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guys, welcome back to the... Podcast this is

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a very really good episode Two

2:06

hundred and thirty five Yeah,

2:09

we've been here a while man. Yeah fuck. I've

2:11

been here every episode. Yeah Yeah,

2:15

you're just off screen every time

2:17

you don't help which kind of Yeah,

2:22

that's why I have to

2:24

go turn them back on sometimes because

2:27

Jacob the camera will go forever wildly

2:29

mischievous Yeah, you're you get mischievous every

2:31

30 minutes on the dot and you

2:34

turn the camera 2959

2:36

yeah, those things are going You're

2:39

very punctual in that sense. I am

2:41

that's the thing is Mischief

2:44

hasn't been punctual lately Super

2:54

disorganized You

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should do that make miss you

3:02

if great again with the same

3:04

mamga mamga mamga mamga Like

3:10

yeah like a like a German baby has it

3:12

have the same mama mamga mamga mamga

3:15

Or I don't know Germans talk really it could be

3:17

it could be anyway. I never

3:19

been loud. It's adorable actually Yeah, they're

3:21

mad Germans are mad. I don't

3:23

know you want to go on record? Yeah Okay,

3:31

well we got we got my best fucking

3:34

buddy ever back in the studio today. We

3:36

got Jacob Andrew Sharp. Hi

3:38

guys Yeah,

3:44

that's the power move you never know what button I'm

3:46

gonna press that's the tough thing about I Got

3:50

one of them, and I don't like that. You don't know unless

3:53

you were in headphones, but then that's weird I'm

3:55

not putting on head. Yeah That's

3:58

ridiculous. Yeah, if I were phones

4:00

if it was just me wearing headphones they're

4:03

very funny yeah I want

4:08

to hear you I know I

4:10

don't these are hilarious you're

4:12

really funny you know

4:14

like a like a fuck you or nothing right no

4:17

oh no no

4:20

I don't know no I pressed

4:24

applause I promise can I curse yet yeah

4:26

we can curse we can curse the hack

4:28

here is usually there's the intro that plays

4:30

which is like a minute long right so

4:32

usually when the intro is done I can

4:34

start going like fuck okay nice and

4:36

I'm chill because the rule is like a first minute so

4:39

if you thought it was down to like 30 seconds now oh

4:41

what the fuck okay then yeah it's fine fucking

4:44

shit shit oh my fuck

4:46

well let's all right sorry I should the last

4:49

episode actually got I did limited

4:51

as but I think I was swearing a

4:53

lot can you bleep all them out then you

4:55

know I know you know you

4:57

get my I don't want to put more

5:00

we don't believe about everything that Curtis

5:03

says leave everything that I okay okay

5:05

what was the last one I did

5:07

I was like who

5:09

I can't remember we were talking about like some like actor

5:12

and I was like make it look

5:14

like I'm getting kissed by yeah yeah

5:16

yeah yeah when were you

5:18

on last I don't remember a

5:22

while couple a while ago six months

5:25

a year could be a

5:27

year could be I don't know I'm

5:30

flies we talked about we talked

5:32

about cuz uh what what's his name and

5:34

what's your face or bro Oh Sebastian balls

5:36

yeah yeah we talked about his like his

5:38

like fake coming out video or whatever yeah

5:41

yeah that was a classic Sebastian

5:44

yeah keeping me on my toes

5:46

I fucking I look him up

5:49

like weekly he's pretty like low-key now yeah

5:51

I kind of I cuz I'm a little

5:53

fucking I'm a little goblin and I

5:55

want to I just want to make fun of them all

5:57

the time yeah I want to hear a little you're a

5:59

bully You're not a goblin, you're

6:01

a bad guy. Yeah. Well,

6:05

Sabrina, I don't think, blue-toddled. No, no, no, no.

6:07

No, I mean- Leave out what

6:10

he said. Leave it in and leave

6:12

in what I said. Okay, let's do a

6:14

Sebastian Bales. No internet,

6:17

nice. Quit the set-up. Quit

6:19

the set-up here. If

6:21

you were like, can you hotspot me? Can you hotspot me? Dude,

6:24

I hotspot myself because I don't

6:26

want to get Wi-Fi here. You're

6:28

a hotspotting yourself in? Yeah. Because

6:31

then it's like I'm only here like once a

6:33

week. That's true. And I got to

6:35

call a guy to come and like install it. And

6:38

then it'll be like I can come in

6:41

six months on a Sunday night between

6:43

1 a.m. and 1.30 a.m. So

6:46

does that work for you? Does

6:49

that work for you? I guess. Yeah, it's gonna have to. And

6:51

he comes at like 2.30, he's like, so I was busy. Okay,

6:55

yeah, nothing yet on the YouTube. Wait,

6:57

nothing at all? No, that was why I let YouTube

6:59

finally come in on time. When was that video released?

7:01

A year ago. Oh my God. No

7:05

shorts or anything? Remember this

7:07

guy? For

7:16

the audio listeners, there's like

7:18

a weird screenshot of Sebastian.

7:20

And it does sound like

7:22

he's making the... He

7:26

looks like a raggedy and raggedy

7:28

Andy became a guy, like a full grown man.

7:31

Raggedy Mandy. Because he's

7:33

a man. Remember

7:37

this guy? This is him

7:40

now. Doesn't

7:42

look any different. Okay,

7:45

so he made this himself. Oh,

7:48

maybe he's like roasting him like, how

7:50

much I've grown. Dude,

7:52

that's actually kind of badass. To make

7:54

a glow up edit of yourself? That's

7:57

true. That's a fucking power move,

7:59

actually. He was hoping after that video that

8:01

like someone would make the

8:03

edit for him and it just wasn't happening He

8:05

was just like he was like kind of

8:07

forcing his hand. Yeah, fuck it. I'll

8:10

do it. All right. I'll do it I'll do

8:12

this one. This one's on me. You

8:14

guys have to do the next one guys What's

8:17

that fan that Thanos quote? He's like

8:19

fine. I'll do it. Yeah, that's

8:22

what Sebastian all Is

8:24

the Thanos all this for one edit? for

8:27

one drop of self tan What

8:31

about his IG? Oh Oh

8:35

The same photo same photo. Yeah, this was a

8:37

fucking year ago. Don't make me log in get

8:39

a lot Bro,

8:41

that's not even worth it. No. Nope.

