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Hello and welcome to the Unofficial Controller Podcast
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, your weekly gaming podcast , Episode 223
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, with me , George , and this week joined by RGT
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and he's
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back . Pop the Pyros , it's Triple
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S said these men are Lennon
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and McCartney . To my failed audition
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for the Quarrymen . Gentlemen , how's
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it going ?
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Very , very well , very well .
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It's going good . Good , gentlemen , can
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you feel it ? Can
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you feel it ? Hear your voice again ? It's lovely . There's a buzz in the air . There's electricity that's
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going through the air . It's going all the way from texas , all the way across
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the atlantic , all the way to the uk
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and everyone . You can hear the
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. It's a bit of a buzz
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and then it turns into a rumble and
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that rumble sounds like the people , the
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people are chanting . They are glad . All
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the millions and millions
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of
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Sam's fans are rejoicing
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because , finally , triple
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S has rejoined , rejoined and
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took his rightful place amongst you lads
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in the UCP
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podcast . Gentlemen , thank you for
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having me back .
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Listen , let's get caught up because PAX
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big games event
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over there . You went there as our
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roving reporter and then things went
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quiet . I employed Mouse
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, the Bounty Hunter , to go over and try
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and find out what's going on and I
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heard back that you'd kind of fell
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in with a tearaway Texan pastor
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with a checkered past and
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it transpired that he had sort of co-opted
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you into joining a cult . But
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Mouse mounted up , he got his little sidearm
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and he is a , a mouse , so it's a very small sidearm
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, probably , you know , unrecognisable
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to the human eye . He went in there and
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got you out . He bust you out . I
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do believe Ray was the getaway mobile . You're
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back with us now , safe in Mumsy's
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bosom . All
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I can say is you've been missed , not only
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here in the Discord and
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everywhere else . Welcome
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back on a genuine note . You've been missed not
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only here in the Discord and everywhere else . Welcome back
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On a genuine note , breaking the fourth wall . Sir , are
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you well ?
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I am absolutely fantastic . Yeah
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, this year's been just
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on a crazy note for me . So
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full transparency here . Like I was lured in , you know , I was lured in by
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the I guess you could say the lure of a Texan pastor
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who basically said you know what ? We're going to
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pay you more , absolutely
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more money than the Furkay
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Corporation . And you know me , money , money
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talks in all facets of life . So
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I said sir , said sir
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, I'm gonna jump on that horse and I'm gonna ride with you
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, I'm gonna ride with you . And he took me to
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this little strange place called el paso
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, texas , and not a whole lot there , there's a
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whole like a couple movie theaters . You can see the tumbleweeds
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. It's the . It's very stereotypical what
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you think of of texas and such like that
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. And you know everything
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was going well , they , we had a meeting , we sat
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down and you know it was about five
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hours into the meeting and such like that that
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I realized I was at a combine man . And
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the crazy thing is , you know , they
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wouldn't let me out for a little while . And
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next thing , you know , I got hooked on this thing
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called Sweet Baby Ray's . Have you heard about it ? It's a barbecue
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sauce really popular in the States . Anyways , got hooked on this thing
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called Sweet Baby Ray's . Have you heard about it ? It's a barbecue sauce really popular in the States
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. Anyways , got hooked on the Sweet Baby Ray's . They barbecued the heck out
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of some meat to briskets all the way around
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and everything like that Gained 10 pounds while
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I was there . And then this little mouse came , jumped
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over the wall , started slapping people
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left and right and said we got to get you out of here , we
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got to get you back to civilization . And
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I looked at that mouse and I said fivo . And he said no , that's my cousin . And I said all right
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, it doesn't matter , it really doesn't matter . Um , so me and him , I tilted out of here and
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I'm back . Guys , I am officially back
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in civilization . Left el paso behind
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, still took , took a bottle of sweet
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baby rays on the go and everything like that , plan
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on doing a nice little barbecue this
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weekend for Father's Day . But I digress
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, it's been a little bit of a up
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and down struggle and outside of that , you know
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, to break the fourth wall to let
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everyone in for a little bit In
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real life , outside of
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the Colts and all that kind of stuff
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I got laid off
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earlier this year of stuff
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like I . I got laid off this , this like earlier this year , and I was trying to figure out what what life
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looks like next . And you know what I was going to do . I
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had to put things on pause a little bit and try to
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reconfigure my life around and
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and such like that . And then you
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know , everything sort of aligned recently
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to where I got this , a lot of momentum
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back in in life and such like that . So we
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all fall down . I got back up and it's great
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being here with y'all guys , sir , it's been a
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while you don't need
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to apologize either .
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Within the story lore of the show which
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, if you're a new listener , you're probably thinking what
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the hell is going on here ? Well , there's 222
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episodes to go dig through . It's a
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good law say
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it's good , it's above average , to
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be fair . I'm probably only selling
5:27
it it's okay , alright , but what other
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podcaster's got law like this ? Yeah , breaking
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the fourth wall . It's good to have you back . Let's
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, let's not dwell on it . Let's , let's
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feast on the positives here . Dog got you
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out . You're back with us . To
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anyone wondering if this is a video game news show , it
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is , so let's just give
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people a heads up of what's going down . We've got some news
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coming up , which is the very hottest news
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. As always , we've got Ray . No
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other show's got a Ray . We've got a Stingray
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. Wait till the end of the episode to
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find out what he's looking like this week . But
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before all that starts , what we like to do is dig in and let you
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know what we've been playing . And because I'm all ears , I don't know
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whether he's been playing the tiger electronics game in that
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cult locked up on his bunk bed
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or what , but uh , triple
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s said what
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, sir , have you been playing
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?
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can I , before I dive into what I've been playing
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, can I ask you a question , like I just want to
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. I want to get your opinions ? Um
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, yeah , like yeah
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, for sure , for sure . Um , I know we have the news
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going on in search of that and I know we have
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the video game releases , but I I
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want to bring a topic to your y'all's attention
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because I want your opinion . Last
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year I touted that it was
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probably one of the best years ever
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as far as video game releases . I felt like , especially
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on the AAA level , it had a lot
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of stuff for a lot of people . You know there was a lot
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of variety there . I want your opinions
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, like how do you feel about this year so
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far in video games ? Do you feel like it's a
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slow year ? Do
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you , in video games , do you feel like it's a slow year ? Do you feel like it's very specialized ? Do you feel like this year has been like you've been feasting
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because a lot of games have come out for you ?
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I'm like I'm curious on how y'all feel about this year . Me personally , I
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feel like I've been scratching deeper and deeper into my backlog
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, which is no bad thing . I'm
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I'm struggling to kind
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of find a game that I've gravitated towards this
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year . You know , know , things are a little bit and
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this is no disrespect but you know , things are a little bit
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dicey when Georgie Boy is playing
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online games and Georgie Boy is playing
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Helldivers 2 . I mean , if
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you'd have took me back in time and said , oh , you're
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going to really start enjoying this online game , I'd
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have said no , absolutely not
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. But to be fair
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, I've had a really good grip on with that
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. In terms of this year , I do
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feel it's been a bit barren . Our own Stingray
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has turned up with barely a morsel
7:52
in the boot from one week to the next . In terms of
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there's Indy kicking about , don't
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get me wrong . There always is , but wading through
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that sometimes is quite hard . Breaking
8:02
the meniscus of that that there's not really
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been any . To
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say there's been no triple eight is completely wrong
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. To say there's been no sort of second
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party studio developments is also wrong
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, because we've seen stellar
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blade , we've seen lots
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of other games of that caliber come out
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but just haven't really hit for me
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. I think it'd be wrong to say in
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June . This year's a bit of a bust , but
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I'm
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just excited to see what comes
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out the back of it . Obviously we had the Xbox showcase
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and that had some things in there that kind of whet my appetite
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for things that are interesting . We'll
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get into that in the news , but I think they
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I'll be honest , I think
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they absolutely delivered . We've
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been saying for some time they need to turn
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up and show us something . They did . I
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mean it was a bit lacking in terms
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of , you know , nailed
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on release dates for some of the things that I saw
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which would have . That
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would have put the hype train through the roof if
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they'd done some , you know , like they did with Hi-Fi
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Rush , if they'd done a stealth drop on us , if they'd
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done something along those lines of a game of
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that calibre . We
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kind of know , on the edge of the
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industry , what has been going on
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and what games have got coming out , but
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you know , to have stealth drop
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for the masses , something of you know
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, of a good calibre , I
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think would have just put that whole thing into
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it . Chef's kiss yeah , I mean
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it was a chef's kiss . Chef
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Ramsay's not going to come along and tip the
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pan on the floor , is he ? And start
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swearing profanities at Xbox . That's
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a fact . But yeah , I
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was very happy with what I saw
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there . I think this year's probably
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going to be , you know something
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, where it's a bit more traditional , where we start grinding
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into the games so
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quarter three , quarter four , ready
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for that sort of holiday release season . I
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see that getting quite busy and congested
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there . I think we've probably quite rightly
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had a little bit of breathing
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space , I think , at the beginning
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, which has been good . It's allowed
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us all to kind of break the backs
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of our backlogs and hopefully
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arrive at
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the back end of the year with a slightly less embarrassing
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six foot high stack of games I still haven't played
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and a
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little bit of a hunger for more . I've
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I've totally dominated
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that whole conversation , so I want to spin it over
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to RGT .
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Do you feel the same way ? Rgt .
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I'm glad you brought this up , because I was going to speak about this on the show
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. Actually , I think a word for
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me this year so far is deflated . Ah
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, this
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week , especially the
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current gen , we've got the
10:49
switch . We've got the PS five . We've
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got the switch . Yeah , well , it is
10:54
for that is for Nintendo .
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But yeah , hang on , hang on
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. I just want to need to pause you there , cause we
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just need to get said caught up . The
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, the , the switch is dead . Baby , it's
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not dead , it's
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on ice .
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I think you know I would probably
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call it life support . You
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know , like we know it's dead .
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It's just like no one wants to say it , RGT
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. What were you saying ? We ?
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just don't want to say it out loud my
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, my current three
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.
12:08
You know , current gen consoles as such
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are the switch , ps5 and I've got a series x um
12:13
. This week especially
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, I have got no passion
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to play those three whatsoever
12:21
. I have played them but I
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seem to have lost . The only thing that's piqued me a
12:25
bit was the xbox showcase . Um
12:27
, watching that really got me a
12:29
bit excited for some games coming out , um
12:32
, especially , you know , first
12:34
party ones for microsoft
12:36
. But I just don't
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know . This year I think
12:40
it's a combination of we knew this year was
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probably going to be a bit of a downer anyway
12:45
. Last year we were exceptionally
12:47
spoiled and
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I think the two of those collided
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is really , and I just
12:53
find myself and I know it's probably
12:56
not your thing , seb , but for
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me I've been more excited going
13:00
back through back catalogues of PS3 , xbox
13:03
360 , been loving them and
13:05
that's what I've been sort
13:07
of more excited to play . And we
13:10
had this conversation last , not last week
13:12
, before cruising through
13:14
PlayStation Premium Games Pass and
13:17
it's just end up playing nothing . You're
13:19
so spoilt for choice and I know this sounds
13:21
a really stupid thing to moan about . There's too
13:24
many things on there , but
13:26
you just need that . That big
13:28
bang and game you know is coming , you
13:30
know , to get you excited for it , and especially
13:33
with playstation at the moment , that isn't there
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, um , and
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then , even though the xbox showcase is really
13:40
good , don't forget there's quite a few of these are 2025
13:42
. So I
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and I just don't know , I just feel
13:47
really drained of current gen
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at the moment and I , I just , you know
13:51
, I'm looking elsewhere to play
13:53
games at the moment to get excited for . And I just find
13:55
, especially , like I say , with
13:57
the ps3 , even ps4 , you've
13:59
got massive libraries there . You pick the games up for
14:01
next to nothing and I could dive into series
14:03
that I've never experienced before and
14:06
I've really been sort of swaying that . Well
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, I've actually been forcing myself to turn
14:10
on the ps5 and xbox series x , um
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, and I've gone two or three
14:14
weeks sometimes without even turning them on , you
14:17
know . So it's , yeah , it's , it's
14:19
, it's a struggle this year , I'll put it that way and
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I do . I don't , like I say
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, I don't know whether it is because of last year , I've
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had a bit of burnout from having so many
14:27
games I don't know , um , but
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yeah , I think , like I say , going back to what I said
14:32
, deflated I feel a bit this year with
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the whole situation and because it's been all the drama
14:37
as well the xbox and the closing
14:39
the studios and yes , it
14:41
was a . You know it's not a nice thing , but that's all you hear on the
14:43
internet . It's all you see . It's not a nice thing , but that's all you hear on the internet . It's
14:45
all you see . And everything
14:48
seems quite negative at the moment . Even
14:53
the state of play was okay
14:55
, it was all right . I wouldn't say it was
14:57
inspirational , but I think just
14:59
to get me back on board a little bit , I
15:01
think the Xbox showcase
15:03
dragged me back up a little bit , but we
15:05
just need some positive things , I think this year .
15:08
The fact that they've addressed every
15:10
issue I ever had with Flight Simulator
15:12
and they've added in those jobs has suddenly made
15:15
it the SnowRunner of the skies , and
15:17
I'm salivating like a starving pig
15:19
just to lick its earlobe .
15:23
See , I'm glad you said that .
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You asked a question , so what's your take fresh out of the cult ? What ? What
15:31
are you seeing here ?
15:32
because you've got fresh eyes on this . You know , um , I've
15:34
been thinking , I've been thinking about this all year
15:36
because I've I too feel like
15:38
this year has been lacking , but I
15:41
I couldn't put my finger
15:43
on it until I start analyzing things outside
15:46
of the medium and I thought to myself I'm like
15:48
, okay , last year , I
15:50
think , was one of the best , if not the best
15:52
, video game release years ever
15:54
, and I think this year so
15:57
far , tv shows
15:59
is kind of having that same kind of like
16:01
oomph there and whereas
16:03
video games just kind of slid off . But because , like
16:05
tv shows , you got house of the dragon , you got um
16:07
the bear , all sorts of different oh
16:10
, it feels like every oh , fallout
16:12
was really good . Um , you
16:14
got that . Um , the boys is coming back this
16:16
week . As of this recording , I'm like it
16:18
feels like every single week we are getting
16:20
a banger , um , a banger of
16:22
high quality on tv shows and
16:24
I looked at that and I
16:27
analyzed okay , right
16:29
now in video games it feels like netflix
16:31
. It feels like we have a lot of choices but
16:34
none of those choices feel high
16:36
premium choices . You know like , yeah
16:38
, it's either . It's either like
16:40
very much a acquired
16:42
taste sort of thing to where , like a lot of the games
16:45
that have come out so far , and whether it be stiller
16:47
blade , whether it be yakuza
16:49
, like a dragon and I love the first like
16:52
like a dragon . But infinite wealth is
16:54
the same game with just a little bit of a different
16:56
spin to it . Um , final fantasy
16:58
7 , part 2 um
17:00
, there's a lot of um , oh , um
17:03
, grand blue fantasy , persona 3
17:05
all those games have a very anime
17:07
like way of storytelling . If
17:09
you're really not , you have to be in the mood for that
17:11
and you also have to be like a
17:13
fan of that style of storytelling if you're
17:16
looking for something different besides
17:18
prince of persia and dragon's dogma
17:20
, which dragon's dogma really doesn't tell a very
17:22
cohesive story at all . It's
17:25
more about , like it's a very much a ps3
17:27
rpg .
17:28
So unless you're into those sort of things , you're
17:30
very much starved on the triple a side of the
17:32
fence and yeah
17:34
, I think what I found as well and , like
17:37
I said , I know I'm saying I'm complaining
17:40
because there is , if you've got the
17:42
subscription packages , there's thousands
17:44
of games to play . But I feel like there's thousands of games to play but I feel
17:46
like there's loads of games being thrown
17:48
at me but nothing is sticking and I
17:50
just can't find that game that
17:52
grabs me . And I don't know whether
17:54
that is because of last year , because of all the
17:56
AAA goodness we had , or whether
17:59
it's just me . I'm
18:01
just in a bit of a funk at the moment with the games .
18:03
I think this far into this current gen
18:05
, we're just expecting that game that sits
18:08
us on our backsides . I was also
18:10
doing some sort of timeline
18:13
research and if we go
18:15
back to the ps4's launch , if
18:17
we map that to the ps5
18:20
, we wouldn't even have had red dead 2
18:22
yet . You , you know , and that although
18:24
Xbox and Sony claim we're halfway
18:26
through the life cycle of this machine
18:29
, I say , hmm
18:31
well , there's lots of good things
18:33
to come yet . Obviously , you know we've
18:35
got some big games out there on the horizon that we're
18:37
just waiting to sort of solidify and come down the pipe
18:40
. But I just feel like we're maybe
18:42
calling it a bit too early . The PS4
18:45
had sort of cross-gen games
18:47
and Xbox was the same
18:49
, and
18:53
I really feel like now we're starting to enter its stride and although we feel like we're probably
18:55
not seeing everything this gen's got to offer
18:57
, I think by the time the holidays
18:59
come around and we start pumping into
19:01
2025 , I
19:03
think we're going to have some really exciting stories
19:06
. I think the news thread
19:08
is quiet as well , which is
19:10
also kind of it brings people's
19:12
spirits down a little bit the whole industry's
19:15
kind of one cog back
19:17
on the gearbox , because they're just kind of waiting
19:19
. I see a lot of the same news stories being regurgitated
19:22
. I see a lot of rumors getting
19:24
spanned into stuff with no credibility
19:26
behind them and
19:29
I see lots of sort of narratives
19:32
about game design and production
19:34
length and budgets and other bits and
19:36
bobs and that
19:38
seems to kind of be not
19:41
making excuses for the industry
19:44
but certainly has
19:46
paved the way for the place we find ourselves
19:48
in at the moment , which is just this kind of window
19:50
of nothingness . Last year was
19:52
so good and I should imagine a lot
19:54
of games that maybe were going to come out
19:56
last year took a look at the release cycle
19:58
and went , oh crikey , call it , give
20:01
it 12 months under the incubation and we'll come out
20:03
Christmas next year . Because
20:05
we just can't compete with some of these . And
20:07
I don't blame them , yeah for sure
20:09
not . Hopefully . That means that they'll be leaving
20:11
that sort of cross-gen thing behind . I think
20:14
the user install base the PS5
20:16
and Series X is
20:18
kind of there or thereabouts . I
20:21
think the Switch 2 probably can't come quick enough . We've
20:23
all talked about the Series S holding things back
20:25
and the kind of Switch being
20:27
the powerhouse of sales machine . It is
20:30
as well . It's probably had an impact
20:32
on the sort of games that we're seeing .
20:34
it's got to be scalable so
20:38
I want to follow up on something you just said
20:40
, and I think that's a very intriguing thought
20:42
. I do think a lot of games got out of the way
20:44
of 2023 , especially
20:47
and uh , in 20 . But like , this
20:50
is their window , man , because next year , like
20:53
nintendo's coming back full scale
20:55
with that switch to and with their large
20:57
lineup , and then even
21:00
more so I nintendo's gonna sell what they're gonna
21:02
sell , but gta 5
21:04
I mean gta 6 is a
21:06
monster . That , yeah , that game
21:08
is gonna suck up three months of
21:11
of that year and that's just minimum
21:13
. And then the holiday season it's going
21:15
to have that same reoccurring effect again , where
21:18
the people who didn't buy it at the beginning of the year
21:20
, in march well , it's looking like march
21:22
are probably going to buy that game towards
21:24
the end of the year as well .
21:25
So I'm like I can see that game . That
21:28
game is going to be phenomenal , no questions about
21:31
it . We've been waiting long enough to see what
21:33
a true next gen , because GTA five , as
21:35
great as it is to be able to play on PS4
21:37
, and PS5 and series X or whatever
21:40
, and the fridge , the gen before
21:42
that you 11 years
21:44
old .
21:45
11 years ago it came out .
21:46
All we've had is a shined up penny from that
21:48
all the way forward . So to think the lessons
21:50
they've learned from Red Dead , the lessons
21:52
that they've learned from the online space , what
21:54
that means in terms of what they can bring , and
21:59
we never saw them actually max out . I mean , we kind of did with Red Dead 2 . We
22:01
saw them kind of push that current gen , but
22:08
this gen , um , I feel like our red dead will be gta6 and that's coming early
22:10
part of next year , quarter one or two
22:12
, or h1 , if , depending on how you look at it
22:15
. Um , and I think that's literally
22:17
gonna absolutely kill
22:19
the industry , stone dead because no
22:22
one's going to be able to compete with that it . It's
22:24
going to be for sure , not absolute juggernaut and
22:26
it's going to take some big scalps along the
22:28
way , um , which I
22:30
think is a shame . So next year is going to
22:32
be interesting for sure . We'll see
22:34
who dare poke the periscope
22:36
up in the world that GTA six
22:38
dominates . Um , you're
22:40
going to be bright , you've got to be brave , but you've got
22:42
to be coming with something a little bit different . So that's
22:45
going to be super exciting
22:47
as well .
22:50
But to answer your initial question
22:52
, though I do think it is , I
22:54
think it's very much an acquired
22:57
taste here so far this year . I do think the
22:59
later half of the year we will get those what
23:02
I would call the HBO quality shows
23:04
and video games that we're missing in
23:07
Star Wars Outlaws , for instance
23:09
. I think this AC
23:11
Shadows is the first time I've been really
23:13
excited , or at least decently excited , about
23:16
Assassin's Creed in a very long time . Those
23:19
two look like they're going to be really good .
23:20
Let me just say about that , though I was pumped
23:22
for that . When I kind of saw that CGI reveal
23:25
trailer trailer I was like wow
23:27
is this the gameplay and
23:29
then I saw the gameplay and I was like , oh
23:31
god , it's foul hallow with it . It's foul
23:33
hallow with it . Oh god , it's foul
23:35
hallow with the ghost of shishima skin . This is
23:37
not why .
23:38
That's exactly . That's exactly how most
23:40
people felt about it . Um , I
23:42
felt very similar to where I
23:44
was just like , oh , I'm excited to see what they do with this
23:46
new setting . And then I saw the gameplay and I'm like , oh
23:48
, I know exactly what this game is
23:50
. I'm like I know
23:53
how most people are going to spend that 40
23:55
to 80 hours in that game . Just more
23:58
, come on , yeah , by
24:00
the two minutes that we saw in the gameplay trailer
24:02
, I feel the opposite kind
24:04
of happened with dragon age . Um
24:06
, was it vanguard ? I
24:09
think that's what it was . Yeah , you see the veil
24:11
guard or vanguard , but um , I feel the
24:13
opposite happened to where , like a lot of dragon
24:15
age fans saw the first trailer , where it was very
24:17
much like a goofy , almost
24:19
dungeon dragons type trailer , and
24:21
people were like , oh no , that's not dragon age
24:24
at all . And then they saw the gameplay and they were like , oh
24:26
, this is actually exciting . Yeah
24:28
, so I feel like it is
24:30
going to be a tale of two halves for the rest of this
24:32
year . Of course , you have , um , you
24:34
have what ? Um ? Flight simulator , flight simulator
24:37
, which looks like it'll be up your
24:39
alley , at least the previous
24:41
one .
