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What up well red nation

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it's uncle daddy I'm

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outside of the zany's comedy club

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condo right now the audio is

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bad that is an air conditioner

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you can hear but that will

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all stop in a minute when I start

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the episode this is the preamble see and

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this is where I pre-ramble

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um today's

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episode is an interesting one I think

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what it is is an episode of gravy baby

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my auxiliary podcast I know some of you listen

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to it and if so you can skip this

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but I know a lot of you don't that'd

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be cool to show you guys what we do there

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the theme of gravy baby is

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I'm always screw it

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up positive toxicity you've heard

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of toxic positivity well I hate

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those people we're positive toxicity basically

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our whole theme is hey

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man you suck but everyone else

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sucks worse so you're crushing it if

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you remember when Cory and Trey went to

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Scotland I had a guest host Carmen Morales

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for a couple weeks there on well red you

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guys loved her comments were fire everyone

1:09

was like this chick rules well she's my

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co-host and then my other co-host is of

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course the goat man maced

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in the butthole himself DJ Lewis so

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check it out give us a shot

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here's a fun episode that we did

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before I left LA also

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the day this comes out I'm at zany's so

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I'm at the comedy club condo right now so

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Wednesday June 26th if you're hearing this

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I'm at zany's come out it's

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the child support tour support my

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child K love ya Wait

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a minute baby. Hello.

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We are live. We are live. What do we

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do? In studio. Okay. We're

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live. We're live. For the first

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time. This is, if you're watching

2:13

this on YouTube, you're watching it

2:15

live. Yeah.

2:22

It's not true. It's this time right now, whatever

2:24

time you're watching it. It is now that time.

2:26

It is now that time. Live.

2:29

Do you know it's always now? Yeah.

2:33

It's never not. It's never not now. So

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when you're watching it, it's now. Welcome to

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gravy, baby. Gravy, baby. What

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up, B.S.K. Bitches? Man,

2:42

does we have any fans who make raps?

2:44

Make us a Biscuit Bitches rap. Biscuit

2:46

Bitches. DJ,

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stop judging us with those fucking

2:53

eyebrows. DJ, stop judging us. DJ,

2:56

quit judging us. My

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ears have been rolled. We

3:03

got happy. But we had

3:05

that this whole time? DJ

3:08

and Mark both look happy. I don't know if

3:10

they've ever seen each other in person, probably not,

3:12

and they look like brothers right now. I know.

3:15

Full of joy. Slouched over kind

3:17

of. Yes. Farm

3:19

boys, we've discovered recently. What's

3:23

up, everybody? This is our

3:25

last full studio show, at least

3:27

in this studio. And

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I would imagine in any studio, since we're not going

3:32

to be living in the same city anymore. Yes.

3:36

It's a... Bye, Carmen. Bye,

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Drew. I am leaving Los Angeles. Bye, Deech.

3:40

Deech. I don't know. I

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don't know why you started it like this. You

3:48

told me to. I

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thought you told me to. I thought, wait, wait, wait,

3:53

wait, wait, wait, hold on. Maybe I'm missing some hair.

3:55

Am I going somewhere? Yeah, I didn't know why you

3:58

told DJ bye either. I'm

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gonna miss you guys. We're not gonna be doing

4:02

the podcast. Oh, I didn't know That's

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what you said I thought it was 50-50 this

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is why we should have had a conversation

4:14

before we started fucking Way better Told

4:25

DJ after talking to you so what

4:27

I cleaned We're

4:33

gonna have a conversation and then it is saying this

4:35

was the end and this was the

4:38

last one So I was saying this is the last

4:40

in studio one. So I was saying goodbye to the

4:42

studio Oh, that's why when you said

4:44

are you gonna tell them you're moving? I was like,

4:46

yes, I will yeah That's why I was like,

4:48

I don't know do I need to? Yeah

4:52

But I thought we were gonna try to record

4:54

separately and see if it worked though We're gonna

4:56

give that a solid month, but

4:58

you also said anytime we've done that

5:00

people don't fucking listen to it No,

5:03

you said no you said I don't have

5:05

the data. I don't even got the goddamn

5:07

login to the Libsyn So I have no

5:09

idea you gave me that information. No, you

5:11

gave me You

5:20

said that about the clips it doesn't matter let's move on

5:22

from that No,

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I wasn't cuz I don't have that I

5:26

don't have the information clips You don't have

5:29

the you said when we film room and

5:31

you said when we do an episode that's

5:33

remote from different places The quality is bad

5:35

and people don't listen to them. That's what

5:37

you told me I

5:39

want to move on so bad that I'm not gonna argue with

5:41

you. Okay You

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know what I quit no No,

5:48

I thought we were gonna try to record separately to see

5:50

how it goes Sure, that's

5:52

more editing. Are you gonna do it? No,

5:54

I'm gonna pipe in okay,

5:57

like We'll figure it out.

5:59

You know what we'll talk about Okay, let's

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do that. Should we start over? Sure. We should

6:04

start over Mark

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says it's gold. We're keeping the

6:10

gold DJ. DJ looks like a

6:12

gold miner. Okay That

6:15

was the best regardless of how this ends. Yes

6:19

or no. That's those magic what just

6:21

happened I was I

6:23

was so working since Really

6:26

I sit here and now I'm back in

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guys Right

6:31

off the top I riveting

6:33

this is riveting Welcome

6:38

to gravy baby The

6:44

problem is we don't have a lot

6:46

of conversations outside of the podcast Unless

6:49

we're sharing a look at this home bitch

6:51

type of shit. So we never had a

6:54

conversation There was just

6:56

individual conversations happening So I didn't know well I

6:58

guess I mean because now it makes it seem

7:00

like I don't want to do it with you

7:02

guys and that's not true I didn't

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mean to I didn't feel that or mean

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to say that Okay

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Why now you're talking to me like we're

7:13

in couples counseling and you're trying to get

7:15

the therapist on your side I

7:18

think that's because I took my shirt I'm

7:21

a hundred percent Well,

7:23

everybody knows that I think that's cuz I'm

7:25

on mushrooms You

7:27

ate mushrooms before yeah, okay.

7:30

Just a little bit. Oh, that's yeah. Yeah

7:32

the right amount Yeah, but I think that's

7:34

a new kicks. Those are cute shoes. Thank

7:36

you very much These are a new version

7:38

of an old shoe. I got had these

7:41

I like them so much as they got dingy and worn out

7:43

I was like Let's run it back

7:46

There's like a push towards pastels that I

7:48

can't fucking stand We know with the exception

7:50

of those shoes, but there's a push towards

7:52

pastels that I cannot I really can't you

7:55

mean you don't like Them so you that's

7:57

like all these options out there. Yeah, it

7:59

takes a space when you're shopping. Like

8:02

whatever's in is in. I hope not. Yeah. I think

8:04

I just don't like it. It just always reminds me

8:06

of Easter and Easter is always

8:08

like a sad holiday for me because I was

8:10

always on the road for it and

8:12

it matters to my mom. So it was like something that

8:15

I was always missing. You

8:17

can't people please if you're not there to please, you

8:19

know. And so yeah, I

8:22

think I just always associate it with it. That

8:24

and it's always like it's it also pastels go

8:26

with like the feminine angle

8:29

that was always pushed on me when I

8:31

was a kid. So I just they're all

8:33

so fucking lame. I mean, remember in Beetlejuice

8:35

when that was like how how

8:37

Beetlejuice fucked with Otho? Otho

8:40

is the guy is the the big guy

8:43

who like found the book, the

8:46

handbook for the recently deceased. And then when he

8:48

finds the first time he becomes the snake and

8:50

he's like an asshole to the family for the

8:52

first time and he catches Otho and he goes,

8:55

he's wearing like all black and red.

8:57

And then he does that sound and

9:00

then it takes off his suit and

9:02

underneath is a pastel blue suit underneath

9:04

it because pastels are fucking lame. Well,

9:06

I like light pink. No, yeah,

9:09

sure. Sure. Carmen. And

9:11

we talked about the the

9:13

whole hot pink turquoise type,

9:15

the Florida colors. Like

9:18

the Miami thing. Oh, the eight the

9:20

eighties Miami subs colors. Well,

9:23

just like the whole like you can't drive

9:25

through there without seeing a flamingo and some

9:27

turquoise, you know, saying like that bright that

9:29

pop hot pink like destined. It's like every

9:31

hotel. Every color that they

9:33

use in an airbrush T-shirt. They're

9:36

always bright like that. Yeah. Yeah.

9:38

Yeah. Sure. I mean, that's that's a

9:40

T-shirt of my culture. I

9:48

remember when I was nine years old, my uncle went

9:50

to Aruba and brought me back a T-shirt

9:53

with an airbrush lizard smoking a

9:55

joint in like in a

9:57

hammock in between two two

9:59

palm. I had no idea by the

10:01

way, I was so young I didn't know about

10:04

pot yet. If people have ever wondered and

10:06

maybe they haven't man other than comedy how

10:08

did Carmen DJ and Drew end up getting

10:10

together? What did they have in common? I

10:12

think we just solved it an

10:14

uncle bringing you airbrush t-shirts Gatlinburg

10:19

is got a lot of going back to

10:21

the Gatlinburg lot of airbrushing Yeah, I honestly

10:24

I think I've said before that it's the

10:26

airbrush capital of the world, but I now

10:28

realize no, it's not It's Daytona Beach, Florida

10:31

It's the airbrush capital of not, Florida.

10:34

Mm-hmm. There's a lot of Florida in Gatlinburg ain't

10:36

there DJ? I

10:38

mean, yeah, Florida is their main export is

10:40

tourism. So there's a lot to learn Yeah,

10:44

I mean take distance not too far from

10:46

Gatlinburg a Floridian Gatlinburg Mm-hmm, you got you

10:48

got that one you got Panama City Beach.

10:50

She got Fort Walton Beach all that shit

10:53

on the Panama's out when somebody

10:55

throws Panama City Beach Whoo

10:58

lost girlfriends money. Oh, yeah friendships.

