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higher, oh wait, don't tell me.
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This. Is that Christian's from Chicago,
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Illinois, hey Chris Jones, from Chicago,
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Illinois, I know a Chris Jones, who are reviews
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drama, but that's not you, it sounds like it
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not be no. No, no, not really thing
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gets you get free theater tickets if you want to run that
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scam, what do you do here I am
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a professional hypnotist, you are none?
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Of. them i hit it out of money
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and they do college high school shows
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and work with them professionally wow
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how does one find oneself find that line of
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work are you are son of a hypnotist new
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just in the family business know business
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taught myself hypnosis in my free time in grad
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school i picked a very easy major
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recreation study And
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I live in. Your than regular at my pieces on
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hypnosis recreation studies,
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yes, oh, wow you gotten a professor
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Johnson seminar and kicking back
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while you like gun?
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Well it is a joy to talk to you Chris
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although I'm little nervous but,
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anyway let's see what happens let me introduce
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you Crystal Our panel this week first other comedian
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and host of Be Breaking Bread with Tom Papa
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Podcast It's Tom Papa. next
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her new book is tell everyone on
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this train i love them it's made higgins
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I I. miss
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Hey the comedian you can hear July fourth weekend
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at flappers Comedy Club in Burbank,
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California, it's Alonzo Vote and
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Hello, Regulations
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and Make Him At Recreational Theory
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Degree Work Thank. you chris
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are going to play who's bill this tae bo curtis this going to read
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your three quotations from the week's news
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if you can correctly identify or explain to
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them you will win our prize any voice or marsha
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you may choose your voicemail ready to go I'm
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ready or right here. This your
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first call.
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We have detected know emanations that
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would suggest it's anything non
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terrestrial in origin that.
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was an official testifying at a very real congressional
3:15
hearing looking into what
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Identified flying objects.
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Yes or UFOs UFO,
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humans and half century week. There. Was
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it lot new information. We just confirm
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with the military film of objects
3:30
in the sky. It cannot explain and
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that Mitch McConnell is tiny
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alien steering, flesh suit.
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Now, the
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public hearing was an attempt to show they're
3:41
not hiding anything. So right after they said,
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there's no evidence of any alien. Visitors.
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They adjourned into closed session and we have no
3:48
idea what happened in there. Seriously.
3:50
It's little weird to get to the closed session. They
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all use the transporter beam. It's
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lot when your parents and your talking
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with the
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And they are having a discussion about
4:02
Disney and the kids get excited. And
4:04
then you and your wife, go in the room and then
4:06
like we are not going to Disney you
4:12
and your wife. Go to Disney, the
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most believable UFO story
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is
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that they came and they looked around and
4:22
said, nope. And
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less like
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when you go to use the toilet in the starbucks
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like, actually I can hold that thought and what's worse
4:31
is when they got back to their. Plan at the pool like
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what happened, you went to Earth are like, oh, no nothing, nothing
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just forget about that kind of by my wallet, the
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big surprise though the hearing. Was when committee member Matt
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Gates noted apropos really have nothing
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that if his girlfriend lived on Mercury
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she technically be twenty four years
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old yeah
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this? whole thing goes back to disneyworld
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oh yeah
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alternately yes yeah
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all right chris here chris your next quote
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It's time for dark mega
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to take command.
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That was soon to be former Congressman medicine costs
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or and reacting with his usual grace to his loss
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in this week's what.
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Then. Of first election
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general election year will know the first election
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is also called the primary elections
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"yes, I know", he says, he says, "he says,
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he says and amongst big losers medicine
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costs are in and we mean big loser in the election
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sense not the usual sense when talking about medicine
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costs or and ah once of course
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Republican rising republican star costs are
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and lost of support of the establishment o press establishment
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after telling the press that senior republicans
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had cocaine field orgies and
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they turned on him because he snitches
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get primary i
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think about him every time i'm going through the
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airport security you know how he does constantly
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bring constantly gun with him disgusting
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him am sam all the time the
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just said he had he just didn't know it
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really tears me up because that's like annoying
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you know going through security by moses like he has
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Remember what he did that more on,
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like a repeat of repeatedly
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the time.
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Like a little garden top that have further than
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they were to see like mad at them at.
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as an added benefit of the
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republican senate primary in pennsylvania
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was actually too close too call with call recount needed
6:16
to determine if dr oz to
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go on to represent people of pennsylvania in the
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senate or else he'll just have to go home
6:23
Who, new jersey? And.
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Out the Democrats elected John sediment
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as their Senate nominee, he's the current lieutenant governor
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and also the answer to the question: what if seven
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foot tall bullet could talk shout?
