0:00

They're the liberal rednecks they

0:02

like Born, bred, but sex

0:04

they care Way too much

0:06

but don't give a fuck

0:10

They're the liberal rednecks that

0:12

makes Some people upset but

0:14

they got Three big ol'

0:16

dicks that you can suck

0:21

What's up everybody? Here we are. Here we

0:23

are. And well it's just me and Drew

0:25

today. Drew looking wild. Got

0:28

that? What is that? Like a fauxhawk or just

0:30

a real high? A real mohawk. That's a real

0:32

mohawk. What makes

0:34

a fauxhawk? When you

0:36

like blend it so it like gets It

0:39

gets a little longer here and it gets a

0:41

little longer And then you spike the middle So

0:44

your hair's not cutting to a fauxhawk but you kind of style

0:46

it into one But

0:48

this is a You know, I striped this

0:50

son of a bitch Yeah, no it does

0:52

hit. Back to that in a second. I'll let everybody know Yeah,

0:54

Cho's not here. He's not gonna be here because a couple weeks

0:56

ago He said he needed to set a standard

0:59

time for recording the podcast because that would hit

1:01

for him and we agreed and then he Immediately

1:03

scheduled something else on his own chosen standard time.

1:05

So he now just can't be here. So, you know Pretty

1:08

ravin. Ravin's gonna be safe. Yeah, I mean, you know

1:10

things come up unexpectedly Like

1:12

you sometimes you don't expect yourself

1:15

to plan something right at the right time That

1:18

you asked for you know what I'm saying? Yeah

1:21

Sure, so you've got a mohawk and that's cuz

1:23

you went to Bonnaroo. Yeah I

1:26

was tired of my hair and I wanted to shave it

1:28

and I was like I'll just do this for Bonnaroo and

1:30

then shave it but I kind of like it, although I

1:32

did get told I look like Chuck Liddell earlier and Carmen

1:35

didn't know who that was. It was on the gravy baby

1:37

podcast So she looked him up and she goes if somebody

1:40

told me I look like him. I'd be upset really

1:45

You don't know what Chuck Liddell looks like I

1:47

mean I do but it's like I just know

1:49

he looks like I know he has This look

1:51

beard mohawk. Yeah the fact that

1:53

he's ugly or not, right? I

1:55

guess I Just think

1:58

he looks like a supreme heart

2:00

because that's like what he was back, you know, I

2:02

was in my early

2:04

20s in my bro period in college, it was

2:06

also like the Ascendancy of the UFC.

2:08

I got really into it for a while and Chuck

2:10

Lebel was like hot shit at that time so like,

2:13

you know, I associate him

2:15

with Bad assery and

2:17

I don't I don't think about

2:19

I don't think he's like a heinously ugly

2:22

motherfucker He just looks like a you

2:24

know bit of an animal I suppose Well

2:27

Carmen said he looks like someone who got punched in

2:29

the face for a living Yeah, and

2:32

that you know checks out. Well, one

2:34

of my friends did tell me I looked scary Right

2:37

with this look. Yeah, there is

2:39

like a square jaw thing going on that

2:42

Even I'm not used to like, you know, I mean like Yeah,

2:46

I look Like I'm

2:49

angrier than I am now but

2:51

that I needed this look when I was angrier Yes,

2:54

well, you know how there's like skin heads that are

2:56

like fervently anti-nazi But

2:58

there's also not neo-nazi skin heads and

3:00

stuff and they they didn't hit for

3:02

each other obviously I don't feel like

3:04

there's like a much lower grade version

3:06

of that with dudes with with that

3:08

haircut I feel like there's a lot

3:10

of guys that you know UFC

3:12

572 or whichever one is coming up soon

3:15

in Vegas Cheering, you know Trump coming

3:17

out the tunnel and whatnot who look

3:19

kind of exactly like you look right

3:21

now Yeah, well, I looked like a

3:23

cop most of the time Been

3:26

on hair how long my hair got before so

3:28

I'm used to that I mean and obviously corn dog is

3:30

a legend in the thread if I put on a hat

3:33

and we've talked about this before But for people don't know

3:35

if I put on a hat I

3:37

look like I coach JV football in

3:39

my hometown and was that January 6th

3:42

Yes, so this is this is just like a

3:46

Worse and better version of that at the same

3:48

time Yeah,

3:50

it's like you so The

3:52

only way I could not look like that's grow my hair out, but

3:55

my hair doesn't grow out Well, I don't have great

3:57

hair. I get tired of fucking fooling with it like

3:59

You know what I'm saying? And that's what happened here.

4:02

I've been growing it out I liked it for a little while

4:04

and then it was starting to get annoying and I was like

4:06

fuck this I'm shaving it and then I shave it and I

4:08

like it and everyone tells me I look like a racist and

4:10

I grow my Hair back out again as the starting the cycle

4:12

over. Yeah hats definitely have a massive impact because I feel like

4:16

Thinking about like, you know, you

4:18

can look January 60 mark looks very

4:20

alpha melee, you know Objectively and when he

4:22

puts on a hat it almost gets better

4:24

because he's like chrome dome with that big

4:27

beard and ripped I

4:29

feel like a hat and mitigates some

4:31

of his alpha douchebaggery Lookingness

4:34

and then Corey, you know bought

4:36

if he's dressed appropriately. He looks

4:38

just like you know, like a

4:41

Like a wife slap an Alabama man or

4:43

whatever. He looks like a different different speedboat

4:45

top hit. Yes, but I You

4:48

know and I I think I've got like

4:50

I don't sound the way like I have to like

4:52

country myself up or it's even more Discordant

4:55

for people because my glasses and my

4:57

hair and whatnot like Yeah,

4:59

you look you have the opposite thing. I do

5:01

have the opposite thing going on. Yeah, you're like

5:05

California dreamy northern California

5:07

dreamy Yeah, right. So

5:09

and I don't know which one would you

5:11

know hit harder? I feel like it definitely

5:13

plays into you know, the fraudulent

5:16

accusations from people because I just don't

5:19

Don't look the way I sound but you know what the hell you want

5:21

me to do that you do like

5:24

As a whole in a certain content. Yeah, that's

5:26

funny. I hadn't thought about that how you got

5:28

the like people are calling you a fraud That

5:31

dude ain't really read that and then people are looking at

5:33

me like so can this guy read? Yeah

5:39

So how was Bonnaroo abuse like

5:41

have you missed one like ever

5:43

or recently fuck you You're

5:45

the last one Andy. When's the last

5:47

Bonnaroo we missed that wasn't canceled It's

5:52

been it's been a few years now Andy

5:54

only did one day this year and I only did

5:56

two I filmed a don't

5:58

tell set on Friday, shout out to

6:00

the people who came out. It was

6:03

rad to see you guys. And

6:05

then I red eyed in. It's

6:08

been a while since I missed one that

6:10

wasn't canceled. I took Brian, friend

6:14

of the pod, everybody knows we talk about Brian, my childhood

6:16

best friend, in like 2016 or

6:19

17. And

6:23

he had been reluctant to go with

6:25

me for years. And he had

6:27

such a good time that he bought an RV the

6:29

next year to go and to

6:32

make sure his life would come. She

6:35

has some heart issues, so she can't really camp.

