0:16

Alan, can I get a breaking news update? Three

0:23

important things. Go! Tom Savini

0:25

got groceries delivered today. The

0:27

Bloomfield pool is open and I'm off work

0:29

tomorrow. So I'm betting he's going to be there. Oh, do

0:31

you think he got some fruit roll ups to go eat

0:33

by the pool? Well, he had a bunch of Whole

0:35

Foods bags on his steps this morning. Oh, so

0:37

high end fruit roll ups. High end fruit roll

0:39

ups. So Savini watched 2K24, it's on. It's

0:42

on. I'm so glad the

0:44

Bloomfield pool is open. It wasn't open last year,

0:47

if I'm correct. No, lining cracked. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:49

Deep end cracked, something cracked. My pool had a

0:51

landslide last year. Yeah. We're doing

0:53

really well here in Pittsburgh. Pool and Mcgadden, 2023. Sucked. I

0:56

have to go to Shenley. Ew. No.

0:59

With the hoy polloy? Yeah, with the regulars. We know

1:01

I'm the regulars. What are we doing this week? We're

1:07

doing a movie that was our

1:09

guest's choice. It was. Who's

1:12

our guest, Katie? We got a real life

1:14

Australian. Holy shit. Our friend Pie is here.

1:16

It's me. Hi Pie.

1:18

Hi. Thanks for joining

1:20

us. You're welcome. Thanks for having me. Pie,

1:22

are you here to seek revenge for us making fun of

1:25

the way that Australians have said the word no for

1:27

the past 10 years? No.

1:30

No-ee. No, yeah, nah. No. We

1:33

don't really give a shit about much. Clearly.

1:37

I was thinking about it while watching this movie

1:39

and I realized that Australians are

1:41

what Americans think they are. It's

1:44

all true. Y'all are like fresh out of

1:46

give a fucks and just ready to throw

1:48

down at a moment's notice. That's

1:50

right. And we're like, we want an insurrection

1:52

and tyranny in Australia. Australia's like, fuck you.

1:55

Australia's like, got a Ziggy. So

2:03

what are we doing, Pie? What did you choose

2:05

and why? I chose Wormwood and

2:08

I chose Wormwood because the only scene I

2:10

could remember from this movie

2:13

was a group of boisies grabbing bears out

2:15

of a first aid kit. That was the

2:17

only thing I could remember and I knew

2:20

it was an Aussie movie and I knew

2:22

it was zombie and don't

2:24

regret it. Great. Yeah.

2:26

The only character is wearing an Aussie Aussie

2:29

Oi Oi Oi shirt. Yes. Yeah,

2:31

I'm better. I feel like it's a

2:33

very Australian thing to open your movie

2:35

with someone going, come on you fucking

2:37

zombies. Yes. It was so... That's my

2:39

ass right there. That was terrible. I

2:42

know. That was terrible. Okay,

2:45

repeat after me. Come on you fucking Aussies. Come

2:47

on you fucking Aussies. There you go. There you

2:49

go. Bob's your uncle. Come on you fucking Aussies.

2:51

Come on. Come on you fucking Aussies. We are

2:53

recording in the recording annex, annex, which is my

2:56

living room because it's got the best air conditioning.

2:58

The hotter it gets here, the further Alan moves

3:00

us towards the basement. Yeah. Oh,

3:02

I can't worry until we record in the Pittsburgh toilet. Oh, I'll

3:04

sit on that toilet for the whole next night. Oh, shit. So

3:07

we have a special, special guest of Ruby dog sitting

3:09

in with us on the couch. So

3:12

if you hear a dog, it's Ruby. And if you smell a

3:14

Ruby fart, it's Ruby. Yeah. Oh,

3:17

I'm not going to be able to do that. Oh, I'm not going to be able to do

3:19

that. Oh, I'm not going to be able to do that. Oh, I'm not going to be able

3:21

to do that. And if you smell a Ruby fart, it's Ruby. Yeah. If

3:24

we all go, oh, she's old.

3:27

So yes, this movie opens on, come on,

3:29

you fucking zombies. Yeah. And it's

3:32

on. It's on like Donkey Kong from

3:34

the gate. We see these guys in

3:36

like metal armor looks, which I

3:39

liked a lot fighting zombies

3:41

who look fantastic. Mm hmm. And

3:43

then the, I was so happy.

