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Texas Tales & Gaming Trails: A Week with Triple S, BBQ Obsessions, and Upcoming Hits

Texas Tales & Gaming Trails: A Week with Triple S, BBQ Obsessions, and Upcoming Hits

Released Thursday, 13th June 2024
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Texas Tales & Gaming Trails: A Week with Triple S, BBQ Obsessions, and Upcoming Hits

Texas Tales & Gaming Trails: A Week with Triple S, BBQ Obsessions, and Upcoming Hits

Thursday, 13th June 2024
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0:21

Hello and welcome to the Unofficial Controller Podcast

0:24

, your weekly gaming podcast , Episode 223

0:26

, with me , George , and this week joined by RGT

0:29

and he's

0:33

back . Pop the Pyros , it's Triple

0:35

S said these men are Lennon

0:37

and McCartney . To my failed audition

0:39

for the Quarrymen . Gentlemen , how's

0:41

it going ?

0:43

Very , very well , very well .

0:45

It's going good . Good , gentlemen , can

0:47

you feel it ? Can

0:54

you feel it ? Hear your voice again ? It's lovely . There's a buzz in the air . There's electricity that's

0:56

going through the air . It's going all the way from texas , all the way across

0:58

the atlantic , all the way to the uk

1:00

and everyone . You can hear the

1:03

. It's a bit of a buzz

1:05

and then it turns into a rumble and

1:07

that rumble sounds like the people , the

1:09

people are chanting . They are glad . All

1:11

the millions and millions

1:13

of

1:16

Sam's fans are rejoicing

1:18

because , finally , triple

1:20

S has rejoined , rejoined and

1:22

took his rightful place amongst you lads

1:25

in the UCP

1:27

podcast . Gentlemen , thank you for

1:29

having me back .

1:30

Listen , let's get caught up because PAX

1:33

big games event

1:36

over there . You went there as our

1:38

roving reporter and then things went

1:40

quiet . I employed Mouse

1:42

, the Bounty Hunter , to go over and try

1:45

and find out what's going on and I

1:47

heard back that you'd kind of fell

1:49

in with a tearaway Texan pastor

1:51

with a checkered past and

1:55

it transpired that he had sort of co-opted

1:57

you into joining a cult . But

1:59

Mouse mounted up , he got his little sidearm

2:02

and he is a , a mouse , so it's a very small sidearm

2:04

, probably , you know , unrecognisable

2:07

to the human eye . He went in there and

2:09

got you out . He bust you out . I

2:12

do believe Ray was the getaway mobile . You're

2:14

back with us now , safe in Mumsy's

2:16

bosom . All

2:19

I can say is you've been missed , not only

2:21

here in the Discord and

2:23

everywhere else . Welcome

2:26

back on a genuine note . You've been missed not

2:28

only here in the Discord and everywhere else . Welcome back

2:30

On a genuine note , breaking the fourth wall . Sir , are

2:33

you well ?

2:34

I am absolutely fantastic . Yeah

2:37

, this year's been just

2:39

on a crazy note for me . So

2:47

full transparency here . Like I was lured in , you know , I was lured in by

2:50

the I guess you could say the lure of a Texan pastor

2:52

who basically said you know what ? We're going to

2:54

pay you more , absolutely

2:56

more money than the Furkay

2:58

Corporation . And you know me , money , money

3:00

talks in all facets of life . So

3:03

I said sir , said sir

3:05

, I'm gonna jump on that horse and I'm gonna ride with you

3:07

, I'm gonna ride with you . And he took me to

3:09

this little strange place called el paso

3:12

, texas , and not a whole lot there , there's a

3:14

whole like a couple movie theaters . You can see the tumbleweeds

3:16

. It's the . It's very stereotypical what

3:18

you think of of texas and such like that

3:20

. And you know everything

3:22

was going well , they , we had a meeting , we sat

3:25

down and you know it was about five

3:27

hours into the meeting and such like that that

3:30

I realized I was at a combine man . And

3:34

the crazy thing is , you know , they

3:36

wouldn't let me out for a little while . And

3:38

next thing , you know , I got hooked on this thing

3:41

called Sweet Baby Ray's . Have you heard about it ? It's a barbecue

3:43

sauce really popular in the States . Anyways , got hooked on this thing

3:45

called Sweet Baby Ray's . Have you heard about it ? It's a barbecue sauce really popular in the States

3:47

. Anyways , got hooked on the Sweet Baby Ray's . They barbecued the heck out

3:49

of some meat to briskets all the way around

3:51

and everything like that Gained 10 pounds while

3:53

I was there . And then this little mouse came , jumped

3:56

over the wall , started slapping people

3:58

left and right and said we got to get you out of here , we

4:00

got to get you back to civilization . And

4:09

I looked at that mouse and I said fivo . And he said no , that's my cousin . And I said all right

4:11

, it doesn't matter , it really doesn't matter . Um , so me and him , I tilted out of here and

4:14

I'm back . Guys , I am officially back

4:16

in civilization . Left el paso behind

4:18

, still took , took a bottle of sweet

4:20

baby rays on the go and everything like that , plan

4:22

on doing a nice little barbecue this

4:25

weekend for Father's Day . But I digress

4:27

, it's been a little bit of a up

4:29

and down struggle and outside of that , you know

4:32

, to break the fourth wall to let

4:34

everyone in for a little bit In

4:36

real life , outside of

4:39

the Colts and all that kind of stuff

4:41

I got laid off

4:44

earlier this year of stuff

4:46

like I . I got laid off this , this like earlier this year , and I was trying to figure out what what life

4:48

looks like next . And you know what I was going to do . I

4:50

had to put things on pause a little bit and try to

4:52

reconfigure my life around and

4:54

and such like that . And then you

4:56

know , everything sort of aligned recently

4:59

to where I got this , a lot of momentum

5:01

back in in life and such like that . So we

5:03

all fall down . I got back up and it's great

5:05

being here with y'all guys , sir , it's been a

5:07

while you don't need

5:09

to apologize either .

5:11

Within the story lore of the show which

5:13

, if you're a new listener , you're probably thinking what

5:15

the hell is going on here ? Well , there's 222

5:18

episodes to go dig through . It's a

5:20

good law say

5:22

it's good , it's above average , to

5:25

be fair . I'm probably only selling

5:27

it it's okay , alright , but what other

5:29

podcaster's got law like this ? Yeah , breaking

5:32

the fourth wall . It's good to have you back . Let's

5:34

, let's not dwell on it . Let's , let's

5:37

feast on the positives here . Dog got you

5:39

out . You're back with us . To

5:41

anyone wondering if this is a video game news show , it

5:44

is , so let's just give

5:46

people a heads up of what's going down . We've got some news

5:48

coming up , which is the very hottest news

5:50

. As always , we've got Ray . No

5:53

other show's got a Ray . We've got a Stingray

5:56

. Wait till the end of the episode to

5:58

find out what he's looking like this week . But

6:05

before all that starts , what we like to do is dig in and let you

6:07

know what we've been playing . And because I'm all ears , I don't know

6:09

whether he's been playing the tiger electronics game in that

6:11

cult locked up on his bunk bed

6:13

or what , but uh , triple

6:16

s said what

6:19

, sir , have you been playing

6:21

?

6:24

can I , before I dive into what I've been playing

6:26

, can I ask you a question , like I just want to

6:28

. I want to get your opinions ? Um

6:30

, yeah , like yeah

6:32

, for sure , for sure . Um , I know we have the news

6:34

going on in search of that and I know we have

6:36

the video game releases , but I I

6:39

want to bring a topic to your y'all's attention

6:41

because I want your opinion . Last

6:44

year I touted that it was

6:46

probably one of the best years ever

6:48

as far as video game releases . I felt like , especially

6:51

on the AAA level , it had a lot

6:53

of stuff for a lot of people . You know there was a lot

6:55

of variety there . I want your opinions

6:57

, like how do you feel about this year so

6:59

far in video games ? Do you feel like it's a

7:01

slow year ? Do

7:09

you , in video games , do you feel like it's a slow year ? Do you feel like it's very specialized ? Do you feel like this year has been like you've been feasting

7:11

because a lot of games have come out for you ?

7:11

I'm like I'm curious on how y'all feel about this year . Me personally , I

7:13

feel like I've been scratching deeper and deeper into my backlog

7:16

, which is no bad thing . I'm

7:18

I'm struggling to kind

7:20

of find a game that I've gravitated towards this

7:22

year . You know , know , things are a little bit and

7:25

this is no disrespect but you know , things are a little bit

7:27

dicey when Georgie Boy is playing

7:29

online games and Georgie Boy is playing

7:31

Helldivers 2 . I mean , if

7:34

you'd have took me back in time and said , oh , you're

7:36

going to really start enjoying this online game , I'd

7:38

have said no , absolutely not

7:40

. But to be fair

7:43

, I've had a really good grip on with that

7:45

. In terms of this year , I do

7:47

feel it's been a bit barren . Our own Stingray

7:49

has turned up with barely a morsel

7:52

in the boot from one week to the next . In terms of

7:54

there's Indy kicking about , don't

7:56

get me wrong . There always is , but wading through

7:58

that sometimes is quite hard . Breaking

8:02

the meniscus of that that there's not really

8:04

been any . To

8:06

say there's been no triple eight is completely wrong

8:08

. To say there's been no sort of second

8:11

party studio developments is also wrong

8:13

, because we've seen stellar

8:15

blade , we've seen lots

8:19

of other games of that caliber come out

8:21

but just haven't really hit for me

8:23

. I think it'd be wrong to say in

8:25

June . This year's a bit of a bust , but

8:28

I'm

8:31

just excited to see what comes

8:33

out the back of it . Obviously we had the Xbox showcase

8:35

and that had some things in there that kind of whet my appetite

8:38

for things that are interesting . We'll

8:40

get into that in the news , but I think they

8:42

I'll be honest , I think

8:44

they absolutely delivered . We've

8:46

been saying for some time they need to turn

8:48

up and show us something . They did . I

8:51

mean it was a bit lacking in terms

8:53

of , you know , nailed

8:55

on release dates for some of the things that I saw

8:57

which would have . That

9:00

would have put the hype train through the roof if

9:02

they'd done some , you know , like they did with Hi-Fi

9:04

Rush , if they'd done a stealth drop on us , if they'd

9:06

done something along those lines of a game of

9:09

that calibre . We

9:11

kind of know , on the edge of the

9:13

industry , what has been going on

9:15

and what games have got coming out , but

9:17

you know , to have stealth drop

9:19

for the masses , something of you know

9:22

, of a good calibre , I

9:24

think would have just put that whole thing into

9:27

it . Chef's kiss yeah , I mean

9:29

it was a chef's kiss . Chef

9:32

Ramsay's not going to come along and tip the

9:34

pan on the floor , is he ? And start

9:36

swearing profanities at Xbox . That's

9:39

a fact . But yeah , I

9:41

was very happy with what I saw

9:43

there . I think this year's probably

9:45

going to be , you know something

9:47

, where it's a bit more traditional , where we start grinding

9:49

into the games so

9:52

quarter three , quarter four , ready

9:54

for that sort of holiday release season . I

9:58

see that getting quite busy and congested

10:00

there . I think we've probably quite rightly

10:02

had a little bit of breathing

10:04

space , I think , at the beginning

10:07

, which has been good . It's allowed

10:09

us all to kind of break the backs

10:11

of our backlogs and hopefully

10:13

arrive at

10:15

the back end of the year with a slightly less embarrassing

10:17

six foot high stack of games I still haven't played

10:20

and a

10:22

little bit of a hunger for more . I've

10:24

I've totally dominated

10:26

that whole conversation , so I want to spin it over

10:29

to RGT .

10:30

Do you feel the same way ? Rgt .

10:33

I'm glad you brought this up , because I was going to speak about this on the show

10:35

. Actually , I think a word for

10:37

me this year so far is deflated . Ah

10:40

, this

10:43

week , especially the

10:47

current gen , we've got the

10:49

switch . We've got the PS five . We've

10:52

got the switch . Yeah , well , it is

10:54

for that is for Nintendo .

10:55

But yeah , hang on , hang on

10:57

. I just want to need to pause you there , cause we

11:00

just need to get said caught up . The

11:02

, the , the switch is dead . Baby , it's

11:05

not dead , it's

11:08

on ice .

11:52

I think you know I would probably

11:54

call it life support . You

11:57

know , like we know it's dead .

12:00

It's just like no one wants to say it , RGT

12:02

. What were you saying ? We ?

12:04

just don't want to say it out loud my

12:06

, my current three

12:08

.

12:08

You know , current gen consoles as such

12:10

are the switch , ps5 and I've got a series x um

12:13

. This week especially

12:16

, I have got no passion

12:19

to play those three whatsoever

12:21

. I have played them but I

12:23

seem to have lost . The only thing that's piqued me a

12:25

bit was the xbox showcase . Um

12:27

, watching that really got me a

12:29

bit excited for some games coming out , um

12:32

, especially , you know , first

12:34

party ones for microsoft

12:36

. But I just don't

12:38

know . This year I think

12:40

it's a combination of we knew this year was

12:42

probably going to be a bit of a downer anyway

12:45

. Last year we were exceptionally

12:47

spoiled and

12:49

I think the two of those collided

12:51

is really , and I just

12:53

find myself and I know it's probably

12:56

not your thing , seb , but for

12:58

me I've been more excited going

13:00

back through back catalogues of PS3 , xbox

13:03

360 , been loving them and

13:05

that's what I've been sort

13:07

of more excited to play . And we

13:10

had this conversation last , not last week

13:12

, before cruising through

13:14

PlayStation Premium Games Pass and

13:17

it's just end up playing nothing . You're

13:19

so spoilt for choice and I know this sounds

13:21

a really stupid thing to moan about . There's too

13:24

many things on there , but

13:26

you just need that . That big

13:28

bang and game you know is coming , you

13:30

know , to get you excited for it , and especially

13:33

with playstation at the moment , that isn't there

13:35

, um , and

13:37

then , even though the xbox showcase is really

13:40

good , don't forget there's quite a few of these are 2025

13:42

. So I

13:44

and I just don't know , I just feel

13:47

really drained of current gen

13:49

at the moment and I , I just , you know

13:51

, I'm looking elsewhere to play

13:53

games at the moment to get excited for . And I just find

13:55

, especially , like I say , with

13:57

the ps3 , even ps4 , you've

13:59

got massive libraries there . You pick the games up for

14:01

next to nothing and I could dive into series

14:03

that I've never experienced before and

14:06

I've really been sort of swaying that . Well

14:08

, I've actually been forcing myself to turn

14:10

on the ps5 and xbox series x , um

14:12

, and I've gone two or three

14:14

weeks sometimes without even turning them on , you

14:17

know . So it's , yeah , it's , it's

14:19

, it's a struggle this year , I'll put it that way and

14:21

I do . I don't , like I say

14:23

, I don't know whether it is because of last year , I've

14:25

had a bit of burnout from having so many

14:27

games I don't know , um , but

14:30

yeah , I think , like I say , going back to what I said

14:32

, deflated I feel a bit this year with

14:34

the whole situation and because it's been all the drama

14:37

as well the xbox and the closing

14:39

the studios and yes , it

14:41

was a . You know it's not a nice thing , but that's all you hear on the

14:43

internet . It's all you see . It's not a nice thing , but that's all you hear on the internet . It's

14:45

all you see . And everything

14:48

seems quite negative at the moment . Even

14:53

the state of play was okay

14:55

, it was all right . I wouldn't say it was

14:57

inspirational , but I think just

14:59

to get me back on board a little bit , I

15:01

think the Xbox showcase

15:03

dragged me back up a little bit , but we

15:05

just need some positive things , I think this year .

15:08

The fact that they've addressed every

15:10

issue I ever had with Flight Simulator

15:12

and they've added in those jobs has suddenly made

15:15

it the SnowRunner of the skies , and

15:17

I'm salivating like a starving pig

15:19

just to lick its earlobe .

15:23

See , I'm glad you said that .

15:29

You asked a question , so what's your take fresh out of the cult ? What ? What

15:31

are you seeing here ?

15:32

because you've got fresh eyes on this . You know , um , I've

15:34

been thinking , I've been thinking about this all year

15:36

because I've I too feel like

15:38

this year has been lacking , but I

15:41

I couldn't put my finger

15:43

on it until I start analyzing things outside

15:46

of the medium and I thought to myself I'm like

15:48

, okay , last year , I

15:50

think , was one of the best , if not the best

15:52

, video game release years ever

15:54

, and I think this year so

15:57

far , tv shows

15:59

is kind of having that same kind of like

16:01

oomph there and whereas

16:03

video games just kind of slid off . But because , like

16:05

tv shows , you got house of the dragon , you got um

16:07

the bear , all sorts of different oh

16:10

, it feels like every oh , fallout

16:12

was really good . Um , you

16:14

got that . Um , the boys is coming back this

16:16

week . As of this recording , I'm like it

16:18

feels like every single week we are getting

16:20

a banger , um , a banger of

16:22

high quality on tv shows and

16:24

I looked at that and I

16:27

analyzed okay , right

16:29

now in video games it feels like netflix

16:31

. It feels like we have a lot of choices but

16:34

none of those choices feel high

16:36

premium choices . You know like , yeah

16:38

, it's either . It's either like

16:40

very much a acquired

16:42

taste sort of thing to where , like a lot of the games

16:45

that have come out so far , and whether it be stiller

16:47

blade , whether it be yakuza

16:49

, like a dragon and I love the first like

16:52

like a dragon . But infinite wealth is

16:54

the same game with just a little bit of a different

16:56

spin to it . Um , final fantasy

16:58

7 , part 2 um

17:00

, there's a lot of um , oh , um

17:03

, grand blue fantasy , persona 3

17:05

all those games have a very anime

17:07

like way of storytelling . If

17:09

you're really not , you have to be in the mood for that

17:11

and you also have to be like a

17:13

fan of that style of storytelling if you're

17:16

looking for something different besides

17:18

prince of persia and dragon's dogma

17:20

, which dragon's dogma really doesn't tell a very

17:22

cohesive story at all . It's

17:25

more about , like it's a very much a ps3

17:27

rpg .

17:28

So unless you're into those sort of things , you're

17:30

very much starved on the triple a side of the

17:32

fence and yeah

17:34

, I think what I found as well and , like

17:37

I said , I know I'm saying I'm complaining

17:40

because there is , if you've got the

17:42

subscription packages , there's thousands

17:44

of games to play . But I feel like there's thousands of games to play but I feel

17:46

like there's loads of games being thrown

17:48

at me but nothing is sticking and I

17:50

just can't find that game that

17:52

grabs me . And I don't know whether

17:54

that is because of last year , because of all the

17:56

AAA goodness we had , or whether

17:59

it's just me . I'm

18:01

just in a bit of a funk at the moment with the games .

18:03

I think this far into this current gen

18:05

, we're just expecting that game that sits

18:08

us on our backsides . I was also

18:10

doing some sort of timeline

18:13

research and if we go

18:15

back to the ps4's launch , if

18:17

we map that to the ps5

18:20

, we wouldn't even have had red dead 2

18:22

yet . You , you know , and that although

18:24

Xbox and Sony claim we're halfway

18:26

through the life cycle of this machine

18:29

, I say , hmm

18:31

well , there's lots of good things

18:33

to come yet . Obviously , you know we've

18:35

got some big games out there on the horizon that we're

18:37

just waiting to sort of solidify and come down the pipe

18:40

. But I just feel like we're maybe

18:42

calling it a bit too early . The PS4

18:45

had sort of cross-gen games

18:47

and Xbox was the same

18:49

, and

18:53

I really feel like now we're starting to enter its stride and although we feel like we're probably

18:55

not seeing everything this gen's got to offer

18:57

, I think by the time the holidays

18:59

come around and we start pumping into

19:01

2025 , I

19:03

think we're going to have some really exciting stories

19:06

. I think the news thread

19:08

is quiet as well , which is

19:10

also kind of it brings people's

19:12

spirits down a little bit the whole industry's

19:15

kind of one cog back

19:17

on the gearbox , because they're just kind of waiting

19:19

. I see a lot of the same news stories being regurgitated

19:22

. I see a lot of rumors getting

19:24

spanned into stuff with no credibility

19:26

behind them and

19:29

I see lots of sort of narratives

19:32

about game design and production

19:34

length and budgets and other bits and

19:36

bobs and that

19:38

seems to kind of be not

19:41

making excuses for the industry

19:44

but certainly has

19:46

paved the way for the place we find ourselves

19:48

in at the moment , which is just this kind of window

19:50

of nothingness . Last year was

19:52

so good and I should imagine a lot

19:54

of games that maybe were going to come out

19:56

last year took a look at the release cycle

19:58

and went , oh crikey , call it , give

20:01

it 12 months under the incubation and we'll come out

20:03

Christmas next year . Because

20:05

we just can't compete with some of these . And

20:07

I don't blame them , yeah for sure

20:09

not . Hopefully . That means that they'll be leaving

20:11

that sort of cross-gen thing behind . I think

20:14

the user install base the PS5

20:16

and Series X is

20:18

kind of there or thereabouts . I

20:21

think the Switch 2 probably can't come quick enough . We've

20:23

all talked about the Series S holding things back

20:25

and the kind of Switch being

20:27

the powerhouse of sales machine . It is

20:30

as well . It's probably had an impact

20:32

on the sort of games that we're seeing .

20:34

it's got to be scalable so

20:38

I want to follow up on something you just said

20:40

, and I think that's a very intriguing thought

20:42

. I do think a lot of games got out of the way

20:44

of 2023 , especially

20:47

and uh , in 20 . But like , this

20:50

is their window , man , because next year , like

20:53

nintendo's coming back full scale

20:55

with that switch to and with their large

20:57

lineup , and then even

21:00

more so I nintendo's gonna sell what they're gonna

21:02

sell , but gta 5

21:04

I mean gta 6 is a

21:06

monster . That , yeah , that game

21:08

is gonna suck up three months of

21:11

of that year and that's just minimum

21:13

. And then the holiday season it's going

21:15

to have that same reoccurring effect again , where

21:18

the people who didn't buy it at the beginning of the year

21:20

, in march well , it's looking like march

21:22

are probably going to buy that game towards

21:24

the end of the year as well .

21:25

So I'm like I can see that game . That

21:28

game is going to be phenomenal , no questions about

21:31

it . We've been waiting long enough to see what

21:33

a true next gen , because GTA five , as

21:35

great as it is to be able to play on PS4

21:37

, and PS5 and series X or whatever

21:40

, and the fridge , the gen before

21:42

that you 11 years

21:44

old .

21:45

11 years ago it came out .

