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voice at wehearyouraredisease.com. Hello
1:03
everybody and welcome back to Truth and Justice.
1:06
For this week's episode, this is really just a fun
1:08
one. You can consider this just a bonus episode.
1:11
Today I sat down with friends of the
1:13
show, Katie and Kimberly from the Date with
1:15
Dateline podcast. They just got back from CrimeCon
1:18
and they were the People's Choice winners of
1:20
the Creators of the Year award. I just
1:23
want to give any of you a heads up that
1:25
are looking to hear about a case or anything serious.
1:27
That's not what this episode is. Really, it's just me
1:29
catching up with Katie and Kimberly. This
1:31
episode is a lot of fun. It's a
1:33
nice palate cleanser before we get into moving
1:36
into our new season. So if you're just
1:38
looking for a fun lesson, this one's for
1:40
you. If you're looking for a serious deep
1:42
dive into anything, that's not this episode. With
1:44
that being said, enjoy. Here's Katie and Kimberly.
1:47
I'm a little starstruck today. Why?
1:51
Well, because... What are you
1:53
holding, Katie? Why
1:55
are you starstruck? Is it this thing that
1:58
weighs 5,000 pounds? for
2:01
those of you that are just listening
2:03
and not watching, Katie is holding up
2:05
their clue, hold
2:07
it up a little closer so I can read it, the Clue
2:10
Awards People's Choice Creator
2:12
of the Year Award that
2:16
these two young ladies won at PrimeCon
2:18
this year, chosen by you all, the
2:20
listeners. And I prepared,
2:24
first of all, I prepared your introduction based
2:27
on our text messaging conversation. I'm just kind of
2:29
going through, because Katie was very
2:32
clear about how she wanted to be introduced.
2:34
What sort of fanfare was expected
2:36
now? Yes, so it says that
2:38
you definitely insist on being, okay,
2:40
here, now
2:43
announcing the award-winning podcast,
2:46
A Date with Dateline, the queens of
2:48
true crime, hosts of
2:50
the award-winning podcast. Please welcome creators of the year,
2:53
Katie and Kimberly, big round of applause. Woo
2:55
hoo, where are the trumpets? I thought they were gonna be
2:57
trumpets. Oh, I forgot about the trumpets. Yeah,
3:00
I'll add trumpets in. We'll add trumpets in in
3:02
post. We'll make sure that the trumpets get
3:04
in there. Congratulations, ladies. Thank you. They're
3:08
shocking. Katie, you just, or Kimberly, you just
3:10
saved me 10 minutes of editing by doing that. There's
3:12
your trumpets. There it was. So
3:16
fun, so far, so, you know, we done, these
3:20
two award-winning amazing
3:23
creators of the year have
3:25
been traveling, well, not Katie, Katie just went
3:27
straight to bed right after crime comes over.
3:30
Kimberly lived in an airport for a little
3:32
while. So
3:34
she's a little bit tired. So we didn't
3:36
prepare a case to talk about. I just wanted, as anybody
3:39
that's been listening for a long time, you know that
3:41
I love these ladies. They've been longtime friends. I have
3:43
all the way back from season nine of Truth and
3:45
Justice and the true crime binge. And
3:47
here we are again. So I genuinely, I reached
3:49
out, I was so excited to see you guys
3:52
win that award. So how awesome was that?
3:56
Shocking, we're still in shock. Yeah,
3:58
it was weird. It's still a little weird. We were nominated
4:00
last year and we were 100% sure
4:02
that people thought they were voting for Dateline, that
4:05
it was a huge mistake. We emailed,
4:07
Kimberly emailed. I did. And
4:09
said, are you sure? They did not think
4:11
we were Dateline. And they said, no, no.
4:14
And then it happened again this
4:16
year. And I thought, this is embarrassing. It
4:18
happened again. The mistake happened again. Then
4:21
we won and then people were clapping and
4:23
that was weird. Also
4:26
like true crime garage was in our
4:28
category, like big podcasts. So
4:31
that's just, it's
4:33
all weird, very uncomfortable. Neither one of
4:35
us like all
4:37
of, I'm guessing. Should
4:40
we be thanking Bob for staying home? I
4:42
think we should just thank you for
4:44
not coming and allowing us to win.
4:46
Yeah. Cause clearly I would have, I would
4:48
have swept the, uh, I would have
4:50
swept the awards had I showed up, but
4:52
you know, I decided, you know, let the
4:55
little people have their day. You know, no,
4:57
I was genuinely like, I saw the lineup
4:59
for it. And, and I
5:01
don't want to, like one of the podcasts that
5:04
was up against you guys are friends of mine.
5:06
One of them is not, but
5:09
either one of them, I wanted you guys to win. But
5:11
there were five in the category. So
5:15
two you are ambivalent about. Yeah.
5:17
Well, I don't know who the other two are and not now I'm
5:19
at the point where if I named names, then it's going to, I
5:22
mean, all my listeners know who I'm talking about. I
5:24
know you guys have been keeping up on all
5:27
the episodes of truth and justice, but I kind
5:29
of did. I know, I know who you're, I
5:31
keep up on the gossip. Yeah. Yeah.
5:35
So, uh, I'm an old school fan season one. Don't
5:37
forget. I was there. I almost called
5:39
in. It was like the only time I've ever almost called in
5:41
cause you're like, call in with this and this. And I was
5:43
like, should I do it? Should I do? I
5:45
never did. You could have been friends so much
5:48
earlier. I had some, I had a wacky theory
5:50
on something and that, yeah, I wish I could
5:52
really, really remember what it was. Should have written
5:54
it down. You don't remember cause now I
5:57
want to know what it is. You ever covered. It was
5:59
on, um, Aids case? On
6:01
who's? Copy. Who'd
6:04
you say? Lifelong fan. Yeah, Ed
6:06
Aids. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, sorry,
6:08
I heard something else. I was like, what? Yeah,
6:10
I thought, I heard you say I'm on that
6:12
Aids case. And I was like, someone
6:15
have Aids? I don't think so. I don't think anyone
6:17
had Aids in that. Yes, Ed Aids. And
6:20
it was something about a phone call that
6:22
had happened. She was on the phone and
6:24
I had a whole, anyways, we'll talk later.
6:26
Oh yeah, that was the whole
6:28
thing where her friend Kubia called
6:30
Elnor the victim. And she said, I'm
6:32
sitting here talking to Edward, which
6:35
has been a baffling part of that case since we did it.
6:38
So now I wanna know what your theory is. And it's a shame I had a
6:40
really good theory on it. I can't remember. You probably had it figured out and you
6:42
were too shy to call. No. Way
6:45
too shy. Way too shy. Podcastors of the year,
6:47
creators of the year. Stop.
6:51
Crazy. It's hard. Who were
6:53
the other two? So I know it
6:55
was the prosecutors, there was True Crime
6:57
Garage. Who were the other? Crime Weekly.
7:00
Crime Weekly, okay. And,
7:04
oh, Body Bags. I'm not familiar
7:06
with that one. I
7:08
think he's pretty popular. I'm sure. He
7:11
had a lot of people at his booth. Yeah,
7:13
I'm sure he is. My
7:15
audience knows me saying that I'm not familiar with it means
7:17
nothing because I don't listen to True Crime. I
7:20
don't even. Yeah, at all. So I don't know
7:22
most of those. Katie, is Body
7:24
Bags a big deal? I
7:27
haven't listened to Body Bags yet. Of course you have.