3:45

Because the opening scene was like so

3:47

100% immediately. I

3:51

felt like I was like pushed to the back of my couch. Whoa.

3:54

Okay. We're here. Watching

3:57

the trailer for this movie, I was like, Oh, this is

3:59

a comedy. I'm going to watch. as Ami comedy. And

4:02

then watching the movie I was like this isn't

4:04

a comedy. No, it's billed

4:06

as a comedy in a few places. It

4:08

is not a comedy. It's not. It's- Whiplash

4:10

to comedy. Yeah. It

4:14

feels very like Peter Jackson inspired

4:16

on some level. Like I know

4:19

that's New Zealand, not Australia, but like-

4:21

You should see the pie just like wound up to punch Alan

4:24

in the face. I wish you guys were here to see it for

4:27

besmirching her nationality. Did you call me a Kiwi?

4:31

Again, we don't really care about much.

4:33

Yeah. Not a friend, yeah. But

4:39

yeah, it's very gory, but it's way

4:41

more serious than I thought it was

4:43

going to be. This is

4:45

really a mashup of two movies we've done

4:47

recently, which was Mad Max Fury Road and

4:51

Zombie Land. Oh, Zombie Land.

4:53

A little less incel than Zombie Land. Yeah, a little

4:55

less incel. We are introduced

4:57

to Benny, who is out pig hunting.

5:00

And I wondered, Pie, have you ever been

5:02

pig hunting? I have not been pig hunting.

5:05

I just wondered. Maybe. Have you

5:07

ever been pig hunting? I feel like that's also a

5:09

thing I could ask you. Yeah, you totally do. We

5:12

don't have wild pigs here. That you know of. ACAB.

5:20

We've chased all the cops away. Is

5:22

that the ACAB? The ACAB

5:25

too far? ACAB once

5:27

up too far. So

5:30

yeah, Benny's out pig hunting with

5:32

his brothers, and

5:34

they're having a beautiful evening out in the

5:36

bush, I assume. When we call this the

5:38

bush. Yeah, they call them bush. They're in

5:40

bush. They're in bush. In bush, not the

5:42

bush. Just bush. Yeah, bush. Okay.

5:45

I feel like we're going to learn some. I think we're going to get some culture.

5:49

You are our first international guest. Oh my

5:51

god. That's true. I

5:56

can't think of any. I mean, we've had a few

5:58

folks from New Jersey. Yeah. not

8:00

methamphetamine. Every time I hear petrol

8:02

I think of this story from

8:04

World War

8:13

II where Germans were trying to

8:15

invade an American camp pretending

8:18

to be Americans and they came

8:20

in there was like hi we're fellow Americans and we would

8:22

like to get some petrol for our come for our

8:24

Jeep and the Americans like sure hold on one second

8:26

let me go get my gun so I can kill you real quick

8:29

sprung ding dongs yeah yeah

8:32

cuz we call it gas cuz we're idiots

8:39

what is it in a Mad Max guzzling

8:45

what are you talking about it's fucking amazing

8:47

it's so much better in this movie so

8:52

yeah he has to kill his brother so who

8:55

is he recounting the story to though I feel

8:57

like that's going to Barry and Frank okay okay

8:59

and then he says Barry tell you

9:01

tell us the story or whatever and Barry's just like

9:03

this morning I shot my wife and child with a

9:05

nail gun I can't think about how

9:07

to make that into a story yeah pretty

9:11

brutal pretty brutal I was convinced he said

9:13

I shot my wife and my son oh he

9:15

says child okay did you dress rewind

9:18

no say child in Australian child

9:21

spit like Sun what

9:26

word do you use for child and I'll tell

9:31

you what though Barry's hot Barry Fox very

9:35

Barry Barry Barry Barry's

9:38

very hot and this the

9:40

like montage gearing up scene

9:42

I'm like wait we've moved

9:45

into a whole nother movie genre

9:47

we've gone go with concomity now

9:50

where are we it's pretty hot thing I

9:52

will I think Gary's or Barry's busted

9:54

teeth definitely help him to like a

9:57

little janky jaw doesn't do anybody

9:59

any harm Yeah. Also

10:02

his sister is very attractive. Yeah. Just

10:05

a beautiful, beautiful G's in that family. Yeah, good

10:07

for them. Well, good for them. Bully

10:11

for you, Barry and his sister. Right.