21:46

All we've had is a shined up penny from that

21:48

all the way forward . So to think the lessons

21:50

they've learned from Red Dead , the lessons

21:52

that they've learned from the online space , what

21:54

that means in terms of what they can bring , and

21:59

we never saw them actually max out . I mean , we kind of did with Red Dead 2 . We

22:01

saw them kind of push that current gen , but

22:08

this gen , um , I feel like our red dead will be gta6 and that's coming early

22:10

part of next year , quarter one or two

22:12

, or h1 , if , depending on how you look at it

22:15

. Um , and I think that's literally

22:17

gonna absolutely kill

22:19

the industry , stone dead because no

22:22

one's going to be able to compete with that it . It's

22:24

going to be for sure , not absolute juggernaut and

22:26

it's going to take some big scalps along the

22:28

way , um , which I

22:30

think is a shame . So next year is going to

22:32

be interesting for sure . We'll see

22:34

who dare poke the periscope

22:36

up in the world that GTA six

22:38

dominates . Um , you're

22:40

going to be bright , you've got to be brave , but you've got

22:42

to be coming with something a little bit different . So that's

22:45

going to be super exciting

22:47

as well .

22:50

But to answer your initial question

22:52

, though I do think it is , I

22:54

think it's very much an acquired

22:57

taste here so far this year . I do think the

22:59

later half of the year we will get those what

23:02

I would call the HBO quality shows

23:04

and video games that we're missing in

23:07

Star Wars Outlaws , for instance

23:09

. I think this AC

23:11

Shadows is the first time I've been really

23:13

excited , or at least decently excited , about

23:16

Assassin's Creed in a very long time . Those

23:19

two look like they're going to be really good .

23:20

Let me just say about that , though I was pumped

23:22

for that . When I kind of saw that CGI reveal

23:25

trailer trailer I was like wow

23:27

is this the gameplay and

23:29

then I saw the gameplay and I was like , oh

23:31

god , it's foul hallow with it . It's foul

23:33

hallow with it . Oh god , it's foul

23:35

hallow with the ghost of shishima skin . This is

23:37

not why .

23:38

That's exactly . That's exactly how most

23:40

people felt about it . Um , I

23:42

felt very similar to where I

23:44

was just like , oh , I'm excited to see what they do with this

23:46

new setting . And then I saw the gameplay and I'm like , oh

23:48

, I know exactly what this game is

23:50

. I'm like I know

23:53

how most people are going to spend that 40

23:55

to 80 hours in that game . Just more

23:58

, come on , yeah , by

24:00

the two minutes that we saw in the gameplay trailer

24:02

, I feel the opposite kind

24:04

of happened with dragon age . Um

24:06

, was it vanguard ? I

24:09

think that's what it was . Yeah , you see the veil

24:11

guard or vanguard , but um , I feel the

24:13

opposite happened to where , like a lot of dragon

24:15

age fans saw the first trailer , where it was very

24:17

much like a goofy , almost

24:19

dungeon dragons type trailer , and

24:21

people were like , oh no , that's not dragon age

24:24

at all . And then they saw the gameplay and they were like , oh

24:26

, this is actually exciting . Yeah

24:28

, so I feel like it is

24:30

going to be a tale of two halves for the rest of this

24:32

year . Of course , you have , um , you

24:34

have what ? Um ? Flight simulator , flight simulator

24:37

, which looks like it'll be up your

24:39

alley , at least the previous

24:41

one .

24:42

That's the thing about flight sim . I had

24:44

them on a real cranky

24:46

old pentium or something

24:49

like that , like microsoft flight simulator 98

24:51

, and I I liked it . I played the wheels off

24:53

of it , to be fair , I mean , obviously I didn't

24:55

have a lot else going on . Um , but

24:58

last year's it was , and I kind of

25:00

said I predicted this online . Everyone's

25:03

going to go crazy for it . There's an episode where I say this everyone's

25:05

going to go crazy for it . There's an episode where I say this Everyone's going to go crazy for it

25:07

. They're going to get all over it . They're going to fly

25:09

a plane over their house . They're going to crash into their

25:11

house . They're going to crash into their mate's house . Then

25:13

they're going to delete it and it's a shame

25:15

because there's actually a grip of a game there . But

25:18

to bring Microsoft Flight Simulator

25:20

to console , there needed to be a little bit more

25:22

tickle under the chin for the console gamer . Those

25:25

jobs that we saw in there

25:27

means that it's right up rgt

25:30

and mine street in terms of the games that

25:32

we like to nerd out to a little

25:34

bit . We talk snow runner , farming simulator

25:36

to see the kind of agricultural

25:38

flying , to see the sort of delivery

25:40

flying to see the coast guard rescue

25:43

flying , to see the sort of tourist

25:45

, vip , uh

25:47

, private jet flying . I was like

25:49

, yeah , do you know what ? Even the hot air

25:51

balloon flying , there's enough

25:53

in it now right to grip

25:56

in a casual and make

25:58

them go . Hmm

26:00

, I've had . I've flown my plane into my friend's

26:02

house hilarious , what's next ? And

26:04

then take on like an oil rig delivery

26:06

mission again and again and again and

26:09

really enjoy that . I thought that

26:11

what they'd done . Considering the

26:13

scale of that game as well , I was absolutely

26:15

blown away by the fidelity graphically

26:17

of what we saw , those

26:19

hot airs . It was

26:21

close to or beyond photorealistic

26:24

at times in that trailer Now , whether that's

26:26

running on a Series X or HAL

26:29

9000 at Microsoft HQ and it'd

26:31

been ramped up to 11 on the graphic settings

26:33

and everything . I was pleased

26:35

to see that and , as I said earlier

26:37

, I'm pleased to see that they've

26:40

opened the gamut a little bit so it's more

26:42

enjoyable for a kid

26:44

. As an example , that's got Games Pass

26:46

. Who's bored of playing Fortnite or Grounded

26:49

or Sea of Thieves ? They've got a little bit of something

26:51

to get into now . Hopefully it's

26:53

not an absolutely killer install .

26:57

We're going to talk about the Xbox Showcase a little

26:59

later , right ?

27:01

No , this is the Xbox Showcase talk . We

27:03

had a solo episode last week

27:05

from the Mighty Bobby . He's not with us this week . He'll be

27:07

back with us next week , so

27:10

we kind of missed it . There was a discussion

27:12

in the Discord and we've kind of

27:14

probably glanced around the main points

27:17

. I would say you know , it's old news

27:19

.

27:19

At this point I

27:22

want to ask you all a question . Rgc

27:29

, this is your first xbox since the 360

27:32

right , or did you have a one um ?

27:33

I had one for a little while , but I sold

27:35

it on um because I was I understand

27:37

there was nothing on it there's nothing on it . I was predominantly

27:39

ps4 because it was just , you know , just

27:42

to be so many games on the ps4 , um

27:44

, but yeah , 360 and I've

27:46

got a series x this time around

27:48

okay .

27:49

So , george , you

27:51

have an xbox series x . Yeah

27:54

, I'm the next . Bizarrely , I

27:56

I actually have both too . I don't , I don't know

27:59

why , but um little

28:01

piggies oh yeah , for sure the gamer

28:03

piggies for sure . Um , my

28:05

question is it's like I . The reason why I asked

28:08

is like that xbox showcase does

28:10

that ? Did it feel like it validated

28:12

your purchase yet or do you feel like you still need

28:15

to see the ?

28:16

game . I'm out . I see the quality I finally

28:18

felt after that showcase , like

28:23

it it's , it's almost ready to be

28:25

deserved some respect . This gen , it's

28:27

kind of like , hmm , there's a stuff in there that

28:29

I kind of wanted to get into . We joked

28:31

before about Indiana Jones only being bought

28:33

by people over 40 . You're not wrong , you're

28:36

absolutely right . I did

28:38

say that , didn't I ? You did , and that's

28:40

probably one of the best quotes you've ever said , because it

28:42

nailed it on . For a while I was

28:44

thinking , oh yeah , they've done well to get this franchise

28:46

. But I'll be honest with you the

28:49

Indiana Jones franchise has been killed

28:51

, oh for sure . Any

28:53

prevailing interest in that is from

28:56

people that got into Star Wars

28:58

in the early 80s at best , who

29:00

were looking for supplementary media from

29:02

LucasArts , and stumbled across Indiana Jones

29:04

and went , yeah , this is flipping brilliant . I

29:07

know that's what I did , but no

29:10

young kids getting hyped up for

29:12

Indiana Jones .

29:15

No , absolutely not .

29:15

I didn't think the last movie was as bad as I thought

29:17

it was going to be . When I actually got to it

29:19

I actually liked it . It's

29:21

just nobody watched it . Nobody watched

29:24

it and I'll be honest with you . The

29:26

thing is , with it it was

29:29

like drinking water . You

29:31

sat down wanting to satiate your Indiana

29:33

Jones thirst . You picked up this glass

29:35

of this gorgeous-looking stuff . You

29:38

gulped it all down . It tasted

29:40

of nothing . Nothing happened

29:42

in that film , really . And the whole

29:45

sort of spoilers for a goodness

29:47

knows how old film now a year

29:50

, that whole

29:52

time travel element . I know we've

29:54

had some fantastical stuff in

29:57

Indiana Jones , but

30:00

hoo-wee , that was just an extra level

30:02

of turd to swallow

30:05

and chug down . I

30:08

balked it up a couple of times . I managed to keep

30:10

it down in the end and I came out feeling

30:12

like I'd seen an Indiana Jones film

30:14

. But pivot back to the game . I'm

30:19

quite excited to see it . It's nice . It's

30:21

been well put together . It's been put together

30:23

by people that have a very keen

30:25

eye for indiana jones , lore and machine

30:28

games does a really good job as well

30:30

, with wolfenstein and all that so exactly

30:32

, and the voice acting is

30:35

actually good . Um , in

30:37

the latest trailer I felt like indy's likeness

30:40

kind of had skewed

30:42

off a little bit from the original trailers that

30:44

I saw . It kind of looked like Harrison

30:47

Ford Light or they'd just got the stunt

30:49

double in or something for some facial

30:51

capture . I don't really know , but

30:53

I don't want to sort of stomp all over it

30:55

. I'm

30:58

still hoping for good things from that . So , yeah

31:00

, fingers crossed . Listen

31:03

, I'm curious . Oh

31:05

, before the episode gets away from us said

31:07

I've gotta know , because

31:10

this is actually more important . Okay

31:12

, what ?

31:13

you've been playing , oh , again . Um

31:15

, I I'm on

31:17

this , I'm on a simulator kick right now

31:19

.

31:20

Um , whoa , yeah you

31:22

laughed , you laughed , you

31:24

say sorry . Now you

31:26

naughty little boy

31:29

.

31:29

I am sorry simulators when they hit they really

31:31

hit um they really hit

31:33

.

31:33

So the thing is , this is why you tell me that the simulator

31:36

that really hit for you is dave the freaking diver

31:38

, and I'm sorry , but that's not what I call a sim

31:40

. So what's this ? No , no that's roguelike .

31:42

That's more of a roguelike , but um , I will

31:44

. So there's this game called

31:47

blockbuster inc . And basically

31:49

you are a you're

31:51

a head of a production studio from the ground . You're starting

31:54

it from the ground up and you are in

31:56

task with making a movie studio

31:58

that is the best movie studio in the world

32:00

so we saw that at

32:03

wsSD Live , did we not ?

32:04

RGT . Yes , we did , yeah , yeah , we got a preview

32:06

hands-on , didn't we ? Yeah , because I think they

32:08

had the developers on

32:11

a lot of voice chat , didn't they ? That's right

32:13

, Seb ? Let me ask you this question , though .

32:17

You've been playing this game , which I'm actually quite excited

32:19

to find out about , because I

32:21

was a massive fan of lionhead

32:24

or bullfrogs the movies . Were you

32:26

aware of that on the periphery before you got into this

32:28

? No , not even . Wow

32:32

, okay , well it's . I'm just being honest . This

32:35

is its spiritual successor

32:38

, so I'm quite hyped to hear what you've got

32:40

to say about it I feel

32:42

like it is a really cool concept

32:44

.

32:44

I didn't know it was already like a spiritual

32:47

successor or something else , so I I gave it credit

32:49

for being an original concept , but I

32:51

digress . I think the I

32:53

think on the surface level , this is a very fun game

32:55

. Now when you get into the minutiae of like

32:57

some of the crafting elements , I

33:00

think that needs a little bit of work , such

33:02

as like being able to put like desk

33:04

flushly against the wall so that you

33:06

can craft things like more efficiently and

33:08

effectively . I feel like that needs a little bit

33:10

more , but I feel like the concept

33:13

of you hiring directors , writers

33:15

, um actors

33:17

, etc . Etc . Is really

33:20

well done . I like that

33:22

. They there's a system management where you have to

33:24

manage everyone's happiness levels . I

33:26

I like the fact that

33:28

they expect certain things to be

33:30

catered to them , such as when they get bigger

33:32

, such as like housing , um are

33:34

like food and such like that . So there's different

33:36

, there's different ways you can keep them happy . I

33:39

do think , like some of the , I

33:41

feel like this feels like a 0.5

33:44

release as opposed , so

33:46

it almost feels like a beta release as opposed to a

33:49

1.0 . Again , because of some quality

33:51

of life issues , I do think if you

33:53

, if maybe the

33:55

housing market that you're able to like

33:57

rent for your , your talent doesn't

34:00

grow and expand . So when you , as you grow

34:02

and expand your roster , eventually

34:04

you're going to have to let people you've trained

34:06

or like had for a very long time go , because

34:08

there's no way of keeping everyone happy , because

34:11

there's only so much , there's only so

34:13

much housing in this game and I feel like that

34:15

that part kind of needs to be a little

34:17

reworked a little bit and also feel like there

34:19

needs to be more of an end game , because there's

34:21

only six studios that you're really competing against

34:24

. And I

34:26

started my , I started my

34:28

franchise in the 1920s

34:30

, um , and I went through that whole decade

34:33

into the 30s and by 1937

34:35

I was the number one studio and

34:37

I also had bought 90

34:39

of all the other five studios

34:42

, which allowed me to basically rake

34:44

in all the cash that they were raking in

34:46

, and you can completely own them , by the

34:48

way , which completely kills all the .

34:51

I guess this is like my anno

34:53

playthrough you've become very similar

34:55

, yeah I have

34:57

, I really have it , it's like power does to people I really have

34:59

. I bought like all the other studios and I owned everything .

35:01

I feel like I feel like walmart , low-key , where I just bought all the small businesses out

35:03

. Have I bought like all the other studios and I owned everything . I felt

35:05

like I felt like walmart , low-key , where I

35:07

just bought all the small businesses out and

35:09

I was like I am the king . Now if you

35:11

want to watch movies , you go through me and

35:13

and yeah , it's like

35:16

, uh , and by the 1920s

35:18

I'd unlocked what was it ? Crime films

35:20

, cop films , romance , um

35:23

, drama . So I uh basic basic

35:25

genres like westerns as well . So I

35:27

unlocked all the like , all those basic dramas

35:30

I hadn't even got to , like the superheroes

35:32

or the supernatural , or horror or

35:34

anything like that , and I already had

35:36

like 300

35:39

million dollars over the next studio

35:41

. And so I feel like if

35:43

you have to ratchet that difficulty

35:46

up to the highest to even get a challenge for this game

35:48

, do you produce a movie

35:51

in that game that you can

35:53

watch , or or not ? you

35:56

, you can , it's just you're not gonna want

35:58

to watch it because it's like it's almost

36:00

. It's almost like early

36:02

choppy stop motion that you can watch

36:04

the movie again . But it's like you're

36:07

watching the . You're watching characters that

36:09

don't have dialogue . You're also like

36:11

, so the stunts that you

36:13

do are very basic , so you can do like , oh

36:15

, you can make people fall down at

36:17

certain scenes so you can actually direct a whole

36:19

film . You can make them like fight each other

36:21

and there's a injury factor that

36:24

may or may not be involved , and then

36:26

so , like , you have different things that you can

36:28

like fully watch after

36:30

you produce the movie . It's just not . I

36:32

don't think it's compelling enough , unless

36:35

you just like I got a kick out of watching my guy

36:37

jump off of um jump off the set

36:39

you know , the movies had something very

36:41

similar if you just played it as a

36:45

sim , as you would .

36:47

It's not exactly a sim , but I

36:49

take your point . It's more like a managerial

36:53

style sort of strategy game

36:55

.

36:55

Yeah , it is very much .

36:57

I felt like this felt like

36:59

a mod of the Sims , to where

37:02

this is a very specific like

37:04

movie making mod of the Sims and that's

37:06

what the movies was like , and when YouTube

37:08

first was on the periphery , um

37:11

, it was full of Lionhead's

37:13

movies , things Cause you could take it out of

37:15

the game and you could go into create a section

37:18

where you are , you know the full suite

37:20

, and people were making replicas of star

37:22

Wars . A lot of people in the early

37:24

days of YouTube obviously didn't

37:26

have any animations , so

37:28

they were using the movies to kind of backfill

37:31

between scenes that they were creating and using

37:33

it for kind of special effects . So

37:36

you know , when I played it

37:38

, this is more hollow yeah .

37:39

This is very much more hollow than that .

37:40

When I played it and you set the AI

37:43

to create a movie within the simulation

37:45

element of it , you're right . When

37:47

you used to watch it it was just like this disconnected

37:50

mess of blah , blah , blah

37:52

, simish and all that sort of stuff

37:54

and it was like , oh crikey , that's a shame . I

37:56

used to sit and I didn't used to watch every film

37:59

. But when I reached a new era , like the 50s

38:01

or the 60s , and I'd pump every

38:03

single last book

38:05

and dime into this production

38:07

first ever color film , first

38:10

ever sci-fi , the whole lot and I'd be like

38:12

, yeah , boys hide all the best actors

38:14

. I felt like an absolute boss . I'll

38:16

go to the premiere . I'm gonna watch this .

38:20

Oh god , no you're

38:24

like what did I create , what did I do

38:27

?

38:27

I just thought there might be this moment of genius

38:29

where they made like the movie's version

38:32

of star wars and I'd have been like wow

38:34

, but I was a little bit younger then , I suppose

38:36

, and I guess my imagination ran away with me . Other

38:39

than creating your own maniacal movie empire

38:41

, what else have you been ? What else has been

38:43

sort of garnering your attention ?

38:45

so I'll . I'll plug two games real quick

38:47

because I don't want to take up all the time , but um

38:49

, bellatro is one that I

38:52

cannot get enough of . Everyone's

38:54

fired up about that dude love

38:56

bellatro . Um . So yeah , everyone's

38:59

heard about this game , you know it

39:01

comes with a pack of cards .

39:02

Seb , did you know ?

39:04

no , I do not . I will not begin the physical

39:06

edition , though , if I'll be honest , the

39:09

pack of cards is not enough to entice me . But

39:11

, um , yeah , that's , you know

39:13

, right now not having a triple

39:15

, a game that really has grabbed me so

39:17

far this year , other than yakus of , like a dragon , infinite

39:19

wealth , that bellatro and

39:22

v rising have y'all heard of v rising

39:24

the half bath not partaking in

39:26

it ? Okay , so , v rising

39:28

, you start off as a , basically you

39:30

start off as a vampire , one of the most weak

39:32

creatures , um , in

39:34

a middle , uh , in middle earth , basically

39:37

, and are the medieval era

39:39

, and basically you start off with

39:41

this weak vampire who you ? You

39:43

build a small little hut that

39:45

you establish as your castle , and

39:48

the really cool thing about this is

39:50

it's Diablo , except you

39:52

don't get stronger by just farming

39:54

the area and beating the same enemies

39:56

over and over again . You get far and you get

39:59

stronger by crafting . So

40:01

you craft , like as your castle goes

40:03

, you get more resources that you can basically

40:05

put on yourself like armor , weapons , gear

40:07

, the whole nine yards . Yeah

40:09

, so it . It is so inventive . And

40:12

not only that , there is boss

40:14

fights , just like Diablo , but like each

40:16

boss is very meticulous

40:18

and very like thorough , where they they

40:20

actually thought about like , oh , this

40:22

boss is like the naughty fisherman , and

40:25

the naughty fisherman is that you have

40:27

to be that specific boss in

40:29

order to craft the fishing rod and

40:31

you can't craft it any other way except

40:34

, like you have to beat him . And for every

40:36

one of those examples like there's a glass

40:38

blowing glass blowing boss , there

40:40

is a musketeer boss , there is pretty

40:42

much every almost

40:44

like most technological

40:47

advances you basically have

40:49

to beat a boss for , but they

40:51

make it fun and challenging and engaging because

40:53

each one of these bosses have their own movesets

40:55

, their , their own abilities , their own quirks , their

40:57

trash talk . You , they feel almost

40:59

like wrestlers , like actual , like old

41:01

school attitude era wrestlers , except

41:04

thrown into like a diablo style game

41:06

with diablo style move powers

41:08

. And yeah

41:10

, it's really . I think one of the more innovative

41:12

things about this game is like I'm not a crafting

41:15

person , but they made me into one . It's like they

41:17

, I , they made me care about crafting

41:20

a castle , they made me care about like kidnapping

41:23

these citizens and basically making them

41:25

into vampires , and I'm like , oh , you work for me , now

41:27

I'll equip you and you go

41:29

and you basically now I'll send you out

41:31

on missions like almost like um

41:33

, middle gear , solid five , you know you can

41:35

send off , like you send off people

41:38

to other parts of the map , like peace walker

41:40

, yeah , and peace walker . So it's like it's

41:42

very much like that , except , like in

41:45

this version , like you actually can send

41:47

them to the same parts of the map that you're going

41:49

in so you can run across your minions

41:52

while you're out and about and such that's something

41:54

that I've always ached for .

41:56

Um , last time I thought , oh , that would be cool

41:58

was when I was um playing

42:00

no man's sky and I sent a

42:02

load of my freighters off and I was like , oh , it'd be

42:05

really great to just stay

42:08

on board and let them do their little

42:10

freighter admissions while I kind of sit as a

42:12

passenger in the hangar bay watch it all going on

42:14

day to day . It was never going to happen . Admittedly

42:16

, it's a bit of a pipe dream . You have to make that game up in your head

42:18

. Yeah

42:26

, I like to see stuff that you've set off , a lot of these games , especially you know we're talking assassin's

42:28

creed , uh , revelations . Was it where you could collect people up and send them off

42:30

on missions ? I think it might start in brotherhood

42:32

, where you can I think it was brotherhood where they ? started . Yeah

42:34

, you sent your minions off to sort

42:36

of grind away for I don't

42:39

know craftable material

42:41

or collectibles that you could then use to

42:43

kind of buy stuff for your inventory

42:45

and weapon slots and things . But yeah

42:47

, I think that's . There needs to be more of that

42:49

. And , as you say , in an open world , when you stumble

42:52

across your minions doing your bidding , it's one

42:54

of those moments where your chest puffs up and you're like , yeah

42:56

, my boys .

42:58

And yeah , exactly , it's like I came across um . I came

43:00

across um , I was heading back to

43:02

my castle from like rating rating

43:05

, like a nearby town and such

43:07

, and my inventory was full . And I look

43:09

over to the right at this like mining

43:11

camp , and I just see everyone's just saying run

43:13

for your life . And I just see my

43:15

minion , damien , it basically just molly

43:17

whopping the whole , that whole little

43:19

like mining area and

43:23

and I get a kick out of it because damien's

43:25

like run , run , run

43:27

, you fools , yeah . And I was like

43:30

damien man , yeah . And then , um

43:33

, he looks over , he looks over , he's , and

43:35

like you can see him unequipped , his weapons as

43:37

such , and he's like master , and he does

43:39

a little bow , oh , wow , yeah

43:41

. And then he's like excuse me , sir , and then goes

43:43

back to going like just molly whopping

43:45

everyone back in the bandit camp .