24:42
That's the thing about flight sim . I had
24:44
them on a real cranky
24:46
old pentium or something
24:49
like that , like microsoft flight simulator 98
24:51
, and I I liked it . I played the wheels off
24:53
of it , to be fair , I mean , obviously I didn't
24:55
have a lot else going on . Um , but
24:58
last year's it was , and I kind of
25:00
said I predicted this online . Everyone's
25:03
going to go crazy for it . There's an episode where I say this everyone's
25:05
going to go crazy for it . There's an episode where I say this Everyone's going to go crazy for it
25:07
. They're going to get all over it . They're going to fly
25:09
a plane over their house . They're going to crash into their
25:11
house . They're going to crash into their mate's house . Then
25:13
they're going to delete it and it's a shame
25:15
because there's actually a grip of a game there . But
25:18
to bring Microsoft Flight Simulator
25:20
to console , there needed to be a little bit more
25:22
tickle under the chin for the console gamer . Those
25:25
jobs that we saw in there
25:27
means that it's right up rgt
25:30
and mine street in terms of the games that
25:32
we like to nerd out to a little
25:34
bit . We talk snow runner , farming simulator
25:36
to see the kind of agricultural
25:38
flying , to see the sort of delivery
25:40
flying to see the coast guard rescue
25:43
flying , to see the sort of tourist
25:45
, vip , uh
25:47
, private jet flying . I was like
25:49
, yeah , do you know what ? Even the hot air
25:51
balloon flying , there's enough
25:53
in it now right to grip
25:56
in a casual and make
25:58
them go . Hmm
26:00
, I've had . I've flown my plane into my friend's
26:02
house hilarious , what's next ? And
26:04
then take on like an oil rig delivery
26:06
mission again and again and again and
26:09
really enjoy that . I thought that
26:11
what they'd done . Considering the
26:13
scale of that game as well , I was absolutely
26:15
blown away by the fidelity graphically
26:17
of what we saw , those
26:19
hot airs . It was
26:21
close to or beyond photorealistic
26:24
at times in that trailer Now , whether that's
26:26
running on a Series X or HAL
26:29
9000 at Microsoft HQ and it'd
26:31
been ramped up to 11 on the graphic settings
26:33
and everything . I was pleased
26:35
to see that and , as I said earlier
26:37
, I'm pleased to see that they've
26:40
opened the gamut a little bit so it's more
26:42
enjoyable for a kid
26:44
. As an example , that's got Games Pass
26:46
. Who's bored of playing Fortnite or Grounded
26:49
or Sea of Thieves ? They've got a little bit of something
26:51
to get into now . Hopefully it's
26:53
not an absolutely killer install .
26:57
We're going to talk about the Xbox Showcase a little
26:59
later , right ?
27:01
No , this is the Xbox Showcase talk . We
27:03
had a solo episode last week
27:05
from the Mighty Bobby . He's not with us this week . He'll be
27:07
back with us next week , so
27:10
we kind of missed it . There was a discussion
27:12
in the Discord and we've kind of
27:14
probably glanced around the main points
27:17
. I would say you know , it's old news
27:19
.
27:19
At this point I
27:22
want to ask you all a question . Rgc
27:29
, this is your first xbox since the 360
27:32
right , or did you have a one um ?
27:33
I had one for a little while , but I sold
27:35
it on um because I was I understand
27:37
there was nothing on it there's nothing on it . I was predominantly
27:39
ps4 because it was just , you know , just
27:42
to be so many games on the ps4 , um
27:44
, but yeah , 360 and I've
27:46
got a series x this time around
27:48
okay .
27:49
So , george , you
27:51
have an xbox series x . Yeah
27:54
, I'm the next . Bizarrely , I
27:56
I actually have both too . I don't , I don't know
27:59
why , but um little
28:01
piggies oh yeah , for sure the gamer
28:03
piggies for sure . Um , my
28:05
question is it's like I . The reason why I asked
28:08
is like that xbox showcase does
28:10
that ? Did it feel like it validated
28:12
your purchase yet or do you feel like you still need
28:15
to see the ?
28:16
game . I'm out . I see the quality I finally
28:18
felt after that showcase , like
28:23
it it's , it's almost ready to be
28:25
deserved some respect . This gen , it's
28:27
kind of like , hmm , there's a stuff in there that
28:29
I kind of wanted to get into . We joked
28:31
before about Indiana Jones only being bought
28:33
by people over 40 . You're not wrong , you're
28:36
absolutely right . I did
28:38
say that , didn't I ? You did , and that's
28:40
probably one of the best quotes you've ever said , because it
28:42
nailed it on . For a while I was
28:44
thinking , oh yeah , they've done well to get this franchise
28:46
. But I'll be honest with you the
28:49
Indiana Jones franchise has been killed
28:51
, oh for sure . Any
28:53
prevailing interest in that is from
28:56
people that got into Star Wars
28:58
in the early 80s at best , who
29:00
were looking for supplementary media from
29:02
LucasArts , and stumbled across Indiana Jones
29:04
and went , yeah , this is flipping brilliant . I
29:07
know that's what I did , but no
29:10
young kids getting hyped up for
29:12
Indiana Jones .
29:15
No , absolutely not .
29:15
I didn't think the last movie was as bad as I thought
29:17
it was going to be . When I actually got to it
29:19
I actually liked it . It's
29:21
just nobody watched it . Nobody watched
29:24
it and I'll be honest with you . The
29:26
thing is , with it it was
29:29
like drinking water . You
29:31
sat down wanting to satiate your Indiana
29:33
Jones thirst . You picked up this glass
29:35
of this gorgeous-looking stuff . You
29:38
gulped it all down . It tasted
29:40
of nothing . Nothing happened
29:42
in that film , really . And the whole
29:45
sort of spoilers for a goodness
29:47
knows how old film now a year
29:50
, that whole
29:52
time travel element . I know we've
29:54
had some fantastical stuff in
29:57
Indiana Jones , but
30:00
hoo-wee , that was just an extra level
30:02
of turd to swallow
30:05
and chug down . I
30:08
balked it up a couple of times . I managed to keep
30:10
it down in the end and I came out feeling
30:12
like I'd seen an Indiana Jones film
30:14
. But pivot back to the game . I'm
30:19
quite excited to see it . It's nice . It's
30:21
been well put together . It's been put together
30:23
by people that have a very keen
30:25
eye for indiana jones , lore and machine
30:28
games does a really good job as well
30:30
, with wolfenstein and all that so exactly
30:32
, and the voice acting is
30:35
actually good . Um , in
30:37
the latest trailer I felt like indy's likeness
30:40
kind of had skewed
30:42
off a little bit from the original trailers that
30:44
I saw . It kind of looked like Harrison
30:47
Ford Light or they'd just got the stunt
30:49
double in or something for some facial
30:51
capture . I don't really know , but
30:53
I don't want to sort of stomp all over it
30:55
. I'm
30:58
still hoping for good things from that . So , yeah
31:00
, fingers crossed . Listen
31:03
, I'm curious . Oh
31:05
, before the episode gets away from us said
31:07
I've gotta know , because
31:10
this is actually more important . Okay
31:12
, what ?
31:13
you've been playing , oh , again . Um
31:15
, I I'm on
31:17
this , I'm on a simulator kick right now
31:19
.
31:20
Um , whoa , yeah you
31:22
laughed , you laughed , you
31:24
say sorry . Now you
31:26
naughty little boy
31:29
.
31:29
I am sorry simulators when they hit they really
31:31
hit um they really hit
31:33
.
31:33
So the thing is , this is why you tell me that the simulator
31:36
that really hit for you is dave the freaking diver
31:38
, and I'm sorry , but that's not what I call a sim
31:40
. So what's this ? No , no that's roguelike .
31:42
That's more of a roguelike , but um , I will
31:44
. So there's this game called
31:47
blockbuster inc . And basically
31:49
you are a you're
31:51
a head of a production studio from the ground . You're starting
31:54
it from the ground up and you are in
31:56
task with making a movie studio
31:58
that is the best movie studio in the world
32:00
so we saw that at
32:03
wsSD Live , did we not ?
32:04
RGT . Yes , we did , yeah , yeah , we got a preview
32:06
hands-on , didn't we ? Yeah , because I think they
32:08
had the developers on
32:11
a lot of voice chat , didn't they ? That's right
32:13
, Seb ? Let me ask you this question , though .
32:17
You've been playing this game , which I'm actually quite excited
32:19
to find out about , because I
32:21
was a massive fan of lionhead
32:24
or bullfrogs the movies . Were you
32:26
aware of that on the periphery before you got into this
32:28
? No , not even . Wow
32:32
, okay , well it's . I'm just being honest . This
32:35
is its spiritual successor
32:38
, so I'm quite hyped to hear what you've got
32:40
to say about it I feel
32:42
like it is a really cool concept
32:44
.
32:44
I didn't know it was already like a spiritual
32:47
successor or something else , so I I gave it credit
32:49
for being an original concept , but I
32:51
digress . I think the I
32:53
think on the surface level , this is a very fun game
32:55
. Now when you get into the minutiae of like
32:57
some of the crafting elements , I
33:00
think that needs a little bit of work , such
33:02
as like being able to put like desk
33:04
flushly against the wall so that you
33:06
can craft things like more efficiently and
33:08
effectively . I feel like that needs a little bit
33:10
more , but I feel like the concept
33:13
of you hiring directors , writers
33:15
, um actors
33:17
, etc . Etc . Is really
33:20
well done . I like that
33:22
. They there's a system management where you have to
33:24
manage everyone's happiness levels . I
33:26
I like the fact that
33:28
they expect certain things to be
33:30
catered to them , such as when they get bigger
33:32
, such as like housing , um are
33:34
like food and such like that . So there's different
33:36
, there's different ways you can keep them happy . I
33:39
do think , like some of the , I
33:41
feel like this feels like a 0.5
33:44
release as opposed , so
33:46
it almost feels like a beta release as opposed to a
33:49
1.0 . Again , because of some quality
33:51
of life issues , I do think if you
33:53
, if maybe the
33:55
housing market that you're able to like
33:57
rent for your , your talent doesn't
34:00
grow and expand . So when you , as you grow
34:02
and expand your roster , eventually
34:04
you're going to have to let people you've trained
34:06
or like had for a very long time go , because
34:08
there's no way of keeping everyone happy , because
34:11
there's only so much , there's only so
34:13
much housing in this game and I feel like that
34:15
that part kind of needs to be a little
34:17
reworked a little bit and also feel like there
34:19
needs to be more of an end game , because there's
34:21
only six studios that you're really competing against
34:24
. And I
34:26
started my , I started my
34:28
franchise in the 1920s
34:30
, um , and I went through that whole decade
34:33
into the 30s and by 1937
34:35
I was the number one studio and
34:37
I also had bought 90
34:39
of all the other five studios
34:42
, which allowed me to basically rake
34:44
in all the cash that they were raking in
34:46
, and you can completely own them , by the
34:48
way , which completely kills all the .
34:51
I guess this is like my anno
34:53
playthrough you've become very similar
34:55
, yeah I have
34:57
, I really have it , it's like power does to people I really have
34:59
. I bought like all the other studios and I owned everything .
35:01
I feel like I feel like walmart , low-key , where I just bought all the small businesses out
35:03
. Have I bought like all the other studios and I owned everything . I felt
35:05
like I felt like walmart , low-key , where I
35:07
just bought all the small businesses out and
35:09
I was like I am the king . Now if you
35:11
want to watch movies , you go through me and
35:13
and yeah , it's like
35:16
, uh , and by the 1920s
35:18
I'd unlocked what was it ? Crime films
35:20
, cop films , romance , um
35:23
, drama . So I uh basic basic
35:25
genres like westerns as well . So I
35:27
unlocked all the like , all those basic dramas
35:30
I hadn't even got to , like the superheroes
35:32
or the supernatural , or horror or
35:34
anything like that , and I already had
35:36
like 300
35:39
million dollars over the next studio
35:41
. And so I feel like if
35:43
you have to ratchet that difficulty
35:46
up to the highest to even get a challenge for this game
35:48
, do you produce a movie
35:51
in that game that you can
35:53
watch , or or not ? you
35:56
, you can , it's just you're not gonna want
35:58
to watch it because it's like it's almost
36:00
. It's almost like early
36:02
choppy stop motion that you can watch
36:04
the movie again . But it's like you're
36:07
watching the . You're watching characters that
36:09
don't have dialogue . You're also like
36:11
, so the stunts that you
36:13
do are very basic , so you can do like , oh
36:15
, you can make people fall down at
36:17
certain scenes so you can actually direct a whole
36:19
film . You can make them like fight each other
36:21
and there's a injury factor that
36:24
may or may not be involved , and then
36:26
so , like , you have different things that you can
36:28
like fully watch after
36:30
you produce the movie . It's just not . I
36:32
don't think it's compelling enough , unless
36:35
you just like I got a kick out of watching my guy
36:37
jump off of um jump off the set
36:39
you know , the movies had something very
36:41
similar if you just played it as a
36:45
sim , as you would .
36:47
It's not exactly a sim , but I
36:49
take your point . It's more like a managerial
36:53
style sort of strategy game
36:55
.
36:55
Yeah , it is very much .
36:57
I felt like this felt like
36:59
a mod of the Sims , to where
37:02
this is a very specific like
37:04
movie making mod of the Sims and that's
37:06
what the movies was like , and when YouTube
37:08
first was on the periphery , um
37:11
, it was full of Lionhead's
37:13
movies , things Cause you could take it out of
37:15
the game and you could go into create a section
37:18
where you are , you know the full suite
37:20
, and people were making replicas of star
37:22
Wars . A lot of people in the early
37:24
days of YouTube obviously didn't
37:26
have any animations , so
37:28
they were using the movies to kind of backfill
37:31
between scenes that they were creating and using
37:33
it for kind of special effects . So
37:36
you know , when I played it
37:38
, this is more hollow yeah .
37:39
This is very much more hollow than that .
37:40
When I played it and you set the AI
37:43
to create a movie within the simulation
37:45
element of it , you're right . When
37:47
you used to watch it it was just like this disconnected
37:50
mess of blah , blah , blah
37:52
, simish and all that sort of stuff
37:54
and it was like , oh crikey , that's a shame . I
37:56
used to sit and I didn't used to watch every film
37:59
. But when I reached a new era , like the 50s
38:01
or the 60s , and I'd pump every
38:03
single last book
38:05
and dime into this production
38:07
first ever color film , first
38:10
ever sci-fi , the whole lot and I'd be like
38:12
, yeah , boys hide all the best actors
38:14
. I felt like an absolute boss . I'll
38:16
go to the premiere . I'm gonna watch this .
38:20
Oh god , no you're
38:24
like what did I create , what did I do
38:27
?
38:27
I just thought there might be this moment of genius
38:29
where they made like the movie's version
38:32
of star wars and I'd have been like wow
38:34
, but I was a little bit younger then , I suppose
38:36
, and I guess my imagination ran away with me . Other
38:39
than creating your own maniacal movie empire
38:41
, what else have you been ? What else has been
38:43
sort of garnering your attention ?
38:45
so I'll . I'll plug two games real quick
38:47
because I don't want to take up all the time , but um
38:49
, bellatro is one that I
38:52
cannot get enough of . Everyone's
38:54
fired up about that dude love
38:56
bellatro . Um . So yeah , everyone's
38:59
heard about this game , you know it
39:01
comes with a pack of cards .
39:02
Seb , did you know ?
39:04
no , I do not . I will not begin the physical
39:06
edition , though , if I'll be honest , the
39:09
pack of cards is not enough to entice me . But
39:11
, um , yeah , that's , you know
39:13
, right now not having a triple
39:15
, a game that really has grabbed me so
39:17
far this year , other than yakus of , like a dragon , infinite
39:19
wealth , that bellatro and
39:22
v rising have y'all heard of v rising
39:24
the half bath not partaking in
39:26
it ? Okay , so , v rising
39:28
, you start off as a , basically you
39:30
start off as a vampire , one of the most weak
39:32
creatures , um , in
39:34
a middle , uh , in middle earth , basically
39:37
, and are the medieval era
39:39
, and basically you start off with
39:41
this weak vampire who you ? You
39:43
build a small little hut that
39:45
you establish as your castle , and
39:48
the really cool thing about this is
39:50
it's Diablo , except you
39:52
don't get stronger by just farming
39:54
the area and beating the same enemies
39:56
over and over again . You get far and you get
39:59
stronger by crafting . So
40:01
you craft , like as your castle goes
40:03
, you get more resources that you can basically
40:05
put on yourself like armor , weapons , gear
40:07
, the whole nine yards . Yeah
40:09
, so it . It is so inventive . And
40:12
not only that , there is boss
40:14
fights , just like Diablo , but like each
40:16
boss is very meticulous
40:18
and very like thorough , where they they
40:20
actually thought about like , oh , this
40:22
boss is like the naughty fisherman , and
40:25
the naughty fisherman is that you have
40:27
to be that specific boss in
40:29
order to craft the fishing rod and
40:31
you can't craft it any other way except
40:34
, like you have to beat him . And for every
40:36
one of those examples like there's a glass
40:38
blowing glass blowing boss , there
40:40
is a musketeer boss , there is pretty
40:42
much every almost
40:44
like most technological
40:47
advances you basically have
40:49
to beat a boss for , but they
40:51
make it fun and challenging and engaging because
40:53
each one of these bosses have their own movesets
40:55
, their , their own abilities , their own quirks , their
40:57
trash talk . You , they feel almost
40:59
like wrestlers , like actual , like old
41:01
school attitude era wrestlers , except
41:04
thrown into like a diablo style game
41:06
with diablo style move powers
41:08
. And yeah
41:10
, it's really . I think one of the more innovative
41:12
things about this game is like I'm not a crafting
41:15
person , but they made me into one . It's like they
41:17
, I , they made me care about crafting
41:20
a castle , they made me care about like kidnapping
41:23
these citizens and basically making them
41:25
into vampires , and I'm like , oh , you work for me , now
41:27
I'll equip you and you go
41:29
and you basically now I'll send you out
41:31
on missions like almost like um
41:33
, middle gear , solid five , you know you can
41:35
send off , like you send off people
41:38
to other parts of the map , like peace walker
41:40
, yeah , and peace walker . So it's like it's
41:42
very much like that , except , like in
41:45
this version , like you actually can send
41:47
them to the same parts of the map that you're going
41:49
in so you can run across your minions
41:52
while you're out and about and such that's something
41:54
that I've always ached for .
41:56
Um , last time I thought , oh , that would be cool
41:58
was when I was um playing
42:00
no man's sky and I sent a
42:02
load of my freighters off and I was like , oh , it'd be
42:05
really great to just stay
42:08
on board and let them do their little
42:10
freighter admissions while I kind of sit as a
42:12
passenger in the hangar bay watch it all going on
42:14
day to day . It was never going to happen . Admittedly
42:16
, it's a bit of a pipe dream . You have to make that game up in your head
42:18
. Yeah
42:26
, I like to see stuff that you've set off , a lot of these games , especially you know we're talking assassin's
42:28
creed , uh , revelations . Was it where you could collect people up and send them off
42:30
on missions ? I think it might start in brotherhood
42:32
, where you can I think it was brotherhood where they ? started . Yeah
42:34
, you sent your minions off to sort
42:36
of grind away for I don't
42:39
know craftable material
42:41
or collectibles that you could then use to
42:43
kind of buy stuff for your inventory
42:45
and weapon slots and things . But yeah
42:47
, I think that's . There needs to be more of that
42:49
. And , as you say , in an open world , when you stumble
42:52
across your minions doing your bidding , it's one
42:54
of those moments where your chest puffs up and you're like , yeah
42:56
, my boys .
42:58
And yeah , exactly , it's like I came across um . I came
43:00
across um , I was heading back to
43:02
my castle from like rating rating
43:05
, like a nearby town and such
43:07
, and my inventory was full . And I look
43:09
over to the right at this like mining
43:11
camp , and I just see everyone's just saying run
43:13
for your life . And I just see my
43:15
minion , damien , it basically just molly
43:17
whopping the whole , that whole little
43:19
like mining area and
43:23
and I get a kick out of it because damien's
43:25
like run , run , run
43:27
, you fools , yeah . And I was like
43:30
damien man , yeah . And then , um
43:33
, he looks over , he looks over , he's , and
43:35
like you can see him unequipped , his weapons as
43:37
such , and he's like master , and he does
43:39
a little bow , oh , wow , yeah
43:41
. And then he's like excuse me , sir , and then goes
43:43
back to going like just molly whopping
43:45
everyone back in the bandit camp .
43:47
still , so he's like playing this on .
43:49
Steam Deck . Yeah , I
43:51
played this on Steam Deck . They just released
43:53
it for PS5 , though this last week
43:56
. So you know a lot
43:58
of the people that I talked to like that
44:00
are also like games journalists . They've been
44:02
playing mostly on PS5 . But I've been
44:04
playing it on PS five , but I've been playing it on PS um
44:06
, pc and steam deck and it's phenomenal
44:08
. It's probably one of my favorite games I've played this
44:10
year on either platform . But yeah
44:13
, I here's another thing before before
44:15
. I , you know , throw the reins to
44:17
RGT and you about what you've been playing , did
44:20
you ? This has Castlevania integrations
44:22
into it as well . Like , oh
44:25
, yeah for sure , oh for sure . So
44:30
like , you can create like your castle , very much in the same theme as the
44:32
Dracula castle from Castlevania . You can
44:34
teleport your whole castle very much like Castlevania
44:36
. You can you run . Simon
44:39
Belmont is in this game as well , so
44:41
, and he's one of the bosses . He's
44:44
one of the bosses you can take down and defeat and
44:46
you can also unlock a lot of the gear , weapons
44:48
, designs and um
44:51
, and also like some of the cosmetics
44:53
from castlevania , so like is it worth
44:55
33 ? bucks . I
44:57
think it's the best game this year , so I would probably say
45:00
yes , but to
45:02
be honest , you have to . Here's my thing
45:04
you have to like diablo as far as like
45:06
the , as far as like the gameplay
45:08
goes of that , and then like , you
45:11
have to be okay with light crafting elements , because
45:13
the game is centered around you crafting
45:15
your castle materials , and
45:17
like your armor and gear because you're
45:20
. If you were to take off all your armor , you go
45:22
back to level zero , but each
45:25
armor piece you equipped adds . That's
45:27
how you level up your character .
45:30
Okay , that's interesting RGT in
45:34
fact one more question , Seb , Helldivers 2,
45:36
. Where you been ? I'm
45:39
not a multiplayer guy , very much I'm not
45:41
, you know me , I would rather stab
45:44
my firstborn in the eye than play a multiplayer game
45:46
. She's now blind , right , and
45:48
I'm all about the same way .
