0:16

Hey Katie. Hi Alan. How

0:18

are you? Good how are you? Good your voice is

0:21

sounding better. I'm back baby. Buh-bye.

0:23

Buh-bye. People complain, we get

0:25

any notes, people complain. People

0:27

just worried about you I think. Oh great.

0:30

Yeah well worry on. People on the discord

0:32

discussing like your voice and

0:34

they were worried. Just wanted to give you

0:36

like some hot tea. Oh sorry. Well

0:38

that's what beers are for. What? What?

0:40

That's not how you fix a voice. That's

0:43

how you fix everything. Jagermeister. Oh.

0:45

I've thrown up Jagermeister

0:48

enough times that whenever I think about drinking

0:50

it I get the feeling like in the

0:52

bottom of my jaw like oh I'm gonna

0:54

barf. Yeah. It's not good. It's not good

0:56

for you. It doesn't taste good. No. No.

0:58

But it will get you fucked the fuck

1:00

up. Fuck the fuck up. Speaking

1:02

of fuck the fuck up. Yes. What are we doing this week?

1:05

We are doing a film of your choosing.

1:07

Of my choosing. A video game

1:09

adaptation. Did not know that going into this.

1:12

Werewolves Within. Yeah. You had not seen

1:14

it before? No. Okay. Nothing about it

1:16

other than it had Sam Richardson and

1:20

Milana Vintrub of the

1:22

AT&T commercials. And you

1:24

like Sam Richardson quite a bit. Quite a bit. What

1:26

do you like Sam Richardson from? The

1:29

Detroiters. I think you should leave. After

1:32

party. Ted Lasso. Who's

1:35

he in Ted Lasso? He is the. Wait

1:37

is he like the Gawney and billionaire? Yes.

1:39

Okay. All right. Yeah. Yeah.

1:42

Yeah. Yeah.

1:44

I just, whenever he shows up in

1:46

something it makes me happy even though he kind of

1:48

just plays the same character and everything but I'm fine

1:50

with it. That's fine. Yeah. He's kind of befuddled most

1:52

of the time. Yeah. He's like big

1:54

and doofy. Yeah. Yeah. Well meaning. Yeah.

1:57

Yeah. And a handsome gentleman. Handsome

1:59

gentleman. Offwood has Harvey

2:01

Guillen. Guillen? What is

2:04

it? Guillen. Guillen, sorry. Who

2:06

plays Guillermo. You have

2:08

such a hard time with romantic languages.

2:10

Yeah, it's just- Romance languages, not romantic.

2:13

It's Delaware. It both.

2:15

Yeah, it both. Super romantic. It's the

2:17

Delawarean in me. Yeah. Just going home

2:19

all the time with my friend Guillermo.

2:21

Go home. Go home. Go

2:24

home. Go home. Go home. Go

2:27

home. Go home. Go home.

2:30

Did you have a hard time believing that this character would be named

2:32

Finn Wheeler? Yes

2:34

and no. Okay. All

2:36

right. So

2:40

this movie starts off with a Mr. Rogers quote, and

2:42

I know that got you right out of the box.

2:45

You know I love that, Mr. Rogers. Sure. You

2:47

know I didn't know that people outside of Pittsburgh knew who Mr.

2:49

Rogers was until I went to college. Because

2:51

he was just so around. Sure. He

2:54

was in parades. He would become read of the library. He like

2:57

did an episode in a gymnastics facility that

2:59

was down the road from my house. No.

3:02

Like he just was around. Yeah. Yeah.

3:05

No. No he was majorly famous.

3:08

Big shit. Went and spoke before

3:10

Congress. I know. I started that

3:12

documentary on Netflix about Mr. Rogers. Yeah.

3:15

Yeah. I just keep crying so I turn it off.

3:17

Yeah. But also like one of his sons was always wearing a pirate's hat

3:20

which I like a lot. One

3:23

of our own. Everything

3:25

is where love begins listening to

3:27

ourselves then our neighbors. Yeah.

3:30

Ominous sting. Yeah. That's

3:33

funny. I mean I might not like it. I

3:35

also really like this song that starts playing over

3:37

the opening credits about the Phantom. Because

3:39

I also read the icebox night and day. So

3:45

we see this beautiful house at night

3:47

in the woods. Gorgeous. It's so,

3:49

oh man, everything about it. Everything

3:51

about it. I want to build a fire outside of that

3:53

thing and hang out. I want to build a fire

3:55

inside of that thing because it's snowy outside. It's cold. Oh,

3:58

who likes that? I like standing around. in the snow with a

4:00

fire. That kind of guy. What if

4:02

you could sit inside by the fire? Yeah, I'll

4:04

do that too. Yeah, do that first. No, you

4:06

stand outside first. No, that's so wrong. And

4:11

then when everyone else wants to go outside, you say

4:13

it's time for you to go to bed. But

4:16

here's a sad cold old man with

4:18

a wedding ring. Yeah. Flipping it around

4:20

on his finger. Flipping it around. And

4:22

something's moving in the tree line. Yes.

4:25

And then I have to know if

4:27

it says he gets thrashed. He absolutely

4:29

gets thrashed. Yeah. He does.

4:32

And then we get the the title

4:34

card that says 29.5 days later. Very

4:36

funny. I like it. We're

4:39

in Beaverfield. What a terrible

4:42

place. He's driving his PT

4:44

Cruiser too. Yeah. God damn

4:47

it. PT Cruisers, what a

4:49

bad idea. Yeah, it's great. It's a perfect

4:51

car for Finn Wheeler to be driving. Sure

4:53

is. I'm sure he talked about all the

4:55

storage room that he has in it. Yeah.

4:57

And he's listening to this self-empowerment tape, but

5:00

it's just teaching him to say balls. Yes.

5:02

And scream. Yeah. I

5:04

think this reoccurring theme that he

5:06

needs to man up. Yeah. He's

5:09

too nice. Yeah. So saying balls

5:11

and screaming. It's so weird. Yeah.

5:13

He's never listening to a tape that's like, here's

5:15

how to be a man, but it's being narrated

5:17

by a British woman. Yeah. Where

5:19

did you get this? Knock

5:22

off shit. Funny. Yeah. I'll tell

5:24

you what, Alan. Yeah. I scream in

5:26

my car a lot. Really? I do

5:28

a lot of screaming in the car.

5:31

Okay. Feels so good to scream

5:33

in the car. Get that release. Just get that

5:35

release. Yeah. Sometimes I just throw it and park

5:37

in the Liberty Tunnel and just scream. Just,

5:41

I mean, I'm sitting in there already. Oh, okay. All

5:43

right. You're not just like, not just in the middle.

5:46

Screeching. So

5:52

good. Just like a

5:54

Lincoln Park video. But

5:57

your screen would knock all the other traffic off the road.

6:00

Oh my God. What if I was that ng see. Some

6:03

doesn't Matter was a do miss

6:05

said about singing and hardcore bands

6:08

does. Having their release of being

6:10

works. Well. For said her

6:12

Corbyn. No more to fifty year

6:14

old man starting off or specific well enough

6:16

a see an episode though it is recorded.

6:19

We came up with our next project after.

6:21

ah. I'll. Give you something to

6:23

cry about from colored rocks. his political

6:25

rock parties. And then when that inevitably.

6:27

Fall Apart which Oprah about. I'll be very

6:30

short little rock party that's. For. An

6:32

outbreak. Was it a drink? Way

6:34

too much? Who were to rock forty? Now

6:36

if have to slow down right now. we're

6:38

during this country and western hardcore band. Our

6:40

country and western hard for I don't know

6:42

how to play country and western hardcore immutable.

