0:01

I guess where

0:03

I shoot this

0:05

shoot is definitely

0:07

an episode. It's

0:13

fall. It's fall. Now you can hear the new sound effect

0:15

that I just put on my sound board. Material

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material girl you look disappointed. I like this one.

0:22

I think that's just my face. Okay,

0:27

hey guys, welcome back to

0:29

the podcast. This is episode 238.

0:34

I am... I know it looks all different.

0:37

I'm in a... I'm

0:39

in the back rooms right now. I'm in the back rooms.

0:42

I fell through a portal and now I'm in the back rooms. Level

0:44

739. But that's just a

0:46

theory. A

0:48

game theory. I'm

0:51

currently in Los

0:54

Angeles. I

0:56

just did five shows in

0:58

Phoenix, Arizona over

1:00

the weekend. Phoenix

1:03

is super close to LA. We

1:06

were like, might as well take a quick rip

1:08

over there. See some friends before we head home.

1:10

So that's what we're doing. We're

1:15

going to dinner tonight in

1:17

like three hours. So

1:20

I got some time to kill and I haven't done a podcast in

1:22

fucking three weeks. It's been a while. Okay?

1:25

Shit's been busy. Okay? But yeah,

1:34

what the fuck? What did I even talk about in

1:36

the last episode? I know I talked... I

1:38

had a... Between the last episode and this one I did

1:40

a bonus episode. I know I did that. I did a

1:43

bonus episode. I talked about some stuff there. I

1:45

think I talked about the billboard

1:47

I had in Times Square. You

1:51

know, I think I talked about my Special,

1:55

I Think, that you can just buy it on my Patreon.

1:57

Did I even say that anywhere? I Don't even know, dude.

2:00

The so long it's been forever. But

2:03

we're set to talk about this week. Be.

2:07

A first off sure anyone given to the shows

2:09

and Felix Thank you Those are a lot of

2:11

fun! I knew our. It's cook it. It's

2:14

cooking or a it's in the oven right now

2:16

and I'd. Say.

2:18

They be honest. Going. Into this weekend

2:20

I was I was I was be nervous

2:22

I was wasn't feeling too good I was

2:24

really really knows what the new material but

2:26

you know after the after this weekend I'm

2:29

feelin lesser say this our is I it's

2:31

a lot closer to be a don't than

2:33

we thought okay to cook time it's going

2:35

to be loose. I. Didn't Ah.

2:37

marty really coffee in it? I'm.

2:41

Mostly. Because I've done all the bits before.

2:45

Ah, says.

2:48

In mice for smaller shows. That.

2:52

Is. The first time I've done them all

2:54

together so it's really fun to like piece

2:56

them together and sort of finer a thing

2:59

that sort of connects all of them. And

3:01

I'm yeah, we got some good worked as

3:03

done this weekend. Jacob. Open

3:05

for me to great as well. Yeah.

3:08

Just fuckin' it was sick. So

3:11

they are really came as the shows and phoenix

3:13

that was a good time. It was fun but.

3:16

And. I yeah what's I don't show

3:18

coming up. I just announced the late show

3:20

A late show and are. Hamilton

3:23

because that. Their.

3:26

The first show sold out and like three hours

3:28

am I now so late show so we get

3:30

away show and Hamilton Ontario athlete or Aquarius of

3:32

Us Tickets are on sale right now. I think

3:35

it should still be some should still be available

3:37

by for the time this comes out. I was.

3:40

Selling. A bit slower.as the people

3:42

of relax a little bit in that

3:45

sense this is gets. Be.

3:48

As should be as to be fun. What?

3:52

Have I got to talk about this

3:54

Wiki? Liga receive a lot but. Her

4:00

saying we're sorry Okay, I'm going to see always Doc

4:02

in the first. Or

4:07

get a sounds goofy yeah we'll talk

4:09

about there's ah. So.

4:13

What? These

4:16

are. Also.

4:19

To get to see this jackie fuck and set

4:21

up if I'm looking down at this cause I

4:23

have to have the computer there because the the

4:26

cord for my audio thing is very short and

4:28

it's like resting on my luggage so I can't

4:30

move like anything right now. so that's why I'm

4:32

looking down as he it. That's why you're wondering.

4:34

but this is the Duna. Two.

4:36

Popcorn Bucky. You know how movies that

4:39

come out Do I buy? Did you

4:41

get the special? Fucking. Ah,

4:44

Popcorn bucket that you'll use once and never ever

4:46

again and they really excited about it. Know the

4:48

and you'll go. Ikea.

4:50

way to bring this home and then I get to use

4:52

it. And and are you fucking never

4:54

do It sits in your cupboard until you go. Why

4:56

the fuck that? I keep this in a throw it

4:58

out right? And.

5:02

As it happens right loud A like I

5:04

think we got what's on really The Guardians

5:06

of the Galaxy. And.

5:09

Never used to ever again. There's a sad and

5:11

are covered for years because I know what the

5:13

fuck am I going to do. walk around my

5:15

house with a fucking baby Groot. Hanging

5:18

onto the straw. Dude, that's like.

