do

50:10

that and I was like this is all

50:12

the time she's like all the time Wow yes he's a

50:14

good look he's hot in the wheelchair yes because he's one

50:17

of those guys like okay I don't can't lose my I

50:19

lost my ability to walk

50:21

but um but I'm gonna make my

50:23

waist up just buff as I think

50:26

that's what I would done yeah if

50:28

I lost my legs I would be like boss I think naturally

50:31

why you why'd you laugh at like your

50:33

laugh they're all I'm gonna see a photo

50:35

of guys that are buff with no legs

50:37

like Oscar Pistorius yeah yeah I would look

50:39

so good I mean what

50:41

else you got you know no but

50:43

I was watching Murderball like this guy is

50:45

very popular on the internet wait what whoa

50:47

the rough he is he does boss wait

50:50

he's a wrestler yeah does he have

50:52

nope I think yeah he has just I

50:55

think torso right he doesn't have a penis or

50:57

test it's in the ground right now look at

50:59

he looked like he's in the ground he's

51:01

guy how wait can you oh my

51:03

hold on I'm blown away by this

51:05

can you could

51:08

we as men be just under the

51:10

belly button and still live can you

51:12

live without that guy have all your

51:15

major organs don't we need at least

51:17

something down there how do you how do you poo

51:19

I guess I mean if he has an awesome a

51:21

yeah yeah yeah if he has a

51:23

bad what if he imagine if he

51:25

lost like he he wasn't born that way

51:28

but he had an accident and on his

51:30

mantle there's this gigantic penis just

51:37

gigantic he made lamps

51:39

out of it look

51:42

how big he is that guy could kick my

51:44

ass right now you grab me around ankle draw

51:46

me in he would never come I don't

51:50

know that bike I'm guessing behind him

51:52

oh wow wow that's cool and then this guy

51:54

will go down more I want to see with some of

51:57

these more of these photos this guy that

51:59

guy has it oh no eyes. He

52:01

has a prosthetic. A prosthetic. These legs

52:03

are better. Like you mentioned Oscar Pastoria.

52:05

That guy, I always thought

52:07

like that was bullshit. There should be,

52:09

he's running in the Olympics. It's the

52:11

first time I can remember seeing someone

52:14

that had an unfair advantage.

52:19

You think he had an unfair advantage?

52:22

Yeah. Those fucking robot legs are

52:24

just in everybody. That's an unfair

52:26

advantage. It's actually an unfair disadvantage.

52:28

He has no way. They'll never

52:30

be arthritic. No, and

52:32

it's just springs. Our body can't do

52:34

that. You're just springing past people. Unfair

52:36

disadvantage. No. Dude, that dude. Watch how

52:42

fast. I bet his smile is a little

52:44

faster than yours, Bobby. Do you think you

52:46

could beat him on the flip, Bobby? Honestly.

52:48

Dude, I'm actually chasing you at two in

52:50

the morning. You don't know what it is.

52:52

I would fucking scream louder than you ever

52:54

heard. You could put him all kinds

52:56

of out. If he came running at me in an alley.

52:59

Oh my God. Yeah.

53:02

Well, that guy. Don't

53:05

show that again. It's so funny. I hate

53:07

it. He's so fast. So cute. I like

53:09

that guy. What's his name? Zion Clark. Zion

53:11

Clark. He is. I would not

53:13

be smiling like that if I was listening.

53:16

What a cool dude, man. Anyway, so

53:18

I want to feel like somebody's out of my

53:20

league. Let's go back to that. How do we,

53:23

how, what does she have to be?

53:25

Who does she have to be? I know

53:28

that looks are important, but I think that only gets

53:30

you, that only gets them so far with you. I don't

53:34

know. I honestly don't know. I mean, I,

53:36

um, obviously

53:38

I don't like talking about these things because

53:41

I'm dating people and I

53:43

want them, their feelings. I mean, they could be out of a

53:45

mainly, I don't know, you know, the people I'm dating

53:47

now. I just don't feel that right now. I think

53:50

that you're just not ready to kind of, you're

53:53

not there. You're not there to really open up

53:56

in that way that you could see someone for

53:58

their true potential. I think. Right

54:00

now you're just having fun and

54:02

lightly dating here and there. Yeah. I

54:05

don't know. I genuinely mean this. From the first

54:08

time I ever had a girlfriend till now, I've

54:12

always been blown away that any girl

54:14

wanted to date. I've never been like,

54:17

I knew it. Never. Never.