6:44

Forget that I thank God for peace would

6:47

or which hosts. Oh no.

6:49

rather play drums. Are all these processes always?

6:51

Efforts are america. Has

6:54

been Jovi see I'm Sylvia

6:56

Lot it is it on

6:58

assessed as a Citizen Scientists

7:00

without your footage. Smart city

7:03

or not, you're so fucking

7:05

smart. Assists seem so they.

7:09

The school we began banjo

7:11

these. And

7:14

similar it's so easy shown around his

7:16

new town where he is the new

7:18

park ranger and tell. By

7:21

the beautiful postal

7:23

worker. Yes, Sicily,

7:25

Sicily. Cecile.

7:27

He really isn't C or. C

7:31

is living in the in

7:34

where he's going to be

7:36

saying. Yeah, which is run by Janine?

7:38

Yeah. Who is lovely? And

7:40

she's very helpful and nice to everybody who

7:42

the and hims but he keeps you see

7:44

are you going to sit in your everybody's

7:47

so weird. Assist

7:49

Assist Assist so we see like

7:51

ah gear Moon his partner are

7:54

doing like stretches in a be

7:56

wins Who who wouldn't some store.

7:58

And I really like his. Partner

8:00

to his. Arm has like a

8:02

run on Thirty Rock and has been in a bunch

8:04

of other things that I read in and I just

8:07

really like him. Elizabeth Clear actors so. Is.

8:09

This. Movie Doubly so. Like I know that

8:11

person from. Yelling Mchale A Watkins shows up

8:14

and you're like oh my god you're a

8:16

bit part and everything orbs Subplot: Is she

8:18

so fucking funny? Such. Abuses Early seasons

8:20

is trash though. Dark haired woman craft

8:23

store my god I'll offer the the

8:25

Trump Really busy. I love her and

8:27

everything I see them. His really voters?

8:31

A would cease years of she's introduced

8:33

as Stephen King's very own trip sitter

8:36

as a set of a that is

8:38

very fucking funny Truce has a dog

8:40

Hrt was like that for that dog

8:42

is a chatty to I am for

8:45

like for a blood trump he person's

8:47

name your dog after scott fail is

8:49

very fluffy. I didn't even

8:51

think that it was Scott day. And

8:54

her husband. There's like something proceeding their

8:56

yard signs that are pro the place.

8:58

On a rail there's a pipeline together and

9:00

the as they say one point and majority

9:02

of the town has to vote for them.

9:04

They later say it has to be unanimous

9:06

and they don't know which is true and

9:08

I don't think it matters but they are

9:10

the oil guys and towns here and you

9:12

know him from a lotta stuff. s. Would.

9:15

Cease he's in the has been such

9:17

as some of the Keys Catholic graffiti

9:19

in our size two years and he

9:21

saw see got Caesar's. Anti far

9:23

as anti side egos.

9:26

Brooklyn hipsters Specific A

9:28

see. Also salutes Ah San with

9:30

his left hand and since his

9:32

own nevertheless answer like that's right.

9:37

Misuses water for quick. Sketch

9:40

Larry As I Love As. Oh

9:45

man. So. He's gotta

9:47

go be dislike the town

9:50

recluse Mr. Flint Emerson. So

9:52

Emerson Swim. Not

9:55

a neighborly follow Know he's dressed like

9:57

a trapper from the team y. Is

9:59

a live. The white race is he

10:01

making his own clothing? City's getting

10:03

packages which indicates that he can

10:05

like order a shirt from amazon.

10:08

Occur in race but or he's

10:10

a gunpoint guy. Until though seen

10:12

that he's gonna leave. Get off

10:14

his property and oldest us all.

10:16

The snow is making me so

10:18

upset. Snow a

10:20

set of it as.

10:23

Not a loan of places and now. He works just

10:25

snow two days ago who have a

10:28

that was like mouth and below zero

10:30

him. He

10:32

was officers oceanfront sorry climate science. Usual

10:36

one a movie with yoshi to go

10:38

to you well as com ng so

10:40

it's inevitable with this image are still

10:43

life and and cells. Sad fact that

10:45

a sample of my his children southern

10:47

zones are so her some salt so

10:49

ones will have inherited my house race.

10:52

Less it's gonna be on

10:54

the fees. ssssss. So. He

10:58

meets back up with. Sicily.

11:01

Sat Us allies Sassoli

11:03

I'm and. See.

11:06

Takes him to the act throwing place.

11:08

be a back that accepts it versus

11:11

ritual. Decided to me Beulah. Okay

11:14

ssssss ensues have like super baggy

11:17

clothes on and like gooseberry to

11:19

get some beers and comes out

11:21

and like a tank sell tickets

11:23

to the way Ephesus like Obadiah

11:26

he nine and so have I

11:28

saw she's got boobs notices it's

11:30

like imbue see as Ford's Air.

11:34

And she's dancing badly, which is always harming

11:36

one. An attractive person does a. It's just

11:39

like smiling with icons. And

11:41

yes, And the she's like. At

11:44

some point he found her to have

11:46

was walled in in her back pocket

11:49

of luck, specific red flag and my

11:51

opinion for the when when the reveal

11:53

happens as he's like. Dude

11:55

was impressive to. see

11:59

like They're like getting closer

12:01

and more intimate. He's been

12:03

talking about his he she has convinced

12:05

him that his ex-girlfriend has broken up

12:07

with him Yeah, they're not just working

12:10

on their relationship. Yeah Yeah, and

12:12

then she's like can I kiss you and then the ex-girlfriend

12:14

calls right as they're about to kiss She

12:17

gets so mad. She storms out storms out

12:19

of there. Oh My

12:21

god, Savage Garden starts playing Wow

12:27

There's big snowstorm that comes in and knocks all the

12:29

power out. Yeah But it

12:31

wasn't the snowstorm that knocked all the power. It sure wasn't

12:34

no We see Michaela

12:36

Watkins going to let her dog out and she tells him to

12:38

go poo poo potty and then lights a cigarette She

12:41

puts the dog on a lead and then

12:43

sticks itself in the dog door and smokes

12:45

inside. I like that She

12:50

does not look out the window even though the dog

12:53

is like ahhhh Chachi

12:56

gets it. Yeah. Chachi gets it

12:58

and she screams. Yeah. Yeah, then

13:01

someone says storm fucked and I really appreciated that

13:03

as a term Yes,

13:06

this is this is Gwen. I

13:08

think. Oh, is that the mechanic? The mechanic.

13:10

She's also so fucking funny She

13:14

has this boyfriend Marcus who

13:16

is just so well cast Feel

13:19

like I know that guy 100%

13:22

I feel like I've been around people

13:24

who have bought shitty weed off that dude. Yes. I've

13:26

definitely bought shitty weed off that dude I

13:30

had to make the caveat because I've never bought weed

13:33

myself. I know you just always smoke everyone else's. Fuck

13:35

yeah, no I don't I've never smoked anyone else's. They

13:37

smoke my weed, remember? You

13:39

want to smoke weed? I got something downstairs. I

13:41

hotboxed my car before I came in. Like

13:44

I do every week So

13:51

we see that there's avalanches that are blocking

13:54

the road that the aforementioned storm fucked

13:56

yeah roads So

13:59

Finn goes out and sees that all

14:01

the generators have been slashed to like

14:04

broken and open. Right and

14:06

everyone else, everyone in the town has

14:08

now gathered at the inn. Yes.

