0:00

They're the big old dicks that

0:02

you can suck. So

0:21

Amber was like, we're gonna be at Disney and you've

0:23

got like, it's not just that your beard is blonde,

0:25

it's that the brown is starting to come out of

0:28

it so it kind of looks ombre and I just

0:30

feel like you're gonna look stupid in all our pictures

0:32

so I'm gonna have AJ dye your

0:34

hair back to its normal

0:36

color but AJ couldn't be there to

0:38

do it so she just told Amber over the

0:41

phone how to do it. She's like, yeah put

0:43

this many drops of this in here and blah

0:45

blah blah blah blah and my

0:47

beard like, she hit my mustache

0:49

first bro and I look like, I'm not gonna

0:51

say Hitler but John Waters, I look like John

0:54

Waters which is honestly kind of worse to look

0:56

like than Hitler. You know what I mean? John

0:59

Waters looks more perverted than Hitler. Yeah. But

1:02

he's got that little bitty pencil mustache

1:04

right? Yeah. Is this an

1:06

American icon versus the dude who did the

1:09

Holocaust? Yeah you're right. It's

1:11

better to look like John Waters than Hitler

1:13

I guess. Hitler was more handsome though I

1:15

think. What? I'm not giving you

1:17

that one either dude. You look like a little rat. I'm

1:20

not saying he was great looking. Hitler was not,

1:22

I do not think Hitler was a good looking

1:24

dude. I'm glad somebody finally had the courage to

1:26

have this conversation. No, no,

1:28

no, no, no. I didn't say he was a good

1:30

looking dude. I said when you compare him to John

1:32

Waters he was better looking. I'm reminded of that. I

1:35

don't know John Waters is like. I

1:37

only know old John Waters. He's swirly for

1:39

sure. John Waters looks like every time they

1:41

announce the world's ugliest dog it kind of

1:44

looks like John Waters. Yeah, it's cute. Yeah,

1:47

but it's like. Yeah, he's like, I mean he's

1:49

like, you know he's pervy but

1:51

dapper. Yeah, I guess you're

1:53

right. Okay, I take it back. I'm reminded

1:56

of that where he says I have to

1:58

take it back. any

2:00

circumstances have to give it to ISIS. You

2:02

know? Yeah. I

2:06

believe I've been guilty of that unironically before

2:08

giving it up to... That's what made it

2:11

work. Yeah, dude. Now, young

2:13

John Waters looks significantly more

2:15

pervy than... He's got like...

2:19

Show it. Okay. Please.

2:22

I gotta know if I'm... I

2:25

still... I don't think he... You'd

2:27

always rather be compared to John Waters than

2:29

Hitler. I completely agree with

2:31

you. Look at this picture of him.

2:33

Oh my God. Divine Lord. But he's

2:36

hot in there. That's like that creepy...

2:38

Hot. That's not hot. That looks... He's

2:41

a toothpick. He's kinda... He's kinda...

2:43

You simi-y sort of. Ugh,

2:45

that ain't good. Yeah, that ain't... Well, that's what I

2:47

look like. That looks like a skinny

2:49

brother of the Undertaker's manager.

2:52

Yeah. Yeah, Paul Bearer's like... Paul

2:54

Bearer? Yeah. Yeah.

2:57

Paul Bearer's brother, Bill Bearer. Well, that's what

2:59

I looked like. And so what was

3:01

funny is, is like, as soon as it got

3:03

done, it was like... I was like telling

3:05

Amber, I was like, dude, at least when I had it... When

3:08

it was blonde, at least it was like, okay,

3:10

Cory did something to be funny. I said,

3:12

in this one, it looks like I'm going

3:15

gray and I'm not dealing with it well.

3:17

You know what I'm saying? Like, it don't even... So

3:20

she just did a thin black line, but then

3:22

the top part was blonde? I can't explain it.

3:24

No, the whole thing is... Dark, wasn't

3:26

it? The whole thing was dark. It's just

3:28

the mustache. It really popped more on

3:31

it. I think it looks closer to natural now.