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, up in a Democratic strategists
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are they worry that Fetterman, who is this enormous
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guy who walks around and camel shorts
6:43
and t shirts and he's tattooed
6:45
up and. Down his arms and is gutters be good teeth, they
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think is too outlandish a to
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appeal to the broader electorate, meanwhile over
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in the governor's race, the Republicans nominated
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an. Actual rabbit but
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it's great thing about fetterman and
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before work Newspaper. He
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looks like a republican. I
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mean when you put on camo shorts
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and a hoodie and you campaign
7:07
out there who look like
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republic. They won't know. They'll just check
7:12
next to his name. It's pretty strategy.
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He doesn't look like republican. He
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doesn't look like Democrat. He looks like
7:19
biker in bar with thinks they're all
7:21
Crooks. I and that is look, you know, which
7:23
may be fine. I'm not
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friend. I said, he was actually just wearing like a sleeve
7:27
of tattoos, you know, like the ones you lot
7:29
from Claire's accessories and he's
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one
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of the we're What are the weirdest results
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this week in Indiana, man,
7:41
who is in jail? For murder one,
7:43
a g GOP, Primary for a local office, and
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then I'm, we're not going to judge, but maybe you should run
7:48
for office. If
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your plans for attending your inauguration, if you
7:51
win involve a large poster of
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Rita Hayworth, yeah.
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Yeah, and they say that men can't multitask
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look at him.
8:00
Hypocrite appealing, as in every
8:02
sense of the word success. all
8:05
right here chris is your last quote
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them having a kid is expensive
8:11
knows somebody on twitter who presumably as
8:13
mother or father talking about how the price
8:15
of what summer activity has skyrocketed this
8:17
year Summer activity.
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Oh, can I get a hint? Well,
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you can't play Capture the Flag. You just have to
8:24
borrow it. It's too expensive. It rhymes with.
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can I tell them as ensure may have gone? Look
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how me the answer may,
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did you ever had form yet it's can't?
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even have been hypnotized acidity so
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hypnotized guess now moves
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has given you that very subtle hints do you have the
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answer Is it can't
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you do here, here?
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is more expensive than ever to get rid of
8:58
your kids for the summer this year but of course
9:00
it's still worth it's It's
9:02
weird. The summer camps
9:04
are expensive, to they don't seem like places built
9:07
by people with a lot of money. Welcome
9:09
to your house: sixteen people sleep and this one
9:11
room and the windows or to screens.
9:13
I'm not for you, though, are they saying wasn't
9:16
always expensive? When
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I was a child by my parrot that's what my
9:20
parents told me when my friends and I were playing
9:22
in a drain pipe for the summer rain
9:24
but what? happens if you can afford
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the can
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But you can't afford the gas to drive
9:30
your syndicate or.
9:33
the treatment for lyme disease when they come home
9:35
exact distance bill how to chris do
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chris when chris give you the score you will wake up
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at the last number one and two thousand
9:42
and three like out of the topic
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at the mets elation you what i
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think every saturday with your all have
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for years and prefer you are keeping on an
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underground
9:52
Thank you. I hope to get out and see if one of your
9:54
hypnosis shows. thank God they carry
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out banking five day care.
10:00
Right? Panel this time
10:02
for you to answer some questions about this week's news,
10:04
Thomas, I'm sure you know, Kingsland, Arkansas
10:07
is the birthplace of Johnny Cash, sure
10:09
and of their Water Tower. Naturally, features
10:11
a painting of Cache's silhouette facing
10:14
the viewer, been other water tower,
10:16
has been damaged by vandal who did
10:18
what.
10:19
Who painted a smiley
10:22
face on the shadow now? The
10:24
van gogh.
10:26
lol, give me another, the silhouette of Johnny Cash
10:28
is in his classic pose as his
10:30
legs site with slightly spread, his guitar
10:32
held high, you know? Right
10:35
now, a water tower, somebody did exactly
10:37
what. Then.
10:39
Druid he'd's s and then punctured a whole, so
10:41
it looked like he was paying.
10:43
You are almost exactly wrong
10:46
somebody, who likes
10:49
his exact spot in. the crotch and
10:51
let me tell you with the subsequent leak
10:53
it really looks like the man in black is
10:55
peeing on his birthplace and literally
10:58
number of taking and leak
11:00
that's right Somebody shot a man
11:03
and kindle and just to watch him p
11:05
assists the set up a fight
11:07
over that would be back could be what
11:09
tip the tipping point. They.
11:11
They start gun control in Arkansas,
11:13
and, oh no, you don't assume Johnson, you
11:16
don't, to John now, businesses
11:18
as doubt that is, this whole thing is bad for lot of. Reasons:
11:20
The town just spent two hundred thousand dollars
11:22
to improve paint the water tower, not to mention
11:24
the town's water supplies know leaking out on the ground,
11:27
but this terrible act. Of vandalism is also
11:29
we should stress really funny it's.