6:37

And I stayed in the RV with him. And

6:40

I was like, I'll never

6:42

not go in an RV. Right, okay.

6:44

But I've definitely been every year except

6:46

for the canceled year since then. Yeah,

6:49

well, that makes, I thought that you had access to

6:51

an RV and that definitely makes all the difference in

6:53

the world to me, because I only ever, you know,

6:55

I went five years in a row in my twenties

6:58

and we tent camping every single year.

7:00

And that's all my only real experience with it.

7:02

When I think about it, I'm like, it

7:04

ain't no motherfucking way I could do that at,

7:07

you know, in my late thirties or whatever. But

7:09

if you got an RV and there's like air

7:11

conditioning in there and stuff, that's pretty different. Yeah,

7:14

and it's also like, unlike

7:17

being in my twenties, I

7:19

think partially because of who you are and

7:21

your personality in your twenties, who most people

7:23

are, also because going with such a much

7:25

bigger deal financially, it

7:27

was like a lot, you know, it was less money back then

7:29

because it was cheaper, but it was more money to me. I

7:32

had to like do it. But

7:35

I'll stay in an RV till I feel like

7:37

fucking coming out. You know, there's like every day

7:39

there'll be a band or three. I

7:41

gotta see this. Everything else

7:44

is debatable. You know what I mean? It's negotiable. And

7:48

that helps a lot. You know what I mean? And

7:51

I just go out at night more now. I'm way more

7:53

into the late night than I was when I was younger.

7:55

When I was younger, I was into like sad

7:58

Jason Isbell music. And I still like it. instrumental

16:00

huh and the crowd like saying

16:03

Like popular songs. It was very odd I

16:06

saw them there one of the last times I

16:08

went like 10 years ago or something 10 or 11 years ago And

16:11

I was upset at the beginning

16:13

for sure because I had bought

16:15

I had like bought some Mollie But it was just baby

16:18

powder in a fucking capsule or something. It was just bunk

16:20

It was bullshit which that's the only that's the first time

16:22

that ever happened to me Bonnaroo and I was real pissed

16:24

off about that Like I was sitting back

16:26

there as it was starting What a time

16:29

to be alive or we could just buy Molly

16:31

off a person and the biggest fear was it

16:33

would be baby powder Yeah, right and I and

16:35

I was sitting there pumped at

16:37

first But then gradually realizing like I got fucked

16:39

and so I was mad about it and

16:42

I still ended up Enjoying them

16:44

because I thought cuz that as I

16:46

recall and I you know, that

16:48

was 10-11 year They changed shit up all the

16:50

time But the show I saw I remember having

16:52

that thing happen where I'm listening thinking like holy

16:54

shit I forgot

16:57

or did not realize just how many

16:59

goddamn songs they have because I felt

17:01

like every single song of their

17:03

like two-hour setlist was Something

17:05

that I knew and hit for me and then

17:07

and they didn't do the that instrument like I

17:09

don't remember key to Sleeve in the stage or

17:11

none of that either. So I was I for

17:13

that when I saw I was hyped for that

17:15

experience because I experienced that re-listening to them Gearing

17:18

up for Bonnaroo. Yeah, it was like got

17:21

down to the ninth tenth song. I'm like,

17:23

I forgot about this one They

17:26

did not they I mean they open with hits and they

17:28

close with hits Me and my friends left to

17:30

get a good spot at the next show and as

17:33

we walked away they were playing Is

17:36

it called water under the bridge? It's

17:38

just called under the bridge under the bridge. Yeah, I

17:40

mean indeed You know, you're

17:42

walking by people everyone's singing it, you

17:44

know, that's like it's like the

17:47

closest thing They're religious experience, you know what I

17:49

mean? Like that's my God's like everyone's feeling the

17:51

same thing. That was really cool. But Because

17:55

I had I hopes I was a little disappointed in the

17:57

chili peppers. Yeah, I mean I heard

17:59

so So what's this

18:01

thing you had to get permission to tell me or

18:03

something? Oh yeah, the wildest thing I saw at Montero.

18:06

The wildest thing I saw at Montero I

18:09

think was my wife getting

18:12

out her milk filled titties because we

18:14

weren't with our baby that

18:16

were physically hurting her and just sporting

18:18

them all over our friends while

18:20

22 year olds around us reacted

18:23

everywhere from, oh my god, to

18:26

holy shit bro, did you see that? I

18:29

mean, that's pretty fucking hardcore. I do know

18:31

that you gotta, you know, you

18:34

gotta do something that hurt. I mean, you

18:36

don't have to do that, but you have

18:39

to do something. Yeah, she was like expressing

18:41

them into the ground at first. And

18:43

then we were with some wild people and some people were on drugs

18:45

and they were like, squirting on me

18:48

mama. And so she started to because that's

18:50

my wife. But then she started squirting on

18:52

strangers with permission, specifically

18:54

three girls. And that was

18:56

hilarious. They're

18:58

probably thinking they getting like, I don't know, some kind

19:01

of aura or something out of that. You

19:03

know what I mean? I'm certain of it, dude. And I'm

19:05

certain there are people who were horrified right now hearing this.

19:07

And I don't particularly care, but I was saying to Andy,

19:10

I was like, listen, you were going

19:12

to end up on the front page of

19:14

Trashy Boner Reddit. If you don't stop doing

19:16

this, like we, you will be videoed if

19:18

you haven't already. Yeah,

19:20

that is, I mean, that's wild

19:22

to think about too. Like even, I

19:24

mean, even when I was going, so that was

19:27

like, I don't know. It was like 2009 to

19:29

2008 to 2013 or something like that. And

19:33

even back then it wasn't, you

19:35

didn't automatically assume that everybody was filming everything all

19:37

the time. You know what I mean? Even right

19:39

then. I feel like now you have to assume

19:41

that like any kind of wild shit you

19:44

got to imagine someone is recording

19:46

it. And well, the saddest thing,

19:49

the worst thing, and I didn't see this thing.