3:34

Did you not send the picture? I

3:37

don't know if I did send a picture. I

3:39

was really ashamed. I was like pretty fucking... I

3:41

was like... The whole

3:43

blonde didn't ashamed me because I was like, yeah, I

3:45

did a goof, whatever. But this looked like... No, I

3:47

get that. That actually is something I wanted to ask

3:49

y'all about. And this is

3:51

the space to do it. This is a safe space for men to be

3:53

men. I

3:56

think I figured out what it is. It

3:58

was these fancy underwear eyeballs. I

4:01

don't know what it means, but when I

4:03

tell you guys that on soft My

4:06

penis was just suddenly the smallest it's

4:08

ever been yeah to the point that it

4:11

hurt Like it was like Inside

4:14

you inside itself. Yeah, I've been there

4:17

hurting I've never

4:19

been there and I started being there before days. It

4:21

was so weird But

4:24

it just went in there for some reason Just

4:26

like I'd sit down and it just go in there

4:28

and then I and then it would physically hurt and

4:30

I would look at And I would freak out I

4:32

took a picture to send Andy to be

4:34

like should I go to the doctor and

4:37

I've never I've never had a

4:39

big penis I don't think where's my dick

4:41

go dog. Yeah. Hey, what's going on? Did

4:44

I really think it's like polyester anyway? I've

4:49

never had Body issues

4:51

there. I've never felt like the most confident

4:53

guy in the world But I've never when

4:55

I tell you I got physically

4:57

ill with my own reaction

5:00

The picture made me

5:02

sick to my stomach and I

5:04

could not show it to my wife. Well,

5:06

yeah, I get it It

5:09

just you did you just so Scared

5:12

of the world today or something just

5:14

like yeah, I'm treating in Fascism

5:20

Look I'm not packing heat by any means

5:23

but I never like if it's just tired

5:25

for the inside of you Inside

5:27

itself. Yeah, like like it like you

5:30

look uncircumcised for a minute, even though

5:32

you are circumcised yet turtle then And

5:36

I don't get the hurting part either the hurt

5:38

part don't hit I've had it so hard it

5:40

hurts Of

5:43

course I say my dick is hit so hard it

5:45

hurts sometimes sometimes No, but you've

5:47

got that before too. Well, yeah Thing

5:51

that's like a standard that's a standard Sound

5:55

like I'm trying to assaj the ego that

5:57

was hurt by the picture which surprised me

6:00

I honestly think it hurt because it's like it's

6:03

too big to beat at small like that

6:06

Yeah, yeah, it like did too much

6:08

it was shrunk too much So it's like

6:10

when a fat person loses a bunch of

6:12

weight, but the skin still like kind of

6:14

loose over it Like that was the other

6:16

way around. It was like the skin was

6:18

tightening in Yeah, right that person inside my

6:20

dick was like hey, bro. We need more

6:23

sleeping bag than this, right? What'd

6:25

the doctor say? I

6:27

just you didn't go now I Started

6:30

buying cotton underwear again and fine See

6:35

it might have been the aspartame. That was Andy's theory

6:37

She's like you've been drinking coke zero every day stop

6:39

bro. Joe wouldn't have no dick left to fake

6:42

sugar might it shrink up inside you I'm

6:47

gonna say no it he just have a little

6:49

belly button above his ball sack This might be

6:51

why my dick ain't hit for a long time

6:53

like I've just accepted it You don't admit cuz

6:55

like yeah, I mean look my dick

6:57

I'm a grower not a shower and when it

6:59

when it gets there You know like well, I

7:02

don't think there's any complaints But if I'm just

7:04

like, you know my walking around wait and

7:06

that ain't it You know what? I mean, that's not it

7:08

at all And I'm an aspartame

7:10

me son of a bitch and I've never

7:12

yeah, I've never thought but get it don't

7:14

hurt now When

7:17

sometimes I never be all the way up

7:19

inside of me unless it's like super cold

7:21

or If I've

7:23

been sitting down for a long time, but that's

7:25

only because my balls are so big that it

7:27

pushes it right away Yeah, you know

7:29

what? I mean? Like my balls are like a fulcrum

7:34

Yeah, there's no room down there for both of them

7:36

my balls are like if we're sitting down this is

7:39

by this is my spot But

7:41

so you just switched underwear and started drinking water

7:43

again in your dick hit my

7:45

dick went back to it I didn't say it

7:47

hit it went back. Right how it is, right?

7:49

Yeah, I got a I got

7:52

a feeling we gonna get some text messages from

7:54

Thompson about this little segment God damn boy Drive

7:59

to the job I gotta listen

8:01

to dirty dick. Yeah, drink a

8:03

regular Coca-Cola career goddamn Fucking

8:07

European underwear. Maybe you'll be alright. Yeah, I

8:09

think we should talk about dick health boys.

8:11

I'm sorry Yeah, no, I agree. It is

8:13

too stigmatized straight of us Thompson. Well,

8:16

you know, I was gonna ask if you You

8:19

ain't start you taking nothing else. You just drinking

8:22

Coke zeros and wearing weird Yeah, yeah, it ain't

8:24

wrong. I I mean I'll say just to put

8:26

this out there in my Go

8:35

rounds with you know add a

8:38

roll before. Yep It

8:40

will make it didn't make it hurt but it

8:43

I think it's like a known thing It'll make

8:45

it like it's like getting in the cold pool

8:47

sometimes Yeah, but it sort of shrivels up a

8:49

little bit but not not painfully or what makes

8:51

you horny, too So if that drug can do

8:53

that then surely other drugs can do it too.

8:55

So I thought maybe you'd start But

8:58

not out of the ordinary for one and then for two If

9:02

it happened, it wasn't like a direct correlation

9:04

of like you did it and then

9:07

it happened like this was just happening Sometimes

9:09

and it would be like in the in a time

9:12

of day where I would you know, if it's drug

9:14

related it was I'm not working

9:16

for a build-up effect. You

9:18

know what I mean? It wasn't like Do

9:21

it and then it happens thing or like I

9:23

don't know boys you work out real

9:26

like real hard Which

9:28

not bragging I just did a minute ago because I saw

9:30

I thought this cuz I saw Cory checking We go ahead

9:32

just now Of course checking his winner and I was like

9:34

that made me think about my own winner and I was

9:36

like, oh it ain't hitting For sure. No, I'm not hit

9:38

but it's not inside but it's like When

9:41

you work out real hard that's

9:44

also a proven thing because you got more

9:46

blood rush everywhere else Yeah Because usually bloods

9:48

everywhere else and if that'll make your dick

9:50

smaller and I can't you also can't get

9:52

an erection Sometimes if you went too hard

9:54

in the gym or whatever like that's a

9:56

real thing I've been

9:58

going hard in the gym and then I have

10:01

stopped because of travel. Puffy

10:03

dick smile. I feel like by heart, he's like,

10:05

puffy dick smile, yeah. He's

10:07

like, man, bust around and bitch pressed his dick off. It

10:10

is funny that like, it's the opposite.

10:12

It's the opposite, yeah. Anything that like

10:15

working out real hard, steroids, right,

10:17

manly stuff. And also just enlarging

10:19

the other parts of you, all

10:21

of those things conspire to

10:23

make your wainer smaller or hit less. You know

10:26

what I mean? Meaning you need those other things

10:28

more. It's like a head 22. That's

10:31

evolution's literal way of saying save some pussy

10:33

for the rest of them. Can't have it

10:35

all. Can't have it all. Yeah. Yeah.

10:39

Don't ever tell y'all Big Ed used to have a

10:41

bit about how God uses the same material to make

10:43

your dick as he does your brain. And sometimes he

10:45

accidentally, yeah. If he uses too much on the dick,

10:47

well, you got to. And

10:49

he started talking about how

10:52

people with other needs

10:54

have big old waners. Yeah, exactly. Yeah,

10:56

just sometimes. God spent too much time

10:58

on the dick, didn't have enough for

11:00

the brain. Yeah, that's funny, dude. It's

11:02

so fun. Well,

11:05

anyway, we can move on from a dick talk, but it

11:07

like freaked me out. We don't have to. It

11:09

freaked me out because I was like, something

11:11

is wrong. And it's not

11:13

just my ego as being hurt. This

11:16

is uncomfortable and it looks weird. Yeah,

11:18

your dick's supposed to say the same.

11:21

You're close. There's a range, but we were well without

11:23

the range. Yeah, but I'm saying like,

11:25

I feel like, you know, you've got your baby dick. It's

11:27

like, you know, you have baby teeth, they fall out. Then

11:29

you get your teeth and them are your teeth forever. Well,

11:32

like you got your baby dick. And then by about 18

11:34

or 19, you've got like, look,

11:36

that's your dick. You know what I mean?