11:00

Mm-hmm. That was spring break. I

11:02

think I went three times twice

11:05

in Once in high

11:07

school twice in college I hated Panama City Beach

11:09

before ever going because it was the hacky place

11:11

to go for spring break Yeah, that I wouldn't

11:13

one one year I went to Fort Lauderdale and

11:15

I was like fucking never again and I was

11:17

of the age I think I was like 22.

11:19

It was the perfect but at the time

11:22

it was too old It's for 17 year

11:24

olds and 22 year olds who are willing to buy

11:26

booze for 17 year old. Yeah, so

11:28

that can fuck them Yeah, well we went cuz

11:30

we had like a hookup I was selling timeshare

11:33

for the Marriott at the time nice and so

11:35

we got a hookup We could go to any

11:37

of the villas and stay there for three days

11:39

for free Yeah, and then any other days for

11:41

like an additional employee discount or something So as

11:43

me my friend Elizabeth and we were like we

11:46

were 22 year old fucking drugs

11:49

So it was perfect for us.

11:51

Hell, yeah Actually, we'd

11:54

have been underage. I drank with her underage too.

11:56

Did you so maybe 20? Maybe

11:59

20. I think I think we were buying

12:01

shit. Fort Lauderdale is full of

12:03

old people, I thought. Am I wrong?

12:05

You're thinking of Naples. But for these

12:07

particular times, it's just like how

12:09

Daytona Beach isn't full of bikers outside of bike week,

12:11

but if you go for bike week, you know. I

12:14

didn't know Fort Lauderdale- Or black bike week. I

12:16

didn't know Fort Lauderdale was a destination for that.

12:18

It was, I don't know if it is anymore. We're

12:20

talking about a long time ago. Yeah. PCB

12:23

still is my understanding. Mm-hmm. You

12:27

ever been to Panama City Beach, DJ? Yeah,

12:31

stupid. Like we went

12:33

for a couple nights from the spring break. And

12:36

we're like, this is the stupidest thing I've ever

12:38

seen in my life. My

12:40

friend ended up stealing a car and

12:43

then left us there. You know, I fucking

12:46

did the exact Panama City Beach

12:48

thing that everybody says. Well, okay.

12:50

Now you can't, you can't, no, no, you gotta tell

12:53

the story now. Also, no one says that. You gotta

12:55

tell the story now. You know how when you go

12:57

on spring break, you steal a car? No. Mm-mm. No,

13:00

my buddy did. My buddy stole a car and

13:02

then left us there because he had the keys

13:04

to the car. So his car, he

13:06

drove us there as a matter of fact.

13:09

And I don't know how he stole a car. If he got

13:11

into a situation where he had to get the fuck out of there, we

13:14

were in a hotel room. He fucking ended

13:16

up getting arrested in a stolen car. Now

13:19

he was our fucking ride there. You know, the

13:21

fucking. So you had to go, you had

13:23

to go to the police station to get his keys

13:25

for you to even leave. Fuck

13:28

no, man. We fucking found us. I knew he

13:30

didn't go to the police station. Soon as he

13:32

said that, I was like, there's no way he

13:34

can get into a fucking police station. We

13:38

didn't even know what happened to him until after

13:40

we had got back. Right. You know what I

13:42

mean? Like, that whole, that whole, that

13:44

whole thing. But even if we had a, you

13:46

know what I'm saying? It had been like, so

13:48

they also didn't go to the police station to check

13:50

on him. They also didn't do that. After

13:53

all that, we don't know where our buddy is. Can y'all

13:55

help? So did, did he steal the car just because it

13:57

was easy to steal or was it cause it was for

13:59

a bit or. What's this? What was the motive? I

14:03

mean, he just fucking stole cars. I

14:05

mean, he got it from

14:08

he was just I mean, I don't

14:10

know exactly even what the situation was to be

14:12

quite honest with you, but I know he knew

14:14

how to fucking he loved still. Astro vans is

14:16

the easiest fucking of child note. That's what he

14:18

stole or not. But I've seen him myself

14:21

being in the car with him and

14:23

Astro van. He's just talking to you. I

14:25

just take for all right, buddy.

14:28

How'd you get home? He's a guy. Well,

14:31

a series of fucking calling

14:34

people's parents and goddamn crying and getting

14:36

yelled at and fucking ended up goddamn

14:38

all kind of shit. So

14:42

you got in trouble for a crime you didn't do

14:44

because you needed a ride. It's bullshit. No, I

14:46

didn't. OK. I

14:48

didn't. Probably

14:54

didn't know by now I was even fucking gone. I

14:59

don't think I ever. I don't think I

15:01

stole Astro van. He just slow played that he went on

15:03

spring break and his buddy got arrested

15:05

for committing felonies and he had to hitchhike home

15:08

or whatever. And he's like, I don't know. Yeah,

15:10

I know. I went on to my car. That's

15:13

a like such like a low standard

15:15

of crime for like shit that fucking

15:17

bitch. I thought I nothing and

15:19

it sucked. And it was born and

15:22

I never went back. And everybody that we

15:24

met, I was like, oh, I'm sorry. I'm

15:26

sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I

15:28

went back and everybody that we met. So

15:30

the whole thing. So. We

15:35

wanted to go do some shit, obviously. You

15:38

know what I'm saying? Yeah. Sounds

15:40

like somebody did. Yeah,

15:42

I think he wanted to be more thug than you

15:44

were planning to be at that time. I know. No

15:48

telling what happened. I

15:50

know. Well,

15:53

that rolled. Yep. Twice.

15:55

I've been twice. The other one was Myrtle Beach, which

15:57

was even worse. Myrtle Beach is also very

15:59

get. Lembergie. But

16:01

that's like a permanent.

16:04

Yeah. That was like the,

16:06

actually I think Myrtle Beach is where I saw Black

16:08

Bike Week for the first time. My

16:10

mom went on her girls trip during Black

16:12

Bike Week. Yeah, I was working

16:15

some fucking club there that

16:17

should have been torn down 10 years ago. Off Broadway?

16:19

Huh? It might have been, I couldn't remember if it was

16:21

Off Broadway or the other one. Imagine

16:25

a bunch of 38 year old super

16:27

Christian rural white women who drink wine

16:29

one night on their five day girl

16:31

vacation showing up to Black Biker Week.

16:34

Oh my God. I mean, they had a great time. It was

16:36

a, I mean, I was like in my mid,

16:39

probably mid twenties when this happened and

16:41

it was like a point of like

16:43

realization. I guess it was my, I

16:45

was racist. It was like, black people

16:48

like bikes. Oh, you just know. I

16:50

didn't know. I don't think that's racist. It

16:52

was an, it was an ignorance. It's an

16:54

ignorance, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's like, I mean,

16:57

I think it's categorized under the passive aggressive

16:59

one where you're like, oh, you're a person.

17:01

You could like things that aren't stereotypically, I

17:03

think you should like. Right.

17:05

But it was also fucking rad because they

17:08

had cool bikes. Yeah. They would

17:10

have, they had them all souped up in a completely different way. I'd never

17:12

seen it like that. They had a little, the neon shit all over it.

17:14

Talk about neon. Yeah,

17:16

they rule. Now the only negative, and this, this

17:18

might be something that was cast upon them in

17:20

a racist way, but I could also see them

17:22

being the ones that did it. I've heard that

17:25

black bikers invented or caused

17:27

to be invented through the market, the really

17:29

loud speaker on the fucking motorcycle. Oh yeah.

17:31

Where you're chilling in New Orleans and then,

17:33

and you hear the greatest music in the

17:36

world and then some guy drives

17:38

by and you just hear like fucking new edition.

17:40

It's all you can hear. I hate that shit.

17:43

It's the only time where I'm like, goddamn, these loud

17:45

black people. It's the only time I turned into my

17:47

dad. Well, it was when, oh yeah, when they, when

17:49

they got the speaker too loud. On the bike specifically. Yeah.

17:51

Because it's louder than in a car. Yeah. Yeah.

17:54

Yeah. There's nothing, you know what I mean? There

17:56

was a dude in Chicago, who had one, it

17:58

was a white dude. And it

18:00

was like him driving around

18:02

listening to talk radio. Oh

18:05

my God. That's way

18:07

worse. That's way worse. Don't

18:10

turn around. You know, that's so

18:12

awful. That's so awful. Yeah. I

18:15

guess they turn it up so loud because it's literally the only way they can

18:17

hear it without headphones. You got a headphone. We got, we

18:19

not only that, but you have a helmet on and

18:21

you have, if you have somebody else on the bike,

18:23

a loud bike, and if you have another person on,

18:25

you have a microphone. So, I mean,

18:28

yeah, there's just a lot. But

18:30

also, I mean, I can't stand that rush limbo

18:32

while I'm on my home. Oh my God.

18:34

Do like that. I take new addition over that

18:36

any day. Of course. Of course they're doing it

18:39

the cooler way. I just heard

18:41

that they invented it. They

18:43

probably didn't. Even that was probably some

18:45

asshole being like, black bikers invented that.

18:48

Probably wouldn't even true. Right.

18:50

Yeah. Probably. I mean,

18:52

I think it's just annoying people because

18:54

it's definitely not an, yeah. I

18:56

think it's just, yeah. It's the same people that

18:58

talk on speaker phone or face. There

19:00

was this woman. Go

19:03

ahead. There's probably some idiot in the fucking

19:05

board room going fucking. It was probably neither

19:07

some fucking suit and tie motherfucker. They never

19:09

even been on a bike going. You know

19:11

what I think that sales would do really

19:13

well if we put a big ass loud

19:15

radio on this little bitch. Well, I'm happy

19:17

making fun of that guy, but he was

19:19

fucking right because everybody's got them now. Now

19:23

they got competing. There's like, there's like

19:26

dueling loudspeakers on bikes. That's

19:28

the thing I'm most Ned Flanders about in

19:30

the world. Because it's always

19:32

in a place where you don't want to hear. It's like always

19:34

when you're on spring break or in New Orleans or somewhere cool

19:36

like that. And it's like, we're

19:38

partying already, dude. Yeah. What are you

19:41

doing anyway? Sorry. Yeah. That's always

19:43

like when somebody's trying to take over, take

19:45

over the ox cord at a party, you

19:47

know, and then they want to play their

19:49

sappy bullshit music and it's the wrong thing.