11:32
ss and i mean is this
11:34
whole thing terrific years a terrible i have to say
11:37
it walk the line The other.
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Bowden some pop up and. Maim
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tell me. through this
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is sarah from charlottesville virginia
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hey how are things in charlottesville sir
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What away if it's a great time of
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year, I love being warm.
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It's a good thing: Spring in Virginia is lovely
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saying, "What do you do their in Charlottesville?"
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I am work at the University of Virginia
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Women Center my job. Iran
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a mentoring program, oh, cool, okay
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you mentoring women?
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Wow and you're trying to keep trying to keep them hopeful
13:43
you're trying to like give them strength to go on I
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hope the. bigger Well,
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welcome to the show Sarah, you're gonna play the game
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in which you have to tell truth from fiction. Il
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one. This aristotle. Say
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cheese. Not
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a lot changes in the world of cheese American
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cheese is always square breeze, always
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soft, Swiss always refuses to involve
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itself, an armed conflicts between other jesus
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but this week we heard finally. Something
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new in the world of She's on our panelists
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are going to tell you about it, pick the one who's telling the truth
14:16
you will win the voice of your choice on your voicemail,
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are you ready to play?
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I. Am so ready, oh wow
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it is, he'so so record, let's do this first,
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let's hear from Alonzo Bowden Jeff
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Bezos is both the king of instant
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delivery and also owns whole. Foods
14:31
so naturally he's decided to combine
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the two so frustrated with
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the time it takes the age of Find
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sees his ass Amazon
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scientists to develop an instant
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sees why do. We have to screw
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around with it's so much he asked him why
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can't the cows just give seats?
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They tried to explain that cheese needs time
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to permit and that you add rent it for
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Mr. Beatles, cut them off, don't tell me about
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time, he yelled. I. Got everybody's
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food to them during the pandemic in an hour,
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you're bored after dinner fan not
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as a pool table in your living room, so
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the scientists that to work and. According
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to paper published this week, they came up
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with way to age that sees
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as the cow ages. Some
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may ask is cheese from an engineered
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cow genuinely or again. There's
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bigger question. It this process
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works and that cast becomes cow
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regularly producing blocks of cheddar.
15:27
Where will they come out of all best?
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In cheese grown in the cow
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from Jeff Bezo's, your next
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story of cheese change comes from made hagen.
15:37
What a time of miracles we
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live in.
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That of the quote from you guessed
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it, Bree not realize, and
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not Alison brie just simply.
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Do you? armored cars
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and linguists got together to make and
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excitingly sentence new milk
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product they're calling chassis
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cheese the. subject matter
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depends on the variety rocket
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It it quite conservative as mature
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chatter offers advice on pensions
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and smoked gouda is as high
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as a case and very giggly
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many. charities is just talk of i say day
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in their lives some are proud of their
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heritage like the manchego
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try to said I'm from
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lunch or. It wasn't clear
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why the Montego spoken English with an
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accent instead of just in Spanish,
16:25
but not everything has to be clear,
16:27
it certainly quite difficult to make as a
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baby bell's first words. adorable
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little infant cheeses seem to be say.
16:36
Maybe I'm too, you might say.
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Charities is available now and all good
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butcher shops and hair salon. How
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he cheese, too?
16:44
Is that talks your last story
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of cheddar getting a better comes from? Hum
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pocket.
16:51
In recent years technology, he has changed
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everything from how we get to the airport to
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how we fight Coburn Night Team, now
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Texas solved one of mankind's greatest
17:00
problems trying to figure out what
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type of cheese we're eating.
17:06
Introducing, see them. Inspired
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by the popular music finding app, show
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them that helps users identify music,
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see them. It helps users identify
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cheeses beyond the usual descriptions
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such as witches, the smelliest.
17:21
While standing over a mind numbing charcuterie
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boards, users can take photo
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that will be compared against she's
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amp's database of nine thousand
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seizes, thanks to the app, mystery
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cheese ball thrown together by sketchy
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relative is mystery no board.
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The one catch is that she them.
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Currently only available in France.
17:44
Which means Americans will have to stick to what they know
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best. Individually wrapped slices
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of cheese food.
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All right here, that of your choices, which of these
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was the strange and unexpected advance
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in the cheese's world, wasn't from Alonzo
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Boat and instances from Jeff Bass. The grown
18:00
inside the cow and then delivered. them
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out for made chatty cheese, the
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cheese that talks, or from
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Tampa to them, the
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app that can a dentist fight any sees
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that you might come across which of these as real
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cheese innovation.
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I'm talking to you sounds terrifying,
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I. I'm going to hope it.
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Tom story about of them
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to them.
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You're going to go where he's a m g them
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shazam he's. going to going with
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shazam fun to say you're gonna
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go with tom story of cheese them well
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obviously We needed to
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speak. Then bring you the real story.
