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You wake in a strange room. Your
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clothes are foreign and the walls are covered
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in objects from a different world. You
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don't know where or when you are or if
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you're still dreaming. There
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are footsteps in the hall. Jumping
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up, you race out of the room and into the streets.
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You have just entered the
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Twilight Histories.
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You have entered the Twilight Histories,
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an audio adventure that casts you
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as the hero.
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Today, our Bronze Age
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summer rumble will continue with
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a daring story by Josh Hutchins.
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As the world crumbles, a
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tribe lost to history struggles
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to carry the flickering light of civilization
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against great waves of violence
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and destruction.
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When you're done listening to this story,
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make sure you join us on Patreon
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where Josh is launching a massive
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bonus track just for our supporters.
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And now, listen to
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Shekelish by Josh Hutchins.
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Some events in history, like
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the Dark Ages, the bubonic
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plague, the burning
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of the Great Library of Alexandria,
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and the Little Ice Age. These
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events had a stagnating effect on humanity
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insofar as the advancement of technology,
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culture, and trade. Other
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events and eras, like slavery under
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the Roman Empire, slavery
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in the New World, Mongol
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conquest, and to a great
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extent communism. stunted
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humanity in ways we still
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have difficulty measuring. But
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even greater than ease was
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the collapse at the end of the Bronze
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Age. Great empires
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like the Egyptians and the Hittites fell
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before, well, we
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really don't know what happened at the end of the
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Bronze Age. There
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are records of drought and famine, war,
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great migrations, civil
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uprisings, piracy,
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plagues. When
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humanity reached its peak during the Bronze
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Age, civilization entered
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a steady downward spiral.
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Records of this period are very few. For
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more than two centuries, cities
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were burned and the practice
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of recording history practically vanished.
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Please choose some clothing from
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the shells behind you while I continue
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your briefing. We
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are sending you to a world very similar to our
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own, at the time of the Bronze
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Age collapse.
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You are going to the island of Sicily
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in the Mediterranean. Of course,
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it isn't called Sicily, it's called
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Shekelesch. The
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island is under the loose rule of
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a petty chief king of sorts
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by the name of Tegesch.
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Although Shekelesch isn't a vassal
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of the Egyptian Empire, King
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Tegesch does answer to the Pharaoh's
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requests.
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Many peoples of the time did. Our
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agent has made arrangements with a man named
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Vybor. He is an
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advisor to King Tegesch. He
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has large amounts of land being
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farmed by slaves and servants, and
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you'll be managing them.
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I know it doesn't sound glamorous, but neither
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did a gong farmer either, and we
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all know how that worked out.
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Besides. Vybor has
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a habit of bringing his top servants with
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him to important meetings before
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the king,
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so you'll be privy to some interesting
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information.
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Based on your past world splits, I
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think you're really going to enjoy this. Now,
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let me look you over. Yes,
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a long yellow tunic with a wide leather belt
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at the waist. Very simple.
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These were simpler times.
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The feathered hat is a nice bit too, though
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you may wish to carry it for
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the time being, rather than wear
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it around. Based
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on ancient hieroglyphs and writings, we
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think the Shekalesh wore feathered hats into
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battle.
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You'll figure it out. If
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you have no questions, please step
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onto the platform and we'll get you on your way.
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As you know, you'll feel
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disoriented at first, but
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your senses will return to you soon. One
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last thing. We don't
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know much about the culture of Shekalesh,
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but what we do know is that
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they were listed as one of the Sea Peoples
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who attacked Egypt and vanished
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afterwards.
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You can handle yourself.
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Good luck.
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You wait to the sound of a crowing rooster.
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The orange bulge of the sun is just
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beginning to show above the eastern horizon
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on the sea. It
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rained last night, so the valley
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between you and the bay is coated with
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a frothy layer of fog. The
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air is crisp.
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The dull red coals
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of the fire and the nearby stone hearth are still
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just visible under a blanket
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of grey ashes.
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You roll yourself
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upright onto your low wooden bed and stretch,
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smelling leather and cedar. There's
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a wrap on the doorway and a slender man
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enters.
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Don't give me that look, Ashwa. When
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the sun gets up, I get
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up. You
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push your thin blanket under the bed and stand,
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stretching some more. As
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always, my father, the rooster
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and I are in league with one another, conspiring
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to wake you before the great sun
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reaches its zenith in the sky. He
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smiles and gestures with one hand towards
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the door. Morning meal
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is ready.