45:50
I'm about the same way about
45:52
multiplayer games . But yeah
45:54
, it's . I think this is the
45:56
greatest double a um
45:58
game this year and it
46:00
feels it's an indie game , but
46:02
slapping that playstation logo makes it feel triple
46:05
the way and I think that
46:07
studio should be very proud of what
46:09
they've done .
46:10
I just oh yeah , absolutely , even
46:12
just from a graphical fidelity point of view .
46:14
But bringing in that hell divers , one sweet gameplay
46:16
and making it 3d , yeah
46:20
, for me
46:22
it's like I I
46:24
don't like games that feel repetition
46:27
, where I feel the repetition to where I'm like
46:29
, oh , I'm just diving into the same place
46:31
over and over again and just doing
46:33
slightly different things . I
46:36
so that's the kind of thing that
46:38
turns me off about the game , but I do think it
46:40
is a really cool premise and
46:42
concept I
46:44
just I have I've been skirting
46:47
around the sort of position that you
46:49
just talked about , where it's like the same thing .
46:51
But I've been doing that to myself because there's a certain few
46:53
key missions I like . But when I dip
46:55
my toe in the water of all the other different kinds of
46:57
missions that are available on all the different planet
46:59
types that are available , it's like , hmm , I
47:02
ought to cut them some slack really and try it . And when you
47:04
do try some of the other missions which are slightly
47:06
longer in in play time , still
47:09
great rgt . Yes
47:12
, is michael elfwick coming today or not
47:14
?
47:15
no , not today .
47:16
It's about same today I
47:19
like I like how you pivoted
47:21
back to our recently rescued American
47:24
colleague .
47:29
RGT . What have you been playing , you little snake ? Like I was saying earlier , it's been
47:31
a bit of a struggle lately , but
47:35
I did have Board Border from Discord
47:37
.
47:37
You're not back on that , no .
47:39
No , hang on , hang on
47:41
. All right , I'll say now I'm not back on
47:43
that , but
47:46
I love that game so much . I
47:49
was in such a game funk the other day
47:51
. I got back from work . There
47:53
was nothing I wanted to play , so
47:56
I just laid on the couch and
47:58
started watching someone do a playthrough
48:00
of Harvest Stella .
48:02
Oh no , an absolute
48:04
Loser . I mean , what I would
48:07
say is you're
48:09
an addict . Yeah .
48:11
Yeah , that's a good way to describe it .
48:13
I watched about 40 minutes and I just thought what
48:15
am I doing ? I've put 130
48:18
hours in this game . Just get yourself together
48:20
, find something to play . This
48:23
is ridiculous .
48:23
In terms of sins , you're
48:26
absolved because someone spent far longer
48:28
on a oh
48:30
dude . I don't
48:32
know who's interested , but a
48:34
new ano game comes out next year
48:37
, based in the roman era anyway
48:39
, should we say about ?
48:40
ps5 hang on a
48:42
minute now I
48:44
like how in the Ubisoft showcase because
48:46
I think that was the Ubisoft showcase , right . It
48:48
was like I was watching . I
48:51
was around a couple of people and they were like , oh
48:53
my god , this is the . This is like the
48:55
Ubisoft announcement . They said they
48:57
were going to do a brand new IP . Everyone was excited
49:00
, the energy was palpable , and then Anno
49:02
came in and it was just like someone gut punched
49:04
everyone you
49:06
stood up like a statute
49:09
phallus , just rigid
49:11
. I did . You know what I did
49:13
. I said you know what I was just like . I
49:16
was that same person during summer game fest
49:18
when everyone was just like , oh my god , 2k
49:21
is gonna announce something . It's gonna be borderlands , it's
49:23
gonna be mafia . I'm so excited . And
49:25
then they announced civilization 7 and everyone's
49:27
like and I'm over
49:29
here for that . Yeah , and I'm over
49:31
here like 1692
49:34
hours into civilization
49:36
6 and I'm like the king the
49:39
king of the north is back . So
49:41
I I didn't feel that ano thing . I was just like
49:44
wait , wait , whoa , there's an audience for this
49:46
, y'all just aren't it .
49:47
You know , it's one guy from farmerton
49:49
, but he's all over it like a rash rgt
49:51
what five people love this game
49:53
. Man , it has respect
49:56
what else have you got snuck
49:58
back there , friend ?
49:59
anyway . Um yeah , so , being bored from
50:01
the discord , we had a bit of a game shed night here
50:03
in the shed . So we same
50:06
again . We thought what should we play ? What should we play ? And then we
50:08
thought , well , yeah , so me and Boarder from the Discord
50:10
, we had a bit of a game shed night here in the shed . So same
50:12
again . We thought what should we play ? What should we play ? And
50:14
then we thought , well , whenever we go to
50:16
the arcades , we always play . Well , I say always . We normally
50:18
play Virtuous Striker . So I thought , well , I'll put the Dreamcast one
50:21
on , see what it's like . And I mean it is nearly arcade
50:23
. perfect it is good on there , isn't it ? Oh , it's
50:25
so much fun . I mean he beat me every
50:27
game , but it's just so fun . And then
50:29
we said come on , let's play another old football game . So then
50:31
we said about the indoor mode on the old
50:33
FIFAs we used to play like five a side . So
50:36
we went to FIFA 98 on the N64
50:39
.
50:39
Tell me you didn't leave actual soccer on the shelf
50:41
.
50:49
Actual leave . Actual soccer on the shelf . Actual soccer stayed there . It didn't
50:51
even even , it didn't even get slipped out of the shelf . Just have a read
50:54
of it . Unbelievable , yeah , but saying that probably will next time
50:56
so I've actually forgot about it . I
50:58
forgot I had it . Um . So
51:00
, yeah , then we played fifa 98 indoor mode . That was
51:02
good fun . And then , yeah , we got
51:04
talking about Tony Hawks because he's a really
51:06
good skateboarder , big skateboarder , back in the
51:08
day . So we got talking about skateboard games and
51:10
he said he hadn't played Tony Hawks Underground . So
51:13
I was like you need to play that he hadn't
51:15
played . Thug Nope . So
51:17
we stuck that on and we ended up playing to the early
51:19
hours . We got halfway through the game and
51:22
I still love that game . It's still one of my favourite
51:24
Tony Hawk's series Underground the first
51:26
one Absolutely brilliant . So yeah , we had
51:28
great fun with that . I
51:30
said the other week , a couple of weeks
51:32
ago , when we recorded that I was going to try a big open
51:35
world game and I stopped
51:37
.
51:37
Hidden West .
51:38
Nope , fable
51:41
, I've done Fable . I
51:43
went for Avatar .
51:46
No , I've done fable . I went for Avatar . No , it'll be a soft one , I'm
51:48
done .
51:49
I'm done . I'm done with you . You're
51:51
fired , you're rehired because I can't live
51:53
without you , but for a moment there you were
51:55
toast hang on .
51:57
I haven't said my views on it yet oh
51:59
, go on oh no oh
52:03
no yeah yeah
52:08
graphically it's a banger on ps5 , and so
52:10
it's beautiful looking , it's just far
52:13
cry it's , yeah
52:15
, it's , it's , it's good looking .
52:17
Even my daughter came in I was playing and she said , oh
52:19
, look the , you know the forest and that looks
52:21
really good and colorful and graphically good
52:24
. Character models are pretty good , they're all
52:26
right , but it's
52:28
that uber soft thing for me . It's
52:31
they and tell
52:33
me if I'm wrong . Listeners , put it in community
52:36
corrections . I always find
52:38
, or nine times out of ten with an
52:40
uber soft game , they don't know how to start the
52:42
game . They don't pull you in from the
52:44
start . On any of their games watchdogs
52:46
, this Avatar game , some of the Assassin's
52:48
Creed there's nothing .
52:50
There's not that dramatic start to get you
52:52
hooked in listen to , kind
52:54
of pivot off that back to kind of something
52:56
Seb said earlier . I'm pumped for Star
52:59
Wars Outlaws , don't get me wrong . I feel
53:01
like I need it now . I feel like
53:03
that might be my kind of thing , I'm swinging
53:05
towards , but I
53:07
, like you , I'm I'm real
53:09
nervous that they're going to kind of cook that landing
53:12
and it's that first 20
53:14
minutes or that time between starting
53:16
the game and pressing
53:18
a button , which is the measure of a
53:20
good action game , I would say , or it's certainly
53:22
a measure of metric in the industry , but
53:25
I need that to be , I need that to be sweet
53:28
, I need that to be . I'm talking jedi
53:30
fallen order , kind of grab you by the seat of
53:32
your pants and drag you in .
53:34
You think of some of the best single player games that
53:36
you know have these great stories at the start
53:38
. You know your uncharted's last of us , spider-man
53:41
. That's that first hour . You play
53:43
where they know how to hook you in and you want to
53:45
play that game . You want to play more . You
53:47
want to learn more . You want to learn your environment
53:49
with ubisoft . They don't
53:52
seem to do that . I mean you play like I tried
53:54
playing that watchdogs legion
53:56
last year . Oh no , absolutely
53:59
shocking . There's no love or soul
54:01
in that game whatsoever . You
54:03
just get dropped in . Here's london where
54:05
you go . You know this .
54:06
There's nothing it's not enough anymore .
54:08
No and although this , this
54:11
was an okay start with avatar , with
54:13
the story , I sort of thought
54:15
, okay , I'll have a look , I'll have a look . But then
54:17
you're sort of in the world and
54:19
it's go and get this . He needs some medicine
54:22
, you need to break these trees to get your comeback
54:24
. Then you find a resistance base , then
54:27
you get a base and then you go out on a mission to break a
54:29
tart and after about two hours I was just like is
54:32
this what it's just gonna be for the whole game , just going
54:34
out and getting this and going out , and
54:36
I just thought , um , yeah
54:38
, I think I need more than
54:40
ever now . He's forbidden west now , I think
54:43
.
54:43
They call that the Ubisoft formula . It's
54:46
the same thing . Watch Dogs is the same thing
54:48
as Far Cry . Yeah .
54:51
And that's the thing that's making my
54:54
niche rattle together about
54:56
Outlaws . I
54:58
really want that to be good , but it's
55:02
basically going to be Avatar with a Star Wars
55:04
skin . It's basically going to be all their other stuff . I think you're going to be Avatar with a Star Wars
55:06
skin . It's basically going to be all their other stuff .
55:07
I think you're going to be right the
55:09
thing is .
55:10
I've started to see on the periphery some good
55:12
things being said about how it's actually
55:14
okay , but it's
55:17
a bit of a hot mess of loads of different ideas
55:19
and then that's maybe what's kind of holding
55:22
it back . It's a bit of a patchwork quilt which
55:24
you know , if
55:28
you find the kind of subsystem within
55:30
the game that you're into and you're into that little subsystem , you know what
55:32
it can rock . Look at me , assassin's Creed
55:34
3 , probably my favourite one and
55:37
I think that ship element
55:39
of it , which wasn't pivotal to the main story
55:41
, if memory serves , ended up being my
55:43
favourite element of the game . I
55:49
think that element of it is better than black flag in its entirety .
55:51
I don't care what anybody says , I will face
55:53
you down in the street . Um so if anyone's going to argue about ss's
55:55
creed that fiercely listen
55:58
.
55:59
I don't know why , but I would die on a hill for three
56:01
. Every what , every other . Every other game they
56:03
did I'm not even interested in , like
56:05
Black Flag . I grinded through that
56:07
like a dirty dog . I
56:09
didn't see anything that anybody
56:11
had sort of hyped up for being an enjoyable
56:14
aspect of it . Three came
56:16
in quiet American Revolution bait
56:18
and switch on the character at the beginning .
56:23
George , just be honest . Just
56:25
say you're ready to move over here . You
56:28
love baseball . Ac3 is your favorite
56:30
. You're , you're ready to to wave
56:32
to the american flag .
56:33
Man , to be honest when
56:36
I was at the baseball over the weekend I caught sight
56:38
of myself and I thought I look more american than
56:40
half of these americans . Yeah , probably
56:43
so . I promise I'm like
56:45
that sort of Iowa farmer
56:47
kind of . Look to me . I'm out there
56:49
on a great
56:51
big , stupid , ridiculously sized big tractor
56:54
pulling like four acres of plow behind me
56:56
. You're UCP George
56:59
III . Randy
57:01
, I
57:03
ain't messing around RGT . My goddamn
57:06
name will be randy , absolutely
57:08
all day long .
57:08
Randy mctruffle , the third
57:11
junior and now mctruffle
57:13
, is where you lost us . It's randy . If
57:15
you were having the name randy , your name would be jim
57:17
bob randy .
57:19
Jim bob right that
57:21
sounds like the description
57:23
of a horny teenager oh
57:26
, randy Jim Bob oh
57:28
, randy Jim Bob , again look at him . Trousers around
57:30
his ankles , bottom side on his hand . He just fell
57:33
over and cracked his head open on the roundabout
57:35
so , rgt , can I give
57:37
you some advice here ?
57:40
did you pay for Avatar or did
57:42
you rent it ?
57:43
no , it was a
57:45
present from my wife for my birthday .
57:48
Okay , okay , Be gentle Seth
57:50
.
57:50
No , no , I think that's completely understandable
57:53
. What I was going to say is next time you want to
57:55
try an Ubisoft game like
57:58
, spend the $20 a month to
58:00
do the Ubisoft Plus thing that
58:02
they have . So they have Ubisoft Plus , which is
58:04
basically their version of Game
58:06
Pass and play
58:09
everything you want , and cancel after a month
58:11
, and then you know . So
58:13
that's what a lot of people did with
58:15
earlier this year .
58:16
I think we've already got that roped in , haven't we , as
58:18
part of the premium tier ? I know
58:20
EA's on there and it seems to be full
58:22
.
58:23
Oh no , I think you're right . I think Ubisoft
58:25
is on there .
58:29
I don't think Avatar is , because I think it's still pay , and I don't
58:31
know whether Avatar is part of the Ubisoft Games
58:33
Pass .
58:34
if I'm honest no , not yet . So
58:36
Games Pass with Ubisoft . I think they have a one-year
58:39
clause , so after
58:41
one year it pretty much pops up . But
58:49
with Ubisoft Plus you can connect the Ubisoft Plus account with your Xbox
58:51
account .
58:51
I've done that , yeah , so basically , I
58:53
was collecting bizarre points off of the old Assassin's
58:56
Creed games as I went through and ended up being
58:58
able to buy a skin for Assassin's
59:01
Creed . What's the one in Paris
59:03
? It's actually really good .
59:06
Unity Syndicate or Unity yeah .
59:08
I ended up buying skins in Unity with
59:10
what I'd kind of scraped
59:12
out of the PS3 versions
59:15
of Assassin's Creed 1 , all
59:17
the way through Rogue as well .
59:19
An absolute desperate little man so
59:22
that's a cheaper way of like say , you don't
59:24
want to pay the $70 later
59:26
this year for star wars outlaws , just pay your 20
59:28
because it's automatically going to be on there . But
59:30
it's going to be on there that
59:33
they said day one , so I'm
59:35
, unless they change their mind and throw
59:37
that out of the window .
59:38
They said , like all , their day one , ubisoft
59:40
, things are going to be on there , so it's like I
59:43
usually do that with EA play
59:45
, you pay four pound for the month and
59:47
then they get the first 10 hours of the
59:49
AFC for for the free
59:51
Look at this dude Look at this dude
59:53
. And then cancel and it carries on when you actually
59:55
get the game . So I just do that , just get a headstart
59:58
and play early month early .
1:00:00
But I did that with Madden as well . But
1:00:02
yeah , so
1:00:04
I'm curious , George , where have you been playing ? Besides
1:00:06
, you know , Anno .
1:00:08
Sorry , I've still got two games left . Oh , my bad , sorry
1:00:10
, I'm sorry , I'm sorry , my bad .
1:00:13
He absorbs the limelight , doesn't he ? No
1:00:16
?
1:00:16
honestly , there was one good game
1:00:18
after all this I played , and it was Roller
1:00:20
Drone .
1:00:22
Oh , so fun .
1:00:28
That's roller drone . Oh , so fun . That's pretty cool . Actually I've had sort of 15
1:00:30
20 minutes .
1:00:31
Yeah , that's very well made good going that , really enjoying that . I felt like the tutorial was a little
1:00:33
bit obnoxious . Yeah
1:00:35
, it was like it really made
1:00:37
you play it , didn't it ? It's like god
1:00:39
, I think I might learn it quicker just playing the game , but I
1:00:41
can't even get there and I said it was
1:00:43
the first tutorial in a while since driver
1:00:46
.
1:00:46
Probably that made me think like , oh my god , I'm ever
1:00:48
gonna get yeah
1:00:51
, no , I I did feel that I
1:00:53
was sort of playing through it and enjoying
1:00:55
it so much . Suddenly the tutorial was over
1:00:57
and I was in the first competition and playing
1:01:00
, and I think I'm don't know where I am
1:01:02
now , but halfway through I think it's getting
1:01:04
tough , but it's so good , it's really addictive
1:01:06
and that's something that , um , because
1:01:08
we work scheduled at the moment , I can jump on for half
1:01:10
an hour .
1:01:11
Controls well .
1:01:12
Controls very well . Um . Took a lot
1:01:14
of inspiration from other games and really works
1:01:16
. Pays off . Really good , um .
1:01:19
And finally , close the studio down
1:01:21
. I was looking that up just now . I was just like was that
1:01:23
the studio that you got closed down , like last week ?
1:01:28
I hate that . Let's face it it's
1:01:30
a well put together game and it's certainly got its column inches when it launched
1:01:32
. But you know , financially it
1:01:35
didn't do the money .
1:01:37
No , no , but I mean I
1:01:40
felt like it at least had a shot though , because
1:01:42
I think they put that on PlayStation Plus way
1:01:45
too quickly though .
1:01:46
That's what I've downloaded it from . Downloaded
1:01:49
it from Plus .
1:01:50
So what's this last little gem
1:01:52
?
1:01:52
Well , this sort of sums up where I've been
1:01:54
with my gaming at the moment , and you two will find it hilarious
1:01:57
. So my gaming fun .
1:01:59
Emlyn Hughes' Soccer .
1:02:01
No , it dropped down to me with the Switch
1:02:03
laying on the bill bowman's rugby playing
1:02:05
sonic cd on sonic
1:02:08
origins is what I was playing , what
1:02:10
the hell yeah as
1:02:13
soon as I heard sonic , I was like man , this man's
1:02:15
, this man needs something .
1:02:16
He needs something bad an anima , anima
1:02:18
, even playing it on the switch oh
1:02:21
yeah , sonic origins .
1:02:22
That's another one um
1:02:24
. Rgt got me for my birthday .
1:02:26
Great game .
1:02:26
Wonderful game , yeah , best ever . But
1:02:30
I had very little memories of Sonic CD . So
1:02:33
I thought , well , I'm going to throw a Sonic CD up and out and
1:02:35
play that . So I've actually been quite enjoying
1:02:37
it . But yeah , it's just . I
1:02:39
got to that point where I thought there's nothing
1:02:41
else to play . I'm just going to play Sonic . I know it sounds
1:02:44
terrible and there's nothing else to play , because there is
1:02:46
, but nothing is grabbing me . So
1:02:48
I think it's going to have to finally be Forbidden
1:02:51
. West next week needs
1:02:54
something to pull me out of the funk , I think
1:02:56
yeah , you can get .
1:02:58
You can play that in anticipation for Lego
1:03:00
Horizon oh
1:03:02
wow , can
1:03:05
you ?
1:03:05
get me one of those baseball organs because
1:03:08
I could have been like
1:03:11
forbidden west . I'm excited now that you've
1:03:14
finished the first one , I think that , and
1:03:16
you've had quite the palate cleansers
1:03:18
. I think you're ready for that and I think you are
1:03:20
gonna get absolutely fished
1:03:23
in . I'm a bit nervous about
1:03:25
you not enjoying Avatar , because those
1:03:27
games are very similar .
1:03:31
There's a quality difference though .
1:03:33
There is a quality difference .
1:03:34
I'm sorry , the original . I mean , how old
1:03:36
is Horizon ? The first one now , what's
1:03:39
that ? Six , seven years , Seven years , yeah . Well , again
1:03:41
looking at the timeline of PS4 to .
1:03:44
PS5 , we wouldn't have had horizon
1:03:46
by now either ? No , she's .
1:03:48
That's crazy that first one is
1:03:50
a way better put together game than
1:03:52
avatar . I mean , they're
1:03:54
not on the same in same ballpark
1:03:57
, so oh yeah , I think I know what to expect
1:03:59
from forbidden west . I'm just looking
1:04:01
forward to the graphic upgrade and how you know
1:04:03
from what I've seen trailers and from what you've said , how
1:04:05
pretty it looks . Um , yeah , I'm
1:04:07
all in . I think I need this now .
1:04:09
So it's good . I . I mean
1:04:11
, I've maybe talked about this on the show
1:04:13
and I've talked about it to you off air
1:04:15
, but I got that game
1:04:17
the day it launched , installed it
1:04:19
and then didn't stop playing it until
1:04:22
I remember you hitting that hard . I played it all . I played , remember
1:04:24
you hitting that hard . I
1:04:26
played it all that Friday night . I played it all Saturday
1:04:28
, all Sunday bar for
1:04:30
two hours all Monday
1:04:32
. I had that game pretty
1:04:35
much done in a week and
1:04:37
it's not a small game . No it's
1:04:39
beefy . I went all
1:04:41
at it . I was a bit disappointed by the burning
1:04:43
shores , but then again I do find that
1:04:46
the DLC for horizon
1:04:49
games seems to come just a bit too
1:04:51
late . You kind of worked yourself out
1:04:53
the game . You've put it down , you've played
1:04:55
some other stuff . You've lost that muscle memory
1:04:57
, cause by the time you get to the end of forbidden West you're
1:05:00
doing some pretty out there stuff and
1:05:02
you're facing some pretty big
1:05:05
stuff
1:05:08
. Yeah , the enemies doing some pretty out there stuff and you're facing some pretty big stuff
1:05:10
. Yeah , enemies , there's definitely some . You're gonna have to use all of your different materials within
1:05:12
your arrows and your traps and all that sort of good
1:05:14
stuff . You've really got to be on it . And
1:05:16
then burning shores landed and I
1:05:18
was super excited because I'd really enjoyed
1:05:20
the world and I got into it much like I did
1:05:22
frozen wilds and it was like oh my god
1:05:24
, am I holding the ? Am I holding the controller upside
1:05:26
down ? What's happened to me ? I can't play this
1:05:29
. You had curb stomped , oh
1:05:31
my , everything was apex as well
1:05:33
in burning yeah , especially the frogs
1:05:35
man . Ah , we've spoken
1:05:37
about those on air , those frogs . The design's
1:05:40
amazing , but I absolutely hated them
1:05:42
. If I knew where they lived , I'd poison their food
1:05:44
but
1:05:46
yeah , I'm excited for you , rgt
1:05:49
, because I think , I think forbidden west is probably
1:05:51
the most underrated triple a game this
1:05:53
year , I mean of this generation oh
1:05:55
, they had the misfortune of launching at the same
1:05:57
time as elden elden ring
1:05:59
and the shame for that
1:06:02
is and no disrespect , because I know a lot
1:06:04
of people that I care for very deeply jumped
1:06:06
straight on the Elden Ring train or got
1:06:08
Horizon and then dropped it like a hot stone
1:06:10
to jump on Elden Ring and never came back and
1:06:12
I kind of knew at that moment
1:06:14
Elden Ring probably wasn't for me right then
1:06:16
. I've kind of been dabbling with it , which we'll get to
1:06:18
, but it
1:06:21
was such a great game and
1:06:25
it got literally stomped into the ground next to . Everyone went crazy for that . Even casuals
1:06:28
went and got Elden Ring and we're talking about
1:06:30
it around the water cooler where I was sat
1:06:32
talking to myself in the mirror about
1:06:35
Horizon Forbidden West , because no one else was
1:06:37
talking about it , I was thinking how can , how
1:06:39
are people ignoring this like this ?