5:22

That's. Like. As like olive oil

5:24

type economic extra virgin as I do that.

5:26

Okay, am I going to fucking the that?

5:28

Men have a regular glass. With

5:31

a Spider Man on it's it's am.

5:35

So. Yeah, so do to. Was coming out

5:38

due to. Ah,

5:42

I like the first dune sorry dude part

5:44

to buy. Just call it down to. So.

5:51

And. In the movie the haven't seen a

5:53

disease like big sandworms. Thurs.

5:55

Odd. And they they just eat. party

5:58

and every day i don't know why I

6:01

don't know what they eat really because if you're that big

6:03

you gotta eat a lot of stuff. I'm

6:06

sure it explains it in the books that I'm

6:08

never gonna read but... Or

6:12

maybe it's just smaller versions of itself? I

6:14

don't know. Dude,

6:17

every time I use this mic I look like

6:19

a fucking like... I look like I'm hosting a

6:21

70s game show. I look like I'm hosting a

6:23

match game. That

6:25

fucking old guy who like made out with everyone. Do

6:29

you remember... I'm

6:31

gonna look that up dude, hold on. Match

6:35

game... Kissing

6:39

contestant. Is

6:41

that the guy who fucking kissed everybody? Oh,

6:45

his family feud. Richard

6:49

Dawson. Dude,

6:54

look. Dude,

6:57

why did he do that? Why

7:02

the fuck... I wonder how many marriages Richard Dawson broke

7:07

up after a family played family feud. Yeah,

7:12

you fucking... you win the $10,000 or whatever. And

7:15

you come back into the dressing room and stuff and everyone's like

7:17

super stoked and then like you're the husband and you're like, Hey,

7:21

the fuck was that? It's

7:24

like, what? I, you know, he kisses everyone. He's

7:27

like, I'm not gonna lie. I'm

7:31

not gonna lie. It's

7:36

like, what? I, you know, he kisses everyone. He's

7:38

like, didn't

7:41

kiss me. Sorry,

7:49

I thought someone just knocked on her door. Nevermind. Yeah,

7:53

dude, that's so crazy. I

7:58

really do. everyone

8:00

did this this

8:04

is how fucking this is how covid started dude sir

8:07

Richard Dawson spreading his germs to everyone that's

8:10

what the thing actually that's what the family feud was

8:13

that's how a family feud started that's

8:15

not what they're not referencing the the

8:17

game show they're talking about the fight

8:20

that happens afterwards when

8:22

the husband is like why the fuck do you kiss

8:24

that the game show house and

8:26

actually be sick is actually one of the times

8:28

like the guy like you know goes to kiss

8:30

the the wife and the husband is just like

8:33

the fuck bro and I threw it out that'd

8:35

be awesome survey says I kicked

8:37

your ass bitch ding

8:41

ding ding all right so

8:45

sorry so dune 2 how the

8:48

fuck did I even start talking about that these

8:53

are the dune 2 popcorn buckets the

8:55

special commemorative popcorn buckets and it looks

8:57

like a fucking like

9:02

a butthole right like

9:05

a flashlight you

9:12

got the lunar that's a fucking butthole right there

9:14

dude why we how did this get so far

9:16

in a production because

9:28

that's just like that's a recipe for disaster

9:30

dude someone

9:34

has that in their hand like

9:36

is it for okay so it's for like pop

9:38

right it's for no it's

9:41

for popcorn that's so impractical too

9:43

you have to put your hand through that

9:46

like fish through a bunch of shit I

9:51

don't know man it's they gotta start patting people

9:53

down when they go into the

9:55

movies because if you got like a Little

9:58

a little bottle of lube with you. We know it's. On

10:00

a right. And they

10:02

confiscate the loo Been any goes is I could find

10:04

to scare me. The fucking gimme the dune the doom

10:07

bucket given a dune buggy. And

10:09

the right okay the Uk day during the

10:11

fact that is a guy wounds and then

10:14

he goes he like I have a spare

10:16

regular cop know I find that he goes

10:18

an awkward thing says it all with water

10:20

like oh no. Do

10:23

that. So weird. Where.

10:26

Do you do to me? That's.

10:29

Wrong I say when a heated when you know.

10:33

When. The guys are talking jerking off. Whatever

10:35

can do into bucket is like all what

10:37

are you doing to me would he do

10:39

to me do that So weird. You.

10:44

Know may I mean maybe they're tunnel

10:47

like? ah. What

10:50

meant militarily Shock? You know, shock value.

10:56

The. He did a dune popcorn bucket

10:58

looks like this and a special

11:01

do not ah wake hot dogs.

11:05

Are as I saw: Limited edition

11:07

Dune A Dune Lazy and Then

11:09

Eagerness. In

11:12

a complete the they the equation.

11:18

But I'm excited to see that movie! Is

11:21

pretty cool. Gonna

11:23

be long I that. Maybe.