11:38

Now your balls change. Okay, I know

11:40

what you're saying, but let me add, I do think there's like

11:42

hot day dick, cold day dick. Yeah, yeah,

11:44

yeah. Yeah, for sure. But I'm saying

11:46

like, you know the range. You can have a good

11:48

dick day for sure. Oh, I've had some good dick

11:51

days. And what I'm saying is this was so

11:53

far. Again, I don't want to put too fine a point in

11:55

it. It's not like I was packing a monster before, but

11:58

this was so far beyond my range. Yeah

12:01

It would have been it. Okay, it would have

12:04

been as Confusing if

12:06

I woke up with a nine-inch heart on yeah

12:09

with the opposite feelings. Yeah, right

12:11

It was that confusing and negativity.

12:14

You should never not recognize your dick. Yeah,

12:16

I think right Yeah,

12:19

and it like made me physically Yeah,

12:22

that don't hit to look at the picture.

12:25

It was like it wasn't me. Did you ever show it

12:27

to Andy? No No

12:32

We show to us. There's only goes two

12:34

ways Yeah, right effect on her us and

12:36

then why I do that right or

12:39

she feels the way I felt Right

12:42

where she's like, I'm sorry. I

12:44

didn't mean to be but that disgusted me and ain't

12:46

the dick. I'm married. Yeah That

12:49

dick was in a law school. I really

12:51

thought my life was gonna be different. Yeah,

12:53

saw a woman in a relationship advice Thread

12:56

on subreddit some fella was worried

12:58

about his teeny tiny wainer, right

13:01

and this lady in the comments It was a

13:03

pre-existing condition. All right. Yes. Yeah,

13:05

which does absolutely make a difference but

13:09

There was this chick in the comments somehow

13:11

she had dated two different guys and micro

13:14

penises, right and she was saying During

13:17

this just for in the future if you were

13:19

to need this this affliction continues She

13:22

said in her experience the one dude was Incredibly

13:26

Ashamed of the whole situation, right?

13:29

Really really really Poor

13:31

bastard not his fault but not his fault, but

13:33

I get it. But yeah, and That

13:36

didn't hit for anybody Whereas the

13:38

second dude Just

13:41

seemed to genuinely not give a fuck he's like, yeah, my dick

13:43

don't hit what are you gonna do? I've got fingers in a

13:45

tongue and a butthole and stuff right,

13:47

right and She

13:50

was like, you know And it really wasn't even a problem

13:52

with that guy because we just did all kinds of other

13:54

stuff and it you know He compensated for it without making

13:57

it a big deal and it was fine. So if your

13:59

dick continues to shrink drink, just don't let

14:01

it bother you as bad as it clearly has

14:03

so far. Just maintain your confidence and everything will

14:05

be fine. According to this one lady on Reddit.

14:07

If you eat pussy, people forgive a lot. I'm

14:09

at the age where my dick beats ranking anyway,

14:11

like Bonner's ain't as good, that's just how it

14:13

is. And that, I noticed it when that started

14:16

happening, but as far as I know, it

14:18

didn't bother me, bother me. It was like, oh, that sucks.

14:20

Move on my life. It, it's

14:23

just this, it's just

14:25

this, man, this picture really ruined it. Dude,

14:27

it has haunted me. I'm

14:30

going to get a ball augmentation. Like

14:33

you're going to shriek them up. Yeah. Like

14:35

tighten them up. Right. Like just, I know. Well yeah.

14:37

Yours are huge. You're talking about like, can I even

14:39

do that? Can they deflate the box? Well, the thing

14:42

is though, is like, I don't need them. They

14:44

just take them out and

14:47

then replace them with tinier fake balls.

14:50

I know you don't need them for like child purposes,

14:53

but I don't know. Keeping my balance. This is the

14:55

risk of keeping my balance. Are they like cat whiskers?

14:57

Can I not walk if I don't have my balls?

15:00

I bet it would feel weird to walk without

15:02

balls, but definitely feel. It increases your risk of

15:04

certain things, certain cancers and stuff. If

15:07

you lose. Really? I figured

15:09

it would like deep will decrease testicular cancer.

15:11

Cause I don't have the testicular. That's

15:13

true. Yeah.

15:15

I remember that time. Extra testiculars.

15:18

We talked about how I

15:21

found out I read somewhere that there's a

15:23

augmentation or a, I don't know, an apparatus,

15:25

I guess would be more accurate for like

15:28

male porn stars where they

15:30

like put like Nike pump

15:32

technology in their ball sack and

15:34

they like pumped their wiener up

15:36

using their balls because they

15:38

get, yeah, this, I mean, this was

15:41

on this show, but years ago I'd

15:43

read about another subreddit,

15:45

a thread on Reddit about male porn stars,

15:47

talking about. This is

15:50

the business and they were saying like, can't

15:52

get to a point where you can't get, you can't

15:54

get it up. Like no matter what, even with drugs

15:56

and whatever else, sometimes. And so what they do is

15:58

like, they apparently they have like inject. like

16:01

needle injects something in your wiener that makes it hard.

16:03

That ain't it as far as I'm concerned, but there's

16:05

another thing you can have surgery and have this like

16:07

little thing implanted. And it's

16:09

like, it's a pump and your balls

16:12

and you like pump your balls like

16:14

those old Nike pumps from the nineties.

16:16

And it makes your dick go, you

16:20

know. Just thinking about a director calling

16:22

a trainer over. Which I found hilarious.

16:24

Can he play, God damn it. That

16:26

is insane. There's

16:30

no way that it's not a good shot today.

16:34

There's no way that feels good. I

16:36

had a episode of Tammy bangs last week.

16:38

Shout out to trailer draft, Tammy Chelsea Lynn,

16:41

Libby Higgins, all those folks. It was a

16:43

lot of fun. That theme of that

16:45

show is it's like a, it's like

16:47

a family sitcom style show with Zany

16:49

characters and events from like the nineties,

16:51

but it's on, it's a porn production

16:54

company. And I didn't realize this until I

16:56

went and weren't there, but a few of their

16:58

actors aren't actors pretending to be porn

17:00

stars. They're porn stars acting

17:03

in her Patreon sitcom. It

17:07

was very fun and interesting to talk

17:10

to them about the business and

17:12

like why they prefer comedy, but

17:14

then while also sometimes porn is

17:16

better than comedy or seemingly more

17:18

fair or whatever more merit based

17:20

sometimes. Did your dick go away

17:22

after this? No. Okay. I

17:24

didn't know if it was scared. I think it came

17:26

back. That's what brought it back. My dick was like,

17:28

look, dude, we ain't much, but we got to step

17:30

the game up. You just reminded me of something I

17:32

was thinking of yesterday. Cause I saw,

17:35

and look, I'm gonna tread carefully here. Don't get me

17:37

wrong. When I have honest

17:39

conversation about this. I saw yesterday

17:41

that Hawk Tua was hanging

17:43

out with Shaq. Right? And

17:46

Mark had also, Mark had also sent

17:49

us that article about

17:52

how she went on stage with Zach Bryant too. She

17:54

did that. She went on stage with Zach Bryant and

17:56

Mark. She also sent a article. An

17:58

article. Well that hits. Mark

18:00

sent us an article about agents

18:03

in Hollywood circling

18:05

her. He said the article

18:07

referred to her as a flim phytale, right?

