It’s Mental F*ckery Awareness Month and this week is all about me telling you to smile more, but in the least degrading way possible! Ok that’s not what it’s all about. I also tell you about a crazy Nigerian scammer who’s writing a book about ME, the billionaire of knowledge! I take you on a journey through my self-experimentation on my own failing mind and body, we have a few laughs, share a few mushrooms, and read a great conversation I had with a self-published “author” who credits me with the most amazing title I’ll ever have tied to my name. WATCH OUT.Suggested Talking PointsBeing blessed by a strangerWhy am I always frowning?Self-medicating the right(?) way!Life hacks how to not cure your ailmentsWhen a crazy person writes a book about youJourney of my Life PodcastThere is a reason for every encounter in lifeFlying your future murderer to AmericaNEW! Visit http://bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show! ALSO: Patreon patrons will now get exclusive videos of every segment of Garbage Kitchen. Now you can WATCH my reactions rather than just listening. OH BOY! If you have bad date stories and would like to be a guest (or just want to send those stories), email me at WelcomeToMyShowPodcast@gmail.com! Pod LinksiTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMSGoogle: bit.ly/GoogleWTMSSoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMSStitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcherCastbox: bit.ly/WTMScastboxTuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStuneinPocketCasts: bit.ly/WTMSpocketcastOvercast: bit.ly/WTMSovercastAcast: bit.ly/WTMSacastBlubrry: bit.ly/WTMSblubrryListen Notes: bit.ly/WTMSlistennotesGO TO http://welcometomyshow.pizzaConsider making a donation- I work for tips nowpatreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcastEmail me at Welcometomyshowpodcast@gmail.com??Follow me on the things!facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcasttwitter.com/michelekguildinstagram.com/garbagekitchen