0:18

So I have to consider your

0:21

thought process in suggesting this

0:23

movie. You were like,

0:25

God, it seems like Katie's in such a

0:27

good place right now. I

0:30

think we should fuck her up a little.

0:32

So it should defend myself. As

0:36

I'm attacking you. Hey,

0:38

I'm a white man in America. I am constantly

0:40

under it. You know what? Be as defensive as

0:43

you like. Go for it. I

0:49

told you about this movie and I was like, you should never watch this movie.

0:51

You did say that. And then at one point you were

0:53

like, I want to watch this movie. I think we should pull the scab

0:55

off and see what happens. Wait, I never said that. You did. No,

0:58

I didn't. I

1:03

was like, well, I want to be the

1:05

supportive friend that's there to help. You are gaslighting me right now.

1:10

How supportive. What a great white man in

1:12

America. Gaslighting me. The

1:14

thing I'm most angry at you for is

1:17

that I had to wait for you to finish watching it on

1:19

shutter to start watching it. I was like, God, it's been 20

1:21

minutes. Come on. Also, I'm

1:23

sorry. I rewound it in the middle of you watching

1:26

it because I thought you had just chronically

1:28

not finished it as you do. Sorry

1:30

about that. It's fine. Yeah.

1:34

We're talking about When Evil Lurks. When

1:36

Evil Lurks, the Argentinian film by the director

1:38

of Terrified, which is also a good movie

1:41

if you've not seen that. I've

1:43

heard that that's also very disturbing. Yeah.

1:46

Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It

1:48

also doesn't shy away from kid stuff. Kid stuff. I

1:51

mean, yeah. So to pull back the curtain a

1:53

little bit here, I watch this movie

1:55

on Wednesday. We were supposed to record it

1:57

on Thursday. And on Thursday, I still

1:59

felt so... so sick about it,

2:01

having just

2:04

experienced this movie, I was like, I cannot fucking

2:06

do a comedy podcast about this. So

2:08

now it's Sunday morning and I'm dangerously hungover and you

2:10

know, in the words of the

2:12

great poet of our time, Mystical, like came here with

2:14

my dick in my hands. So here

2:16

we are, let's be funny. Yeah,

2:20

and I felt terrible about that. And while I was

2:22

watching the movie, I was like, oh no. Oh

2:25

no. I mean, to be fair, after it

2:27

was over, I just texted you, what the fuck?

2:31

You're like, I didn't remember being a bummer

2:33

the whole way through. What did you remember?

2:37

I remember that it's very well made.

2:40

Sure. That it has

2:42

something that I really like, it has its

2:44

own internal logic that it never seems

2:46

to veer from. I like that as well. That

2:49

it's like, it's world building and it's like,

2:51

it's dropping you in and you have to piece

2:53

together what's happened thus far and I enjoyed that.

2:57

And I remember that it's real fucked up. When

3:01

evil lurks. I was reading reviews

3:03

about this as I watched it again

3:05

yesterday. Did you fucking really? Yeah, that's

3:07

my third time watching it. Why are you doing this?

3:10

Why are you doing this? I don't, like, my

3:12

final note on that and I think I texted you

3:14

this is why am I like this? Yeah, are we

3:16

gonna unpack that today? Sure,

3:18

I'm not in therapy anymore. So I'm gonna look at the video.

3:21

Oh buddy, get back in therapy, but I'll be a stand-in. If

3:25

anyone has a suggestion for a therapist in Pittsburgh, I need

3:27

a new one. I think I've got

3:30

one for you actually, yeah. So, but

3:32

yeah, I like, spoiler,

3:36

I unabashedly love this film even

3:38

though I know that it is

3:40

beyond, like, I think because

3:42

it's so like button pushy that I really

3:44

liked it. Yeah, that's fair. Cause

3:46

we've also talked about like how nothing really gets

3:49

to us anymore and this movie is like. Fuck

3:51

dude, yeah, I've been gotten to. This

3:53

movie got to me. Yeah. And not even for

3:55

the same stuff that it got to you for,

3:57

I was just grossed out by the like slime.

4:00

stuff. Oh no. The slimy stuff was really

4:02

it. You mean that child's brains that she was

4:04

eating, her baby, her baby's brains that she

4:06

was eating as she walked down the street? Is that

4:08

what you mean? That slimy baby brain? No,

4:11

when they're carrying the fat man and all the

4:13

ooze and piss and shit is falling out. Oh

4:15

it's gross. Oh it's so gross. Oh, how am

4:18

I puke right now? Yeah. This is real gross. See I

4:20

was like oh that's gross, I'm not gonna puke. Oh

4:25

god. This movie just drops us right

4:27

in. We start off with like gunshots

4:29

in the night on this farm. Yes.

4:32

And these guys are like what's that on

4:34

our land? Kind of like do we have

4:36

to deal with this right now? Yes, this

4:38

is Brothers Pedro and Jaime. Yeah. And Jaime.

4:42

Yeah? That mustache and that jaw. I'll

4:44

tell you what. The fact that he

4:46

can like unironically just drop a beret

4:48

on and be like this is what I'm doing

4:50

today. He looks great in a beret. And it

4:52

looks great. Can you imagine me popping a beret

4:54

on? It's a takes a special person. Yeah. Yeah.

4:56

Yeah. It's a real Jaime.

4:59

It takes a real Jaime. Also is this our

5:01

first Argentinian film we've ever done? Might

5:03

be. Yeah. Might be. Yeah. Yeah. So

5:06

they go out to investigate but it's nighttime and they like

5:08

get out past their truck and they're like we'll

5:11

go in the morning. Fuck this, yeah. Which

5:13

gives you like oh something's

5:16

going on. Sure. Yeah. So they do. They leave

5:18

at dawn and we get this great like overhead

5:20

shot of them and their dogs walking through a

5:22

field while the credits are rolling. It's just yet

5:24

another reminder from horror that I'm not cut out

5:26

for outdoor living, you know. But when

5:29

he said they find a dead body that's been

5:32

literally cut in half. Yeah. It's got its hot

5:34

dogs on the outside. Just

5:36

all there all over the ground. We never see

5:38

the hot dog cap. We never see the top

5:40

of the body. That's just gone. No, it's gone.

5:43

We see a hand that's been eaten. Yeah. I

5:45

love the reveal the hand where it starts with

5:47

the fingers and then goes back and there's just

5:49

nothing beyond the fingers like, ugh. This movie is

5:51

so beautifully made. Yeah. Beautifully, horribly made. Yeah. Yeah.

5:53

And he says, oh, maybe a Puma

5:55

did. Yeah. And it's

5:57

like you have to move. You have to leave. Yes.

6:00

If you think an animal near you

6:02

did this to something, you have to

6:04

move. There used to be pumas

6:06

here in Pittsburgh. Sure, your

6:08

Pittsburgh panther, if you will. Yeah. That's

6:15

the fight song of the fighting panthers.

6:17

The fighting, you're not just saying fighting,

6:20

panthers just fight. You know that, Ari.

6:22

They're sick-ass panthers. They're little

6:24

rippet-doot-a-naff. Yeah. And

6:26

they're just like, well, I guess that's what

6:28

happened. No, leave. Leave right now. Yeah.

6:30

And then Jaime's like, hmm, do you

6:32

think Ruiz did this? And his brother's

6:34

like, yeah, he doesn't cut people in

6:36

half. Yeah, it is. Jaime's like,

6:38

he hates you. But

6:42

they also find this weird metal

6:44

series of objects that sort

6:46

of need to be assembled in some way. And Jaime's

6:49

kind of messing with them, like, what is this?

6:51

Yeah. It almost looks like something

6:53

you would have for studying the night sky

6:55

or something, or navigating at night or something

6:57

like that. In the olden times. In the

6:59

olden times. In the old grass and like,

7:02

but not in a steampunk-y kind of way,

7:04

just in this old tech kind of way.

7:06

Yeah. And they find a notebook that they

7:08

think is written in Russian, but I don't

7:10

think that's how Cyrillic works, but that's fine.

7:12

I have no idea what it is. Yeah,

7:14

I didn't know either. But they find a

7:17

scan of a driver's license for their neighbor, Maria

7:20

Elena. Yes,

7:22

Maria Elena Gomez. Now they

7:24

go to her house. So they go to her

7:26

house. What happens at her house? We

7:28

find out that her son, Uriel.

7:31

So she's got two sons. One

7:34

is very timid, the other is

7:36

horrible. Just horrible. Just

7:39

horrible. We learn that he has

7:41

become a rotten. Yeah. Which is

7:43

something like what you're saying about the world building, like

7:45

something that everyone knows what it is. But

7:48

we never learn like how common is it? How

7:50

do you know about it? Where have you heard

7:52

of it before? How many people has this happened

7:54

to? And they're like, yeah, some

7:56

guy, it looked like he was coming to

7:59

your house. He's not gonna make

8:01

it. Mwah. Mwah. Mwah. Mwah. He's like, oh

8:03

yeah, he was coming to kill my son.

8:05

Yeah. And we're like, oh, OK. Oh, yep,

8:07

yep, yep, yep. That's standard everyday thing that

8:09

happens. Yes. But then we see

8:11

him, and yeah, he seems bad. He seems very, very bad.