19:51

Or, or like another example would be like,

19:54

if you're at karaoke. And somebody always wants

19:56

to sing the sad ass fucking song. It's

19:58

like, we're all having a great time. Why

20:00

are you singing? Fucking turn the page

20:02

again. Jesus Christ. Yeah. I forgot

20:04

to ask you all. Do you guys have a karaoke song? I

20:06

want to ask you that yesterday or the

20:08

day before or whenever last week. I

20:14

used to go so much that there I had.

20:16

I had like a list of songs. There's

20:21

a few of them. I mean, it

20:23

depended on the vibe. I guess my

20:26

most badass moment is I sang Forgot

20:28

About Dre at an almost all black

20:31

karaoke bar in Atlanta. You

20:34

do both parts? I did both parts and I said

20:36

all the words. And at one point

20:38

there was like this young black dude, because this

20:40

was like, this is years ago, obviously. This isn't

20:42

like the N word isn't where it is now.

20:45

Right? This was that this was there

20:47

was like, there was like too many. It

20:50

was like two years where you could say

20:52

it with an asterisk. Right. And

20:55

I think you could. Carmen Morales. By the way.

20:58

Yeah. I said good, but I just

21:00

realized what you meant when you said all the words. I

21:02

thought you meant you knew all the words. And I realized

21:04

you meant that word. Yeah. And you said you

21:06

knew all the words. I want to make sure everybody knows that when I said

21:08

good, I didn't. I was. I

21:10

think it was because they're fucking

21:13

Liberty over all. Yeah. I

21:17

didn't realize after the fact, I was

21:19

like, oh, all the shit. Okay. Don't

21:21

let them take our flag. Yeah. We're

21:23

talking about like 20, 2013, maybe 2011. Something

21:27

like that. I think you could with the

21:29

last name and the, you know what I mean?

21:31

Right. The only person that looked

21:33

at me sideways, there was a young dude, a

21:35

young black dude in like his twenties, his early

21:38

twenties. Like when I, the first time I said

21:40

it, he went like, he gave me the

21:42

look with the one eyebrow. And then when he

21:44

saw, I was just saying all the words to the song that

21:46

then he started dancing to, but it was like, nobody, it was

21:49

one of those things where it was like, are you

21:51

singing this song just to say the N word? And

21:54

then I was like, but I, you know, I was,

21:56

I was, I was performing that song. Indeed. Yeah. trying

22:00

to do a good job. Hell

22:02

yeah. I remember when Masterpiece about

22:05

it first came out and like I

22:07

was in high school. I had just

22:09

started high school right before anyway. So

22:11

it had just dropped and

22:14

everybody on our school bus sang that

22:16

song together. And then when you got

22:18

to the part where it was like

22:21

from you know from Chattanooga

22:24

they baddy baddy. You know what I'm saying?

22:26

Yeah. I got in words from

22:29

dude Barry the chicken mouth and they

22:31

baddy. You come out with the name and

22:33

everybody say the whole school bus

22:35

sang every word of that song. It

22:37

was crazy. I

22:40

wonder where y'all's grandparents would think of that. Unity Masterpiece man.

22:44

Yeah man. That baddy dropped. We

22:46

went crazy. We went crazy when

22:48

Masterpiece went in. When that Ice

22:50

Cream Man. Oh dude. Ice Cream

22:52

Man. I wonder what like

22:55

our dead ancestors would have thought

22:57

of that. Like damn it. They're

22:59

rapping but they are saying that they own

23:01

Edwards from Oh

23:04

my god. Hey I didn't start it.

23:06

I know.

23:10

Dude I feel like I went to I graduated

23:12

college in 2006.

23:15

Is that right? Yes. And

23:17

like I played football. And so a

23:20

lot of athletes a lot of them were

23:22

black. You couldn't sing that. I couldn't sing

23:24

that word then. And I was like no.

23:26

You know what I mean? Yeah. So I

23:28

think it I think it was different maybe

23:30

for you with the Morales. Because I

23:32

feel like there was a time when I don't know they

23:34

weren't saying my full name. I mean they just said Carmen.

23:36

You know what I'm saying?

23:38

They're like next

23:40

karaoke singer Latin

23:43

female. Carmen Morales.

23:45

Yeah but you look

23:47

Latin. I was just like. Carmen Morales

23:49

will be singing for a moment. Forgot

23:51

about the race. I'm just trying to

23:54

allude to the fact that you're a

23:57

Latina though. That's what I'm saying.

24:00

Show me a white woman named Carmen. I'm

24:04

certain there's a hippie that named their kid Carmen.

24:06

Yeah, they're sure. Maybe, but my point

24:09

stands. That are like an artsy bitch that loves opera. All

24:12

right, your joke was great, but I want to

24:14

discuss this fucking point. You are Latina.

24:17

There was a time when y'all could just say it. Like

24:19

there was like a solid decade where it was like, they're allowed I

24:21

guess. No, but colorism still takes a place in

24:23

that. Yeah, I know. So the darker you

24:26

are- Well, that's gone now. Yeah, well, no,

24:28

not really. I mean, it depends. I mean,

24:30

if you're like Puerto Rican and darkly complected,

24:32

nobody gives a shit. Yeah, you should be.

24:34

That's what I'm saying. So the lighter you

24:36

are, the less it's like, that's why when

24:38

a lot of times when Drake says that

24:40

people eye roll, it's like, okay, bro, you're

24:43

like trying really hard. Yeah. Is that was

24:45

because that's like a point that a

24:47

lot of people have made is like, how come

24:49

the lighter complected ones, people ones,

24:51

the lighter complected people. You meant rappers.

24:53

I knew what you meant. Yeah, rappers. But they always

24:55

like to really go hard in it. And it

24:58

seems like you're making up for being lighter complected.

25:00

There's one who I didn't know was mixed and

25:02

then he said it and I had to rewind

25:04

it. He's newer. I can't think of his name.

25:06

Fuck Logic. Is that

25:08

a guy? How would I know which thing you're saying?

25:11

You seem to know more about reference Drake.

25:13

I cannot literally, I can't name a Drake

25:15

song. Anyway, Logic

25:17

is a guy who has a song, I think with

25:19

Eminem. I heard him hit it in that song and

25:22

I was like, what the

25:24

fuck? And I had to, I like

25:26

researched his Logic Black and

25:28

he gets a lot of shit for it. He is half black, but

25:30

he gets a lot of shit for it. Yeah. Because he looks Italian.

25:32

Well, because that's, I mean, that's the other thing too, is it's

25:34

just like, it feels like you're

25:36

grasping for that

25:39

part. You

25:41

want everybody to know. Yeah. I

25:44

think that might, I mean, I'm speculating, but that might

25:46

be part of it. I don't know what it is,

25:48

but it was something that I noticed. And then of

25:50

course, behind closed doors, I would go to

25:53

black friends of mine like, and they're

25:55

like, oh yeah, that's the thing. And I'm like, okay, okay. Well,

25:58

just want to make sure I'm observing. Yeah,

26:01

honestly, I thought you meant

26:03

you noticed people giving them shit. I thought

26:05

that you meant that's the first thing you noticed. I mean, on Black Twitter, they

26:07

do. Yeah, because I've noticed that. Yeah. Yeah.

26:10

Because when I researched it, to try and figure out if Logic

26:12

was allowed to say that, because it blew my mind. We're on

26:14

YouTube and a white rapper's dropping the N word. This was like

26:16

two years ago. And then anyway, a lot of

26:18

people were giving them hell. Yeah. Well.

26:22

But as far as karaoke songs, like,

26:24

I mean, that's what started all of

26:26

this. Kendrick Lamar. Let

26:30

her say it. That

26:34

was my only ever, and

26:36

even then there's an argument for it now. So it's

26:38

now even in rap songs, I don't say

26:40

it anymore. Sure.

26:43

What's your other karaoke songs? What's

26:46

your ones that don't have the N word? Oh

26:48

man, then none, I guess. I don't know what it is.

26:50

Do you only do rap? Do you only do mostly rap?

26:52

No, no, no. I

26:54

do rap, R&B, like there

26:57

was that old and Vogue song called

27:00

Don't Let Go. I used to do all the parts to

27:03

that. Or if there was a bitch that could sing. I'm

27:05

a good song. Yeah. If there

27:07

was a chick that could sing. One

27:09

time I made a karaoke lady mad because I

27:11

was singing it too well. And

27:13

then she felt the need to have to sing like an

27:15

R&B song after me. And she was like, you

27:18

could you could just tell she was like trying to

27:20

compete. I kind

27:22

of like that. Yeah. As

27:25

long as there's only one or two sleepers in

27:28

the karaoke pool, then it's fine. But

27:30

if you go to Nashville, they all can sing. It's like,

27:32

all right, this is just weird. Yeah. Feels

27:35

like we're at a cover band. Yeah. Well,

27:37

that's kind of how it was at the

27:39

Atlanta spot because everybody like, you know, everybody

27:41

could like everybody was talented. So that's why

27:43

I'm white people. If

27:46

you're at a fucking black karaoke bar, hell yeah.

27:49

Well, for that too, I did

27:51

it one time. It was like at a

27:53

gay bar in the village in New York

27:55

so everybody could sing.

27:58

Yeah. Everybody was putting on a fucking performance,

28:00

everybody was like auditioning for something

28:02

that there wasn't even there. So

28:05

for that, I had to go weird

28:07

when I sang a Celia Cruz song

28:09

in Spanish. And then it was

28:11

fucking awesome, because as I was singing it,

28:13

I had two gay dudes that came up

28:15

and they started fucking like salsa dancing. Well,

28:17

so I had like backup dancers and shit

28:20

like that. Like, you know what I'm saying?

