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Theo Von is a Filipino's Favorite White Guy

Released Wednesday, 13th March 2024
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Theo Von is a Filipino's Favorite White Guy

Wednesday, 13th March 2024
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Are. Going

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on among the wrong

0:57

guy. You

1:03

know, puppy? Honestly, my face is pretty pure.

1:06

I nodded his you're you're a lot

1:08

of clogged Yard Pretty good. I've been

1:10

a boiling years. Know you

1:12

had a boil recently. Know yeah, But.

1:14

Ministry than allowed. You know he prefers

1:16

the user that about ninety days I'm

1:19

gonna tase. He lives are you

1:21

always get knows boils. No, no but

1:23

not all my head is what I meant.

1:25

Oh that's right, You use a gentle gigantic

1:27

a baseball boils on my head. And.

1:31

And a pop. Them just takes a whole thing,

1:33

but I haven't had those years. Bows.

1:35

A wash my head every other night now. Yeah, thank

1:37

god there used to be tired time when

1:40

that wasn't the case and I just thought

1:42

to myself, The yeah. What'd.

1:45

Shameful Asian. I'm a shameful.

1:47

Is the real real? She's only what throws you

1:49

off or to do with throws me up. With.

1:53

Women: You. Can get larger

1:56

than us able and I had Cooper

1:58

chicken. Who. Had the same time.

2:00

These are my body's right. What's going on?

2:02

Brazil or China Sea was a fake one.

2:04

Arms. And us. Yeah

2:07

Panda and and I went to on

2:09

my one cares an added a load

2:11

and I love found out of Canada

2:13

from particular panda still panda everything and

2:15

everybody's of before and second forensic in

2:17

not a villains concerned. He

2:19

could. He gets a meeting. With your vision. Let.

2:21

Me cut out. What's. Going on Deathless

2:23

will discover more about like. Kind

2:26

of get a free and his brother is very clear some

2:28

sort of figure out what you're eating and a your hangover

2:30

years order. Know what out were

2:32

talking about? What are we talking about? The poor

2:34

is always get the panda or lawyer. What I

2:36

discovered of our girls are we to separate about

2:39

or your gripe is a grapefruit. Discover how many

2:41

hear that The girls. Okay, So

2:43

here's what throws me off. Kissing.

2:47

On I don't know. How

2:49

do you know what he's talking about? Heard of it as

2:51

such as yeah is that you know such as you know it's

2:53

like. It'll. Throw some wrestling. And

2:56

you don't be honest with you, load your tongues

2:58

either. Know. Your. Real

3:00

like. There's. A battle. There should

3:02

be a battle in the mouse to be a dad, to be a

3:04

dance. It. Should be like sauce than like

3:06

sweetest. One girl the helicopter ever have I ever

3:09

oh good gonna throw into the sky was crazy

3:11

not you didn't know that and I'm that's a

3:13

lie that the like that Ally. That's all. I'm

3:15

so. Glad she did. I can you do that? I

3:18

don't kiss that way. That's exactly, I

3:20

don't make good my kiss. Be honest,

3:22

a similar same soya shows. Are now me?

3:24

How you cheat? I'm so jealous. So

3:26

I am a so breath if they

3:29

want to absalom I got a hundred

3:31

or bad situations were tough ah has

3:33

a my you go on be all

3:35

and armpit bl that in the pussy.

3:38

That's. Not that's off on added I. Know

3:41

it's not our get on my own obelix

3:43

some guy? Yeah yeah my. Phone guy

3:45

says regular beal everyone relax.

3:48

In. The now that I'm just saying look

3:50

like from the moment I get out

3:52

of the shower and I put my

3:54

cue little pennies on and I walk

3:56

around the house I am that Keys

3:58

is going to build. Some.

4:01

Things. Oh. Okay, that

4:03

little he little k the gun and shoot have

4:05

things in it and it's a that's gonna smell

4:07

like. Yours is not a cave of the

4:10

cavern it's it's of whatever a time. A

4:12

little bit over here with saber toothed tiger

4:14

is another heard of the volcanic crater but

4:16

and.you ever forget as as. That, But it's

4:19

anyway. I'm going to emit my naturals san.

4:21

Is another one My gripe me. This is only pussy.

4:23

I don't think. Any

4:26

your oh are you there

4:28

is er nu pot he

4:31

has he has enjoyed. ah

4:33

I don't. You and Gilbert to start

4:35

a new podcast called The Closet. Or

4:38

the worker I wasn't. A leg

4:40

below but in the pussies. Fuck outta

4:42

here. Fuck outta town. I add

4:45

a mom on base. hits your with

4:47

them as I'm ever. Been on

4:49

the other fab I asked. My

4:52

wife. If you can't leader deny

4:54

that, Do him. A

4:57

laid back Now they. Are

5:00

upon us cause it's a bit. Louder

5:05

will be. In. Direct competition at an hour?

5:07

that? that's. What? About one thousand he take the

5:10

kids he goes isabella. As

5:14

is access the Fuck up positive say

5:16

that of it's appeal by both, I

5:18

get it relax as a silver before

5:20

skin is of the. I'd

5:24

I'd have. I was a. Bro.

5:26

That's the most insane thing you've ever

5:28

said that's going to make me laugh

5:30

all day long. So much with us

5:32

that was so don't. I think we

5:34

need a t shirt. Yeah, the ceremony

5:36

fair baby baby. Anyway, So

5:39

that is obsolete. L body don't

5:41

like to sell a pussy. What else? Of of

5:43

say oh boy has gone well and then

5:45

on. This. Is one girl who

5:47

doesn't wear any. Perfume.

5:50

Which is fine. But. There's a mosquito,

5:52

sort of, you know, Mothball. The smell. Of.

5:55

A To Mothball that a leg. The. We're

5:57

what is what's reasonable. goodness. A Mothball be on.

6:00

Whenever we I notice know about both. Whatever. Is

6:02

it a mob ball? No. Muscle is something

6:04

that we would put in our

6:06

closets or cabinets where it was

6:08

like you know when like moldy

6:10

stuff would accumulate. But I see

6:12

the origin of mothballs is because

6:14

they would like to holes and

6:16

to you or garments raid. Moths.

6:19

National. Mall? Yeah. Lot like isn't Asia?

6:21

at least like We? That's why we use

6:24

Mothballs. Your budget as diverse smell that

6:26

it carries a I when I smell it

6:28

on a woman. Is. Just throws we

6:30

have a sex is wearing like old people clothing or

6:32

somebody. Because their minds as of like our grandparents.

6:35

Yeah, no idea. Is that she theories? and

6:37

it's like a grandparents smell. Was

6:39

or smells affordable. But.

6:41

As I mean. For.

6:43

The Ranking: Would you talking about one of

6:46

our smells? Affordable? I don't know what is

6:48

beads for This feels like something so will

6:50

say no of the say or his performance

6:52

of a four o one hundred a month

6:54

that segment gets censored. Was a Smells Like

6:57

have. No, I don't know. Like you can sell

6:59

smell. Of them were our sense of

7:01

horrible like you're good at like Cvs yeah,

7:03

Walgreens and get like knock off yet perfumes

7:05

and I can't really tell the difference? Can

7:07

you say your perfume. Guy: you're somebody who

7:10

likes perfume on. My. Like a smell. I.

7:12

Need a small. As I said, I like

7:14

Rick last month thinks it's the most

7:16

appalling most like intrusive seeing if a

7:18

woman. Has a perfume

7:20

on. Because he likes European women, Little

7:23

do that were like French women. But.

7:26

I think that they do. Where I mean I are

7:29

your i'll get out our you're right I mean I get

7:31

okay. I'd I don't love like

7:33

dudes who were super heavy cologne that

7:35

does like the i Don't Love acts

7:38

even but with Bobby I always liked

7:40

it on him because he says he

7:42

would pick soon. We're it is more.

7:45

Saying. Pick. A certain oh. Yes,

7:47

Ideally I would be I think now at this

7:49

age a little turned off as the guy was

7:51

still wearing like agua de agua de gr something

7:54

like that. To get on his twenty countries with

7:56

the worst body odor according. But let me do my

7:58

what last gripen that will do it out. Up

8:00

on. Your. My last gripe. Dirty.

8:03

Fingernails. Like.

8:07

Dirt in Nyc fingernails. What?

8:10

If I was at sweaty a gardener cause

8:13

I was watching the Walking Dead and watch

8:15

and in a post apocalyptic a virus yes

8:17

you can actually been Honestly events on a

8:19

hot still so I don't get. It man

8:21

in that barn? my yeah, I'm. Sure. Okay, you

8:23

know that's fine. Okay but the figure

8:25

call your coal miner I yeah you did you

8:27

work in a in the coal mines that's one

8:30

thing. okay but if you're out about your out

8:32

like a fancy restaurants of the of dirty fingernails

8:34

it's weird. Places like a Hot Chick

8:36

Farmer. And. She should come and sit

8:38

in the farm. To Nobu because they get

8:40

the hottest girl. you know that old

8:43

saying. Dirty. Thing I'm

8:45

them. It's. Are

8:48

you happier? The edge of my see I

8:50

was the radio receive your wisdom. I do

8:52

just about every that get that oral and

8:55

I'm really bored again. you know that see

8:57

what is your the other thirty fingernails means.

9:01

B. O Vagina out as a correlation

9:03

is a dedrick learn that gourlay since

9:05

assiduously run on said for leisure suit.

9:07

Don't roll your eyes are you are

9:09

out of there is a direct coronation

9:11

is this event coordination between those two

9:13

things? Okay and you guys he makes

9:15

one of my language alike in our

9:17

can't pronounce was all you want to.

9:20

We didn't have enough with the. It's

9:22

very. Specific visit yeah it's fair

9:24

though they may I was that yeah can

9:26

we please get a hot how a make

9:28

one for it's there was maybe that's are

9:30

very good dance. Oh. My God. Speed.

9:33

So like what have you want a pussy

9:35

to smell because I feel like pussies? It's

9:37

not a pussy, Know it's It's not like

9:40

not so. Know this is Mike.

9:42

So busy. don't smell bad out. What's

9:45

bad? See you guys. Because

9:48

I can, I can. I just be honest,

9:50

I got be it and series very honest

9:52

with you. Sometimes of the month I feel

9:54

like wow, like I have a very attractive

9:56

natural pussy sense and sometimes. It's.

