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0:16
Hey, Katie. Hi, Alan. Hold on. I
0:22
would join you in that, but I opened mine five
0:24
minutes ago because I could not wait. Cheers to you.
0:26
My friend. Salud. Salud. Mia Familia.
0:28
Mia Familia. We're back
0:31
in the high life, everybody. Alan handed
0:33
me the biggest can of high life I've ever seen in
0:35
my entire fucking life. You know that picture of Andre
0:37
the Giant holding a normal size beer can and it
0:39
looks asinine because the can's so big and the can
0:41
looks so small. It's the opposite. You look like the
0:43
polar opposite. It's the opposite of that. It's a
0:45
24 ounce Miller high life and it's very hot
0:47
up here in the attic, so the can is
0:49
sweating, which is making it look kind of sexy
0:52
in a weird way. I'm gonna fuck this can.
0:54
That's not what I meant, but you know. No, what?
0:56
I'm not talking about you. I
0:58
like on the back that it says 24 fluid ounces, 1.8 fluid ounces
1:02
beer beer just in case you thought it might
1:04
have been something. It's not champagne, even though it
1:06
says a champagne of beers on the front. I
1:09
think that you are the champagne of people. No,
1:12
I'm wearing my newest hat. My newest hat
1:14
that I've picked up. Alan's going on it through a
1:16
hat face. I'm going through a hat face and a ring face and
1:18
a ring face. I like the mouth quite a bit and
1:21
this hat I bought off the website as their
1:23
dad hat. Okay. It's
1:26
the style, the shape.
1:28
So I figured rather than a trucker hat, sure.
1:30
This is your dad hat. So
1:33
I buy my dad hat and I was like,
1:35
I watched this movie and I'm 173 years old.
1:40
I have to admit this was a stark
1:42
reminder of my own mortality. Yeah.
1:44
My real quick march to
1:46
death here. So
1:48
I figured I'd get the daddest of beers
1:50
for us to enjoy together. I mean, this is
1:53
what my drunk dad used to drink. Yeah. Drunk dads, right?
1:56
Sometimes it was MG. which
2:00
is just like this book rosar. Some, uh, uh, uh, uh,
2:02
uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
2:04
uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Miller Light made the rounds
2:06
a lot in my family. Miller Light, sure. Or Bush, a
2:08
lot of Bush too. Bush. Yeah. Yeah.
2:12
Because they come in that camo can. Yeah. I
2:15
remember camo cans when I was a kid, I think. Really?
2:18
I think. I don't know. No, maybe
2:20
I'm just, everything else was camo. Everything else was camo. The
2:25
traits and properties of camouflage. I mean, if, if
2:27
one thing is camouflage, everything is, isn't that how
2:29
it works? It's
2:32
quite in my wardrobe. Uh, so
2:36
I want to thank everybody from Patreon
2:38
that sent us suggestions for queer themed
2:40
horror movies for this month. Uh,
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we're, yeah, this is our
2:46
trying not to be patronizing, but show
2:49
our allyship and solidarity with the queer
2:51
community. I mean, I'm pandering, but
2:53
I'm happy to do it. I'm
2:56
showing my allyship. Yeah. But I
2:59
mean, look, we're all fucking pandering, right? We're
3:01
all out here trying to do it. We're
3:03
all trying to make you happy. Yeah. We're
3:05
basically a target ad. Yeah. A
3:07
little lightly more sincere because we're not corporate. We're
3:11
not really selling you anything. No, this
3:13
is free actually. So I
3:15
have a question for you. Yeah. Is,
3:17
are we doing bodies, bodies, bodies? Oh yes. Bodies,
3:19
bodies, bodies. Did you hear that there's a British remake
3:21
of this coming out? No. It's
3:23
starring all police officers. It's
3:26
called Bobby's Bobby's Bobby's. Oh
3:29
God. I looked at you with this
3:31
terror on my face of where is this
3:33
going? And when
3:36
it, when you said it, but
3:38
it landed when it
3:40
landed, when that went
3:43
in the river. Dad
3:49
beer, dad hat. Oh
3:51
no. Dad jokes. Fuck the whole
3:53
episode. I was
3:56
very happy about that. That's very
3:58
good. Bobby's Bobby's. Oh
4:02
man, I should be taken out back and just
4:04
put it out of everyone's history. Just put in
4:06
a baby pool with your Miller High Life and
4:08
left alone for a while. Okay, would.