14:12

Which I was thinking this is like that game werewolf where you

14:14

have to like sit around the room with people and you close

14:16

your eyes and I can't do it because I can't trust people.

14:19

I'd only be in a room with people and have my eyes closed, it freaks me

14:21

out. Close your eyes right now. Yeah

14:24

it's you. Okay so we can play werewolf. Just

14:26

you and I. Oh okay. More people. What about

14:28

Missy, can she come? Yeah I don't know, it just

14:30

weirds me out, it makes me uncomfortable. It's just because every

14:32

time you close your eyes I put my thumb

14:35

on my nose and like wiggle my

14:37

fingers like. I don't, I mean I

14:39

think I just have trust issues. It

14:42

would appear so. So

14:45

everyone's at the inn. Yeah. And we're

14:48

told that everyone heard Trisha's screams. Yeah.

14:51

And I think his name

14:53

is Darren? Derek? Devin? Her husband? No,

14:55

the guy from 30 Rock,

14:59

Guillermo's husband. Oh yeah I don't know. Devin.

15:01

Devin I think. He says something like your

15:03

dog only barked at Jews. Which

15:07

really got me. Yeah. And

15:10

then we meet Dr. Ellis who is the

15:13

environmentalist who's staying at the

15:15

hotel to try to like stop

15:19

the pipeline. She's so squirrely, I don't

15:21

know why she's so squirrely. I do

15:23

not understand her character. Not at all.

15:26

And Janine the proprietor of the inn

15:28

seems like very, like oh we have

15:30

a famous environmentalist here. Like is it

15:32

Greta Thunberg? What's going on here? We've

15:35

also learned that Janine's

15:37

husband went to Belize with his

15:39

lover to leave her behind. And

15:42

Trisha's husband gropes everybody. Oh

15:45

yeah. He's also, he's in Severance and he's

15:47

very funny in that. That's

15:50

where I knew him from. He's

15:52

the author who's like married to Adam

15:54

Scott's sister. Yes. Yeah he's very funny.

15:57

He's really funny. Yeah. I like him.

16:00

Can't believe the same character. Yeah, but

16:02

yeah, there's a lot of um type casting

16:04

and it's fine but it's also like yeah,

16:06

like he tries to go in for a hug multiple

16:08

times with Milana

16:11

vine trouble. She's like duck

16:13

in and shuck it away from me. Yeah So

16:17

as fin is looking at the generator

16:20

Yeah, you see something on the ground like a little

16:22

cuff of a cuff of a jacket and he pulls

16:24

on it Yeah, and he pulls on it and then

16:26

a hand comes in an arm Did

16:29

not get to believe after all And

16:34

there's this great reveal we don't actually see the body

16:36

but they show the body to the group And

16:39

like they're just screaming and crying and

16:41

it's very funny Actions are

16:43

very good. It is funny. Oh man.

16:45

When says to dr. Ellis who's taking samples

16:47

off the body. She's like, um lady

16:49

doctor And

16:53

then she also a lot of this movie

16:55

is just everybody talking at once But

16:57

like they're all super fucking funny. Like yeah at one

16:59

point you just hear Gwen say we're trying to have a

17:02

baby Almost

17:04

felt like improv on some I think a lot

17:06

of it is improv. No a lot of these

17:08

people are improv actors. Yeah for sure. Yeah It's

17:14

very silly and then like

17:17

they go to see Uh Milana

17:21

and Sam Richardson go to see Flint

17:24

again because they want him to hunt the

17:26

monster or whatever right? He's basically been nominated

17:28

by the town, right? Yeah, and

17:31

like she when she's yelling at fin to

17:33

like Tells him

17:35

to man up and yell things like respect

17:38

me Like

17:40

I don't know. I don't really talk to men And then like walk

17:42

away from us like this is ridiculous It

17:45

is ridiculous and

17:47

he tells Flint to be a good neighbor

17:49

like mr. Rogers and the

17:53

Cecily says hey, I love him and he just

17:55

goes who's that? What are you doing

17:57

up there? He's

18:00

never had a TV. Well

18:02

how'd he learn to make his own clothes then? You

18:05

forgot how to make your own clothes. I

18:08

learned from TV. You're watching PBS

18:10

to learn to make your own beaver

18:12

belt clothing? Well he had PBS and

18:14

he would have Mr. Rogers then wouldn't he?

18:17

Exactly. That's what I'm saying. But

18:19

they have to explain Mr. Rogers to him

18:21

which is very funny. Very sweet. And

18:24

we see that he has Chachi's collar

18:27

on his mantelpiece. He sure does.

18:30

And I was just like oh I have no idea

18:32

who the killer could be at this point. I'm so,

18:34

I couldn't imagine who the killer might be. Did you

18:36

know who the killer was at this point? Yeah.

18:40

Of course. Yeah. I also caught the Aldi,

18:42

this is too good to be true. Yeah.

18:47

When they come back to the hotel and

18:50

they're explaining that Chachi's collar was there

18:53

and the guy from Severance is like walking away

18:55

and he bounces off the wall and

18:57

hits a bunch of bells and goes hmm Chachi got

18:59

his wings. That's

19:02

what I'm talking about. I

19:04

was like there's no way that was written

19:06

and that's fucking hilarious. There's also like Chachi

19:09

got his wings. Mikiella

19:12

Watkins is shouting that bastard

19:15

man. And then like at

19:18

the same time Janine is asking if anyone wants

19:20

a sandwich. She just goes me I want one.

19:23

She's just killing this. Chachi

19:26

got his wings. Chachi

19:28

got his wings. Dr. Ellis tells everyone that Dave

19:31

is probably eaten alive. Gwen goes that

19:33

is fucking rad. Oh

19:36

my god. So

19:39

they're all going to stay over and like

19:42

they're like okay well do we have any weapons?

19:44

Do we have any guns? And everyone in the

19:46

room but him has a gun. And

19:49

the gay couple I think. Oh okay.

19:51

They don't have guns. Mikiella Watkins has a

19:53

purse gun. Just a little purse gun. Just

19:56

a little purse gun. So

20:02

what happens in the. Nice. Get this part. Feels like

20:04

a bit of an Rpg set up. like a

20:06

cook the Zulu to set up and I'm here

20:09

for it. Like a who done it In and

20:11

in in a snowstorm. Yeah, I love

20:13

it. I'm very good. The the

20:15

environmentalist has battery backup to run

20:17

all of her scientific things. Yes,

20:20

very funny. She's. Doing tests

20:22

on the hair and getting.

20:25

A. Flashing things as like test pending.

20:29

If it, it's like exclusives and she's like

20:31

oh My. God. Will.

20:33

Not enter door One points he's like I

20:36

need more time. To

20:38

work. With. My

20:41

are you like that? Say

20:45

way, they're all sitting in the N Yeah and

20:47

that night. Something.

20:49

Is coming from a Kayla Watkins and are creepy else and.

20:53

Pete as i would love his name

20:55

he okay so peak it's attacks way

20:57

something in the hallway yes as hand

20:59

gets all fucked news and get a

21:01

bit nausea and then he went suits

21:03

and since really got into switch foster

21:05

a single have sought as the whole

21:07

thing. I

21:09

love when he shoots of that

21:11

says she's as often as he

21:14

sign that our a A doctoral

21:16

says like. Yeah. It's one

21:18

of you as you want to do than

21:20

her shit. Yeah here. So. I'm

21:22

the lock the doors and and I'm not going to

21:25

interact with any of you. In

21:27

So Paulo he hasn't done to for some

21:29

racist us that We also. And

21:32

so Parker the Pipeline guys like oh,

21:34

there's a connecting door I'm going to

21:37

sneak in. right? This? I mean

21:39

it's right there. Is. So.