7:29
You're the creator of the year. Why would you be
7:31
listening to this? Oh brother. But I've been, but
7:33
I'm pretty much just stuck on Dateline and
7:36
then been watching a
7:38
lot of True Crime stuff on YouTube. You on
7:40
YouTube yet? We're on YouTube right
7:42
now. I mean, are you on YouTube
7:44
regularly? Like watching YouTube? He's
7:47
on. Oh, like are you doing your
7:49
show live on YouTube? This is what I'm telling
7:51
you, Katie. Right now you are on
7:53
YouTube on my show. I
7:56
really should have brushed my hair. Really?
8:01
Really? We're going to do a few things differently here.
8:04
All right. Did we stress that
8:06
we just came back from CrimeCon and we're very
8:08
tired? Right, yeah, yeah. And it was very
8:10
last minute. Yeah, so no, we've started doing it.
8:12
It's been a really cool shift for us, like
8:14
to, because you know, we have, everything's
8:17
crowdsource for us, so we connect a lot with our
8:20
audience. And it was, I don't know, maybe, we
8:23
started doing for our patrons years ago, where we
8:25
would do like a behind the scenes, video
8:28
version of our follow-up. But
8:30
we just taped it in the house with all these cameras
8:33
and then we would just put that out for them on
8:35
Fridays. And then when
8:38
we went remote, we started trying to figure out all
8:40
the ways. So then we started like recording like through
8:42
Zoom and StreamYard and stuff. And then we realized like,
8:44
well, we could just, on StreamYard,
8:46
we could just flip the switch and people
8:49
could actually join us live for the conversation.
8:51
We've been doing the follow-ups
8:53
live now for about two
8:56
years, I think. That's very
8:58
cool. I joined a couple, but had
9:00
no idea what you were talking about, because I don't
9:02
follow the cases. I loved
9:05
just watching you guys talk. If
9:07
you, listen, if you
9:09
join any of them anytime lately, I also don't
9:11
know what I'm talking about. We've been,
9:13
we were between seasons, like I mean, we're right on,
9:15
like, we're like two weeks away from launching into our
9:17
next case. So like, I'm buried
9:20
in that case. I also started teaching part-time. I'm
9:22
teaching broadcasting at our local high school. I kind
9:24
of got roped into that. Yeah, it's, I love
9:26
it. I absolutely love it, but it's like- That's
9:28
cool. But it's like, you know, that's a time
9:31
suck on top of it. And
9:33
then we're prepping for this next case. And
9:35
then on Sunday, my daughter just graduated
9:37
high school. That's so exciting.
9:40
Yeah, so it's- That's amazing.
9:42
And neither of you have children, correct? We're
9:45
childless. I have a lot of cats, remember,
9:47
which don't. I know they don't count. I'm
9:49
not that bad. I know they don't. We
9:51
can count them if one of them graduates.
9:54
Well, when your cats- None of them are anywhere close
9:56
to getting a degree. Yeah, when your cats turn 18,
9:59
you'll see that- that like graduation time
10:01
is, and I'm sure my audience is tired
10:03
of hearing me bitch about this, I'm not
10:05
bitching about it. So like everything's awesome, like
10:07
these are all great things that we do,
10:10
but it's so much,
10:12
it's every day. It's like there's an award
10:14
ceremony and my daughter plays softball too, so
10:16
then it's like the district tournament softball and
10:18
the award ceremony for softball and then the
10:20
graduation rehearsal and then the graduation parties and
10:22
then the actual graduation and then they're just
10:24
like, so it's just like every single
10:26
day. Meanwhile, I'm
10:29
also teaching at a high school and they
10:32
have all our end of the year graduation stuff
10:35
that was like staggered one week from my daughter's school.
10:37
They got out a week earlier, so there was like,
10:39
I have to go to that graduation and that rehearsal
10:41
and all that stuff. So it was like for the
10:43
last like three weeks, yeah, literally
10:45
yesterday. Oh, non-stop. Yeah, I sat down to
10:47
do the follow-up last night and I was
10:49
live and we got done
10:51
and I talked for 40 minutes. I
10:53
have no idea what I was talking, I don't know what I even said. Don't
10:56
have a clue. I heard our speech at Crab
10:58
Gun. Yeah, we've had a
11:01
fact not to watch it because we heard
11:03
it was good and that's all
11:05
we need to know. I heard it was fine.
11:07
What did we do? It
11:09
was good. I heard
11:12
it was acceptable. What did the kids do
11:15
for graduation? Like we had a weird thing
11:17
that was like an overnight, like to keep
11:19
the kids safe. Do they
11:21
still do that? Yeah, so the
11:23
school I teach at does that and
11:26
that's like a national program, it's called Project Graduation.
11:28
I think that's the name of the program, that's what we call
11:31
it. But yeah, so the school I teach
11:33
at that was, and I remember when I was a
11:35
fireman, Project Graduation always ended at
11:37
the fire station. We served them pancakes. But
11:40
it'd be like after graduation, they have like an
11:42
hour to go change and then they like get
11:44
on a bus and then they like take them
11:46
and do fun stuff. I'll type
11:48
in and then they would end, it goes on all
11:50
night long and then it would end. Back then, the
11:53
last stop would be at the fire station. We'd be all set up
11:55
for them and we would do like a huge pancake breakfast for the
11:57
whole senior class and then they would go
11:59
about their business. The idea behind it
12:01
was like you were saying, Kimberly, it's years
12:05
and years and years ago, they were looking at
12:07
statistics of how many kids get in drunk driving
12:09
accidents and get killed on graduation nights. And
12:11
so they created this thing for students
12:14
to do. And they love it.
12:17
I actually hired one of my students, she
12:19
just started this week, that
12:21
just graduated. She's researching and writing. She's an animal.
12:23
She's awesome. When you guys are listening to all
12:26
of our episodes, you'll know those were researched
12:29
and written by Erica, because you listen to
12:31
them all. Yes. Yeah.
12:34
I will start. But she was telling me, but they picked them
12:36
up and they took
12:38
them to this huge sports complex where
12:41
they had crafting and they were playing volleyball
12:43
and doing all this stuff. Yeah,
12:45
we had a magician and then this
12:48
weird booth where you could get fake
12:50
married, which I don't, looking back, it's
12:52
very strange. Fake married? Yeah, and games,
12:55
like an arcade. I don't know. Did
12:58
you get fake married? Yeah,
13:00
I think to a friend, I
13:02
think a group of us got fake married. Are you sure
13:05
it's fake? Yeah, that's what
13:07
I'm- I'm now wondering, am I legally married
13:09
somewhere? Yeah, you might be. I
13:11
might be. I need to look into that. That feels
13:13
like a lawsuit. I don't know.
13:15
It really does. Yeah, it's crazy. I'm really
13:18
trying to fly through it, how weird that
13:20
was. Yeah, and it started, I forgot when
13:22
you reminded me when you said magician. So
13:24
their first stop was at our local comedy
13:26
club. They stopped at the
13:28
comedy club and they had two or three comics
13:30
do a set for them. Then they
13:33
went to the sports complex. The crafting thing seems weird for me
13:35
too, but it made sense when it was explained to me that
13:37
a bunch of the kids wanted to play
13:39
basketball and play volleyball and stuff, but the kids that
13:41
didn't want to do, didn't want to
13:44
play sports, they had a spot where they were like-
13:46
They didn't like me. Yeah, Kimberly, you
13:48
sounded appalled by the idea, Katie, but you can
13:50
see Kimberly at the crafting booth. Yeah,
13:53
making- Yeah, I'm just trying to picture what kind of
13:55
crafts. You can make t-shirts like for
13:57
the night or- For the night. Like,
14:00
are you like, like,
14:02
sorry, we're Kimberly and I are also theater kids.
