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From
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NPR and WBEZ
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Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell
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Me, the NPR News Quiz.
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There's nothing seedy about an underbilly.
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I'm Bill Curtis, and here's your host,
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a man celebrating three days without
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a workplace injury, Peter Segal. Thank you,
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Bill. Thanks once
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again to our fake audience. Later on, we're going to
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be talking to author Marlon James,
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who's written an epic fantasy series
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based on African folklore. You need
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to
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read them now, so by the time the inevitable
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HBO series comes out, you're ready to be insufferable
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get your comments on our source material, so
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give us a call. The number is 1-888-Wait, wait, that's
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1-888-924-8924. Now,
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let's welcome our first listener contestant. Hi,
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you're on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.
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Hello, this is Fred Denwiddie. Hi
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Fred, where are you calling from? I'm Bradyville, Tennessee.
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And what do you do there, sir? Well,
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right now for Cash Flow,
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I'm a temporary worker for International
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Warehouse. Yeah. And also,
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since we moved to a really rural
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area on 17 acres, trying
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to establish a permaculture farm.
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Well, that's great. Peter, I'd
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like to jump in for a moment because I'm taken with
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Fred. I'd like to get his
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email and build an entire
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podcast around that voice and
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that accent. Oh, wow. It is
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something.
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I mean, I guess it's agriculture's
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gain, sir, but it is voiceover's loss. Well,
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well. You can do both, Fred. Well,
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I hear that all the time about my voice,
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and I don't really understand that,
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but I'm pursuing, I'm studying
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guitar and I'm near Nashville,
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so. Yeah. Well, Fred, it is
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a pleasure, it is literally a pleasure to
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talk to you. Oh, thank you. But let me
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introduce you to our panel, first comedian
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and host of the podcast, fake the nation.
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You can see her at Purdue University
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in Indianapolis. on March 1st, Nageen
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Farsad. Hey Fred,
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how's it going? I'm fine, how are
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you? Next, an actor and writer
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who'll be appearing in the upcoming play, Goodnight
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Oscar, starring Sean Hayes at the Goodman
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Theater in Chicago, March 12th through April 17th.
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It's Peter Gross. Hi, Peter. Hi,
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Peter. And
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making her debut on our panel, she's a
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writer for Adult Swim's, Alabama Jackson,
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which premiered this week on YouTube. And she's the
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host of the podcast TV, I say. It's
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Ashley Ray.
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Hello. Hi Fred.
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With that voice, please tell me about your
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acreage anytime. Hi Ashley. I'm
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on Facebook, so. Oh, you're welcome.
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Okay. Well, welcome to
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the show, Fred. You're gonna play Who's Bill this time.
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Bill Curtis is gonna read you three quotations from
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this week's news. If you can correctly
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identify or explain two of them, you'll win our prize.
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Any voice from our show, you might choose in your voicemail. You ready
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to go? Sure. Okay. Here's
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your first quote.
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Let's snow for the gold. That
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was one of Elite Daily's 35 captions
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guaranteed to get you Instagram likes
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when
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you are posting about what
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big event that wraps up this weekend.
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The Olympics. The Olympics. That's
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right, Fred. In 2022, Beijing
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Winter Olympics are coming to a close. It was an amazing,
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thrilling Olympics, especially for the 18 people who
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actually watched it because they will be able
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to lord it over the rest of us forever. There
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was drama, victory, heartbreak. For example,
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this is true, a skier was a shoo-in
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for the gold medal when he suddenly went
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the wrong way. Uphill? Well,
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he wasn't a downhill skier, but wouldn't
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it have been cool if he were? Well, okay,
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I guess they
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want me to climb back up. That's new. Did
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you guys watch the Olympics at all? Oh, absolutely
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not. I really just consider it
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the thing that interrupts new episodes
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of comedy TV. Like that's, I'm
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like, where are the new episodes of things? And then it's like,
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oh, the Olympics is happening. right and then they're
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not very funny i can't help but notice
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now now Uh... It was a very
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strange Olympics to watch because once again, there
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were no crowds in all the stadiums because of
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COVID. This was the
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Olympics for you if you like watching sports
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with an audience that's just other athletes texting. It's
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like an improv
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show. A little bit. So
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few people watch these Olympics, in fact, we could
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just make up things that you missed. Oh,
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man, I loved how this time in 2022
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they combined biathlon with ski
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jump.
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They just sat at the bottom of the jump with their rifles,
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aimed them upwards and yelled, pull. Wait,
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can I just say though, they're so
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dangerous. And just as a mother,
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I want all of these athletes
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to like turn in their
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skis for something a little
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safe, for like a nice sport
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of walking or something. Like it
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is so dangerous the way they're flying
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through the air and going at high speeds
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and I don't need it. I'm very worried about
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all of them. I'd like to see them introduce something
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like a winter ultimate frisbee.
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Just things that are a little more
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fun, casual to watch. I'm not terrified.
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Winter, like keep yourself up on your tiptoes
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for a long time. Like something,
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you know,
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like you're basically describing
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curling, you realize. I'm okay
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with curling. Yeah. Yeah. There
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you go. All right, Fred, here is your next
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quote. I love truckers.
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a sign held by a man supporting
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the truckers who were protesting where? Would
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it be Ottawa, Canada? Yes, Canada.
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So you got it. The great Canadian trucker
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convoy protest had made its way across
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Canada and completely shut down
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the capital. It's historic, both as
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an act of protest and because it's the first time
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anybody ever has said
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the words, yes, we made it to
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Ottawa. They
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made this journey from British Columbia to Ottawa
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to protest vaccine mandates, but but they also
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brought an essential much needed shipment
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of fresh COVID to the city.
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like a giant 18-wheeler
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or 50 or 100, however many, 18-wheelers,
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I was listening to a story that said you can't
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tow them because
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it takes an hour just to hook up
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the tow. So even if the cops were like, all
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right, let's clear it out of here, they'd just be like, no.
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And then there's nothing you can do about it. It
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does suggest a great way to park wherever you
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want in the city, just drive an 18-wheeler, park
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wherever you like. You'll be done with your meal before
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they ever tow it away, you're golden.
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But I think one thing that you're
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not mentioning is that Trudeau also
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uses opportunity to unveil to the world
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his new haircut.