28:22

Like, there's been these these moments where it's

28:24

been like, yeah, it was awesome. Karaoke

28:26

isn't supposed to be this cool. Karaoke

28:28

is lame. I don't know, man. That's

28:31

why my go to is always

28:33

like either love check. Oh, it's

28:35

a great one. Yes. Or the

28:37

rock loss of the two. Like, and every

28:39

time you put it on, motherfuckers eyes light

28:41

up. But you're like, oh, yeah, yeah. That's

28:46

weird. I was singing like that guy

28:48

yesterday to make Andy laugh. I haven't done that

28:51

in four years. That's so maybe

28:53

the most kicking in. It's so strange that came up to

28:55

me serendipitous. I think is the word you're looking for. I

28:58

don't I have a karaoke wife, so I don't

29:01

need a karaoke song. Wow. She's

29:03

just like, like, I'm giving her my turn

29:05

anyway. You both

29:07

sign up and then she sings twice. I'm

29:09

like, what would Andy want to sing? Come up here with

29:11

me, baby. You know what? You go ahead. She

29:14

is a very good singer. That's a good partner

29:16

right there, dude. That's a good fucking it's

29:19

hard to get a second song. It karaoke,

29:21

especially if it's popping. And it makes her

29:23

really sad if she doesn't get to sing the

29:25

three or four songs. She wants to say, right?

29:27

We've I've also been there until two in the

29:29

morning. It's not entirely selfless, like waiting on them

29:31

to call her fucking name again, where it's like,

29:33

you know what, I'm just going to give her

29:35

my turn. But also, I'm not great at it

29:37

and I don't like it. If I do it,

29:39

it's rap and it's usually Rosa Parks

29:41

by Outkast. Oh, nice. Because I can do

29:44

both parts. I prefer to have somebody with

29:46

me and I can do either part. It's

29:50

almost always rap. Sometimes I'll do a country song

29:52

like with Andy. If if it's like a Johnny

29:55

Cash or something, if I can make my voice

29:57

deep, I feel like it's tolerable, but I am

29:59

very much. It's not a good singer and

30:01

it's not like bad enough that I can make it funny

30:03

or I don't know how to do that If I can

30:05

so it's just like no, this is not good. Right,

30:08

you know, yeah, and I'm not like Take

30:11

my shirt off Yeah

30:16

Totally you're totally a take your shirt off I

30:23

was gonna say I'm not usually I don't take my shirt off kind

30:25

of guy except for that one time in Brooklyn I was doing a

30:28

bit and then I got cut off. Um I've

30:31

have done Morrison like

30:33

when also took a shirt off for an entire episode

30:35

I know that was a bit but it got cut off I

30:38

was being sarcastic and I got anyway, I've

30:41

done Morrison before and then like do

30:43

full Jim Morrison that that's fun Mm-hmm.

30:45

Just flop around on the floor. Yeah.

30:47

Yeah, I've sang back up

30:49

for For love check so

30:51

many times I used to go around looking for

30:53

a motherfucker to be the boy part So

30:56

I could do the other part I could do both parts

30:58

but I found them I know It's so

31:00

it's always fun when you have somebody else do the other part. Um

31:04

That I I did there was there was

31:06

a hacky karaoke song that I used

31:08

to sing I used to sing black velvet I used

31:11

to sing Bonnie Ray Which

31:13

is supposed to be Bonnie Ray, I

31:15

love Bonnie Ray. Yeah, great. I just give her

31:18

to talk about though. Is that what it was?

31:20

I mean a lot of times that's the only one they had so

31:23

it right But what I

31:25

did love my could the coolest karaoke is I I did

31:27

I was in St. Louis,

31:29

Missouri and right next to the comedy club.

31:32

There was like a live band like

31:35

blues and jazz kind of they would do

31:37

like an open mic like that and And

31:40

it but it was like live band karaoke

31:42

and I got the band to play the

31:44

Bonnie Ray and John Lee hooker song The

31:47

I'm in the mood song so I got to do

31:49

that with a fucking light and that was like well

31:51

I felt so goddamn cool No

31:53

shit, I felt so goddamn cool. That is

31:56

cool. Mmm. I like I

31:58

like going to live band karaoke. Yeah Cause when

32:00

people can really sing and they get so into it and

32:02

they're so excited, you know? So

32:04

speaking of one I'm gonna steal, I

32:06

saw Shane Gillis doing Dragula with

32:09

a live band at I think Skankfest

32:11

or some shit. That's a good

32:13

one, cause you don't have to be able to sing really

32:15

that well to do it and it's still fun. And I

32:17

do know that song cause my brother was super into Rob

32:19

Zombie. Yeah, Rob Zombie is a fun one.

32:23

Yeah, just don't go sad. I

32:25

don't mind one. I was gonna say that I don't mind one.

32:27

You can do one ballad an hour. That's it. I

32:30

don't mind one sad one. Especially if it's

32:32

like an old man and his eyes well up,

32:34

you know? Most of the kids

32:36

start ignoring him, he's still into it. Yeah. But

32:40

I am sad, so I like sad things. Like

32:43

I'll be at the karaoke bar like, damn, play

32:45

a sad one, hell yeah. Boo,

32:48

boo. Never

32:51

two in a row. Yeah. That's

32:54

gotta be. Also, it

32:56

was recently Jeremy, the comedian.

33:01

Did you know Jeremy? No? Anyways,

33:03

he had a birthday recently and he

33:05

did karaoke and I sang What a

33:07

Man by Salt and Pepper to Bobby,

33:10

to my boyfriend Bobby. That's pretty great. When

33:14

I'm at a good man. I can't remember the hook

33:16

and nothing else. No, it's kinda rappy. Yes he is.

33:18

Well, yeah, there's a rap in the middle. Yeah. They

33:20

have En Vogue singing the hook, yeah. So

33:23

you get the R&B and the chorus part and then you get

33:25

the rap from Salt and Pepper in the verses. Well.

33:30

But yeah, I used to do a bunch of them. I

33:32

used to do a, that When in Rome song. I

33:35

loved The Promise. Let's

33:38

do this festival. What about Rome? Do you

33:41

remember Rome? Does anybody remember? Fuck yeah, I

33:43

remember Rome. In seventh grade, he was my

33:45

favorite singer. Doesn't he sing with Sublime now?

33:48

You could. Sublime's with, they

33:50

advertise it as Sublime with Rome, yeah. That's

33:52

crazy. No shit.

33:54

I didn't know you didn't know that. R&B

33:57

singer. You are the

33:59

king. to my

34:01

baby I'll be loving you

34:03

I think that's him I know

34:06

he did I belong to you that's a song yeah

34:08

that's you be yes I used to play

34:10

that to my seventh grade girlfriend

34:12

through the phone played on

34:14

the radio I belong were

34:17

you a telephone on the phone

34:19

a lot guy no I did that with one

34:21

girl liked it for about a week

34:23

and then I dumped her I fucking hate the

34:25

phone hated it then hate it now fuck that

34:27

I'm gonna love it he's just down the

34:29

phone for hours yeah yeah I

34:32

wanted to be outside real quick

34:34

because we've been teasing it next year we're

34:36

gonna do a

34:41

gravy baby into the a biscuit festival we're

34:43

gonna do comedy we're gonna have a karaoke

34:45

night calling it right now okay I think

34:48

I recommend we do it in Bristol it's probably

34:50

the most central place for all of

34:52

our folks I think that's completely

34:55

what no not Gatlinburg

34:57

no any more money producer mark produce

35:01

remarks I just think we do it at Gatlinburg it is

35:03

kind of on the other side of the mountain

35:05

though so you're close mm-hmm yeah let's go to

35:07

Bristol let's do the whole festival either Bristol

35:10

or what's Asheville Bristol

35:12

or Central yep Bristol

35:14

Bristol I liked that sorry

35:19

let's talk more about Rome I just wanted to I

35:21

was like I'm gonna lose this thought oh you guys

35:23

might actually I think DJ would

35:25

remember this more do you remember that song

35:27

laid by James that was

35:30

a big late I think

35:32

it was late 80s this bad

35:34

is on fire oh

35:39

I just remember to hack what I do which one

35:42

it's the greatest song in the world return of the Mac

35:44

I generally think that's one of my five favorite

35:47

songs ever Bobby loves that song I can't fucking stay

35:49

I've heard it so many times it's almost always

35:51

it's the best one hit wonder of

36:00

all time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck

36:02

the monkeys. Yes,

36:05

I did. You

36:07

lied to me. I would

36:09

listen to you do it at karaoke. It's

36:11

actually more interesting, I hear, the regular song.

36:14

She said she'd never turn on me. What

36:16

I do, what

36:18

I do, do, do, return,

36:21

dude. It's just a

36:24

bunch of hooks. And that's all like

36:26

that hip hop R&B mix that

36:28

we're all subject to now.

36:31

That's all it is, is hook after hook. Fuckin'

36:34

he figured it out before anybody. You

36:36

just need several hooks, no verses. You

36:39

should, Producer Mark. Ooh, comedian

36:41

karaoke. That's a good idea, Producer Mark.

36:45

Yeah. How do we get

36:47

into karaoke, I forgot. I don't know. I think

36:50

we were talking about Japanese people. Oh, that's right. DJ, you

36:52

wanted to know what our songs were. I think that's, yeah,

36:54

I think that was it. But I

36:56

used to say, I used to, the reason I

36:58

used to sing Bonnie Ray and Tracy

37:01

Chapman songs is because the guy

37:03

who ran this karaoke spot I

37:05

used to go to was one

37:07

of her former guitarists. So

37:09

he would have his guitar with him and then he

37:11

would ask me to do, he was like, well, you

37:13

do the Tracy Chapman song with me. And then I

37:15

would go, yes. That rules. Here's

37:18

my Tracy Chapman story that I read about that I

37:20

love. It's like one of those, like, did you know?