14:04
So my mind's going in a bunch of different
14:07
directions here. So I'm trying to like camp. And
14:09
if I went to the land, yeah. Okay.
14:14
All right. Yeah. I know. I think they
14:16
were making Harry Potter cross stitches. That's
14:19
it. That's what the real cool
14:21
kids do. I
14:24
don't have any right now. Right now.
14:26
I said, are you impressed at my, my
14:28
recall from like two years ago? Is it
14:31
you saying you read Harry Potter
14:33
drunk, crying outside in
14:35
your backyard, like wailing
14:37
to yourself. When Dumbledore died.
14:40
Yes. Dumbledore died. I'll give
14:42
you one better. Okay. If you haven't
14:44
done this already, um, Bob,
14:46
you need to go on YouTube and
14:48
watch reaction videos for when Harry finds
14:51
out about Snape.
14:53
No spoilers, but go watch
14:55
reaction to being in the PNC. Or
14:59
the pit pensive, whatever it's called. I've always
15:02
pronounced it wrong. Do you know what I'm
15:04
talking about? That in the books and movies
15:06
go watch. And they have these conglomerations of
15:08
people reacting to that. It's, it's
15:10
very enjoyable. Like when he finds out that the
15:12
good guy. Yeah. Katie has
15:14
been in a reaction video. Like, she's like, go
15:17
watch the reaction videos to the end of seven.
15:19
So it's a bunch of very young people who
15:21
have never seen the movie seven or the sixth
15:23
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you know how awful
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it is? Oh no. I
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said, so she's reading the trial transcripts right now, right? This
18:21
morning she was going through, and we were talking, because
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we were going out on Friday, we're
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going to, we have to go to like the police department at the
18:29
DA's office, we're going to interview some people. And I was like, we'll
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play good cop, bad cop, but I'll be the
18:33
good cop and you be the bad cop. Like I'll
18:35
be nice. And then you come in and go, you
18:37
can't handle the truth. And she looked
18:39
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18:42
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18:55
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I'll feel a hundred. This is everything. There
19:02
was multiple occurrences. This shit happens to
19:04
me all the time. I
19:08
was telling her the other day about when I first
19:10
went out to LA when we were going to shoot
19:12
the documentary, like my first day, it's kind of funny
19:14
story. Like, so I never, I'm a little country bumpkin
19:16
from Michigan and you know, John
19:18
Cryer was my producer. So like that was crazy
19:21
already. And then he flies me out
19:23
to LA, sets me up in this hotel. And
19:25
it's like my first moments in LA, I get to the
19:27
hotel and John texts me and
19:29
he's like, hey, you want to go out and grab some sushi? And
19:32
I'm like, yeah, cool, man. I'm just gonna go grab
19:34
sushi with Ducky. That's fine. Like I was trying to
19:36
play it cool, you know? But I was freaking out.
19:39
And then, so then he texts me. He's like,
19:41
I'm downstairs and it's dark out. And
19:43
I go down the stairs. And when I got in
19:45
the elevator, and when I walked out of the elevator,
19:47
I was like, did fucking Kato Kaitlin just walk in
19:49
that elevator? Like when I
19:51
came out, I was like that, I
19:54
think that was Kato, like this can't, like, is this what
19:56
LA is like? That's fucking crazy.
19:58
Yeah. She doesn't know who
20:00
Kato Kaitlin is. I do know exactly who Kato
20:03
Kaitlin is. No, I heard the girl. So
20:06
that was thing one. I'm
20:08
telling that story and she just looks at me like, I'm
20:11
like, Kato Kaitlin. And
20:13
she's like, what are you talking about? And
20:15
I'm like, OJ
20:17
Simpson? She's like, yeah. I'm like, you know
20:19
who he is? She's like,
20:21
uh. I'm upset. Yeah, he murdered his wife,
20:23
right? That was the whole,
20:26
because it was just in the news recently, you know, when
20:28
he died. Yeah, and I'm like, like Kato Kaitlin was like
20:30
a big, and then you're just like, how much, how far
20:32
do I want to go down this? So I'm just like,
20:34
okay, enough. Just, just know that
20:36
that was a weird thing to see Kato Kaitlin,
20:39
but I wasn't sure. And then I go outside
20:41
and then I walk out in this
20:43
dark and I see off in the corner, there's
20:46
two guys standing there and I
20:48
hear Ducky talking. Like,
20:50
he has a very dista, I can't see, but I
20:52
hear like the voice of someone talking. And I'm like,
20:55
that, and really for me, I mean, he's
20:58
Ducky for everyone, right? But he's Alan Harper
21:00
for me. You know,
21:02
from two and a half, but I hear the voice, I'm like, shit,
21:04
that's John. Okay, and walk over there and I
21:06
hear, hey Bob, come on over. And
21:08
I walk over and he's talking to this dude
21:10
and he's like, Bob, man, good to meet you.
21:12
Hey, this is my buddy Ryan. I'm like, what's
21:14
up Ryan? Is Ryan goddamn Styles? You
21:17
guys know who I'm- Who's Ryan Styles? Do I know who that
21:19
is? Who's Lion? Who's Lion is it
21:21
anyway? He was also in Two and a Half Men. He
21:24
was on the Drew Carey show. Big
21:26
Tom Ryan. Yeah. Yes, of course
21:28
I know who he is. Oh my God. Like I've
21:30
been like out, like once I'm like settled into my
21:33
hotel for five minutes, I ran into Kato Kale in
21:35
the elevator. I just met John Cryer who introduced me
21:37
to his buddy Ryan. And when I shake his hand,
21:39
it's Ryan. And I'm a big, I was a huge
21:41
Ryan Styles fan from whose line is it anyway? That
21:44
should, yeah. I watched some old stuff on that the
21:46
other day. It was fun. Yeah, and so I'm like,
21:48
oh, hey, hey, hey. So
21:51
like, I'm telling you that she doesn't know who Ducky is. She
21:54
doesn't know who Alan Harper is. Like
21:56
I had to, I took her in here into the studio and showed her
21:58
the picture of me. I'm like him. Like
22:01
me and John, that's him. And
22:04
she's like, nope, nothing, not a
22:06
thing, nothing. And then- You
22:08
don't have to let her go. She seems lovely, but
22:10
for your own health, your
22:14
mental health, you might need to be like,
22:16
I'm gonna need someone older.
22:19
I don't want you to feel vulnerable. It's bad because
22:21
the thing is on top, like there's some of it
22:23
is that huge age difference with
22:25
her and then there's also part of it that
22:28
she's got a little bit of asshole. You know what
22:30
I mean? Like there's a good chance
22:32
she knows exactly who Ducky is. And she just- She's
22:34
messing with you. Oh, that's even better. Okay, you have
22:36
to keep her. Change her mind,
22:39
change her mind. Yeah, but
22:41
that was so the, yeah, and saw him like Ryan
22:43
Stiles. I'm trying to explain to her what Ryan Stiles
22:45
is. She has no idea. She's bored with the story,
22:47
but now I'm in too deep. So I got to
22:50
continue on with it. Oh no. Yeah,
22:52
I just keep going. I keep going hard because
22:54
the end of the story was, Ryan then
22:57
introduces himself to me and we talked for a
22:59
second and then him and John are talking. And
23:01
then John's like, well, where are you headed? And
23:03
he said that I'm going to go
23:05
find a place to eat because fucking
23:07
Kato Kaitlin won't stop pitching TV shows
23:09
to me in there. So
23:13
it was Kato Kaitlin. Who's
23:15
pitching TV shows. Yeah, he was pitching TV show
23:18
ideas to Ryan while he was trying to have
23:20
a drink at the bar. I
23:22
have so many questions. That's it.