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Minutes later, the
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two of you enjoy a breakfast of hard bread,
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tinder goat meat slathered in butter and
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a mild peppermint tea.
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You're joined by nearly three dozen
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others who sit on the ground with goat
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meat stuffed into their bread.
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Afterwards, they all brush their teeth with the frayed
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end of a stiff twig. You
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still are entirely accustomed to them
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copying everything you do. Ashwa,
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you say,
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and the man puts down his tea and looks at
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you.
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When you finish, set everyone
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to work on the same western edge of the north field,
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then bring Betty to my working shed. He
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squints, Betty? But
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we'll be using Betty in the field. You
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can spare her for a short while. I
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have something I want her to try on. You
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smile and he shrugs. Yes,
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my father. He sips
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the last of his tea, bows, and
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turns to the others. He
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claps his right hand against his left forearm
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twice and holds both arms
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above his head. My people, he
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says, loud enough for them all to hear.
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They stopped chewing and looked
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at him, eager to hear his words. In
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less than fifteen minutes, you and Eshua are
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maneuvering a stout wooden cart into
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position behind Betty.
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She is the epitome
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of stoicism as she chews
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her cud, seemingly bored
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with the whole affair. Just
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a little closer. Good. See
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that strap there? You point to a spot
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near Betty's flank. Eshua
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nods. Slide the handle into it.
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You gesture for him to stand back.
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Excellent work, my father, Eshua
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says. You have built for us
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a new dung cart. He
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smiles at you. It's not
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an ordinary dung cart, Eshua. Watch
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this. You reach down at
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the front of the cart and pull a thick oak
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pin out of its slot. Gently,
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the upper frame of the cart tips backwards.
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You give it a nudge and the far back touches
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the ground. Then you push it back
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down and replace the pin. His
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eyes bulge slightly. What
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do you think, you ask, holding
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your arms toward the cart like you're a game
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show host? Rucks,
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he says, looking at it with his
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hand to his doubled chin. You
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nod. Dung, he
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asks, looking at you. You nod again.
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We use it today, my father. He
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turns to two young boys standing nearby watching.
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Take Betty and this magnificent
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tilting dung cart to the north
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field. He claps
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his hand and forearm. They
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lead Betty away. You
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know, my father, Eshua starts, looking
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at you over his shoulder. You
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do not need to keep making things. We
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are not complete invalids. He
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shrugs, smiles, and
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scratches his wrist.
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rear with a stump of a hand.
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I should have a better estimate on the number
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of bushels we can expect after I
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see how much fuel we clear this week. My
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father, you say, walking briskly
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in a wide dirt path through
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the heart of a bustling village. He
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takes long, smooth strides
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with his hands clasped behind his
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back. He turns his head
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only slightly to look at you.
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You forget yourself. You
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forget your position with me. I
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care not how many bushels of grain they
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produce, so long as it
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is sufficient to feed me and
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my household.
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For now, he gives
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you a quick glance. That includes
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you.
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You see the wisp of a smile on his lips. His
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long, green tunic makes subtle,
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soft sounds as he begins
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walking up the hill with you struggling
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to match his pace.
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It would be easier for them to work
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if they had two hands, my
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father. He says
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with a shrug, another
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man would have whipped you for saying
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such a thing. You
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feel your chest tighten and goosebumps
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on your arms. Such
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as it is, he continues. And
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because you've been remarkably
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helpful for the last month, I'll
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explain something to you.
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He stops and faces you, others
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in the street veer away and give
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you and the man a broad berth. One
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woman carrying a basket with
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three chickens stuffed into it gives
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you a look of what, pity,
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sadness? I'll
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only say this once,
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your master says. Aishwa
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and those other half-wits I took from
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Egyptis are not here
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to grow grain, they are
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here as punishment. Growing
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grain is merely a useful bonus
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to me. I had their
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hands removed to prevent them
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from becoming a threat to me or
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to the king. He
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looks back towards his house and farm where you
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and he left a mere ten minutes ago.
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One more thing, he
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leans in closer. Tell
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that worm, Aishwa, that
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if he speaks to Samun again, I'll
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have his other hand as well, along
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with his tongue. He
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leans back and stares at you, clearly
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awaiting a response. Yes,
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Master Vybor, my
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father, I will see to it. He
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gives a curtain on and continues his walk.