8:13

Could you describe him, what he looks like physically? He

8:15

looked like, sort of like the gluttony

8:18

from Seven. Oh, god, yeah.

8:21

But laying down and covered

8:23

in sores. And paws.

8:25

And pus, and piss, and shit. His

8:27

underwear are just like, I can

8:30

only imagine the people doing the practical effects were like,

8:32

hee hee hee hee hee. No,

8:35

the piss needs to be darker. He's not

8:38

getting enough fluids. Darker. It's piss day.

8:41

And he's just like, uh, uh. As soon

8:43

as you see him, you just go, uh. And

8:46

he immediately just goes, kill me.

8:48

Yeah. Kill me, you coward. Yes.

8:51

And Jaime is extremely fuck this, which

8:53

I like about him. I

8:56

also like that Jaime just comes across as, uh, dumb.

9:00

Do you think so? I think

9:02

he's introspective. He's always just

9:04

like, looking at things, not like a

9:06

German Shepherd, and then seeing something. They

9:09

don't, like, huh? Head cocked

9:11

to the side. What? But I

9:13

do feel like he's our most point of view character

9:15

in this movie. Yes. I'm just feeling like, what?

9:18

Because his brother, Pedro. Yeah.

9:21

Is the worst. He makes

9:23

the worst choices at every fucking turn.

9:25

He is our hero,

9:27

quote unquote, in this movie. And no one

9:30

is rooting for him. No, because he tried

9:32

to kill those kids. He's done everything wrong.

9:34

Everything he's done is wrong. So we find

9:36

out. I love when the

9:39

mom is like, uh, we prayed

9:41

over him. And Pedro spins

9:43

around and goes, the church is

9:45

dead, ma'am. Speaking

9:48

of doing things wrong, praying over

9:50

this? Ma'am?

9:53

I shit my pants the other day, and I just

9:55

kept praying that they would clean themselves out. They did

9:57

not. No. They did not. Why does God not

9:59

answer? my prayers. I'm

10:02

praying for an in-ground swimming pool.

10:04

But apparently she has

10:06

reported this a year ago.

10:08

A year ago! Which is interesting that

10:11

there's like a bureau that you

10:13

report it to, you know? And the

10:15

person that they send is called a

10:17

cleaner. Which is cool. I like

10:20

that. So that's the person that we found was the cleaner. Yes. So

10:23

they drive to the po-po. And

10:26

when they get to the cops' house, as

10:28

I was about to call it, the police station. The

10:30

cops' house? House of cops. To

10:33

also further unsettle you, there's a

10:35

three-legged dog hobbling in front of

10:37

the police station. Is

10:39

this just supposed to upset me? I think it's just

10:41

Argentina. Is this what you want me to

10:44

believe? Yeah, I know. And

10:46

the cops are immediately like,

10:48

nuh-uh. And why?

10:51

Because we've pieced this together throughout the

10:53

film. Pedro is like

10:57

an alcoholic maniac. Right. They should

10:59

have sent Jaime. Jaime and Jaime

11:01

alone. And at

11:03

one point he's like, got the police chief

11:05

by the collar and he's lifting up the floor

11:08

and it's, oh my god. Literally every time he

11:10

has to make a choice, he makes

11:12

the wrong one. Yeah. Yeah. So they

11:14

go to Ruiz, who is like a

11:16

big man about town around this area.

11:18

Ruiz? I just wrote, oh, Ruiz is

11:20

here to do something stupid. And we've

11:22

seen so far that the

11:28

dogs that Jaime and Pedro have are

11:30

very reticent to get near the rotten.

11:32

They're very freaked out by it. Right.

11:34

Wait, do we know what is happening

11:36

at this point? Is that like what a

11:38

rotten is? That there's like, it's about to

11:40

give birth basically? I don't think

11:42

so. When we meet Ruiz, he starts

11:44

complaining about there being a rotten because

11:46

it's going to spoil the land. Right.

11:48

It's got a rotten on the land.

11:50

Right. Which

11:53

I think is a really interesting like. So

11:56

I was reading a bit about this and the

11:58

director said that he was inspired to make

12:00

this movie, which is wild for

12:03

what movie he made, by the

12:05

use of pesticides in Argentina. And

12:08

how people, where they're used, kids are

12:10

being born with cancer because they're using

12:12

super highly potent pesticides that are not

12:14

good for humanity, but they keep doing

12:17

it to make money, and it's a

12:19

vicious cycle, and everyone kind of ignores

12:21

that it's going on. Got it. And

12:23

so like- And then he was like, demons! Right,

12:26

so the demons are the pesticides. Got

12:29

it. The brutal child death is

12:31

the brutal child death. Well, he seems to

12:33

have a hard on for brutal child death,

12:35

so. It's

12:39

a separate penis that is regular penis. Oh, right.

12:41

He's got two dicks. Check

12:44

out his Reddit. I'm

12:47

telling you, if you've not read the AMA of the guy

12:49

with two penises, you should read it. So

12:52

Ruiz's plan is

12:54

to get the rotten, the real,

12:56

and take him far away. He says two or three

12:59

hours. Two or three hours. I feel

13:01

like if you and I had to do this, we'd go further

13:03

than Cleveland. But

13:06

I think there's also this sort of, we've got

13:08

to get back before nightfall. And

13:11

why is that? Because the rotten,

13:13

because whatever's going on in the world, like night

13:15

seems to be a bad idea. Got

13:17

it. Okay, yeah, that's fair. Because as

13:19

we start to learn, we get the lore of the rotten.

13:23

They're drawn to electric lights. And

13:26

the shadow that the electric lights

13:28

cast lets them manipulate things and

13:30

lets them use their demonic powers

13:32

or whatever. Right. There are

13:35

like seven rules for dealing with rotten.

13:37

Right, right. Which is like four too many,

13:39

if you want people to remember them. We

13:44

don't get the final one for like an hour after

13:46

we get the initial six. And I don't remember those.

13:48

See, it's too much. So

13:50

yeah, after he storms in the house with a

13:52

shotgun, threatens to kill everybody in the family. They're

13:55

like, oh, fine, we're going to take this

13:57

man away. And there is this excrement.

14:00

excruciating scene of them carrying him in

14:02

a thin bed sheet where you're like This

14:05

this director does an excellent job of building tension sure

14:07

cuz you know that guy's gonna drop out of that

14:09

bed sheet Yeah, but you don't know when you don't

14:11

know what and when they pick him up initially He's

14:13

like a fucking Boston cream donut, but you grab my

14:16

god, Alan. No Don't

14:19

ruin those for me he does squish out

14:22

the middle though Here

14:24

I have written. Oh he fell through the wet sheet

14:26

and I'm sitting here eating milk duds No,

14:31

no, so at this point, where are you with the

14:33

movie? How are you feeling about the movie so far?

14:37

Okay, I'm grossed out. I'm I'm excited about

14:39

the world that they're building and I'm ready to

14:41

see what's gonna happen I was really interested that

14:43

one reviewer compared this film to

14:45

a faulty movie and I was

14:47

like hmm This has

14:50

a coherent plot. Yeah, I mean, I

14:52

feel like this plot really develops and Unfolds

14:55

in front of you and yeah satisfying way.

14:58

I Don't know what did

15:00

he just mean maggots? Yeah

15:05

Like trying to grow she well, yeah, and

15:07

it's working it's working. Yeah So

15:09

they they take him and they're driving. They're like

15:11

two and a half three hours away They're

15:14

like we should go a little further and They

15:17

have to swerve to not hit a kid going to

15:19

school which they say that little fucker was going to

15:21

school The asshole was going to school, but also

15:23

wouldn't that make it morning? Yeah,

15:26

okay So it's not quite nightfall. Yeah, I

15:28

don't know. I don't know and They

15:32

like stop after they they They're

15:34

like find a little dirt road and they're just

15:37

gonna dump him Yeah, and they open the truck

15:39

bed and he's gone, right? Where'd he go? Where

15:41

did he go? Where did he go?

15:44

And we've learned that you don't take

15:46

anything that's touched a rotten. Okay. Yes

15:48

Yes, you take nothing that is touched

15:50

or rotten. Yeah, and what does our?

15:53

Mmm a little bit

15:55

dumb friend Jaime immediately do I don't recall

15:57

it takes a bullet that had been That's

16:00

right. That's right. He takes the bullet because

16:02

it was covered in pusling The

16:05

truck take it. I don't know. Why would

16:07

you take that Jaime? So this is all like

16:09

on some level this is all Jaime's fault

16:12

Yeah, like they get stuck with this curse

16:14

moving forward. It's true But

16:16

like pager didn't have to go give it to his ex-wife.

16:19

Oh, no. No, no, no. No. No They're

16:22

like basically like well, we were gonna leave him

16:24

somewhere. So I guess our work here is done.