18:10

Pretty, pretty clever. And

18:12

so I was thinking like,

18:16

you know, I kind of know what this is like. I

18:18

mean, I do know what this is like to an extent,

18:20

but it was been very different context, but like, you

18:24

know how this happens every time

18:26

and then like, for example, remember

18:28

the Chewbacca, laughing Chewbacca mom lady. Yeah. And

18:30

me and Cho talked about this before hot

18:32

too even happened recently. I can't remember if

18:34

it was on here on POA, but someone

18:36

goes viral, but it's not like they have

18:38

a repertoire of talent. So like, she, you

18:40

mean like somebody who lip syncs? Yeah.

18:43

Yes. A famous president and then

18:45

gets a Netflix special. She's also like a

18:47

series regular on some big show and stuff

18:49

now. So she's a good example, but there,

18:51

so that there's not really she

18:54

also did stand up. You know what I'm

18:56

saying? There was at least something there. So

18:59

Chewbacca mom lady, she was everywhere all of a

19:01

sudden all over TV and stuff. But like, what

19:03

do you, you can't be a professional laughing

19:06

mask or whatever. So

19:09

then that just goes nowhere. Of course. Then there was the

19:12

Fleetwood cranberry skater, man, that guy.

19:15

Right. Remember he was in, um,

19:17

reservoir dogs and he's good. Reservation

19:20

reservation. Reservation. Yeah.

19:22

Reservation dogs. My dad. And he was like, that guy

19:24

had been an actor for 35 minutes by the time

19:26

that. He was good. It was

19:28

a small part. And he was in like three

19:31

or four episodes. He played like one of the

19:33

main characters, what goes to work for a little

19:35

while. It was like, you know, like

19:37

one of the main arcs was like, are they going to leave

19:39

the res or they now that they're graduating high school, where they

19:41

weren't going to do one of them goes to work in construction

19:43

and that guy was one of the dudes and he was good.

19:47

Okay. Well, nevermind. I guess, I

19:49

guess. I still get what you're saying. I

19:51

guess you're only one that don't hit because

19:53

I was going to bring up that. Uh,

19:56

that one girl whose name I can't remember.

19:59

And it does. because she does it. She's

20:01

very funny, but she like, she

20:03

first popped for like, having

20:05

her image co opted into

20:08

a meme. Other people like the chick that

20:10

that's that mean that where the girl is

20:12

going like, Oh, yeah, that yeah, she's actually

20:14

really funny. She's really funny. But she just

20:16

she made it. I think that video that

20:18

was taken from a video she made about

20:21

like avocado toast or something like that. It

20:23

was kombucha kombucha. That's why okay. But people

20:25

took it turned it into a meme and

20:27

made it about eating ass and all this

20:29

other stuff and it spread across the internet

20:31

and she got like famous from

20:34

that. But then turns out

20:36

she like hits she's like right talented and she's

20:38

like, you know, kept doing shit ever since but

20:40

like, Unknown

20:42

Speaker So yeah, I don't know. I guess

20:44

most of these people are actually pretty good when

20:46

you break it down. Because I was gonna say

20:49

like, like, with the rest of them, how

20:52

do you apply that? Right? But

20:54

with hop to a there's

20:57

a very, very, obvious way.

20:59

Yeah, that that can

21:01

be what's the

21:03

word exploited? Exploited? Yes. But yeah,

21:05

you can that's

21:08

an applicable skill.

21:10

Obviously, sure is.

21:12

Yeah. But I'm sure she

21:14

don't want to do that. But I'm saying like, what

21:17

I wonder if that was

21:20

like, hey, listen, we

21:22

just want to know is there a number you would

21:25

do that? Yeah, surely there

21:27

is. I feel like this kind

21:29

of this in this economy, everyone's

21:31

got a number I feel like

21:34

going through this conversation is kind of making me think that

21:37

really it. It's

21:39

not that special to be talented or funny

21:41

or anything that I was like, you

21:45

know, it's like, because it's like,

21:48

I don't know, if you end up popping, then it's

21:50

like, yeah, I can do that. It's like, that shit's

21:52

easy. Almost

21:54

anybody could like,

21:57

play a character surrounded by talented actors for

21:59

two. episodes or whatever. But

22:02

like the girl you're talking about, you can't think

22:04

of her name, the one with the faces. We

22:06

don't know Ocean Spray Guy's name. Sarah,

22:09

what's her face? My sister is regular

22:11

now. She's like that Netflix thing was

22:13

universally panned. Right. Like

22:16

I like I hear what you're saying, but

22:18

really what you're saying is to

22:21

remember four lines. The thing is, I wasn't even going to

22:23

make the argument I'm making now until I started talking to

22:25

y'all and you're like, no, he was in this, he is,

22:27

she's in that, she does these people all

22:29

have careers now. And I was like, Oh, fuck, I guess

22:31

I'm wrong. I was going to make

22:34

the opposite argument. You know, I

22:36

know what you're going to do. He, I was saying, I was surprised

22:38

that he was pretty good. What I'm saying now

22:40

is I hear what you're getting at now. But

22:43

I feel like if you actually

22:45

analyze those folks and other folks,

22:48

like, it doesn't take a lot of talent

22:51

to do small things. Because

22:53

people give it to their nephews and she like

22:55

that all the time. We all know it. We

22:57

all know that some people get bit parts because

22:59

they know somebody and then it goes nowhere. So

23:02

it's similar to that. I think, let me tell

23:04

you why I don't think she's going to make

23:06

it because she did say she doesn't like Trump.

23:08

She just alienated 80% of her family. I

23:12

don't know. I feel I don't think so. I

23:14

think it's, I think everyone liked her and now it's

23:16

50%. You can't feel like

23:19

she was universally loved. I don't

23:21

think she was hated by any means by the left.