1:06:42
This is the game we've been wanting . I
1:06:45
felt the exact same way and then like , um
1:06:47
, it's a shame , because the first game got the same treatment , with
1:06:49
um breath of the wild it did where
1:06:51
it just got completely swallowed
1:06:54
by the magnet , magnetism
1:06:56
of that game and I was like , no , no
1:06:58
horizon , you're gonna get horizon doll over
1:07:00
again . It became a verb .
1:07:05
Sadly Is it my turn now
1:07:07
Can . I talk about video games .
1:07:09
Yep certainly can .
1:07:10
Okay , what have I been playing ? I've been
1:07:13
playing the original Like a Dragon
1:07:15
. I'm over six . He's kind of
1:07:17
been my . I don't mention it every week
1:07:19
because it's something that's constantly going on in the
1:07:21
background . It's not issuing it's the first one
1:07:23
I've got Isshin on the shelf , but I refuse
1:07:25
to get to Bill on me and the FIFA and the UFC . Yeah , I refuse
1:07:27
to get to the next one until , because I've been an
1:07:30
avid fan of the story to this point and I
1:07:32
damn refuse to let it beat me . Rather
1:07:34
than I beat , you know , I want to beat . No , hang on a minute
1:07:36
. Anyway , that's
1:07:50
totally thrown me . To be honest , man , it
1:07:53
looks like through .
1:07:54
RGT as well .
1:07:55
Yakuza like a dragon
1:07:57
, whatever you call it . I'm really enjoying it . But
1:07:59
I checked my save file . I'm 60 hours deep
1:08:01
on this bad boy and I don't even think I'm halfway
1:08:03
through . I'm liking
1:08:06
all the side stuff . I'm liking all
1:08:08
the bits . I'm loving the stories
1:08:10
, as always the sort of sub stories
1:08:12
I've
1:08:16
found
1:08:18
lots of little bits , I can get my meat into .
1:08:20
By the way , I beat Like a Dragon about 90
1:08:22
hours . I think is when I rolled
1:08:24
credit . So it is a meaty game .
1:08:27
Oh , some two thirds of the way through . That
1:08:29
does give me some hope . I was speaking to Rowspacemunk in the Discord and he was like
1:08:32
it's a big game . I was
1:08:34
like I know this . Now I
1:08:36
really like although it's
1:08:38
not as deep as you kind of want it to be Ichiban
1:08:40
Holdings is like one of my favorite things , that's
1:08:43
so fun , so fun . Two
1:08:45
minutes . I'm going , I'm doing it and
1:08:48
holding down R2 just to sort of fast
1:08:50
forward , as they kind of work through the monies
1:08:53
and , like you know , it's
1:08:55
perfect , it's charming
1:08:57
, it really is . Yeah , it's got
1:08:59
that Yakuza-ness to it . I'm
1:09:01
still not completely sold on
1:09:03
the turn-based . I used
1:09:05
to find the actual fighting easier
1:09:08
because you could go in . I've talked about this on
1:09:10
air so I won't labour the point . But you could go in with
1:09:12
a million stamina royales in your pocket
1:09:14
and even if you weren't the right level , you could
1:09:16
literally just slowly beat
1:09:18
this dude , whatever boss it was
1:09:20
. You could beat him into the ground . With the
1:09:22
turn based that is not
1:09:24
happening . You've got to be the right like . So it's a proper
1:09:27
jrpg in that regard . You've got to be the right
1:09:29
level , you've got a and
1:09:31
the whole job specialization thing . To
1:09:33
me it's like oh god , gosh , you know what ? Add
1:09:35
another layer of complication if you want . Um
1:09:38
, you know see I love that
1:09:40
. I absolutely love that . Like you're changing
1:09:42
your job specialization , you're changing the job specialization
1:09:45
of the other people in your team , then you've got to level
1:09:47
the job specialization up . Then you've got to level
1:09:49
your weapon up , with all that niff-naff and traffic
1:09:51
trivia you've been around . Then you've
1:09:53
got to go see the weapon dude and he's got better
1:09:55
weapons and it's like , oh , when does this ever
1:09:58
end ? Whereas back
1:10:00
in the old school I could go in , rest
1:10:03
the controller on my leg and absolutely
1:10:05
annihilate the buttons and
1:10:08
it would normally result in me coming away
1:10:10
the victor feeling like I'd
1:10:12
lost . I'd got carpal tunnel and I'd lost
1:10:14
feeling in my fingers , but I didn't care . There
1:10:18
was that moment where you could turn it round
1:10:20
quickly , pause , go into
1:10:22
the sub menu , drink a stamina royale
1:10:24
and get back in there and do it all over again
1:10:26
. Now you kind of got to wait for
1:10:28
your turn or you've got to put them in . If you
1:10:30
play an auto , you've got to put them in a healing phase
1:10:32
. The in auto , you've got to put them in a healing phase . The AI isn't really good enough
1:10:34
. So you kind of the AI's good
1:10:36
enough , I suppose , in a street brawl , but
1:10:39
if you get into a boss battle . You've got to
1:10:41
live and make every single
1:10:43
move of your turn count
1:10:45
. You've got to be precise , yeah , you've
1:10:48
got to be right on it , and you've also got to
1:10:50
very quickly work out what these
1:10:52
guys Achilles heels are , cause quite often
1:10:54
you'll smash up against them like a , like
1:10:56
a tsunami against a cliff , and
1:10:59
it's every move you're pulling out
1:11:01
. It's like resist , resist
1:11:03
, resist . It's like what is
1:11:05
going to destabilize these guys . And
1:11:07
then one of the sub characters you'll do one of
1:11:09
their sort of out there moves and it'll put them into
1:11:12
a state of confusion or something , and then you
1:11:14
can really rally on these guys and start wailing
1:11:17
on them . But yeah , it's interesting
1:11:19
. I mean , it's certainly kind of boned
1:11:21
up my jrpg skills again in
1:11:24
a sort of pantheon . I didn't really want to be boning
1:11:26
them up in . You know , it's certainly got the persona
1:11:28
hat out and it's been like , oh crikey , I thought I was
1:11:30
playing yakuza , but now I'm 60
1:11:33
hours deep on a traditional JRPG
1:11:35
. I just want my life back .
1:11:37
It feels like Persona 5.5 .
1:11:39
It really does ? In that regard , it does
1:11:42
, but do you know what ? I'm enjoying it ? So I've always . For
1:11:45
probably most of this year I've just been quietly
1:11:47
grinding away on that . This
1:11:50
will make you laugh Once you beat the holdings , by the way this will make you laugh Once you beat the Holdings .
1:11:52
by the way . Like the game gets astronomically
1:11:54
easier because you become so rich that
1:11:57
, like a lot of the top gear , you can just buy , and
1:11:59
then that auto battles become a lot easier as
1:12:01
well . Yeah , well .
1:12:03
I'm I'm within the last
1:12:05
throes of being the top company
1:12:07
. I've do you know what as well ? I've really enjoyed
1:12:09
the sub story of that whole business arc
1:12:11
. You
1:12:15
know , where you're kind of like , there's a guy who's been running this sort of cartel
1:12:18
really , and he's been throwing these obstacles
1:12:20
in your way in terms of the shareholder
1:12:22
meetings and then it's , you know , these people
1:12:24
are actually in league with this dude and , yeah
1:12:27
, again , the storytelling in the game is
1:12:29
still
1:12:31
top tier .
1:12:34
Finish that off , because you do unlock a really cool
1:12:36
character afterwards that you can use in battle .
1:12:40
Yes , it
1:12:43
becomes easier afterwards . Well before I even move
1:12:46
on to issuing , I've got to play the man who erased
1:12:48
his name , which is digital only in the UK
1:12:50
. I was looking , I was toying with the idea
1:12:52
of getting a physical from PlayAsia , but I've
1:12:55
got every other physical release , so I'm probably
1:12:57
going to end up going down that road , but
1:13:00
I'll get the digital initially . I'm
1:13:03
quite excited for that because I believe it's only
1:13:05
about a 20-hour game , so that's going
1:13:07
to be a nice , almost palate cleanser
1:13:09
. This
1:13:11
is the one that was going to make you laugh . I've been playing Hell
1:13:13
. As soon as Portal comes out
1:13:15
, george Ghost grabs the gen previous
1:13:18
to the gen that he's got . So he's gone deep
1:13:21
. On the Vita he's got himself . I mean
1:13:23
, I had Helldivers before and I always
1:13:25
used to fritter around with it , I suppose
1:13:27
towards the end . But I'm all
1:13:29
in on it again now Helldivers 1 . On
1:13:38
the Vita , only on it again now . Helldivers one on the vita only . I'm not gonna play anywhere else
1:13:40
. Um , that's still enjoyable . The community is still really active for it . It's just
1:13:42
a nice little thing to have um been playing
1:13:45
helldivers 2 , jumped into
1:13:47
a mission with og tom , had
1:13:49
just a just a nice bit of old school
1:13:52
chat with him while we played . I
1:13:55
don't normally go on headset , but I
1:13:57
kind of saw that more as like a phone call , you
1:13:59
know , to a family member A sick
1:14:02
, poorly little , weirdo family member
1:14:04
, but you know , still
1:14:06
a family member . And what else have I been playing
1:14:08
? I
1:14:11
think that's probably it . To be honest , I've
1:14:14
still got Uncharted 4 , another playthrough
1:14:16
to finish . I've still got
1:14:18
. I really need to kind
1:14:20
of dust off Alan Wake 2 and just get
1:14:22
that last third of the game finished . There's
1:14:25
nothing wrong with it at all . It's just kind
1:14:28
of propped up at the wrong time and
1:14:32
F1
1:14:35
Manage is probably going to get deleted
1:14:37
. It's not the latest one . I've talked about this a couple
1:14:39
of episodes ago . It's like last year's version
1:14:42
, but it's so similar to the first . I've
1:14:44
tried to grind through another couple of grand prixs , but
1:14:46
I'm so done with it .
1:14:48
Um you just burned yourself out .
1:14:50
Huh , it's just so similar to
1:14:52
the first one . I should have just carried on playing that . Um , it's
1:14:54
a shame because it's just so similar to the first one . I should have just carried on playing that
1:14:56
. It's a shame because there's nothing fundamentally wrong for the game
1:14:58
, but as a yearly upgrade which is how they're
1:15:00
doing it now every year the new one
1:15:02
comes out , like EA or FC
1:15:05
or FIFA or whatever it's called , or
1:15:10
MLB even , which , I'll confess to you now , the latest MLB
1:15:13
looks great from an aesthetic point of view
1:15:15
. The menu is beautiful , the additions
1:15:17
to the gameplay that they've made are great , but
1:15:19
sadly it's too
1:15:22
many years on the bounce of mlb
1:15:24
for me to really even get out of triple
1:15:26
a . I'm like um , this
1:15:30
is , and every
1:15:32
year you kind of got to wipe your progress of
1:15:34
your previous game . Some of the old MLBs
1:15:36
, let you carry on . Import your character . These
1:15:39
new ones , since we've had the PS5
1:15:41
, that's a big no-no . So
1:15:43
every time you got to recreate yourself
1:15:45
, scan your face , you start yourself up
1:15:47
as this plucky 18-year-old again . It's
1:15:50
like maybe I've got some actual
1:15:53
physical time off at the back end of July
1:15:55
into August . Maybe at that point
1:15:57
, you know , I can maybe just unwind
1:15:59
into it . I still love the game , as
1:16:02
in baseball , and I do have a still like
1:16:05
the biggest soft spot for MLB
1:16:07
the gaming franchise . I think
1:16:09
it's great . But next
1:16:11
year maybe if I don't play
1:16:13
this one as much , because normally I'm
1:16:15
hundreds of hours in on a career mode road
1:16:17
to the show , but this year nowhere
1:16:20
near , and I'm wondering if I can just
1:16:22
sort of maybe not go as deep
1:16:24
this year . I can just sort of have it on
1:16:26
the periphery that next year
1:16:28
mlb 25 or
1:16:30
4 , whatever which way it rounds goes with the yearly
1:16:33
connotation . I can't remember . It's just one big MLB
1:16:35
game to me , but I'm hoping that I'm going
1:16:37
to arrive at that and be like , yes , something
1:16:40
new . They definitely need to refresh the pitcher
1:16:42
game . I know everyone rocks up to play MLB
1:16:45
just to hit big home runs and be the
1:16:47
big . Yeah , I'm the judge , but
1:16:49
I'll be honest
1:16:51
with you , I'm not into that . I'm into
1:16:54
the whole sort of pitcher . Slow
1:16:56
the pitch clock hasn't helped , but you know , slowing
1:16:58
the game down , doing the pitches , getting
1:17:00
some dirty inside-outside pitches
1:17:03
, you know just… the minutia of baseball
1:17:05
, the real grit of baseball
1:17:07
, it's not just to turn up and go wow
1:17:09
, mate , you hit the ball wheel far . There's
1:17:13
so much more going on at a granular
1:17:15
level in a game of baseball that really you can only
1:17:17
appreciate from the pitcher's
1:17:19
point of view . So , yeah
1:17:22
, that's due a definite rework
1:17:24
, the changes they've made to the menu and road
1:17:26
to the show . When you know classic
1:17:28
road to the show , you would always be in your changing
1:17:30
room sat there , you know , scratching your balls
1:17:32
, waiting for your next match . Now you could be on a
1:17:35
coach , you could be on a plane , you
1:17:40
could be in the team room , you could be in your
1:17:42
own bedroom , like those little things . It didn't cost them anything
1:17:44
to do , but it's added so much more variety to those inter-match
1:17:46
interstitials that it's like , oh
1:17:49
, I'm not even in the big
1:17:51
leagues getting the podcasts and the TV
1:17:53
shows and all that sort of AAA
1:17:55
extravaganza and it already
1:17:57
still feels pretty good . So
1:18:00
, yeah , I'm excited , hopefully
1:18:03
for next year and , like I say , a
1:18:05
bit more spare time on my hands to just mindlessly
1:18:08
plump away several
1:18:10
hundred hours into a baseball
1:18:12
career mode . Yeah
1:18:19
, I think I'll be ready in in 12 months time . Um , gentlemen , that
1:18:21
probably brings to the end my
1:18:23
, my gaming activity and
1:18:25
now we must pull on what
1:18:28
I call the big boy trousers . I'm
1:18:30
gonna button up my button down , pull
1:18:33
the tie up around my neck , as
1:18:36
I ask you , gentlemen , to look all journalistic
1:18:38
in what you're doing , because it's time for the news . I
1:18:45
don't you know that to me sounded newsy
1:18:48
, but well , the fans quite
1:18:50
retro but it was newsy if
1:18:53
you're below a certain age
1:18:55
, you might need to know that that's the sound
1:18:58
of the news wire coming in . We've scaled the very
1:19:00
darkest region of the internet to bring you the latest stories
1:19:02
first up . Ps digs
1:19:04
deep into its back
1:19:06
catalogue . This is quite the mouthful , but I'm going to go
1:19:08
for it . Are you ready ? Platform fans , rest
1:19:10
assured knowing that from 18th of June , you'll be able
1:19:12
to play every oh
1:19:15
, I'm going for punishments
1:19:17
Every single mainline
1:19:19
Jak and Daxter game on PS5 and PS4
1:19:21
, the release of the PSP platformer Daxter
1:19:24
. I will stand by this
1:19:26
, arguably one of the best entries
1:19:28
in the series . We'll round out the selection with Jak
1:19:30
and Daxter , the Precursor Legacy , jak 2
1:19:32
, jak 3 , jak X , combat Racing , already available . Jak selection with jack and dax of
1:19:34
the precursor legacy , jack 2 , jack 3 , jack x , combat racing , already available
1:19:37
. Jack and dax of the lost frontier . The
1:19:39
psp and ps2 epilogue , which
1:19:41
is actually super
1:19:43
hard to find on ps2 , not
1:19:45
so bad on psp , almost literally
1:19:47
impossible on ps2 launched
1:19:50
earlier this year , should be noted . The original trilogy
1:19:52
, along with jack x combat , combat Racing , are still tied
1:19:54
to Sony's old PS2 emulator , meaning
1:19:56
they don't play as well as they
1:19:58
necessarily should . Earlier
1:20:01
in the PS4 generation . The Japanese giant
1:20:03
ported a select number of PS2 titles to its
1:20:05
current-gen console , but the emulation
1:20:07
was sloppy and lacked quality and life improvements
1:20:09
. The firm's new PS2 emulator debuted
1:20:12
alongside the likes of Sky , sly
1:20:14
Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus , or
1:20:16
literally Sly as we would know
1:20:19
him . It includes quick saves and rewinds , so it's great
1:20:21
to see all the Jak and Daxter titles readily
1:20:23
available on current hardware . This is
1:20:25
the kind of preservation we want . We
1:20:27
also suspect all of the Sly Cooper games
1:20:29
will eventually make their way across , and we'd love
1:20:31
to see the Ratchet Clank series
1:20:33
follow , especially the larger Overlook
1:20:36
spin-off and I like
1:20:38
this one as well Secret Agent Clank
1:20:40
, which very few have actually played
1:20:42
. Now , off the back of this
1:20:44
, boys , let's
1:20:47
go old school Bonus . Bonus
1:20:52
news you probably
1:20:54
never played Ghost Hunter . Me and RGT are big fans of this game . Bonus news you probably never played Ghost
1:20:56
Hunter . Me and RGT are big fans of this game
1:20:59
. I saw this bit of news and thought
1:21:01
you are going to be all over this this
1:21:03
this was the
1:21:05
sort of game that made you wonder why you were
1:21:07
buying a PS3 back in the back in
1:21:09
the day . The visuals , the textures
1:21:12
, everything that Ghost Hunter is pumping
1:21:14
out on PS2 is phenomenal . Developed
1:21:16
by Cambridge Studio , the UK-based team
1:21:18
that would later be renamed Guerrilla Cambridge
1:21:21
, before being shut down following
1:21:23
the release of the PS Vita's excellent Killzone
1:21:25
Mercenary . I don't think that's what killed them . I
1:21:27
think RIGS VR killed them . If I'm honest
1:21:29
with you , it was published in the United States by
1:21:31
namco , such as was the mistreatment
1:21:33
of the title title by platform holder sony
1:21:35
. But it's actually a great little game , coming
1:21:38
to ps5 and ps4 as part of the ps premium
1:21:40
from the 18th of june . Now
1:21:43
the game is effectively a third person
1:21:45
shooter , although it's somewhat of a prehistoric one
1:21:47
. The title predates resident evil 4
1:21:49
and gears of war , so the combat is fiddly
1:21:51
and archaic . Movement Movement is ridiculously
1:21:54
restricted . While you're aiming , combat sees
1:21:56
you weakening ghosts before capturing them with
1:21:59
Ghostbusters style traps
1:22:01
and ecto-wands , for want of
1:22:03
a better word . But there's more to it . You can also control
1:22:05
a spirit to solve puzzles or lure
1:22:07
phantoms into specific positions . While
1:22:10
it received middling reviews at launch , this was
1:22:12
a forward thinking title with excellent presentation
1:22:14
, and it's one , ultimately , a lot of people
1:22:16
overlooked . The North American version was updated
1:22:19
to include a number of gameplay improvements and fixes
1:22:21
God damn , you , damn
1:22:23
, yankees . Compared to its European
1:22:25
counterpart , we've been struggling on with , quite
1:22:28
honestly , control-wise
1:22:30
treacle . This
1:22:33
is obviously a time when patches couldn't be issued , because
1:22:35
whatever shipped on the disc is what you
1:22:37
got , but we'd recommend this , given a go . To be
1:22:39
honest , it's one of the best looking PS2 titles upon
1:22:41
its release and still got lots
1:22:43
of interesting ideas , despite its ancient
1:22:45
and inconsistent gameplay . A single
1:22:47
playthrough will take you 10 hours , so you've got
1:22:49
the time and you're curious about
1:22:52
the subject matter and story , be sure
1:22:54
to check it out Now . Rgt , I
1:22:56
know there's
1:22:59
a lot of news to cover here , but basically I want to get
1:23:01
balls deep with Seb . Seb , have
1:23:03
you played Ghost Hunter ? Are you aware of it ? Is it on your
1:23:05
periphery ? Have you ever seen it before ? Or
1:23:09
is this a game that's got you going ? Hang
1:23:11
hold on . Hold my spectral
1:23:13
pint here , a second pal while I pick
1:23:15
up this ancient-looking control pad and
1:23:18
get myself a little bit ghost-huntery
1:23:20
.
1:23:21
See , I've heard of this game . I've never touched it . I
1:23:24
did not own a PS Vita until
1:23:27
later in life , so I didn't
1:23:29
get it . This is a PS2 . Oh , ps2
1:23:31
, my bad , yeah , but
1:23:33
no , I didn't touch this on the PS2
1:23:36
either . So I very much
1:23:38
, I'm glad game preservation
1:23:40
is coming through and I'm glad
1:23:43
the people who are jonesing
1:23:45
to replay this type of game is
1:23:47
going to be able to . But other than that , I
1:23:49
don't think I'm going to be touching this one . If I'm being honest
1:23:51
, there's too much out there right now .
1:23:54
I think it's good as well , because
1:23:56
with the new PS2 emulator you've got
1:23:58
your rewind as well and
1:24:00
a lot they've done with the PS1
1:24:03
titles they've been launching . I
1:24:05
have downloaded the
1:24:08
first Sly , which I think is just
1:24:10
Sly to us or Sly the Raccoon to us . I think it's
1:24:12
different .
1:24:12
I think it's Sly Raccoon to us , and
1:24:19
I think that our American cousins .
1:24:20
Oh , Sly Cooper , isn't it they call it .
1:24:21
Sly Cooper , thievius Raccoonus that's it
1:24:23
.