8:44

That's my calendar. Whoops You

8:46

guys yeah, it's a ramp. Fuck

8:48

my dick So

8:51

there's a Sebastian bales update for

8:53

you guys. Yeah, they go balls

8:56

army near go balls army. Yeah,

8:58

so What's new man? How

9:00

you been? I mean seen it so long That's

9:04

not sure it's like last week Pretty

9:10

nice nice

9:12

anything like you job, but in your life recently Okay,

9:17

just like Just

9:20

been sitting down Okay,

9:23

I've been in here actually Okay, the

9:25

camera's on and off. I'm here when you're

9:27

not hearing Really? Yep, I

9:30

guess I could get Wi-Fi here if you're here all the time But

9:33

then how would I hot spot the other people in

9:35

the building? I'm the hot spot guy Thousands

9:40

of dollars every month in my home. I'm

9:42

bro. I owe Bell a lot of money

9:45

Stop hot spotting people. I say

9:47

no no no I'm

9:49

the guy. I'm the guy. I'm instead

9:51

of mr. Hot stuff. I'm mr. Hot spot. Yeah,

9:54

you are Does that

9:57

being so so stupid

9:59

and I

12:01

don't know about you, but I was balling

12:04

my eyes that look crazy. Oh, yeah, you

12:06

have to yeah Yeah, you called

12:08

me after you guys did it. Yeah. Yeah,

12:10

I was a you're both tearing up. Yeah

12:15

I would have called you but I was in France.

12:18

Yeah, and if I would have thought French number I would be

12:20

like But

12:26

I tell you about how I kind of like Like

12:31

weirdly Like didn't

12:33

bitch out. I bit showed him my

12:35

like idea. Mmm, cuz I brought

12:37

Irish to a winery in Bordeaux Okay,

12:40

I was a it was a winery where We

12:42

had like it was on

12:45

one of our first dates. We had shared a bottle from

12:47

that winery cute and then so I was just us at

12:49

the winery and Then we did

12:51

the wine tasting and then there's this little garden

12:53

where I wanted to do it Yeah, I said

12:55

like the actual building and then

12:58

there's these two guys who worked at the winery

13:00

We're outside having a smoke in like the little

13:02

garden part. Mm-hmm. So then I was so

13:04

like I was a wreck all day Crying

13:08

all day It's

13:14

like sweating and shit. Yeah, I fall

13:17

asleep if I'm stressed out Wow

13:20

So were you falling asleep? And so I got us

13:23

like that private that just the two of us in

13:25

that car Yeah, drive us out there.

13:27

It's just me her in the driver and I'm

13:29

just like slowly dozing. Oh my god We're

13:36

doing like yeah, and wake up

13:39

and then We

13:41

got to the garden and this is the two guys smoking Mm-hmm,

13:44

and I'm already a mess so then I just

13:46

like stops in front of the two guys and I

13:49

was like, okay I'll just do it here. And

13:51

then I just went eyelash and she went Jacob You're

13:55

not doing this here. You're

13:58

gonna stay. It's okay. You're doing like she had to like code

14:00

to be like you're doing great well walking

14:02

it's okay whoa

14:06

we found like a little bridge and then that's

14:08

good like just the two of us and we

14:10

both like wept and all that that's good but

14:12

I needed her to like so

14:15

she was your coach so she like knew what was

14:17

coming obviously so yes because

14:19

I'm a month before my sister if

14:22

she kind of told me so the beans she called me and

14:24

then I was on

14:27

she was on speaker and I told her ground

14:29

speaker with eyelash oh my god phone call being

14:31

like oh are you still proposing eyelash in Paris

14:34

and I was like yeah

14:36

like I just said you're

14:39

you're a better man than I because if that

14:42

happened to me I would have hung up

14:44

drove to wherever my sister lived

14:47

and killed her yeah I think

14:49

so yeah that's great were you

14:51

like were you super mad I like

14:54

I like out loud like

14:57

my guttural reaction was like

14:59

yeah oh don't do that

15:01

yeah dude like

15:04

that's crazy hoping that my big loud O's

15:06

would distract eyelashes and be like yeah

15:08

it like a raises her memory yeah yeah

15:10

what the hell is it yeah that was

15:12

like the men in black yeah you're going

15:14

oh I do that all the time at home

15:16

actually dude that'd be so much better if that's

15:19

how the men in black you

15:23

decide alien and Will Smith comes up and look like oh

15:25

oh oh oh oh oh

15:27

oh my god calm down don't

15:29

it's the second craziest thing don't

15:32

hit me man be

15:34

really funny actually that's

15:37

how you got your memory way so you

15:39

forget about alien yeah I had a I

15:41

saw this article of speaking of well sorry

15:44

well I will say congratulations buddy that's awesome

15:46

and I'm glad you didn't fucking fall asleep

15:48

like while you were proposing anything I know

15:50

yeah yeah anywhere it's like a superpower kind

15:58

of yeah It's. Impressive years. I

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Let's get back to it. I'm

18:47

back to the Will Smith thing. I saw an article.

18:51

Let me see if I can pull it up. It

18:54

got me thinking, because I

18:57

think Jada Smith, or

19:01

Jada Pinkett Smith, I'm sorry. Jada

19:04

Essence Hall. I think Jada Essence Hall.