23:23

I don't, I don't mean to suggest that, but you're

23:25

telling me you don't think like the UFC world loved

23:28

her more than anybody we fucked with. I don't

23:31

know, man. You know, we are, remember one

23:33

of y'all or Mark one, it wasn't me, sent it to

23:35

the thread that picture of those,

23:37

uh, old boy dipshits wearing those shirts that

23:39

say make America hot to again or something

23:41

like that. And it had a picture of

23:44

Trump giving a thumbs up and it referenced

23:46

hot to it. And I think Drew was

23:48

like, so Trump is going to suck everybody's

23:50

dick. Yeah, but anyway, they got me, dude.

23:52

I'm mangan now. Yeah. I mean, they're already

23:54

in on it. Yeah.

23:57

But I don't, I guess if

23:59

she, turns out to like hit then

24:02

maybe pretty much anybody can hit I don't know.

24:04

Yeah but I know what you mean. I don't

24:07

mean that about her I mean I'm now I'm

24:09

thinking about all these different examples. I'm saying almost

24:11

anybody could do a character that has two episodes

24:14

and five lines. Some of them

24:16

inside that group some people do better than the

24:18

others. None of those people you just talked about

24:20

have an actual career except maybe Sarah who was

24:22

doing stand-up before. Right and that's right. And I

24:24

wasn't a fan. And none of those people I

24:26

don't think. It doesn't like we don't know who

24:28

they are. Well

24:31

I do think anybody could do a side

24:34

character because unless you're just

24:36

god-awful what you are is

24:38

not memorable. We just people focus on

24:40

everyone else. Well I

24:42

think it's just like you know at

24:44

least like when Trey goes viral or one of

24:46

us goes viral or whatever like at least it's

24:49

serving the purpose of life. Well it'll get eyeballs

24:51

on us for tickets to shows and stuff like

24:53

that or like we're already trying to do this

24:55

other thing and it will service in that way

24:57

but like Chewbacca mom it's like

24:59

what do them millions of views even mean.

25:02

She sold a bunch of shirts that have you

25:04

know what I mean that she got her one

25:06

little tiny lick but with Hock Tua

25:09

I guess like I don't know dude

25:11

I wouldn't shock me though the way that because

25:14

Drew pointed this out in the thread and I

25:16

could not agree more is that everyone's focusing on

25:18

the Hock Tua part but the best part of

25:20

it was when she went spit on that thing

25:23

and like she seems funny is what I

25:25

said like she seems like a funny gal

25:28

and because this is so overtly sexual

25:30

I've hesitated to say this because it's

25:32

like I'm sexualizing her and my friend's

25:34

life but she looked like

25:36

pig Meg to me the way she

25:38

was hilarious yeah but like also talk

25:40

goofy dirty or whatever yeah in a

25:43

silly way dude that was to me

25:45

that was reverse Madonna effect the Madonna

25:47

complex is like that men want a

25:49

freaky woman but then they want purity

25:51

at the same time and this girl somehow

25:53

figured out how to look pure while being

25:55

totally freaky right and that's what you know

25:57

every dude has that weird stupid thing but

25:59

I'll I want to say something else about the other

26:01

conversation. There might be a bias going on

26:03

too, Trey, where, dude, I think there's like 200

26:06

examples of somebody getting

26:08

heat for a little while and

26:10

kind of being in the zeitgeist, and then they try to

26:12

go do something with it. And I

26:15

think you know about the four who've

26:17

done things, probably because you obsessed over

26:19

them and how it worked

26:21

and how Hollywood works and your own story.

26:24

Like don't you think, and maybe I'm wrong,

26:26

that there's 60 examples of the ocean spray

26:28

type guy. Yeah, that we can't even think of.

26:30

That we just can't even think of at all.

26:32

Well, what's weird about this is you're saying what

26:34

I intended to say when I started talking, but

26:36

the examples I named, you guys were like, no,

26:38

they actually do hit. And I was like, well,

26:40

fuck, okay. And I'm saying maybe the examples

26:43

you named, all the examples in the

26:45

front of your brain, because

26:47

they're the ones that hit more after the

26:49

flash in the pan and or

26:51

in your brain, because you know about

26:53

this stuff. Like you're a dude who,

26:55

you knew that that face girl was

26:57

on- Trey and Chewbacca mom

26:59

are the same. I've been saying it.

27:01

I've been saying it. That girl, the

27:04

reason I know about her

27:06

is because my son's like, is it cake? And

27:08

it don't not hit for me, but- I

27:11

prefer when it is cake. She popped up

27:13

on, well, on that show it's always cake.

27:15

So it is? Yeah. So,

27:18

well, there's always cake in play, put it that

27:20

way. Right. It's always cake about.

27:22

Something's always cake. Something's always cake. And that's what

27:24

it is. Which is,

27:26

yeah, Chew's life motto.

27:29

Something's always cake. But she

27:32

was a celebrity judge on there and I had

27:34

no idea who she was. Chewbacca mom? No, the

27:37

face girl. Mean lady, mean girl. Oh

27:39

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Kombucha. Yeah.

27:42

And- Motherfucker looking at me with

27:44

disdain. He don't know her goddamn name. Corey

27:46

says Kombucha the way my papaw says a

27:48

new minority. Is it not Kombucha? You talking about

27:51

me just now? I don't know what he's not. Just the- Why

27:53

was I looking at you? With derision, you went like

27:56

that. While you weren't talking to Drew, you went meh. I

27:59

didn't- You meh. Let's stop.

28:01

Let's stop. Okay. Hold on.

28:04

Your own meme girl mom. Hold on. I

28:06

didn't know you're supposed to say kombucha. You are saying it correctly. It's

28:08

some by the way it's coming out of your face. Like

28:10

you just heard it. And yeah, yeah, yeah.

28:12

You're just hitting all like I'm reading a new Mexican word.

28:15

Yeah. Yeah. I hear you. I

28:18

didn't know who she was at all. And I Googled it

28:20

and found that out and I found it fascinating. So I

28:22

mean, yeah, I just happened upon her. But that's sort of

28:24

what I'm saying. That's the kind of bias I'm talking about

28:27

of like, you've discovered her

28:29

after she had already proven that she

28:31

was a hitter with talent. And then

28:33

the story gets well, I could

28:35

think of a couple more like, what

28:38

about that dude? Do y'all know whatever

28:40

happened with that? Maybe he's still huge. I don't know

28:42

what he does or how he monetizes it. But he

28:44

was like, had more followers on TikTok than you buy

28:47

for a minute. He was like that like skinny black

28:49

guy who just made a funny face at things. You

28:51

don't come out. Yeah. They put him in Fortnite and

28:53

everything, bro. Like yeah, it would

28:55

be like it would be like someone else's video and

28:57

then and he would just go like this. He

29:00

would be like, he would just like, he would make it like, I

29:02

don't know what the place was, but he had

29:04

a, he had a face he would make. His

29:06

name's Dee something. And he, he

29:08

still got like an insane amount of followers

29:11

on Instagram and stuff. I'm pretty sure he

29:13

just lives in that influencer world. Okay. So

29:16

then there's also like the girl that was one

29:18

of the other biggest people on TikTok who just

29:20

danced in front of things. I

29:22

don't remember how they made it. Yeah. But

29:25

I remember, I remember Tom Segura talking

29:27

about being sat beside her at a

29:29

UFC fight. Yeah. And

29:32

how no one gave a fuck

29:34

about him at all and how she was swarmed with

29:36

people the whole time. And she was,

29:38

I mean, this is probably three, four years ago

29:41

when he was talking about this. But anyway, so

29:43

I mean, there's plenty of people like this out

29:45

there. I mean, dude, there's like, I don't know.