23:25
That's a wonderful series of events. That's really
23:27
good. It really was. And so,
23:29
and the worst part is I just keep doubling down.
23:33
So like, I'm like,
23:35
no, there's gotta be, like I'm gonna
23:38
impress you with a story. Like when her folks
23:40
came out here to the office, like they were
23:42
impressed. They came in and I'm like, look, there's
23:44
me with John, with
23:46
Mark Harmon. And they're like, oh, and she's just
23:48
like, what? I don't know. Who's that? You
23:51
need to find the equivalent, whatever her
23:54
generation. There needs to be an online
23:56
source where you can, like, you know, when
23:58
you put in Google, like you put in the English
24:00
phrase and then it comes up in Spanish. So you
24:02
need to be able to put in Mark
24:04
Harmon and then it comes
24:07
up whatever John sees, Timothy
24:10
Chalamet, whatever. And then that
24:12
should be like, oh. I
24:16
get it. Yeah. So then I get at least
24:18
socially understand what I'm talking about. Because
24:21
I feel like interns and young people just
24:23
are there to make us feel bad about
24:25
ourselves. And that shouldn't be the case. But
24:27
every time I've had an intern at my
24:29
office, I was like, all
24:31
you're doing when they when you said I
24:33
said Madonna and you said, oh,
24:36
that old singer lady. I
24:41
love Katie's face. That
24:43
old singer lady. Yeah. Yeah.
24:46
I mean, I'm not sure what Madonna is doing. Don't
24:48
come for me in the chat. This was like it's
24:50
not about share or problems. Yeah.
24:52
OK. Yeah. Yeah.
24:56
So other experiences I had living
24:58
in, listen, I was
25:00
trying so hard to
25:02
like make her understand that that I'm
25:04
pretty cool. And I've know some
25:06
cool people. You've done stuff. That's
25:08
not something is someone older trying to
25:10
convince someone younger that they're cool. So
25:12
I told her, again,
25:15
true story, that
25:18
I was I was sitting at
25:20
the bar and I was explaining that like I
25:22
always when I'm traveling alone, I always eat at the
25:24
bar because I have a I have a I
25:26
have a thing about sitting at a restaurant by
25:28
myself. Like I'm just like I'm too self-conscious about I
25:30
can't sit at a table at a restaurant by
25:32
myself. I can't even do a bar, but
25:34
like sit at the bar by myself. I don't
25:37
want people to see me eat period. But like
25:39
that's my own issues. But like, no,
25:41
how do you even sit at the bar? Do you go
25:43
on your phone? I'm I'm no. Well,
25:45
that's the problem. I'm not
25:47
a phone person. So like if I if I was
25:49
a phone person like normal people, I
25:52
would sit at a table and eat because I would because I
25:54
look at them and they're all just sitting there just looking at
25:56
it. I don't know what they're looking at because there's nothing on
25:58
my phone I want to look at. So
26:01
I don't know what they're looking at. And I've tried it.
26:03
I'll sit there and be like, okay, I
26:05
have Facebook. Let me, I don't care. Why do
26:07
I want to know what you're eating? I don't
26:09
know. Thank you. And then I'm done. Like I
26:12
don't want to look at it. Like download Hulu on
26:14
your phone and then watch TV. That seems
26:16
too far. Like that seems like, that seems like
26:18
crazy to me to like, sit at a table
26:20
and just like, I'm just watching a movie. What's
26:22
up guys. So, but I'm,
26:24
I'm, I'm kind of like, when I, especially I'm
26:26
in a nervous situation, I can be pretty outgoing.
26:29
I usually just start running my mouth. So usually
26:31
if I sit at a bar, then
26:33
I can, I can usually like become buddies
26:35
with the bartender. Sure. And
26:38
then I feel like I'm having dinner with a buddy. Okay.
26:41
You know, having a drink. And they
26:43
like this or do they feel like I'm just
26:45
trying to do my job, man. Just like, leave
26:48
me alone. I sniff that shit out pretty quick. Cause
26:51
the latter happens often. That particular place,
26:54
it's the shout out to the hotel
26:56
on Murano in Burbank. Do
26:58
you guys are familiar with the place? I
27:00
live in Burbank. Yeah. So
27:03
you know, you know the hotel on Murano. Yeah.
27:05
Where's the hotel on Murano? It's
27:08
right across from that grocery store. What's it
27:10
called? Pavilion's. No.
27:14
You live there. Bonds. Bonds, right
27:16
across the street from bonds. Yeah.
27:20
It's on, I can't remember the name of the road that it's on. Pass Ave.
27:22
Yes. Okay. I
27:25
got it. By the way, listeners, if you're listening
27:27
to this, I'm going to have to put an intro into this
27:29
at the beginning and be like, Hey, if you thought you were
27:31
going to hear anything important, you're not. That I'm just, I'm just,
27:33
I haven't talked to my friends for a little bit and they
27:36
just want to rise. So I wanted to have mine and chat.
27:38
That's what's happening here. This is very important stuff. This is really
27:40
good. Yeah. Keep going. But you're
27:42
at the hotel talk and you found a friend. Yeah. I
27:45
found a friend, his name's Norm. So Kimberly, if you ever want to go have
27:47
a drink, go. Norm, he's been
27:49
down there now. And then go meet
27:51
Norm. What's today? Today's Wednesday. Norm
27:53
will be there today. It doesn't work on Thursdays,
27:57
but yeah, Norm and I. I
28:01
should point out, eventually the show
28:03
got bought and we made the
28:05
show and then therefore I was
28:07
living about 60% of
28:10
the time in LA for three months
28:13
and I always stayed at that place. So I got
28:15
to meet Norm, got to like, we in Norm would
28:17
go out for pizza after a shift like after a
28:19
while, like we literally became buddies, yeah. But
28:22
I see- Okay, so he's coming to your daughter's graduation,
28:24
like your best friend. Probably should have sent
28:26
him an invite, yeah. But no,
28:28
it's crazy. It's so nice to meet
28:30
him. I'm glad I had you guys on so everybody could hear all this
28:32
stuff about you. We
28:35
have nothing interesting. I had nothing to- We got a
28:38
big heavy award, that's what happened. Yeah, we're gonna talk
28:40
about crime crime, we're gonna talk about it, blah, blah, blah,
28:42
blah, blah. But anyway, me, let's talk about me. Yes,
28:45
what happened with Norm? Well, I'd be there, so like
28:47
once I got to be like chummy with Norm, I
28:49
was like when they would book me to come back
28:51
out, they would book me other places, I'm like, no,
28:53
like literally in my contract, I stay at the Hotel
28:55
Omerano, that's where I stay. That's
28:58
my place, because I'm weird like that.