43:47

still , so he's like playing this on .

43:49

Steam Deck . Yeah , I

43:51

played this on Steam Deck . They just released

43:53

it for PS5 , though this last week

43:56

. So you know a lot

43:58

of the people that I talked to like that

44:00

are also like games journalists . They've been

44:02

playing mostly on PS5 . But I've been

44:04

playing it on PS five , but I've been playing it on PS um

44:06

, pc and steam deck and it's phenomenal

44:08

. It's probably one of my favorite games I've played this

44:10

year on either platform . But yeah

44:13

, I here's another thing before before

44:15

. I , you know , throw the reins to

44:17

RGT and you about what you've been playing , did

44:20

you ? This has Castlevania integrations

44:22

into it as well . Like , oh

44:25

, yeah for sure , oh for sure . So

44:30

like , you can create like your castle , very much in the same theme as the

44:32

Dracula castle from Castlevania . You can

44:34

teleport your whole castle very much like Castlevania

44:36

. You can you run . Simon

44:39

Belmont is in this game as well , so

44:41

, and he's one of the bosses . He's

44:44

one of the bosses you can take down and defeat and

44:46

you can also unlock a lot of the gear , weapons

44:48

, designs and um

44:51

, and also like some of the cosmetics

44:53

from castlevania , so like is it worth

44:55

33 ? bucks . I

44:57

think it's the best game this year , so I would probably say

45:00

yes , but to

45:02

be honest , you have to . Here's my thing

45:04

you have to like diablo as far as like

45:06

the , as far as like the gameplay

45:08

goes of that , and then like , you

45:11

have to be okay with light crafting elements , because

45:13

the game is centered around you crafting

45:15

your castle materials , and

45:17

like your armor and gear because you're

45:20

. If you were to take off all your armor , you go

45:22

back to level zero , but each

45:25

armor piece you equipped adds . That's

45:27

how you level up your character .

45:30

Okay , that's interesting RGT in

45:34

fact one more question , Seb , Helldivers 2,

45:36

. Where you been ? I'm

45:39

not a multiplayer guy , very much I'm not

45:41

, you know me , I would rather stab

45:44

my firstborn in the eye than play a multiplayer game

45:46

. She's now blind , right , and

45:48

I'm all about the same way .

45:50

I'm about the same way about

45:52

multiplayer games . But yeah

45:54

, it's . I think this is the

45:56

greatest double a um

45:58

game this year and it

46:00

feels it's an indie game , but

46:02

slapping that playstation logo makes it feel triple

46:05

the way and I think that

46:07

studio should be very proud of what

46:09

they've done .

46:10

I just oh yeah , absolutely , even

46:12

just from a graphical fidelity point of view .

46:14

But bringing in that hell divers , one sweet gameplay

46:16

and making it 3d , yeah

46:20

, for me

46:22

it's like I I

46:24

don't like games that feel repetition

46:27

, where I feel the repetition to where I'm like

46:29

, oh , I'm just diving into the same place

46:31

over and over again and just doing

46:33

slightly different things . I

46:36

so that's the kind of thing that

46:38

turns me off about the game , but I do think it

46:40

is a really cool premise and

46:42

concept I

46:44

just I have I've been skirting

46:47

around the sort of position that you

46:49

just talked about , where it's like the same thing .

46:51

But I've been doing that to myself because there's a certain few

46:53

key missions I like . But when I dip

46:55

my toe in the water of all the other different kinds of

46:57

missions that are available on all the different planet

46:59

types that are available , it's like , hmm , I

47:02

ought to cut them some slack really and try it . And when you

47:04

do try some of the other missions which are slightly

47:06

longer in in play time , still

47:09

great rgt . Yes

47:12

, is michael elfwick coming today or not

47:14

?

47:15

no , not today .

47:16

It's about same today I

47:19

like I like how you pivoted

47:21

back to our recently rescued American

47:24

colleague .

47:29

RGT . What have you been playing , you little snake ? Like I was saying earlier , it's been

47:31

a bit of a struggle lately , but

47:35

I did have Board Border from Discord

47:37

.

47:37

You're not back on that , no .

47:39

No , hang on , hang on

47:41

. All right , I'll say now I'm not back on

47:43

that , but

47:46

I love that game so much . I

47:49

was in such a game funk the other day

47:51

. I got back from work . There

47:53

was nothing I wanted to play , so

47:56

I just laid on the couch and

47:58

started watching someone do a playthrough

48:00

of Harvest Stella .

48:02

Oh no , an absolute

48:04

Loser . I mean , what I would

48:07

say is you're

48:09

an addict . Yeah .

48:11

Yeah , that's a good way to describe it .

48:13

I watched about 40 minutes and I just thought what

48:15

am I doing ? I've put 130

48:18

hours in this game . Just get yourself together

48:20

, find something to play . This

48:23

is ridiculous .

48:23

In terms of sins , you're

48:26

absolved because someone spent far longer

48:28

on a oh

48:30

dude . I don't

48:32

know who's interested , but a

48:34

new ano game comes out next year

48:37

, based in the roman era anyway

48:39

, should we say about ?

48:40

ps5 hang on a

48:42

minute now I

48:44

like how in the Ubisoft showcase because

48:46

I think that was the Ubisoft showcase , right . It

48:48

was like I was watching . I

48:51

was around a couple of people and they were like , oh

48:53

my god , this is the . This is like the

48:55

Ubisoft announcement . They said they

48:57

were going to do a brand new IP . Everyone was excited

49:00

, the energy was palpable , and then Anno

49:02

came in and it was just like someone gut punched

49:04

everyone you

49:06

stood up like a statute

49:09

phallus , just rigid

49:11

. I did . You know what I did

49:13

. I said you know what I was just like . I

49:16

was that same person during summer game fest

49:18

when everyone was just like , oh my god , 2k

49:21

is gonna announce something . It's gonna be borderlands , it's

49:23

gonna be mafia . I'm so excited . And

49:25

then they announced civilization 7 and everyone's

49:27

like and I'm over

49:29

here for that . Yeah , and I'm over

49:31

here like 1692

49:34

hours into civilization

49:36

6 and I'm like the king the

49:39

king of the north is back . So

49:41

I I didn't feel that ano thing . I was just like

49:44

wait , wait , whoa , there's an audience for this

49:46

, y'all just aren't it .

49:47

You know , it's one guy from farmerton

49:49

, but he's all over it like a rash rgt

49:51

what five people love this game

49:53

. Man , it has respect

49:56

what else have you got snuck

49:58

back there , friend ?

49:59

anyway . Um yeah , so , being bored from

50:01

the discord , we had a bit of a game shed night here

50:03

in the shed . So we same

50:06

again . We thought what should we play ? What should we play ? And then we

50:08

thought , well , yeah , so me and Boarder from the Discord

50:10

, we had a bit of a game shed night here in the shed . So same

50:12

again . We thought what should we play ? What should we play ? And

50:14

then we thought , well , whenever we go to

50:16

the arcades , we always play . Well , I say always . We normally

50:18

play Virtuous Striker . So I thought , well , I'll put the Dreamcast one

50:21

on , see what it's like . And I mean it is nearly arcade

50:23

. perfect it is good on there , isn't it ? Oh , it's

50:25

so much fun . I mean he beat me every

50:27

game , but it's just so fun . And then

50:29

we said come on , let's play another old football game . So then

50:31

we said about the indoor mode on the old

50:33

FIFAs we used to play like five a side . So

50:36

we went to FIFA 98 on the N64

50:39

.

50:39

Tell me you didn't leave actual soccer on the shelf

50:41

.

50:49

Actual leave . Actual soccer on the shelf . Actual soccer stayed there . It didn't

50:51

even even , it didn't even get slipped out of the shelf . Just have a read

50:54

of it . Unbelievable , yeah , but saying that probably will next time

50:56

so I've actually forgot about it . I

50:58

forgot I had it . Um . So

51:00

, yeah , then we played fifa 98 indoor mode . That was

51:02

good fun . And then , yeah , we got

51:04

talking about Tony Hawks because he's a really

51:06

good skateboarder , big skateboarder , back in the

51:08

day . So we got talking about skateboard games and

51:10

he said he hadn't played Tony Hawks Underground . So

51:13

I was like you need to play that he hadn't

51:15

played . Thug Nope . So

51:17

we stuck that on and we ended up playing to the early

51:19

hours . We got halfway through the game and

51:22

I still love that game . It's still one of my favourite

51:24

Tony Hawk's series Underground the first

51:26

one Absolutely brilliant . So yeah , we had

51:28

great fun with that . I

51:30

said the other week , a couple of weeks

51:32

ago , when we recorded that I was going to try a big open

51:35

world game and I stopped

51:37

.

51:37

Hidden West .

51:38

Nope , fable

51:41

, I've done Fable . I

51:43

went for Avatar .

51:46

No , I've done fable . I went for Avatar . No , it'll be a soft one , I'm

51:48

done .

51:49

I'm done . I'm done with you . You're

51:51

fired , you're rehired because I can't live

51:53

without you , but for a moment there you were

51:55

toast hang on .

51:57

I haven't said my views on it yet oh

51:59

, go on oh no oh

52:03

no yeah yeah

52:08

graphically it's a banger on ps5 , and so

52:10

it's beautiful looking , it's just far

52:13

cry it's , yeah

52:15

, it's , it's , it's good looking .

52:17

Even my daughter came in I was playing and she said , oh

52:19

, look the , you know the forest and that looks

52:21

really good and colorful and graphically good

52:24

. Character models are pretty good , they're all

52:26

right , but it's

52:28

that uber soft thing for me . It's

52:31

they and tell

52:33

me if I'm wrong . Listeners , put it in community

52:36

corrections . I always find

52:38

, or nine times out of ten with an

52:40

uber soft game , they don't know how to start the

52:42

game . They don't pull you in from the

52:44

start . On any of their games watchdogs

52:46

, this Avatar game , some of the Assassin's

52:48

Creed there's nothing .

52:50

There's not that dramatic start to get you

52:52

hooked in listen to , kind

52:54

of pivot off that back to kind of something

52:56

Seb said earlier . I'm pumped for Star

52:59

Wars Outlaws , don't get me wrong . I feel

53:01

like I need it now . I feel like

53:03

that might be my kind of thing , I'm swinging

53:05

towards , but I

53:07

, like you , I'm I'm real

53:09

nervous that they're going to kind of cook that landing

53:12

and it's that first 20

53:14

minutes or that time between starting

53:16

the game and pressing

53:18

a button , which is the measure of a

53:20

good action game , I would say , or it's certainly

53:22

a measure of metric in the industry , but

53:25

I need that to be , I need that to be sweet

53:28

, I need that to be . I'm talking jedi

53:30

fallen order , kind of grab you by the seat of

53:32

your pants and drag you in .

53:34

You think of some of the best single player games that

53:36

you know have these great stories at the start

53:38

. You know your uncharted's last of us , spider-man

53:41

. That's that first hour . You play

53:43

where they know how to hook you in and you want to

53:45

play that game . You want to play more . You

53:47

want to learn more . You want to learn your environment

53:49

with ubisoft . They don't

53:52

seem to do that . I mean you play like I tried

53:54

playing that watchdogs legion

53:56

last year . Oh no , absolutely

53:59

shocking . There's no love or soul

54:01

in that game whatsoever . You

54:03

just get dropped in . Here's london where

54:05

you go . You know this .

54:06

There's nothing it's not enough anymore .

54:08

No and although this , this

54:11

was an okay start with avatar , with

54:13

the story , I sort of thought

54:15

, okay , I'll have a look , I'll have a look . But then

54:17

you're sort of in the world and

54:19

it's go and get this . He needs some medicine

54:22

, you need to break these trees to get your comeback

54:24

. Then you find a resistance base , then

54:27

you get a base and then you go out on a mission to break a

54:29

tart and after about two hours I was just like is

54:32

this what it's just gonna be for the whole game , just going

54:34

out and getting this and going out , and

54:36

I just thought , um , yeah

54:38

, I think I need more than

54:40

ever now . He's forbidden west now , I think

54:43

.

54:43

They call that the Ubisoft formula . It's

54:46

the same thing . Watch Dogs is the same thing

54:48

as Far Cry . Yeah .

54:51

And that's the thing that's making my

54:54

niche rattle together about

54:56

Outlaws . I

54:58

really want that to be good , but it's

55:02

basically going to be Avatar with a Star Wars

55:04

skin . It's basically going to be all their other stuff . I think you're going to be Avatar with a Star Wars

55:06

skin . It's basically going to be all their other stuff .

55:07

I think you're going to be right the

55:09

thing is .

55:10

I've started to see on the periphery some good

55:12

things being said about how it's actually

55:14

okay , but it's

55:17

a bit of a hot mess of loads of different ideas

55:19

and then that's maybe what's kind of holding

55:22

it back . It's a bit of a patchwork quilt which

55:24

you know , if

55:28

you find the kind of subsystem within

55:30

the game that you're into and you're into that little subsystem , you know what

55:32

it can rock . Look at me , assassin's Creed

55:34

3 , probably my favourite one and

55:37

I think that ship element

55:39

of it , which wasn't pivotal to the main story

55:41

, if memory serves , ended up being my

55:43

favourite element of the game . I

55:49

think that element of it is better than black flag in its entirety .

55:51

I don't care what anybody says , I will face

55:53

you down in the street . Um so if anyone's going to argue about ss's

55:55

creed that fiercely listen

55:58

.

55:59

I don't know why , but I would die on a hill for three

56:01

. Every what , every other . Every other game they

56:03

did I'm not even interested in , like

56:05

Black Flag . I grinded through that

56:07

like a dirty dog . I

56:09

didn't see anything that anybody

56:11

had sort of hyped up for being an enjoyable

56:14

aspect of it . Three came

56:16

in quiet American Revolution bait

56:18

and switch on the character at the beginning .

56:23

George , just be honest . Just

56:25

say you're ready to move over here . You

56:28

love baseball . Ac3 is your favorite

56:30

. You're , you're ready to to wave

56:32

to the american flag .

56:33

Man , to be honest when

56:36

I was at the baseball over the weekend I caught sight

56:38

of myself and I thought I look more american than

56:40

half of these americans . Yeah , probably

56:43

so . I promise I'm like

56:45

that sort of Iowa farmer

56:47

kind of . Look to me . I'm out there

56:49

on a great

56:51

big , stupid , ridiculously sized big tractor

56:54

pulling like four acres of plow behind me

56:56

. You're UCP George

56:59

III . Randy

57:01

, I

57:03

ain't messing around RGT . My goddamn

57:06

name will be randy , absolutely

57:08

all day long .

57:08

Randy mctruffle , the third

57:11

junior and now mctruffle

57:13

, is where you lost us . It's randy . If

57:15

you were having the name randy , your name would be jim

57:17

bob randy .

57:19

Jim bob right that

57:21

sounds like the description

57:23

of a horny teenager oh

57:26

, randy Jim Bob oh

57:28

, randy Jim Bob , again look at him . Trousers around

57:30

his ankles , bottom side on his hand . He just fell

57:33

over and cracked his head open on the roundabout

57:35

so , rgt , can I give

57:37

you some advice here ?

57:40

did you pay for Avatar or did

57:42

you rent it ?

57:43

no , it was a

57:45

present from my wife for my birthday .

57:48

Okay , okay , Be gentle Seth

57:50

.

57:50

No , no , I think that's completely understandable

57:53

. What I was going to say is next time you want to

57:55

try an Ubisoft game like

57:58

, spend the $20 a month to

58:00

do the Ubisoft Plus thing that

58:02

they have . So they have Ubisoft Plus , which is

58:04

basically their version of Game

58:06

Pass and play

58:09

everything you want , and cancel after a month

58:11

, and then you know . So

58:13

that's what a lot of people did with

58:15

earlier this year .

58:16

I think we've already got that roped in , haven't we , as

58:18

part of the premium tier ? I know

58:20

EA's on there and it seems to be full

58:22

.

58:23

Oh no , I think you're right . I think Ubisoft

58:25

is on there .

58:29

I don't think Avatar is , because I think it's still pay , and I don't

58:31

know whether Avatar is part of the Ubisoft Games

58:33

Pass .

58:34

if I'm honest no , not yet . So

58:36

Games Pass with Ubisoft . I think they have a one-year

58:39

clause , so after

58:41

one year it pretty much pops up . But

58:49

with Ubisoft Plus you can connect the Ubisoft Plus account with your Xbox

58:51

account .

58:51

I've done that , yeah , so basically , I

58:53

was collecting bizarre points off of the old Assassin's

58:56

Creed games as I went through and ended up being

58:58

able to buy a skin for Assassin's

59:01

Creed . What's the one in Paris

59:03

? It's actually really good .

59:06

Unity Syndicate or Unity yeah .

59:08

I ended up buying skins in Unity with

59:10

what I'd kind of scraped

59:12

out of the PS3 versions

59:15

of Assassin's Creed 1 , all

59:17

the way through Rogue as well .

59:19

An absolute desperate little man so

59:22

that's a cheaper way of like say , you don't

59:24

want to pay the $70 later

59:26

this year for star wars outlaws , just pay your 20

59:28

because it's automatically going to be on there . But

59:30

it's going to be on there that

59:33

they said day one , so I'm

59:35

, unless they change their mind and throw

59:37

that out of the window .

59:38

They said , like all , their day one , ubisoft

59:40

, things are going to be on there , so it's like I

59:43

usually do that with EA play

59:45

, you pay four pound for the month and

59:47

then they get the first 10 hours of the

59:49

AFC for for the free

59:51

Look at this dude Look at this dude

59:53

. And then cancel and it carries on when you actually

59:55

get the game . So I just do that , just get a headstart

59:58

and play early month early .

1:00:00

But I did that with Madden as well . But

1:00:02

yeah , so

1:00:04

I'm curious , George , where have you been playing ? Besides

1:00:06

, you know , Anno .

1:00:08

Sorry , I've still got two games left . Oh , my bad , sorry

1:00:10

, I'm sorry , I'm sorry , my bad .

1:00:13

He absorbs the limelight , doesn't he ? No

1:00:16

?

1:00:16

honestly , there was one good game

1:00:18

after all this I played , and it was Roller

1:00:20

Drone .

1:00:22

Oh , so fun .

1:00:28

That's roller drone . Oh , so fun . That's pretty cool . Actually I've had sort of 15

1:00:30

20 minutes .

1:00:31

Yeah , that's very well made good going that , really enjoying that . I felt like the tutorial was a little

1:00:33

bit obnoxious . Yeah

1:00:35

, it was like it really made

1:00:37

you play it , didn't it ? It's like god

1:00:39

, I think I might learn it quicker just playing the game , but I

1:00:41

can't even get there and I said it was

1:00:43

the first tutorial in a while since driver

1:00:46

.

1:00:46

Probably that made me think like , oh my god , I'm ever

1:00:48

gonna get yeah

1:00:51

, no , I I did feel that I

1:00:53

was sort of playing through it and enjoying

1:00:55

it so much . Suddenly the tutorial was over

1:00:57

and I was in the first competition and playing

1:01:00

, and I think I'm don't know where I am

1:01:02

now , but halfway through I think it's getting

1:01:04

tough , but it's so good , it's really addictive

1:01:06

and that's something that , um , because

1:01:08

we work scheduled at the moment , I can jump on for half

1:01:10

an hour .

1:01:11

Controls well .

1:01:12

Controls very well . Um . Took a lot

1:01:14

of inspiration from other games and really works

1:01:16

. Pays off . Really good , um .

1:01:19

And finally , close the studio down

1:01:21

. I was looking that up just now . I was just like was that

1:01:23

the studio that you got closed down , like last week ?

1:01:28

I hate that . Let's face it it's

1:01:30

a well put together game and it's certainly got its column inches when it launched

1:01:32

. But you know , financially it

1:01:35

didn't do the money .

1:01:37

No , no , but I mean I

1:01:40

felt like it at least had a shot though , because

1:01:42

I think they put that on PlayStation Plus way

1:01:45

too quickly though .

1:01:46

That's what I've downloaded it from . Downloaded

1:01:49

it from Plus .

1:01:50

So what's this last little gem

1:01:52

?

1:01:52

Well , this sort of sums up where I've been

1:01:54

with my gaming at the moment , and you two will find it hilarious

1:01:57

. So my gaming fun .

1:01:59

Emlyn Hughes' Soccer .

1:02:01

No , it dropped down to me with the Switch

1:02:03

laying on the bill bowman's rugby playing

1:02:05

sonic cd on sonic

1:02:08

origins is what I was playing , what

1:02:10

the hell yeah as

1:02:13

soon as I heard sonic , I was like man , this man's

1:02:15

, this man needs something .

1:02:16

He needs something bad an anima , anima

1:02:18

, even playing it on the switch oh

1:02:21

yeah , sonic origins .

1:02:22

That's another one um

1:02:24

. Rgt got me for my birthday .

1:02:26

Great game .

1:02:26

Wonderful game , yeah , best ever . But

1:02:30

I had very little memories of Sonic CD . So

1:02:33

I thought , well , I'm going to throw a Sonic CD up and out and

1:02:35

play that . So I've actually been quite enjoying

1:02:37

it . But yeah , it's just . I

1:02:39

got to that point where I thought there's nothing

1:02:41

else to play . I'm just going to play Sonic . I know it sounds

1:02:44

terrible and there's nothing else to play , because there is

1:02:46

, but nothing is grabbing me . So

1:02:48

I think it's going to have to finally be Forbidden

1:02:51

. West next week needs

1:02:54

something to pull me out of the funk , I think

1:02:56

yeah , you can get .

1:02:58

You can play that in anticipation for Lego

1:03:00

Horizon oh

1:03:02

wow , can

1:03:05

you ?

1:03:05

get me one of those baseball organs because

1:03:08

I could have been like

1:03:11

forbidden west . I'm excited now that you've

1:03:14

finished the first one , I think that , and

1:03:16

you've had quite the palate cleansers

1:03:18

. I think you're ready for that and I think you are

1:03:20

gonna get absolutely fished

1:03:23

in . I'm a bit nervous about

1:03:25

you not enjoying Avatar , because those

1:03:27

games are very similar .

1:03:31

There's a quality difference though .

1:03:33

There is a quality difference .

1:03:34

I'm sorry , the original . I mean , how old

1:03:36

is Horizon ? The first one now , what's

1:03:39

that ? Six , seven years , Seven years , yeah . Well , again

1:03:41

looking at the timeline of PS4 to .

1:03:44

PS5 , we wouldn't have had horizon

1:03:46

by now either ? No , she's .

1:03:48

That's crazy that first one is

1:03:50

a way better put together game than

1:03:52

avatar . I mean , they're

1:03:54

not on the same in same ballpark

1:03:57

, so oh yeah , I think I know what to expect

1:03:59

from forbidden west . I'm just looking

1:04:01

forward to the graphic upgrade and how you know

1:04:03

from what I've seen trailers and from what you've said , how

1:04:05

pretty it looks . Um , yeah , I'm

1:04:07

all in . I think I need this now .