16:26

Yeah. Yeah We lost him. Yeah I

16:29

also love the idea of because I don't we didn't

16:31

I don't know if we probably described that this Man

16:34

is like 600 pounds. Oh, yeah And

16:37

the idea of him like hopping out of the

16:39

bed truck and like skedaddling down the road Or

16:41

just like falling out and them not

16:43

noticing The

16:45

truck would have lifted when he left That's

16:48

like six couches my friends Oh

16:56

Man so They

16:58

go home. Yeah, we meet ruis's wife

17:01

Who is pregnant very very pregnant very

17:03

pregnant very very pregnant. Mm and

17:07

He's all Being a dick

17:09

ruis. Yeah, there's like a big thunderstorm that

17:11

comes in and then She

17:14

leaves the room and then is immediately

17:16

screaming outside in the morning. It's nighttime

17:18

when the thunderstorm comes in So

17:21

I like that cut of just like her walking out

17:23

of the room and then screaming and him running out

17:25

the front doors Into the morning. Yes, and

17:27

her just saying like she's pointing

17:29

at the goat and saying the goat It

17:32

doesn't look how do you how does she how

17:35

tell me about goat? It must vibe. I

17:37

don't know. Yeah. Yeah Because it is evil

17:39

it is um And

17:42

it does like a tough guy thing because ruis gets

17:44

a shotgun and puts it to the like points it

17:46

at the goat and the Goat like rolls up and

17:48

puts the barrel against his forehead like come on dog

17:51

Yeah, first he fires into the air I think

17:53

right and so the all the other goats run away

17:55

except for this one who's just standing there I liked

17:57

quite a bit. Yeah, but how did What's

18:00

her name? Jimena? Jimena? Yeah, I think

18:02

so. How did she know? I

18:04

just have her as Mrs. Ruiz. Mrs. Ruiz. Also,

18:07

he's way too old to be having a baby. I feel like

18:09

he's gonna be a terrible dad. He's not gonna want to get

18:11

up in the middle of the night. He's also a dick, so

18:13

I don't know. Luckily for that baby,

18:15

he won't be a lot round long enough. Well,

18:18

that's nothing as lucky for that baby

18:20

as it Alan. Mm-hmm. So

18:24

he pulls the trigger and shoots the goat. Well, I want

18:26

to talk about this scene. Yeah. His wife is begging

18:28

him not to shoot the goat. Right. She don't

18:31

use guns on this thing. Gun powder is bad.

18:34

Begging him. Mm-hmm. And he

18:36

ignores her. That's the theme of this movie,

18:38

is women knowing more than men and

18:40

men totally fucking ignoring them. Uh-huh. Yeah.

18:42

Yeah. Yeah. That's what I want to

18:45

say. So he shoots the goat. She

18:48

has an axe in her hand, because she's gonna kill the goat

18:50

with an axe. Yeah. Because that would make more sense. Apparently.

18:53

So what does she do with the axe? Right to

18:56

Ruiz's head. In this beautiful,

18:59

practical effect of him getting smacked in the head

19:01

with a fucking axe. It's so good. It's so

19:03

fucking good. This whole sequence, it's

19:06

like the goat says like, bah-ah-ah.

19:09

And then he, you hear a gunshot, and then

19:11

he takes an axe to the head. Just like

19:13

this sequence of events. Yeah. So quick. So

19:15

beautiful. And I think the bat was

19:17

calling him a pussy. Yeah. Baa.

19:19

Baa. Do it, bitch.

19:22

Come at me, bro. No. Hahaha.

19:26

I am gonna give you a t-shirt with a picture of

19:28

a goat that just says, come at me, bra. Hahaha. Hahaha.

19:31

I love that for us. I love that for us too, Justin.

19:33

Justin. Hahaha. We're just testing great when

19:35

we need him. Hahaha.

19:39

Hmmm. And then what does she do, Alan? She acts herself

19:41

a question. She acts herself a question. She

19:43

gets down on her knees with her

19:45

big old pregnant belly and just starts

19:48

axing herself in the face, which is

19:50

brutal. Yeah. She

19:52

does it several times. Three times. Three

19:55

times. I mean. No.

19:58

None. Zero. Yeah,

20:00

there's no way. If it doesn't work

20:02

the first time, I'm like, well, I have to try something

20:04

else. Yeah, I think I'll just lie here for a while.

20:07

Also, I'm zero. There's no way I have

20:09

any amount of balls to axe myself in the

20:11

face. Ugh. I can't even like, sometimes

20:13

I look at like cutting my nails and I'm like, Amy

20:15

cut my skin. Ow. It's

20:21

like, this is like the poster

20:23

art for the movie is her with the axe backwards pointed

20:25

at her face. Yeah, I wish it wasn't

20:27

because it is like, I wish I wish

20:29

they had chosen. I wish that wasn't spoiled

20:32

because I think that that is such a like

20:34

powerful and upsetting scene. But

20:36

I do like the idea of it from like out

20:38

of context. You have no idea what's happening when you

20:41

just see the poster or I didn't have

20:43

any idea. I guess I wasn't like, oh, that person's gonna

20:45

hit themselves in the face with an axe. Of course they

20:47

are. They comment every day. You do the thing you do.

20:50

You cut your nails. So

20:53

we cut back to the brothers and someone's

20:55

banging on their door. Yeah. It's Uriel's brother.

20:58

Yeah, he's so cute and timid. Yeah.

21:00

He's such a little baby boy. It's

21:03

that floppy hair. It's that floppy hair.

21:05

He's also just like, about everything. So

21:07

my mom's not around and I need some place

21:09

to stay. And they're like, fuck you, you

21:11

little shit. Our heroes. Give

21:14

me that gun. Yeah. And

21:17

he tells them don't use electric lights because it calls

21:19

the evil. Yeah, the shadows call

21:21

in the devil, which I think is

21:23

a fantastic turn of race. Yeah. And earlier

21:25

we saw Jaime sitting in their living

21:28

room, staring at this antlered animal with

21:30

the antlers growing on the shadow on

21:33

the wall. Yeah. So. Yep,

21:35

yep, yep, yep, yep. The devil's already here.

21:37

Yep, yep, yep, yep. I also like

21:39

that they call him Jimmy. Jimmy, Jimmy.

21:44

So then we get to see that I was like, was

21:47

reminding me of Shaun of the Dead. In

21:49

a weird way because he's like, all right, I have a plan.

21:51

We go get the kids, we go leave the town, we go

21:53

do this thing, then we go to the Winchester to hold up

21:55

until the fall blows over. Right. So they go to the Winchester

21:57

and they go to the Winchester and they go to

22:00

the Winchester. No, so they split up Pedro is

22:02

going to his ex-wife's house to get his children

22:04

and Jaime's going to their mom

22:06

to get their mom, which we don't see because it

22:08

goes just fine. She's like, whatever dude I don't

22:10

really give a shit about anything. Yeah, I'm ready to go for

22:12

a ride in the car We

22:15

get to the ex-wife's place Where

22:18

we learned that she already has a restraining

22:20

order against him. Uh-huh. Uh-huh He's

22:22

like you have to let me in and her new husband's

22:24

like, yeah, no, I don't and he's

22:26

already like kind of weirdly fucked up looking He's

22:29

got very large eyes. Yeah, and I think

22:31

he's a what he's doing is like being

22:33

like Angry and a little

22:36

bit scared of Pedro, but it makes

22:38

him just look insane Yeah, and it's

22:40

I apparently was really cold when they were

22:42

filming this because his nose is super red

22:48

Pedro gets into the house. Yeah forces

22:50

his way in and starts taking his clothes off Buck

22:53

ass naked. He's like I gotta burn my clothes. You need

22:55

to give me new clothes Yeah, also don't bring them in

22:58

the house. Yeah, if you know that you the

23:00

clothes are bad because they've touched the

23:02

rotten Maybe leave them alone Dicks

23:05

out in the lawn, but it takes out on the

23:07

lawn. Yeah, so there's this dog

23:09

that's of a breed that I don't understand

23:12

What is that giant giant? His name is

23:14

Roger though, which I thought was a fucking

23:16

great name for a dog Roger particularly that

23:18

dog Roger is beautiful in an ugly ugly

23:21

dog way. Yeah, he's come full circle. He's

23:23

so ugly He's cute again. He's like full-on

23:25

like sloppy face like just so much troll

23:27

would be involved in the talk smell so

23:30

bad Roger

23:32

yes tank and so Roger just gets

23:34

into those those demon clothes and just

23:36

a snuffling them up Can't

23:39

get enough of that snuffling everything that happens from this

23:41

point on his Pedro's fault. He does

23:43

this Yeah, this is all his fault. I may to

23:45

Pedro. Yes. Yes, and Pedro is like, let me run

23:47

with this He hadn't he did not need to

23:49

go there. He could have just let them Huh,

23:52

why didn't you think any of this through like the

23:55

whole like fucking deadbeat dad suddenly cares

23:57

about his kids Like

24:00

how long had it been since he'd seen those kids? Four

24:02

years. Mom says it's been four

24:04

years that you've like done anything. Interesting. Yeah.

24:07

Santino knows who he is. Yeah. Yeah. Or at

24:09

least it's been four years since he gave them

24:11

any money. He's like not paid. Okay. And

24:14

I mean, I think Vicki, the child of his ex-wife,

24:17

I think Sabrina, right? Yeah. Yeah.