10:16

He's also my hero in that beginning

10:19

scene. I'm like watching him be so

10:21

heroic and like jump over the hood

10:23

of the car, like so good. I

10:26

love the action sequences in this. I know, me too.

10:28

What I don't love? Shower sex, not

10:30

for me. Gotta have two shower heads. That's

10:33

what you've told me anyway. It's

10:36

about the friction I'd say. Yeah,

10:39

there's some issues with that. I mean, yeah, I

10:41

understand cuddling and all that stuff, but just like every time

10:43

the shower sex is moving, I was like, come on, just

10:45

go somewhere else. Just go back to business. Just get out,

10:47

drive off. Try again. Just

10:51

good old, good old bunch of dry sex.

10:53

Like everyone should have all the time. Like

10:55

us Americans. Go

10:58

sign Ben Shapiro. We

11:02

cut to Barry's sister. This is

11:04

Brooke. She's having like a welcome

11:06

to my world studio scene. I don't know what's

11:08

happening here. Like where's Dee Snider while all this

11:11

is going on? There's like a woman in

11:13

Day of the Dead makeup pretending

11:16

to be a zombie chained up. I'm

11:19

looking to you to explain this to us.

11:21

I actually don't remember the pot you guys

11:23

are talking about. You know, she has the

11:26

model that she's like photographing. Oh yeah. She's

11:28

doing the makeup on him. There's the photographer who's

11:30

doing the other. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

11:33

Yeah, because I, for the rest of the

11:35

movie, wondered why she was in such makeup.

11:37

Maybe I blinked through that scene. I

11:41

don't remember that part. I just remember the rest of

11:43

all of her cool moves. I

11:46

do love when Barry's daughter is

11:48

talking on his phone and his wife is like, get

11:51

off the phone. I don't care if you're talking to

11:53

Jesus. Yes, I'm just like, I don't

11:55

care if you're talking to Jesus. I

11:57

was like, I bet if I was...

12:00

I'd say shit like that. Yeah. Yeah,

12:02

no. It feels good.

12:06

The Barry's daughter felt like a glimpse into my

12:08

future also. Hopefully until she,

12:10

like, just up until she turns, but

12:13

definitely the whole scene with her, like,

12:16

on the phone. I was like, my

12:19

life. Every

12:21

once in a while, I like to remind Katie that one day Lucy

12:23

will be 16. No, why? Why

12:26

would you do that to my friend? Just

12:30

don't share those things. Yeah, keep it

12:32

to yourself. It's

12:35

not true. No, it's really far

12:37

off. Really far off. It's not.

12:41

Fuck. So the

12:43

model is, like, pretending to be a zombie and growling,

12:45

and then she starts legit growling. Yeah.

12:47

And then she spits blood in the

12:49

photographer's face. Oh, I remember. It's like a,

12:52

oh, yeah, I remember. That's right. She's, like,

12:54

chained to the ceiling. Yeah. Sort of working

12:56

blood onto this other woman who is now

12:58

a zombie. Yeah. That

13:01

was bullshit. Then

13:03

she kills the photographer. Yeah.

13:06

And then the photographer becomes

13:08

a zombie. Yeah. As

13:11

you do. And the makeup artist Brooke is also

13:13

an acrobat. She's doing some sweet acrobatics. Really cool

13:15

flips. They just have all these notes. It's like,

13:17

oh, she's badass. Oh, she's really badass. It's pretty

13:19

much all I wrote, too. It was like, I

13:21

like Brooke. She's badass. It's like all I wrote

13:23

on my paper. Brooke

13:26

can flip and is wearing a non-shirt. It's

13:29

a non-shirt. I also did write, Brooke

13:32

seems to be the only woman in the film,

13:34

and she's not wearing a lot. No, most of

13:36

it's her bra. She got that bra on. Yeah.