54:20

You know, before I

54:22

forget, this guy right here, George, he's

54:26

had a bone to pick with you. Oh

54:28

yeah? I'll hear about it. I'll

54:31

switch it up a little bit. And he has a low weight

54:33

slow down dude. And he's a gas so. He slid up to

54:35

that. I know he did. So he's had a bone to

54:38

pick with you. Go ahead. Oh, this has been a

54:40

bone to pick for quite a while. Wow. Okay. We

54:43

started this podcast, what, in 2015, 2016? It

54:47

was all about Bobby and Kaleila's relationship. And

54:50

as that evolved and changed and

54:53

then ended, you

54:56

got the fucking scoop on the podcast. On

54:58

their relationship. And it didn't even happen on

55:01

this podcast. Wait, is that right? Holy cow.

55:04

Hold on a second. That bone

55:06

shouldn't be with me. The bones should be with him.

55:09

I didn't know you had told that. Well, I

55:11

didn't know you hadn't told it anywhere else yet.

55:13

We recorded ahead since we knew we were in a rocky

55:16

place. We wanted to make sure we could get the way

55:18

we want. We

55:20

want to press it and let everybody know.

55:23

In our time, you know, and somehow.

55:28

Over a year, he complains

55:30

about you all the time. Every time.

55:32

Everybody says, no, right? The nicest guy ever. He's

55:34

the nicest guy in the world. He stole our

55:37

scoop. That should have happened on

55:39

this show. Almost died. Here it is. You should

55:41

let that go. This

55:44

is a 4.9 million views. Oh,

55:47

wow. I have no idea. Cool. Yeah,

55:50

yeah. 4.9 million views. Did

55:53

we spell your name right, Kaleila? And let

55:55

me see. Yeah, you did. Thank you so much. Yeah,

55:57

you did. 4.9 million views. I genuinely. also

56:00

Bobby Lee's like a feral cat you guys

56:02

know that I didn't know he didn't tell

56:05

that story I feel like that's on us

56:07

any other podcast more or

56:09

if you would hit me up I would have

56:11

absolutely held it you know what I mean I

56:13

would of course I would I'm here for the comedians I

56:16

got no beef with anybody while you're smooth is

56:18

this why you reschedule me six times why

56:24

you hit me up and say yeah I'll

56:26

have you on and then you didn't hit

56:28

me back up for six months I wish

56:30

it was well are you fucking being real

56:32

that's how you got your

56:34

revenge you know I wish it was coming

56:36

out you told I've been asking for you

56:39

for years I did that's fucked up dog

56:41

and he didn't hit me up until a

56:43

new year that's insane new calendar year

56:45

well that's how you gotta figure out

56:47

how to my special dropped in

56:49

May and here I am right now it did yeah

56:51

May of 2020 of three

56:53

I was gonna almost a year ago

56:55

yeah wow cuz he's had a bone to pick I

56:57

get it now I get it well I'm not you

56:59

know I don't know if we're gonna get you over

57:02

the line we'll try but you know I

57:04

don't want the pressure I'm just happy to be here

57:06

I've wanted to do this for a long time yeah

57:08

yeah I've wanted you on this for a long time

57:10

but my point is that and I've never met a

57:12

Kala I can't believe it I know isn't that crazy

57:14

it is crazy it always blows me away that we

57:16

all run in these same circles and I there'll be

57:18

someone I haven't met after like 10 years Wow cuz

57:20

you know who's been telling me about you for a

57:22

while was Candace Thompson I love can I love Candace

57:24

and she worked with you for a while and she used to tell me

57:26

she'd go on the road with you and that you would go out with

57:28