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The cheese monger.
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Then. Difference between one she is in the next
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can change, so all different cheeses
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that the sap is equal to determine
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our ones that are politically
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the fact that was cheese. Monger just
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windsor of Murray's These Caves in New
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York City, talking, of course, about that, she's an app I
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noted some skepticism, but
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nonetheless sorry got it right
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and for. The pomona is. it
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isn't business
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Essentially yeah thank you
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yeah
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Suzanne she's out there are none
19:12
you, want you to start saying that you just can't stop saying
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it shazam Sarah
19:16
thank you so much we're playing it. congrats you
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think your youtube take care bye
19:36
And. Now the game or uncool people ask cool
19:38
people questions, it's called not my job, I'm Mandy
19:41
Moore became a pop star at the age of fifteen
19:43
and made everybody dance then. She acted
19:45
and rom. com movies and Disney cartoons and
19:47
made everybody laugh, and for six seasons
19:50
she has starred in the network drama, "This
19:52
is us making everybody cry, we
19:54
assume" That with us she'll make everybody angry
19:56
because that's the only thing left to do,
19:59
Mandy Moore.
20:00
Welcome to wait wait, don't tell me why,
20:03
I see. if
20:05
you feel like you so much for joining us for
20:08
we heard
20:09
The great story about how you were discovered
20:12
as a singer, yes, going back
20:14
going back in this is in if I'm not mistaken Florida,
20:16
yes. In Orlando, where I grew up in.
20:20
We were told that you first work like got a
20:22
reputation as the young woman to go
20:24
to girl for this for the National Anthem
20:26
at holding events.
20:27
Yes. I do saw
20:30
a, young girl my age sing the National
20:32
Anthem", added Orlando Magic Game, and
20:34
just didn't even know this within the realm of possibility
20:37
so I. figured out with my
20:39
parents like how sense and have videotape
20:42
of myself reforming the national anthem
20:45
and got the call that got
20:48
the gig and I. Performed at the magic game
20:50
and then subsequently was asked by
20:52
every other sports team in that were land
20:55
to arena is it with call back of the day? the
20:57
roller hockey arena football
21:00
the ice hockey like ice just sort of
21:02
ran the gamut of like city national anthem
21:04
for every pc it's right or it's
21:06
theme that was in the arena there was fantastic
21:09
Did you have a particular twist on the national
21:11
anthem, did you witness or the sad way
21:13
or Sofie wound?
21:15
As a twelve year old you just get away
21:17
with doing really simple down the middle
21:19
version of the Capitol Hill on have an orphanage
21:22
played I had my oh really oh yeah
21:25
had. my go up there and i had my american
21:27
flag hair bell hair loved
21:30
it
21:30
The what? the story we
21:32
heard and i definitely want to confirm with you is
21:34
that It was a
21:36
fed ex delivery guy who
21:38
actually lived the spark that
21:41
led you among to too many wonderful places
21:43
and then sadly to hear so empty.
21:47
The gentleman lead mean shit to here where
21:49
we are facts I know this,
21:52
I've lived in the recording studio
21:54
in this tiny little studio. recording
21:57
demos on my own time on my own
22:00
The time that was hopeful to
22:02
eventually fend off the record label "Us" and
22:05
this lovely gentleman who work for Fedex
22:07
who also. Somehow had
22:09
a friend of friend of friend of friend somehow
22:11
up the chain The with the head of
22:13
A and are at epic records the New York
22:17
and, sent this demo unbeknownst
22:19
to me off to this and
22:21
our head and
22:23
The audition for him and sang a song "Lies
22:25
and Had Meeting", and remember the funny felt
22:28
like I just started my freshman
22:30
year of high school and my homecoming football
22:32
game was that night, and just remember colleague
22:34
looking at my watch like heart. Much longer exist in
22:37
my. friends in the football game so you became
22:40
with your record contracts the age of fifteen
22:42
right yeah it's yeah genuine teenage
22:45
pop star That's something you had wanted
22:47
to be. was a musical theater
22:50
nerd, I love that midler like I've
22:52
wanted to be on Broadway if could. very
22:55
much new one sort of got my foot
22:57
in the do have helped if. i if
22:59
find anybody success in this realm
23:01
this would love to try my hand at skiing
23:04
and doing and whole bunch of other thing
23:06
by a with passionate about passionate well
23:08
just because i had like that he or background
23:11
Speaking of which ah this is
23:13
us the as I'm not mistaken
23:15
that the final episode is about to be
23:18
broadcast Lost Sons is day
23:20
yes sir I'm now for.
23:23
those who haven't seen it and it apologize if they're anybody
23:25
in america where hasn't yet Can
23:27
you briefly describe it?