24:19

And Leo. Yeah. She's more than

24:21

four. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it's been a while.

24:23

Okay. So immediately like there's just a

24:26

fight between mom and Pedro, as you would expect. She

24:28

has a hundred. Why are

24:30

you naked in my home? And she's also starting

24:32

to Leo and be like, get him the fuck

24:34

out of here. Leo's like, but what if, I

24:36

don't know. Poor Leo in

24:38

all of this. He's just here trying to like

24:41

make breakfast or whatever the fuck he's doing. And

24:43

this is, again, an argument for the baseball bat

24:45

by the front door. Oh,

24:48

so when they break in, they can hit you with

24:50

it. Keep your Pedro's out. Keep your Pedro's out. Yep.

24:53

So they're fighting and the fight is getting more

24:55

and more intense. And he's like, I gotta take

24:57

the kids. And Vicki, this cute little

24:59

Vicki is just petting Roger. Who just is

25:02

like, I love this. I love being petted by you.

25:04

This is so great. What can go wrong? And again,

25:06

As our voicemail last week said. This,

25:09

I also had the voicemail from last week. Like

25:12

there's this beautiful, like you know what's going

25:14

to happen. You a hundred percent know because

25:16

it's just these shots of Vicki

25:18

and the dog. And Vicki from the dog from behind

25:20

and Vicki the dog from the front. And

25:23

you're like, okay, when is it going to happen? For

25:25

when is this going to happen? When is it going to

25:27

happen? And it

25:29

happens when her brother is coming back downstairs and

25:31

isn't able to see it happen. Which is like

25:34

double fuck you. Double fuck you. And also

25:36

the fighting is

25:38

getting more intense as you're watching this

25:40

happen. You're like, but just fucking come

25:42

already. Just fucking come already. I

25:45

can't take this anymore. Well, this is something that I

25:47

really like about this movie. And I think like

25:50

is a huge plus

25:52

in this corner is that it

25:55

takes these very real life things that a

25:57

lot of us have experienced. Right? getting

26:00

bit by a dog. Getting bit

26:02

by a dog. I'm just having these uncomfortable

26:04

family arguments. Sure. And I want

26:06

this person out of my fucking house. This shit sucks. This

26:09

blows. And then you put this other supernatural, this

26:11

other fucked up thing on top of that. Yeah.

26:14

I think having Jer in the movie does

26:16

that as well. It heightens everything because you're like,

26:18

well, I just want to take care of this

26:20

kid. Yeah. And also, God,

26:23

how hard it must be to take care of him.

26:25

Exactly. Yeah. And

26:27

so, he, him being there, ramps the stress level

26:30

up. You're already at like eight. Right. And

26:32

then the movie's like, okay, but I've got to go a

26:34

little further. Ha, ha, the seas go to a lot of

26:36

it. In, in, in, yeah. The dog

26:38

does attack Vicki. Oh, God.

26:41

So viciously. And you're like, well, camera,

26:43

obviously you're going to pull away. No. You're

26:45

not going to show me this. No, that dog mauls her.

26:47

You're not going to show a little boy looking under a

26:49

table. And luckily, this is

26:52

definitely CGI. This is like,

26:54

so like... Oh, they didn't really have a dog drag a little

26:56

girl out of that. A dog puppet would be able to grow

26:58

up in it. But

27:00

you see, like, when animals attack something, they

27:03

thrash. Yeah. And you

27:05

see that happen. And I was like, oh, I've never

27:07

seen that done to a kid in a movie before.

27:09

No. Well done. You've gone

27:11

above and beyond. I knew this

27:13

was going to happen and I

27:16

still can't fucking take it. And

27:18

Santino is immediately like, mom,

27:21

Roger bit Vicki. Yeah. And

27:24

the dad's like, hey, I'm on the phone. Shut up.

27:26

And you're like, and that's like a thing that happens

27:28

where kids like trying to tell you something and you're

27:30

ignoring them because you're already pissed off about this thing.

27:32

You're so stressed. Yeah. Yeah. And

27:35

I was like, oh, that's really good filmmaking and also

27:37

kind of fuck you for doing that. Fuck

27:39

you for doing that. I feel the same way

27:42

about this movie that I feel about Hereditary, which

27:44

is that it's beautiful and it's great. It's such

27:46

a good movie and I never want to see

27:48

it again. I like I'm...

27:51

And this is why I had

27:53

to like, what's wrong with me?

27:55

Because this movie Hereditary, The Dark

27:58

of the Wicked, Lake Mongar, I

28:01

love these movies that are fucking

28:03

emotionally brutal in a way.

28:05

That's just like a time

28:07

of the wolf by Hanukkah

28:09

you throw that in there as well, which is like

28:11

a post-apocalyptic movie But it's like right after

28:13

the apocalypse starts and what would happen to a family

28:15

when that happens and it's like it's cool It's really

28:18

it's really nice. Did you let you feel your

28:20

feelings or something? Is it just like

28:22

you feel your feelings? Maybe but I think like

28:25

There's just such a heightened drama to it all

28:28

that it's like, I don't know. I

28:30

find it really Enrapturing

28:32

was the word I was going to get

28:35

really pulled into it Yeah, I think we're

28:37

just sort of approaching this in different ways

28:39

where like I just want And

28:43

I'm sure our people are going to we're

28:45

gonna get some mail about this that I'm gonna

28:47

say this but like I just want To be

28:49

entertained right now And oh

28:52

god, like I was glad to have not watched

28:54

this movie alone I watched it with Rob and our

28:56

friend Taylor who has a daughter who's just a little

28:58

older than Lucy and He texted

29:00

me the next day and was like I had nightmares

29:03

all night about my daughter like this. I

29:05

just this is not we ouch Yeah,

29:08

ow. Yeah. Yeah, and

29:10

maybe maybe that's part of it too is like Yeah,

29:13

maybe it is making giving me my feels like you're like,

29:15

oh, I'm I'm There's

29:18

so much going on in the world right now that I like

29:21

kind of a shut down on some level in the store Yeah,

29:23

I'm not I'm a lot. You're not gonna shut down I'm not

29:25

let you shut down and I guess it's like

29:27

a fictional outlet for you to put that anxiety

29:29

Right or that like fear. I don't

29:31

know what it is. But yeah Yeah, when you

29:33

could be you can immediately compartmentalize like no little

29:35

girl was hurt me. No, there's that little girls

29:38

dancing later, right? She's fine And

29:40

they're cute as a button in that interview. I read

29:42

with the director They were like, well, what was it like

29:44

working with the kids and doing this stuff to kids?

29:46

Yeah Oh, the kids are

29:48

great. Their parents are fucked up Cuz

29:51

I let the parents read the entire script cuz I was like,

29:53

I don't want you to be shocked by anything That's gonna happen.

29:55

I want you to know what's happening and the parents read the

29:57

script and go, yeah Our daughter in this movie great. Fantastic. We

29:59

loved it I wouldn't how could you? Oh

30:01

good? Could

30:04

you and it's like your baby He

30:08

made a point of like I like none of the kids

30:10

saw any of this stuff Or like

30:13

like the parents would have let me but the government was

30:15

there to stop me Like I couldn't even put fake blood

30:17

on the kids. We have about one kid

30:19

that's like at the end Yeah, that's

30:21

a lot of fake blood Like how

30:24

could that little boy's parents be like no no

30:26

no walk down the street eating his brains. That's

30:28

fine. He'll be fine Well, he

30:30

wasn't there That's

30:33

where his actual brains I

30:35

know just eating his brains like it's fucking popcorn. Oh

30:37

my god. I was still eating milk tuds at that

30:39

point That's

30:43

much later in the movie that didn't butch off the milk

30:49

So Roger yeah Roger okay go

30:51

please he bites her Thrashes her

30:53

and then when dad finally pays attention Roger

30:55

bolts out of the house with this child

30:57

in his mouth Dragging her

31:00

you don't think that's upsetting you're fucked

31:02

up. Yeah, I don't think anybody doesn't

31:07

But it also like for me like all right,

31:09

what do I do in this situation? How do I

31:11

handle the situation like this is a situation you have

31:13

and when they go outside and there's no dog whatsoever

31:15

There's no drag marks on the ground. They don't know

31:18

where to go. Yeah And

31:20

poor it like you can just Leo. This

31:22

is his daughter. Yeah, it's just like

31:25

You know like that it's it's a

31:27

it's a worst nightmare the worst nightmare you could ever

31:29

have yeah, and To

31:32

the director's credit he gets great performances out of

31:34

these action or like you believe that Leo is

31:36

a very upset sure so Pedro

31:39

gives up on chasing the dog pretty quickly and goes back

31:41

to the house not hit not his kid Not

31:43

a circus not his monkeys right he sure he

31:46

caused this but man So

31:49

he goes to get the older son and

31:51

this is where we learned that he has special

31:53

needs Yeah, he's autistic and your film teacher tells

31:55

us and you're just like oh no oh

31:58

god. Oh no And

32:00

this is where you're also like, Peter really should have just

32:02

like kept himself to himself, you know? Yeah.