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The activities in the village fade to the back
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of your mind as you picture Aishwa
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with no hands and no tongue. The
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sharp smell of smoke wakes you from your thoughts.
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You and Vybor enter a spacious, flat
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clearing. At its center
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is the large stone structure with a dome,
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which looks as if it's been plastered over
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and made smooth, then painted
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a bright aqua blue. Squared
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timbers jut from the top edge of the walls
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just below where the dome begins.
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The walls are painted orange, green
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and white with strange,
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geometric designs on them. Nearby,
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a pig is being roasted on a spit.
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Several people have gathered around and appear to be
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praying or maybe they're singing.
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Inside, Leibor starts. Then
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he cuffs you on the ear to get your attention. Oh,
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my apologies, my father. I was... You
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must control your thoughts if
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you are to control the world around you, he
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says, brushing dust from his sleeves.
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As I was
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saying earlier, when we go
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inside, do not speak unless
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either I or Tejesh
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speaks to you. I do not
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expect that to happen, but
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nor do I wish you to make a fool of me. He
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squints, do you understand?
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Yes, my father, you say, nodding. But
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why are you bringing me here at all if you're
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concerned about my behavior? He
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smiles,
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because if for
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any reason I may be absent
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from here, I expect you
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to stand in as the king's advisor. He
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gives a conspiratory look from side
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to side, because
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I do not want others, someone
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unknown to me, to take my place. You
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nod in understanding, then follow
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close behind him as he approaches the front door
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of the building. A large,
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heavy leather curtain is
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pulled aside by an older man
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sitting on a stool nearby. The
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man greets us with a whistly voice. Leibor
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gives him a very slight bow and enters. Inside,
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the room is lit by open
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windows you didn't notice from the outside. A
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shaft of light teeming with moats of dust
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shoots down from an orifice at the top center
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of the dome, coating the dirt floor
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in an alien-looking white glow. A large
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man wearing a gray skirt.
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With his torso bare, stands
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near his sidewall with his back to you. Tejesh,
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my father, Vybor
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says with a short bow. You mimic
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him and make a bow as well. Thy
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timing is impeccable, it is always,
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Vybor. I
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offer my apologies, my father. My
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servant and I will leave you in peace to finish
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relieving yourself. Tejesh
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grunts. No, tis
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fine. His
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shoulders seem to shiver. I
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was just finished. He
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turns to face you both, smoothing
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the wrinkles on the front of his skirt. A
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man steps from our corner of the room, picks
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up the load pot the man had just been
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urinating into and carries it
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out a back door. Vybor
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follows the man with his eyes. Ahh,
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carrying my filthy pot outside.
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Tis a task none of thine folk then
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thus accomplish. Do ye
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wish now that you had
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spared all those hands? He
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smiles at toothy grin. Vybor
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shrugs.
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As I said, my father,
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your safety and the
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endurance of the people of Shekalesh are more
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important to me than the productivity
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levels of my slaves. I
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would do the same again if faced with a choice.
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Tejesh gives his own shrug, then
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squints his eyes at you. My
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father, I'm sorry, you say, a
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bit of a panic touching your voice. You
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quickly lower your eyes. Search
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to call him.
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Tis for every
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day. But not
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this day. He stretches
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his neck and repeats. Not
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this day. My
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father, Vybor says. Visan
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and Tejal should join us anon.
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I have summoned them moments
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before you arrived. We have
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a message from Sheridan."
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Bybor's eyes bulge and he looks
18:11
around the room. My father,
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when you said my timing was impeccable,
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you mean a jest. It
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was indeed. He smiles, then
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he turns to you again. This day,
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young servant, do
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not shy away from meeting
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my eyes. Today
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is a day of light and dark. Today
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is a day of action, a choosing
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day. I dare not make
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choices for my people without
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the courage of meeting their eye. You
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slowly raise your head and lift your
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eyes, meeting his gaze. Yes,
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my father, you say. You
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hear muffled voices from outside the door. A
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tanned woman throws the leather curtain aside
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and enters the room
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with the flourish. My
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father, she says, giving a low
19:04
bow, and her brown flowing skirt
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just touches the floor. Her
19:09
dark hair is curly and
19:11
pushed up in a loose bun at the back of her
19:13
head, with several tresses
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dangling loosely. No,
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Tejesh says, holding
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his arms out flatly. He gives
19:22
a sideways look at Bybor, with a
19:24
fierce glint in his eyes. This
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day it is my
19:30
king. A woman
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raises her head, the whites of
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her eyes expanding by only. My
19:38
king? My king,
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Bybor echoes with a slight quaver in his voice.