23:30
"A guy that are now a bad idea,
23:32
but as it is an ensemble
23:34
family drama tells the story of
23:36
family" "Across time,
23:38
that past present and the even
23:40
looking towards the future and" I.
23:43
Have the good fortune of playing the matriarch
23:45
of the family and I'm the only actor
23:48
on good theory is that gets he puts
23:50
trade the same character in every time. Line
23:53
like it might work with babies and
23:56
toddlers and teenagers, and
23:58
then be adult version of nature. Then who had
24:00
real life for actually older than me I
24:02
go running or three more,
24:04
hours of prosthetics make up the.
24:07
kids to look like i'm in my mid seventies
24:09
and at the end of the series in the future of my
24:11
mid eighties
24:12
I. Saw I saw a photo of you swim
24:15
in like is that old who's made I Googled
24:17
know many more one of the look at a picture of him anymore oldies
24:19
make. Up and like oh look at her with it's beautiful young
24:21
woman in the old age make up and, I'm like
24:24
that looks like my daughter. is
24:26
not I. Was like guys,
24:29
if realistic, you know, and serious
24:31
as little more mileage on that later about
24:33
this, but how is it to look at
24:35
yourself and we know? Would make up
24:38
technology is like these days these guys are geniuses,
24:40
what is it like to look at yourself transformed
24:42
into yourself many years down the
24:44
line?
24:45
Honestly, I do look in the mirror
24:47
when that make up as a lot, and unlike I
24:49
don't know white lotions and potions using
24:51
the. There are a.
24:53
seat want to do whatever
24:56
she that isis side of the decide to whatever
24:58
skincare routine like a fair to them because
25:01
she doesn't look good for her.
25:02
He. Looks pretty good I got Atari the someone
25:04
who is, beyond that age
25:07
I'm gonna tell you and so think it's
25:09
obviously you're of very well rounded person who
25:11
would. Welcome every year as it comes
25:13
and take rewards from it but someday when you're on my
25:15
age you will look in the mirror and go, man
25:17
wish this stuff. Till still came off at the
25:19
end of the, same way
25:23
minutes many as you just get some maxime
25:25
and rather not all comes on them,. are ah yes
25:28
i then am just going to assume since
25:30
you have been part of this extraordinarily successful
25:32
television show as dramatic actor or
25:34
the you're going to continue doing that
25:37
Not to yeah I don't have anything on the books
25:39
right now that I'm excited.
25:41
to figure out what's the name Job as
25:44
was pregnant with my son during the last
25:46
season and then went back to work with a month
25:48
old so I'm excited to take
25:51
little time off after the road and just be
25:53
mom for minute and figure out with fact.
25:56
Wow, so as was there moment then
25:58
when you were? Reducing.
26:00
This last season of this is U.S. where
26:02
you were in effect a pregnant
26:04
eighty year old woman. Why?
26:07
Yeah yeah. wow
26:09
allowing America and such as,
26:12
many pictures of me nursing
26:14
my son's you while i'm and via older age
26:16
prosthetics just You know, if ssssss
26:20
I did my memories, I'm so extreme
26:22
that narrows it down so intriguing
26:24
at so horrified might ever see them assist
26:27
assist. Then they're out there
26:29
on the internet, Peter, you can do that.
26:31
While many more it is so great
26:33
to finally talk to you in person a but
26:35
we haven't fact as to here to play game that
26:37
this time we're calling this.
26:40
is up You,
26:42
of course, you, of course, star
26:44
on this is us as we've been discussing, but what do
26:46
you know, but the same as snack
26:48
chip companies?
26:51
Answer to it or three questions correctly and you'll probably get
26:53
hungry, but you'll also win a prize for one of our contestants,
26:55
Bill, who is Mandy Moore playing for. Then
26:57
who quarter of Minneapolis, Minnesota?
27:00
I have a feeling that I'm gonna fail Andrew
27:03
I'm sorry in advance.
27:04
If anyone ever failed anything before so this
27:06
will be fun if it happens that and resume
27:09
all right so. what's his
27:11
logo The drawing of a girl
27:13
with Bob caught in boner hair reaching
27:15
into bag of chips but the logo had to be redesigned
27:18
in the nineteen Seventies Why A.
27:20
the daughter of the company's vice president thought the girl
27:22
was sticking her foot in the bag Thanks
27:25
to drug culture, they had to remove the letters t h
27:27
c for her dress, which stood for that
27:29
hearty crunch. Or see,
27:32
she had an uncanny resemblance
27:34
to squeaky fromme mood.
27:37
I'm gonna a A.
27:39
Hey yes the daughter of
27:41
the company's vice president thought the girl was sticking your foot
27:43
in the bag that is absolutely true congratulations
27:45
yes Miss.