13:38

What else do you want? She's got the bra

13:40

on. I was just curious. She's

13:42

the only one. She's not wearing anything. No, I don't know

13:44

why they would do that in a movie. Nothing

13:47

to diverge right away. But as

13:50

you know, I am a fan of the Hot Ones show

13:53

on the YouTubes. Heidi Klum

13:55

was the guest this week. I love Heidi Klum. She's

13:57

great. She loves Halloween. She

13:59

gets up to you. to a certain point and she's like, I'm

14:01

so hot and just takes herself

14:03

down to her bra. Yes she

14:05

does. And I was like, I

14:08

said earlier that some lady had the best

14:10

boobs in the business, I'm wrong. It's Heidi

14:12

fucking Cluem. It's Heidi fucking Cluem. Holy shit.

14:14

Yeah. Real fit reg, real

14:16

good reg. Poor

14:18

kids. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

14:21

Yeah, they just turned into zombies anyway. And

14:24

I was like, oh, she's

14:26

a year older than I am. Oh shit.

14:31

That's what I get into those things of like, I

14:33

don't think I'm the same species as some of my

14:35

fellow human beings. As a German supermodel. Yeah. I

14:37

look at her like Catherine Zeta Jones. And

14:39

I was like, we're different. Yeah. We're

14:42

just built different. We're not the Zeta. Yeah. Yeah.

14:45

So yeah, she's being a bad ass

14:47

and she's flipping around and hanging out

14:49

in the rafters of the shed. Yeah.

14:52

And being chased by the zombie who is chained up,

14:55

which I liked a lot because it like, she couldn't

14:57

get out yet the zombie couldn't get to her. So

14:59

there was like some tension. She seemingly falls asleep with

15:01

the zombie squawking from the ceiling, which I think I

15:04

would have a hard time doing. You

15:06

can't just nap anyway. Not

15:08

one of those for you all? Not one of those for me. Catch

15:12

some Z's in the rafter. Sorry. And

15:17

she, she, uh, she

15:20

opens a door and there's more zombies outside.

15:22

Yeah. Hates more. Yeah.

15:26

This is being cut in with Barry and

15:28

his family where Megan, the daughter comes into

15:30

the bedroom and says that daddy, there's someone

15:32

in the kitchen. She's very spooky.

15:35

Probably a thing you'd never want to hear. No, I don't know

15:37

what I would do. But again, he's

15:39

immediately the hero. He is. You

15:43

got to run at whatever it is. I'm

15:46

a firm believer, run at whatever. If

15:48

somebody's just randomly in my kitchen. No,

15:52

I feel like I'm not clever enough to do something

15:54

quickly. I would just like run at it and

15:57

then be dumb. Like bounce off. You

16:00

know, like, well, if you were a ding

16:03

dong, you would literally have weapons all

16:05

over your house. So that

16:07

no matter what room you're in. Why am

16:09

I friends with people who hide weapons in

16:12

their homes? There's a

16:14

baseball bat by the front door, there's an axe

16:16

by the basement door. It's more like telling people

16:18

when they break in how to kill you. It's

16:20

more like child's toys that I'm visualizing as weapons.

16:23

They're one of a bunch of jacks of people.

16:27

You know, common toys for kids in 2024. Jacks.

16:31

Oh, Poppy loves Jacks. Yeah, she loves

16:33

Jacks. I want to throw their hoop and

16:35

stick at them. Propos. Big

16:38

fan. I did like the

16:40

zombie in the bathrobe just like eating out of the

16:42

fridge. What are you eating, buddy? Eat. Yeah,

16:45

it's very chill. Yeah. I feel like that

16:47

was a nod to like the dawn of

16:49

the dead Romero zombies who were just like

16:51

trying to go about their normal lives, going

16:53

to the mall and stuff. And

16:55

this is a zombie that's like, I just want to get up in the middle of

16:57

the night and cook it a snack. Just a little

16:59

late night. I'm hungry.

17:02

Barry yells at his wife, get the axe, get the

17:04

fucking axe. I'm not yelling that one

17:07

in your house. Get the fucking axe.

17:09

Yeah. Get it. So

17:12

what's up with the smoke that comes out of these

17:14

zombies? Would

17:16

you like to feel that one? You want me to actually say it

17:18

now? I'm not spoiling anything? Yeah,

17:21

go ahead. So this is

17:23

one of my favorite, most creative parts of

17:25

the movie because the gas, but

17:27

as Benny says, oh, it's farting

17:29

from his mouth is

17:34

gas. It's like a gas that

17:36

runs them. And so at night

17:39

they're really fast because they're using the gas

17:41

themselves. And then the daytime, they're slow and

17:44

the gas is coming out of their mouth.

