"Every army should a have battle cry. You know, to strike fear. One might say he uh...takes it to new heights." -Izzet bodygaurd. We made a berserker for everyone's favorite mage guild. This week's mehcanic is: Afflict: Afflict N (Whenever thi

Council of Tolaria

May 12th, 2023 1h 5m

"What do you mean your raising my property tax! I'll lose everything!" We made a politics commander that just wants everything to go. Even it's own stuff. This week's mechanic is: Vanishing: Vanishing N (This permanent enters the battlefield wi

Putridwing, the Blight Spawn

Apr 21st, 2023 1h 1m

"It's nothing you've ever seen. It billows black ichor across everything it touches. Nothing living survives it's touch. The land itselft dies, never to recover." We made a phyrexian horror that blows up lands and spreads disease. This week's m

Zul'Tani Corruptor Brute

Mar 30th, 2023 1h 5m

"He was protector of the woods until Norn showed up. Now he's nothing more than violence sent out to weaken the front lines." We made a Gruul troll trying to draw cards...and beat dat ass of course. This week's mechanic: Proliferate: (Choose a

Saveresh, Nightmares Abound

Mar 23rd, 2023 1h 5m

"He infests every corner of your dreams. His minions crawl through your mind even as you wake...He's my greatest creation." -Ashiok We drummed up a fun esper insect horror who your friends are gonna love(hate). This week's mechanic is: Dash: Da

Komo, Tidalglade Assassin

Mar 17th, 2023 1h 8m

"One guy tried callin'im 'The Land Shark...' I miss Jim." We made a Dimir merfolk rogue that's here to help you ramp, and smack your friends, but just a little bit. This week's mechanic is: Explore: (Reveal the top card of your library. Put th

Slimgix Loosepocket

Mar 3rd, 2023 1h 7m

"Slimgix always had friends around to help him look for his belongings. One after the other they would show up always there to help him find his lost stuff." Holy hell we are inconsistent as of late. But we're still here. We're still weird. And

Payge, Guardian of Knowledge

Jan 26th, 2023 1h 3m

"Even angels keep journals. Sigarda has one. She keeps it close like it's a sheild for something." - Saytr commoner Another week, another Selesnya creature. But this week, it's also a saga. This week's mechanic is: Hideaway: H

Kalliphae, Protector of the Grove

Jan 19th, 2023 1h

"Her fasicantion with the dead was frowned upon. That is, until they needed an army to hold back the Phyrexian tide." - Stonebrow This week we made ourselves a selesnya centaur who loves herself some zombies. We also talk about cum...ALOT. So

Bartholomew Blackwood

Jan 12th, 2023 1h 6m

Barty was always a strange one. Never had any friends. Never socializing. Honestly, he only liked being with himself. - Martha Blackwood. We're back!! And this week we made a bant vampire who loves to party, but only invites himself. This week

Crak'Vak, Hollow Harvester

Nov 3rd, 2022 48m 31s

Crak'Vak smiled as he raised his arms. He had all the energy he needed to win. We made a ramping orzhov spellslinger. This week's mechanic is: Magecraft: Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, ...

Gnarn, Kobold Cheiftan

Oct 28th, 2022 1h

This is a lost episode! It's a surprise even to me! ENJOY!...I don't know why I'm shouting!

Lasonia Mist Stalker

Oct 20th, 2022 1h 7m

"They never saw me coming..." We made a rad esper spider ninja who shows up when your opponent least expects(or wants). This week's mechanic is: Prowess: Creatures with prowess get +1/+1 until end of turn whenever a noncreature spell is cast by

Volzala, Joiner of Fate

Oct 13th, 2022 1h 16m

"This troll's a menace! Everything just falls into place for her. Just keep her away from her minions, and we'll be fine!" -Simic Geneticist We made a golgari troll, ya'll. And she likes he friends to be joined at the hip. This week's mechanic:

Goz'Thak, Reaper of Frenzy

Oct 6th, 2022 1h 15m

Havir, The Slaughter Hunter

Aug 4th, 2022 1h 6m

"Havir is relentless. When he shows, and he always does, running is the only option." We made a big ol bird giant who shows up swinging. This week's mechanic is: Bloodthirst N (If an opponent was dealt damage this turn, this permanent enters th

Uvi, Master's Favored

Jul 28th, 2022 1h 10m

"The Myr by nature are servants. They follow no matter the order. But Uvi is different. I have plans for Uvi" - Tezzeret It's episode 100!!...and we forgot until the very end of the podcast. But we did make a really fun four color myr who has a

Genug, Eternal Glade

Jul 21st, 2022 1h 16m

"We no fight. The forest is alive, and killed many." -goblin underling We once again made a land creature. This time it's for your hot turbo fog deck I know you've been thinking about making. This week's mechanic is: Absorb: Absorb N (If a sour

Visremod, Crawler of Savagery

Jul 14th, 2022 1h 9m

"Every is gone, sir...What do you mean gone? Sir...it destroyed everything." We made a real mean 4 color ooze that just doing pod things and creature things and pod things. This week's mechanic is: Reinforce: [cost] ([Cost], Discard this card:

Vemac, Sage of the Void

Jul 9th, 2022 1h 7m

"The eldrazi are never truly gone. They escaped the void once, sending them back means nothing." We made an eldrazi processor playing with 1/1 counters. This week's mechanic is: Devour: (As this enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice any num

Lodana Cloudbinder

Jul 1st, 2022 1h 4m

"She came from the sea, and walked with grace. We felt safe in her presence. Our enemies...they might say different." We made a simic merfolk(weird) who's bouncing enchantments. This week's mechanic: Aura Swap: ([Cost]: Exchange this Aura with

Shadodos, Herald of Extinction

Jun 23rd, 2022 1h 14m

" We saw it off in the distance. An island with calm water to rest our ships for the night. But as we neared, it seemed to dodge the fleet. Forcing us back into the open ocean. In hindsight, I'm thankful that's all it did." We made a turtle isl

Radomir, The Vain

Jun 3rd, 2022 56m 24s

"He's just so violent," she complained. Edgar chuckled. "My dear, he's just bitter he can't see himself anymore. He'll find away to cope, I'm sure." We made a vampire artificer that LOVES to look at himself. This week's mechanic is: Squad: (As

Tracer Tanglestorm

May 19th, 2022 1h 8m

"You can't trust ANYONE here. You never know who is real." -Gruul berserker We're using the last of the New Capenna mechanics this week with our fun burn changeling. This week's mechanic is: Alliance: Whenever another creature enters the battle

Su'Leu, The Covetous

May 5th, 2022 1h 18m

"Be careful what you wish for. Because someone is always there to take it." -Su'Leu We made an esper fairy that looooooves treasures. This week's mechanic: Ascend: (If you control ten or more permanents, you get the city’s blessing for the rest