1:04:09

So it's good . I . I mean

1:04:11

, I've maybe talked about this on the show

1:04:13

and I've talked about it to you off air

1:04:15

, but I got that game

1:04:17

the day it launched , installed it

1:04:19

and then didn't stop playing it until

1:04:22

I remember you hitting that hard . I played it all . I played , remember

1:04:24

you hitting that hard . I

1:04:26

played it all that Friday night . I played it all Saturday

1:04:28

, all Sunday bar for

1:04:30

two hours all Monday

1:04:32

. I had that game pretty

1:04:35

much done in a week and

1:04:37

it's not a small game . No it's

1:04:39

beefy . I went all

1:04:41

at it . I was a bit disappointed by the burning

1:04:43

shores , but then again I do find that

1:04:46

the DLC for horizon

1:04:49

games seems to come just a bit too

1:04:51

late . You kind of worked yourself out

1:04:53

the game . You've put it down , you've played

1:04:55

some other stuff . You've lost that muscle memory

1:04:57

, cause by the time you get to the end of forbidden West you're

1:05:00

doing some pretty out there stuff and

1:05:02

you're facing some pretty big

1:05:05

stuff

1:05:08

. Yeah , the enemies doing some pretty out there stuff and you're facing some pretty big stuff

1:05:10

. Yeah , enemies , there's definitely some . You're gonna have to use all of your different materials within

1:05:12

your arrows and your traps and all that sort of good

1:05:14

stuff . You've really got to be on it . And

1:05:16

then burning shores landed and I

1:05:18

was super excited because I'd really enjoyed

1:05:20

the world and I got into it much like I did

1:05:22

frozen wilds and it was like oh my god

1:05:24

, am I holding the ? Am I holding the controller upside

1:05:26

down ? What's happened to me ? I can't play this

1:05:29

. You had curb stomped , oh

1:05:31

my , everything was apex as well

1:05:33

in burning yeah , especially the frogs

1:05:35

man . Ah , we've spoken

1:05:37

about those on air , those frogs . The design's

1:05:40

amazing , but I absolutely hated them

1:05:42

. If I knew where they lived , I'd poison their food

1:05:44

but

1:05:46

yeah , I'm excited for you , rgt

1:05:49

, because I think , I think forbidden west is probably

1:05:51

the most underrated triple a game this

1:05:53

year , I mean of this generation oh

1:05:55

, they had the misfortune of launching at the same

1:05:57

time as elden elden ring

1:05:59

and the shame for that

1:06:02

is and no disrespect , because I know a lot

1:06:04

of people that I care for very deeply jumped

1:06:06

straight on the Elden Ring train or got

1:06:08

Horizon and then dropped it like a hot stone

1:06:10

to jump on Elden Ring and never came back and

1:06:12

I kind of knew at that moment

1:06:14

Elden Ring probably wasn't for me right then

1:06:16

. I've kind of been dabbling with it , which we'll get to

1:06:18

, but it

1:06:21

was such a great game and

1:06:25

it got literally stomped into the ground next to . Everyone went crazy for that . Even casuals

1:06:28

went and got Elden Ring and we're talking about

1:06:30

it around the water cooler where I was sat

1:06:32

talking to myself in the mirror about

1:06:35

Horizon Forbidden West , because no one else was

1:06:37

talking about it , I was thinking how can , how

1:06:39

are people ignoring this like this ?

1:06:42

This is the game we've been wanting . I

1:06:45

felt the exact same way and then like , um

1:06:47

, it's a shame , because the first game got the same treatment , with

1:06:49

um breath of the wild it did where

1:06:51

it just got completely swallowed

1:06:54

by the magnet , magnetism

1:06:56

of that game and I was like , no , no

1:06:58

horizon , you're gonna get horizon doll over

1:07:00

again . It became a verb .

1:07:05

Sadly Is it my turn now

1:07:07

Can . I talk about video games .

1:07:09

Yep certainly can .

1:07:10

Okay , what have I been playing ? I've been

1:07:13

playing the original Like a Dragon

1:07:15

. I'm over six . He's kind of

1:07:17

been my . I don't mention it every week

1:07:19

because it's something that's constantly going on in the

1:07:21

background . It's not issuing it's the first one

1:07:23

I've got Isshin on the shelf , but I refuse

1:07:25

to get to Bill on me and the FIFA and the UFC . Yeah , I refuse

1:07:27

to get to the next one until , because I've been an

1:07:30

avid fan of the story to this point and I

1:07:32

damn refuse to let it beat me . Rather

1:07:34

than I beat , you know , I want to beat . No , hang on a minute

1:07:36

. Anyway , that's

1:07:50

totally thrown me . To be honest , man , it

1:07:53

looks like through .

1:07:54

RGT as well .

1:07:55

Yakuza like a dragon

1:07:57

, whatever you call it . I'm really enjoying it . But

1:07:59

I checked my save file . I'm 60 hours deep

1:08:01

on this bad boy and I don't even think I'm halfway

1:08:03

through . I'm liking

1:08:06

all the side stuff . I'm liking all

1:08:08

the bits . I'm loving the stories

1:08:10

, as always the sort of sub stories

1:08:12

I've

1:08:16

found

1:08:18

lots of little bits , I can get my meat into .

1:08:20

By the way , I beat Like a Dragon about 90

1:08:22

hours . I think is when I rolled

1:08:24

credit . So it is a meaty game .

1:08:27

Oh , some two thirds of the way through . That

1:08:29

does give me some hope . I was speaking to Rowspacemunk in the Discord and he was like

1:08:32

it's a big game . I was

1:08:34

like I know this . Now I

1:08:36

really like although it's

1:08:38

not as deep as you kind of want it to be Ichiban

1:08:40

Holdings is like one of my favorite things , that's

1:08:43

so fun , so fun . Two

1:08:45

minutes . I'm going , I'm doing it and

1:08:48

holding down R2 just to sort of fast

1:08:50

forward , as they kind of work through the monies

1:08:53

and , like you know , it's

1:08:55

perfect , it's charming

1:08:57

, it really is . Yeah , it's got

1:08:59

that Yakuza-ness to it . I'm

1:09:01

still not completely sold on

1:09:03

the turn-based . I used

1:09:05

to find the actual fighting easier

1:09:08

because you could go in . I've talked about this on

1:09:10

air so I won't labour the point . But you could go in with

1:09:12

a million stamina royales in your pocket

1:09:14

and even if you weren't the right level , you could

1:09:16

literally just slowly beat

1:09:18

this dude , whatever boss it was

1:09:20

. You could beat him into the ground . With the

1:09:22

turn based that is not

1:09:24

happening . You've got to be the right like . So it's a proper

1:09:27

jrpg in that regard . You've got to be the right

1:09:29

level , you've got a and

1:09:31

the whole job specialization thing . To

1:09:33

me it's like oh god , gosh , you know what ? Add

1:09:35

another layer of complication if you want . Um

1:09:38

, you know see I love that

1:09:40

. I absolutely love that . Like you're changing

1:09:42

your job specialization , you're changing the job specialization

1:09:45

of the other people in your team , then you've got to level

1:09:47

the job specialization up . Then you've got to level

1:09:49

your weapon up , with all that niff-naff and traffic

1:09:51

trivia you've been around . Then you've

1:09:53

got to go see the weapon dude and he's got better

1:09:55

weapons and it's like , oh , when does this ever

1:09:58

end ? Whereas back

1:10:00

in the old school I could go in , rest

1:10:03

the controller on my leg and absolutely

1:10:05

annihilate the buttons and

1:10:08

it would normally result in me coming away

1:10:10

the victor feeling like I'd

1:10:12

lost . I'd got carpal tunnel and I'd lost

1:10:14

feeling in my fingers , but I didn't care . There

1:10:18

was that moment where you could turn it round

1:10:20

quickly , pause , go into

1:10:22

the sub menu , drink a stamina royale

1:10:24

and get back in there and do it all over again

1:10:26

. Now you kind of got to wait for

1:10:28

your turn or you've got to put them in . If you

1:10:30

play an auto , you've got to put them in a healing phase

1:10:32

. The in auto , you've got to put them in a healing phase . The AI isn't really good enough

1:10:34

. So you kind of the AI's good

1:10:36

enough , I suppose , in a street brawl , but

1:10:39

if you get into a boss battle . You've got to

1:10:41

live and make every single

1:10:43

move of your turn count

1:10:45

. You've got to be precise , yeah , you've

1:10:48

got to be right on it , and you've also got to

1:10:50

very quickly work out what these

1:10:52

guys Achilles heels are , cause quite often

1:10:54

you'll smash up against them like a , like

1:10:56

a tsunami against a cliff , and

1:10:59

it's every move you're pulling out

1:11:01

. It's like resist , resist

1:11:03

, resist . It's like what is

1:11:05

going to destabilize these guys . And

1:11:07

then one of the sub characters you'll do one of

1:11:09

their sort of out there moves and it'll put them into

1:11:12

a state of confusion or something , and then you

1:11:14

can really rally on these guys and start wailing

1:11:17

on them . But yeah , it's interesting

1:11:19

. I mean , it's certainly kind of boned

1:11:21

up my jrpg skills again in

1:11:24

a sort of pantheon . I didn't really want to be boning

1:11:26

them up in . You know , it's certainly got the persona

1:11:28

hat out and it's been like , oh crikey , I thought I was

1:11:30

playing yakuza , but now I'm 60

1:11:33

hours deep on a traditional JRPG

1:11:35

. I just want my life back .

1:11:37

It feels like Persona 5.5 .

1:11:39

It really does ? In that regard , it does

1:11:42

, but do you know what ? I'm enjoying it ? So I've always . For

1:11:45

probably most of this year I've just been quietly

1:11:47

grinding away on that . This

1:11:50

will make you laugh Once you beat the holdings , by the way this will make you laugh Once you beat the Holdings .

1:11:52

by the way . Like the game gets astronomically

1:11:54

easier because you become so rich that

1:11:57

, like a lot of the top gear , you can just buy , and

1:11:59

then that auto battles become a lot easier as

1:12:01

well . Yeah , well .

1:12:03

I'm I'm within the last

1:12:05

throes of being the top company

1:12:07

. I've do you know what as well ? I've really enjoyed

1:12:09

the sub story of that whole business arc

1:12:11

. You

1:12:15

know , where you're kind of like , there's a guy who's been running this sort of cartel

1:12:18

really , and he's been throwing these obstacles

1:12:20

in your way in terms of the shareholder

1:12:22

meetings and then it's , you know , these people

1:12:24

are actually in league with this dude and , yeah

1:12:27

, again , the storytelling in the game is

1:12:29

still

1:12:31

top tier .

1:12:34

Finish that off , because you do unlock a really cool

1:12:36

character afterwards that you can use in battle .

1:12:40

Yes , it

1:12:43

becomes easier afterwards . Well before I even move

1:12:46

on to issuing , I've got to play the man who erased

1:12:48

his name , which is digital only in the UK

1:12:50

. I was looking , I was toying with the idea

1:12:52

of getting a physical from PlayAsia , but I've

1:12:55

got every other physical release , so I'm probably

1:12:57

going to end up going down that road , but

1:13:00

I'll get the digital initially . I'm

1:13:03

quite excited for that because I believe it's only

1:13:05

about a 20-hour game , so that's going

1:13:07

to be a nice , almost palate cleanser

1:13:09

. This

1:13:11

is the one that was going to make you laugh . I've been playing Hell

1:13:13

. As soon as Portal comes out

1:13:15

, george Ghost grabs the gen previous

1:13:18

to the gen that he's got . So he's gone deep

1:13:21

. On the Vita he's got himself . I mean

1:13:23

, I had Helldivers before and I always

1:13:25

used to fritter around with it , I suppose

1:13:27

towards the end . But I'm all

1:13:29

in on it again now Helldivers 1 . On

1:13:38

the Vita , only on it again now . Helldivers one on the vita only . I'm not gonna play anywhere else

1:13:40

. Um , that's still enjoyable . The community is still really active for it . It's just

1:13:42

a nice little thing to have um been playing

1:13:45

helldivers 2 , jumped into

1:13:47

a mission with og tom , had

1:13:49

just a just a nice bit of old school

1:13:52

chat with him while we played . I

1:13:55

don't normally go on headset , but I

1:13:57

kind of saw that more as like a phone call , you

1:13:59

know , to a family member A sick

1:14:02

, poorly little , weirdo family member

1:14:04

, but you know , still

1:14:06

a family member . And what else have I been playing

1:14:08

? I

1:14:11

think that's probably it . To be honest , I've

1:14:14

still got Uncharted 4 , another playthrough

1:14:16

to finish . I've still got

1:14:18

. I really need to kind

1:14:20

of dust off Alan Wake 2 and just get

1:14:22

that last third of the game finished . There's

1:14:25

nothing wrong with it at all . It's just kind

1:14:28

of propped up at the wrong time and

1:14:32

F1

1:14:35

Manage is probably going to get deleted

1:14:37

. It's not the latest one . I've talked about this a couple

1:14:39

of episodes ago . It's like last year's version

1:14:42

, but it's so similar to the first . I've

1:14:44

tried to grind through another couple of grand prixs , but

1:14:46

I'm so done with it .

1:14:48

Um you just burned yourself out .

1:14:50

Huh , it's just so similar to

1:14:52

the first one . I should have just carried on playing that . Um , it's

1:14:54

a shame because it's just so similar to the first one . I should have just carried on playing that

1:14:56

. It's a shame because there's nothing fundamentally wrong for the game

1:14:58

, but as a yearly upgrade which is how they're

1:15:00

doing it now every year the new one

1:15:02

comes out , like EA or FC

1:15:05

or FIFA or whatever it's called , or

1:15:10

MLB even , which , I'll confess to you now , the latest MLB

1:15:13

looks great from an aesthetic point of view

1:15:15

. The menu is beautiful , the additions

1:15:17

to the gameplay that they've made are great , but

1:15:19

sadly it's too

1:15:22

many years on the bounce of mlb

1:15:24

for me to really even get out of triple

1:15:26

a . I'm like um , this

1:15:30

is , and every

1:15:32

year you kind of got to wipe your progress of

1:15:34

your previous game . Some of the old MLBs

1:15:36

, let you carry on . Import your character . These

1:15:39

new ones , since we've had the PS5

1:15:41

, that's a big no-no . So

1:15:43

every time you got to recreate yourself

1:15:45

, scan your face , you start yourself up

1:15:47

as this plucky 18-year-old again . It's

1:15:50

like maybe I've got some actual

1:15:53

physical time off at the back end of July

1:15:55

into August . Maybe at that point

1:15:57

, you know , I can maybe just unwind

1:15:59

into it . I still love the game , as

1:16:02

in baseball , and I do have a still like

1:16:05

the biggest soft spot for MLB

1:16:07

the gaming franchise . I think

1:16:09

it's great . But next

1:16:11

year maybe if I don't play

1:16:13

this one as much , because normally I'm

1:16:15

hundreds of hours in on a career mode road

1:16:17

to the show , but this year nowhere

1:16:20

near , and I'm wondering if I can just

1:16:22

sort of maybe not go as deep

1:16:24

this year . I can just sort of have it on

1:16:26

the periphery that next year

1:16:28

mlb 25 or

1:16:30

4 , whatever which way it rounds goes with the yearly

1:16:33

connotation . I can't remember . It's just one big MLB

1:16:35

game to me , but I'm hoping that I'm going

1:16:37

to arrive at that and be like , yes , something

1:16:40

new . They definitely need to refresh the pitcher

1:16:42

game . I know everyone rocks up to play MLB

1:16:45

just to hit big home runs and be the

1:16:47

big . Yeah , I'm the judge , but

1:16:49

I'll be honest

1:16:51

with you , I'm not into that . I'm into

1:16:54

the whole sort of pitcher . Slow

1:16:56

the pitch clock hasn't helped , but you know , slowing

1:16:58

the game down , doing the pitches , getting

1:17:00

some dirty inside-outside pitches

1:17:03

, you know just… the minutia of baseball

1:17:05

, the real grit of baseball

1:17:07

, it's not just to turn up and go wow

1:17:09

, mate , you hit the ball wheel far . There's

1:17:13

so much more going on at a granular

1:17:15

level in a game of baseball that really you can only

1:17:17

appreciate from the pitcher's

1:17:19

point of view . So , yeah

1:17:22

, that's due a definite rework

1:17:24

, the changes they've made to the menu and road

1:17:26

to the show . When you know classic

1:17:28

road to the show , you would always be in your changing

1:17:30

room sat there , you know , scratching your balls

1:17:32

, waiting for your next match . Now you could be on a

1:17:35

coach , you could be on a plane , you

1:17:40

could be in the team room , you could be in your

1:17:42

own bedroom , like those little things . It didn't cost them anything

1:17:44

to do , but it's added so much more variety to those inter-match

1:17:46

interstitials that it's like , oh

1:17:49

, I'm not even in the big

1:17:51

leagues getting the podcasts and the TV

1:17:53

shows and all that sort of AAA

1:17:55

extravaganza and it already

1:17:57

still feels pretty good . So

1:18:00

, yeah , I'm excited , hopefully

1:18:03

for next year and , like I say , a

1:18:05

bit more spare time on my hands to just mindlessly

1:18:08

plump away several

1:18:10

hundred hours into a baseball

1:18:12

career mode . Yeah

1:18:19

, I think I'll be ready in in 12 months time . Um , gentlemen , that

1:18:21

probably brings to the end my

1:18:23

, my gaming activity and

1:18:25

now we must pull on what

1:18:28

I call the big boy trousers . I'm

1:18:30

gonna button up my button down , pull

1:18:33

the tie up around my neck , as

1:18:36

I ask you , gentlemen , to look all journalistic

1:18:38

in what you're doing , because it's time for the news . I

1:18:45

don't you know that to me sounded newsy

1:18:48

, but well , the fans quite

1:18:50

retro but it was newsy if

1:18:53

you're below a certain age

1:18:55

, you might need to know that that's the sound

1:18:58

of the news wire coming in . We've scaled the very

1:19:00

darkest region of the internet to bring you the latest stories

1:19:02

first up . Ps digs

1:19:04

deep into its back

1:19:06

catalogue . This is quite the mouthful , but I'm going to go

1:19:08

for it . Are you ready ? Platform fans , rest

1:19:10

assured knowing that from 18th of June , you'll be able

1:19:12

to play every oh

1:19:15

, I'm going for punishments

1:19:17

Every single mainline

1:19:19

Jak and Daxter game on PS5 and PS4

1:19:21

, the release of the PSP platformer Daxter

1:19:24

. I will stand by this

1:19:26

, arguably one of the best entries

1:19:28

in the series . We'll round out the selection with Jak

1:19:30

and Daxter , the Precursor Legacy , jak 2

1:19:32

, jak 3 , jak X , combat Racing , already available . Jak selection with jack and dax of

1:19:34

the precursor legacy , jack 2 , jack 3 , jack x , combat racing , already available

1:19:37

. Jack and dax of the lost frontier . The

1:19:39

psp and ps2 epilogue , which

1:19:41

is actually super

1:19:43

hard to find on ps2 , not

1:19:45

so bad on psp , almost literally

1:19:47

impossible on ps2 launched

1:19:50

earlier this year , should be noted . The original trilogy

1:19:52

, along with jack x combat , combat Racing , are still tied

1:19:54

to Sony's old PS2 emulator , meaning

1:19:56

they don't play as well as they

1:19:58

necessarily should . Earlier

1:20:01

in the PS4 generation . The Japanese giant

1:20:03

ported a select number of PS2 titles to its

1:20:05

current-gen console , but the emulation

1:20:07

was sloppy and lacked quality and life improvements

1:20:09

. The firm's new PS2 emulator debuted

1:20:12

alongside the likes of Sky , sly

1:20:14

Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus , or

1:20:16

literally Sly as we would know

1:20:19

him . It includes quick saves and rewinds , so it's great

1:20:21

to see all the Jak and Daxter titles readily

1:20:23

available on current hardware . This is

1:20:25

the kind of preservation we want . We

1:20:27

also suspect all of the Sly Cooper games

1:20:29

will eventually make their way across , and we'd love

1:20:31

to see the Ratchet Clank series

1:20:33

follow , especially the larger Overlook

1:20:36

spin-off and I like

1:20:38

this one as well Secret Agent Clank

1:20:40

, which very few have actually played

1:20:42

. Now , off the back of this

1:20:44

, boys , let's

1:20:47

go old school Bonus . Bonus

1:20:52

news you probably

1:20:54

never played Ghost Hunter . Me and RGT are big fans of this game . Bonus news you probably never played Ghost

1:20:56

Hunter . Me and RGT are big fans of this game

1:20:59

. I saw this bit of news and thought

1:21:01

you are going to be all over this this

1:21:03

this was the

1:21:05

sort of game that made you wonder why you were

1:21:07

buying a PS3 back in the back in

1:21:09

the day . The visuals , the textures

1:21:12

, everything that Ghost Hunter is pumping

1:21:14

out on PS2 is phenomenal . Developed

1:21:16

by Cambridge Studio , the UK-based team

1:21:18

that would later be renamed Guerrilla Cambridge

1:21:21

, before being shut down following

1:21:23

the release of the PS Vita's excellent Killzone

1:21:25

Mercenary . I don't think that's what killed them . I

1:21:27

think RIGS VR killed them . If I'm honest

1:21:29

with you , it was published in the United States by

1:21:31

namco , such as was the mistreatment

1:21:33

of the title title by platform holder sony

1:21:35

. But it's actually a great little game , coming

1:21:38

to ps5 and ps4 as part of the ps premium

1:21:40

from the 18th of june . Now

1:21:43

the game is effectively a third person

1:21:45

shooter , although it's somewhat of a prehistoric one

1:21:47

. The title predates resident evil 4

1:21:49

and gears of war , so the combat is fiddly

1:21:51

and archaic . Movement Movement is ridiculously

1:21:54

restricted . While you're aiming , combat sees

1:21:56

you weakening ghosts before capturing them with

1:21:59

Ghostbusters style traps

1:22:01

and ecto-wands , for want of

1:22:03

a better word . But there's more to it . You can also control

1:22:05

a spirit to solve puzzles or lure

1:22:07

phantoms into specific positions . While

1:22:10

it received middling reviews at launch , this was

1:22:12

a forward thinking title with excellent presentation

1:22:14

, and it's one , ultimately , a lot of people

1:22:16

overlooked . The North American version was updated

1:22:19

to include a number of gameplay improvements and fixes

1:22:21

God damn , you , damn

1:22:23

, yankees . Compared to its European

1:22:25

counterpart , we've been struggling on with , quite

1:22:28

honestly , control-wise

1:22:30

treacle . This

1:22:33

is obviously a time when patches couldn't be issued , because

1:22:35

whatever shipped on the disc is what you

1:22:37

got , but we'd recommend this , given a go . To be

1:22:39

honest , it's one of the best looking PS2 titles upon

1:22:41

its release and still got lots

1:22:43

of interesting ideas , despite its ancient

1:22:45

and inconsistent gameplay . A single

1:22:47

playthrough will take you 10 hours , so you've got

1:22:49

the time and you're curious about

1:22:52

the subject matter and story , be sure

1:22:54

to check it out Now . Rgt , I

1:22:56

know there's

1:22:59

a lot of news to cover here , but basically I want to get

1:23:01

balls deep with Seb . Seb , have

1:23:03

you played Ghost Hunter ? Are you aware of it ? Is it on your

1:23:05

periphery ? Have you ever seen it before ? Or

1:23:09

is this a game that's got you going ? Hang

1:23:11

hold on . Hold my spectral

1:23:13

pint here , a second pal while I pick

1:23:15

up this ancient-looking control pad and

1:23:18

get myself a little bit ghost-huntery

1:23:20

.