32:06

Thank you for using that phrase. I really wish that like,

32:09

I only know that phrase from British Cozy

32:11

Mysteries. Yeah, yeah, that's probably where I got

32:13

it. What did you think of Rick? Well,

32:15

he just kept himself to himself. Kept himself to himself. But

32:18

I feel like we should use that more often because it's

32:20

so spot on. Yeah, yeah. So

32:23

he does, Peter does

32:26

yell at Leo that he can't use

32:28

gunpowder. Right. And Leo

32:30

runs out of the house with a shotgun. Right, because of course he

32:32

would. Of course he would, yeah. And

32:34

I also love that this is taking

32:36

place in white picket fence suburbia during

32:38

the day. Yeah. So like. It appears

32:41

to be morning, like everybody's getting ready

32:43

for whatever it is that they're doing.

32:45

And much like Hereditary, like the setting

32:47

ramps up the horror. Absolutely. Like if

32:49

it were Hereditary took place in

32:51

a castle somewhere, it would be a completely different

32:53

movie, right? It really would, yeah. So

32:56

he's stealing Sabrina's

32:58

car. Because he's a real piece of

33:00

shit. And we

33:02

see this when he goes into, what is the

33:04

older son's name? Jair.

33:07

Jair, Jair. Yeah, Jair. When he goes into

33:09

his room, he like looks at the

33:11

heater, like sort of menacing,

33:14

not menacingly, but like the

33:17

heater, you know? Which we

33:19

don't know why yet. We'll find out later. Cause he's

33:21

a real piece of shit. He basically like

33:23

bribes Jair, I'm

33:26

so sorry. Jair. Jair. To give

33:28

him the keys to Sabrina's car. Right. Which

33:30

he then fucking steals. And how did, what if he

33:33

used to bribe him? Apple

33:35

ice cream. Apple ice cream. And I gotta tell

33:37

you, really want to try apple ice cream. So it

33:39

was delicious. I, what I assumed it would be

33:41

was not what it would look like when

33:43

they showed it later. I was like, where's the green?

33:45

Where's the green? Is it green apple? Is it sour?

33:47

Yeah, a greeny sour? You want to try that? I

33:50

want like an apple cinnamon ice cream. Oh yeah. Oh

33:53

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like little apple chunks in it? Come

33:55

on, what are you doing here? Yeah, absolutely. What

33:57

are we doing here? So as he's... hotline

34:00

in their car, he hears a

34:02

gunshot. Yeah. Oh,

34:04

and he's also, the cops have shown up and been

34:06

like, dog, dog, you can't be here. You have a

34:08

restraining order. You have to go. Yes. And

34:10

he's just like shitty to the cops. He's shitty to

34:13

the cops. And then Vicki's

34:15

back. Uh-huh. Vicki's

34:17

definitely not back. Vicki's definitely not back.

34:19

Mom's so excited and she's hugging Vicki

34:21

and Vicki's smiling and is so happy.

34:24

She's just a happy, happy little girl. And she's like,

34:26

dad's gonna hit you with a car. And

34:28

mom's like, hmm. What's this now?

34:31

Who's this now? And then my next man says, oh,

34:33

so he did. Pedro gets

34:35

his kids into the car and is driving away.

34:37

And we see Leo

34:39

come barreling at his pickup truck and

34:41

just slam mom into the house. It's

34:43

brutal. It's brutal. It's ambitious. And

34:46

Vicki's just dancing. When

34:49

he pulls his bloody face out of the

34:51

airbag and looks at his daughter and she's

34:53

like, yay! You did it! He's like, I

34:56

have a traumatic brain injury. He's

34:58

like, I'm a demon. Who gives a shit? Yeah. Cut

35:02

to old boy love. This

35:06

is where we learn the rules. Yes. From

35:09

Grandma. Would you like the rules that Grandma gives?

35:11

Yes. Also, I just want to go on record saying,

35:14

I love Grandma. She's great. She's great. Grandma

35:16

seems like she might have been drinking, like day drinking before

35:18

I get a job. And she's wearing,

35:20

there's a theme of paper

35:22

dolls. She's wearing a necklace of paper

35:25

dolls. And we saw

35:27

them, where did we see them?

35:29

In a drawing that the older son had made. And

35:32

then in the school later, we see them. I really

35:34

like that. Grandma, they're talking

35:36

about the possessed and Santino keeps asking,

35:38

what's a possessed? What's a possessed? And

35:41

Grandma's like, oh, you don't know the

35:43

nursery rhyme. Oh my god. So Grandma?

35:46

This has been around long enough that it's a

35:48

nursery rhyme. Right. It's

35:50

legend. It's bled itself into

35:52

society. So this is not a new thing that's

35:55

been going on. No. And

35:58

she says the nursery rhyme. And he's

36:00

like, she's like, well, there's seven rules,

36:03

which are don't use electrical lights. Stay

36:06

away from animals. Don't

36:09

take anything that was close

36:12

to them, Jaime. Jaime.

36:15

Don't hurt them. Never

36:18

ever name the evil by its

36:20

name. Okay. And don't shoot it with

36:22

firearms. That's six, yeah? Yeah,

36:25

that's six. Okay. Which is odd

36:27

because in our demon movies experience,

36:30

you usually have to call it by its name. And that's how you like vanquish

36:33

it. Yeah. Yeah. And

36:36

uh, uh, Sven's like, oh, it's got a name.

36:38

And Crema goes, yeah, here we go. Same.

36:41

Lucifer, Azrael. The

36:44

Elzebub. And while this is happening,

36:46

Jair. His family is just full of stupids. Jair

36:49

is just sitting there and he's been like, like

36:52

intonating the whole time. And then he

36:55

starts speaking and repeating things. He's possessed,

36:57

possessed, possessed, possessed. Azrael, Azrael,

36:59

Azrael. How upsetting. And he's just

37:01

like, oh no. And no

37:03

one's paying any fucking attention to him. Yep, yep,

37:06

nope, nope. Yep, yep, yep. So they can't find

37:08

any apple ice cream. That common everyday ice cream

37:10

that we all have in a joy. I

37:12

mean, yes. I'm not surprised you

37:14

can't find it. And we've like learned that

37:17

like, dad is just

37:19

fucking useless all the time. He's like yelling

37:21

at his mom for not having money. And

37:23

she's like, well, I thought you could pay

37:25

for it. And he's like, duh, you can't,

37:27

I'm fucking useless. Yeah, exactly. He

37:29

is fucking useless. He's worse than

37:31

useless. He's like harmful. He's

37:34

a hinderer. Phone

37:38

rings. Yeah, well mom's phone

37:40

because they left all their stuff behind. Right,

37:43

but she brought her phone, yeah. It's Sabrina.

37:45

Uh-huh. She's like, here, I'll give it

37:47

to the kid. No, no, give it to the kid. Talk

37:49

to your mom. No. So

37:51

Pedro runs outside with a phone and starts talking

37:53

to Sabrina. And she's like, yeah, you're a real

37:56

piece of shit. You're a real deadbeat dad. You're

37:58

a murderer, and everyone knows that. I know. So

38:00

by the way, I'm basically

38:02

going to eat your soul. Yeah. He's

38:05

like, oh. I'm going to come for my

38:07

children. You have no idea what I can

38:09

do. Yeah. Which is like

38:11

also something a mom would probably say if you

38:13

stole their kid. Oh my God. Yeah. Oh

38:16

my God. Yeah. It just

38:18

would be really turned into Liam Neeson from Taken and be like, I have a certain set

38:20

of skills. I have never seen that

38:22

movie. Maybe we should put that up as a Patreon

38:24

float. Yeah. Yeah. Should

38:26

I, I mean, should I see it? I

38:30

feel like people reference it all the time and I'm like, yeah, yeah,

38:32

I know what that means. I don't know

38:34

what that means. Maybe I'll put up old

38:37

men fighting movies. Okay. Taken,

38:39

the equalizer, starring Denzel Washington.

38:41

Ooh. Maybe another John

38:43

Wick. I'll find another old

38:46

man fighting movies. Okay. Okay.

38:49

Okay. I feel like any

38:51

John Wick you put up is going to, I feel like that's, that's rigging

38:53

the vote, you know? I feel like Taken might rig it though. Okay. Because

38:56

it's such, like it is in the zeitgeist on such a

38:58

level. That's what I'm saying. Okay. All

39:00

right. All right. I have

39:03

a certain set of skills. That's the thing I know. He doesn't

39:05

talk like Sean Connery. I don't know why I did that. I don't know

39:07

why you did that either. So Pedro

39:09

smashes the phone and has a fit.

39:11

Yeah. I'm here's where I wrote, I can't

39:13

handle my life either. And

39:16

he's talking to Jaime and she's like, she's

39:19

dead. I saw her die. Yeah. And

39:21

Jaime's like, well, your kids are here. Pull

39:23

your shit together. Put your shit together. You're in

39:25

front of mom. Yeah. And then why

39:27

don't we go see my friend, Murta? I love Murta.

39:30

I really wish I had seen

39:32

her movie instead. I want Murta's backstory.

39:34

I want a biopic of Murta. Yeah.