11:26

That's why. maybe maybe that's why they made a pub grub

11:28

like a like that. It's like you guys going to get

11:30

bored some point you might need of Reagan just. You

11:34

know, rub one out. Of

11:40

a cell. funny. Ah

11:44

dear. I just realized we're going to do my

11:46

advice segment on his bike as but I don't

11:48

have my sound board. Have

11:51

to do it. Ought to tell us. Ah,

11:54

looks at it and I capella. Sorry,

11:56

but it's. That someone who's

11:58

i could really get it singing. but. Actually,

12:01

you're not right now. My God I to

12:03

do it. I capella. Okay, fine. ah and

12:05

they just cry shit. Okay,

12:13

yeah, I wanted to talk about this fuckin'

12:16

I came to my chase subjects our changing the subject.

12:18

Okay so I want you to talk about. This.

12:25

Aden Ross. Playboy.

12:27

Cardi Drama? I think it's I think it's

12:30

a good topic. On

12:32

everyone's been fucking talk about away crazy but.

12:37

I guess a couple days ago. Aden.

12:42

Ross who's a popular streamer on

12:44

to Check which is like hold

12:46

on. Kicks

12:48

Off Like Kick is already an app,

12:51

right? Isn't it

12:53

like a messaging app like Kick K? I

12:55

get a season so why the fuck is

12:57

you're going to make us on our another

12:59

app? Why not? just to

13:01

get a new word. right? One

13:04

that's as a like a synonym of cake. It

13:06

would have been fine right? like point. You.

13:09

Know streaming on plant later.

13:13

Hoof. During

13:16

a sub a song on Who's. He

13:21

got a hundred times options your point is

13:23

a good one but am so eight and

13:25

Ross I'm not really sad of a to

13:27

Ross has his job as he was i

13:30

talking effort I did as but he was

13:32

like super fans have a like spock in

13:34

all the time rights. Visit.

13:36

When he had a breakdown heat on Twitter new

13:39

as I, there's always her genders. are

13:42

either gender there's a way to break thousand

13:44

my adam a fucking com as i have

13:46

no zero brains but one of his things

13:48

is like getting rappers on his stream because

13:50

he gauges do shit by himself he's gotta

13:52

get people on there who are like actually

13:55

interesting it's houses of people can't my have

13:57

a reason to tune into him and he

13:59

has the sort of endless resource

14:01

of money, whether

14:04

it's from himself or Kick, because I think he's like

14:06

a part owner or something from what I've seen. And

14:09

Kick is also part owned by Steak, and they have

14:12

an infinite amount of money because people all

14:15

over the world have gambling addictions, and they make a lot

14:17

of money from that. So

14:20

I guess the other day he tweeted that he

14:22

was going to have the famous

14:25

rapper Playboi Cardi on his stream. People

14:31

were saying, allegedly, Aiden

14:33

Ross paid Playboi Cardi

14:35

50 grand to come

14:38

on stream, which is also fake,

14:40

which is also not true, because

14:42

apparently Aiden Ross paid Playboi Cardi

14:44

$2 million to

14:49

be on his stream for an hour. That

14:52

is such an absurd amount of

14:54

money for the least amount of

14:56

work ever. You don't have

14:58

to engage with the chat. You could just sit there.

15:00

Sit there for an hour. You make $2 million. And

15:06

for Playboi Cardi, that's a win-win, because it's like,

15:08

dude, we never get to interact with you like

15:10

this. The fans, they would love it. And

15:16

it's just ideal for them. It makes

15:18

sense. But

15:21

as we'll see, the

15:25

stream didn't really go as planned. And it's kind

15:27

of uncomfortable to watch. Well,

15:32

let's check it out. All right, bro. We

15:35

got the official Cardi in here chat. I

15:37

don't want to see a W in the fucking chat. Cardi

15:40

is here. You know, chat? Finally,

15:42

about time. He's about time, chat. Also,

15:45

why is he talking like that? I

15:47

feel like whenever I see clips of him, he's like, ah,

15:49

what the hell? What

15:55

the fuck? Yo, you can't do

15:58

that. What The Hell? Like

16:00

labor Cardenas posse their he's

16:02

like a maneuver.is. About

16:06

then time. Trying

16:08

to act are cool as shit from have of labor guy.

16:10

I mean I'd buy to same thing. Because.

16:13

I use as I like a fucking dork but a

16:15

cyborg hardy walked into the I else or did. He

16:22

play with my boy to like hard eric. Also,

16:27

your where the fuck is he streaming from

16:29

their dass das the other we're date part

16:31

about this video. Where are

16:33

you? Are

16:37

you enough lucky in that? Warehouse.

16:41

With. All the lights off do that. Such a

16:43

weird place to stream. This.

16:45

Is like were like a nameless. Factory

16:48

where like you you kick the shit at

16:50

a bunch of henchmen and aspire to make

16:52

were. Replaced.

16:54

By to my to your. Been. A

16:56

blackout thousand do top of the say at once in

16:58

like a look in the corner like good for the

17:00

amer asked. Again,

17:07

self already awkward vibes

17:09

for surf. people

17:12

to sort of stand and around are doing fucking

17:15

anything. The ah and this I do at is

17:17

like five hundred thousand people in the chat apparently.