21:41

He sneaks in. We hear or received

21:43

through the gun holes or the gun

21:45

some holes in the door. we see

21:47

flashes from inside as you saw us

21:49

as a shot to shot Again two

21:51

shots and he comes out and she's

21:53

she's dead. she killed herself. Come with

21:56

two shots. and

21:58

to discuss for those fall along at home.

22:00

He's the pipeline man. She was going to

22:02

shut down. It's the pipeline. Now she is

22:04

dead. Now she is dead. Two shots. There

22:07

is a werewolf wallpaper, which

22:09

I like a lot. Uh-huh.

22:11

Uh-huh. People start talking about the Wendigo.

22:13

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Gwen says

22:16

something like when I

22:18

was a kid, they're all talking about

22:20

folklore. Folklore. Yeah. Wow, that's hard for

22:22

me to say. Folklore. Everyone

22:25

shut your stupid whore mouths and listen to this. Oil

22:28

guy knows some folklore. Guillermo,

22:31

whose name is actually something

22:33

else in this. Guillermo? Yes,

22:36

Guillermo. Talks about how the seventh born child

22:39

back in Argentina would be killed because they

22:41

would be a werewolf. Why

22:44

is it always funny to overpronounce Spanish words

22:46

when you're not speaking with any other Spanish

22:48

accents? It's just that thing of like when

22:50

we were growing up and there was a lot of

22:52

unrest in Central America. Yeah. And

22:54

you were like, what? His

22:57

name is, uh, oh,

22:59

I can never say this one. J O A Q

23:01

I. Joaquim?

23:04

Joaquim Wolfson. Okay. It's

23:07

funny. When,

23:10

but Gwen says when I was a kid, my

23:12

daddy used to kick my ass and

23:15

they all go, okay. And

23:17

then she's like, and then tell me about the Wendigo. Oh

23:22

my God. It's so stupid. What

23:25

if you ate my husband's hand and

23:27

for what? To save some shit monks.

23:34

Oh my God. So

23:36

they lock all the guns up and then

23:38

throw the key out the window. No,

23:41

no. And then they

23:43

start accusing each other. Accusations are

23:45

flying all around. Right. I'm not

23:47

a creep. I'm a werewolf. You're a werewolf.

23:49

You're a werewolf. Her dang

23:51

husband's body was under her dang house.

23:54

Yeah. A lot of stuff like that. And then

23:57

they're all getting mad about being accused. So

23:59

everybody leaves without. they're going. Right. And Janine

24:01

also says in a very sad voice, Dave

24:03

said he left me because I let myself

24:05

go. Which is brutal.

24:07

And then I think

24:12

Cecily is like, oh you're

24:15

beautiful. Yeah.

24:18

She's got a very supportive relationship with

24:20

Janine. She's helping her kind of run the

24:22

inn and stuff. Yeah. I do

24:25

like when they're all leaving though and Marcus yells, I hope

24:27

y'all dildos get eaten by a wolf. Funny

24:31

to call somebody a dildo.

24:33

Yeah. And all

24:35

of this comes after Finn gives this like heartfelt

24:37

speech about community and being there,

24:39

you know, community is made up of people

24:42

and of, you know, looking out for your neighbors and doing Mr.

24:44

Rogers shit. And then they're all like, fuck you, I'm

24:46

out. Which

24:48

I appreciate quite a bit. Your

24:51

team, fuck you, I'm out. I think that's

24:53

very funny. Yeah. Yeah. Funny. For sure. Oh

24:55

yeah. Even if I agree with the community statements, I'm still

24:57

going to say fuck you and leave. I don't know. Some

25:00

of my neighbors I'd let eat, get eaten by a wolf.

25:02

Oh, those dildos. Whoever it is that

25:04

just lets their dog shit in all of the

25:06

tree, uh, dirt areas. You gotta

25:08

pick it up, y'all. Fucking pick it up. It's a

25:11

big dog too, because those are big shits. Sure

25:13

it's not just your neighbor. I'm sure. My

25:15

street is too heavily traveled to just shit

25:17

on the street. I wouldn't know. For a

25:19

sly duker. Yeah. There's no sly dukers on

25:21

there. No. Not

25:23

like that, uh, school principal that was shitting on

25:25

the football field. What? Years

25:28

ago there was like some school principal that got busted

25:30

because he kept sneaking into the school

25:32

grounds and shitting in the middle of the football field.

25:36

I don't feel you should be arrested for that. I

25:39

feel you should be

25:42

lauded. Let's hear it for this guy.

25:44

And I'm

25:48

proud to be an American

25:50

and a shit where I

25:52

want. Yeah. And I'll stand

25:54

up and then crouch

25:57

back down and take a dump.

26:00

Taco Bell. Oh,

26:03

Taco Bell. How you been Taco Bell? You

26:05

want to go to Taco Bell's?

26:07

No. I'm gonna go to bed after this.

26:09

Alright, fine. A

26:13

lot of good vegetarian options. Yeah

26:15

man, those spicy potato tacos

26:17

are so fucking good. Bean burrito

26:19

all the way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

26:21

Love diarrhea. It's

26:24

never affected me in that way. Really? Yeah,

26:26

Taco Bell, I guess. It's like a cleanse

26:29

for me. Wow. You know, like some people

26:31

drink like lemon juice and cayenne

26:34

pepper or something or whatever the fuck it is they're doing.

26:36

No, I'm gonna eat a bean burrito and then I'm gonna

26:38

go home for a little bit. Just a single bean burrito

26:40

or white quill. I typically, my typical order is

26:42

a bean burrito and a supreme chalupa with beans

26:44

instead of beef. And I think it's the fried

26:47

bit of the chalupa, like the shell. I think

26:49

it just runs right through me. Those

26:51

spicy potato babies are so good. Yeah.

26:53

So tasty. I'll get that next time.

26:57

Not today though, because you won't go to Taco Bell with me. Sponsored

27:00

by Taco Bell. Taco Bell, throw us

27:02

some money. Let me throw some tacos.

27:07

At least give us a subscription to real simple magazine.

27:10

Oh, I guess you covered there. Oh

27:14

man. So now

27:16

this is where the movie really starts to ramp

27:18

up. Mm-hmm. Because, uh,

27:21

uh, Vintrub finds a

27:23

story about a mauling death near where

27:25

Finn came from. Groupp Pond. Groupp Pond.

27:27

Which is a funny name for a

27:29

pond. A very funny name for a

27:31

pond. Um, and

27:35

so now we're supposed to suspect that he's

27:37

the killer. Which is interesting

27:39

because, um, spoilers, it ends up

27:41

being the AT&T lady. Yeah. Cecily.

27:43

Yeah. And she, but we

27:45

see her read this and then look

27:48

suspiciously at him for no one's benefit.

27:50

But her own. But her own or ours.

27:52

She's played her own little game. She sure

27:54

is. They go into

27:56

Parker's room and they see that though his window is

27:59

open. Like, oh yeah. He just left that open. Yeah.

28:02

It's fucking blizzarding. They find in

28:04

his drawer a knife that smells

28:06

like diesel. Yeah, because that's what they

28:08

use to slash all of the... No,

28:11

that wouldn't have slashed open a generator. I didn't

28:13

think so. No. No. I've

28:16

watched a lot of Forged in Fire and you'd have to do a lot to

28:18

get that. What is Forged in Fire? Forged

28:21

in Fire is a reality competition

28:23

show where people make knives. What?