9:59

I don't. And I feel like that's

10:01

normal. It's not like I'm dirty. I'm not

10:03

say is abnormal. I'm not saying that

10:05

you should go to prison for it

10:08

or not they air the Air Force

10:10

consequences for their i'm just going to

10:12

Stop easier. That's. The

10:14

only consequences I ever had. Like.

10:17

A bad set. Never. Ever.

10:19

Yours. Is use this we should

10:21

bottle yours. Okay then it's a

10:23

perfect sense. Since you like regular pussy smell,

10:26

that's not what I'm. Talking. About. you're not,

10:28

You're not getting what I'm saying. He's as

10:30

I'm talking about like Venus Williams we us

10:32

open all right and then her vagina, mother,

10:34

aunt or sally. That a lot of

10:36

guys like that. Just have examined I

10:38

as as name is Brenda Jobs no. No,

10:42

don't, How about that as soon your noisy about

10:44

a don't? I don't know how about some other

10:46

what do we always talk about? had put ads

10:48

hours of us as another when he would have

10:50

us out. As give you my gripes, a very

10:52

close friend of ours says. That one of the

10:54

things she loves most about her partner and why

10:56

she still sexually free with him is because she'll

10:59

take like a six hour flights in New York.

11:01

I'm not shower be like the growth, go

11:03

to the gym, come home. and he'd like

11:05

of waving her like every inch of. Like

11:08

I said on the last episode I said it's one

11:10

of those is was he. Sees.

11:12

Arm upgraded. Me

11:14

Like he. He's He thinks he's

11:16

I'm. When. I see last

11:18

time where you have to be with a partner

11:20

that you feel it glow you are out of

11:23

her on a really only ego. And.

11:25

That's what has he sees out of his league. So.

11:27

A little be a little blood, you know

11:29

mean he's gonna need to go through that

11:32

cancelled. Yeah, yeah yeah, but it's I see

11:34

if you're if you're but if you're downgrading.

11:37

And. You smell pit, smell a

11:39

little blood. Suckers.

11:42

I think you feel like the person if you're

11:44

not in loves. I don't hate them. I

11:46

hate them. Hate them like your Hitler know?

11:49

It's argue your own. Nobody.

11:51

Walks. Candidates.

11:55

To says. A

11:57

Done. Event: Hot.

12:02

Want to get a ticket? I was you

12:04

as far as you are so those fear

12:06

is that kind of hate are you're rid

12:08

of it or it for you You knows

12:10

what's another like with the you'll be mad

12:13

at somebody. Besides that that era midnight harrison's

12:15

like a minor events like you. You.

12:17

Cheat is. My

12:20

It's Tested school of its. Stickers

12:26

stood out good today. for your advice

12:28

about fired as a to give. A. Kid

12:30

in school. Know. What

12:33

I have I been around me to all

12:35

the time. But. I

12:37

would leave. I was was was getting into those the

12:39

A what you have some of the bubbles I would

12:41

make it design same said he's a dragon. whatever yeah.

12:43

But. Anyway, I'm. A heated like

12:46

Dvd release tell you like if you if

12:48

he sealed in all seize on your Scantron

12:50

that you wouldn't get a passing grade. know

12:52

it's bullshit. Succeeded all season. One

12:54

day. Now. I would never had always

12:56

get a set of the ah. Nerd.

12:58

All are. There are

13:01

many not in high school know, but in

13:03

college as it stands. On yeah

13:05

I'm so glad I had ever do

13:08

that again School. right?

13:10

Aren't you glad? we're on a school? Sometimes I

13:13

had nightmares of being stuck

13:15

and. Like. Finals week or

13:17

something and then back in like

13:19

my six like three class and

13:21

a ceiling like the whole like

13:23

world is on my shoulders because

13:25

I'm not gonna pass is thinking

13:27

and forgot everything. Was

13:29

you even worry? Was she like that? Because

13:32

it's a recurring nightmare of mine. Number back

13:34

to you worried about has a staff? Oh

13:36

yeah did you? yeah my purse beat me.

13:38

I I've got ready for the beatings

13:41

out of. If you don't know it

13:43

at all, I do that every report

13:45

card. Time. Our. Getting

13:47

getting Felix I would work out right? And.

13:49

I would intense my body but I

13:51

knew all as when you get like

13:54

decent as. And you

13:56

give them to your traditional Asian parents. Holy

13:59

shit The whooping. My. Lord

14:01

sought one. I was a source. You walk

14:03

into the city as a town the stay

14:05

with say I'm It was like that. It

14:07

was terrible. but arm yeah I'd never even

14:10

tried. But. Here's a bad thing about

14:12

school. Weekend on my me

14:14

Guy Li ge. Change the times. I

14:16

agree with, you know, three, that's a hard

14:18

line is the goal of snow. I actually

14:21

don't disagree. It off. The hardest part of

14:23

my entire year college existence high school

14:25

elementary was waking up in the morning. If

14:28

school was from one the nines. Or

14:30

we got straight A's. I. Think

14:32

you would. One. Gentleman

14:35

One Nine. Now but it's not sure if is

14:37

a need sleep at like six the. Morning gonna make up at

14:39

Noir? Well no I wouldn't. I

14:41

wouldn't. Take. A sick seventy and classes

14:43

I remember as a good one who decided

14:46

this. Sub knocks it was such as over

14:48

to wake up and it's still kind of dark. Yeah.

14:51

And. I would look outside and I'll go. Does.

14:56

And he so I don't know what the fuck he just

14:58

talking about. Mister. Gilfoyle.

15:01

And the he had or yeah he has like this

15:03

always as what stayed on the tip of his media.

15:05

These like. Khaki pants or those

15:08

with a wet i keep see themselves.

15:10

oh how's it Look at Gilfoyle like

15:12

would stand or was it know Peter

15:14

Com or p Eleanor was. A.

15:16

As his moustache the he also had

15:18

a mister Magoo Snows yeah. I'll

15:21

class, I'm signing, weigh in on the

15:23

biased as it's with yet within each

15:25

domain crates and I'm a girl. Way

15:27

to earlier me like. Those. In every teacher

15:29

insular, you're like, oh, I really, really like

15:31

them. You

15:33

know the same way when they will have

15:36

to the really busy I do. You guys

15:38

are David Everything I loved and school. Ah

15:40

software do Not ever lane. Yeah. Washing up

15:42

early, concentrating on one thing for a long

15:45

time, getting tested, added, getting being able to

15:47

like, remember things that you were studied. I'd

15:49

like wishing I like could have something like

15:52

that. My life. Again, He did it. Take you

15:54

out as may be on. Your.

15:56

Religious upbringing know it's just idle.

15:58

I enjoyed like for. There's like a

16:00

leap performing. Soon. Like like structure

16:03

get figuring out ways that are

16:05

totally yeah yeah I to are

16:07

not like that. Or. Six else

16:09

as just for fun to see. I am

16:11

score. but on the grounds arbitrary Other dreamer?

16:13

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has to also eve fucking cool posts you're going

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to get. Baby was sooo is a battle

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go another bogor my story but i'm so full

19:04

right now. But. Anyway are you sit

19:06

the fuck up know cause we'd already are we

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doing are a lot of our library you know

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John So sorry that was rude. Not

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argue with, I do with the Fairmont baby. I

19:16

love it! Redline Dude.

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And when I'm saying is is that, keep

19:20

going. That's. When I went with you sir.

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Are we can always do. It with

19:25

your plane. June Yeah. April. I

19:27

can't wait off soft announcement so

19:29

either is it's it. April April

19:31

Twenty. Say anything. Finally going to

19:33

happen Gentlemen finally gonna have seen

19:35

eyes it up your von around.

19:38

As the of on tested for the audio

19:40

is our guests user gallium he's and what

19:42

hobbies as he cancelled the past three or

19:44

four times have I just have to start

19:46

like a booking him on six months before

19:48

we actually want him on doesn't like takes

19:50

a while as years as years because this

19:52

is what the deal is with him. He

19:55

always. I mean if I do years you do

19:57

Mireille I was do his first and then he

19:59

takes off. You do? I

20:01

have to do. He has two hours for pebbles. Yeah,

20:04

And. I think our numbers do else I

20:06

still need to use me and I'll yeah.

20:08

but he's a he's elevated of himself into

20:11

a different stratosphere. Yeah, before he comes out,

20:13

would you think is different about him or

20:15

things he met his. Oh.

20:17

A lot. And that smurf or

20:19

lot he is. I. Am

20:22

yeah how it is my friend. I love him

20:24

by arm get out and he's so busy that

20:26

you can really get a hold of i'm you

20:28

the call as much. On. The

20:30

East? cannot you know? You. Hear how

20:33

is doing through the folklore. Folks

20:35

the folklore in the stories of people tell.

20:38

And. It's really nice to hear all

20:40

that stuff. I'm not too bad myself.

20:43

Diane Keaton. You

20:45

got some folks are I had the weirdest. Thing. About

20:47

you is that now that you've

20:50

hit this level of success and

20:52

same you I, you are far

20:54

more like reachable. Like you answered

20:56

text messages like you've never been

20:59

more. I would agree to that. Raid like

21:01

a years sabbatical. More

21:03

accessible, I thought it was a it's not the success

21:05

of your that. But. It's

21:07

court the core now. the correlations when

21:09

medication, Now when I was it out

21:11

a hard time. Last.

21:13

Year. And arm.

21:17

I. Thought I'm. Everything was going

21:19

away. To.

21:22

People that stuck by me. Which.

21:24

Is pretty much everyone. I. Had a

21:27

deeper appreciation for us. And

21:29

that's what it was. Unlike you

21:31

know what? these people have my back and they

21:33

loved me and I love them and I should

21:35

be more present. I've

21:37

been nicer. Do you have an hour? Does. Have.

21:40

An Up as yes yes, the at

21:42

an arm or you appreciative of it.

21:44

Very much so Sir Mom appreciate your

21:46

friendship. I

21:49

appreciate your is as well. I mean but

21:51

yo years always But. If

21:54

even with Andrew I'm very appreciative and

21:56

arm I am. It,

21:58

you know? Ah, You

22:00

realize that I'm. You.

22:03

Can do this thing on your own. Anything.

22:06

Nothing percent his business. You.

22:09

Can do it alone and I you know I it. I.

22:11

Hate to say this and when I want to

22:13

call anybody out but I might not say his

22:15

name. Or my, it's. You.

22:18

I will. Ya start

22:20

a war. Okay, because I. Saw.

22:23

The other night. Med. Andra

22:25

doing a show at the Comedy Store. And.