1:23:21

See , I've heard of this game . I've never touched it . I

1:23:24

did not own a PS Vita until

1:23:27

later in life , so I didn't

1:23:29

get it . This is a PS2 . Oh , ps2

1:23:31

, my bad , yeah , but

1:23:33

no , I didn't touch this on the PS2

1:23:36

either . So I very much

1:23:38

, I'm glad game preservation

1:23:40

is coming through and I'm glad

1:23:43

the people who are jonesing

1:23:45

to replay this type of game is

1:23:47

going to be able to . But other than that , I

1:23:49

don't think I'm going to be touching this one . If I'm being honest

1:23:51

, there's too much out there right now .

1:23:54

I think it's good as well , because

1:23:56

with the new PS2 emulator you've got

1:23:58

your rewind as well and

1:24:00

a lot they've done with the PS1

1:24:03

titles they've been launching . I

1:24:05

have downloaded the

1:24:08

first Sly , which I think is just

1:24:10

Sly to us or Sly the Raccoon to us . I think it's

1:24:12

different .

1:24:12

I think it's Sly Raccoon to us , and

1:24:19

I think that our American cousins .

1:24:20

Oh , Sly Cooper , isn't it they call it .

1:24:21

Sly Cooper , thievius Raccoonus that's it

1:24:23

.

1:24:23

Yeah , so I have downloaded it . I've heard

1:24:25

good things . You've never

1:24:27

played Sly . No , I've downloaded

1:24:30

this one on the PS5 .

1:24:41

I downloaded this one on the ps5 . I've played slide back in the day , um , but I've heard good things about this um emulator with the rewind

1:24:43

and slightly improved textures and stuff . So I I don't know if it's true , but I've heard

1:24:45

that it's . It probably don't look that great , um , because obviously I

1:24:48

think the place where it looks best right now is probably

1:24:50

on that ps3 re-release

1:24:53

that went on the vita as well . Um

1:24:55

, the trilogy sly trilogy yeah

1:24:57

, was it called the h ? Sly hd ? They

1:25:00

, they batched hd , I believe . Yeah , games

1:25:02

, yeah , jack and daxter

1:25:04

sly . I think we even got

1:25:06

ratchet and clank .

1:25:07

Really , because that's that's on ps plus as well , which

1:25:09

is odd because you've got both , but I

1:25:11

suppose you're gaining with the rewind feature and

1:25:13

absolutely yeah

1:25:15

, but yeah , I'd be interested to give it a go so

1:25:18

I have a question how excited are

1:25:21

y'all to play astrobot later this year ?

1:25:24

I'm pumped for that yes , I can't my only

1:25:26

reservation , and me and rg talked about

1:25:28

this a couple of episodes ago and we'll

1:25:30

, we'll test the waters , we'll see what the cult has done

1:25:33

to you now . I

1:25:35

was excited to see it . I was , I was

1:25:37

kind of hyped , I'll be honest with

1:25:39

you , and when it showed up at the showcase

1:25:41

I was like yeah , yeah , yeah , we'll have

1:25:43

a piece of this . But having played

1:25:45

the playroom vr playroom

1:25:47

, uh , having played the

1:25:50

astrobot vr missions , having

1:25:53

played the PS5 launch

1:25:55

banger Astro Bot , a

1:25:58

lot of what I've already played , which

1:26:00

not everybody has played fair enough , is

1:26:04

in this game , from what I can see . So

1:26:07

it's going to be massive , according to them , the

1:26:09

biggest game they've ever made . So , no

1:26:11

doubt , recycling of ideas and textures

1:26:14

and bosses and things makes some level of sense

1:26:16

, especially if it's kind of a little

1:26:18

bit unknown to the mainstream .

1:26:20

And I think yeah , I think a lot of people's first time playing

1:26:22

it was on the PS5 . Because you either

1:26:25

played it on the VR , and if you didn't have the VR then

1:26:27

you sort of missed . So I suppose you

1:26:30

kind of missed those .

1:26:31

Yeah , they're sort of thinking it as their second

1:26:33

big game , the thing that

1:26:35

I wanted to ask you about Seb is

1:26:38

, in terms of spaceships , the

1:26:40

PS5 is the most butt-ugly

1:26:43

spaceship Every two rear-rits

1:26:45

retro blasters . Yeah , that

1:26:47

was a stretch and then fly into deep space

1:26:49

. What was your take on that ? Because , obviously , when

1:26:51

it came out of the sand without the faceplates

1:26:53

, the

1:26:58

PS5 looks pretty badass naked , with its fan hanging out . But as soon as it sort of booted

1:27:00

into space and the face plates attached and this

1:27:03

cumbersome white brick

1:27:05

clumsily made its way through this

1:27:07

warp portal , I was thinking , my God , boys

1:27:09

, you've really

1:27:11

blown the farm .

1:27:12

What was your thoughts on that

1:27:14

element . I I don't like that element

1:27:17

at all . I , I think that is . I

1:27:19

think it is ugly as a spaceship , for sure

1:27:21

it was a stretch to make

1:27:23

that look like a spaceship yeah , I

1:27:25

will . I will say the like him

1:27:27

actually like having a tie fighter , which

1:27:30

is basically the ps5 controller and

1:27:32

navigating like that is absolutely beautiful

1:27:35

. That was fire .

1:27:36

And considering the haptics we got from the first

1:27:39

game , to imagine that thing transforming

1:27:41

in your hands and you feeling the plates move and whatnot

1:27:43

, which is certainly within its capabilities to replicate

1:27:46

. I am very excited to see that

1:27:48

.

1:27:48

It's one thing sorry to go back , but

1:27:51

when I did play Avatar , it's one thing I will say

1:27:53

the haptics's not pretty good in that game

1:27:55

with the adaptive triggers for

1:27:57

. But that was the batman limit . But they did

1:27:59

incorporate that , which I didn't think they would , because

1:28:01

a lot of developers missed that .

1:28:03

So ubisoft does a good job at doing

1:28:05

that , though .

1:28:05

Yeah , just wait till you've played forbidden

1:28:08

west , till you talk to me about haptic

1:28:10

triggers .

1:28:11

Oh , pal for sure

1:28:13

, yeah , sorry , carry on

1:28:15

no , I was just gonna say I'm

1:28:17

like I'm hearing good things about astrobot . It's um

1:28:19

. They're saying they're gonna have um like playstation

1:28:21

themed bonus worlds as

1:28:23

well , and then they're also they're

1:28:26

probably looking at 80 different levels

1:28:28

in this game , so I think that's

1:28:31

that's well .

1:28:31

This is that we've not just heard this . I do believe

1:28:34

this is confirmed in hands-on previews . So

1:28:36

you know , give it to me

1:28:38

. I just and

1:28:40

there's nothing wrong with like a greatest hits montage

1:28:43

of some of your previous stages , but I

1:28:45

kind of want that to be on the very back

1:28:47

edge of minimum . I'll be honest

1:28:49

.

1:28:49

Well , george , to be honest , let's be . Let's be

1:28:52

serious here for a second . You remember ? Remember how no

1:28:54

one played the Wii U and

1:28:57

so the Switch just re-released all the Wii

1:29:00

U stuff .

1:29:00

No , don't do this , don't do this , don't

1:29:03

do this . Vr is the same way

1:29:05

. You don't like no one's playing it . My

1:29:08

other grip with Astro Bot is when

1:29:10

the VR launched , sony put out a statement

1:29:12

and I've been scouring the internet and I want someone

1:29:14

, maybe in the Discord , to find it for me . But every

1:29:17

game that we release going forward

1:29:19

is going to have a VR element . So when I heard Astro

1:29:22

Bot , I was like bam , cannot

1:29:24

wait to see . Even

1:29:26

if it's like Concrete Genie and it's hidden in

1:29:28

a submenu somewhere , you put the headset

1:29:30

on and you wave a bloody paintbrush around , I'll

1:29:35

take it .

1:29:36

Right now I'm starving so just like Pastor

1:29:38

. Longhorn tripped me into the

1:29:40

cult just like Pastor

1:29:42

Longhorn tripped me into the cult Pastor

1:29:45

.

1:29:45

Longhorn mumsy right down new

1:29:48

law .

1:29:49

New law Pastor .

1:29:52

Longhorn . Hey , I'm

1:29:54

Jeff , my boy , coming to

1:29:56

you on my knee .

1:29:57

I'll show you what a cult's all about

1:30:01

you have drinking the Kool-Aid

1:30:03

that is PlayStation VR . They

1:30:06

have lied to you two times

1:30:08

, two times in two separate generations

1:30:10

. They basically came out with a

1:30:12

VR component and they

1:30:14

haven't supported it .

1:30:15

The thing is , what gets me is , in

1:30:19

a way , right okay , last time I

1:30:21

got kicked in the ghoulies

1:30:23

like this by a business , it was Xbox with the

1:30:25

Kinect and I'll be honest with you , I never

1:30:27

felt so humiliated

1:30:29

in my life as that

1:30:31

guy that was clumsily stumbling around

1:30:33

his living room that he'd hastily rearranged so

1:30:35

the connect could even see his face , let alone

1:30:37

his hands . Um , to

1:30:40

get this thing playing now

1:30:42

I I ddt'd

1:30:44

that through a

1:30:48

flaming , exploding table covered in fluorescent

1:30:50

light tubes . I was that done with . It was like no

1:30:52

xbox , you've had your go now . That's

1:30:54

it , you're done . Sony

1:30:57

have kind of done it to me twice and I'm forgiving

1:30:59

them only because on

1:31:02

VR1 , I had some really standout

1:31:04

great experiences . On VR2

1:31:06

, I'll say this alone it's

1:31:09

a bit of a big ticket because you could probably

1:31:11

get a flight to somewhere quite gorgeous

1:31:13

in Europe and then go kayaking for real

1:31:16

. But kayak vr was worth

1:31:18

the entrance fee and I didn't need to get

1:31:20

wet , not like that . Uh

1:31:24

, I didn't need to get wet at

1:31:27

all and no man's

1:31:29

sky was the bridge that

1:31:32

shadowed between psvr1 and psvr2 and gave

1:31:34

me that warm feeling of like yeah , do you know what if I did ? And Sky was the bridge that shadowed between PSVR 1 and PSVR 2 and gave

1:31:36

me that warm feeling of like yeah , do you know

1:31:38

what ? If I did actually want to get stuck into

1:31:40

something ? There's a whole universe

1:31:43

to play through here , and

1:31:45

we've not even dusted off Resi

1:31:48

4 or Village in

1:31:50

terms of their VR modes as well . So

1:31:52

I mean , after Biohazard

1:31:55

in VR on VR1 , I mean enough's

1:31:57

enough . I mean , I don't mind a horror

1:31:59

game . I'm not someone that really gets that really

1:32:01

like scared by that . But in

1:32:03

VR , I don't care who you

1:32:05

are , that stuff is

1:32:08

terrifying .

1:32:09

Yeah , I'm a chicken , so I don't care In that Biohazard

1:32:11

game .

1:32:11

when that dude comes through the wall for the first time

1:32:14

, I literally I'd

1:32:16

only just eaten my sandwich and it was already

1:32:18

in my panties . I was like absolutely

1:32:25

terrifying . Uh

1:32:27

, and normally in the game you can kind of see

1:32:30

where a guy's gonna do a jump scare at you . You

1:32:32

know , the wall is kind of like a little

1:32:34

bit different texture . You're like , oh hey , started

1:32:36

a little bit yeah , there's a little bit of

1:32:38

going on here . Guys , are you kidding me

1:32:40

? Like ? Oh , here he is . I'm not scared

1:32:43

at all in vr , honestly

1:32:46

, this peripheral sound effect you know what was

1:32:48

that , what was this , what was

1:32:50

that ? And

1:32:52

I played it on the flat screen . He just ran down the corridor

1:32:54

play it on vr and I'm literally crawling

1:32:57

on my hands and knees terrified

1:32:59

. So there is a place for it . But yeah

1:33:01

, you're right , I've been done day two

1:33:03

times oh , for sure , for sure .

1:33:05

And to be fair , like I think vr

1:33:07

is a really cool concept

1:33:09

in games , I just don't . They

1:33:11

haven't shown you any respect as a vr gamer

1:33:14

especially when like any respect as a consumer

1:33:16

full stop oh no , for sure

1:33:18

not , especially considering like the two

1:33:20

bet , arguably the two best like titles

1:33:23

in vr today asgard's wrath

1:33:25

and um and half-life alex

1:33:27

aren't even available . Aren't even available on

1:33:29

this platform . And you paid what

1:33:31

? 500 or 600 for ?

1:33:33

this . I don't need you in here waving the books

1:33:35

about .

1:33:36

You know I'm not enough I think , I

1:33:38

think you can use the uh psvr2

1:33:40

for steam and steam oh , yeah , on pc

1:33:43

now , but your pc isn't that beefy enough

1:33:45

.

1:33:45

Yeah , but you need the adapter . You need the adapter

1:33:47

to make it work .

1:33:48

So it's gone . It's gone a little bit . The pc

1:33:50

boys are going to get hold of it . It's going to be a little little

1:33:52

bit like PSVR 1 with us with the breakout box

1:33:54

and all the other associated dribble . But

1:33:57

do you know what , in terms of a high def

1:34:00

VR headset that's

1:34:02

got some really nice bells and whistles in

1:34:04

it , they could do a hell of a lot worse

1:34:06

. I think if you're at the premium end of VR gaming

1:34:08

and you had the disposable income

1:34:10

and you were like , oh , actually I'll give this a try , I

1:34:12

don't think you'd be disappointed . The haptics in the

1:34:14

headset alone .

1:34:16

You know to simulate probably one of the most advanced

1:34:18

vr's there is sure in the market

1:34:20

yeah , outside of apple right

1:34:22

now .

1:34:23

Yeah , don't get me wrong , like the screens

1:34:25

probably could be better . I

1:34:27

suppose , in terms of if you've got money to literally

1:34:30

rinse , I'm sure there's something you could get . That would

1:34:32

be way better . And I know a lot of people

1:34:34

have moaned about the lenses and

1:34:38

the technology that's in the VR 2 . But

1:34:40

, to be honest , chuck the headset on and

1:34:43

I don't imagine there'd be many complaints

1:34:45

. Gentlemen

1:34:50

, what's this next bit of news ?

1:34:52

They came , they saw they

1:34:55

kicked its ass , but they

1:34:57

could have shown more Everyone

1:35:01

. It's time for the next news story . This

1:35:04

year's Xbox Gaming Showcase was

1:35:06

absolutely fantastic with the entire

1:35:08

two-hour runtime or

1:35:10

90-ish minutes if you exclude

1:35:12

the Call of Duty bit . But you know , most

1:35:14

of us did um , providing

1:35:16

some amazing reveals that

1:35:18

left us in absolute awe , and

1:35:21

apparently there was

1:35:23

more that could have been shown . Kind of funny's

1:35:25

. Host paris lily good guy , I met

1:35:27

him , by the way who has appeared on

1:35:30

xbox's showcase in the past

1:35:32

. Mentioned on the

1:35:34

rest was that Risteria . Risteria

1:35:37

yes era oh , reset era

1:35:39

, my bad reset era that he'd

1:35:41

spoken to multiple people at Xbox

1:35:44

about this , told you that showcase

1:35:46

was going to be good , he said . And

1:35:48

the wow thing is I had multiple

1:35:50

people at Xbox telling me there was so

1:35:52

much more that they could have shown , and Gamescom

1:35:55

is shaping up to be a big show

1:35:57

too . End quote . So

1:36:00

some of the games that we didn't see at the

1:36:02

Xbox showcase included Towerborn

1:36:04

, marvel's Blade , clockwork Revolution

1:36:07

, contraband , everwild and

1:36:09

a few others , and those are

1:36:11

just the first party titles that we

1:36:13

absolutely know about . Xbox

1:36:17

hadn't had a big showcase

1:36:19

at Gamescom for the past few years , so

1:36:21

here's hoping we might have another showcase

1:36:23

in store for us in late August

1:36:26

. In any case , there's

1:36:28

clarity a lot in the

1:36:30

pipeline at Xbox , bethesda

1:36:32

and Activision Blizzard right

1:36:34

now . So , gents , what

1:36:37

do you think about this story ?

1:36:38

I mean , we

1:36:40

talked at the beginning and you

1:36:43

know the Xbox Game Showcase

1:36:45

came along and I'll be honest with you

1:36:47

previously Sony had done

1:36:49

what we talked about . You can quote

1:36:51

it on air as saying by me and rgt

1:36:53

a good job . You know I

1:36:55

came off the showcase thinking , yeah , yeah

1:36:58

, that went , okay , I mean yeah , it's all right

1:37:00

yeah I expected there to be a little bit more

1:37:02

. I kind of wanted , maybe , a surprise . You

1:37:04

know , we had a few things lurking around in the background

1:37:06

that I expected to see . That didn't make

1:37:08

an appearance . It's like , okay , do you know

1:37:10

what ? They're just trying to keep their powder dry , keep

1:37:12

people's anticipation up . That's okay

1:37:15

. Maybe didn't want to drop just a CGI

1:37:17

trailer . So , yeah , okay

1:37:19

, fair enough . Then Xbox turned

1:37:21

up , opened its lunchbox and

1:37:24

they had everything in there

1:37:26

and it was . I'll be honest

1:37:28

with you , it was a pleasant surprise

1:37:31

. They managed to pull in not only their

1:37:33

own studios but some

1:37:35

of the periphery third-party studios that

1:37:38

also showed their games during

1:37:40

that time . That actually sort of swelled

1:37:42

it out and made it look good . Same with the playstation

1:37:45

showcase . There obviously are some tertiary titles

1:37:47

that are our multi-platform . But the

1:37:49

xbox showcase turned up and smashed it out

1:37:51

the park for me and I'm a bit of a nerd and

1:37:53

it's super boring . But that flight simulator

1:37:55

, I was into

1:37:58

it . But when that flight sim dropped I

1:38:00

was like oh yeah . But then when they

1:38:02

got to the jobs element , I was , oh

1:38:05

, my goodness , gracious me , I was moister

1:38:08

than moss on a spring morning . It was absolutely

1:38:10

beautiful to see it give me snow runner vibes . It give me farming sim vibes

1:38:12

. It give me everything . Um , so I'm intrigued to see . It gave me SnowRunner vibes . It gave me Farming

1:38:14

Sim vibes . It gave me everything . So I'm intrigued

1:38:17

to see what that holds . But

1:38:21

to think that they actually sat on stuff

1:38:23

is staggering

1:38:25

to me .

1:38:26

But is it staggering

1:38:28

when you think about how many

1:38:30

studios yeah , I

1:38:32

think all what's gone on as on as well , god

1:38:35

did they need this to be good ? And I think

1:38:37

well we've had shows

1:38:39

titled .

1:38:40

Xbox needs to show us something soon

1:38:42

. You know , yeah , xbox , where are the

1:38:44

exclusives ?

1:38:45

we've been begging them , it's been bad news

1:38:47

after bad news , and you know , up

1:38:49

till the recent interview , phil

1:38:51

sp Spencer disappeared , and then

1:38:54

clumsy interviews from Sarah

1:38:56

Bond . It was just , it

1:38:59

was a poor show from them and

1:39:02

you were just thinking , come on , you need to do

1:39:04

something positive . But to be fair , you

1:39:06

know it looked good

1:39:08

, that showcase , I must admit , Best one I've

1:39:10

seen for a long time .

1:39:12

Seb was off air when that whole sort of we're

1:39:14

going to be on everything story broke and

1:39:16

I'll be honest with you , was not

1:39:18

helped by a social

1:39:21

media , b the lack of noise

1:39:23

coming from them and , c their

1:39:25

influencers paid

1:39:27

or not along the way , that

1:39:30

literally ran that

1:39:32

story into the

1:39:34

ground . There were so many rumours

1:39:36

it was so hard to pick out . That literally ran that story

1:39:38

into the ground . There were so many rumors it was so hard to pick out . I

1:39:40

should imagine a million kids picked up that afternoon and took their Xbox down to CEX

1:39:43

or whatever you've got in the States and

1:39:45

hopped it in for a PS5 . And

1:39:47

it was way too soon to be making that call . But

1:39:50

the console was literally . If

1:39:52

you'd have took a thermometer to the Xbox

1:39:54

corpse a couple of months ago , it

1:39:56

would have registered as dead yeah

1:39:59

, and I think the problem is a lot of people say sony

1:40:01

are too quiet .

1:40:01

At times I don't say a lot , whereas I think

1:40:04

maybe . But I think sometimes xbox

1:40:06

are too vocal . They're always

1:40:08

, you know , they're with the gamers

1:40:10

all the time . They're friends for the game and phil spencer's

1:40:12

game with and sometimes you just need to say , look

1:40:19

, it's too much , you need to step back from

1:40:21

that . Run the company , get

1:40:23

some games going . And sometimes they

1:40:25

send mixed messages . They're over at Tango

1:40:27

Dreamworks a year ago giving them

1:40:29

awards and saying how brilliant studio

1:40:31

they are , and you're our foot into Japan

1:40:33

and making it bigger , and then a year later they're shutting them . You're

1:40:36

just like , yeah

1:40:38

, if you're over there giving them their awards

1:40:40

and saying that just do it in private , because

1:40:42

everything's digitally

1:40:44

, you've got a footprint and everyone

1:40:47

will bring this all back up , so

1:40:49

you're leaving yourself open . I think if they're a bit more

1:40:51

quieter , we'll work away . And you

1:40:53

know , do

1:40:58

these games that they've been showing us , you know , and sometimes they sort of trip over themselves

1:41:00

a bit . But , like I say it , the showcase was fantastic . I think

1:41:02

.

1:41:02

I thought it was brilliant , best one I've seen , like I

1:41:04

say , for a long time I'll be honest , I should think

1:41:06

the shareholders breathed a sigh relief as well

1:41:08

, men , because it wasn't looking

1:41:11

great and and then boom , they

1:41:13

came . They delivered when they had to . I

1:41:16

want to see some of these actually come home now

1:41:18

and actually genuinely be playable

1:41:20

.

1:41:20

I mean the Fable thing they got to deliver .

1:41:22

Yeah , Fable was interesting , but let's

1:41:24

face it , we've been looking at the Fable

1:41:27

for some time now .