28:26

Where can I watch this? Netflix. Okay.

28:29

It's a fun show to play. Is

28:36

that a White Power tattoo? Oh, I bet.

28:38

Yeah. A lot of Thor's hammers hanging

28:40

around people's necks. And then there

28:42

was one guy who definitely had a White's purpose tattoo.

28:44

What was it? He

28:46

had the White Power symbol. Oh, great. I think

28:48

in a Celtic knot. Yeah. And

28:51

then some of it are like cranny-looking

28:53

fucking tattoos. There

28:56

was a target the other day and there was

28:58

a fucking skinhead with fucking crossed hammers on the

29:00

back of his head. And

29:02

I'm on steroids, so my anger is already up.

29:04

And I'm like, am I going to fight a

29:06

dude in Target right now? What'd you do?

29:09

I was like, well, I watched

29:11

him say he would literally

29:13

murder one of his children, one of his

29:16

daughters. Why? Jesus

29:18

fuck. Yeah. And I was like, I'm

29:20

going to... Call CPS? Well,

29:25

his wife was there. Also, there's a ton of

29:27

toothbrushes there. It's hard to pick from. Yeah, I

29:29

know. I know. Okay, go

29:31

on. Also, sorry about your skinhead, Dad,

29:33

dude. Yeah, you don't deserve

29:35

this. Yeah. Yeah. And

29:38

the crossed hammers is like a White Power thing.

29:40

So like, yeah, the hammer's... It's intentional, yeah. She's

29:43

like, man, this sucks. Did you say anything,

29:45

Jim? No, I didn't. What are you going to say

29:47

to that guy? Really? He also had a

29:49

teardrop under his eye and I was like, I don't want

29:51

to be another teardrop. No, he doesn't need to. And we

29:54

have to do this show. So... I

29:57

definitely have those. And I was joking about it afterwards. I

29:59

had that like... I'm gonna fight

30:01

that dude. You're gonna beat the living shit

30:03

out of me. I can't fight to save a fucking. You

30:06

know what though, in that Target, I think a lot of

30:08

people would pull a skinhead off you. I don't know, I

30:11

was out in Hormar. Oh, you

30:14

were in Hormar. Okay, so that's a

30:16

whole different story. I'm like a joke.

30:19

What the fuck are you doing out in Hormar? If

30:21

you don't go to a Target in the city, she has to go

30:23

outside and see it. Why? I don't know.

30:26

That's so dumb. You

30:28

have to live a quarter mile from a Target. I

30:30

was gonna say, I could spit on the Target from

30:32

here. I can see it from where I'm sitting out

30:35

this attic window. What?

30:38

So she makes you go to Hormar. Yeah, we go

30:40

to Hormar, and we swing by Burger King and an

30:42

Impossible Whopper. That's so far away. It's like

30:44

a Friday night. Hormar. This

30:49

is what 50s like, baby. Oh my God.

30:54

You'd see Nazis at your local, or not even

30:56

your local, sorry. Yeah, I've never seen a Nazi

30:58

at my local one, because I go to the

31:00

one in the city here that I'm looking at.

31:03

Jesus. I

31:05

grew up not far from Hormar. Yeah.

31:08

Yeah. Yeah. It

31:10

was Hormarville back then. Oh. Yeah.

31:13

Who wasn't Hormar a superstar? No. Hooked

31:15

up at the Cesarena once. Shit.

31:21

So... Now

31:24

they're suspecting that Parker is the killer because they found the

31:26

diesel knife. And the map

31:28

of the marked attack areas. Yeah. Yeah.

31:32

And so how do we get to Trish

31:34

killing Devin? So it just cuts

31:36

to Guillermo and Devin

31:39

walking through the woods, and

31:41

they get separated. I can't quite remember how. There's

31:44

like a bright light that shines on them and then turns

31:46

off and it like disorients them, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

31:48

And then we see a bright light

31:50

shining in Devin's face and he's like, oh, it's

31:52

you. And then pow.

31:55

And then, yeah, he's like, Trish, what

31:57

the fuck? And she's like, I want

31:59

my... craft store and

32:01

stabs him. I

32:04

love her. Stabs

32:06

him right in the neck. Oh,

32:08

she stabs him in the neck with the

32:11

maple tree like spigot. Yes,

32:14

right, right. Yeah, she's so good. So

32:17

it's just, I mean, there's this big conflict in

32:19

the town of the rich people being like, no,

32:22

we don't need this pipeline and the poor

32:24

people being like, we need fucking money. Yeah, yeah.

32:28

When's trying to have a baby here? With

32:31

that fucking turd. I

32:37

love it. So

32:40

they go to, well, we

32:42

see that Parker has like this like

32:45

high end crossbow with a light in

32:47

the back of his car. Yeah. Night

32:50

vision goggles. Yeah. Upscale

32:52

hunting gear. Yeah, he's on

32:55

werewolves. Yeah. And Finn's

32:57

like, he thinks he's hunting werewolves and he

32:59

sabotaged all the generators. Why would

33:01

you like do it four times on each one?

33:03

It doesn't make any sense. It's

33:06

not very bright. No, he's not. Very nice.

33:08

Nice guy. So

33:11

they go to Trisha's

33:13

house now. Yeah. And they're

33:15

trying to figure out what the fuck's going on

33:17

with her. I don't know why they go

33:20

to Trisha's house. I don't quite remember, they

33:22

find Marcus in the

33:25

living room with a Freddy Krueger glove

33:27

that he's made out of duct tape

33:29

and knives. Because he's

33:31

a werewolf. He's

33:34

an idiot. He's an idiot. And

33:36

he's basically just like doing this

33:39

monologue about like how

33:41

he's going to fuck them all up and kill them all and

33:43

he doesn't care. And you're like, what? He

33:47

gets run over by Gwen who's calling

33:49

for him like Marcus, get out here.

33:52

And then Trisha shoots her. Just shoots her

33:54

with the pocket gun. Yeah. Pocket, or

33:56

first gun. First gun. They run into

33:58

the house and It's

34:01

Guillermo and Cecily and Finn.

34:03

And then Trish is already in the house and

34:06

Guillermo goes, what is she, Michael Myers? I

34:09

like that quite a bit too. So

34:12

then there's Guillermo pointing a gun

34:14

at Cecily? Cecily? Well,

34:17

no, first they kill, he kills Trish. He kills Trish,

34:19

right? He hits her with a fire poker and Finn's

34:22

like, she's okay. She's fine. She's

34:24

obviously not fine. And she's super not

34:26

fine when she falls forward and lands

34:28

in the wood burning sand. Even better,

34:30

a fire place you could conceivably land

34:33

in. A wood burning stove is hard

34:35

to, I feel like it'd be hard to get your whole head in

34:37

there. I realize

34:39

now that I was just watching this movie and

34:41

stopped taking notes. Yeah, it's

34:43

all, all the characters

34:45

are very charming. Yeah. And

34:48

like the story is so stupid. So

34:50

stupid. Yeah. You're just

34:52

basically there for the jokes. Right. We're just

34:54

here for the yuck yucks. We're here for the yuck

34:56

yucks. Guillermo was pointing a gun at her at Cecily

34:58

because he found

35:01

out that she's the seventh born. Right.

35:04

So what he learned in Argentina. Argentina.

35:06

Has made

35:08

him think that she's going to be the werewolf. Right.

35:12

Yeah. And then he gets shot with a crossbow. Right.