17:20

There's. Fiber thousand people watching this. Which

17:23

is. Probably

17:25

like. Like. That's like. As.

17:28

Unheard of. Zelda Rad. I.

17:34

Went winless. Labour Guys I am.

17:36

I am bored. Okay, Serious

17:38

or Go Go Go. I

17:43

get some have retired shows

17:45

up any stress like socket

17:47

batman dude. ah. Ace.

17:51

he's got like black gloves on whole black

17:53

suit like of. A mask

17:56

right? So maybe

17:58

actually thought he was gonna beat up some. Not,

18:01

he actually was gonna beat up

18:03

some buck enhancements Summer He? no,

18:08

Sense of hooligans. Side

18:12

is actually a. Scheduling

18:15

misconduct. I thought I had labour party

18:17

but this is odds.net Salmond as through

18:19

them and robots. And

18:21

know nobody's and thing about his

18:23

parents yoga he's pretty. It's pretty

18:26

touchy subject on set cardio. That

18:29

father thousand people watch. Their

18:33

winning Have to add this. Whatever your race. And

18:36

were free for two hours. Brother is

18:38

a lovely so much broader. Did like

18:40

if I was watching his without audio

18:42

a straight up I would take this

18:44

as a hostage situation. Show

18:47

this to anyone. Sound off the be like what

18:49

does recall a cause or noted. For.

18:54

Literally when his when labour party comes to

18:56

the camera. Hours but he looks

18:58

like a fucking Radler. versus.

19:03

A message I had Eight and Ross in

19:05

a warehouse. I. Did someone and

19:07

you want to donate sag images ten dollars

19:10

an hour set him free? Is anyone like

19:12

a Ross enough to donate ten dollars to

19:14

save his life? Please.

19:17

I've worked my way down. I.

19:20

Started out billion dollars. I've been here for debt

19:22

for today's okay, I'll just take ten bucks for

19:24

my time or it nobody like they'd receive. It's.

19:27

Someone. Else So

19:29

amazing and I love is. Amazing

19:33

Those you oliver. That.

19:38

Sat without down or sent. Apparently

19:40

this is right after the Grammys

19:42

to which is interesting. Because

19:45

imagine being at the most like

19:47

prestigious. Or Assads.

19:50

In the world. And

19:52

then after you gotta go to like the lease procedures

19:54

event in the world. The light. Yeah,

19:58

matter and at. By the

20:01

place where like only like a small small percentage

20:03

of people ever get to go to because of

20:05

their a musical talent but after where they added

20:07

allah. Gotta

20:09

go stream with a gambling

20:12

addict who's also transfer back.

20:14

And. So.

20:16

That's my night. Ross Strings

20:18

it suffers from doing services

20:21

it. Yeah, I got zebra.

20:25

Ah fuck. Just

20:28

you guys wanna are actually met

20:30

effect or Dutch? Case

20:33

so like good is I don't. They

20:37

should apply a fortnight or something to That's a

20:39

weird thing about this. A globalist was a do

20:41

is read, chat and is walk and talk. Like

20:45

library card he. He

20:49

seems like the person who wouldn't is a do

20:51

that right? Like.

20:53

He so like. I'm

20:57

gonna work for but he's like the a cyber

20:59

like of he seems like he like the wind

21:01

and away right? So take. You.

21:04

Gotta get hand that man a controller. Have

21:06

been to controller as soon as you dance

21:09

right was get him a fortnight, get him

21:11

in a lobby or I'd. Say

21:15

this is where I think this is where

21:17

Eight in Roswell. Yellow

21:20

Given the new. He

21:25

can also did a little giggle is

21:27

hilarious. He. Knew.

21:32

Favorite. I knew exactly what he was gonna

21:34

do as soon as he as soon as

21:36

Hayden rise to the money I love without

21:38

going amount of money here Last one I

21:40

wanted him. To ruff. Ruff

21:47

since so that's on like

21:49

a million dollars I think

21:52

intense carefully because of know

21:54

how that affects. So now

21:56

like. Any

21:59

I. I think any savvy business person

22:02

would be like, okay, I

22:04

was supposed to be here for an hour to make two million

22:07

dollars, and now I've

22:09

only been here for five minutes. Not even, I've been

22:11

here for two minutes and I've made one million dollars.

22:13

So I could leave right

22:15

now and still make

22:18

it in time for the fucking, for

22:20

the Grammys after party where all my actual friends

22:22

are. Can

22:25

you blame the guy? I don't think so. I

22:29

can't blame the guy. Shh, yeah,

22:31

nah, that's... You wanna take a seat?

22:36

And dude, of course everyone, of

22:39

course the person in Playboy

22:41

Carti's posse is wearing those

22:43

sunglasses. You're never

22:45

gonna see someone in a Playboy

22:47

Carti camp wearing just like

22:49

jeans and a T-shirt. I

22:52

love it. I love it. I'm

22:55

in the room. Okay. I'm

23:01

like, fine, not... How

23:04

tall are you? You're comparing height right now. Six-two.