19:08

I wish. I think she

19:10

said the slap saved

19:13

her marriage. Yeah,

19:17

yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, here it is. Page six,

19:19

Jada Pinkett Smith says the Oscar slap saved

19:22

her marriage to Will. I will

19:24

never leave him. But

19:28

a couple things here, Jada. You

19:31

already dated your son's

19:33

buddy. Oh yeah,

19:36

yeah, oh yeah, that was, okay.

19:38

And then, okay, she's

19:40

contradicted this four different times now.

19:43

Because I remember a year or two ago, there

19:46

was an article going, it was right after the slap. It

19:49

was when things got really bad, because she

19:51

also got, in an interview, I

19:54

actually never wanted to marry Will. That

19:57

was another thing from a couple years ago, or like last

19:59

year. Yeah, and then it was

20:01

my favorite. I think to eat on

20:03

Twitter ever. Mm-hmm Someone quote tweeted

20:06

the article and was like can we just stop

20:08

interviewing this? I'm

20:12

like again Can

20:14

we yeah, why did like everything

20:17

every time they interview them? They say something

20:19

crazy about their family yeah,

20:22

I think Willow is like the only

20:24

one who is like just like I Just

20:27

want to whip my hair back. Yeah, but like

20:29

now like Yeah, yeah,

20:32

I fell in love with the emo girl. Yeah,

20:34

okay after with whipping my hair back Okay,

20:37

after all those years trying to figure out if I would leave

20:39

Will's side It took that slap for me

20:41

to see I will never leave him Okay.

20:44

Yeah, if it's like that's

20:49

You're already in married for life forever you're

20:51

already on the fence about leaving him, but

20:53

you're like, okay hit a guy nevermind

20:57

Thanks, babe Who

20:59

knows where our relationship would be if that hadn't happened

21:01

and you know, you know, this is it I'm uh,

21:03

I don't want to speak on anybody's relationship every relationship

21:06

is different, you know, but this you know, I think

21:08

the I Was

21:10

thinking this is bad for you know, this

21:12

might to me This is like that's pretty

21:14

gnarly for Will and Jada, but I feel

21:16

like this is extra bad for

21:19

Chris rock Yeah, because now I

21:21

feel like there's proof of I feel

21:24

like now every guy in a failing Maris and be

21:26

like Chris I got hit you Let

21:29

me hit you dude Chris

21:42

let me rock you Chris rock is

21:45

timing your Did

21:47

it help? He's

21:50

got Chris Rock like tied up in the

21:52

back And sorry in like a deep in

21:54

like a fucking like a like a saw

21:57

type like fucking stingy bathroom. Yeah, he

21:59

was Yeah, Chris is fucking like Help

22:02

me! I'm like normal

22:04

ass dude just like You wanna play a game?

22:08

It's called fix my marriage So let me hit you

22:10

in the face Babe! You

22:15

love me now right? I hit him!

22:18

Just like Will did No

22:20

this is why I hate you, you keep hitting people And

22:22

like, it's also like Sure, if you're

22:24

looking for a guy to like defend Your

22:29

honor and all that, sure

22:32

It wasn't in

22:34

my opinion It

22:37

wasn't It wasn't

22:39

that bad of a joke Yeah, cause

22:42

she had like a shaved head or something And it was referencing

22:44

a movie she had done before Right P.I.

22:48

Jane or whatever That was

22:50

it. I think so Yeah, I

22:52

didn't really fully understand the joke even Like I didn't

22:54

really know what it was gonna be

22:56

like a second movie cause now you have that haircut Which

22:59

I guess is like I think at the time she was dealing with like losing her

23:01

hair Yeah, I can't remember the

23:03

details But like Yeah,

23:06

I mean it's like I

23:09

just think in the realm of what that

23:12

family has been made fun

23:14

of for If you're gonna

23:16

hit anyone in the face Like

23:18

it was just, it seemed a little extreme Yeah,

23:23

I would wanna hit the guy

23:25

who like slept with Yeah,

23:28

I feel like that's where I would want It's like

23:30

my fucking kid's buddy Yeah, yeah

23:34

That's a bit much Yeah,

23:36

not to rehash a slap that happened like a year When

23:38

was it like a year ago? Two years

23:40

ago? I don't even know But also, we'll have to rehash

23:42

it cause they keep bringing it up This

23:45

fixed my marriage Yeah Also,

23:48

what were the terms that

23:51

you, like What made you fall in love?

23:54

Yeah, he would On like the

23:57

idea that maybe

23:59

one day He would slap someone

24:01

for you specifically maybe Chris Rock. Yeah a

24:03

fellow comedian, right? I mean, I'd do anything

24:05

for my wife too if she was like

24:07

you have to slap Chris Rock or I'm

24:09

leaving I'd be like well

24:11

one that's Pretty unfair, but

24:14

to sure because I love you. Yeah, and then

24:16

I go kidnap Hypothetically hypothetically

24:18

I would you know get

24:20

the doll and I get the doll and all

24:22

on all the tricycle Yeah, I do my makeup.

24:24

I could be dressed to the nines in the

24:26

thought I Think

24:48

Yeah, I freakin whack them I

24:50

give my good whack Yeah,

24:53

I just thought it's I thought it'd be funny that for

24:55

feel like a lot of people men in failing marriages start

24:57

like hunting Chris Rock down to slap him or if he

25:00

could go the other way and Do

25:02

like you know how in like mega churches they have like you

25:05

people come up and like people are like you are saying

25:08

He could do that people come up.

25:10

They give him a slap and then they

25:13

pay like 10 grand or

25:15

something crazy Yeah, I could

25:17

see the marriage But I always find that when people

25:19

are doing that at the mega churches. It's always to

25:21

like I Always find

25:23

it's kind of like always for like a fucked-up reason Or

25:27

like yeah, it's like they're like I have Terminal

25:30

cancer mm-hmm, and then they're

25:32

like well this will help well.