37:23

Brian Koppelman wrote Rounders and I

37:25

think created the show Billions. His

37:28

dad is a record producer. He was

37:30

in school at Tufts in Boston and

37:33

saw Tracy Chapman and

37:35

hounded his father, went

37:37

and found her and got a CD from her

37:40

to take to his father because his dad wouldn't

37:42

believe him. He was like, it was the first

37:44

time that I think my dad respected me as

37:47

someone with like, I just forced him

37:49

to fucking give her a shot and

37:51

then the rest is history. Fuck yeah.

37:55

Well, I'm glad he listened. Jesus Christ.

37:57

To not have her. Yeah.

38:00

Voice? Yeah. Oh my god. What a

38:02

travesty. I

38:05

realize now you meant the father listened to the

38:07

son. And at first, I thought you meant you're

38:09

glad he was listening to Tracy Chapman. Yeah. That

38:11

guy's really interesting because he like he

38:13

has a podcast where he just mostly talks

38:15

to comedians. And it's called The Moment.

38:18

He loves hearing about like, when's the moment that you knew

38:20

you were going to make it, or

38:23

your life changed, or whatever. I like that guy.

38:25

OK. You'll probably find out tomorrow that he's racist.

38:27

Milkshake duck, right? Yeah. I

38:30

mean, dude, as soon as you

38:32

said record producer, I was

38:34

like, well, this is all. You

38:38

mean his dad? You

38:40

mean, honestly, literally the same thing. Literally, I was telling

38:42

us, I was saying that story. And I was like,

38:44

man, I bet this guy sucks. Yeah.

38:48

Rounders was good. I told him. I still

38:50

watch rounders. It was so good. Oh,

38:52

I didn't. Because at the time, I was

38:56

playing poker with like, there

38:58

was like a group of comedians. We would all play for

39:00

money after the open mic. So we'd go

39:02

to the open mic until like 10, and then we'd

39:04

go to Mike's house, and there would be like five of us.

39:07

And we would just play a sit and go

39:09

cash game, or we just play a cash game

39:11

till fucking 2 o'clock in

39:14

the morning, 3 o'clock in the morning. And then I had

39:16

to be at fucking a gift for teaching at 7, like

39:18

an idiot. But

39:20

yeah, rounders would always

39:22

be on in the background. I

39:25

love that fucking movie. It's good. And

39:29

one of the like famous lines from it,

39:31

I found out that, what's this cunt's name?

39:35

MP improvised it in the poker game

39:37

of life, Women Are The Rake. And

39:40

that's when Matt Damon goes to him, he's like, what the fuck

39:42

are you talking about? It was because he ad libbed that line,

39:44

and they kept it in. Was it Edward Norton? Yeah, Edward Norton,

39:46

of course it was. What an asshole. I know, he truly is.

39:48

What a beautiful, talented fucking piece of shit.

39:50

Yeah. God, I love that Edward Norton dude.

39:53

He's such a good actor. He's such an

39:55

asshole. He sucks, but

39:57

he's great. Let's do some more

39:59

examples of that. No pedophiles or

40:01

rapists. Okay, just like kind of

40:03

an asshole super talented Edward

40:06

Norton comes to mind Who

40:08

we got plenty of them in comedy. Maybe we

40:10

shouldn't say those though Yeah,

40:12

probably Who yeah, but who's

40:14

a who's a handful that's worth it. That's what it

40:16

is. Well, that's where the other juice is worth

40:19

the squeeze I guarantee it like there's no

40:21

in there's no Right.

40:25

Yeah, you we just don't know with some of

40:27

them Is

40:31

a nightmare to work with I've heard that a few

40:33

times. Yeah. Yeah. I get it I think I've

40:35

all got to be the guy from bloom house

40:38

I was talking to one of his

40:40

like with PA people that work for

40:42

the Assistant people and like

40:44

he would literally do things like leave the

40:46

back of his car full of like bottles

40:48

that he had pissed in Just

40:50

for no reason fucking leave them

40:52

there for and tell him to go clean them

40:54

up and like fucking shit in the Dude,

40:57

these people are fucking Entertainment

41:00

industry is a burden on

41:03

sister This

41:08

is not gonna be any into the assholes that

41:10

go out there and like Fucking

41:13

there's just it's speaking

41:15

of which go to patreon.com/gravy, baby

41:19

Speaking of which I'm leaving Before

41:26

we move on Mark Wahlberg is not worth

41:28

it Mark Wahlberg is

41:30

known to be an asshole and he's

41:32

been fine in some movies. We could

41:34

have done without him Yeah, could

41:37

have done it all. He's great. The party Somebody

41:39

else could have done somebody else could have done that

41:42

and also he didn't make the movie. He's just good

41:44

in it I'm not deny his town if he was

41:46

talentless. It would be a car. You're a hundred percent,

41:48

right? What? Yeah, all right.

41:50

Do you know what I mean? I'm

41:52

like the convo is when it's close if it weren't

41:55

close. I wouldn't have brought it up. I get that

41:57

he's yeah You're right. You're right

41:59

and also So if he'd have been there on 9-11,

42:01

it's gone down differently. I can't get

42:03

over him saying that. That is

42:05

one of the dumbest things I've ever heard anyone say.

42:08

Not as dumb as Steve Renizese claiming

42:10

to have been there and

42:13

having never been there. That guy. I

42:16

don't know why. Mark's

42:19

looking at me. Maybe he knows him. I'm going to look this

42:21

way. I don't know him. I

42:23

don't know if he's a good or a bad person.

42:25

I know he's a fine comedian. But if you're just

42:27

a fine comedian, how can you get away with that?

42:29

People still let you be on their shows and stuff.

42:31

I don't know. Just like, how

42:33

do you not get roasted out of the industry?

42:35

How do you not get met with him? I

42:37

think he probably did get roasted. I hope so.

42:39

He's still getting shit for as we speak, as

42:41

I say this right now into a microphone. That's

42:43

true. He's going to forever be that guy. Davidson

42:46

got him the best. This is before Pete

42:48

was super famous. And right after it happened,

42:50

he was like, man, they're putting Steve Renizese

42:52

through the fucking ringer. I know

42:54

you made a mistake, buddy. Me, you, and my dad should

42:56

get breakfast and talk about this. And

42:58

Renizese didn't know because he wasn't super

43:01

famous yet and was like, thanks, Pete.

43:03

Reshared it. Retweeted it. Thank you, Pete.

43:05

Oh my god. Damn.

43:07

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. He was a

43:09

great troll. Before Pete got more famous than he deserved

43:11

to be, dude, he was a perfect fucking little imp.

43:14

Yeah. I should

43:16

have said deserved to be. Then he should be for what he

43:18

does. Producer Marcus saying

43:20

Steve Carell is a nightmare to work

43:22

with. But I think Steve Carell, I

43:25

would argue he's worth it. I have not heard that.

43:27

He's not assaulted anybody. And obviously, we're talking about a

43:29

scale here. Yeah, but he seems worth it to me.

43:31

But if he's just a pain in the ice to

43:33

work with, I think he's worth it. But we don't

43:35

know what you're talking about. And I believe you? Yes.

43:38

What? Oh,

43:40

that show, that movie, you were on it?

43:43

Oh, we're talking about personal shit here.

43:45

Oh shit, okay. I didn't know

43:48

this was like, oh, all right. Well, this

43:50

is, we can't. Juicy. I know, I know.

43:52

Did you like 40 year old Virgin? Virgin?

43:55

Yeah, did you like American Office? Okay, timeout,

43:57

did you dislike the things he does?

44:00

You did more because you worked with him. That's

44:03

why I was like, if you like him, tell us

44:05

if he's worth it or not. No?

44:09

So you don't think he's worth it. Nobody really

44:11

is. I think anytime somebody is a

44:13

cunt to you, it's harder for

44:16

you to be like, there's still great, like,

44:18

you know, I feel like that's difficult. Here's

44:20

one then, perfect example of

44:22

that. Fucking Alec Baldwin. Alec

44:24

Baldwin is undeniably so good.

44:26

Glengarry Glen Ross, he's funny

44:28

and fucking 30 Rock. Yup.

44:32

He's a huge prick. Everyone knows it.

44:35

He's a fucking egomaniac, but it's

44:37

talking about the personal thing. He

44:39

fucking molested, molested might be a

44:41

strong word. He grabbed Andy's ass

44:44

at an event and then pretended like he

44:46

didn't. Like full on like cup. Oh,

44:48

sorry, is this where the food is? She

44:50

was working. You also murdered somebody. I

44:55

think, I thought he didn't shoot

44:57

the gun. He was just responsible for it because he was the

44:59

executive producer. He fired the gun? Yeah,

45:01

he fired the gun. I did not know that. Yeah,

45:04

I thought it, I thought it, I don't know what the result was.

45:07

I thought they were just like holding him responsible as the

45:09

executive, he fucking did it? No, he did, he shot

45:11

the gun. He shot his gun as

45:13

a camera. What

45:15

do you mean? Oh, he shot a cameraman? I didn't read

45:17

any about this because I hate him. He was a

45:19

cinematographer. Man,

45:22

this is, you ever get

45:24

really validated? Producer Mark,

45:26

will you pull it up so I can read

45:28

it to everybody? I'm feeling so validated right now. I told

45:31

you that guy was an asshole. I

45:34

think I read one article, I hate gossip.

45:36

I think I read one article and I

45:38

somehow gleaned as the executive producer, he was

45:40

just responsible, which I was fine with because

45:42

fuck that guy. I didn't know

45:45

he physically did it. The actor

45:47

was practicing drawing a gun on the set

45:49

of a Western when

45:51

the cinematographer was

45:53

fatally shot. Why does it say the actor,

45:55

if it was Alec fucking Baldwin? At least it's not my fault

45:58

for not knowing. The New York Times won't even say it's. goddamn

46:00

name. What

46:02

a piece of shit. Fucking news. What

46:04

if Joe Biden shot somebody in the

46:06

face and they were like, the politician

46:08

shot someone in the face. That's exactly

46:11

what they write. That's exactly what they

46:13

write. Yeah, they were. Officially,

46:16

Alec Baldwin and Hannah Gutierrez Reed

46:19

were officially charged with involuntary manslaughter

46:22

for the shooting. The Joel

46:24

Bowman stands in way of bullet, which

46:26

comes from. Yeah,

46:29

that's the Fox News version of it.