Bobby and I was like that way back in the

57:30

day really love Bobby Lee yeah yeah I

57:33

love Candace because when I would go on the

57:35

road with Bobby and Candace would open for Bobby

57:37

her and I would just go explore whatever city

57:39

because Bobby would be asleep for most of the

57:41

day yeah she always talked very

57:43

highly of you so the only time I

57:45

almost crossed paths with you was at Christina

57:47

Pazinski's birthday party what just a few years

57:49

ago here in LA they were they came

57:52

right at the break room that's right yeah I

57:54

had no place was awesome I had no I

57:56

was a great night yeah and no ruckus there

57:58

yeah Ali Wong was there Yeah, everyone was

58:00

better. That's fun And

58:03

I got to hang out with you But you

58:05

came in and were out pretty quickly and I

58:07

kept asking people to introduce me because I had

58:09

not met you yet I think I danced

58:11

a quick dance with Santino and his

58:14

wife Yeah, and then I sang a

58:16

song with a two karaoke

58:18

songs and I was out Yeah, that's

58:20

where Rogan said something to you Rogan

58:23

brace mid-dance I

58:25

was dancing with Santino and his wife and

58:27

Rogan came over and was like hey Like

58:29

you know like I'm not your enemy and

58:31

I was like, I know Joe we're

58:34

good and then that was it Oh, that's it was in the

58:36

middle of a Whitney Houston. I want to dance with somebody But

58:40

yeah, but it was it a great song that

58:42

we were really like dancing to and I thought

58:44

he came in a very like weird Moments, but

58:46

it was still a nice thing to say, you

58:48

know, it's funny right? Do you ever think this? Like

58:52

you know, like when I see Paul

58:54

Rodriguez or Arsenio Hall

58:56

for instance, I don't I

58:58

get more Scared to see them

59:01

than my friends who are bigger stars right now

59:03

Yeah, and the read it's interesting to me like

59:05

when I see even Bill Burr

59:08

I knew him when he was younger I

59:10

met him when he's younger. So it's like

59:12

I didn't see the I was witness the

59:14

rise but slow, right? And so

59:16

you don't see what other people see right

59:18

or feel right? So when I'm around You

59:21

know like Saturday night when I did the

59:23

show at the Madison Square Garden That's

59:26

cool garden. I'm like MGM

59:29

with Tom and those guys there is a thing

59:31

where I'm like, oh, yeah These

59:33

guys are famous, you know man, but yeah, it's just

59:35

interesting because it when I you know The other night

59:38

I was with saw Paul Rodriguez. I

59:40

got nervous did I get that? I

59:42

mean Paul we were kids when he was doing his

59:44

thing and that's a peer, you know, you really yeah

59:46

I got our sin. You know, like I can't have

59:48

our sin. You had one of the biggest shows in

59:50

history Yeah, well, that's how I

59:52

felt about Joe because I had started watching

59:54

UFC since I was like 19 years old

59:57

Yeah, and so I in my

1:00:00

day delusional head wanted to take

1:00:03

What's his name? Mike Goldberg's job? Oh,

1:00:05

yeah, my cool bird. Yeah, so my Goldberg was

1:00:08

always with Joe commentating, right?

1:00:10

Yeah color commentating in my head I was

1:00:12

like I can do what Mike is doing because

1:00:15

Joe is giving all the technical stuff and Mike

1:00:17

is just giving like Filler information about the fighter

1:00:19

and I was such a hardcore fan and I

1:00:21

in my head I thought that's when I did

1:00:24

finally meet Joe. I was like, okay. I'm not

1:00:26

a color commentator I am NOT a UFC commentator.