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Tejesh nods and places
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his hands on his hips and exhales. Yes,
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today I am king
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Tejesh, for we
19:56
are at war. My
19:59
king.
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Then the woman shouts and
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bows again, her voice nearly
20:04
reverent. Another
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person enters. He's dressed in
20:08
a blue tunic with a strange scarf
20:10
around his neck. He walks next
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to the woman and gives a weak bow.
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"'My father,' he says. The
20:18
woman slaps him on the arm. "'He
20:20
is keen today, not father. If
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you had been timely, you would know,' the
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man scowls rubbing his arm.
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Looking to jesh, he holds out both his hands
20:30
towards the woman. "'Oo, Pisan,
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my daughter. Stand
20:36
beside me this day.'
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He turns to his servant in a nearby corner
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and gives a curt nod. "'I
20:44
do not understand,'
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Vibor says. "'No,
20:48
do I,
20:48
my king,' the
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other man says with a rasp. "'Cherdan
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has come with a message from Pharaoh
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of Egyptis,' to jesh
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says as he leads Pisan to sit on
21:04
a nearby low bench. He
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turns back to the man in the blue scarf. "'Takal,'
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he says and points to the empty
21:12
spot on the bench next to Pisan. Takal
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has an uneven step when he walks
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and he slowly lowers himself into his seat, giving
21:21
Pisan a sideways glare. "'Where
21:25
is your
21:25
mask, my brother? This cloth
21:27
around your chin fails the work of hiding
21:30
your face,' Pisan
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says without even looking at him.
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The leather curtain at the front opens again
21:36
and a large man wearing a red tunic
21:39
enters. He carries a burnished
21:41
metal helmet under his arm with long
21:44
metallic horns protruding from the
21:46
crest. "'Thank
21:48
you for water and wine, King to jesh,' the
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man says, smiling. "'And you are King,
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yes.' "'I
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am King, just
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as you are.'
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King and shirt in this
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day. Are you not?" The
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man nods, I am.
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He walks to stand just inside the circle
22:11
of pale light. Then we
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sail for Egyptas and answer
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the call of the pharaoh. Tejesh
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nods and turns to Vybor.
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Send out the call, Vybor. Ten
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thousand we can summon, but
22:28
will ten thousand answer. By
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my word, in three days,
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we sail for Egyptas. Pisan
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moves to kneel next to the king
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and holds up her hands. Oh,
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my king, I beg thee, take
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me to Egyptas. Let me serve
22:47
you as you answer pharaoh's call.
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Let us spill blood together. Tejesh
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looks down at her with a smile
22:56
crinkling the skin around his eyes. So
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fierce. You have the
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courage of five men, my beautiful Pisan,
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but you do not have the strength of arms of five
23:07
men.
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If you made war alongside me, it
23:12
would be the greatest honor
23:14
of my life. But
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behold, your new husband
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would not be well pleased if you were
23:22
injured. She looks
23:24
up at him with a wrinkle between her
23:26
eyebrows. New husband.
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Sheridan steps forward and holds a
23:33
hand to her. Our two islands are
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joined by our union. Our firstborn
23:37
shall rule them both.
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She looks from Sheridan
23:41
to Tejesh, each smiling
23:44
and nodding and replying. Then
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Tejesh looks at Tikal. My
23:51
son, he says, with
23:53
a strange dissatisfaction in his voice.
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Tikal slowly stands and shuffles closer.
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Then he too kneels. Thy
24:03
face is a shadow to mine,
24:06
but you too will answer
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the call of the pharaoh. Yes,
24:12
my king, Tikal says, looking
24:14
at the floor. Tejesh
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grabs Tikal by the chin and lifts
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his head up sharply. First
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get thee to the far western shore of
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the island. On the way,
24:27
summon and raise any able
24:29
men for an army.
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If they have not
24:32
a spear or a sword, I
24:34
shall supply one to them. Return
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her the third day. On that day
24:39
we sail.
