This Valentines' Day, spend an unromantic hour with the gang as in this final instalment of the Quiz Trilogy, Michael and Alison take on famous lines from literature quizzes, and reveal how little they actually know about books, to nobody's sur

S1E10 - The Iliad And The Odyssey

Feb 11th, 2019 1h 36m

It's the last episode of season one! This time, Kiva reads reviews for Homer's epic poems The Iliad and The Odyssey, and we attempt to break a curse which has plagued her love life for the last six years. Trust us, it's all (vaguely) related. W

Afterhours 2 - Harry Potter Quiz

Feb 7th, 2019 15m 26s

Kiva still hasn't arrived, so Michael and Alison decide to do something Alison should have done a long time ago - an official sorting! Not to clickbait but the results...well they won't surprise you. This is the second of our short episodes, so

S1E9 - The Witches

Feb 4th, 2019 1h 1m

This week, Michael's unearthed the venn diagram of wronged children and Wiccans as we discuss Roald Dahl's novel The Witches. In the process, we also vaguely wrong the sleeping child next door as we practise our woodwind skills. Tune in next we

Afterhours 1 - Shakespeare Quiz

Jan 31st, 2019 10m 51s

We've started doing wee mini episodes to tide you over between Mondays! It may only be ten minutes, but it has all the stress of an hour with us as Michael and I wait for Kiva to arrive for our main record and entertain ourselves the 2010 way -

S1E8 - The Complete Works Of Shakespeare

Jan 28th, 2019 1h 42m

This week, the gang discusses the entire oeuvre of the one and only William Shakespeare, and by the entire oeuvre, we even mean Space Macbeth. No wenches were staunched in the making of this episode. We also have a mini-episode coming later in

S1E7 - Crafting And Cooking With Kiva

Jan 21st, 2019 1h 16m

You're in for a wild ride here. Kiva's messed up Amazon suggested algorithm has revealed to us what is probably the very top layer of strange hobby and cooking books. If you've found yourself with an excess of cat hair or other...organic materi

S1E6 - The Eye Of Argon

Jan 14th, 2019 1h 21m

Guys, we are so sorry about the audio on this one. We have no idea what happened, but the best of our amateur editing skills could not fix it. Please, please persevere, as what we lack in audio quality we make up for in jokes. This one might be

S1E5 - Microwave Cooking For One

Jan 7th, 2019 1h 16m

This week the gang are bringing a meme back around - that is, The Saddest Cookbook of All Time, Marie T. Smith's Microwave Cooking for One. This one's for the fans of microwaved Jell-O, dead memes, pickles, and buying books in plastic comb form

S1E4 - Pride And Prejudice

Dec 31st, 2018 1h 12m

In Episode 4 of Wasted Trees, the gang break biscuits and drink beetroot juice together while discussing another timeless classic - Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice.CAUTION: Strong Language , adult themes, and incorrect units of measurement.

S1E3 - Chuck Tingle

Dec 24th, 2018 1h 19m

Merry Christmas one and all! Our gift to you is this Christmas special, courtesy of Michael's ability to find literally anything on the internet. This week, we're discussing the enigma and business mogul that is the inimitable Chuck Tingle, and

S1E2 - Wuthering Heights

Dec 16th, 2018 1h 5m

In Episode 2 of Wasted Trees, the gang discuss the much loved classic, Wuthering Heights, before being distracted by the greatest shopping list of all time.Caution - Strong Language and Adult Themes. References to seeing toenails through the

S1E1 - Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff

Dec 9th, 2018 1h 1m

In this, the first episode of Wasted Trees, Alison, Kiva and Michael try and make sense of Sean Penn's literary Titanic/Hindenburg hybrid, "Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff: A Novel".CAUTION: Strong Language, Sexual and Racial Themes, and repeated

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