1:41:28

Yeah , and Perfect Dark as well .

1:41:30

They came too early with Fable with that CGI

1:41:32

trailer . Then we got

1:41:34

that kind of giant

1:41:36

gameplay sequence that we saw

1:41:38

which kind of made us feel like Fable was

1:41:40

a lot closer than it is . We've had another

1:41:43

gameplay experience

1:41:46

, kind of like an amalgamation

1:41:48

, in the last showing . I'm

1:41:51

a Fable fan even

1:41:53

after the Kinect game , and

1:41:55

that's saying something . Even after Finect game and that's saying something even after Fable 3 and

1:41:58

that's saying something . But

1:42:01

I like the comedy of it . I

1:42:03

like the world building that they've done .

1:42:04

I like the world of Albion . It felt Fable to me

1:42:07

. It did feel Fable .

1:42:08

It absolutely felt Fable to me , and

1:42:10

one thing that I kind of picked up on

1:42:12

the periphery of on social media was like

1:42:14

people were saying that one of the

1:42:17

in-game characters didn't look very good

1:42:19

in terms of aesthetically pleasing

1:42:21

and I watched the trailer again and

1:42:23

thought that's

1:42:25

a beautiful woman in terms

1:42:27

of gameplay . It's realistic in

1:42:29

terms of the aspirations you're talking about the main character

1:42:32

yeah , I think so . In the

1:42:34

trailers that female character isn't there

1:42:36

. That was being spoken to . You can probably pick

1:42:38

your sex and you can probably adjust your

1:42:40

face as you go through . You know these games are like

1:42:42

, but I did find that in

1:42:44

the modern world a little bit of a weird thing for people

1:42:46

to be saying she's not good looking enough . They'd

1:42:56

done the same with Star Wars , didn't they ? Well , don't forget . At the same time , not that long ago

1:42:58

, people were complaining about Horizon , forbidden West and Aloy having hair fuzz . You

1:43:01

know , women have hair like

1:43:03

light down . It's okay , yeah

1:43:06

, it's just . And I just , I don't know

1:43:08

, I just to be honest , that bit was so tone

1:43:10

deaf . I just sometimes think that

1:43:12

we as gamers broad brush , I

1:43:14

know , but we don't do ourselves any favours when we get on

1:43:16

the internet and make ourselves look absolute

1:43:18

clowns . Oh , it's just ridiculous . I'm

1:43:23

excited for it . I don't want that to suck any

1:43:25

of the hype away from what I saw . I

1:43:27

think it was a good showcase . Like I say

1:43:29

again , to double down on it , the

1:43:31

fact that they had other stuff in the quiver , that

1:43:33

they were like actually no , leave

1:43:36

it , that's enough , we've done enough , and

1:43:39

they could have just gone , all in like boom

1:43:41

, all of it , and we'd have been like oh my God , you

1:43:45

know it's like .

1:43:46

The thing is , I think outside of Clockwork Revolution

1:43:48

with the titles that we actually spoke

1:43:50

about a

1:43:59

that we actually spoke about a lot of these games are games that would have probably drugged the showcase down . If I'm being honest , like marvel's blade

1:44:01

is still early in development , another cgi trailer would have probably felt like a . That

1:44:03

would have done nothing for it at all . Totally , yeah , tower born is the same

1:44:05

way I . I don't know a soul

1:44:08

on this planet who's excited for contraband

1:44:10

and then ever wild . No

1:44:12

one knows what that game is because we've only seen

1:44:14

the cgi trailer . If and reports

1:44:17

are that game's still in development , hell , if

1:44:19

that's the case , then another cgi trailer

1:44:21

would have done a disservice I mean ever

1:44:23

wild .

1:44:26

It needs to rock . Five years now , 12 to

1:44:28

18 . Yeah for sure , mate . I

1:44:30

mean that needs to rock up soon , otherwise

1:44:32

that's going to end up being because

1:44:34

, by the time that I wonder if it's stuck in

1:44:36

development hell , because it's been in development for

1:44:38

such a long time that some of the concepts

1:44:40

that they had they've already been been beaten

1:44:42

to market with . So they're sat with this game that

1:44:44

kind of looks like a little bit of pup . It probably plays

1:44:46

well , it probably looks good , but

1:44:49

it's probably not doing anything new , because other games

1:44:51

have come to the market with similar ideas and

1:44:53

aesthetics and it's kind of left them feeling like

1:44:56

carrying this sort of weird looking

1:44:58

ugly baby that they kind of want to show to people

1:45:00

around , but they're also scared that people are going to say

1:45:02

that's one ugly baby .

1:45:05

I think I've said before similar thing about fable

1:45:07

and perfect dark . I'm excited for those

1:45:09

. I think it's brilliant , but are the demographic

1:45:12

of the Xbox going to know what Fable or is

1:45:14

it going to be lost on them ?

1:45:17

Here's the thing I want to bring up . Sorry about this

1:45:19

, george . I think those

1:45:22

two games showcased a lot better

1:45:24

for a younger generation

1:45:26

. About this is the gameplay . This is what

1:45:28

this is what this type of game is versus

1:45:31

Indianaiana jones , where indiana

1:45:34

jones I did hear a little scuttlebutt

1:45:36

on social media that you know

1:45:38

like some people were confused because

1:45:40

they thought it was a vr looking game because

1:45:42

, like the first person you actually punching

1:45:45

it's like that doesn't showcase

1:45:47

well to a young , especially if you're trying to appeal

1:45:49

to a younger audience , you're trying to capture a new

1:45:51

audience . This at least perfect

1:45:53

dark I think almost didn't

1:45:56

need to be called perfect dark . It looks like a

1:45:58

really cool brand new uh

1:46:00

game that if you would have told me

1:46:02

this was purple , a game

1:46:04

called purple like and it was just about

1:46:06

a spy action game , it , the gameplay

1:46:09

, is compelling enough that it looks intriguing

1:46:11

. I don't think . I don't think anyone's signing

1:46:13

up for that game saying I want oh well

1:46:15

, especially after a certain age demographic

1:46:18

, saying I want to play perfect dark they're

1:46:20

saying like , oh , that's what I was going to

1:46:22

allude to .

1:46:22

Like the 40 year olds are waiting for indiana

1:46:24

jones to come out and play a first person experience

1:46:27

of that and and to your point , that's

1:46:29

the bit that doesn't really fit well with me . I kind

1:46:31

of want that to be a third person action game but based

1:46:34

on the history of the studio and the very crowded

1:46:37

already third person

1:46:39

action adventure treasure hunting game

1:46:41

, they had to flip it up , do something different , because

1:46:43

otherwise it would have been called indiana jet

1:46:45

. It would have been . If they had to come out

1:46:47

in a third person , it would have been compared to

1:46:50

tomb raider , quite rightly , and uncharted

1:46:52

uncharted and I don't know if it would

1:46:54

have had the grip to pull it off . Whereas

1:46:56

if you flip it and say okay , it's going to be first person

1:46:58

, all of a sudden those comparisons start

1:47:00

to get morphed . All of a sudden it's really

1:47:02

only comparable to maybe their previous

1:47:05

games or maybe similar

1:47:07

first-person experiences , which

1:47:09

kind of gives it a chance to get its own breathing

1:47:11

space . I just don't know whether there's

1:47:14

anyone's going to take that breath . Yeah

1:47:17

. Whether anyone's going to want to draw themselves through

1:47:19

that , I don't know . It's brave

1:47:21

and I'm excited for it . As a

1:47:23

40 year old man , god

1:47:25

, you know people turn up and want someone

1:47:28

older than their dad to tell them what video games

1:47:30

are cool . I realize the irony is not

1:47:32

lost on me . Yeah , I realise the irony is

1:47:35

not lost on me . Yeah , I'm Listen . The next 12

1:47:37

months for the Xbox

1:47:39

brand is set to be really exciting . I

1:47:41

think they probably no matter what's

1:47:43

good for business in terms of putting their

1:47:45

games on other platforms , and we've seen that's

1:47:47

been really good for business because

1:47:50

they've been doing . Sea of Thieves , especially , has

1:47:52

been literally destroying the PlayStation

1:47:54

charts since it came out , and that's a

1:47:56

testament of it being a good game .

1:47:59

I think multiplayer is acceptable . I don't think

1:48:02

that's a single-player thing . Feels cringe

1:48:04

to me still , because I'm like a live

1:48:06

service game . You want to get a large

1:48:08

audience , I get that Absolutely . But I'm like

1:48:11

if you put a single-player

1:48:13

, all your single player games on that

1:48:16

other platform as well , I feel like

1:48:18

what's the point in getting your platform

1:48:20

at that point , you know .

1:48:23

I think , that's the case , that maybe their own game

1:48:25

, their own sort of console devotees

1:48:27

are actually . That's the question that's

1:48:29

on their lips right now . Like yeah , I've got

1:48:31

an Xbox , but if you're going to

1:48:33

bring it to everything else , why

1:48:37

would I stay PC

1:48:39

get a PlayStation , get a Nintendo Switch

1:48:42

2 , either which way , you know you're going to be able to carry

1:48:44

on playing your Master Chief . You're going to carry on playing

1:48:46

your Gears , maybe not on the Switch , but

1:48:48

you know . Yeah at 15 frames per second

1:48:50

yeah . But

1:48:58

no , they'll make it for retail for worse .

1:48:59

You know we're gamers of your , and so I I have a question for y'all . Um

1:49:01

, keeping it back on the topic of the xbox showcase

1:49:03

, it's like I do feel like this was a fantastic

1:49:06

showcase . I do feel like there were elements that

1:49:08

probably could have been and these are neat , picky things

1:49:10

like I feel like this would

1:49:12

have been a perfect opportunity for you to

1:49:15

basically , you know , kind of like

1:49:17

add that extra by

1:49:19

saying like hey , all of Activision

1:49:21

Blizzard's back catalog is now on game

1:49:23

pass . Like I feel like that's a miss

1:49:25

to where I'm like I

1:49:27

understand .

1:49:28

They're working towards that . But as far

1:49:30

as I understand , like , although

1:49:33

the ink is dry on that contract

1:49:35

, it's still not dry on that contract

1:49:37

. There's still some other bits and bobs that need to

1:49:39

be wrangled through . That deal's done but

1:49:41

it's not done , but it's done but it's not done

1:49:43

. You

1:49:45

know , I think that might rumble on for a while . They're getting

1:49:48

there , aren't they ? They're getting there , and whether that's

1:49:50

through the ability to adopt

1:49:52

the catalog or whether Microsoft

1:49:55

or Xbox are just throwing hard dollars to

1:49:57

kind of fulfill that promise

1:49:59

, I'll be very

1:50:02

interested to get a peek behind the scenes just to see

1:50:04

which one it is . Because if they own the games

1:50:06

, they own the games , no issues . It should be all on there

1:50:08

tomorrow . But if there's still some

1:50:10

final legal wranglings going

1:50:12

on in some sub-corner of the world who had

1:50:14

an objection towards this thing and they've got

1:50:16

to go due diligence and it's

1:50:18

been agreed in the court , but then you've got the whole

1:50:21

ratification of the whole thing to be put through

1:50:23

yet Maybe they just can't

1:50:25

. So they're just throwing money at what they can to

1:50:27

make it work for now , I think when they get

1:50:29

there , that will be a moment that they will absolutely

1:50:32

rinse , and quite rightly because

1:50:34

I would .

1:50:35

I see , I thought that same thing and then I was just

1:50:37

like , oh no , they have diablo on

1:50:39

there now . And I'm like you have world

1:50:41

of warcraft on the pc , the pc

1:50:44

version , and I'm like it feels

1:50:46

like those are like , though

1:50:48

, they put the two biggest ips from

1:50:50

the blizzard catalog and you know , on

1:50:52

there . And I'm like , oh okay , so

1:50:54

if you could put diablo on there , you could put world of

1:50:56

warcraft on there . Well , world of warcraft is old as

1:50:58

dirt . At this point there's kids in

1:51:00

the street that are younger , that are like playing

1:51:02

around , right right using the world of warcraft

1:51:05

cd to throw at each other yeah

1:51:07

, exactly , I'm like they don't know , what world of warcraft

1:51:09

is . I'm like it came . It came out before they

1:51:11

were even born . So that's what

1:51:13

I'm curious about . It's like if you can

1:51:15

do that with the old IP , then I feel

1:51:18

like any IP should be available . But

1:51:20

another opportunity I think is missing

1:51:22

is like World of Warcraft should

1:51:25

be ported over to consoles

1:51:27

. I think that would have been a huge win . I

1:51:29

don't play World of Warcraft , but I know the audience

1:51:31

is there . I think that would have been a massive

1:51:33

win .

1:51:34

Yeah , massive win . Now would probably not be a

1:51:36

bad time to do it , because

1:51:39

obviously we've got the extra sort of headspace of the new consoles . That could kind of

1:51:41

make it work , and I think that if you

1:51:44

were new to the franchise and you were coming in

1:51:46

early doors on that , you wouldn't know any different

1:51:48

, and I think that you would have a good experience . I

1:51:56

don't know why they've walled it off . Makes no sense to me . Um , maybe it's just something that

1:51:58

they don't think is . You would have thought , though , and maybe it's just a time

1:52:00

thing right now , but off the back

1:52:02

of the success of , like boulders , gate three , you would have

1:52:04

thought they'd be like oh , there's an open

1:52:06

goal here that we're just not kicking

1:52:08

a ball in , but and

1:52:10

evidently like no , do we .

1:52:12

And evidently eso is still

1:52:15

selling after 10 years and I'm like

1:52:17

, if that's still profitable , I'm like

1:52:19

just throw , throw your

1:52:21

biggest , biggest ip there as

1:52:23

well , I

1:52:25

think the

1:52:28

thing is , if you give everyone everything immediately

1:52:30

, you've got nothing to get them hyped about .

1:52:32

So you've almost got to . When

1:52:34

you acquire these catalogs , you've kind of

1:52:36

got to drip feed it in a little bit , because

1:52:38

otherwise it'd be boom , everything's available

1:52:40

. And one of my bugbears

1:52:43

with these online libraries is you go in there and

1:52:45

you just can't see the wood for the trees .

1:52:47

So then any paralysis ?

1:52:48

yeah , so you could take a game , shine

1:52:51

it up one month , do a load

1:52:53

of blog posts about it , do an official

1:52:56

Xbox podcast

1:52:58

about it , do some YouTube reels

1:53:01

, get people pumped for the idea

1:53:03

of what it is , this game that they've maybe

1:53:05

only seen on the periphery . And then

1:53:07

you know , maybe once a month , just

1:53:09

boom , boom , boom , you've got content

1:53:11

. That's one thing , they're not lacking right now is content

1:53:14

, and if you can drop all that content

1:53:16

right away and let people find the highs

1:53:18

and the low spots , or you

1:53:20

can curate that menu .

1:53:23

I agree with you . They're not doing that

1:53:25

yet , and that's what's baffling to me . I'm

1:53:28

like you have what ? Almost

1:53:31

20 years of Call of Duty . Just put one Call of

1:53:33

Duty game a month , they've got the digital version

1:53:35

of chef ramsey in the background he's just got

1:53:37

his fridge he's found a gone off call

1:53:39

of duty game .

1:53:40

He smelt it .

1:53:41

He's like what's that how

1:53:43

long has that been in there .

1:53:45

Phil spencer's like oh , I don't know , I clean . Who

1:53:47

cleaned the fridge ? Who cleaned the fridge ? We

1:53:49

cleaned it yesterday , chef , this wasn't clean yesterday

1:53:53

.

1:53:54

Exactly . I'm like you can do a Crash Bandicoot

1:53:56

every month . I'm like a Spyro . I'm

1:53:58

like you can throw . You've got everything

1:54:00

now .

1:54:05

Well , there's the opportunity there to have a little bit of fun as well by kind of bringing PlayStation's

1:54:07

Midnighties or very first mascot in

1:54:10

as a war animal against the PlayStation

1:54:13

right now . Now

1:54:15

, whether that's the Classics re-release and I don't

1:54:17

know whether there's some guidelines

1:54:19

there depending on who owns what , it's a

1:54:21

bit muddy in terms of what is owned

1:54:23

within Crash and what's not . But

1:54:26

even if you did the re-release

1:54:28

Crash , you could have

1:54:30

some fun with that . That's already there . But shine

1:54:32

it up , make a big deal of it and put it in a bundle

1:54:34

with four or whatever it is . But there's

1:54:36

certainly there's mileage to be had

1:54:38

. But I don't really feel like Xbox is really

1:54:41

that interested in the little wins which

1:54:44

that would bring . They're kind of just looking

1:54:46

for that absolute mega , much

1:54:48

like PlayStation is . They're just looking for that mega

1:54:50

win and

1:54:54

they're willing to literally just bin a studio off . It just doesn't produce a mega hit today . It's

1:54:57

a bit short-sighted , but

1:55:01

it's not the first time it's happened in the industry and

1:55:03

I don't think it'll be the last RGT

1:55:05

. Yes , bit

1:55:07

of retro news here for you . You

1:55:10

sexual Tyrannosaurus , do

1:55:12

you want to sing the opening line , seeing as Elfwick's

1:55:15

not here or what's going on you ?

1:55:17

wouldn't want to hear me sing . We'd

1:55:19

lose so many listeners that wouldn't be worth it no

1:55:22

, I want it , I want it no , I'm not singing

1:55:24

sorry it

1:55:26

would hurt your ears .

1:55:27

Do you want to speak it in the ? Because you

1:55:29

know , everyone knows that opening line yeah

1:55:33

what do

1:55:35

you want me to read ?

1:55:35

the title of this next article ?

1:55:37

or do you want me to read yes

1:55:39

, I want you to read the title of this next article how

1:55:41

I

1:55:46

want to be the very best

1:55:48

, so buy this cutter proof

1:55:51

an unofficial

1:55:54

reproduction of the NES

1:55:56

Nintendo World Champs

1:55:58

Carter Ridge .

1:56:02

I got what you were putting out . I got what you

1:56:04

were putting out .

1:56:05

You're with me . I got what you were putting out

1:56:07

.

1:56:08

I'll just read it . I

1:56:12

want to be the very best , so I will buy

1:56:14

this cart . To prove An

1:56:18

unofficial nice of the nes

1:56:20

nintendo world championship cartridge has

1:56:22

been successfully backed via

1:56:24

kickstarter , raising a total of 16,593

1:56:29

british pound sterling at

1:56:31

the time of writing , with an initial

1:56:34

goal of 8,452

1:56:37

British pound sterling . Labelled

1:56:39

as a new pro version to

1:56:42

celebrate the upcoming 35th

1:56:44

anniversary of the 1990

1:56:46

World Championships event , it will contain

1:56:48

the original version of the cartridge alongside

1:56:51

new pro version . What's

1:56:53

the difference , you might ask ? Well

1:56:55

, the pro version is more difficult , to

1:56:58

put it bluntly , unlike the original , in

1:57:00

which players started in World 1-1

1:57:04

of Super Mario Bros , you

1:57:06

instead start in World 8.1

1:57:09

. Meanwhile , rad Racer

1:57:11

starts at Level 3 , while Tetris

1:57:13

starts at Level 8 . You'll

1:57:15

be given the option to set the time limits from

1:57:17

five minutes all the way up to 15 minutes . The

1:57:20

thing is , it's ruddy

1:57:22

expensive . You're looking at 140

1:57:24

uh euros , which is

1:57:26

119 pounds , for a purple

1:57:29

cartridge of the game , while a limited

1:57:31

edition gold cartridge , which was already

1:57:33

sold out , signed by competitive

1:57:36

gamers robin mihara and

1:57:38

thor ackerlund , costs

1:57:40

a whopping 350 euros

1:57:42

296

1:57:45

pounds and they're sold out . Well , furthermore

1:57:48

, we can't imagine nintendo itself would

1:57:50

be pleased with the endeavor , particularly

1:57:53

since it's about to release nintendo

1:57:55

world championships nes edition on

1:57:57

the Switch . An entirely different

1:57:59

product , mind , but still . One

1:58:06

commenter inquired about the product's legality and whether Nintendo might block its

1:58:08

release . Mahara responded there

1:58:10

have been dozens of NWC

1:58:13

repros made and have not

1:58:15

been shut down . This

1:58:17

will be shut down .

1:58:19

I mean he's right . He's

1:58:21

right in what he's saying , but

1:58:24

he's wrong in the fact that no one's

1:58:27

made a big deal kickstart about

1:58:29

it . Exactly no one's been charging somewhere

1:58:31

close to 350

1:58:33

euros , 300 pounds or , let's

1:58:35

face it , 300 bucks . By the time

1:58:37

the dust has settled and the smoke has cleared . I

1:58:41

wanted this in here because I kind

1:58:43

of find this whole sort of blood-sucking

1:58:46

of retro gamers and the

1:58:49

collectors out there . This is

1:58:52

aimed squarely at them and

1:58:54

I'll be honest with you . I don't know whether I

1:58:56

like it or . I don't know whether

1:58:58

I hate it . That's kind of why I brought it

1:59:00

here .

1:59:00

I want it in the discussion I think if you

1:59:02

made a replica nez cartridge

1:59:04

that looked like the world

1:59:06

championship cartridge you might get a waiver . But the slapping

1:59:09

super mario bros , rom

1:59:11

on there , and and rad

1:59:13

racer and tetris which

1:59:16

I'm not sure about , rad racer , but the other two

1:59:18

are owned properties of Nintendo you're

1:59:21

likely to be shut down because you're Rad

1:59:23

Racer's there . Yeah , I'm

1:59:25

sure it is . So they're

1:59:28

going to shut you down , aren't they ? You can't just dump their ROMs

1:59:30

on a cartridge . You know what Nintendo

1:59:32

are like .

1:59:33

Well , mate , I mean , it was only in

1:59:36

the past week , the

1:59:43

new cycle of the last week that

1:59:45

we kind of missed with the Bobby show , and

1:59:48

everyone needs to go listen to that because just for his description of what

1:59:50

he stumbled across in Astoria Park , it's absolutely

1:59:52

hilarious . So immediate

1:59:54

mass download . But

1:59:56

yeah , there was a

1:59:58

lot of . There was a large

2:00:01

ROM hosting site that just

2:00:03

backdoored out all

2:00:05

their Nintendo stuff and

2:00:07

a lot of their other more questionable ROMs

2:00:09

and you think to yourself well

2:00:12

, if they're nervous and they've dumped

2:00:14

the back catalogue , this

2:00:17

isn't looking great . Nintendo's getting more

2:00:19

and more aggressive in its protection of its IP

2:00:21

, be that old school games like

2:00:23

that that I think a lot of young kids would turn their nose

2:00:25

up at .

2:00:26

Well , you get . I mean you get these emulator

2:00:28

systems . You buy off AliExpress and bits and pieces

2:00:31

you know , I've got one .

2:00:32

I've got one with a load of NES

2:00:34

games on it .