29:00
I seem very outgoing, but you send
29:02
me into a restaurant with, no,
29:04
thank you, I need people, I'm a people
29:07
person. I understand, yeah. But
29:09
so every night, that's where I had dinner. Every single night,
29:11
I would go down, they had pretty good food there, I
29:14
would go have a glass of bourbon, have
29:16
dinner, shoot the shit with Norm. And
29:20
then it got to be, there were some regulars, it's weird
29:22
because it's a hotel bar, but there are regulars that go
29:24
there all the time. Another crazy story, so first
29:26
of all, this is when I was trying to explain to her
29:28
how cool I was, since she didn't
29:30
care about John Carr, didn't care about Kato Kaitlin,
29:32
didn't care about Ryan Stiles, none of that helped
29:35
at all. She didn't know what you can't handle
29:37
the truth means, so we're moving on, and
29:39
I was like, do you know, do
29:41
you know like, she puts
29:43
the lotion in the basket? And
29:47
she's like, Goodbye horses. Yeah,
29:50
uh-huh, sorry. Yeah, and she's like, I've
29:53
seen a meme about that, and I'm like, probably, that meme,
29:55
that meme, do you know where that came from? She's like,
29:57
I don't know, like, She
30:00
doesn't know Silence of the Lambs. And I said, Silence of
30:02
the Lambs, she goes, oh, I've never seen it, but isn't
30:04
that like, I know the story, I think she might, she's
30:06
a big reader, she might've read like a book about it
30:08
or that book, maybe, if I don't know if it was
30:10
a book. That book is terrifying, don't read that book, but
30:12
it's so much scarier than the movie. But did
30:14
she know who Buffalo Bill was? Like when you
30:16
said Buffalo Bill. Or he had a collector. No,
30:19
what she said was, wasn't that the guy
30:21
that was like in the prison and he
30:23
was like, and then there was like
30:25
somebody was eating, and then she figured out, she said, wait,
30:27
there was two guys, one was in the prison, but it
30:29
was helping her catch the other one. She
30:32
got there. Yeah, she got there. I'm sure she probably read
30:34
the book and not saw the movie, but she got there
30:36
a little bit. I'm like, so, the one that was outside
30:38
is, he would say like, she
30:40
puts the lotion in the basket, had a creepy voice,
30:42
well, one day I'm sitting at the bar talking to
30:45
Norm, and from right behind me, I hear, I would
30:47
like some spaghetti sent to my room. And
30:50
like, and this is a true story, came
30:52
up behind me, that boy, that's
30:54
all he said, I'd like some spaghetti sent to my
30:56
room, and I went, oh, like, like
30:59
I knew the voice immediately, and then Norm's like,
31:02
you gotta, you gotta get room
31:04
services, I want you to send, I'm
31:06
saying it like, he's, like he spoke in normal human English.
31:08
I'm afraid to start it. But it was that. But it
31:10
was that voice. Like timber. But it was super weird, because
31:12
he was like, no, yeah, I want you to send the
31:16
spaghetti to my room. And he's like,
31:18
I serve the bar, dude, you gotta,
31:21
you have to order spaghetti through the room service if
31:23
you wanted to go to your room. And
31:26
then, and then he, you know, he
31:28
wanders away. And
31:30
then, no. I don't like any part of that. Why
31:32
did you want the spaghetti? I don't like, yeah. No.
31:35
Yeti is worse. And then Norm was like,
31:37
that guy's such a dick, he always fucking does that. And I'm
31:39
like, I'm like, dude, he sounds just like
31:41
the dude from Silence of the Life. He goes, it was the
31:43
dude from Silence of the Life. And I like looked right as
31:45
he was walking around, and it was, yeah, that was him. He's
31:48
staying there, he stays there all the time. And then he, yeah.
31:51
I dressed as the girl in the well,
31:53
the senator's daughter for Halloween, several years in
31:55
a row, because it's a very easy costume.
31:58
I have an inappropriate picture of Buffalo. Bill
32:00
appears. Yes. Yes.
32:03
So you would have, uh, you guys would have really, you would
32:05
have been impressed. You're I can see you're impressed right now. Uh,
32:08
I'm very impressed. Yeah. Anyone from
32:10
silence of the lamps. Yeah. Anyone.
32:12
I worked in Hollywood for 12 years.
32:14
I met a lot of celebrities. Kimberly
32:16
stories are always like, these are better
32:18
than that. No like these are
32:20
better. Like I get more excited
32:22
about the very weird people. Like it's much
32:25
more fun. Well, they're always on the real
32:27
world. I get way more excited. The
32:29
problem with me is I'm so terrible with pop
32:31
culture. Like I don't even know who, like I
32:34
usually don't know who I'm talking to. Like
32:36
this, somebody in the chat was, uh, was
32:38
saying that I need to tell the story about, have
32:40
you guys heard the story about me? Big Leaguing Idris
32:42
Alba? No, I'm sorry. Oh
32:45
no. Oh no. I got, I got
32:47
to make it quick. I got to make it
32:49
quick because my audience has heard this and heard the story.
32:51
Skip ahead a couple of minutes. I don't, I mean, we're, somebody's
32:54
like, Bob runs a tight ship. Yep. This
32:57
is how you make a podcast. I was in London doing, I
32:59
was doing a speaking tour in the UK and so
33:01
we went all over, all over
33:08
the UK. No big deal. Sorry.
33:10
That's a, that's a cool path. I was just doing a speaking gauge.
33:13
Yeah. Whatever they, I didn't get enough.
33:15
I didn't get a fucking award for it or whatever, but, uh,
33:18
I just did it. Um, it's pretty
33:20
cool. Yeah. My
33:23
last stop was in London and I, and I performed
33:25
spoke at this place in Notting Hill area and I
33:27
like do the speech and every one of them, like
33:29
I would do my whole presentation and then everybody would
33:31
have like a meet and greet. Usually we'd like meet
33:33
up like at the bar at the venue and I
33:35
would like take pictures and stuff like that. Like you
33:37
do a place, things like that. Like you guys just
33:39
did a crime con, you know, take
33:41
pictures with people. Uh, That's
33:44
in Nashville, not in London. London is
33:46
infinitely cooler. Was it in the winter? Was it?
33:49
It was, it was December. Yeah. Oh,
33:51
all right. Keep going. Sorry.
33:54
So anyway, we get done at this last place and we're
33:56
Notting Hill and they, and apparently there's like all these like
33:58
noise restrictions in there. So like we get done. I come
34:00
off stage and I tell everybody, all right, everybody wants
34:02
to meet up in the bar, we'll do a little meet and greet, everybody
34:04
wants to take pictures or whatever. And then
34:07
like the, not the people that
34:09
hired me, but the people that run the venue were like,
34:11
no, you guys, it's nine o'clock, you guys have to get
34:13
out of here. Like we can't
34:15
have anybody in here after nine o'clock. Cause it was
34:17
like in a historic, there was some deal, it was
34:19
like for this building and this place. Noise.
34:21
Noise has to be done nine o'clock.
34:24
And so a few people were like, let's
34:27
go down, there's a pub two blocks down or whatever,
34:29
let's all go meet in this pub. And
34:32
this is like a few days before Christmas. And
34:35
I wish I could remember there's a certain song,
34:37
it's not really relevant to the story, but there's a song
34:39
like in the UK, they always like all sing during Christmas.
34:41
And I can't, somebody who's coming to the channel know it.
34:45
But they were there over and over again. Like we go to, we
34:48
walk down the street to this pub and
34:50
I get there and, you know, I
34:52
don't want to be alone in a restaurant. You know what else I
34:55
don't want to be is in the middle of a giant pack of
34:57
shoulder to shoulder people, I don't do crowds either. So
35:00
we go to walk in and it's
35:03
just slam packed and they're all
35:05
drunk and singing and having a
35:07
good time. And the event
35:09
organizer was like, there's a room in the back, I
35:11
talked to them. I'm gonna have everybody slide
35:13
into the back so you can go back and take pictures. Because
35:15
like part of their like ticket they paid for was to like
35:17
get a picture or whatever. So
35:20
they're shuffling like a hundred people back
35:22
into this back room. And
35:24
I like look in and I'm freaking out because I don't
35:26
even want to be in that building. There's too many people
35:28
in there and I smoked then. So
35:30
I like lit a cigarette and I'm like standing outside
35:32
having a cigarette and this
35:35
drunken Englishman that had been at my show
35:37
comes running out and he says,
35:40
and you need to know that I don't know
35:42
this name. I don't know any, I don't know what's
35:44
happening. But he comes out and he's like,
35:46
and this dude like came down from Manchester so he
35:48
really couldn't understand him. And he's like, oh, there we
35:50
go. Yeah. He's like, oh, Blimey,
35:52
what, Andrew's album's in there. He wants to
35:54
take a picture with you, bro. How do you kind of go
35:56
and take a picture with Andrew's album? Like you're talking fucking nonsense
35:59
to me. And
36:01
he's just like, come on, come on, come on. What an Idris
36:03
Elba is. You think that maybe- What is an Idris Elba? Yeah,
36:05
what is an Idris Elba? Yeah, and I couldn't even make that
36:07
out. But even if I did, I wouldn't have known who it
36:09
was. He's a really tense boyfriend. Yeah, he's a
36:11
very handsome. And then you went in and saw
36:14
the world's most handsome man. My wife's too.