4:10
Yeah, right? Dad hat. So
4:13
my real actual question is, is this your introduction to Lee
4:15
Pace? Because you said you did not know who he was.
4:17
I have never seen that man before in my life. Holy
4:20
smoke show. You like him a lot. I
4:23
don't like him as much as other people in my
4:25
life like him. Okay. Missy's a
4:28
big fan. I could see that. He's a very
4:30
hunky gentleman. He's a hunky man. And a friend
4:32
of the podcast's if I can out her
4:34
is also a Lee Pace fan. I don't know if
4:36
he gave you permission to say that. I'll
4:39
bleep her name. Hi bleep.
4:43
Hi bleepy. This movie opens
4:45
real sexy. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. On two
4:47
young women making out. And it's like sort
4:49
of the golden hour. You
4:52
know, it's lovingly
4:54
and they're very cute and it's very sweet. Prime
4:56
make out time. Prime make out time, the golden hour.
4:58
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
5:01
There's two right going up and coming back. The
5:04
golden hour. You get one in the morning, one in the evening. Sure.
5:07
Okay, cool. Yeah. Thanks. Everyone
5:10
deserves two golden hours. Yeah. And
5:13
there's this cool song that teens
5:15
probably like playing. Like it's good.
5:17
It says daddy as fuck. Thank
5:19
you for reminding me that because I have notes
5:21
that just say come fuck me. I'm horny as
5:23
fuck. Ha ha. And I was
5:25
like, I remember being that horny.
5:27
Oh no, there's the song. There's the song. I
5:30
mean, I think teens are into this. Yeah. Sure.
5:33
Yeah. Yeah. They
5:35
love a horny song. Yeah. They love your wet
5:38
ass privates. Wet ass privates. Wet
5:40
ass privates. Or
5:43
like Peaches funk the pain away for my
5:45
generation. Too
5:47
far. You
5:50
may not remember this, but Peaches did a
5:52
music video that was a trapeze artist in
5:55
a completely dark room with a flashlight in
5:57
her ass. Spinning around. Peaches
6:00
is an under appreciated
6:03
cultural phenomenon. Peaches
6:05
fucking rules. The amount of
6:07
times I have sucking on my titties like
6:09
you wanted me calling me all the time.
6:13
So good. S-I-S-I-U-D, stay
6:15
in school, cause it's the best,
6:18
what? I dare you to be
6:20
at a party and put
6:22
on fuck the pain away without people
6:24
losing their goddamn mind. Peaches kicks ass.
6:26
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not enough, I just feel like Peaches
6:28
does not get her due. I feel like
6:31
Peaches ran so these people could
6:33
daddy fuck. Daddy
6:35
as fuck. Daddy as fuck. What, did you
6:37
know that daddy was an adjective? I didn't,
6:39
I'm old. Yeah, I mean, don't think she
6:41
was daddy for everything now. I don't know. And
6:43
then you get into your zaddies. I
6:46
don't, the only place I've ever heard
6:48
that is from you. So I'm unsure.
6:51
I feel like Pedro Pascal is often called
6:53
a zaddy or a daddy. I
6:56
don't know who that is. Sorry,
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I wanted to explain a lot of people to me today. Where
7:03
would you know Pedro Pascal from? Other
7:06
than just being a hot dude. I'll
7:08
give it a goob later. I know you're like a
7:10
hunky guy. I do like a hunky guy. And he's
7:12
like dad hot. Oh, is he a weird dad? Yeah, yeah,
7:15
yeah. Okay, good. Game of Thrones? The
7:19
Last of Us. What
7:22
is that? Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
7:24
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. It's
7:26
a fun game. I'm so sorry. Why
7:28
are you so sorry? I don't know. Because if
7:30
it's not on Acorn, I haven't seen it. Reasing
7:32
a child. It's okay not to
7:34
know who dumb famous people are.
7:36
Thank you. But
7:39
what if there's zaddies? So right
7:42
out of the gate, these two ladies are
7:44
making out. And one of them just
7:47
drops, I love you, on the other one's head. Yeah.
