Once again, the Crowbastion has crumbled and the world is in chaos. The people, once nourished weekly with Top Pods, now huddle in desperate shelters, counting the passing decades. The Thur-Sten, greatest of the Stens, has vanished. Who now will espouse the Hottest of Takes, like flaming coals? And in the place beyond the walls, terrible beasts roam free, a warning of what happens when Bants are left unvoiced, to fester and grow. Clearly, heroes are needed. Can a bland band of zeroes save the kingdom from darkness?

This time on Topic Chunder, the gang breaks all the rules by gathering for a horrendously long time to discuss computer games. Within these crackling electric sound-pages you can learn about Voppzy and Fiyenyaa’s adventures in Egypt via AssCreed: Oranges, Kane’s developing appreciation for Reigns: Her Majesty, Fiyenyaa’s love for They Are Billions and other boring things, Odward’s feelings on the GO series of puzzle games, Takuna’s growing collection of space motorbikes and some correct opinions on Heat Signature.