25:34

Let me just say you don't have it

25:42

Said no to the cancer yeah Those

25:44

videos are crazy like the mega church

25:46

they put a hand on them and they go like They're

25:50

like they're super

25:52

fucked up when they're like my son has autism

25:55

yeah, yeah, yeah Dude is that the

25:57

fucking one I saw? I

26:01

also just on the Will Smith point. I'm now

26:03

thinking about people putting like in

26:06

there like like tinder bios and like

26:08

hinge bios like like

26:10

or like like looking for a guy who's willing to like

26:14

Smack Chris Rock to

26:16

defend my honor just looking for like a

26:18

casual guy Yeah,

26:20

where you might smack Chris Rock and my own

26:22

and my honor real quick There

26:25

was like a fucking video of a dude at a mega

26:28

church He was like that. He

26:30

was like my family has

26:32

a curse and my son has

26:34

autism Is

26:40

that video is crazy he

26:42

also like the D'Amelios Okay,

26:49

would it be like mega church curse

26:59

Oh man, I can't fucking there's so many so

27:02

many stitches enough of the stitches man.

27:04

Whatever you fucking hospital Trauma

27:07

center. What are you doing? What do you one of

27:09

my favorite clothing stores in? mid

27:16

Right now is there anything you wanted to

27:18

renew yeah this one I want

27:20

to renounce a generational curse my child is

27:24

Free right now. Is there anything you wanted

27:27

to renew? I

27:29

want to renounce a generational curse my child

27:31

is autistic Did he

27:33

points in the audience to be there also

27:36

a generational curse? He's

27:38

talking about you mean like do you

27:41

think this is a Curtain

27:44

yeah, they call us on you have

27:46

to call autism a curse is fucking

27:48

crazy generational Yeah, we

27:51

talking about you mean the

27:53

generation before you Your

27:56

son the generation after you

27:59

just as a kid with autism is that

28:01

a generational curse as

28:03

if like a doctor be like

28:06

your child like your child is

28:08

generationally cursed generation has the generational

28:10

current autism everyone in this

28:12

generation has it I got to the the

28:14

worst doctor in the world yeah I've really

28:16

fucked up mean doctor he has

28:20

no brains at all like we've tried yo

28:24

like he has no brains at all

28:28

your fucking kid you dickhead you

28:30

have no brains at all yeah

28:32

smooth brain motherfucker what the hell

28:34

dude what everything

28:38

and I've gone through deliverance

28:40

before and it's just so hard to break

28:43

this curse God is breaking this

28:45

generational here's

28:50

the thing couple thing

28:52

yeah couple notes double notes no

28:57

no it's not no number

28:59

two God one

29:01

number one if you're gonna believe in God God

29:03

gave your kid autism

29:06

yeah which is fine totally

29:09

fine yeah there's nothing wrong with

29:12

you couple loopholes and all this

29:14

already mm-hmm also yeah no it's

29:16

not and no he can't no he won't

29:19

there's nothing to do there's nothing no there's not

29:21

there's not really like a cure because it's not

29:23

like really anything wrong right

29:26

it's just like a different way of different

29:28

a different brain and the craziest

29:31

thing though is how he how

29:34

he reacts to what she does yeah

29:37

oh he reacts like yeah

29:39

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it's not weird if it works. Dude,

30:27

like that's gotta be the most like glazing

30:30

thing. Like the dick riding is so real

30:32

to act like that on stage. The dick

30:34

riding on God is crazy. Dude, okay, yes.

30:36

The dick riding for God is fucking insane.

30:38

Is wild. To like completely, cause that's, I'm

30:41

sorry to say, but that's cap. You gotta be

30:43

capping. Yeah, it's bullshit. You're

30:46

lying if you're- You're out of

30:48

your mind. Also, it hurts. Yeah,

30:50

why does it hurt? It hurts.

30:52

It hurts to get your, for

30:56

God to remove the autism from your, it

30:58

hurts you. Yeah, it hurts you. I

31:01

thought this was- It would. Isn't this what you wanted?

31:04

Yeah, yeah. What the fuck? For

31:07

your deliverance and your family's deliverance.

31:11

I break every

31:13

generational curse off

31:15

of you. Dude,

31:18

his son and the audience probably be like, what the

31:20

fuck are you doing? What the fuck are you doing,

31:22

dad? What's wrong with you? Also, you're an asshole. You

31:25

just said- I

31:27

would look around at every, if I was the kid, I'd be like, fuck

31:30

you guys. Yeah, fuck up. You just said I

31:32

have no brains and you're doing this. Is he

31:34

doing that? Everyone's like, hooray.

31:37

Dude, all right. This is like,

31:41

sorry, megachurch folks,

31:43

but you guys are fucking

31:45

dick riding idiots. Dude, it's a fucking cult.

31:47

I swear it's so weird. Insane. It's

31:50

so crazy. Also the biggest one

31:54

level building. This is the

31:56

thing, megachurches are always bungalows. They're funny.