7:49
And the other one goes, well, thanks a lot. Thanks
7:51
so much for that. You don't have to say it
7:53
back. And then stares into her face like, oh God,
7:55
then at least look away. And
7:58
I was like, oh, it's... Pete
24:00
Davidson in the slapping, like
24:04
B isn't slapping him hard enough. And he's like,
24:06
no, do it like this. And he punches Lee
24:08
Pace in the face. And I was like, oh,
24:10
that's gotta feel like a mistake. That has to feel like you fucked
24:12
up when you do that. I mean, that's a
24:14
choice. Yeah. Because
24:17
he's been referred to as a vet. Right,
24:20
I thought this part was very funny.
24:22
Me too. So they
24:25
find, we're with, I
24:28
think we're with B at this point. And we
24:31
hear them yell, bodies, bodies, bodies, which is what you
24:33
do when you find a body. And
24:35
it's Greg. Yes. He's dead. And
24:37
as we know, he can hold his breath for a
24:39
long time. That's right. He was holding
24:41
his breath for a long time. He's
24:44
like, I got huge lungs. He's
24:46
giant. Love that, love that for him. In
24:50
order to like wake him up, David just puts a beer on
24:52
his balls. Yeah, so this will always wake him
24:54
up. It's funny. He starts doing this
24:56
spiel about the best defense is a
24:58
good offense. What is that?
25:02
I think it's supposed to like set up that he's a dummy
25:05
because he just keep like. I could tell that
25:07
by his abs. Cause
25:10
Pete Davidson is just like, yeah, but what does
25:12
that mean? What does it mean to you?
25:14
Yeah. And he's like, it just means
25:16
that the best defense is a good offense. But
25:19
what does that mean? You see in
25:22
sports, and that's all he says. He
25:25
gives up and then just says, have fun kids, which is
25:27
exactly what I would say. Or it's
25:30
time for me to take myself to bed. Yeah.
25:34
So apparently this is the portion of the game where
25:36
you argue with your friends about who is the killer.
25:39
Right. And this always ends in fights with
25:41
them. Yes, we've been told that
25:43
Emma always cries. So.
25:49
Cause they're terrible friends. They're all terrible. They're
25:51
all terrible. They all hate each other. And they're all terrible
25:53
in relationships. Yeah. Cause David is
25:55
accusing his girlfriend, Emma, of being
25:57
the murderer. And there
25:59
are. And
36:00
she's like, do you want to be happier here? Let
36:02
me just maybe give a little happier. You're
36:05
right. He says, you guys still playing werewolf? And
36:07
then he jumps up and is like, rawr, chasing
36:09
somewhere around like an old man. Like
36:12
an old man. And the coke just
36:14
kicked back in. Yes. And
36:17
he's like, David killed me, right? Because
36:19
they say someone has killed David. No,
36:21
David killed me. I'm like,
36:23
not in a dream. So
36:26
what happens next, Katie? They
36:29
have a weapon standoff because Jordan is being
36:31
really aggressive with him. Yeah. And
36:33
all these girls start trying to attack him and he's like,
36:36
nah, tosses him around.
36:38
Yeah, his wingspan is
36:40
ginormous. Like they can't even get
36:43
near him until. B
36:45
hits him from behind with a kettlebell. In the
36:47
back of the fucking dome. And then he falls down and
36:49
then he pops back up so she hits him again.
36:52
Yeah, and moisturizes him.
36:54
Yeah, and Hellas is like, he
36:56
was a veterinarian. He was a
36:58
veterinarian's assistant. Then
37:01
why did you call him GI Joe? Did you
37:03
see him? Which made me, I
37:05
had to pause the movie because I was laughing so hard
37:07
at that. It was so fun. 100%
37:10
looks like an action figure. I want to see everything
37:12
that the actor who played Alice has ever been in.
37:14
She's very funny. And
37:20
then they spend the rest of the
37:22
movie covered in this man
37:25
and fucking David's blood. And
37:27
I was like, y'all, not
37:30
to be gross, but blood stinks.
37:32
And also you've come here for the
37:34
weekend. Yeah. You've got a change. You've
37:36
got a change of clothes in there. This house has a
37:38
showers. A showers. I'm sure it has
37:40
15 showers. Yeah. Every bath
37:43
is a full bath. I mean, why would you
37:45
have a bathroom that doesn't have a shower? And
37:49
then be when she realizes what she's done.