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I did not notice his hair. I
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think he's doing like a Justin
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Bieber 2015 kind of like swoop a
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lot longer on one side thing.
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And I feel like maybe this whole thing was just an
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elaborate excuse for him to show off his quab.
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Now, one of the things that
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helped bring this protest to the end was
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a group called the Ram Ranch Resistance.
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Well, what's that you ask? Well, they
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infiltrated the convoys online planning
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meetings. They kind of zoom bomb them and
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they repeatedly played this 2012 heavy
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metal song Ram Ranch, which
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is about quote 18 naked cowboys
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in the extremely graphic things
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they do to each other. And look, that
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might have been funny the first time, but
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the more they played this song, the funnier it
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got. All
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right, Fred, your last quote
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is from the owner of a Mexican restaurant who
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has started making his guacamole
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with zucchini. You
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have to tell people it's not guacamole.
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This guy had to do this, not because he's some sort of
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sadist, but thanks to a new ban on the
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importation of what? There
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would be avocados. It would be,
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Fred. Avocados. Americans have banned
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the importation of avocados from Mexico. go, yes,
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you know what this means without avocado toast
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to tempt them, millennials will finally
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be able to buy a house. The US
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has.
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blocked
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shipments of avocados from Mexico after
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a threat was made against an American
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avocado inspector there. Yes
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Avocado inspector is a real
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job and not just something I
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say before I steal guacamole from a stranger's
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plate It's alright, sir.
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I'm an avocado inspector and
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also was like the cartels were involved weren't
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they? Well, this is the crazy thing, right? Yeah,
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so if anything is I don't have any problem
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Yeah,
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and I I agree the avocados
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deserved it. The
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US only allows the importation of
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avocados from Mexico after they
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are inspected by American officials
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in Mexico and one of these inspectors
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was apparently threatened by a cartel so the US
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instantly ended imports. Now it is not
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an avocado cartel, it's a drug cartel,
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although an avocado cartel would be kind of hilarious.
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They mark their victims by putting a toothpick
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through them and putting them in a glass of water on the
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windowsill.
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But quick question, is the cocaine
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still coming through? Oh, absolutely. Absolutely.
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We would never do anything. No problem.
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So, coke amole is good to go. It'll
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be hilarious if, you know, desperate to get
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good Mexican guacamole, they started smuggling
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the avocados inside kilos of
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coke.
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Right? Yeah,
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the cocaine masks the smell of the avocado.
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That's the avocado. cocaine
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smuggler standing there only in a sweat and bullets
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while the inspector is like poking the
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kilos of coke with his knife looking for
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that delto avocado. I
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hope I do hope they resolve this soon because nobody
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wants to eat like New Jersey avocados. Those
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are just decommissioned hand grenades.
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Bill,
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how did Fred do in our quiz? Not only
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did he win three in a row, but he began
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a new career. We both
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read. Congratulations. and i
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think you so much thank you so much men
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take care
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Right now, panel, time for you to answer some questions
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about this week's news. Nagin, in an email
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to all its subscribers, Netflix did not
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say they were raising their prices. They
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said
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they were doing what to them? They were
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shortening, cutting off the endings
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of movies.
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No. It
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would be great if you subscribed to
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Netflix and write like eight minutes
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before the end of the movie, it just stops and says, to see the
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end of the movie, please upgrade
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to the premium plan.
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I mean, it's kind
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of genius. I feel
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like I'm giving Netflix a great idea.
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I'll give you a hint. It's like what you're constantly
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asked to do to software and you always ignore it.
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Oh, upgrading? Close, so close.
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Up, up. Up installing? Up,
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updating. Updating, yes.
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Updating. They said that the Netflix and
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an email to subscribers this week, Netflix
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wrote that they were quote, updating their prices in the
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same way that eating tons of snack food updates your
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weight because the updated
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price, what do you know? We're
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all going to have to pay an extra two dollars a month
11:03
for the joy of saying, wait a minute, it's not here. It's not here. Oh,
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yeah. That one's on Hulu.
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We do want to thank
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Netflix for this new way to cushion bad news. No,
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honey. I don't want a divorce. I just want to update our marriage.
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They should have said that they were consciously
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uncoupling from their previous rates.
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I think that would have made more sense. Where
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does the money go? What
11:28
happens to all that brass?
11:31
Never have got enough.
11:34
Always feeling shorter the
11:37
cash. Prices
11:39
are so darn high. Coming up, Rock
11:41
and Roll Secrets are revealed in our Bluff
11:43
the Listener game. Call 1-888-WAIT-WAIT-TO-PLAY. We'll
11:46
be back in a minute with more of Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me from
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NPR.
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From
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NPR and WBEZ
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Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me
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the NPR News Quiz.
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I'm Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with
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Ashley Rae, the game for
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Saad and Peter Gross. And
12:06
here together is your host. And thanks
12:09
to an incident during the break, celebrating
12:11
zero days without a workplace
12:14
injury, it's Peter Segal.
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Thank you, Bill. Right
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now it's time for the Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me Bluff the listener game
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call 1-888-Wait, Wait to Play Our Game in the Air.
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Hi, you are on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.
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Hi, this is Claire from Atlanta, Georgia.
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Hey Claire, how are things in Atlanta?
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Peachy. Peach, well that is expected.
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It being the peach tree stand. Very good,
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very good. That's excellent. What do you do there in Atlanta?
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I work in the film and television industry as a
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script supervisor. A script supervisor?
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Now this is great because I've always wanted to ask this, what
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does a script supervisor actually do?
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Oh boy, you're going to be sorry that you asked. Basically,
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my job is to protect the writer's words
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that are on the page and to make sure that that's what
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we see. I also help to coordinate
12:57
continuity with hair, makeup, wardrobe,
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and props basically so that people show
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up in the right clothes and they make sure that they hold their
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coffee cup in the right hand.
13:05
Right. I mean, I had heard that,
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that part of your job is to make sure that you don't cut
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away from somebody who's like a patch over
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their right eye and then you come back to them with the patch over their
13:13
left eye. It's like,
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that's your job. Of course. Oh.
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That is one of the things that I do.
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So every time that somebody's patches over
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the right eye in every shot, I should thank the script
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supervisor. only watches
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pirate movies. That's it. That's all I did.
