Twostonians 049: Don’t tell yourself it’s only musicTheme Song: Outkast – Liberation00:05 Our most formative musical albums05:45 (1995) Bone Thugs N’ Harmony – E. 1999 Eternal19:56 (1998) Outkast – Aquemini29:20 (1998) Cake – Prolonging th

RUMBLE TIME

Jul 29th, 2020 1h 9m

Twostonians 048 – RUMBLE TIMETheme Song: Run The Jewels – Ju$t00:30 Terry Crews Update02:45 SPOILER ALERT: (rent) Money Plane33:05 Sweet Lou breaks quarantine37:21 Betting on our NBA finals picks42:15 How weird is bubble ball gonna be?51

Celebrity Drag Race

Jul 20th, 2020 52m 16s

Twostonians 047: Celebrity Drag RaceTheme Song: Kanye West - Power00:10 Dragging celebrities 01:40 Kanye West 202011:40 Terry Crews18:00 Senator Josh Hawley21:00 JK Rowling 30:30 James Harden38:20 Celebrity probably sucks43:45 GOAT stf

2020 Midseason Review

Jun 26th, 2020 1h 14m

Twostonians 046: 2020 Midseason ReviewTheme Song: August Burns Red – The Legend of Zelda01:27 2020 has too many plotlines15:20 Is this just Game of Thrones?25:05 Episodes 3-4 reveals the 2020’s big bad30:30 Ranking 2020’s villains 36:40

A Civil Rights Reboot

Jun 12th, 2020 1h 20m

Twostonians 045 – A Civil Rights RebootTheme Song: Coal Chamber – Sway00:01 Joe vs. Health Care01:45 Cops are so bad at their jobs 03:30 The Sixties are BACK12:30 #DefundthePolice17:30 #Disband the Police19:30 Dismantle Capitalism23:30

The NBA's Sweet Sixteen

Jun 1st, 2020 59m 19s

TwoStonians 044: The NBA’s sweet 16Theme Song: Hidden Citizens ft. Vo Williams – Rise or Fall00:01 Please donate to protestor bail funds03:30 NBA return scenarios and season integrity14:30 Reseeded 1-16 bracket15:00 Mavs vs Clips17:00 Cel

James Marsden, Civil Rights Icon

May 11th, 2020 1h 44m

Twostonians 043: James Marsden, Civil Rights IconTheme Song: Five Iron Frenzy – Oh, Canada00:05 CALL IT A COMBACK 01:40 Going back to work fears22:30 Move to Canada?25:00 #worststatepowerrankings covid edition27:45 Georgia32:00 New York

Double Clutch City

Apr 6th, 2020 1h

TwoStonians 042: Double Clutch CityTheme Song: Kathy Mattea – Walking Away a Winner00:01 Mental Health Check-in06:25 RUDY T. IS A HALL OF FAMER!!14:00 Remembering Clutch City21:56 Has there been another Hakeem?25:43 Did Barkley play in th

Pandemic at the Disco

Mar 21st, 2020 1h 18m

TwoStonians 041: Pandemic at the DiscoTheme Song: System of a Down – Toxicity01:11 Corona Challenges08:30 When did you realize this shit was real?15:04 Feeling optimistic? 20:10 Patient 3123:10 So what are the rules now?34:10 Pandemic on

#PocketRockets

Feb 25th, 2020 59m 17s

TwoStonians 040: #PocketRocketsTheme Song: Onyx – Slam00:43 Give a shit about the Clips’ signings?03:06 Pocket Rockets early thoughts15:15 Joe misses CP318:30 Revisiting our preseason picks26:57 All-Time Small Ball Lineups*39:45 Players

The Good Place Keeps It Sleazy

Feb 9th, 2020 43m 28s

TwoStonians 039: The Good Place Keeps It SleazyTheme Song: Regina Spektor – Laughing With00:00 Mic Check01:45 Joe’s back from the Superbowl!07:25 The Good Place Finale (FULL SPOILERS)09:40 Jason’s beautiful goodbye18:50 The Good Place Arc

Roast of the Skywalker

Jan 25th, 2020 1h 5m

Twostonians 038: Roast of the SkywalkerTheme Song: NIN – Terrible Lie00:01 Terrible week for Houston Sports01:00 Baseball should just embrace cheating05:14 Alan Moore needs to relax 11:00 Did we need more Watchmen? (Yes)19:00 ***FU

Always Funny in Philidelphia

Dec 12th, 2019 1h 7m

Theme Song: Partners in Kryme - Turtle Power01:40 Butthole Update02:30 Sky Mud04:25 Always Sunny Season 14 Review (SPOILERS)06:45 Do people still go to the movies?09:35 lol Gen Z is FUCKED12:45 Dee is the season 14 MVP!13:50 South Park o