1:24:23
Yeah , so I have downloaded it . I've heard
1:24:25
good things . You've never
1:24:27
played Sly . No , I've downloaded
1:24:30
this one on the PS5 .
1:24:41
I downloaded this one on the ps5 . I've played slide back in the day , um , but I've heard good things about this um emulator with the rewind
1:24:43
and slightly improved textures and stuff . So I I don't know if it's true , but I've heard
1:24:45
that it's . It probably don't look that great , um , because obviously I
1:24:48
think the place where it looks best right now is probably
1:24:50
on that ps3 re-release
1:24:53
that went on the vita as well . Um
1:24:55
, the trilogy sly trilogy yeah
1:24:57
, was it called the h ? Sly hd ? They
1:25:00
, they batched hd , I believe . Yeah , games
1:25:02
, yeah , jack and daxter
1:25:04
sly . I think we even got
1:25:06
ratchet and clank .
1:25:07
Really , because that's that's on ps plus as well , which
1:25:09
is odd because you've got both , but I
1:25:11
suppose you're gaining with the rewind feature and
1:25:13
absolutely yeah
1:25:15
, but yeah , I'd be interested to give it a go so
1:25:18
I have a question how excited are
1:25:21
y'all to play astrobot later this year ?
1:25:24
I'm pumped for that yes , I can't my only
1:25:26
reservation , and me and rg talked about
1:25:28
this a couple of episodes ago and we'll
1:25:30
, we'll test the waters , we'll see what the cult has done
1:25:33
to you now . I
1:25:35
was excited to see it . I was , I was
1:25:37
kind of hyped , I'll be honest with
1:25:39
you , and when it showed up at the showcase
1:25:41
I was like yeah , yeah , yeah , we'll have
1:25:43
a piece of this . But having played
1:25:45
the playroom vr playroom
1:25:47
, uh , having played the
1:25:50
astrobot vr missions , having
1:25:53
played the PS5 launch
1:25:55
banger Astro Bot , a
1:25:58
lot of what I've already played , which
1:26:00
not everybody has played fair enough , is
1:26:04
in this game , from what I can see . So
1:26:07
it's going to be massive , according to them , the
1:26:09
biggest game they've ever made . So , no
1:26:11
doubt , recycling of ideas and textures
1:26:14
and bosses and things makes some level of sense
1:26:16
, especially if it's kind of a little
1:26:18
bit unknown to the mainstream .
1:26:20
And I think yeah , I think a lot of people's first time playing
1:26:22
it was on the PS5 . Because you either
1:26:25
played it on the VR , and if you didn't have the VR then
1:26:27
you sort of missed . So I suppose you
1:26:30
kind of missed those .
1:26:31
Yeah , they're sort of thinking it as their second
1:26:33
big game , the thing that
1:26:35
I wanted to ask you about Seb is
1:26:38
, in terms of spaceships , the
1:26:40
PS5 is the most butt-ugly
1:26:43
spaceship Every two rear-rits
1:26:45
retro blasters . Yeah , that
1:26:47
was a stretch and then fly into deep space
1:26:49
. What was your take on that ? Because , obviously , when
1:26:51
it came out of the sand without the faceplates
1:26:53
, the
1:26:58
PS5 looks pretty badass naked , with its fan hanging out . But as soon as it sort of booted
1:27:00
into space and the face plates attached and this
1:27:03
cumbersome white brick
1:27:05
clumsily made its way through this
1:27:07
warp portal , I was thinking , my God , boys
1:27:09
, you've really
1:27:11
blown the farm .
1:27:12
What was your thoughts on that
1:27:14
element . I I don't like that element
1:27:17
at all . I , I think that is . I
1:27:19
think it is ugly as a spaceship , for sure
1:27:21
it was a stretch to make
1:27:23
that look like a spaceship yeah , I
1:27:25
will . I will say the like him
1:27:27
actually like having a tie fighter , which
1:27:30
is basically the ps5 controller and
1:27:32
navigating like that is absolutely beautiful
1:27:35
. That was fire .
1:27:36
And considering the haptics we got from the first
1:27:39
game , to imagine that thing transforming
1:27:41
in your hands and you feeling the plates move and whatnot
1:27:43
, which is certainly within its capabilities to replicate
1:27:46
. I am very excited to see that
1:27:48
.
1:27:48
It's one thing sorry to go back , but
1:27:51
when I did play Avatar , it's one thing I will say
1:27:53
the haptics's not pretty good in that game
1:27:55
with the adaptive triggers for
1:27:57
. But that was the batman limit . But they did
1:27:59
incorporate that , which I didn't think they would , because
1:28:01
a lot of developers missed that .
1:28:03
So ubisoft does a good job at doing
1:28:05
that , though .
1:28:05
Yeah , just wait till you've played forbidden
1:28:08
west , till you talk to me about haptic
1:28:10
triggers .
1:28:11
Oh , pal for sure
1:28:13
, yeah , sorry , carry on
1:28:15
no , I was just gonna say I'm
1:28:17
like I'm hearing good things about astrobot . It's um
1:28:19
. They're saying they're gonna have um like playstation
1:28:21
themed bonus worlds as
1:28:23
well , and then they're also they're
1:28:26
probably looking at 80 different levels
1:28:28
in this game , so I think that's
1:28:31
that's well .
1:28:31
This is that we've not just heard this . I do believe
1:28:34
this is confirmed in hands-on previews . So
1:28:36
you know , give it to me
1:28:38
. I just and
1:28:40
there's nothing wrong with like a greatest hits montage
1:28:43
of some of your previous stages , but I
1:28:45
kind of want that to be on the very back
1:28:47
edge of minimum . I'll be honest
1:28:49
.
1:28:49
Well , george , to be honest , let's be . Let's be
1:28:52
serious here for a second . You remember ? Remember how no
1:28:54
one played the Wii U and
1:28:57
so the Switch just re-released all the Wii
1:29:00
U stuff .
1:29:00
No , don't do this , don't do this , don't
1:29:03
do this . Vr is the same way
1:29:05
. You don't like no one's playing it . My
1:29:08
other grip with Astro Bot is when
1:29:10
the VR launched , sony put out a statement
1:29:12
and I've been scouring the internet and I want someone
1:29:14
, maybe in the Discord , to find it for me . But every
1:29:17
game that we release going forward
1:29:19
is going to have a VR element . So when I heard Astro
1:29:22
Bot , I was like bam , cannot
1:29:24
wait to see . Even
1:29:26
if it's like Concrete Genie and it's hidden in
1:29:28
a submenu somewhere , you put the headset
1:29:30
on and you wave a bloody paintbrush around , I'll
1:29:35
take it .
1:29:36
Right now I'm starving so just like Pastor
1:29:38
. Longhorn tripped me into the
1:29:40
cult just like Pastor
1:29:42
Longhorn tripped me into the cult Pastor
1:29:45
.
1:29:45
Longhorn mumsy right down new
1:29:48
law .
1:29:49
New law Pastor .
1:29:52
Longhorn . Hey , I'm
1:29:54
Jeff , my boy , coming to
1:29:56
you on my knee .
1:29:57
I'll show you what a cult's all about
1:30:01
you have drinking the Kool-Aid
1:30:03
that is PlayStation VR . They
1:30:06
have lied to you two times
1:30:08
, two times in two separate generations
1:30:10
. They basically came out with a
1:30:12
VR component and they
1:30:14
haven't supported it .
1:30:15
The thing is , what gets me is , in
1:30:19
a way , right okay , last time I
1:30:21
got kicked in the ghoulies
1:30:23
like this by a business , it was Xbox with the
1:30:25
Kinect and I'll be honest with you , I never
1:30:27
felt so humiliated
1:30:29
in my life as that
1:30:31
guy that was clumsily stumbling around
1:30:33
his living room that he'd hastily rearranged so
1:30:35
the connect could even see his face , let alone
1:30:37
his hands . Um , to
1:30:40
get this thing playing now
1:30:42
I I ddt'd
1:30:44
that through a
1:30:48
flaming , exploding table covered in fluorescent
1:30:50
light tubes . I was that done with . It was like no
1:30:52
xbox , you've had your go now . That's
1:30:54
it , you're done . Sony
1:30:57
have kind of done it to me twice and I'm forgiving
1:30:59
them only because on
1:31:02
VR1 , I had some really standout
1:31:04
great experiences . On VR2
1:31:06
, I'll say this alone it's
1:31:09
a bit of a big ticket because you could probably
1:31:11
get a flight to somewhere quite gorgeous
1:31:13
in Europe and then go kayaking for real
1:31:16
. But kayak vr was worth
1:31:18
the entrance fee and I didn't need to get
1:31:20
wet , not like that . Uh
1:31:24
, I didn't need to get wet at
1:31:27
all and no man's
1:31:29
sky was the bridge that
1:31:32
shadowed between psvr1 and psvr2 and gave
1:31:34
me that warm feeling of like yeah , do you know what if I did ? And Sky was the bridge that shadowed between PSVR 1 and PSVR 2 and gave
1:31:36
me that warm feeling of like yeah , do you know
1:31:38
what ? If I did actually want to get stuck into
1:31:40
something ? There's a whole universe
1:31:43
to play through here , and
1:31:45
we've not even dusted off Resi
1:31:48
4 or Village in
1:31:50
terms of their VR modes as well . So
1:31:52
I mean , after Biohazard
1:31:55
in VR on VR1 , I mean enough's
1:31:57
enough . I mean , I don't mind a horror
1:31:59
game . I'm not someone that really gets that really
1:32:01
like scared by that . But in
1:32:03
VR , I don't care who you
1:32:05
are , that stuff is
1:32:08
terrifying .
1:32:09
Yeah , I'm a chicken , so I don't care In that Biohazard
1:32:11
game .
1:32:11
when that dude comes through the wall for the first time
1:32:14
, I literally I'd
1:32:16
only just eaten my sandwich and it was already
1:32:18
in my panties . I was like absolutely
1:32:25
terrifying . Uh
1:32:27
, and normally in the game you can kind of see
1:32:30
where a guy's gonna do a jump scare at you . You
1:32:32
know , the wall is kind of like a little
1:32:34
bit different texture . You're like , oh hey , started
1:32:36
a little bit yeah , there's a little bit of
1:32:38
going on here . Guys , are you kidding me
1:32:40
? Like ? Oh , here he is . I'm not scared
1:32:43
at all in vr , honestly
1:32:46
, this peripheral sound effect you know what was
1:32:48
that , what was this , what was
1:32:50
that ? And
1:32:52
I played it on the flat screen . He just ran down the corridor
1:32:54
play it on vr and I'm literally crawling
1:32:57
on my hands and knees terrified
1:32:59
. So there is a place for it . But yeah
1:33:01
, you're right , I've been done day two
1:33:03
times oh , for sure , for sure .
1:33:05
And to be fair , like I think vr
1:33:07
is a really cool concept
1:33:09
in games , I just don't . They
1:33:11
haven't shown you any respect as a vr gamer
1:33:14
especially when like any respect as a consumer
1:33:16
full stop oh no , for sure
1:33:18
not , especially considering like the two
1:33:20
bet , arguably the two best like titles
1:33:23
in vr today asgard's wrath
1:33:25
and um and half-life alex
1:33:27
aren't even available . Aren't even available on
1:33:29
this platform . And you paid what
1:33:31
? 500 or 600 for ?
1:33:33
this . I don't need you in here waving the books
1:33:35
about .
1:33:36
You know I'm not enough I think , I
1:33:38
think you can use the uh psvr2
1:33:40
for steam and steam oh , yeah , on pc
1:33:43
now , but your pc isn't that beefy enough
1:33:45
.
1:33:45
Yeah , but you need the adapter . You need the adapter
1:33:47
to make it work .
1:33:48
So it's gone . It's gone a little bit . The pc
1:33:50
boys are going to get hold of it . It's going to be a little little
1:33:52
bit like PSVR 1 with us with the breakout box
1:33:54
and all the other associated dribble . But
1:33:57
do you know what , in terms of a high def
1:34:00
VR headset that's
1:34:02
got some really nice bells and whistles in
1:34:04
it , they could do a hell of a lot worse
1:34:06
. I think if you're at the premium end of VR gaming
1:34:08
and you had the disposable income
1:34:10
and you were like , oh , actually I'll give this a try , I
1:34:12
don't think you'd be disappointed . The haptics in the
1:34:14
headset alone .
1:34:16
You know to simulate probably one of the most advanced
1:34:18
vr's there is sure in the market
1:34:20
yeah , outside of apple right
1:34:22
now .
1:34:23
Yeah , don't get me wrong , like the screens
1:34:25
probably could be better . I
1:34:27
suppose , in terms of if you've got money to literally
1:34:30
rinse , I'm sure there's something you could get . That would
1:34:32
be way better . And I know a lot of people
1:34:34
have moaned about the lenses and
1:34:38
the technology that's in the VR 2 . But
1:34:40
, to be honest , chuck the headset on and
1:34:43
I don't imagine there'd be many complaints
1:34:45
. Gentlemen
1:34:50
, what's this next bit of news ?
1:34:52
They came , they saw they
1:34:55
kicked its ass , but they
1:34:57
could have shown more Everyone
1:35:01
. It's time for the next news story . This
1:35:04
year's Xbox Gaming Showcase was
1:35:06
absolutely fantastic with the entire
1:35:08
two-hour runtime or
1:35:10
90-ish minutes if you exclude
1:35:12
the Call of Duty bit . But you know , most
1:35:14
of us did um , providing
1:35:16
some amazing reveals that
1:35:18
left us in absolute awe , and
1:35:21
apparently there was
1:35:23
more that could have been shown . Kind of funny's
1:35:25
. Host paris lily good guy , I met
1:35:27
him , by the way who has appeared on
1:35:30
xbox's showcase in the past
1:35:32
. Mentioned on the
1:35:34
rest was that Risteria . Risteria
1:35:37
yes era oh , reset era
1:35:39
, my bad reset era that he'd
1:35:41
spoken to multiple people at Xbox
1:35:44
about this , told you that showcase
1:35:46
was going to be good , he said . And
1:35:48
the wow thing is I had multiple
1:35:50
people at Xbox telling me there was so
1:35:52
much more that they could have shown , and Gamescom
1:35:55
is shaping up to be a big show
1:35:57
too . End quote . So
1:36:00
some of the games that we didn't see at the
1:36:02
Xbox showcase included Towerborn
1:36:04
, marvel's Blade , clockwork Revolution
1:36:07
, contraband , everwild and
1:36:09
a few others , and those are
1:36:11
just the first party titles that we
1:36:13
absolutely know about . Xbox
1:36:17
hadn't had a big showcase
1:36:19
at Gamescom for the past few years , so
1:36:21
here's hoping we might have another showcase
1:36:23
in store for us in late August
1:36:26
. In any case , there's
1:36:28
clarity a lot in the
1:36:30
pipeline at Xbox , bethesda
1:36:32
and Activision Blizzard right
1:36:34
now . So , gents , what
1:36:37
do you think about this story ?
1:36:38
I mean , we
1:36:40
talked at the beginning and you
1:36:43
know the Xbox Game Showcase
1:36:45
came along and I'll be honest with you
1:36:47
previously Sony had done
1:36:49
what we talked about . You can quote
1:36:51
it on air as saying by me and rgt
1:36:53
a good job . You know I
1:36:55
came off the showcase thinking , yeah , yeah
1:36:58
, that went , okay , I mean yeah , it's all right
1:37:00
yeah I expected there to be a little bit more
1:37:02
. I kind of wanted , maybe , a surprise . You
1:37:04
know , we had a few things lurking around in the background
1:37:06
that I expected to see . That didn't make
1:37:08
an appearance . It's like , okay , do you know
1:37:10
what ? They're just trying to keep their powder dry , keep
1:37:12
people's anticipation up . That's okay
1:37:15
. Maybe didn't want to drop just a CGI
1:37:17
trailer . So , yeah , okay
1:37:19
, fair enough . Then Xbox turned
1:37:21
up , opened its lunchbox and
1:37:24
they had everything in there
1:37:26
and it was . I'll be honest
1:37:28
with you , it was a pleasant surprise
1:37:31
. They managed to pull in not only their
1:37:33
own studios but some
1:37:35
of the periphery third-party studios that
1:37:38
also showed their games during
1:37:40
that time . That actually sort of swelled
1:37:42
it out and made it look good . Same with the playstation
1:37:45
showcase . There obviously are some tertiary titles
1:37:47
that are our multi-platform . But the
1:37:49
xbox showcase turned up and smashed it out
1:37:51
the park for me and I'm a bit of a nerd and
1:37:53
it's super boring . But that flight simulator
1:37:55
, I was into
1:37:58
it . But when that flight sim dropped I
1:38:00
was like oh yeah . But then when they
1:38:02
got to the jobs element , I was , oh
1:38:05
, my goodness , gracious me , I was moister
1:38:08
than moss on a spring morning . It was absolutely
1:38:10
beautiful to see it give me snow runner vibes . It give me farming sim vibes
1:38:12
. It give me everything . Um , so I'm intrigued to see . It gave me SnowRunner vibes . It gave me Farming
1:38:14
Sim vibes . It gave me everything . So I'm intrigued
1:38:17
to see what that holds . But
1:38:21
to think that they actually sat on stuff
1:38:23
is staggering
1:38:25
to me .
1:38:26
But is it staggering
1:38:28
when you think about how many
1:38:30
studios yeah , I
1:38:32
think all what's gone on as on as well , god
1:38:35
did they need this to be good ? And I think
1:38:37
well we've had shows
1:38:39
titled .
1:38:40
Xbox needs to show us something soon
1:38:42
. You know , yeah , xbox , where are the
1:38:44
exclusives ?
1:38:45
we've been begging them , it's been bad news
1:38:47
after bad news , and you know , up
1:38:49
till the recent interview , phil
1:38:51
sp Spencer disappeared , and then
1:38:54
clumsy interviews from Sarah
1:38:56
Bond . It was just , it
1:38:59
was a poor show from them and
1:39:02
you were just thinking , come on , you need to do
1:39:04
something positive . But to be fair , you
1:39:06
know it looked good
1:39:08
, that showcase , I must admit , Best one I've
1:39:10
seen for a long time .
1:39:12
Seb was off air when that whole sort of we're
1:39:14
going to be on everything story broke and
1:39:16
I'll be honest with you , was not
1:39:18
helped by a social
1:39:21
media , b the lack of noise
1:39:23
coming from them and , c their
1:39:25
influencers paid
1:39:27
or not along the way , that
1:39:30
literally ran that
1:39:32
story into the
1:39:34
ground . There were so many rumours
1:39:36
it was so hard to pick out . That literally ran that story
1:39:38
into the ground . There were so many rumors it was so hard to pick out . I
1:39:40
should imagine a million kids picked up that afternoon and took their Xbox down to CEX
1:39:43
or whatever you've got in the States and
1:39:45
hopped it in for a PS5 . And
1:39:47
it was way too soon to be making that call . But
1:39:50
the console was literally . If
1:39:52
you'd have took a thermometer to the Xbox
1:39:54
corpse a couple of months ago , it
1:39:56
would have registered as dead yeah
1:39:59
, and I think the problem is a lot of people say sony
1:40:01
are too quiet .
1:40:01
At times I don't say a lot , whereas I think
1:40:04
maybe . But I think sometimes xbox
1:40:06
are too vocal . They're always
1:40:08
, you know , they're with the gamers
1:40:10
all the time . They're friends for the game and phil spencer's
1:40:12
game with and sometimes you just need to say , look
1:40:19
, it's too much , you need to step back from
1:40:21
that . Run the company , get
1:40:23
some games going . And sometimes they
1:40:25
send mixed messages . They're over at Tango
1:40:27
Dreamworks a year ago giving them
1:40:29
awards and saying how brilliant studio
1:40:31
they are , and you're our foot into Japan
1:40:33
and making it bigger , and then a year later they're shutting them . You're
1:40:36
just like , yeah
1:40:38
, if you're over there giving them their awards
1:40:40
and saying that just do it in private , because
1:40:42
everything's digitally
1:40:44
, you've got a footprint and everyone
1:40:47
will bring this all back up , so
1:40:49
you're leaving yourself open . I think if they're a bit more
1:40:51
quieter , we'll work away . And you
1:40:53
know , do
1:40:58
these games that they've been showing us , you know , and sometimes they sort of trip over themselves
1:41:00
a bit . But , like I say it , the showcase was fantastic . I think
1:41:02
.
1:41:02
I thought it was brilliant , best one I've seen , like I
1:41:04
say , for a long time I'll be honest , I should think
1:41:06
the shareholders breathed a sigh relief as well
1:41:08
, men , because it wasn't looking
1:41:11
great and and then boom , they
1:41:13
came . They delivered when they had to . I
1:41:16
want to see some of these actually come home now
1:41:18
and actually genuinely be playable
1:41:20
.
1:41:20
I mean the Fable thing they got to deliver .
1:41:22
Yeah , Fable was interesting , but let's
1:41:24
face it , we've been looking at the Fable
1:41:27
for some time now .
1:41:28
Yeah , and Perfect Dark as well .
1:41:30
They came too early with Fable with that CGI
1:41:32
trailer . Then we got
1:41:34
that kind of giant
1:41:36
gameplay sequence that we saw
1:41:38
which kind of made us feel like Fable was
1:41:40
a lot closer than it is . We've had another
1:41:43
gameplay experience
1:41:46
, kind of like an amalgamation
1:41:48
, in the last showing . I'm
1:41:51
a Fable fan even
1:41:53
after the Kinect game , and
1:41:55
that's saying something . Even after Finect game and that's saying something even after Fable 3 and
1:41:58
that's saying something . But
1:42:01
I like the comedy of it . I
1:42:03
like the world building that they've done .
1:42:04
I like the world of Albion . It felt Fable to me
1:42:07
. It did feel Fable .
1:42:08
It absolutely felt Fable to me , and
1:42:10
one thing that I kind of picked up on
1:42:12
the periphery of on social media was like
1:42:14
people were saying that one of the
1:42:17
in-game characters didn't look very good
1:42:19
in terms of aesthetically pleasing
1:42:21
and I watched the trailer again and
1:42:23
thought that's
1:42:25
a beautiful woman in terms
1:42:27
of gameplay . It's realistic in
1:42:29
terms of the aspirations you're talking about the main character
1:42:32
yeah , I think so . In the
1:42:34
trailers that female character isn't there
1:42:36
. That was being spoken to . You can probably pick
1:42:38
your sex and you can probably adjust your
1:42:40
face as you go through . You know these games are like
1:42:42
, but I did find that in
1:42:44
the modern world a little bit of a weird thing for people
1:42:46
to be saying she's not good looking enough . They'd
1:42:56
done the same with Star Wars , didn't they ? Well , don't forget . At the same time , not that long ago
1:42:58
, people were complaining about Horizon , forbidden West and Aloy having hair fuzz . You
1:43:01
know , women have hair like
1:43:03
light down . It's okay , yeah
1:43:06
, it's just . And I just , I don't know
1:43:08
, I just to be honest , that bit was so tone
1:43:10
deaf . I just sometimes think that
1:43:12
we as gamers broad brush , I
1:43:14
know , but we don't do ourselves any favours when we get on
1:43:16
the internet and make ourselves look absolute
1:43:18
clowns . Oh , it's just ridiculous . I'm
1:43:23
excited for it . I don't want that to suck any
1:43:25
of the hype away from what I saw . I
1:43:27
think it was a good showcase . Like I say
1:43:29
again , to double down on it , the
1:43:31
fact that they had other stuff in the quiver , that
1:43:33
they were like actually no , leave
1:43:36
it , that's enough , we've done enough , and
1:43:39
they could have just gone , all in like boom
1:43:41
, all of it , and we'd have been like oh my God , you
1:43:45
know it's like .