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That's so you know. That's it. Also
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apparently very poorly made pirate movies, given
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how often the eye patch is jumping around. Budget pirate
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movies is his favorite genre. That's my genre. Everybody
13:36
has a thing. Well, welcome to the
13:38
show. You're going to play the game in which you must tell truth
13:40
from fiction. Bill, what's Claire's topic?
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Secrets of the Rock and Roll Hall of
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Fame.
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Did you know, for example,
13:48
that the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame's beloved
13:50
wax sculpture of Keith Richards is actually
13:53
Keith Richard. That's just
13:55
one of the shocking secrets of the
13:58
world's biggest rock stars. panels are going to tell you
13:59
another one, pick the one who's telling the truth, who
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will win the weight waiter of your choice on your voicemail.
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Are you ready to play? Let's go. All
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right, let's do it. Let's hear first from Nagine Farsad.
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Okay. You know how Radiohead
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is one of the most lauded bands in the world
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known for being consummate musicians
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wielding their instruments to incredible
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effect? Well, turns
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out the keyboarders for the band didn't even
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actually play his keyboard the
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first several months he joined the band.
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That's right. Greenwood, now Oscar
14:30
nominated for his score on Power of the Dog, would
14:32
secretly turn off his keyboard during
14:34
rehearsals for several months. His
14:37
fingers were essentially lip-syncing on a piano,
14:39
except no sound came out. So I guess
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it's more accurate to say that his fingers were air-tapping,
14:44
which is like a way less cool version of air-guitaring,
14:47
which is also very uncool. You
14:50
see, once Greenwood got in the band,
14:52
he realized the guitars were so loud
14:54
no one would even notice if he didn't play.
14:57
It worked. At one point, frontman Tommy
14:59
York actually said to him, quote, I
15:02
can't hear what you're doing, but I think you're
15:04
adding a really interesting texture because I can tell
15:06
when you're not playing, which he
15:08
could not
15:09
because Greenwood was never playing.
15:12
Johnny Greenwood, the keyboardist for Radiohead
15:14
reveals that during his first months with the
15:16
band, he never actually played
15:18
his instrument
15:19
and they loved it. Your next
15:22
story about a rock and roll
15:24
secret comes from Ashley Rae. Fab
15:27
Five Freddy told me everybody's fly,
15:29
DJ Spinin' I Said, My My. Thus
15:33
begins what has recently been revealed to
15:35
be the most influential hip hop song in
15:37
history. Performed by Rock and Roll
15:39
Hall of Famers Blondie in 1981, the
15:42
single Rapture may just seem like exceptionally
15:45
white lead singer Debbie Harry trying out
15:47
some rhymes, but as it turns out, with that
15:49
song she became the founding
15:51
goddess of a whole new art form. Ms.
15:53
Harry recently revealed that the late Tupac
15:56
Shakur wrote her a letter detailing
15:58
the impact of Rapture.
15:59
saying that his track, California Love,
16:02
a song about the city of LA's ability
16:04
to party, was inspired by Harry's
16:07
quote, classic fun, tough
16:09
and freestyling flow unquote. While
16:12
Dr. Dre and his friends who formed NWA
16:15
sought out producer Fab Five Freddy because
16:17
quote, anybody name checked by
16:19
Blondie has got to be the real deal unquote.
16:22
Harry stated that she decided to keep the
16:24
praise from Tupac and other seminal artists
16:27
a secret, not wanting to involve herself
16:29
in the nation's dangerous East Coast-West
16:31
Coast rivalry at the time,
16:33
but was inspired by this year's Super
16:35
Bowl performance to share her role in
16:37
this piece of history.
16:39
It turns out that Debbie Harry
16:42
from Blondie was the seminal figure
16:44
in the creation of hip-hop.
16:46
Your last shocker about a rocker
16:48
comes from Peter Gross. This week we
16:50
learned the biggest news to come out of New Jersey
16:52
since Aaron Burr shot Alexander Hamilton
16:54
and Weehawken.
16:55
Bruce Springsteen isn't from there. The
16:58
boss gave a candid interview with the Newark Star Ledger
17:00
this week in which he admitted he was actually born
17:02
Bryce Springsworth in Darien,
17:04
Connecticut, where he attended the prestigious
17:07
Chode Rosemary Hall private school and later
17:09
Dartmouth College on a polo scholarship.
17:12
But when launching his music career, Bryce went shopping
17:14
for a new identity. He recalls,
17:16
my butler mentioned that I should try to come across
17:19
as more working class or was it my driver?
17:21
No, I remember it. It was Montague, one of my valets.
17:24
Bryce kept up the ruse
17:26
for years, but it was tough. Whenever some critic
17:28
described me as a working-class poet, he
17:30
said, I would nearly spit out my caviar
17:33
and disgust. I wouldn't actually spit
17:35
it out, of course, it's caviar after all. Bruce
17:37
told the Star Ledger he was writing from a place of truth,
17:40
though, and you just have to replace the words
17:42
factory with country club and car
17:44
with dressage horse. He concluded
17:47
the interview by saying one thing that is true, New
17:49
Jersey is indeed a death trap and a suicide
17:51
rap, and I strongly recommend people getting
17:53
out of there while they're young.
17:55
All right, so here are your choices. We learned something
17:57
interesting about a pretty well-known
18:00
act this
18:02
week. Was it from Nageen
18:04
Farsad that Johnny Gainwood, the composer
18:06
and keyboardist for Radiohead, never
18:08
even played his instrument while trying out for the band
18:11
and got in the band? From
18:14
Ashley Rae that Debbie Harry
18:16
from Blondie
18:17
helped found hip-hop by influencing
18:20
the greats of that genre? Or
18:22
from Peter Gross that Bruce Springsteen
18:25
is really a rich kid from Connecticut.
18:28
Oh gosh. As someone
18:31
who would love to be in a rock band
18:33
but can't play an instrument
18:35
to save their life, I really hope it's me.
18:37
Alright, that's your choice.
18:39
Well, to find out the correct answer, let's hear
18:41
from the musician in question. When I got
18:43
the chance to play with them, the first thing I did
18:45
was make sure my that
18:50
was Johnny Greenwood himself talking to Terry
18:53
Gross on fresh air about how he faked it
18:55
till he made it with Radiohead.