22:28

Will those older guys from the.

22:31

Days. Passed who was a huge star.

22:33

back when I was a in high

22:35

school middle school I knew he was

22:37

Oz came in. And

22:39

you not to cause you to sit him as

22:42

a riot we talk about this whole time

22:44

of are pumping this and that is what he

22:46

was on the line up it is forty two

22:48

minutes Wow oh my god that's so the

22:50

second show started so late in that's the so

22:52

mean Anderson mean Ender sort up and I was

22:55

was go up at like eleven or something.

22:57

It's like a Levin fifty. And. This.

22:59

The. Be getting guys are starting in it was

23:01

I call it was a we were their land. And

23:05

it was because as one salon. And. I

23:07

won eight and I'm see he's also.

23:09

So. Stand up the into what it

23:11

is So. Other to would

23:13

as had a good as yeah. And

23:16

I love his son. By the way, or gambling, I

23:18

already know both. As so.

23:21

You know, did forty two minutes and

23:24

you know she doesn't hang out. He's

23:27

like Arsenio but Arsenio Hall's was. still.

23:29

Make sure he says hi to every

23:32

single person on the show and do

23:34

like a couple of lines in a

23:36

Man and he so. Charming.

23:38

Yeah, yeah, and he's so

23:41

likeable. I. Mean. The.

23:43

Dude, I'm tired that dude. Is.

23:45

Such a sweet guy and I I'm a

23:48

big I've always been a big fan when

23:50

I saw arm Harlem nights and. Coming.

23:52

To America. I. We are so

23:55

you have killed and does move. It was his whole

23:57

night. Adapter he was. By

24:00

going. On and let him answer. My Cilic would know.

24:02

Cel by Do it. But. You

24:05

know he doesn't really say hi to people.

24:07

He got a dozen influx of the show

24:09

and arms. When. I want to say is.

24:12

There. Is a vast segments. Of

24:14

these Hollywood, it's. Eerie.

24:17

Who. Do this park as as

24:19

a favor to me because I asked. They.

24:22

Don't want to do what. They. Don't know what

24:24

it is. They. Don't know the reach of has.

24:27

They. Just do it because the sake of he

24:29

is in college and ask me for a year

24:31

right? Then. When they do it. You.

24:33

Know when they realize our people did listen

24:35

to what I'm that's a problem. There's a

24:37

disconnect. Thank

24:44

you guys! I'm sorry I'm late eight

24:46

so right easy. You know, philosophy is

24:48

exam and. And love your allies or. Oh.

24:51

Thank you very much your why you have a new

24:53

love. Nice Ten? Yeah nice handle. Know.

24:55

This is a. Cold

24:59

Harbor set up. Oh

25:02

yeah they are. We are. Yeah, I love

25:04

your Pearl Harbor cinnamon and makes me want

25:06

to fuck of why India? you know, As

25:10

well. As right

25:12

India does. yeah so have over

25:14

that song ahead of that crass

25:16

ah a that is yes would

25:19

have been day matthew ask us

25:21

and fresh crab. He.

25:27

He school when I was young

25:30

my dad he lived by like

25:32

of. And when I

25:34

say like it. I. Guess it

25:36

was. I kind of like an asian guy

25:38

or whatever and I was sitting at your

25:41

command. okay every was asian you could say

25:43

okay I hear they that he would saying

25:45

the guy was like aw fresh off the

25:47

bottom or whatever your area and he wouldn't

25:50

bother with about. The.

25:52

To have a different layers of about you been

25:54

the bottom of about. Ah on away with a

25:56

fresh off the bottom like a bottle of the

25:58

sea otter. No way. A are I

26:01

don't know a ton of why his owner

26:03

of the guy he would sing new his

26:05

child driver. But. He had he.

26:09

He would sing that song. it was

26:11

like guy cause little baby time series

26:13

was dead a goon A bar you

26:16

have bro good omelette like he would

26:18

always have all different yeah and he

26:20

would seem to his son but he

26:23

had the wording wrong yeah well that's

26:25

a good what am I jugs weiser.

26:27

My dad would say Christmas songs. Rally

26:30

would is go foot off the hill.

26:33

good guy Usa cross is a good

26:35

guy and i got snow marry the

26:37

idol no small was on my that

26:39

anywhere did dead the gun and of

26:42

but you have was given the mine

26:44

time. Via How Old with your Dad?

26:46

How old would he have been? Today.

26:49

Today. Me: think about that. Because

26:51

my dad this year would have been a hundred

26:53

day and I know you had an old daddy

26:55

to a you'd have would have been one hundred

26:57

a hundred. Yes, if he was twenty nineteen, twenty

27:00

four hours. He lived in the Depression. World.

27:02

War Two: Slavery and. Jim

27:05

Crow. Oh wow Wow

27:07

Jim Crow all your

27:10

madam detail. Exact.

27:15

Is a good guy? I lot of unknowns. yeah

27:17

I don't fall over this. Is

27:21

jim crow evidence remembering that Irish? if it?

27:23

if it. yeah yeah of the that as

27:25

your breath of on my dad were below

27:27

misuse. Born in eighteenth. And.

27:29

Nineteenth Wells see my

27:31

think about. A hundred and

27:34

twelve that. Hundred. And twelve years.

27:37

While. Hundreds of years old Hundred

27:39

and twelve years old. that's insane year

27:41

while etti gone up by you will

27:44

marry as you know for a was

27:46

just crazy here in this god is

27:48

yeah are the season guy he didn't

27:51

do it but when you first say

27:53

get mad at bat my dad really

27:55

do an ace and like you did

27:58

it feel Asian Yeah. Little.

28:02

Every got every other door do Korea

28:04

had every got every guy. like I

28:06

said that he goes into varies ever

28:08

been with us of our buried and

28:10

goes no bars and was broke a

28:13

window. I see that as I just

28:15

had the words raj and. A Leg

28:17

Scylla P New Steven Seagal. Oh

28:19

My. God People of in the. Vs in the Philippines.

28:21

A growing up like Steven Seagal was like

28:23

our favorite white guy. Really well on. The.

28:26

His I have no idea I think action

28:28

movies said now you're Filipinos like see red

28:30

white guy. Because. Of your eclipsing. He

28:32

loves the Latino. Or love a man.

28:34

I wish. I

28:37

do And I was God made more. How many

28:39

are there? Seven hundred? Sixty million around the

28:41

world. Your idly as a wheel of us

28:43

he did too much they guess it's it's

28:45

it's I think that forty billion to watch

28:48

others say got a disperse more of a

28:50

mother gonna like different area like they should

28:52

airdrop I'm in a different area that were

28:54

like are are i know Cleveland for the

28:56

a snap obey the get rewards of event

28:58

they us live a bone to pick with

29:00

you man you do you move God is

29:03

this about you guys catch him Brendan online

29:05

or some know. If

29:07

I'll go without another, Do It. Has

29:10

nothing to do the internet. Is not

29:12

as a do with you and I do

29:14

to us as it it was you I'd

29:17

all right really in our friendship those oh

29:19

really day off the hook has a check

29:21

this out a player of Saigon Adam I

29:23

don't I get forces emotional my area the

29:26

other that last week broad I don't know

29:28

by you on Mars a lot. Of

29:31

the I. Saw.

29:34

The other night but I want to go back

29:36

and of what about the other night? I me

29:38

a fine lady. At

29:40

the com restore. Oh yeah okay you know

29:42

with the on. The Nice:

29:45

And. we're talking is a key I got your

29:47

com ago yeah yeah as she goes of a

29:49

big snowfall bonds him up for to them you

29:52

know. Super. Really? You know I'm.

29:56

Gonna be with some. Have a sense of

29:58

a gun violence. It. John. M

30:00

C. Them. And. I go walking

30:02

home right now. So.

30:05

I'm a speakerphone. I call

30:07

went on numbers born on

30:09

this phone is disconnected. Call

30:11

the other one to no

30:13

this phone is disconnected. Know

30:16

the numbers work and then I look at your name

30:18

on it and it's green. Which. Means.

30:21

Is. Disconnected? Yeah right. Now.

30:24

I'm thinking you have a new phone number right?

30:26

Yeah. right?

30:30

I guess what? But. On. One,

30:32

it. You. Know. None. Of. That I

30:34

don't want to. Be. Good at it

30:36

as a to insult to injury. What it?

30:38

to add insult to injury I added a

30:40

injured right. Added. Up ya

30:43

my own I I well I

30:45

love playing alone and let us

30:47

know if you're a suit I

30:49

way I know, Fleetwood Bullets or

30:51

get our do. So. Then

30:53

the next day I get a fucking

30:55

text. From. Young Gravy. Young

30:59

Gravy. Go I go. Hey. You

31:01

know it because yeah no the he knows he I go

31:03

to. Do you know that Ceo? Changes.

31:06

Number and Young Gray because yeah,

31:08

I got it. You want it

31:10

and I go. Know, I

31:12

doubt I'll tell you why. Young really?

31:15

just another before Bobby Lee. Oh wow

31:17

why is that true? Know how you

31:19

say to me right now? Wow. Okay

31:22

Fleetwood Union One sided threat or use

31:24

of the grew emotional run on them

31:26

for rights are just it's adult play

31:28

story with me. Poppy arises listener. It

31:31

says they get out What you're saying

31:33

to me now is sir it to

31:35

the world. Is. That young

31:38

gravy, Max sorry. right?

31:41

Here's. A closer friend to you than me,

31:44

A. Safe from your mouth as. Would

31:46

I would say that is overall

31:49

our. Yes,

31:52

I started with

31:54

the older people

31:56

in my phone.

31:58

Ah, So

32:01

I will send it to you

32:03

soon. Yet. The half,

32:05

you know what was. The.

32:08

Add a you're doing, You know what? It's

32:10

so funny what you're doing that you're doing

32:12

a half smile open mouth technique. You do

32:14

this. Drive. And a

32:16

sarcastic skill is not real on and it's

32:18

condescending. Okay okay so I'm going to say

32:21

this year I know. And

32:23

to the world. And or how many people listen

32:25

to this. I. Consider

32:27

you. A. Good friend of

32:29

mine's. I love you so much!

32:32

Sorry if my hurry. Know. I

32:34

said i love you are just

32:36

getting values as did I said

32:39

it okay right and so it

32:41

on Be real images. If

32:43

any what if you got in a car accident

32:46

while and of what's your shoulder blade got damaged.