31:58

True. better

34:00

life now because you're a fucking

34:02

dickhead you're dead yeah you're you're

34:04

fucking dude in also

34:06

as if like it would have just taken like

34:08

an old one two three yeah yeah

34:11

yeah the count of three yeah I'm gonna count

34:13

to three yeah like

34:20

telling you to clean your room that's

34:23

insane dude yeah

34:25

mega churches are wild I was on

34:28

that camera turned why nice

34:33

as you know your boy

34:35

and his his fam

34:39

family used to I used

34:41

to be not a mega church kid but I

34:43

was a I was a jdubs your

34:46

Jehovah Witness Jehovah's till I was like three

34:48

so I don't remember

34:50

it right you already remember what

34:52

you witnessed really but no I

34:54

witnessed Jehovah mm-hmm that's the

34:56

only thing you can witness isn't hova

34:58

jay-z huh is that

35:01

his name is

35:03

that like one of his like oh like isn't

35:05

that one of his like like

35:07

name maybe I don't

35:11

think yeah Jehovah

35:13

the one yeah there's when they talk about

35:15

you know they're talking about

35:19

Jay-Z yeah okay

35:21

he called himself that I

35:24

guess that makes sense oh

35:29

he used to be Jehovah's Witness

35:32

over synonymous with Jehovah oh

35:39

okay I'm gonna say this for the first time in my

35:42

life this might be rooted rooted in some truth yeah

35:44

you know what I'm gonna

35:47

rejoin is that who we've been we've been

35:49

talking about let's

35:52

go okay my grandparents that

35:54

apologize there is Jay-Z

35:56

stands in okay it's

35:59

fuck with the blue Yeah, cool. Well

36:02

that link that Lincoln Park collab Dude,

36:05

so sick. I think they should start a

36:07

religion on that if you if Lincoln Park

36:09

made a religion I'd fucking mmm. I'd be

36:11

there. I'd be in I've been going door-to-door

36:13

being like you heard the you heard the

36:16

gospel Raving

36:19

in them in the other phase you guys ready for the

36:21

end The

36:23

meteor As

36:26

I do fuck the perfect album, yeah, absolutely.

36:28

I love Lincoln Park recipes

36:32

Chester Yeah,

36:35

man megachurches are Kind

36:37

of crazy pretty not mega and not

36:39

yet not Yeah, or

36:42

you know what might help call them epic churches.

36:45

Yeah I'm

36:47

gonna epic church the next church I'm

36:49

gonna bring my fucking pick my

36:51

my diamond pickaxe in my Fucking

36:54

I'm a gritty. I'm a greedy to epic church on

36:56

Sunday. I random church

36:58

moment Random

37:02

Jehovah's Witness Gritting

37:11

from door to door Did

37:16

you know that Jesus Christ actually had quite a bit of

37:18

wiz for only A

37:20

500 V box a month you can

37:23

support Jehovah Witness only in Ohio

37:27

Epic Church in Ohio The

37:40

wiz miss season I Have

37:46

a wiz miss charity going on December

37:52

25th, it's with miss That's

37:57

so crazy the

38:01

that's what bad max

38:03

is all about okay let's uh

38:05

let's let's change the subject

38:17

a little bit yeah we'll get off religion

38:20

religion and all that

38:22

okay so I got

38:25

it I got I got something else to show you actually

38:27

well we'll get into yeah

38:29

some stuff that I I

38:33

I sort of gathered main

38:35

a main one we'll talk about first but so

38:38

you and I we've been on the road a lot we

38:41

toured you know a lot of you know

38:43

a lot of late nights you know a lot of

38:46

a lot of early flights you know a lot of

38:48

we were just talking about that 3 a.m. when

38:51

we had to do in the in louis

38:53

was it Florida to Louisiana yeah

38:56

I think it was Florida to Louisiana

38:58

and then we had the show that

39:01

night yeah yeah we're up at like

39:03

2 in the morning we left at

39:05

like 330 it was shit you

39:07

know we we've been in medicine yeah they couldn't

39:09

let us in because we were too early for the flight

39:11

which is bullshit but

39:13

again you know I don't know who knows but

39:16

we've seen we've seen all the every

39:19

travel hack you know we've we've we've

39:22

you know we've had chips for breakfast

39:24

you know we've we've lived like idiots

39:26

I've been everywhere we've been everywhere we

39:28

we know the road right a lot

39:30

of especially in Australia we've had

39:32

a lot of a lot we took a lot of flights

39:34

yeah okay every day I flight every

39:36

day when you watch your sign if you'd clear

39:39

your sinuses that when you get off the plane

39:41

next day feel right back I'm all right back

39:43

up we felt like shit the entire time crazy

39:45

headache yeah and yeah do a show then you're

39:47

okay yeah have like to bed have

39:49

like 12 beers wake up at like six in the morning

39:51

yeah 600 like roast

39:54

chicken yeah yeah I like fucking idiots but

39:57

you know on one of those flights you

39:59

know Sometimes you wish you could,

40:01

you miss home, right? You

40:05

miss cooking, right? That's one thing, that's

40:07

what I miss about traveling. It's like

40:09

you don't get to cook in your own home.

40:12

You don't get to cook as much as you'd like to. You

40:14

don't get, yeah. Let me cook. Yeah,

40:17

let me cook, let him cook. Let us cook. So

40:21

the video I want to show you sort of addresses that.

40:23

I found this guy who has pretty much

40:25

solved that issue of

40:28

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40:30

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42:10

shit, I mean, no

42:12

Curtis. No, that's okay. Is it okay

42:14

that I've seen this guy? Have you seen his newest

42:17

video? I don't know, maybe. They're

42:20

all insane. They're all like, it's like, this is

42:23

how I boil processed teas in my sink. Alright.

42:26

Yep, this is the guy. So this

42:28

video is called Mile High Bathroom Garlic

42:31

Shrimp and Mash. Oh, he does it

42:33

in the plane? I've only seen the ones where he

42:35

does it in the hotel room. That's what

42:37

I've seen. Because he pops up on

42:39

my favorite page all the time. It's

42:41

pretty impressive. Like, he'll use, like, if

42:43

you guys haven't seen him, he makes,

42:46

you know what, we'll end. Let's look

42:48

through his normal shit first. Well, I'll say,

42:50

like, we're in a

42:53

freaking recession. Yeah, but also, I

42:56

have one thing to combat that. Because

42:59

he's not saving money doing this. He

43:02

arguably, he could just

43:05

go to, like, there

43:07

are hotel rooms you can get if you spend a little

43:10

bit more. He's spending,

43:12

like, so much money on this food that he gets. I

43:15

think he just enjoys cooking like this.