18:57
Congratulations, you were correct. Nagin
18:59
was telling you the truth.
19:01
Congrats. And you have won our prize, the
19:04
voice of anyone you might like from our show
19:06
on your voicemail. Thank you. Take care.
19:17
And now the game where people who have won prestigious
19:20
awards try to win something very different.
19:22
It's called Not My Job. Like a lot of people who love epic
19:25
fantasy fiction, Booker Award-winning
19:27
author Marlon James wondered why stories
19:29
like Game of Thrones or Lord of the Rings take
19:31
place in fantastical fictional worlds with
19:34
magic and dragons, but somehow the
19:36
demographics of a Greenwich, Connecticut PTA
19:38
meeting. His new series of fantasy books
19:40
changes all of that. The second volume is out now.
19:42
Marlon James, welcome to Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me. Oh
19:45
my God, thanks for having me. It's my pleasure.
19:47
So
19:49
I want to get to the books, but
19:52
I want to talk to you about your background. We heard
19:55
that,
19:55
again, you have won the Booker Prize. You are a serious
19:58
guy. your first novel. was
20:00
rejected 78 times? It
20:02
was. It was. It was,
20:05
and I actually burned it. I did this
20:07
sort of ritual burning. It was like a Viking burial.
20:10
It was very cleansing, I gotta tell you, until
20:13
somebody showed up a year later and she was like, I'm
20:15
not leaving this country until you give me that book. Wow.
20:18
So I had to find a thing. So things
20:20
you should know if you don't know, if you deleted something
20:23
a year ago, Undelete does not bring it
20:25
back. No, no, good to know.
20:27
in case y'all did not know that. So
20:29
Control Z has a Not gonna happen. Not
20:31
gonna happen. A statute of limitations. Well, before
20:34
we get to that, I just want to talk to you. So you write this novel, and
20:36
you send it to a publisher, an agent, whomever, and they
20:39
reject it, and that happens again. So you get to 10,
20:41
you
20:41
get to 20 rejections. How
20:43
do you, what do you tell yourself after 20 rejections?
20:47
I'm gonna keep going. Well, you do it by not knowing you have 20
20:49
rejections. So the thing is, I always send it out in
20:51
that batches of six. Right. And
20:53
if I didn't hear from anybody, well, that's a six.
20:56
whatever, I just find six more names
20:58
and I sent it out. And it wasn't until this
21:01
press sent me the Not
21:03
For Us card. They gave me right to the letters,
21:05
but the card says Not For Us. And
21:08
I was able to send out the next batch and
21:10
I just stopped and thought, how many of these have
21:12
I done?
21:13
And
21:15
so you sort of realized like, oh
21:17
my God, that's a lot
21:20
of rejections. I was a reverse
21:22
Sally Field. I was like, hey, hey, hey, hey.
21:25
So
21:27
I love that you were rejected
21:29
so many times. Do people say that to
21:31
you? I think it's just
21:34
awesome. It's inspiring.
21:35
People, but I have students like,
21:38
oh my God, my story was rejected four times. I'm
21:40
like, oh, sweetie.
21:43
You got 74 more to go. Okay.
21:46
And have you ever heard from any of those
21:48
people who rejected any of the 78? Oh yeah. Do
21:51
they? What do they say? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I
21:53
write into somebody who at one time was at, I think he was a
21:56
random host. I forgot his name, which is
21:58
a polite thing to say.
21:59
You
22:02
have the name, it's on a list somewhere. And
22:05
he was like, oh my God, you're a novel.
22:07
Oh my God, I still think about it. I couldn't, I
22:09
can't forget it. So why didn't you publish
22:11
it then? It was like five years later, you're
22:14
still telling me how you couldn't forget the book.
22:16
He's like, I had so many of these not for us
22:18
cards. I needed to do something with
22:20
them. That's kind of an amazing story. And so
22:23
eventually you left Jamaica and you ended up in
22:25
Minnesota, where you've been teaching
22:28
at McAllister College. fine institution
22:30
there. And how was the transition from Kingston,
22:32
Jamaica to St. Paul, Minnesota? Oh,
22:35
it was a breeze. Absolutely. From 90 degrees
22:37
to minus 90 degrees, I mean. But
22:44
yeah, it's funny, my high school yearbook
22:46
says in the pictures,
22:49
ambition to work for Prince. Oh yeah.
22:51
The music, not an actual Prince, but the musician. Yeah.
22:54
So it's always funny when I moved to Minnesota
22:56
and I remind the people from high I stood like, guess where
22:58
I'm living? I get, no.
23:00
And then it was, are you working for
23:02
Prince? I'm like, no, I'm not working for Prince. Well,
23:04
but you can let them know. They live in Jamaica. You
23:06
can let them know that you see Prince all the time. Well,
23:09
I did try to break into his house. You did? Oh,
23:11
yeah.
23:12
It was my 38th birthday. What else am I going to do? Makes
23:16
sense to me. So what happened? Yeah, we
23:18
all got in this car, and we drove to Chanhassen,
23:20
which is not near Minneapolis, by the way.
23:22
No, it's way out there.
23:23
It's way out there. So we had a lot of time
23:26
to realize was a bad idea. We
23:28
drove all the way up to Paisley Park
23:30
and we got all the cars and we're going to scale
23:33
the gates. You are kidding me.
23:35
Oh yeah, I pretty much hit the gate
23:37
and then all the alarms went off. How
23:40
drunk were you guys?
23:42
We were pretty
23:45
drunk, but not drunk enough to start screaming,
23:47
we're English professors, we're English professors.
23:51
So it was you and a bunch of other tipsy
23:54
English professors from McCartman.
23:59
So the alarms go off. Yeah.
24:02
And then the security showed up.
24:04
And for some reason, they believed us and we said, we're
24:07
English professors because who else would
24:09
come up with a lie that lame? That's
24:11
true.