46:31

Baldwin victimized by a person jumping in

46:33

front of bullet. Three cars ran into

46:36

bombs yesterday in God. Yeah,

46:38

right. Baldwin was pointing a

46:41

gun at cinematographer Helena

46:45

Hutchins when the

46:47

revolver went off killing Hutchins

46:49

and wounding director Joel Souza.

46:52

He knew it was loaded, right? He knew it was he

46:55

knew it was live ammo. Right. He

46:58

knew it was loaded, but he he was under

47:00

the impression it was loaded with blanks. And it

47:02

looks like they may have convicted

47:05

someone. Maybe whoever loaded it, click

47:07

on that rust armored. The armor.

47:09

She got sent. They did. Yeah, the

47:11

person who loaded the gun. Yes, because it

47:13

was the armor was convicted

47:15

of manslaughter. That's

47:17

how she's a Nepo baby of another

47:21

of another armor. That almost feels

47:23

like trade, though. That's a trade. If

47:26

you're a tradesman, it's different than acting. Repeat what

47:28

he said, because people can't hear what he

47:30

said. He's saying producer Mark is saying that

47:32

the armorer, which is the person on set

47:34

who does who handles the weapons and blah,

47:36

blah, blah. It's like the cinematographer, but for

47:39

weapons, was a Nepo

47:41

baby whose father was also an

47:43

armorer. Yeah. And

47:45

she got shot with no,

47:47

she was charged with manslaughter.

47:50

Yeah. I think nepotism is fine in

47:53

a trade because you got to be good. Although she's clearly

47:55

bad at it. So never mind. I'm back on that one

47:57

right up. Oh, she's cute too.

47:59

Poor lady. And

48:05

voluntary manslaughter in California, I

48:07

assume that's gotta be at least five

48:09

years. Maybe but

48:11

she's an EPO baby. So she'll probably get up soon

48:14

because Papa, they

48:17

got because they got funny. I just, who was it? How

48:20

much can you be as an arm? Is

48:23

there good money in that? Fell, read. I

48:25

mean, I imagine so. Really? Handling live

48:27

ammunition on a film set. I'm

48:30

sure it's a good job, but I don't know

48:32

if it's got by judge money. Have

48:36

you heard about the Twilight Zone movie?

48:39

That whole scenario, that whole

48:41

thing? Okay.

48:45

He took a breath. Yeah,

48:47

it's a lot. So

48:49

it was, see, who was

48:52

the director? I know it was

48:54

Mark. I

48:56

know Mark knows it wasn't Steven

48:58

Spielberg that did it. It

49:01

was one of these

49:03

auteur same type of people. Anyways,

49:07

you could see the scene on the movie. Basically,

49:09

they have it in the movie. Oh,

49:13

yeah. Yeah. So

49:15

the Twilight Zone accident on July 23rd,

49:17

1982, a Bell

49:20

UH-1 helicopter

49:23

crashed at Indian Dunes in

49:26

Valencia, California during

49:28

the making of Twilight Zone, the

49:30

movie. The crash killed actor Vic

49:33

Morrow and child actors

49:35

Micah Dinh, Lee and Renee Shin-Yi

49:37

Chen, who were on the

49:39

ground and injured the six-year-old.

49:44

Yeah, and not so far from being there. Yeah,

49:48

and we're supposed to be there. And none of that

49:50

was supposed to happen. They

49:52

try to set up this Vietnam

49:54

scene to where they're having explosions

49:57

and the helicopter comes down. This

50:00

guy is supposed to be saving this kid and

50:02

like there's so many So

50:05

many problems what was

50:07

going there's so many breaking law after

50:09

law who directed that who directed that?

50:13

Sons of piece of shit, too It

50:16

was directed by John Landis John

50:19

Landis. Yes, and it's sons of piece of

50:21

shit, too. Yeah, and sons of rapist, right?

50:24

Yeah. Yeah Yeah, yeah

50:27

Mark's whispering like I'm not gonna say Mark just

50:29

said he's a huge piece of shit Mark

50:33

Jones not our producer but our

50:35

buddy Mark Jones is

50:37

in studio live We

50:40

can't cut away to him because he has

50:42

a face for radio, but Mark Jones said

50:44

he's a piece of shit dude Don't

50:46

worry mark We have not that many listeners and

50:48

none of them give a single fuck about any

50:50

of this other than to hear DJ's take on

50:53

it Yeah, look if rebel Wilson isn't coming after

50:55

you Also

50:59

rebel that's cultural appropriation that

51:01

bitches from England Get

51:06

my flag back Panama

51:10

City 2004 I

51:13

saw you from it. Sorry. Um, well,

51:16

well cool

51:22

It's awful it's terrible The

51:25

whole the whole the whole incident and then

51:27

he is John Landis ends up going to

51:29

the funeral of the kit of the Actor.

51:32

Oh, well, yeah, dude. It just

51:34

made it all about himself Psychopast

51:38

this they're all psychopaths. I'm

51:41

moving to Tennessee and it's exciting

51:46

To get out of here It's

51:49

a good time to leave buddy, yeah got cast

51:52

in this movie about helicopters and Two

51:55

helicopter expert friends and they told

51:57

me it didn't seem realistic not to take the part

52:00

Mm-hmm. Yep.

52:02

You guys you guys got

52:04

in a helicopter with a drunk guy He

52:10

wasn't no nepo baby, that's right The

52:13

only reason we got in that helicopters cuz he

52:15

shit on rich people so much beforehand Yeah,

52:19

yeah for sure for sure also

52:22

the helicopter incident and this was

52:24

like everybody saying hey Don't

52:27

do that. You can't be flying a

52:29

helicopter on at this level explosions

52:32

around To be fair.

52:34

We did have several people tell us not to do

52:36

it How

52:39

would have gone with you guys, but I would have been like

52:41

we shouldn't do yeah Jeff blank There's a few people

52:43

that were like you're really gonna go up in the

52:45

sky with this That's

52:51

how I knew we were making a bad decision We

52:57

made an incredible decision now, but at

52:59

the time But

53:03

I think now that I have a baby I wouldn't have I Really

53:07

think I'd be like fuck. I can't do this. I

53:09

haven't got a life insurance policy Maybe

53:12

I do it on my phone real quick on the way Hold

53:15

on. Hold on. I gotta I'm on legal zoom

53:17

calm. Wait a second. Let me say 300k or 400k We're

53:21

not gonna be paying these premiums with a month. It's fine either way

53:25

It's so crazy cuz at no point did I

53:27

honestly feel like we were in danger no Totally

53:31

were yeah The

53:34

idea of being in danger did not

53:36

cross my mind. Yeah, never not even

53:38

it never is so much fun Get

53:42

doing it anyway doesn't doesn't make me feel

53:44

like I think I would have done it,

53:46

but you really didn't think of it No,

53:49

this But

53:52

I thought you said you could know that he was drunk or that

53:54

you knew he'd had a fuck you did Yeah,

54:00

but he had done this. Like that's why I told DJ,

54:02

I go, there's no way

54:04

this man hasn't flown drunk before.

54:06

So if you guys discussed it,

54:08

it did at least enter some part of your

54:10

brain. Well, because we were like,

54:12

we're gonna do that. Like we had a

54:14

board meeting about how we were going to

54:16

do it. And it was like, when it

54:18

was basically like, you're on board too, right?

54:20

And he was like, buddy. And

54:23

that's all, that was essentially it. But

54:25

the, all right. But, right. That was our

54:28

meeting. You down? But

54:30

there was a safety meeting as far as like, now

54:32

I can wrap my head around it. Yeah.

54:36

A safety meeting in the sense that our eyes

54:38

just met up and we're like, yeah, it was

54:40

a lot of vibe checks. Like vibe

54:42

checks. Is it too high? Mark? Okay.

54:45

And then, well, and also safety meeting is a euphemism

54:47

for smoking weed. So. Yeah, we were doing

54:50

that too. I guarantee it, buddy. We

54:52

were smoking weed with that man. Oh

54:55

yeah. I'm glad I,

54:58

cause I always had just planned on busting

55:01

that guy's balls. Cause he was the only one in the circle

55:03

I didn't know. So I'd really

55:05

just started, I was just starting to bully

55:07

that guy. Cause I didn't fucking know who he

55:09

was. Why are you in this space? Cause

55:11

I'd be doing that. I regulate, make sure everybody

55:13

safe. Did he open with Aflai helicopters? I

55:16

was like, what are you, what's your story? What are you doing in town

55:18

with the full, what's your fucking, you were at the show. And

55:21

then, yeah, I mean, it came out that

55:23

he was in town because of, for, because of work.

55:26

And what do you do for work? And I, you know, I

55:28

charter helicopters. I wish we could have him on

55:30

and interview him about the fucking Twilight. He would come

55:33

on. How do you feel about that? Totally

55:35

would. We could

55:37

do that. We could do the Kobe death. We do

55:39

a lot of helicopter stuff with this guy. We

55:41

could. Well, mostly just that

55:43

weekend right afterwards, where

55:46

I was like, man, if

55:50

you take everybody else out of

55:52

the helicopter, it's not a bad way to go. If

55:56

you take the kids out, if you take the kids

55:58

out. Kinda how

56:00

I want to go. I think if

56:02

his daughter hadn't died, everybody would have been

56:04

like, hey, I had a good life and he

56:06

might have raped you. Yeah, for sure. You know what I mean?

56:08

Yeah. Yeah.