29:47

You get it. You know, with

29:49

that dude, with that dude who that black dude

29:51

that makes the funny faces or whatever we go,

29:54

like, what's that guy doing now? But like, I

29:56

think we're also failing to consider that like to

29:58

a younger generation, that is the

30:00

that kind of cold achievement yeah yeah just

30:02

have being the number one on tiktok is

30:04

like i didn't want to be

30:06

a star i didn't want to be a actor i

30:09

just want to do this well also bob has in

30:11

that 90s show who he's

30:13

one of those people who does influencer stuff he

30:15

tried standing up for a little while what's his

30:17

name i think it's king bach

30:20

king bach no i did but that

30:23

he was like a if you have millions

30:25

and millions of followers he's monetized

30:27

that in the brand deals and shit like that anyway

30:29

and he's probably a multi-millionaire so it doesn't matter if

30:31

he's like in movies or not regardless you know what

30:34

i mean so yeah right that is all you have

30:36

to do but uh but then there's like but

30:39

see y'all know like

30:42

that face making that face does

30:45

that offer any more to the world than having

30:48

a hugely fat neck for example that motherfucker

30:50

liked my video today really rooster the goat

30:52

why i was i don't know i was

30:54

scrolling through and i it just i said

30:56

something that said rooster the goat and it

30:58

was like what it said rooster the goat

31:00

liked your video and i was like is

31:02

this the same guy i clicked on it

31:04

and sure as shit he don't follow me

31:07

or nothing but that fucking what was your

31:09

video photo negative of a milk nut ass

31:12

uh no it was chicken no

31:14

it was some some dude singing

31:17

some dude hold on let me find it let me see

31:19

what a dude saying by the way i meant to just

31:21

before i forgot to say this earlier ever since you sent

31:23

that me and that instagram reel somebody made i've had it

31:26

playing on loop in my head where it's like uh uh

31:29

you know don't don't need to

31:31

psycho psycho analyze or have a

31:33

stiff drink all you gotta do

31:35

is just to spit on that

31:37

thing hell yeah bam bam in

31:40

the piece so yeah yeah true

31:42

it turned out to be one

31:44

of the worst people ever so

31:46

you're telling me he's filipino filipino

32:00

I don't know who was more racist me or

32:02

you. Yeah. We just told you

32:04

he was Filipino four days ago and

32:06

then four days you went, we're reeking,

32:08

right? Well, that's American. I thought he was

32:10

American. Filipino is a lot like border.

32:13

I mean, it's like barely there. Problem paper. There's

32:15

some different stuff. I just knew it started with

32:17

a P and it weren't us. So hold on.

32:20

That's why we're laughing. Before people, the

32:22

guy Corey's talking about liking his post. So

32:25

he has like a hundred thousand Instagram followers.

32:27

I don't think he hits on any other

32:29

platform. I

32:33

don't think he don't hit on that

32:35

one. I know. But like,

32:37

no, no, we ain't. I checked. I'm

32:42

fascinated by this man because that's the

32:44

first place I ever saw him. No, I saw

32:46

him. I saw him promoting his tick tock on his

32:48

Instagram recently. So I was like, does he hit on

32:50

take time? I went and looked and he'd on at

32:52

all hit on tick. I bet they got rid of

32:54

his account. But

32:56

I'm saying I've developed a

32:59

near obsession with this man. Yeah,

33:01

me too. Because like, whereas

33:03

you stay looking at the comments. Yes.

33:07

Every single the top one is always

33:09

like how this motherfucker fold pillow cases.

33:11

Right. Because the

33:13

reason that people like

33:16

it, share his videos, just so y'all

33:18

know, is because he has a gargantuan

33:20

job of the Hutty and shape

33:23

neck. He looks like Anakin and Java

33:25

put together. Like it is

33:27

wild. In fact, he became a meme in

33:29

our group chat months ago before we even

33:31

realized who he was. Yeah. You

33:34

know, the face like that's him. That's him. He'd

33:37

been in our group chat for months before. But

33:39

that's his talent. You're saying I'm talent, but yet

33:41

we were already sharing his face. I

33:44

know. He is not a

33:46

talent. Right. It's that's

33:48

what I'm saying. It's like everybody who fucks

33:50

with him at all is because they cannot

33:52

believe his neck. Right. Like

33:54

they're like this bearded lady. But he's just

33:56

a circus freak. But exactly.

33:58

But if you watch. his videos and stuff.

34:02

He thinks he's an influencer and content creator

34:04

and all this stuff and like people will

34:06

tell him. He's mad at this man for

34:08

having joy. He's a dude. No, he don't

34:10

hit. He don't want to, one of his

34:12

most famous, but did you see the reason

34:14

that people like, I think people have been

34:16

giving him shit for a, since he started

34:18

just because of how much his head don't

34:20

hit. But like, apparently one time

34:23

he, like some, he, some of

34:25

his followers said something negative about him or whatever

34:27

about how he don't post the right thing or

34:29

whatever. And he went on this diatribe to him

34:31

that was like, yeah, he was about to say,

34:33

yeah. Okay. Well you do it then cause I'll

34:35

fuck it up. No, but yeah. So yeah, that

34:37

set up people were like, what did, what you

34:40

did? Why don't you make stuff, the hits or

34:42

whatever. And he posted this long, elaborate thing where

34:44

he was like, you know what you really need

34:46

to ask yourself? Like, have I failed you as

34:48

a creator? Have I failed you as a creator

34:50

or have you failed me as

34:52

a following followers? He was

34:54

being fucking dead for it. Seriously. I

34:57

was like, really? You're flattered. He's not.