32:48

Or. You lost a frog and toad. Situation

32:51

lost a couple inches at Kercher yeah yeah

32:53

it are less as I never the hospital

32:55

I would be the number one guy that

32:57

way to frantically make phone calls goat tell

33:00

me how with hospitals and is that right?

33:02

And. Then what thou you to smoke outside of the

33:04

hospital or whatever. Yeah, be

33:06

there to. Answer. Of beauty or me. Him

33:10

as the day outside their rights. So

33:12

when I ain't afraid so what I'm

33:14

saying to use it I don't want

33:16

it and I ever wanted. By.

33:19

One they don't I also that

33:21

girl it made me look at

33:23

school really A I felt foolish.

33:26

As she laughed at risk as you don't have

33:28

his number of hahahaha and I got you know

33:30

I lady was right at that. yeah I did.

33:34

He was alive. She was right, he

33:36

said As big an honest with. Yes

33:40

she is right So allergies wondering if

33:42

you want from tall the small more

33:44

we get in there were getting their

33:46

yeah so wouldn't be as good as

33:48

it would adam. Divine.

33:50

Get up because before me you in him

33:52

we get it Probably both around may. Just

33:57

because it takes a long time ago to your contact the it's

33:59

and you're not. Brown Rye takes forever It exists

34:01

in a the have to prove the some

34:03

is you people are like decides you and

34:06

I'll call you that s a g word

34:08

rye rye rye rye and then arm but

34:10

you know what what I'm talking about the

34:12

i am no be like this is exactly

34:14

why eighty were go though the idea and

34:16

i've whoa yeah it is the of the

34:19

centipede some as it takes a couple minutes

34:21

of him reminded wrong address you yeah but

34:23

look man is on cracked over my heart

34:25

dude. You be

34:27

in their eyes. Yeah, in

34:30

Iraq. Yeah that's better said the

34:32

not enough process of other and I are gonna

34:34

say that the status of the.and I want to

34:36

say this okay don't do that Your eyes you

34:38

They will What I want to make I'm flattered

34:41

you for your health will stay that way. Idol

34:43

Bites I want to say this a good deal

34:45

is number one. Mass. You question?

34:49

On prose it is like being isn't

34:51

of worse course today So I'm like

34:53

I'm sad it's of Brendan trial is.

34:59

The author I will say my thoughts: are

35:01

you guys so harassing him on the editor

35:03

Another that sort of dodge judge may I

35:05

may have opposing. Simply they pose a question

35:07

of as. I'm

35:10

pretty sure out of all your friends. On.

35:12

Cause. I

35:14

was probably the least amount of. Person that

35:17

would tax soon. For. Us you. Are

35:19

today about things. Here. Communicate with the

35:21

area so why wouldn't I was in? I'm not

35:23

gonna be intrusive or bother you in any kind

35:26

of way. I would never. Knew

35:28

I didn't a good needed the number. Or

35:31

that see that's what I thought as good as and

35:33

that's a really good at what he thinks judge as

35:35

good as pretty good idea of a rebuttal. I.

35:38

Do need it. Answers things.

35:41

Is it? Because. He needed the you

35:43

don't wanna a never wanted it would ask

35:45

for. A. Nap ask for never

35:48

going to ask. Ah, I'm athletic.

35:50

some of it. See. We have

35:52

this yes like every vote as an equal have the

35:54

rest of his know why us have two or three

35:56

thousand how your stash all right so high the restaurants.

36:00

right? You know what? Hide one number?

36:02

The improv hide one number at Penn

36:04

Taco like a couple were out. How

36:07

to get another one thousand dollars? A

36:09

big house in Dylan's as one number

36:11

at a porn addiction? Me to. Hide.

36:17

All right side those numbers of find

36:19

those numbers right and I will put

36:21

them together. Do this. All the are

36:23

saw yeah so sorry man. Is

36:26

a D I will give it to. yeah I will give

36:28

a T soon. What does that mean? Was

36:31

amiss at the you know it means when

36:33

you know. I think I'm glad we're talking

36:35

about it and I wish I was driven.

36:37

It's a. Great

36:40

day for it. Let's move up. And okay, yeah, let's

36:42

move on. But I yeah yeah, you're going to it.

36:44

It. Dignity.

36:46

And it man was a spoke as sort of

36:48

here in peace man I came. Oh that's true,

36:51

that's true award The authentic garb. At

36:53

night I use it. And I

36:56

just I'm happy to be or mans

36:58

over top gun but. Those

37:00

more like a Magnum Pi day or whatever,

37:02

right? right? I agree. I did a luxury

37:04

yachts record low for a harbor. kind of

37:06

odd or whatever I actually like. If you're

37:08

pro harbor you would have been that that.

37:11

If I was on which side. Of

37:14

american side you're sleeping. Oh.

37:16

Yeah. I'm is your see fire what would

37:19

you do if I ran for arbor I

37:21

use as a run at? yeah in the

37:23

scenario running I would call the police. probably

37:25

really the local white. A

37:28

white the video feed ego A H It's a who

37:30

I pity would show up the you know they got

37:33

a lot a call if I didn't They no one

37:35

ever talks about them when they talk about that was.

37:37

The. Arm or why and Police.

37:40

right? Will mobile world public was dammed

37:42

up in the upper arm. You.

37:44

Know what I was I would call was the fire trucks.

37:48

I'm on fire or something. I would you be a

37:50

fire. Was nine and one already a thing? that? then.

37:52

That's a great Questions A Real. Thing

37:55

sounds dude arm I went and saw the last

37:57

guy where the line of fires were. Hello. It

38:00

all wrong Image via Sad.

38:03

On. Both are unbelievable that

38:05

how much stuff. Got.

38:07

Burned and our. Front Street. Yeah,

38:09

crazy and more. Like blocks are

38:11

like just it blew my mind. I

38:13

thought it was a small area. It's

38:16

a lot of the it's a lot

38:18

of area that's got burned into. Some

38:20

of the stories you hear from like

38:22

the fire department that was there and

38:24

the water. their it ran out a

38:26

water like there wasn't enough at a

38:28

certain point. It is water to stop.

38:30

I think they got their just starting

38:32

like rigid or similar. the river rebuilding

38:34

just starting on T C you can

38:36

go to Maui. Yeah, you can

38:38

just. Like I can specifically or just general

38:40

people. Music: go to now Eat out What

38:42

happened. Said this is ugly leg in a

38:45

line is ellen like rebuilding. Mode where Dwight?

38:47

what was widely ah, that's not. On.

38:49

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38:51

Euro isn't latter. Yeah while a

38:53

l more like yeah saying see people

38:56

lot of this house and Whites is

38:58

a slurping pineapple am up my as

39:00

with the whites yeah yeah I love

39:02

it but arms lot of with the

39:04

worst. Palm. Prey on is

39:06

that were site. The. Day I

39:09

pay off by Yeah yeah, is that. Sort

39:11

of like right before, like up country that's not

39:13

in line. Or there's out of was pale.

39:16

Affect my smile and say is fantasy raise

39:18

your right says it's delicious or I resorted

39:20

to how was made or like based on

39:22

the white race Does. Out.

39:24

Was not them and like hires. Yeah,

39:27

I'll like it all I get. Who

39:30

have I know? I know a somebody that made

39:32

a Spanish person. At

39:35

the track that that back when you grow euros and

39:37

put on some weight on a. Silver.

39:40

what am I? Yes, I mean that

39:42

she fat rise as it. Got

39:45

so excited to say that are you deborah? You do

39:47

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39:50

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42:35

with your like that's all they do as is

42:37

in on and unoriginal. Boy you eating more

42:39

like millipede or are they were labeled

42:41

a lotta you have. A

42:44

specific is a snail. Is a

42:46

to like some roundabout way as like Lou lots

42:48

of Mcdonald. All you had run fast. I.

42:54

I be. I would love to see your face on the wide screen.

42:56

Or use your hobbies of just as

42:59

flat screen it'll the was a curve.

43:01

The with the volume. Your face

43:04

is not that much smaller than his. Your

43:06

face is on an adventure

43:08

is. Heard

43:12

it all intents what you're saying. Good

43:15

I not say I don't know what

43:17

I'm saying. I'm trying to salty life.

43:19

I know, I know. But so I

43:21

brought more I have I Indiana Jones

43:23

the kind of odd like a Tomb

43:26

Raider face. Is going on

43:28

an adventure? Yes, Yeah, Well you

43:30

mean by that I think it

43:32

just seems like well as we

43:34

age we look different. Agreed, agreed,

43:36

agreed upon us. Do I look

43:38

older? You? I think you look

43:40

a little bit more. Know.

43:43

You know, look older. Are going to to

43:45

younger or you look. In different. Yeah,

43:48

but I did. Have a

43:50

good way. I don't

43:52

know Man, I love. You have a

43:54

man. Who?

43:56

Wow. Oh God boy. They'll

43:58

fuck you improve. Then body. Fat

44:01

Plastic gotta gotta get smashed in prison around

44:04

the holidays or a bad guy. I'm really

44:06

getting Fat Man. I look Christmas Plum right

44:08

there may be set up as. You

44:12

look at eve of and out Now I just

44:14

got his jacket from some I know but as

44:16

a just you know from what I see online

44:18

you look great on the in the photos now

44:20

and band has been busy a lot man with

44:22

of an alien and a killer Yeah right now

44:24

how do you feel I feel pretty fun. I

44:26

feel little better I'd be I filled as busy

44:28

I feel like I wish her adults. I thought

44:30

any to make more time for things that are probably a

44:32

little bit more important yeah, be your stress out. I

44:35

am Dislike: I want to do things pretty good

44:37

as well as you can do without. You cannot

44:39

put too many things are people offer you other

44:41

stuff to do and then you're like you don't

44:43

want to let make people you know you know

44:45

when to let people down and so does kind

44:47

of trying to figure out like when I'm letting.

44:49

People. Down or am I let myself down

44:51

by like over committing and like you know

44:53

his tenets of se. figure some that out

44:55

sometimes. but I say yes to things and

44:58

I regret it like a month later. Yeah

45:00

you do that. I do it. but you

45:02

one thing you do about it was that

45:04

I noticed that you do really well. men

45:06

as at you assume that you made a

45:08

decision like about a year ago just to

45:10

commit and do new things and like be

45:12

more outgoing. Yoyo and off to me abner

45:14

Cel lauded sites. Wow man Bobby like. He.