36:17
And you should know, this was
36:19
the month that he won Sexiest
36:22
Man Alive. So
36:25
most handsome and most sexy man. Yeah, he
36:27
was like Sexiest Man, People Magazine, Sexiest Man
36:29
Alive or something like that. So
36:32
this dude like drags me into this bar.
36:34
I don't wanna be in there. And I'm like, okay,
36:36
I gotta go. And I see the
36:38
Kayla, the event organizer in the back, like waving to me,
36:40
like back here is where everybody's at to take pictures. I'm
36:42
like, all right, I just need to get through this crowd
36:44
and get back there, take these pictures,
36:46
and get it over with. But this crazy
36:48
man is like dragging me to go see,
36:50
oh, hey, blah, you Idris Elba, blah, blah,
36:52
whatever. And then he like
36:55
pulls me over to what can
36:57
only be described as the most beautiful human I've
36:59
ever seen in my life. And
37:01
by the way, my wife is like tagging behind me. And
37:03
then one of the ladies that was on the, that
37:06
was like carding us around England or the UK was
37:08
with me too. And I
37:10
don't know this, they're pretty excited about the situation. I still
37:12
don't know what's happening. And they
37:14
like, he like pulls me through the crowd and
37:17
he's like, oh, here he is. And Idris
37:19
Elba, who I now know who he is, like
37:22
kind of breaks through the crowd, reaches out, shakes
37:25
my hand and goes, oh man, it's nice to meet you.
37:28
It should be noted as much as I want to brag about this, he
37:30
doesn't know who the fuck I am. He
37:33
doesn't? No, you say he
37:35
does, change the story. I don't know, I should
37:37
say this, I don't know. I suspect he doesn't. What
37:39
I believe happened was this guy's like, hey, cause he
37:41
did Luther, right? And they're like, you know, you're like
37:44
fight crime and stuff and then this guy does it,
37:46
you should. I think he was just being nice to
37:48
that guy is what was happening, I
37:50
think. But he was very nice.
37:52
Like I walked in and then when they
37:54
got his attention, he like through the crowd
37:56
comes out, shakes my hand, smiling that big,
37:59
beautiful smile. And it's like, buddy,
38:01
nice, nice to meet you. Let's
38:04
get a picture. And I said,
38:06
I will definitely do that,
38:09
buddy. But listen, I've got 100 people back
38:11
there that have been waiting in line. I've got to
38:13
take their picture first. I'll come back and I'll get
38:15
you after that. And I walked away.
38:17
At that moment, your wife said, grabbed
38:19
your arm. It was like trick or trick. She punched
38:21
me in the back and I. Yeah,
38:24
hard. Yeah, I didn't know.
38:26
And he's like, all right. And then I went back
38:28
and then I feel like literally someone hitting me in
38:30
the back. I'm like, what? And there's just all this.
38:32
I'm kind of in panic mode. I get to the
38:34
back room and that's all I hear is. Why
38:37
did you do that? What? I'm like,
38:39
what? I'm like, I'm being like,
38:41
that's not fair. All these people paid and they're
38:43
here waiting for me. I can't I'm not going
38:46
to stop. And like, do you know
38:48
who that is? I'm like, you know, I don't know who that
38:50
is. And then they said
38:52
it was Idris Alba. And I'm like, I
38:54
got nothing. And
38:57
then that's when my wife brought up
38:59
on her phone the Google image of
39:01
Idris Alba, sexiest man alive. And she's
39:03
like, that's who that was. You son of a
39:05
bitch. I want a divorce. Yeah,
39:08
no, that's an appropriate response. Yeah,
39:11
I'm retroactively mad. I
39:13
am very mad, but I also really want to know
39:16
if he knew who you were. And
39:18
I feel like she did. And I
39:20
were there. We're very good at reading facial
39:22
expressions. Like you've had a few people at
39:24
this crime that did not know. And we could tell
39:26
that they wanted to. That's happened to me. And many
39:28
a crime. Yeah, yeah. They wanted
39:30
a picture because they saw other people getting pictures.
39:33
But it's like, no, we are not on dateline.
39:35
If neither of us is any. Yeah,
39:38
I once had somebody talk to me for a half hour
39:40
and take a picture with me. And it wasn't until a
39:43
half hour into it that I realized they thought I was the
39:45
captain. Well, I mean,
39:47
many. You
39:50
talk about a slow burn dateline. You
39:52
talk about a slow burn. They
39:55
were. They're
39:58
fawning over me, Kimberly. So I. I
40:00
was just taking it all in. There
40:02
were no context clues. Nothing. It
40:05
was like, man, I love the show. You do such a
40:07
great job and I just love what you do. And then
40:09
they were just like, you know how sometimes they just want
40:11
to be like, we're your friends. And I'm like, that's cool.
40:13
We can be friends. Cause we're just, and like, we're just
40:15
having this conversation. And then she's like, I just, I
40:17
know you got other people waiting. There's, I got one just, just at
40:20
some point, can I like get your email address or something?
40:22
Cause I can talk to you about like doing like live
40:24
music. And when
40:26
she said that, I went, Oh
40:30
my God. Do you
40:32
think that I'm the captain? You said it.
40:34
Yeah. And her face went by the way,
40:37
Patrick is standing five feet away from me. Their
40:39
booth was right next to ours. Wow.
40:43
And unfortunately he heard
40:45
that and he's like, and
40:48
she's like, her face just goes, she's
40:50
like, you're not the captain. Oh
40:53
my. I'm like, I certainly am
40:55
not the captain. She's like, who are you?
40:57
And I said, I'm Bob rough. And she
40:59
said, Oh, never heard of you. And
41:02
then went over and took a picture with goddamn
41:04
captain. Never heard of
41:06
you. She said, I know I'm like, you didn't, you
41:08
didn't have to say there was, you didn't have to
41:10
say that. What was the purpose of you
41:13
saying that? I was so nice to you. You
41:15
asshole. She did not need
41:17
to say that. She was like, I would fake
41:19
it and then leave. I think both of you
41:21
should have played along. I think you should have
41:24
played along. Like we play along if people think
41:26
we're date line. When we
41:28
say that we'll consider doing that story. Yeah.
41:32
Yeah. Yeah. And it was a, it was a,
41:34
it was a fair mistake to make because our
41:36
booths are right next to each other. So like,
41:38
and right between our booth, like, like the side,
41:40
like where they're kind of together is where they
41:42
had their like true crime garage poster thing. And
41:44
I was standing next to Nick and
41:47
captain was on the other side
41:49
of the booth. So you see the true crime garage
41:51
thing. You see Nick standing
41:54
with me. I'm a big
41:56
tattooed bearded fella. Yeah.