37:52
Pukes on her own tits. Pukes on her
37:54
tits. I love puking on
37:57
your tits though. It's so fucking funny. She's...
38:00
tilts her head down and goes, vegetable
38:02
soup. The thing is that in order to
38:04
puke on your own tits, you have
38:06
to be really fucked up because your
38:08
instinct is to bend over, you know? Like,
38:10
you don't just puke on your tits for
38:12
nothing. Sure, sure. Yeah, she does it though.
38:14
Yeah. Well, I mean, not for
38:17
nothing. She did just murder a guy. Give him a number.
38:22
We see Sophie in the line of soap. Yeah.
38:25
Hey listeners, this is Alan. As you
38:27
just heard, Katie's microphone cuts out for a bit.
38:31
I am editing around that. So we're
38:34
losing some gold. It's a bummer. New
38:37
mic is in the mail on the way. I
38:39
apologize for not catching that
38:41
while we were recording. My bad.
38:44
Thanks, y'all. So this is, I guess,
38:46
where she goes through the bag, which I
38:48
thought was hers. I understand now to be
38:51
Sophie's. That had Jordan's underwear in it. Yeah.
38:53
Got it. So was she... This
38:56
will be gross. I'm sorry in advance. Oh
38:58
please. Is she sniffing them to see if
39:00
they're her partners or not? Like,
39:02
you know, the classic song, Let Me Smell Your Dick. I
39:05
think she's sniffing to see if they're clean
39:07
or not. Like
39:11
if they're dirty, that's, they're there for
39:13
a reason. If they're clean, maybe it's a
39:16
coincidence, you know? Why
39:18
couldn't they be there to be clean just because you want to
39:20
have a clean pair of panties with you? Since
39:25
our one cat passed away, we've been leaving the doors
39:27
open because the dogs can now just like go in
39:29
and out when they want to. Like
39:32
if I'm in the kitchen, I'll leave the door open.
39:34
And our one cat that's still with us, we'll walk
39:36
up to the door and go, mm-mm,
39:38
and walk away from her like you're so
39:40
smart. You don't, you are just a big
39:43
chubby tub of kitty. There is nothing out
39:45
there for her. There's nothing out there. Running,
39:48
not your forte, hunting. No,
39:50
hunting, mm-mm. She hunts the
39:52
wild kibble. Well, we play catch
39:54
the laser. I have to do it within a distance
39:56
that she can reach. She's
39:59
not moving for that fucking... It's
44:01
so gross. Jordan says regarding
44:04
her writing, like your fucking feelings,
44:06
we're all drowning in your fucking
44:08
feelings. And Sophie says
44:10
that she disappeared because you trigger me, you enable me.
44:12
And I was like, is this how people talk? Am
44:16
I this old? I
44:18
was wondering, is this written by an old person that thinks
44:20
this is how kids talk? I don't know, I'm gonna look
44:22
at the writer while you tell me what happens next. Well,
44:25
I also like that they turn on Alice
44:27
about her podcast. So
44:29
mean. They're
44:32
like, what's your podcast about? And she
44:34
says it's hanging out with your smartest
44:36
and funniest friend. I love that. And
44:39
I was like, hey, wait
44:41
a minute, that's, hey. Yeah,
44:45
that felt like a bit of a gut punch. I
44:51
mean, I think that's part
44:53
of what every podcast or things they're doing, I'm
44:55
just like. We're so smart and funny. Yeah, and
44:57
everyone's gonna wanna hang out with
44:59
us being smart and funny. It's really very masturbatory,
45:02
isn't it? Yeah, we're
45:04
real Billie Eilish's over here jerking off in front
45:06
of a mirror, right? Wait, is that a real thing?
45:09
Yeah, she saw something that she did an interview
45:11
with Rolling Stone and talked to me about how
45:13
much she enjoys masturbating in front of a mirror.