45:17

Does he keeps going? You know he doesn't isolate

45:19

as much a given the you would think. Maybe

45:21

I have. Ah I'm not at abbey like I've

45:23

been going to like I've been for some us

45:25

have to go to like. Dinners.

45:27

And get mad birthday party last night. I would your

45:29

birthday party like barely. I didn't want to go. Bow.

45:32

Just like us have to go because a sick I

45:34

just have to learn how to do it. And.

45:36

For the most part, mostly psych in

45:38

who was it for? Armed.

45:40

Dumbfounded. Oh really? A John Pagano? John?

45:42

Yeah yeah yeah. so it Yemen and

45:44

it was awful. See an open to

45:46

be were there. And have a

45:49

conversation with several friends of mine. but it's

45:51

like a lot of times it's I, I

45:53

think. What? Do I say next? Or

45:55

how do I. You. Know, I

45:57

know, I just I get stuck. Oh

45:59

yeah, The you have a day something and then

46:01

someone settling back in like Will now would I

46:04

be I never the I got married to his

46:06

yeah yeah I've you're stuck in also in like

46:08

dates when I go on dates with a when

46:10

I get stuck composition like a sort. Of

46:13

like a small others like a job interview some

46:15

that. Is as exactly how it. Or as

46:17

so, I'm so I will. Your parents don't want your

46:19

life went out, he got a divorce. And year really

46:21

give a fuck on a Thursday? I don't let air

46:24

in the area and it will. You really wanna

46:26

know what to foresee deaths? That's a good question

46:28

cause it's like he assigns your try. It's almost.

46:30

You're going through the most is what do you

46:32

really? Are You just fantasies? Even like being around

46:34

the idol. That's. Exactly it. I think if

46:36

there's like to sir a connection maybe that's

46:39

not like build their conversation like as as

46:41

I just want to know that I like

46:43

that we someone smell, I like the way

46:45

their voice sounds know and but because I've

46:48

been and dates were it's felt as brutal

46:50

rape yeah and he probably walk away being

46:52

like wow that was a great date and

46:54

I walked away be like I never want

46:57

to do that again that seltzer. so like

46:59

like like a job interview. Yeah. I'm

47:01

and Urban Dates were. the conversation wasn't necessarily

47:03

good, but the feeling was good. Yeah, and

47:06

so I think that's what you're looking for.

47:08

The feeling, not so much what was said

47:10

or how well it was said. Yeah,

47:12

I got my son. Of. Fun! yeah

47:14

yeah of like to spend more time that

47:16

person or be around them again. Yeah exactly

47:19

does changes you a bit older to your

47:21

like the on what story can a tell

47:23

you or something it's hard to like us

47:25

is important lesson. With.

47:28

You if you like animals. I

47:30

hate on much as I can I he dogs a cat.

47:32

Once. They say that I'm out. As

47:35

funny. Do like animals. The

47:37

addressee know it's I. I guess you have

47:40

a pet give a dog or a cow

47:42

at all. I'm. Not opposed to

47:44

what are We just haven't had the opportunity

47:46

be an owner array but arms assessment of

47:48

some as you than arm be a growing

47:50

up. Did you have an animal or don't

47:52

know I got attacked by couple the dogs.

47:54

what else? My gay friend used to raise

47:56

pit bulls and how yeah. Would.

47:59

Also was a lot of like it kind of dog

48:01

violence in our organ them as you know the last

48:03

violence if you are you live in a house. I

48:05

live in a apartment okay I'll have an house

48:08

and as fun as we the right us So

48:10

view is are you heard a dog whimpering

48:12

in your back yard? a puppy right? How do

48:14

we know it's of happy. The. Winters

48:16

ever. Earlier. Post

48:22

ah that means a t is ready.

48:25

Oh I've just got. I'm going to sound

48:27

effects school and I admit stuff the fuck

48:30

is our try to get it. Dude

48:37

as the headed off in a Physicist

48:39

Isabelle Huppert the top of fuck out

48:41

of a black? or yeah, Blasio? Yeah,

48:43

that's right, A

48:48

three. Pretty good right now. Would you do? I

48:50

hear that? Yeah, As a

48:52

quiet down. For

48:56

me, for me I'll be like no I

48:58

don't want to see this versus that is

49:00

for me. Now are we go out there

49:02

and sack of it's an animal. I would

49:04

probably take a flash hider some that at

49:06

night. Yeah and you would end You've and

49:08

I know you feel. You.

49:10

Would do that as you could. You would take the fucking

49:12

poppy. Bring. It inside probably google a

49:14

good why do you mean I do. You do

49:16

all that stuff. I don't think you would leave

49:19

a puppy out there. Who that would be free?

49:21

the owner? who would do that. There are people

49:23

that was. there's been people one time. I understand

49:25

my buddy's house where children and he said oh

49:27

and we're all sleep in at his house right

49:30

in there. They had a dog. They.

49:32

Had a dog. That. Was

49:34

howling all night. And

49:37

I was so scared. We're all in his

49:39

room. there's like five of us who was

49:41

a sleep over and he had all these

49:44

animals cages are on the wall and the

49:46

all these pets right all different hats like

49:48

everything from Chinchilla is to like fuckin i'm

49:50

couple a little you know everything yet scenario

49:52

gay and a la mars or whatever you

49:55

know his medals not gonna put you up

49:57

with us a that case I'll go relax

49:59

the cages. And all the animals your

50:01

name know officers. Ib

50:04

is is our blood coming out what's going

50:06

on here but they were nocturnal an hour

50:08

ago everybody goes to sleep and I can't

50:10

sleep and there's a ceiling fan whirring in

50:12

all the and was will cops and they're

50:14

all looking with their eyes at me out

50:16

of their cages and I'm the only person

50:18

awake and was so scared to go to

50:20

sleep because they had like five or six

50:22

snakes he had in there and the dog

50:25

was how an outside all night route side.

50:27

He and his dad went out there middle

50:29

of in I popped. Him on know to

50:31

the dog's life or the do for left

50:33

a gun out there and the dog took

50:35

his eye but I don't believe audibly with

50:37

they don't have that Dad did Yeah yeah

50:39

wow that's fucking broke my heart man. Yeah

50:41

so I think there was a lot alike

50:43

animal violence around. Throwing

50:45

away last year while that saw that

50:47

we'd all danger people would have attack

50:50

dogs, there will be dogs loose in

50:52

our area that would attack people a

50:54

lot. As a different time it was

50:56

when there was more loose dogs. Natal

50:58

season was loose dogs run. Yeah. Mushroom

51:00

Florida I had a dog him Skippy was

51:02

a Yorkshire terrier and I I i threw

51:04

out kept throwing Skippy under the bed. And.

51:07

He hit the fucking. Bad.

51:09

With just one leg and

51:12

broke his leg on Obama.

51:14

Let right because ability. As

51:17

she wouldn't got chopsticks. And.

51:19

Tied to a tight and just decided to

51:21

to a this as a splints. yes. And.

51:24

I got August top six. work. with

51:26

that it's going to the vet. Two

51:28

hundred of that's helping to that's helping.

51:30

I think my daddy don't abide issue

51:32

a new pod touch. Via.

51:38

This guy was singing those kinda like area as

51:40

and know anything. We'd How do you diesel out

51:43

on dates at all? Or do you just like

51:45

meet women through friends? Yeah. What is

51:47

I've been doing? I've been doing some dating. I

51:49

haven't been doing that good at it. I pick

51:51

up, do some work in more. You.

51:53

Know when I think I just haven't been focused on

51:55

its are Alameda. Feel bad about everything? I think when

51:58

I'm a little more ready maybe? Ah, time for. More

52:00

and better You. Go. On dates and actually enjoy your

52:02

time. Or you just like. Our fuck I just got

52:04

to get through this. Yeah, go on dates and

52:06

enjoy my time. I went on some dates with

52:08

a girl and national in and day some day

52:10

to the girl here. It

52:13

has been good out There is something. I. Forgot

52:15

to tell you. Saw

52:19

it when a fucking finishes Syria and will

52:21

little will drop your head of V F

52:23

W and park and let it all things.

52:26

I met a group the store

52:28

beautiful for that right and we

52:30

were talking the about a drink

52:32

and saw yes little rat. Peace

52:34

though I am. I

52:38

see Santa some on various yeah

52:40

and I'm secular begin I go

52:42

awry dollar, get knocked on so

52:44

on the I go arm and

52:46

she goes I go. Whoa. What's this?

52:49

article? The Aisle. Are. You single because I

52:51

am I and it was a sort are gonna go with

52:53

you did accomplish you I did I do when i companies

52:55

with the of on she said. The

52:58

Syria and then I go. What happens

53:00

is analytical asked us to surprise. So.

53:03

I'll take you out because now. And

53:08

then please use as Santa I just got

53:11

of her last ah last game broke me.

53:14

A blog me like as you date mean I to

53:16

these girls that would they you and not much I

53:18

don't think so. I think there's more to this than

53:20

than than than the other you know? But when I'm

53:22

an artist the I see that don't at the lab

53:24

rat ideals are not less know we don't impress over

53:26

at all to be a spade mean speed up brothel.

53:28

I know that be a spate of cross. oh really

53:30

I don't have crossover with yes but if you're young

53:32

you guys would have more of. You.

53:35

Guys are probably have more crossover if you're on

53:37

time though. Would

53:39

it be you? They were late for Spade

53:41

A Spade late that your site. I'm not

53:44

saying he. Would

53:46

you say I've dug up to say each sip it

53:48

up late. I sort of

53:50

list for Maryland stay with a fighter. Oh yeah,

53:52

oh yeah, oh yeah I did. He complained that

53:54

about your ah. he didn't say anything that he

53:56

didn't say my ib those the first time I

53:59

ever saw him man. Like.

54:01

I'd never seen David Spade mad. And.

54:03

When I saw him he was so disappointed

54:05

a you wanted to leave oh I know

54:07

it was hard eighth. Seeded. Stay

54:09

like a trooper by our trooper to yeah,

54:12

see help me. I ran outta gas one

54:14

times. I'm a rag ask hobby. Up

54:17

every guest. Twenty six, Twenty seven

54:19

times. Yeah, see, some brought me

54:21

gas. Yeah. Out. There on the

54:24

hill here now is nice of I'm so

54:26

nice yeah as out what about you guess.

54:29

I. Would lead us. With the why don't you

54:31

think you guys would ever have crossover. Predating.