1:43:46
The thing is , I think outside of Clockwork Revolution
1:43:48
with the titles that we actually spoke
1:43:50
about a
1:43:59
that we actually spoke about a lot of these games are games that would have probably drugged the showcase down . If I'm being honest , like marvel's blade
1:44:01
is still early in development , another cgi trailer would have probably felt like a . That
1:44:03
would have done nothing for it at all . Totally , yeah , tower born is the same
1:44:05
way I . I don't know a soul
1:44:08
on this planet who's excited for contraband
1:44:10
and then ever wild . No
1:44:12
one knows what that game is because we've only seen
1:44:14
the cgi trailer . If and reports
1:44:17
are that game's still in development , hell , if
1:44:19
that's the case , then another cgi trailer
1:44:21
would have done a disservice I mean ever
1:44:23
wild .
1:44:26
It needs to rock . Five years now , 12 to
1:44:28
18 . Yeah for sure , mate . I
1:44:30
mean that needs to rock up soon , otherwise
1:44:32
that's going to end up being because
1:44:34
, by the time that I wonder if it's stuck in
1:44:36
development hell , because it's been in development for
1:44:38
such a long time that some of the concepts
1:44:40
that they had they've already been been beaten
1:44:42
to market with . So they're sat with this game that
1:44:44
kind of looks like a little bit of pup . It probably plays
1:44:46
well , it probably looks good , but
1:44:49
it's probably not doing anything new , because other games
1:44:51
have come to the market with similar ideas and
1:44:53
aesthetics and it's kind of left them feeling like
1:44:56
carrying this sort of weird looking
1:44:58
ugly baby that they kind of want to show to people
1:45:00
around , but they're also scared that people are going to say
1:45:02
that's one ugly baby .
1:45:05
I think I've said before similar thing about fable
1:45:07
and perfect dark . I'm excited for those
1:45:09
. I think it's brilliant , but are the demographic
1:45:12
of the Xbox going to know what Fable or is
1:45:14
it going to be lost on them ?
1:45:17
Here's the thing I want to bring up . Sorry about this
1:45:19
, george . I think those
1:45:22
two games showcased a lot better
1:45:24
for a younger generation
1:45:26
. About this is the gameplay . This is what
1:45:28
this is what this type of game is versus
1:45:31
Indianaiana jones , where indiana
1:45:34
jones I did hear a little scuttlebutt
1:45:36
on social media that you know
1:45:38
like some people were confused because
1:45:40
they thought it was a vr looking game because
1:45:42
, like the first person you actually punching
1:45:45
it's like that doesn't showcase
1:45:47
well to a young , especially if you're trying to appeal
1:45:49
to a younger audience , you're trying to capture a new
1:45:51
audience . This at least perfect
1:45:53
dark I think almost didn't
1:45:56
need to be called perfect dark . It looks like a
1:45:58
really cool brand new uh
1:46:00
game that if you would have told me
1:46:02
this was purple , a game
1:46:04
called purple like and it was just about
1:46:06
a spy action game , it , the gameplay
1:46:09
, is compelling enough that it looks intriguing
1:46:11
. I don't think . I don't think anyone's signing
1:46:13
up for that game saying I want oh well
1:46:15
, especially after a certain age demographic
1:46:18
, saying I want to play perfect dark they're
1:46:20
saying like , oh , that's what I was going to
1:46:22
allude to .
1:46:22
Like the 40 year olds are waiting for indiana
1:46:24
jones to come out and play a first person experience
1:46:27
of that and and to your point , that's
1:46:29
the bit that doesn't really fit well with me . I kind
1:46:31
of want that to be a third person action game but based
1:46:34
on the history of the studio and the very crowded
1:46:37
already third person
1:46:39
action adventure treasure hunting game
1:46:41
, they had to flip it up , do something different , because
1:46:43
otherwise it would have been called indiana jet
1:46:45
. It would have been . If they had to come out
1:46:47
in a third person , it would have been compared to
1:46:50
tomb raider , quite rightly , and uncharted
1:46:52
uncharted and I don't know if it would
1:46:54
have had the grip to pull it off . Whereas
1:46:56
if you flip it and say okay , it's going to be first person
1:46:58
, all of a sudden those comparisons start
1:47:00
to get morphed . All of a sudden it's really
1:47:02
only comparable to maybe their previous
1:47:05
games or maybe similar
1:47:07
first-person experiences , which
1:47:09
kind of gives it a chance to get its own breathing
1:47:11
space . I just don't know whether there's
1:47:14
anyone's going to take that breath . Yeah
1:47:17
. Whether anyone's going to want to draw themselves through
1:47:19
that , I don't know . It's brave
1:47:21
and I'm excited for it . As a
1:47:23
40 year old man , god
1:47:25
, you know people turn up and want someone
1:47:28
older than their dad to tell them what video games
1:47:30
are cool . I realize the irony is not
1:47:32
lost on me . Yeah , I realise the irony is
1:47:35
not lost on me . Yeah , I'm Listen . The next 12
1:47:37
months for the Xbox
1:47:39
brand is set to be really exciting . I
1:47:41
think they probably no matter what's
1:47:43
good for business in terms of putting their
1:47:45
games on other platforms , and we've seen that's
1:47:47
been really good for business because
1:47:50
they've been doing . Sea of Thieves , especially , has
1:47:52
been literally destroying the PlayStation
1:47:54
charts since it came out , and that's a
1:47:56
testament of it being a good game .
1:47:59
I think multiplayer is acceptable . I don't think
1:48:02
that's a single-player thing . Feels cringe
1:48:04
to me still , because I'm like a live
1:48:06
service game . You want to get a large
1:48:08
audience , I get that Absolutely . But I'm like
1:48:11
if you put a single-player
1:48:13
, all your single player games on that
1:48:16
other platform as well , I feel like
1:48:18
what's the point in getting your platform
1:48:20
at that point , you know .
1:48:23
I think , that's the case , that maybe their own game
1:48:25
, their own sort of console devotees
1:48:27
are actually . That's the question that's
1:48:29
on their lips right now . Like yeah , I've got
1:48:31
an Xbox , but if you're going to
1:48:33
bring it to everything else , why
1:48:37
would I stay PC
1:48:39
get a PlayStation , get a Nintendo Switch
1:48:42
2 , either which way , you know you're going to be able to carry
1:48:44
on playing your Master Chief . You're going to carry on playing
1:48:46
your Gears , maybe not on the Switch , but
1:48:48
you know . Yeah at 15 frames per second
1:48:50
yeah . But
1:48:58
no , they'll make it for retail for worse .
1:48:59
You know we're gamers of your , and so I I have a question for y'all . Um
1:49:01
, keeping it back on the topic of the xbox showcase
1:49:03
, it's like I do feel like this was a fantastic
1:49:06
showcase . I do feel like there were elements that
1:49:08
probably could have been and these are neat , picky things
1:49:10
like I feel like this would
1:49:12
have been a perfect opportunity for you to
1:49:15
basically , you know , kind of like
1:49:17
add that extra by
1:49:19
saying like hey , all of Activision
1:49:21
Blizzard's back catalog is now on game
1:49:23
pass . Like I feel like that's a miss
1:49:25
to where I'm like I
1:49:27
understand .
1:49:28
They're working towards that . But as far
1:49:30
as I understand , like , although
1:49:33
the ink is dry on that contract
1:49:35
, it's still not dry on that contract
1:49:37
. There's still some other bits and bobs that need to
1:49:39
be wrangled through . That deal's done but
1:49:41
it's not done , but it's done but it's not done
1:49:43
. You
1:49:45
know , I think that might rumble on for a while . They're getting
1:49:48
there , aren't they ? They're getting there , and whether that's
1:49:50
through the ability to adopt
1:49:52
the catalog or whether Microsoft
1:49:55
or Xbox are just throwing hard dollars to
1:49:57
kind of fulfill that promise
1:49:59
, I'll be very
1:50:02
interested to get a peek behind the scenes just to see
1:50:04
which one it is . Because if they own the games
1:50:06
, they own the games , no issues . It should be all on there
1:50:08
tomorrow . But if there's still some
1:50:10
final legal wranglings going
1:50:12
on in some sub-corner of the world who had
1:50:14
an objection towards this thing and they've got
1:50:16
to go due diligence and it's
1:50:18
been agreed in the court , but then you've got the whole
1:50:21
ratification of the whole thing to be put through
1:50:23
yet Maybe they just can't
1:50:25
. So they're just throwing money at what they can to
1:50:27
make it work for now , I think when they get
1:50:29
there , that will be a moment that they will absolutely
1:50:32
rinse , and quite rightly because
1:50:34
I would .
1:50:35
I see , I thought that same thing and then I was just
1:50:37
like , oh no , they have diablo on
1:50:39
there now . And I'm like you have world
1:50:41
of warcraft on the pc , the pc
1:50:44
version , and I'm like it feels
1:50:46
like those are like , though
1:50:48
, they put the two biggest ips from
1:50:50
the blizzard catalog and you know , on
1:50:52
there . And I'm like , oh okay , so
1:50:54
if you could put diablo on there , you could put world of
1:50:56
warcraft on there . Well , world of warcraft is old as
1:50:58
dirt . At this point there's kids in
1:51:00
the street that are younger , that are like playing
1:51:02
around , right right using the world of warcraft
1:51:05
cd to throw at each other yeah
1:51:07
, exactly , I'm like they don't know , what world of warcraft
1:51:09
is . I'm like it came . It came out before they
1:51:11
were even born . So that's what
1:51:13
I'm curious about . It's like if you can
1:51:15
do that with the old IP , then I feel
1:51:18
like any IP should be available . But
1:51:20
another opportunity I think is missing
1:51:22
is like World of Warcraft should
1:51:25
be ported over to consoles
1:51:27
. I think that would have been a huge win . I
1:51:29
don't play World of Warcraft , but I know the audience
1:51:31
is there . I think that would have been a massive
1:51:33
win .
1:51:34
Yeah , massive win . Now would probably not be a
1:51:36
bad time to do it , because
1:51:39
obviously we've got the extra sort of headspace of the new consoles . That could kind of
1:51:41
make it work , and I think that if you
1:51:44
were new to the franchise and you were coming in
1:51:46
early doors on that , you wouldn't know any different
1:51:48
, and I think that you would have a good experience . I
1:51:56
don't know why they've walled it off . Makes no sense to me . Um , maybe it's just something that
1:51:58
they don't think is . You would have thought , though , and maybe it's just a time
1:52:00
thing right now , but off the back
1:52:02
of the success of , like boulders , gate three , you would have
1:52:04
thought they'd be like oh , there's an open
1:52:06
goal here that we're just not kicking
1:52:08
a ball in , but and
1:52:10
evidently like no , do we .
1:52:12
And evidently eso is still
1:52:15
selling after 10 years and I'm like
1:52:17
, if that's still profitable , I'm like
1:52:19
just throw , throw your
1:52:21
biggest , biggest ip there as
1:52:23
well , I
1:52:25
think the
1:52:28
thing is , if you give everyone everything immediately
1:52:30
, you've got nothing to get them hyped about .
1:52:32
So you've almost got to . When
1:52:34
you acquire these catalogs , you've kind of
1:52:36
got to drip feed it in a little bit , because
1:52:38
otherwise it'd be boom , everything's available
1:52:40
. And one of my bugbears
1:52:43
with these online libraries is you go in there and
1:52:45
you just can't see the wood for the trees .
1:52:47
So then any paralysis ?
1:52:48
yeah , so you could take a game , shine
1:52:51
it up one month , do a load
1:52:53
of blog posts about it , do an official
1:52:56
Xbox podcast
1:52:58
about it , do some YouTube reels
1:53:01
, get people pumped for the idea
1:53:03
of what it is , this game that they've maybe
1:53:05
only seen on the periphery . And then
1:53:07
you know , maybe once a month , just
1:53:09
boom , boom , boom , you've got content
1:53:11
. That's one thing , they're not lacking right now is content
1:53:14
, and if you can drop all that content
1:53:16
right away and let people find the highs
1:53:18
and the low spots , or you
1:53:20
can curate that menu .
1:53:23
I agree with you . They're not doing that
1:53:25
yet , and that's what's baffling to me . I'm
1:53:28
like you have what ? Almost
1:53:31
20 years of Call of Duty . Just put one Call of
1:53:33
Duty game a month , they've got the digital version
1:53:35
of chef ramsey in the background he's just got
1:53:37
his fridge he's found a gone off call
1:53:39
of duty game .
1:53:40
He smelt it .
1:53:41
He's like what's that how
1:53:43
long has that been in there .
1:53:45
Phil spencer's like oh , I don't know , I clean . Who
1:53:47
cleaned the fridge ? Who cleaned the fridge ? We
1:53:49
cleaned it yesterday , chef , this wasn't clean yesterday
1:53:53
.
1:53:54
Exactly . I'm like you can do a Crash Bandicoot
1:53:56
every month . I'm like a Spyro . I'm
1:53:58
like you can throw . You've got everything
1:54:00
now .
1:54:05
Well , there's the opportunity there to have a little bit of fun as well by kind of bringing PlayStation's
1:54:07
Midnighties or very first mascot in
1:54:10
as a war animal against the PlayStation
1:54:13
right now . Now
1:54:15
, whether that's the Classics re-release and I don't
1:54:17
know whether there's some guidelines
1:54:19
there depending on who owns what , it's a
1:54:21
bit muddy in terms of what is owned
1:54:23
within Crash and what's not . But
1:54:26
even if you did the re-release
1:54:28
Crash , you could have
1:54:30
some fun with that . That's already there . But shine
1:54:32
it up , make a big deal of it and put it in a bundle
1:54:34
with four or whatever it is . But there's
1:54:36
certainly there's mileage to be had
1:54:38
. But I don't really feel like Xbox is really
1:54:41
that interested in the little wins which
1:54:44
that would bring . They're kind of just looking
1:54:46
for that absolute mega , much
1:54:48
like PlayStation is . They're just looking for that mega
1:54:50
win and
1:54:54
they're willing to literally just bin a studio off . It just doesn't produce a mega hit today . It's
1:54:57
a bit short-sighted , but
1:55:01
it's not the first time it's happened in the industry and
1:55:03
I don't think it'll be the last RGT
1:55:05
. Yes , bit
1:55:07
of retro news here for you . You
1:55:10
sexual Tyrannosaurus , do
1:55:12
you want to sing the opening line , seeing as Elfwick's
1:55:15
not here or what's going on you ?
1:55:17
wouldn't want to hear me sing . We'd
1:55:19
lose so many listeners that wouldn't be worth it no
1:55:22
, I want it , I want it no , I'm not singing
1:55:24
sorry it
1:55:26
would hurt your ears .
1:55:27
Do you want to speak it in the ? Because you
1:55:29
know , everyone knows that opening line yeah
1:55:33
what do
1:55:35
you want me to read ?
1:55:35
the title of this next article ?
1:55:37
or do you want me to read yes
1:55:39
, I want you to read the title of this next article how
1:55:41
I
1:55:46
want to be the very best
1:55:48
, so buy this cutter proof
1:55:51
an unofficial
1:55:54
reproduction of the NES
1:55:56
Nintendo World Champs
1:55:58
Carter Ridge .
1:56:02
I got what you were putting out . I got what you
1:56:04
were putting out .
1:56:05
You're with me . I got what you were putting out
1:56:07
.
1:56:08
I'll just read it . I
1:56:12
want to be the very best , so I will buy
1:56:14
this cart . To prove An
1:56:18
unofficial nice of the nes
1:56:20
nintendo world championship cartridge has
1:56:22
been successfully backed via
1:56:24
kickstarter , raising a total of 16,593
1:56:29
british pound sterling at
1:56:31
the time of writing , with an initial
1:56:34
goal of 8,452
1:56:37
British pound sterling . Labelled
1:56:39
as a new pro version to
1:56:42
celebrate the upcoming 35th
1:56:44
anniversary of the 1990
1:56:46
World Championships event , it will contain
1:56:48
the original version of the cartridge alongside
1:56:51
new pro version . What's
1:56:53
the difference , you might ask ? Well
1:56:55
, the pro version is more difficult , to
1:56:58
put it bluntly , unlike the original , in
1:57:00
which players started in World 1-1
1:57:04
of Super Mario Bros , you
1:57:06
instead start in World 8.1
1:57:09
. Meanwhile , rad Racer
1:57:11
starts at Level 3 , while Tetris
1:57:13
starts at Level 8 . You'll
1:57:15
be given the option to set the time limits from
1:57:17
five minutes all the way up to 15 minutes . The
1:57:20
thing is , it's ruddy
1:57:22
expensive . You're looking at 140
1:57:24
uh euros , which is
1:57:26
119 pounds , for a purple
1:57:29
cartridge of the game , while a limited
1:57:31
edition gold cartridge , which was already
1:57:33
sold out , signed by competitive
1:57:36
gamers robin mihara and
1:57:38
thor ackerlund , costs
1:57:40
a whopping 350 euros
1:57:42
296
1:57:45
pounds and they're sold out . Well , furthermore
1:57:48
, we can't imagine nintendo itself would
1:57:50
be pleased with the endeavor , particularly
1:57:53
since it's about to release nintendo
1:57:55
world championships nes edition on
1:57:57
the Switch . An entirely different
1:57:59
product , mind , but still . One
1:58:06
commenter inquired about the product's legality and whether Nintendo might block its
1:58:08
release . Mahara responded there
1:58:10
have been dozens of NWC
1:58:13
repros made and have not
1:58:15
been shut down . This
1:58:17
will be shut down .
1:58:19
I mean he's right . He's
1:58:21
right in what he's saying , but
1:58:24
he's wrong in the fact that no one's
1:58:27
made a big deal kickstart about
1:58:29
it . Exactly no one's been charging somewhere
1:58:31
close to 350
1:58:33
euros , 300 pounds or , let's
1:58:35
face it , 300 bucks . By the time
1:58:37
the dust has settled and the smoke has cleared . I
1:58:41
wanted this in here because I kind
1:58:43
of find this whole sort of blood-sucking
1:58:46
of retro gamers and the
1:58:49
collectors out there . This is
1:58:52
aimed squarely at them and
1:58:54
I'll be honest with you . I don't know whether I
1:58:56
like it or . I don't know whether
1:58:58
I hate it . That's kind of why I brought it
1:59:00
here .
1:59:00
I want it in the discussion I think if you
1:59:02
made a replica nez cartridge
1:59:04
that looked like the world
1:59:06
championship cartridge you might get a waiver . But the slapping
1:59:09
super mario bros , rom
1:59:11
on there , and and rad
1:59:13
racer and tetris which
1:59:16
I'm not sure about , rad racer , but the other two
1:59:18
are owned properties of Nintendo you're
1:59:21
likely to be shut down because you're Rad
1:59:23
Racer's there . Yeah , I'm
1:59:25
sure it is . So they're
1:59:28
going to shut you down , aren't they ? You can't just dump their ROMs
1:59:30
on a cartridge . You know what Nintendo
1:59:32
are like .
1:59:33
Well , mate , I mean , it was only in
1:59:36
the past week , the
1:59:43
new cycle of the last week that
1:59:45
we kind of missed with the Bobby show , and
1:59:48
everyone needs to go listen to that because just for his description of what
1:59:50
he stumbled across in Astoria Park , it's absolutely
1:59:52
hilarious . So immediate
1:59:54
mass download . But
1:59:56
yeah , there was a
1:59:58
lot of . There was a large
2:00:01
ROM hosting site that just
2:00:03
backdoored out all
2:00:05
their Nintendo stuff and
2:00:07
a lot of their other more questionable ROMs
2:00:09
and you think to yourself well
2:00:12
, if they're nervous and they've dumped
2:00:14
the back catalogue , this
2:00:17
isn't looking great . Nintendo's getting more
2:00:19
and more aggressive in its protection of its IP
2:00:21
, be that old school games like
2:00:23
that that I think a lot of young kids would turn their nose
2:00:25
up at .
2:00:26
Well , you get . I mean you get these emulator
2:00:28
systems . You buy off AliExpress and bits and pieces
2:00:31
you know , I've got one .
2:00:32
I've got one with a load of NES
2:00:34
games on it .
2:00:35
Yeah , there's ten a penny , you know . And
2:00:37
Nintendo , you know . By
2:00:39
the time they'd gone for a lawsuit to shut these companies
2:00:41
down , they'd called something else and they're doing another product
2:00:43
. But this , going on Kickstarter and
2:00:45
advertising Nintendo's ROMs
2:00:48
on something you're making money off , it's
2:00:51
going to be shut down , isn't it ?
2:00:53
I mean it deserves to be .
2:00:54
No , I agree with you . You
2:00:56
can't just legally take people's ROMs
2:00:58
.
2:01:00
To be honest , you know what Nintendo are like . I went outside in a Super Mario t-shirt . I
2:01:02
looked down and my chest was blurred . This
2:01:06
is how dangerous they can be . What
2:01:09
do you reckon Pastor Longhorn would make of this
2:01:11
?
2:01:13
Yeah , he would probably love this sort of thing .
2:01:15
The little shady man . I
2:01:17
reckon he's got a bit of Ray blood in him a thomology
2:01:19
he might be
2:01:21
a distant cousin . Pastor
2:01:23
Longhorn has got to be one of the best characters
2:01:26
this show has put out in the last ten
2:01:28
years , and it's only been going five he's
2:01:35
the most conniving character we've come across
2:01:38
in the UCP he yeah , he
2:01:40
makes fagan ray look like a kid . Um
2:01:43
, there's an old school
2:01:45
blast from the past . Listen , I
2:01:47
don't think there's any community corrections
2:01:49
, but if there were , if we've slipped up in anywhere
2:01:52
and you want to put it right , we can't
2:01:54
be right all of the time , just
2:01:57
30% of the time . You
2:02:01
get in touch with us . You can either RGT
2:02:03
, tell us how these people
2:02:05
might get in touch with us and say that I
2:02:07
don't even know what a game
2:02:09
is . George needs to be removed
2:02:11
from the air immediately . Seb needs to be raised
2:02:13
up on a plinth . We want to see more pyros
2:02:16
. We want to see him come down for the next podcast , like Shawn Michaels , to Wrestle up on a plinth . We want to see more pyros . We want to see him come down
2:02:18
for the next podcast , like Shawn Michaels to WrestleMania on
2:02:20
a zip wire . Or
2:02:22
, for the cooler kids , logan Paul or whatever his name is
2:02:24
.