27:49
the sort of reaching into the bag was drawn and sort of the
27:51
courage to ways of looks like it's her knee and
27:54
nobody wants foot in their bag of
27:56
chips or an appetizer get our at
27:58
your next question we all know us It's delicious
28:00
next potato chips and such, but some of them
28:02
do not sound delicious. Like
28:05
what particular US brand of pretzels,
28:08
regret souls which are fried enlarge and of
28:10
the white settlers. The mustard
28:12
on the outside pretzels, which are coated and. That's
28:14
to keep yellow mustard or see hard.
28:19
Barbara, tough one to ah, maybe
28:21
be the master gone.
28:23
It's not it's actually hard, sorry
28:25
us as hard as people out
28:27
there, really like those hard presence, the so
28:29
users last question and see if issue.
28:33
As. Is great, we love us gifts, but like all
28:35
chip companies, they you get a bag of them and
28:37
you open it and it's mostly air, but
28:40
that air in ship's bags. Can
28:42
be useful as in which of these cases,
28:44
scuba divers will carry chip bag
28:47
with them into the ocean for pops open, they know they've
28:49
gone too deep be. , from South
28:51
Korea once made a raft by
28:53
just tying whole bunch of unopened potato
28:55
chip bags together, or see scientists
28:57
were recently able to study air pollution levels
29:00
in the nineteen fifties using air trapped using air
29:02
really old us potato chip back
29:05
Then.
29:07
Questions or so much easier to answer when you're
29:09
listening in your car is. This is a minute.
29:13
I mean, see sounds a little silly and far
29:15
fetched I'm getting so.
29:18
The beer's. one
29:20
You didn't he.
29:23
Yeah. Phil, how
29:25
did many more do in our quest Xi the grade
29:27
she got to other three, isn't that means
29:30
in our game that's a
29:32
whim and the I'll take it
29:34
many? More, his show, "This Is Us", reaches
29:37
its series finale next week and she
29:39
has just embarked on her first music tour and
29:41
ten years tickets and info can be found
29:43
at. Mandy Moore, dot. com slash
29:45
too many more you are so delightful and we're so
29:47
grateful you chose to spend some of your time with us,
29:49
thank you so.
29:50
The right thing, for like
29:52
this is a huge bucket list traffic
29:55
Yeah you're. at the as
29:57
a fear when your father ah tian are so
29:59
thank you
30:00
They only care I, wonder if
30:02
she knows it doesn't take prosthetics for to make us look
30:04
like this a certified to no
30:06
no, no
30:09
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31:15
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31:22
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31:28
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31:35
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31:37
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31:39
eight nine two four by know panel though some
31:41
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31:44
prime minister boris johnson boris urging his
31:46
citizens to return to the office saying
31:48
that while working at home they're just too
31:50
distracted by what And,
31:53
oh, is that the sunny weather?
31:55
Now give a hint of. that them
31:57
it's them munster under the bed
32:01
He's the prime minister says
32:03
a smokescreen good as many as you spend
32:05
an awful lot of time walking to the kitchen hacking
32:08
off small piece of cheese and then forgetting what it
32:10
was you were doing unquote effect and.
32:13
he thinks that was everybody's doing so they have
32:16
to go back to the office now to be fair to him thanks
32:18
to breakfast Boris Johnson does have lot
32:20
of experience hacking small piece of something
32:22
off and not remembering why you did it. Oh,
32:25
my goodness.
32:26
But, you know, I'd love to laugh at him so harshly,
32:28
but I actually do that like did that right
32:31
before got a.
32:31
Call really. yeah
32:34
do exactly you know i'm it
32:35
True dairy ferry, so I went to the fridge,
32:38
took a some left over seas that we
32:40
had hot sauces coroner of us
32:42
and I ate it because hurried this area's really good
32:45
fear of voice.
32:46
Are you on the radio oh it's classic a
32:48
nice opera singers everybody is nothing
32:50
like slam an?
32:52
ethnic wonderful residents the cigarette and
32:55
radio that what wise choice
32:57
Alonso, in response to high demand
32:59
for office space over in the UK, you
33:01
can now rent a space to work
33:03
where. The would be in castle.
33:06
No, a, can you give me a hint, Peter,
33:09
I will give you a hint your desk is
33:11
in I'll five your desk and io five?
33:13
Oh in grocery store and restore
33:16
details and he,
33:18
has to is that is shared workspace
33:20
we work style to certain of their locations
33:23
and why shouldn't your office be grocery store
33:25
lot of them already have starbucks? but
33:27
now If you're offices
33:30
in grocery store won't you
33:32
still be distracted by cheese
33:34
suicide among your own, i urge
33:36
sundays section of their standards
33:39
more sees this food the productivity
33:41
in the uk is gonna fall off
33:44
tremendously again and with of worst
33:46
part is you're sitting there you know and a
33:48
some supper in the ghost or comes up
33:50
and asks do you work here and you're
33:52
like
33:56
Yeah. Yeah, if you call writing a screenplay.