35:15

By Parker. Yeah. They're

35:17

just all shooting each other. Yeah. And so

35:19

just they eat each other alive. Yeah. Until

35:22

Guillermo shoots the pipeline and blows

35:24

Parker up. Yes, he does. Yeah.

35:28

The only monster here is the oil and gas

35:30

industry. Parker has

35:32

jumped on Finn at some point and he

35:34

had like a wrist knife

35:36

that shot out. I thought he

35:38

had claws too. And I was like, did Marcus

35:40

make you a Freddy Krueger glove too? No.

35:43

It was a wrist thing. It was like a spring

35:46

loaded knife in his wrist. Oh, that's terrible. That he

35:48

shot out and stabbed Finn in the tum tum. That's

35:50

terrible. Just terrible. So

35:53

she successfully has to get him back

35:55

to back that axe up, Which

35:57

is what the place should be called. I Don't know what it's

35:59

actually called. It doesn't matter and give

36:01

him all patched up right? because

36:03

she cares so much about. right?

36:06

There have been having a will they want that

36:09

you in up Ah we're wolf whistling which I

36:11

then remembered we heard at the beginning. Oh.

36:14

For do this so sure who is

36:16

doing that and I. Guess

36:19

to the wolf sees. A

36:21

lot of I simply they just said

36:23

wolf whistle out. Loud. And

36:26

didn't. Catch. That.

36:29

Feels wrong with Mais truly what

36:31

is wrong? Set

36:34

up. So

36:36

much some groups out as

36:38

little as thirty two blocks

36:41

the status as a thoughtless

36:43

elevators and also get for

36:45

access. A

36:47

fully appreciate. A A

36:49

A A Sandwich Proof of Books.

36:52

Success with it as

36:55

are Secure Secure. And to

36:57

take up the slippers that I keep a. Balance. How to

36:59

shown that? And he said the

37:01

silver crocs towards both disapprove. Have

37:04

any day of summer! A joy

37:06

to keep moving on with Jim it's

37:09

second service on for it on me

37:11

like shit. Ah school. The

37:14

others when this whole running gag about

37:16

him loving snowshoes and how effective they

37:18

are for walking in the snow. Love

37:20

to snowshoe thou! Shall never cross

37:22

country skiing as well even though I think I would

37:24

be. Cold. And miserable after five minutes? Seems

37:27

like. Just having done the elliptical

37:29

he added he's a good rock your

37:31

world the for conflicts, the toughest. Yeah.

37:34

Deeper watch cross country skiing the Olympics am. I like

37:36

to watch it because when they get to the finish.

37:38

Line out all over ever. I just

37:40

literally fall down. vote there's the one

37:43

that league. Is. The Pentathlon really

37:45

Cross country skis, shoot a gun. You ride

37:47

a horse you like fly from requires Yeah,

37:49

you gotta Yes, I gotta take flight for

37:51

showing him. By off

37:53

on which is just skiing and shooting

37:56

Just skiing. And shoot Asia? Yeah,

37:58

that's funny. so weird. It's. That

38:00

I'm like. This. Is was

38:02

like a hyper specific. We had

38:04

wars in Northern Europe, Asia is

38:06

like Norway inventiveness and everyone else

38:08

has to access to a synthesis.

38:10

It's just that of the sport.

38:13

Nice. Can we have thought her

38:15

baby later? Anyway, we've got this

38:17

is not one their South Pacific

38:19

assists. So.

38:23

She reveals that sees the werewolf to him.

38:26

Where he finds the I years the whistling

38:28

and he goes back into her like secret

38:30

or ill yeah her were all for a

38:32

here where he signs the fuel injector that

38:34

see it was supposed to deliver to gland

38:36

that must have been hiding his it would

38:38

have allowed Gwen to drive off the mountain.

38:40

Or when a backlit near yeah, Says

38:43

the Us Postal Service bad and their i

38:45

think it's days. He was.

38:47

His mail and for. A year and has

38:49

c killed him and his where he says

38:52

closes waited been so bad it sees see

38:54

a real male peers and as you pass

38:56

a civil service exam believe so I just

38:58

wondered Fucking stolen Valor song valor. That's.

39:01

Apparently a challenging exams pass.

39:03

Oh I'm sure hit the I see search

39:05

laying out lights of course on the fourth

39:07

and were will be super dome dome. She

39:09

does like a crack. He tells what

39:11

I like to laws yeah he's a

39:14

your the werewolf. And suslick

39:16

year. With

39:18

a beautiful woman who reads Walden

39:21

and he a. Which. Is as where

39:23

will the real women who read Walden? While

39:25

drinking com Buddha? That's a fantasy.

39:28

Says we go to the blueprint of

39:30

the manic pixie dream girl. sore the

39:32

thought is but she says she goes

39:35

through like. Why? She hated

39:37

the people in this town as he talks

39:39

about like Pete Tricia Thousand Six he's one

39:41

of those guys who puts his hand and a

39:43

small of your breath and as. There are so

39:45

many men that do that and I hate it. Why

39:48

guys? Cel was. In

39:50

my industry. Oh, I'm sure

39:52

that's the kind of man other the little

39:55

girl going to tell you something. Oh yeah,

39:57

yeah. what

39:59

the flux you all don't touch me.

40:01

Don't ever touch me. I

40:03

swear to God I'm going to bite the next person who touches me. I hope

40:06

it's not my child. But

40:08

I love like that was like such a

40:11

hyper specific like, you know, women go through

40:13

this shit. And every woman is like, yes.

40:17

Fucking pieces of trash. Oh,

40:22

so finally Emerson shows up as

40:24

she is transformed into a werewolf

40:27

and she just looks like Michael

40:29

J. Fox in Teen Wolf. Yeah,

40:31

she gives basically she gives this whole

40:33

speech about how he's pathologically too nice.

40:35

Yeah. And he does he

40:37

gives like he gets angry and yells back like it's

40:40

fucking okay to be nice. Excuse me, my language. It's

40:42

f'n okay to be nice. I

40:44

have to tell you, I love to speech. I

40:46

love to speak. Okay to be nice. It is okay

40:48

to be nice. He's like, I want to be nice

40:50

to people and then have nice people do nice things for other

40:52

people. Yeah. Yeah.

40:55

Yes. This movie did not have a

40:57

transformation budget. It does not do an American

40:59

werewolf. No. No.

41:02

Stan Winston was like, no, I will not. Thank

41:04

you. And I am dead. He

41:08

wasn't at the time. Was he? Stan Winston?

41:10

Oh, yes, he was. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

41:12

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, um, so Emerson

41:14

comes in

41:17

and like knocks her out. Gets her with a shovel. And

41:20

then he starts talking to, uh, Sam

41:23

Richardson. He's like, I looked at

41:25

this Mr. Rogers guy. He's pretty cool. Yeah.

41:27

Stan says, well, what are you doing? And he's like,

41:29

I'm being a good neighbor. You know, like Mr.

41:31

Rogers, which is

41:33

like heartbreaking to me. Why?

41:37

Because I just, Mr. Rogers means so much to me. Sure.