19:51

I don't know why I'm saying thank God with

19:53

them. But I was reading on Reddit,

19:56

a guy

19:58

fell out at where in the woods, which is

20:00

a new thing, at

20:03

the end, like late night Sunday. And

20:05

this guy was helping him. This dude

20:07

that wrote the Reddit post was like,

20:09

while I was helping him, my

20:11

boyfriend was having to scream at people to

20:13

stop fucking videoing us. So

20:16

dude sees it now. And people

20:18

are recording that. So there's definitely

20:20

a nefarious to the nefariousness to

20:22

that too, you know? Like

20:24

there's, come on, man, live in the

20:27

moment. We don't have to film everything. But then there's also

20:29

like, Hey dude, mind your

20:31

fucking business here. You know? Yeah. You

20:34

just reminded me, I know I've told this story before,

20:36

but I feel like it's been a very, very long

20:38

time. So I'm just going to do it again. Somebody

20:41

seizing in a music festival. One of my memories from

20:43

Bonnaroo one year at the main stage, real

20:45

high, like the type of high that I

20:48

can't believe I ever even used to get

20:50

now, like terror, the prospect of it terrifies

20:52

me, but like, but at the time was

20:54

fine and was having a good time until,

20:57

so first we're all just standing there. And all

20:59

of a sudden I feel this like kind of

21:01

commotion just like beside me on the ground. I

21:03

don't know what it is. And

21:06

I look down and laying on the ground is a

21:09

girl like on her back and then another

21:11

girl over the top of

21:13

her, you know, I can't tell what

21:16

she's doing and I can't see that girl's face. So

21:18

I don't know what's happening, but what she's doing is

21:20

she's like, like shaky here. Like

21:23

what, you know, what's wrong or whatever, but I can't tell

21:25

that because I'm seeing it from the back. I just, it's

21:27

girls like what's going on there. And

21:29

then like, I sort of shift over

21:31

and I see that the girl on the bottom is having some kind of

21:33

seizure or some of her eyes rolled back in her head and her friends

21:35

like freaking out trying to help her. And I was like, what the, but

21:37

I'm real high and that freaks me out. But then, then

21:40

the girl who was helping the first

21:42

girl, she like shoots up and

21:44

her eyes go back in her head and she falls over

21:46

and she starts having a seizure too. So like

21:49

for a second, I was like,

21:51

I thought we were being like, you know, bio-bombed or

21:54

for a second, like for a second I was like,

21:56

Oh my God, am I about to start having a

21:58

seizure? Like I thought it was the start of something.

22:00

like apocalyptic movie or something where like a seizure starts

22:02

in the middle and spread like every in you know

22:05

15 seconds later 30 000

22:07

people are all laid over seizing and I'm right by patient

22:09

zero or something like I really thought I was like holy

22:11

shit I'm about to have a see we're all about to

22:14

have a seizure but they just took the same thing and

22:16

took the same amount of it and same thing happened and

22:18

that's all men you know and they and by the way

22:20

people whatever medics whatever you call them

22:23

came out there and got them and they were you know

22:25

I'm sure they were fine they were I don't think it

22:27

was that big of a deal

22:29

but yeah it like I genuinely thought

22:32

that there was like weaponized

22:35

seizure virus in the air or something

22:37

and then and then I

22:39

was next so funny dude so

22:41

funny but hanging out with porno

22:44

that show going back

22:46

and forth from the pit to him he wouldn't go

22:48

into the pit um and then

22:50

also uh is

22:53

it weird to say everyone else's name it anyway

22:56

his his girlfriend's dad um

22:59

I won't say his name or his girlfriend's name in case they don't want me to

23:03

he didn't enjoy idols yeah

23:06

he apparently loved john batiste you know like apparently

23:08

like he was like that was worth the trip

23:10

alone he came over from a different country I'd

23:12

say it's he well I guess we won't say

23:14

that either he's from I mean I don't think

23:16

that Europe right or is he from the other

23:18

okay Europe yeah so her parents are

23:20

from different corners of the world he's the one

23:22

from somewhere in Europe yeah all right but he

23:25

was just like enjoying them enjoying it you know

23:27

and I kept coming back and forth to

23:30

them porno was like in tears

23:32

half the time telling me how much he loved

23:34

me and you and idols and

23:37

um it was just

23:39

it was just phenomenal a weekend

23:42

for me full of mostly like

23:45

edm shows or sitting

23:47

in a blanket watching Jason is bull this

23:49

was the one that I was like I didn't

23:51

feel like the old guy I felt like I

23:53

felt fucking great the whole time and

23:55

then also I just really dig what they do and what

23:58

they say I mean we were moshing talking about Fuck

24:00

the king, free Palestine, fuck Trump, fuck Biden.

24:02

I mean, it was just like a real

24:04

cathartic, you know, if you have to get

24:06

sober, get sober. I mean, you know, it's

24:09

like punk got old and it aged kind

24:11

of well in this particular case. They didn't

24:13

turn into like racist or Gavin

24:15

McGinnis types, you know? Right. Yeah.

24:18

Does it, um, which happens to some punks.

24:21

I know. I always, I mean, I guess that's the thing

24:23

as old as time. Cause it's like a lot of, you

24:25

know, a lot of hippies from the sixties turned into like

24:27

the boomer assholes of the eighties and the Reagan era and

24:29

stuff like that. And a lot of like Gen

24:32

X types are going

24:34

through the same thing now. And I'm sure like,

24:36

I don't, with punks and Gen X, I think it's

24:38

like they were attracted to

24:41

like, I'll do whatever I want aspect

24:43

of punk. And so when like woke

24:45

culture tried to make them

24:47

be a better human, they

24:49

reacted as if they were being oppressed, like

24:52

the same gear kicked in the fuck

24:54

the government became. Fuck these

24:56

kids telling me about pronouns with

24:59

hippies. I think

25:02

that the hippie movement

25:04

got bigger than it actually was. I

25:06

think like the actual pure heart free

25:08

love thing was here. And

25:10

then all around it was people who just

25:12

were like, these people are hot and they're

25:14

fucking and they're doing drugs. So like some

25:16

like, I don't know, investment bankers,

25:18

son, who's like college age or whatever, just like

25:20

grew his hair out and went and did some

25:22

hippie shit for a while just to do drugs

25:25

and maybe believe that he believed

25:27

it. Right. Yeah. But really, afterwards, it took

25:29

a job there and was then it was

25:31

over from from that point. Yeah. Is that

25:33

going to happen to millennials? That already? I

25:35

know obviously there's plenty of millennials that are

25:37

already crazy and maggoty and stuff, but is

25:39

that like shift going

25:41

to happen? Yeah, some version of

25:43

it. Like what's the thing? The

25:45

driving factor with well,

25:48

I think I don't

25:50

think it'll be as big for us because

25:53

that's what that whole thing of like right.

25:55

You conservative as you age. Yes. And

25:58

it's like, well, because you have a lot to look. Right, exactly.

26:01

And that, right. And then also the world

26:03

shifts away from you. You know, it shifts

26:05

further left. Well, America, I

26:07

don't think is shifting further left. I think it's splitting.