43:17

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's more of like a...

43:19

I'm also wondering, is he a man about

43:22

travel? Or is he just traveling for the

43:24

sake of making these videos? Right, exactly. I

43:26

mean, like, aesthetic-wise, he... Oh my

43:28

God, that was the loudest thing I've ever heard in my life. Aesthetic-wise,

43:31

I feel like, you know, he kind of

43:33

gives off, like, trucker vibes, right? So

43:35

he could be a trucker, you know. But

43:38

let's see, this one is called Hotel Bathroom

43:40

Jerky. There's

43:43

some copyright music, so I won't play it. So

43:45

he's cutting up a steak in a hotel room.

43:48

Trim that fat. Nice. He's

43:50

putting it in a cup. And showing

43:52

that, like, you don't need all the necessary... you don't need

43:54

a cutting board. Right, yeah, yeah, true. I'm using what I

43:57

got. Mm-hmm. Yeah, he's got

43:59

a bunch of paper. He's putting soy sauce,

44:02

some chutney or some onion powder,

44:04

garlic powder. Okay. Yeah,

44:06

you're right. Is he traveling with

44:08

all that stuff? Exactly. Are you going

44:10

to the store that day getting all this stuff? Exactly. I

44:13

don't know. I don't know.

44:15

So, okay, he's got like a drying

44:17

rack for the beef. A

44:21

quick little snuggle of the pillow. He

44:26

puts the... Dude, like in the... Yo! If

44:29

you're the... Okay, a couple things. A maid's

44:31

work? Number one. Number one.

44:34

Sorry. I'm actually going

44:37

to go to my fisherman's friends because... Yeah, that's okay.

44:39

A couple things. If

44:41

you're going to the airport and

44:44

in your suitcases like a

44:48

rack for food and a bunch of

44:50

spice, that's going to be a bit

44:52

of a red flag. Right. Also,

44:54

yeah, the cleaning

44:56

service in the hotel hates you.

44:59

Yeah, because there's never fucking beef juices

45:01

on a... Who knows? People

45:05

are fucked, too. Wow, sure it is. Yeah. Never

45:08

mind. I thought you were a married

45:10

man. There's never be like... Yeah,

45:13

not inside the pillow. Yeah. That's

45:16

where I'd be like, are you storing cat

45:19

heads or something in here? Okay,

45:21

so he's put a hair... like an air dryer.

45:24

He goes to bed with it

45:27

going, which I feel like is probably like a fire

45:29

hazard. So have you

45:31

heard of people who use their...

45:35

it's a thing on my weird

45:37

obsession or whatever. You

45:39

know that show until... They

45:42

put the hair dryer in the bed with

45:44

them. Okay. They heat it up. Okay.

45:47

I don't want to

45:50

out anyone, but I have a

45:52

family member who does that. Really?

45:55

Every night? Every night, since I was a

45:57

little kid. They put a hair dryer. In

46:00

the bed? Like under the covers? Under the covers,

46:02

just like next to her. Every night. Could

46:05

like burn the house down. Yeah, that's like super

46:08

dangerous. She doesn't cook her

46:10

food like that or nothing but... She

46:12

cooks herself. Yeah, she cooks her fucking trousers

46:15

off. Huh? Okay, so

46:17

he wakes up in the morning, the beef is all

46:19

fucking dehydrated now. Like honestly though,

46:22

like it looks like fucking... Like

46:24

it's impressive. But like... That's

46:28

one of them where I'm like, are you

46:30

sure? Hehe. Hehe. Chewy

46:34

success. Goaded

46:36

pillow jerky. And it's

46:38

like, how much is a bag of jerky? Realistically.

46:41

Well, jerky's getting pretty expensive now. That is true,

46:43

these days jerky's pretty expensive. You go into like

46:45

7-11, it's like fucking 9 or 10 bucks, right?

46:49

Yeah. A small bag. But I guess,

46:51

yeah, for like a... How much is a piece of steak?

46:53

Like a couple pieces of steak. Probably more expensive, right? So

46:55

it's not like... It depends, you go to the right market. That's

46:57

true. You can get a nice cut of steak. Nice. For

47:00

a good... And rare cut of...

47:02

Rare piece of meat, bunch of water dumped

47:04

on it. Okay, what else did he... See

47:07

what else he makes. Bathroom baby back

47:09

ribs. No way. So

47:13

he removes the membrane from the ribs. Rib

47:18

rub. Yeah,

47:21

just fucking getting meat juice everywhere, dude. I also

47:23

like thinking about like... You know how they

47:25

do like the blue light stuff for hotels? Yeah.

47:29

They do that but it's just all fucking barbecuing. What

47:33

the hell happened? Something about food

47:35

fighting? I was ready

47:37

for cum. This guy cums barbecue though? This guy cums

47:39

like a dark red. Big maroon guy. Okay,

47:43

place your ribs in a 200 degree oven. Again, please. Okay, again

47:46

with the... Oh, but that time he like locks it in. Wow.

47:52

Is it meat thermometer? He

47:56

glazes it. Give

47:59

it the old rub. Wow.

48:04

Also like, like, you had

48:06

a corn a cob? A

48:09

cob a corn? Corn a cob? Corn a

48:11

cob? And a

48:13

potato? Wow. Dude

48:16

he had like

48:18

a fucking... That's

48:20

a fucking badass. That guy's sick. I'm

48:23

gonna thank you for the stomach because there's no way

48:25

that food is cooked. Easy French onion soup in

48:29

my hotel sink. French onion soup?

48:33

Impale some onions. No way. Whoa.