1:00:28

I was like, but this is close enough and

1:00:30

it is so fucking crazy And yeah, I felt

1:00:32

so nervous to even meet him the very first

1:00:35

time It's interesting because I knew Joe when he was

1:00:37

on news radio, so he wasn't that big of a

1:00:39

star So it's like it's it's but so when I'm

1:00:41

with him, it's not that feeling but

1:00:43

I can see other people get super nervous around I mean,

1:00:45

I think it's just find it the human Psych

1:00:48

psyche. I'm like that with Bill Burr you

1:00:51

got a bit. I love Bill Burr and I'm

1:00:53

yes I'm so nervous. How's he have you has

1:00:55

you done honeydew? He hasn't I'm scared They ask

1:00:58

I want to ask him but every

1:01:00

time I see him. I'm also blown away I pulled

1:01:02

him aside one time at the store and I was

1:01:04

like dude you fucking you flew

1:01:06

him Boba Fett ship When

1:01:10

I saw him on the men the Lord I was like, oh Lululemon

1:01:13

Boba Fett. Yeah, but mad props. I know

1:01:16

I can't that's a childhood wet dream You

1:01:18

flew in the ship with the dude like

1:01:20

it's crazy. Yeah laughing at me. I was

1:01:23

like, I just gotta tell you Do you

1:01:25

think you're a star? No, yeah, either do

1:01:27

I know well, I'm not you are I'm

1:01:29

not No anybody that

1:01:31

don't know me. I'm pop that shut the

1:01:34

fuck up. No bullshit. No, let's define Let's

1:01:37

define what? All

1:01:40

that that's bullshit, let's go ahead. So let me say

1:01:42

something right? obviously there

1:01:45

are levels

1:01:48

Mm-hmm right

1:01:52

Right, so so different levels shouldn't also

1:01:54

carry the same title. I know I'm

1:01:56

just saying I'm sure I mean obviously

1:01:59

Brock Obama is probably one of the most famous

1:02:01

people Donald Trump these are two Gigant

1:02:04

I'm sure Jay Z Michael Jordan

1:02:06

exactly so these types of names

1:02:09

You know I mean so it's like there's levels of this game

1:02:12

So there is a level of fame the

1:02:14

sickler has you're a you're famous in comedy.

1:02:17

So are you no? I'm not I

1:02:19

would give myself at the max

1:02:21

kind of popular tops

1:02:25

Tops so what defines fame? I

1:02:27

think fame is Someone in that

1:02:29

if we're gonna stay specific to the

1:02:31

genre of like comedy or music or

1:02:33

art or whatever Yeah, then I would

1:02:35

say the overwhelming of majority

1:02:38

of people who Are

1:02:40

a fan of that thing know exactly who

1:02:42

you are? Yeah? I don't know because um

1:02:44

and then there's fame where Jay Z can walk

1:02:46

down the fucking street in Thailand and everyone knows

1:02:48

who the fuck Okay, okay, but I want to

1:02:51

say I don't know because um it's

1:02:53

not as if I I would go

1:02:55

drive all the way to fucking Venice

1:02:58

or Santa Monica to

1:03:00

do somebody's podcast who isn't The

1:03:04

shit right well I appreciate my point is is

1:03:06

that I think that every podcast I do There's

1:03:09

a level of fame that they have that

1:03:12

you mean the reason why I mean they have to be nice people

1:03:14

in this is that I'm not Trying

1:03:16

to see it seem like I'm shallow You

1:03:18

know I mean, but I'm not gonna do

1:03:20

some random dudes podcast that lives in barstow What

1:03:22

does no you know I mean that in terms

1:03:24

of podcasting though like you are the OG

1:03:27

yeah, no God like right around Christina

1:03:29

knows what about the crap? Feast or

1:03:31

whatever you did with crap he did

1:03:34

go it was early on but

1:03:36

Tom and though and Rogan We're still doing

1:03:38

between Jay and I yeah nothing happened He

1:03:40

genuinely wanted to do his own thing and

1:03:42

start his own thing and look

1:03:45

what you want to talk about it

1:03:47

fine We grew during it right we

1:03:49

had a seven-year podcast And I'm still

1:03:51

proud of it it's still at that

1:03:53

that library did over a million downloads

1:03:55

last year still a strong audio

1:03:57

only podcast But I'm a

1:03:59

singer single, at the time, I'm a single dad.

1:04:02

Jay had two kids. When we started,

1:04:04

we didn't have any kids. You know

1:04:07

what I mean? So now, as you

1:04:09

guys know, you too, George, scheduling's the

1:04:11

biggest fucking big and pannier asshole thing.