26:10

Yeah. So like, instead of having

26:12

a new Overton window, it's like now there's

26:14

two Overton windows. We

26:16

see that with Gen Z, people who pay attention

26:19

to Gen Z, they are far more left. If

26:21

you're in that bubble, if you're

26:23

in the right, they're far more right than

26:26

our rights. Like right-wing Gen

26:28

Z is far more right-wing than millennials. So

26:30

I don't think millennials will have quite

26:33

as big of an experience

26:35

with that because the next

26:37

generation won't go too far for us. Some

26:39

of them will, but then we'll look

26:41

at the other side of the next generation and we'll be

26:43

like, I guess we'll just stay here. You know? But

26:46

yeah, there's an argument I've seen made many times. I think

26:48

we've talked about it on here before, but yeah, you alluded

26:51

to it. That's like over

26:53

the generations, people get more conservative as they get older because

26:55

they like, yeah, they save up money and buy a house

26:57

and have a family and all this stuff. So it's like,

26:59

yeah, they want to pay less in taxes because they're protecting

27:01

their own whatever nest egg and

27:04

all that shit. And you just like grow

27:06

up. And that means having these, like you

27:08

said, having things to lose for millennials. Generally,

27:10

that just ain't happens. Like those

27:12

things have not happened. So like, why would you

27:14

shift in that direction? As far as like the

27:16

thing, the younger generation going too

27:18

far, I feel like for

27:21

a lot, I mean, I don't know my experience, you know,

27:23

like when we were young, like we, you

27:25

know, like we lost being

27:27

able to say the word

27:29

retarded or whatever. Like those

27:31

are, those are

27:34

the things that, and then there's like, also,

27:36

you know, I think there's, but I've, I've

27:38

met plenty of like big fans of ours,

27:40

mine and ours and stuff who

27:42

will still say that and act that way. And a lot

27:44

of my friends and so like, there's, I

27:46

don't think that that the world's

27:49

not passing the spot made everyone go,

27:51

well, fuck everything about this. I'm

27:54

going to listen to Rush Limbaugh or Glenn Becker. I

27:56

don't know, whoever the fuck it is. I mean, and

27:58

it did some people, I mean, anti-woke, Absolutely

28:01

captured some people's hearts

28:03

and minds. And

28:06

that'll happen to more and more millennials, I

28:09

suppose, as Gen Z tries

28:11

to go more woke. But that's the thing. Gen Z

28:13

is not really. Gen Z's leftism

28:15

is going in, or a route I

28:17

like a little bit better, it seems

28:19

to be going in two ways. One,

28:22

there is a lot more like labeling. Like they're

28:24

even more into that than us. You

28:26

know, they're breaking it down. I'm

28:29

a Demi-Pem-Sec, you know, blah blah blah. But then also

28:31

a lot of it has to do with capitalism.

28:35

And so that might be one way we swing back,

28:38

where we're like conservative because these fucking kids

28:40

are trying to tax us to death and

28:42

make everybody drive the same car. Mm-hmm.

28:47

But I don't know if they'll be successful. I

28:49

think they'll actually just get murdered on college campuses and

28:52

we'll be like, well, God damn, I guess we don't have to

28:55

swing back. I

28:59

mean, also, we're sorry, go ahead. There

29:01

was another thing I wanted to ask you, I mean,

29:03

y'all, but Cora in here's view about this week, because

29:05

I saw this thing on Reddit. I

29:08

feel like you see stories like this every now and then. I

29:12

can't think of another specific example, but it's not foreign. This

29:14

type of thing pops up every now and then. I don't know who

29:17

generates it, who has the idea that this

29:19

person should get glazed, as the kids say, or

29:21

jacked off or whatever. But every now and then

29:23

you'll see an article or something about like a

29:25

billionaire, a super rich person, right? Sometimes

29:28

it's about them giving a bunch of

29:30

their money away or whatever, but I'm

29:32

specifically talking about, I saw an article

29:34

this week that got subtraction about

29:37

the founder of IKEA, so a Swedish

29:39

billionaire, who's, I'm pretty sure he's long

29:41

dead now. And he was like, I

29:43

think he was like a Nazi sympathizer and shit back

29:46

in the day in the 40s. As soon as I saw

29:48

the way that he was getting glazed, I knew he had

29:50

to be a bad person. But the whole thrust of the

29:52

thing was like, this guy was worth billions of dollars and

29:55

he drove like a 92 Astro

29:57

van or whatever it was every day. He got the... same,

30:00

you know, he ate like fast food. He

30:03

didn't, he lived very, very, very frugally. And

30:05

people are, it's always presented as like, isn't

30:08

that admirable? And I don't know what you

30:10

think, but my opinion of it is if,

30:13

cause also as far as I could tell, he

30:15

did not like, then take his whole fortune and just

30:18

give it away. It just went to his kids or

30:20

his heirs or whatever. And it's like, if you don't

30:22

give it all away, if you just pass it onto

30:24

your shitty, rich kids and then treat it like, like,

30:28

then I think that's like work. I would

30:30

rather a billionaire live like a billionaire. If

30:32

they're going to keep all their money, then

30:34

like, hoard it like

30:36

a dragon without even like

30:39

doing anything with like, you know what I

30:41

mean? It's like now it's like completely worthless.

30:43

It's literally just sitting in your dragon cave,

30:46

not doing nothing for nobody. Whereas if you

30:48

were out globe trotting and

30:50

buying islands and shit, I don't know.

30:53

You're giving money to fucking my type

30:55

bartenders and stuff. Yeah, dude. Some

30:58

whore in Thailand deserved a

31:00

bonus. Right. Yeah. So yeah,

31:03

I just think it's weird. I'm with you. I saw

31:06

that thing that you're talking about and

31:09

I like kind of dove into it just enough

31:11

to see if he'd like been given it all

31:13

away. Right. Even if he had,

31:15

my first response was, well, this dude's like

31:17

autistic or something. This dude has something going

31:19

on and I don't mean that like is

31:21

an insulting way. I just mean like this

31:23

dude needed his habits so bad. He needed

31:25

his routine so badly that he couldn't even

31:28

do something out of the ordinary even though he had

31:30

all the power in the world. And I would, that's

31:32

again, I'm not trying to like, I don't want anyone

31:35

to think I'm now disparaging people with autism. I'm just

31:37

saying I saw that and I thought, well, that's a

31:39

personality thing, but then he didn't give it

31:41

away. Didn't do anything with it. And I was like, nah, fuck

31:43

this guy, man. Fuck him forever.

31:45

And like you said, it's almost

31:47

worse because I

31:50

don't believe in like trickle down economics being

31:52

anything worth the fuck policy

31:54

wise, but it, but

31:57

it does help a small

31:59

my. microcosm of people, you

32:02

know, Elon Musk having to pay off some

32:04

girl he molested, at least her kids are

32:06

going to get to go to college. Like,

32:09

did you see what I'm saying? No, yeah, of course.