17:47

Yeah. I thought this was really interesting

17:49

and neat and like, I've never seen

17:52

that before. I know. What?

17:55

Like what? It is very what, but

17:58

also like what, how, how. How do they make

18:00

the gas not work that was in the cars

18:02

already? That was something to

18:05

do with the sorry.

18:07

Never explained. Oh, okay. Something to do

18:09

with the meteorites or the, the, the

18:12

shooting stars. Got it.

18:14

Got it. Got it. Got it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

18:16

But yeah, the berries just mowing them down,

18:20

mowing them down. He sure is. As berries

18:22

do. Yeah. As hot dad berries

18:24

do. Bass, aka

18:26

Baza. Baza. I

18:31

feel like that's just like Australia. Nicknaming

18:34

just Gary,

18:36

your gasser, if you're power, your passer, if

18:38

you broke your life, Chucky, he

18:41

does call it Chucky. I didn't know what it

18:43

meant. Yeah. It doesn't have to be shorter or

18:45

easier to say or make even sense.

18:49

It just has to be a nickname of some

18:51

kind. Listen, y'all live in a continent

18:53

that's trying to kill you at all

18:55

times. You have spiders the size

18:57

of dinner plates. I mean, same dude. Yeah.

19:02

Yeah. Yeah. But at least we know that

19:04

it's other people with guns that are trying to kill

19:06

us here all the time. It's not tiny, cute

19:10

little jellyfish called bluey's that you're like,

19:12

Oh, I already got to see the

19:14

cute little jellyfish. Oh, wait now that has more poison

19:16

that could take out an entire family in one strike.

19:18

Yeah. We just have a little nickname is what

19:20

you're saying. Yeah. You love a little nickname

19:22

like bluey for this thing that's going to murder

19:24

you. And then we'll name a children's cartoon after

19:27

it. Yeah. What would you call, what

19:29

would be a nickname for Alan in Australian

19:31

as a, as a, there you go. Alan

19:33

as a, the Z Z A

19:35

is easy cause you just whack it on

19:37

the end. Whack it on. Yeah. You

19:39

just whack it on the end and you say Zed for

19:42

Z. No,

19:44

I love it. I

19:46

was thinking about like, I've seen so many Australian

19:48

movies in my life and I just like, I

19:51

can't think of one that I was ever mad at. Like

19:54

they're always like, Australian cinema is always so

19:56

good. Yeah. Yeah. than

54:00

I shoot my kid. Different relationship. You

54:03

also would not travel to Bulla Bulla to get your brother.

54:05

Only if it was to shoot him in the head, yeah.

54:09

I did also, yeah, I mean, you

54:12

had no, and poor Benny has been shot by the

54:15

military guys. In like the knee

54:17

or something or the leg so that he can't

54:19

move. Yeah. And

54:21

then he comes up with this plan. Tell

54:24

me the plan. Where he's gonna get bit so

54:26

that he becomes a zombie and

54:29

then Brooke control him, which I feel

54:31

like is just another level to their

54:33

flirtation. Yes. Like just control me girl.

54:35

Yeah. She's,

54:37

this is, she's a fantasy. Yeah. I

54:40

think it's like a psychic strap on. Yeah. She's

54:43

just psychically pegging him. Irreparably

54:47

horny. I was irreparably psychically pegged by

54:49

where we were the worst. And all

54:52

I got was a stupid t-shirt and

54:55

probably a fine for wearing

54:57

this t-shirt. You're

54:59

in the airport. People are like, no, no. Sir,

55:02

you cannot wear that to church. He's

55:06

come up with this plan to keep Barry

55:09

from lighting matches and throwing them onto the compressor

55:11

and just blowing everyone up, which I think is

55:13

the best idea. The same. I mean, you were

55:15

already here. Yeah. Yeah.