Buttrot vs. Scorcese

Nov 19th, 2019 1h 21m

Twostonians 036 – Buttrot & ScorseseTheme Song: Danny Schmidt – This Too Shall Pass01:25 BODIES. ARE. GROSS.13:30 Early NBA Reactions34:00 Kaepernick coming back?!36:30 Do we need to reassess Jay Z?41:30 Reacting to Louis CK’s return46:0

NBA Hot Takes and Bad Beats

Oct 24th, 2019 1h 5m

Twostonians 035: Hoops Hot Takes, 2019 EditionTheme Song: Megan Thee Stallion – Dance00:01 NBA Season Hot takes and Bad Bets03:38 That Clips D08:00 Western Seeds, 8 thru 108:57 The Mavericks??!11:05 Jorge’s history of Blazer hatin’14:35

Comedy #YangGang

Oct 17th, 2019 1h 17m

Twostonians 034 – Comedy #YangGangTheme Song: George Carlin!!00:00 The GOAT speaks01:15 Joe’s back from his road trip!09:26 Check out Meowwolf if you are in Santa Fe!15:00 Shane Gillis18:34 Sidebar: SNL good again?19:46 Slurs are

We walked so you could fly...

Sep 14th, 2019 55m 28s

TwoStonians 23: We walked so you can fly…Theme Song: Chino Alfonso – Give it to You (cover)00:15 We probably should’ve prepared02:10 Nicolas Cage walked… 04:30 Who are the top 5 “will be in any movie” all-stars?07:00 Band Nostalgia Tours1

The Conspiracy Episode: We Loco!

Aug 19th, 2019 50m 39s

Twostonians 032Theme Song – Coal Chamber: LocoMusic Recommendation – Brockhampton: Boy Bye00:05 Conspiracy theories?00:55 Jorge misunderstood the assignment, so this episode is muy random01:30 What do conspiracists drink?06:20 Cons

Mix Tape Vol. 1

Jul 26th, 2019 1h 14m

Twostonians 031 – Mix Tape Vol. I00:00 Mix tape grab bag!00:15 Happy 20th Built to Spill and Explosions in the Sky!00:00 5 Music Categories – 10 songs04:30 Cat 1 – Recent discoveries04:45 Bad Bunny, "Ni Bien, Ni Mal" (Jorge)08:05

030: A.D.I.D.A.S.

Jul 7th, 2019 1h 16m

Twostonians Episode 030: A.D.I.D.A.S.Theme Song: Killer Mike – Adidas01:05 Nike cancels colonial sneakers08:00 Woke off – Disney vs. Nike11:20 Wypipo as greedy older siblings14:50 The Blue Bell “controversy”18:20 GOAT Americans18:30 I

029: Yellow Spot Vodka

Jun 24th, 2019 55m 34s

Theme Song: Astronautilus – The River, The Woods01:00 Post-Houston Depression02:00 Calling the cops on White Folk05:00 lol @ “Straight Pride”07:55 Shouts to LGBQTIA+ Pride09:45 Racists ruined White Pride12:35 Can Joe Biden please

028: All Shows Must Die

May 25th, 2019 1h 14m

Twostonians 028: All Shows Must DieTheme Song: Dragonforce – Through the Fire and the Flames02:00 Legal Weed will save the world!10:00 Is the NBA too black to legalize weed?16:45 The Playoffs w/o LeBron is WEIRD.21:00 Game of Throne

027: The Bones of Texas History

May 14th, 2019 1h 10m

Theme Song: Muddy Waters – Louisiana Blues01:00 Maria finally visits Htown!14:15 Sugarland mass gravesite16:07 Convict Labor & Mass incarceration21:55 Sugarland trying to forget the 95 bodies26:45 Reggie Moore: HERO33:14 Civil Rig

026: Endgame of Thrones

Apr 30th, 2019 58m 24s

Episode 026Theme Song: Lil John – Snap Yo’ Fingers00: Brooke joins the pod!02:30 Endgame Reviews [FULL SPOILERS]05:15 At what point did you tear up?09:00 Joe wanted to hate it10:27 Learning from RotK’s mistakes13:45 The big death

025: Bamboon 2020

Apr 19th, 2019 1h 5m

Theme Song: Rilo Kiley – Science vs. Romance00:01 Shouts to Joe’s momma01:15 Karolina & Bill are back!01:30 Science Fiction with Scientists03:15 Annihilation (2018) “synopsis”11:09 Cancer as… analogy? Metaphor?14:36 Karolina has a