32:11

I read that story and I was like, so

32:15

other than IKEA, what

32:18

did this dude give the world? Right. And

32:20

what did he experience and get from the

32:22

world? And the

32:24

fact, and the idea, it's at best neutral.

32:26

The idea that it's admirable to

32:28

me is a sign of

32:30

how like almost fascist our

32:33

culture is becoming where it's like,

32:35

isn't it admirable not to enjoy

32:37

yourself? Right. No.

32:39

Right. Like, compared

32:42

to the white privilege thing, and I worked on doing a joke

32:44

about this and I could never figure out how to get to

32:46

work. Maybe I should go back to it. The best thing you

32:49

do with white privilege, obviously, is like trying to change things. To

32:52

me, the second best thing you can do is

32:54

enjoy the fuck out of it. Yeah. Call a

32:56

cop fat to his face. I used to do

32:58

it all the time. Yep. You sure did. But

33:01

if I got it, live through

33:03

me. Right. I'll go

33:06

live. Yeah. They also said

33:08

that he did all that typical rich guy shit

33:10

to have like, you know, I don't, I

33:12

don't even know how it all works, but like, headquarters,

33:15

IKEA and tax haven places, you know,

33:17

like all that like loophole gaming the

33:19

system stuff to keep from paying taxes

33:22

and all that like he did all

33:24

that shit. He just like didn't

33:27

drive a Bentley or get driven around in

33:29

Rolls Royce. He was a Scrooge. He was

33:31

afraid it's been his money. Like that's what

33:33

did it for him was the numbers going

33:35

up, you know, I'm assuming, but I think

33:37

it's okay to assume bad shit about billionaires,

33:39

even if you don't have any hardcore evidence.

33:41

They were horrible and

33:44

not giving away a lot of your

33:46

money when you have that much. To

33:49

me, there's nothing a person can do

33:51

to counteract that. Right. They are overall

33:54

a bad person to me, especially not

33:56

eat at McDonald's to assign

33:58

morality to those types of choices

34:00

one way or the other. Like

34:02

I'm saying fuck that guy because he didn't spread his

34:04

money around. Right. If

34:07

it made him happy, data McDonald's, then by all means go

34:09

ahead. To assign morality to like

34:11

that basic of a choice. Well

34:14

what's the word we're allowed to say now again? To

34:18

me it's just like, and by

34:21

the way I'm kidding I'm trying not to say that word.

34:23

I don't want to get back to toxic 20 year old

34:25

Drew but the way

34:27

we assign morality now to like so many

34:29

things. That's almost like

34:31

a counter response to the woke culture I think. Like

34:34

anti-wokes are, they're now playing our

34:36

game. You know what I mean? They

34:39

did it with Morgan Wallin. They

34:41

anti-woke that motherfucker right to the top of the charts.

34:44

Where it was almost like, they

34:46

almost made it, it's weird, they almost made it

34:50

a morally good thing that he said to N

34:52

word. Right. But

34:54

what do you say that would be... See he's a regular guy. I

34:58

mean they're doing that with these like frugal

35:01

rich people and stuff. They're saying that it

35:03

was admirable that he went to

35:05

McDonald's and it's neutral. He just went

35:07

to... What's admirable about that? I feel

35:09

like it's a, I don't know, like

35:12

it's adjacent to their whole obsession. You

35:14

know like the whole like

35:16

bootstrap hustle culture shit where it's like the

35:18

idea that anyone can be rich and successful

35:20

you just have to be smart with your

35:22

money and work very hard. So you think

35:24

that's the implication is that he didn't blow

35:26

his money. That's how IKEA was successful. I

35:28

mean I think that that's like the underlying

35:31

thing that makes people think that that hits

35:33

is because they're like... I didn't think of

35:35

that because it's dumber than what I thought

35:37

it was. That is IKEA

35:39

work because he didn't go to

35:41

steak houses is so stupid.

35:44

Right. But I think they think

35:46

like, see I do, if I do that

35:48

now because I'm disciplined and I'm

35:51

a hard work and all this stuff, one

35:53

day I'll be that billionaire or whatever because

35:55

that's what you got to do. You got to do that

35:57

from the beginning. Yeah. And then if you're

35:59

really, you know, you really. whatever change your

36:01

habits and your lifestyle, then of course you're gonna

36:03

keep doing that. I mean, I don't know, I'm

36:05

speculating here. Right, no, I thought it was like

36:07

be humble and good things

36:09

will happen to you, which is adjacent

36:12

to that. That's even dumber.

36:14

It's like, that's just basic math.

36:17

Like if you add up, if you live, like

36:21

a, we'll call it a

36:23

Morgan County baller. You know, I'm

36:25

not talking about flying all over the world, but just like, you

36:28

stay in a hotel when you want to. Half

36:31

a million dollars a year is probably all you can spend. That

36:35

company's worth, I

36:37

mean, can you look it up? It's the billions, yeah.

36:39

It's in the, it's with a B. And

36:42

if you compare those two numbers

36:44

percentage-wise, it's literally a

36:46

drop in the bucket. $21

36:48

billion, I honestly kind of thought it'd be more

36:50

than that, frankly, but yeah, $21 billion. So

36:54

I just feel like, I

36:56

think that guy's a bad person because I found out he

36:58

hoarded all his money. The fact

37:00

that he ate somewhere in like, out

37:03

of the ordinary for a rich person means nothing.

37:06

Right. One way or the other. Yeah,

37:08

no, I completely agree. It does make me a

37:11

little mad that he didn't enjoy it. Right.

37:15

But I'm not gonna like, spin that into

37:17

like, an article. Yeah,

37:20

I don't know, it's weird. I thought, you know, the

37:22

Easter, I'm like, I

37:26

don't know exactly what changed, but you know, I'm

37:28

not saying they were ever like, it did not

37:30

hit to be a peasant or a serf or

37:32

anybody like that. And it's not like society didn't

37:34

used to be stratified, but like, there's a lot

37:36

of examples of, and I brought this up on

37:38

here before, but it was also a very long

37:40

time ago. Like the rich people like

37:43

back in the day, were

37:46

like culturally given

37:48

the impression that they had an obligation to

37:50

like do something with it. The

37:52

Rockefellers, man. And then, and that was part of it. You

37:55

know, you got to build some schools or do, you got

37:57

to do something with it. And that used to be, to

37:59

be a big part of it for a long time. And

38:01

then I don't know exactly where

38:03

or what happened, but that's just like completely gone

38:05

now. I mean, some of them still, but some

38:08

of them still do that, but now they're like jerked

38:10

off as the exception. Like you believe how much of

38:12

a great guy, Bill Gates, Bill Gates is like, maybe

38:14

we should do something with it. And people are like,

38:16

what a fucking fire brand, genius

38:19

thought leader this guy is. And it's like,

38:21

that used to be the standard, but like, you

38:24

know, greed is good and all that shit. I don't

38:26

know. I think two things. One,

38:28

I think they rich people and people who

38:30

wanted to service them in order to get

38:32

money, did

38:35

a concerted effort to get rid of that,

38:38

to like change culture. You

38:40

know, it's immoral to give handouts.