55:18

No, I think Barry understands the situation better than

55:20

everybody else is letting on. Benny

55:23

still has hope and Barry's like, yeah. Turns

55:25

out I put a nail in my child's forehead

55:28

this morning. So I'm good. I'm probably good. Or

55:31

yesterday morning, I guess. He's hot and hopeless. That's

55:34

how I love them though. Hot and hopeless. That's

55:36

when you get them. That's how you

55:38

get them. Yeah. Yikes. Bad people. Oh

55:42

man, that's my 20s. Yeah.

55:45

When I was hot and hopeless, I

55:47

wasn't hot. I had a chin beard. No, we can all. You're

55:51

always a good looking man, Alan. Oh, stop

55:53

it. So what

55:55

happens next? The military

55:58

guys are gonna behead Brooke. Yeah.

56:00

For reasons? They're mad

56:02

at her. There's mad at her? Yeah.

56:04

But she's also like the experiment gone

56:06

right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Presumably. Well, unless

56:09

it's my theory where there

56:11

just, he's like, was the overlord guy, and

56:13

there was no military solving the world thing,

56:15

and he was just a freak doing it

56:17

for his own pleasure. Okay.

56:20

So he's like a super villain who has his own army

56:22

of like bio boys. That's what I thought. Okay. I

56:24

like that. You're the Australian, you know, I mean, I

56:26

don't know if that qualifies me. I

56:30

didn't remember half of this movie. So.

56:34

No, I feel like this is just a history of

56:36

Australia that we have heard. Yeah, this is a documentary.

56:39

Oh yeah. Okay, yeah. Totally solid.

56:41

Yeah. Yeah.

56:44

So either she was, yeah, she

56:47

was proven the pudding or they

56:50

hated her cause she killed their overlord. I

56:52

don't know. And she was God's greatest mistake. That's

56:54

right. Yep. And now look,

56:56

eggs on their face. She

56:59

gets on the titty. Yeah. I

57:01

don't think you should do that. She takes it like a champ though.

57:03

She sure does. Sure does. Pops it right out of there.

57:05

Yeah. Just again, back to Australia

57:07

where Zena, no Zena was filmed in New

57:09

Zealand. It's Zena. Just kidding.

57:14

It's actually pronounced Zedda. Zedda,

57:17

I think. But

57:20

she always had her tits out going into combat. So I

57:22

figured that this lady also had that. Sure.

57:25

Why not? I mean, she's got a non-shirt. I

57:27

mean, I'm also always tits out going

57:29

into combat. Your tits out everywhere we go. All

57:31

the time, everywhere we go, tits out. Everywhere we

57:33

go, tits out. It's

57:35

the most comfortable. What am I

57:37

gonna say? When she gets shot in the titty,

57:40

all the zombies drop too. Yeah. Cause

57:42

they're part of her. She's one and they are one and they are

57:44

bored. She's pegging all of them. Psychically. Also,

57:48

I'd never heard of a seven boomerang before. Were you

57:50

aware of what a seven boomerang was? I had never

57:52

heard of a seven boomerang before. Literally a

57:54

boomerang shaped like the number seven. It's

57:58

so sharp. It's so scary. Roll, roll, roll, shop. How,

58:01

like, having thrown a lot of nerf

58:04

boomerangs in my life, how

58:06

anyone could have ever thrown those as

58:09

a killing weapon, I have no idea, because it was

58:11

just like throwing a boomerang for me, it's just a

58:13

wee, it goes off in that direction, never comes

58:15

back. Also, like, you're not gonna catch that thing when it comes

58:17

back to you, right? It's gonna come back and you're just gonna

58:19

throw yourself on the ground. Well, it just

58:21

decapitates you on the way back. That's a

58:23

suicide. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm

58:26

too Catholic for that. Like Frank. Like

58:29

Frank. Oh, Frank. So,

58:34

yeah, Brooke controls Benny and

58:36

he shoots all the BioBoys. Yeah.

58:39

And then they kill Benny. Gets shot in

58:41

the head. I'll rip Benny.

58:43

I know. All right, B.

58:46

You're the best one-liners of the whole movie,

58:49

too. It's true. He's the comic relief, so

58:51

you know he can't go too early, but

58:53

like, it's something- He's not the hero. Yeah.

58:55

Yeah. A lot

58:58

of his comic relief was like, felt ill-timed, too.