39:38

She lives in this beautiful house in the

39:40

middle of nowhere. And she offers

39:42

to let them stay. And Pedro's like, no,

39:44

we're going to the city to ruin everything

39:46

for everyone, everywhere. What? What?

39:49

Fuck you, dude. Because multiple times in the

39:51

movie, they're like, hey, there was a

39:53

rotten near our house. And everyone's like, that can't be.

39:55

They're in the city. Yeah. They're

39:57

not in the country. Yeah. people

40:00

like Pedro keep bringing them there. I do have

40:03

to say that Jair has soiled

40:07

himself and his little brother going, he made a

40:10

caca. Santino

40:12

is very cute. What are you

40:14

saying? He pooped and somebody keeps

40:16

going, caca, caca, caca.

40:20

Caca is funnier than poop. Yeah it absolutely

40:22

is. We learned

40:24

that Mirta has seen a rotten before. Yes,

40:27

she has a backstory of them.

40:29

Yes. And we also learned that

40:31

her and Jamie used to be

40:33

a fang. Yeah, yeah. And she

40:36

is much older than Jamie.

40:38

Yeah. And this was years

40:40

ago that they had a

40:42

thing. Yeah. Like Mirta. Mirta.

40:44

She's a kyuger. Yeah,

40:47

but she says something to him like, you and

40:49

I are the kind of people that can't be

40:52

possessed or

40:55

influenced by the demon. And

40:57

I thought what's so specific about them that

40:59

they can't? I don't know. I don't know either. But I

41:02

do like that she immediately sees Jair and

41:04

is like, oh he has a demon inside

41:07

of him. Yeah. He's rotten. Yeah. And Jaime

41:09

is like, no he's autistic

41:11

you asshole. Yeah, be more sensitive.

41:13

But I like the thing of

41:16

like, look at his hands. And

41:18

his hands are all like, arthritic

41:21

looking. And they're bruised. Yeah. They're

41:23

like turned backwards and bruised. Yeah.

41:25

And she's like, it

41:27

can't figure out his brain. Right. That's

41:29

why it's doing that to his hands

41:31

and feet. Right, right, right. And

41:33

I was like,

41:36

oh that is a really weird interesting

41:38

lore like aspect. Yeah, yeah. She

41:40

basically says like, it

41:42

can control his body,

41:44

but it can't figure out his brain because

41:46

he's autistic. That's very interesting. Yeah. Yeah. So

41:51

Jair won't sleep. So dad's like, well I'll just be in

41:53

the car with you. He won't leave

41:55

the car. Yeah. So what happens in the car?

42:00

When nothing and nothing they're fine they pass the

42:02

night without incident, okay So

42:05

mom doesn't show up and leave a bloody hand print on the

42:07

car. Oh, no, she does. She does do that She does

42:09

do that Yeah,

42:11

I'll write outside Jair's

42:13

window is is a

42:15

bloody a bloody woman. It's his mom

42:19

Her face is all jacked I

42:25

Like that describing someone who's been hit

42:27

in the face of the truck Not

42:33

just like I drank too much and slept on my face. Yeah

42:37

She comes into the house. Yeah and takes Santino

42:41

and this is where I really appreciate grandma cuz

42:43

I can't function when you first wake me up

42:45

either and she's like Sabrina Oh, yeah, girl You're

42:50

here Jumps

42:53

out the window with the kid. Yeah in

42:55

front of Pedro and now they're gone And

42:57

they're just much like the dog vanished like

42:59

Michael Myers style gone. Yeah Dad

43:04

has to break into the car to get to Jair

43:06

and he's like he's fine fine. Everything's fine Nothing's fucked

43:08

here. He breaks that window with one

43:10

elbow, which he cannot do later in the

43:12

movie But we will we will get back to that. He used

43:15

his one that he had one time per game that he could do

43:18

It's special. He's a special move. Yeah. Oh Man

43:23

and we see that the town has activated

43:25

at the light protocol right that turned off

43:28

all the power Yeah, yeah, this is like

43:30

a thing that there's a bureaucratic method to

43:32

you know, it's wild Yeah, you

43:34

need a demon department in this country

43:37

seriously It's

43:39

called Congress am I right filled

43:41

with demons so the demons if

43:44

there were demons they'd be congressman So

43:50

She's like, okay Well now I need to get

43:52

my cleaner kit because it turns out I was

43:54

a cleater this whole time Yeah, she says something

43:56

about a telling a story from the past where

43:58

she's like he puked up his Family that

44:00

he'd eaten the night before that have never

44:02

come back in the movie. You

44:08

like that of dislike? Go on the south

44:10

assume that you can eat your entire family

44:12

in one night to yes what about their

44:14

I mean like I'm a hungry girls assess

44:17

assess but fully goes l The guy could

44:19

put on Robben Lucy and a single said

44:21

adding you now surplus and so does the

44:23

verdict on on on eating Answer his breath

44:25

on the meeting. This. Flynn

44:28

would help make Glenwood eat them.

44:31

Synthesis Pedro and Ah meter going

44:33

to go into or murder or

44:35

gotta go into town. And

44:39

ah, I may

44:41

is going to go find mom and

44:43

seventeen us. Yeah, right, because

44:45

murders Telling. Pedro.

44:47

All of this like backstory? Yes.

44:49

He says sam what is evil

44:51

finally sound me through Jaimes head.

44:54

Inspected this town just for. Me

44:56

Now Holy goes. Movie.

44:59

Can over you Wish I was like

45:01

I like the until now but like

45:03

maybe that's worry about some other things

45:05

are now so mom or grandma enjoy

45:07

your stay behind and that's gonna be

45:09

fine. Know that the it's doubtful is

45:11

I'm. And. So

45:15

the south to drive by like

45:17

occasionally flicking their headlights on. And.

45:19

So we get the scene owes. I

45:23

made driving this deserted back country

45:25

road and flickering lights on and

45:27

and in the distance we see.

45:31

Sabrina Souffle a staggering woman

45:33

carrying a bloody child. Sir,

45:35

this assign. There's

45:37

no way I could have predicted at

45:39

the she had popped his top and

45:42

was just slurping down their kids princess.

45:44

Yeah, just took the little the cookie.

45:46

Jar Lucas with the lid

45:48

off the Just Even Kids

45:50

processor as and. This.

45:54

Is a fucked up thing to say. It

45:56

looks and. Things

45:59

like it. The Grand as it gets. Very slurpee. very

46:01

goofy. Yeah, I am in like she's hungry.

46:03

she's a hundred girls. He'll take some notes.

46:06

Doom Two Popcorn Bucket If they had made

46:08

the Sand Tino or just really with the

46:10

Dune Two Popcorn book. I have no idea

46:13

what you're saying to me. So Dune yes,

46:15

there's a sequel called Dune to have A

46:17

there's a popcorn bucket of I grew up

46:19

with on your phone seven June two popcorn

46:22

bucks and A wants to tell me whether

46:24

or not people are fucking this popcorn bucket

46:26

with the fuck. Who

46:29

the Sun's use on E Bay. In

46:32

do in their These Giants sandworms. Yeah

46:34

which is what to say this replicating.

46:36

I mean, it's a cool idea. Yeah

46:38

but he has some and celebrating the dig and they're made

46:40

of less like he made a female les les it but

46:42

like it doesn't look very snug. Okay well

46:45

great business assess things I didn't need

46:47

to learn to that assess as physicists

46:49

but yeah it's just as brutal scene

46:51

and I may has the series like

46:53

well I've been to stop this still

46:55

you can't see and to watch. there's

46:57

lots of course. Yeah so he transferred

46:59

to a tree. Here and there

47:01

had been through the windshield and she

47:03

says to me he told me a

47:06

loves me for the thing is an.

47:08

Know. But it's a he would tell your sister in law and

47:10

you loved her. Problem with. The

47:13

Hammock On Relationship. So. Fine,

47:17

Ever tell my brother while I'm there with

47:19

him for cough to this was sick on

47:21

at home eleven minutes. hit him with the

47:24

car specific facts but she's telling him this

47:26

well there's a hole in her head that

47:28

is reaching for brains into the car. oh

47:30

it's discussing it is slick. Move.

47:32

Movies that we can monsieur be here. movies you

47:35

have no me neither to to step aside for

47:37

a moment that assists the city Me a little

47:39

break as a little break a little ones have

47:41

a little little break. And

47:44

we just my favorite line

47:46

in the movie from Mirror

47:48

of From Murder Murder Sarnia

47:50

which is. Evil. Like

47:52

children And children Like evil. I love

47:55

says because they're going to the they

47:57

are doubtless thirteen years ago where the

47:59

the rotten could be. Yeah they see

48:01

a sign for a rural well as

48:04

a hard phrases a rural school earlier.

48:07

And as they're driving to the school would

48:10

we see stuff on a sense post as

48:12

even remember Allen is a blanket that Urea

48:14

was wearing? As dry as a car That's

48:17

right assists the saddest rights says the oh

48:19

that's a good touch. But in them.

48:21

In the meantime we have a quick scene

48:23

where Jai Air. Is walking around will

48:25

normally like a can make me some

48:27

tea among locals is and grandma's like

48:30

effect. Fully articulate, not had any issues

48:32

whatsoever and like. Oh man

48:34

oh I'm going to die on I

48:37

yeah er nok it. Now.