56:13

But he did, so he got sad again. Also

56:16

two little girls died in this one. Helicopters

56:20

hate little girls, dude. Let's get out

56:22

of the biscuit and tell us what's going on. So

56:24

you're going to Tennessee. We're staying

56:26

in the biscuit. No, I know. I know.

56:28

But moving to Tennessee, all

56:31

I'll say, I guess, is my father in law needs

56:33

us and my mother in law.

56:37

He's ill. And we're going to do that. We do

56:39

that for a little while. We're going to

56:41

do a thing I swore to God I never

56:43

do again. I swore

56:45

to God, I swore to myself, I swore

56:48

to anybody who listened. I'll never

56:50

move back to Tennessee. If I move back south,

56:52

I'll go to Georgia. And here

56:54

I am. And I am planning to eventually

56:56

end up in Georgia. This is a

56:59

temporary ish stop. But it's a big

57:01

thing. We're packing all week, which is

57:03

brutal. I

57:06

haven't packed in a while. I haven't moved in a while. I used to move

57:08

all the time. This is my first

57:10

move in years after moving every year for 13

57:12

straight years. And it

57:14

sucks, man. So, yeah, I don't know if

57:16

you wanted to get out of the biscuit,

57:18

but mine's fluffy, warm, buttery

57:21

and engulfing. Most

57:25

of the people I care most about their

57:27

lives suck right now. Go ahead, Daniel. Justin.

57:33

Oh, well, that

57:36

was weird. I

57:39

know you just activated something in DJ. He was like,

57:41

am I in trouble? Yeah. Why the fuck are you

57:43

talking to me? I don't know what happened. Daniel came

57:45

out naturally and I added Justin because then I

57:47

was like, what did I say? I'm

57:49

on mushrooms. I want to remind you guys. Oh, that's right.

57:55

Are you saying you're staying with your in-laws or you

57:57

got you out and play both?

58:00

Uh, they live in

58:02

the family farmhouse.

58:05

Like the bones of that house are from 150 years ago.

58:09

There's a small two bedroom. It

58:13

kind of looks like a trailer, but it never was. It was

58:15

built that was built on the property in

58:17

the seventies. We're

58:20

staying there. Okay. So

58:22

we got our own space. Yeah,

58:26

we got a farm. Yeah. And it's, and it's a farm. Well,

58:29

they do, they have farm it.

58:31

It's more like, um, I

58:34

guess you call it a, it's like a

58:37

big garden. No, I'm saying there's not like,

58:39

there's no, there's like turkeys and chickens and

58:41

some ducks and then most

58:43

of the great place. Yeah. Yeah.

58:46

Oh, I love their play. We got married there. Producer

58:49

Mark says this is the plot of Ozark. This is

58:51

the plot of Ozark. You're going to get in there.

58:54

Oh, I'm doing some crime. Uh,

58:57

no, the farm is beautiful.

58:59

It's been in Andy's family forever. She wants

59:01

to like end up there and like start

59:03

a commune and even that I'm like, no,

59:05

we'll get murdered because what you guys need

59:07

to understand about their town is it's like

59:11

Mark Love. Yeah. I was just going

59:13

to say Mark Love. I was just going to say they're

59:15

not poor. Mm-hmm. It's

59:18

like one thing to be around around like right wingy

59:21

magga stuff. When everyone is dirt poor.

59:23

Yeah. Yeah. When they're like, and I

59:25

mean like actually powerful people, not just

59:27

like, oh, they're rich because they have

59:29

a nice truck. I'm talking

59:31

about private school. One of

59:34

Howard Baker is dead now, but he lived

59:36

in that town. He was Ronald Reagan's right

59:38

hand man. There are buildings in DC named

59:40

after this man and that's what

59:42

I'm moving. Yeah. I

59:46

say plot twist. You formulate

59:48

a plan and a

59:51

posse in the town to kill

59:54

this man. Mark Love. Mm-hmm.

59:57

No comment. For

1:00:00

the pilot that we're writing, for this pilot

1:00:02

that we're writing, that's gonna be

1:00:05

produced by John Landis. Wow. Despite.

1:00:08

And filmed by our

1:00:11

buddy Mark Jones. Mark

1:00:14

Jones. We're

1:00:18

gonna hire the bitch, we're gonna hire

1:00:20

the armorer from Alec Baldwin. We're gonna

1:00:23

do a bio pic about Mr. Love.

1:00:25

We're gonna hire the bitch. You're gonna be more

1:00:27

specific. Been in LA a long time.

1:00:34

How do we make it happen? You guys wanna hear my OJ book?

1:00:38

You know he wrote that book, If I'd Done It? Yeah,

1:00:40

yeah. How I Would Do It? Nah,

1:00:42

I'm not gonna do that. Oh, man. Mark

1:00:45

Haight, am I right? So

1:00:49

yeah, I'm not looking forward to

1:00:51

much of that. It's also like,

1:00:54

you know, it's a bit of a somber

1:00:57

occasion or reason that we're moving.

1:00:59

Sure, yeah. So it's just

1:01:01

all very strange. I've been trying to do

1:01:03

a bit about the general idea of like, you guys ever

1:01:05

have to do the right thing? It

1:01:08

fucking sucks, man. Comedians

1:01:11

love it. The crowd's like, what? I

1:01:14

just got talking about it, so I've dropped it.

1:01:16

But yeah, anyway. I think the angle,

1:01:18

you just get, that's the funniest angle

1:01:20

to us. Yeah. We

1:01:23

gotta understand it. We can separate ourselves enough to it. But people

1:01:25

who, everybody wants to feel like they're a good person. But

1:01:28

I think the angle would be, if you change

1:01:30

the angle, you can get people on board. You

1:01:33

ever been forced to do the right thing? Yeah.

1:01:37

I don't, I wasn't forced, you know?

1:01:39

Maybe I was. Maybe that's part

1:01:41

of it. I don't know. It's very strange.

1:01:43

You're forced morally. I am compelled.

1:01:45

Compelled. That is it. I am

1:01:47

compelled by my love for my wife

1:01:49

and my own sense of morals and just the reality

1:01:51

of the situation. And I'm going to be happy

1:01:54

that I did it in the end. Yes. For

1:01:57

sure. But I am very tense

1:01:59

about it all. Sure. That's

1:02:02

how I'll say it. And

1:02:04

it feels a little

1:02:06

bit like, I guess the way

1:02:09

I would phrase it, I failed or came short in

1:02:11

LA. I've accomplished a lot of things I wanted to

1:02:13

accomplish here, but I was not quite where I wanted

1:02:15

to be. I've always wanted to leave LA. I've

1:02:17

always wanted to end up in Atlanta or

1:02:19

Athens, Georgia. Yeah, we've talked about

1:02:21

that. I don't think on the podcast, but

1:02:24

as friends, we've talked about that. So I've

1:02:26

always wanted that. And I just

1:02:28

had some things I was trying to get

1:02:30

done and figure out and learn and whatever.

1:02:33

Suck something out of this town while it sucks

1:02:35

it out of me. I didn't quite get there.

1:02:37

That'll make you suck something in that town. Talk

1:02:43

about rappers, huh? Yeah, I know, right? Yeah,

1:02:46

exactly. Yeah. I

1:02:49

meet meals. I get recording. That's

1:02:53

crazy to me though. I don't

1:02:55

know about, yeah, but that was fake. The

1:02:58

voice. I mean, but regardless. I

1:03:02

would suck Diddy's dick for like 70 grand.

1:03:05

Like a record deal? Come on. Well,

1:03:10

I think that's like, I mean, nevermind. That's

1:03:12

going to get me in trouble. We're going

1:03:14

to have to wrap up in a minute anyway.

1:03:16

We got other stuff we got to get done

1:03:18

today. Anyway, I'm

1:03:23

looking forward to aspects of it for sure. I'm

1:03:25

going to be close to DJ. Yeah. I'm going

1:03:27

to be able to do comedy

1:03:30

in places regularly that I haven't done

1:03:32

comedy in regularly in a while. I'm much different.

1:03:34

I'm much more mature. Right. Yes. Like

1:03:39

I'm genuinely excited to like pop in and Nashville and

1:03:42

Knoxville and Nashville and do shows, see some old friends,

1:03:44

see the new comics. Last time I spent time in

1:03:46

Atlanta, the new comics blew

1:03:49

my mind. I'm hoping there's some new comics in

1:03:51

Asheville, Knoxville and Nashville who blow my mind. I'm

1:03:54

excited about all that. Yeah. That's good.

1:03:57

Yeah. Plus then you get the. I'm

1:04:00

being around my family. Yeah, not only

1:04:02

that, but then he get, Roscoe gets to

1:04:04

see the woods. Oh, I'm so pumped

1:04:06

about that. I'm gonna throw him in a river. Yeah,

1:04:08

yeah. You

1:04:11

gonna learn how to swim. He's

1:04:14

gonna, yeah, dude. He loves the bath. You

1:04:16

don't even know what a guy in store

1:04:18

for him. This little desert boy thinks a

1:04:21

tub's the greatest thing that's ever happened. What

1:04:23

do we put him under a waterfall? That's

1:04:27

his move now when he gets excited. I

1:04:31

think his dog is his only companion, so.

1:04:36

Hell yeah. That's bad. Yeah. That's

1:04:39

perfect. Well, I'm gonna miss you. I'm

1:04:41

gonna miss you too. That's not gravy.

1:04:44

I know, I know. But

1:04:49

I'll be okay. See you around.

1:04:51

Yeah. See you out there on the

1:04:54

internet. I'll probably be more inclined to

1:04:56

go there with y'all both there. Yeah,

1:05:00

we're not, you know what? I'm not

1:05:02

even gonna tell you that. Let me lie to you. We're like 30 minutes

1:05:04

away from each other. You're a DJ.

1:05:06

Well, here's what the cool part is. From

1:05:09

Atlanta to Knoxville, there's

1:05:11

so many spots to get.