33:58
Where it is?
34:00
colleen I would die, okay, did
34:02
you get his losses all for me the test? Tom,
34:05
there are almost two hundred different kinds of Barbie
34:07
dolls these days, including oh
34:09
superstar Barbie computer engineer
34:11
Barbie and now. The
34:14
what Barbie Pandemic Barbie
34:17
Know?
34:18
However comparable a lot on as
34:20
specific as like pro in little buying
34:22
success is, there an Irish
34:24
Bybee not an Irish Barbie Za they're not
34:26
going crazy say
34:28
we completely lost their mind. how we
34:31
have let me ask you this nice if there was an irish
34:33
barbie what would the irish barbie come
34:35
with
34:36
And some and low say
34:39
that, the fact that. i am
34:41
guess health care
34:44
I will give you will give you a hint of Tom thank
34:47
you out with this particular Barbie enlightenment
34:49
is not included but can be achieved, Ah.
34:52
A Barbie yoga teacher for a life coach
34:54
Barbie close enough I mean if you have
34:57
a baby who, reads
35:00
with me barbie Meditation
35:03
barbie oh by this age and or package
35:05
is like in the cross legged yoga pose she's didn't,
35:08
know this new doll has caused controversy
35:10
When Christian influence or quote, unquote
35:13
voiced concern that the doll was in fact
35:15
satanic. The lead children
35:17
to be quote possessed by demons now in
35:19
her defense this Barbie can turn her head
35:21
all the way around I.
35:24
like that oh yeah i figure of just someone being
35:26
left alone with her thoughts has gotta be filled
35:28
with say Yeah. Right
35:31
now, no mattel says, in contrast,
35:33
and I quote kids simply press
35:35
the button in Barbie doll's necklace
35:38
to activate one of five guided meditation
35:40
exercises that use light and sound.
35:42
Effects to inspire their own practice unquote
35:45
so look forward to your kid refusing to do chores
35:48
because it disturbs their aura. It
35:50
it.
35:57
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36:43
Tommy, hi, this is so be a great
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deal you calling from our way south jersey.
36:48
South Jersey I'm a Northern Jersey
36:50
person, so as far as I'm concerned you're at home
36:52
doesn't exist, successor, what
36:54
do you do there?
36:55
Oh, we look at how
36:57
do ya know of my grandson?
36:59
I do allow almost as much that this
37:01
was like I'm so where are you?
37:04
The you to have a Muskrat festival.
37:07
You'd go out into the swamp as you catch
37:09
the most girls and then you eat up.
37:12
You did out and from as the North
37:14
Jersey native, you just confirms in
37:16
an instant all of my stereotypes
37:18
about South Jersey.
37:21
Without without. swan right
37:24
You. Really do make it sound like a paradise on this
37:26
Earth as of the US is job as well
37:28
welcome to the show, sophia Bill, courtesy going
37:30
to reduce three news. Related limericks with the last
37:32
word or phrase missing from each of you can fill in that
37:34
last word or phrase correctly into the limericks will
37:36
be big winner you ready. To fly yet says
37:39
here we go his first limerick who's,
37:41
bowl and came from is immaterial
37:44
because children's demand
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is imperial, some
37:48
soggy old problems give this
37:50
milk gets. Big, yum it
37:52
is filled with the drugs
37:55
of old Then. The
37:57
real, yeah, is there anything that?
38:01
The goal of cinnamon toast crunch, while yes, of course
38:04
there is, but this week Swiss Miss and
38:06
cinnamon toast crunch joined forces to
38:08
make a hot drink the tastes like the milk
38:10
left in the bowl. Who's
38:12
bowl exactly don't worry about that,
38:14
just drink. Mm.
38:17
The hot prices strains I didn't
38:19
know that was the thing.
38:21
Right me neither for people are interested
38:23
this piping hot insult to all that is holy
38:25
and good will be available and jeweler epithet.
38:27
at any official name official the primary no way everybody
38:30
Then. People wanna know what the official name
38:33
of this product is, so they can purchase it as soon as
38:35
it is available, enhance Swiss
38:37
Miss cinnamon toast, crunch sin of
38:39
milk arms. , off the not
38:41
really does it really does they should just go with she's
38:43
an, effect
38:46
of such as. the here is
38:48
your next slimmer
38:50
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38:52
mess mode is, loose
38:54
close helped us deal with our
38:56
stress load. now fine
38:58
dining as bad The
39:00
suits that's not track. Many
39:03
restaurants now have A.
39:07
Cover it.