42:00
She should have realized how much more handsome and
42:02
fit and tall and sexier than I am. That
42:04
was the next thing I was going to say.
42:06
Right. I mean, I mean, let's face it. Captain's
42:08
a mess. He's a disaster. I don't
42:10
even know how he gets out of bed in the morning. I
42:13
hope he listens to this. Love
42:15
you. Oh, he's probably still in bed
42:17
because we beat them in the... Let
42:19
me lift this up again. Maybe.
42:21
There it is. How heavy is that? It's
42:24
so heavy. It's unnecessarily heavy.
42:26
Yeah. It's made of... It
42:29
could kill you. I wish I could describe. I'm going
42:31
to weigh it. Yeah, weigh it. Yes. I kept
42:33
making people lift it the entire day the
42:35
next day because I felt like people wouldn't understand
42:38
until they tried to lift it how incredibly heavy.
42:40
I wanted everyone to hold it because if
42:43
it does get used as a weapon, now
42:45
everyone at CrimeCon is... DNA, fingerprints, everything
42:47
all over it. Yeah. It
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18 plus. You know
44:42
what really makes me jealous
44:44
is last week I took third place in a stand up comedy
44:46
contest. No big deal out
44:49
of how many? 32. But it's still,
44:52
but still it's third place.
44:54
Say that part that third.
44:56
That's still that's gonna be on
44:59
the comedy side. No big deal going on after that,
45:01
Rebecca's actually making a thumbs up in
45:03
Andi, do you love it, though? I throw it
45:08
away. Uh that's ridiculous. Don't be keep those. There they didn't
45:10
even say anything on and it was like a like something
45:13
bought up five below. Uh and then and then there
45:15
was a metal like a metal like like an
45:17
Olympic medal. There was also plastic that had a three another
45:22
Becky. My wife was cleaning up the other day.
45:24
And she's like. What
45:26
are you? What are you doing? And I was like, Oh,
45:28
I'm cleaning up the other one. I'm like, Oh,
45:30
I'm cleaning up the plastic metal. Shadowbox
45:33
build a trophy case and then it just
45:35
proudly. Sorry, it's
45:37
still you got third place. All those other people
45:39
didn't place. Listen, the only thing
45:42
I'll say it really. I don't I feel like they drew a name
45:44
out of a hat. I could have just as easy because in the
45:47
finals, there was eight of us. I feel like I could have been
45:49
eight because everybody was really good in the finals. But
45:51
but I was the only thing I said about third is three
45:53
of us.
45:56
So I was pretty happy. I feel like
45:58
I was on YouTube. It's
46:00
not on YouTube. It was at our local comedy club.
46:02
I've got, listen, I got stuff I can send you.
46:04
My whole hour that I do. That
46:07
is, yeah, we would like to see and judge
46:09
accordingly. That is- Predictions before you see it. How
46:11
many dick jokes do you think there are in
46:13
a 45 minute set? In a
46:15
45 minute set? Mm-hmm. Who's
46:18
your favorite comedian? No, stop. Who are your
46:20
top three comedians? Stand up comedians. I
46:23
like Tom Segura a lot. I'm
46:26
getting to like Shane Gillis. I like Burt
46:28
Kreischer. I like kind of that style storyteller
46:30
type. I'm
46:34
a storyteller for sure. Four. I
46:37
say 15. Four and 15. All
46:39
right, we'll see who wins. I'll send you guys a
46:41
link right after the show for you. He's a storyteller
46:43
though, Kimberly. It can't be like- He's a storyteller. So
46:45
if one story, if there's- That's what I'm gonna say
46:47
next time. Are you a podcaster?
46:49
I'm gonna go, I'm more
46:51
of a storyteller. Because that is
46:54
the most pretentious sounding shit I've ever heard.
46:57
I will give you $10 if you do that in
46:59
front of me. That is it. You can do that. But
47:01
I like storyteller comedians. That's a fun- I
47:03
do too. That's more pleasant to listen to
47:05
than just like sort of a hard hitting. That's not
47:07
as fun. It's more fun when you're invested in the
47:10
stories. Yeah, I don't know how to write jokes. I
47:12
literally don't. So like when I do my comedy, I
47:14
do, I take true stories and usually I'll
47:16
punch them up a little bit. And it's
47:18
a series of like, like most of these
47:20
stories are actually true. Well, do
47:22
you tell the drunk Harry Potter story because
47:24
that story is a winner. Sorry, there's- No,
47:27
but I need it. I have a bug in here too. Did you
47:29
send it to me? Cause I have one in here and I don't
47:31
know where it came from. So you sent it
47:34
to me. I'm gonna add the Harry Potter. The
47:36
Harry Potter story. Yeah, add that for
47:38
sure. Are you coming
47:40
to Denver? Are you coming to CrimeCon? Next-
47:43
Me? Next crime- Yeah. No,
47:46
I don't do CrimeCon. Yes. Well,
47:48
I think you should rethink that because
47:51
have you been to the Denver airport? I
47:53
used to live in Boulder and I lived in
47:55
Aurora for a while. So yeah, I used to fly- What's your
47:57
deal with all the theories, the conspiracies about the
47:59
airport? airport. Do you know anything about it? I don't
48:01
know. I mean, I was there. I lived there when
48:03
they built the DIA, when they put that, like the
48:05
weird, like pointy things that are supposed to look like
48:08
the man horse. Yeah. Yeah.
48:10
And back then everybody was just like, that's all, what
48:12
are they doing? And then they said it was something
48:14
very wrong there. I
48:17
don't know. Like I didn't know there was a
48:19
thing. I mean, this was, this
48:21
was like 27 years ago. So I don't
48:23
remember, like, I don't know
48:25
what's going on there. Now. Not the person we need to
48:27
go to for it. If you, okay. If you
48:29
find anyone that knows about the Denver
48:32
airport, there's conspiracy theories about this airport.
48:34
I hope while they're all. Yeah. What'd
48:37
you say? I hope it's the right airport. It's
48:40
Denver for sure. With the horse. Yeah.
48:42
Yeah. And it's weird. Have you, have either of you ever flown
48:44
into DIA? No, no. It's
48:46
crazy. Cause like you think you're flying into Denver.
48:48
It's so far away from Denver.
48:51
It's like in the middle of the
48:54
planes, like it's like
48:56
our drive into Denver from the airport. It's like,
48:58
maybe not an hour, but it's, it's out there. It's
49:00
way out in the middle of nowhere. Really?
49:03
Yeah. Yeah. The whole thing was
49:05
kind of weird, but no, I, I don't, I
49:08
don't think that even if I wanted to go back to crime, kind
49:10
of I would be in, I had, I had
49:12
some, I have personal issues with, and that's just my
49:14
thing. I don't fault anybody else for everything, but I
49:16
had some personal issues and I voiced some
49:18
of them on the podcast. Yeah.
49:20
I don't think they liked it. They didn't care for
49:23
it. No, I got an email, um, asking,
49:25
huh? I think somebody told him, somebody
49:27
from crime con, like it was like last year I
49:29
had said, I, I said kind of my opinion and
49:31
actually I pulled some punches. I said
49:33
my opinion, but then they emailed me and we're like, dude, I
49:36
thought everything was cool. And I was like, it's not cool. And
49:39
they were like, well, what's your reasons why? And I,
49:41
and I said like a very detailed, I'm like, okay,
49:43
you really want to know these are
49:45
the things that I don't like about your organization and
49:47
what you're doing and that, and the way you're running
49:49
the crime con. Tell
49:51
me you'll do something about those. And they're basically like, I'm sorry
49:53
you feel that way. Cool.