24:13
And yeah, and we ended up talking
24:15
to them the rest of the night. Really? And
24:18
it was surreal. It still ended up
24:20
being a pretty cool birthday. Yeah. Prince
24:22
didn't show up though. All right. Let's
24:25
talk about your trilogy. The first book was Black
24:27
Leopard, Red Wolf. And you
24:30
decided you wanted to do something but using
24:32
African myth and folklore. Is that right? Right. And
24:34
of course because you were writing a fantasy novel, it has
24:36
to be a trilogy. That's the rule. That
24:38
is the rule. I'm just gonna write the Tetralogy.
24:41
Oh really? Do you know yet? Because I've read
24:43
the... No,
24:43
no, I'm definitely not writing before. Right. You
24:45
know, you realize that that's what George RR Martin said.
24:47
He was gonna write a trilogy. That's what he said and that's what he told
24:49
me. I'm like, it's not happening. So
24:52
you've obviously you've met George RR Martin, the author of Game
24:54
of Thrones books. Did he give you any advice on being a successful
24:57
fantasy author?
24:58
No, I think we talked about shoes.
25:00
We had dinner. What
25:03
does it be talk about? It sounds like you guys
25:06
didn't talk about the ending of Game
25:08
of Thrones. No, and
25:10
I got issues with that, didn't I? Really? I
25:12
actually didn't watch the final season of Game
25:15
of Thrones because I was so upset. Really?
25:17
With the world in which we live in,
25:20
right?
25:20
In which fantasy, science fiction, comic
25:23
books are so huge. so huge. You've got to be imagining,
25:25
you know, the HBO series, the big film
25:28
adaptation. Is that like a thing you think about?
25:30
Yeah, kind of.
25:33
I mean, people ask, as we, you know, have I thought
25:35
of who would star in it? And I
25:37
like to be like all sort of literary
25:40
author. Like, no, I haven't thought of that. I'm such a BS.
25:42
Of course I've thought
25:44
of that. I did on everything. I probably want
25:46
to play a tree in that show.
25:48
Well,
25:50
Marlon James, it is an absolute joy to talk
25:52
to you. We have asked you here this time though to play a game
25:54
we're calling. In this epic fantasy,
25:57
the Buffalo Bills won the
25:59
Super Bowl.
25:59
So you
26:02
write epic fantasy. So we thought we'd ask you
26:04
about fantasy football. And
26:06
so you're two to three questions correctly. You'll win our prize
26:09
for one of our listeners, the voice of their choice on their voicemail.
26:11
Bill, who is Marlon James playing for?
26:13
Andrew Levy of Portland, Oregon. Here's
26:15
your first question. Fantasy football was created
26:18
in 1962 by a man named Bill
26:20
Winkenbach, who was a part owner
26:23
of the Oakland Raiders NFL team. What
26:25
was his reason for creating fantasy football? A,
26:28
the Raiders were so terrible he wanted to
26:30
at least pretend he owned a good team. B,
26:33
he realized there were three hours a week in which
26:35
he was awake and yet wasn't thinking about
26:37
football. Or C, he wanted a
26:39
version of football in which the players would be armed
26:42
with swords.
26:43
Well, I mean, I used to really
26:45
like these LA rap
26:47
groups who were Raiders captain. I was like, is
26:49
that a good team? And I was like, oh, they're terrible. Right.
26:52
So I'm going to get Google answer
26:54
one. That's exactly right. He was so frustrated
26:56
with the vaccine. That's
27:00
right. I skew to thank for that.
27:02
Yeah,
27:03
yeah. I skew. All right. Here's
27:05
your next question. The most important
27:07
part of a fantasy football league is draft
27:09
day where the players in the league get to pick their players
27:12
from the real NFL rosters. A man
27:14
named Steve shrub was so committed
27:17
to
27:17
getting his draft right that
27:19
he did what a dumpster dived
27:21
outside of NFL stadiums to look look for discarded
27:23
medical records. B stated his
27:26
computer managing his draft
27:27
during a missile attack on Bagram Air
27:30
Force Base in Afghanistan where he was serving,
27:32
where C invented his own fake news organization
27:35
so he could score interviews with players. Um,
27:39
I'm gonna go with Baghdad.
27:40
Not Baghdad, but Bagram and you're right.
27:42
Yes. He was an active duty
27:45
guy sitting at his desk in Bagram. There was an air
27:47
raid. Everybody ran to the shelters and
27:49
he was like, drafts going on he says you
27:51
know that rockets at fifty yards away he was fine
27:54
arm
27:55
last question well um...
27:57
fantasy football
27:59
just like real football. has its scandals
28:01
once the commissioner of a fantasy football
28:03
league was caught cheating all of his
28:05
players just so he could win.
28:07
Even worse was what? A,
28:10
he injected himself with horse testosterone,
28:12
but it turns out that only helps real football players.
28:15
B, the league was entirely made up of pro cyclists
28:18
and that commissioner was Lance Armstrong.
28:21
Or C, he and everyone else in that league
28:23
were pastors. I
28:26
mean, Lance Armstrong is connected to some
28:28
dirty stuff. Yes.
28:30
I can't imagine that they
28:32
were pastors. I'm going to go with number
28:35
one. You're going to go with a horse tranquilizer. No, I'm
28:37
afraid it was actually, they were all pastors.
28:39
It was a league in a
28:41
big mega church in Oklahoma. Look at me. Can
28:44
I even recognize the holy? I know.
28:47
It's terrible. Bill, how did Marlon
28:49
James do in our quiz?
28:50
Marlon, you got two out of three and here,
28:52
that is a win. Congratulations.
28:56
Wow. There you go. Marlon
28:58
James' newest book is Moon Witch, Spider-King.
29:01
It's the second in his planned trilogy of
29:03
fantasy books. It's amazing. I recommend
29:05
it. Marlon James, thank you so much for joining us on
29:07
Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me. I'm really enjoying the books. Thank
29:10
you so much for having me, guys. Take care, man.
29:12
You're great. Thanks, Marlon.
29:18
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29:36
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29:38
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29:43
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29:45
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29:52
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29:55
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That's 1-888-924-8924 right now panel
30:06
some more questions for you from
30:08
the week's news Peter a
30:11
nuclear engineer for the Navy decided
30:13
to sell secrets to somebody he thought was a foreign
30:15
agent and at one point he Had highly
30:17
classified American state secrets
30:20
in a what? But
30:24
no not in a but Very
30:26
good guess that okay. Can I have a hint
30:29
for where? Yes Yes, you can have a hand. It is terrible
30:31
when the nuclear weapon specs stick
30:33
to the roof of your mouth.