1:05:14

Like on any given

1:05:16

day. So like, let's say you want

1:05:18

just like a ride around a mountain

1:05:21

or something. It's just, it's

1:05:24

there. It's wide open. It's

1:05:26

teeming. It's

1:05:28

teeming. Yeah,

1:05:30

man. Hell yeah, man. And also I'm hoping,

1:05:32

well, I shouldn't say that. I should let

1:05:34

DJ say that when he's ready too. What

1:05:41

about recording a special? Yeah. So

1:05:44

here's the two titles I came up with. Hillbilly

1:05:47

Antifada. Yes. Hillbilly

1:05:50

Antifada or America. Or

1:05:52

what, America. Yeah,

1:05:54

America. I think Mark

1:05:56

says number one. I agree with him. What do

1:05:58

you think? I mean

1:06:01

one one is is uh Is

1:06:03

more specific to you because I wouldn't call

1:06:05

you America but I

1:06:08

think I think

1:06:10

cucks one of those words that you always run the

1:06:12

risk of a word like that becoming overused or corny

1:06:14

or Changing meanings between now and

1:06:16

like when it comes out or what you know what

1:06:18

I mean? Yeah Yeah, yeah,

1:06:21

the first one I think is rad. Yeah

1:06:26

Yeah, I wish you could have seen

1:06:28

the move mark did I've seen him go flat Be

1:06:30

erect in the last three or four weeks.

1:06:32

That was like a spasm. He was like

1:06:39

Thank you mark Anyway,

1:06:44

I'm open to help DJ with that and I

1:06:46

need to be near him to do it. That's

1:06:48

not some opinion So yeah, keep him on

1:06:50

track cuz you know, he'd be going

1:06:52

off on a tangent Well, I just mean in terms

1:06:54

of helping him develop it and whatever he wants me to

1:06:56

do. I want to produce it I guess essentially, okay

1:07:00

Seems funny here. That's why I'm on

1:07:02

drugs Also,

1:07:05

you stepped on like nine of my bits today, but I

1:07:07

just try to do that I've never taken my shirt

1:07:09

off at karaoke joke. All of you were like Look

1:07:14

how I

1:07:17

know that was gonna be the bit I

1:07:23

loved that your shirt was off for the argument. I think

1:07:25

that might have been my Mark

1:07:28

said it stunk in here for like three days

1:07:30

because I did come from the gym That's

1:07:37

hilarious How

1:07:46

did you know what his stinks smells like

1:07:48

so specifically well Yeah

1:08:00

Thank you guys so much for listening

1:08:02

to maybe the last episode of

1:08:04

gravy baby. Maybe not. Never going

1:08:06

to stop. I'm going to keep corn

1:08:08

dog. And I'm going

1:08:10

to go on top. patreon.com/gravy

1:08:17

baby. He wrote

1:08:21

corn dog. He wrote dogs

1:08:24

in his eyes. Thank

1:08:31

you guys so much for listening. Do you want

1:08:33

to plug anything before we go? Foreigner

1:08:37

who did that song. I used to do cold as

1:08:39

ice. That might carry okie a lot. Foreigner

1:08:42

is the greatest, most underrated dad rock band

1:08:44

of all time. They're great. All time. Name

1:08:46

a song that you didn't know who sang

1:08:48

it. It's them. Or it might

1:08:51

be a B side of Boston song. Boston

1:08:54

or Foreigner. They always get mixed up. I

1:08:56

like Boston a lot. I like Boston. Why

1:08:59

don't I plug in Boston? I'm plugging Foreigner. They're

1:09:01

on tour now. Go

1:09:04

to their website. You can check Foreigner

1:09:06

out at your local fair or small

1:09:09

triple A stadium. Triple A baseball stadium

1:09:11

near you. Take your mother. That's

1:09:13

a casino. They're probably at the small room

1:09:15

in the casino. Definitely at a

1:09:17

casino. That's so crazy. This reminded me of a

1:09:19

show that I saw. I

1:09:24

saw Jimmy Buffett at this weird side

1:09:27

fucking thing and it was

1:09:29

just this weird fair type thing and there's

1:09:31

a lot of old people there. There's Jimmy

1:09:33

Buffett. Not Jimmy Buffett. What the fuck am

1:09:35

I? My mom was blown. I

1:09:37

was like Jimmy Buffett has been huge his whole

1:09:39

career. I don't know why I said it. Well

1:09:41

in my head I was like maybe there was

1:09:43

like four years before the comeback that I forgot.

1:09:46

Oh yeah. It was Alvin Bishop.

1:09:49

It was Alvin Bishop. I don't know why I said Jimmy

1:09:51

Buffett. I don't even know who that is. What?

1:09:53

You don't know who fucking Alvin Bishop is?

1:09:55

I'm going with fish, fish, fish, fish, fish,

1:09:57

fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish,

1:10:00

Fish Fish and... Oh,

1:10:02

I'm going fishing. The fact that you confused

1:10:04

that man with Jimmy Buffet might be the funniest

1:10:06

thing I've ever said. I

1:10:09

just said it. They're both on a boat. Now,

1:10:14

listen, I know two Jimmy Buffets songs, maybe I've

1:10:16

never heard it. I don't know why that name

1:10:18

came out of my mouth. I don't know why

1:10:20

my brain had a thought, but my

1:10:23

mouth did the thing. I'm

1:10:25

going Fish Fish. Anyway,

1:10:27

Elvin Bishop, it

1:10:30

was a bunch of old folks, right?

1:10:32

And this some bitch went up there

1:10:34

and goddamn did the fucking

1:10:37

thing. The whole damn thing. He did

1:10:39

a juke joint jump. He

1:10:41

did everything, dude. You know,

1:10:43

the hits. Just because you all know about

1:10:45

Elvin Bishop. Elvin Bishop's in the Rock and

1:10:47

Roll Hall of Fame, man. Even

1:10:49

though, warm, warm, the

1:10:51

fireman. What can we even say? What

1:10:54

can we even say, dude? I agree with that.

1:10:57

Wait, Warren Zevon didn't get, I thought he got in,

1:10:59

he had inducted. No, I

1:11:01

know for years he hadn't been. No, I know. But I was supposed

1:11:03

to be like, like last year. No,

1:11:05

he didn't get in. Dolly Parton got in. Warren

1:11:08

Zevon didn't get in. What the fuck? What the

1:11:10

fuck? Life's not fair. Life's

1:11:12

not fair. And everything sucks.

1:11:14

craveybaby.com. By

1:11:17

the time this comes out, we might all get new.

1:11:19

I have no skin on our bodies. You know what

1:11:21

I mean? You got amazing big other website. Check

1:11:24

out. Do

1:11:27

we have a website? Yeah, it's

1:11:29

elvinbishop.com. Go

1:11:32

there for all of foreigners' dates. Oh my God.

1:11:35

You ain't ever heard

1:11:37

Ju-Juan Jump, or Fishin', or My Dog,

1:11:39

or any of that shit. That's

1:11:42

so crazy. That's

1:11:44

so crazy to me. Talk

1:11:46

about Mad Dog. Man, I

1:11:48

can't believe it. Does that

1:11:50

sound real at all Mad Dog?

1:11:53

Because they hurt my dog. Because

1:11:56

they hurt my dog or Ju-Juan Jump.

1:12:00

Juke joint jump sounds vaguely familiar. My dog,

1:12:02

you guys ain't ever heard my dog is

1:12:04

one of the funniest fucking sentences I've ever

1:12:06

heard in my life. One

1:12:08

of the best songs about dogs, one of

1:12:10

the best songs about fishing. Here's

1:12:14

joint jump, the man

1:12:16

can play fucking guitar. Unbelievable,

1:12:18

unbelievable musician. Unbelievable blues

1:12:21

musician, blues Southern rock.

1:12:24

The man, I can't, I'm like, y'all

1:12:26

laughing and I'm honestly like, okay.

1:12:29

Like I guess that it's funny.

1:12:31

Y'all don't know who Elvin Bishop

1:12:33

is, but like y'all lame as

1:12:35

hell. He also sounds like a

1:12:37

character from a medieval novel, the

1:12:41

Elvin Bishop. We have to go see the

1:12:43

Elvin Bishop. DJ, we

1:12:45

know it's us. Like

1:12:47

I need you to understand that. It doesn't make it any less funny. It's just

1:12:50

so funny. Fuck. Elvin

1:12:53

Bishop, there he is. I'm gonna be honest, way

1:12:55

wider than I thought he was gonna look. He

1:12:57

looks like a hippie. Oh

1:13:00

dude, he's fucking red, dude. He's fucking

1:13:03

red. I'm literally like. I

1:13:05

know fooled around and fell in love. I didn't know that

1:13:07

was him. Yeah. I know that song

1:13:09

too. I know Juke joint jump. I know

1:13:11

that one as well. The story was just getting better. My

1:13:14

dog, y'all don't know about my dog. You guys don't

1:13:16

know the song, My Dog? My dog, my

1:13:18

dog, my dog. Talk

1:13:22

him about, my dog,

1:13:24

my dog. Whatever,

1:13:29

whatever. I

1:13:32

love that we started with both of you fighting

1:13:34

with me and now we're fighting with you. It's

1:13:37

beautiful. Let's fight with Carmen, DJ. No,

1:13:41

I don't like that. Let's

1:13:45

wrap it up. I've been trying.

1:13:48

Jesus, Carmen, can we wrap it up? Fuck,

1:13:50

Carmen. I guess if it's our last episode,

1:13:52

isn't that what they always do with series,

1:13:54

the last episodes longer? Yeah, and

1:13:57

it sucks and disappoints people. I

1:14:00

was like, damn, why'd they end it that way? They had integrity

1:14:02

till this show. Well.

1:14:08

Goodbye, everyone. Sucks

1:14:10

for y'all. Don't

1:14:13

have heroes. We love you, we

1:14:15

appreciate you. See you next week. Bye.

1:14:30

Bye. You

1:14:33

can stick a whole ribeye in one of your

1:14:35

back pockets.