2:00:35

Yeah , there's ten a penny , you know . And

2:00:37

Nintendo , you know . By

2:00:39

the time they'd gone for a lawsuit to shut these companies

2:00:41

down , they'd called something else and they're doing another product

2:00:43

. But this , going on Kickstarter and

2:00:45

advertising Nintendo's ROMs

2:00:48

on something you're making money off , it's

2:00:51

going to be shut down , isn't it ?

2:00:53

I mean it deserves to be .

2:00:54

No , I agree with you . You

2:00:56

can't just legally take people's ROMs

2:00:58

.

2:01:00

To be honest , you know what Nintendo are like . I went outside in a Super Mario t-shirt . I

2:01:02

looked down and my chest was blurred . This

2:01:06

is how dangerous they can be . What

2:01:09

do you reckon Pastor Longhorn would make of this

2:01:11

?

2:01:13

Yeah , he would probably love this sort of thing .

2:01:15

The little shady man . I

2:01:17

reckon he's got a bit of Ray blood in him a thomology

2:01:19

he might be

2:01:21

a distant cousin . Pastor

2:01:23

Longhorn has got to be one of the best characters

2:01:26

this show has put out in the last ten

2:01:28

years , and it's only been going five he's

2:01:35

the most conniving character we've come across

2:01:38

in the UCP he yeah , he

2:01:40

makes fagan ray look like a kid . Um

2:01:43

, there's an old school

2:01:45

blast from the past . Listen , I

2:01:47

don't think there's any community corrections

2:01:49

, but if there were , if we've slipped up in anywhere

2:01:52

and you want to put it right , we can't

2:01:54

be right all of the time , just

2:01:57

30% of the time . You

2:02:01

get in touch with us . You can either RGT

2:02:03

, tell us how these people

2:02:05

might get in touch with us and say that I

2:02:07

don't even know what a game

2:02:09

is . George needs to be removed

2:02:11

from the air immediately . Seb needs to be raised

2:02:13

up on a plinth . We want to see more pyros

2:02:16

. We want to see him come down for the next podcast , like Shawn Michaels , to Wrestle up on a plinth . We want to see more pyros . We want to see him come down

2:02:18

for the next podcast , like Shawn Michaels to WrestleMania on

2:02:20

a zip wire . Or

2:02:22

, for the cooler kids , logan Paul or whatever his name is

2:02:24

.

2:02:25

Well , if you want all that , you

2:02:27

can contact us at questions at unofficialcontrollerpodcastcom

2:02:30

, or you can DM

2:02:33

us on Instagram or Twitter , or

2:02:36

you can jump on Discord

2:02:38

and get community corrections on there and tell

2:02:41

us exactly how you want to see Zeb zipline

2:02:43

into the next show .

2:02:45

Absolutely Pink

2:02:47

and purple pyros going off left , right

2:02:49

and Chelsea . This dude's coming down like Brett the Hitman

2:02:51

Hart , but with a way

2:02:53

bigger budget .

2:02:55

And then the song Sexy Boy is just playing in the background

2:02:57

, like oh , that's what you want . Then the song Sexy Boys just playing in

2:02:59

the background like Shawn Michaels oh , that's what you want , is

2:03:01

it ?

2:03:03

Sexy boys .

2:03:04

I'm not your average boy .

2:03:09

Longer than your average boy . I

2:03:11

like it Right . With

2:03:14

all that done , the UCP

2:03:16

is known for a particular

2:03:18

character

2:03:21

. For want of a better word , he's

2:03:24

missed you , said he's been

2:03:26

calling . He even called it past the Longhorns

2:03:28

, but past the Longhorn told him that you weren't

2:03:30

available . I'll

2:03:32

be honest , I'm glad he was there when Mouse

2:03:35

, the Bounty Hunter , rocked up because

2:03:38

you needed a getaway vehicle that can

2:03:40

transcend time and space and just get you

2:03:42

safe . Shall

2:03:46

I bring him down ? Let's

2:03:49

throw him with the gate key , because it's time for a

2:03:51

peek in what we affectionately call Stingray's Bootwalt's

2:03:53

Nestle between some counterfeit nappers and a dodgy copy

2:03:55

of Battlefront all this week . These are the new release

2:03:57

highlights for the week June 17th to June 23rd

2:03:59

2024 . Listen , these aren't digital

2:04:02

or physical , or will be by the time

2:04:04

this boss cat .

2:04:06

By the time this boss cat

2:04:08

?

2:04:08

Yeah , boss cat , boss cat . I

2:04:13

don't know what a boss cat is , but all of a sudden I want to

2:04:15

collect all of them . Or could

2:04:17

be it's in your feed . It could be region

2:04:19

independent , I don't know anymore , because Ray's

2:04:22

staring at me Spring stop wattle wall . His

2:04:30

eyes are bearing into me like a ring wraith . If I'm

2:04:32

honest with you , gentlemen , I'm going to give Seb time to think about

2:04:34

something other than Billy Bob . Country Ray In

2:04:37

Crocs , wearing a straw hat and dungarees

2:04:39

. I want to

2:04:42

know how you're seeing him . Rgt

2:04:44

.

2:04:47

What's going on this week ? He's

2:04:49

tried to dress basically like

2:04:51

the Ghost Hunters guy on the PS2

2:04:53

. Really Bad quiff , a lot . Yeah

2:05:00

, he's got bad quiff , but he's almost looking like a cross

2:05:02

with the hof . So he's got a bit of a quiff , bit of a mullet

2:05:04

. He's got some seriously

2:05:06

, seriously tight leather

2:05:09

trousers on .

2:05:10

I mean , how tight can you see

2:05:12

the silhouette of little ray ?

2:05:14

and I'm not talking , wayne um

2:05:16

, almost it looks

2:05:18

crushed , if I'm honest . I mean

2:05:20

it's , it's a car crash in there . I

2:05:23

mean it's in a hell of a state , um

2:05:25

, but

2:05:31

he's also , he's

2:05:33

got some ghostbusters gear with him , some

2:05:35

knocked off ghostbusters gear . So he's , oh wow , he's got

2:05:37

that . Ghostbusters gear with him , some knocked off Ghostbusters

2:05:39

gear . So he's got that . Wayne

2:05:42

is like a NES

2:05:45

cartridge , but he don't quite

2:05:47

look right . He's sort

2:05:49

of gold , he's sort of purple and

2:05:52

he's got Super Marvin Brothers

2:05:54

written on him . So I don't think he's even got

2:05:56

quite the correct ROM . Oh , hang

2:05:59

on , there's a load of lawyers coming in chasing him . So I don't think he's even got quite

2:06:01

the correct ROM . Oh , hang on , there's a load of lawyers coming in chasing

2:06:03

him . Oh , he's gone . Oh , he's been chased by the . Oh , it must be Nintendo's lawyers

2:06:05

coming after him . So , yeah , so Wayne's

2:06:07

doing loops around the garden at the moment

2:06:09

. But yeah , how about

2:06:11

you then , george ? How's

2:06:14

the sting appearing to you ?

2:06:23

The sting is appearing to me , as I imagine pastor longhorn looks now . If you've ever

2:06:25

seen smoky and the bandit , there's that , that guy with the big

2:06:28

, wide , 10 gallon and he's got

2:06:30

his little kid that looks exactly like

2:06:32

him with the 10 gallon and the tie , the whole

2:06:34

. Yeah , that to

2:06:36

me is what Pastor Longhorn looks like , and

2:06:39

Ray's turned up looking

2:06:41

exactly like him and Wayne's

2:06:43

turned up looking like

2:06:45

his kid . I have

2:06:48

noticed on the front of what looks

2:06:50

like the Nissan Bluebird to me , the

2:06:52

whole classic steel horns with

2:06:54

the fur wrap , kind

2:06:56

of I don't know , hot glued to the front

2:06:58

. He's not pulling

2:07:01

off the look exactly , but

2:07:04

I see what he's going for .

2:07:05

He's made an effort .

2:07:06

Yeah , apart from when

2:07:09

you get up close you realise he's wearing

2:07:11

a pair of cowboy boots

2:07:13

knee high , but

2:07:16

they're actually Crocs Knee

2:07:28

high . Crocs boots knee high , but they're actually crocs knee high .

2:07:30

leather crocs pointy they've got pointy toes as well , so they're proper . You know steer

2:07:32

boots , he's not . Is that wrong ? I want a pair .

2:07:33

Well , to be fair , I

2:07:35

think he's doing a Kickstarter to get the

2:07:37

Spurs , but I don't know , because

2:07:39

you're close to him , you might get him chucked in for free .

2:07:43

Are they still called Crocs or are they called something different , like

2:07:45

Cracks ?

2:07:50

Cowks , they're called Cowks

2:07:52

, cowks . Okay , yeah , like Cowboy

2:07:54

Crocs , they're called Cowks .

2:07:56

Ah well , you're onto something here , Matt , I know .

2:08:00

Well , you know , we always get inundated

2:08:02

with the AI art and anyone

2:08:04

who wants to have a mess around with an AI

2:08:07

art generator and chuck this back at

2:08:09

us . I'm all eyes . I

2:08:12

want to see how someone gets what

2:08:15

I've just described as

2:08:17

an image , how someone

2:08:19

gets what I've just described as an image To be fair , the

2:08:21

best realisation of what I've just

2:08:23

said . I'm going crazy

2:08:25

. In Digital Monkery , you

2:08:28

can enter , but you can't win . Maybe you can

2:08:30

win , I don't

2:08:32

know . Let's see the best . It's

2:08:34

not personal , it's just that you're

2:08:36

always on the AIR and I want to see someone

2:08:38

else come up with something . But

2:08:41

if no one else does Digimon , chris wouldn't have another fridge

2:08:43

magnet for his collection . I want to see

2:08:45

the best of

2:08:47

that . Kauks , the

2:08:50

two guys for Smokey and the Bandit that's going to

2:08:52

take some describing , I'll tell you that now . But

2:08:54

Ray , raid

2:08:58

, seb how are you seeing the Ray and

2:09:00

also his ? I see you brought

2:09:02

the UCP dog in .

2:09:07

Yeah , biscuit's doing well , he's doing

2:09:09

well .

2:09:09

How did Biscuit find his time in the court ?

2:09:13

He didn't join , he's

2:09:15

not made for the court life . So

2:09:17

they had a dog door and he basically bounced

2:09:20

, he basically

2:09:22

bounced . So , speaking of which

2:09:24

, speaking of the cult , um , you know , I

2:09:26

was there at the , the , what

2:09:29

they call the entry hall , right beside

2:09:31

the entry hall , and I was walking in to

2:09:33

the , basically the cafeteria

2:09:35

, and I went to the cafeteria , I grabbed

2:09:38

, they scooped me up like three cans of canned

2:09:40

corn on my on my tray

2:09:42

and such like that , and the brisket of course , and

2:09:44

they sat me and basically they forced me

2:09:46

to sit down for lunch . And while I was eating

2:09:49

lunch , you know , like I was going

2:09:51

to put the spoon of the spoon of corn

2:09:53

up to my mouth , and it was shot out of my hand and

2:09:56

in . And I looked towards the entry hall

2:09:58

and I saw ray there and

2:10:00

ray was whole . Ray was dressed

2:10:03

. He was dressed in like a black leather

2:10:05

vest . He had two gun

2:10:07

gun holsters attached to his vest

2:10:10

and then he

2:10:12

had , he had spurs on his feet

2:10:14

, boots on and

2:10:16

, I kid you not , he

2:10:18

had these skinny jeans on , which was

2:10:21

completely the whole look , if I'm being honest

2:10:23

, were they tight enough to see the ray jewels

2:10:25

as well , or was it ?

2:10:27

was it also too ? Were they too tight and they

2:10:29

crushed the mini ray ?

2:10:31

no , it was tight enough that you could probably

2:10:33

make out outlines , but it was like loose

2:10:35

enough that that he was able to

2:10:37

do roundhouse kicks and such so you

2:10:39

know like he was able to do like

2:10:41

these walker texas ranger style walk , like

2:10:44

kicks and such , and I was like , oh , ray's

2:10:46

got moves , but anyways , so him

2:10:48

. So in the entry hall there's ray

2:10:50

and then there's this little mouse and they're

2:10:52

both standing there side by side and

2:10:55

and then like I hear commotion

2:10:57

and next thing you know , this mouse and ray to go

2:10:59

back to back and they basically say we

2:11:02

got to get them out of here , we're bad boys , we can do this

2:11:04

. So basically , basically

2:11:06

the ray . The ray was like

2:11:08

a bad boy , like will smith and martin

2:11:10

lawrence and so , but

2:11:12

a country life style version

2:11:15

. And you

2:11:17

know , basically they loaded me up , ray

2:11:22

, scooped me into his arms a

2:11:24

very muscular , like bowling

2:11:26

pin-style arms that he has

2:11:28

and basically threw me into the back

2:11:30

of a hearse and we drove out of there and

2:11:33

I have this image now .

2:11:34

It's almost romantic .

2:11:36

I have this image now of him picking you up

2:11:38

in his naked , strong arms and

2:11:41

you kind of like just sort

2:11:43

of burrowing into him , almost sort of newborn

2:11:45

style , and just looking up to him

2:11:47

with these wide open eyes , in awe of

2:11:49

this dude .

2:11:51

Oh , I indeed curled up . I was just like

2:11:53

, oh , thank the Lord , I was like

2:11:55

someone's getting me out of here .

2:11:57

Someone's getting me out of here , someone's getting me out just for the smell

2:11:59

of blue straws yeah

2:12:01

, I indeed curled up .

2:12:02

The man had a musk and I ordered to him

2:12:05

, which you know was probably from the texas heat

2:12:07

. But I digress , I was ready to get

2:12:09

out of there so I didn't mind it so much . But

2:12:11

anyways , you know , we , he walked

2:12:13

, and he was walking past the front

2:12:15

door , the bodies of the cult littered

2:12:18

everywhere , and then you could just see , added

2:12:21

, like the chapel window , across

2:12:23

across the hall . You could see , you know

2:12:25

, pastor longhorn looking at us like

2:12:27

I'm gonna get these bastards back , I'm gonna

2:12:30

get them back . As we drove

2:12:32

off into the back , I could just see

2:12:34

. Sorry about that . It

2:12:36

.

2:12:37

It's fine . It's the third time it's a hat trick of Swarles

2:12:40

in the history of the show . We needed it .

2:12:42

So yeah , you can just see Pastor

2:12:44

Longhorn just basically waving

2:12:47

at us at a distance like

2:12:49

I'm going to get you back , so like

2:12:51

Jason , he now owns the rights to

2:12:53

Furkay . No

2:12:55

, no , no , no , no . So I didn't sign anything away . Furkay

2:13:00

no , no , no , no . So I I didn't sign anything away , but you know I I would become breached in contract

2:13:02

in furkay when I went off and left with the colt . So I have to smooth things

2:13:04

over with him or else they're gonna drop me as a client

2:13:06

.

2:13:06

So I know a mexican I know a

2:13:08

mexican streaming

2:13:11

guru that would gladly extend

2:13:14

the contract to zutomax . They're

2:13:16

still the overall paymasters of the UCP

2:13:19

. He's had a few . He's been in and out of court

2:13:21

a few times . Sings a little bit Crazy

2:13:24

he's

2:13:26

. Yeah

2:13:28

, he likes talc . It's

2:13:31

not what you think , he just likes talc

2:13:33

.

2:13:36

Before I sign back on with the Furkay , I'm

2:13:38

thinking to myself I

2:13:40

might want to test the waters a little bit . I'm a free agent

2:13:43

right now . I'm in the neighborless legal

2:13:45

ground , of course , but there's

2:13:47

a company that I'm looking at towards the end

2:13:49

of this year , shiny Bot Productions

2:13:51

. There's a little

2:13:53

bot by the name of Astrobots coming out

2:13:56

. He's representing the Shiny Bot Corporation

2:13:58

and I'm like I might need to switch sides

2:14:00

here .

2:14:02

Oh , hang on a minute . You can't just leave the best

2:14:04

fur rendering software

2:14:07

house in the business . You

2:14:09

can't do that .

2:14:12

They've been there since 2020

2:14:14

, and they haven't put out anything new . And

2:14:17

, to be honest , you know they've been distracted

2:14:19

making spider-man stuff and

2:14:21

you know I auditioned for spider-man

2:14:23

. I didn't get the part they said I was

2:14:25

a little too old to be a miles morales

2:14:28

type .

2:14:28

So I'm a little spurned at the moment I

2:14:31

didn't realize that fur k was

2:14:36

so grounded in reality .

2:14:38

Yeah , yeah .

2:14:39

Before we slip out of this sort of

2:14:41

haze , that we find

2:14:43

ourselves in and realise that we're just talking

2:14:45

to ourselves and that Ray was

2:14:48

real or not , I don't know what he is I'm

2:14:50

going to grab this out of his sweaty

2:14:53

Texan palm . Still

2:14:55

wakes the deep . It's coming out on PC

2:14:57

, ps5 and Xbox series X

2:14:59

, june the 18th 2024

2:15:01

. Here's the blurb

2:15:03

. 1975 disaster

2:15:06

strikes the bearer D oil rig off

2:15:08

the coast of Scotland . Navigate the collapsing

2:15:10

rig to save your crew from an otherworldly

2:15:12

horror on the edge of all logic

2:15:14

and reality .

2:15:18

I , I , am I going to play that one ?

2:15:20

I'm not going to

2:15:22

say that Each time I see a little bit

2:15:24

of something about this game , I get more and more intrigued

2:15:26

. I actually think it's probably going to stand up

2:15:29

quite well as like a kind

2:15:31

of one and done little bit of an experience

2:15:33

, to be fair , in the shadow of what's

2:15:35

coming out next . Pun

2:15:37

intended , I guess this

2:15:39

thing . It doesn't sound a freaking

2:15:42

chance , but

2:15:44

yeah , which

2:15:47

one of you wants this ?

2:15:50

Elden Ring Shadow

2:15:52

of the Ur-Tree is coming for PC

2:15:55

PS5 , and Xbox Series X . Tree

2:15:57

is coming for PC , ps5 , and Xbox Series X June

2:16:05

21st 2024 , winner of hundreds of accolades , including the Game

2:16:07

Awards , game of the Year and the Golder Joysticks Awards , ultimate Game of the Year . Elden

2:16:09

Ring is the acclaimed action RPG

2:16:11

epic . Set in a vast dark

2:16:14

fantasy world . Players embark on

2:16:16

an epic quest with the freedom

2:16:18

to explore and adventure at

2:16:20

their own pace . Shadow

2:16:23

of the earth tree expansion features an all-new

2:16:26

story set in the land of

2:16:28

the shadow , embedded with mystery

2:16:30

, perilous dungeons and new enemies

2:16:32

, weapons and equipment . Discover

2:16:35

uncharted territories , face formidable

2:16:37

adversaries and revel in

2:16:39

the satisfying triumph of victory

2:16:42

. You're not going to experience that much victory . Dive

2:16:45

into the riveting interplay

2:16:48

of characters where drama and intrigue

2:16:50

intertwine , that create an

2:16:52

immersive experience to savor

2:16:55

and enjoy . Gentlemen

2:16:58

, are you going to be diving into

2:17:00

the lands in between and trying to

2:17:02

become the elder lord once ? I ?

2:17:04

probably will eventually , but right now

2:17:06

absolutely not

2:17:08

. There's so much more other stuff . I've still

2:17:10

got to get through the , the base game . Uh

2:17:14

so , and I mentioned at the start of the

2:17:16

show , I've been dipping my toe in . I kind

2:17:18

of like the fact that the character and the build

2:17:20

that I've chosen initially feels very

2:17:22

blood borne in the animation

2:17:24

to impact mode

2:17:26

, and you know I'm quite excited to

2:17:29

carry on playing . I just every

2:17:31

time I sit down I'm like , well , I ain't got real

2:17:33

long , I probably just going to play hell divers

2:17:35

. Uh , I ain't got real long , I probably

2:17:38

just going to play Helldivers , and that's not good for anybody . So

2:17:40

I need to just mix it up a little bit . I need to get stuck into that

2:17:43

. The game's , to be honest , fantastic , but I

2:17:46

don't know if I've said this on air or not . I

2:17:49

might have said this to OG Tom off air . But Elden Ring's

2:17:51

got this real even on PS5

2:17:54

, it's got this real kind of weird PS3

2:17:57

aesthetic to it .

2:17:58

Grainy-looking art style .

2:18:00

Yeah , grainy , nasty-looking

2:18:03

thing . You know , I know that Elden

2:18:05

Ring is absolutely not

2:18:07

possible on the PS3 , but Elden Ring looks

2:18:09

like it's on the .

2:18:09

PS3 . I

2:18:13

concur with you 100% . I never

2:18:15

dove into Elden Ring in

2:18:17

the sense that I think this is truly

2:18:20

a game of the year . I understand why people love

2:18:22

this game . I understand it's a fantastic

2:18:24

video game . I played 40 hours

2:18:26

of this game and came away thinking

2:18:28

to myself like I probably could have

2:18:30

better spent my 40 hours , because I

2:18:33

don't think I think for

2:18:35

everything it does right in the form of gameplay , freedom

2:18:37

, exploration , it it does right in the form of gameplay , freedom , exploration . It does

2:18:39

absolutely wrong in the

2:18:41

form of , like telling a cohesive story

2:18:44

and also getting

2:18:47

players invest into the world . That's not

2:18:49

. Hey , let's see you get stronger

2:18:51

and try to actually take on the beast

2:18:53

of this land . I'm like I wish

2:18:55

they would invest in more time into not

2:18:58

necessarily , instead of lore building

2:19:00

investing more time into actually giving

2:19:02

a story that a lot of people could grab

2:19:05

onto an hour , one through five

2:19:07

, if that makes sense I and I think

2:19:09

I completely agree .

2:19:10

I don't . I'm not looking for a handout here and

2:19:13

in some of their other games you damn don't

2:19:15

need one because they're very linear really in

2:19:17

terms of how you progress . But

2:19:20

Elden Ring is not linear at all . It's a

2:19:22

massive , open world , as it says on the tin

2:19:24

, and they nail it . But you

2:19:27

drop yourself in that world and I

2:19:29

know there are kind of like very subtle

2:19:31

gingerbread trails of where you need to go , but

2:19:33

they are so subtle you're barely seeing

2:19:36

them , I think for the first

2:19:38

five hours , which is a good example

2:19:40

. I think those gingerbread trails should

2:19:42

be just that little bit more obvious , because I

2:19:44

can see a lot of people coming on this game , especially

2:19:47

because all the bigger boys have talked about the other from

2:19:49

souls , you know , from software souls

2:19:52

type games , and been like yeah , yeah , I want to be a bigger

2:19:54

boy , I want to be a bigger boy and boom , they're

2:19:56

two hours in and they've bounced . Can't

2:19:59

believe that many stick the landing . To be fair , fair

2:20:01

play to all those that did better man

2:20:04

than me . Like I say , I'm kind of

2:20:06

slowly peeling away the veneer

2:20:08

layers and it's not alien to me because

2:20:10

you know it's a from software game . I

2:20:12

knew it was gonna be this obtuse

2:20:15

bm off I

2:20:17

knew it well .