30:35
Oh, I saw this. He hid
30:37
the secrets in a jar of peanut butter? Close
30:39
enough in a peanut butter sandwich. In
30:41
a sandwich. Specifically half a peanut
30:44
butter sandwich. So a Navy engineer named Jonathan
30:46
Toby wanted to sell state secrets and he was
30:48
contacted by an FBI agent posing as a
30:50
foreigner. Toby, who missed obvious
30:52
signs such as Saudi shakes are
30:54
not usually named Jeff. He
30:57
proceeded to pass on these nuclear
30:59
secrets, including at one point hiding a flash
31:01
drive inside half a peanut butter sandwich,
31:04
right? And he
31:05
left the peanut butter sandwich in a public place,
31:07
so the supposed foreign agent can pick it up, but
31:09
it disappeared. In other news, the squirrels
31:12
of Annapolis, Maryland are now a nuclear
31:14
power.
31:15
I
31:17
wonder why a peanut butter sandwich,
31:19
I think I would have gone with a meatball sub,
31:21
maybe an Italian
31:24
sub, just
31:24
some. At least be a sub. Yeah, I know if
31:26
you're gonna if you're gonna sell naval secrets
31:28
you need to use a summary You
31:31
make the cut
31:31
you make the obvious pun Or
31:34
you get a sandwich that nobody wants you get
31:36
like a liverwort the subway
31:39
tuna Yeah, the subway tuna sandwich
31:41
you leave it there and then like a year later. It's still
31:44
there cuz nobody's Yeah,
31:46
even the seagulls are like I don't know man.
31:48
What is that stuff? I'd rather eat
31:50
that flash drive
31:51
Peter,
31:54
Canadian doctors are ditching, quote unquote,
31:57
medicine and prescribing what
31:59
to to their patients. instead. Peter,
32:02
laughter. Just laughter.
32:04
Just joy. Just joy. I'll give you a
32:06
hand. It's like, here, take two magnificent
32:09
vistas of the Canadian Rockies and call me in the morning.
32:11
Getting out and traveling? Yeah,
32:13
they're giving them passes to national parks.
32:16
As a kind of therapy. Doctors in
32:18
Canada are prescribing people national park
32:21
passes, because seriously, what can't
32:23
a trip to Banff cure? Well,
32:26
cancer. It
32:27
absolutely cannot cure cancer. The
32:29
initiative is meant to help people enjoy
32:32
the curative and preventative aspects of being
32:34
in the great outdoors. Everybody knows that's good. Plus,
32:36
it's a great scam for doctors. Nothing gets more patients
32:39
in the door like telling people to go on a strenuous
32:41
hike for the first time ever. Oh, you're back already,
32:43
Jim. Broken ankle, eh?
32:46
Yeah, for what maladies
32:48
are these things? I think
32:51
mainly for mental health. Yeah, I can't
32:53
think of anything better for mental illness and
32:55
depression than being alone in the woods. It
32:58
sounds great. Yeah. If
33:00
this were in America, of course, the
33:03
makers of the parks would be taking it like medical ads
33:05
for it on TV and they'd have to lift the side effects.
33:08
Side effects may include bear attacks.
33:10
Sighing off your own arm after
33:13
it gets caught under a boulder. Ask
33:15
your doctor about Yellowstone. Not
33:18
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Hi, Ron. Don't tell me. Hi, this
34:01
is Karina from San Clemente, California. San
34:04
Clemente, California, famous as being
34:06
the home of Richard Nixon. It sure is,
34:09
and a lot of surfing. That's why Nixon
34:11
moved there. I see those pictures of Nixon
34:13
surfing in his dress shoes. It was really
34:15
something. It was his style. What do you do there
34:17
in San Clemente? I'm a hydrogeologist,
34:20
so I work
34:21
on a lot of groundwater remediation
34:23
projects. Right. And are
34:25
you worried that it being California
34:27
in an apical drought that you're going to
34:29
be out of work anytime soon?
34:31
No, actually the work is only
34:33
ramping up since there's less and less of
34:35
it and more and more of it is getting contaminated. You
34:38
have to fix that problem before it's too
34:40
late.
34:41
Right. I was about to say that if we run out
34:43
of water, you hydrogeologists will be out of work,
34:45
but that really would be at that point the least of
34:47
our problems. That's a good point. Yeah.
34:51
Well, welcome to the show, Karina. Bill Curtis is going to read
34:53
you three news-related lemmorix with
34:55
a last word or phrase missing from each. that
34:57
last word or phrase correctly on two of the lemmarks will
34:59
be a winner. Ready to play?
35:01
Ready. Let's do it then. Here's your first lemric.
35:04
We cows are acutely aware
35:06
that food science has answered
35:09
our prayer. Now carbon
35:11
dioxide is saving our backside.
35:14
This steak
35:16
is made out of thin air.
35:18
Yes, a company called Air
35:21
Coaching is taking carbon dioxide and
35:23
turning it into a fleshy meat substitute
35:26
by feeding it to microbes and then grinding
35:28
up those microbes into a kind of flower. Now,
35:31
once they have this
35:32
flesh flower, they use quote, culinary
35:35
techniques to make it look and taste like steak or chicken
35:37
or salmon. I'd say they're making meat out of thin
35:39
air, but it's really kind of more out of thick air.
35:42
If you know what I mean?
35:43
I want to say out the gate, it sounds
35:45
delicious. Every time there's some sort of
35:47
like, what if we did this with pollutants
35:50
or carbon dioxide? I'm like, that is good
35:52
that it helps, but it's just going to
35:55
make people be like, well, it's cool, then we can like keep
35:57
polluting, right? People are gonna like make me data.
35:59
like I'll just like, not get rid of my car and
36:01
like leave my lawnmower on all day. I'll buy
36:03
a Hummer because someone can just eat it someday. Yes.
36:07
All right. Here is your next limerick.
36:09
Near our town church, my headache
36:11
just swells. Quasimodo
36:14
here really excels.
36:16
But our quaint local priest must start
36:19
taming that beast. He
36:21
got fined now for ringing
36:23
the... Bell? Bells, yes.