59:00

Where you're like, look, Barry's suffering. Could you just

59:02

be sensitive to Barry right now? Yeah, that was

59:04

the whiplash I felt where I'd be like grieving

59:07

for someone and then Benny would be like, no,

59:09

he said, fuck. But

59:11

I feel like that's very Australian. Very.

59:13

Just be like, in the face of

59:15

like, absolute despair. Be like,

59:17

well, fuck it. Heart joke? Oink.

59:20

Here we go. Beer? Neville's

59:23

got him in the freezer. This is where the

59:25

military, there's one military guy

59:27

left. Yeah. And Barry uses the boomerang

59:29

in a very sexy way to take his helmet off, which

59:31

then infects him. Mm-hmm.

59:34

And the guy says to him, there's more at

59:37

stake here than you know. So I do, I

59:39

don't know. Maybe we gotta watch the

59:41

sequel. There's the second. Yeah, there's definitely a second.

59:43

Yeah, we gotta find out. Gotta find out. Worm

59:45

wooded. Still worm

59:47

wooden? Wormy wood. It's

59:50

all work. It's

59:52

all work. We decided to have a fist

59:54

fight. Oh my god. Yeah, as you do.

59:56

Okay, yeah, sure. It's a great fist fight.

1:00:00

It's really fun. I love it. Captivated

1:00:02

the whole time. Yeah. Just

1:00:04

because y'all were horny for Barry. Yeah. I

1:00:07

was also very high at this point.

1:00:09

And super engaged by the fight. Like

1:00:12

edge off couch at this point watching

1:00:14

the fight scene. It

1:00:17

was very good. Smoking

1:00:19

that fight weed. It's fun. Yeah.

1:00:26

I don't know. And

1:00:29

Barry does as I

1:00:32

would also do in any fight situation. I'm

1:00:34

grabbing your fucking dick while we're fighting. Yeah.

1:00:37

I'm going to win. I'm going to

1:00:39

grab your dick. Of course. What is

1:00:41

this ownership? Although the line

1:00:43

of like nobody grabs another man's balls in

1:00:45

a fight. Shows low character. And

1:00:48

then he shoots him. Yeah. Yeah.

1:00:51

Yeah. But his face is

1:00:53

flammable. So that's nice. Yeah. That's really

1:00:55

nice. At that part. It's

1:00:57

convenient for Barry. It's like a good

1:00:59

little boost up there. An

1:01:02

entire head firewalk. Yeah. Just

1:01:05

his heads on fire. Well, I don't know if we've

1:01:07

had that before either. I don't think we have. And

1:01:09

I really enjoyed it. Mm hmm. But he's now he's

1:01:11

on the ground. Yeah. And Brooke pulls the bullet out

1:01:14

of her titty. Yeah. She does.

1:01:16

She does just drops it. Yeah. Yeah.

1:01:19

And now the zombies are intensely eating this man. Yeah. She's

1:01:21

the queen of the zombies now. She's the queen.

1:01:23

I hope that in a trial by fire to

1:01:25

determine if I'm good or evil, I just go

1:01:27

full evil like Brooke. Sure.

1:01:29

Yeah. Yeah. I

1:01:32

hope I can like, I kind of want

1:01:34

to be one of the tradies. I want to

1:01:36

like armor up and like get full get up

1:01:38

and just hit it head on. We got that

1:01:40

from you. Yeah. We got

1:01:42

the truth. Yeah. I want to just like

1:01:44

go have at it. You were a tradie

1:01:46

hopeful. Yeah. There's an apocalypse. I'm

1:01:48

probably going to stick with you until I get tired of

1:01:51

it and kill myself. All right. All right. I'm a little

1:01:53

absent minded though. I don't know if I can take care

1:01:55

of anybody else. Well, I'll do the planning. You have to

1:01:57

execute the plan. Okay. Yes. Hopping

1:06:00

out of bodies, can I read you an email

1:06:02

that we got? Yes. I

1:06:04

am not gonna give this person's name because I don't wanna

1:06:07

put them in any sort of HIPAA situation.

1:06:10

Okay, give them a fake name. Jane

1:06:13

Eyre. Jane Eyre

1:06:15

writes. Jazza.