23:08

Really? I'm not that

23:10

tall. I don't know. I don't

23:12

know. Wait, can I see what you're talking about? Can they giggle

23:14

a little bit? This

23:18

is so quick. I

23:20

like the mask, bro. What kind of mask is

23:22

that? Other

23:25

shoes too. Just ignoring him. Just

23:28

fully ignoring him, dude. What

23:31

kind of mask is that? Shut the fuck up.

23:33

Show him my boots, man. Okay, so it's... We

23:37

could watch this whole thing, but... It

23:42

goes only for like another like 20 seconds, I think. Nice. All

23:46

right, well, Chad, look, if you guys got conscious, you

23:49

don't gotta be too long. Let

23:52

me know. You

23:54

let me know right now. I really do appreciate you coming though, for

23:56

real. I know you don't have to be like this any more often

23:58

than you do. Thank you. They were didn't

24:00

know you love you like okay. Are

24:03

nice Our societies are I get So this

24:05

is the I that the point where I

24:07

think labour party that is essentially theory says

24:09

on the whole he he does the time

24:11

he like addresses the chair of you. Talk

24:17

of with love. Love Love

24:19

you like is so most

24:21

evident. When

24:24

it's on for music. Sent

24:26

you a to rouse to hospitality.

24:32

His employer in that yeah I

24:34

you know goodbyes with seems. Just

24:40

saying exactly why he was there. As

24:42

important, we have good bonds with the

24:44

streamers. You to be

24:47

honest, I've only really here because you know

24:49

he has Skyn to do. Pray it's gonna

24:51

do a lot migrants. Ah,

24:57

aside, a whole found a kid. Would

25:01

give up with it. Also I don't or yeah

25:03

don't know what it is like and I think

25:05

I feel like. Musicians.

25:07

And. Ah, You.

25:10

Know rappers, Actors like

25:13

actual like celebrities. Like

25:17

I hate that it dies. Like I hate the part

25:19

of my brain that does this by. Like when I

25:21

see. To

25:23

rate streaming or twenty more Savage on

25:26

a stream of my skin on. Don't

25:28

stoop down to their level. Those stoop

25:31

down are flocking level. did. Your.

25:33

Like an actual. Talented

25:35

celebrity musician. We do and and

25:37

I'd hosts. I know it's stupid

25:39

at the Dante because I was

25:41

having fun, but like my dumb

25:43

caveman brain, it's like come on.

25:46

Down and a little more. You

25:51

play games, shit events and of

25:54

a tiered. For.

25:57

mages you got games on your found

26:00

by Aiden Ross dude also you had

26:02

if you're gonna give a million dollars

26:04

in cash to someone just

26:08

maybe use a little bit of that money

26:10

for one more light in your fucking streaming

26:12

setup dude it's

26:15

the darkest room I've ever seen they're in

26:17

like a pitch black room I can't

26:21

fucking see what's going on he

26:25

wants all the fun hey

26:29

it's so great dude could

26:31

you ask people to follow me on kick follow

26:35

Aiden follow Aiden please

26:39

thank you thank you so much

26:41

oh my god KW

26:47

to follow me please

26:49

play by cardi in

26:51

New York I'm a Lee Rock follow Aiden Ross

26:53

bro why do

26:56

you guys think it's not him it's obviously him bro all

26:59

right rolling it's obviously him well

27:06

I'm coming along good excited for

27:08

it okay talking

27:10

with the album yeah

27:15

I don't I mean okay spoiler alert playboy

27:17

cardi fucking leaves after six minutes

27:25

on stream which I get it if I would

27:27

like this isn't fun for a guy right I

27:29

know you're very busy you're locked on the music

27:31

and stuff so how was

27:36

your day today would you do yeah

27:45

thank you so much dude

27:50

Aiden Ross asked him how his day was he

27:52

laughed and looked at his friend and he went all right

27:54

I'm out to the studio 24

27:57

music Well,

28:04

okay, so then he leaves. Do

28:15

it. So yeah, obviously people were saying

28:17

he scammed Aiden Ross and stuff.

28:19

He was supposed to be there for two million dollars.

28:21

He was supposed to be there for the whole hour,

28:23

dude. Call me crazy. How

28:25

about this? Aiden Ross is a

28:28

fucking idiot and Playboar

28:30

Carti did exactly what anyone with

28:33

more than two

28:37

brain cells would have done, okay? Did

28:40

he just gave him up a million dollars

28:42

in cash? Don't give him that

28:45

until the work is done. You paid him up

28:47

front. I'm

28:53

sure there was some sort of contract signed, but

28:55

like, dude,

28:58

I just, I mean, you could make

29:00

the argument that he was fucked up, but like, I, um,

29:03

I hated him Ross, so if he's

29:06

gonna lose money, that's awesome. Okay.