48:41

Should have leave my son's I didn't believe

48:43

them us and would only have you had

48:45

raised those two idiots. This recipe for admitted

48:47

to hundred refers to be okay I realize

48:49

that now this as as I was really

48:51

distracted by his jaw assist assist or know

48:54

it's a good looking fellow. yeah I wish

48:56

I could pull off a mustache like that.

48:58

I simply can't overcome idea as if. I

49:00

just like looked at you and erase. Your beard for a while

49:02

and now you're one hundred percent a god. Really? Is

49:05

that the Kansas City. Football

49:07

coach said. He

49:09

has. He really read it. As

49:12

well. Good for you for and Andy

49:14

Reid outta nowhere East coast Eagles the

49:17

every plate of food. Yeah so did

49:19

they get into the school and we

49:21

see these paper dolls with the sun

49:23

above them again much like Ah Tires

49:25

drawings and is it ends in this

49:27

kids is sitting in the classroom in

49:30

the dark. Yeah yeah and what are

49:32

these hills and do. And

49:34

they're covered in a white powder. The Album: Don't.

49:36

Blow other things enough as it is the

49:39

white powder wired line that sorry that I

49:41

That's right that sites. And and the

49:43

murder says to peter, didn't you smell it

49:45

the breath of the kids. They won't

49:47

help us skill gap and puke

49:49

since again and smell anything he

49:51

says stupid. And

49:54

so the kids are liabilities are the

49:56

the Kinder Morgan were essentially over there

49:58

sooner run over there. There and

50:00

do that thing I love like of

50:02

all trenchcoat a physicist assess assess and

50:05

and vs like yeah know. The.

50:07

Kids lying to you. If we go there, we will

50:09

definitely.is. Yeah and then the live there's a

50:11

little girl is like know axes and my

50:14

house and peter just slap. After

50:16

six with door open enough that

50:18

I was at a success. I

50:21

mean I guess is a demon so it's probably okay but

50:23

like. Now uses for

50:25

having a child like this movie

50:28

is so mean. Streets

50:30

the pseudo the little girl ah

50:32

the figure out where the demon

50:34

is, where the ruff mills in

50:36

the floor under the floorboards of

50:38

the schools like stage show This

50:41

a bunch of dead grown ups

50:43

and their yeah and then. Mix.

50:46

In with them exists in

50:48

this hillary of deaths. His

50:50

eyes are Guy Uri on our era

50:53

discovered a lime to keep the smell

50:55

away or I know and I was.

50:57

Peter was driving me insane. When he's ripping up

51:00

the floorboards, tell me why? Because he's putting his

51:02

foot on the floorboard and then pulling the nail

51:04

on the board up and said that the boards

51:06

keep like hitting his foot and was just to

51:09

straddle. It'll come up as you're not standing on

51:11

it. You fucking dumb dumb you knocked up over

51:13

doing that. He is the dumbest of the damn.

51:15

Yeah Yes. Oh My God Damn. Yep Yep Yep

51:17

Yep Yep Yep. Him. So. They're

51:20

going through all the staying. Ah, Murder

51:23

needs to see the neighbors his neck in order

51:25

to like south him with the saying and else

51:27

I can't The Exiles because that's how you kill

51:29

the A. And.

51:32

She's A. she's setting up her Lloyds. Antique.

51:35

Equipment is while he's pulling up the

51:37

floorboards, am trying to get to the

51:39

bodies and little girl. The mouthpiece of

51:41

the kids number of games is a

51:43

T There's a fire. Excellent exercise when

51:45

you're grub that near Emery. Like talking

51:47

Lister, don't. Fucking listen to recede Lie

51:50

eggs. Don't. Leave Me She says

51:52

you don't leave me only them Yeah, Witnesses.

51:55

With us what his bad ice maker paid or ditto

51:57

heads and a big block him and room. Maybe

52:00

woman to death? Yeah and drag her ass out

52:02

of the room they did this summer to the

52:04

most interesting character and the movie. But

52:07

was he So he comes back when years. Her

52:09

scream and that dislike Rickety as door

52:11

is locked. yeah. Glass window. He's

52:13

like an outbreak in this one. It's

52:15

just so. Damn said some pedro.

52:18

Eventually does it gets himself out

52:20

isn't see her dragged away. And

52:23

so. That. A little girls

52:25

of wagging or with a hammer. Secretly

52:28

water good smugglers won't have a face

52:30

with am I mean? Of all the

52:32

brutality and this movie, this should be

52:34

the breeze. You know what I mean. This is low

52:36

tier. Brute over this arrange for to see in

52:38

a woman's head bounce as he gets hit with

52:40

a hammer. Over and

52:43

a whole lotta risk due

52:45

to consider one with. Trista.

52:49

To accommodate. Your parents

52:51

totally love this Know. Seems to their

52:53

mama mama over that's ah much. Yeah.

52:55

fucked up. As it were, have

52:57

dinner with the movies. Even more brutal than over

53:00

Noom. So.

53:03

We. See your your head poking up

53:05

in a admittedly hilarious seem so fucking

53:07

funny. As good as see the name

53:09

of his neck at this point to,

53:12

but instead of doing what it is

53:14

that he needs to deal, Pedro just

53:16

smashes as brains them with like a

53:18

telescope or whatever the thing is. Why

53:20

didn't you just listen? Ah well, I'm

53:23

glad to smash at say I'm a

53:25

dumb dumb heavens whack a mole with

53:27

the Orioles ahead of As and the

53:29

great practical effect of him slamming this

53:31

thing into the guy's head into returns

53:33

in the most disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. And

53:36

the kids are like additionally, watching him

53:38

smasher. They'll have frown said that when

53:40

he's done, they're all smiling. Yeah smiling

53:42

kids And then a demon is born

53:44

and they're like, well see leaders. Were

53:48

don't. Applied. For

53:50

a moment I thought the demon was the kid.

53:52

Who played since he now? Oh but I don't think

53:54

it as an as is now. And they

53:56

the demon like rubs his blood

53:58

fingers and the. Your head of

54:01

Pedro. Yeah. He

54:03

and his blood. The Road Glittery Three.

54:05

Rainy here like I'm. The.

54:07

Vampires and toilets. And

54:11

they walk off toward sell. Like a little do it

54:13

either to so they're they're fifty. Do a real

54:15

at Welp. see you later. But the scene of

54:18

them walking into the sunlight is. The Paper

54:20

Dolls Yes Oh god yeah it is

54:22

really going ahead with of with been

54:24

predicted this has been it has been

54:26

foretold. So

54:29

he heads back to urge to be

54:31

were time is. An

54:33

and Mom and. I. Am

54:35

he comes out these like yeah, And.

54:37

We hug you give mom's not alive anymore

54:40

Iam. But we'll know that

54:42

that's why he's hugger. You'd like to

54:44

be hugging because he says it's those

54:46

exploits and volatiles getting popular breed hug

54:49

moment and repeat Vote Yes! It

54:51

is when I said you'll never was murders. Blood

54:53

off your hands And my friend dealer was

54:55

like all the apocalypse. One.

55:02

Of the other know that Lm near. Sioux.

55:07

He takes shower. He gets the go back to

55:09

the farmhouse the sort of they started off on

55:11

the move him he takes a shower. And.

55:15

The the brother your own brother

55:17

is. In the

55:19

loss of their barn? Still, yes.

55:21

And he explains how he killed. The cleaner

55:24

here and his mom and aid alone

55:26

year new. Now I'm. As

55:31

in the give the apple is creams

55:33

chair. And

55:35

everything since this entire

55:37

sets itself. And his

55:39

dad is just paying him no fucking mind.

55:41

snow. My. Child. Has

55:43

shouts the and it was the scariest

55:46

moment of my entire fucking life. Yeah

55:48

he's is like did. Did.

55:51

Dead. Yes,

55:54

What is he took? An unknown will

55:56

stick the Peterson Singers in Sun's mouth

55:58

and they come out. Extremely bloody. this

56:01

would have been a worrisome moment

56:03

from worrisome moment And then he

56:05

pulls out a big wad of

56:07

share. Oh god this is. They're

56:09

disgusting. As much viscerally disgusting somewhat

56:11

gray hair and hearings and necklaces

56:13

is, it's. The month it's the moms necklace.

56:15

Such the paper dolls Aha

56:17

oh. My last know just as can

56:19

we talk about doesn't like how many badass. When.

56:23

He's staring at shire. And.

56:26

Tires like staring off into the middle distance And that

56:28

as Isis with to the side Roka to look at

56:30

his dad. you're like. Yeah,

56:33

that's good. Like. That. Even

56:35

a D. Macgyver like ah, say ah ah see

56:37

what editor Sir Peter goes outside? It's him and

56:39

I'm an ear at like the two of you

56:41

are the least as a result of living. The.

56:43

Least of everyone seats to the

56:46

drop to nice yard. screams near

56:48

as the credits Rahul. When

56:52

she was. Like

56:55

that sampling of that. Ah, I'm

56:58

no. No, I'll

57:00

never watch it again. With evil Lurks. Know.