54:34

Yeah I think obviously. look dude both of

54:36

us are getting older. We obviously have severe

54:38

to have been issues were out as a

54:40

large a man. Really? Just

54:42

Guy A guy. I'm sorry.

54:45

That's. Not it. Guys are

54:47

right. And I'll listen. I

54:49

want to say something about we Know

54:51

you do. He

54:55

always says that. Sweden

54:58

do who we got here. Says

55:02

you was it his eyes of the. We're

55:05

excited about our eyes man so I

55:07

already told you do that on rye.

55:09

I had massive two or three people.

55:12

They go The only reason why rematch

55:14

with us because can you look real

55:16

with Cel? Swear to God. That.

55:19

Would block them on riots. I do find

55:21

it interesting that a lot of my

55:23

and lesbian friends. Had said this.

55:26

We'd. Only go straight for the L. Lead.

55:28

Girl like, like. Buzzi.

55:31

Girl Jamelia the I years.

55:33

Very much beloved. Your your to different

55:35

caliber right now with them Me: Not

55:37

granted, I still compete. Oh.

55:40

Yeah, I'm still at up to bat,

55:42

right? Yes, But a different league as

55:45

and. Like. As a local

55:47

circuit. Years. He

55:49

had a box choice sir. About researcher

55:51

point I say is that that slipper?

55:53

a different league because you know and

55:55

just grew that at the comedy store.

55:57

When I go let's go out and

55:59

know. Oh she was a beautiful habitual

56:01

like a model element of fucked it

56:04

up Probably? yeah you probably does. Sometimes

56:06

you don't even see lose the money's

56:09

number new and even know who they

56:11

are anymore. I know before my number

56:13

is as tip at Tiffany's San Francisco

56:15

or a Amid Francisco Tampa Bay and

56:18

you go. Why? Did I put temporary

56:20

a hobby drive met in Tampa Bay? And

56:22

I got her number and thinking that if

56:24

I say tampa be on the sunk a

56:26

being stubborn remember but i always forget gray

56:28

area for men are. Anywhere.

56:30

Do what I'm not looking down on

56:33

myself. I'm. Chillier, that and I.

56:35

And. I'm going to find true love soon. You

56:37

know? Are you guys ever thought about joining the

56:39

service? Is. That

56:42

oh, the military? Yes, Yes. out of

56:44

I. Well, As the cut off Now forty four,

56:46

right? Yes, forty four days of

56:48

or as oh I can still

56:50

join Case familiar. What division? ah

56:52

what does this? ah probably is

56:55

sort of his. Riot

56:57

How we first or last are indeed a

56:59

war I would do with. This. Sort

57:01

of years ago offer us where your

57:04

prerogative who the drums are far I

57:06

have lots of as of of a

57:08

part of the first got absolutely erotic

57:10

like it normally to to am a

57:13

nuisance aussi pulling to to similar. On

57:17

a drama as incredible as a

57:19

war though you and I I

57:21

see we would you know was

57:23

surprise. There. Is a state

57:25

I just always love being around you Man

57:27

I'm just relax, always forgets on a summer's

57:29

find that ion or I don't year would

57:31

you and I survive? You would be in

57:33

the little ah. The.

57:37

Transfer whatever fossil in the foxhole gay us.

57:39

and yeah, I'd probably have to go out

57:41

and guess firewood are no, no, no no

57:43

no, you're not going out there day. What

57:45

if? What would you know? Why? are you

57:47

know why Mccain? If I were. You

57:50

know I'm not getting fire was. A. Day One:

57:53

Because. I'd be defy with the bodies. The

57:56

Close I mean that the word. All use

57:59

the closer Wang to. Make bar area

58:01

of I gather up I get a

58:03

strip others dead soldiers, a pilot up

58:05

and the nazis easier. To.

58:07

Flammable. okay right but three minutes later we're going to

58:09

need to be while you're you're you're you're you're okay.

58:11

but the they check it out that I'd have a

58:14

check it out rather but I would be like we

58:16

out to be cities with the shifters organ or the

58:18

his daily. The such. Go

58:20

now. And

58:23

we go together, right? But we crawl. You

58:25

go first. I'll be right. but yeah, yeah,

58:27

yeah, but we would. So we crowd us

58:29

or way. Check. This out of crawl

58:31

on our side like this. But

58:34

also to new Frolic for all I could

58:36

you probably know you crawl dead. You

58:39

probably dead so when you hear to move it

58:42

you're dead. Yes out there like or that something

58:44

was going with and you crawl debts, you're in

58:46

the dead positions in oil or yourself and blood

58:48

already all know we are going to all tag

58:50

a black people's lie. Why people right outside the

58:53

blood. Wow it was now Allah. I like your

58:55

idea mans. I don't know if we could handle

58:57

a big war though. The. Trauma.

59:00

A. Computer. And

59:02

you leave been through some death man. I

59:06

have my dad. Who

59:08

does? The. Involvement There's some that's

59:11

a weird thing while staying alive. As

59:13

people that, yeah, you know, Yeah

59:15

comics as a I guess we have since I'm.man

59:17

I soon as a single bucks do fear death.

59:20

Do us fear it is now. I mean

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I target Dmt that kind of so you

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would. It's gonna be like all right so

59:26

it's not like spooky. I just wonder if

59:28

you get it eventually. See everybody again to

59:30

get to me back up with the old

59:32

gang or not. what did you did you?

59:35

Witness. Something on the empty. yeah, this kind

59:37

of like a tree to screw straight out

59:39

of my throat up into the heavens. and

59:41

then, ah. Yeah

59:43

and the rise. Everything's gonna be okay. How

59:46

how do I owe Oscar feel? Pretty.

59:48

Pretty cool because I'm Donna. yeah now I wanna

59:51

do it the guess it do it says. So

59:53

it seems like is right up your alley. A

59:55

I know every formative years to tell me not

59:57

to do it all. Who is people? Who you're

1:00:00

You're you're added. You're going to get addicted to

1:00:02

Iowa. Guys, I've never heard people want me to

1:00:04

my Alaska right? You know me, They don't get

1:00:06

into the shit like dogs are. Get fuckin' hang

1:00:09

out with my spirit again physicists at the idea.

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I did a right over here. Man by damn

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Popeye. The first time I have I have a

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up as an Air B M Beta. far from

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the I. I heard it's i

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and besides running get like some this anger

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at at me. And are bomb

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like made this same lightsaber with my mouth

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that would make when I was like a

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cuban I was like angry com as in

1:00:40

it when I got their shape right. It's.

1:00:43

All. This anger flew out of

1:00:45

my fucking body while. As

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you make a noise at. Ah

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I saw I made it but it was like asylum or

1:00:52

as I get you could make noise the like. Yeah.

1:00:56

And then it is. I mean, it

1:00:58

literally came from my toes. This for

1:01:00

the wall, you could feel about forty

1:01:02

two. It was a cubillas of. Anger.

1:01:04

Through time. Yes, that's exactly what it we're

1:01:07

of when your childhood to yeah from the

1:01:09

beginning of time. Wrong. And it did. I

1:01:11

felt. Immediately better after than

1:01:13

I'd thought in years. Sounds uneasy. I'm

1:01:16

a yeah, I needed my kids is

1:01:18

it really isn't all that a lot

1:01:20

of you all the on all this

1:01:22

ah and I'll I'll winds is it

1:01:24

just fucking throw that out of you.

1:01:27

I don't know any other way

1:01:30

to do it. man that's a

1:01:32

thing. but he talking and we

1:01:34

can you talk it out? Yeah

1:01:36

we just take you probably couple

1:01:38

decades. Figure this, it does it

1:01:40

in. Like. Two.

1:01:42

Days Who. Had to leave that as

1:01:44

you do this cause else how well ketamine.

1:01:46

Worked for me. And. I did it

1:01:48

once and it just. Listed.

1:01:51

All. Of my anxieties is just like China

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cleared my. Window. Pane a little

1:01:56

bit. And I was I glad Never

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felt at this fast and desist. Then like

1:02:00

and I was on. like. Like. The.

1:02:03

Meds for a very long time. I was younger.

1:02:06

Nothing. Works as good as ketamine. I'm so

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sober on still active. Are you sexually

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1:02:29

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me. Oh wow Is that like a

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tradition or center? I don't know seen I

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believe your will ever know she was homeless

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or something. I don't know which are what.

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since the book and read the full circuit

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asked me what of one hundred lumen I

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topic right before the just spit in the

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could you're. Right

1:02:54

as you go. Yeah, she's. A

1:02:56

didn't have to ask. You should have already done that. Would

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make that sound idea of he's a

1:03:00

bright is. No,

1:03:02

it was a skittles of your

1:03:05

father. Yeah, that's a little

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intellidot spit it means like you eat

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I com. I feel

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empty. Mom. And depressed

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dude, I do to right? so that it's

1:04:13

like. A load times like I just

1:04:15

don't want them. I want them to leave. Bad.

1:04:18

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1:04:20

just stay with somebody. it's after at

1:04:22

not. An. A for a couple

1:04:24

hours I feel empty but then I'm pretending but

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you didn't real are your ex you ac usain

1:04:29

if you actually go if I actually cup. So

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awesome! As. I do like hearing the stuff

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1:04:38

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1:04:40

to get around you yeah years there's either

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day I I met her com as she

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1:04:54

and that you were both naked. And. She

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kind of late has hit his head here.

1:04:58

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thing you want to concerned because you can

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tolerate. It the after sex.

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to. I still liked them alive. he has in

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or out. When you when the poison has

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been sucked out of you then you stop

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liking them immediate. And in either of us

1:05:18

said this before but of I've done some

1:05:20

clever. Armor. You.

1:05:23

Date a girl who has a dog

1:05:25

who lives by themselves. Okay,

1:05:29

Why? Because. Eventually.

1:05:31

They go I gotta go home because

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harrys I got a walk her oh

1:05:36

yeah and I got all your ah.

1:05:38

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when they spend the night, do you? I

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ah a fight with that. It

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doesn't seem like your. I

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verify with that I just I mean it doesn't seem like it

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does. He. Want to say

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that the for our duel of activities about I'm

1:05:55

I'm not, I'm a gentleman. Did you guys have

1:05:58

separate bedrooms? Zealots together? No no no Wow. Yeah,

1:06:00

but she was the only person I could sleep.

1:06:03

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I thought you know that use it We know how sometimes you with

1:06:07

a new girl. I. Just can't

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sleep. They they just. The.

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you don't want to move. And what said body?