29:12

Um, alright,

29:15

what else should we fucking talk

29:17

about, dude? Do

29:21

I have time? I gotta talk about one more

29:23

thing and then we could do the, and then

29:26

we'll go through the quick advice segment. So,

29:31

this next topic, it sucks. I mean,

29:33

we've, it's

29:35

a little old news now. I think all this shit

29:37

is kinda old news now, but, um, we,

29:40

uh, we gotta talk about it, okay? Because I've talked

29:43

about Ben Shapiro on this podcast a lot. Um,

29:45

you know, his, his, uh, his,

29:50

his wet vagina comments, right? His

29:52

Home Depot bit that he did.

29:56

Um, but

29:58

apparently he's a, he's a rapper. for now

30:01

he raps he put out

30:03

a rap song with fucking God was his name Tom

30:07

McDonald dude

30:16

I can't fucking like

30:19

look at these guys look

30:23

at what these fucking guys

30:25

look like he's wearing a hoodie that

30:28

says facts don't care about your feelings

30:30

and then Tom McDonald's wearing a hoodie

30:33

that says I don't care if I offend you which is

30:36

just so like played out and

30:39

so cringe like people are doing this in like 2016 it

30:43

really goes show you man conservatives they literally have one

30:45

thing they have one joke that they do and they

30:48

beat it like a fucking

30:50

dead horse but for some

30:52

reason Tom McDonald and I'll

30:55

say it he's he's he's

30:57

good at people getting people to click on

30:59

his his fucking videos because a rap song

31:01

adventure Piro is crazy

31:04

dude this

31:08

is the most unlikely duo not really

31:10

that's pretty likely but what the fuck

31:12

these people should never be collaborating on

31:14

anything it's

31:18

like in high school when like there was really smart kid

31:20

gets paired up with the fucking literal

31:23

psychopath and then they just spend too much

31:25

time together and he starts like smoking into

31:27

something like weed and stuff and you're like

31:29

he's you know come on man but

31:33

in this case you don't feel bad for the kid because

31:35

the kid is Ben Shapiro so it's not really the same

31:37

I guess but I don't want to play a song because

31:39

I'm trying to I'm trying to make some

31:41

I'm trying to stack bread all right I'm trying

31:43

to I don't want to get this claimed so

31:46

we'll just read the lyrics okay so

31:52

verse one Tom McDonald they call

31:54

me offensive controversial there's only two

31:56

genders boys and girls they

31:59

can't cancel my message because I'm the biggest

32:01

independent rapper in the whole freaking world

32:03

dude. It's

32:10

so funny. It is so

32:12

unironically funny to be like I don't I

32:14

don't give up. I don't care what I

32:16

don't care if you're getting offended to everything

32:18

I say. I'll say the craziest stuff you

32:20

could ever imagine and then to say freaking

32:22

instead of fucking that's insane. That's really funny.

32:27

Excuse me. Claim that I'm racist. Yep. Alright.

32:31

Crazy. Crazy line. Yeah. Alright.

32:35

I'll agree. Okay. Sorry

32:42

for that little interruption guys. They're

32:47

trying to kick me out of the hotel room

32:49

but Squatter's rights. I'm staying here for the

32:51

rest of my life. Okay back to

32:53

the lyrics. If

32:56

every Caucasian's a bigot I guess

32:58

every Muslim's a terrorist. Every liberal

33:00

is right. Okay. God.

33:04

I don't I don't

33:07

think people say every every Caucasian's a

33:09

bigot. I think they say that you

33:11

are you're one Tom McDonald. I

33:15

don't want to talk to folks who don't get it. Go

33:17

woke. Go broke. No hope.

33:20

It's pathetic. Pro-choice. Pro-nouns.

33:23

Pro-love. Pro-progressives. But

33:27

you ain't pro-gun. I want

33:29

to protect it. Dude.

33:36

That's so crazy. You

33:39

guys are pro-choice and pronouns. Also

33:42

it's not okay. That's

33:46

super funny to think that they're also like they don't

33:48

fully understand what pronouns are.

33:51

They're saying like they're pronoun. Shut

33:56

the fuck up with these person plays or

33:58

things. Okay.

34:02

Okay, where the American

34:04

flags at? Remember when people would hang those?

34:06

They've been taken down. They all been replaced

34:08

with BLM flags or a rainbow. Not true

34:13

at all. Actually, the most

34:15

untrue thing I've ever read

34:18

because I'm in America right now and

34:20

I've only seen American flags. So, okay,

34:24

pre-chorus, this ain't

34:27

rap, this ain't money, cars, and clothes. We

34:29

ain't selling drugs, we ain't gonna overdose, we

34:31

ain't pushing guns. Ain't

34:35

promoting stripper pull. Yo, what?

34:38

How the fuck in

34:41

the verse he's gonna go you're not

34:43

pro-gun though and then in the

34:45

pre-chorus he's like we're not

34:47

pushing guns. Yes you are. You're

34:50

literally doing that. Ain't

34:54

promoting stripper pulls, okay? We

34:56

won't turn your sons into thugs or your

34:59

daughters into hoes. Jesus Christ,

35:01

man. Okay,

35:05

let's check out the, okay, now we're in the

35:07

chorus by Paul McDonald. I don't

35:11

care if I offend you, I was put

35:13

here to upset you. You can cry and

35:15

you can scream, you can riot in the

35:17

streets. You defunded the police. Now there's no

35:19

one to protect you. Like literally not

35:22

true. There's

35:24

so many cops all the time everywhere, dude.