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He lets go of Tikal's chin and
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shoves him back by the top of his head. Be
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gone, he shouts, and
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do not disappoint me again, my
24:53
son. Tejesh
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gently raises Pisan by the hand and
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leads her to stand with Shirden, who in
25:01
turn holds her possessively. The
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king then turns to you and Vybor.
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My
25:09
greatest advisor and friend, he
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says, grasping Vybor firmly
25:14
by the shoulder. Will you
25:17
travel to Egyptus with me once
25:19
more? Vybor nods,
25:22
only death can
25:24
stop me from doing so, he replies.
25:28
Tejesh gives you a glance, then
25:30
smiles at Vybor.
25:31
I
25:34
would prefer thine servant to remain
25:36
here. Pisan is bold
25:38
and strong, but she lacks
25:41
the gift of patience. She
25:43
could use his counsel. Tejesh
25:46
gestures at you, then continues.
25:49
My son, he
25:51
shakes his head. He
25:54
is all patience and nothing
25:56
more. My dreams
25:58
tell me.
26:18
We can call it whatever we want, Eshua.
26:22
He moves his head from side to side. Yes,
26:25
my father. But will
26:27
it not still take many hours to
26:29
split this tree into many parts? So
26:31
many?
26:34
Yeah, but the planks will all be the
26:36
same width. And they aren't splitting
26:38
the tree, they're cutting it. This is much better
26:40
and faster. Also there will
26:42
be fewer splinters.
26:45
Eshua crosses his arms, looking
26:47
down at the two men, pushing and pulling a bronze
26:49
saw back and forth through a
26:51
long section of tree.
26:53
Very well, he says, exhaling
26:56
heavily. Now
26:59
if you would be so kind as to explain again
27:01
your idea for harnessing the power
27:03
of the river to do work for us.
27:07
You and Eshua walk towards
27:09
the village at the edge of Vybor's lands,
27:12
cresting a small bare hill. You
27:15
stop and turn, putting your hands
27:17
on your hips.
27:19
Do you ever just stop and look at that?
27:22
You ask, gesturing with your chin.
27:24
Eshua looks over his shoulder.
27:27
It is most lovely, yes, and
27:30
terrifying. Much like looking
27:32
into a dark pool of water.
27:35
Yeah, I
27:38
think it's called Mount Etna.
27:42
I cat, he says, and
27:45
you nod. After
27:47
a minute or two, you both walk to the bank of
27:50
the river. You explain how you
27:52
want to dam a small portion of the river where
27:54
it drops and flows fast and
27:57
build a stone building for a water mill there.
28:00
By harnessing the power of the river, you
28:02
tell him you intend to mill flower,
28:05
operate a bellows, and saw wood.
28:09
While you are explaining to Eshua how a crew
28:11
of one-handed people would be
28:13
able to operate the devices, you
28:15
hear an unnatural rustling in the nearby forest.
28:19
Eshua snapped his attention towards it also.
28:22
Who is there, you shout, as you
28:24
place one hand on the oaken cudgel at your side?
28:27
Who, who, by
28:30
the gods. You ask
28:32
more questions than any man I will ever
28:34
know. The
28:36
small frame of a woman steps into the clearing
28:39
nearby you. After a sigh,
28:41
you relax. You both
28:43
give a small bow of respect.
28:46
Lady Samun, you say, rising
28:48
from your bow. Eshua remains
28:51
bent at the waist. You may
28:53
rise, she says, in her
28:55
gentle voice. Then she smiles
28:58
at you both. What foolishness
29:00
are you two planning now? You
29:03
detect the faint scent of flowers, and
29:06
you turn and gesture to the river. It's
29:10
something to help do the work faster. She
29:13
looks down her nose at it and turns
29:15
her eyes to you. And what
29:17
if you die? Die? Die?
29:22
Ladies, you heard me. What
29:24
if one of you, or both, died? How
29:28
would we continue this project without
29:30
you?
29:31
What's more, how would
29:34
we operate it with you gone?
29:36
You and Eshua exchange glances. I
29:41
guess I'll have to show several
29:43
people how to finish it and
29:45
how to operate. Clays!
29:48
Clays, you fools. Scrolls.
29:52
Can you not draw the instructions
29:55
on such things? Oh,
29:58
well, yeah. Yes,
30:00
I can do that. You nod." She
30:03
smiles again with a satisfied look on her face.