49:56
Oh, not like we're gonna, we're gonna look into this and
49:58
make. We don't
50:00
want to get kicked out of crime. Yeah. You guys are
50:02
nice. You don't want to participate in this because they gave you, listen,
50:05
the odds you went in that two years in a row that you
50:07
might as well quit. Now you can go out on like,
50:09
what if you won that award and then you're like, and
50:11
fuck crime con. I didn't ask
50:13
specifics. Did I say a bad thing? No, no,
50:15
no, no, no, no, no, no. This
50:17
very heavy award. Yeah. I
50:20
want to do that. I want to like win
50:22
an award and just flip off everyone. And like,
50:25
that's it. That would, that's the dream, right? Yeah.
50:27
It's always the dream. Yeah. I
50:29
am such a rule follower. So is Katie. We're
50:32
like, we're pathological rule followers. So
50:35
we would never, but it's like, it's like the
50:37
quitting dream where you quit and you flip your
50:39
table at your desk. Yeah.
50:42
Yeah. It would be awesome. The
50:44
minute you said that my hand started sweating. No,
50:47
you guys, and there's no reason to get
50:49
it. Like I said, that's just my issue.
50:52
And truthfully when I was, when I see all the posts that
50:54
crying out every year, like I do
50:56
miss like being there with like
50:59
the other podcasters and like meeting fans
51:02
and listeners and stuff. Like I do miss that
51:04
stuff. It's as my, my issues are bigger
51:06
pictures. I understand. Well, yeah. And
51:09
some of the stuff they did. I don't. Wait, so
51:11
I know we have to go soon. I have a question really
51:13
quick. Like, did you have you released what case you're talking about
51:15
or is it private? No, I have not. I've
51:18
given little nibbles of clues, but you guys should. Is it
51:20
something that's happening right now? No, I don't know
51:23
if you know this about communicating, but I would, my podcast
51:25
is based on wrongful conviction cases. So it's
51:28
an old case that we're covering. No,
51:30
she knows that. Of course
51:32
I, I told you. I know, I know.
51:36
I was joking with the look on your
51:38
face. I was like, huh? How dare you?
51:40
How very dare you. I think she
51:42
wants your opinion on Karen Reed because that's all she's obsessed with
51:44
right now. No. So that's
51:46
not one that I wouldn't do anything I care because that's a current case
51:48
happening right now. I know. I
51:50
don't know. I don't know. As a matter of fact, my plan
51:52
is next week is I'm going to have Bob
51:55
Motta on because like everybody's asking me about it and I
51:57
don't know. Again, I don't follow true crime. So I don't
51:59
even know anything about it. the case. So
52:01
I'm going to have Bob come on and talk about it. Do
52:04
you, do you know lots about the case? I
52:06
do. I've been watching the trial. You've been watching the
52:08
trial. Um, can you
52:11
give me, so. I'm not an lawyer and I'm,
52:13
I'm not a criminologist. Um, I
52:15
just, I just have
52:17
thoughts that sometimes I'm right about stuff.
52:19
See, and you would know that if I had
52:21
called in with that tip. Yeah. I thought you were going to be like, I
52:24
had you not ignored my tip. I was, wait a minute, you never said it.
52:30
He was out there listening with this hot tape.
52:34
I think I even know if I went back,
52:37
that's all still available, right? I can go back to
52:39
season two. Okay. I'm going to go
52:41
back. Cause I even think if I heard the episode
52:43
again, I would know what I thought. I'm
52:45
going to go back and listen. You should
52:47
do my last episode that just aired Sunday.
52:49
Um, because again, we're like
52:51
in this fill in time where we're getting ready. So
52:54
we did a flashback episode and I
52:56
played and I, I, I did a flashback
52:58
to when we found out Ed was getting
53:00
released. Um, so
53:03
it was kind of too like with the new hire,
53:05
like so she could understand like the bigger picture of
53:07
what we do, you know? Yeah. Um, so,
53:09
and that was a really good one to kind of capture that. Uh,
53:12
but in that, like I give like a, a real,
53:14
you know, like, like the case
53:17
in 10 minutes, like a kind of a summary
53:19
through that of like how, you know, what happened
53:21
in the case. Maybe that'll jog some jog that
53:23
memory. Maybe. I don't know. But I also love,
53:25
like, I love the detail. And that's part of
53:27
the reason like you have a good show. My
53:30
new show detail is just, that's my, that's, we're
53:32
about to get into one. If
53:34
you want, cause we always talk about Sandy
53:36
Malgar, like that's where friends with Liz and
53:39
like, I always go, go listen to Bob
53:41
because he got like three full episodes on
53:43
an autopsy report. Like no one does a
53:45
deeper dive. Right. That's what's that works that
53:47
way that can be handled. I
53:52
can't give me the 10 minute wrap up,
53:54
but Katie can do the deep dive. Yeah.
53:56
I love the deep dive. If I ever
53:58
stop podcasting, I'm going to. I'm gonna apply to
54:00
be the, I'm gonna work
54:02
on your team and be an intern. That's awesome.
54:05
I'll do research. You guys, especially
54:07
Katie, you guys should listen to season 15 when it
54:09
drops, June 23rd is when we're supposed to drop it.
54:12
But it's a really cool case. And I
54:14
keep sprinkling little hints, but I will, and
54:17
I said this on her follow-up this week that hasn't aired
54:19
yet actually. But one of the,
54:21
so, two
54:24
minutes. Real quick, the case came to
54:26
me because Robby Ashoudry sent it to me because she was
54:29
working on it and she thought it needed a full investigation.
54:31
So she sent it to me from Baltimore. And then when
54:33
I got it and I looked at it and I read
54:35
it, I was like, did you know this is in the
54:37
county that I live in? And she did not know that.
54:39
It was just a crazy coincidence or fate, however you think
54:42
that. So it literally is right here. Even coincidences. So, I
54:44
know like all the cops that are like a
54:46
part of it. It's crazy. No. Yeah.
54:50
And what I was gonna say is also there's like
54:52
some other stuff. I will say this, that Erica,
54:55
new Erica that works here. Yeah,
54:58
thanks. When we were preparing to
55:00
say, when are we gonna launch the season? I was
55:02
looking at maybe pushing past July 4th because I just
55:04
got some more prep I wanna do. And
55:07
she said, no, this
55:09
case, you need to launch, we need
55:11
to launch season one in June because
55:13
it's pride month. So no, that
55:15
is important for this case. I'm
55:17
excited about all of it. This is all
55:19
plus, plus, pluses. Okay. And
55:22
Robby. Yeah. All these
55:24
things. June 23rd and Kimberly, I know you got
55:26
a hard out in a
55:28
number of seconds coming up here. Thank
55:30
you. Just real quick, I did just
55:33
kind of catch up where we were before. I
55:35
watched air supply on TV with air supply
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because the script supervisor
55:40
from the Jimmy Kimmel show drank every night at that
55:42
bar that I was talking about at the hotel on
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Murano. Yeah. And they filmed and then came
55:47
to the bar and then we sat there and watched them on there. I
55:51
guess that's also that script supervisor that I sat and
55:53
had a drink with every single
55:56
night for months at a time. I
55:58
found out three months in that we're both. from the
56:00
same tiny little town in Michigan. Also
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script supervisor is the hardest job in Hollywood.
56:07
I don't know what it means. Gary's tried to explain it to me
56:09
a hundred times what it is, I don't understand. All I know is
56:11
he meets cool people. Yeah. And
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with that, congratulations, Katie and Kimberly, on your
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56:27
I appreciate it from you, thank you.
56:30
Thank you. But I'm so happy
56:32
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56:34
well, well deserved. And thank
56:36
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56:38
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