39:08
Dress code yeah I,
39:11
have this those are backers fine restaurants
39:13
over the pandemic everything up more casual but now
39:15
that everybody is pretending the pandemic
39:17
is over restaurants are done with
39:20
people wearing sweatpants it's sweatpants huge
39:22
bummer as he can't wear sweats where you
39:24
hide all the stolen silverware
39:27
Owners. Of the places he the changes needed
39:30
to bring in their class back to fine dining in
39:32
because focusing on a how uncomfortable your
39:34
tires is the only way to make forget. That you
39:36
just paid hundred and twenty dollars for seems
39:38
to be single broiled anchovy with the side
39:40
of something called aerated potato
39:42
foam.
39:45
Then. Restaurant industry completely bounce
39:48
back because they were talking about, you know,
39:50
how long the problems are having with staffing
39:52
and serve this that, and
39:54
now they're actually turning people away with.
39:56
As are not dress from, I know it's a
39:59
bit of flex.
40:00
Then you think about it they should be encouraging
40:02
us to wear sweatpants was so I see that's an elastic
40:04
waistband so know you have room for dessert
40:07
assets and yet here.
40:09
sophia is your last
40:12
limit
40:12
There's Pope Francis, a spirit
40:15
based healer. The pain
40:17
in my knee is squeal of.
40:19
But I won't be in from cause
40:22
swallow the worm. just
40:24
need a quick shot down. You're
40:27
yes, Tequila. No more. Her
40:30
her. Muttering. As,
40:33
the Zephyr is an older man has been still suffering from strained
40:36
ligaments in his right knee and he was tooling around St
40:38
Peter's Square in of Will Put Mobile. And
40:40
he stopped talk with some Mexican seminary
40:42
student, and the said, "You know what I need for my knees
40:44
and tequila, they'll laugh, you know, and
40:46
I'm annoyed by the. Pope said: "No seriously,
40:49
do have any to kill, kill got sacramental wine
40:51
coming out of my years, Pacific, north
40:54
of out of a capitalism party
40:56
or right, can you imagine throwing? A party the Vatican
40:58
of the Pope shows up is infallible so
41:00
every one of his beer pong shots counts as gets
41:02
even if they fly off the table. as
41:05
the rules It
41:07
will be one of those pies is rather just mainly men
41:10
are you with human next yeah it would probably that
41:12
the end of the month of loud and of course
41:14
everybody wants to go do to kill shots with the pope
41:16
is like read everybody Salt sought Wafer
41:22
got. a keg under the top this you
41:24
talk about talk story no one's gonna
41:27
believe When you would do and shots
41:29
of Tequila with the pulp oh yes
41:31
or no way I'm sure,
41:34
that Bill Murray walked in, and
41:37
people think the pope people who think the
41:40
pope cannot party are wrong what
41:42
do you think that white smoke is when they name a, new? one
41:45
mississippi wait
41:49
what do you think it
41:50
It is done and another the fact that the
41:52
last that ask the questions here you passive
41:54
observers out of the service or the else you
41:56
can look at a toga Party film.
42:00
How did sophia do in our quiz Sophie
42:02
approved she is jersey strong three
42:04
at a roth is?
42:09
adolescence well done sofia Thank
42:11
you so much, Replant. Yeah, thank you so much
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can each. Correct answer: Now with two points,
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committee investigating the attack on the blame for
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away, the real hero is the breastfeeding
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baby who held on even though the mom and
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how did tom do in our quest
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more point see as a total of nine
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that is made me to with six to win
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two more points and total of fighting
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so is this can be home,
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radio human thank you for surrendering
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and make me, look good I just
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a minute we're going to. Ask our panelists to predict now
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that you have most of the done what will be the. next
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fun congressional hearings will
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they don't tell me his production of npr and w
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be easy chicago and association with urgent
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haircut productions the groom and benevolent overlook
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the let's go to caress olympics or to a manager
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imposed or seen my program is produced by jennifer
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mills mazda and been really think in ssh
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out of production assistant and sophia nazism
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in either Special thanks to many
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Tom.
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We are going to miss you, Vinnie Peter
47:56
Gwen is our pet goose technical direction
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is from born a wiser.
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executive producer Wait Wait, don't tell me is
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my Danforth now panel, what will the?
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Next fun, congressional hearing be about
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some papa dream catcher's,
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what are they really catchy name,
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Hagen?
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"The book, what are they and
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which way the whole said?"
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And Alonso Boat and World,
48:23
Peace because if you're going to do nothing you might
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as well aim high. know
48:27
and if any of that happens paddle were going to ask
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you about it on wait don't tell
48:32
me thank you bill kurtis thanks also to top up
48:34
a maze higgins and alonso about and thanks to all of you
48:36
for listening i am peter sagan and we will
48:38
see you next week from san francisco
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