2:02:25
Well , if you want all that , you
2:02:27
can contact us at questions at unofficialcontrollerpodcastcom
2:02:30
, or you can DM
2:02:33
us on Instagram or Twitter , or
2:02:36
you can jump on Discord
2:02:38
and get community corrections on there and tell
2:02:41
us exactly how you want to see Zeb zipline
2:02:43
into the next show .
2:02:45
Absolutely Pink
2:02:47
and purple pyros going off left , right
2:02:49
and Chelsea . This dude's coming down like Brett the Hitman
2:02:51
Hart , but with a way
2:02:53
bigger budget .
2:02:55
And then the song Sexy Boy is just playing in the background
2:02:57
, like oh , that's what you want . Then the song Sexy Boys just playing in
2:02:59
the background like Shawn Michaels oh , that's what you want , is
2:03:01
it ?
2:03:03
Sexy boys .
2:03:04
I'm not your average boy .
2:03:09
Longer than your average boy . I
2:03:11
like it Right . With
2:03:14
all that done , the UCP
2:03:16
is known for a particular
2:03:18
character
2:03:21
. For want of a better word , he's
2:03:24
missed you , said he's been
2:03:26
calling . He even called it past the Longhorns
2:03:28
, but past the Longhorn told him that you weren't
2:03:30
available . I'll
2:03:32
be honest , I'm glad he was there when Mouse
2:03:35
, the Bounty Hunter , rocked up because
2:03:38
you needed a getaway vehicle that can
2:03:40
transcend time and space and just get you
2:03:42
safe . Shall
2:03:46
I bring him down ? Let's
2:03:49
throw him with the gate key , because it's time for a
2:03:51
peek in what we affectionately call Stingray's Bootwalt's
2:03:53
Nestle between some counterfeit nappers and a dodgy copy
2:03:55
of Battlefront all this week . These are the new release
2:03:57
highlights for the week June 17th to June 23rd
2:03:59
2024 . Listen , these aren't digital
2:04:02
or physical , or will be by the time
2:04:04
this boss cat .
2:04:06
By the time this boss cat
2:04:08
?
2:04:08
Yeah , boss cat , boss cat . I
2:04:13
don't know what a boss cat is , but all of a sudden I want to
2:04:15
collect all of them . Or could
2:04:17
be it's in your feed . It could be region
2:04:19
independent , I don't know anymore , because Ray's
2:04:22
staring at me Spring stop wattle wall . His
2:04:30
eyes are bearing into me like a ring wraith . If I'm
2:04:32
honest with you , gentlemen , I'm going to give Seb time to think about
2:04:34
something other than Billy Bob . Country Ray In
2:04:37
Crocs , wearing a straw hat and dungarees
2:04:39
. I want to
2:04:42
know how you're seeing him . Rgt
2:04:44
.
2:04:47
What's going on this week ? He's
2:04:49
tried to dress basically like
2:04:51
the Ghost Hunters guy on the PS2
2:04:53
. Really Bad quiff , a lot . Yeah
2:05:00
, he's got bad quiff , but he's almost looking like a cross
2:05:02
with the hof . So he's got a bit of a quiff , bit of a mullet
2:05:04
. He's got some seriously
2:05:06
, seriously tight leather
2:05:09
trousers on .
2:05:10
I mean , how tight can you see
2:05:12
the silhouette of little ray ?
2:05:14
and I'm not talking , wayne um
2:05:16
, almost it looks
2:05:18
crushed , if I'm honest . I mean
2:05:20
it's , it's a car crash in there . I
2:05:23
mean it's in a hell of a state , um
2:05:25
, but
2:05:31
he's also , he's
2:05:33
got some ghostbusters gear with him , some
2:05:35
knocked off ghostbusters gear . So he's , oh wow , he's got
2:05:37
that . Ghostbusters gear with him , some knocked off Ghostbusters
2:05:39
gear . So he's got that . Wayne
2:05:42
is like a NES
2:05:45
cartridge , but he don't quite
2:05:47
look right . He's sort
2:05:49
of gold , he's sort of purple and
2:05:52
he's got Super Marvin Brothers
2:05:54
written on him . So I don't think he's even got
2:05:56
quite the correct ROM . Oh , hang
2:05:59
on , there's a load of lawyers coming in chasing him . So I don't think he's even got quite
2:06:01
the correct ROM . Oh , hang on , there's a load of lawyers coming in chasing
2:06:03
him . Oh , he's gone . Oh , he's been chased by the . Oh , it must be Nintendo's lawyers
2:06:05
coming after him . So , yeah , so Wayne's
2:06:07
doing loops around the garden at the moment
2:06:09
. But yeah , how about
2:06:11
you then , george ? How's
2:06:14
the sting appearing to you ?
2:06:23
The sting is appearing to me , as I imagine pastor longhorn looks now . If you've ever
2:06:25
seen smoky and the bandit , there's that , that guy with the big
2:06:28
, wide , 10 gallon and he's got
2:06:30
his little kid that looks exactly like
2:06:32
him with the 10 gallon and the tie , the whole
2:06:34
. Yeah , that to
2:06:36
me is what Pastor Longhorn looks like , and
2:06:39
Ray's turned up looking
2:06:41
exactly like him and Wayne's
2:06:43
turned up looking like
2:06:45
his kid . I have
2:06:48
noticed on the front of what looks
2:06:50
like the Nissan Bluebird to me , the
2:06:52
whole classic steel horns with
2:06:54
the fur wrap , kind
2:06:56
of I don't know , hot glued to the front
2:06:58
. He's not pulling
2:07:01
off the look exactly , but
2:07:04
I see what he's going for .
2:07:05
He's made an effort .
2:07:06
Yeah , apart from when
2:07:09
you get up close you realise he's wearing
2:07:11
a pair of cowboy boots
2:07:13
knee high , but
2:07:16
they're actually Crocs Knee
2:07:28
high . Crocs boots knee high , but they're actually crocs knee high .
2:07:30
leather crocs pointy they've got pointy toes as well , so they're proper . You know steer
2:07:32
boots , he's not . Is that wrong ? I want a pair .
2:07:33
Well , to be fair , I
2:07:35
think he's doing a Kickstarter to get the
2:07:37
Spurs , but I don't know , because
2:07:39
you're close to him , you might get him chucked in for free .
2:07:43
Are they still called Crocs or are they called something different , like
2:07:45
Cracks ?
2:07:50
Cowks , they're called Cowks
2:07:52
, cowks . Okay , yeah , like Cowboy
2:07:54
Crocs , they're called Cowks .
2:07:56
Ah well , you're onto something here , Matt , I know .
2:08:00
Well , you know , we always get inundated
2:08:02
with the AI art and anyone
2:08:04
who wants to have a mess around with an AI
2:08:07
art generator and chuck this back at
2:08:09
us . I'm all eyes . I
2:08:12
want to see how someone gets what
2:08:15
I've just described as
2:08:17
an image , how someone
2:08:19
gets what I've just described as an image To be fair , the
2:08:21
best realisation of what I've just
2:08:23
said . I'm going crazy
2:08:25
. In Digital Monkery , you
2:08:28
can enter , but you can't win . Maybe you can
2:08:30
win , I don't
2:08:32
know . Let's see the best . It's
2:08:34
not personal , it's just that you're
2:08:36
always on the AIR and I want to see someone
2:08:38
else come up with something . But
2:08:41
if no one else does Digimon , chris wouldn't have another fridge
2:08:43
magnet for his collection . I want to see
2:08:45
the best of
2:08:47
that . Kauks , the
2:08:50
two guys for Smokey and the Bandit that's going to
2:08:52
take some describing , I'll tell you that now . But
2:08:54
Ray , raid
2:08:58
, seb how are you seeing the Ray and
2:09:00
also his ? I see you brought
2:09:02
the UCP dog in .
2:09:07
Yeah , biscuit's doing well , he's doing
2:09:09
well .
2:09:09
How did Biscuit find his time in the court ?
2:09:13
He didn't join , he's
2:09:15
not made for the court life . So
2:09:17
they had a dog door and he basically bounced
2:09:20
, he basically
2:09:22
bounced . So , speaking of which
2:09:24
, speaking of the cult , um , you know , I
2:09:26
was there at the , the , what
2:09:29
they call the entry hall , right beside
2:09:31
the entry hall , and I was walking in to
2:09:33
the , basically the cafeteria
2:09:35
, and I went to the cafeteria , I grabbed
2:09:38
, they scooped me up like three cans of canned
2:09:40
corn on my on my tray
2:09:42
and such like that , and the brisket of course , and
2:09:44
they sat me and basically they forced me
2:09:46
to sit down for lunch . And while I was eating
2:09:49
lunch , you know , like I was going
2:09:51
to put the spoon of the spoon of corn
2:09:53
up to my mouth , and it was shot out of my hand and
2:09:56
in . And I looked towards the entry hall
2:09:58
and I saw ray there and
2:10:00
ray was whole . Ray was dressed
2:10:03
. He was dressed in like a black leather
2:10:05
vest . He had two gun
2:10:07
gun holsters attached to his vest
2:10:10
and then he
2:10:12
had , he had spurs on his feet
2:10:14
, boots on and
2:10:16
, I kid you not , he
2:10:18
had these skinny jeans on , which was
2:10:21
completely the whole look , if I'm being honest
2:10:23
, were they tight enough to see the ray jewels
2:10:25
as well , or was it ?
2:10:27
was it also too ? Were they too tight and they
2:10:29
crushed the mini ray ?
2:10:31
no , it was tight enough that you could probably
2:10:33
make out outlines , but it was like loose
2:10:35
enough that that he was able to
2:10:37
do roundhouse kicks and such so you
2:10:39
know like he was able to do like
2:10:41
these walker texas ranger style walk , like
2:10:44
kicks and such , and I was like , oh , ray's
2:10:46
got moves , but anyways , so him
2:10:48
. So in the entry hall there's ray
2:10:50
and then there's this little mouse and they're
2:10:52
both standing there side by side and
2:10:55
and then like I hear commotion
2:10:57
and next thing you know , this mouse and ray to go
2:10:59
back to back and they basically say we
2:11:02
got to get them out of here , we're bad boys , we can do this
2:11:04
. So basically , basically
2:11:06
the ray . The ray was like
2:11:08
a bad boy , like will smith and martin
2:11:10
lawrence and so , but
2:11:12
a country life style version
2:11:15
. And you
2:11:17
know , basically they loaded me up , ray
2:11:22
, scooped me into his arms a
2:11:24
very muscular , like bowling
2:11:26
pin-style arms that he has
2:11:28
and basically threw me into the back
2:11:30
of a hearse and we drove out of there and
2:11:33
I have this image now .
2:11:34
It's almost romantic .
2:11:36
I have this image now of him picking you up
2:11:38
in his naked , strong arms and
2:11:41
you kind of like just sort
2:11:43
of burrowing into him , almost sort of newborn
2:11:45
style , and just looking up to him
2:11:47
with these wide open eyes , in awe of
2:11:49
this dude .
2:11:51
Oh , I indeed curled up . I was just like
2:11:53
, oh , thank the Lord , I was like
2:11:55
someone's getting me out of here .
2:11:57
Someone's getting me out of here , someone's getting me out just for the smell
2:11:59
of blue straws yeah
2:12:01
, I indeed curled up .
2:12:02
The man had a musk and I ordered to him
2:12:05
, which you know was probably from the texas heat
2:12:07
. But I digress , I was ready to get
2:12:09
out of there so I didn't mind it so much . But
2:12:11
anyways , you know , we , he walked
2:12:13
, and he was walking past the front
2:12:15
door , the bodies of the cult littered
2:12:18
everywhere , and then you could just see , added
2:12:21
, like the chapel window , across
2:12:23
across the hall . You could see , you know
2:12:25
, pastor longhorn looking at us like
2:12:27
I'm gonna get these bastards back , I'm gonna
2:12:30
get them back . As we drove
2:12:32
off into the back , I could just see
2:12:34
. Sorry about that . It
2:12:36
.
2:12:37
It's fine . It's the third time it's a hat trick of Swarles
2:12:40
in the history of the show . We needed it .
2:12:42
So yeah , you can just see Pastor
2:12:44
Longhorn just basically waving
2:12:47
at us at a distance like
2:12:49
I'm going to get you back , so like
2:12:51
Jason , he now owns the rights to
2:12:53
Furkay . No
2:12:55
, no , no , no , no . So I didn't sign anything away . Furkay
2:13:00
no , no , no , no . So I I didn't sign anything away , but you know I I would become breached in contract
2:13:02
in furkay when I went off and left with the colt . So I have to smooth things
2:13:04
over with him or else they're gonna drop me as a client
2:13:06
.
2:13:06
So I know a mexican I know a
2:13:08
mexican streaming
2:13:11
guru that would gladly extend
2:13:14
the contract to zutomax . They're
2:13:16
still the overall paymasters of the UCP
2:13:19
. He's had a few . He's been in and out of court
2:13:21
a few times . Sings a little bit Crazy
2:13:24
he's
2:13:26
. Yeah
2:13:28
, he likes talc . It's
2:13:31
not what you think , he just likes talc
2:13:33
.
2:13:36
Before I sign back on with the Furkay , I'm
2:13:38
thinking to myself I
2:13:40
might want to test the waters a little bit . I'm a free agent
2:13:43
right now . I'm in the neighborless legal
2:13:45
ground , of course , but there's
2:13:47
a company that I'm looking at towards the end
2:13:49
of this year , shiny Bot Productions
2:13:51
. There's a little
2:13:53
bot by the name of Astrobots coming out
2:13:56
. He's representing the Shiny Bot Corporation
2:13:58
and I'm like I might need to switch sides
2:14:00
here .
2:14:02
Oh , hang on a minute . You can't just leave the best
2:14:04
fur rendering software
2:14:07
house in the business . You
2:14:09
can't do that .
2:14:12
They've been there since 2020
2:14:14
, and they haven't put out anything new . And
2:14:17
, to be honest , you know they've been distracted
2:14:19
making spider-man stuff and
2:14:21
you know I auditioned for spider-man
2:14:23
. I didn't get the part they said I was
2:14:25
a little too old to be a miles morales
2:14:28
type .
2:14:28
So I'm a little spurned at the moment I
2:14:31
didn't realize that fur k was
2:14:36
so grounded in reality .
2:14:38
Yeah , yeah .
2:14:39
Before we slip out of this sort of
2:14:41
haze , that we find
2:14:43
ourselves in and realise that we're just talking
2:14:45
to ourselves and that Ray was
2:14:48
real or not , I don't know what he is I'm
2:14:50
going to grab this out of his sweaty
2:14:53
Texan palm . Still
2:14:55
wakes the deep . It's coming out on PC
2:14:57
, ps5 and Xbox series X
2:14:59
, june the 18th 2024
2:15:01
. Here's the blurb
2:15:03
. 1975 disaster
2:15:06
strikes the bearer D oil rig off
2:15:08
the coast of Scotland . Navigate the collapsing
2:15:10
rig to save your crew from an otherworldly
2:15:12
horror on the edge of all logic
2:15:14
and reality .
2:15:18
I , I , am I going to play that one ?
2:15:20
I'm not going to
2:15:22
say that Each time I see a little bit
2:15:24
of something about this game , I get more and more intrigued
2:15:26
. I actually think it's probably going to stand up
2:15:29
quite well as like a kind
2:15:31
of one and done little bit of an experience
2:15:33
, to be fair , in the shadow of what's
2:15:35
coming out next . Pun
2:15:37
intended , I guess this
2:15:39
thing . It doesn't sound a freaking
2:15:42
chance , but
2:15:44
yeah , which
2:15:47
one of you wants this ?
2:15:50
Elden Ring Shadow
2:15:52
of the Ur-Tree is coming for PC
2:15:55
PS5 , and Xbox Series X . Tree
2:15:57
is coming for PC , ps5 , and Xbox Series X June
2:16:05
21st 2024 , winner of hundreds of accolades , including the Game
2:16:07
Awards , game of the Year and the Golder Joysticks Awards , ultimate Game of the Year . Elden
2:16:09
Ring is the acclaimed action RPG
2:16:11
epic . Set in a vast dark
2:16:14
fantasy world . Players embark on
2:16:16
an epic quest with the freedom
2:16:18
to explore and adventure at
2:16:20
their own pace . Shadow
2:16:23
of the earth tree expansion features an all-new
2:16:26
story set in the land of
2:16:28
the shadow , embedded with mystery
2:16:30
, perilous dungeons and new enemies
2:16:32
, weapons and equipment . Discover
2:16:35
uncharted territories , face formidable
2:16:37
adversaries and revel in
2:16:39
the satisfying triumph of victory
2:16:42
. You're not going to experience that much victory . Dive
2:16:45
into the riveting interplay
2:16:48
of characters where drama and intrigue
2:16:50
intertwine , that create an
2:16:52
immersive experience to savor
2:16:55
and enjoy . Gentlemen
2:16:58
, are you going to be diving into
2:17:00
the lands in between and trying to
2:17:02
become the elder lord once ? I ?
2:17:04
probably will eventually , but right now
2:17:06
absolutely not
2:17:08
. There's so much more other stuff . I've still
2:17:10
got to get through the , the base game . Uh
2:17:14
so , and I mentioned at the start of the
2:17:16
show , I've been dipping my toe in . I kind
2:17:18
of like the fact that the character and the build
2:17:20
that I've chosen initially feels very
2:17:22
blood borne in the animation
2:17:24
to impact mode
2:17:26
, and you know I'm quite excited to
2:17:29
carry on playing . I just every
2:17:31
time I sit down I'm like , well , I ain't got real
2:17:33
long , I probably just going to play hell divers
2:17:35
. Uh , I ain't got real long , I probably
2:17:38
just going to play Helldivers , and that's not good for anybody . So
2:17:40
I need to just mix it up a little bit . I need to get stuck into that
2:17:43
. The game's , to be honest , fantastic , but I
2:17:46
don't know if I've said this on air or not . I
2:17:49
might have said this to OG Tom off air . But Elden Ring's
2:17:51
got this real even on PS5
2:17:54
, it's got this real kind of weird PS3
2:17:57
aesthetic to it .
2:17:58
Grainy-looking art style .
2:18:00
Yeah , grainy , nasty-looking
2:18:03
thing . You know , I know that Elden
2:18:05
Ring is absolutely not
2:18:07
possible on the PS3 , but Elden Ring looks
2:18:09
like it's on the .
2:18:09
PS3 . I
2:18:13
concur with you 100% . I never
2:18:15
dove into Elden Ring in
2:18:17
the sense that I think this is truly
2:18:20
a game of the year . I understand why people love
2:18:22
this game . I understand it's a fantastic
2:18:24
video game . I played 40 hours
2:18:26
of this game and came away thinking
2:18:28
to myself like I probably could have
2:18:30
better spent my 40 hours , because I
2:18:33
don't think I think for
2:18:35
everything it does right in the form of gameplay , freedom
2:18:37
, exploration , it it does right in the form of gameplay , freedom , exploration . It does
2:18:39
absolutely wrong in the
2:18:41
form of , like telling a cohesive story
2:18:44
and also getting
2:18:47
players invest into the world . That's not
2:18:49
. Hey , let's see you get stronger
2:18:51
and try to actually take on the beast
2:18:53
of this land . I'm like I wish
2:18:55
they would invest in more time into not
2:18:58
necessarily , instead of lore building
2:19:00
investing more time into actually giving
2:19:02
a story that a lot of people could grab
2:19:05
onto an hour , one through five
2:19:07
, if that makes sense I and I think
2:19:09
I completely agree .
2:19:10
I don't . I'm not looking for a handout here and
2:19:13
in some of their other games you damn don't
2:19:15
need one because they're very linear really in
2:19:17
terms of how you progress . But
2:19:20
Elden Ring is not linear at all . It's a
2:19:22
massive , open world , as it says on the tin
2:19:24
, and they nail it . But you
2:19:27
drop yourself in that world and I
2:19:29
know there are kind of like very subtle
2:19:31
gingerbread trails of where you need to go , but
2:19:33
they are so subtle you're barely seeing
2:19:36
them , I think for the first
2:19:38
five hours , which is a good example
2:19:40
. I think those gingerbread trails should
2:19:42
be just that little bit more obvious , because I
2:19:44
can see a lot of people coming on this game , especially
2:19:47
because all the bigger boys have talked about the other from
2:19:49
souls , you know , from software souls
2:19:52
type games , and been like yeah , yeah , I want to be a bigger
2:19:54
boy , I want to be a bigger boy and boom , they're
2:19:56
two hours in and they've bounced . Can't
2:19:59
believe that many stick the landing . To be fair , fair
2:20:01
play to all those that did better man
2:20:04
than me . Like I say , I'm kind of
2:20:06
slowly peeling away the veneer
2:20:08
layers and it's not alien to me because
2:20:10
you know it's a from software game . I
2:20:12
knew it was gonna be this obtuse
2:20:15
bm off I
2:20:17
knew it well .
2:20:18
They kind of lied about the story aspect because
2:20:20
they said hey , this is , this
2:20:23
is written by george rr martin , or code written
2:20:25
by martin and I'm like , oh , the game of thrones
2:20:28
guy code wrote this game and then
2:20:30
you play this game and I'm like , oh , it's
2:20:32
lore heavy , but then you also have
2:20:34
to find that lore all all
2:20:36
throughout the game . And but
2:20:40
then you also have to find that lore all all throughout the game
2:20:42
and there's no really through line of a plot a , plot b or plot c . It's just
2:20:44
like your adventure is the story and
2:20:46
I'm like I think that's , if I'm being
2:20:48
honest and I'm being blunt , I think that's a lazy way
2:20:50
of storytelling . I'm like every
2:20:53
game , every game is , is
2:20:55
basically your adventure is a
2:20:57
story , but that doesn't excuse
2:21:00
you from not creating a very good , good
2:21:02
story , if that makes sense okay with
2:21:04
that said what's your mummy ?
2:21:06
mummy for this week , oh I'm
2:21:08
going .
2:21:08
I'm still going to be diving into a lot more
2:21:10
v rising . I think the fact that
2:21:13
, no , you've got to pick one of these , you know it's not that
2:21:15
long yeah I don't know what .
2:21:16
I don't know what pastor longhorn put in you , whether
2:21:18
it was sort of Christian spirit or what . The canned corn
2:21:20
man , yeah .
2:21:22
Okay , the canned corn , but
2:21:25
no , if it has to be between
2:21:27
those two , I probably would
2:21:29
. I don't know , I'd probably pick Still
2:21:32
Wakes the Deep , because it might be a shorter experience
2:21:34
that I'll actually dive into . Okay
2:21:36
, it might be a shorter experience that I'll actually dive
2:21:38
into .