34:59

No, he's not. He don't have it

35:01

in him. He lacks the capacity. He

35:04

does. Now I

35:06

knew this would happen. Here he is. Hold

35:08

on. Look at this. Look

35:11

at God's mistake. All right. Well now

35:13

you're just being mean. I am. I

35:15

don't care.

35:18

Listen, if he just looked like this, but wasn't

35:20

who he was, I would never say a thing.

35:22

You know what I mean? I

35:24

fear it's that you're claiming it's cause

35:26

he sucks and it's really cause you're mad. He's

35:29

famous. Look at this one.

35:31

1.3 million. Well, I am mad that someone

35:33

that sucks gets a lot of likes that

35:35

don't hit. Put a tongue in that thing.

35:37

He looks like,

35:41

do you remember

35:44

the Jesus and

35:46

put a tongue in that thing. So,

35:49

you know, that's like the best video

35:51

he's ever made right there. I

35:54

feel molested. That comment said, okay.

35:56

Now, show

36:00

more. Um, you know, I'm talking

36:02

about the live action, Mario with John like was Amo. Yeah,

36:05

of course. The most lunatic shit

36:07

ever. Yeah. Dennis Hopper

36:09

as Koopa King Koopa. Yeah. Koopa

36:11

had minions. He's give shrunken head

36:13

guys. Yeah. Yeah. Where those were the like

36:16

the shrunken head guys got blowed up. That's what he looked

36:18

like. Yeah. He

36:20

looks like us the asshole

36:22

of a dead mammal like

36:24

that got washed up on a beach. Look,

36:28

I yeah. I

36:30

don't want nothing bad to happen to

36:32

this man. I do. I mean,

36:35

like if it'll make him stop posting shit,

36:37

okay, I don't. And it's, but listen, it's

36:39

fine to look that way, but

36:42

keep it to yourself. It's on. No,

36:45

no, no, no, no, no, no. My

36:47

thing with it is if

36:49

he leaned into people only want people, the

36:51

neck is the star of the show. Right.

36:53

Like if he did big neck content, which

36:55

I don't know what that, but if he

36:58

was in on the joke and knew what

37:00

was up and all that, I'd feel completely

37:02

differently. I swear to God, but the fact

37:04

that he thinks he's like, I

37:07

don't know, like, Trey can't have it. I

37:09

do. Like that right there, right there. I

37:11

feel about this guy the same way that

37:13

Papaw's across America feel about gay people. I

37:15

ain't got nothing wrong with you doing it.

37:17

Just don't do it in front of me.

37:19

You know what I mean? Then just like

37:21

Papaw's with gays, I seek out what they're

37:23

doing and actively talk shit about it on

37:25

the internet with other white people. No,

37:29

it's more trans people. I think

37:32

is the more apt analogy because

37:34

you're saying your problem with it,

37:36

they believe they're doing a thing they're

37:38

not actually doing according to you. You

37:41

think there's a delusion going on

37:43

with him. You're really telling me

37:45

that that dude ain't even at

37:47

all deluded. He's delusional. I'm

37:49

saying it's interesting that that is what's making

37:52

you so angry is that he thinks he

37:54

hit and he don't hit. Yeah. I don't

37:56

know. Is

38:00

it honestly though is it him

38:03

who has failed or is it us that

38:06

has failed as people? Watching

38:08

it you know what I mean? He's

38:10

he's kind of the symbol He's

38:12

honestly that motherfucker might be the

38:14

mascot of America Something that

38:16

just claims to hit and a lot

38:18

of people go along with it, but

38:20

in reality It's like what the fuck

38:22

are you actually doing you big bloated

38:25

like dude if you've seen when he grows a goatee You

38:28

can't see where the chin is

38:30

it's the craziest shit in the world It's

38:32

like just a patch of hair on

38:34

just a canvas like Patrick. I got

38:36

a thumb with a goatee. It's unbelievable

38:38

It's so off-putting and I say this

38:40

as a man who is not handsome

38:43

I know I'm not handsome I feel

38:45

like you guys are mad at him

38:47

for related, but different things and that's

38:50

what I it for me That's what's

38:52

so genuinely deeply interesting to me about

38:54

this whole thing. Yeah, I'm some fucking

38:56

shame I'm not you know what I

38:58

mean and trace saying have some self-awareness

39:00

and my shame is related to self-awareness

39:02

But it's not quite the same thing.

39:04

This is interesting. I just don't I

39:07

Don't know people that think they hit in a

39:10

way that they don't hit and they genuinely do

39:12

not realize are incapable of realizing That they do

39:14

not actually hit in that way. It's just I

39:16

don't also Fat

39:18

are supposed to be funny. You know what I

39:20

mean? You can't just be fat like I know

39:22

we live in a world where it's like don't

39:24

be fat phobic and fat people are beautiful But

39:26

it's like Lizzo can sing fucking

39:29

you know Insert

39:31

other there's other fat people that hit it other stuff

39:33

where you can't just be fat Well,

39:40

I was gonna say will sasso but he looks good now

39:43

like Chris Farley was fat, but he was fucking

39:45

hilarious You know what? I mean like you can

39:47

be fat and still but you have to hit

39:49

it something We can't live in a society where

39:51

we just accept that fat is the feature. You

39:53

know what I mean? See

39:56

no, like yeah, I'm afraid to say

39:58

yes I don't give a fuck.

40:01

I'm not just talking about that guy. He ain't can

40:03

go. I'm still also talking about that guy. Show

40:08

that motherfuckers head again. The neck

40:10

fat can be the feature.

40:13

But it ain't. But

40:15

it is, but he don't know that it

40:17

is. That is

40:19

what I don't like. I should so

40:22

identify with the nuance of Trey's hatred.

40:24

I mean, this is such a mean

40:26

thing of like the third

40:28

layer down of like, no, no, no, no,

40:30

no. You don't get why we're supposed to

40:32

hate this guy. I'm

40:34

with it. That's fine. If it was just that we'd

40:37

all be fine with it. Yeah, we hate him because

40:39

he don't know what we know.

40:41

But he acts like more thing that

40:43

ain't true. Show more of him so

40:45

we can say more. I

40:47

need to see your reaction. This

40:50

is for Trey's reaction. That

40:53

is all this is. It

40:56

is all. Well,

40:59

honestly, that's an insult to the person you

41:01

just compared him to. I'm sorry. It

41:03

won't make sense at all to anybody,

41:05

but now it won't. During

41:08

compared him to somebody that nobody

41:11

that I used to know. Yeah,

41:13

I think he just hated for a long time

41:15

and maybe didn't know why. No, doesn't

41:18

he doesn't hate him. He just doesn't respect

41:20

him. That's worse. So

41:23

it is worse. I know that's why I said

41:25

that. But

41:30

how how are you in

41:32

comedy delusional people bother you this bad?