36:26
the entire population of a small town outside
36:29
Florence, Italy, has been unable to sleep through
36:31
the night because the local priest insisted on
36:33
clanging those church bells all day. At least
36:36
that's what they say. This is clearly a case
36:38
of anti-hunchbackism. According
36:40
to residents, the deafening sound of the bells would ring
36:43
out for at least five minutes every hour, including
36:45
in the middle of the night. Even worse than that,
36:47
some mornings the priest did the thing where he knew
36:49
he had to get up at 7.30, so he set the bells to ring
36:51
at 7 and then 7.05 and then 7.07. I
36:55
don't know, it's even worst thing in the world, church
36:57
bells with the snooze button.
36:58
Maybe there was
37:00
no priest, maybe it was just a ghost. I
37:03
know, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong.
37:05
Maybe it was just someone trying to make the bells
37:07
popular again. It's a really overlooked
37:09
instrument these days. Yeah, normally
37:13
from a handbell choir from junior high
37:15
school or something. No. It was
37:17
trialing. Wait, did you have a handbell
37:19
choir in junior high school? I
37:22
did not, but I do handbells. That
37:24
feels entirely made up.
37:27
Oh no. All right, we have one more limerick
37:29
for you. Here we go.
37:31
As Her Majesty's cooking a batch
37:33
up,
37:34
fresh tomatoes and dates are
37:36
the match up. And her
37:38
quaint royal seal will enhance
37:41
any meal. Queen Elizabeth
37:43
sells her own... Ketchup.
37:46
Yes. Or as they call it over there, ketchup.
37:49
Queen of England is selling her own line of ketchup
37:52
because when I think Queen, I
37:53
think dipping sauce the
37:55
Queen of England is now selling
37:58
a kind of homemade ketchup unless it should coincidence
38:00
that Pris Andrew was found completely drained
38:03
of blood. I find
38:05
this amazing, the queen, the
38:07
longest reigning queen in British history,
38:10
if not world history,
38:11
she's in her mid-90s and she decides, you know
38:13
what I'd like to do now? Sell
38:15
my own brand of condiments. Oh
38:17
my god, she's gonna be on Instagram being like, yo,
38:20
what's up everybody? Please follow
38:22
me. We're doing a
38:24
pop-up at home in
38:26
We're at the Camden farmers
38:28
market. Exactly. Bill,
38:31
how did Karina do in our quiz? She did great.
38:34
Three in a row, Karina. Congratulations.
38:37
Congratulations, Karina. Well done. Thank
38:39
you. Good luck keeping the water flowing. Thank you,
38:41
Scout, as well. Thank you. Thank
38:44
you.
39:02
Now it's time for our final game of lightning fill
39:04
in the blank. Each of our players will have 60 seconds
39:06
in which to answer as many fill in the blank questions
39:09
as they can. Each correct answer now
39:11
worth two points. Bill, can you give us the scores? Peter
39:13
has two, Ashley has two,
39:16
and Nagine, with her experience,
39:18
has four. Peter,
39:20
I am choosing you arbitrarily to go first.
39:22
So fill in the blank. The clock
39:25
will start when I begin your first question. On
39:27
Sunday, Representative Adam Kinziger said he
39:29
expects former Trump lawyer Blank to comply
39:32
with the January 6th committee. Oh, Rudy
39:34
Giuliani. Yes, Rudy Giuliani. On Tuesday, the family
39:36
of the cinematographer accidentally shot
39:38
in the set of the movie Rust filed a lawsuit
39:41
against Blank. Alec Baldwin. Yes,
39:43
this week a courthouse in Alabama was shut down after
39:45
someone called in a suspicious package that turned
39:47
out to be blank.
39:48
A Bible that someone was going
39:50
to swear on. No, two crates of food from Taco
39:52
Bell. On Wednesday, the first message was posted on
39:55
blank's new social media platform.
39:57
Trump? Yeah. On Sunday,
39:59
Aaron- A- Jackson became the first black woman to win
40:01
a blank in speed skating. Gold
40:04
medal? Yeah, gold medal. This week, the mayor of
40:06
a town in Ohio resigned following the backlash
40:08
to his statement that legalized ice
40:11
fishing leads to blank.
40:14
Heroin use? No,
40:16
prostitution. Close.
40:19
At a city council meeting, the mayor of Hudson,
40:21
Ohio, Craig Schubert, opposed
40:24
ice fishing on the the town's lake, he said, quote,
40:26
if you allow ice fishing with shanties,
40:29
then that leads to another problem, prostitution.
40:32
When asked for evidence of this, Schubert couldn't point
40:35
to any, but he did ask people to please purchase his
40:37
self published book, Cold Ice, Hot
40:39
Nights. Bill,
40:42
how did Peter do in our quiz?
40:43
Peter had four right for eight more points.
40:46
He now has 10 and the lead. Congratulations,
40:48
Peter. All right. Ashley,
40:51
you're up next. Okay. On Tuesday,
40:54
Virginia Juffrey settled her case against
40:56
Prince Blank for an undisclosed amount.
40:59
Prince Andrew. Right. On Thursday, a new
41:01
report stated that over two-thirds of the U.S. is
41:03
now immune to the Blank variant. Al Macron.
41:06
Right. This week, the White House rejected Blank's claims
41:08
that his visitor logs fall under executive privilege.
41:11
Trump. Yes. According
41:13
to a new nationwide poll, 75 percent of people back
41:15
local mandates on Blank.
41:18
Mask mandate. Yes. captain
41:21
who created the force's drug policy has resigned
41:23
after he blanked.
41:24
It did heroin. It's the
41:27
only one he didn't do. He smoked weed, dropped acid,
41:29
and tripped on mushrooms. That's
41:31
a double hippie backflip, is the appropriate
41:33
name for that. And it was my second
41:35
guess at it. On Monday, it was announced
41:37
that Wanda Sykes, Regina Hall, and Amy
41:40
Schumer would host the 2022 Blank
41:42
Awards.
41:42
Oscars. Yes, on Sunday, the Los Angeles
41:45
Rams made a late game comeback to win
41:47
the blank. The Super Bowl. Yes, this
41:49
week a Canadian woman in a town called Durham
41:51
tried to report a break-in, but she accidentally blanked.