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out at all but like was

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her she was like. I

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can sleep next to like a baby flag idea

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next to him with let like a baby you sounded

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man. Stood

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would you do on. Amigo.

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of nastier Mexican now. You see, I don't

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do this right now don't we love each

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other Man's we've got a good religious him.

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1:06:55

so. oh shut up. As far as I

1:06:57

don't know what you're fucking use your name

1:07:00

address, what the fuck your did you come

1:07:02

around us? How Jonas. You. Come around

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dad, what was the fucking year and you

1:07:06

pocket for the slaying. It's your fucking guy

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was even make a fucking scene and then

1:07:11

you drive off at your father. Horsey do

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I'm a recruiter brother. Okay, Adjusted.

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over there. I. Will go you

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november with that friends. That.

1:07:33

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1:07:35

y. L I know why. Are

1:07:37

you know why, right? Yeah I got the phone call.

1:07:39

You. Know why, right? We.

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all of his and the cypress off the hook

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is this is a thirty commercial uses. I

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don't I thought it is yoga and I don't

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know why. is a thing as a pretty or

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what? It hundred more years as opposed. To

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start a class of the sit at. the longer I

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got up of it as if not he

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also it you don't see them with that

1:08:05

close it all get I said and before

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yeah you did way better was your fancy

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suit and consumers are all those are cool

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zoos. What? Is it just feels

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weird? But it's fine. I like

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it. Salads, So the size of I Like it's a

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lesson that we learned. What? Is the last season.

1:08:20

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1:08:22

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1:08:25

I'm in this were in bad friends in the

1:08:27

same city as Theo. And

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I'm. Busy

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with as we were going to give. Users:

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wife. Vicki

1:08:39

sold out back to back to back

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shows. Their. You be killed It there.

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1:08:46

a moment like Shane Gillis As you know, Because.

1:08:49

Of like the top. Why do the on

1:08:51

planet earth right now? No man. yeah dude,

1:08:53

you're Killian. Are you doing yeah municipally of

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it's been awesome. Man, I can't even believe

1:09:00

it sometimes. But on a method that you're

1:09:02

not humble about as and you're very humble

1:09:05

about I think you know maybe this parts

1:09:07

of the the scared even I don't know.

1:09:09

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1:09:12

that. It's. Good or low. And

1:09:14

had pansy. Thanks. Man you

1:09:16

to. And I don't feel that

1:09:18

will for myself as well. Yeah, it really does

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have to be a fog and Hendrick recession. but

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like a Serbian address saying that arms I have

1:09:25

a typical time. Looking. Around

1:09:27

my own life and going I'm I'm

1:09:29

not a my daughter myself am a

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yoga arm or leg. Even today I

1:09:33

posted some drugs or june. They

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did. They go. Can you post this? Because.

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I put my and the opening face on

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the on the in the movie so they

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did a test. At man Chinese

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see their for the premier to mourn on all

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that's fuckin. Read my The Strike My gigantic had

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what. What? Are they do it

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fucking generalizations. I'd

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ever thought about that. he could have gone anywhere in the

1:09:59

dark life. Yeah. I really do it all.

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yeah but I say and yet at least

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respect the fluffy be out of. Sure enough

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for didn't like I had to make a

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job like look at my big. Yeah.

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like i'll make a joke about.

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know of an islamist selma. Can

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hear ye I say something. they get yeah

1:10:24

but I'm in a lot of times I.

1:10:27

I. Tend to compliments I can't

1:10:29

I'm. Go. You know what do you

1:10:31

do? Well and any of that sounds like I have. Is.

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1:10:36

kinds of things happening. And.

1:10:38

I just have to sit back and look at and going

1:10:41

an audience. At. Fifty Two. He.

1:10:43

Didn't quit. You know, a lot to do. Just

1:10:45

started with and ninety five the are in it.

1:10:48

And. I was a doubt the were ever able to

1:10:50

kind of rim mustn't myself A couple of times.

1:10:52

And. Figure it out and I says be happier

1:10:54

about. But. I'm not. I'm always like I always

1:10:56

had to put myself in the gloom and doom. Situation.

1:10:59

Because among comfortable. You. Know.

1:11:02

But. I am proud of doing that. So we should

1:11:04

sports look at ourselves and god you know what we

1:11:06

worked with Dude I'm say you reinventing yourself. you fucking

1:11:08

what you were to stand up In the beginning we

1:11:11

worked hard. we were taught. I remember you from back

1:11:13

of the days. Why point is is that you know

1:11:15

use we should be able to go. You know I

1:11:17

thought yeah we. Were. Going to enjoy

1:11:19

this. Yeah. You. Know

1:11:21

yes And I was. I forget that

1:11:24

ah I almost forget all the time

1:11:26

how much how hard are all my

1:11:28

god Such a cute picture Here we

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are right there Oh my God. out

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of on how him and Elsa oh

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it was. Always it a prank phone calls

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of oh yeah, you're hosting That was it

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calls of deal with it or assess the

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guy. yeah sorry I don't even as I

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do remember yes you did How sad. So

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for hallway jelavic diet coke in here but

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since that a weird thing as from the

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result maybe a red bull when a recruiter

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for a rebel army. Dude how crazy

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do you make your build your own home

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say the practice last the I was

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all my god seven dollars while you

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get raises money or for forward all

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suffer dude are you to the me

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sort or for how many freezing his

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haven't responded. Effect.

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say did. Why? Because there's

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a site though of Iraq. What? How

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does this happen? China all designers? How

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it starts. Bobby They get us there

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ad and everything. American. Now we're ending

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hum three or four years you

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yourself up or as a surprise and

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make the cut. Out

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of a couple years ago to rely. On

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that same would you have to do you figure

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him one time brother. The.

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where do I need? Okay let let me ask you I will

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think if he is like a little law. All

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his his what is it wouldn't give you

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the things I need to do to change

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get a by. Or

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a bike. yeah to get a by ago he

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dramatic for my panda. Just. To be

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les autres white The Susannah P will allow.

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bred? Yeah but you know he's a no. legs.

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If someone doesn't like does it mean to. Assume

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you're right What I said that

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ago when I just said that.

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as well as the right now does not give you

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permission to do that and that's what you do. What

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lots of error of my way as I'm sorry. Are.

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hot does it hard dude. know I'm a

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fucking taken this off brother. It's a good

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combo. figured cabinet. So. Thanks

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it. What's going on So

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much Man does. Yet.

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god and a podcast thing and then we're

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still in it in a while that it's

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like become and even like a bigger medium

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and like that so many people do with

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that something that is blows on mine all

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the time. Were. Both minimize we got an

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early. And when you get an

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early. I. Know, I mean that was the

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first wave as he was Grogan and Mark Martin.

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head. President Obama in his

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garage? I know. You. Don't

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guess sunny or or lately I even some

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good ones. Yeah, we that some interest in

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folks man haven't Dana White was super cool.

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scientists and said. Peter. A

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couple times via. Or Jordan Peterson is

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a guy right? Be a system to

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for supper at Yale Mario area. Ah

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yeah I like, I need to go like

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take a break from this class for a

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second term as we're listening was just you

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know it's a lot of information. yeah it's

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on Atlanta like of her. I.

1:16:48

Really want to do a vacation with you. A

1:16:52

real one. Layer after good movie

1:16:54

org were getting busy. But.

1:16:56

Find time not just you and I. About

1:16:59

you guys and girls. Com. Is that

1:17:01

we like. Of it's is go somewhere Where

1:17:03

should we go? Go. It's your birthday

1:17:05

of it's hum by the interstate member gave. Oh.

1:17:08

Yeah, where where it's at the height

1:17:10

of the Korean restaurant. Oh no, you don't

1:17:13

let the Filipino place at heart. Of hearts

1:17:15

far by Fi Now that's right those

1:17:17

long time ago excited I am excited

1:17:19

to Filipinos by see a buddy know

1:17:22

what I'm talking about like. Something.

1:17:24

We can all kind of zip, relax and

1:17:26

create a buddy you're in hospice. Ears

1:17:30

get a lot of Filipinos work and asa

1:17:32

smooth Yeah you know it's while the last

1:17:34

phase most people seem for they dies Filipino.

1:17:36

My mom as a hospice nurse. And.

1:17:38

She was a really, really good one. And.

1:17:41

Your eight. Her face. So

1:17:43

I'm in Ohio. they were not that

1:17:45

look sexy. probably forty to sixty percent

1:17:47

I would say of us Americans. The

1:17:49

last face they see that makes me

1:17:52

think that the Filipinos going like this.

1:17:56

Before the wizards find your your life. Added

1:18:00

during that know that I looked at me. You

1:18:02

know, so you're. Not even they're looking at them.

1:18:04

You're on your way. Our. Oldest.

1:18:08

Was S A T W W

1:18:11

F L serious? Susan Nice. Sized

1:18:14

city avenue worse applies though. he says

1:18:17

has lizards on our spirit yes but

1:18:19

yeah I did. it says hills uses

1:18:21

V I can i get sunni thing

1:18:24

or are can I help and the

1:18:26

you just disappeared as either you know

1:18:28

all. About. Racism and

1:18:30

crazy. I'm. Going.

1:18:33

For your brain protects you from

1:18:35

the. Dying so you're not

1:18:37

there anymore. Would be protects you.

1:18:39

I mean it's a whole thing would like the

1:18:42

and tier eight like your brain protect you from

1:18:44

the trauma of dying. Ah, years. This

1:18:46

elated you feel like a level of

1:18:48

joy that you the and ever sony

1:18:50

or entire the you didn't even imagine

1:18:52

could exist during the death process had

1:18:54

us. As you know it's so funny.

1:18:56

when my dad died I think that's

1:18:58

what I saw. How did

1:19:00

he look? Like

1:19:04

the when my god like Cb

1:19:06

Mississippi I looked just like Stephen

1:19:08

know it. Like like the

1:19:10

as you try to smile at you

1:19:12

like his early results. if. It's

1:19:16

if they're the at a loss and right now

1:19:18

yeah. You. Got a jar that

1:19:20

bit sharper? Ah yes, yes. And then

1:19:22

here's the trauma of it. Not

1:19:25

just that. Not that. My. Mom.

1:19:29

The. Wailing. Oh,

1:19:31

it's hard. did it immediately kick

1:19:34

on? The. Wailing? Yeah, yeah, She took

1:19:36

his last breath and then you'd use that

1:19:38

a couple of seconds realizing what's going on.