30:07
In Egyptis, before I was
30:09
brought to this island, Shekelesh,
30:12
my father's father, Tulum,
30:15
spoke words which lay upon the papyrus.
30:19
When I was just a girl, I
30:21
listened to a man from Cana
30:23
speak the words from his mysterious
30:26
talking clays.
30:27
She mimics the motion of holding a clay tablet
30:30
and reading from it. Would it not
30:32
be beneficial for us to do such
30:34
a thing?
30:36
To do what? Print
30:38
books?
30:40
A slight wrinkle forms between her eyebrows.
30:42
Books?
30:44
You shrug. I mean, you
30:46
think we should draw
30:49
the words on the clay tablets here too?
30:52
You make a gesture of pressing a read
30:54
into the soft imaginary clay in your hand.
30:58
She nods. More than that,
31:01
I think we should draw all of our knowledge
31:04
onto the clay tablets and
31:06
keep them safe in the place
31:08
where everyone can come to read them.
31:11
Sure, like
31:13
the great library of Alexandria, She
31:17
smiles
31:18
and frowns at the same time.
31:21
The great what of what? You
31:24
give yourself a small chuckle. A
31:27
library is a place where books are
31:29
stored. Well, clays
31:31
and scrolls of papyrus.
31:34
She nods. And what is an
31:36
Alexandria? It's
31:38
nothing. You wave your hands.
31:41
You're talking about building the
31:43
great library of Shekelesh, right?
31:47
She gives an approving nod, then
31:49
raises her eyebrows. I
31:52
suspect, however, that thy border will
31:54
not approve.
31:56
She continues to smile.
31:58
So... if we are
32:00
to build such a thing, it must
32:02
be done discreetly, you say. And
32:06
it must not interfere with the other work," Ashwa
32:09
adds.
32:10
Samoon nods.
32:12
However, my father, I see one tiny
32:14
problem. Ashwa faces you.
32:17
I do not know how to speak the words from the
32:19
talking clays. Do you? He
32:22
puts his hand on his hip. You
32:24
squeeze your lips together and arch both
32:26
your eyebrows. Looks
32:28
like I'm developing an alphabet for the
32:30
Shekalash language while I'm here. You
32:33
whisper it to yourself. Yes,
32:36
you say aloud to them. Pisan
32:46
is shouting so loud, you can hear it from
32:49
outside the dome of the building. You
32:51
pull the leather flap aside from the door and enter,
32:54
stamping the mud from your bare feet. You're
32:57
a fool, Tikal. Those who
32:59
don't obey the summons of our father deserve
33:02
death. Our father is king. Pisan
33:05
shouts, pointing finger at Tikal,
33:08
who's sitting on the stone seat with his head resting
33:10
on one of his hands. Father,
33:13
don't invoke our father, Tikal. He
33:15
is not here. You should be
33:18
gone as well, she snaps.
33:21
Our father left you here,
33:24
dear sister. I,
33:27
however, was not left
33:29
here. I was merely
33:32
unable to return in time to board
33:35
father's ship. Pisan
33:38
throws up her hands. That was your
33:40
fault, too. You clear
33:42
your throat and Pisan snaps her eyes at you. Oh,
33:45
look, your advisor is here
33:47
now. If
33:50
I am intruding, you start bowing
33:53
your head slightly. Nonsense, Tikal
33:56
says, smiling at you. Vibor
33:59
and
33:59
Then my father asks that you
34:02
advise me. I am
34:04
now in great need of your counsel." He
34:07
ways you to approach. You
34:10
step towards them. The storm outside
34:12
increases and scattered raindrops cause
34:14
the small fire to hiss and spit. What
34:19
seems to be the passant
34:21
faces you with her hands on her hips.
34:25
Men from the western portion of the island refuse
34:28
to answer Farrah's call to arms. She
34:30
turns face to call, in open
34:32
defiance of our father, the
34:35
king.
34:37
I know this passant.
34:40
Then do something. You
34:43
have instructed me to do
34:45
something many times now.
34:49
What exactly do you suggest to
34:52
call Blairs up at her? Nothing,
34:54
but you choose to do nothing. Perhaps,
34:58
you say, to call wants
35:00
to avoid making a bad
35:02
situation worse. That
35:05
may be, but this isn't what the call
35:07
is doing. He simply
35:10
doesn't want to act. He is afraid
35:12
of our father's disapproval, the
35:14
son says, with a
35:15
smile turning up once out of her mouth. Takal
35:19
glares and walks to a nearby stone
35:21
table and pours wine into a clay
35:23
cup.