41:54
Ordered
41:56
pizza? No, she accidentally called
41:58
the Durham, England. police. Instead
42:02
of contacting the police in Durham, Canada, the
42:05
woman accidentally messaged the Durham County Constabulary
42:08
in England, 3,500 miles away. The woman
42:10
is safe and well, thanks to the quick thinking
42:12
emergency operator over in the UK,
42:15
who asked her to stay on the line while they dispatched
42:17
an officer to Heathrow International Airport, who
42:19
then took the red eye to Canada's Waterley Airport,
42:21
and then waited at the Hertz counter for a rental car and
42:24
then drove it the 90 miles to Durham
42:26
just in time.
42:29
Bill,
42:30
how did Ashley do in her very first ever Lightning
42:32
Phil in the Black? Well, the newbie did very,
42:34
very well. She had six right for 12 more
42:37
points. She has 14 and the lead.
42:42
Good for you, Ashley, but this feels good.
42:44
This means Nagin needs how many to win?
42:47
Five to tie, six to win. All
42:49
right. Here we go, Nagin. This is for the game. Phil
42:51
in the Black. All right. On Tuesday,
42:53
a jury rejected Blank's libel suit against
42:56
the New York Times.
42:57
Sarah Palin. Right. On
42:59
Thursday, a judge ruled that Blank must testify in a civil probe
43:01
of his business practices. Trump. Yes.
43:04
And his kids. This week, US deaths from Blank exceeded
43:07
one million people.
43:08
COVID? Yeah. This
43:10
week, a man in Michigan called police to report that someone had stolen
43:12
his Blank in the middle of the night. Oh,
43:17
his jet skis. His
43:20
entire 12 by 28 foot cabin,
43:22
according to a new study, the blank currently gripping
43:24
the Southwest is the worst in 1,200 years. Drought?
43:28
Yes. According to a new filing, Elon Musk donated
43:30
nearly $6 billion worth of blank stock
43:32
to charity in 2021. Tesla? Yes.
43:36
In a basketball game this week, a student in Minnesota
43:38
made a once in a lifetime shot while standing
43:40
blindfolded at half court and won
43:42
blank. Tuition
43:45
to college? No. He
43:47
won a hat. Typically,
43:51
when they have you come out during half run and make a trick shot, they give
43:53
away like tuition to college or lots of money. So
43:56
spectators were shocked when the student blindfolded,
43:58
sunk it.
43:59
Swoosh, nothing but net. And the only thing he won
44:02
was a hat. He should have win the rules,
44:04
which said, if you get this ball anywhere in the building, other
44:06
than in a net, you get a Ferrari. Bill
44:11
didn't again do well enough to win. She had five
44:13
right for 10 more points, which means
44:15
with 14, she and Ashley are
44:18
this week's co-champions. Yeah,
44:20
Ashley. In
44:23
just a minute, we're going to ask our panelists to
44:25
predict what will be the big surprise
44:28
out of the closing ceremony in Beijing.
44:31
But before we end this week's show, I wanted
44:33
to tell you a story about a friend
44:35
of ours. Back in 2001, we had
44:37
to do our first show after 9-11.
44:40
And our guest for that show bowed out. They just didn't wanna
44:43
have to do comedy about such terrible events, but
44:45
a producer reached out to the writer P.J.
44:47
O'Rourke. P.J. specialized
44:50
in being funny about terrible things. And he came on
44:52
and was as hilarious as we hoped he would
44:54
be. So much so, we invited him to be a panelist
44:56
much to my delight he accepted. There
45:00
are a lot of stories all of us here at WaitWait could
45:02
tell you about PJ and we will someday,
45:04
but right now we want you to know that his
45:06
persona, the curmudgeonly cynic
45:08
who mocked everything and everyone,
45:10
was just that, a persona. In real
45:12
life, PJ O'Rourke was
45:15
one of the kindest, most generous, and caring
45:17
people you could ever hope to know. We will
45:19
miss him a lot, but I will quote
45:21
the man himself in a note about grief
45:24
he wrote to me after my mother
45:26
died last year. Quote,
45:29
you don't exactly get over it, an
45:31
offensive phrase under any circumstances,
45:33
but the grief in time does
45:36
turn into a nostalgic ache that
45:38
is almost comforting.
45:40
Unquote.
45:42
We are comforted already by the fact that we
45:44
were able to get to know him. Rest in
45:46
peace PJ and all condolences
45:49
to his family.
46:00
Wait, wait, don't tell me. It's a production of NPR
46:03
and WB EZ Chicago in association with urgent
46:05
haircut productions Doug Berman, Benevolent
46:07
Overlord. Philip Godica writes our limberics,
46:09
our social media superstar is Emma
46:12
Choi. BJ Leaderman composed our theme,
46:14
our program is produced by Jennifer Mills, Miles Dornbosch,
46:16
Lillian King and Nancy Seychow. Our production
46:19
assistant is Sophie Hernandez-Simionidis.
46:22
Special thanks to Vinnie Thomas, assistant
46:25
to the avocado inspector is Peter Gwynn.
46:27
Technical direction is from Lorna White, her CFO is
46:29
as Colin Miller, our production manager as Robert
46:32
Newhouse, our senior producer as Ian Chillogg, and the executive
46:34
producer of Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me is Mike
46:36
Danforth. Now panel, what will be the big
46:38
surprise out of the Winter Olympics
46:41
closing ceremonies? Nagin Farsad.
46:43
50 Cent does yet another
46:45
surprise rendition of In the Club, but this time
46:48
standing right side up. Peter
46:51
Gross. President Xi
46:53
of China will sing Closing Time by
46:55
Semi Sonic. You don't have to go
46:57
home, but you can't stay here.
47:01
And Ashley Rae.
47:03
A special Olympic Village Edition COVID
47:06
variant will be introduced. Well,
47:08
if that happens, we're gonna ask you about
47:10
it here on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me. Thank
47:12
you, Bill Curtis. Thanks also to Nageen Farsad,
47:14
Peter Gross. And Ashley Rae, what a great debut
47:16
on our show. Thanks to all of you out there for listening. I'm
47:19
Peter Sagal. We'll see you next week.
47:23
This is NPR.
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