1:19:41

In the you realize he's gone. And

1:19:43

then my brother and my mom's wailing

1:19:45

And then my brother. how you hit

1:19:48

your vapor I'd have to her obviating,

1:19:50

then oh yeah, filter And then. To.

1:19:53

Wheeling's. Said. The I

1:19:55

couldn't whale. When. You have to.

1:19:57

People are wailing a you can't you can't Where I had to be

1:19:59

The. The dog one? Yeah. So I put my

1:20:02

glasses glasses on. It. I just I

1:20:04

put my hand on the bed like this and I

1:20:06

it's it's to their weird. Like

1:20:10

a couldn't deal with. like. So funny to me

1:20:12

how I people have different reactions to death

1:20:14

is when my dad died same thing like

1:20:16

we saw him take his last breath. Close.

1:20:19

My mom, a sister, nine my best friend, but

1:20:21

everyone was just quiet in the corner of my

1:20:23

eyes on my best friend. My dad had a

1:20:25

gangrenous like at that point because there's all your

1:20:27

blood. Personal Jessica areas ago was. Yeah,

1:20:29

and she had the weirdest reaction would have never

1:20:32

forget. like he takes his last breath. Or.

1:20:34

He's about you and I see her in. A corner

1:20:36

ice hitting his black sites such

1:20:38

as gangrenous. For it and having like

1:20:40

a moment like just between her and

1:20:42

is dead foot and I've. In their

1:20:44

tokens are did he allow or it may

1:20:46

I ever will not buy. Me A Shit

1:20:49

everybody would like us a relief cry like.

1:20:51

Yeah yeah. But it wasn't not

1:20:53

know wailing for how. Old was your doesn't he?

1:20:55

Was almost eighty. Yeah, I

1:20:57

mean, that's when they go read a pet that dark foot.

1:21:01

Has a you have to ask your joy

1:21:03

of our have black guy the hell is

1:21:05

he a pic of law? Yeah cool. Suppose

1:21:07

so is our is probably in a mirror

1:21:09

though. she was near the block for flow

1:21:12

the first six years. Different choices like. Do.

1:21:14

Is reach in to get a not black

1:21:16

Ario? The body would just go for those.

1:21:18

Closest thing muriel Yeah, just be comforting. Yeah

1:21:21

and there's a p The oppose police officers

1:21:23

will say a lot of them. You'll see

1:21:25

them outside of Ago severe crime scene and

1:21:27

they'll be laughing because your body's and I

1:21:29

will just do that in oleaginous. Okay, it's

1:21:32

ah. the joker is oh is how he

1:21:34

is. He added pressure. A very fine line

1:21:36

between like pain and laughter. I think people who

1:21:38

get like tattooed had that same reaction but when

1:21:40

we were in a mortuary and they were telling

1:21:42

us like they were giving us options for like

1:21:44

vina with to carry the ashes and stuff my

1:21:46

mom is this your and I were like in

1:21:49

this like like hysterical like laughing said and we

1:21:51

couldn't figure out why in a while. Fucking sad

1:21:53

that this is how we cope in that moment.

1:21:55

When you dare there when you're dead

1:21:57

artists known turn signal Last Two mice.

1:22:00

Him. I. Got

1:22:02

some pictures of the last my some of the

1:22:04

cats and new one if I remember. Guess. I

1:22:07

will You be obvious you gonna call phone call. Yeah.

1:22:10

They said ah, I'm busy,

1:22:12

come see him. You. Know. And.

1:22:15

I went and saw him

1:22:17

and. Mia.

1:22:19

He was just like laying

1:22:21

down any. Like. kind

1:22:24

of head like his his pants or

1:22:26

unbuttoned because it like hurt his waist

1:22:28

or whatever you arrive and ah. And.

1:22:31

Yeah, he was just laying there. I. Don't

1:22:33

remember what we said to each other. anything. Go

1:22:35

and it was that like his she is other

1:22:37

kids house and so we didn't really. Get

1:22:41

along with them that grade or whatever saw

1:22:43

at the i felt weird kind of I

1:22:45

didn't feel like I'm not. I don't know

1:22:47

how felt were how many kids we have

1:22:49

that outside of we had three children that

1:22:51

were older and and did you do still

1:22:53

do talk to them now another weekend though

1:22:55

not really we never really Chad and rights

1:22:57

they were different. They were this different A

1:22:59

but you have siblings with your biological mother

1:23:02

to yeah we got three siblings resemblance to

1:23:04

talk to them yes I am the pretty

1:23:06

good. The. Comedy shows us off here they

1:23:08

come they came i saw my it's i'm in

1:23:10

Louisiana had a nice time are cool so as

1:23:12

far they asked about you sometimes did he really

1:23:15

is the owner but that guy was aca. Is

1:23:19

that he will be a weird but julia

1:23:21

weird no I don't think people them a

1:23:23

man you're weird like I like bobby because

1:23:25

is weird. And I can be

1:23:27

re comments like that it's a i don't I

1:23:30

got just i dab of out but that's how

1:23:32

was your tell the i don't know what's your

1:23:34

like a secure hard to figure out kind of

1:23:36

a little bit but I don't know if it

1:23:38

matters of people harder, easy to figure out saddam

1:23:40

know if you want someone assists easy to see,

1:23:42

know. Your. You man is

1:23:44

good and years you the since the

1:23:46

oh. Good. Luck on your travels! Yeah,

1:23:51

good luck out your travels, you're going

1:23:53

out of the country tomorrow. When I

1:23:55

got an all nighter yeah we're figure

1:23:57

out when you want a semi that

1:24:00

number you don't have you're right away.

1:24:02

Unit com era at the com K

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care of it. As. A

1:24:06

think that that. Debbie

1:24:08

Gibson. Debbie

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Gibson at the. At said

1:24:13

big star Lord Lord and. When she was. Due.

1:24:15

To go. Beyond

1:24:18

so. Do the

1:24:20

as soon as I would be on the school bus

1:24:22

and like there would be a song I would come

1:24:24

on now we get ours that are. Run

1:24:27

and just as fast as you can.

1:24:29

Try and a good ole ole I did

1:24:31

of the night. And day with your

1:24:33

and around me and meet some lovely

1:24:36

they ran in. Any say, I think

1:24:38

we're alone now Tiffany. Activities are

1:24:40

not a would make me so erect

1:24:42

on the by love that that I

1:24:44

had to miss my stop. Authors

1:24:47

like the way I know. What? Song

1:24:49

was that that for a lot of the

1:24:52

guys that I grew up with it or

1:24:54

know the things any like Donna Louis Island

1:24:56

you always for everybody with her soft angelic

1:24:58

voice that would give them a full their

1:25:00

actions so wired. I could knock out. I

1:25:02

was afraid if I get off the bus I

1:25:05

am get and out. At

1:25:07

a and it'll be my fault. It. So

1:25:10

I would stay on the bus and some

1:25:13

as they wouldn't notice that uses the autumn

1:25:15

fuck in bars and then you'd have to

1:25:17

get out of the fog and bus drivers

1:25:19

house in that seat of twelve miles an

1:25:22

hour walk to the gas station or Everly

1:25:24

is used to knows of Hammer Down in

1:25:26

a song or here is a song called

1:25:29

Whitehorse oh yeah he by Lead Moon around

1:25:31

got. This song. Is. From

1:25:33

day one I was in my heart area

1:25:35

was written yet. But. When a list

1:25:37

of the song it's just that that. It's.

1:25:40

My life story. Oh, it's your

1:25:42

life story. It's is when I'm walking rump

1:25:44

this song his every move within my by

1:25:46

is it. Does. It a little

1:25:48

band in my heart that singing it.

1:25:50

That's how I feel about Bob Seger Night Moves.

1:25:52

I play internal. You know that? Sounds like

1:25:55

you're is I'm hot chip. Yeah.

1:25:57

Raises some forty years ago. I know, I know,

1:25:59

I know. There are caught up that is a

1:26:01

good vibe dude I would love to see

1:26:03

with a lot more like get up to

1:26:05

sixty like a pre bar mitzvah ah like

1:26:07

a black cancer you know vibe and outer

1:26:09

to get the rather be happy about that

1:26:11

was up lot lot lot of local doesn't.

1:26:15

Look as you about that, right? You.

1:26:19

He always and games you have see what

1:26:21

other games with other people. Really?

1:26:26

It's okay I didn't know yes would

1:26:28

you go the game or fi I

1:26:30

want to go and you in Calla

1:26:33

Presley whatever that guy's name is wearing

1:26:35

like fatigued graduation uniforms I think you've

1:26:37

upgraded your friends does really as the

1:26:40

on well I don't think that's true.

1:26:42

yeah I can bite me via who

1:26:44

yeah my space top five or know

1:26:47

nice a top five hour one probably

1:26:49

the. Who

1:26:53

is one god it's so hard on? Or

1:26:55

three? My one. Collider. Wow.

1:26:59

To. And like you know, Oh

1:27:02

okay, gotta put and in their. Yeah.

1:27:05

Three. Gene Hong Tae Young makes

1:27:07

a g whole know that a

1:27:09

man or woman both of her

1:27:11

as a number for I think

1:27:13

dumbfounded John Parks. Dude I love

1:27:15

Young Park and I can't believe

1:27:17

you didn't invite me. Let me

1:27:19

so meet limitless are adults August

1:27:21

let's go to the Galaxy Makes

1:27:23

a South Asia because. You.

1:27:27

Have. You didn't

1:27:29

invite me less I Park's birthday or other. This

1:27:32

might not want to say something. You

1:27:34

said the Wilson

1:27:36

Death. And

1:27:39

when I got dine out an ad on any friends.

1:27:41

Dot. O do our dinner. Was.

1:27:44

When you. Were. Headlining: the

1:27:46

Wilton Theater on the

1:27:48

Fuck. Am I gonna vote

1:27:50

you least at a dinner as four hours long

1:27:52

I know. But at three hours and I'm not

1:27:55

going to go advocates of of other you I

1:27:57

cannot live think I've at that as I was

1:27:59

I. Don't have your number

1:28:01

for. Oh

1:28:03

a harrier, what? I

1:28:06

would have very high don't have your fucking

1:28:08

number who's very as you said you fuck

1:28:10

save my hair were matter ah we're happy

1:28:12

Belated birthday Am I loved? I loved him

1:28:14

and I'm glad he's still alive to from

1:28:16

soon we'll just see of on around the

1:28:18

block.

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