41:34

But they I'm delusional, but I hit

41:37

it stuff. Right. I was on that

41:39

court. There's plenty of people

41:41

that a

41:43

lot of people are all delusional. Yeah, but I see you

41:45

almost kind of have to be some degree delusional. But

41:48

that don't mean that they don't have something

41:50

going on or that they don't hit. They

41:52

can hit, but they're still you can hit,

41:54

but also still be delusional, obviously. But

41:57

it's like, but there I'm trying to

41:59

think of like. If they

42:01

thought this isn't a challenge, I'm so

42:03

deeply interested in your hatred for this.

42:05

Like if there was a comedian who

42:08

didn't really hit but was

42:10

like a full-time comedian and was okay at

42:12

being a comedian But

42:14

they genuinely seem to believe that

42:16

they are like Daniel Day Lewis

42:18

or something Birdcresser don't think he's

42:20

Daniel Day Lewis. He thinks he's

42:23

something he's not. I

42:25

don't know about that. He seems to think he is what he is. Okay.

42:29

I love Birdcresser for the record.

42:32

I love Birdcresser too. I feel like

42:34

Birdcresser thinks he's a big old teddy

42:36

bear drunk. I think he thinks though

42:39

that he's a

42:42

really great comedian. I

42:45

don't know. I've heard him say a bunch of

42:48

times that he's like I've heard him put down

42:50

his own stand up a lot. I've heard Tom

42:52

put down his stand up to him too. It

42:54

reminds me of our relationship. But

42:58

if there was like a comedian who thought

43:00

that they were like a serious

43:03

artistic genius thespian person But

43:07

that would never even happen. But that's

43:09

the closest analogy I could think of.

43:12

He's a neck influencer who

43:15

thinks that what he says hits and

43:18

that his thoughts and things hit for

43:20

people. But here's what's so interesting about

43:22

that. What he actually does, the one

43:24

you just showed was him doing a

43:26

riff on Hocktua where he went. That

43:30

right there was the best video

43:32

he's ever made ever. I get

43:34

that. Show one of his worst.

43:36

Let me finish. What you're saying

43:38

is this dude is a circus

43:40

freak neck influencer. And

43:42

he thinks he's a comedian clown. That's

43:45

where the hilarious part of this is like

43:48

he's trying to act like he's a clown

43:50

and you can't have that because you're like

43:52

I'm a clown. I'm a clown. It's like

43:54

a clown looking down on the geek or

43:56

whatever. It's like this geek. The fucking gig

43:59

is getting uppity. All he does is bite

44:01

the heads off chickens. I'm out here fucking

44:04

blowing water in people's noses and stuff. What?

44:07

This is why you're correct to do that. And

44:09

this is why we've got to stop being nice to

44:11

magicians. Ha ha ha ha ha

44:13

ha ha. We

44:16

are so looked down upon that

44:18

people like him get away with being

44:21

to our families. There are people in our

44:24

families who love us who think we and

44:26

them are the same thing. Yes. We're

44:29

a different type. Yes. And

44:32

I don't like the way social hierarchies

44:34

work, especially because there's a comic we've been

44:36

at the bottom. But since they do work

44:38

and they're in place, we have to push

44:40

back when we're better than him. Of

44:42

course. And we're better magicians. Even the best

44:44

ones are only as good as us. Well.

44:48

The best magicians in the world are sea

44:51

room comedians to me. You

44:53

think like David Copperfield's a sea room

44:56

comedian? Yeah. And

44:58

then it's like it takes them five years to come up

45:00

with another one. You ever heard the rumor that it's

45:02

two David Copperfield's? What? You

45:05

ever heard the rumor that it's two David Copperfield's? Here

45:09

you are defending them again, making it cool. No,

45:11

I'm not. I'm just saying like there's a

45:13

rumor that I've heard for some pretty up

45:15

high people that it's like some real life

45:17

prestige shit. It's two David Copperfield's. Well I

45:19

was mostly kidding about the magician thing, but

45:21

I do think the meat of what I'm

45:24

saying is this gets so offensive because the

45:26

world and he are acting like he's a

45:29

comedian. Right, but what else do you call

45:31

it? Like what else would somebody call him?

45:33

A fat neck influencer? Like they've got him.

45:37

Trey's been doing it for 40 minutes. I

45:39

know and I appreciate that. I know and

45:41

I appreciate that, but like Instagram needs to

45:43

have that fucking title. Like where it says

45:45

this guy, cause like they have one and

45:47

mine says comedian and I bet that guy

45:49

says comedian too. But it needs to say

45:51

fucking fat dumb. Fat dumb, don't hit, no

45:53

neck having ass motherfucker. His

45:56

title says digital creator to be fair.

45:58

And I guess. Okay and that's true. or

58:00

something was from there. He can like

58:02

just get citizenship there. Anytime is what he said.

58:04

So I got to look into that cat out

58:06

of the bag. Ain't no, nobody

58:09

in my family tree hits, but,

58:11

uh, yeah, my neither. Well, anyway,

58:13

listen, nothing hits. Come see me.

58:16

Maybe that'll make that day hit at least

58:18

a little bit. I'll be in Tulsa, Tulsa

58:20

coming up. And then, uh, the

58:22

Northeast after that, Connecticut upstate,

58:25

New York, Brooklyn. And

58:27

then, uh, yeah, Trey crowder.com.

58:29

Check it out. Uh, Hey, I,

58:32

July 6th, I'm in Milwaukee,

58:34

Wisconsin. Uh, July 8th, I'm

58:36

in Muncie, Indiana. July 9th,

58:39

I'm in Hazard, Kentucky. July

58:41

11th, I'm in Memphis, Tennessee.

58:43

And July 13th, I'm in Fayetteville,

58:46

Arkansas. Uh, I will throw

58:48

that ticket link up in the description to this

58:50

podcast. Cause it's a lot of words and I

58:52

can't read the fine print on this thing, but

58:54

come see me. Hey, listen to putting on airs

58:56

as well as weekly skews this

58:58

week. So you can learn about the Supreme

59:00

court and all that stuff and go to

59:02

bonus corey.com also, thank you all for listening

59:04

to the well-read show. We love to stick

59:06

around longer, but we got to go attune

59:09

the next wing. And you got nothing to

59:11

do. Thank

59:14

you. God bless you. Good night and ski.