38:43

Right? Don't you know that

38:46

it's shit, right? Yeah, yeah. Right. And

38:49

that that's done wonders in

38:51

America for the rich class in terms of

38:53

getting them out of building schools, but also

38:55

in terms of people looking up

38:57

to them. I mean, again, some

38:59

of the worst people in America are

39:02

considered good people simply because they're successful.

39:04

I remember a time where we were suspicious of

39:07

almost anyone successful in business. Cause it was like,

39:09

it was like a good for you, but I

39:12

mean, people just screw over. And now

39:14

it's like screwing over people is almost

39:16

virtuistic. It's wild. And

39:19

then the second thing that I'll say, and I don't mean

39:21

to bust your bubble about Bill Gates, and

39:25

maybe this was always going on. Maybe this

39:27

is what it always was. Maybe philanthropy has

39:29

always just been to serve the

39:31

rich. You know, Rockefeller was able

39:33

to have a lot of goodwill. A lot

39:35

of people in the Rockefeller camp got

39:38

positions of power because he

39:40

was considered this nice, wonderful philanthropist. A

39:43

lot of things he wanted to do in the city and get

39:45

out of in the city as far as taxes. It was easy

39:47

for him to make that happen because he was beloved. So

39:50

maybe it's always been about that, but with Gates

39:53

as an example, almost

39:55

everywhere in Africa, Bill Gates is doing work

39:57

and putting in a lot of money. they

40:00

have a resource that his

40:02

company and tech companies in general

40:04

need. And

40:07

he gets to through his

40:09

organization, it's Dick tech policy

40:11

there. So it's like

40:14

a really dark, even the exceptions

40:16

to the rule. Now there's often like

40:18

a dark underpinning to it. So,

40:21

yeah, I don't know. I

40:24

just think what changed mostly is our

40:26

culture now, like considers being successful, even

40:28

if you're an asshole, a virtue, like

40:31

a moral virtue. And

40:33

they've almost spun like philanthropy into

40:35

like something that's wrong and

40:37

ruins people. Yeah.

40:41

I don't know. Don't hit. Um, don't

40:45

hit happy father's day. Oh

40:47

yeah. Back at you. Yeah. I told, I

40:49

texted y'all this, but I, uh, I was,

40:52

I was just messing around the house

40:54

doing stuff. I don't remember exactly, but,

40:56

uh, by rearranging the kitchen or something.

40:58

And I had my, I had

41:01

Alexa playing a playlist of mine I've had for

41:03

years, which is like kind of my classic rock

41:05

playlist, but it's not like your, you know, W

41:07

K U and classic rock, you know, it's like

41:11

Leonard Skinner, and Elton John and David Bowie and all that

41:13

type of stuff that hit the band stuff that hits for

41:15

me. And, um, and

41:18

it was mostly smashing because I hadn't listened to that music in

41:20

a long time. And then at one

41:22

point it was on shuffle. And again, mostly hitting. And

41:24

then at one point, uh, this song by Warren Z,

41:27

there's a lot of Warren Z, Von on there, a

41:29

song from his final album that he wrote while

41:32

he was, uh, passing away of cancer called keep

41:34

me in your heart for a while, which is

41:36

a really great song came on

41:38

shuffle. And I told you, I was like,

41:41

I might as well have told Alexa to

41:43

set a, your dad is dead reminder for

41:45

father's day. Cause

41:48

it just wrecked me. I don't know.

41:50

Like, you know, I just didn't mean it's also, I

41:52

thought like I told you, setting a reminder of your

41:54

dad is dead father's day. Yeah. Are you sure about

41:56

this? It's also, it's also, like I told

41:58

you, it's like, I made that playlist. It's like. I

42:00

blew myself up by stepping on a mine that I

42:02

buried or whatever. But yeah, it, uh,

42:05

but other than that, it was mostly fine. Another

42:07

Raven thing that happened on totally opposite end of

42:09

the spectrum. I think it'll hit for you because

42:11

we know how I am with sports fandoms or

42:13

whatever earlier last

42:15

week. We decided like, well, we'll go to a

42:17

Dodgers game for father's day. And I looked up

42:19

are the Dodgers at home. They were playing a

42:22

three game stretch Friday, Saturday, and Sunday against the

42:24

Kansas city Royals looked at the

42:26

game on father's day. Not surprisingly, that's a

42:28

popular choice. So the tickets are more expensive

42:30

and the choices for seating were not as

42:32

good. Also, it was in the middle of

42:34

the day. They were playing the

42:37

Royals on Saturday at nighttime and the tickets were

42:39

cheaper and there were better seats. And I was

42:41

like, you know what? Let's just

42:43

go on Saturday and just call that father's day. Cause

42:45

it's better, you know, better option in multiple ways. And

42:47

everybody was cool with that. So we

42:49

went on Saturday and you know,

42:51

show, Hey, Oh, tiny $70 million man. Right.

42:55

And that game, he went over, uh,

42:58

the Kansas city chiefs and the Royals, Kansas see

43:00

Royals in the like fifth or sixth inning hit

43:02

a grand slam to go up five to two,

43:04

then they scored two more runs and ended up

43:07

winning seven to two. It wasn't even close. Oh,

43:09

tiny didn't do shit. Freddie Freeman didn't do shit.

43:11

The game on father's day that

43:14

we almost, but did not go to Oh, tiny

43:16

got two homers, him and Freddie Freeman went

43:18

back to back with home runs. They shut

43:20

out the Royals and one three to nothing.

43:22

And it was like trending on Twitter that

43:24

they had hit so hard. So like, so,

43:26

you know, quite a high streak. Yeah, I

43:28

know. So that's, that's also pretty raving. It's

43:30

funny. Cause I, people that don't know I'm

43:32

talking, like I have, it's like a

43:35

running joke, except if it doesn't feel like a joke

43:37

to me that I have terrible luck with like sports

43:39

fandom, all my teams don't hit, but also it's like,

43:41

if I go to the game, they're like

43:43

guaranteed to lose if I'm going to go, but

43:45

then don't go, it's phenomenal shit like that always

43:47

happens, but I had thought previously silly me, I

43:49

don't know what the hell I was thinking. The

43:52

Dodgers are so good. You know, people hate the Dodgers

43:54

and I get it cause they're really good. And they,

43:56

you know, they're like the West coast Yankees. They buy

43:59

all, buy all the best players. hit pretty hard. So

44:01

when I moved to LA without a baseball team, I was like, well, I'm

44:03

gonna be a Dodgers fan. I was like, this,

44:06

this will, it will hit though, you know,

44:09

in spite of my own personal sports related

44:11

Ravens, this will be just fine. And

44:13

I really thought that was working because that, this, this

44:15

past Saturday was like the fourth or fifth Dodgers game

44:18

I've ever been to since I moved since I said,

44:20

Hey, I'm a Dodgers fan. And I had never seen

44:22

him lose before. And then Saturday that happened. And then

44:24

they followed it up Sunday with that.