1:04:13

You know that, right, George? So after

1:04:16

a while, he's like, I don't think I can do this. And then

1:04:18

it was like, I don't want to do this anymore. And then he

1:04:20

would change his mind. And then at the end of that, after the

1:04:22

third time, I was like, look, this brings me

1:04:24

X amount of dollars. I know this. I know if

1:04:26

I'm going to start a new podcast, it's going to

1:04:29

be a minimum three months before I get any real

1:04:31

downloads that I can take and give it to an

1:04:33

ad rep who can then go shop it. And then

1:04:35

if I get them, it's going to be three more

1:04:38

months before I get paid. So I'm going without money

1:04:40

from anywhere for six to nine months for this. And

1:04:42

then I'm can't keep, you

1:04:45

know, going through this cycle of I think

1:04:47

I do, I think I don't. So then the third time

1:04:49

I was like, look, I support it and I agree with

1:04:51

you. Let's end it. You fucked up. You

1:04:53

can't leave. We're not,

1:04:56

we're not doing a fucking Simon

1:04:58

and Garfunkel scarf uncle. I'm way,

1:05:00

way and thing where like one,

1:05:02

one guy goes this way and

1:05:04

the other guy goes down on notes. No, we're going

1:05:07

to die or live

1:05:09

together. And I also said

1:05:11

there is a time limit. Any of

1:05:13

you guys in this room, you know, I told you

1:05:15

this man, if you leave

1:05:18

Gilbert, I'm done with this.

1:05:21

If you leave or if you leave, I'm done

1:05:23

with this. Okay. I'll do something

1:05:25

else. Can we threaten you the same way?

1:05:27

Go ahead. If you leave,

1:05:29

it'll automatically die. I'm going to

1:05:34

tell you that right now. I'm not trying to be bold.

1:05:36

I'm not trying to be bold. You should carry that attitude

1:05:38

in the dating, Bobby. I know

1:05:40

that for a fact. It will fizzle out and that's

1:05:42

what I was going to say. If you leave, it's

1:05:44

over. I know. But if you leave, it's over too.

1:05:46

No, no, no, no. Yeah. I'm being real. You can

1:05:49

look at me eyes because four,

1:05:51

three or four months ago that

1:05:53

your talk, but the shit that was coming

1:05:55

in here with Gilbert, right? I'm just

1:05:57

saying was out of pocket. No,

1:05:59

man. Yeah, so we're not leaving. Well,

1:06:02

you said something. The crab feast lasted seven

1:06:04

and a half years. That's a long time.

1:06:06

It was okay. That's pretty long. That's what

1:06:08

I'm saying. It was okay to end at

1:06:10

that time. And then I created

1:06:13

the honeydew after that because I loved the

1:06:15

crab feast was just generic storytelling. I got

1:06:17

one about a wedding and I got one

1:06:19

about my aunt and I got, and then

1:06:21

the honeydew, I loved talk

1:06:23

storytelling so much that I got sick

1:06:26

of everyone's Instagrams and you

1:06:28

know, this fake bullshit, everyone's living. And I

1:06:30

was like, can we really talk about the

1:06:32

worst shit in your life ever? And

1:06:34

find times to laugh at it. Why? What

1:06:37

is honey? What is honeydew? The honeydew is

1:06:39

I was sitting in a diner one night

1:06:41

eating some dinner and they gave you that

1:06:43

fruit plate, you know, and there's

1:06:45

honeydew and there's cantaloupe. I eat everything in it,

1:06:47

even red grapes. And I don't even care for

1:06:49

red grapes, but I don't eat the

1:06:51

honeydew. Just, I don't have a passion against it.

1:06:54

I just don't fuck with the honeydew. Do you

1:06:56

cantaloupe? Yeah. But you eat watermelon? This

1:06:58

is the green one, honeydew, right? Do you

1:07:00

eat it now? Now. So

1:07:03

I get up and when I walk out,

1:07:05

I see tables full of honeydew and I

1:07:07

thought to myself, wow, that's a perfectly good

1:07:09

fruit that most people

1:07:12

throw away. And I dawned on me that

1:07:14

that was who I was in life. And

1:07:17

I was now going to lean into talking

1:07:19

about the worst times in people's lives and

1:07:21

trying to find humor in that. I

1:07:24

don't know where you're eating. Where

1:07:27

you, where people are leaving the honeydew alone.