2:20:18

They kind of lied about the story aspect because

2:20:20

they said hey , this is , this

2:20:23

is written by george rr martin , or code written

2:20:25

by martin and I'm like , oh , the game of thrones

2:20:28

guy code wrote this game and then

2:20:30

you play this game and I'm like , oh , it's

2:20:32

lore heavy , but then you also have

2:20:34

to find that lore all all

2:20:36

throughout the game . And but

2:20:40

then you also have to find that lore all all throughout the game

2:20:42

and there's no really through line of a plot a , plot b or plot c . It's just

2:20:44

like your adventure is the story and

2:20:46

I'm like I think that's , if I'm being

2:20:48

honest and I'm being blunt , I think that's a lazy way

2:20:50

of storytelling . I'm like every

2:20:53

game , every game is , is

2:20:55

basically your adventure is a

2:20:57

story , but that doesn't excuse

2:21:00

you from not creating a very good , good

2:21:02

story , if that makes sense okay with

2:21:04

that said what's your mummy ?

2:21:06

mummy for this week , oh I'm

2:21:08

going .

2:21:08

I'm still going to be diving into a lot more

2:21:10

v rising . I think the fact that

2:21:13

, no , you've got to pick one of these , you know it's not that

2:21:15

long yeah I don't know what .

2:21:16

I don't know what pastor longhorn put in you , whether

2:21:18

it was sort of Christian spirit or what . The canned corn

2:21:20

man , yeah .

2:21:22

Okay , the canned corn , but

2:21:25

no , if it has to be between

2:21:27

those two , I probably would

2:21:29

. I don't know , I'd probably pick Still

2:21:32

Wakes the Deep , because it might be a shorter experience

2:21:34

that I'll actually dive into . Okay

2:21:36

, it might be a shorter experience that I'll actually dive

2:21:38

into .

2:21:38

I believe that'll be three pumps for us in Wakes to Deep

2:21:41

, definitely Well done , guys . You've got the Mummy

2:21:43

Mummy on the box . It's the most sought-after

2:21:46

accolade in gaming , so

2:21:48

reach out to us and we will get one dispatched

2:21:50

to you immediately . With

2:21:53

that being said , the only thing we've got to do

2:21:55

is grab a VHS at a race

2:21:57

boot . I'm going to go with a bootleg

2:21:59

copy of Let it Be off , the

2:22:01

Disney Channel , the Beatles documentary , where

2:22:03

I saw RGT

2:22:05

. I now know

2:22:08

that time travel is possible and RGT

2:22:10

has the key , because RGT

2:22:12

went back in time and masqueraded as Mal

2:22:14

Evans , the Beatles' roadie . Now

2:22:16

I implore everybody on the Discord

2:22:19

and who's close to the show , who

2:22:21

knows what our GC looks like , to get on

2:22:23

this . He's going

2:22:25

to hate me .

2:22:28

Yeah , I'm just thinking of the

2:22:30

repercussions of your statement , man .

2:22:33

There's going to be .

2:22:34

AI pictures of my head pasted

2:22:36

into this all over the place .

2:22:38

They don't need to . It's already done

2:22:40

because you are Mal Evans . So

2:22:42

that's my mummy , mummy RGT , what's your

2:22:44

VHS pic , friend ?

2:22:46

I'm going to go for Critters

2:22:49

. Oh

2:22:51

no , I've actually never

2:22:53

seen it .

2:22:54

I've heard good things , I've never seen it .

2:22:56

Well , you can have a second copy . What are you

2:22:58

also taking , seb ? What's your VHS

2:23:00

pick ? My ?

2:23:01

friend . Well , here in the US I'm not

2:23:03

sure if this is worldwide , but the Boys season

2:23:06

four dropped today , at

2:23:08

least the first two episodes , I believe . So

2:23:10

that will be my mummy , mummy , and

2:23:12

I'm so excited to dive back into that

2:23:14

gritty , dirty world .

2:23:16

I think I've only done two or three seasons

2:23:18

so I'm quite pumped to see what's

2:23:20

next . Um , that

2:23:23

shows production quality and the acting

2:23:25

and the way it's all put together it's such a good

2:23:27

spin on the superhero genre , like they

2:23:29

would be assholes uh

2:23:31

, they would be god . Complex the

2:23:33

lot and the way that's realized and put

2:23:35

up on the screen and executed is

2:23:38

is really top tier , so good

2:23:40

pick . With . That said and done , I look down

2:23:42

on the floor . I see the . I

2:23:44

see the mauled toe end

2:23:46

of a calc and

2:23:49

what looks like , uh

2:23:52

, like a haze , like a low level

2:23:54

fog , which I can only interpret

2:23:56

, based on the whiff , to be that

2:23:59

strange , elusive musk

2:24:01

that kind of lulled

2:24:03

seb into , like a safe feeling

2:24:05

in , uh , in , ray's arms

2:24:07

, which , I'll be honest with you , is worth

2:24:10

its weight in gold . He's gone , we've

2:24:12

got our goodies . The only

2:24:14

thing left to do ? Oh

2:24:16

, actually , we've got two jobs . Rgt

2:24:19

oh no , we've

2:24:21

got to . Every single

2:24:23

month , a

2:24:28

whole host of decent chaps and chapettes

2:24:31

pay , donate to the show to support

2:24:34

the show . They're our subscribers

2:24:36

and they're a hell of a lot more

2:24:38

than that . They're our top tier loyal lovers

2:24:41

as far as I'm concerned , and one of their perks

2:24:44

is that they get their name read

2:24:46

out by us every

2:24:48

single week . Could you furnish

2:24:51

rgt seb with

2:24:53

the list of these kind of people that

2:24:55

?

2:24:55

already have .

2:24:56

This is on uh little

2:24:59

place little

2:25:02

place , wow , uh , okay

2:25:04

, so while we're here , let's do it . So

2:25:06

we've got the tiers . If you want to get involved

2:25:08

, you're more than welcome to . At the bottom of every

2:25:10

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frankly , frankly

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Zoom chat with the hosts . Now

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we're back up to full

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speed . We've got the Bobby and the Seb East

2:26:36

and West Coasts of the world represented

2:26:38

in spectacular fashion

2:26:41

. So Transatlantic

2:26:43

Meetup is now on the cards . Rgt's

2:26:46

been , I would say , on

2:26:50

at me . He's a bit light . He's

2:26:52

been throwing bricks through my window

2:26:54

with a note wrapped to them . He's smeared

2:26:56

some of them . Dog poo , that

2:26:58

one dog poo . Good

2:27:01

, because I ate every

2:27:04

gram of it , whatever

2:27:08

it was .

2:27:09

You should have kept the straight face RGT because that delivery

2:27:12

was amazing , flipping

2:27:15

flawless .

2:27:16

I nearly woke up . Now

2:27:18

we're at the end of the show . Things are getting dangerous

2:27:20

and it's been . You've had an absolute

2:27:22

banger served up for you today . Gentlemen

2:27:26

and ladies , quarterly Zoom chat . Rgt's

2:27:28

on at me . We need to get on with it and we know you want

2:27:31

it . So

2:27:39

I'm thinking we could do like a quiz , or I could show you around the Farmington

2:27:41

Ponsonbury Manor . We could show you games , game collections or whatever

2:27:43

. We could just get on and sit back and

2:27:45

chew the fat Law aside . If

2:27:48

you want to talk to us about anything , we're up for

2:27:50

it . So we're

2:27:52

going to dip our toe in with the first quarterly Zoom

2:27:54

meeting . See

2:27:57

what works , what doesn't work . Love

2:28:00

your feedback on that . We'll chuck up some ideas

2:28:02

. I've

2:28:05

got some video game quiz cards somewhere that I think might be quite fun and we can obviously

2:28:07

do a little bit of a merch giveaway

2:28:09

off the back of that . We

2:28:11

can send this stuff anywhere in the world . So don't feel

2:28:14

like , oh , I can't get involved because , don't

2:28:16

you worry about it . Rggt's

2:28:19

got contacts .

2:28:21

Oh yes , he can send

2:28:23

logistics is my middle name

2:28:25

that isn't as andrew

2:28:27

, but it's gamer that's

2:28:31

what I was thinking too .

2:28:32

I thought I was like , I thought it was gamer , broke the fourth wall

2:28:34

, phil and andrew and andrew it's gamer Broke the fourth wall .

2:28:36

Phil , head out Andrew . Head

2:28:38

out Andrew it's gamer Gamer

2:28:41

. Otherwise

2:28:46

, your gamer tag is rat .

2:28:49

Well , I can't go no further . Let's not muck about what

2:28:52

we normally do . Is Seb , is we take one about

2:28:54

? So

2:28:56

I'll start . So thank you to our subscriber

2:28:58

, our supporter Trestles New York

2:29:00

.

2:29:02

Next up we have the amazing

2:29:04

Italian stallion , his badabink star

2:29:07

.

2:29:08

Next up we have Tingle Turner

2:29:10

or

2:29:12

Tuner Tuner . My bad , tingle Tuner

2:29:14

, you can read Tuna .

2:29:17

That means I get to

2:29:20

make space in the cupboard because for some

2:29:22

reason now I'm joined by an Axiotal Digital

2:29:25

Monkery and

2:29:28

Scotty , although he's got a shout-out coming up

2:29:30

. So who's next ?

2:29:32

We've got Roast Space Monk .

2:29:35

The Gamer Gran as well RGT

2:29:37

.

2:29:39

I'm leaving that in . I love it You're fired

2:29:42

and then you're instantly rehired

2:29:44

. I've been fired twice and hired twice

2:29:47

in one show , hey man you're making

2:29:49

moves ?

2:29:50

Yeah , this is how you progress

2:29:52

in any company . If you stick with the company , you're never going to get

2:29:54

promoted . But if you leave , get something else and

2:29:56

come back damn

2:29:59

, you're never going to get promoted . But if you leave , get something else and come back damn , you're running the place . Next , the absolute

2:30:01

mega stallion , bull Border .

2:30:04

And then we've got Boba

2:30:07

.

2:30:08

And we have Marathon Gaming .

2:30:11

Absolute stud , which means I get the

2:30:13

immortal Sealmaster

2:30:15

Elliot . I mean it's worth

2:30:17

joining Discord alone just to unseal

2:30:20

a game and then send in the video

2:30:22

because it literally crushes

2:30:24

him . I don't know why am I getting off on

2:30:26

crushing Elliot ? The guy's like one of the loveliest people

2:30:28

on planet Earth .

2:30:29

Yeah , it's a bit weird that . Apologise now

2:30:31

.

2:30:32

I'm so sorry , Sealmaster who's

2:30:36

?

2:30:36

next Sound like you're at a karate club

2:30:38

, then I'm so sorry , sealmaster

2:30:40

. Next

2:30:42

up we have the absolute unit , which is Ginge

2:30:44

.

2:30:45

On that note , I'll tell you someone who's missing in action

2:30:47

from the early days Sensei Rios

2:30:50

. Oh yeah , now

2:30:52

, last time I was on Instagram he'd changed

2:30:54

his name . I don't know whether it was in Homage

2:30:56

to Bobby , but he's like HandsomeRob7

2:30:58

or something like that . He's gone from Sensei

2:31:01

RedDragonRius . He's

2:31:06

now an Aldi version of Bobby . Get in touch , sensei

2:31:08

Rius . I mean , you had some of the earliest

2:31:10

merch . He was

2:31:12

one of the first t-shirts yeah , he did . Yeah , Fair play to him .

2:31:16

Next up , we have .

2:31:17

Emma Sharp yeah , not

2:31:19

on the apps . No

2:31:21

, okay , just checking .

2:31:25

Sorry .

2:31:25

OG Tom . Is

2:31:28

she back from holiday at Farmington now , or

2:31:31

what's going on ?

2:31:32

No , I don't think she's gone yet . She goes in the next

2:31:34

week or two , I think . Okay , all

2:31:36

right , I

2:31:38

don't want to say a date in case OG

2:31:40

Tom's around .

2:31:43

To be fair , once a sexual predator , always a

2:31:45

sexual predator Next . Oh my

2:31:47

Wow , we're

2:31:50

family , it's okay . He's

2:31:53

a big fan of comedy as well . Situational

2:31:55

awkward comedy he's a big fan of . So

2:31:57

a man who's never situationally

2:31:59

awkward at all and always fit for every motion

2:32:02

and appropriation ever it's

2:32:04

Harvey Retro he's so

2:32:06

in he's automatically given

2:32:08

consent .

2:32:11

Love to hear it .

2:32:13

Next up we have the Wonderful

2:32:15

Grape , which is nowhere near Berlin .

2:32:19

Next up we have my favorite on this list

2:32:21

, mumsy .

2:32:24

No , hang on a minute . So I've been stitched up with the

2:32:26

RGT fan club again

2:32:29

. You love it . I don't know who these guys

2:32:31

are , but I

2:32:33

don't like them at all . No

2:32:38

one's ponied up for the GN fan club

2:32:40

why ? Would they , you're

2:32:44

right , I'm the most despicable creature

2:32:46

on the internet , so I deserve my fans , thank you

2:32:49

.

2:32:49

Who's next , pete

2:32:52

Brocklehurst ? Thank you , pete .

2:32:54

Absolute stud . Is it my turn

2:32:56

?

2:32:56

So it's Seb next , okay

2:32:58

, all right . Then I have Billy Marmite absolute stud . Is it my turn ? So it's Seb next , okay , alright .

2:33:00

then I have Billy Marmite absolute

2:33:03

legend which

2:33:06

means I get Simon Simon

2:33:08

, simon

2:33:11

Pryke well done .

2:33:13

I think that was a good try .

2:33:16

I'll get left with the

2:33:18

man . Do I have to say this , sexually as well

2:33:20

to him ?

2:33:21

Is that me who's contractually obliged to say it sexually

2:33:23

?

2:33:23

That's what I mean , that's fell on me , so do I

2:33:25

do it or do you do it ?

2:33:28

I'll give it a go Go on then . Saf

2:33:31

gangies .

2:33:33

The man , the myth , the legend .

2:33:37

I'm not even going to comment on that .

2:33:40

I thought I was going to get loads of stick , for when I absolutely

2:33:43

fluffed his name in post-coilful

2:33:45

noises , I absolutely thought I was

2:33:47

going to be done , but I got

2:33:49

off quite lightly , to be fair .

2:33:50

Well , you started off doing it the first few weeks in sort of a

2:33:52

deep , sexy voice , and you've now turned it into some

2:33:55

sort of B-rate adult movie .

2:33:58

I'd say it's B-rate for me and Fat Zangiefa innit

2:34:00

.

2:34:01

It gotta be , it

2:34:04

gotta be . He starts off at B and goes

2:34:06

up from there .

2:34:08

With all Turning

2:34:16

to a Ric Flair woo-off .

2:34:17

With all that said and done .

2:34:19

Gentlemen , ladies , we thank you

2:34:21

so much for your very , very kind donations

2:34:23

on a monthly basis . You are uh

2:34:26

making the difference . Hopefully , you can absolutely

2:34:28

try to pull that back into the show in terms

2:34:30

of the merch and the bits and bobs that we've sent out already

2:34:32

in the early adopters . Um

2:34:35

, we want to continue supporting you

2:34:37

. We've got some live events coming up , um

2:34:39

, which we're attending , and

2:34:42

we'd love to see you there as well , um

2:34:45

, and we've got lots of exciting things planned . So

2:34:47

, yeah , thank you so much for your support

2:34:49

. Um , it's

2:34:52

game changing and it certainly allowed us

2:34:54

to be able to um

2:34:57

help people , or at least offer

2:34:59

to help people , and , you know

2:35:01

, really game changing

2:35:03

stuff going on . So we thank you so much for what you've

2:35:05

done . The only thing really left and I want

2:35:07

to make this a quick fire round , if we may , gentlemen

2:35:09

, because my enthusiasm

2:35:12

at recording in the day is

2:35:14

waning , because it's now , by

2:35:17

any reckoning of the world , clock 10 past

2:35:19

midnight , um gentlemen

2:35:22

, that's what it is over there . No , I'm joking

2:35:25

okay , but

2:35:27

we're running close rgt . What

2:35:29

are you hoping to play this gaming week ?

2:35:32

uh , I think it's gonna have to be a start on forbidden

2:35:34

west , um , probably

2:35:36

some more roller drone Drome

2:35:38

, and I must get back on to Bioshock 2 and get

2:35:40

that finished . This

2:35:44

would play that again , so I must get back on that . I've left that

2:35:46

too long . Probably mostly those three

2:35:48

.

2:35:48

I think I'm moister than a

2:35:50

rotten ham sandwich . Good

2:35:53

, is that moist ? I think

2:35:55

, given time very . I would call that sl think given time very

2:35:58

.

2:35:59

Yes , yeah , I would call that slimy , but

2:36:01

okay .

2:36:02

That fits for him as well .

2:36:05

Yeah , I mean yeah

2:36:07

.

2:36:12

Well , everyone , I'm hoping to play .

2:36:14

My reputation outside of this show is toast .

2:36:17

What are you ?

2:36:17

hoping to play .

2:36:19

I'm hoping to play some more V Rising . I think

2:36:21

that's an amazing game that more people should check out . If

2:36:25

you have a PS5 or PC , definitely

2:36:27

check that game out . I think , especially if you

2:36:29

like vampire lore and also if you like Diablo

2:36:31

and crafting , like light

2:36:34

crafting elements , definitely check that one out . I

2:36:36

also think , yeah , I

2:36:39

beat Bellatro this week , this past week

2:36:41

, so I'm probably going to move

2:36:44

on to greener pastures as far as that game goes

2:36:46

, but probably just V rising . If I'm

2:36:48

being honest out , I think I've . Yeah

2:36:51

, I found everything in Prince of Persia , so I think

2:36:53

I'm good right now .

2:36:55

Okay . No that's

2:36:59

you , george . I'm good right now . Okay , how about you , george ? Well , I did actually forget to mention

2:37:01

that I've been playing an awful lot of Dave the Diver . I really quite

2:37:03

like the game .

2:37:04

Yeah .

2:37:05

My only frustration is dude

2:37:07

the food serving . It's a

2:37:09

bit like oh , can we just get this out of the way

2:37:12

? It's tedious . I want to get

2:37:14

back to the diving . I know we needed to break the gameplay

2:37:16

up a little bit , but I can't

2:37:18

make Dave run very far and I'll be honest

2:37:20

with you . I've got that many things on the menu and that many people

2:37:23

coming now , so

2:37:28

many people go home disappointed and so much sushi goes in the bin and so much effort

2:37:30

went into catching it . Throw me a bone , someone

2:37:32

, please .

2:37:33

Hire more people . Hire more people

2:37:35

, man .

2:37:38

With people come costs . They do with

2:37:42

people come costs . But you're right , that's probably

2:37:44

what I should do . It's beyond my capability

2:37:46

for Dave to do on his own anymore . But yeah , that

2:37:48

game is is

2:37:51

actually really fun , and of

2:37:53

all the games as well , it really fits the ball

2:37:55

really nice . Are you playing on Switch ? No , no , no

2:37:58

. And of all the games as well it really fits the portal Really nice . Are

2:38:01

you playing on Switch ? No , no , no , oh , thank goodness no

2:38:03

, I'm playing it on portal mainly

2:38:06

. Oh no .

2:38:07

It's fine , oh , and PlayStation Portal is

2:38:09

pretty good . Yeah , oh , that's good

2:38:11

.

2:38:11

To be fair , once I'd gone full

2:38:14

sort of white jacket , tech specs , geeky

2:38:20

glasses , the whole bag of tricks pulled a pen out my top pocket

2:38:22

and fiddle with my internet settings and all that sort of stuff , it worked

2:38:24

flawlessly . If you're brave enough to do

2:38:26

that if you're brave enough to do that , and

2:38:29

I've heard success stories where people haven't even had

2:38:31

to do that . But bear in

2:38:33

mind you're gonna have to go deep on your route of

2:38:35

settings if it's not working straight out of the box

2:38:37

. And now I can take mine

2:38:40

away Not far , admittedly

2:38:42

, I haven't pushed it to its limits , but

2:38:44

at least two , three , four

2:38:46

miles as the crow flies , no problems

2:38:48

at all . I might as well be sat at home , so very

2:38:51

pleased with that . Are

2:38:53

you going to play the Godzilla part ? I've

2:38:56

got the DLC . It came up free at some point in time and I grabbed

2:38:58

it because I think it's going to go paid very

2:39:00

soon .

2:39:01

I think this fall right , yeah , I think

2:39:04

.

2:39:04

Well , I don't know if it goes paid or whether it just gets . I

2:39:06

did read that it was just pulled from sale , so

2:39:08

whether it was like an exclusive time thing , that

2:39:10

was a bonus for the movie , but yeah , it looked pretty cool

2:39:13

. And there was another one as well , the Dredge DLC

2:39:15

as well I picked up because I was like , yeah

2:39:17

, that's got legs and that was free as well

2:39:19

. So I thought , yeah , I'll grab it . One last

2:39:21

touchstone before we hit the outro , gentlemen

2:39:23

, and

2:39:27

I wondered what your thoughts

2:39:30

were on this . Playstation's had an outage . It's

2:39:32

not quite the PSN outage of

2:39:34

back in the day

2:39:37

, but PlayStation Stars has gone . Yeah , no , not

2:39:39

yeah , because where's all my digital collectibles

2:39:41

? I've spent ages collecting . And where's all

2:39:43

my points ? I've spent ages collecting .

2:39:47

I'm just hoping they stop talking about it .

2:39:49

if I'm being honest , Thing

2:39:52

is it's free stuff .

2:39:53

It doesn't cost you anything or

2:39:56

saving up for a £20 voucher .

2:40:00

Oh , did him . She would be , wouldn't you ? I reckon

2:40:02

we ought to get past along on on the phone . I've

2:40:04

seen I see RGT being a prime

2:40:06

candidate for the call .

2:40:09

Oh , I'm all over it . I'm already no man .

2:40:12

Are you a corn eater ? Oh

2:40:14

, oh yes . Oh yeah , you're going to fit right

2:40:16

in , not orally anyway . Oh

2:40:19

, you definitely fit right in laughing

2:40:22

, laughing wow

2:40:25

laughing .

2:40:29

Is it still in the tin or ?

2:40:31

laughing but

2:40:34

anyways it's on it's third cycle of

2:40:36

the human body . He just cleans it and

2:40:38

then just serves it back up . Wow

2:40:41

, yeah .

2:40:42

If you bring a lot of butter and everything , they'll love you

2:40:44

.

2:40:46

I've got plenty of butter .

2:40:47

RGT's the dairy king . I

2:40:49

don't know why I said king . I was going to say queen , then

2:40:51

I was always a man , I better call him a king and it came

2:40:54

out . It basically ended up sounding like queef

2:40:56

. That's all we have time for this

2:40:58

week . Listeners , as always , thank you for your time . We look forward to

2:41:00

the pleasure of speaking to you again next week . Until then , happy

2:41:02

gaming and remember there's nothing wrong with

2:41:04

being given the unofficial controller . It's what you do

2:41:06

with it that counts . See you , gentlemen

2:41:08

, see you later . Bye

2:41:35

, outro Music .

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