44:26

So I think, you know, the Ravens finally caught

44:28

on. It took you a while to change the

44:30

culture trade, but you finally done it. Finally did

44:32

it. Well, it was my first

44:34

father's day. Andy left me a card at bottom of

44:36

the room that I found when she left. So I

44:39

was just crying in an RV, you know, like a

44:41

dad was very sweet. But obviously, other than

44:43

that, you know, I mean, he's a

44:45

babe. I got a plug in. That's why I moved.

44:49

Yeah, well, look, I don't know, maybe you'll have it

44:52

differently. But my, you know, my sons are tweens

44:54

or middle schoolers and they, they

44:57

don't, you know, they had no idea it was fine.

44:59

Even though they've been reminded by Carolina father's days coming

45:01

up or whatever, like, even though we

45:03

like went to a baseball game for father's

45:05

day, the night before, still on Sunday, they

45:07

were like, what? What's it's what, you know,

45:09

like, Oh, okay. Like they had no idea. So,

45:11

you know, but what about sports fandom? I

45:13

thought you were going to connect it to

45:16

being a dad. Did I miss that? No,

45:18

no, no, the only thing, no, no, no,

45:20

I just almost thought you were going to

45:23

be like, they were, they were like, dad,

45:25

we get it. We like sports. No, the

45:27

only thing I have to say about sports

45:29

fandom and fatherhood for me personally is because

45:31

of my own personal experience that we just

45:34

described, I have done nothing

45:36

to like, try to get my

45:39

sons into like, watching sports or

45:41

enjoying it, because I genuinely, from

45:44

my perspective, I genuinely feel like

45:47

they will be better off that way. Like, I like I'll watch,

45:49

I don't even try to get them to watch football games with

45:51

me or nothing like that, because I'm like, you don't need this.

45:53

And you're like, I get so mad at myself so often for

45:56

how I react emotionally to the results of things

45:58

that I have nothing to do with. And

46:00

I'm just like, y'all don't need this shit in

46:02

your life. I was listening to an interview with

46:04

somebody else who's like from Boston, who's

46:06

around my age and he has a kid and he

46:09

was talking about how he can't wait to like get

46:11

his kid into, you know, Patriots. Oh,

46:13

he's gonna be a Pats fan, all this stuff. And I was

46:15

just thinking about that. I was like, yeah, why wouldn't that guy

46:17

think that? Like that guy and his dad shared- He's got one

46:19

last night. All these great memories

46:22

of, you know, Tom

46:25

Brady and the Patriots dynasty and

46:27

all that shit. The Celtics just won an

46:29

18th. Oh, right. Yeah. Yes,

46:31

right. Yes. It's not just the Patriots. Yeah, the

46:33

Celtics just won their 18th champions. Yeah. If you're

46:35

from Boston, I get it, but I'm from fucking

46:37

Tennessee and also happen to like the Raiders. So

46:39

like, I just, you know, I'm like,

46:41

if they end up getting into sports, I'm

46:44

all for- and then so with baseball,

46:46

like kind of drug them

46:48

to the first couple of games, but then they liked it. Now

46:50

they like going to a game. I still don't, they still have

46:52

no interest in watching it on TV, but they do like

46:54

going to a baseball game. And when I saw that happening again,

46:57

because it's the Dodgers, I was like, well, this is okay. Like

47:00

I can also baseball, they play a million fucking

47:02

games. So it's like, you know what I

47:04

mean? They're going to lose a lot even when they

47:07

have a great year. It's a little different. But

47:09

yeah, with the other sports, I just don't. If

47:12

they end up getting into it, great. That's fine.

47:14

You know, I'll watch it with them and enjoy

47:16

it with them. But I'm not, I'm not doing

47:18

anything to influence that because I

47:21

think they'll be happier people without

47:23

it in their life. That's just

47:25

how I feel about it. That's something that our fans may not give

47:27

a shit about, but I find it very interesting. And

47:30

I think it goes against baseball with younger

47:32

people. I

47:35

was watching my niece play softball. Her

47:37

team went undefeated and ended up winning the tournament.

47:40

They had some close calls in some games. It's

47:43

wild how baseball has a rule and the

47:45

rule makes sense. And we can explain the

47:47

rule for people who don't think about sports,

47:50

but it has a rule in place that

47:52

on certain game days prevents

47:54

your best player from

47:56

playing. That

47:58

rule is about pitches. And

48:00

it's to protect the players and maybe a movie

48:02

doesn't even have the rule. It's just that nobody

48:04

can pitch that many games back to back. Yeah.

48:06

But in like the high school levels and below,

48:08

my niece, like you can't pitch games back to

48:10

back on certain days because it would hurt a

48:12

kid's arm. It's a good rule. But

48:14

it is wild that there's like by rule, if

48:18

sometimes your most dominant player cannot

48:20

play. I mean imagine you brought

48:22

up Tom Brady. If

48:24

even if it was just one or two games a year, late

48:27

in the year Tom Brady wasn't allowed to play.

48:30

Right. You know, I that's

48:32

what, yeah, but actually that's wild. It is wild,

48:34

but that's why they have to like focus so

48:36

much on building a bullpen and a good roster

48:39

of pitchers and stuff. And, you know, I mean,

48:41

I don't think you literally

48:43

could do that in football because they can't even

48:45

find 32 quarterbacks who are good

48:47

enough to do it. So you couldn't have a

48:49

stable of good quarterbacks like so it's a good

48:51

thing. They don't need to. But like in

48:54

baseball, because of that, that's why they have to take

48:56

all that into account when they, you know, build their

48:58

team. Or even look at their schedule. They have to

49:00

think like that team is harder than this team. So

49:02

we need to save this dude for that game. I'm

49:04

not pitching before, you know, they got to think about

49:07

all that shit. Yeah,

49:09

when I was younger, I never got I was

49:11

always like, I always felt like, you know, pitchers

49:13

were bitches or something. You know what I mean?