41:39

Yeah. And you just want people to be nice to each

41:42

other. The only good Republican who ever was. Was

41:44

he a Republican? He sure was. Oh, wow. Because

41:47

he was religious. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. And he

41:49

also let that black guy come and put his feet

41:51

in his pool. He's sure dead. To be like, hey, dum

41:53

dums. You can let black people put their feet in your

41:55

pool. Yeah. You fucking idiot. He's

41:57

just a shit. Stupid kids. Good

42:00

point of confidence. Good asshole. Yeah. Oh,

42:04

you were so nice to people. You were so sweet. Did

42:06

I say about the time I saw Mr. McFeely in the

42:08

elevator when I worked at QED? No. Okay,

42:11

so the summer after my senior year

42:13

of college, I worked at QED, which

42:15

I was at Pittsburgh magazine at the time, which was

42:17

owned by QED, which is our local PBS station. And

42:20

they still have the Mr. Rogers set up in

42:22

studio there. Oh, wow. And I

42:24

got in the elevator one day, I'm all

42:26

hungover, I'd probably just smoked a cigarette, looking

42:29

like shit, I smell them like shit, I

42:31

get in the elevator, and there's David

42:33

Newell in the

42:36

full Mr. McFeely costume. What? Because

42:38

he was shooting promos on the set, and I was just

42:40

like, oh my gosh, Mr. McFeely, you

42:43

were such an important part of my childhood. I

42:45

just love the show, so nice to meet you. And

42:47

he was like, oh, if you ever need anything signed,

42:50

you just bring it down to the TV desk and

42:52

they'll get it signed and get it back up to

42:54

you. And I was like, wow, thanks, Mr. McFeely. And

42:56

when I got off the elevator, no shit. He did

42:58

the little wave and he said, speedy delivery.

43:00

And I was like, oh, dope. Think

43:04

about if his response had been, get

43:07

fucked. Yeah, I was like, wow, you're really

43:09

great. And he was like, shut up, get fucked.

43:12

Sorry, Smokey, I gotta go.

43:15

Oh. So

43:18

they're having this great discussion about Mr. Rogers

43:20

and we see in the background that she

43:22

stands back up in like the typical horror

43:24

movie trope. Yep. And then she

43:26

comes running at them and

43:29

Sam Richardson stabs her in the neck with

43:31

a snowshoe. Yeah. Yeah. He sure

43:33

does. Well, he stabs her in the neck with a snowshoe and

43:35

then she gets up because you see her like all blurry

43:38

in the background pulling the snowshoe out of her neck.

43:40

That's right, that's right. But yeah, she like, he

43:42

stabs her and then she throws him across the room

43:44

and he's doing the axe throwing that she had

43:46

taught him how to throw. Yeah. Yeah. Visualize

43:49

it landing on the second twist. Yeah. Oh,

43:52

that's right, she jumps up in the air and

43:54

then Janine shoots her? Yes. Yeah. Because

43:56

they're talking about how Janine had a sandwich. Yeah. And

43:59

she says, make your own damn. sandwich and that's the end of the movie.

44:02

There we go. What? Werewolves within. So

44:04

it's a video game. Yeah. I never

44:07

heard of it before. Never in a

44:09

million years. But I bet it's

44:11

fun. Yeah. Certainly a fun movie. Yeah.

44:13

Movie is strong for what this is. Series

44:16

of jokes. Series of jokes

44:18

set to a background of

44:20

lycanthropy. Yeah. Yeah. Lycanthropy?

44:23

It's werewolf. They're werewolf. Oh, they're

44:25

werewolves. It was a funny scene

44:28

too. He's like lycanthropy. Yeah. Yeah.

44:30

Yeah. Werewolves. Werewolves. Oh, it looks

44:32

like you can get this on PlayStation 4.

44:34

Oh, it's on Windows too. Oh,

44:37

Windows? Yeah. The game

44:39

is set in a medieval fantasy town that is

44:41

being attacked by a werewolf and the players are

44:43

tasked to guess which of the townsfolk is the

44:45

werewolf in disguise in a mafia style format. Oh,

44:48

so it is like the, the, the board.

44:50

It literally is mafia also known

44:52

as werewolf. It's a Russian social

44:54

deduction game created by Dmitry Davidov.

44:56

Davidov? Davidov? Davidov? Sure. In

44:59

1986. A Davidov. Wow. Works on

45:02

both of them, huh? Yeah. About that.

45:14

What did you think of this movie? You picked it. You chose

45:16

it. You liked it. I'm going to give it a

45:18

solid six. It was fine. Like it wasn't

45:20

much of a movie. It was just like

45:22

a vehicle for funny people to do funny

45:24

stuff. Done. Back to back, not

45:26

really a movie movie. Yeah. But

45:29

this one was way funnier. And I think you're

45:32

giving this the same score as you gave the last

45:34

one. Yeah. Yeah. I mean,

45:37

I'll watch Sam Richardson do anything.

45:39

Yeah. Yeah. And

45:41

most of this cast are just so like they, with

45:45

a lesser cast, this would have been a fucking

45:48

snooze fest. Right. It wouldn't have been funny. Yeah.

45:50

But the fact that these people are just like

45:52

funny in the bone. Chachi got his wings. Chachi

45:55

got his wings with the greatest fucking ad-lib.

45:57

And I think Oh,

46:00

touchy gets away. They

46:04

had to cut immediately afterwards because I'm sure

46:06

the entire room just fucking erupted with that

46:08

happen. Yeah, so funny. Yeah, six. I think

46:10

it's totally solid. I enjoyed it a bit

46:13

more than that. I'm gonna give it a

46:15

seven. I thought it

46:19

was going to be something very different. It

46:22

was really just one long string of jokes.

46:24

Yeah. Yeah. Also, like

46:27

I said, I think I said earlier, I've been

46:29

on steroids for a week, so don't trust my

46:31

ratings on anything right now. Just being a sour

46:34

little bit, huh? Yeah, I feel mildly crazed. Not

46:37

really angry, just a little bit crazy. What

46:39

kind of crazy? Like might you go to

46:41

the city target? You

46:46

know that feeling we just don't feel like yourself. Oh,

46:48

fuck. Yeah. Is this where you pull

46:51

out your own duct tape and knife Freddy

46:53

Krueger glove and come at me? No,

46:55

no, ma'am. Thank you. No, I'm good. I don't want to

46:57

do that. I just want

47:00

to get off these fucking steroids. Yeah, steroids make me

47:02

insane in a bad way. Yeah. They make me like

47:04

suicidal. Yeah. Yeah, I can't take them

47:06

anymore. Fuck it. I mean, I can take the like human

47:09

growth hormone. That's funny. Oh, HCA's on day, baby. I'm trying

47:11

to get big. I'm just trying to get big. I just

47:13

want to look at your Rogan hot dog, man. I

47:16

just want to look like a hot dog, man. Is that too much?

47:18

Is it? Did you give a score for

47:20

this? Seven. Seven. Yeah.

47:22

Tight. Tight. Cate.

47:25

Cate. What? We got an email. I'd like

47:27

to hear an email. Starts

47:29

off, hello, hello. Hello, hello,

47:32

hello. No ages. Just hello,

47:34

hello. I appreciate that. I'm

47:37

now up to episode 239 and I

47:39

wanted to retract my statement about sorting

47:41

out the Spotify uploads because it sounded

47:43

wanky and hearing y'all talk about uploading

47:45

them just makes me feel guilty. Of

47:47

course, it was because of

47:49

the music and I appreciate the work you've done to get

47:52

where you have, to get

47:54

what you have up there. Oh. Although

47:56

apparently a rerelease recently had a bunch of songs

47:58

in it. Whatever

48:00

the most recent one we re-released when you had

48:03

COVID. It. Yeah, that's apparent.

48:05

That's got some songs in it. Yeah, we threw caution

48:07

in the wind. You know what? Come at me,

48:09

brah. Come at me,

48:11

Steve Job. Steve Job. I

48:13

assume it's Joe Rogan. Joe

48:17

Rogan bought it so he could spend all the money on himself.