1:06:18

Not what I was expecting you to go with. I'm an 85

1:06:21

year old woman. All right, all right, all right, all right. Case

1:06:24

in point. Tom Hardy fucker 69. Today

1:06:30

I had a patient. You're

1:06:34

already giggling. Today I had a patient come

1:06:36

to the OR with a bowel obstruction. Oh

1:06:38

damn. When the bowel obstructs, it's like a

1:06:40

garden hose getting kinked off. Or

1:06:42

maybe more accurately, like

1:06:44

one of those really long balloons getting twisted

1:06:47

into a balloon poodle by a clown.

1:06:50

I love the sea males so much. The

1:06:52

bowel gets really swollen, full of gas

1:06:54

and pressurized. So

1:06:56

when we go to make the belly incision, it's

1:07:00

kind of like a gag gift snakes in

1:07:02

a can situation. Oh,

1:07:05

okay. And

1:07:08

because I've been binging werewolf ambulance, I

1:07:11

immediately blurted out, oh no, as hot

1:07:13

dogs fell out. I'm sorry. And

1:07:21

now my OR crew, or at least as

1:07:23

weird as I am, have adopted this terminology.

1:07:25

Oh my God. Thank you for bringing this

1:07:27

into our lives and I'm hoping

1:07:29

I've converted at least some of them into listeners. Have

1:07:32

a lovely Juneteenth. Oh my God. Jane Eyre.

1:07:35

Dr. Jane Eyre. Medicine

1:07:37

woman. Medicine woman. Thank you so

1:07:39

much for writing in and thank you so much for spreading the

1:07:41

good word of werewolf ambulance. These

1:07:43

hot dogs fell out. Every

1:07:49

time I've been under for any sort of like

1:07:51

operate, like cold nusker or whatever, I'm just sure

1:07:53

that there's just shenanigans abound

1:07:55

going on in the- What

1:07:57

else do they get through? Yeah, what else could you- What

1:08:00

else are you gonna do? I

1:08:03

would be like puppeteering. Putting a

1:08:05

little tiny folded newspaper hat on

1:08:07

your tip of a penis. Yeah.

1:08:12

Why not? Just

1:08:14

thinking I am a major general.

1:08:16

I'm looking at my little penis

1:08:19

general. Why not? Let's

1:08:23

hope it's a little less that. I

1:08:25

think that's fine. Totally

1:08:28

above board. Thank

1:08:30

you so much Jane Eyre for

1:08:32

that. Thank

1:08:35

you Jane Eyre. They brought me so

1:08:37

much joy. That's really good.

1:08:41

Just the idea of your intestines being like a balloon animal

1:08:43

made by a clown. Yeah.

1:08:45

That's visceral too. Yeah,

1:08:47

that's really descriptive. Yeah. Hi,

1:08:51

thank you so much for being here. Thanks for having

1:08:53

me. Where if people

1:08:55

wanted to follow you and get more of you, where can they

1:08:57

find you on the internet? I have an Instagram at PiLovesPlants. It's

1:09:00

P-Y-E. It's P-Y-E

1:09:02

loves plants. And I

1:09:05

have a website as well under the same name.

1:09:07

P-Y-E loves plants. That's

1:09:10

where you can find me. That's where you can find her. Thank

1:09:12

you so much for coming. Yeah, you bet. Katie, before

1:09:14

we get the fuck out of here. What

1:09:17

are we gonna do next week? Next week we're

1:09:19

doing a movie of your choosing. Yeah. Which

1:09:22

I didn't realize was the actual title of the movie. The

1:09:24

first omen. It's on blue. What if

1:09:27

before the antichrist there was an

1:09:29

antichrist with this movie

1:09:31

presuppose? Don't burn it now. I

1:09:34

will say that prequel

1:09:36

to the orphan movie was so fucking good

1:09:38

that I will always now go watch any

1:09:40

of these prequel films in the hopes that,

1:09:43

what was that lady's name who was an

1:09:45

actor in the early 2000s and then came

1:09:47

back for that movie? Fuck.

1:09:51

The mom in that movie. Julia Stiles. Julia Stiles.

1:09:54

Who was in the omen, right? She was in the omen

1:09:56

remake. Was she in the omen remake? Yes she was. She

1:09:58

was the wife. Oh my God.