45:15
Okay, I thought that was a joke I used to tell. Billie
45:19
Eilish has apparently taken that joke to heart. Fuck,
45:21
dude. It looks like
45:23
the writer of this film isn't 34 years old. And
45:28
it's based on a story written by a
45:30
person who is my age. So
45:34
I don't know. The
45:37
Lee Pace type. Well,
45:39
yeah, but I don't know when the story was written. So who
45:41
can say? I think all of the dialogue was written by this
45:43
person who's 34. So yes, an oldie. So
45:48
eventually Jordan shoots Alice?
45:52
Yes, and then it's like, I didn't shoot you. I
45:54
didn't shoot you. And then calls her
45:57
a- Wait, she gets shot. She shoots Alice
45:59
because Alice- says, you have this
46:01
everything invested in this rags to riches
46:03
story. Your parents are upper middle class.
46:06
And Jordan's like, no, they're not. And
46:09
she, Alice goes, Jordan, they are. They teach
46:11
at a university. It's
46:14
a public university. And then she's
46:16
like. After
46:19
she calls Alice a spreadsheet with
46:21
a superiority complex. I worry.
46:26
I worry. You
46:32
also have to admire Alice here because she tackles
46:35
Jordan with a bullet in her goddamn leg. But
46:38
in the scuffle, Alice gets shot
46:40
in the throat. There is this internally
46:42
long everyone grabbing for the gun. Like four
46:44
people rolling on the ground grabbing for a
46:46
gun. And it's like, guys,
46:49
someone, come, every, but come on.
46:51
And it's very dark. And I know we complain about this
46:53
a lot as olds, but like, I really
46:55
can't tell what's happening. No, no, no, no. And I don't think
46:58
you're supposed to. I think that's part of the way they filmed it. So
47:01
yes, Alice gets shot dead and
47:05
there's a straw for the gun and
47:07
be throws Jordan off the balcony. Into
47:10
the party mess, which was a lot. These people
47:12
are fucking slobs. They just needed to bring a
47:15
bag in there. Literally just one bag. The whole
47:17
thing could have been taken care of. We're
47:21
officially old because you said that. Oh, okay. I
47:24
mean, we were officially old before that, but. So
47:28
Jordan has, oh, Jordan has also said
47:30
to be, did you know that she begged
47:32
me to stop at her apartment on the
47:34
way here and we fucked in her car.
47:37
Yeah. Yeah. Her
47:40
and Sophie were outside fucking in the car. And
47:42
she says like, check her texts and
47:44
starts firing the gun. I
47:46
like that. It's very dramatic. Calm down
47:48
to somebody Sam. Yeah, really. So
47:51
be takes
47:55
off running. Yes,
47:57
but I'm not sure why. There's
47:59
like some The
52:00
characters were like, despite all the
52:02
back stories seeming sort of irrelevant to what was actually
52:04
happening, I
52:07
thought the characters were like a lot of fun to
52:09
watch. Yeah. I mean, when
52:12
I'm watching a movie and I go, this
52:14
is a retelling of Agatha Christie. Do you think
52:16
I'm not gonna get excited about it? I'm not
52:18
gonna get a happy about that. You
52:25
shouldn't have given me this Miller highlight. I get the chubby.
52:30
I was like, oh, it's a
52:32
retelling of Agatha Christie.
52:38
It's like, it's very delightful in
52:40
its silliness and
52:45
like, God,
52:47
I hope there aren't actual human relationships
52:49
like this. Oh yeah. Yeah,
52:52
it's great. Give
52:54
me a rating on it. How many of this a nine? I would watch
52:56
this again in a heartbeat. Yeah, I really enjoyed it. What
52:59
about the British remake for you? What,
53:02
for you watch Bobby's, Bobby's,
53:05
Bobby's. Tell me a little bit,
53:07
give me your elevator pitch for Bobby's, Bobby's, Bobby's and
53:09
do it quickly. Well, it's a party
53:11
of 20 somethings. And then for some reason, Martin Compson
53:13
is there. Sold
53:16
two seasons. He's
53:19
the sexiest man in the UK. Most
53:21
fuckable man in all of Agatha. We have to
53:23
get line of duty started. Whenever
53:26
you're ready. Okay, all right. I will
53:28
watch the first two episodes and
53:30
then we'll talk. I love it. Okay.
53:33
Nice one, mate. I'm gonna
53:35
give this an 8.5. Okay, great. I think it was
53:37
a really fun movie. For some reason, I thought it was
53:39
gonna be not fun, probably because it was kids.