48:35

What is that contraption? It's

48:37

like a fucking... Like

48:40

a shawarma stick. Yeah. But

48:42

like, where do you get that? You

48:44

don't just have those at hotels, right? You'd be

48:47

like, where's your shawarma stick? Anything

48:50

else we can help you with your steak? Yeah, like

48:52

a shawarma stick or something? I've got like three onions

48:54

that I gotta cook down. Do you have like a

48:58

dehydrator for my jerky I'm gonna make in the room? You

49:00

guys got an extra pillowcase? Okay.

49:05

So he's making gravy? Oh he's

49:07

making stock in the sink. Just fucking yo.

49:10

Dude, like... Well, like yo. They are not

49:12

cleaning those sinks the way you think. Look

49:15

at this fucking frame here, dude. That is...

49:17

Dude, that's... That is the biggest fire hazard

49:19

I think I've ever had. Not to be

49:21

a fucking safety nerd, but like that is

49:23

so dangerous, dude. Yeah, you're

49:25

what? You're gonna... What is that? What

49:27

are those things? Like to sous vide stuff? Yeah.

49:34

Dude. Okay, this is ridiculous

49:36

because yes, you're saving on the fact that like, oh,

49:39

this is what you can make at a hotel.

49:41

Yeah, but you've got to spend money on like

49:43

a fucking sous vide. Yeah. And then the shawarma

49:45

stick. And you also have to look the

49:48

hotel receptionist in the eye when you

49:50

check out and in. Yeah. Like also

49:52

like, I'm not gonna do anything crazy

49:54

here. I'm just gonna... Let me see

49:56

the menu so I can wipe my... ass

50:00

with it okay fuck you guys

50:02

I can use it as kindling for the bathroom exactly

50:07

I'm gonna make a potion like imagine like

50:10

wood oven pizza tonight imagine like he needs

50:12

to leave for a second like

50:14

to like go get something that he forgot and maybe he

50:16

doesn't have a spice rub and he leaves this on and

50:18

then like maybe the maids come in to like check on

50:21

the room and they see that I'd

50:23

fucking call the I'd like these building a

50:25

bomb yeah he's building a fucking he's going

50:27

on your mom those are bad but also

50:30

like you'd have to like look though would be like how

50:32

much wattage room

50:35

do you guys allow yeah I don't

50:38

want to kill everybody in here cuz

50:40

my French onion soup yeah

50:45

like dude dude you're

50:47

building an ecosystem oh

50:54

my god what contraption is that is that

50:56

a beer can on the end of a

50:58

stick yeah alright I

51:00

just me rigged a beer can on

51:02

a stick I don't have this other

51:04

equipment at

51:07

this point in the toilet okay

51:09

okay you're flushing toilet good

51:12

good good I

51:15

mean I guess I have diarrhea like I can say whatever my dog

51:18

yes actually your toilet you're totally pretty happy

51:20

with onions okay like yo

51:26

dude at

51:29

this point cook at home yeah

51:32

dude it's just like he clearly

51:35

has like cooking knowledge right I haven't seen one of

51:37

his video I guess I haven't seen one in a

51:39

while because like what I'm used to with him is

51:41

like this is like like showing

51:44

you like a hotel

51:46

more like realistic yeah now

51:48

it's getting out of control

51:50

yeah and he's he's graduated

51:52

from hotels to airplanes

51:56

and honestly you know I'll say it what is

51:58

the deal with airline food With

52:00

airplanes dude, but I mean call me Shirley

52:04

So mile-high bathroom garlic shrimp and mash, let's see

52:06

how he does this All

52:11

right, I think he talked we got here Okay,

52:21

first off turn the music down man, yeah,

52:24

he said he's got a bad idea He also

52:26

is like he's not driving a truck either He's

52:29

really got the damn so Well,

52:34

but also he's kind of like Like

52:37

Iron Man adjacent like our old

52:39

bus driver. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he does give off

52:41

Iron Man Looking

52:47

so suspicious and yeah

52:49

security line Yeah,

52:52

that's the thing. He made it. Okay, let's

52:54

just keep Also, they don't yeah, they don't

52:56

that you bring in food. No, he somehow

52:58

smuggled Instant mashed potatoes

53:00

and shrimp and shrimp rose in frozen shrimp

53:03

extra large shrimp. How the fuck did he

53:05

get that? Security is the great value Jack

53:07

Black is what he kind of looks like

53:09

the great value. You've got to be the

53:11

great Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. He's on

53:13

brand got to keep a great value. Yeah.

53:15

Yeah, but yeah, you can't get through

53:17

PSA with that Okay, he's got

53:20

the Delta flight He

53:22

goes in the bathroom. He makes a You

53:27

You brought in a 9-volt battery. Yo,

53:31

no way You

53:34

brought in a fucking battery We're

53:37

gonna jump start the plane dude. Oh my

53:39

god Also to

53:42

have like the like you have a cigarette lighter

53:44

charger Also,

53:48

what is he gonna plug that in you're not gonna smoke in a plane There's

53:52

no way they have those Yeah,

53:55

I think yeah, it's not a plane from the 90s

53:57

where you could smoke on the plane So

54:00

he somehow smuggled two...

54:03

he smuggled a bunch of batteries

54:05

and cords and shit into

54:07

the airplane. He's making

54:09

like a... He put a wire in the sink

54:11

which is totally safe. He's using a baby diar...

54:13

the diaper changer to... as a... So

54:16

that'll like boil the... shrimp

54:20

I guess? And

54:23

then he uses that to make the mashed potatoes in the

54:25

fucking... Dude... you know how gross

54:28

airplane bathrooms are

54:31

dude? Yeah like that's... I

54:35

will do anything not to even... shit. Go

54:37

in there. I will do anything not to go into an airplane bathroom.

54:39

I've never pooped on a plane. Really? Never.

