Welcome to Episode 49: Ice in my VeinsWhat’s it called when you embarrass yourself by means of another person? Well, I don’t know, but I have an opinion. This week I break down my emotional journey through the great musical Rocketman and express my love for notorious good sweet boy, Elton John. I also dig into saddness that comes with being best friends with a dog, but I never cried. Ever. I have a stone cold heart and ice in my veins. Then I have a story about my parents that I probably wasn’t supposed to share. Don’t tell them. But anyways, because of it, I’m now taking applications for a new father. If that all wasn’t enough, we also take a look at Silk Road, the dark web website where you can order a hitman against yourself. A story of love. Oh yea also weird dating tips like how to not get age-catfished online. Enjoy!Suggested talking points Public embarrassment Jobs, bosses, coworkers, and oopsiesRocketman (no spoilers... do people care about spoilers for musicals?)Elton JohnMusicals and the desire for more realistic scenesLooking for a new dad, now taking applications Concerts and crying Silk Road: a love storyFBI, the deep web/dark webPsychedelic drugs, guns, and sexy murdercasefile, true crime Bad dates, online dating, and getting catfished NEW! Visit http://bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show! ALSO: Patreon patrons will now get exclusive videos of every segment of Garbage Kitchen. Now you can WATCH my reactions rather than just listening. OH BOY! If you have bad date stories and would like to be a guest (or just want to send those stories), email me at WelcomeToMyShowPodcast@gmail.com! Pod LinksiTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMSGoogle: bit.ly/GoogleWTMSSoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMSPodCoin: http://bit.ly/WTMSpodcoin Stitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcherCastbox: bit.ly/WTMScastboxTuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStuneinPocketCasts: bit.ly/WTMSpocketcastOvercast: bit.ly/WTMSovercastAcast: bit.ly/WTMSacastBlubrry: bit.ly/WTMSblubrryListen Notes: bit.ly/WTMSlistennotesGO TO http://welcometomyshow.pizzaConsider making a donation- I work for tips nowpatreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcastEmail me at Welcometomyshowpodcast@gmail.com??Follow me on the things!facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcasttwitter.com/michelekguildinstagram.com/garbagekitchen