48:20

Yeah. I'm about 200 episodes

48:22

behind. Okay. But

48:24

I have a question. You're buying more like 240

48:26

behind. It's true. Buckaroo. If

48:28

you just finished 239. You were halfway

48:31

through. Wow. Jesus

48:33

Christ. Hahaha. I'm

48:36

about 200 episodes behind, but I

48:38

have a question if you haven't

48:40

already. Yeah. Which

48:43

untapped genre of creature feature

48:45

would you like to see

48:47

get more love or lore

48:49

dedicated, created for

48:51

it? In the

48:53

theme of vampires, werewolves, witches, zombies, etc. For

48:56

this person, it's gargoyles.

48:59

Hell yeah, gargoyles. That's a great answer.

49:01

I wish I thought of that. For

49:05

Katie, it's gargoyles. I

49:08

think mine's gargoyles. What did this person say?

49:10

Oh, they said gargoyles. That's so weird that

49:12

they picked gargoyles. Well, that's

49:14

not going to work. Gargoyles?

49:16

Gargoyle. Gargoyles. I'm

49:18

a real mush mouth. Gargoyles.

49:21

No, I love that. Yeah. I'm going to say

49:23

skeletons. You know, because I think skeletons do that much

49:25

work. True. I think skeletons don't do much work.

49:28

You know, first thought, best thought, mummies. I really

49:30

would like to see a little bit more flip set.

49:32

What's that goddamn Brendan Fraser movie? Oh yeah, we should do

49:34

that at some point. I've never seen it. Don't

49:37

you gasp at me. One

49:42

of those movies like offshoots the

49:44

Scorpion King, which started the Rock

49:47

the Dwayne Johnson. I haven't seen that either.

49:52

Me neither. Keep up the outstanding work.

49:54

You both rock. Bye,

49:57

Nick. Nick. Thank you.

49:59

Yeah. Thank you for the question. It really made me think,

50:01

I just was jealous that your answer was better than mine. And

50:03

like, if you think you're funnier than me, why don't you come get

50:05

on the show and do it then? Do you mind your

50:08

own fucking business? Nick. Hey, Nick,

50:10

shut up. You know

50:12

what's great? Nick's not gonna hear this until like 2027. If

50:15

they ever catch up. They

50:19

won't even remember writing that email, I bet. Why

50:23

are they yelling at an old man? Because

50:26

you're on steroids and you're not yourself. You're

50:28

a young man. Oh,

50:31

ay, ay, ay. Wanna do another movie next week? Yeah, we

50:33

should do this again. I'd like to get to get to

50:35

get to it. This movie again? No, no, we'll do another

50:37

movie. I mean, I just wanna do this whole operation that

50:40

we've got going on. Just A to Z. Yeah,

50:42

yeah. What are we doing? Movie

50:45

of your choosing. I chose a movie that I already

50:47

don't remember. It's called The Visitor from 1979. It

50:50

is. And I was excited because it starred a

50:53

cast of already old people in 1979 that I love.

50:56

Yeah, it's a really an Alan All-Star cast. Including

50:58

Franco Nero as Jesus fucking Christ.

51:01

I mean, he's so sexy as

51:03

the Pope and the Pope's exorcist.

51:07

The Pope's exorcist. Did he die in that movie or

51:09

did he live? No, at the end of it he's

51:11

like, I'm gonna Pope, you are now the Pope's exorcist.

51:13

What's going on in missions? God, because there's three

51:16

more of those movies coming. I hope Franco Nero

51:18

lives forever. Oh man, we have like infinite

51:20

episodes to do with game in the future.

51:23

I know, I'm excited. We

51:26

gotta get them back here. Yeah, for sure. We

51:29

just have to be more organized. What? What?

51:32

Who? Come on, man, we've

51:34

spent the last 10 years flying by the seat of our

51:37

teeth. It's true. The skin

51:39

of our pants. The skin of my pants. That

51:42

sounds like an Eli Roth movie. Skin

51:44

of my pants. Can that be our hardcore

51:46

band name? Skin of my pants. Skin

51:48

of my pants. Skin

51:50

pants. Skin pants. That's

51:53

what leather is, really? If you think about

51:55

it. If you think about it, won't you?

51:57

Do you know about Necropants? No. Oh

51:59

my God. I'm like, I literally just like clenched

52:01

my fists in preparation for this. I

52:05

did. I know there's a set of them

52:07

in an Icelandic museum, but mostly it's like,

52:09

if you skin somebody, the lower

52:11

half of their body and make pants out

52:14

of them. Okay. And then you

52:16

have to do it with a dude, I

52:18

believe. Oh yeah. You have to fill their

52:20

nutsack with coins and then like you get infinite

52:22

wealth or something from it. No, I think

52:24

you just have those nutty coins. Necropants.

52:27

Necropants. We just started a band called

52:29

Necropants. Oh, that's got to have been

52:32

done. Of course. Maybe we'll spell ours

52:34

with a K and a Z. Necropants.

52:38

Okay. I'm in. X Necropants. X is our straight

52:41

edge band. I mean, I should really quit drinking.

52:44

What better way to do it than to X up? Do I have

52:46

to quit drugs? Yeah. No, I'm not

52:48

doing that. Forget it. I

52:50

mean, there's plenty of people in hardcore or in straight

52:52

edge pants that did drugs. Yeah. Don't

52:55

tell the straight edge kids. Yeah. I love when you're at

52:57

a party and you're passing around a bowl and there's a

52:59

guy with straight edge tattoos and he reaches for it and

53:01

you're like, ha. You

53:06

see the straight edge tattoos like turn red. His

53:10

eyes shine green. It's very weird. I'm just going

53:12

to throw it out there. Don't get the straight

53:14

edge tattoos. You don't need them. Just

53:17

know it in your heart. Know it

53:19

in your heart. That's fine. Yeah.

53:21

If you're going to get a text tattoo, make

53:23

sure it's something you can hold on to forever.

53:25

Like busted makes me feel good. Idiot.

53:31

You do a podcast with a fucking idiot.

53:37

Well, these two idiots are going to go about their

53:39

business. I have a tattoo that says shoulder shrugs. I

53:46

was just thinking, I don't have any text tattoos. No,

53:48

I fucking do. Oh, I

53:50

sure fucking do. I have

53:52

two of them. Beautiful idiots. I

53:57

have another text tattoo. I was just, but it's a.

54:00

Tolkien's handwriting. Oh, God, that's...

54:03

There should just be a football team waiting outside my door

54:05

every day just kicking my head. I'm gonna throw you into

54:07

a locker. You need to have a

54:09

locker that you get thrown into every single day.

54:11

Fucking nerd. Fucking nerd. All

54:13

right, well, we love you all. Be kind to each other. Keep

54:16

on rocking in the free world. Can watch some Mr.

54:18

Rogers speeches and feel better about the world. Yeah,

54:20

watch that Netflix documentary and see if you cry

54:22

as much as I do. No, you will. Yeah,

54:24

no, I watch them cry. Come on. Crying.

54:28

I've never seen the Tom Hanks movie. I haven't

54:30

either. I don't want it. I don't want

54:32

to see someone else be Mr. Rogers, but I do think

54:34

there's a lot of good drone shots of Pittsburgh on sunny

54:36

days. So I might watch it. Yeah. Just for

54:38

that. So it was just like a compilation of

54:40

years worth of drone shots. 50

54:42

shot, 15 minutes at a time. Thanks

54:46

for listening to another episode of Werewolf Ambulance. Bye.

54:50

Bye-bye, neighbors. See

55:31

you next time. Bye.