53:43
You were like, immediately I'm afraid.
53:46
What am I gonna do with kids? No,
53:50
it was great. It was really fun. Thanks, Petrones,
53:53
for picking this. And if you would like
53:55
to be a Petrone who picks movies for
53:57
the Petrones or sometimes on the main cast
53:59
like this. one was, you can go to
54:01
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54:04
sign up for our action
54:06
movie podcast. Yeah, where we
54:08
recently did a national treasure, which again was
54:10
a national pleasure. And maybe I can
54:12
get a new phone protector. I'll buy
54:14
you a phone protector. I have them, they're in my house. Will
54:16
you just, if I bring it over, will you put it on
54:19
for me? Okay, that's what I really need. I'm wearing a
54:21
dad hat, of course I wanna do that for you.
54:23
To be my dad in this technology moment. And
54:26
I will reiterate, if anyone needs me
54:28
to walk them down the aisle or
54:30
be their dad for any such like
54:32
social situations, I'm in. You call Alan.
54:34
Yeah, yeah, just as long as- You can call us at
54:36
412-407-7025. Leave
54:39
a voicemail, we'll be there. You want us at your
54:41
wedding? I mean, I'm tagging along.
54:43
Yeah, for sure, for sure. I wasn't
54:45
gonna offer your services. Oh no, my services are
54:47
showing up and getting too drunk at your wedding. Do
54:50
you need a drunk aunt and a dad? We can do this
54:52
for you. We're here, we're here. I promised not to take my
54:55
tits out, but I might fall into the cake. So, you know,
54:57
your mileage may vary. Hey, you gotta put
54:59
a fried egg on it every once in a while, huh, people? Just
55:01
gotta throw a fried egg on it. God, what a
55:03
fucking fantastic turn of phrase. Smashing your tit
55:05
into a window, throwing a fried egg on it. And
55:09
speaking of Patrons, here's a message from Patron
55:11
Justin. Hi, Justin. Justin says, hey friends, you
55:13
can call me Justin T. Hi, Justin T.
55:16
I finally joined after ages on the
55:18
main. Okay. Alan and Katie equal
55:20
fun. Keep bringing the laughs, guys. Much love
55:22
to you both. That's all? That's
55:25
all you wanna say? No constructive criticism? No plugs of
55:27
anything? I don't, I
55:29
can't. That's sweet. Thank you, Justin T.
55:32
Justin T. Justin T, what about you? What do you
55:34
like? Justin T? Yeah,
55:36
what is Justin T like? What do you mean? I
55:38
don't know. I just wanna know more about Justin T. It's
55:41
like we got no information. Normally people give us some, you
55:44
know what that sound was? Was you
55:46
peeling the screen protector off your phone? Now
55:48
I'm self-conscious about it. Here, it's off. Wow,
55:51
it's cracked in a bunch of places. I didn't
55:54
realize they could crack. Here, yeah, of course they
55:56
can. They crack so you don't have to. Justin
56:00
T, write back in and tell us a little more
56:02
about yourself. Thanks. Where
56:05
you live? Likes, dislikes. You married?
56:07
You got pets? Favorite
56:09
movie? Yeah, favorite podcaster?
56:13
But Twix the two of us? Justin
56:17
T, thank you for being a Patron. If
56:19
everyone could just let us know which one of us they
56:21
like more. I mean, I don't want
56:23
that. I feel like that would be really bad
56:25
for me. I don't think
56:27
it would be really bad for you. We got a
56:29
great review this week of someone who was
56:31
like, okay, looks, Katie, you're fine, but Alan,
56:34
I love you. That was
56:36
a very nice review. I appreciated that a lot. Even
56:39
though they mentioned the other
56:41
podcast I used to do. Actually
56:44
plug your other podcast that you used to do.
56:46
Marveling and Marvel's Marvels. John and Joseph have kept it
56:48
going. And you were just on an episode recently, weren't you?