2:21:38
I believe that'll be three pumps for us in Wakes to Deep
2:21:41
, definitely Well done , guys . You've got the Mummy
2:21:43
Mummy on the box . It's the most sought-after
2:21:46
accolade in gaming , so
2:21:48
reach out to us and we will get one dispatched
2:21:50
to you immediately . With
2:21:53
that being said , the only thing we've got to do
2:21:55
is grab a VHS at a race
2:21:57
boot . I'm going to go with a bootleg
2:21:59
copy of Let it Be off , the
2:22:01
Disney Channel , the Beatles documentary , where
2:22:03
I saw RGT
2:22:05
. I now know
2:22:08
that time travel is possible and RGT
2:22:10
has the key , because RGT
2:22:12
went back in time and masqueraded as Mal
2:22:14
Evans , the Beatles' roadie . Now
2:22:16
I implore everybody on the Discord
2:22:19
and who's close to the show , who
2:22:21
knows what our GC looks like , to get on
2:22:23
this . He's going
2:22:25
to hate me .
2:22:28
Yeah , I'm just thinking of the
2:22:30
repercussions of your statement , man .
2:22:33
There's going to be .
2:22:34
AI pictures of my head pasted
2:22:36
into this all over the place .
2:22:38
They don't need to . It's already done
2:22:40
because you are Mal Evans . So
2:22:42
that's my mummy , mummy RGT , what's your
2:22:44
VHS pic , friend ?
2:22:46
I'm going to go for Critters
2:22:49
. Oh
2:22:51
no , I've actually never
2:22:53
seen it .
2:22:54
I've heard good things , I've never seen it .
2:22:56
Well , you can have a second copy . What are you
2:22:58
also taking , seb ? What's your VHS
2:23:00
pick ? My ?
2:23:01
friend . Well , here in the US I'm not
2:23:03
sure if this is worldwide , but the Boys season
2:23:06
four dropped today , at
2:23:08
least the first two episodes , I believe . So
2:23:10
that will be my mummy , mummy , and
2:23:12
I'm so excited to dive back into that
2:23:14
gritty , dirty world .
2:23:16
I think I've only done two or three seasons
2:23:18
so I'm quite pumped to see what's
2:23:20
next . Um , that
2:23:23
shows production quality and the acting
2:23:25
and the way it's all put together it's such a good
2:23:27
spin on the superhero genre , like they
2:23:29
would be assholes uh
2:23:31
, they would be god . Complex the
2:23:33
lot and the way that's realized and put
2:23:35
up on the screen and executed is
2:23:38
is really top tier , so good
2:23:40
pick . With . That said and done , I look down
2:23:42
on the floor . I see the . I
2:23:44
see the mauled toe end
2:23:46
of a calc and
2:23:49
what looks like , uh
2:23:52
, like a haze , like a low level
2:23:54
fog , which I can only interpret
2:23:56
, based on the whiff , to be that
2:23:59
strange , elusive musk
2:24:01
that kind of lulled
2:24:03
seb into , like a safe feeling
2:24:05
in , uh , in , ray's arms
2:24:07
, which , I'll be honest with you , is worth
2:24:10
its weight in gold . He's gone , we've
2:24:12
got our goodies . The only
2:24:14
thing left to do ? Oh
2:24:16
, actually , we've got two jobs . Rgt
2:24:19
oh no , we've
2:24:21
got to . Every single
2:24:23
month , a
2:24:28
whole host of decent chaps and chapettes
2:24:31
pay , donate to the show to support
2:24:34
the show . They're our subscribers
2:24:36
and they're a hell of a lot more
2:24:38
than that . They're our top tier loyal lovers
2:24:41
as far as I'm concerned , and one of their perks
2:24:44
is that they get their name read
2:24:46
out by us every
2:24:48
single week . Could you furnish
2:24:51
rgt seb with
2:24:53
the list of these kind of people that
2:24:55
?
2:24:55
already have .
2:24:56
This is on uh little
2:24:59
place little
2:25:02
place , wow , uh , okay
2:25:04
, so while we're here , let's do it . So
2:25:06
we've got the tiers . If you want to get involved
2:25:08
, you're more than welcome to . At the bottom of every
2:25:10
episode is a drop down box you can click that
2:25:13
. You can head off to a little website
2:25:15
and you can support the show to any of these levels . Here's
2:25:17
your tiers $3 tier
2:25:19
you get your name read out on every show . Easy
2:25:22
peasy , right . Five
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books you get your read out on every
2:25:27
show and you get our yearly art merchandise
2:25:29
. Every year we upgrade the artwork . You're
2:25:32
going to get a copy of it on a fridge magnet
2:25:34
. Similar . There's
2:25:37
the $8 tier $8
2:25:39
is transferable to GBP . If
2:25:41
you're in the UK , you're getting a good deal Read
2:25:44
out on every single show art merch
2:25:46
yearly , plus access to the inglorious
2:25:49
chat on the Discord . Now , we don't paywall
2:25:51
the show , we don't even paywall the Discord
2:25:53
. But if you want to get in there with all
2:25:55
the other supporters , you want to get into that little private
2:25:58
chat area where you know you're
2:26:00
a super fan of the show and you want to just
2:26:02
get that , get that , get that full-on
2:26:04
ucp chat going . You've got to be in
2:26:06
there , uh , and you also become glorious
2:26:09
, which makes you among a god amongst
2:26:11
men , then there's a ten dollar
2:26:13
tier . Now , if you've ponied up for this , quite
2:26:15
frankly , frankly
2:26:17
, I'll have a word to the Pope because , to be honest
2:26:20
, you need to be sainted . Ten
2:26:22
bucks you get Red Art on every show , you
2:26:24
get art merch yearly , you get access
2:26:26
to the Unglorious chat and you get a quarterly
2:26:29
Zoom chat with the hosts . Now
2:26:31
we're back up to full
2:26:33
speed . We've got the Bobby and the Seb East
2:26:36
and West Coasts of the world represented
2:26:38
in spectacular fashion
2:26:41
. So Transatlantic
2:26:43
Meetup is now on the cards . Rgt's
2:26:46
been , I would say , on
2:26:50
at me . He's a bit light . He's
2:26:52
been throwing bricks through my window
2:26:54
with a note wrapped to them . He's smeared
2:26:56
some of them . Dog poo , that
2:26:58
one dog poo . Good
2:27:01
, because I ate every
2:27:04
gram of it , whatever
2:27:08
it was .
2:27:09
You should have kept the straight face RGT because that delivery
2:27:12
was amazing , flipping
2:27:15
flawless .
2:27:16
I nearly woke up . Now
2:27:18
we're at the end of the show . Things are getting dangerous
2:27:20
and it's been . You've had an absolute
2:27:22
banger served up for you today . Gentlemen
2:27:26
and ladies , quarterly Zoom chat . Rgt's
2:27:28
on at me . We need to get on with it and we know you want
2:27:31
it . So
2:27:39
I'm thinking we could do like a quiz , or I could show you around the Farmington
2:27:41
Ponsonbury Manor . We could show you games , game collections or whatever
2:27:43
. We could just get on and sit back and
2:27:45
chew the fat Law aside . If
2:27:48
you want to talk to us about anything , we're up for
2:27:50
it . So we're
2:27:52
going to dip our toe in with the first quarterly Zoom
2:27:54
meeting . See
2:27:57
what works , what doesn't work . Love
2:28:00
your feedback on that . We'll chuck up some ideas
2:28:02
. I've
2:28:05
got some video game quiz cards somewhere that I think might be quite fun and we can obviously
2:28:07
do a little bit of a merch giveaway
2:28:09
off the back of that . We
2:28:11
can send this stuff anywhere in the world . So don't feel
2:28:14
like , oh , I can't get involved because , don't
2:28:16
you worry about it . Rggt's
2:28:19
got contacts .
2:28:21
Oh yes , he can send
2:28:23
logistics is my middle name
2:28:25
that isn't as andrew
2:28:27
, but it's gamer that's
2:28:31
what I was thinking too .
2:28:32
I thought I was like , I thought it was gamer , broke the fourth wall
2:28:34
, phil and andrew and andrew it's gamer Broke the fourth wall .
2:28:36
Phil , head out Andrew . Head
2:28:38
out Andrew it's gamer Gamer
2:28:41
. Otherwise
2:28:46
, your gamer tag is rat .
2:28:49
Well , I can't go no further . Let's not muck about what
2:28:52
we normally do . Is Seb , is we take one about
2:28:54
? So
2:28:56
I'll start . So thank you to our subscriber
2:28:58
, our supporter Trestles New York
2:29:00
.
2:29:02
Next up we have the amazing
2:29:04
Italian stallion , his badabink star
2:29:07
.
2:29:08
Next up we have Tingle Turner
2:29:10
or
2:29:12
Tuner Tuner . My bad , tingle Tuner
2:29:14
, you can read Tuna .
2:29:17
That means I get to
2:29:20
make space in the cupboard because for some
2:29:22
reason now I'm joined by an Axiotal Digital
2:29:25
Monkery and
2:29:28
Scotty , although he's got a shout-out coming up
2:29:30
. So who's next ?
2:29:32
We've got Roast Space Monk .
2:29:35
The Gamer Gran as well RGT
2:29:37
.
2:29:39
I'm leaving that in . I love it You're fired
2:29:42
and then you're instantly rehired
2:29:44
. I've been fired twice and hired twice
2:29:47
in one show , hey man you're making
2:29:49
moves ?
2:29:50
Yeah , this is how you progress
2:29:52
in any company . If you stick with the company , you're never going to get
2:29:54
promoted . But if you leave , get something else and
2:29:56
come back damn
2:29:59
, you're never going to get promoted . But if you leave , get something else and come back damn , you're running the place . Next , the absolute
2:30:01
mega stallion , bull Border .
2:30:04
And then we've got Boba
2:30:07
.
2:30:08
And we have Marathon Gaming .
2:30:11
Absolute stud , which means I get the
2:30:13
immortal Sealmaster
2:30:15
Elliot . I mean it's worth
2:30:17
joining Discord alone just to unseal
2:30:20
a game and then send in the video
2:30:22
because it literally crushes
2:30:24
him . I don't know why am I getting off on
2:30:26
crushing Elliot ? The guy's like one of the loveliest people
2:30:28
on planet Earth .
2:30:29
Yeah , it's a bit weird that . Apologise now
2:30:31
.
2:30:32
I'm so sorry , Sealmaster who's
2:30:36
?
2:30:36
next Sound like you're at a karate club
2:30:38
, then I'm so sorry , sealmaster
2:30:40
. Next
2:30:42
up we have the absolute unit , which is Ginge
2:30:44
.
2:30:45
On that note , I'll tell you someone who's missing in action
2:30:47
from the early days Sensei Rios
2:30:50
. Oh yeah , now
2:30:52
, last time I was on Instagram he'd changed
2:30:54
his name . I don't know whether it was in Homage
2:30:56
to Bobby , but he's like HandsomeRob7
2:30:58
or something like that . He's gone from Sensei
2:31:01
RedDragonRius . He's
2:31:06
now an Aldi version of Bobby . Get in touch , sensei
2:31:08
Rius . I mean , you had some of the earliest
2:31:10
merch . He was
2:31:12
one of the first t-shirts yeah , he did . Yeah , Fair play to him .
2:31:16
Next up , we have .
2:31:17
Emma Sharp yeah , not
2:31:19
on the apps . No
2:31:21
, okay , just checking .
2:31:25
Sorry .
2:31:25
OG Tom . Is
2:31:28
she back from holiday at Farmington now , or
2:31:31
what's going on ?
2:31:32
No , I don't think she's gone yet . She goes in the next
2:31:34
week or two , I think . Okay , all
2:31:36
right , I
2:31:38
don't want to say a date in case OG
2:31:40
Tom's around .
2:31:43
To be fair , once a sexual predator , always a
2:31:45
sexual predator Next . Oh my
2:31:47
Wow , we're
2:31:50
family , it's okay . He's
2:31:53
a big fan of comedy as well . Situational
2:31:55
awkward comedy he's a big fan of . So
2:31:57
a man who's never situationally
2:31:59
awkward at all and always fit for every motion
2:32:02
and appropriation ever it's
2:32:04
Harvey Retro he's so
2:32:06
in he's automatically given
2:32:08
consent .
2:32:11
Love to hear it .
2:32:13
Next up we have the Wonderful
2:32:15
Grape , which is nowhere near Berlin .
2:32:19
Next up we have my favorite on this list
2:32:21
, mumsy .
2:32:24
No , hang on a minute . So I've been stitched up with the
2:32:26
RGT fan club again
2:32:29
. You love it . I don't know who these guys
2:32:31
are , but I
2:32:33
don't like them at all . No
2:32:38
one's ponied up for the GN fan club
2:32:40
why ? Would they , you're
2:32:44
right , I'm the most despicable creature
2:32:46
on the internet , so I deserve my fans , thank you
2:32:49
.
2:32:49
Who's next , pete
2:32:52
Brocklehurst ? Thank you , pete .
2:32:54
Absolute stud . Is it my turn
2:32:56
?
2:32:56
So it's Seb next , okay
2:32:58
, all right . Then I have Billy Marmite absolute stud . Is it my turn ? So it's Seb next , okay , alright .
2:33:00
then I have Billy Marmite absolute
2:33:03
legend which
2:33:06
means I get Simon Simon
2:33:08
, simon
2:33:11
Pryke well done .
2:33:13
I think that was a good try .
2:33:16
I'll get left with the
2:33:18
man . Do I have to say this , sexually as well
2:33:20
to him ?
2:33:21
Is that me who's contractually obliged to say it sexually
2:33:23
?
2:33:23
That's what I mean , that's fell on me , so do I
2:33:25
do it or do you do it ?
2:33:28
I'll give it a go Go on then . Saf
2:33:31
gangies .
2:33:33
The man , the myth , the legend .
2:33:37
I'm not even going to comment on that .
2:33:40
I thought I was going to get loads of stick , for when I absolutely
2:33:43
fluffed his name in post-coilful
2:33:45
noises , I absolutely thought I was
2:33:47
going to be done , but I got
2:33:49
off quite lightly , to be fair .
2:33:50
Well , you started off doing it the first few weeks in sort of a
2:33:52
deep , sexy voice , and you've now turned it into some
2:33:55
sort of B-rate adult movie .
2:33:58
I'd say it's B-rate for me and Fat Zangiefa innit
2:34:00
.
2:34:01
It gotta be , it
2:34:04
gotta be . He starts off at B and goes
2:34:06
up from there .
2:34:08
With all Turning
2:34:16
to a Ric Flair woo-off .
2:34:17
With all that said and done .
2:34:19
Gentlemen , ladies , we thank you
2:34:21
so much for your very , very kind donations
2:34:23
on a monthly basis . You are uh
2:34:26
making the difference . Hopefully , you can absolutely
2:34:28
try to pull that back into the show in terms
2:34:30
of the merch and the bits and bobs that we've sent out already
2:34:32
in the early adopters . Um
2:34:35
, we want to continue supporting you
2:34:37
. We've got some live events coming up , um
2:34:39
, which we're attending , and
2:34:42
we'd love to see you there as well , um
2:34:45
, and we've got lots of exciting things planned . So
2:34:47
, yeah , thank you so much for your support
2:34:49
. Um , it's
2:34:52
game changing and it certainly allowed us
2:34:54
to be able to um
2:34:57
help people , or at least offer
2:34:59
to help people , and , you know
2:35:01
, really game changing
2:35:03
stuff going on . So we thank you so much for what you've
2:35:05
done . The only thing really left and I want
2:35:07
to make this a quick fire round , if we may , gentlemen
2:35:09
, because my enthusiasm
2:35:12
at recording in the day is
2:35:14
waning , because it's now , by
2:35:17
any reckoning of the world , clock 10 past
2:35:19
midnight , um gentlemen
2:35:22
, that's what it is over there . No , I'm joking
2:35:25
okay , but
2:35:27
we're running close rgt . What
2:35:29
are you hoping to play this gaming week ?
2:35:32
uh , I think it's gonna have to be a start on forbidden
2:35:34
west , um , probably
2:35:36
some more roller drone Drome
2:35:38
, and I must get back on to Bioshock 2 and get
2:35:40
that finished . This
2:35:44
would play that again , so I must get back on that . I've left that
2:35:46
too long . Probably mostly those three
2:35:48
.
2:35:48
I think I'm moister than a
2:35:50
rotten ham sandwich . Good
2:35:53
, is that moist ? I think
2:35:55
, given time very . I would call that sl think given time very
2:35:58
.
2:35:59
Yes , yeah , I would call that slimy , but
2:36:01
okay .
2:36:02
That fits for him as well .
2:36:05
Yeah , I mean yeah
2:36:07
.
2:36:12
Well , everyone , I'm hoping to play .
2:36:14
My reputation outside of this show is toast .
2:36:17
What are you ?
2:36:17
hoping to play .
2:36:19
I'm hoping to play some more V Rising . I think
2:36:21
that's an amazing game that more people should check out . If
2:36:25
you have a PS5 or PC , definitely
2:36:27
check that game out . I think , especially if you
2:36:29
like vampire lore and also if you like Diablo
2:36:31
and crafting , like light
2:36:34
crafting elements , definitely check that one out . I
2:36:36
also think , yeah , I
2:36:39
beat Bellatro this week , this past week
2:36:41
, so I'm probably going to move
2:36:44
on to greener pastures as far as that game goes
2:36:46
, but probably just V rising . If I'm
2:36:48
being honest out , I think I've . Yeah
2:36:51
, I found everything in Prince of Persia , so I think
2:36:53
I'm good right now .
2:36:55
Okay . No that's
2:36:59
you , george . I'm good right now . Okay , how about you , george ? Well , I did actually forget to mention
2:37:01
that I've been playing an awful lot of Dave the Diver . I really quite
2:37:03
like the game .
2:37:04
Yeah .
2:37:05
My only frustration is dude
2:37:07
the food serving . It's a
2:37:09
bit like oh , can we just get this out of the way
2:37:12
? It's tedious . I want to get
2:37:14
back to the diving . I know we needed to break the gameplay
2:37:16
up a little bit , but I can't
2:37:18
make Dave run very far and I'll be honest
2:37:20
with you . I've got that many things on the menu and that many people
2:37:23
coming now , so
2:37:28
many people go home disappointed and so much sushi goes in the bin and so much effort
2:37:30
went into catching it . Throw me a bone , someone
2:37:32
, please .
2:37:33
Hire more people . Hire more people
2:37:35
, man .
2:37:38
With people come costs . They do with
2:37:42
people come costs . But you're right , that's probably
2:37:44
what I should do . It's beyond my capability
2:37:46
for Dave to do on his own anymore . But yeah , that
2:37:48
game is is
2:37:51
actually really fun , and of
2:37:53
all the games as well , it really fits the ball
2:37:55
really nice . Are you playing on Switch ? No , no , no
2:37:58
. And of all the games as well it really fits the portal Really nice . Are
2:38:01
you playing on Switch ? No , no , no , oh , thank goodness no
2:38:03
, I'm playing it on portal mainly
2:38:06
. Oh no .
2:38:07
It's fine , oh , and PlayStation Portal is
2:38:09
pretty good . Yeah , oh , that's good
2:38:11
.
2:38:11
To be fair , once I'd gone full
2:38:14
sort of white jacket , tech specs , geeky
2:38:20
glasses , the whole bag of tricks pulled a pen out my top pocket
2:38:22
and fiddle with my internet settings and all that sort of stuff , it worked
2:38:24
flawlessly . If you're brave enough to do
2:38:26
that if you're brave enough to do that , and
2:38:29
I've heard success stories where people haven't even had
2:38:31
to do that . But bear in
2:38:33
mind you're gonna have to go deep on your route of
2:38:35
settings if it's not working straight out of the box
2:38:37
. And now I can take mine
2:38:40
away Not far , admittedly
2:38:42
, I haven't pushed it to its limits , but
2:38:44
at least two , three , four
2:38:46
miles as the crow flies , no problems
2:38:48
at all . I might as well be sat at home , so very
2:38:51
pleased with that . Are
2:38:53
you going to play the Godzilla part ? I've
2:38:56
got the DLC . It came up free at some point in time and I grabbed
2:38:58
it because I think it's going to go paid very
2:39:00
soon .
2:39:01
I think this fall right , yeah , I think
2:39:04
.
2:39:04
Well , I don't know if it goes paid or whether it just gets . I
2:39:06
did read that it was just pulled from sale , so
2:39:08
whether it was like an exclusive time thing , that
2:39:10
was a bonus for the movie , but yeah , it looked pretty cool
2:39:13
. And there was another one as well , the Dredge DLC
2:39:15
as well I picked up because I was like , yeah
2:39:17
, that's got legs and that was free as well
2:39:19
. So I thought , yeah , I'll grab it . One last
2:39:21
touchstone before we hit the outro , gentlemen
2:39:23
, and
2:39:27
I wondered what your thoughts
2:39:30
were on this . Playstation's had an outage . It's
2:39:32
not quite the PSN outage of
2:39:34
back in the day
2:39:37
, but PlayStation Stars has gone . Yeah , no , not
2:39:39
yeah , because where's all my digital collectibles
2:39:41
? I've spent ages collecting . And where's all
2:39:43
my points ? I've spent ages collecting .
2:39:47
I'm just hoping they stop talking about it .
2:39:49
if I'm being honest , Thing
2:39:52
is it's free stuff .
2:39:53
It doesn't cost you anything or
2:39:56
saving up for a £20 voucher .
2:40:00
Oh , did him . She would be , wouldn't you ? I reckon
2:40:02
we ought to get past along on on the phone . I've
2:40:04
seen I see RGT being a prime
2:40:06
candidate for the call .
2:40:09
Oh , I'm all over it . I'm already no man .
2:40:12
Are you a corn eater ? Oh
2:40:14
, oh yes . Oh yeah , you're going to fit right
2:40:16
in , not orally anyway . Oh
2:40:19
, you definitely fit right in laughing
2:40:22
, laughing wow
2:40:25
laughing .
2:40:29
Is it still in the tin or ?
2:40:31
laughing but
2:40:34
anyways it's on it's third cycle of
2:40:36
the human body . He just cleans it and
2:40:38
then just serves it back up . Wow
2:40:41
, yeah .
2:40:42
If you bring a lot of butter and everything , they'll love you
2:40:44
.
2:40:46
I've got plenty of butter .
2:40:47
RGT's the dairy king . I
2:40:49
don't know why I said king . I was going to say queen , then
2:40:51
I was always a man , I better call him a king and it came
2:40:54
out . It basically ended up sounding like queef
2:40:56
. That's all we have time for this
2:40:58
week . Listeners , as always , thank you for your time . We look forward to
2:41:00
the pleasure of speaking to you again next week . Until then , happy
2:41:02
gaming and remember there's nothing wrong with
2:41:04
being given the unofficial controller . It's what you do
2:41:06
with it that counts . See you , gentlemen
2:41:08
, see you later . Bye
2:41:35
, outro Music .
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