57:03

That's my actually that's and moving into

57:05

the Raises know. I think

57:07

it's a Grammy. I think it's a fantastic.

57:09

Movie Yeah, it's so well

57:11

digests. Never, Ever,

57:14

Ever. Again and I

57:16

would recommend. Nobody watches as so

57:19

that never third time. Known

57:21

to watch for third time you'd eve already done aid and

57:23

wanted a fourth. Time we've probably on. A

57:25

little sad that here through. All

57:28

of a happy to see what it does

57:30

now. com works within like odds with the

57:32

goods of joy. Did rid of Arabs than.

57:35

I did see on our read recently that

57:38

someone commented on how I will watch horror

57:40

movies to go to sleep well with her

57:42

father. So you're going to vote no on

57:44

than my. Vote is now. I mean like

57:47

if I guess what I wanna say as if

57:49

you want to, what is you can handle the

57:51

emotions of this movie. Idea. Was it

57:53

because it's it's. yeah, it's so good.

57:55

It's such a good movie but I

57:57

can not handle. The emotions of it. I

58:00

slept horribly. That nice. I felt sick

58:02

when I went to bed licked. Sick.

58:05

To my stomach let me see so sad

58:07

carried. Oh. Yeah.

58:09

I literally couldn't discuss it with you the next day

58:12

because I was like I can't do comedy right now

58:14

Like him, I can't do it. Yeah.

58:17

But. Is it is an expertly done

58:19

film. Sword. Is. That

58:21

terrified is good and this will be

58:24

like he was like now. I'm

58:26

would go full on and see

58:28

what happens and ah I. Would

58:31

give Soviet Nine food is Chrissie one assist

58:33

assist us Some you know is we just

58:36

a it is hit us in different ways

58:38

you never hear and I think mean not

58:40

having a child. It's around the age of

58:42

the children who tipped brutalized them. This will

58:45

probably helps a ton of I. Mean. I

58:47

one of those civilians like a guy.

58:49

another sale dance but I I think

58:52

even if I did not have. A

58:54

child, this movie would not be for me easier.

58:56

You know you're in. You're

58:58

not a slow waller like I am.

59:01

A. Yeah. Well, it's a waffle in

59:03

the set. I

59:06

like to says it all down into the pit of

59:08

my stomach and deal with at later. clear that the

59:10

mores of down the more you can eat I like

59:12

to get in there just noom. mmm mmm rolling around.

59:14

It made me think of a movie that I saw

59:16

years and years ago was or won't give the title

59:19

of because I don't want to spoil it for anybody.

59:21

But there's a scene. Where. A truck is

59:23

backing up in, there's a baby playing in

59:25

the middle road and her like, come on

59:27

now, don't do this and it shows. You

59:29

know it's maximum overdrive As an assistant. Would

59:34

industry way the flood. Heart

59:37

wrenching now and happens and this movie

59:39

like shit that same Korea I'd when

59:41

you see the dogs are free to

59:43

flake. Well. I I've never

59:45

seen that before. So berry you did

59:47

it. Say you've made a great movie

59:49

you've done or sang Congrats Near never

59:52

again the of know I will I

59:54

will help you. Never was this against

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Alec Lake Mungo which I serve us

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all the time. Know top. I

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put me. To I milk as you

1:00:03

love to be sad. If this there's something

1:00:05

and I know it's like of. I've

1:00:07

spent many hours of their be talking

1:00:09

about this. There's something in my brain

1:00:11

that equates. Art. That

1:00:14

evokes sadness. has been great art.

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Sure, I mean arts. It

1:00:18

evokes something. You have an emotion

1:00:21

of some kind? Yes. Oh yes. But.

1:00:23

Like. Yeah. Like I I

1:00:25

I put this movie with like

1:00:27

would Goydos saturday evening as tiles

1:00:30

and that maybe him and I

1:00:32

know the painting they did. I

1:00:34

am I'm that sort of like

1:00:36

to Slate hits to heart. So

1:00:38

dire is so bleak and so

1:00:40

dark sublease. I mean yeah, this

1:00:42

is a movie about a grim, bleak,

1:00:45

godless world. You know it's S. This

1:00:47

is what the libs. Want. A.

1:00:52

Referral to a. Katie.

1:00:55

Alana. Away

1:00:58

know this as a kid. we do something.

1:01:00

or can I can I put you in

1:01:02

a voicemail for the bringer of bringer for

1:01:04

your mood up. A little blurb. again by

1:01:06

sitting around this is t that

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child he now infamous suggest as

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bird with the christopher their heads

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i saw that that he apparently

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she said it at and. Screamed

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and courses so fast as like all of

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that at the start of people. but whatever

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it's nice. I like I eat out into

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the intro at had a stupid policy like

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size. Is

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totally those. And they picked by the

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viruses eighty Seven because that's. How many

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people I think in the city to hear

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anything? Lady was

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editor. Starting. to get one

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and also my girlfriend of food

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and that is also like two

1:01:47

years and she is an incredible

1:01:49

amazing horror movie associate auto like

1:01:52

going way back late ot stuff

1:01:54

like yesterday the watched and spider

1:01:56

labyrinth which if you got how

1:01:59

to see I highly recommend

1:02:01

I thoroughly enjoyed it. This decor is amazing.

1:02:03

Oh my god that wallpaper anyway But

1:02:06

I didn't really watch her until I met her

1:02:08

but it really helped that I had listened to

1:02:10

all of your episodes And so had stuff to

1:02:12

talk about to you like yes, I do know

1:02:14

what film you're talking about even though I haven't

1:02:17

seen it So yeah,

1:02:19

I just wanted to say thank you and you guys

1:02:21

are great and you know, happy birthday to Katie

1:02:24

even though she'll be mad that I said that anyway, okay.

1:02:26

Bye. Oh Thank

1:02:28

you for the happy birthday wishes thank you for Leaving

1:02:31

us a voicemail and I'm so glad that

1:02:34

we've helped you in your relationship When

1:02:37

we set out there was no way we could have

1:02:39

predicted that we would bring people closer together And if

1:02:41

we had I'd have used a pseudonym Hello,

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I'm Think

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I'd make a great Kelly Thank

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you, I really appreciate that It's

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so nice of you if you'd like to leave us a voicemail Simply

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call in to do you remember the

1:03:00

voicemail number? 407 7025

1:03:05

214 407 7025. Hell yeah. I haven't

1:03:07

said that in like months. Why do I know that?

1:03:09

You are very very smart and good

1:03:11

with numbers. I'm good with numbers. I think I

1:03:14

should Worry about memorizing

1:03:16

other things What? a

1:03:21

Pure table. Yeah, a lot of

1:03:23

elements on there. Oh you want to another movie next week

1:03:25

I definitely do and can we do something that's not

1:03:27

so brutal? I mean, come on. What are you suggesting

1:03:29

here? We do these brutal movies cheese suey Everyone

1:03:36

in my house was mad at you on

1:03:38

Wednesday night Mad

1:03:41

at you I bring Joe I bring people

1:03:43

together. Yeah, you all together We're

1:03:45

gonna do probably It's

1:03:49

an Eli Roth, but I don't think it's

1:03:51

gonna be brutal brutal. No, it's not gonna

1:03:53

be this brutal We're gonna do it's the

1:03:55

perfect time of year for this Thanksgiving Thanksgiving.

1:03:57

When did you Thanksgiving? Should We have

1:03:59

a Thanksgiving? The meal refer to as

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if Elites and sweet Potatoes synthesis.

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1:04:05

see how this is. I literally

1:04:07

just itself a less I'll I'll

1:04:10

be. The trailer in Grindhouse was

1:04:12

fun the As movie will be

1:04:14

to maybe the movie will get

1:04:16

him. And. Say minus.

1:04:18

Sign on exceed. Ah, Fucker and

1:04:20

find out next week. I kind of ironic. Seats

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are you can be a pets for own

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if you'd like to repeat around I can't access

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were of ambulances Worries about action movies such

1:04:29

as potentially taken this month will say. With you

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they vote on as if you are patrol. Check

1:04:33

your messages on. there have been sending missiles or

1:04:35

to people not hearing anything back. If you're not

1:04:37

getting messages let me know. I think there might

1:04:39

be something going on with Patriarch. Okay, I think we

1:04:41

have access to email. Addresses there too so we can dissolve

1:04:43

how the book will call them a call the

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how home hopefully other landline for to have a

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call from a see what it was just showed

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other people's runs or. Milk is

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that also depresses the they could do the reverse. Know maybe

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you should never have given any when your address them and.

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him or immoral Pedro sometimes

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of a criticism and you

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make peter de sade or

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suspicious. That.

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That soon as I have nothing left.

1:05:14

Ah hope you'll have a great week. Yeah,

1:05:16

thanks for spending a your Monday with this

1:05:18

new whenever you're listening to. This could be

1:05:21

any day Now it is a young to

1:05:23

be here from now. Happy Thanksgiving there we

1:05:25

see you. Think

1:05:28

so thing to another episode aware of ambulance didn't

1:05:30

have. I've been taken it lately and

1:05:32

I'm enjoying. It. Abide

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by.