56:51
Yeah, the eagle-eared listener will
56:53
pick up that I had
56:56
to pick
56:58
up some of John Slacks for naming
57:00
an actor by the wrong name. Yeah,
57:03
check it out. So if you want to
57:05
hear me say Johnson on a podcast, check
57:08
out their Madam Web episode. Marveling and
57:10
Marvel's Marvels. They're the only other podcast
57:12
in the world. Did you know that? Well,
57:14
Katie, there's got awful movies. Oh, there's got
57:16
awful movies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's two other
57:19
podcasts. Yeah, I guess so. Oh,
57:22
yes, and then there's a million other podcasts. No, what's
57:24
this now? Speaking of podcasts, let's keep this
57:26
one going. You want to do another movie next week? Yeah,
57:28
you want to do another movie that I stupidly suggested?
57:31
Wait, you it's not too late. You
57:34
can pick something else if you think it's stupid. I
57:36
think it'll be stupid, and I think we'll have a good time making fun
57:38
of it. Fantastic. What is it? It's called Fall from
57:40
2022. And what is
57:42
the premise of this film? So people climb up in a
57:44
tower and get stuck there or something. Fuck
57:47
it, they deserve it. I was like, can we do one
57:49
of those movies where people get stuck in like the ocean
57:51
or on top of something? I was
57:53
like, yes. There's one where
57:55
people are stuck on like a ski lift.
57:58
That's a nightmare. Yeah. I'm never
58:00
going on a ski lift. Like hands down, we'll never
58:02
do. But how are you going to ride the Alpine
58:04
slide at seven Springs? I'm not. Oh, you should
58:06
though. It's really fun. Is there another way to
58:08
get up there? No, then no, I'm
58:11
never going to do that. They don't have
58:13
fucking railing strips. Like the, no, I know.
58:15
It's, I, I have only ridden it to ride the
58:17
Alpine slide, but it is pretty scary. Yeah. Yeah.
58:19
Terrifying. Uh,
58:22
I remember at Hershey park, um,
58:25
there was the like gondola ride that
58:27
went above the park and your feet dangled down.
58:29
It was the most terrifying thing I've ever done.
58:31
Fair enough. I
58:33
want danglies. Keep it in. Yeah.
58:37
Don't have a dangle in it out there. Like a Pete
58:39
Davidson with this huge hog. Wow. I tied
58:41
it all back together. Thank you. So come back for fall.
58:44
Uh, we'll see if they do indeed fall. I
58:47
hope at least one of them does. It's
58:49
going to be real fucking disappointing if nobody falls. That's
58:51
all I'm saying. I think
58:53
in the movie, like, oh wait, there's stairs. How
58:56
did you, you were sitting on the ladder the
58:58
whole fucking time. Oh,
59:01
it's an elevator. Great.
59:05
The mushrooms just kicked off. Uh,
59:10
thank you so much for being awesome and,
59:12
and being great. And thanks to everyone again
59:14
for suggesting this great movie and happy pride
59:16
month in a very non pandering way. Yeah. Proud of all of
59:18
you. And, um, if you need a mom to tell you
59:20
you're doing a great job, you just send me an email, I'll
59:22
tell you you're doing a great job. Same. Same thing. If
59:25
you need a dad to do the same again
59:27
within driving distance, let us know. We'll be at
59:29
your wedding. Oh, I'll fly us there. Absolutely.
59:32
I will for you to walk someone down
59:34
the aisle. I would pay like any amount of money to
59:36
get us there. I'm doing it in Hawaiian shirt and shorts though.
59:40
Just know that's the one where, what foot
59:42
where are we wearing with it? Oh, none.
59:44
We're going barefoot. Oh shit. Oh
59:46
my dad, big parrot head. Oh
59:50
my dad, James Buffett, James Buffett
59:52
senior. I'm Jimmy's dad.
59:55
You'd be so dead. No, I
59:57
wouldn't. It's the parrot heads that have kept me alive. His
1:00:01
dad? Thanks for listening to another episode of We're All
1:00:03
Fit. Bye. Killer
1:00:31
clouds and land
1:00:34
of space, Killer Heaven and outer space, A
1:00:36
pure and time-passing pace, Please may I continue to
1:00:38
crave? EMT, Maro, and comedy, We'll use all three
1:00:41
prior earthquakes and Stephen Kang. EMT,
1:00:50
We've lived deliciously by a temple tree, So peace
1:00:52
has come to die. A
1:00:57
paranormal life indeed is promised to righteous, EMT,
1:00:59
EMT.
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