35:26
How many men are we talking about, you ask,
35:29
Takal shrugs.
35:31
No more than twenty. Maybe
35:33
as few as three. I'm
35:36
not sure. See,
35:39
passant shouts, holding her hands
35:42
toward Takal, then letting them drop to
35:44
her sides. Only three
35:46
men. Or
35:48
twenty, you say. Twenty
35:50
is a great many, considering we have no more
35:52
than five in the city right now. You
35:56
turn to Takal. And what are
35:58
these men doing presently?
36:01
Right now," he smiles, "'I have
36:04
no idea,
36:06
tilling the ground, fishing, sleeping.
36:09
I don't know. But whatever
36:11
they are doing, I can tell you
36:13
what they are not doing. They
36:16
are not on ships sailing
36:19
for Egyptus alongside
36:21
my father.'
36:23
You should assemble every strong man
36:25
at your command and march
36:27
westward," Pisan barks. "'And
36:30
do what,' you snap." Pisan
36:32
points a slender finger at you. "'Watch
36:34
your tongue with me. My father
36:36
is king. You do not want me
36:39
to speak ill of you in his ear
36:41
when he returns.'
36:43
Vybor and
36:45
my father told me
36:48
of your skill with a blade," the
36:50
call interrupts. "'I have watched
36:52
you myself when you practice.
36:56
I say there is no one, man
36:59
or woman, who could match you.'"
37:02
You give a polite bow. "'That
37:05
may be true. I
37:07
have learned many things over my years. Many
37:10
of them with a sword in my hand, many
37:13
of them at sword point. And
37:15
if these ten, twenty, or
37:18
three men were to attack
37:20
me each in turn, we may have
37:22
a chance. I doubt
37:24
they will do such a foolish thing, however, which
37:27
means my skills would be wasted." You
37:31
exchange glances with them. "'What
37:34
do you suggest?' the call says.
37:38
"'Perhaps a duel,' Pisan blurts out,
37:41
barely holding back her laughter. You
37:43
can scarcely refrain from slapping your
37:45
own forehead. I...
37:49
well, sure,
37:52
I'll do it.' Pisan's
37:54
difference. "'I didn't mean you,' she
37:57
jerks her chin at the call. I
37:59
mean him.' My dear brother, ferocious
38:02
and deadly as a lion." As
38:05
a lion? I seriously
38:08
doubt that, a man says
38:11
with a streak of sarcasm in his tone. He
38:14
swaggers into the room, the pale
38:16
light casting shadows on his sharp
38:18
facial features. He
38:20
begins tapping a crooked sword against his
38:22
thigh. Lord
38:24
Tikal here couldn't even muster the courage
38:27
to raise his voice in my presence, much
38:30
less fight me. He
38:32
smiles again. I am here
38:34
to remind you, Lord Tikal, that
38:37
I do not answer to you or to
38:40
your father. The entire
38:42
army of Shekalesh has sailed to Egypt
38:44
as they. Then
38:46
there is no one here to protect you. He
38:49
looks at you and sniffs. Then
38:52
he strides towards Tikal. You
38:54
reach over your shoulder, looking for the sword
38:56
that's sat there for years. Nothing.
39:00
You hold your hand there, as if grasping
39:03
an invisible sword hilt. That's
39:05
close enough, you bark. He
39:07
stops and licks you up
39:09
and down. His lips
39:12
ooze into a smile, which
39:15
touches his eyes with a hint of madness. Oh,
39:19
and what if I don't think it is? What
39:22
if I decide I want to run this blade through
39:24
his guts? He
39:27
gestures with the point of his sword towards Tikal,
39:30
then carry her home over my shoulder. He
39:32
points his chin at the sun. I
39:35
must merely walk over
39:37
your cold, limp body. You
39:40
can't stop me. You
39:42
are but one man. You
39:45
level a glare at him. You
39:47
are welcome to test that assumption at
39:49
your earliest convenience. You snarl.
39:53
Two other men walk in to flank the
39:56
man. They have shaven heads,
39:58
broad chests.
40:00
These are my brothers, Nadine
40:03
and Natan. He beams at
40:05
you, but his eyes scream murder.