1:07:29

All over that table. Where we go. I

1:07:31

get pictures nonstop of it. They eat the

1:07:33

honeydew first. Honeydew is tricky though, because when it

1:07:35

gets to that point of being too sweet, I don't

1:07:37

eat it. It has to be that perfect, like

1:07:40

still sort of hard, not

1:07:43

too ripe. It's like the iceberg lettuce

1:07:45

of fruit. It's got not much.

1:07:47

A doctor told me one time that there's

1:07:49

one month a year that honeydew is good.

1:07:53

And then people are like, you got to wrap it in

1:07:55

bacon. Like you put a piece of shit in bacon. It's

1:07:57

going to taste better. You know what I mean? Like chuteau

1:07:59

or okay. Okay. I'm not gonna defend the honeydew

1:08:01

right now. Yeah, you know it just gets when it gets mushy

1:08:03

It's not my favorite over a picture behind me

1:08:05

on in the studio is a fucking fruit tray

1:08:07

at Someone's job where everything is

1:08:09

gone, but the honeydew and there's a cigarette

1:08:11

out in the middle of it Oh, wow,

1:08:14

I feel bad for the honeydew, but I'm

1:08:16

glad you named it that that's why it's

1:08:18

called the honeydew Yeah, celebrating the shit people

1:08:20

throw away. You know, that's who we all

1:08:22

are. Yeah There's definitely

1:08:24

been someone in your life that's throwing you away. Like

1:08:26

you weren't yeah You

1:08:29

know and that's why I now

1:08:31

do the way back so we can sit and laugh about childhood

1:08:33

You asked me to do it, huh? Yeah, when do you want

1:08:35

me to do it soon? No No

1:08:38

way, man Give

1:08:41

me another give me another exclusive I

1:08:46

gave you an exclusive Called

1:08:51

it an exclusive clip But

1:08:54

a lot of that's a lot of views I didn't

1:08:56

even know we did that I had no idea I

1:08:58

just my team clipped it and put it up. Yeah,

1:09:00

I didn't know clips get 4.9 million.

1:09:02

No, what's the average you think? I

1:09:05

don't know. I have to go look we just put them up

1:09:07

every day. I have no idea but no not 4.9 million You're

1:09:10

welcome. That's the power Bobby. You're welcome. I'm saying It

1:09:14

was a power of the story eating may I

1:09:16

say as the person who is talked about in

1:09:18

that story I'm so glad that it was you

1:09:20

he's that's nice of you to say. Yeah, I don't

1:09:23

know. I don't my I feel like you're Reliable

1:09:25

and that you're level-headed and you're not one

1:09:28

of those, you know There

1:09:30

are a lot of people were like fuck her fuck this

1:09:32

and you were just super I just

1:09:34

really wanted to know the truth because I

1:09:36

never met you and I didn't what wasn't

1:09:38

running on going clickbaity or anything Like that.

1:09:40

I also feel like I asked good questions.