35:28

I hope I offend you.

35:30

I ask myself what would

35:32

Ben do? That's something you

35:35

should never ask yourself, is what would

35:37

Ben Shapiro do? Let's

35:39

just keep it real. Facts don't care how you feel,

35:42

man. If you want my pronouns, I'm the man who

35:45

don't respect you. Okay. And

35:50

now we got Ben Shapiro's verse. I

35:52

don't know if he wrote this, I highly doubt it, because I don't

35:54

even know if he knows what a rhyme is or a rhythm. Hearing

36:01

it, I've heard it already, and it's like

36:03

exactly how you think Ben Shapiro raps. I

36:05

like that he's not like switching his voice around, that's like the

36:07

one okay thing I have to say about it, because it's just

36:09

like, I'm gonna rap, I'm gonna rap, um,

36:11

I'm gonna rap, um,

36:13

I'm gonna rap.

36:16

Let's look at the stats, I've got the

36:18

facts, my money like Lizzo, my pockets are

36:21

fat. Nice, good. Nice

36:24

fatphobic joke right off rip, way to

36:26

go Ben. Um,

36:29

also, it's crazy for a guy that

36:31

looks like Ben Shapiro to be body shaming. I'll

36:34

say that. You

36:42

know. He um, yeah

36:46

that is not someone that you would aspire to look like

36:48

I think. He

36:51

looks like a weird like rock that

36:53

you find in like a, one of those rock,

36:55

like a beach that's just rocks, and

36:57

you're like, it looks like he would

36:59

hurt to step on his face, you know. Um,

37:03

homie, okay, homie I'm epic.

37:08

Don't be a wap. No

37:16

wap, like wet ass

37:18

pussy. Yeah

37:20

sorry, I should clarify, that's wap like

37:22

not the offensive term for Italians, the

37:25

uh, that's wet ass pussy. I think

37:27

that, uh, don't be a wet ass pussy, alright, cause

37:29

he doesn't like those. He

37:31

has clearly stated before that he is confused

37:33

by wet ass pussies, but.