54:42

I've pooped on a train. I've never pooped on a plane. Damn. Also,

54:45

you walk into those bathrooms... already...

54:48

does it smell like piss engine? Yeah,

54:50

yeah. And he's putting... raw... Not

54:53

only are you mixing with your hands and all that... Like

54:55

that's... in

54:58

the sink... like at least at the hotel they cleaned it before you

55:00

got in there. Yeah dude. Dude

55:02

they barely spray that shit down. No. He

55:05

eats it... no way. He puts

55:08

it in a fucking barf bag which it literally

55:10

looks like barf already. It looks like barf. Dude

55:13

yeah and using the change table. And

55:15

then he's leaving... And then eating

55:18

gar... Yo

55:20

if my... okay. If I was on a plane...

55:23

And the guy next to me got

55:25

up, went to the bathroom and came

55:27

back with potatoes and shrimp dude... I

55:31

would... do it... I

55:35

would be smashing that fucking button

55:37

there. Call the way. Something's

55:39

wrong with this guy. He just conjured

55:41

some shit. Is there a problem? Is

55:43

there a marshal... an air marshal on

55:45

here? Arrest this man. Arrest... it's not...

55:49

This might as well be a terrorist. Because

55:51

this is disgusting. And then yeah he

55:53

just eats it with his fucking hands. Brother.

55:59

Success. yeah

1:00:00

yeah fucking crazy super duper gross

1:00:03

I don't like that he's creative

1:00:05

I like the hotel stuff it's

1:00:07

like whatever I mean

1:00:09

it like me if he cleans up after

1:00:11

himself that's great you obviously didn't though yeah

1:00:14

I mean yeah who knows but

1:00:16

probably not the type of guy who I would

1:00:18

imagine would like ask to go like the cockpit

1:00:20

later in the flight yeah I

1:00:23

play this plays play do that I

1:00:27

actually play a flight simulator on my phone I would like

1:00:29

to try I'll give you

1:00:31

some shrimp I

1:00:34

just cooked it back in the I got

1:00:36

a kitchen right there well

1:00:39

I get a good way I could blame my 9-ball battery yeah

1:00:45

I have this gun is okay master

1:00:49

smuggler far fly I mean

1:00:53

yeah plane is a little bit too far I feel

1:00:55

like everyone should just in a plane everyone should sit

1:00:57

down don't doing fucking crazy yeah

1:00:59

sit down watch your shit and then get

1:01:01

up and leave like planes already make me

1:01:03

so anxious I don't know how he fucking

1:01:05

did that yeah in the middle I

1:01:07

air yeah I always

1:01:09

assume that people are people are gonna think that

1:01:11

I am just gonna I'm

1:01:14

just like everyone is staring at me on an airplane yep

1:01:17

I yeah I'm so conscious of everything I

1:01:19

do standing up on an airplane oh my

1:01:21

god I like that when people turn their

1:01:23

head though I know that they're like this

1:01:25

fucking yeah yeah yeah yeah he's

1:01:27

not you're getting up you can sit down

1:01:29

for a couple early cool stretch your legs

1:01:31

good good good I thought some

1:01:34

post or we putting your chair back well

1:01:36

oh my god I could

1:01:38

like people could you can smash your chair into my

1:01:40

face I don't give a darn I

1:01:43

would I can't do it no so embarrassed I'm

1:01:45

ready for someone to be like who

1:01:48

do you think you are cuz even if

1:01:50

they're not really messing with your space

1:01:52

even when they do that you're like

1:01:54

this fucking way tired will you sleep

1:01:56

be fired like fucking two hours come

1:01:58

on you're fine even getting a meal

1:02:00

in this place. Yeah, you're fine. Wake up. I

1:02:02

had to fucking go cook a bunch of potatoes

1:02:04

back there, dude. Wake up! Damn.

1:02:08

Well, how long have we been fucking... Damn, we're

1:02:10

an hour already. Alright. Holy shit. Alright, we've gotta

1:02:12

wrap it up. Hell yeah.

1:02:15

Well, guys... Don't

1:02:17

do any of that crap. Don't do any of that

1:02:19

crap. Don't do any of that stuff we saw today.

1:02:22

Order the potatoes and shrimp at the airport restaurant. Eat

1:02:25

before. Eat before... Eat

1:02:27

before at the airport. Support at restaurants. Yeah.

1:02:30

This is not it. This is not

1:02:32

good. This is not it. Support your

1:02:34

local mom-pa restaurants at the airport.

1:02:38

Yeah, just... I love in his bio it

1:02:40

says, no hotel has been harmed

1:02:43

or is in risk of being harmed. My

1:02:45

guy, we just saw hotels being harmed

1:02:47

by you. You had like an open,

1:02:49

like, car engine on

1:02:51

your fucking... Like, feeding up your onions. I

1:02:54

think it was in danger for a second.

1:02:56

For a small second. Like, the electric company

1:02:59

was like, what's going on over on the

1:03:01

holiday end? Yeah. Surging like

1:03:03

crazy. Yeah, the red line, like, crazy. Alright,

1:03:07

we'll wrap it up, but thank you so much for tuning

1:03:09

in. Thank you, Jacob. Thanks for coming on. Hey, anybody. Great

1:03:11

to have you back. And like,

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if you want. We got bonus episodes over

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subscribe, go watch his stuff, his

1:03:25

podcast, his YouTube. He's fucking crushing

1:03:27

it, mate. So, go check him

1:03:30

out. And thanks again, as always. Love you guys,

1:03:32

and I'll see you next time. Love you guys.

1:03:34

Love you, Kurt. Don't... And if

1:03:36

I see one comment about my

1:03:38

slippers... Yeah. I'll

1:03:41

burn them. I'll win my lesson. Okay,

1:03:43

damn. I read all the comments. Alright,

1:03:46

see you guys. Bye.

1:04:30

Thank you.