49:15

It's like throwing what the fuck you fucking play

49:17

once every three games or something four or five

49:19

games like what you don't even hear most of

49:22

you. Yeah, but like but

49:25

you know, I guess it really wrecks their

49:27

shit. If they don't do that, you know,

49:29

it's like apparently it's really bad for an

49:32

arm throwing that hard that often. Yeah, even

49:34

doing what they do destroys their arms all.

49:36

Yeah, it's like, yeah, explosive

49:38

kinetic energy mature. Did you see that story

49:40

of that 40 year old trying to make

49:42

it in the league? He was a hotshot

49:44

recruit who got hurt and

49:47

then I think got addicted to some stuff

49:49

and fell apart and then he like left

49:51

the sports behind went to

49:53

do whatever else and he started throwing again

49:55

almost as like therapeutically. And he was hitting

49:58

line 103. No,

50:00

he was like well, they gave him a fucking

50:02

contract dude like a short one. I don't even

50:04

know what to do what team okay? It's

50:08

like a fucking Kevin Costner movie or something.

50:10

I'm pretty sure they've already sold the rights

50:12

to yeah, blah blah blah I

50:15

saw it on tick tock And

50:17

if I miss quoting you guys know how I am if

50:19

I don't remember part of the story I just make it

50:21

up and then convince myself. It's true If it wasn't addiction

50:23

and I just cast that demon on a guy. I'm sorry

50:25

uh Type

50:29

like 38 or 39 year old

50:31

rookie pitcher Okay

50:34

Brebber gabber gabber day old Old

50:38

rookie pitcher MLB.

50:41

God damn it Jimmy

50:44

look that up. Yeah While

50:49

you're doing that let me take a

50:51

chance to plug my Nashville date, which

50:53

is next Wednesday What is that the 26?

50:57

It is I don't know yeah,

50:59

yes, it is 26. I'm in

51:02

Nashville Zany's headlining Fucking

51:04

dude we're gonna have speaking quarterbacks Patrick

51:07

Mahomes is coming. He's gonna do a

51:09

set We're

51:11

gonna have Kevin Hart. He's doing a set. We're gonna let

51:13

Bill Cosby do a several We're gonna heckle him so you

51:15

guys come through we got a lot of special guests. It's

51:17

gonna be a good time. I Don't

51:21

know I ain't finding it No,

51:23

it could be that he's he got a

51:25

contract and he's in like he's at the triple-a or

51:27

something He had been called up to the show yet

51:29

or something. I don't know but no Well, I know

51:31

he at least pitched in the game I'm like pretty

51:34

sure he pitched but also it might be a year

51:36

old dude Whatever if people are interested they can go

51:38

find it. Yeah All

51:40

right. Well, it's gonna be a slightly shorter

51:42

episode this week for reasons that it

51:44

don't matter It's just gonna be so we're gonna wrap it

51:46

up. You're already gave his plugs. I'm uh This

51:51

Week depending on when you hear this I got

51:53

chosen so I got shows in Orange County and

51:55

then Oxnard and then on sundown I'm in San

51:57

Jose and then after that a weekend in Tulsa,

51:59

Oklahoma a bunch of other places to go

52:01

to treycrowder.com and check it out. Who's opening

52:04

for you? In Tulsa? No,

52:07

in California. I don't

52:09

know, just whoever they get. I didn't request anybody. Oh, okay. I thought it

52:11

might be farm. I know a lot of people might be interested in that.

52:14

I mean, that would be fine with me. I just

52:16

haven't, you know. Yeah, yeah, not bad. Generally speaking, if

52:19

people ask, you know, I'll let people come to me

52:21

or just let the club book them as my kind

52:23

of rule of thumb

52:25

for whatever reason. I don't know

52:27

how I got that in my head. I just thought it would hit for

52:29

people. I was trying to help. Carmen

52:32

has done that before, but that

52:35

was like my last Hollywood tour day

52:37

today. But anyway, listen,

52:39

also check out weekly skus and putting on airs

52:41

and gravy baby and all the other shit in

52:44

the skewniverse. And we appreciate y'all. Thank

52:46

you all for listening to the Well Read Show. We

52:48

love to stick around longer, but we got to go.

52:50

Tune in next week if you got nothing to do.

52:54

Thank you, God bless you. Good night. We

53:22

gonna get drunk and we gonna talk a

53:24

lot. Dress real fancy sitting in our chairs.

53:26

Sip on our team putting on airs. We

53:28

collected from our love of Downton Abbey. We

53:31

collected, we found out we're both

53:33

so fancy. Hey, what's the difference

53:35

between rednecks and royal families? Only

53:38

money cause they both have sex with

53:41

family. Ew. Putting on airs. What other

53:43

rednecks to talk about foreign bears? Laughing

53:45

so hard that we end up falling

53:47

out our chairs. Sir

53:50

Trace, Sir Corey. Oh what a pair. High

53:52

class topics with a redneck flare. Oh

53:54

yeah. Tune rednecks but we're still fancy

53:57

putting on airs. We might

53:59

not know I'm out your We gon' get drunk and

54:02

we talk about yaps We gon'

54:04

get drunk and we gon' talk a lot Dress

54:06

real fancy, sit in our chairs, sip on our

54:08

tea, puttin' on airs Who rep next but we're

54:10

still fancy, puttin' on airs We

54:12

might not know much about history, we don't care

54:16

We gon' get drunk and we talk about yaps We gon' get drunk

54:18

and we gon' talk a lot Dress

54:20

real fancy, sit in our chairs, sip on our

54:22

tea, puttin' on airs Okay, it's Team Squirt, it's

54:24

Team Trey Oh yeah, we keepin' it

54:26

basic He thinks that the squirrels

54:28

at Cory's mom's house are racist And

54:30

you know squirrels live in the same place

54:32

for generations So Trey, you better count your

54:35

days and you better count your blessings Cause

54:37

all the squirrels that you ran over, that

54:39

you think are nameless, faceless Their families are

54:41

gettin' together and plottin' on you from the

54:44

attic and basement So even though Cory is

54:46

dumb, fat, and bald He knows how to

54:48

avoid drama, don't get squirrels involved Who rep

54:50

next but we're still fancy, puttin' on airs

54:53

We might not know much about history, we don't

54:55

care We gon' get drunk and we talk about

54:57

yaps We gon' get drunk and we gon' talk a lot Dress

55:00

real fancy, sit in our chairs, sip on our tea,

55:02

puttin' on airs Who rep next but we're still fancy,

55:04

puttin' on airs We might

55:06

not know much about history, we don't care

55:09

We gon' get drunk and we talk

55:11

about yaps We gon get drunk and

55:13

we gon' talk a lot Dress real fancy, sit in our

55:15

chairs, sit on our tea, puttin' on airs We

55:26

gon' get drunk and we'll sit on our tea, puttin'

55:28

on airs We gon' get drunk and we'll sit

55:30

on our tea, puttin' on airs