37:36

Uh, dog it's a Yamaka homie,

37:38

no cap. Look

37:41

at the graphs, look at my

37:44

charts, you're blowing money on strippers

37:46

and cars, you're going to prison,

37:48

I'm on television. Dogs,

37:51

no one knows who you are. Keep

37:54

hating on me on the internet. I

37:57

will, that's what I'm doing. My

37:59

comments. section all woke Karens and

38:02

I make racks off compound interest y'all

38:04

live with your parents Mickey

38:07

take some notes I just did this for

38:09

fun all my people download

38:11

this let's get a billboard number one

38:13

okay dude that's just fucking pandering

38:16

dude at the end that's the same as Aiden

38:18

Ross being like playboy can you tell him to

38:20

follow me tell him tell him to follow me

38:26

oh man I mean I

38:35

don't want this to happen but it would be genuinely

38:37

hilarious if he did a complete switch like he enjoyed

38:39

that so much that he just raps now then

38:43

Shapiro the rapper doing

38:52

it this track on like fucking Tucker Carlson

38:54

and shit your

39:00

facts don't care my effect your facts

39:02

don't care about your feelings okay he

39:09

gets invited on the Aiden Ross's stream and he

39:12

shows up enough fucking Batman

39:14

outfit Rob like Rob

39:16

takes the million dollars that he was

39:18

given and leaves those

39:22

the two spectrums those

39:24

it both ends the spectrum of rappers is

39:26

Ben Shapiro and then playboy cardi someone who's

39:28

like like

39:32

transcends fucking like

39:36

the most famous fucking dude ever and then political

39:39

commentator did oh my god

39:41

we know

39:47

that's I feel like that's the way that we should be

39:49

judging the next president

39:51

like don't do these debates anymore make them do

39:53

fucking rap battles bar

39:56

for bar right who's got the best eight

39:58

bars spit right now dude it

40:01

doesn't even have to be about like your policy like it just

40:03

you have to be like you just gotta come with the

40:06

punchlines right? that'd be

40:08

sick sorry little kids

40:11

but I'm gonna kill a clown today I

40:14

could say bullets are gonna surprise vote

40:17

for me for president that's all right um

40:20

what do we have 40 something okay let's do

40:23

a quick advice segment this is um if

40:25

you guys missed it we're sort of

40:27

revamping the advice segment it's more so

40:31

silly uh predicament

40:34

slash you know maybe

40:36

arguments or just weird shit that

40:38

goes on because uh the advice

40:40

segment it's sort of just every

40:43

week was just emails from people being like I'm in high

40:45

school I don't know what to do afterwards and I go

40:47

fucking I don't know I don't know figure it out if

40:49

they don't I don't know what to say so

40:52

we're getting a lot sillier over here so if you

40:54

got silly stuff to to you know

40:56

you need someone to weigh in on send

40:59

it over here um

41:01

I might need to change the name of the segment because

41:03

I really advice but we'll figure it out okay hey Curtis

41:05

I'm a senior in high school and ever since I was

41:07

really young I've hated 21 pilots

41:09

the band not just I've

41:12

hated exactly 21 pilots uh

41:14

they're the worst but the issue is I thought

41:16

21 pilots was follow-up boy which

41:18

is fucking crazy I don't know how the hell

41:21

you do that um

41:24

and one of my best friends loves follow-up boy

41:26

and I was hating on a key component of

41:28

their childhood I didn't realize I made the mental

41:30

mix up until a few weeks ago and I

41:32

just continued saying I hated follow boy when in

41:34

reality I didn't like 21 pilots did you just

41:36

not fucking look it up ever the

41:39

hell how do you confuse it too and

41:44

as a follow boy is such a wildly

41:46

more popular band than 21 pilots no

41:48

one's ever heard sugar we're going down and it's like get

41:51

this 21 piles up I

41:55

actually really like follow boy should I keep up the

41:57

bit and continue telling my friend I don't like follow

41:59

boy Or should I come clean about the mix

42:01

up? I feel like it can be embarrassing to admit I thought

42:03

21 Pilots was a follow up boy. Um,

42:06

okay, well you're right about that. It is super

42:08

embarrassing. You should be embarrassed. But

42:11

I think you just gotta bite

42:13

the bullet, you know? Um,

42:18

you just gotta come clean and

42:21

tell them that you were wrong and that you

42:23

thought follow up boy was 21 Pilots

42:25

somehow. I mean,

42:29

I think they're under the same record label. But

42:33

that shouldn't matter at all. Um,

42:40

so that's my advice. Look

42:42

up the band before you talk shit about them

42:44

and then tell your friend. Um, okay.

42:48

Okay, this next one is, Before

42:50

meeting my current boyfriend, I had

42:53

never heard the word malarkey. When

42:56

we first started dating, he said it off-handedly

42:58

and I was so confused when I... Oh,

43:01

and was so confused when I started laughing at

43:03

him. It has since

43:05

become an argumentative inside joke that I think malarkey

43:07

is not a word. He just made it up.

43:10

We bicker about it all the time, so

43:13

much so that other people have joined in on it.

43:17

My two friends are on his side, agreeing that it's

43:19

a word, but me and my family all agree it's

43:21

not a word. He looked it up on Merriam Webster

43:23

last night and is pinning his argument on the fact

43:25

that it's in the dictionary. We

43:28

also talked about how it supposedly develops in

43:30

America in the 1920s along with words like

43:32

tomfoolery, shenanigans, etc. The other

43:34

ones make sense as words, but malarkey is

43:36

not. What do you think? Is malarkey

43:38

a word? What makes it or doesn't make it a word?

43:40

Do you say it? Okay,

43:43

that is a bunch of malarkey.

43:46

Alright, that is a word. It's

43:49

also wild for you to argue about it that

43:51

much. Wake

43:53

up every morning, seething, being like malarkey

43:56

isn't real. And how are

43:58

you going to draw the line? How are you

44:01

gonna be okay with tomfoolery and shenanigans? But

44:03

the second someone says malarkey, you freak the

44:05

hell out. Those are the exact same. None

44:07

of them should be words. And they all sorta mean the

44:09

same thing. Right?

44:13

Like no one's ever like, man, last

44:15

night was full of tomfoolery. And

44:18

then the other person would be like, actually, I think it was

44:20

more malarkey. It was giving

44:22

malarkey. It's

44:24

shenanigans coded. Um,

44:27

and no, you know, who's to say what

44:29

makes something a word, but I

44:31

think it's fair to say if something's in the

44:33

fucking dictionary, then it can be classified as a

44:35

word. So

44:40

you know what? I am team malarkey

44:43

is a word. I

44:45

think malarkey's a word, so you're, I'm sorry.

44:50

I'm sorry for doing this, but I'm taking the side. I'm

44:52

taking the guy's side. I'm taking the man's side on this

44:54

one. You

44:56

know, maybe malarkey's is for the boys. Maybe

45:01

that's it. So leave

45:03

a comment below. Let me know if you are, if you think

45:05

malarkey is a word and we'll get a good, um, we'll

45:10

get a good census going. Uh,

45:13

I'll tell you what is malarkey is that freaking

45:15

Ben Shapiro song. All right. Uh, okay. Well, what

45:17

are we at? Like 40 something? We'll probably wrap

45:19

it up. Thank you so much

45:21

for tuning into this very special episode

45:23

of a very, really good broadcasted from the

45:26

back rooms. I hope you enjoyed it. Um,

45:30

I'll be back to a normal schedule on the podcast.

45:32

Fucking one day. I don't know, but we got big

45:34

stuff coming. I always say that, but I promise. Thank

45:37

you so much for watching. Enjoy the

45:39

rest of your week. Take care. Like

45:42

the video, comment, subscribe, join the Patreon and

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I'll see you later. Bye.

46:30

you