40:08
And what is your name? I
40:11
am Spag, so
40:13
you will know who killed you. Three
40:16
on one, very brave. They'll
40:20
sing songs of you this day. You
40:23
glance at the floor. And
40:26
my name is... You kick a large
40:28
lump of sand and ash into Spag's face.
40:31
He tries to block it with his hands, and
40:33
he takes several steps away, reeling. In
40:36
the process, he drops his crooked
40:38
sword. You tuck and roll
40:40
forward, snatching up the blade and swinging
40:43
it back in a wide arc. The sound
40:45
of bronze on flesh rings
40:47
its familiar tune in your ears. You
40:50
dart to the side, just out of reach from
40:52
a heavy sword blow. Spag
40:55
regains his composure. One
40:57
of the two men, Nadine or
40:59
Natan, you don't really care, is
41:02
down on a knee,
41:03
holding both hands to a deep cut on the back
41:05
of his thigh. Blood is already
41:08
running down his leg and splattering on the dusty
41:10
floor. You swing the sword
41:12
around a couple of times, trying to
41:14
loosen up your wrists and get a
41:16
feel for its balance.
41:18
Natan, Spag shrieks, looking
41:21
at the injured man. Your
41:24
years in Britannia and on the Saxon-Roman
41:26
frontier taught
41:28
you to strike when you see such
41:30
hesitation
41:30
from enemy.
41:33
Nadine jumps back and swings wildly,
41:36
but you turn your attack on him
41:38
into a faint as you flex and turn the point
41:41
towards Spag. The blade cuts
41:43
several inches into the meat of his
41:44
side.
41:46
A hard swing upward separates
41:50
Natan's right hand from his arm. You
41:53
carry the upward arc into a downward one and
41:55
bury the sword into the neck of Spag. Blood
41:58
hisses out of his jugular chest.
41:59
and he drops to his knees. The
42:02
Dean swims at you clumsily. It's
42:05
so clumsy that you barely parry
42:08
the blow. It cuts a long
42:10
shallow line across your left forearm. You
42:13
can tell this man is strong from years
42:15
of manual labor, but he knows
42:18
nothing of a sword fight. The
42:20
first rule of sword fighting is
42:22
that there are no rules. Secondly,
42:26
calling it a sword fight puts
42:28
a person in the wrong frame of mind.
42:30
It's not a sword fight,
42:33
it's just a fight. You
42:35
happen to both have swords, but
42:38
you can use anything.
42:40
You stomp the Dean's toe with your heel.
42:43
He yelps. You slap him flat
42:45
across his cheek with your free hand. He
42:48
stumbles back and you swipe the
42:50
tip of the sword downward across his shin. The
42:52
bronze kisses the bone. You
42:55
crouch and lunge forward, kicking one lap back
42:57
for balance. His lumbering swing
43:00
flies over your head. The
43:02
point of your blade finds the
43:04
soft skin of his inner thigh. There's
43:07
so much blood on the sword, you
43:09
can't tell how far
43:10
it's penetrated his flesh. He
43:13
falls completely back and drops
43:15
his sword clutching his leg.
43:18
You stand and quickly examine
43:20
each of them, watching for signs
43:22
of further resistance. Are
43:24
they dead? Pisan says, holding
43:27
her hands over her mouth. You
43:30
point the sword at Spag. He
43:32
is. Then you gesture
43:34
to Natan and Nadine. They
43:37
will probably live, but
43:39
they'll have a few nasty scars. You
43:42
turn and face T'kal and Pisan. When
43:45
you said you wanted me to fight a duel,
43:48
I didn't know you meant right now.
44:15
The
44:19
man shouts, Make way for the
44:21
king! A throng
44:23
of people moves along with a small clutch
44:25
of men, carrying someone
44:28
on a large litter. Make
44:30
way! The man repeats in a hoarse
44:32
voice. Several
44:34
people along the way weep aloud. A
44:37
long line of soldiers makes its slow way
44:40
behind them all. In the distance,
44:43
the red sunset casts its glow
44:46
on the sea's ripples, making it appear sea
44:48
of blood. A man
44:50
wearing a green cloak strides up to you and grabs
44:53
you by the shoulder. My
44:55
father at Master Vibor, he manages
44:58
to stand around. His eyes are wild
45:00
and his voice is tremulous and low. We
45:03
must speak. We must
45:06
speak now, but
45:08
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