1:09:43

I genuinely would grow air Was it

1:09:45

you know, dude, it felt like a Larry King vibe where you

1:09:47

and I were just sitting there getting real You know mean yeah,

1:09:49

and I want to say this to everybody else, right? Stop

1:09:52

fucking doing that on the line online with

1:09:54

Kala She's like the best I

1:09:58

love her so fucking but what the fuck is that? Keep? going to

1:10:00

keep going and going going and it

1:10:02

fucking drives me fucking crazy dude in

1:10:04

fact anybody online that wants to say

1:10:07

anything negative negative stop it's stupid I

1:10:09

get it she get everyone get shut the fuck

1:10:11

up enough enough enough enough enough enough enough give

1:10:15

her love I will after I feel you are

1:10:17

to have talked about we talked

1:10:19

about that you had to come out yet at

1:10:21

that point I had and and it really I

1:10:24

I was interested in that because

1:10:26

I made a comment that that was your golf

1:10:29

I I know so many looks Santino I know

1:10:31

all these guys that go golf they spend a

1:10:34

lot of money on the equipment they're out all

1:10:36

the time they're drinking they're out there for hours

1:10:38

and hours and hours your golf happens to be

1:10:40

sitting in front of a TV and playing a

1:10:42

video game and there's nothing wrong with it I

1:10:45

was everything right with it I agree so

1:10:48

um everybody listening go

1:10:51

to Ryan sicklers um YouTube

1:10:54

he watches special and you to what's it

1:10:56

called again lefty lefty son so

1:10:58

go watch lefty son let's get it to you

1:11:00

past the mill yeah cat past the mill let's

1:11:03

support Ryan sicklers get 4.9

1:11:06

million views guys I

1:11:10

only need a couple hundred thousand that's all come

1:11:15

on yeah it's right there lefty probably

1:11:17

demonetized anyway everything I do is the model

1:11:19

so close what how funny is Shane Gillis

1:11:21

oh my god I texted him the other

1:11:23

day and said I'm so proud of you

1:11:25

so for you kill it tonight he said

1:11:27

I love you but it's next week oh

1:11:31

really yeah I'm so stoked I mean when I

1:11:33

did I talk about them I watch it it

1:11:35

is not so such a also can I give

1:11:37

you a quick fist bump here bro saw the

1:11:39

field goal you made saw the field

1:11:41

you made I made one in

1:11:43

Nebraska well don't do that I'm just saying

1:11:46

I've done many I did one in Nebraska with

1:11:48

Tom we went out right off the bus no

1:11:50

stretching and then they said their kicker kept missing

1:11:52

I'm like from where and they go right here

1:11:54

and I put two through yeah so

1:11:56

good for you because I thought everybody else is shanking it

1:11:58

over thank you so much I really

1:12:01

appreciate what you're saying to me but

1:12:04

You know I'm just

1:12:06

as athletic as anybody else, you know, that's what

1:12:08

she's trying to tell you We probably would

1:12:10

be alright out there against we all right line if

1:12:12

we're kicking field goals We'd be

1:12:15

alright in a many different sex of society I'm

1:12:18

a survivor dude. That's the thing. Yeah, I

1:12:20

firmly believe that whatever we would have been

1:12:22

thrust into we would have taken You know,

1:12:24

you know, you have a gentle face energy.

1:12:26

That's nice you Bob. No your face though

1:12:28

is like So

1:12:31

gentle Some

1:12:34

fan told me that one

1:12:36

of the funniest things I think anybody's ever said

1:12:38

about me they said Ryan

1:12:41

sickler how me get it right

1:12:43

here If

1:12:45

a nap if an afternoon nap had

1:12:47

a face, it's Ryan sick How

1:12:54

much weed you smoke I mean I smoke a lot

1:12:56

of weed and I don't drink at all I don't

1:12:58

know any other you let me see a part of

1:13:00

like in a 24-hour cycle. How many hours are you

1:13:02

high? You think well it depends cuz I'm a single

1:13:04

dad and I have my daughter 50% of

1:13:06

the time and I I don't get high And

1:13:08

stuff until she'll go to bed or whatever. So

1:13:10

half the time I'm not that high and the

1:13:12

other half I try to make up for it.

1:13:15

Yeah. Yeah, it must be fun

1:13:17

to be that high, huh? I'm just a homebody

1:13:19

I don't go out and do anything like I

1:13:21

just was in sincey this weekend and

1:13:23

thank you to Cincinnati for the great shows and I

1:13:26

just feel like I'm around the people who were drinking and

1:13:28

smoking and having a good time And I don't need to

1:13:31

go to a bar or a club After

1:13:34

that, I feel like I've met that quota

1:13:36

of being Social and then

1:13:38

when I come home, I like to just

1:13:40

be in my place hang out with my

1:13:42

daughter and then do podcasts That's it. I

1:13:45

don't go out. I don't even do a lot

1:13:47

of local shows I know I don't

1:13:49

see you around I've seen the story and you get right a

1:13:51

single round of applause Well, I have

1:13:53

us I have a show here part of the

1:13:55

Netflix festival. Yeah, I'm on tour. Yeah, what is

1:13:57

it? What I calm it's right here. Lost

1:13:59

in Angeles May 12th Netflix is a joke

1:14:01

I am my own show at the bourbon room so

1:14:03

I need to sell tickets for that and so I'm

1:14:06

not gonna do so many in-town shows yeah go to

1:14:08

the Berber room watch help him out thank you guys